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‎前情提要

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‎真不懂為甚麼他們
‎會把蒙特婁的職位給莫奧

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‎-甚麼？
‎-妳喜歡嗎？

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‎我都要抓狂了，好嗎？

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‎我去見心理醫生，又去情趣用品店

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‎同時間，妳就只會逃避現實

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‎就說一下妳嫁給家庭主夫

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‎-是多麼幸福
‎-是的

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‎那內森知道這件事嗎？

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‎婚姻中的秘密就如床舖裡的跳蚤

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‎兩者都會讓妳睡沙發

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‎手上這杯，絕對是奶粉

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‎又稠又臭，還有點發酵過

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‎是的，用了好幾年

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‎是甜美的科學味道

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‎那個氣味強得像我家附近公園

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‎無家可歸的女人，有著仁慈的眼睛

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‎不過那種氣味真的很難受

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‎女士們，四號杯其實是母乳

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‎愛莉莎的母乳

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‎說好的匿名呢？

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‎妳應該要改變一下飲食習慣

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‎-妳的母乳臭死了
‎-真的

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‎大家應該能一致認同

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‎外界對餵奶的刻板印象

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‎-是蠻嚴重的
‎-是的

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‎例如說，二號杯，大家的最愛…

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‎-我真的會把它加在我的麥片裡
‎-嗯，那其實是我的母乳

