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‎前情提要

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‎-應該由你照顧她
‎-甚麼？

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‎我認為我不應該當一個母親

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‎-他是個操縱人心的人渣
‎-這宗案件絕對不會上庭審訊

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‎大學那邊有一份工作邀約

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‎他們需要心理治療師
‎好讓我打個平手吧

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‎-學費要多少？
‎-一萬塊

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‎一萬

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‎我們應該去看看婚姻輔導

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‎我們要找個方法一起養小孩

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‎我的乖女，天啊

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‎（內森：待回見）

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‎天啦，喂喂

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‎你得起床了

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‎-再睡十分鐘吧
‎-不許再睡了，你得走了

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‎-我竟然睡著了
‎-嗯哼

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‎我好想妳可以一起看《玩命關頭》

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‎-我們下次可以一起看嗎？
‎-嗯，下次吧

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‎趁我孩子還未醒過來
‎趕快起床

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‎其實我可以幫妳帶孩子

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‎孩子都很喜歡我
‎會以為我是他們一份子

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‎是嗎？真可愛

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‎但我不會把約會對象
‎介紹給孩子認識

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‎不是說我很多約會對像
‎也不是說我們在約會

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‎你應該要晚上11點過來

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‎早上就離開…

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‎喂喂

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‎雙乳好大喔

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‎對，那是艾拉的早餐，還蠻豐滿的

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‎試試吧

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‎你是在…

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‎-讓我性致勃勃了，好想要
‎-甚麼？不行

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‎給我吸吧，好爽

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‎-超爽的
‎-你不會吃到我的人奶的

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‎我會的

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎多謝妳來

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‎我沒有多想來

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‎不如下次你自己來就算吧

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‎這是婚姻輔導
‎兩夫婦一起去才是關鍵

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‎我們會來輔導，不也是因為你

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‎-是的
‎-那…

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‎多謝妳來

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‎多謝妳讓我見艾拉

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‎-她是個完美的小天使
‎-我知道

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‎哺乳方面怎麼樣？她有吃飽嗎？

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‎你為甚麼會問這個？
‎她怎麼會吃不飽？

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‎她吃很飽很滿
‎又沒有人其他人會吃

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‎妳有給其他人哺乳嗎？

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‎沒有！我為甚麼會…會誰…

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‎誰會因哺乳而性奮…

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‎-性奮？
‎-不！

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‎我和你想法一樣，不覺得有多性奮

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‎妳和其他人在約會嗎？

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‎沒有，你呢？

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‎-沒有
‎-好

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‎那就別再多問，冷靜點吧

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‎冷靜下來

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‎聽我說…

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‎我很高興你一起顧小孩

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‎因為我們要一起養小孩

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‎我們就專注在孩子身上吧

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‎我同意

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‎事實上，我正想問妳
‎今晚可不可以由我來照顧他們？

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‎可以，我正好需要休息一下，謝了

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‎-好
‎-好

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‎“這裡不是垃圾場，這裡是車庫”

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‎哪部電影的台詞嗎?

