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‎前情提要

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‎我們放下了很長的時間

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‎我們需要擁抱和溝通

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‎安妮給妳開更多藥了嗎？

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‎妳到底想不想我上妳的？

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‎馬文，那只是無傷大雅的職場調情

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‎你給我冷靜點

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‎我褓姆和我女兒認識一週的

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‎親密程度，比我九年來要多

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‎那凱特妳要加入嗎

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‎但願最佳之人勝

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‎妳說的喔，最佳之男

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‎我喜歡我一件小事情
‎就是溫柔地動他的小腳

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‎不單止孩子們的

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‎四頭肌和腿筋會很爽

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‎還會幫他們舒緩脹氣

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‎說到按摩，凱特，這是甚麼？

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‎那個嗎？只是我試過最爽的按摩而已

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‎我都不能想像了

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‎妳之前沒試過按摩嗎？

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‎這幾年沒有，我實在太專注了

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‎沒辦法好好享受按摩

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‎專注在甚麼？洗妳的月經杯嗎？

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‎好了，舉起妳的拇指並…

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‎不是的，安妮，是專注在
‎我實在太多事情要忙的事實

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‎就是洗衣服、打掃房子

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‎造嬰兒食品

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‎如果妳沒有造嬰兒食品的話

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‎也許妳就可以去按摩了

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‎每天，我都會花20分鐘

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‎放空思考或跳舞或…

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‎清潔我的小牛模型之類的

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‎我跟家人說了自己有大腸激躁症

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‎好讓我躲在洗手間裡玩手機

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‎珍妮，妳自拍時用哪一個濾鏡的？

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‎我不用濾鏡的

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‎真的嗎？

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‎我做了一個很明智的決定

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‎就是不用社交媒體

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‎-真好啊，希娜
‎-為她歡呼吧

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎只有一團大球給我們的家長分嗎？

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-來，像這樣

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‎揉小一點

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‎妳今晚幾點回來？

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‎四點前，我保證最遲五點

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‎妳最好回來吃晚餐

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‎上次妳讓我自己面對妳父母
‎簡直是惡夢

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‎我去生查理的時候嗎？

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‎簡短的對話就很煎熬了

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‎好吧

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‎記得妳叫我把這箱垃圾丟掉嗎？

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‎記得

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‎我並沒有丟掉這箱垃圾

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‎我藏在房子裡了

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‎感謝你經常提醒
‎我嫁給了正確的人

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‎當然了！

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‎妳想想我的《美女與野獸》
‎錄影帶值多少錢？

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‎負十仙？

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‎-大概500塊吧
‎-甚麼？

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‎哪個瘋子會給500塊買錄影帶？

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‎你可以把傑美帶上嗎？

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‎趣事一則，有研究指出哭寶寶

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‎-會把商業交易給搞砸…
‎-萊諾！

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‎不過我還是會帶著她
‎因為我既是她父親也很愛她

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‎我們去見賀伯吧

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‎希望他不是殺人犯吧

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‎是的

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‎好了，再見媽咪

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‎-萊諾？
‎-怎麼了

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‎你會把她從箱子抱出來
‎放到車子座位上吧？

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‎當然

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‎-爸爸去哪裡？
‎-天啦，妳嚇到我了

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‎我還活著抱歉咯

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‎爸爸和傑美去把垃圾
‎賣給一個叫賀伯的男人

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‎-噁心
‎-所以今天就只有妳和我吧

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‎有趣

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‎不錯看喔，小美股

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‎你在做甚麼？

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‎不用擔心，我不會放進去的

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‎放甚麼進甚麼？

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‎不會把妳的美股
‎放進我集資的片

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‎集資拍電影

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‎肥吸血鬼的電影嗎？

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‎妳到底有沒有聽我講話的？

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‎我的新劇本是和家庭主夫有關的

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‎那些家庭主夫是吸血鬼嗎？

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‎不是

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‎那也是個不錯的主意

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‎你居然要集資

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‎你真的認為人們會給你錢嗎？

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‎是啊，妳說過妳會幫忙的

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‎我打算去做瑜珈的

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‎寶貝，妳才不需要瑜珈

