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‎《上班族妈妈》前情提要

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‎我不明白他们为什么
‎要把蒙特利尔的工作给莫

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‎-什么？
‎-你喜欢这样吗？

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‎我心烦意乱 好吗？

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‎我去找咨询师 去性用品商店

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‎与此同时 你把头埋在沙里

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‎假装一切都好

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‎就说说你嫁给全职奶爸

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‎-是多么幸福
‎-好吧

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‎内森知道发生了什么吗？

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‎这些婚姻里的秘密就像床上的跳蚤

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‎它们都会逼得你睡沙发

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‎这···这个肯定是奶粉

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‎浓稠 有味 一点点发酵

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‎没错 已经用了几年了

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‎这是科学的美妙味道

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‎这种令人侧目的味道
‎就像是我家公园里

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‎无家可归的女人 有善良的眼睛
‎但···

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‎哦 那味道简直让人受不了

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‎好了女士们 4号是货真价实的母乳

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‎艾丽西亚的母乳

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‎说好的匿名呢？

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‎你应该认真考虑改变下饮食

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‎-你的奶太难闻了
‎-没错

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‎好了 我想我们都同意

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‎有些对于喂养的刻板印象

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‎-是有问题的
‎-是的

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‎比如说 大家都喜欢的2号···

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‎-我会把它倒进麦片
‎-那其实是我的

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‎很多年没有母乳喂养了

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‎但我拍了拍旧的吸奶器
‎从里面倒出来的

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‎天啊 谁能想到？

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‎真有人付钱给你咨询哺乳的事情吗？

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‎抱歉我迟到了

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‎请尽量不要迟到

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‎伙计们 我昨天喝多了

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‎本该吸奶后倒掉的
‎但佐伊真的很挑

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‎所以我就给她喝了点被污染的奶
‎她睡了一整晚！

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‎是啊 我们存着本该倒掉的母乳

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‎在上面画个骷髅

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‎以备下次查理不停闹腾

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‎-此外 对睡眠锻炼也有好处
‎-天啊

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‎哦 你们还锻炼睡眠？

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‎你有意见？

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‎好了 这不是今天的议题

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‎但我们探究下 可以吗？

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‎听着 睡眠锻炼对我们很有用

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‎我们让查理哭个够
‎不让他睡到我们床上

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‎说教

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‎但这样你就不能和他甜甜依偎

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‎而最好的地方是
‎这样我就可以

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‎忽视我丈夫的生理反应了

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‎-每天戳在我背上
‎-感同身受

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‎-我丈夫睡觉带着“枪”
‎-我的天

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‎（NETFLIX 原创作品）

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‎早上好 帅哥

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‎我很抱歉 好吗？我必须加班到完成

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‎这表示我只能一个人招待
‎我们两个人父母的晚餐

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‎好吧 我要怎么补偿你？

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‎一个新的保姆会有帮助

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‎你妈妈要把我逼疯了

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‎她当着我父母的面问我

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‎查理有没有开始找我的奶头？

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‎我的奶头 凯特

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‎好吧 我已经在办了

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‎看来你妈很有必要担心

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‎她的独子变成了奶爸

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‎尽快办妥

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‎不好意思

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‎这是唯一一样能帮我
‎对抗身体里病毒的东西

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‎她怀孕了

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‎今早我直接把一杯水吐回了杯子里

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‎我很抱歉 那我们开始吧？

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‎吉赛尔 我很高兴你决定一起参加

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‎感觉怎么样？

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‎我很好

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‎法兰奇 你想把跟我分享的事情
‎也告诉吉赛尔吗？

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‎我试试

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‎吉赛尔 我感觉和你很疏离

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‎我们再也不做爱了

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‎就像是我们之间有个巨大的

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‎不断增加的虚无

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‎我知道

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‎吉赛尔 也许你能把罗达放下一会

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‎好的

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‎-你现在感觉怎么样？
‎-赤裸又紧张

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‎我认为问题很明显

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‎而这并没有什么错

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‎你可以外出 有独立的生活

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‎但我一直是妈妈 哪怕你回到家

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‎罗达一直在 在我脑海里

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‎就算她晚上睡着了 也还是一样？

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‎是的 没用 她睡在我们的房间

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‎哦 好吧

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‎为什么不换个房间跟法兰奇爱爱呢？

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‎我不想离开她

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‎好吧 听我说

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‎如果你不能离开罗达

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‎那干嘛不在她面前爱爱？

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‎-什么？做爱？
‎-好了

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‎我没想到你会这么说

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‎创造一个让你

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‎既能跟法兰奇爱爱

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‎又能看到罗达的环境很重要
‎在睡着的宝宝面前做爱

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‎并没有什么不对的

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‎我一直这么做

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‎一直

