1 00:00:06,046 --> 00:00:07,921 - What the hell is a baby sprinkle? 2 00:00:07,921 --> 00:00:10,505 Is that contagious? - Oh, it's like a baby shower, 3 00:00:10,505 --> 00:00:12,880 but because it's for my second child it's smaller, 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,671 so they call it a sprinkle. Do you get it? 5 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:18,005 - Yeah. You're having a second shower 6 00:00:18,005 --> 00:00:19,463 and calling it something different. 7 00:00:19,463 --> 00:00:21,713 - Aren't you still breastfeeding your first kid? 8 00:00:21,713 --> 00:00:24,463 - Speaking of breastfeeding... when did most of you stop? 9 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,963 - I am now a full time resident of formula city. 10 00:00:26,963 --> 00:00:29,296 - Nice. Good for you. - Not so much by choice. 11 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:32,088 - Well, I still breastfeed both of my children. 12 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:34,505 - Isn't your son 4? - And a half. 13 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:36,588 - Wow. - I just quit. 14 00:00:36,588 --> 00:00:38,505 Oh, God, I'm in hog heaven. 15 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,380 - Now Frankie, are you prepared for the hormonal shift 16 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,255 that can occur when you quit breastfeeding? 17 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,255 For many it's when postpartum sets in. 18 00:00:45,255 --> 00:00:47,213 - Okay. Well, I already had postpartum. Can't get it twice. 19 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,296 It's like chicken pox. 20 00:00:48,296 --> 00:00:49,713 - That is for sure not true, Frank. 21 00:00:49,713 --> 00:00:50,963 - Really? 22 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,755 - Well, the good news is you have a therapist, 23 00:00:52,755 --> 00:00:55,171 and a lactation consultant at your service. 24 00:00:55,171 --> 00:00:58,130 In fact, if any of you have any questions on the boob front. 25 00:01:00,088 --> 00:01:03,671 - Does it have to be strictly lactation related? 26 00:01:03,671 --> 00:01:06,213 - Oh no. Do you have a general breast query? 27 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:07,755 - Oh yeah, Jenny, how is that nipple? 28 00:01:07,755 --> 00:01:11,296 - No infected. It's just complicated. 29 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:16,505 - Tricky nipples pay my bills. 30 00:01:17,505 --> 00:01:18,921 ♪♪♪ 31 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:27,713 - Kate! 32 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:31,255 Is some one at the door? What the... hell? 33 00:01:31,255 --> 00:01:33,005 - (Kate laughs) - What's all this? 34 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:36,046 - Good morning, mister! - What are you doing? 35 00:01:36,046 --> 00:01:39,130 - Surprise! I got us a couples massage. 36 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,546 - What time is it? 37 00:01:41,546 --> 00:01:43,921 I have to take a shower. This is... 38 00:01:43,921 --> 00:01:46,338 - No, wait hold on. Let's just do like a shorty. 39 00:01:46,338 --> 00:01:48,713 It'll be a really nice way to start the day. 40 00:01:48,713 --> 00:01:51,546 - (Reluctant) Okay. 41 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,255 - You guys this is Nathan. 42 00:01:53,255 --> 00:01:54,921 He's cute, right? 43 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:05,171 - Thank you. 44 00:02:05,171 --> 00:02:07,463 - He's got good hands. Doesn't he? Gene? 45 00:02:07,463 --> 00:02:09,671 He's rubbed me down so many times. 46 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,380 - Actually sorry, that just a little too much pressure. 47 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:14,963 - (sighs) Are you relaxed? 48 00:02:14,963 --> 00:02:18,255 - Relaxed? I'm being held hostage on a card table. 49 00:02:18,255 --> 00:02:21,213 - So, listen, I was hoping we could talk about something. 50 00:02:21,213 --> 00:02:24,130 You know, my favorite part of a massage is usually the silence. 51 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:26,255 - (Laughs) No totally. 52 00:02:26,255 --> 00:02:28,296 The thing it's about the Montreal job. 53 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:30,755 - Kate, come on, I know you'd love to compete it out 54 00:02:30,755 --> 00:02:33,380 on this one, but we agreed that now is not the time. 55 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:35,421 - Well, it's just hard to like agree on something 56 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,130 if we haven't really discussed it. 57 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:40,546 - Ow! I said, not so hard. I've got knots. 58 00:02:40,546 --> 00:02:44,255 (Frustrated) God! Why is this table so damn slippery? 59 00:02:44,255 --> 00:02:46,755 - Oh, it's just the essential oils doing their thing. 60 00:02:46,755 --> 00:02:49,921 - (Sighs) Why do we have to have this discussion now? 61 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,921 - I'm sorry, are you the only person who gets to decide 62 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,546 when we discuss things? 