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‎《玩命關頭》

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‎第六集

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‎-還是第九集？
‎-東京甩尾那集

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‎閉嘴吧，卡爾

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‎我除了當心理醫生外

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‎我親身經歷過學校所發生的事

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‎我有能夠有效教導學生的潛質

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‎我知道，不過目前我最不需要

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‎就是還受著心靈創傷的心理治療師

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‎我的創傷可以是有用的資產

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‎-也可以是累贅
‎-我沒事的

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‎聽著…

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‎你絕對不會找到一個
‎比我更有心做這個職位的人

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‎我可以向你保證

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‎-妳知道這些孩子有多麻煩嗎？
‎-我知道

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‎好吧

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‎就試試吧

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‎多謝你，我不會讓你失望

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‎希望不會吧

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‎你的業務對我們來說很重要
‎讓我去問問吧

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‎等等

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‎我待回再打給你

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‎你真好，謝謝

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‎不好意思，借過一下

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‎真是個好孩子

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‎看誰來了！

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‎吉娜，聽說妳要回來工作，不過…

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‎哇，妳又懷孕了嗎？

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‎五個月了

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‎而盧卡剛滿一歲

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‎好吧，回去工作吧
‎好高興見到大家

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‎講拜拜吧

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‎老實說，放馬過來啊
‎我好喜歡當母親

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‎對，真的好棒

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‎抱歉我之前那麼說

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‎說當母親沒好玩的？

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‎我現在都懂了

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‎家庭讓我好有滿足感
‎比夜店好多了

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‎柔伊怎麼樣？她肯定長大了

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‎-真的
‎-有照片嗎？

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‎有，當然

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‎噢！這張不是才一歲嗎？

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‎不，她只是看起來比較年輕

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‎亞洲血統嘛

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‎我好想見她一面

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‎嗯，我也是

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‎甚麼？

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‎-我也好想讓妳見她
‎-對了，我參加了一個媽媽群

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‎今晚我們會讓孩子試吃檸檬

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‎沒錯，他們不知道甚麼叫酸

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‎肯定很好玩了

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‎妳帶柔伊一起來吧

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‎嗯，我…

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‎-我會去的
‎-好

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‎各位早安，怎麼了？
‎有甚麼八卦？

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‎哎呀，有壞消息嗎？

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‎妳還沒給大家出薪水

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‎大家以為昨天會收到支票
‎結果又一次失望

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‎確實快要收到款項
‎不過可能要花一段時間…

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‎才能開出發票

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‎我們不能一直當免費勞工的

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‎我知道的，真的

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‎週末前會把薪水發給妳

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‎-真假？
‎-對

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‎怎麼給？

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‎我還沒完全想好，不過會想到的

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‎這裡將會財源滾滾

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‎（零售業禽獸，殺死瀕危物種）

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‎進來吧

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‎尼克，你能臨時過來實在太好了

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‎我也很高興妳回電了

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‎大家對犀牛的愛
‎有點失控了

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‎昨晚有堆示威者襲擊我的店

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‎他們把窗戶灑滿紅色油漆

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‎他們把“盛夏瘋狂大優惠”的橫幅

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‎改成“惡魔瘋狂大屠殺”了

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‎妳得幫幫我

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‎我絕對會幫你
‎不過我需要你提早付款作為回報

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‎-好，隨便了
‎-好

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‎我只想讓公眾知道

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‎-尼克彼得遜是個好人
‎-好的

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‎-公眾喜歡我，顧客也喜歡我
‎-好

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‎我給妳買了蜜桃馬芬

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‎謝謝，好吧

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‎我提議這樣吧

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‎妳會講很久嗎？
‎因為我把車停在殘障人士車位了

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‎不會

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‎基本上我會安排記者會
‎你會和傳媒溝通

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‎我們滿足一下傳媒

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‎怎麼滿足？

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‎用錢滿足

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‎照著我們安排的稿子唸

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‎慢慢來，之後就沒事了

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‎凱特，如果這次奏效
‎我給妳終生員工優惠

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‎心領了，不過你付夠錢就行了

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‎還是別做手指槍的手勢了，好嗎？

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‎凱特，嗨

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‎-天啊
‎-戴娜，幼兒園裡瑞法的媽媽

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‎我可不會忘記酷媽的，怎麼樣？

168
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‎我不知道妳是記者呢

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‎不，我其實是公關

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‎真假？當彼得遜的公關？

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‎呃…是的

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‎其實只是臨時邀約，做一次而已

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‎各位先生女士

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‎嗯，妳上前吧

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‎不好意思，各位

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‎怎麼樣？我射殺了一隻犀牛

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‎天啊