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‎我们能做到的 吉 好吗？

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‎我们就 你懂的 哄她睡着 然后

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‎做个美好的女同爱

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‎女同爱 当然

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‎头发交缠 还有···

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‎指甲

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‎我能想象

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‎这太过火了 我道歉

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‎罗希 你能来一下吗？

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‎-嗨
‎-来了 什么事？

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‎我需要你联系一些保姆中介

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‎今天下午给我多安排几个面试

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‎你今天没空

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‎董事会要来参加年度报告会

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‎指定牌自行车下午3点到这里···

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‎好吧 好的吧···

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‎你能帮我面试吗？
‎也许我可以给你列个要求清单

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‎你可以梳个马尾辫

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‎表现的更加···

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‎我很乐意帮助你 很乐意
‎只是···

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‎-我今天有阴道镜检查
‎-阴道什么？

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‎阴道镜

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‎你知道的 因为我有···

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‎巴氏检查异常···

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‎哦 是的 对 我知道

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‎你给自己安排了阴道镜检查···

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‎-是的
‎-这件事我自己处理

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‎祝好运 抱歉

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‎谢谢 你也是 祝你好运

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‎谢谢 就看这次了

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‎我们是不是该让她背对我们？

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‎也许应该用条毯子遮一下？

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‎她又不是鹦鹉

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‎你觉得这样会妨碍她呼吸吗？

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‎好了 拜托 吉 试着···试着放松

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‎好吗？对 像这样

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‎专心一点

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‎也许她看不见我们 但她肯定能听到

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‎你一点也不努力

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‎-她很有乐感
‎-她遗传了你

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‎我们都清楚这孩子没有我的基因

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‎你是对的 我猜可能遗传自莫迪默斯

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‎莫迪默斯是我给捐精者的假想名

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‎他是个45岁的科学家 患有关节炎

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‎如果是虚构的
‎为什么让他有关节炎？

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‎因为这样显得更真实 更人性化

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‎-好吧
‎-反正无关紧要

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‎她的良好品质都来自于你

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‎-法兰奇···
‎-是真的

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‎我一直看在眼里

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‎有你在是她的幸运

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‎也是我的幸运

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‎-嘿 我要进去了 你来吗？
‎-是的 等一下 我跟你一起进去

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‎（妈妈）

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‎我还是在会议室里跟你碰头吧

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‎好吧

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‎-嗨 妈妈 什么事？
‎-凯特

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‎我很无聊

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‎你无聊？我正相反

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‎忙忙忙 总是很忙

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‎是的 我焦头烂额

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‎我忙到甚至没时间去找···

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‎妈 你想为我做点事吗？

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‎也许会有点尴尬

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‎拜托 凯特 我还为你洗过澡

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‎我需要你给我找个新保姆

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‎我懂了 你想要我给自己找个替代者

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‎好吧 是的

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‎所以你需要我？你是这个意思吧？

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‎是的 我需要你

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‎听到你这么说感觉真好

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‎好的 查理需要最好的保姆

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‎就像大家说的 同行才能找到好的

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‎我从没听过这说法

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‎但很有道理 所以开干吧

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‎-反正我要···
‎-我现在很忙

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‎不能聊了 再见

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‎难以置信

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‎嘿

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‎吉娜 你能在今天下班前

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‎把网络升级报告给我吗？谢谢

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‎当然 你想要什么格式的？

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‎是的 正是 谢谢 再见

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‎我想自从···就一直很微妙

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‎正是

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‎他现在几乎不让我做任何工作
‎我有很多空闲

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‎那太好了 因为“会计部的笨拙雅顿”

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‎让我给她办单身派对

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‎因为她没有任何朋友
‎她自己这么说的

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‎好吧 这很尴尬 但也挺好

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‎我需要出来晃晃

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‎你有可以带去的朋友吗？

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‎因为我尽是男性朋友

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‎不用担心 临时单身女？

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‎我就擅长这个

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‎我猜这表示明天你会跟我借

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‎更多的布洛芬？

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‎嘿 加里 感谢偷听

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‎你知道什么事很怪吗？

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‎没有人愿意借你的阳具一用

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‎阳具是不能借的 吉娜

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‎它长在身上

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‎（嘿 婊砸们
‎今晚参加单身派对吗？）

211
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‎妈妈？

212
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,039
‎哦 太亮了

213
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,253
‎老天啊 妈 你没事吧？

214
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,380
‎好吧 凯特

215
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:16,550
‎今天早些时候你把我
‎放在了一个很尴尬的处境里

