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‎甚麼是二胎小派對？

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‎-傳染病嗎？
‎-像迎嬰派對

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‎不過這是為我第二胎而舉辦
‎所以就比較小型

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‎所以就叫作二胎小派對

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‎-妳懂嗎？
‎-懂啊，就是第二次迎嬰派對

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‎只是把派對改名換姓而已

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‎妳第一胎不是還在吃母乳嗎

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‎說到餵母乳，妳們都餵到甚麼時候？

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‎我現在是全職的配方奶市長

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‎-那真好
‎-我也別無選擇

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‎我目前還餵我兩個孩子吃母乳的

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‎-妳兒子不是四歲了嗎？
‎-四歲半

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‎-哇
‎-我剛放棄餵母乳

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‎天啦，我都進了母豬天堂了

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‎法蘭琪，妳準備好迎接停止哺乳後

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‎荷爾蒙的轉變了嗎？

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‎大多數人都是在產後憂鬱的時候

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‎好，我都已經有產後憂鬱了
‎像水痘一樣，不可能患兩次吧

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‎-法蘭琪，確有可能患第二次的
‎-真的？

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‎幸好妳有心理醫生

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‎以及我這個哺乳顧問為妳服務

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‎事實上，如果妳們
‎對胸部有甚麼疑問…

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‎問題一定要和哺乳有關的嗎？

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‎不一定，妳是有胸部方面的疑問嗎？

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‎-是的，珍妮，妳的乳頭怎麼樣？
‎-沒受感染

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‎只是很複雜吧

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‎難搞的乳頭，我也能收錢搞定

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎凱特！有人敲門嗎？甚麼鬼？

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‎-這是甚麼？
‎-先生，早上好！

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‎妳在做甚麼？

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‎驚喜吧！我請人來做情侶按摩了

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‎現在幾點？

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‎我要去洗個澡，這太…

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‎等等，我們就快快完事了

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‎一日之計在於晨嘛

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‎好吧

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‎兩位，他是內森

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‎蠻帥的，是吧？

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‎謝謝

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‎他手藝很好的，是吧？

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‎他幫我按過很多次

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‎不好意思，那有點太用力了

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‎-你放鬆嗎？
‎-放鬆？

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‎我被劫持在牌桌上

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‎對了，我想跟你講件事情

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‎你知道我最喜歡按摩的地方
‎就是寧靜吧

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‎當然知道

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‎不過這是和蒙特婁的職位有關的

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‎凱特，我知道妳很想去

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‎不過我們都談好說現在不是好時機

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‎沒有商量過的事，很難說是談好吧

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‎別太用力，我背上有硬塊

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‎天啊，為甚麼這張桌子那麼滑

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‎只是精油在發揮作用吧

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‎為甚麼我們要現在商量？

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‎對不起，只有你能決定
‎甚麼時候商量事情嗎？

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‎好，妳想商量？

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‎好啊，妳不應該去

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‎如果妳丈夫在千里之外
‎我們要怎麼多生一個孩子？

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‎我們不再生了，好嗎？

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‎內森，對不起
‎不過要我再生一次孩子…

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‎我們都說過了，獨子會被排斥的！

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‎獨子也好好的

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‎他父母也是健全整潔

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‎事業有成，還會去早午餐的人

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‎我不想吃早午餐

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‎-我想再生一個！
‎-是嗎？

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‎如果你那麼想再生一個孩子

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‎你他媽的有了，知道為甚麼嗎？

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‎因為我不止已經申請那個職缺…

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‎我得到那工作了

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‎等等，你要去哪裡？

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‎內森，你身上都還是精油

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‎有趣小故事

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‎妳記得我早前的投資嗎？

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‎好消息，有很大回報

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‎大回報

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‎壞消息是我以為自己馬上

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‎就能用那筆錢…

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‎但原來還要多幾個月…

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‎所以…

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‎那我們就工作，我們還有剩錢

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‎是的

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‎理論上是有的

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‎我在等客戶的巨額支票

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‎妳現在又有做兼職

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‎所以我們的流動支金
‎可能要暫緩一段時間

