[Frankie] Previously
on "Workin' Moms"...
- These are my boys.
- Is that the last piece?
- No.
- Give it to me!
- You want it?
Eat it!
- We're not back together.
- Okay, look,
I had zero expectations.
You're the one
that showed up here.
- I am gonna try
and have a baby on my own.
- Wow.
- I know, right?
- [Frankie] My friend is in so
much pain.
She can't get pregnant.
- Why can't she get pregnant?
Is her vagina broken?
- No it...
her eggs are broken.
- You need eggs?
I've got eggs.
- I understand if you hate me.
- [Kate] Hey, how 'bout this?
I'd really like to not have
to see your face again.
But I'm gonna make
that your problem.
♪♪♪
- One phone call each.
♪♪♪
- I'm gonna go.
Nathan, yes, Nathan. Hello.
[Nathan] Kate, are you okay?
- Oh yeah. I'm great.
I'm in jail.
I'm high. Not super high,
just like a medium high,
like a baby birch tree high,
like a five-five high.
♪♪♪
- Well Frankie, you get shotgun
♪ 'cause it's your birthday, ♪
♪ on the day you were born.
It was your birthday. ♪
[Kate] Val!
- What? I'm excited
for our girls trip.
Like the thrilling film.
[Chuckles]
I think I'm the Tiffany Hadish
of the group.
Which one are you?
- The tired one.
- So, Jada then.
- Val...
- All right.
[Seatbelt clicks, door opens]
- You saddle Lionel
with the kids?
- No, he's at a Krav Maga
competition.
- Excuse me?
- [Scoffs]
I know, don't get me started.
A nightmare finding a sitter.
- Yeah. Man, truth be told,
it's gonna feel good
to get outta town, you know,
really wrap my head
around some stuff.
[Anne's phone buzzes]
God, you are blowin' up
over there.
- It's just work.
[Anne's phone buzzes]
- You gonna get that?
- Nope.
I'm gonna turn this off.
- Hi guys, check it out!
- You're pregnant?
- Holy shit, dude!
- No, no, no, it's Bianca's!
- Who the hell's Bianca?
- And why am I touching
her piss?
- It's my old neighbour.
Remember?
Yeah, I was helping her
get pregnant, and now she is.
Uh, uh! So cool!
- Ugh! Gross!
- How exciting.
Can you imagine, my three
besties locked in a car.
What could be better?
Tally ho!
♪♪♪
[Val] And here we are!
Mi cottage, es su cottage.
- This is your cottage?
This is gorgeous!
- It wasn't always so nice,
but the Mountie's a real
property brother.
- Cool! Well, whadda ya wanna
do first?
[Kate] Uh, I dunno.
- Swimming?
[Val] No, uh that's a no-go.
The lake is very contaminated.
Yeah, part of the reason
the place was so cheap.
Thank you, E. coli!
- What about a hike?
[Val] I'd stay away
from the hills.
Rumour has it the deer
are in heat,
and I do not wanna wrestle
another horny deer.
- Maybe I'll check my email.
What's your Wi-Fi?
- We don't have one.
- No Wi-Fi?
- Not a lick.
- What do you do here?
- Well, I was gonna save it
as a surprise,
but twist my rubber arm.
It's Joseph and Jacob's
no-no box.
A whole lifetime of items,
confiscated from my boys.
Almost makes me emotional.
- Wait, what are these?
- Christmas presents after
they ruined all their socks.
- You're saying they put
their...
their dongs in here?
- Mhmm.
- Ugh.
- From the sounds of it,
they put some anger in there,
too. Those poor penises.
- You gave those to your kids?
- Mhm.
I had to take them away after
they brought them to school.
So, what are you ladies
thinking?
Oh, dice gambling. No.
What else?
Ooh, there is this!
[Kate] What the fuck is that?
- Is that LSD?
- The boys were crying into the
mirror when I confiscated it,
so it must be what they call,
"the good shit."
- Let's-do-that!
- Oh!
- Not a chance. No.
- Yeah, last time I did
psychedelics,
I was fired from two jobs.
Hard pass.
Oh.
[Beatboxing]
- ♪ Let's do LSD ♪
- ♪ LSD, LSD ♪
- ♪ We're gonna,
gonna do it, do it!
