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‎《职场老妈》前情提要

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‎他们是我的儿子

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‎-这是最后一块吗？
‎-不是

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‎-给我
‎-你想要 吃吧

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‎我们没有复合

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‎好吧 听着  我根本没想过
‎是你自己出现在这里的

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‎我想尝试自己生一个宝宝

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‎-哇哦
‎-我知道 很棒 对吧？

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‎我的朋友现在很痛苦

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‎她怀不上孩子

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‎她为什么怀不上孩子
‎她的阴道坏了吗？

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‎不 ！

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‎是她的卵子有问题

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‎你们需要卵子吗？
‎我有卵子

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‎-如果你恨我 我能理解
‎-嘿 要不这样？

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‎我真的很希望再也不要
‎看见你了

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‎但我想让你来实现我这个心愿

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‎每人只能打一个电话

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‎内森  嗯

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‎内森 你好呀

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‎凯特 你没事吧

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‎我很好

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‎我在监狱里

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‎我嗑嗨了 也不是特别嗨

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‎就一般嗨

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‎就和小桦树一样高

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‎一半程度的嗨

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‎十二小时前

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‎弗兰姬 副驾驶座今天是你的
‎因为你过生日

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‎♪你出生的那天 是你的生日♪

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‎瓦尔！

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‎怎么了 我为我们的姐妹行感到兴奋

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‎就像那个让人兴奋的电影一样

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‎我觉得我是这里的蒂凡尼哈迪斯

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‎你是哪个？

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‎累的那个

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‎那就是杰达了

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‎瓦尔

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‎好吧

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‎你把孩子交给莱昂内尔？

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‎没有 他在看色列近身格斗术比赛

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‎-什么？
‎-我懂 别让我开始讲

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‎这个找保姆的噩梦

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‎说句实话

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‎出城的感觉一定很好 你懂的
‎能把一些事情想清楚

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‎天呐 你的电话一直响

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‎只是工作

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‎你接吗？

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‎不

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‎我要把手机关了

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‎你们快看

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‎-你怀孕了？
‎-天啊

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‎不 这是比安卡的

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‎谁是比安卡？

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‎我为什么要碰她的尿

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‎是我的老邻居 记得吗？

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‎我帮她备孕来着 而现在她怀上了

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‎真好

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‎-呃
‎-太恶心了

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‎多令人兴奋啊

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‎你能想象嘛
‎三个好闺蜜待在一辆车里

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‎没有比这更好的啦

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‎呔嗬！

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‎到了

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‎我的小屋就是你们的小屋

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‎-这是你的小屋？
‎-太棒了

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‎并不是一直这么好

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‎但是骑警简直就是装修队的

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‎太棒了 你想先做什么

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‎-我不知道
‎-游泳？

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‎不 不去这个
‎湖水特别脏

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‎这里这么便宜有部分原因在它

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‎感谢你 大肠杆菌

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‎-去徒步怎么样？
‎-我想远离那些山

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‎据说鹿正在发情期
‎我可不想和另一头发情的鹿干一架

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‎我可能要看下邮件
‎你家无线网密码？

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‎我家没有网

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‎-没有网？
‎-绝不会有的

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‎那你在家都干嘛？

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‎我本来想等下再和你们讲

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‎但是我等不及了

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‎这是约瑟夫和雅各布的"不不"箱

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‎里面的东西各种各样
‎都是从他们那没收的

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‎看着它们我都要哭了

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‎等一下 这些是什么？

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‎他们废了所有的袜子后
‎我送的圣诞礼物

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‎你是说 他们把...

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‎那玩意儿塞这里面

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‎听起来
‎这里面还有些他们的愤怒

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‎可怜的丁丁们

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‎你送这玩意儿给自己的小孩？

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‎他们把这东西带去了学校
‎我只能没收了

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‎你们想玩什么？

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‎骰子

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‎算了 还有什么？

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‎还有这个

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‎-这又是什么玩意儿？
‎-这是迷幻药吗

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‎我没收这东西的时候
‎俩孩子又哭又闹

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‎所以这一定是他们说的"好东西"

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‎我们 试试  看吧

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‎绝不可能 我拒绝

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‎我也是 上次尝试迷幻药时
‎我两份工作全没了 不想再来了

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‎-尝尝迷幻药
‎-迷幻药 迷幻药

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‎-迷幻药
‎-我们要尝迷幻药

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‎-我们要尝迷幻药
‎-闺蜜的周末 真不错

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‎-迷幻药
‎-来尝尝嘛

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‎现在我们等着看看

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‎这附近肯定能做点别的事情

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‎我能问你个事情吗

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‎我不知道该拿迈克怎么办

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‎是那个喜欢喝你乳汁的吗？

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‎不是 是另一个

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‎尺寸巨大的那个

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‎怎么办？
‎想做什么就做什么 你现在单身

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‎是 但我觉得...

