[Ian] Previously on
"Working Moms"...
- He has like rage issues.
- How am I supposed to relax
if you're talking shit
behind my back.
(Big splash)
- (Horrified gasp)
- Jenny you are a hero.
(Zoe coughs)
- I am.
- As parents, we wanna try
to avoid passing down
some of our less desirable
attributes, you know.
(Pained grunts)
- Hey! Did you touch her?!
- I'm not sure I follow.
- Our clinic is closing
down soon.
- What happened,
you saved all the women?
- A developer bought the land.
- Become this developer's
worst nightmare.
These guys are clearly
willing to play dirty.
- Hi.
[Mike] Are you?
(Waking moan)
Ugh.
♪♪♪
♪ Stay as you've always been ♪
♪ Save a seat ♪
Hmm.
♪ Stay as you've always been ♪
♪ The world using you ♪
♪ Needs you to dry the tears ♪
(Products clatter into bag)
[Nathan] Yeah.
What does the cow say?
- Moo, moo, moo.
- Moo, moo.
- Moo.
Oh hey.
- We're not back together.
- What? I wasn't thinking that.
- Okay, it's just the bathroom
up there,
you kept all my toiletries,
my toothbrush.
- Okay look, I had zero
expectations,
you're the one
that showed up here.
- Yeah, and that was a mistake
and I'm going to leave.
- Jesus, did you take
all the toiletries?
- Do you know how expensive
eye cream is?
(Doorbell rings)
- Narla.
- Oh. Are you two still?
- Yeah just shh.
Okay I'm late, I gotta go home
and then to the clinic,
but my mom will be by later.
- Oh, uh, I was gonna work
from home today
so Narla could do her thing
and then I'll drop the kids
by your place later?
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
Holy shit, oh.
(Groans)
(Door opens and shuts)
♪♪♪
- Well, if he'd just give me
back the nudes that he took
I wouldn't be angry.
Honestly, I just wanna break
into his stupid house.
- Okay, let's explore
that fantasy.
- What do you mean?
- If you could do anything,
what would you do?
- Uh, I'd break his computer.
- And?
- And I would smash his camera
and his precious,
fancy photography gear.
- And how does that make you
feel?
Does, does that make you feel
powerful?
- Hell yeah.
- Great, keep going.
- Oh man, okay.
I would take a hammer
and I would punch a hole
in everything that he owns.
(Knock on door)
- Oh.
- What happened?
- Well--
- How did we miss registration
day?
- You know those city-run
programs
just fill up super fast.
I was, I was pressing refresh
like a mad woman and,
and still no dice.
Okay, I took a small pee break.
- You don't pee on
registration day.
Rhoda needs to be somewhere
because I have a conference
so you need to enroll her
into a private camp
and get her to school.
- Oh.
Umm...
- Bye Frank.
- Okay, come on, girl.
Val: Brenda, Brenda,
your noodle necklace. Brenda!
Brenda, your child's new
creations are precious, here.
Charlatan.
- Ah, hey Val,
are you still running that um
kids camp over March break?
- I am and registration
is full up.
- Goddammit,
I really need something
for Rhodes this spring.
- Hmm, perhaps a favour
for a favour?
- I'm listening.
- Someone just lost their
daughter's spot,
and by someone I mean
that bitch
who doesn't appreciate
noodle art.
Look at this,
I mean...
I'm keeping it.
- Yeah, okay.
- So I saw her running towards
the pool
and I didn't even think,
I just jumped.
- Wow.
- Yeah and when, when we came
out of the water
she was like coughing
and crying.
I mean I had to give
her mouth to mouth.
It was traumatizing.
- So you performed CPR
on a breathing child?
(Food crunches)
- Okay, what's your point?
- Jenny, can I talk to you?
- Yeah, it happened, Gary.
- I need your help
with something.
- Oh,
staff evaluations
because I have some opinions.
- Sort of, um... I need you
to take over for Laura,
she has to run away
for a family emergency.
- Is it more money?
- No.
- Can I decorate her office?
- No.
- Can I tell people what to do?
- Yes.