- ♪ LSD ♪
- ♪ We're gonna do the... LSD! ♪
- ♪ Girls, we 40, 40 ♪
- ♪ LSD ♪
- ♪ Why no do it! ♪
- [Sighs]
♪♪♪
- Now we wait.
- There's gotta be something
else to do around here.
- Hey, can I get your read
on something?
I don't know what to do
about Mike.
- Is that the one that's
hooked on your tit milk?
- No, the other one.
- Oh, the giant.
- Uh huh.
- What's to do? Do whatever
you want, you're single!
- Yeah, I guess it's um,
it's more complicated
than that.
- No, it's not.
If you like him, go for it.
Every new guy puts
Nathan further in the past.
[Sighs]
- He is in the past, right?
- Hmm?
- [Kate's phone buzzes]
- Oh.
Oh, that's weird.
Why am I getting a call
from your house?
- Don't.
- Hello?
- [Alice] Kate?
- Alice, hi.
- Nope, I got this.
Thank you. Hi, hello?
[Door creaks open]
Why are you calling me
on Kate's phone?
[Alice] Because you are not
answering your phone,
and neither is dad. Why?
- Well, because your father
is crane-kicking
another grown man right now,
and I had to turn my phone off
because you,
and she who cannot be named,
texted me 500 times.
What do you want?
- [Alice] Well, Mean Nanny--
- Shh! I just said,
don't say her name!
- [Alice] Mean Nanny? Why?
- Shush! Don't!
Why would we come up
with code names
if you're not gonna honour
the system?
[Kate] Anne, I need my phone!
[Alice] You're so weird.
- Do not call me,
and do not text me.
You need help, call the cops!
♪♪♪
[Frankie] Guys,
I found some magazines!
Oh man.
Princess Diana cheated?
- You know what?
Good for her.
- What? Charles was cheating,
I'm glad she got some.
God, the temperature
in here is weird, right?
Anyone else feelin' that?
Like, I'm feelin' very...
temperature.
- How long do we have
'til this stuff kicks in?
- 'Til what kicks in?
[Inhale sizzles,
popping donuts]
- This is a bad start.
Oh God.
- No, hey. Help her.
My buds and I,
they're gonna take real
good care of you.
- Your buds?
- [Chuckles]
- Ah, must feel so good to get
away from those demon boys.
- Oh, they're not so bad.
Sweet baby Jay
is still a virgin.
- Oh, he's got time!
He should wait!
It's good to wait.
I just wanna be with somebody
I can fart in front of.
- Me too!
- Ugh!
- 'Cause that is trust.
- That is trust.
- We need to find a way
to express this.
Oh!
♪♪♪
[Deep inhales and exhales]
- See?
- Oh, it's happening.
It's coming up, the words
are coming, it's happening.
- What's happening?
- Mean Nanny's at my house
right now.
- What?
Okay, it's okay, don't worry.
Does-does Lionel know?
And where is Alice?
- Oh God, we--
I hired her back just for a
minute, just for the weekend.
- What the hell, Anne?
- Do you need to text her?
- No! How?
How could you do that?
How could you hire her back?
- Because, she has this way
with Alice,
and I really need
that right now.
She-I can't just leave her
with anybody.
She made a whole class shit
themselves!
- Okay, you know what?
This weekend is ruined anyway.
I am sleeping
with Nathan again.
- What? Do you think
that's a good idea?
- Probably not,
but you have lost your right
to weigh-in on that,
and now I'm going on
an anger walk.
- No! No, Kate!
Kate! You get back here,
we have got to talk about this!
Kate Mirabelle Foster!
- Don't you full-name me.
Let's go guys, come on!
[Psychedelic music]
- Just think Bianca
has a tiny seed
growing in her vagina
garden, right now.
- I feel like this mythical
Bianca creature
is very special to you.
- She is, yeah.
Wow, I mean I just...
I just like her a whole lot.
And it is kinda scary.
But she's my friend,
she's my best friend.
- Okay, no need to,
to rub it in.
- If we never hook up,
then we never-break up.
You know?
I don't wanna divorce Bianca.