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‎这件事比你说的要复杂

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‎不 喜欢他 就上

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‎任何新男人都会让你更好地忘记内森

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‎他是过去时 对吧？

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‎奇怪

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‎为什么我现在会接到你家的电话

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‎-别接
‎-你好？

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‎-凯特
‎-爱丽丝  你好

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‎我来接 谢谢

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‎你好

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‎为什么你要用凯特的电话打给我？

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‎因为我打你电话你没接
‎爸爸也不接 为什么？

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‎因为你爸正在和另一位
‎成年男子打架

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‎而我必须关机 因为你

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‎还有那个连名字都不能提的她

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‎给我发了五百条短信
‎你到底想干嘛？

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‎-恶保姆
‎-嘘

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‎我刚才说 别提她名字

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‎恶保姆 为什么？

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‎嘘 别提她名字

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‎你要非得提她名字
‎我们干脆想一个假名吧？

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‎安妮 我要用电话！

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‎-你好怪
‎-别给我打电话 别给我发短信

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‎有问题 找警察

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‎我找到几本杂志

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‎天啊

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‎戴安娜王妃出过轨吗？

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‎你知道吗 她是好样的

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‎怎么了 查尔斯出轨了

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‎我很高兴她出轨了

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‎天啊 这里的温度怪怪的
‎是不是？

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‎你们感觉到了吗？
‎我感觉非常...有温度

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‎要等多久药效才能发作？

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‎什么药效发作？

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‎这可不是个好开始 天啊

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‎不 嘿

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‎帮帮她

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‎我和我的朋友们
‎会好好照顾你的

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‎你的朋友们？

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‎能摆脱那些恶魔儿子
‎你肯定感觉非常好

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‎他们没那么坏

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‎乖宝宝小杰还是处男

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‎他还有时间

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‎他应该再等等 等一等很好

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‎我想和我能在她面前放屁的人在一起

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‎我也是

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‎-因为这是种信任
‎-这是种信任

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‎我们要找种方法表达一下

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‎看吧？

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‎要来了

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‎要出来了 话到嘴边了
‎要来了

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‎什么要来了？

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‎恶保姆现在在我家

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‎什么？

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‎好

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‎没事 不用担心 莱昂内尔知道吗？

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‎爱丽丝在哪儿？

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‎天啊 我们 我暂时又雇了她

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‎就只雇了这个周末

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‎什么鬼 安妮？

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‎你要给她发短信吗？

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‎不要

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‎怎么会？

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‎你怎么能这么做
‎你怎么能再雇她？

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‎因为 她很会跟爱丽丝相处

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‎我现在非常需要这种人

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‎我不能随便找个人陪她

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‎她让全班人都不爽了

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‎好了 你知道吗
‎反正这个周末也毁了

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‎我又跟内森睡了

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‎什么？

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‎你觉得这是个好主意吗？

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‎也许不是

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‎但你已经没资格跟我争论这件事了

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‎现在我要去愤怒暴走

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‎别 别  凯特

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‎凯特

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‎你给我回来
‎我们得谈谈这件事

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‎凯特米拉贝尔福斯特

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‎不许叫我全名 走  朋友们
‎跟我走

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‎想着现在有一颗小种子

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‎在比安卡的阴道花园里长大

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‎我觉得这个神秘的比安卡
‎对你来说很特别

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‎是的

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‎哇哦

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‎我...

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‎我就是非常喜欢她

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‎让我觉得有点可怕

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‎但她是我的朋友

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‎她是我最好的朋友

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‎好了 不用再强调这个了

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‎如果我们永远不在一起我们就...

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‎永远不会分手

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‎你知道吗?

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‎我不想跟比安卡离婚

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‎我想跟比安卡在一起

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‎你应该如此 你找到真爱了

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‎用两个卷须把真爱缠住

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‎-同性恋！
‎-哦 天呐

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‎你不是说去参加阴唇研讨会了吗

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‎是劳工研讨会 我对你们说了谎

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‎就是想找个机会离你们远远的

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‎让我可以找点乐子

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‎-你们来这里干什么？
‎-我们需要一间卧室

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‎雅各布终于要破处了

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‎别小孩子气 乔

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‎瓦尔 我现在有点心烦意乱

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‎我觉得我应该去告诉她

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‎你应该去

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‎我去拿我的钥匙

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‎我觉得...