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‎幾年沒有餵過母乳了

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‎不過我還是擠一下
‎看現在擠出了甚麼！

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‎真是意想不到吧？

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‎真的會有人付錢給妳
‎諮詢有關哺乳的問題？

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‎抱歉，我來遲了

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‎麻煩盡量不要遲到

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‎各位，我昨晚喝多了

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‎本來打算吸乳器擠奶
‎不過柔伊很嘴挑

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‎所以我給她喝酒後母乳
‎她就睡了一整晚！

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‎是的，我會在酒後母乳上

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‎貼上骷髏標誌

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‎留到查理發脾氣的時候用

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‎-加上，能有助睡眠訓練
‎-天才

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‎噢，妳們會做睡眠訓練？

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‎有問題嗎？

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‎好了，這不是今天的議題

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‎不過我們就討論一下吧

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‎睡眠訓練對我們蠻有用的

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‎我們會讓查理盡情地哭
‎我們就永遠不用帶他一起睡

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‎說得好

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‎不過在孩子在床上抱著妳睡很可愛的

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‎最棒的是，省卻了處理我老公

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‎勃起時頂著我背的煩惱

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‎-每晚都這樣
‎-我感同身受

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‎-我丈夫會帶著槍睡
‎-我天啊

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‎（NETFLIX 原創作品）

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‎早安喔，帥哥

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‎對不起了，可以嗎？
‎我得留到工作完成

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‎代表我要自己一個
‎主持我們兩家父母的飯局

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‎我可以怎麼補償你？

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‎請個新褓姆能幫得上忙吧

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‎妳媽快把我逼瘋了

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‎她在我父母面前問

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‎查理有沒有開始找我的奶頭喝奶奶？

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‎我的奶頭啊，凱特

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‎好了，我明白

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‎你母親的擔憂是正確的

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‎她的獨子要變成家庭主夫了

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‎我完全明白

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‎對不起

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‎這是唯一有助對抗我體內病毒的糖

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‎她懷孕了

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‎我早上喝完一杯水
‎直接完整地把水吐回杯子裡

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‎對不起，不如我們開始吧？

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‎吉賽爾，很高興妳決定抽空前來

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‎妳覺得如何？

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‎很好

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‎法蘭琪，妳要和吉賽爾說
‎妳和我分享的事嗎？

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‎我試過了

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‎吉賽爾，我覺得和妳距離變得疏遠了

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‎我們沒再親熱

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‎我們之間的距離

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‎愈來愈遠

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‎我知道…

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‎吉賽爾，也許妳可以
‎先放下蘿塔一陣子

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‎好

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‎-現在感覺如何？
‎-裸露和擔心著

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‎我覺得問題蠻明顯的

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‎承認也沒甚麼不好

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‎妳可以出去有社交生活

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‎即使妳回到家
‎我都整天在擔當母親的角色

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‎只有蘿塔會一直陪著我
‎總是在我的心裡

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‎這些感覺即使在晚上也沒有消逝嗎？

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‎並沒有，蘿塔就睡在我們房間

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‎好吧

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‎那為甚麼不去其他房間
‎和法蘭琪增進感情？

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‎我不想離開她一步

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‎好，聽我說

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‎如果妳不能沒了蘿塔在身邊

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‎那不如在蘿塔面前“增進感情”？

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‎-甚麼？親熱？
‎-好了

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‎我沒想到妳會這麼說

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‎能有一個蘿塔在的安全環境

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‎讓妳能放心和法蘭琪增進感情

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‎是非常重要的
‎在熟睡的嬰兒面前做愛

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‎並無不妥的

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‎我經常都這麼做的

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‎經常做

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‎我們可以的，小吉，行嗎？

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‎就等到她睡著之後

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‎再來一段美麗動人的女性親熱

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‎女性親熱，是的

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‎那些頭髮…

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‎指甲

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‎嗯，我想像得到

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‎這樣說太過火了，抱歉

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‎蘿絲，可以麻煩妳進來嗎？

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‎-嗨
‎-怎麼了？

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‎我需要妳去不同的褓姆公司

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‎下午給我安排一堆人來面試

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‎妳今天完全沒空的

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‎董事會將會過來聽年度報告

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‎三點又有明確自行車的會議…

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‎對的…好

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‎妳可以去幫我面試嗎？
‎我可以給妳一張要求清單

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‎妳可以把頭髮綁起來

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‎表現得更加…

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‎我很樂意幫妳的，只是…

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‎-我今天要去照陰道鏡
‎-陰甚麼？

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‎陰道鏡

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‎因為我有那個…

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‎異常子宮頸抹片…

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‎噢，是的，明白了

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‎妳就去照陰道鏡吧

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‎-是的，好吧
‎-我會再想辦法的

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‎祝妳好運了，抱歉

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‎謝了，也祝妳好運了

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‎謝謝，這可以決定生死了

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‎我們應該讓她看另外一邊嗎？

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‎或是用被子蓋住她？

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‎她又不是小鸚鵡

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‎妳覺得她在裡面能呼吸嗎？

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‎小吉，來吧，放鬆點

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‎好嗎？來

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‎集中就好

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‎也許她看不到我們，但肯定能聽得到

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‎妳都沒在盡力試

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‎-她真有音樂天份
‎-肯定從妳身上遺傳的

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‎我們都知道，這孩子裡沒有我的基因

