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‎《职场老妈》前情提要...

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‎她真名叫什么？

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‎瑞雅

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‎-地铁是一个...
‎-是一个充满变态狂的地下罐头盒

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‎-原来你有听我讲话
‎-当然了

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‎你才从不听我讲什么

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‎这地方太棒了 弗兰姬

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‎这地方只缺你这个邻居了

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‎福里斯特 你在家吗？

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‎我总是想知道...

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‎哦 天啊！

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‎哦 天呐！

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‎-理查德 真对不起
‎-凯特

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‎爸  没事 我爱她

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‎等等 什么？

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‎给我跪下 小贱人！

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‎-哦 天呐！
‎-宝贝儿  宝贝 没事的  别紧张

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‎对不起

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‎你在搞什么鬼 妈妈？

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‎宝贝 我们讨论过道路
‎安全练习的 对吗？

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‎这样你爸爸和我
‎才放心你去搭地铁

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‎这和我想的不一样

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‎对不起
‎但变态可能随时随地会袭击你

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‎最大胆的变态就是地铁变态

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‎先给你上一课

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‎你在里面多久了？

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‎一阵子了

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‎我不是个婴儿 我准备好了

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‎不 你还没有

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‎你甚至还没学过踢裆

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‎你最有力的武器就是对着裆部
‎快准狠的来上一脚

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‎来试试

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‎这里 在大街上吗？

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‎快踢我的裆 爱丽丝！

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‎一切还好吗？

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‎-不
‎-是的

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‎你还想不想搭地铁了？

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‎好吧 但你下次能不能回家再袭击我

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‎成交

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‎那是我西装吗？

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎天呐 它不停的从我手里滑出去

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‎见鬼 这根本没道理啊

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‎它增重了吗？
‎它难道吃了东西？

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‎你现在看起来很性感

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‎好吧 听着

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‎我们得谈谈 好吗？

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‎我不想让你有所误会

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‎-你在你爸家说的...
‎-说我爱你

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‎是的

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‎-我们之间的确很特别
‎-我同意 我完全同意你说的

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‎但我现在无法爱上任何人

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‎甚至是我自己

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‎你和我爸说的一样

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‎你走之后 他一直在教育我

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‎说老少恋不会有结果的

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‎老少恋 也就是个姐弟恋吧

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‎他说我必须了结此事

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‎他不喜欢他看到的

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‎你穿着你的...

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‎我知道他看见什么了

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‎但他说得没错 福里斯特

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‎我很抱歉...

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‎外面的大千世界等着你去发现

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‎你才25岁

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‎我22岁

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‎天呐 才22岁！

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‎好吧 这很好

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‎我们得停下来 好吗？

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‎不 我会有我自己的房子

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‎人生计划 还有自己的存款

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‎那很好 太棒了

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‎你会带给某个年轻女人幸福的

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‎不 凯特  我想让你幸福
‎我们注定是一对

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‎听着 结束了

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‎我们结束了

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‎暂时的

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‎但你别想用小水管把这团烈火浇灭

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‎烈火就是这么被浇灭的

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‎不 这把火是浇不灭的
‎这是电气火

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‎-什么 你在讲什么...
‎-或是油火

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‎-福里斯特
‎-我们还没结束

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‎我们结束了 好吗?

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‎我要你拿着这头怪物离开
‎我的办公室

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‎我觉得它放这很酷
‎我们应该就把它放这

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‎不行 素食餐厅的厨师客户等下要来

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‎它不能放这儿

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‎我觉得承包商在后面留了把锯子
‎我可以...

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‎好的 谢谢  能帮忙处理下吗?

