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‎前情提要

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‎-我不知道自己到底怎麼了？
‎-我好像聽到孩子在哭

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‎-我讓凱特帶我去墮胎診所
‎-甚麼？

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‎我沒有墮胎，我只想去看一下
‎在那裡的感覺如何

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‎知道妳會在乎我的想法真好

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‎妳要把這些東西送出去嗎？

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‎這是整理家居的唯一方法

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‎妳要走，我並不會感興奮
‎妳想我對妳說

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‎妳不在的日子會很糟
‎我們沒了妳會撐不住嗎？

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‎可能吧

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‎（停下）

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‎（納爾飯店）

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‎嗨

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‎這棵樹怎麼樣？

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎媽媽們，剩下幾秒

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‎好了！

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‎是時候給大家看妳的願景板了

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‎分享一下吧

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‎希娜，我老實跟妳說
‎妳的願景板讓我很煩心

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‎妳是故意把眼睛都塗黑的嗎？

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‎是的

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‎我可以開始嗎？

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‎我非常熱衷於這件事

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‎因為我完全在一個改變我人生的地方

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‎能向走邁進是好事

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‎我比較像是向後退

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‎像我在大學的時候

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‎真是我人生中最風光的時刻

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‎而這些書頁是我從書本裡撕下來的

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‎因為我那時候和一個好帥的傢伙同班

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‎那就是我老公，伊恩！

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‎我換了個方法做這份作業

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‎我裝飾了蘿塔

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‎法蘭琪，妳還好嗎？

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‎安妮連作業都沒有做

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‎這是個蠢死的作業

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‎願景板是給可悲
‎和沒方向的千禧一代的

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‎他們連職場論理都沒有

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‎安妮，妳好像比平時暴躁呢

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‎對不起

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‎我和萊諾吵架了

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‎-吵甚麼？
‎-都是那些，墮胎

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‎噢，是的，那確是很難抉擇的

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‎不過我想提醒妳

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‎找機會釋懷是很重要的

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‎不用擔心，我有自己的方法

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‎媽的，真爽！

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‎乾杯吧！小傢伙！嗨

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‎-妳怎麼樣？
‎-不錯

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‎非常好，像我是注定來到這裡一樣

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‎那應該是不錯吧

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‎沒有，我是有想你的
‎我也希望自己能在你身邊

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‎我只是覺得這份工作很適合我

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‎如果說這份工作有七分

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‎你和絕食寶寶就是穩穩的十分

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‎別這麼說

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‎別說到自己家庭第一，工作第二那樣

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‎這麼說好像不太公平

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‎是的，就是不公平

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‎我還要餵他吃早餐
‎之後我就要出門上班了

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‎當然，是的，我愛你

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‎如果你們在身邊肯定好多了

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‎好吧

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‎好好享受第一天上班，女強人

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‎妳肯定大殺四方

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‎我不知道會不會啦…

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‎內森？

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‎珍妮？

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‎不然是誰？

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‎我要去尿尿

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‎忍住吧，你平時都會忍住

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‎好吧

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‎-她應該是餓了
‎-我很餓

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‎好，要我煮雞蛋給妳嗎？

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‎我想吃的是你，笨蛋

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‎壓力太大了

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‎我…真得要去尿尿

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‎我現在滿腦子都是雞蛋了

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‎等一下再做吧

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‎-等一下就沒時間了！
‎-那妳不吃雞蛋嗎？

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‎-我要吃
‎-好吧

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‎她睡著了

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‎妳在做甚麼？

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‎妳讓我擔心了
‎可以休息一下嗎？拜託

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‎不行，我正勢如破竹

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‎我終於走向自己正確的人生品了

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‎我真是天生的推銷員

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‎妳開心就好

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‎妳是開心的吧？我都看不出了

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‎我在清理我們的生活！
‎我終於能喘口氣

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‎家裡沒那麼亂是蠻好的

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‎-等等，牆上的掛鐘呢？
‎-賣掉了

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‎妳還賣了甚麼？

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‎賣掉了一些我們不需要或不用的東西

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‎或是能賺大錢的東西

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‎妳能找到自己一技之長

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‎真是太好了

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‎妳可以再說一遍吧？
‎我這個早上就已經賺了1800元了