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‎萊諾，你是專門做應急計劃的

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‎你怎麼會沒應急計劃
‎以備不時之需？

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‎我有的！

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‎就是妳這段時間

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‎多接幾個病人，直到…

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‎你這些屁話是說認真的嗎？

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‎我蠻認真的！

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‎好吧

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‎妳既然在考慮了

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‎我就讓妳平靜地吃貝果了

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‎聊得不錯

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‎-喂？
‎-法蘭琪！妳在哪裡？

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‎嗨，溫蒂，我…

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‎去了做一些差事而已

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‎別忙了妳今天要來簽
‎上禮拜二的文件

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‎是的，我記得
‎那是我的首要事項，我會來的

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‎明早就來

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‎還有攝影師今天下午五點

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‎會到妳家，拍妳的新大頭照

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‎記得要穿紅色衣服

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‎勝者穿紅！

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‎是的！紅色襯衫！我有的

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‎沒錯了，那明天見吧！

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‎好

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‎（恭喜，期待與妳一同工作
‎V.斯托曼哲）

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‎天啦，凱特，妳肯定興奮不已了！

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‎嗯，是蠻不錯的

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‎公司總裁還送妳一個禮物籃

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‎還能由我能簽收
‎我們今天都是大贏家！

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‎沒甚麼比一堆可口的果醬和餐後甜酒

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‎-更能表示尊重了
‎-那妳有和她一起工作過嗎？

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‎沒有，不過我從初來乍到開始
‎就已經想和她工作了

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‎以職場女性來說
‎斯托曼哲真是佼佼者

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‎這個女人，創辦了自己的公司

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‎同時間養育了三名小孩

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‎還能是個柔道黑帶

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‎-柔道是用棒子的那個嗎？
‎-不是

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‎喂喂，那是甚麼？

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‎那只是…

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‎妳拿到蒙特婁的工作

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‎是的

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‎凱特，妳知道嗎？

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‎我一點都不感驚喜

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‎雖然我是有所期待
‎不過我早就想到那份工作會歸妳

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‎而妳絕對值得擁有的

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‎莫奧，謝了，這翻話對我很重要

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‎由經驗老到的老女人來接下這份工作

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‎-也很合理吧
‎-嗯，我想是蠻合理的吧

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‎我是說，這差不多

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‎是妳的最後升職機會了吧

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‎如果他們沒把工作給妳

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‎那肯定會像是“喂喂，歧視女性吧！”

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‎-謝謝妳過來了，莫奧
‎-好吧

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‎蘿絲，妳在做甚麼？

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‎聞妳的果醬

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‎還有記得要做骨盆運動

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‎對於失禁很有幫助的

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‎對親熱也有幫助

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‎珍妮！多麼的驚喜啊！

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-我…

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‎我需要妳幫助

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‎我以為妳是找我聊天了

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‎不是，但…

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‎妳幫我的同時也能聊天

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‎對，是的！

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‎現在坐下給我看妳的奶子吧

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‎妳有覺得自己一直在重蹈覆轍嗎？

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‎“重蹈覆轍”是啥意思？

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‎我認識的男生
‎通通有承諾恐懼症、自戀、信用差

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‎又不是我的錯

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‎對吧？

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‎然後他就把租金提高
‎害我現在要搬家了

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‎那肯定蠻難過的

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‎他是猶太人，所以妳都懂了吧

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‎我想生孩子，他卻說不想

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‎不過我覺得他只是怕了

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‎所以我自己把子宮環拿掉
‎還沒有告訴他

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‎-妳去把子宮環移除了？
‎-不，我自己拿掉的

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‎超級痛的

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‎我覺得妳不應該自己動手的

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‎-那又不是衛生棉
‎-不

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‎-我找到一條線，然後就直接拔
‎-我不確定

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‎自己該不該建議妳生孩子了

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‎剛開始是蠻開心的
‎不過孩子也讓我的生活綁手綁腳

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‎從受精那刻開始
‎他們就是不會心存感激

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‎討厭的小屁孩

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‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-嗯，當然沒事