63 00:02:53,546 --> 00:02:57,546 - All right, you wanna talk? Fine. You shouldn't go. 64 00:02:57,546 --> 00:02:59,088 How are we supposed to have another kid 65 00:02:59,088 --> 00:03:00,630 when you're hundreds of miles away? 66 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:03,296 - We're not, okay? I'm sorry, Nathan, 67 00:03:03,296 --> 00:03:05,130 but the idea of going through all of that again. 68 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,921 - We've covered this? Only children are like aliens! 69 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,796 - Only children are fine. 70 00:03:09,796 --> 00:03:12,463 And their parents are sane, clean-haired people 71 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:14,463 with careers and brunch plans. 72 00:03:14,463 --> 00:03:16,630 - I don't want brunch plans. I want another kid! 73 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,213 - Yeah? Well, if you want another baby so damn bad 74 00:03:19,213 --> 00:03:21,255 you fucking have it. 'Cause guess what? 75 00:03:21,255 --> 00:03:23,630 Not only did I already submit my name for the job... 76 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,463 I got it. 77 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:31,130 - Wow! 78 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,296 - Wait. Hold on. Where are you going? 79 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:38,338 Nathan you're covered in Ylang-Ylang. 80 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:42,755 - So, funny story: 81 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,755 you remember that investment I made a little while ago? 82 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:48,255 Good news: big return. 83 00:03:48,255 --> 00:03:50,046 Big return. 84 00:03:50,046 --> 00:03:52,296 The bad news is: I thought I'd be able to access 85 00:03:52,296 --> 00:03:56,796 the money by now so it's gonna be a few more months... 86 00:03:58,130 --> 00:03:59,505 so... 87 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:02,046 - So? We work; we have money. 88 00:04:02,046 --> 00:04:03,880 - Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. 89 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,171 I mean, in theory we do. 90 00:04:07,338 --> 00:04:09,213 I'm waiting on a big check from a client 91 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:11,255 and you're kinda part-timing it, so our cash flow 92 00:04:11,255 --> 00:04:13,505 it's kinda taking a bit of a pregnant pause. 93 00:04:13,505 --> 00:04:15,130 - Lionel, you're a contingency planner. 94 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,005 How do you not have a contingency plan for this? 95 00:04:17,005 --> 00:04:18,380 - I have one! 96 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,838 It's that you take on a few more patients. 97 00:04:20,838 --> 00:04:22,380 Just for a little while To see us through-- 98 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,213 - Are you serious with this shit right now? 99 00:04:24,213 --> 00:04:26,296 - I kind of am. Yeah! 100 00:04:29,421 --> 00:04:31,713 All right. 101 00:04:31,713 --> 00:04:33,921 I can see you're thinking about this. 102 00:04:33,921 --> 00:04:37,171 I will let you enjoy that bagel in peace. 103 00:04:37,171 --> 00:04:39,588 Good talk. Good talk. 104 00:04:44,838 --> 00:04:47,046 (Phone buzzes) 105 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,380 Hello? 106 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,671 Wendy: Frank! Where are ya? 107 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,880 - Oh, hey Wendy. I'm ah... 108 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,630 ah... 109 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,880 I'm just running some errands. 110 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,630 - Well, don't forget you have to come in 111 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,838 and sign those papers from Tuesday. 112 00:05:03,838 --> 00:05:06,255 - Yes, right. It's on, it's on the top of my list. 113 00:05:06,255 --> 00:05:07,963 I'll be there first thing tomorrow. 114 00:05:07,963 --> 00:05:09,713 - And the photographer is coming to your place 115 00:05:09,713 --> 00:05:12,463 at five o'clock today to take your new headshot, 116 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:14,296 remember to wear red. 117 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:16,213 Winners wear red! 118 00:05:16,213 --> 00:05:20,005 - Yep! Red shirt! I have one. 119 00:05:20,005 --> 00:05:23,088 - That's my girl. I will see you tomorrow! 120 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:24,463 - Cool. 121 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:27,380 (Approaching footsteps) 122 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,255 - (Groans) 123 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:45,171 - Oh my God, Kate, you must be so excited! 124 00:05:45,171 --> 00:05:46,755 - Yeah. It's pretty awesome. 125 00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:49,296 - And the CEO of Gaze sent you a gift basket. 