216
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,679
‎是我的箱子吗？

217
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,848
‎来这以后 我收集了很多围巾

218
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,268
‎好的 妈妈 你能联系到中介吗？

219
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,520
‎有没有找到保姆了？

220
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,481
‎我用了自己的中介

221
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,693
‎我想查理需要感受家庭氛围

222
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,444
‎所以我雇了你的姐姐

223
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,738
‎莎拉？哦 不是吧

224
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,907
‎她很有艺术感

225
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,034
‎我认为查理会需要的

226
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,578
‎她自由奔放 灵动又灵活

227
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,038
‎妈 她是动画配音演员

228
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,958
‎不是艾格尼丝·马丁 好吧
‎我真的不认为···

229
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:52,378
‎凯特！查理 看啊 是妈妈！

230
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,672
‎嘿 莎拉 你怎么样？

231
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,006
‎难道不是很有意思吗？

232
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‎我可以的

233
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,432
‎哦 天

234
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,902
‎我要喝点水

235
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,951
‎哦 嘿 你想和我亲子小组里的伙伴们

236
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‎一起去玩吗？

237
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,039
‎等等 这是个同情邀约吗？

238
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,751
‎要是你不想离开罗达 我们就别去了

239
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,294
‎我想这也许···

240
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,670
‎也许对我们有好处

241
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,093
‎法兰奇！

242
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,804
‎我们走

243
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,682
‎快点 我想跟我女朋友一起玩

244
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,148
‎嘿！我们要去哪里？

245
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,443
‎我要去参加同事的

246
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,861
‎单身派对

247
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,198
‎什么？单身派对？
‎为什么你一定要去？

248
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,824
‎我是主办人

249
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,535
‎你为随机的女孩子举办单身派对？

250
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:10,039
‎不是随机的 是会计部的雅顿

251
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,124
‎拜托 留下来跟我们一起

252
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,292
‎我们会想你的

253
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,836
‎我知道 我也想你们 但是···

254
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,714
‎她的父母最近···

255
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,299
‎去世了

256
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,801
‎什么？双亲？

257
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,512
‎我想此刻不该让她一个人待着

258
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:25,888
‎好吧

259
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,141
‎起码你能挤点奶吗？快喝完了

260
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,646
‎没事

261
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,236
‎谁是个好姑娘？

262
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,030
‎谁是个好姑娘？

263
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:45,908
‎你是个好姑娘

264
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:53,374
‎嘿 在你开口之前 埃莉诺走了

265
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,709
‎我 我们解决了这个问题

266
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:56,919
‎当真？

267
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,130
‎谢谢你 真心的 嘿

268
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,050
‎是的 而且你会很高兴的

269
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,553
‎因为新保姆是莎拉

270
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,806
‎你姐姐？
‎《蜜獾历险记》？太赞了

271
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,267
‎放松些 只是临时的

272
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,103
‎-她为什么让你这么紧张？
‎-我不紧张

273
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,313
‎她以前在我的护口器上尿尿

274
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857
‎哦 太酷了

275
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,693
‎行了 她会做的很好的

276
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,903
‎我很高兴你妈走了

277
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:23,904
‎是吗？那太好了

278
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,699
‎还有珍妮今晚邀请我出去

279
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,118
‎你该去 反正今晚有场比赛

280
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,578
‎没错而且刚开始了

281
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,620
‎哦 嘿！

282
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,539
‎-这会很有趣的！
‎-对吧？

283
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,252
‎恐龙

284
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:39,962
‎对啊

285
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,673
‎他还不睡觉？

286
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,508
‎妈妈说他8点睡

287
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,761
‎是的 他8点睡觉

288
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,389
‎那我要出门了

289
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,434
‎学日夜？我吓坏了

290
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,644
‎什么？我一直出去 还很开心

291
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,813
‎放松 凯特 我要把你吓死了

292
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,773
‎（理查德）

293
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,817
‎我该接这个电话 是···

294
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,902
‎你们根本不在乎

295
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,154
‎你好？

296
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,197
‎嘿 我知道已经过7点了

297
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,283
‎你在帮他洗澡还是该睡了

298
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,826
‎或者在揍他？我猜不到

299
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,994
‎没关系 什么事？

300
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:16,123
‎工作是你的了 蒙特利尔归你了

301
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,167
‎你确定吗？真的？

302
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,127
‎卡尔说这工作是莫的

303
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,838
‎可怜的卡尔 他最近一团糟

304
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,216
‎不 莫从来没机会 你才是我们的人选

305
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,426
‎你还想要吗？

306
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,642
‎当然 肯定要

307
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,186
‎那好 我们明早梳理下细节

308
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,938
‎谢谢 明天见

309
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:40,940
‎嘿 谁打来的？

310
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,901
‎-呃 是珍妮
‎-哦 快走吧

311
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,028
‎玩得开心点 你值得的

312
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,238
‎是的 我会的

313
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,054
‎-所以你要结婚了？
‎-是的

314
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,184
‎敬雅顿 你个疯狂的婊砸！

315
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,688
‎从来没人用这种又酷又亲昵的方式
‎叫我婊砸！