I wanna be with Bianca!
- Yes, you do!
You found love!
Oh! [Laughs]
Grab it with both tendrils.
- Tendrils.
- Oh-Gay!
- Oh God.
- I thought you were
at a labia seminar?
- It was a labour seminar,
and I was lying to you,
so you would leave me alone
and for once in my life
I could have a little fun.
What are you doing here?
- We need one of the bedrooms.
Jacob's finally gonna
get his bean snapped.
- Grow up, Joe.
- Um, Val, this situation's
kinda bummin' me out.
And I really think
I should go tell her.
- You should.
I'll get my keys.
- Oh, I don't...
I don't think either of us
should drive.
[Giggling]
You're right.
♪♪♪
- This is exciting.
What are you gonna say to her,
when you see her?
- Oh yeah,
maybe like I don't know...
Bianca we're all made of dirt.
- Maybe something more specific?
- [Frankie] Right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I gotta,
I gotta get this right.
What if she doesn't feel
the same way?
I'd be lost!
- [Val] I know what you mean.
I'm lost right now.
- [Frankie] What?
Really? Really?
[Laughing]
[Wind gusts]
Ah... no, it's right this way.
- Val!
- [Val] Back to the cottage
for a map. And we forgot to
bring snacks!
- Wow geez!
♪♪♪
Val!
♪♪♪
[Birds chirping]
Oh my God. Oh my God.
[Distorted breathing sounds]
Okay.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You're a reindeer.
[Breathing loud]
[Reindeer] Hi.
- Say that again?
- Hi.
- Dad?
- Yes?
- [Exhales in disbelieve]
Oh my God, you're a Patronus!
- What the hell is that?
I just wanted to swing by
and make sure you're okay.
Your life seems a little
more complicated these days.
- You mean with Nathan.
I know you want me
to forgive him.
I just-I don't think I can.
- Well, look, honey,
it's up to you.
Marriage is just a choice.
Every day.
I love you, kid.
- I love you.
- [Anne] Kate!
- Anne?
- Kate, where are you?
- Anne, I should...
go.
[Birds chirping]
- Now I must have a map
around here somewhere.
- Is everything in here
breathing?
- It is.
It's as if it's an entirely new
room I've never seen before.
[Door squeaks open]
- George, call the police!
- Oh, this is not my cottage.
[Kate] Anne!
[Anne] Kate, where are you?
- Anne!
[Anne] Follow the sound
of my voice.
- Oh. Anne.
- Oh, hey.
You shouldn't have run off
like that.
I don't know where we are.
- Neither do I.
- Jesus, I'm freezing.
- Yeah, your shirt burned
pretty quickly.
- Well, I hope you're happy.
- I'm not happy,
because apparently
you think it's okay
to bring that woman
into your house.
- [Scoffs]
- But meanwhile,
if I sleep with my husband,
the father of my children,
I'm the bad guy.
- He hurt you!
- And so did she, Anne!
And now, so did you!
Selfish!
- [Gasps] Rude!
You sleeping with him
is a big emotional risk.
- You don't think I am not
judging myself enough already?
- Stop it!
- You stop it!
- I can't!
But I can be a good mother,
and I can be a good friend.
- If you wanna be a good
friend, Anne,
you gotta have my back
no matter what I decide.
- I do!
- Do you?
'Cause I might go back
to Nathan, you know.
Well... after my one-off.
- Huh?
My one-my one-off.
You know?
- Oh, the giant!
- Yeah.
[Laughing]
[Police siren wails]
- No!
- Oh.
There's no breathalyzer
for LSD, so just act cool.
[Tires rumble on gravel]
- Hey.
- Are you all together?
- Kate, Anne!
My very best friends!
- What are the chances?
- Reunited and it feels
so good.
- Mhm.
- You ladies should get in.
Watch your heads, please.
[Door opens]
[Kate] Oh God.
[Val] Run!
- What? No!
- Run!
- Come on!
Officer: Val!
You know you ain't gonna
go nowhere, girl!
- Let's go, froggy feet!
- Has she done this before?
- Mhm.
- Val! Honey!
Come on back.
Come on back,
it's all right!
- She's very fast.
- Yeah.