126 00:05:49,296 --> 00:05:52,338 And I got to sign for it. We're both winners today! 127 00:05:52,338 --> 00:05:55,046 - Yeah. Nothing says respect like a dozen savory jams 128 00:05:55,046 --> 00:05:56,671 and a dessert wine. 129 00:05:56,671 --> 00:05:58,380 - So have you worked with her before? 130 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:01,338 - No. But I've wanted to since I've started here. 131 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:03,546 I mean, as far as "working women" go, 132 00:06:03,546 --> 00:06:06,005 Stromanger is the man. 133 00:06:06,005 --> 00:06:08,213 This is a woman who founded her own company 134 00:06:08,213 --> 00:06:12,171 all while raising three kids and being a black-belt in Judo. 135 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:13,838 - Wow. 136 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:16,838 Is Judo the one with the sticks? 137 00:06:16,838 --> 00:06:19,213 - No. - Hey, hey, what's this? 138 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,380 - Oh, that's just um-- 139 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:25,171 - You got Montreal. - I did. 140 00:06:25,171 --> 00:06:28,005 - (Sighs) You know what, Kate? 141 00:06:28,005 --> 00:06:30,213 I am not at all surprised. 142 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:31,463 As high as my hopes might have been, 143 00:06:31,463 --> 00:06:33,213 I pretty much knew you'd get it; 144 00:06:33,213 --> 00:06:35,963 and you deserve it. 145 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,421 - Thanks, Mo. That means a lot to me. 146 00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:40,630 - It makes sense that the more seasoned, 147 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:42,880 older person get the job. 148 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,671 - Yeah. I guess that does make sense. 149 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,046 - And I mean, this is like, 150 00:06:47,046 --> 00:06:48,755 it's last chance if you think about it. 151 00:06:48,755 --> 00:06:50,588 If they hadn't offered you this, 152 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:52,505 it would have been like, "hello glass ceiling!" 153 00:06:52,505 --> 00:06:54,630 - Thanks for stopping by, Mo. - Okay. 154 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,880 - Rosie, what are you doing? 155 00:06:58,296 --> 00:07:00,505 - Smelling your jams. 156 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:02,338 - And remember to do your kegels. 157 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,463 They really help with the incontinence. 158 00:07:04,463 --> 00:07:06,880 Oh... and with sex. 159 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,838 Jenny! What a fabulous surprise! 160 00:07:11,838 --> 00:07:14,296 - (Jenny winces) - Oh! What happened? 161 00:07:14,296 --> 00:07:15,463 - I... 162 00:07:16,588 --> 00:07:19,005 I need your help. 163 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:23,755 - Oh. I thought this might be a social call. 164 00:07:23,755 --> 00:07:27,588 - No. But... we can be social while you help me...? 165 00:07:27,588 --> 00:07:29,338 - Yes, we can! 166 00:07:29,338 --> 00:07:31,671 Now sit down and show me your tits. 167 00:07:31,671 --> 00:07:36,296 ♪♪♪ 168 00:07:36,296 --> 00:07:38,505 - Do you feel like you might be repeating a pattern? 169 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:40,921 - What'd'you mean, "a pattern"? 170 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:42,755 Like, it's not my fault that all the guys I meet 171 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:45,255 are commitment phobic narcissists with bad credit, 172 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:47,213 is it? 173 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:51,338 - ...and he raised the rent, so now... now I have to move. 174 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,213 - That must be quite upsetting. 175 00:07:53,213 --> 00:07:56,171 - Well, he's Jewish, so, you know. 176 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,713 - So, I wanna have kids, and he says he doesn't, 177 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,130 but I think he's just scared, 178 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:04,880 so I took out my IUD and I haven't told him. 179 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,088 - You had your IUD removed? - No. I took it out. 180 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,588 It was so painful. 181 00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:12,505 - I really don't think that you are supposed to do that. 182 00:08:12,505 --> 00:08:13,838 I mean, it's not a tampon. 