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‎-天啦
‎-沒錯

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‎我要照顧好這個家

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‎我是這艘船的船長

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‎我要直接送我們上岸

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‎就記得看好燈塔，別撞上陸地

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‎燈塔模型嗎？

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‎賣掉了

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‎-找到你了，你在做甚麼？
‎-嗨…

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‎我在考慮妳那天說的話

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‎-萊諾，對不起…
‎-沒有沒有，妳是對的

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‎這是我們需要解決的問題

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‎那白板會幫我們解決嗎？

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‎好，還沒試就別質疑

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‎這是我工作時抉擇的方法

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‎這樣我就懂了

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‎生第三個小孩，好與壞

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‎-我不是文盲
‎-好

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‎-我想到一個壞處
‎-好，很好

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‎我們養不起多一個小孩

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‎金錢，重大因素

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‎-壞處
‎-好，又一個壞處

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‎我們現在都沒時間陪小孩

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‎沒時間，我們沒時間

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‎沒時間

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‎-更多的尿布和配方奶
‎-那些都是壞處

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‎一大壞處，是吧？

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‎是的，嬰兒用品

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‎-我想到好處！
‎-是？

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‎我想到一個好處，好了

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‎小寶寶

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‎我最喜歡小寶寶了

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‎-妳好，我是凱特…
‎-凱特嗎？

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‎妳好，我是彼拉

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‎我是妳工作期間的助理

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‎-幸會
‎-歡迎妳

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‎妳不介意的話，我們動作快一點

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‎-斯托曼哲夫人很心急想見妳
‎-可以先去我的

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‎新辦公室一趟嗎？

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‎我想先放下東西

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‎-‎和視察環境
‎-對不起

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‎-對不起？
‎-只是她已經久候多時了

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‎當然，她有固定的時間表，我最愛了

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‎往這邊

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‎維多利亞斯托曼哲很期待見我嗎？

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‎抱歉，這讓我有點意外

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‎我本來在考慮要她幫我
‎在雜誌封面上簽名的

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‎不過想了想，還是算了
‎但我還是有帶來的…

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‎不要，那妳都準備好了嗎？

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‎見維多利亞嗎？準備好

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‎-強而有力的握手，保持專業…
‎-不是不是…

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‎準備好今天的試簡報會

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‎3點半時在會議室舉行

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‎-好，我會準備的
‎-這邊請

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‎凱特霍斯塔，這位是梅根

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‎是的，她到了

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‎凱特

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‎這對來我就真是值得紀念的一刻

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‎是的

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‎我…我非常抱歉

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‎順帶一提，妳的嘴唇非常柔軟

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‎凱特，請坐吧

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‎妳的旅程還好嗎？

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‎不錯的，我坐了火車

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‎讓我有機會看看彼拉寄給我的摘要

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‎那真是太棒了

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‎-我覺得那計劃…
‎-凱特，深呼吸

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‎放鬆下來

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‎我們有很多時間能談工作

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‎抱歉，可能我太興奮吧

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‎三個孩子？妳真是種馬！

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‎-妳怎麼做到了？
‎-少睡多工作吧

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‎不過他們都在寄宿學校，所以…

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‎-妳肯定很想他們了？
‎-空閒的時候吧

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‎對了，非常感謝妳…

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‎那麼…

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‎李察說妳講話很有說服力

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‎這我可不知道了，不像妳嘛

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‎凱特，別謙虛了

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‎妳有自己的才華

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‎我厲害得能把水肺氣瓶賣給海馬

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‎這就是妳來的原因

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‎這也是我們需要的才華

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‎丹尼爾西木真是個老頑固

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‎他是不同年代的人

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‎所以妳需要用妳的才華來說服他

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‎好

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‎我很期待妳的工作表現

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‎是的，我還得恭喜妳…

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‎叫梅根幫妳簽吧

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‎好的

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‎-天啦
‎-珍妮

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‎-這真的蠻聰明的
‎-我知道

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‎指甲機的效用真的比較久

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‎妳是裝了監聽器之類嗎？

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‎這是我遇過最牽強的對話了

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‎妳都在避開我嗎？

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‎那天晚上…

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‎那不是我

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‎寶貝，妳可以去玩過家家

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‎或是隨妳怎麼和妳的媽媽小隊說

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‎不過我認識妳，即使妳當時多無禮

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‎看到妳接受自己的另一面

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‎也是蠻高興的

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‎-自己的另一面？
‎-是的

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‎我在那個地方上過不少男人
‎也知道搞起來是有多糟的

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‎我沒有接受自己另一面

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‎那天晚上只是失控了

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‎在那麼多人之中

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‎妳應該最清楚只想隨便玩一下

209
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,931
‎不用當自己的感受吧

210
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,392
‎好了好了，聽著…

211
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,479
‎我已經很有耐性地
‎對待妳這個耍任性的階段

