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‎前情提要

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‎凱特霍斯塔是代表男權的女性

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‎我最不需要一個
‎還在受創傷折磨的心理治療師

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‎我的創傷是資產

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‎我不知道要說甚麼才能…

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‎騙她們上床嗎？

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‎-妳就和她們一樣
‎-她們？

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‎妳不知道她上廁所情況？

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‎我不常見她…

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‎-他聽起來像控制狂
‎-他有憤怒問題

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‎憤怒問題，天啊

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‎-我不知道妳是記者呢
‎-我不是，我是公關

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‎我射殺了一隻犀牛

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‎謝謝各位

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‎要怎麼下來？

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‎妳要用力屈膝，直至感受到韌帶撕裂

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‎不就行了

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‎不是這樣的吧，凱特

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‎-沒事
‎-妳這就下來了

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‎導師有夠苛刻

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‎真的，我最愛她羞辱我

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‎-妳性癖太有問題了吧
‎-絕對是

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‎-嗨
‎-珍妮？

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‎安妮、凱特

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‎最近好嗎？

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‎-好，超級棒，要脫水了
‎-非常好

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‎遇到妳們就好了

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‎柔伊生日快要到了

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‎我們雖然一段時間沒聊天

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‎不過我很希望妳們能和孩子一起來

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‎我們很樂意，甚麼時候？

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‎明天11點

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‎明天？

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‎11點？我得上班

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‎我也不行，查理要上學

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‎嗯，法蘭琪也用了上班作藉口

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‎感覺妳是臨時邀請人去

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‎我好心問問

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‎正常人也會

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‎沒錯，很有心

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‎不多加思索就會覺得很有心

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‎早安，我的通勤小公主怎麼樣？

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‎我打算今天從布羅爾央街站上車
‎到聖佐治轉車

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‎妳乖乖坐我們給妳看的路線

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‎妳才坐過一次地鐵
‎沒有要拍《西城故事》

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‎別整天看手機

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‎手機會被妳用到沒電，小心為上

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‎（大學性騷擾個案急升）

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‎我好看嗎？

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‎安妮

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‎嗯？

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‎我可以嗎？晉升後第一天上班

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‎把價錢牌拆掉比較好

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‎我知道價錢牌還沒拆的

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‎好，有好一點嗎？

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‎安妮？

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‎妳不是唯一有事要忙的

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‎我知道，不好意思

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‎我今天可以和你吃午餐嗎？

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‎可以講一下你的新工作

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‎我很樂意

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‎（聖賽琳學校）

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‎拜拜，查理

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‎拜拜了，寶貝

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‎嗨，我要跟妳談查理的事情

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‎一切還好嗎？

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‎不好

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‎查理一直說瑞法是女生

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‎因為他頭髮長長

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‎謝天謝地

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‎甚麼？

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‎他才三歲，不要太看重他說話
‎畢竟他還會拉褲子

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‎我懂查理為何會這樣了

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‎別這麼說嘛

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‎瑞法確實…

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‎留著女生的髮型

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‎漂亮女生的髮型
‎連我都想要這種卷髮

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‎妳作為犀牛殺手的公關

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‎講話這麼官腔也不驚訝

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‎有必要這麼說？

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‎我是可以嘗試向三歲的兒子

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‎解釋其他孩子被認錯性別的難受…

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‎-好
‎-可以不

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‎或是呢

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‎妳可以接受現實
‎帶妳女兒去剪個正常的髮型

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‎只是給個提議

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‎放到哪裡去了？

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‎不對不對

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‎有人見過斯坦頓匯報
‎要用的美術圖嗎？

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‎沒看我密妳嗎？

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‎別再密我了
‎有事必須打電話或發電郵吧

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‎蘿絲畫完美術圖前就辭職了

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‎凱特，我知道妳很痛苦

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‎但我不會放棄妳的

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‎我不會放棄這段關係
‎我能幫到妳

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‎沒有美術品的話，我們也束手無策

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‎只需要修飾一下

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‎我會用PS，交給我吧

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‎科瑞斯，幫我取得匯報吧

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‎我有去開會
‎我知道他們要甚麼

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‎妳容光煥發

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‎-妳的乳房，很豐滿
‎-別說了

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‎好

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‎好，美術圖交給你
‎不過必須經我審核

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‎-看我先來審妳
‎-我不懂你甚麼意思…

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‎妳那邊有…

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‎嗯？不不不，走開

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‎-我明白，拒絕了嘛
‎-懂我意思吧？

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‎-工作場所
‎-沒關係

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‎-工作嘛，放輕鬆