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‎看 凯特 你还是需要我的

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‎才22岁

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‎我去

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‎素食莎拉餐厅

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‎真高兴终于和你们见面了

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‎我们也是
‎我们一直在找一家女士经营的公司

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‎对 我们需要一位能懂我们的企业家

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‎-还要是新妈妈
‎-有人当新妈妈了

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‎-恭喜
‎-谢谢

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‎我们三个月前收养了她

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‎她刚一岁

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‎我们就是
‎我们就是没办法离开她

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‎她是我们的小天使

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‎她 她现在就在外面
‎和保姆在一起

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‎-这样可以吗？
‎-亲密育儿法

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‎完全没问题

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‎生意不会自己开始

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‎我们 我们来读一下这些材料

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‎人们喜欢你们的餐厅

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‎但是我的目标是帮助你们的生意
‎不仅做大 还要做强

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‎-哦
‎-哦

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‎-哦 亲爱的
‎-你们要去看看她吗

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‎可以吗 我们和保姆说
‎如果她有事就过来找我们...

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‎我完全理解

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‎看 我就说要找一家当母亲的人
‎经营的公司 当母亲都会理解

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‎我看了她的尿布 是干净的
‎我不知道她怎么了

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‎凯特

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‎你们俩认识

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‎对 我们有个共同的...朋友

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‎有意思

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‎我觉得她需要喝奶了

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‎谢谢 瑞雅  我们马上就出来

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‎她和西番相处的很好

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‎她每天早上都会看我写的卡片

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‎我自己也学到了很多的东西

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‎我们继续吧 好吗？

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‎有新邮件

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‎天啊 又有新邮件

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‎真对不起

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‎这是什么 徒步旅行指南

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‎我订的星座简报

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‎天啊 真希望它不是日刊

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‎好多啊

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‎这 这是什么？

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‎天啊 我嗑嗨以后真不该再网购了

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‎实际上 那是我的

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‎注射用的

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‎我一直在考虑
‎我想尝试自己生一个宝宝

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‎-哇哦
‎-我知道 对吧？

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‎-天啊
‎-对吧？

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‎真的好棒

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‎如果我有勇气扎自己的话

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‎那确实很棒

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‎但是我怕针头

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‎如果我连给自己注射荷尔蒙都不敢
‎又怎么敢生孩子呢？

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‎我知道 这感觉确实糟透了

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‎对

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‎吉赛尔都得满房子追着我跑
‎给我打针

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‎所以你想选哪里 肚子还是屁股？

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‎你说什么？

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‎你是想在肚子上扎针

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‎还是屁股上？

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‎你不会是要...

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‎一...

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‎二...

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‎你是个好朋友 我恨你

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‎三 我选屁股

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‎很好

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‎我很喜欢你对郊区市场的见解

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‎是啊 听我说
‎嬉皮士家庭搬离市中心的同时

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‎也带走了他们的素食主义

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‎谢谢你们两位的到来

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‎在你们走之前 我想...

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‎我觉得有些事我得跟你们说

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‎你们的保姆...

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‎要...提防着她点儿

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‎听着不对劲

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‎不好意思 我们雇过她一小段时间
‎她偷了我的东西

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‎她偷了东西吗?

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‎是的  我的...我的笔记本电脑

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‎是我奶奶的 对我来说很珍贵

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‎那你肯定很难过

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‎是的

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‎感谢你和我们见面

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‎-我们会很快和你联系的
‎-好的

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‎瑞雅 我们结束了

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‎-嗨
‎-她在这儿

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‎-嗨
‎-喜欢你的伙伴吗？

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‎你觉得她怎么样？

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‎理想情况下 你根本不想起冲突

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‎但万不得已的话 你也别手软

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‎-来吧
‎-走开 变态

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‎什么 这算什么 问个问题吗？

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‎好 你要说什么？

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‎住手否则我爸会撸你

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‎揍 我是说我爸会揍你

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‎但还是...不行

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‎记住 你爸不是你爸
‎你爸是名警察

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‎现在怎么办？

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‎我是个一无所有的少年

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‎我现在靠近你了

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‎去你的 我爸是个警察

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‎好多了

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‎好了 注意听
‎你想让人来救你 永远不要喊“强奸”

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‎你要喊“着火了”