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‎我跟蹤了那頭野獸三天

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‎走過難以忍受的地形

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‎及酷熱的天氣

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‎簡單而言

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‎那是我人生中最棒的經驗

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‎好吧

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‎我並非禽獸

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‎為證明這一點…

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‎說吧

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‎我將會捐出去年盈利的百分之十

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‎到全國犀牛基金

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‎終於，好了

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‎謝謝各位！

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‎-謝謝各位
‎-天啊

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‎妳遲到了

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‎我拿好貨了

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‎妳應該不會想要這個吧

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‎除非妳想要？

196
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‎靠，朱莉柏，我很認真的

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‎妳問我借一筆巨款，這都是甚麼？

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‎一團糟

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‎這是國一的作業嗎？

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‎《頑童歷險記》的閱讀報告

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‎裡面只寫了標題，還拿零分

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‎嗯，我都沒看書

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‎這樣讓我很擔心

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‎對不起

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‎我上大學兩年了
‎裡面肯定有些好東西

206
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‎況且我成績要夠好，才能留在游泳隊

207
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:01,934
‎證明我看

208
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,519
‎我要看成績表

209
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,064
‎我要看學雜費用
‎看妳教科書的價格

210
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,899
‎還有妳要修甚麼課

211
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,443
‎否則我一毛錢都不借

212
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,904
‎整理好這堆東西

213
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,077
‎好

214
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,789
‎謝謝你們，辛苦了，感謝

215
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,207
‎既然你們要去冰箱那邊

216
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,500
‎可不可以幫我…

217
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:27,877
‎蘿絲

218
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,671
‎蘿絲…

219
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,549
‎夫人，非常感謝妳

220
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,969
‎既然妳要出去，可以幫我把…

221
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,015
‎-妳在幹嘛？
‎-我不要染有犀牛血的錢

222
00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:41,974
‎他太邪惡了

223
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,685
‎我讓他捐贈了一筆巨款

224
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,812
‎他射殺瀕危物種，據為己有

225
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,898
‎不談這個，他人還蠻好的

226
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,608
‎-妳看看
‎-天啊

227
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,401
‎尼克彼得遜送過來的

228
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,529
‎這裡是地獄吧，我要辭職

229
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,157
‎-不，蘿絲，不要
‎-我要辭職！

230
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,243
‎蘿絲，求妳了，天啊

231
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,704
‎她應該…會回來吧

232
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:10,628
‎都在裡面了

233
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838
‎我把它分類好了

234
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,882
‎裡面有成績單

235
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,427
‎修課列表，還有真正的學貸申請表

236
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,471
‎確保妳死前會收到還款的

237
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,099
‎噢，妳數學成績不錯的

238
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,475
‎高三參加過數學比賽

239
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,852
‎學生會副主席？

240
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,480
‎我在學生餐廳加了三台汽水機

241
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,565
‎那可不太健康

242
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,902
‎求妳了，這筆錢對我很重要

243
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,738
‎我要唸完這個學期
‎才能畢業拿學士學位

244
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,949
‎妳修商務課

245
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,619
‎對，我想自己創業做老闆

246
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,204
‎開公司

247
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:46,789
‎像妳一樣

248
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,626
‎我可以的，我肯定會

249
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,420
‎我的未來在妳手了

250
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,296
‎好

251
00:11:56,173 --> 00:12:00,970
‎我叫我律師洛基
‎寫了這份臨時借貸合約

252
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,557
‎哇

253
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,479
‎妳放心吧，我有在外面當侍應打工

254
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,940
‎我很快就可以把錢還妳

255
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,067
‎妳學貸到了再還給我吧

256
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,072
‎謝謝妳

257
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,502
‎我收到妳短訊

258
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,213
‎妳不能帶我們女兒去“檸檬派對”

259
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,298
‎太噁心了

260
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,258
‎啥？為甚麼？

261
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:42,553
‎只是一堆孩子嘗檸檬
‎我們在旁邊拍影片而已

262
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,597
‎網上找“檸檬派對”可不是這麼說

263
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,808
‎我得清一下瀏覽紀錄了

264
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,396
‎為何突然會想帶她去甚麼檸檬派對？

265
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,690
‎我不曉得

266
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,318
‎也許我想修補關係

267
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:02,406
‎妳之前遲疑了，又失蹤了好幾個月

268
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,950
‎對，我之前是個爛透的母親

269
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,119
‎不過我想做得更好

270
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:08,996
‎這才是重點

271
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,877
‎那裡會有毒品或酒品嗎？

272
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,421
‎毒品？認真嗎？伊恩

273
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,758
‎妳要餵她吃晚餐，八點半要回到家

274
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,260
‎把吉娜電話號碼
‎還有要去的地址都給我

275
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,678
‎-甚麼？
‎-這是我的條件

276
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:27,807
‎好

277
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,604
‎（女學生因學校支援不足
‎以致心力交瘁）

