1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,046 Kate: Previously on "Workin' Moms". 2 00:00:07,046 --> 00:00:08,963 - We have let this go long enough. 3 00:00:08,963 --> 00:00:11,880 We need to, like, hug and communicate. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,838 - Did Anne give you more drugs? 5 00:00:13,838 --> 00:00:16,088 - Did you or did you not want me to come onto you? 6 00:00:16,088 --> 00:00:18,421 - Marvin this was just some harmless office flirting. 7 00:00:18,421 --> 00:00:20,338 Get a hold of yourself. 8 00:00:20,338 --> 00:00:21,963 Anne: My Nanny has bonded with my daughter 9 00:00:21,963 --> 00:00:24,796 more in a week than I have in nine years. 10 00:00:24,796 --> 00:00:26,963 - So, you in, Kate? 11 00:00:26,963 --> 00:00:28,921 - Let the best man win. 12 00:00:28,921 --> 00:00:30,630 - Your words not mine, man. 13 00:00:34,213 --> 00:00:35,713 (Baby coos) 14 00:00:37,713 --> 00:00:40,838 - Something I like to do is just a gentle bicycle 15 00:00:40,838 --> 00:00:42,463 with the legs. 16 00:00:42,463 --> 00:00:44,796 And not only does this feel dynamite 17 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,588 in their little quads and hammies, 18 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,713 but it also helps them to release gas. (Baby farts) 19 00:00:49,713 --> 00:00:51,755 - Speaking of massage; Kate what's going on here? 20 00:00:51,755 --> 00:00:53,213 Kate: Oh, that? 21 00:00:53,213 --> 00:00:55,671 That's just the most amazing rub down I've ever had. 22 00:00:55,671 --> 00:00:57,588 - I can't even imagine. 23 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:59,296 - What, you've never had a massage before? 24 00:00:59,296 --> 00:01:00,796 - I mean, not in years. 25 00:01:00,796 --> 00:01:02,463 I, uh... I don't think I could enjoy it anymore 26 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,213 because I am just too preoccupied. 27 00:01:04,213 --> 00:01:06,546 - With what? Boiling your diva cup? 28 00:01:06,546 --> 00:01:09,380 - Okay, take your thumbs and trace little circ-- 29 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:11,963 - No, Anne, with the fact that I have so much to do everyday. 30 00:01:11,963 --> 00:01:14,046 You know, doing the laundry, cleaning the house, 31 00:01:14,046 --> 00:01:15,546 making baby food. 32 00:01:15,546 --> 00:01:17,380 - See if you weren't making baby food 33 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:18,880 maybe you could go for a massage. 34 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,338 - Everyday I take, like, 20 minutes 35 00:01:21,338 --> 00:01:25,380 just to think or dance or, I don't know, 36 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,088 clean my cow figurines, whatever. Something. 37 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,796 - I tell my family that I have IBS, 38 00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:34,171 so I can lock myself in the bathroom and play Candy Crush. 39 00:01:34,171 --> 00:01:37,338 - Jenny, what is the filter that you use in your selfies? 40 00:01:37,338 --> 00:01:38,755 - I don't use filters. 41 00:01:40,421 --> 00:01:41,463 - Really? Wow. 42 00:01:41,463 --> 00:01:42,505 - Well, I've made the conscious choice 43 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:44,088 not to be on social media. 44 00:01:44,088 --> 00:01:45,630 Anne: Oh, good for you, Sheila. 45 00:01:45,630 --> 00:01:47,921 All: (positive reactions) Kate: Let's throw her a parade. 46 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:49,755 ♪♪♪ 47 00:01:59,005 --> 00:02:00,130 - Will there just be one ball 48 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:02,005 that all our parents will share from? 49 00:02:02,005 --> 00:02:04,296 - What? - Here, like this. 50 00:02:04,296 --> 00:02:06,088 - Ah, smaller. Hm-hmm. 51 00:02:06,088 --> 00:02:07,921 - All right what time are you gonna be home tonight? 52 00:02:07,921 --> 00:02:11,505 - Uh, no later than four, five, latest. I promise. 53 00:02:11,505 --> 00:02:12,838 - Well, you better be home for dinner. 54 00:02:12,838 --> 00:02:14,380 The last time you left me alone with your parents 55 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:17,921 it was the worst. - When I gave birth to Charlie? 56 00:02:17,921 --> 00:02:20,171 - The small talk was excruciating. 57 00:02:20,171 --> 00:02:21,713 - Fair enough. 58 00:02:21,713 --> 00:02:23,713 - Remember when you told me to throw out this box of junk? 59 00:02:23,713 --> 00:02:25,296 - I do, yeah. 60 00:02:25,296 --> 00:02:26,880 - Well, I didn't throw out this box of junk. 61 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,255 I hid it in the crawl space. 62 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:29,671 - Oh, thanks for your constant reminder 63 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,546 that I married the right man. - Did you ever! 64 00:02:31,546 --> 00:02:33,046 Guess how much my VHS copy 65 00:02:33,046 --> 00:02:34,505 of "Beauty and the Beast" is worth? 