- She's comin' back,
it's gonna be fine.
- What is this?
Are we in trouble?
- For what? For living?
Please!
- No, for the illegal
substances.
- Oh. You mean these?
- Stop it.
[Birds chirping]
- I have nothing to hide.
- What? What are you...?
- Oh come on,
you don't have to do that.
- There is no way they're gonna
do a cavity search.
It's such a small station.
Probably don't even have
the gloves. There we...
there we... go.
Wooo!
[Footsteps thud]
- One phone call each.
♪♪♪
- I know. Where are you?
Go home.
I need you to get rid of,
of the Mean Nanny.
[Lionel] What? Me and some
of the guys
were gonna take a sauna.
- No. Go home right now, okay?
It was a horrible mistake.
You tell her she can never
come back. Okay?
Even if Alice is standing
in the middle of the road
staring down a cop car
with her shirt on fire.
[Lionel] Everything okay over
there?
- Uh huh. The police officer
gave me her shirt.
[Lionel] What? Officer? What?
- I love you.
Fire the witch.
- [Receiver slams]
[Small laugh]
- I love you.
I'm... in love with you.
I think I've always been
in love with you,
but I'm just not...
[Laughs] oh.
I'm just so glad we got-we got
to know each other first.
[Man in Russian]
- I don't understand.
[Continues speaking in Russian]
- Oh. Oh no. Um, no...
hey, can I uh,
I think I screwed up.
Can I get a do-over real quick?
- Jay, come on, your mom really
needs your help here.
- Come on! I almost killed all
the prostitutes on this level.
- Is there anyone there
who can help?
[Kate] Nathan...
[Nathan]
Kate, do you need help?
- Uh no, Val fixed it
with her butt.
But if we're gonna,
like move forward together,
like in any-any direction,
we've gotta start being honest.
- Okay.
- I slept with Forrest.
[Nathan] Who?
- He's uncircumcised,
which was interesting.
So much fabric.
The sex was good though.
I thought it would be weirder,
but it wasn't,
except for the foreskin which,
no offence to anyone,
was a bit weird.
[Nathan] Right, well, thank you
for your honesty.
Can't say I like hearing it,
but I don't really have much
of a leg to stand on, so.
- And Mike,
he's like all business,
no time for extra.
And I can't exactly imagine
him in a turtleneck.
He would be too restricted.
Hello?
- Your ride's here. Ladies!
[Cheering and giggling]
- Thank God!
- Where do you think
we're going?
[Val] Best day ever!
[Kate] I hope we're going
somewhere where there
is snacks.
[Engine cuts out]
[Doors open and slam]
- Thanks for picking us up.
It was so nice of you.
- Well, Jake and Joe had a beer
each and fell asleep, so...
- Should we do something
for her?
- I got this.
Valerie, come here, girl.
♪♪♪
- Thanks for taking care of me.
- I owe you a shirt.
- [Chuckles]
- Hey look, I um...
I did end up meeting up
with Renya.
- What? When? How?
- Yeah.
- What did you...?
- We had a drink,
and I went in thinking I was
gonna be all tough on her
and I just ended up feeling
really bad for her.
- Yeah, you can't look too
closely at the people you hate.
You just end up feeling
sorry for them
and their shitty lives.
- Uh huh.
I thought she was this
like wild temptress.
She's just a sad kid!
- Empathy can really ruin
a good rage boner.
- Well, that being said,
I'd be happy never seeing her
face again.
- You won't. I promise.
- Well, last night was pretty
wild!
[All, chuckling]
- I actually had a lot of fun.
We should get on the road soon,
though.
I miss my little poisoner.
- I miss my dummies, too.
- I don't miss my boys.
They're serpents,
always shedding their skin.
And they're stupid.
- Well, bummer for you, guys,
but Rhoda's a genius.
- Hey, happy birthday, Frank!
- Oh Yeah! Happy birthday!
[Mugs clink]
♪ Gonna get myself a new bed ♪
♪ When I think about it
in my head ♪
♪ It goes on and on ♪
♪ I think about all the things
I was doing wrong, never ♪
♪ I think about all I say
and I wanna own ♪
♪ Oh I think about
how I wanna be like you ♪