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‎-我沒事
‎-只是妳剛才

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‎說了一些非常不當的話

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‎妳自己像拔紅蘿蔔那樣

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‎自己拿掉子宮環，好意思說我

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‎聽好，孩子不是寵物

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‎妳不能外出時，放一碗水

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‎就讓他們獨留在家

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‎妳還想沒經伴侶同意就生孩子？

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‎妳是瘋了嗎？

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‎怎麼這房子好像在轉一樣？

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‎安妮！

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-她暈倒了

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‎法蘭，我倒地時壓到肚子了

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‎好了，我扶妳上車吧

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‎-感覺我應該一起去的！
‎-不用，妳待著！

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‎好，慢慢來！

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‎我殺了這個孩子
‎我殺了它，肯定是了

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‎我肯定孩子沒事的，就算有事
‎也不是妳的錯

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‎妳知道我一直把這個孩子
‎稱為“病毒”嗎？

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‎它確實像病毒一樣讓妳嘔吐

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‎不，都是我的錯
‎我希望這個孩子生不出來的

197
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‎我用念力殺了它之類的

198
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,693
‎我就像女巫之類的…

199
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:30,778
‎抱歉，我不是…

200
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,699
‎妳好像很怪責自己

201
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,786
‎還有，巫術不是這麼簡單的

202
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,746
‎妳得唸咒語才行的

203
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,543
‎有被罵的心理準備就進來吧！

204
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,004
‎李察，現在找你不太方便嗎？

205
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,631
‎凱特！不是，進來吧！

206
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,799
‎我只是犯傻而已

207
00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,386
‎妳知道大家怎麼叫我的“傻傻李察”

208
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,179
‎-這我可不知道
‎-坐吧

209
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,016
‎怎麼了

210
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,269
‎我想討論一下蒙特婁那職位的通勤

211
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,104
‎嗯，好的

212
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:07,857
‎妳能一週內離開嗎？

213
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,567
‎真的？

214
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,237
‎行

215
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,573
‎我只需要交代好一些瑣碎的事‎情‎…

216
00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,491
‎像是我的家庭幸福

217
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,787
‎-內森聽到這消息後怎麼樣？
‎-是的…

218
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:22,705
‎坦白說…

219
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,207
‎他非常支持我

220
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,877
‎給我一個大大的擁抱

221
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,087
‎叫我去努力工作！

222
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,089
‎妳很辛苦才走到這一步的

223
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,091
‎我為妳感到自豪

224
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,385
‎妳就如我親兒子一樣

225
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,638
‎謝了，李察
‎你就如我親父…

226
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,724
‎妳就如我另一個父親一樣

227
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,686
‎維多利亞斯托曼哲
‎給我送了一個很精美的禮物籃

228
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,438
‎-真的嗎？
‎-是的

229
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,982
‎讓我想到，你有和維多利亞
‎相處的小技巧嗎？

230
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,027
‎她喜歡強而有力的握手

231
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,489
‎不過她是加拿大人
‎她不是應該會行貼面禮嗎

232
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,115
‎是的，兩種都有

233
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,326
‎她想感受自信滿滿的握手

234
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,328
‎和加拿大式的濕吻

235
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,998
‎懂了，強而有力的握手和親親

236
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,251
‎-她的孩子叫甚麼來著？
‎-她好像沒有提過

237
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,587
‎職場女性從不提家事，我喜歡

238
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,256
‎妳肯定會很棒的

239
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,426
‎來吧，給妳一個著名的擁抱吧

240
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,059
‎這不算性騷擾吧

241
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,228
‎-不，李察，沒事
‎-好吧

242
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,273
‎那問題是甚麼？

243
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,192
‎-那個…
‎-乳頭塞住了嗎？

244
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,152
‎-不是…
‎-乳頭龜裂？流血？

245
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,278
‎妳乳頭血流成河嗎？

246
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,699
‎是的，我算是穿了個乳環

247
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,618
‎可能那時受感染了

248
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,829
‎我最愛乳環了

249
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:46,956
‎真有趣

250
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,458
‎這應該有助舒緩痛楚

251
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,296
‎好，那妳想做甚麼？

252
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,799
‎妳想拿出來嗎？

253
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,218
‎妳覺得我可以留著嗎？

254
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:03,556
‎還是做得太過火了？
‎我只是覺得穿了乳環

255
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,057
‎感覺像重生一樣

256
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,767
‎會很蠢嗎？

257
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,602
‎小妞，我懂妳

258
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,605
‎有次我在大學裡

259
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,774
‎我把頭髮染成棕色了

260
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,401
‎超瘋狂的！

261
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,574
‎有時候妳得做一些傻事
‎才能記住自己是誰

262
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,331
‎我可以停餵母乳嗎？

263
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,042
‎還是這樣的母親很差勁？

264
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,420
‎配方奶的存在是有原因的

265
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,797
‎如果妳不想再餵，就別餵吧

266
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,592
‎妳可以的

267
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,012
‎好了…

268
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,973
‎我這邊都準備好了

269
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,558
‎我該站哪裡？

270
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,518
‎就站那邊吧

271
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,694
‎妳想花些時間…

272
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,654
‎-弄頭髮嗎？
‎-是的

273
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,324
‎你想馴服這隻野獸，是吧？

274
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:04,950
‎是的

275
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,204
‎有好一點嗎？

276
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,042
‎可以直接拍照嗎？拜託了

277
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:17,129
‎好的，妳可以移過右邊一點嗎？

278
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,547
‎好

279
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,678
‎給一些笑容吧？

280
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,181
‎大家想找歡樂的人買房子吧？

281
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,185
‎是嗎？好了

282
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,396
‎就這樣

283
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,365
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-嗯，我沒事，繼續吧