66 00:02:34,505 --> 00:02:37,838 Uh, negative 10 cents? - Uh, try positive $500. 67 00:02:37,838 --> 00:02:41,046 - What?! What kind of nutjob pays $500 for VHS? 68 00:02:41,046 --> 00:02:43,463 Can you please take Jamye with you? 69 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,588 - Oh, uh, funny, you know, studies have said 70 00:02:45,588 --> 00:02:47,880 that crying babies really muck up a business transaction-- 71 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,463 - Lionel! - But I'm gonna take her 72 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:51,796 'cause I love her and I'm a good father. Yes. 73 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:55,838 Let's go meet Herb. Hopefully he's not a murderer. 74 00:02:55,838 --> 00:02:58,296 Yes. Yes. Okay, bye, mommy. 75 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:01,838 - Lionel? - Yeah. 76 00:03:01,838 --> 00:03:03,505 - You will take her out of the box 77 00:03:03,505 --> 00:03:05,880 and put her in the car-seat, right? 78 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,005 - Yeah. (Door creaks open) 79 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,380 - Where's Daddy going? 80 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,880 - Jesus Christ, you scared me. - Sorry for living. 81 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,255 - Daddy and Jamye went to sell junk to a man named Herb. 82 00:03:17,255 --> 00:03:18,546 - Gross. 83 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:21,005 - So I guess it's just me and you today. 84 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:22,338 - Fun. 85 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:25,838 (Apple crunches) 86 00:03:27,963 --> 00:03:31,630 - Looking good sugar butt. - What are you doing? 87 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:33,755 - C'mon don't worry, I won't put it in. 88 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,755 - Put what in what? 89 00:03:35,755 --> 00:03:38,796 - Your sweet ass in my Kickstarter video. 90 00:03:38,796 --> 00:03:40,005 For my movie. 91 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:44,838 - The movie about fat vampires? (Blender whirs) 92 00:03:44,838 --> 00:03:48,171 - Did you listen to anything I said? 93 00:03:48,171 --> 00:03:50,838 My new screenplay is about stay at home dads. 94 00:03:50,838 --> 00:03:56,088 - Are the dads vampires? - No. Also, not a bad idea. 95 00:03:56,088 --> 00:03:58,838 - I can't believe you're making a Kickstarter. 96 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,671 You really think people are gonna give you money. 97 00:04:00,671 --> 00:04:03,380 - Yeah. You said you were gonna help. 98 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:05,296 - I was planning on going to yoga. 99 00:04:05,296 --> 00:04:08,380 - You don't need yoga, baby, if anything, yoga needs you. 100 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:12,796 Come on, it'll be fun. You, me, Zoe. 101 00:04:12,796 --> 00:04:14,713 - Fine I'll help you. 102 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,171 You don't have to guilt me, I'll do it. 103 00:04:17,171 --> 00:04:18,713 - All right! 104 00:04:18,713 --> 00:04:19,630 Zoe! 105 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:24,296 (Phones ring) 106 00:04:27,713 --> 00:04:30,838 - Ugh, okay, I was test driving the clients bike. 107 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,963 It's a fixed gear bike. 108 00:04:32,963 --> 00:04:35,421 Did you know they don't have brakes? 109 00:04:35,421 --> 00:04:37,296 - Yeah, Carl, 110 00:04:37,296 --> 00:04:39,463 everybody knows that they don't have brakes. 111 00:04:39,463 --> 00:04:41,421 - Hey, you know what didn't have breaks last night? 112 00:04:41,421 --> 00:04:43,671 - Uh-oh. - This guy. 113 00:04:43,671 --> 00:04:46,463 Too bad I wasted it on a seven. - Did you guys smash? 114 00:04:46,463 --> 00:04:49,296 - Chad could you refrain from speaking millennial in here? 115 00:04:49,296 --> 00:04:51,380 - Come on, you guys know what "smash" is. 116 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,088 It's like tap that. - You're talking about sex? 117 00:04:54,088 --> 00:04:57,546 - Yeah, just like, less sad. - It sounds very violent. 118 00:04:57,546 --> 00:05:00,546 - What do you people call it? - Sex. Mo? 119 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:03,630 - I don't know. Guess I'd say, uh, we banged. 120 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,880 Got it on. Laid some pipe. 121 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,296 - Like you could ever do anything as masculine 122 00:05:08,296 --> 00:05:10,671 a plumbing. (Chad laughs) 123 00:05:10,671 --> 00:05:13,880 Carl, what's your smash? - Uh, make love. 124 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,088 (All laugh) 125 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:19,963 - As enlightening as this is, let's, let's get down to work. 126 00:05:19,963 --> 00:05:21,838 - Agreed. - Okay. 127 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:24,130 Uh, Carl, So do you want my specified notes right now? 128 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:25,880 - Yes I do. Yeah. - Chad, actually, 129 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,671 you can hang onto those notes 130 00:05:27,671 --> 00:05:30,296 because you'll be making the presentation. 