- When do I start?
Oh.
- Now.
- What's this?
- It's the quarterly review,
it's due this week.
Just assess who's doing well,
who isn't, and let me know.
- You sure it's not more money?
♪♪♪
- So I've put together
a marketing campaign.
Look, I know you think you're
about to get shut down
but I can help you,
we can stop Elevation Realty.
- That's impressive
but we can't afford it.
- Oh, even though I'm offering
you my services
at 100% discount?
I mean, surely you have
some capital.
- I have $200.
- I'm sorry?
- Kate, I, I don't know
what kind of money
your regular clients
are used to working with,
but last year our budget
produced one flyer
for drug resistant gonorrhea.
- It can resist drugs?
Uh, here's the deal.
- Now all our money has to
go towards our programs;
assistance for new mothers,
free HIV testing,
subsidized birth control,
free tampons.
- Oh free tampons, that's nice.
- No offence but I, I think
you're the kind of woman
who's never had to think
twice about that,
but many of our mothers
have to make a choice
whether they buy tampons
for themselves
or diapers for their children.
- That's awful.
Yeah um...
uh, but look if you wanna keep
providing your services
you gotta stop Elevation,
right?
- Uh.
- Would you consider
redistributing your funds
to maybe securing your future?
- We can't do that, we won't
have our clients free bleeding
in the streets.
- (Exasperated sigh)
(Door slams)
(Phone chimes, vibrates)
- Oh.
(Engine turns)
(Bell rings,
low hum of chatter)
- Oh, I hate her.
- I know, I even tried to skip
school today to miss her class.
- Yeah. I would too.
I am starving, want some?
- Yeah.
- Uh... here.
- Thanks.
- (Clears throat) Once again,
Miss Carson,
breaking the rules,
no eating in the hallway.
Brenna, donne moi, hmm.
Enleve le chapeau.
The hat Brenna,
take off the hat.
- (Sighs)
(Food crunches)
(Locker slams)
- God, I wish we could just...
- Get her back?
We could you know.
Val: Let me just...
- I'm not sure,
the whole level is.
- Where I put it.
- We don't actually.
- If you tighten it now though.
- Okay, there you go.
- There you go
and then you know cause
the bubble tells you.
Thanks a lot, Frank,
really appreciate the help.
- Yeah, no problem at all.
- Uh. Oh, Frank we have
company.
(Boys arguing)
These are my boys.
Jacob, Joseph, what are you
doing home from school?
- I'm hungry.
- And I have second period
spare, a double lunch,
so what the fuck else
am I supposed to do?
- Your hair's gross, lady.
- Jo Jo, that's no way to speak
to your mother's friend.
- Yeah? Well maybe I'd be a
little more well-behaved
if I wasn't eating frozen
lasagna all the time.
- Oh, frozen dinner's are the
only things I can buy in bulk.
- Is that the last piece?
- No.
Dude!
- It's mine!
- Give it to me.
- It's mine.
- Dude! I already bit it.
You want it, eat it.
(Frightened gasp)
- Do not make me call
the police again.
- Stop talking, mom!
I'm so horny!
(Door slams)
(Camera clicks)
- Is he okay?
- They haven't been the same
since the mountie left.
- You okay?
- Oh yeah, yeah,
motherhood is a miracle.
- Cool, can I grab
those camp forms?
- Yes.
- Okay, do you wanna add it
first?
- Let's see what it looks like,
cool.
♪♪♪
- Here we go.
- And then she basically
throws me out.
- (Chuckles)
- I mean, I thought I did my
research but Hannah's right,
I don't know enough
about the cause.
- Okay. well, let's talk
about it, what do they do?
- Well, it's a hassle-free
clinic
so they subsidize a lot for
underprivileged patients.
- That's good.
- You know, birth control,
tampons,
I mean, I'm buying tampons
left and right,
I don't even think
about how much they cost.
- Uh-huh.
- Holy shit.
- Here we go.
- That's it, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.
- We gotta show people what
happens if this clinic closes.
- What would happen?
- Well, for starters,
women would be free bleeding
in the streets.