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‎來吧，會很好玩的
‎就妳、我和柔伊

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‎好，我幫你了

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‎你不用讓我感內疚，我幫你就是了

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‎好的！

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‎柔伊！

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‎好了，我只是試開一下客戶的自行車

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‎那是固定齒輪自行車

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‎你知道這種車沒有剎車的嗎？

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‎知道的，卡爾
‎每個人都知道那種車沒剎車

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‎你知道昨晚甚麼沒有剎車嗎？

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‎老子我

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‎-可惜我都浪費在七了
‎-你們有打炮嗎？

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‎查德，別在這裡
‎用千禧世代的語言嗎？

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‎你們知道“打炮”是甚麼的

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‎就像上床

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‎你是說愛愛嗎？

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‎是的，只是沒那麼悲哀

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‎-聽起來好暴力喔
‎-那你們會叫甚麼？

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‎愛愛吧？莫奧

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‎應該會說親熱

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‎搞上或吃鮑魚吧

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‎說到你吃得起鮑魚一樣

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‎卡爾，你會叫做甚麼？

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‎做愛

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‎雖然這個話題讓人眼界大開
‎不過還是工作吧

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‎-同意
‎-好吧

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‎卡爾，你現在要我的筆記嗎？

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‎-對，我要
‎-查德

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‎你可以先別做筆記
‎因為這次簡報由你上

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‎不是我上嗎？

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‎是的，卡爾，因為昨晚
‎你都被自行車搞到毀容了

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‎我還是不讓你見客戶了

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‎嗯，這樣不太好吧

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‎我之前沒做匯報過

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‎哥們，你可以的

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‎是的，你肯定炮殺四方

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‎來，進我辦公室吧

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‎妳要吃點甚麼提神嗎？

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‎妳看，我有薯片、口香糖

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‎這個應該是果汁

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‎妳明顯很喜歡這個房子

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‎諾拉，如果妳想作決定
‎現在是時候了

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‎我覺得有點太快

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‎不會，我們一直回到這邊
‎一定有些特別意義

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‎事不過七，對吧？

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‎不知道

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‎口香糖是肉桂味？

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‎在我口中燒一樣

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‎妳的身體是在給妳暗示嗎？

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‎妳準備好作決定了？

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‎好吧

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‎就這樣吧，把我的價報上去吧

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‎來吧，買房子吧

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‎好的，請等等

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‎這就發送了

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‎-天啊，我後悔了
‎-別後悔

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‎諾拉，妳在這裡肯定會風山水起的

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‎妳說得對

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‎是的，這對妳來說是好事

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‎-妳沒搶到這房子
‎-甚麼？別啊別啊

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‎我可以對妳說實話嗎？

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‎-我沒看過妳進去
‎-甚麼？

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‎不，妳自以為自己是

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‎在框架內思考

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‎但我覺得妳其實是在框外思考

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‎聽著，我口袋裡裝了一顆寶石

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‎放好幾個月了

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‎別告訴其他人喔

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‎想看我口袋裡的寶石嗎？

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‎是顆寶石

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‎我倒是不介意看妳口袋裡的寶石

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‎-嗯，是的
‎-一起吸大麻吧

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‎美味多汁！

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‎小心，小插頭要過來了

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‎快點，在為時以晚前快逃啊

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‎我們必須拯救美角獸

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‎如果勇角獸在這裡
‎他就可以拯救我們了

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‎看起來如何？

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‎-不錯的
‎-我可以按錄影了嗎？

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‎-妳準備好了？
‎-我好了，開始吧

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‎嗨，我是伊恩馬修，是一名家庭主夫

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‎每天早上醒來
‎我都可以和女兒增進感情

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‎我們一同走路

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‎我們一同吃飯和聊天

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‎這是我有過最棒的關係

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‎和女兒在一起是最讓我覺得

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‎自己是男人的時候

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‎好了，查德，你可以的

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‎明確自行車

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‎以明確的爬山能力

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‎-而聞名
‎-你像個娘炮一樣

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‎自信點