278
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,314
‎卡爾森醫生

279
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,774
‎妳現在有空嗎？

280
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,901
‎有一位叫山迪的人來找妳

281
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,986
‎當然可以，讓她進來吧

282
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,492
‎山迪？

283
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,911
‎嗯，嗨

284
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,499
‎-我沒想到你是男生…
‎-山迪可以是男生名字

285
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,376
‎當然，進來吧

286
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,046
‎那你有甚麼煩惱？

287
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,589
‎那…

288
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,300
‎我試用了一下約會軟體

289
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,094
‎對我來說將嚇一跳的

290
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,888
‎那些女生講的話…

291
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,807
‎-女人
‎-甚麼？

292
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,518
‎你所提及的是女人講的話

293
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:16,230
‎女生通常指小孩子
‎你是想找小孩子約會嗎？

294
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,316
‎不…

295
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,530
‎這些女人，他媽的在網絡上嘲笑我

296
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,490
‎我連約會對像都找不到

297
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,158
‎你認為自己值得找人約會嗎？

298
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,285
‎也許吧

299
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,661
‎不過我…

300
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:35,040
‎我只想要一個機會
‎但是我不知道要怎麼問口才能…

301
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,877
‎才能怎樣？騙她們上床嗎？

302
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,717
‎妳他媽的…妳就像她們一樣

303
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,594
‎她們？

304
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,346
‎她們？

305
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,937
‎嗨，工作怎麼樣？

306
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,647
‎慘死了，謝謝問候

307
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,149
‎傑姆呢？

308
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,442
‎在樓上睡覺

309
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:05,237
‎妳想不想展翅高飛
‎再降落到同性戀者的屋頂

310
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,198
‎想戴著那蠢死的眼罩死就說嘛

311
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,367
‎這蠢死的眼罩讓妳可以

312
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,785
‎沉醉到全新的世界

313
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,288
‎我過去一個小時
‎都在做一隻雄偉的鳥

314
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,456
‎妳得試試看

315
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,416
‎沒興趣

316
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,793
‎好，也許妳會有興趣知道

317
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,254
‎妳老公為甚麼會在上班日
‎買這個有趣的玩意？

318
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,423
‎為甚麼想我感興趣？

319
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,261
‎也許因為妳是我老婆

320
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,596
‎作為我老婆

321
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,890
‎或許妳會關心老公的近況

322
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,433
‎妳想我對甚麼感興趣？

323
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,353
‎-你的虛擬現實嗎？
‎-不如關心一下我的新工作吧？

324
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,359
‎-妳根本不知道我說甚麼
‎-我知道

325
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,443
‎-妳才不知道
‎-我知道

326
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,862
‎如果知道，妳會主動問我
‎可是妳沒有

327
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,697
‎因為妳永遠都不會聽我講話

328
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,741
‎失陪了，我要去遷徙了

329
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:51,992
‎萊諾，你…

330
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,496
‎-妳晚了回來
‎-綵排加時了

331
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,041
‎-老爸在搞甚麼？
‎-他升職了，在裝鳥

332
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,167
‎讓他玩吧

333
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,544
‎其實如果妳讓我坐地鐵

334
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,963
‎我就不會晚回來了

335
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,340
‎別說了，妳知道我怎麼想的

336
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:10,094
‎-地鐵是…
‎-滿佈變態的地下鐵罐

337
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,805
‎-妳有聽我說喔
‎-是的

338
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,807
‎是妳永遠沒聽我說而已

339
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:19,353
‎天啊，我知道，我不聽人講話

340
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,745
‎天啦，茉莉不喜歡檸檬呢

341
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,373
‎她最近很暴躁

342
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,250
‎可能是在磨牙吧

343
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,211
‎塗一些香草精在牙齒上
‎她們就不會再吵了

344
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,295
‎真假？

345
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,007
‎孩子睡不好，有甚麼建議嗎？

346
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,384
‎把可動式嬰兒床放到電視前

347
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,594
‎如果她沒睡著，至少分心了吧

348
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,680
‎妳整個專家一樣

349
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,102
‎髒髒

350
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,938
‎天啦…柔伊

351
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,566
‎怎麼不告訴我呢？

352
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,817
‎有訓練過她上廁所嗎？

353
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,527
‎我以為有呢

354
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,446
‎天啦

355
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,073
‎-靠
‎-妳不知道她有沒有訓練上廁所？