284
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,034
‎我是可以繼續，但我不肯定

285
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,161
‎其他人會不會想

286
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,705
‎長椅有這樣的廣告盯著他們

287
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,625
‎或者這就是他們想要的？

288
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,212
‎不是吧？

289
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,259
‎-孩子沒事！
‎-甚麼？

290
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,595
‎妳暈倒大概是因為血壓過低吧

291
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,639
‎-也是蠻正常的
‎-我不懂

292
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,598
‎我壓在他身上了

293
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:14,103
‎那他或她都沒事
‎因為這個孩子…像士兵一樣堅強

294
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,147
‎妳想聽心跳聲嗎？

295
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,942
‎不用！我…不用了，謝謝

296
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,446
‎等我一下

297
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,824
‎我很快回來

298
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,120
‎這是好事吧？

299
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,413
‎甚麼？

300
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,164
‎是的是的

301
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,668
‎-當然是了
‎-妳好像不太高興

302
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,839
‎可能我一直在想，如果孩子真的死了

303
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,841
‎也許是一件好事

304
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,594
‎人們常說，孩子是恩典

305
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,346
‎但或許沒孩子也是一種恩典？

306
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,264
‎肯定了

307
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,224
‎我沒有孩子，而我覺得恩典滿載

308
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,936
‎-媽的，我們沒錢多養一個
‎-你們要破產了？

309
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,355
‎好了，安妮

310
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,108
‎看來妳是有絨毛膜下出血

311
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,776
‎那是三小？

312
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,695
‎基本上，就是妳的膀胱和胎盤之間

313
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,405
‎有大量的血塊

314
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,366
‎可能沒事的，也可能會引致流產

315
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,952
‎所以如果妳流血了
‎那妳就需要卧床休養了

316
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,747
‎-我不卧床休養的
‎-妳還在工作嗎？

317
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,664
‎是的

318
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,959
‎我個人認為，懷孕的女性不該工作的

319
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,295
‎很抱歉生活讓妳要面對這種情況

320
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,255
‎是的

321
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,176
‎-這邊好了嗎？能走了沒？
‎-可以

322
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,802
‎好

323
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,601
‎我有了！

324
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,686
‎有甚麼？

325
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,230
‎電影的名字！

326
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,358
‎《父親劫》！

327
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,443
‎懂嗎？

328
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,528
‎-懂甚麼？
‎-唸起來就像父親節

329
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,031
‎但並非只有一天，而且還要受盡劫難

330
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,700
‎-噢，你那部爸爸電影
‎-是的！

331
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,579
‎-集資如何？
‎-那不太重要

332
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,957
‎妳想聽其中一幕嗎？

333
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,877
‎那一幕有描述到
‎你把孩子推出陰道的情形嗎？

334
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,921
‎等等，妳在沖配方奶？

335
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,965
‎是的，我不餵母乳了

336
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,550
‎都不跟我商量嗎？

337
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,845
‎餵母乳很痛，我不想再餵了

338
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,472
‎商量完畢

339
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,558
‎等等，閉上眼睛

340
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,560
‎我知道終有一天會這樣的

341
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,314
‎作為一個家庭主夫

342
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:26,485
‎我有想到自己會怎麼處理
‎像是那種轉變過程之類

343
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,700
‎那是甚麼？

344
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,660
‎這樣我就能和柔伊

345
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,621
‎比起其他父親
‎更前所未有地聯繫感情

346
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,708
‎除了買了這個套裝的傢伙吧，不過…

347
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,002
‎寶貝…

348
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,756
‎那護士超奇怪的

349
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,260
‎天啊，老婆，對不起

350
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,012
‎我剛剛在開會

351
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,014
‎沒留意到自己手機沒訊號
‎妳還好嗎？

352
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,558
‎沒事，放鬆點，一切都很好

353
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,351
‎好，坐吧

354
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,771
‎那…到底怎麼了？

355
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,357
‎萊諾，我會告訴你到底是甚麼事

356
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,775
‎不過我要你保證

357
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,361
‎保證你會相信我

358
00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:10,529
‎能夠自理好身體健康

359
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:14,282
‎好，我應該能保證吧

360
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:19,163
‎我低血壓而暈倒了
‎還有絨毛膜下出血