‎-好了

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‎正好是他午睡時間
‎就由他睡吧

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‎他的損失

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‎多謝妳讓我在這裡辦柔伊的生日派對

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‎榮幸之至

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‎這是我第一個正式的孩子派對

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‎她們是來提供膳食嗎？

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‎好的派對，在於成年人交流

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‎-乾杯
‎-甚麼？

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‎-嗯？
‎-不行

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‎不行

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‎不行不行，請問有甚麼事？

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‎嗨，珍妮，是我

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‎天啊，伊恩，你怎麼穿成這樣子？

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‎這是麵包屑警察
‎伊柔最愛的卡通人物

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‎-好，這是生日蛋糕？
‎-當然了

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‎我們已經有個高級蛋糕了

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‎我知道，所以我才多帶一個

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‎小孩子應該會比較喜歡這個

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‎你想破壞我的派對嗎？

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‎妳的派對？

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‎珍妮，這是柔伊的生日派對

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‎她的朋友呢？她好像快要無聊死了

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‎別這麼平庸吧，伊恩

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‎我才不平庸

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‎如果你想柔伊有一個美好的生日

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‎換件衣服，喝杯雞尾酒

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‎然後有多遠滾多遠

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‎他真是個智障

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‎柔伊

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‎靠

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‎各位，你們早到了

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‎要移去會議室開會嗎？

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‎凱特，我們要談談這張美術圖

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‎非常對不起

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‎太完美了

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‎對不起準備了那麼久

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‎實在非常有啟發性

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‎我正為小市民站起來

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‎天啊，妳知道嗎？

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‎我要站起來試試

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‎不，史提夫

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‎史提夫，你太脆弱了，別鬧了

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‎沒事沒事

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‎好了，你請我來

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‎要保護你的形象
‎哇靠，這真是個好開始

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‎-沒錯了
‎-阿畢，你沒錯

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‎把其他人都改走

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‎關起來

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‎以你的名聲，我們可能會再作更改

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‎開個焦點小組討論

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‎讓其他人看看感覺如何

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‎我喜歡妳這麼敬業，不過呢…

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‎無需要找人看這副完美的美術圖

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‎妳還有甚麼要加嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎好吧

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‎以後全世界也會知道
‎凱特霍斯塔為男人發聲

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‎希望不會吧

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‎-哈哈！“希望不會”
‎-史提夫，會議還沒結束

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‎做得好，凱特

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‎靠北啊

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‎即使他有幫忙
‎他也不知道自己在幹啥

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‎不好意思

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‎珍妮

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‎嗯？

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‎不如我們切蛋糕吧

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‎不如一個小時後吧？

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‎一個小時後？

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‎小孩子的派對通常都只會開一個小時

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‎姊妹們，要來幫忙嗎？

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‎來吧，小柔伊

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‎謝謝

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‎雖然是你們的家事

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‎不過你可以對她溫柔點嗎？

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‎我知道你們婚姻有問題之類的

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‎-問題？
‎-你不想讓她見柔伊

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‎不過我覺得珍妮作為媽媽
‎見女兒很重要

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‎甚麼？她自己不想陪柔伊

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‎是嗎？因為她說你阻止母女見面

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‎我為啥會這麼做？

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‎我不曉得，也許因為你的憤怒問題？

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‎她說我有憤怒問題嗎？

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‎對，伊恩，老實說

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‎你該尋求協助

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‎該吃蛋糕了

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‎珍妮，我有事要跟妳談

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‎現在就談

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‎我不知道今天到底怎麼了

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‎吉娜剛才在說…妳有聽我講話嗎？

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‎伊恩，這場派對為柔伊開的

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‎放輕鬆吧

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‎妳背後中傷我

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‎要我怎麼放輕鬆？

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‎老兄，你也太過火了

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‎伊恩，如果你不冷靜下來…

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‎-我他媽的冷靜啊！
‎-柔伊，別啊！

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‎天啊

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‎天啦，珍妮，妳簡直是女英雄

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‎-是嗎？
‎-嗯

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‎是的

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00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:48,986
‎我幫妳拿毛巾吧

212
00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,617
‎我是女英雄

213
00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,036
‎不過我肯定變落湯雞了

214
00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,122
‎我好想吃雞肉沙拉

215
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,958
‎媽，這間是素食咖啡廳

216
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,460
‎別瘋了，他們廚房肯定會有雞肉

217
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,628
‎不

218
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,088
‎嗨，溫蒂

219
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,259
‎嗨，希望妳不介意
‎我整家人一起來參加會議了