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‎妳說得對，那應該是遺傳自莫蒂默的

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‎莫蒂默是虛構的捐贈者爸爸

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‎他是個45歲有關節炎的科學家

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‎如果他是虛構的
‎為甚麼要有關節炎？

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‎因為這樣好像更有人性

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‎-好吧
‎-都不重要了

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‎她的優點都是從妳身上學的

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‎-法蘭琪…
‎-是真的

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‎我常常看得到

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‎有妳就是她的福份

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‎也是我的福份

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‎-我要過去了，妳要來？
‎-等我一下，我跟你一起去

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‎（老媽）

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‎我們還是在裡面見吧

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‎好

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‎-嗨，媽，怎麼了？
‎-凱特

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‎我好無聊

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‎妳好無聊？我可忙死了

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‎忙死忙死…總是忙得不可開交

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‎是我，我很忙

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‎我都忙得沒時間找…

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‎媽，妳想為我做件事情嗎？

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‎不過可能會有點尷尬

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‎凱特拜託，我幫過妳洗澡

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‎我需要妳幫我找一個新褓姆

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‎所以妳想我知道找取締我的人

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‎是的

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‎所以妳是說妳需要我嗎？

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‎是的，我需要妳

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‎聽到妳這麼說真好

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‎好，查理需要最好的褓姆

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‎如人們所說，最優才能找最好

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‎我從來沒聽過這說法

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‎不過聽上去真有其事，妳就去辦吧

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‎-我要先去…
‎-我現在很忙

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‎不能聊了，再見

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‎難以置信

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‎嗨

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‎吉娜，妳可以在下班前

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‎把網絡升級的報告給我嗎？謝了

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‎好，那你要甚麼格式的？

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‎對，就是了，謝了，掰

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‎從那次之後應該還很尷尬吧…

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‎真的

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‎他現在都沒叫我工作了
‎我空閒時間可多了

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‎真好，因為“會計部的尷尬雅頓”

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‎叫我替她開一個單身派對

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‎因為她是個邊緣人
‎也真的這麼說了

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‎是蠻尷尬的，不過也好

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‎我需要出去嗨

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‎我有朋友可以帶嗎
‎因為我的朋友都只願意去

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‎有男人的地方

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‎不用擔心，即興單身趴

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‎是我的拿手好戲

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00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,931
‎那這是不是代表妳明天

203
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,350
‎又要借我的布洛芬藥？

204
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,393
‎蓋瑞，謝謝你偷聽喔

205
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,686
‎知道有啥是超奇怪嗎？

206
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,688
‎從來沒有人要借你的老二

207
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,777
‎吉娜，老二是借不出去的

208
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,945
‎老二是和身體連住的

209
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,035
‎（騷貨們，明晚要去單身趴嗎？）

210
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,287
‎媽？

211
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,039
‎太亮了

212
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,253
‎天啦，媽，妳還好嗎？

213
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,380
‎凱特

214
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:16,467
‎今天妳還我做的事，真的非常尷尬

215
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,679
‎那是我的行李箱嗎？

216
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,848
‎我在這裡的時間，積累了很多披肩

217
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,268
‎好了，媽，妳有打過去經紀公司嗎？

218
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,520
‎到底有沒有找到褓姆？

219
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,481
‎我用了自己的經紀公司

220
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,693
‎我覺得查理需要近家人

221
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,444
‎所以我請了妳妹妹

222
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,738
‎莎拉？不行…

223
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,907
‎她有藝術家的觸角

224
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,034
‎我覺得查理會很需要的

225
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,578
‎她是自由之人、多變又有彈性

226
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,038
‎媽，她是卡通配音員

227
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,958
‎不是抽象派畫家，我真的不覺得…

228
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:52,378
‎凱特！查理看看，媽咪在這裡！

229
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,672
‎莎拉，妳怎麼樣？

230
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,006
‎是不是很好玩？

231
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,135
‎我抱就好

232
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,432
‎天啊

233
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,902
‎我需要喝水

234
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,951
‎妳想和我媽咪互助會的人

235
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,161
‎一起出去玩嗎？

236
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,039
‎等等，這是同情我才問的嗎？

237
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,751
‎如果妳不想留下蘿塔的話
‎我們可以不去的

238
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,294
‎我只是想…

239
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,670
‎可能對我們有益

240
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,093
‎法蘭琪！

241
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,804
‎一起出去吧

242
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,682
‎來吧，我想和我女友一起開趴

243
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,148
‎喂喂！要去哪裡？

244
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,443
‎我要去一個女同事的

245
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,861
‎單身派對

246
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,198
‎甚麼？單身派對？
‎為甚麼妳一定要去？

247
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,824
‎是我主持的單身派對

248
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,535
‎妳主持一個陌生女子的單身派對？

249
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,914
‎她不是陌生女子，是會計部的雅頓

250
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,124
‎別去，留在這裡陪我們吧

251
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,292
‎我們很想妳的

252
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,836
‎我知道，我也很想你，不過…

253
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,714
‎她的父母最近…

254
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,299
‎死了

255
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,801
‎甚麼？雙親都死了？

256
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,512
‎我覺得她現在自己一個不太好

257
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:25,888
‎好吧

258
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,141
‎可以擠完奶再出去嗎？
‎家裡的快吃完了