131 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:33,213 - Oh, I-I though I was? 132 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:35,505 - Yeah. Uh, Carl, seeing as you broke your face 133 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:37,296 on the bike last night, 134 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,588 I'm gonna keep you away from the clients. 135 00:05:39,588 --> 00:05:42,463 - Yeah, so, uh... I don't know about that, 136 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:44,921 I've never pitched before. 137 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,671 - You can handle it, man. 138 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:49,213 - Yeah, man, you're gonna smash it. 139 00:05:50,213 --> 00:05:51,588 (Door creaks open) 140 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:57,838 (Car door opens) - Please, come into my office. 141 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:00,630 (Car door shuts) 142 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,713 Can I offer you a refreshment? 143 00:06:02,713 --> 00:06:04,713 Look, I got chips, gum, 144 00:06:06,213 --> 00:06:09,630 I'm pretty sure this is a juice. 145 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,921 You clearly love that place. 146 00:06:11,921 --> 00:06:14,963 If you wanna make a move, Nora, this is the time. 147 00:06:14,963 --> 00:06:17,755 - I just, I feel rushed. 148 00:06:17,755 --> 00:06:19,505 - Mm-mm, no. We keep coming back here, right? 149 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:20,921 That means something. 150 00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:24,671 Seventh times a charm, right? - I don't know. 151 00:06:24,671 --> 00:06:26,463 - Is this gum's cinnamon? - Hm-hmm. 152 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:28,213 - It's burning my mouth. 153 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:31,046 - Is your body trying to tell you something? 154 00:06:31,046 --> 00:06:33,713 You ready to make a move? Hm-hmm. 155 00:06:36,505 --> 00:06:38,421 - 'Kay. - Uh-ha. 156 00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:40,588 - I'll do it. Put in my offer. 157 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:43,296 - Woo-yeah, come on, let's do this. 158 00:06:43,296 --> 00:06:45,546 All right. Okay. Hold please. 159 00:06:45,546 --> 00:06:48,338 (Laughs, keys tap) And it is sent. 160 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,088 - Oh God, I feel regret. - Don't. Don't do that. 161 00:06:52,088 --> 00:06:54,463 You are gonna thrive here, Nora. 162 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:55,963 - You're right. 163 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:58,130 - Yeah. This is gonna mean good things for you. 164 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,130 (Cell phone pings) 165 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:02,421 - You didn't get the house. 166 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,796 - What?! Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no. 167 00:07:05,963 --> 00:07:08,213 - Look, can I be real with you? 168 00:07:08,213 --> 00:07:11,130 Never saw you in that house. - What?! 169 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:15,463 - No, you, you think that you think inside the box, 170 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:21,255 but I think that you think outside the box. 171 00:07:21,255 --> 00:07:23,755 Listen, got a little gem that I've had in my back pocket 172 00:07:23,755 --> 00:07:27,380 for a few months now. Don't tell anybody. 173 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:31,213 Want to see the little gem that's in my back pocket? 174 00:07:31,213 --> 00:07:32,921 It's a gem. 175 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:34,588 - I don't mind seeing the gem in your back pocket. 176 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,588 - Yeah-yeah-yeah, right. Let's blow this joint. 177 00:07:36,588 --> 00:07:39,005 (Engine starts and whirs) 178 00:07:39,005 --> 00:07:44,546 (Video game pings and crackles) (Anne laughs) 179 00:07:44,546 --> 00:07:45,796 Game: Juicy! 180 00:07:45,796 --> 00:07:48,005 Alice: Watch out. Meany Corn is coming. 