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‎《职场老妈》前情提要

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‎他脾气挺大的

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‎你背后说我坏话

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‎我怎么冷静的下来?

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‎珍妮 你是个英雄

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‎我是英雄

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‎作为父母 我们都试图避免

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‎给下一代传递一些负能量
‎你懂得？

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‎听不懂

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‎我们的诊所马上就要关闭了

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‎怎么
‎你拯救了所有女性

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‎一个开发商买下了这片地

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‎你就会变成开发商最大的噩梦

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‎这些人很明显想耍诈

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‎嗨

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‎你是...？

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‎牛是怎么叫的？

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‎牛是怎么叫的？

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‎-哞 哞
‎-哞

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‎哦 嘿

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‎我们没有复合

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‎什么 我没这么想

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‎好吧 ...

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‎只是我看到浴室里
‎有我的化妆品和牙刷

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‎好吧 听着  我根本没想过
‎是你自己出现在这里的

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‎是的 那是个错误

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‎我现在要走了

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‎天呐 你拿走了所有的化妆品吗?

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‎你知道我的眼霜多贵吗?

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‎娜拉

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‎-你们两个还在一起吗
‎-别说了

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‎我要迟到了
‎我要先回家然后去诊所

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‎但我妈妈晚点会过来

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‎我今天打算在家工作

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‎娜拉可以做她工作
‎然后晚点我把孩子送到你那

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‎你确定?

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‎是的

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‎谢谢

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‎天啊！

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‎如果他把他拍的裸照还给我的话
‎我就不会生气了

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‎说真的 我真的想闯进他家里

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‎好的

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‎让我们继续探索下这个想法

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‎什么意思？

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‎如果你能做些什么的话

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‎你会怎么做呢？

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‎我会砸了他的电脑

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‎然后呢？

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‎然后...

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‎砸烂他的相机
‎还有那些珍贵的摄影设备

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‎这让你感觉如何?

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‎让你觉得充满力量吗?

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‎-对极了
‎-很好 继续

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‎好吧

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‎我会带把锤子
‎在他的所有东西上都砸一个洞

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‎发生什么了?

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‎我们怎么会错过注册日呢?

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‎你知道这些市里办的项目

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‎总是很快就满人了

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‎我当时疯狂地点刷新

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‎但还是不行

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‎好吧 我去上了个厕所

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‎你不该在注册日去上厕所的

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‎朗达总得有地方去
‎因为我有个会议要参加

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‎所以你得给她
‎报一个夏令营

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‎还有送她去学校

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‎再见 弗兰姬

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‎来吧 宝贝 我们走

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‎布伦达 你的面条项链

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‎哦 你越来越重了

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‎布伦达 你孩子的新发明很宝贵

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‎给你

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‎吹牛呢

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‎嘿 瓦尔

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‎你还在组织春假的儿童营吗

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‎还有 但是名额报满了

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‎该死
‎我得找个人照顾朗达的春假

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‎想让我帮忙 你得先帮我个忙

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‎我听着呢

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‎有人刚刚丢掉了她女儿的杰作

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‎我说的那个人就是那个婊子
‎她不珍惜面条艺术

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‎看看这个

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‎我是说...