220
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,135
‎-她是我媽媽
‎-妳好

221
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,137
‎請問全部都是豆子做的嗎？

222
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,806
‎沒錯

223
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,518
‎我們沒有要開會了

224
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,811
‎對不起

225
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,272
‎我和蓮達談過
‎我們想向別的方向發展

226
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,108
‎-如果準備好點餐再叫我
‎-是價錢問題嗎？

227
00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:28,985
‎我可以給妳優惠喔

228
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,613
‎其實我們當初找上妳

229
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,032
‎妳給我們的印象…

230
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,492
‎是進取的事業型女性

231
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,077
‎所以我們才選中妳

232
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,912
‎但原來妳不是我們想像中那樣

233
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,790
‎我們道德觀不太相同

234
00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,085
‎不好意思，我不能吃豆子

235
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,754
‎-老娘名花有主
‎-好了

236
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,839
‎媽，別鬧了，

237
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,215
‎老實告訴我

238
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,426
‎到底怎麼了？我做錯甚麼嗎？

239
00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,430
‎我們看過報導
‎我也不知道哪個比較糟糕了

240
00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,098
‎到底是妳是犀牛殺手的公關

241
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,891
‎還是妳擁護男權主義

242
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,853
‎我可以解釋…

243
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:05,980
‎她說“報導”嗎？

244
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,149
‎那個臭婊子

245
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,233
‎（男權背後的女人）

246
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,068
‎我要把她孩子的頭髮剃光

247
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,447
‎-這些人是誰？
‎-我唯一的客戶

248
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,283
‎那有甚麼大不了？
‎不就對一群富豪發表演說

249
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,036
‎想法極端的富豪

250
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,455
‎天啊，今時今日說甚麼都不行

251
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,249
‎我可不想被標籤為男權背後的女人

252
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,084
‎那妳為甚麼讓人寫報導了？

253
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,796
‎我沒有，我只想找些生意來養家活兒

254
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,424
‎這個臭女人把我寫成…

255
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,719
‎-安庫爾特
‎-小凱，沒有這回事

256
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,637
‎謝謝

257
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,597
‎安庫爾特的骨架比妳精美多了

258
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,849
‎妳去照顧艾拉吧

259
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,893
‎我要把報導改好

260
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,813
‎喂，安德森庫柏

261
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,607
‎偷襲得不錯

262
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,860
‎妳看我不爽是一件事
‎但別破壞我生意

263
00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,279
‎妳自己為一世代男權歡呼的

264
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,366
‎歡呼？我工作就是要為他們洗白

265
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,867
‎不就是很女權主義了嗎？

266
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,787
‎我實在不理解為何
‎會有女人想支持男權

267
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,956
‎妳把我分到誤入歧途的厭女症陣營

268
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,875
‎-我和妳同陣容的
‎-我害的嗎？

269
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,044
‎是妳自己加入那些富豪的陣營

270
00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,921
‎不，我只是在鄰近

271
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,465
‎-在他們旁邊
‎-妳和他們並肩而行

272
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,592
‎我是個努力工作的好人

273
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,344
‎也是個絕世好媽媽

274
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,720
‎霍斯塔太太，不好意思

275
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,930
‎教室發生了小意外

276
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:27,561
‎我獨留查理去善後
‎然後他跑去剪掉瑞法的頭髮…

277
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,816
‎天啊，寶貝

278
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,317
‎天啦

279
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,320
‎他剪瑞法了

280
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,155
‎你兒子想剪髮，妳不帶他去

281
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,490
‎他找查理剪，蠻機敏啊

282
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,034
‎我需要妳填寫這張意外報告

283
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,995
‎叫查理別接近我兒子

284
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:46,831
‎走吧，乖兒子

285
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,250
‎借步說句話，霍斯塔太太

286
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,507
‎我們幼稚園會教社交技巧

287
00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,803
‎不過孩子的情緒控制教育
‎必須在家裡進行

288
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,138
‎我推薦妳用

289
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,764
‎《熊貓好生氣》

290
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,225
‎我想妳每天唸給他聽

291
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,437
‎嘗試讓他探索自己的情緒

292
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,479
‎可以嗎？

293
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,605
‎可以一試

294
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,942
‎好想趕快知道為何熊貓會生氣

295
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,363
‎好了

296
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,198
‎坐進去

297
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,533
‎誰打過來了？

298
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,413
‎凱特霍斯塔

299
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,748
‎凱特，我是史提夫邁克

300
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,124
‎我看到報導了

301
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,208
‎真是無理的攻擊

302
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,711
‎今時今日想爭取平權真難

303
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,297
‎總是有人來搞亂

304
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,007
‎我其實沒有要爭取平權

305
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:38,924
‎聽我說

306
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,677
‎妳沒有站錯邊的，明白嗎？

307
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,012
‎史提夫，聽我說

308
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,973
‎我好像讓自己
‎滲進了意想不到的麻煩當中