181 00:07:48,005 --> 00:07:51,588 Quick, we've gotta get out of here before it's too late. 182 00:07:51,588 --> 00:07:53,755 (Door creaks open) 183 00:07:56,505 --> 00:07:58,755 Alice: We must save Pretty Corn. 184 00:07:58,755 --> 00:08:02,505 If only Bravy Corn were here, he could help us. 185 00:08:02,505 --> 00:08:04,338 (Unicorns clomp against table) 186 00:08:04,338 --> 00:08:08,296 ♪♪♪ 187 00:08:11,505 --> 00:08:13,880 (Video game sounds) 188 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:18,338 ♪♪♪ 189 00:08:19,463 --> 00:08:21,380 (Sighs) 190 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:23,338 - Well, how do we look? 191 00:08:23,338 --> 00:08:25,671 - You look fine. Can I press record? 192 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,546 - You ready? I'm ready, all right. 193 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:29,963 (Record button beeps) 194 00:08:29,963 --> 00:08:33,880 Hi, I am Ian Mathews, and I am a stay at home dad. 195 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,755 Every morning I wake up and I get to bond with my daughter. 196 00:08:37,755 --> 00:08:39,838 We take walks together, 197 00:08:39,838 --> 00:08:42,046 we eat meals together and we chat. 198 00:08:42,046 --> 00:08:44,630 It's the most beautiful relationship I've ever had. 199 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:47,213 There's nothing that makes me feel like more of a man 200 00:08:47,213 --> 00:08:49,421 than being a mother to my daughter. 201 00:08:49,421 --> 00:08:51,546 - All right, Chad, you got this. 202 00:08:51,546 --> 00:08:54,213 (Preparatory breath) 203 00:08:54,213 --> 00:08:58,046 - Specified bikes are famous for their specified ability 204 00:08:58,046 --> 00:09:00,255 in tackling mountain ranges. 205 00:09:00,255 --> 00:09:03,130 - You sound like a little bitch. Confidence. 206 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:05,463 - It's important to note 207 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:06,838 when you're riding through the city 208 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,005 to be aware of the urban environment. 209 00:09:09,005 --> 00:09:12,463 That-that's why we've planned a series of bike riding-- 210 00:09:12,463 --> 00:09:14,338 - Dude, they know this already. 211 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:16,963 This is not how you get it in with a client. 212 00:09:16,963 --> 00:09:19,296 - Look, I'm just warming up, okay? I'm teasing the tip. 213 00:09:19,296 --> 00:09:20,921 - Oh. - It's Saturday. 214 00:09:20,921 --> 00:09:22,921 We all have better things to do than watch you tease the tip. 215 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:24,588 - You know what? Why don't you just do it? 216 00:09:24,588 --> 00:09:26,421 - Yeah. All right. Thank you. 217 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:28,421 - Will you give the kid a chance, please? 218 00:09:28,421 --> 00:09:31,130 - Chad, you're gonna do great. 219 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:33,546 Uh, just think of the client as a buddy, 220 00:09:33,546 --> 00:09:35,213 and you're going for a beer with the buddy-- 221 00:09:35,213 --> 00:09:37,630 - Really, guy whose face looks like roadkill? 222 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,505 You're giving advice on pitching to a client? 223 00:09:39,505 --> 00:09:41,463 - Yeah, I thought it might be a bit more helpful 224 00:09:41,463 --> 00:09:43,796 than ripping him a new one. - I doubt it. 225 00:09:43,796 --> 00:09:46,005 You pitch like you have sex; badly and never. 226 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:48,338 - Mo. - Nice. 227 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,713 (Everyone groans) 228 00:09:49,713 --> 00:09:52,005 - Oh God, this is glandular. This is a real problem. 229 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:54,296 - You look like a Manatee at a wet t-shirt concert. 230 00:09:54,296 --> 00:09:56,088 - Look... forget this! 231 00:09:56,088 --> 00:09:57,671 - (Laughs) Oh ho! 232 00:09:57,671 --> 00:10:00,880 Come on, Carl, relax. - Carl, you okay? 233 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,213 Mo, Jesus. 234 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:06,421 Boy: (on TV) I'm scared. Girl: (On TV) Well, I'm hungry. 235 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:08,880 - Hey. 236 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,380 So should I be Brave Corn...y? Gravy Corn? 237 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,880 (Anne whinnies) - You wanna play? 238 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,921 - Yeah, sure. If you want me to we can... 239 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,380 (Anne whinnies) Hey look, I am here, let's play. 240 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:26,005 - Can we just finish this episode? 241 00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,088 -Yep, sure. Yep, that's fine. 242 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:29,963 Boy: Okay, on the count of three 243 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,630 let's put our horns together and sing. 244 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:34,546 Boy and girl: One, two, three. 245 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,213 - How's that a dungeon? 