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‎-我会留着的
‎-好吧

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‎我看见她朝泳池跑去

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‎我想都没想就跳下去了

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‎-哇哦
‎-嗯

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‎当我把她救出水面时
‎她边哭边咳嗽

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‎我必须给她做人工呼吸

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‎这真的是个创伤

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‎所以你给一个呼吸正常的孩子
‎做了心肺复苏术？

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‎你想说什么？

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‎珍妮 我能和你谈一下吗？

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‎可以

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‎已经发生了
‎盖瑞

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‎-我需要你帮我个忙
‎-哦

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‎员工评估吗？

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‎因为我有一些想法

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‎差不多吧

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‎我需要你接管劳拉的工作

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‎她家里有急事 必须要去处理

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‎工资会更高吗？

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‎-不会
‎-我能装饰她的办公室吗？

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‎-不能
‎-我能使唤别人吗

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‎-可以
‎-什么时候开始？

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‎现在

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‎这是什么？

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‎这是季度回顾 给你一周时间

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‎评估出谁干得好 谁干得不好
‎告诉我

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‎你确定不涨工资吗？

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‎妇女诊所

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‎我整理了一份营销活动

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‎我知道你们打算关门了
‎但我可以帮你

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‎我们可以阻止高度地产

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‎这很棒

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‎但我们负担不起

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‎即使我免费给你提供服务吗
‎我是说

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‎-你肯定有资金？
‎-我有两百美元

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‎你说什么？

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‎凯特 我不知道你的老客户
‎都和哪种钱打交道

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‎但是去年我们的预算只制作了
‎一张治疗耐药性淋病的传单

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‎这样能抵制毒品吗？

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‎事情是这样的

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‎现在我们所有的钱都要
‎花在我们的项目上

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‎帮助新妈妈

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‎免费艾滋病检测

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‎补贴节育

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‎免费卫生棉条

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‎免费的卫生棉条 这挺好

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‎无意冒犯...

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‎但是我认为你是那种
‎从不三思而行的女人

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‎但我们许多的妈妈必须要在

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‎给自己买卫生棉条
‎还是给孩子买尿布

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‎之间做一个决定

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‎这真是太糟了

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‎好吧...

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‎但是如果你想继续提供你的服务
‎你就要阻止高度地产对吗

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‎你会考虑重新分配你的资金
‎来保障你的未来吗

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‎我们不能这么做

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‎我们不能让我们的客户
‎在大街上流经血

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‎迈克
‎供你参考 高度地产

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‎高度地产高调破土动工

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‎迈克
‎午餐？

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‎我恨她

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‎我知道 为了逃她的课
‎我甚至试图逃学

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‎是啊 要我也会这样

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‎我饿了 吃点吗?

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‎好

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‎-给你
‎-谢谢

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‎又是你 卡尔森同学
‎又犯了校规

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‎不能在走廊吃东西

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‎布伦娜 给我

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‎把帽子摘下来

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‎帽子 布伦娜
‎帽子摘下来

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‎天 我希望我们能...

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‎报复她吗?

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‎我们可以的

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‎我来...

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‎我不确定有没有摆正...