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‎着火了！

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‎-什么？
‎-着火了！

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‎-我听不见
‎-着火了！

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‎对了！

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‎妈 求你了

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‎我知道 避免眼神接触

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‎别回应 大声呼救

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‎然后踢他的裆

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‎是吗 你能讲
‎为什么不能做给我看？

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‎放开我 别这么跟我说话
‎我爸是名警察！

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‎这才是我女儿

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‎好了 再来一遍

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‎踩脚趾 踢裆

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‎抡肚子 撞鼻子

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‎踢裆

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‎踢裆 踢裆  踢裆！

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‎踢裆 踢裆

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‎如果你告诉身体你要生育

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‎身体会相信你

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‎你知道吗
‎我真的开始能意识到

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‎我要变成一名单身妈妈了

216
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,161
‎你会是一名好妈妈的

217
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,582
‎-哪怕独自一人吗？
‎-是的

218
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,834
‎我一个人时当妈妈更称职

219
00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:47,503
‎我在感情中投入了太多
‎迷失自我

220
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,715
‎我曾经就像别人身边的一条狗？

221
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,967
‎-什么？
‎-次再说吧

222
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,220
‎好了

223
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,557
‎然后撑起来

224
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,850
‎疼啊

225
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,394
‎你用针扎我之后现在还在疼

226
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,939
‎这样吧 我们不做了

227
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,275
‎无非就是MBN 对吧

228
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,027
‎心 身 巢

229
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,781
‎你得像调整身体那样
‎好好装饰你的住所

230
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,325
‎你的育婴室准备得怎么样了？

231
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:19,535
‎嗯...

232
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,251
‎你知道你的孩子今后要住这里 对吧?

233
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,128
‎也没那么糟吧

234
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,589
‎埃拉+埃利奥特
‎婴幼儿日常用品店

235
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,175
‎真想好好捏捏它呀？

236
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,344
‎我小时候有个一模一样的

237
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,096
‎别分心 小比 好吗

238
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,099
‎我们得关注育婴室
‎最关键的东西

239
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,144
‎比如尿布桶 婴儿床 摇椅
‎之类的东西

240
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,356
‎瞧这个换巾台 酷毙了

241
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,982
‎真是的

242
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,361
‎我的天 这玩意居然要一万四

243
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,820
‎-不会吧？
‎-你看嘛

244
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,823
‎这是用本地木材做的
‎可持续利用的

245
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,368
‎夹板 得了吧

246
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,371
‎吉赛尔和我在为朗达的到来作准备时

247
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,039
‎我们对这方面了解了不少

248
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:08,250
‎如果想走北欧风格
‎要花好多的钱

249
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,796
‎买太便宜的
‎几个礼拜就坏了 还得再买新的

250
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:15,424
‎你真正需要的是
‎叫什么来着 叫...

251
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,845
‎嘿 怎么了？

252
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,973
‎我真天真
‎竟然觉得一个人能全部搞定

253
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,476
‎不 不 你不是一个人

254
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,811
‎我就是

255
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,312
‎你当时才不是

256
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,649
‎你说了这么多那时的事
‎和吉赛尔一起打理房子

257
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,110
‎互相帮助 共渡难关

258
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,028
‎有所依靠

259
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,198
‎我现在就已经心神不宁了

260
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,741
‎何况孩子都还没出生呢

261
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,618
‎前提是我真怀上了

262
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,662
‎我得走了

263
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,539
‎别 别走  比安卡 等一下

264
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,666
‎这里让我窒息

265
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,334
‎等一下 比安卡

266
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:51,961
‎比安卡

267
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,176
‎哦 谢谢

268
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,389
‎直接撕下来就好
‎不 直接撕

269
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,974
‎素食莎拉餐厅 有什么事吗？

270
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,560
‎温迪 我是凯特福斯特

271
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,519
‎你好啊 凯特

272
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,230
‎关于你们现在的处境

273
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,941
‎我考虑了很久 我有个主意
‎实际上...

