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‎前情提要

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‎法蘭琪，不要

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‎我要去洗澡，獨自去洗

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‎妳復職後，我都還沒自我介紹

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‎我是馬文，新來的主管

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‎法蘭琪，聽我說
‎我知道妳很怕，我也是的

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‎甚麼？妳凡事都井井有條
‎妳就像個警察一樣

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‎我知道妳在工作時打甚麼鬼主意
‎我並不是蠢的

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‎伊恩！

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‎應該讓你們兩個在這裡決鬥

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‎我會殺了妳

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‎我喜歡看女同性戀的色情片

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‎-真的假的？
‎-真的

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‎當然我自己不是同性戀，不過…

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‎我覺得這是唯一一種色情片

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‎看起來不像有人會受傷

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‎法蘭琪？妳懂我意思的吧

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‎-我不看色情片的
‎-完全不看？

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‎是的，感覺好奇怪

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‎看著陌生人親熱？

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‎就像看著陌生人上廁所

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‎有時候醫生會讓妳去看色情片的

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‎最好是吧

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‎有時候妳可以把色情片
‎當作性愛分享網

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‎甚麼意思？

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‎妳看到他們在做的事情

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‎妳就會想，下次可以試試

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‎例如呢？

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‎像是體位或奇怪的髮型

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‎甚至有時候是雅緻的指甲彩繪

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‎色情片絕對不會留長指甲的

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‎我用色情片來學職呻吟的

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‎就是這個！妳學到甚麼

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‎要試嗎？好吧

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‎不要…

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‎不要…

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‎好，不要！

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‎那是甚麼鬼？受傷的動物叫嗎？

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‎算是吧，那是兔女孩的叫聲

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‎-兔子？
‎-女孩？

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‎是的，但不用擔心，那只是動畫

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‎等等，妳看的是色情卡通？

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‎是的，是動畫啦，很花俏的
‎也稱為色情動畫

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‎那是日本的，對吧？
‎所有女性都是低聲下氣的

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‎劇情會是一個很胖的公車司機

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‎他想叫一個女生滾下公車

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‎但她不會走

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‎司機就會很激動
‎然後他們就會親熱

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‎或是兔女孩走進森林遇到大灰狼吧

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‎不好意思，很胖的公車司機？

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‎那麼女孩…

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‎是小孩嗎？

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‎天啊，當然不是
‎愛莉莎，她們都到合法年齡是女人了

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‎她們只是很溫柔很低聲下氣的女人

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‎有人說她們有著孩子的思想

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‎不過身體和荷爾蒙

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‎都是發育健全的日本女人

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‎是的

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‎妳這人有問題

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‎（只限訪客，只限職員）

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‎又下垂又鬆弛，不過…

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎這個傢伙…

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‎他既年紀老邁又舉止得宜

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‎一直盯著我，好像看到我很失望

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‎真性感

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‎喂

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‎那是馬文嗎？

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‎是的

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‎他有回妳的留言嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-當然沒有

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‎甚麼意思？

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‎妳寫“我愛褲子”

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‎-他要回妳甚麼？
‎-那我應該要寫甚麼？

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‎-走開
‎-妳在做甚麼？

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‎這才是出軌的正確方法

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‎-不是，我是不想出軌
‎-閉嘴

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‎-快刪掉啦，妳怎麼…天啊
‎-說曹操曹操就到

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‎珍妮

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‎-馬文，你好
‎-嗨，馬文

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‎妳可以幫我驗證這個程式碼嗎？

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‎妳弄好再還給我

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‎好，謝了

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‎妳覺得蓋瑞是處男嗎？

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‎吉娜，現在去刪掉

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‎我要走了，留給妳自己刪吧

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‎吉娜！

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‎要恰當地評量你們兩個

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‎我們需要參考一些因素
‎像是客戶的營業額

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‎利潤率和支出

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‎一旦我們整理好之後

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‎我們就知道要派誰去蒙特婁了

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‎不錯的

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‎不好意思，我過去九個月不在職

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‎會影響到嗎？

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‎我們上一年的業績應該差蠻多的吧

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‎當然不會

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‎我們會在評估時參考所有因素的

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‎好嗎？

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‎是嗎？我只是覺得自己最近的業績

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‎對比起莫奧會差很遠

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‎他才剛說過會考慮到這個因素

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‎謝謝你回答，莫奧

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‎我就…

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‎凱特，如果妳那麼擔心

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‎不如妳做一份履歷

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‎列出妳數年來最頂尖的客戶吧

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‎-真的可以嗎？
‎-是的

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‎那就好了，多謝

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‎當然，我總是會對妳心軟的

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‎-李察，謝謝你
‎-今天五點前做好，行嗎？

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‎-等等，五點前？
‎-是的！

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‎好吧

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‎（早上9時46分，把它放進我口裡）

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‎（私訊，刪除）

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‎生氣的公車司機…

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‎妳真的需要裝個窗簾

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‎（對她很好）

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‎有甚麼可以幫到妳嗎？

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‎有的，我的性慾

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‎我剛生完孩子，有點憂鬱

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‎像是產後憂鬱之類的

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‎然後我朋友安妮，也是我心理醫生

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‎她給我開了一些藥

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‎還說我要重拾性衝動

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‎我就想：“敲敲，你還在嗎？”

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‎就是我的性衝動還在嗎

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‎你知道嗎？我就
‎直接買這個走吧

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‎這是男士用來做陰莖增大的工具

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‎這是妳要找的東西嗎？

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‎-不是
‎-來，聊一下吧

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‎那你是性愛專家

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‎你要怎麼保持熱情？
‎用性愛玩具？潤滑？

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‎群交？

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‎方法是因人而異的

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‎妳的挑戰是獨一無二的

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‎就如詩人魯米所說

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‎“傷口是使光明進入妳身的地方”