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‎當你在城市中騎自行車的時候

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‎注意效區環境也同樣重要
‎所以我們計劃了

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‎一系列的騎車…

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‎哥們，這些他們早就知道了

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‎要取悅客戶不是這樣做的

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‎我只是在熱身，好嗎？
‎我在小試牛刀

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‎今天禮拜六
‎我們都有自己的事要忙

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‎-不想看你小試牛刀
‎-你知道嗎？

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‎-不如你來匯報吧？
‎-好啊，謝了

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‎你可以給這孩子一個機會嗎？

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‎查德，你會匯報得很好的

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‎就把客戶想像成哥們

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‎然後你要去和哥們去喝酒…

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‎你這個臉上像被輾過一樣的傢伙

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‎要給出向客戶匯報的意見嗎？

202
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‎是的，我覺得會幫得上忙

203
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,708
‎-至少比罵他一頓有用
‎-不敢苟同

204
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,835
‎你匯報得像處男做愛一樣糟

205
00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,129
‎-莫奧
‎-很好

206
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,174
‎天啊，這是分泌過多
‎這才是真正的問題

207
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,510
‎你看上去像濕透襯衫比賽裡的海牛目

208
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,554
‎聽好…算了！

209
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,142
‎-別這樣吧，卡爾
‎-卡爾，你還好嗎？

210
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:02,810
‎莫奧，天啦

211
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,646
‎-我怕怕了
‎-我很餓耶

212
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:06,939
‎喂

213
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,275
‎-好吧！
‎-不要…

214
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,528
‎那我應該當勇角獸…

215
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,779
‎還是肉汁獸？

216
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:16,824
‎妳想一起玩？

217
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,660
‎當然，如果妳想我話，我們可以…

218
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,415
‎妳看，我就在這裡，來玩吧

219
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:28,085
‎-可以讓我看完這集嗎？
‎-嗯，當然可以

220
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:32,256
‎好，我們數三聲
‎就把角聚在一起高歌

221
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,467
‎一、二、三

222
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,052
‎這怎麼會在地牢？

223
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,138
‎惡角獸就住在雲裡面

224
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,264
‎他把他們困住了

225
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,475
‎妳不能把人困在雲裡面的

226
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,769
‎雲朵並非固態的
‎妳可以直接穿過雲朵

227
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,062
‎妳知道的吧？

228
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,648
‎-趕快，推我一把
‎-爬上來吧

229
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,817
‎為甚麼牠要人推一把？
‎牠是馬兒，明明會跳的

230
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,362
‎媽，牠不是馬兒，她是獨角獸

231
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,114
‎好吧，那獨角獸不是應該有魔法嗎？

232
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,407
‎那技術

233
00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,867
‎-應該會幫得上忙…
‎-媽

234
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,787
‎如果妳不喜歡這個節目
‎那就別跟我一起看

235
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,999
‎好吧，天啦

236
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,005
‎那我就自己走開吧

237
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:14,882
‎我等下再回來

238
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,426
‎別忘了那個糖塊

239
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,845
‎讓我先確定有按到錄影

240
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,472
‎你想我說甚麼？

241
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,474
‎就說一下嫁給一個家庭主夫

242
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,142
‎妳覺得有多幸福吧

243
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,686
‎是的

244
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:28,562
‎準備好？

245
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,815
‎開拍

246
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,608
‎我是珍妮馬修

247
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,568
‎我嫁了給一個家庭主夫

248
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,491
‎我丈夫會留在家裡，陪我們的女兒

249
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:44,161
‎看著她長大，而我就去工作，非常棒

250
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,538
‎停

251
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,956
‎好吧，寶貝

252
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,917
‎我知道妳不是一個天生的表演者

253
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,628
‎不過妳說得有點諷刺

254
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:54,922
‎知道妳需要甚麼嗎？

255
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,967
‎一個搭檔，來吧

256
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,678
‎抱起

257
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,930
‎好，再試一遍

258
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,392
‎不過這次，看著柔伊的雙眼

259
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,561
‎再說出心底話

260
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,479
‎可以嗎？

261
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,022
‎準備好？

262
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,233
‎開拍

263
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:20,281
‎我丈夫負責照顧我們的女兒

264
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,866
‎而我就去工作

265
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:28,080
‎讓我覺得自己在找尋某些東西

266
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,208
‎但連我自己都不知道在找甚麼

267
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,837
‎我下班回家看到我的丈夫

268
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,964
‎和女兒增進感情

269
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,633
‎就如我一直幻想中
‎自己和女兒增進感情的模樣