246 00:10:37,213 --> 00:10:38,963 - Uh, that's where Meany Corn lives. In the clouds. 247 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,505 He has them locked up. 248 00:10:40,505 --> 00:10:42,588 - You can't lock somebody in a cloud. 249 00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:44,796 Clouds aren't solid, you can walk through a cloud. 250 00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:46,921 You know that, right? 251 00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:49,088 Boy: Quick, give me a boost. Girl: Well, climb on. 252 00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:51,880 - Why does she need a boost? She's a horse, she can jump. 253 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,380 - She's not a horse, Mom, she's a unicorn. 254 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:57,005 - Okay, so don't unicorns have magical powers? 255 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:59,213 I mean that skill set could come in really handy-- 256 00:10:59,213 --> 00:11:01,380 - Mom, if you don't like the show 257 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:04,171 then don't watch it with me. 258 00:11:04,171 --> 00:11:06,171 - Okay. God. 259 00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:10,505 (Clears throat) 260 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:13,213 I'm just gonna excuse myself then. 261 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:15,546 I'll be right back. 262 00:11:15,546 --> 00:11:17,505 Boy: Don't forget the sugar cubes! 263 00:11:17,505 --> 00:11:19,671 - So let me just make sure to hit record. 264 00:11:19,671 --> 00:11:21,046 - What do you want me to say? 265 00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:22,880 - Just talk about how blessed you feel 266 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,296 being married to a stay at home dad. 267 00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:28,171 - Right. - Ready? 268 00:11:28,171 --> 00:11:31,005 (Record button beeps) And action. 269 00:11:31,005 --> 00:11:32,630 - My name is Jenny Mathews. 270 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,796 I'm married to a stay at home dad. 271 00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:39,796 My husband stays at home with our daughter 272 00:11:39,796 --> 00:11:43,713 and watches her grow and I go to work, it's great. 273 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:46,213 - Cut. Cut. Okay. 274 00:11:46,213 --> 00:11:48,088 Honey, I understand that you're not a, you know, 275 00:11:48,088 --> 00:11:50,171 a natural performer, 276 00:11:50,171 --> 00:11:52,713 but it's starting to come off a little sarcastic. 277 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,421 - Uh-ha. - Do you know what you need? 278 00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,796 A scene partner. 279 00:11:57,796 --> 00:12:01,005 Come on. And up. 280 00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:02,796 All right, let's try it again, 281 00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:06,796 except this time look deep into Zoe's eyes 282 00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:10,713 and speak from the heart. Okay? 283 00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:12,838 Ready? And action. 284 00:12:16,255 --> 00:12:21,838 - My husband watches our daughter and I go to work 285 00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:25,963 where I find myself feeling 286 00:12:25,963 --> 00:12:28,463 like I'm searching for something, 287 00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:31,213 but I don't even know what it is. 288 00:12:31,213 --> 00:12:34,588 I come home from work to find my husband 289 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,755 bonding with my daughter 290 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,088 in ways I always imagined I would bond with her 291 00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:41,838 and then I, I feel like-- - Cut. Cut. 292 00:12:41,838 --> 00:12:44,213 Okay. Um, Honey, no ones is gonna want to donate 293 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:45,963 if they're getting a negative vibe, right? 294 00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,755 It's a little heavy. 295 00:12:47,755 --> 00:12:50,005 So why don't we make it a little bit more about me. 296 00:12:50,005 --> 00:12:53,005 - Right. So, like, less honest. 297 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,630 - Yes, exactly! Thank you. 298 00:12:56,921 --> 00:12:58,463 Okay, perfect. 299 00:12:58,463 --> 00:13:00,880 Let's record and... action. 