259
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,646
‎沒事的…

260
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,236
‎誰是乖乖女？

261
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,030
‎誰是乖乖女？

262
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:45,908
‎妳是乖乖女

263
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:53,374
‎在你開口之前，我先說，艾莉諾走了

264
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,709
‎我們解決掉了

265
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:56,919
‎真的嗎？

266
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,130
‎謝了，真心的

267
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,050
‎你肯定會很滿意

268
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,553
‎因為新褓姆是莎拉

269
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,806
‎妳妹妹？蜜獾霍莉？太棒了

270
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,267
‎別那麼激動，那是暫時性而已

271
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,103
‎-她怎麼會讓妳那麼緊張？
‎-她沒有讓我緊張

272
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,313
‎她以前會尿在我的牙套了

273
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,731
‎太棒了

274
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,693
‎別這樣，她肯定會很棒的

275
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,903
‎我非常高興妳媽走了

276
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:23,904
‎是嗎？好啊

277
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,574
‎還有，珍妮今晚邀請了我出去

278
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,118
‎-妳該去的
‎-反正今晚都有球賽

279
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,578
‎是的，還剛開始了

280
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,620
‎嗨！

281
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,539
‎-肯定會很好玩的！
‎-是吧？

282
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,252
‎恐龍

283
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:39,962
‎是的

284
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,673
‎那他不用去睡嗎？

285
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,508
‎老媽說他八點才睡的

286
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,761
‎是的，他確是八點才睡的

287
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,389
‎那我先出去了

288
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,434
‎上學日夜出？我都嚇呆了

289
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,644
‎甚麼？我常常出去玩的

290
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,688
‎凱特，別緊張，我逗妳而已

291
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,773
‎（李察格林）

292
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,817
‎我要去接個電話…

293
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,902
‎你們不在乎

294
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,154
‎喂？

295
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,197
‎嗨，我知道已經七點多了

296
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,283
‎現在甚麼時候？
‎沐浴時間還是睡覺時間

297
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,826
‎還是打屁屁時間？

298
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,994
‎沒事，怎麼了？

299
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:16,123
‎蒙特婁的職位歸妳了

300
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,167
‎你確定？真的假的？

301
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,127
‎卡爾明明就莫奧拿到的

302
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,838
‎可憐的卡爾，他最近狀態都不太好

303
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,216
‎不是啦，莫奧根本沒機會
‎你是我們的女強人嘛

304
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,426
‎妳還要這職位嗎？

305
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,642
‎要，我要

306
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,186
‎好吧，我們明天再談細節

307
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,938
‎謝謝，明天見

308
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:40,940
‎誰打過來的？

309
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,901
‎-呃，是珍妮
‎-去吧！

310
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,111
‎妳值得盡情去玩的

311
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,238
‎嗯，是的

312
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,054
‎-妳要準備結婚了？
‎-是的

313
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,184
‎敬雅頓，妳個瘋婊子！

314
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,688
‎從來都沒有人
‎會像閨蜜一樣叫我婊子的！

315
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:27,569
‎天啦！小心點吧！

316
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,656
‎男生們，來吧

317
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,537
‎妳這樣的話，沒人會向我們搭訕的

318
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,748
‎妳覺得部落紋身如何

319
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,458
‎是正要回到潮流，還是落伍了？

320
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,293
‎我們應該多請褓姆照顧孩子

321
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,587
‎妳現在真的秀色可餐

322
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,506
‎我可以讓妳跟我去親熱嗎？

323
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,926
‎-妳個壞女孩
‎-來吧

324
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,512
‎玉米壟的髮型如何？我在想要不要

325
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,724
‎-弄一個從前到後的
‎-女生是不是要幫人吹