212
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,855
‎不過真是夠了

213
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,441
‎妳要搞幾個男人都隨便妳

214
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,443
‎事後再辯稱那不是自己

215
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,405
‎但不要侮辱我了，我清楚自己是誰

216
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,198
‎珍妮，做好妳的工作吧！

217
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,617
‎我們厭倦了幫妳做事了

218
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,327
‎也別再吃冰箱的食物

219
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,538
‎尤其是明明貼了
‎別人名字標籤的食物！

220
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,373
‎雅頓，我不知道妳在講甚麼

221
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,666
‎是嗎？

222
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,128
‎我很肯定吃了一半的卡頌
‎不會不翼而飛的

223
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,171
‎妳至少把盒子丟掉吧

224
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,634
‎這正正是西木食品

225
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,428
‎想為人所知的責任感

226
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,930
‎身為高級包裝肉類

227
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,141
‎全球20多個連鎖超市的龍頭

228
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,977
‎把美味而高品質的革新食物

229
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,812
‎帶到加拿大和世界各地

230
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,065
‎謝謝各位

231
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,109
‎那…妳打算穿甚麼服飾？

232
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,528
‎-甚麼？
‎-在會議上穿甚麼

233
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,365
‎-穿一些適當的服裝
‎-適當的？

234
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,201
‎黑色或深藍色的衣褲套裝

235
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,245
‎妳不用擔心，我會穿得專業點

236
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,165
‎妳會不會讓我

237
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,959
‎安排衣服給妳穿？

238
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,754
‎妳想替我打扮？

239
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,797
‎是的，我們希望妳能穿一些

240
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,799
‎較為歡樂的？

241
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,760
‎妳說真的

242
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,636
‎所以是…

243
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,847
‎彼拉會給你服飾的了

244
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:48,559
‎明天見

245
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,860
‎除了服飾之外，我算是失敗了嗎？

246
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,695
‎不是，她非常滿意的

247
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,822
‎是的，她好像還有微笑

248
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:02,782
‎好，那很好

249
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,075
‎那你們想一起去喝東西嗎？

250
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,827
‎這場簡報，簡直是我從青少年

251
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,245
‎責任最重大的一次

252
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,623
‎謝了，不過我要趕在睡覺時間前回家

253
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,168
‎-好的
‎-我家今晚也有聚會

254
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:18,798
‎我有空

255
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:20,716
‎莎莉！

256
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,927
‎好啊，莎莉和我城內到處玩

257
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,388
‎好！我先去拿一下抗生素

258
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,515
‎然後就可以走了

259
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,267
‎大堂見吧，別遲到喔

260
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:33,896
‎嗯，好的

261
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,578
‎（好處：小寶寶，增進家庭關係？）

262
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,872
‎（壞處：錢、時間、嬰兒用品
‎沒得睡、哭）

263
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,334
‎怎麼了？

264
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,130
‎沒事

265
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,809
‎那…莎莉，妳怎麼樣？

266
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,644
‎妳是交往中嗎？

267
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,522
‎是不是有男朋友？女朋友？
‎都可以，我不會說甚麼

268
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,941
‎不過現在找人交往蠻難的吧？

269
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,192
‎那麼多交友軟體？

270
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,653
‎是的，那些軟體都超奇怪的

271
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,697
‎上個禮拜有個傢伙私我

272
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,992
‎他說我的牙齒的形狀

273
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,618
‎和大小都很適合交往

274
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,081
‎-那真的毛毛的
‎-超級毛的

275
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:38,252
‎不過好處是可以有很多選擇吧？

276
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,839
‎像我手上有上千百個男人任我選一樣

277
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:42,756
‎隨時隨地

278
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,385
‎另一方面，他們也有上千百個女人
‎任他們選

279
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,555
‎所以就會開始覺得
‎大家都是一直在找下一任吧？

280
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,391
‎就像串流音樂
‎沒有人會想聽完整首歌

281
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,686
‎妳就會開始覺得自己只是半首歌

282
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,147
‎不是的，妳是完好無缺的整首歌

283
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,231
‎真的嗎？

284
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,317
‎謝謝

285
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,277
‎千百個男人

286
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,696
‎總有一個會是…

287
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,781
‎真命天子吧

288
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,618
‎凱特，有次我去看脊骨師

289
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,494
‎只為了想被人摸

290
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,747
‎-真聰明
‎-可能吧

291
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,916
‎那真的很貴

292
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,464
‎那維多利亞斯托曼哲
‎是個怎麼樣的人？