300 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,630 - (Exasperated breath) 301 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,713 - Alice, come over here. 302 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:11,505 (Paper crinkles, footsteps thud) 303 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:17,046 - Mom, why are you sick all the time? 304 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,671 - Uh, because I have perpetual indigestion-- 305 00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:21,505 it doesn't matter just sit down. 306 00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:23,421 - But there is another episode. - Sit. 307 00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:25,213 - (Irritated huff) 308 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:27,755 - You see this? - Yeah, I see it. 309 00:13:27,755 --> 00:13:29,880 - We're gonna make one of these. 310 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,671 - Why? - What do you mean why? 311 00:13:31,671 --> 00:13:32,921 Because it's pretty. 312 00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:34,463 - Can we make a unicorn instead? 313 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:37,963 - No. - Why not? 314 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:40,046 - Because we're making a bird. 315 00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:43,963 And because I don't know how to make a unicorn. 316 00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:48,755 Alice, come on, it'll be fun. 317 00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:51,880 ...and so you fold it over diagonally. 318 00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:57,880 Uh, no. Honey... 319 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,421 Diagonally. The corners have to meet up. 320 00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:02,130 - Like this? 321 00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,796 - No, the corners have to be flush. 322 00:14:03,796 --> 00:14:06,005 - What's flush? - It's when they line up. 323 00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:07,296 You have to pay attention to detail. 324 00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:08,713 - I'm trying. - Are you? 325 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,130 Because if you're not gonna do it right 326 00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:12,130 you might as well crumple up your paper. 327 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:15,130 - You mean like this? (Paper crinkles) 328 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,171 (Paper thuds) 329 00:14:21,921 --> 00:14:24,005 - Are you hungry? - Yeah. 330 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:28,088 - Congratulations Frankie. - Put her there. 331 00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:31,046 - Wait, wait, you sold that turd? 332 00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:34,588 - Hey, man, one persons turd is another persons house. 333 00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:37,463 - Did she go inside? - Did she smell the back room, 334 00:14:37,463 --> 00:14:39,713 I mean it smells like salmon. - Guys, what I sold her 335 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:43,296 was a new beginning. A salmon scented new beginning. 336 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,671 - Seriously, Frankie, good job. 337 00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:47,755 - You keep it up, you'll be employee of the month. 338 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,546 - We have employee of the month? 339 00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:51,588 - Oh, no. (Laughs) 340 00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:53,796 But if we did... 341 00:15:02,046 --> 00:15:03,796 - Hey G. Giselle: Frankie, 342 00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:06,005 this isn't a good time. - Yeah, I know you're busy, 343 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,755 but I just want to call and tell you that-- 344 00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:09,630 Giselle: Okay, okay, Rhoda. - I got some good news. 345 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:12,796 - I've got to go. - I sold the... house... 346 00:15:12,796 --> 00:15:15,255 What was that? She hung up. 347 00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:18,338 She's...she's kind of busy right now. 348 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,463 She's really happy for me though. 349 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:23,213 - We're happy for you too. - Thanks. 350 00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,380 (Heavy exhale) 351 00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,463 (Phone buzzes) - Hmm? 352 00:15:31,421 --> 00:15:33,630 Oh, fuck. 353 00:15:36,213 --> 00:15:38,046 (Sighs) 354 00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:42,171 Carl? 355 00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:45,005 - Kate. Hey. Hey, uh... what's up? 356 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:50,130 - Hey, man, look I'm sorry about what Mo said in there. 