326
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,892
‎才能多拿一些藍乳酪沙拉醬？

327
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,978
‎真噁心

328
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,062
‎吉娜！

329
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,023
‎我姊在陪他們
‎他們也很喜歡我姊

330
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,859
‎她在我兒子喜歡的卡通中配音的

331
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,154
‎那個蠢死的蜜獾霍莉

332
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,321
‎我從來都不想生三個孩子
‎但事與願違

333
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,490
‎我連喝酒都不行！

334
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,492
‎今天直接在我們的孩子面前做愛了

335
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,494
‎我覺得自己是寡婦蛛

336
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,372
‎在蜘蛛網上收集那些男人

337
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:21,999
‎但我又不想吃掉他們

338
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,711
‎我只想讓他們硬硬的
‎然後對他們置之不理

339
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,047
‎那職位是老娘的！

340
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,842
‎我還沒跟其他人講過
‎所以如果妳說出去，我就殺了妳

341
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,218
‎死無全屍

342
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,513
‎哇，妳贏了

343
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,557
‎騷貨們，怎了？

344
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,434
‎好了，我們都在，到底怎麼了

345
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,977
‎好，我有事要宣佈

346
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:45,522
‎我此時此刻決定了

347
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,650
‎妳們其中一個要幫我穿乳環

348
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,403
‎我需要志願者

349
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,197
‎現在就來

350
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,783
‎-好啊，我來
‎-好的

351
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,410
‎這是誰的耳環？妳在地上撿的嗎？

352
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,329
‎酒保在吧枱裡撿到的

353
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,082
‎比我想像中小

354
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,249
‎抱歉

355
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,167
‎妳行的

356
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,753
‎它好像自以為是的盯著我

357
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,505
‎-來吧
‎-我做不了，抱歉

358
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,256
‎-我以為自己行的
‎-甚麼…

359
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,967
‎妳們這些媽咪真的要多出門
‎即使是我都覺得誇張

360
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,303
‎不好意思，我嘗試為自己做點事情

361
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,554
‎妳才誇張

362
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,600
‎-我去看門
‎-去看門吧！

363
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,977
‎希望外面沒乳頭外露吧

364
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,563
‎雅頓，妳是女童軍吧？

365
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,482
‎-是吧？
‎-不是

366
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,068
‎應該由妳動手，今晚妳是主角嘛！

367
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,695
‎應該由妳動手的，來吧

368
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,282
‎雅頓！…

369
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,994
‎動手！…

370
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,413
‎動手！

371
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,790
‎我受不了了

372
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,424
‎妳們一直在裡面嗎？

373
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,135
‎妳好安靜喔

374
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,637
‎妳從來沒在廁所忍聲做愛嗎？

375
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,807
‎-沒有
‎-我先出去酒吧了，寶貝

376
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,185
‎真棒，妳個騷貨

377
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,895
‎好了，把耳環給我

378
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,022
‎-我是醫學專家
‎-對的

379
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,484
‎好了，安妮，手要穩

380
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,736
‎我就直接…

381
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,072
‎直接…

382
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,366
‎妳在流血了

383
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,036
‎對不起，我拿不出來，我走了

384
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,289
‎以妳的性格從來不敢做這些事的

385
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,707
‎我就直接講了

386
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:27,916
‎妳失控了

387
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,252
‎天啦！法蘭琪！

388
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,462
‎我手很穩的

389
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,549
‎個人最佳成績
‎我一個夏天幫三隻乳牛接生

390
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,344
‎那就別再多說，直接幫我穿乳環

391
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,387
‎還以為妳不會叫我

392
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,266
‎你好喔，好吧

393
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,226
‎等等

394
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270
‎準備好？數三聲，一…

395
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,230
‎二…

396
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,488
‎蠻甜的

397
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,203
‎我覺得自己需要離婚

398
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,628
‎那是我的耳環

399
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:21,803
‎你好喔

400
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,022
‎嗨，來抱抱

401
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,918
‎沒事，就今晚而已

402
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,324
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