227
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‎我觉得的我们俩都不宜开车

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‎你说得对

229
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‎太激动人心了

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‎等你见到她 你准备对她说些什么

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‎是啊 或许类似于...

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‎我没想好

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‎比安卡

234
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‎我们都是土做的

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‎或许你该说的更直白些

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‎是的 没错

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‎没错 我是得
‎我是得好好想想

238
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,395
‎如果她和我想法不同怎么办？

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‎我会迷失自我的

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‎我明白你的感受

241
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‎我现在就迷失了
‎迷路了

242
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‎什么？

243
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‎你开玩笑呢吧

244
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‎不 应该是这条路

245
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‎-瓦尔
‎-回小屋拿张地图

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‎而且我们忘带零食了

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‎瓦尔！

248
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‎哦 天呐

249
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‎好的

250
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‎是头驯鹿

251
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‎你好

252
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‎你再说一遍

253
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‎你好

254
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‎爸爸？

255
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‎是我？

256
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‎天呐 你是守护神

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‎你在说什么鬼？

258
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‎我就是来看看你过的怎么样

259
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‎你最近的生活好像有点复杂

260
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‎你是说和内森的事吗

261
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,272
‎我知道你想让我原谅他

262
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‎我只是觉得我做不到

263
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‎亲爱的 这由你决定

264
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,862
‎婚姻是种选择

265
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‎日日如此

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‎我爱你 孩子

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‎我爱你

268
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‎-凯特？
‎-安妮？

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‎-凯特 你在哪儿？
‎-安妮 我该...

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‎走了

271
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‎我记得这里肯定有张地图的

272
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‎这屋子里的东西都能透气吗？

273
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‎没错

274
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‎我好像从来没来过

275
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‎这间房子一样

276
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‎乔治 快报警

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‎怪不得 这不是我的小屋

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‎安妮！

279
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‎凯特 你在哪儿？

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‎安妮

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‎跟着我的声音走

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‎在这儿 安妮

283
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‎嘿

284
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‎你不该像那样跑掉的

285
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‎我不知道我们是在哪儿

286
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‎我也不知道

287
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,350
‎天哪 我好冷

288
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‎你的T恤烧得真快

289
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‎这样你满意了吧

290
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‎我不满意

291
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‎因为显然你认为

292
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‎把那个女人带到你家是可以的

293
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‎但同时 如果我和我老公睡了

294
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‎我孩子的爸爸
‎我就是坏人

295
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,454
‎-他伤害了你
‎-安妮 她也伤害了你

296
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,164
‎现在 你也伤害了我

297
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‎自私鬼

298
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‎你好粗鲁！

299
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,588
‎你和他上床是情绪冲昏了头脑

300
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,634
‎你以为我没有好好审视自己吗？

301
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,052
‎-住手
‎-你先住手

302
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,053
‎我做不到

303
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,889
‎但是我能做一个好妈妈
‎一个好朋友

304
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,724
‎如果你想做好朋友 安妮

305
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,269
‎无论我做什么决定你都要支持我

306
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,021
‎-我支持你！
‎-你真的支持我吗？

307
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,900
‎因为我可能会回到内森身边

308
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,237
‎-在我的一夜情后
‎-我的一

309
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‎一夜情 你知道吗

310
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,034
‎-那个大大的！
‎-对

311
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‎不要啊

312
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,752
‎吹气是测不了迷幻剂的
‎表现冷静一点

313
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‎嘿

314
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,010
‎你们都是一起的吗

315
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‎凯特 安妮  我的好闺蜜们

316
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,224
‎多巧啊？

317
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,935
‎重聚的感觉真好

318
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,648
‎你们也得上车
‎请注意不要撞到头

319
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‎天哪

320
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‎-快跑
‎--什么

321
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,904
‎-不
‎ -快跑

322
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,739
‎姐妹 你知道你哪儿都跑不了的

323
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,450
‎-走吧 焦虑鬼
‎-她以前也这么干过吗

324
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‎瓦尔丽！

325
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:12,953
‎亲爱的！

326
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,247
‎回来吧

327
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,374
‎回来吧 没事的

328
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,793
‎-她跑得真快
‎-是的

329
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,297
‎她回来了 没事的

330
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,051
‎怎么了 我们有麻烦了吗？

331
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,929
‎因为什么 因为生活吗 拜托

332
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,890
‎不 因为违禁物品

333
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,725
‎你是说这些吗？

334
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,851
‎别这样

335
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,021
‎我没有什么好隐藏的

336
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,024
‎什么 你在干什么

337
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,568
‎拜托 你没必要这样做

338
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,904
‎他们不可能做腔检查

339
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,032
‎这是个小站
‎甚至可能连手套都没有

340
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,034
‎搞定了...