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‎我摆正了没有?
‎如果你现在拧紧就正了

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‎好了 搞定了 搞定了

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‎水准泡会显示摆正没

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‎太谢谢了 弗兰姬

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‎非常感谢你的帮助

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‎不用客气

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‎弗兰姬有人来了

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‎他们是我的儿子

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‎雅各布 约瑟夫

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‎-你们回家来干什么？
‎-我饿了

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‎我有第二节课的课余时间和
‎一份双人午餐

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‎所以我他妈还能干什么？

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‎女士 你头发真恶心

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‎小约 你不能这么说
‎你妈妈的朋友

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‎是吗 如果我不一直吃速冻
‎千层面的话

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‎我也许会乖一点

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‎速冻晚餐是我能批量买的
‎唯一东西

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‎-这是最后一块吗？
‎-嗯

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‎-这是我的
‎-给我 是我的

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‎大哥 我已经咬过了

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‎你想要 就吃吧

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‎别逼我再叫警察来

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‎闭嘴吧 妈

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‎我好饥渴啊

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‎他没事吧？

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‎自从骑警离开后他们就
‎不一样了

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‎你没事吧？

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‎没事 没事

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‎为人母本身就是个奇迹

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‎那好 我能领张露营表格吗？

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‎可以

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‎-好了
‎-你想先倒吗

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‎看看这个长什么样

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‎很好

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‎巧克力片

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‎BREEZYLAX

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‎大功告成

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‎然后她就把我赶出去了

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‎我以为我做了功课
‎我对这种慈善事业了解地不够充分

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‎好吧

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‎那就谈谈吧
‎他们都做什么

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‎它是家免费诊所

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‎所以他们给贫困病人很多补贴

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‎那很好啊

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‎计生用品 卫生棉条之类的

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‎我大手大脚买棉条

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‎甚至都不考虑要花多少钱

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‎我操

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‎-灵感来了
‎-应该顺着这个思路 对不对

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‎我们要让人们看看关闭诊所的后果

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‎会有什么后果？

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‎首先
‎女人们会在大街上流经血

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‎-那绝对能吸引我的眼球
‎-没错 你还有媒体

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‎-我去打电话给汉娜
‎-瞧 你多棒

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‎那也多亏你的帮助

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‎能帮助女性达到高潮我很自豪

216
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,496
‎可没人这么说！

217
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,040
‎凯特 别忘了你的...
‎天呐 这是你爸吗?

218
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,125
‎什么 不  福里斯特

219
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,127
‎我爸去世了
‎这是迈克波林斯基

220
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,214
‎我是怎么说的 在我开会的时候
‎闯进我办公室

221
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,840
‎什么都没说啊

222
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,342
‎那你也该知道不能闯进来啊

223
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,261
‎好吧 我该走了
‎诊所的事 祝你好运...

224
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,138
‎过会我们一起吃晚饭吧?

225
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,264
‎你没必要走的

226
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,683
‎看起来你很忙

227
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,018
‎还教他骑自行车吗?

228
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,687
‎我会骑自行车

229
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:29,855
‎可不嘛 哥们

230
00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:33,776
‎福里斯特 给我...

231
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,954
‎汉娜 我是凯特福斯特
‎我有个主意

232
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,174
‎佩尔兰老师

233
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,261
‎之前的事我很抱歉

234
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,512
‎我给您做了这些

235
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,890
‎这太贴心了

236
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,100
‎谢谢你爱丽丝

237
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,023
‎它们很美味

238
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,734
‎但我没法吃光它们

239
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,735
‎谁想吃饼干?

240
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,964
‎凯特福斯特公关公司

241
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,091
‎心碎之地 贱婊圣地

242
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,176
‎哦 天呐

243
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,846
‎你不能这么接电话 这里是公司

244
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,848
‎那难道你就可以这么羞辱我吗

245
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,476
‎福里斯特 我当然有权告诉你
‎不要打扰别人的会议

246
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,393
‎-我是说迈克

247
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,312
‎好吧 他是个同事

248
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,606
‎就算他不是
‎你也没资格这样

249
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,149
‎没资格生未来妻子的气吗

250
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,610
‎我不是你未来的妻子

251
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,196
‎-这么说你跟谁工作就睡谁咯
‎-你说什么？

252
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,781
‎-没错 现在讲得通了
‎-才不是

253
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,657
‎你在做什么？

254
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,785
‎你毁了我的心 我就毁了你的桌子

255
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,123
‎这是你的桌子

256
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,249
‎随便吧

257
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,959
‎福里斯特 别这样

258
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,045
‎来清理一下

259
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,254
‎你知道吗 我辞职算了

260
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,385
‎对

261
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,804
‎不 不对

262
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,140
‎该死

263
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,600
‎接电话

264
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,769
‎你好 我一直想给你打电话

265
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,606
‎你好 我刚刚升职了
‎我需要你去学校接佐伊

266
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,149
‎好的 当然

267
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,818
‎-谢谢 我先挂了
‎-等等

268
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,194
‎怎么了？

269
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,279
‎你是不是一直在跟人说
‎我对你不好？