270
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,969
‎-然後我就覺得…
‎-停

271
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,805
‎好了，寶貝
‎如果大家感受到負面情緒

272
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,515
‎就不會付錢的了，是吧？

273
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,060
‎這氣氛有點沉重
‎不如多講一些我的事吧

274
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,812
‎好，就是…

275
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,149
‎-撒謊吧
‎-對，沒錯！

276
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,317
‎謝謝

277
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,652
‎好，完美了

278
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,238
‎來錄影…

279
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,531
‎開始

280
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,618
‎愛麗絲，過來這邊

281
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,670
‎媽，妳怎麼會常常生病？

282
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,965
‎因為我有持續消化不良…

283
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,509
‎都不重要了，坐吧

284
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,302
‎-不過還有一集耶
‎-坐吧

285
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,015
‎-妳看到嗎？
‎-嗯，看得到

286
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,350
‎我們就是要摺這個

287
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,894
‎-為甚麼？
‎-甚麼意思？

288
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:32,812
‎因為很美啊

289
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,439
‎-我們可以摺獨角獸嗎？
‎-不行

290
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,400
‎為甚麼？

291
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,902
‎因為我們要摺小鳥

292
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,989
‎還有我不會摺獨角獸

293
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,035
‎來吧，愛麗絲，會好玩的

294
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,541
‎然後妳對摺

295
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,710
‎寶貝，不是這樣…

296
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,422
‎要對角，要角對角

297
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,132
‎像這樣嗎？

298
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,551
‎不是，角落要對齊的

299
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,845
‎-甚麼是對齊？
‎-就是它們邊對邊連在一起

300
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,429
‎妳得多注重細節

301
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,681
‎-我在試了
‎-有嗎？

302
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,307
‎因為妳做不對的話

303
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,059
‎倒不如直接把紙掐成紙團了

304
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,060
‎像這樣嗎？

305
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,445
‎妳餓嗎？

306
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,531
‎餓

307
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,492
‎-恭喜妳啊，法蘭琪！
‎-來擊個掌

308
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,287
‎等等，妳賣掉那塊爛地？

309
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,082
‎老兄，對別人來說是爛地
‎對某人來說是家

310
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,333
‎她有進去看過嗎？

311
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,961
‎她有聞過後面的房間嗎？
‎聞起來像鮭魚一樣

312
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,171
‎各位，我賣給她的是一個新開始

313
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,924
‎鮭魚味的新開始

314
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,010
‎法蘭琪，說真的，幹得好

315
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,387
‎保持這樣，妳都能當本月最佳員工了

316
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,680
‎我們有每月最佳員工？

317
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:50,806
‎不是的

318
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:53,642
‎但如果有…

319
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,820
‎-嗨，小吉
‎-法蘭琪，現在不太方便