- That would definitely
get my attention.
- Yeah, you and the media.
I'm gonna call Hannah.
- See, you're amazing.
- Well, you sort of got me
there.
- Oh, I take great pride
in getting women there.
- Nobody says that.
- Kate, remember you got your--
oh my God is that your dad?
- What? No.
Forrest, my father's dead,
this is Mike Bolinski,
and what have I said about
walking into my office
during a meeting?
- Uh, nothing.
- Well, it should be assumed
that you don't.
- All right.
Look, I gotta get going,
but good luck with the clinic
and uh, we'll do dinner soon,
huh?
- You don't have to go.
- Ah, looks like you got your
hands full.
Teach him how to ride
a bike too?
- I know how to ride a bike.
- Uh, sure you do, buddy.
- Forrest, just, uh...
(Sighs)
Hi Hannah, it's Kate Foster,
I got an idea.
(Low hum of chatter)
- Madam Pellerin,
I'm sorry about earlier,
I made these for you.
- Oh that's so sweet,
merci Alice.
Mmm, they're delicious,
but I can't possibly eat
them all.
Who wants a cookie?
♪♪♪
No?
♪♪♪
(Phone rings)
- Kate Foster PR,
destroyer of hearts
and all around bitch face.
- Oh my God,
you can't answer the phone
like that this is a business.
- Oh okay, but it's okay
for you to humiliate me.
- Forrest, I have every right
to tell you
not to interrupt a meeting.
- I'm talking about Mike.
- Okay, he's a colleague and
even if he wasn't,
you have no right.
- To be upset at my future wife?
- I am not your future wife.
- Oh so you fuck everyone
you work with.
- What? Nope. No.
- Oh yeah. That makes sense.
- What are you doing?
- You wanna trash my heart,
I'm gonna trash your desk.
(Objects thud lightly)
- This is your desk.
- Whatever.
- Forrest, come on,
come clean this up.
- You know what, I quit.
(Ringing tone)
(Keys clack)
- Yeah, nope, wrong.
(Exhale) Shit, pick up.
- Hi, I've been meaning
to call you.
- Yeah hi, I just got
a promotion at work ,
and I need you to pick up
Zoe at school,
can you do that?
- Yeah sure.
- Thanks, I gotta go.
- Wait.
- What?
- Have you been telling people
that I'm mean to you because
Gina said that you said
that I have rage issues?
- Does that even sound like me?
- Um... yeah.
- Does that sound like you?
- Well, I mean I,
I guess I lost my temper
a couple times but...
- Then I think we know
the truth.
- And what's that?
- I gotta go.
- So any progress?
- Well, these numbers
are pitiful,
I swear to God, Gary's doing
better than half the people
in the office and
that's like so boring.
- Ah, well is anyone dipping
really below average?
- Gina.
- Oh.
- She's really dragging ass.
- Well, do something about it.
♪♪♪
- Okay, Mom, can you just put
him on the phone?
Well, I know that he can't talk,
I just wanna hear his breath,
uh, I gotta go.
Kiss Luca for me, okay.
- So I'm going to be tracking
your sales while Laura's gone.
- I'm sorry, I,
(Crying)
I had no idea how hard
coming back would be.
Like I'm feeling really,
really guilty here.
Oh my God, I'm leaking.
- Yeah, you should pump more.
- (Crying)
I should.
- Stop...
just stop.
You need to do better
around here.
- What?
I just got out of mat leave
like a minute ago, Jenny.
- Well, that's not an excuse,
pull yourself together,
this is a place of work
so do it
or find another job.
- Uh, bitch.
♪♪♪
(Stomach rumbling)
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Can't leave during a test.
(Stomach rumbling)
(Stomachs rumbling)
- I need to go!
- Please wait for the bell.
- I can't,
I'm gonna friggen poo.
- Hey wait, stop!
It's a test.
♪♪♪
(Slow Opera music)
(Pained grunts)
(Garbage lid thuds)
(Slow motion)
- Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me!
Look away. (Crying)
Look away.
♪♪♪
(Phone rings)
- Dr. Carlson.