341
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,327
‎走

342
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,050
‎每人只能打一个电话

343
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,556
‎我知道 你在哪儿呢？

344
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,016
‎回家

345
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,644
‎我需要你甩掉恶保姆

346
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,021
‎什么 我和一些朋友要去蒸桑拿

347
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,357
‎不 现在就回家 好吗？

348
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,192
‎这是个糟糕的错误

349
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,112
‎你告诉她永远不要回来了

350
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:29,697
‎好吗？

351
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,033
‎即使爱丽丝站在路中央

352
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:36,745
‎烧着她的T恤
‎盯着警车

353
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,497
‎你还好吗？

354
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,499
‎啊哈

355
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,502
‎警官给了我她的T恤

356
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,129
‎什么 警官  什么？

357
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,505
‎我爱你

358
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,007
‎把那个巫婆开除

359
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,346
‎我爱你

360
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:57,891
‎我深深...

361
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,476
‎爱着你

362
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,355
‎呃...

363
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,357
‎我觉得我一直深深爱着你

364
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,735
‎但我就是不...

365
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,491
‎我们能够先互相了解
‎我好开心

366
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,751
‎哦 不 不...

367
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,128
‎我能不能...

368
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,464
‎我好像搞砸了
‎我能不能再打一回

369
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,050
‎杰 别这样
‎你妈现在真的需要你的帮助

370
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:32,676
‎拜托

371
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,887
‎我马上就要把这级的妓女
‎都杀掉了

372
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,263
‎还有别人能帮忙吗？

373
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,307
‎内森

374
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,892
‎凯特 你需要帮助吗？

375
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,144
‎不用 瓦尔用屁股解决了

376
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,647
‎但如果我们要 继续发展下去

377
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,400
‎不管朝什么方向发展

378
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,319
‎我们得学会坦诚相待

379
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,072
‎-好的
‎-我跟福里斯特睡了

380
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,531
‎谁？

381
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,743
‎他没割包皮 挺有趣的

382
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,244
‎好多皮肤啊

383
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,288
‎不过性爱体验很好

384
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,624
‎我以为会比较奇怪 但是没有

385
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:07,377
‎除了包皮的部分有点奇怪
‎无意冒犯任何人

386
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,005
‎好吧 谢谢你的坦诚

387
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,383
‎不敢说我乐意听到这个
‎但我也没什么资格说你 对吧

388
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,679
‎还有迈克 他一副只谈工作

389
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,139
‎不谈其它的样子

390
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,642
‎而且我想象不出他穿高领衫的样子

391
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,310
‎对他来说太拘束了

392
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,728
‎你在听吗？

393
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,313
‎你们的车来了

394
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,564
‎女士们

395
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,984
‎你们觉得我们要去哪儿？

396
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,195
‎今天最棒了！

397
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,669
‎谢谢你来接我们 你人真好

398
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,089
‎杰克和乔各喝了一瓶啤酒然后
‎睡着了 所以...

399
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,883
‎我们是不是应该管管她？

400
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:57,886
‎交给我吧

401
00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,972
‎瓦尔丽

402
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,849
‎来吧  姑娘

403
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:37,885
‎谢谢你照顾我

404
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,095
‎我欠你一件上衣

405
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,473
‎听着 我...

406
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,018
‎我后来确实...

407
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,478
‎和瑞雅见面了

408
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,898
‎什么 什么时候

409
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,108
‎怎么会 你们做了什么...?

410
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,068
‎我们喝了一杯

411
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,614
‎我去的时候心想我要凶她一通

412
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,782
‎但后来我只是感到同情她

413
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,535
‎是啊 不能太仔细观察你讨厌的人

414
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,246
‎你会变得同情他们
‎和他们操蛋的生活

415
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,250
‎我以为她是个狂野的狐狸精

416
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,586
‎她只是个伤心的孩子

417
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,548
‎同情确实能浇灭愤怒的热火

418
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,843
‎尽管如此
‎我还是再也不想见到她那张脸了

419
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,429
‎你不会的 我保证

420
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,848
‎昨晚挺疯狂的

421
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,143
‎其实我玩得很开心

422
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,188
‎不过我们应该尽快出发了
‎我想我的小小投毒者了

423
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,190
‎我也想我的小傻瓜们了

424
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,566
‎我不想我的儿子们

425
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,402
‎他们是毒蛇 总是在脱皮

426
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,573
‎而且是蠢蛋

427
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,453
‎那对不起你们了
‎朗达是个天才

428
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,330
‎生日快乐 弗兰姬

429
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,082
‎生日快乐

430
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