316
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,690
‎哦 天！当心！

317
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,569
‎抱歉

318
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,656
‎来吧 小伙子们 我们换个地方

319
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,537
‎你这副德行还有谁会搭讪我们

320
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,748
‎嘿 我在想 你觉得部落纹身怎么样

321
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,458
‎潮流复归还是已经过时了？

322
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,460
‎我们应该多出来晃晃

323
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,587
‎你现在秀色可餐

324
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,506
‎我能建议你出去走一圈吗？

325
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,926
‎-哦 你个坏女孩
‎-来吧

326
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,595
‎脏辫怎么样？我在想编一根大的

327
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,724
‎-从前面一直到后面 你明白？
‎-为了适量的蓝色芝士酱

328
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,892
‎到底要一个女孩给谁吹箫才行？

329
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,978
‎真恶心

330
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,062
‎吉娜！

331
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,023
‎我姐姐陪着他们
‎他们都喜欢她

332
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,859
‎她是我儿子喜欢的卡通片里的配音

333
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,154
‎《蜜獾历险记》

334
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,321
‎我从没想过要生三个 但还是这样了

335
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,490
‎我甚至不能喝酒！

336
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,492
‎今天我们直接在宝宝面前做爱

337
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,494
‎我感觉自己像黑寡妇蜘蛛

338
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,372
‎把男人困在网里

339
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:21,999
‎当然我并不想吃了他们

340
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,711
‎我只想让他们性奋又把他们晾在那里

341
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,047
‎这份工作是我的！我的！

342
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,842
‎我还没告诉任何人 要是你说出去
‎我要吞了你的内脏

343
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,218
‎从脾脏开始

344
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,513
‎喔 你赢了

345
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,557
‎婊砸们怎么了？

346
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,434
‎好吧 什么情况 我们都在

347
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,977
‎好的 我有个声明

348
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,564
‎我决定此时此地

349
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,650
‎你们中的一个要刺穿我的乳头

350
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,403
‎我需要一个志愿者

351
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,197
‎就是现在

352
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,783
‎-好吧 我来做
‎-好的

353
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,410
‎这是谁的耳环？你在地上捡的？

354
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,329
‎酒保在酒吧里找到的

355
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,082
‎它比我想象中的要小

356
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,249
‎不好意思

357
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,167
‎你可以的

358
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,753
‎我感觉她在盯着我并且固执己见

359
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,505
‎-快点
‎-我做不到 对不起

360
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,256
‎-我以为可以但不行
‎-什么···

361
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,967
‎你们这些妈妈应该多出来
‎就算对我来说 这都太疯狂了

362
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,386
‎不好意思 我正要为自己做点事情

363
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,554
‎你太疯狂了

364
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,600
‎-我去看门
‎-去把风！

365
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,977
‎希望外面不是这幅德行

366
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,563
‎嘿 雅顿 你是女童子军 对吧？

367
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,649
‎-对吗？
‎-不是

368
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,068
‎不 应该由你下手
‎是的 今晚是属于你的！

369
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,695
‎来吧 你应该这么做

370
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,324
‎雅顿！

371
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,994
‎来啊！

372
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,413
‎来啊！

373
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,790
‎我要精神分裂了

374
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,591
‎你们刚才就一直在这里？

375
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,135
‎也太安静了

376
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,012
‎你就从没在洗手间做过安静的爱？

377
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,807
‎-没有
‎-我在吧台等你 亲爱的

378
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,185
‎干得好 狗女女

379
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,895
‎好了 给我 把环形耳环给我

380
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,022
‎-我是医学专家
‎-没错

381
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,484
‎好的 安妮 加油 稳住

382
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,736
‎我 只是···

383
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,072
‎就放在···

384
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,366
‎你在流血

385
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,036
‎抱歉 我做不到 我出局了

386
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,372
‎好吧 你本来对这就没有兴趣

387
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,707
‎我要把它放在那里

388
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:27,916
‎你失控了

389
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,252
‎天啊！法兰奇！

390
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,462
‎我的手很稳

391
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,549
‎我一个夏天给三头奶牛接生
‎个人最佳纪录

392
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,344
‎那就别废话了 来刺穿我该死的乳头

393
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,387
‎总算开头问我了

394
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,266
‎哦 你好 行了

395
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,226
‎等下

396
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270
‎好了 准备好没？数到三
‎1···

397
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,230
‎2···

398
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,488
‎感觉不赖

399
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,203
‎我想我必须离开我丈夫

400
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,628
‎那是我的耳环

401
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:21,803
‎嘿 你好

402
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,022
‎嗨 来这边

403
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,918
‎没事 就一晚

404
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,324
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