183 00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:15,505 - No, I found the string and just-- 184 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:17,338 - You know what? I'm not sure that I really even 185 00:08:17,338 --> 00:08:19,338 recommend having kids. I mean, it has its moments, 186 00:08:19,338 --> 00:08:21,463 but they put a serious cramp in my day. 187 00:08:21,463 --> 00:08:23,546 From conception on, they're like these little jerks 188 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,213 that never really appreciate anything at all. 189 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:28,963 - Um... are you okay? - (Burps) Yeah. 190 00:08:28,963 --> 00:08:31,380 Of course I am. I'm fine. - It's just that you said 191 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,213 some really inappropriate stuff just now. 192 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,046 - Says the girl who pulled an IUD out of her body 193 00:08:35,046 --> 00:08:38,255 like she was picking carrots. Look, these things aren't pets. 194 00:08:38,255 --> 00:08:39,963 Okay, you can't leave them at home 195 00:08:39,963 --> 00:08:42,421 with a bowl of water while you go out. 196 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:45,130 And you want to do this without even consulting your partner? 197 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,880 What?! Are you crazy? 198 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,838 Why is this room spinning? 199 00:08:48,838 --> 00:08:51,088 (Fainting moan, falling thud) 200 00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:57,838 - Anne! What happened! 201 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,588 - She fainted. 202 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:02,171 - Fran, I fell on my stomach. 203 00:09:02,171 --> 00:09:04,380 - Okay. Okay. Let's get you in the car. 204 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:08,213 - I feel like I should come! - No, stay! 205 00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:10,130 Okay. Easy! 206 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,880 - I killed this baby. I killed it, I know I did. 207 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,088 - I'm sure the baby's fine and if it's not, 208 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,338 it is NOT your fault. 209 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,088 - Did you know I've been referring to this baby 210 00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:19,505 as a "virus"? 211 00:09:19,505 --> 00:09:21,546 - Well, it has been making you throw up, like a virus. 212 00:09:21,546 --> 00:09:24,421 - No. I did this. Okay? I wished this away. 213 00:09:24,421 --> 00:09:26,755 I like killed it with my mind or something, 214 00:09:26,755 --> 00:09:29,588 like I was some kind of weird witch... I... 215 00:09:29,588 --> 00:09:31,421 Sorry. I didn't... 216 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:34,838 - It sounds like you're being really hard on yourself. 217 00:09:37,046 --> 00:09:39,338 Also, that's not how witchcraft works. 218 00:09:39,338 --> 00:09:41,588 You'd have had to used a spell. 219 00:09:42,588 --> 00:09:43,755 (Knocks) 220 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:45,546 - Enter at your own risk! 221 00:09:45,546 --> 00:09:47,796 - Oh, Richard, is this a bad time? 222 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,338 - Ah, Kate! No. Come on in! 223 00:09:50,338 --> 00:09:53,046 I'm just being silly. 224 00:09:53,046 --> 00:09:55,255 You know what they call me, "Silly Richard." 225 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:56,921 - I did not know that. - Sit down. 226 00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:59,296 - Oh. - What's up? 227 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:02,630 - Well, I was hoping to discuss Montreal-job-logistics. 228 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:07,296 - Right. Okay. Uh... can you leave in a week? 229 00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:09,838 - Oh wow. Really? 230 00:10:09,838 --> 00:10:12,838 Uh... yeah. Yeah. 231 00:10:12,838 --> 00:10:15,755 I just have to tie up some loose ends, like... 232 00:10:15,755 --> 00:10:18,671 like my family's wellbeing. (Awkward chuckle) 233 00:10:18,671 --> 00:10:20,880 - Did Nathan take the news all right? 234 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,796 - Oh, yea-- honestly... 235 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,421 he was very supportive. 236 00:10:25,421 --> 00:10:29,213 Gave me a big old hug and was like go get 'em! 237 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,338 - You've worked really hard for this. 238 00:10:32,338 --> 00:10:34,171 I'm so proud of you. 239 00:10:34,171 --> 00:10:36,338 You're like the son I never had. 240 00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:38,880 - Oh, thanks, Richard. You're like the dad I nev- 241 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,838 like another dad that I... have. 242 00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:45,171 Oh, Victoria Stromanger sent me a beautiful gift basket. 243 00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:47,213 - Really? - Yeah. 244 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,088 - Which reminds me, do you have any tips on Victoria? 245 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,880 - Well, s-she likes a firm handshake. 246 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,505 - But she's from Montreal. 247 00:10:54,505 --> 00:10:56,755 Doesn't she do the whole "kiss-kiss" thing? 