356
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,660
‎太尷尬了

357
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,455
‎她大部分時間都和爸爸在一起

358
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,831
‎我去拿毛巾吧

359
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,375
‎夫妻不和離婚嗎？

360
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,128
‎類似吧

361
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,755
‎實在太煩了

362
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,549
‎太煩是甚麼意思？

363
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:37,681
‎他要我給出吉娜的電話和地址
‎才讓我過來這裡

364
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,602
‎這樣才讓妳過來？太過份了吧

365
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,730
‎-他好像控制欲好強
‎-真的

366
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,689
‎是嗎？

367
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,441
‎聽起來不像伊恩呢

368
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,485
‎可能妳沒我那麼了解他吧

369
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,155
‎他沒有用暴力吧？

370
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,116
‎他有憤怒問題吧

371
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,494
‎憤怒問題？天啊

372
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,538
‎我完全不知情…

373
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:03,791
‎妳還好嗎？

374
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,798
‎天啊

375
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,883
‎他是網紅嗎？

376
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,641
‎天使來到我門前了

377
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,269
‎我必須說，你這裡好棒

378
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,527
‎天啊，這是你父母的家

379
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,614
‎-也是我的家啊
‎-因為你是他們兒子嗎？

380
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,616
‎為何不說你和父母一起住？

381
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,368
‎說出來很遜啊

382
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,994
‎那只是暫時性，他們也不在家

383
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,372
‎他們這禮拜去密歇根州
‎探我姨婆了

384
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,082
‎跟你做愛

385
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,168
‎平常已經很不道德了

386
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,505
‎-在李察的房子，我不行
‎-凱特，我理解

387
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,632
‎在妳家時，我不能被妳家孩子看到

388
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,134
‎工作時，又不能給大家看到

389
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,760
‎這裡只有我們兩個

390
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,264
‎我今天搞砸的事情夠多了

391
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,723
‎搞砸了？

392
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,060
‎妳劫了殺犀牛兇手的錢
‎去給窮人

393
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,646
‎妳是羅賓漢，劫富濟貧吧

394
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,609
‎讓我當妳的瑪莉安吧

395
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,705
‎-別弄
‎-就吸一口

396
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,249
‎你可以正常點嗎？

397
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,584
‎妳知道不只孩子能用吧？

398
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,460
‎健身的人也會喝母乳
‎五塊一盎司

399
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,338
‎-絕對不是真的
‎-我有在網絡上查過

400
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,049
‎我好像有方法讓妳也性奮起來

401
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,094
‎-不要
‎-給我五秒

402
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,762
‎要是妳不喜歡，我就不再問

403
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,557
‎給你一秒鐘

404
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,810
‎好了，慢慢來

405
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,032
‎喂！

406
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,495
‎-那是你爸嗎？
‎-對

407
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,331
‎-科瑞斯，你在嗎？
‎-天啊

408
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,377
‎科瑞斯？

409
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,804
‎科瑞斯，你在喔

410
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,433
‎-怎麼不理我？
‎-我剛才在睡覺

411
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,101
‎我生病了

412
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,688
‎你嘴唇上的是牛奶嗎？

413
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,399
‎你不是去密歇根州
‎禮拜五才回來嗎？

414
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,276
‎都說你阿姨是裝的

415
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,278
‎還敢說快要死了

416
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,489
‎這裡好臭

417
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,699
‎對，爸，別出去…

418
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,244
‎隔壁的游泳池終於蓋好了

419
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,787
‎-爸
‎-你有看過嗎？

420
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,747
‎-呃…
‎-我一直在想…

421
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,959
‎天啊！

422
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,210
‎天啊！

423
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,962
‎李察，非常對不起

424
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,171
‎凱特，搞三小？

425
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,215
‎-天啊
‎-不是你想的那樣

426
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,050
‎-爸，沒事，我愛她
‎-甚麼？

427
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,052
‎-甚麼？
‎-我愛妳

428
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,012
‎天啊

429
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,141
‎這樣不好嗎？我們可以正式一起了