309
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,975
‎我覺得…史提夫，你掛線了？

310
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,393
‎喂？

311
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:50,895
‎媽的

312
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,775
‎我好像欠你一個道歉

313
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,528
‎-你上次來的時候…
‎-我知道，我摔門跑了

314
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,822
‎對不起…

315
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,576
‎我…不容易信人

316
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,745
‎你可以對我坦誠

317
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:14,335
‎我室友我幾個朋友昨晚喝醉了
‎然後尿在我床上了

318
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,213
‎今天感覺如何？梅莉迪

319
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,423
‎老實說，糟透了

320
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,176
‎前天我朋友帶我去開趴

321
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,969
‎有個傢伙調了杯酒給我

322
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,137
‎他不是我的菜

323
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,890
‎但他人不錯，我又不想無禮

324
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,768
‎我從他床上醒來

325
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,521
‎我室友說我應該是被下藥迷姦了

326
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,105
‎妳有報警？

327
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,608
‎他有甚麼行動之前，警察也無能為力

328
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,945
‎他查出我住在哪裡，好像在跟蹤我

329
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,905
‎但我無法證明，也沒有人相信我

330
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,198
‎我高三那年

331
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,991
‎我中途要轉校

332
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,203
‎因為有些傢伙把我打慘了

333
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,913
‎我有時覺得他故意的

334
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,373
‎想讓我胡思亂想

335
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,415
‎故意惹怒我

336
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:57,086
‎我沒有吐
‎如果被下藥的話，會吐出來的

337
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,672
‎她們說：“你他媽的有夠變態”

338
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,590
‎想要操縱我一樣

339
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,259
‎我全身都是他的氣味

340
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,927
‎她們不能再這麼對我

341
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,804
‎我一直想著要報仇

342
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,472
‎要怎麼

343
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,267
‎-這樣合理嗎？
‎-我們今天到這邊吧

344
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,768
‎還有半個小時

345
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,732
‎艾莉絲，可以幫我
‎取消今天的預約嗎？

346
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,402
‎-妳沒事吧？
‎-沒事，我想起要開會

347
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,611
‎到城的另一邊開

348
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,076
‎這次選色很大膽呢

349
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,495
‎妳是心理醫生吧？

350
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,831
‎肯定很累人了

351
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,083
‎妳不會想得到

352
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,376
‎我明白的

353
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:41,714
‎我當美甲師，人人都向我大吐苦水

354
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,757
‎之前有個傢伙進來

355
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,050
‎想要美甲

356
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,219
‎他說老婆逼他來美甲

357
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:51,432
‎然後又說他們快一年沒上床了

358
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,434
‎又開始向我搭訕

359
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,185
‎越界了吧

360
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,062
‎讓我感覺好不自在

361
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,398
‎我雖然看似隨便又低俗，不過…

362
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,275
‎-我得走了
‎-還沒弄好呢

363
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,152
‎沒事，我照樣付錢

364
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,373
‎美女們，驚喜不

365
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,792
‎我們快好了，只需要再過幾秒

366
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,668
‎（電力不足）

367
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,508
‎靠

368
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,610
‎（危險，請勿內進）

369
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,868
‎喂，我是不是認識妳？

370
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,957
‎妳無視我，做法正確

371
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,250
‎不過這區治安蠻差的

372
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,461
‎不如我載妳一程吧？

373
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,254
‎來吧

374
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,009
‎上車

375
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,472
‎“熊貓好生氣

376
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,807
‎他很氣查德”

377
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:16,684
‎我知道

378
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,228
‎“因為查德讓熊貓傷得很重

379
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,523
‎不過熊貓沒有告訴查德
‎因為他是隻膽小貓”

380
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,191
‎我知道很無聊，還有幾頁就完了

381
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,735
‎“他很懼怕會失去查德

382
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,488
‎不過懼怕並非壞事

383
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,076
‎如實向查德說，做自己就好

384
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,579
‎悲傷熊貓就此變…開心”