248 00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,171 - Oh, yeah, yeah, both. 249 00:10:58,171 --> 00:11:00,088 She wants to feel the confidence in the hand 250 00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:02,505 and the French Canadianism in the mouth. 251 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:05,963 - Got it. So, firm hand and mouth. 252 00:11:05,963 --> 00:11:07,380 What are her kids names again? 253 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:09,171 - I don't think she's ever mentioned them. 254 00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:12,046 - It's like woman in the work place 101... I like it. 255 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,838 - You're gonna be so great. You know that. 256 00:11:14,838 --> 00:11:17,838 Come on, give me one of those famous hugs. 257 00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:23,088 (Small chuckle, pats her back) 258 00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:25,130 This in not "sexual harassment" of any kind. 259 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:27,380 - No, Richard. You're fine. - Okay. Okay. 260 00:11:29,046 --> 00:11:31,088 - So, what seems to be the problem? 261 00:11:31,088 --> 00:11:33,005 - Well-- - You got a clog? 262 00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:35,005 - No, I-- - Chapped nips? Bleeding? 263 00:11:35,005 --> 00:11:36,838 You got bloody nipples? Oh! 264 00:11:36,838 --> 00:11:39,421 - Yeah, I kind of pierced my nipple 265 00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:42,463 and I guess it got infected. 266 00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,296 - I love nipple rings. 267 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,296 This is fun. 268 00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,296 This should help with the pain. 269 00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:51,755 (Spritzes, gasps with relief) 270 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,046 Okay, what'd'ya wanna do here? 271 00:11:55,046 --> 00:11:57,671 You wanna take this thing out? 272 00:11:57,671 --> 00:11:59,630 - You think I could keep it? 273 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,546 Or is it too far gone? 274 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:05,630 I just kinda feel like doing this was kinda like a rebirth. 275 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:08,380 Does it sound stupid? - Girl, I get it. 276 00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:12,296 This one time, in university, 277 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,546 I died my hair brown. 278 00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:16,546 It was nuts! 279 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,588 Sometimes you gotta do something crazy 280 00:12:19,588 --> 00:12:22,380 to remember who you are. 281 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,005 - (Gasps in pain) 282 00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:25,671 Ooh... (Winces) 283 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,546 Can I stop breastfeeding, 284 00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:32,046 or will I be a terrible mom? 285 00:12:32,046 --> 00:12:34,921 - Formula exists for a reason. 286 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,838 If you're done, you're done. 287 00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:40,088 You go, girl. 288 00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:43,421 - Okay... 289 00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:45,338 I am all set here. 290 00:12:46,421 --> 00:12:48,338 - Where should I stand? 291 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:50,713 - Right there works. 292 00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:56,046 (Shutter clicks) 293 00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:59,296 - Hey, um... did you want a second to, um... 294 00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:00,838 - My hair? - Yeah. 295 00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:03,588 - Yeah, you try taming this beast, right? 296 00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:05,213 - Yeah. 297 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:08,796 - Better? 298 00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:11,380 - Um... hah. 299 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,088 - Okay. Can we just take the photo, please? 300 00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:17,588 - Sure. Great. Could you move a couple inches to your right. 301 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:22,213 Okay. (Shutter clicks) 302 00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:24,630 Maybe a little smile? You know? 303 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:28,630 People wanna buy houses from happy people, right? 304 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:30,380 Yeah? Okay. 305 00:13:31,463 --> 00:13:32,755 (Shutter clicks) 306 00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:34,338 There you go. 307 00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:36,755 (Shutter clicks) 308 00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:42,963 Is everything okay? 309 00:13:42,963 --> 00:13:44,463 - Yeah. I'm fine. Just keep going. 