320
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,863
‎我知道妳很忙

321
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,573
‎不過我想打過來跟妳說…

322
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,241
‎-好了好了，蘿塔
‎-我有好消息

323
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,076
‎-我要掛線了
‎-我賣出了…

324
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,623
‎她掛線了…

325
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,417
‎她現在有點忙

326
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,044
‎不過她很替我高興的

327
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,504
‎-我們也替妳高興
‎-謝謝

328
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,348
‎媽的

329
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,141
‎（內森：妳的搭檔來了，在哪？）

330
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:41,982
‎卡爾？

331
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,443
‎凱特，嗨…

332
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,028
‎怎麼了？

333
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,866
‎我為莫奧說的東西向你道歉

334
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,202
‎他在耍流氓

335
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,748
‎沒事，他只是刺中我的痛處而已

336
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,625
‎-像你的臉嗎？
‎-是的

337
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,752
‎別…很抱歉

338
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,421
‎我知道你在搞離婚，一定很煎熬

339
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,466
‎如果這麼簡單就好了

340
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,553
‎我本來覺得是時候忘記過去

341
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,975
‎所以我開始了一段網絡情緣

342
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,851
‎天啦，卡爾，那很棒啊

343
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,897
‎不，凱特，一點都不棒

344
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,651
‎我被網絡詐騙了

345
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,987
‎不是吧

346
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,280
‎最後發現這個叫蒂娜的女人

347
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,075
‎其實是一個叫菲力斯的男人

348
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,829
‎這些事情很平常的

349
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,207
‎像是我看到某些東西想跟蒂娜說

350
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,835
‎不過呢？我沒辦法告訴她

351
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,463
‎我只我可以告訴菲力斯
‎因為蒂娜是不存在的

352
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,299
‎別這樣，沒事的

353
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,010
‎別這樣

354
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,388
‎老兄，聽我說

355
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,183
‎我覺得你是個很既貼心又聰明的傢伙

356
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,021
‎謝了，凱特

357
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,648
‎妳真的很會做這份工作

358
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,567
‎謝謝

359
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,362
‎我都搞不懂為甚麼他們
‎會把蒙特婁的工作機會給莫奧的

360
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:13,031
‎甚麼？

361
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,212
‎（金額：100，提交捐款）

362
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,757
‎（家庭主夫電影集資）

363
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,635
‎寶貝，我收到我首個捐款了

364
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,012
‎一百塊！

365
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,847
‎我要帶妳出去吃晚餐

366
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,225
‎等等，不行
‎我要把錢投放在電影裡

367
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,623
‎（內森霍斯塔：還說五點）

368
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:50,754
‎小姐，妳迷路嗎？

369
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,840
‎你在外面做甚麼？

370
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,925
‎只是吸一下新鮮空氣

371
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,510
‎你去吸煙嗎？

372
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,263
‎是電子煙

373
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,306
‎爸，那是大麻嗎？

374
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,142
‎大麻萃取液

375
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,643
‎-要吸一口嗎？
‎-不用了

376
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,275
‎妳好像有點失落

377
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,776
‎要告訴我嗎？怎了？

378
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,070
‎我只是累了

379
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,282
‎那蒙特婁的職位如何，有消息嗎？

380
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,783
‎事實上…

381
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,911
‎我剛知道公司把職位給莫奧了

382
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,205
‎-那哭哭啼啼的傢伙？
‎-不是，那是卡爾

383
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,041
‎-那個千禧年代的傢伙？
‎-爸，那是查德

384
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:28,959
‎真荒謬

385
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,129
‎我真是搞不懂，為甚麼妳老闆

386
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,672
‎會請那麼多同名字的傢伙

387
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,300
‎他怎麼告訴妳？

388
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,053
‎誰，李察嗎？
‎他沒有說，那是卡爾告訴我的

389
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,805
‎哭哭啼啼的那個

390
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,101
‎別那麼快就失望吧

391
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,062
‎等到妳親口聽到李察說再算吧

392
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,022
‎可能吧

393
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,068
‎那內森呢，他知道這件事嗎？

394
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,197
‎妳得和他商量的

395
00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,698
‎真的促膝長談

396
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,409
‎婚姻裡的秘密就如床舖裡的跳蚤

397
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,911
‎不理的話便會惡化

398
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,663
‎兩者都會讓妳最終睡在沙發上

399
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,373
‎蠻有道理

400
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,085
‎我還是回去了

401
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,795
‎我跟妳媽說我去打電話的

402
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,381
‎不過我才記起手機在她包包裡

403
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,259
‎像是個秘密呢

404
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,719
‎妳想怎麼樣？

405
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,597
‎就照我講的做，別學我撒謊

406
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,724
‎-好吧
‎-要一起進去嗎？

407
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,019
‎稍後吧，你可以假裝沒見過我嗎？

408
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,812
‎甚麼？見過誰？

409
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,690
‎爸，愛你喔

410
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,317
‎乖女，我也愛妳

411
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,324
‎字幕翻譯：李瑋樂