357 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:53,255 He was, he was being a jerk. 358 00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:55,380 - (Laughs) Yeah, no, he just kinda poked 359 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,630 a couple of my sore spots there. 360 00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:59,588 - Like your face? (Laughs) - Yeah. 361 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,421 - Oh, don't... I'm sorry. 362 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,005 I know you're going through a divorce 363 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,171 and that's gotta be hard. - Oh, if you... 364 00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:08,880 if only that was it. 365 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,713 I figured it was time to move on, 366 00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:14,671 so I went online and I fell in love. 367 00:16:15,755 --> 00:16:18,046 - Oh my God, Carl, that's great. 368 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:21,088 - No, no, that's not great, Kate. I... 369 00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:24,921 I got catfished. 370 00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:27,838 - Oh no. 371 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:30,088 - Yeah, it turns out this girl named Tina 372 00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:33,421 is actually a guy named Phoenix. 373 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:36,421 - Well, that, that can happen to anybody. 374 00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:39,671 It's like, I see something and I wanna tell Tina, 375 00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:42,255 but hey, guess what, buddy? You can't tell Tina, 376 00:16:42,255 --> 00:16:46,005 you can only tell Phoenix because Tina doesn't exist. 377 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,838 - Oh. Oh-no, eh, oh God, it's okay. 378 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:52,171 Oh no. (Carl sobs) 379 00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:54,255 - Hey, Buddy, look, for the record, 380 00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:58,671 I think you are a really sweet, really smart guy. 381 00:17:00,255 --> 00:17:02,588 - Well, thanks, Kate. 382 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,171 You know you're really good at this job. 383 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,755 - Thank you. 384 00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:11,130 - I don't know why they gave Mo the Montreal gig. 385 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,963 - What? 386 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:19,546 ♪♪♪ 387 00:17:19,546 --> 00:17:21,046 ♪ I do it alone ♪ 388 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:28,005 ♪ So I'm lonely ♪ 389 00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:33,296 - Babe, I got my first donation. 390 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:35,088 A hundred bucks! 391 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,088 I'm taking you out for dinner. 392 00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:40,338 Wait, no, I'm gonna put it towards the movie. 393 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:42,005 ♪♪♪ 394 00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:43,880 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 395 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,838 ♪ Are you scared to tell somebody ♪ 396 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:51,546 ♪ How you feel about somebody ♪ 397 00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:56,338 ♪♪♪ 398 00:17:58,046 --> 00:18:01,671 ♪ Are you scared what somebody's gonna think ♪ 399 00:18:03,171 --> 00:18:07,213 ♪♪♪ 400 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,921 Oh, 401 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:15,755 ♪ Are you scared to wear your heart out on your sleeve ♪ 402 00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:17,755 (Both laugh) 403 00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:21,171 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 404 00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:25,255 ♪ Are you scared of me ♪ 405 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:29,338 ♪ Because I'm scared ♪ 406 00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:32,713 ♪ That death's gonna take me away ♪ 407 00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:36,880 (Key turns, engine and radio turn off) 408 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:42,046 (Cell phone buzzes) 409 00:18:44,171 --> 00:18:45,921 (Knocking) 410 00:18:45,921 --> 00:18:47,671 Kate: (Laughs) 411 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,213 (Door locks unlock) 412 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,463 - Hey, lady, you lost? 413 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,338 - What are you doing out there? 