270
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,574
‎因为吉娜说你说
‎我脾气很大

271
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,577
‎那像我说的话吗？

272
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,037
‎嗯 是的

273
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,288
‎那话说的对吗？

274
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,668
‎嗯 我有几次的确发了脾气

275
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,253
‎那我想我们都知道了真相

276
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,921
‎-什么真相？
‎-我得挂了

277
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,007
‎有什么进展吗？

278
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,468
‎这些业绩可真够凄惨的

279
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,137
‎我发誓 盖瑞比办公室里一半的人
‎做的都好

280
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,430
‎那真是太无聊了

281
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,933
‎有谁远低于平均业绩吗？

282
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,686
‎吉娜

283
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,397
‎-哦？
‎-她完全在拖后腿

284
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,232
‎做点什么吧

285
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,946
‎妈妈 你能让他听下电话吗

286
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,240
‎我当然知道他还不会说话

287
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,825
‎我只想听听他的呼吸声

288
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,243
‎我得挂了

289
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,661
‎替我亲亲卢卡 好吗？

290
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,292
‎劳拉不在时 我会跟进你的销售情况

291
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:39,795
‎不好意思

292
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,215
‎我 我完全没想到

293
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,217
‎复工这么困难

294
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,178
‎我在这儿感觉真的很愧疚没陪孩子

295
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,724
‎天呐 我泌乳了

296
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:53,976
‎你得多吸点奶出来

297
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,521
‎嗯

298
00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,899
‎我应该

299
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,900
‎别哭了

300
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,736
‎别哭了

301
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,487
‎你得好好干

302
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,698
‎你说什么？

303
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,659
‎我才休完产假 珍妮

304
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,827
‎这不是借口

305
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,580
‎打起精神来
‎这是工作场合

306
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,583
‎好好工作 不然就换份工作

307
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,671
‎婊砸

308
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,266
‎我能去洗手间吗？

309
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,684
‎考试期间不得离开

310
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,030
‎-我必须去洗手间
‎-我必须去洗手间

311
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,573
‎憋不住了 我他妈要拉出来了

312
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,992
‎嘿 等等！

313
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,494
‎停

314
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,789
‎这是场考试

315
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,074
‎别看着我

316
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,535
‎别看着我

317
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,122
‎别看着我 看别地儿

318
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,250
‎看别地儿！

319
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,965
‎卡尔森医生

320
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,592
‎你好 我是东方小学的贝克校长

321
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,302
‎爱丽丝出了点状况

322
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,555
‎她又忘带运动服了吗
‎怎么就不长记性呢

323
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,435
‎你得知道我把我的泻药
‎放在很高的架子上

324
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,229
‎我不明白怎么会发生这种事
‎布伦娜甚至不能使用烤箱

325
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,188
‎爱丽丝也不能

326
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,940
‎除非有人旁边看着

327
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,693
‎所以二十个孩子拉裤子了吗？

328
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,069
‎还有他们的老师

329
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:10,904
‎她还好吗？

330
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,450
‎我们给中毒控制中心打了电话
‎她现在在医院

331
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,743
‎爱丽丝

332
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,911
‎是你做的吗？

333
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,164
‎布伦娜？

334
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,249
‎我希望你说实话

335
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,923
‎是我的错

336
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,383
‎天哪 布伦娜

337
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,263
‎我告诉爱丽丝我们应该做曲奇
‎用她爸爸的泻药在她家做

338
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,514
‎好吧

339
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,392
‎布伦娜和爱丽丝都得写
‎一千字的检讨

340
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,811
‎关于故意给食物下毒的危险性

341
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,605
‎并且休学三天

342
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,482
‎行吧 爱丽丝
‎你的手机没收了

343
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,734
‎你被禁足了
‎你再也不能见爱丽丝

344
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,860
‎你也不能见布伦娜

345
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,695
‎-妈妈 别这样
‎-别说了

346
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,654
‎我能说两句吗

347
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,948
‎我觉得不应该分开这两个女孩

348
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:59,411
‎以我的经验来看 家长们
‎彼此行为透明比

349
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,831
‎两对家长从不交流更好

350
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,004
‎我们可以

351
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,091
‎完全透明

352
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,510
‎行吗？

353
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,471
‎可以

354
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,391
‎不好意思我流这么多汗

355
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,103
‎我 我也吃了块曲奇 所以...