293
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,590
‎我超想知道的

294
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,593
‎妳在她身邊工作肯定學到很多了

295
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,553
‎可能吧，我其實一直在避她

296
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,057
‎要叫一份燻肉肉汁
‎乾酪薯條一起分嗎？很好吃的

297
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,100
‎好啊

298
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,018
‎不好意思！

299
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,853
‎嗨！

300
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,024
‎可以要一份燻肉肉汁乾酪薯條嗎？
‎我想分兩份

301
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,276
‎那妳可以分兩個盤子嗎？

302
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,528
‎食物都要分開兩個盤子

303
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,822
‎不要給我一盤薯條和一個空盤

304
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,751
‎（記得要微笑，維多利亞上）

305
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,093
‎天啦

306
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,727
‎看起來沒很糟啊

307
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,771
‎沒很糟？

308
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,108
‎這是乾燥玫瑰色，這是姑媽會在

309
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,443
‎新生兒派對時穿的衣服
‎還有這是羊毛製的

310
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,404
‎可能你會想知道通不通風

311
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,531
‎-一點都不通風
‎-我蠻喜歡的

312
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,907
‎是嗎？

313
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,868
‎這句是為了補償早上的事嗎？

314
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,247
‎妳妻子看起來像90年代的
‎希拉蕊·柯林頓？

315
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,249
‎妳現在這樣真的讓我童年時

316
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,293
‎-埋藏已久的幻想再次浮現了
‎-可以講詳細點嗎？

317
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,005
‎是我和希拉蕊柯林頓在嘉年華上的事

318
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,465
‎沒甚麼色情的，只是拋環而已

319
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,009
‎她非常好勝

320
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,011
‎我想念你們了

321
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,806
‎寶寶，沒事的

322
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,559
‎天啦，媽咪在這裡

323
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,686
‎對他來說真的很不公平

324
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,564
‎讓寶寶視訊通話？簡直是折磨

325
00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:06,525
‎他明白的，沒事

326
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,236
‎查理，沒事的，沒事

327
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,823
‎-太慘了
‎-抱歉，我們要掛線了

328
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:15,367
‎好，明天早上再…

329
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:16,910
‎內森？

330
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,627
‎妳今天有動過嗎？

331
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,047
‎我在工作

332
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,757
‎妳們今天玩得開心嗎？

333
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,427
‎我不知道了
‎妳覺得一天賺六十萬是開心嗎？

334
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,096
‎好吧，妳把我們孩子都賣了嗎？

335
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,558
‎甚麼？才不會，我永遠都不會這麼做

336
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,226
‎我把房子賣了

337
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,396
‎甚麼？

338
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,690
‎妳做了甚麼？

339
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,651
‎妳應該開心才對

340
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,904
‎我其實放在市場上一段時間了

341
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,364
‎確認一下房子的價值

342
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,200
‎之前有幾雙情侶報價

343
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,994
‎我都全部無視了
‎不過之後我想了想

344
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,412
‎只是身外物而已

345
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,665
‎妳怎麼能不問我和蘿塔就這麼做？

346
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,167
‎吉賽爾，這都是身外物而已

347
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,544
‎只是一堆我們根本不需要的東西

348
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,421
‎我們又要打掃又要維修

349
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,590
‎然後我想到所有我上班時

350
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,342
‎妳要處理的東西

351
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,427
‎-不可能持續多久
‎-不過我們要住哪裡？

352
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,770
‎法蘭琪

353
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,065
‎當其他人問我

354
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,401
‎我怎麼會一直跟妳在一起
‎知道我怎麼回答嗎？

355
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,114
‎我說就如在汪洋大海之中

356
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,991
‎充滿自發性、海水的鹹味

357
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,743
‎充滿生氣

358
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,788
‎但同時又很危險

359
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,706
‎妳覺得我很鹹？

360
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,501
‎我要淹死了，法蘭琪

361
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,796
‎-我不能這樣下去
‎-甚麼？

362
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,757
‎不！

363
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,552
‎不，我是為了我們而賣的！

364
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,847
‎快把房子買回來

365
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,348
‎搞定這件事

366
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,268
‎如果搞不好，我也不知道了

367
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,872
‎妳確定嗎？

368
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,540
‎嗯，我確定

369
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,667
‎那妳呢？確定嗎？

370
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,294
‎是的，我確定

371
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,090
‎我這樣穿合適嗎…

372
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,092
‎我蠻確定那裡沒有服裝要求的

373
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,511
‎因為我手套箱裡有領帶的

374
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:24,848
‎嘿…

375
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,351
‎妳很美麗的

376
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,049
‎（梅芮迪絲琴婦科診所）

377
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,324
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