274
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:17,069
‎我很高兴你打电话来
‎关于保姆的事 我刚和琳达讨论过

275
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,322
‎首先 非常感谢你的坦诚

276
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,615
‎我们提前解雇她了

277
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,161
‎-哦
‎-她大吵又大闹

278
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,748
‎不停地哭
‎但我们不能留个小偷在孩子身边

279
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:29,915
‎的确不能

280
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,669
‎我们也正想找个
‎会说中文的保姆 所以...

281
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963
‎是你打的电话 有什么事吗？

282
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,256
‎是的...

283
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,092
‎我仔细想了想
‎我觉得如果你们餐厅

284
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,512
‎既有就餐场地又能外带的话
‎也许能赚得更多

285
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,640
‎这样顾客能在下班回家的路上
‎取走提前做好的晚饭

286
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,767
‎冷藏餐

287
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,769
‎冷藏餐 觉得怎么样？

288
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,061
‎像琳达麦卡特尼那样/

289
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:52,772
‎我很赞成

290
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,524
‎-她说她很赞成
‎-那太好了

291
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,735
‎我们晚点联系吧

292
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:58,903
‎谢谢 再见

293
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,339
‎-我操！
‎-我不是有意的...

294
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,800
‎很抱歉 我刚在装大象  我...

295
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,137
‎这是你送给我的

296
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:26,722
‎它跟你说话了

297
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,100
‎听着 怀孕的是你

298
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,269
‎你应该相信自己的直觉

299
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,687
‎很抱歉

300
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:37,817
‎我把你的孩子当成了自己的孩子
‎我们都还没有在一起

301
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,109
‎对 我们没在一起

302
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,612
‎还有大家在商店里时看我们的表情

303
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:44,406
‎-我心想 我们又不是商品
‎-不

304
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,408
‎难道两个对彼此的生育情况

305
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,994
‎感兴趣的单身女同志不能和平地

306
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,497
‎一起逛母婴店
‎而不被别人当成情侣吗？

307
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,082
‎可不是吗

308
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,001
‎不过说实话
‎这倒是让我想起了我的前任

309
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,378
‎我可不想做你的前任  么

310
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,588
‎-什么？
‎-我是说 我根本不想跟你在一起

311
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,465
‎-很高兴你是单身
‎-我也是

312
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,508
‎-是啊

313
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,052
‎-希望你再也找不到对象了
‎-弗兰姬

314
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,304
‎我是说 你单身

315
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,890
‎-我也单身
‎-事情就应该是这样

316
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,810
‎-喝一杯吗？
‎-嗯 好

317
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,995
‎你爸妈在家吗？

318
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,124
‎你一个人在家吗？

319
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,292
‎救命 警察！

320
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,002
‎哦 天呐！

321
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,963
‎搞什么？

322
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,382
‎怎么了？
‎发生什么了？

323
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,843
‎你家小孩刚踢我的裆

324
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,804
‎-是吗？
‎-他想孤立我

325
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,516
‎-强奸我
‎-我太为你骄傲了

326
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,977
‎我觉得 我觉得事情不是这样的

327
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,270
‎你有病吧？

328
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,521
‎你准备好了 孩子

329
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,065
‎-所以我可以...？
‎-当然

330
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,069
‎给你 不好意思
‎我们在教女儿地铁防狼术

331
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,279
‎对！

332
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,740
‎-踢裆
‎-踢裆

333
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,748
‎总的来说 你要保持警惕

334
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,124
‎注意安全

335
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,376
‎好吗 这是去那的钱

336
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,045
‎这是回家的钱

337
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,631
‎这个是以防你搞丢了一个

338
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,260
‎谢谢你 爸

339
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,263
‎你可以的 孩子

340
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,058
‎如果需要我载你 只管开口

341
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,518
‎放轻松 妈 八点见

342
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,811
‎-八点？
‎-对

343
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,480
‎要排练到七点半

344
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,231
‎完了后我就直接回家

345
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,942
‎我们 这不是我们...