414 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,421 - Ah, just getting some fresh air. 415 00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,588 - Mmhmm. You smoking? 416 00:18:56,588 --> 00:18:59,630 - (Grumbles) Vaping actually. 417 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,588 - Dad, is that weed? 418 00:19:01,588 --> 00:19:03,421 - Oil extract. Want some? 419 00:19:03,421 --> 00:19:06,255 - Yeah, I'm good. 420 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,255 - Ooh. - Mm? 421 00:19:09,255 --> 00:19:11,338 - You seem like you're down in a trough. 422 00:19:11,338 --> 00:19:13,213 Care to share? What is it? 423 00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:15,921 - I'm, I'm just tired. - Oh. 424 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,380 Hey, what about the Montreal thing, any word? 425 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,588 - Actually, um... 426 00:19:20,588 --> 00:19:22,588 I just found out they gave it to Mo. 427 00:19:22,588 --> 00:19:25,255 - The weeper?! - No, that's Carl. 428 00:19:25,255 --> 00:19:27,588 - The teenage zorp? - Dad, that's Chad. 429 00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:29,213 - Ridiculous. 430 00:19:29,213 --> 00:19:31,713 Why your boss would want so many boys with the same name 431 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,796 in that office, is beyond me. 432 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,588 How'd he tell you? 433 00:19:36,588 --> 00:19:40,213 - Who, Richard? He didn't, I found out from Carl. 434 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,171 The Weeper. 435 00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,296 - Well, Don't un-count your chickens 436 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:46,130 before you know they're dead. 437 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,630 Just wait 'till you hear it directly from Richard. 438 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,088 - Yeah, maybe. 439 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:54,713 - And, Nathan, does he know what's happening? 440 00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:58,171 Oh, you have to have a talk with him. 441 00:19:58,171 --> 00:19:59,838 I mean, a real talk. 442 00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:01,713 Secrets in a marriage are like fleas in a bed; 443 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:04,005 you can leave them to fester, 444 00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:07,005 they'll both have you sleeping on the couch. 445 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,880 - Fair enough. 446 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,546 - Oh, I better get back inside. 447 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:13,088 I told your mom I was making a call, 448 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,130 but I just remembered my phone's in her purse. 449 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,921 - (Laughs) Sounds like a secret. 450 00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:20,588 - Well, what do you want for nothing. 451 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:23,005 Just do as I say, don't do as I do. 452 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,838 - Okay. - You coming? 453 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:28,630 - In a minute. Will you pretend you haven't seen me? 454 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,463 - What? Seen who? - (Kate laughs) 455 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,671 Love you, Dad. 456 00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:36,380 (Smooching kiss) - You too, Honey. 457 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,046 (Door slams shut) 458 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,755 (Console beeps, music plays) 459 00:20:42,755 --> 00:20:44,671 ♪ Put on my best dress ♪ 460 00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:46,505 ♪ I wanted to impress ♪ 461 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,546 ♪ I put a little make-up on ♪ 462 00:20:50,546 --> 00:20:52,505 ♪ Put a bow in my hair ♪ 463 00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:55,088 ♪ Wore pretty underwear ♪ 464 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,171 ♪ Hoping you might take it off ♪ 465 00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:00,005 ♪ Don't know your etiquette ♪ 466 00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:02,838 ♪ But I'm strapped to my chair ♪ 467 00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:05,796 ♪ And it ain't 'cause you're pretty ♪ 468 00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:07,130 ♪ You were charming ♪ 469 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,130 ♪ Until you saw your chance to kill ♪ 470 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,130 ♪ Your chance to make history ♪