356
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,277
‎-嘿 内森
‎-你准备好听史上最好消息了吗？

357
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,446
‎快说吧 我今天过得很糟
‎怎么了？

358
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,323
‎我刚和校长见完面

359
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,992
‎娜拉正式走了
‎查理可以回学校了

360
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,369
‎太好了！

361
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,412
‎严格来说是留校察看

362
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,289
‎我们几周后要回访

363
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,377
‎但还是太好了
‎我们甩掉了那个瘆人的影子

364
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,753
‎对吧 我们做得很好

365
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,296
‎可不是吗？

366
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,383
‎是啊 其实
‎我在想也许我们能聚一下

367
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,218
‎然后我也说不好...

368
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,346
‎这样吧 内森  我能之后再打给你吗
‎我这边马上要开始了

369
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,305
‎-好的
‎-好 拜拜

370
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,974
‎高度地产

371
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,350
‎-准备好了吗？
‎-当然

372
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,893
‎好的

373
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,478
‎出来吧 女士们

374
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,064
‎夺走我们的诊所
‎等于夺走我们的棉条

375
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,442
‎夺走我们的棉条 就习惯这景象吧

376
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,488
‎看清楚了 伙计们！

377
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,408
‎这些是经血 我们哪儿也不去

378
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,701
‎最好习惯它

379
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,161
‎举起来 各位

380
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,164
‎妇女权利>企业贪婪
‎公开的宫颈公告

381
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,832
‎谁需要血？

382
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,251
‎-这主意太高明了
‎-嘿 精神点儿

383
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,545
‎我是《多伦多渠道新闻》
‎的普利娅拉杰瓦斯

384
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,422
‎场面真激烈

385
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,090
‎你能告诉我是什么情况吗？

386
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,759
‎高度地产还有一周就要把我们的

387
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,053
‎女性诊所关闭了

388
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,972
‎一周 然后会发生什么？

389
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,682
‎然后我们就没有家了

390
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,518
‎很多女人都要受苦了

391
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,691
‎我们去见妈妈

392
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,901
‎来吧

393
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,194
‎来吧 伙计

394
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,867
‎太血腥了 我跟你说

395
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,453
‎凯特 你点了披萨和两个孩子吗？

396
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:06,997
‎嘿

397
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,374
‎内森

398
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,543
‎嗨

399
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,670
‎轮到我照看孩子吗？

400
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,923
‎不是...

401
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,134
‎我只是觉得也许我们可以庆祝一下
‎因为...娜拉

402
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,304
‎是啊 抱歉内森 这位是迈克

403
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,430
‎迈克 这位是内森

404
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,640
‎-你好
‎-我们一起工作

405
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,558
‎很高兴认识你

406
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,396
‎我只是来恭喜凯特
‎流血成功 今天冲上了热门

407
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,066
‎是不是很棒?
‎其实是迈克帮我想出这个主意的

408
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,818
‎嗯 太好了 恭喜你们

409
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,362
‎谢谢

410
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,447
‎我明天再打给你

411
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,283
‎-不 不  不  你留下 我得走了
‎-真的吗？

412
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,494
‎嗯 有个客户在等我

413
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,537
‎我只是想过来说"干得好"

414
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:48,664
‎好吧

415
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,831
‎就这样 很高兴认识你

416
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,541
‎-很高兴认识你
‎-我也是

417
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,501
‎保重

418
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,877
‎你们好好玩

419
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,420
‎-从这边过去
‎-嗯

420
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,547
‎借过

421
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,385
‎抱歉 我不知道你有客人

422
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,303
‎不 没事  请进  你们好

423
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,347
‎天啊

424
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,808
‎披萨 我真幸运