346
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,318
‎好 好

347
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,279
‎好 亲爱的 万一 万一你有什么需要
‎只管打电话给我们

348
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,782
‎-知道了
‎-好了 再见

349
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,642
‎-孩子们怎么样？
‎-挺好的 我妈在带

350
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,519
‎-你呢？
‎-还行

351
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,479
‎工作呢？

352
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,439
‎挺好

353
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,901
‎-一切顺利
‎-我看见瑞雅了

354
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,153
‎不是吧

355
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,072
‎已经有好一阵子...

356
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,199
‎-你想聊聊吗?
‎-不想跟你聊

357
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,576
‎-如果需要随时找我
‎-别提了

358
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,708
‎-哦 天呐
‎-怎么了?

359
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,001
‎那是杰夫艾伦斯

360
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,919
‎-谁 那个家伙吗？
‎-嗯

361
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,714
‎他给圣扬斯医院捐了差不多
‎一整幢侧楼

362
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:50,551
‎-所以呢？
‎-所以 他就是个标准的慈善家

363
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,386
‎不该跟我们一起关在
‎离婚的牢笼中

364
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,764
‎这里风太大了

365
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,816
‎我猜有时好人也会做坏事

366
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,155
‎操 操

367
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:12,948
‎凯特 等等

368
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,325
‎抱歉 凯特

369
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,225
‎-我能说...
‎-你的衣服很丑

370
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,729
‎-什么?
‎-我以为说这个能让我好受点

371
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,231
‎听着 我...

372
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,108
‎我很抱歉

373
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,404
‎我真的...很抱歉

374
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,282
‎我不在乎 我不是来原谅你的

375
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,077
‎很合理 我也没有指望你原谅我

376
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,455
‎你做的事很恶劣

377
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,415
‎也很自私

378
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,918
‎恶毒 和卑鄙

379
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,629
‎你想喝点什么吗?

380
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:10,798
‎什么?

381
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,300
‎-你没点东西喝 你想喝点什么吗?
‎-不想

382
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,511
‎担心我会下毒？

383
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,970
‎不用了

384
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,103
‎今天我被解雇了

385
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,939
‎对 我跟她们说你偷了我的东西

386
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,900
‎我想你没有说错

387
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,069
‎-我...
‎-听着...

388
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,321
‎-你先说
‎-那我就说了

389
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,990
‎我一直在想见到你后

390
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,075
‎要跟你说些什么

391
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,370
‎我准备了很多恶毒的话

392
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,997
‎我甚至还幻想...

393
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,544
‎不停地揍你
‎比如用拳头打你的脸

394
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,087
‎想了整个过程 或许你的鼻环

395
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,964
‎让你大放血

396
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,217
‎现在你在我面前了
‎我却感觉...

397
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,011
‎感觉不一样了

398
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,141
‎那时你和内森相爱吗?

399
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,352
‎不

400
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,815
‎我以为我爱上了他 但是...

401
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,651
‎开始的时候我总以为那是爱

402
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,779
‎但我发誓 我们没有相爱

403
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,658
‎我觉得那时我们只是都很沮丧

404
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,743
‎对 对

405
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,247
‎如果你恨我 我能理解

406
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:26,915
‎或许...

407
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,210
‎或许我也恨自己

408
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,879
‎我不恨你

409
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,214
‎我不想为你有任何情感波动

410
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,676
‎要不这样

411
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,470
‎我真的很希望再也不要看见你了

412
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,850
‎但我想让你来实现我这个心愿?

413
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:48,812
‎可以吗

414
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,274
‎好

415
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,529
‎好好照顾自己 好吗?

416
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,764
‎夜班护士前来救驾

417
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,307
‎我来吧 瓦尔

418
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,726
‎给你 我跟你换

419
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,104
‎不过别喝完了

420
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,066
‎你好啊

421
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,653
‎我只是想看看你

422
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,988
‎我今天想你了

423
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,074
‎天呐 我想死你了

424
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,077
‎我今天想你了

425
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,299
‎这样好些了

426
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,290
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