310 00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:47,213 - Okay. I can. It's just that I'm too sure 311 00:13:47,213 --> 00:13:51,421 that people want this staring back at them from a bench. 312 00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:54,796 - Or is it exactly what they want? 313 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:58,296 - No? 314 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,796 - Well, the baby's fine! - What? 315 00:14:02,796 --> 00:14:04,963 - Yeah, you probably just fainted 316 00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,630 because you have low blood pressure, 317 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,421 which is pretty normal. - I don't understand. 318 00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:11,421 I fell on him... - Well, he or she... 319 00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:14,255 is a doing great because this little baby... trooper. 320 00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:17,213 - Oh. - You wanna hear the heartbeat? 321 00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:20,005 - No! I'm... that's... I'm okay. Thank you. 322 00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:25,130 - Excuse me for a moment. 323 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,255 I'll be right back. 324 00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:31,171 - This is a good thing, right? 325 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,838 - What? Yeah, yeah-yeah. 326 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,963 Of course it is. 327 00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:38,088 - You don't seem happy. 328 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:41,588 - I guess I was just thinking that if this baby were gone, 329 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:43,796 that might be a good thing. 330 00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:46,421 You know, like they say that that babies are blessings, 331 00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:49,046 but maybe the absence of a baby can be a blessing too? 332 00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:52,255 - For sure. I have no kids and I feel super blessed. 333 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:56,546 - Fuck, we can't afford this. - You guys are broke? 334 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:58,130 - Okay, Anne. 335 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,921 It appears you have a subchorionic hematoma. 336 00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,421 - What the fuck is that? 337 00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:04,421 - Basically, you have a pool of blood 338 00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:06,463 between your uterus and your placenta. 339 00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:09,046 It could be fine, but it could lead to a miscarriage; 340 00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,671 so if you start bleeding, it'll mean bed rest. 341 00:15:11,671 --> 00:15:14,713 - I don't do bed rest. - You still working? 342 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,338 - Yes. 343 00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:18,921 - Personally, I don't believe pregnant women should work. 344 00:15:18,921 --> 00:15:21,380 I'm sorry that life has left you in those circumstances. 345 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,380 - Yeah. 346 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,296 Are we done? Can I go? - Yeah. 347 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,838 - Great. 348 00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:33,046 ♪♪♪ 349 00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:37,171 - I have it! - Have what? 350 00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:41,213 - The name of the movie! 351 00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:42,630 Father Daze! 352 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:45,213 Get it? - Get what? 353 00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,921 - Well, it's like Father's Day, except there is more 354 00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:49,088 than one day... and you're kind of in a daze? 355 00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:51,755 - Oh y-your dad movie. - Yeah! 356 00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,588 - How's the Kickstarter doing? 357 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:55,755 - You know, that's not really important. 358 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,255 Do you wanna hear a scene? 359 00:15:58,255 --> 00:16:00,880 - Well, does it depict you pushing a baby 360 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,671 out of your vagina? - Wait, are you mixing formula? 361 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,838 - Yeah. I stopped breastfeeding. 