361
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,373
‎天啊！胎盤與膀胱分離了？

362
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,584
‎萊諾！我叫了你別看那麼懷孕指南網

363
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,795
‎我沒事，孩子也沒事

364
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,547
‎但如果她開始流血…

365
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,424
‎如果開始流血要怎樣？

366
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,719
‎-天啊，如果妳開始流血要怎樣？
‎-他說我需要卧床休養

367
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,471
‎不過我根本沒流血，是吧？

368
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,183
‎所以我們就把今天的事忘掉吧

369
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,774
‎好，不過妳答應我
‎累了就要休息

370
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,150
‎餓了就會吃

371
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,069
‎要抱抱就說

372
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,905
‎而妳，我不在時，就由妳抱她

373
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,702
‎我們會找其他人的

374
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,013
‎我兒子在和其他小朋友玩嗎？

375
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,766
‎我已經入侵了菲律賓褓姆的圈子了

376
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,767
‎不用謝

377
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,522
‎另一件事，內森在做中式麵？

378
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,148
‎我們應該要擔心嗎？

379
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,610
‎嗯，我們今天早上吵到面紅耳赤

380
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,531
‎是在吵妳吃東西時張開口的習慣嗎？

381
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,866
‎莎拉，不是因為我不能自控

382
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,993
‎是因為升職的事

383
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,287
‎我要搬去蒙特婁那邊三個月

384
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,207
‎那妳事業有成…為甚麼會讓他生氣？

385
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,835
‎因為我這樣很自私

386
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,337
‎才不是！妳這樣是很棒

387
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,006
‎很遺憾內森因此而生氣
‎但如果妳不去

388
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,258
‎就是我要生氣了

389
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,927
‎而我在青春期後不是那麼好惹的

390
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,345
‎別這麼做

391
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,180
‎三個月沒多長

392
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,767
‎妳願意留在這裡
‎直到我回來嗎？

393
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,894
‎不好意思，我不留著還能去哪？

394
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,230
‎妳又要把我開除嗎？

395
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,400
‎妳真是救了我一命

396
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,610
‎反正薪金也不重要吧？

397
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,988
‎我是做卡通配音的

398
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,115
‎我有錢的，富到流油

399
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,616
‎-好吧
‎-我幫妳看小孩

400
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,245
‎是因為我是妳姊，而且我愛妳

401
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,163
‎不用勉強

402
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,082
‎-謝了
‎-不客氣，凱特

403
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:29,793
‎我得走了！

404
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,838
‎-祝妳好運了
‎-是的！

405
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,257
‎-再見了
‎-再見！

406
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:46,435
‎你在做中式麵，那代表你在自我安撫

407
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,353
‎那代表你大概還在生氣吧

408
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,397
‎哇，妳升職為偵探了

409
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,360
‎嗯，也許我們等一下再談？

410
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,030
‎我還以為在陌生人面前吵架
‎是新情趣呢

411
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,032
‎如果妳搬去蒙特婁…

412
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,783
‎只是去三個月

413
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,245
‎只是三個月，讓我當單親爸爸

414
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,539
‎妳兒子就成為沒有媽媽的孩子

415
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,291
‎他還是有媽媽的，好嗎？

416
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,419
‎她只是這段時間要轉為視訊通話

417
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,046
‎這工作有甚麼好？

418
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,632
‎好的地方在於我辛勞工作都是為了它

419
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,050
‎我很想要這份工作

420
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,969
‎-這理由不夠嗎？
‎-妳對我撒謊

421
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,973
‎妳沒考慮到我和妳兒子
‎就作出人生中的重大決定

422
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,434
‎我唯一考慮的就是你們

423
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,563
‎好了，對不起，不過這簡直是狗屁

424
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,564
‎我可以要杯水嗎？

425
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,735
‎可以

426
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,038
‎我們經濟上沒問題的

427
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,165
‎我的工作就夠養家了

428
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,793
‎抱歉，這段對話是否

429
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,628
‎-變為要我辭職嗎？
‎-不是！

430
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,380
‎我是說暫時不會吧

431
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,715
‎內森，我快要薪水翻倍

432
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,761
‎全因為我，我們也許能夠
‎擺脫債務問題

433
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,971
‎那去我的

434
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,098
‎凱特，妳大概完全不需要我吧

435
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,018
‎-我要先離開嗎？
‎-要

436
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,186
‎等妳這句很久了

437
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,324
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