- Hello, this is Principal
Baker with Eastern Elementary,
we have a situation with Alice.
- Did she forget her gym
clothes again
because I swear to God.
- Well, I'll have you know
I keep my laxatives
on a very high shelf.
- I don't know how this could
have happened,
Brenna's not even allowed
to use the oven.
- Yeah, Alice isn't either
unless she's supervised.
So 20 kids shit themselves?
- And their teacher.
- Is she okay?
- I'm afraid we had to call
poison control,
she's at the hospital.
- Alice, did you do this?
- Brenna, I want you to tell
the truth.
- This is my fault.
- Oh my God, Brenna.
I told Alice we should make them
at Alice's house with her
dad's meds.
- Okay, Brenna and Alex will
both write 1000 words essays
on the dangers of deliberately
contaminating food
and spend three days
in detention.
- That's it Alice,
we're taking your phone away.
- Well, you're grounded
and you're not gonna see Alice
anymore.
- And you're not seeing Brenna.
- Mom, please!
- Stop it.
- If I may,
I don't think it's wise
to separate the girls.
In my experience, four parents
with total transparency
about behavior might be better
than two sets
who don't communicate at all.
- Yeah. We can do that.
Total transparency, deal?
- Deal.
- I'm sorry I'm sweating
so much,
I, I also had a cookie, so.
(Phone vibrates)
- Hey, Nathan.
- Are you ready for
the best news ever?
- Ugh please, I'm having a day,
what's up?
- I just got out of a meeting
with the Headmaster
and Narla is officially gone,
Charlie can go back to school.
- Yes!
- Well, technically
he's on probation.
We got a follow-up
in a few weeks, so.
- Still, yes. Thank God our
creepy shadow is gone.
- Right? We did good.
- We did, didn't we?
- Yeah. In fact,
I was thinking maybe we could
um, get together
and I don't know--
- Hey, you know what, Nathan,
can I actually call you back,
I'm just walking into
something?
- Oh sure.
- Great, bye.
- You ready to do this?
- Oh yeah.
- All right.
- Let's do it.
- Come on out ladies,
take away our clinic,
you take away our tampons.
- Take away our tampons
and get used to this.
- Woo!
- Take it in, fellas,
that's menstrual blood and
we're not going anywhere,
get used to it.
Put 'em up, guys!
All right, guys, let's do this.
Who needs blood?
- Such a brilliant idea.
- Oh hey, look alive!
- Hi. Priya Rajvath,
Source Toronto News.
Wow, this is intense,
can you tell us
what's happening here?
- Well, we have one week before
Elevation Realty shuts down
our women's clinic.
- One week?
And what happens then?
- Then we have no home,
and a lot of women
are gonna really suffer.
(Chanting and cheering)
Save our clinic!
- Let's go see, mommy!
Come on.
Here we go, bud.
(Knocks on door)
[Kate] She literally like
covered every tile in blood.
- Yeah.
- It was gore, I'm telling you.
- Oh, Kate did you order
a pizza and two kids?
- Hey. Nathan.
- Hi.
- Um, am I supposed to have
the kids?
- No, I just thought maybe
we could celebrate,
you know, cause uh... Narla.
- Yeah uh, sorry Nathan this
is uh Mike,
Mike this is Nathan.
- Hey, hi, how you doing?
- We work together.
- Good to meet you.
Uh, I just stopped by
to congratulate Kate
on the free bleed,
it was trending today.
- Isn't that amazing?
Mike actually helped me
come up with the idea.
- Yeah.
- That's great,
congrats to you both.
- Thank you.
- I'll uh, call you tomorrow.
- Oh no, no, no, you stay,
I gotta run.
- Really?
- Yeah, I got a client waiting
for me,
and I just wanted to stop by
and say good job.
- Okay.
- And uh that's it,
nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.
- Yeah, take care.
- Yeah, you guys have fun,
uh I'll just scoot by.
- Come on, through.
- Sorry, I didn't know
you had company.
- No, it's fine, come in.
Hi guys.
- Oh my goodness.
Pizza, lucky me.
- Pizza.