362 00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:08,588 - Whoa. No discussion? Nothing. 363 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:11,421 - Look, it hurts and I don't want to do it anymore. 364 00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,713 There is the discussion. 365 00:16:14,796 --> 00:16:17,213 - Hold on. Close your eyes. 366 00:16:17,213 --> 00:16:19,421 I knew this day would come. 367 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:22,505 And, as a stay at home dad, you know, 368 00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:24,380 I kinda wondered how I'd deal with it. 369 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,838 Like, the transition or whatever. 370 00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:33,255 - What. Is. That? - This is how I'm gonna 371 00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:35,130 be able to bond with Zoe like no father 372 00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,963 has ever been able to bond with his daughter before. 373 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,505 You know, except for the other guys 374 00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:41,838 who've bought this and used this, but... 375 00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:43,588 - Honey... 376 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,713 (Door opens) - The nurse was so weird. 377 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:50,630 - Oh my God, baby. I am so sorry. 378 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,630 I was in a meeting, I didn't realize 379 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,796 I wasn't getting cell reception. Are you okay? 380 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,588 - Yeah, it's fine. Just relax. Everything is cool. 381 00:16:57,588 --> 00:17:00,588 - Okay. Good. Sit down. Sit down. 382 00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:03,005 So... what happened? 383 00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:05,005 - Lionel, I'm gonna tell you what happened, 384 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:07,963 but I need you to promise me, and I mean promise me 385 00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:10,255 that you're gonna trust me to manage my own health. 386 00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:12,463 - Okay, okay, I promise-ish. 387 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:17,380 - I have low blood pressure, which is why I fainted 388 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,463 (under her breath) and a... subchorionic hematoma. 389 00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:21,421 - Oh my God! The placenta is separating from the uterus?! 390 00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:23,588 - Lionel! I told you not to read those pregnancy websites. 391 00:17:23,588 --> 00:17:26,921 Look, I am fine. The baby's fine. We're fine. 392 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,796 - But if she starts bleeding-- - If she starts bleeding, what? 393 00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:32,171 Oh my god if you start bleeding, what? 394 00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:33,671 - He said that I would need bed rest, 395 00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:35,630 but that hasn't happened, right? 396 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,755 So I say that we just of kind pretend 397 00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:39,630 like today never happened. 398 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:46,463 - Fine. But promise me you'll rest if you're tired, 399 00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:48,088 you'll eat if you're hungry 400 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,671 and you will ask for a hug if you need one. 401 00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:53,130 And you, you're my stand-in hugger. 402 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,755 No? - No. 403 00:17:56,755 --> 00:17:58,630 We'll get someone else. 404 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:05,171 ♪♪♪ 405 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,380 (Babies coo) 406 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,921 - Um, is my son on a playdate? 407 00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:20,546 - I've infiltrated the Filipino nanny ring. 408 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:22,046 You're welcome. 409 00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:25,963 In other news, Nathan is making Chinese noodles? 410 00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:28,046 Should we be worried? 411 00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:31,463 - Yeah, we got in a pretty serious fight this morning. 412 00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:35,171 - Oh, was it about the way you chew with your mouth open. 413 00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:37,380 - No Sarah, it wasn't because I can't help that. 414 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,671 It was about this promotion. 