385
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,210
‎我的普拉提導師也叫查德

386
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,546
‎他上課都不穿衣

387
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,799
‎其實呢…我有事要處理

388
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,509
‎能幫我顧幾小時孩子嗎？

389
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,052
‎兩個都給我照顧？

390
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,262
‎他們聯手對付我怎辦？

391
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,597
‎-查理會欺負我的
‎-甚麼？

392
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,975
‎-真的
‎-他才沒有欺負過妳

393
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,977
‎我們都不該做膽小貓了

394
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,396
‎我做我的、妳做妳的

395
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,314
‎沒事的，有事就報警

396
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,992
‎安妮，妳都去哪裡了？

397
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,995
‎妳忘了和我約好吃午餐？

398
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,038
‎靠

399
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,123
‎我完全忘了，對不起

400
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,167
‎妳美甲只做了一隻手？

401
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,169
‎是的

402
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,379
‎妳今天應該不會再去上班了吧

403
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,591
‎-愛麗絲呢？
‎-她還沒回來

404
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,969
‎甚麼？她應該回到才對
‎她有發訊息給你嗎？

405
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,013
‎不，她今晚有綵排

406
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,473
<i>‎今晚沒有</i>

407
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,144
‎-我打電話去學校
‎-我出去找找

408
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,407
‎甚麼？

409
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,034
‎甚麼鬼？

410
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,703
‎誰啊？喂喂！你誰啊？

411
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,250
‎我是布蘭娜的爸爸

412
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,796
‎我是布蘭娜的爸爸

413
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,506
‎嗨

414
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,716
‎嗨

415
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,471
‎她迷路了，所以我載她回家

416
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,181
‎真是的！

417
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,727
‎非常對不起

418
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,193
‎妳真是個瘋女人

419
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,488
‎去找妳妹妹玩吧

420
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,007
‎史提夫

421
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,469
‎啥？終於來了，我的女強人

422
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,347
‎-我有事要跟你說
‎-你還記得尼克彼得遜吧？

423
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,808
‎當然，我們都算一家人了

424
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,768
‎我想介紹邁克布林斯

425
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,146
‎邁克！凱特，他是邁克布林斯

426
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,189
‎他是一代男權的公關

427
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,899
‎嗯，你好

428
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,609
‎可以借步說句話嗎？

429
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,445
‎凱特，妳不用怕被他搶生意
‎我們看重妳其他特質

430
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:19,283
‎邁克確實別於常人、能人所不能

431
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,995
‎不過這個時勢
‎有位女公關也是好事

432
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,371
‎說起這個…

433
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,290
‎-你不是要敬酒嗎？
‎-沒錯

434
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,292
‎彼得遜先生，去吧台了

435
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,627
‎我緊隨其後，小心點

436
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,171
‎我…

437
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,882
‎我看過妳的報導

438
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,884
‎嗯，大部分人都看過吧

439
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,886
‎讓我猜猜，妳想退出喔？

440
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,847
‎我明白的，這是妳第一則負面新聞

441
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,806
‎妳被嚇到了

442
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,893
‎給妳，喝杯壯膽吧

443
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,772
‎你不覺得和不道德的人合作

444
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,024
‎很困難嗎？

445
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,942
‎我只是打個工

446
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,445
‎我是一隻生氣氣的熊貓

447
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,613
‎甚麼？

448
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:02,201
‎不只如此，和他們合作
‎讓我丟失其他客人

449
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,203
‎-丟失了甚麼客？
‎-一間咖啡店

450
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,163
‎素食與莎拉

451
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,166
‎-別笑嘛
‎-抱歉，讓我問妳一個問題

452
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,250
‎哪間讓妳賺得多？

453
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,377
‎素食咖啡店？還是史提夫和尼克？

454
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,796
‎當然是那些一代男權

455
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,466
‎-不就有答案了
‎-但大家都認為我禽獸不如

456
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,550
‎48小時內

457
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,135
‎妳去免費幫人做公關

458
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,846
‎找小型公司、女性庇護所之類

459
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,265
‎然後妳就能洗脫
‎一代男權代表凱特霍斯塔

460
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,601
‎變成女權代表凱特霍斯塔

461
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,270
‎-你叫邁克吧？
‎-嗯哼

462
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,730
‎我自己知道該怎麼做

463
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:32,981
‎我也這麼聽說

464
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,654
‎看來接下來兩天
‎我只需要接些無償服務案

465
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,531
‎-還有要去吃晚餐
‎-甚麼晚餐？

466
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,658
‎和我共進晚餐

467
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,996
‎各位平息一下

468
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,916
‎-史提夫想敬酒
‎-沒錯

469
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,919
‎我想為一代男權敬酒

470
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,797
‎並為我們身後的女人敬酒

471
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,632
‎凱特霍斯塔

472
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,635
‎時代，終於要改朝換代了

473
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,178
‎各位乾杯

474
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,764
‎大家慢用吧

475
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,578
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