415 00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:42,213 I'm moving to Montreal for three months. 416 00:18:42,213 --> 00:18:45,171 - And your success angers him, why? 417 00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:47,713 - Because I'm being selfish. 418 00:18:47,713 --> 00:18:50,380 - No! You're being awesome. 419 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,713 I'm sorry if Nathan's pissed but if you don't go, 420 00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:54,338 I'll be pissed, 421 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:57,255 and I'm not opposed to purple nurples after puberty. 422 00:18:57,255 --> 00:19:00,130 - Do not do that. - Three months isn't that long. 423 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,671 - Would you be willing to stay on until I get back? 424 00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:07,921 - I'm sorry; where was I going? Were you gonna fire me too? 425 00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:11,588 - Uh-uh. You'd be saving my ass. 426 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:13,671 And I'm sure the money doesn't hurt, right? 427 00:19:13,671 --> 00:19:15,671 - Pfft. I'm the voice of a cartoon. 428 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:18,380 I have money. Lots of money. - All right. 429 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:22,963 - I am doing this because I am your sister and I love you. 430 00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,588 - Settle down. 431 00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:26,005 Thank you. 432 00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,088 - (as Holly the Honey Badger) You're welcome, Katie. 433 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,088 I gotta go! 434 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,713 Good luck with that. - Yeah! 435 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,755 - See ya, dude. - See ya! 436 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:42,171 (Loud bang!) - Oh! 437 00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,755 So you're making Chinese noodles, 438 00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,421 which means you're self-soothing, 439 00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,296 which means you're probably still pretty mad. 440 00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:50,005 - Wow, you been promoted to detective? 441 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,088 (Loud bang!) - Hi. Yeah. 442 00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:55,213 Maybe we have this conversation later? 443 00:19:55,213 --> 00:19:58,088 - I thought fighting in front of strangers was our new thing. 444 00:19:58,088 --> 00:20:00,213 And if you're moving to Montreal... 445 00:20:00,213 --> 00:20:02,588 - It's just three months. (Loud bang!) 446 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,755 - Just three months of me being a single parent 447 00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:07,505 and your son being a motherless child. 448 00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:09,421 - He'll still have a mother, okay? 449 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:12,130 She's just gonna be on FaceTime for a while. 450 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,880 - What is so great about this job? 451 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,755 - What's so great about it, is that I worked 452 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:18,463 really hard for it, and I want it. 453 00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:21,088 Shouldn't that be enough? - You lied to me. 454 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:23,671 You made a major life decision without considering me 455 00:20:23,671 --> 00:20:25,005 or your son. 456 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:27,421 - All I do is consider the both of you. 457 00:20:27,421 --> 00:20:31,380 Okay but... I'm sorry, but this is bullshit. 458 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,380 - May I have some water? 459 00:20:35,796 --> 00:20:37,171 - Yeah. 460 00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:48,005 - Look, we're gonna be fine financially. 461 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:50,046 My job can cover us. 462 00:20:50,046 --> 00:20:52,296 - I'm sorry, did this just shift into a conversation 463 00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:54,588 about me quitting? - No! I mean, 464 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:55,963 not for a little while. 465 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,588 - Nathan, I'm about to make a significant raise. 466 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:02,546 Because of me we could potentially get out of debt. 467 00:21:02,546 --> 00:21:07,380 - Well, fuck me, I guess you don't even need me, Kate. 468 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,171 - Should maybe I go? - Yes. 469 00:21:09,171 --> 00:21:10,713 - Loving the sound of that.