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‎那傷口就是我的陰道…

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‎光明就是綁人的吊帶嗎？

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‎有時候性愛並非在於性

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‎對我而言，性愛刺激之處
‎在於我的伴侶

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‎或有時候只是簡單一個吻

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‎或是按背，或是互抱

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‎說得真美

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‎和你聊天真開心

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‎-要一起去吃個歐姆蛋嗎？
‎-謝謝妳的邀請

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‎但如果我來者不拒地

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‎吃歐姆蛋和義大利煎蛋
‎我就是賣雞蛋的了

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‎嗨，珍妮

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‎馬文，嗨

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‎你今天臉色真是特別好

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‎是因為新的襯衫嗎？

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‎這是我父親的襯衫
‎至少以前是吧

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‎我母親在父親死後
‎把他衣櫥裡的東西都給我了

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‎你父親

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‎肯定是個性感的傢伙，天啦

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‎真是一團糟

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‎整個地板都濕了

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‎真是笨手笨腳的

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‎噢，這裡好多奶喔

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‎珍妮

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‎妳上班時還是別用臉書比較好

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‎當然

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‎-只是…
‎-這是我的豆漿嗎？

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‎-不，這不是你的豆漿
‎-真是一團糟

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‎蓋瑞，冷靜點，只是牛奶而已

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‎不是，我是就妳一團糟

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‎-你說甚麼？
‎-我剛剛在處理妳的程式碼

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‎裡面有一大堆錯誤，然後我來這裡

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‎地上就滿地都是牛奶

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‎沒有滿地都是

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‎你可以…出去嗎？

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‎我不需要你看我刷地

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‎不，妳需要的是地拖
‎和一條乾淨的褲子

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‎我為甚麼不能走進得來速？

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‎萬一我買不去車子呢？

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‎甚麼？你怕會被我搞到性奮嗎？

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‎-我無藥可救？這樣如何？
‎-別啊！

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‎-這樣如何？喜歡嗎？
‎-妳可以滾嗎！

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‎別這樣！

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‎新聞上都在報這個了

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‎我女兒其實視她為偶像的

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‎很常看她的節目

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‎經典的童星失控

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‎是個成人儀式，有點像刮鬍子

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‎不同，這個更比起…

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‎尿在地拖桶子之類更糟了

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‎為甚麼？因為上帝
‎禁止她有性衝動嗎？

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‎她表現得性慾過盛

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‎-簡直是一派胡言
‎-妳今天怎麼了？

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‎對不起，只是…

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‎我在媽咪互助會說自己看色情片

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‎-被她們說很丟臉了
‎-甚麼？

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‎沒有人該為著看色情片而感到丟臉

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‎謝了，莫奧
‎你也會看色情片吧？

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‎當然，我是男人啊

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‎不如問我會不會吃飯和呼吸？

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‎-說得對
‎-他都有在做

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‎-狗會吃狗糧嗎？
‎-是的！

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‎我會吃肉嗎？我是每隔四天才拉屎？

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‎-是的，我也有看他拉屎
‎-閉嘴

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‎-老兄，你都看甚麼類型的？
‎-不知道，辣妹類的？

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00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,449
‎對

205
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,953
‎是的，不過是看甚麼種類的？

206
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,332
‎巨乳？褓姆？亞洲妞？虐戀？熟女？

207
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,500
‎你看哪種？

208
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,920
‎凱特，妳問這些問題

209
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,505
‎妳是可以告他性騷擾的

210
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,716
‎-即使這話題是妳講起的
‎-李察，對不起

211
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,469
‎我不是想大家尷尬，我只是好奇而已

212
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,389
‎當我告訴其他媽媽
‎我是看甚麼種類的色情片

213
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,599
‎她們看我好像看人形蜈蚣一樣

214
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,852
‎嘴對口，口對嘴

215
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,479
‎我們都知道人形蜈蚣是甚麼的

216
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,690
‎-是的
‎-我肯定妳是個大變態

217
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,150
‎妳都看甚麼的？浴缸裡滴蠟嗎？

218
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:38,447
‎其實我愛看色情動畫片的

219
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,619
‎-是動畫的？
‎-甚麼，像卡通嗎？

220
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,955
‎妳和兒子一起看的嗎？

221
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,082
‎天啦，不是不是…

222
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,211
‎那是很重口味的，充滿趣味

223
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,214
‎像是個低聲下氣的女生

224
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:59,343
‎當然是到合法年齡的
‎她會順從她的主人

225
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,721
‎她很害怕，不過大家都知道吧

226
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,597
‎她會屈服

227
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,976
‎像兔女孩和大灰狼，對嗎？

228
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,270
‎或是憤怒的教練

229
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,896
‎給我去爬繩子

230
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,024
‎穿著短裙，教練知道，女生也看到

231
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,359
‎他絕不會罷休

232
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:16,986
‎天啊

233
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,950
‎大家別這樣，我知道你們都會看的

234
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,244
‎莫奧，你知道我講甚麼的吧

235
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:26,787
‎下流騷貨

236
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,041
‎拉爾夫？

237
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,211
‎凱特，拉爾夫患有睾丸癌的

238
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,548
‎拉爾夫，對不起，我並不知道…

239
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,179
‎大家，我還以為你們都看類似的東西

240
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,015
‎像是性感亞洲學生妹
‎像是說：“噢，不要”

241
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,476
‎霍斯塔！妳到底怎麼了？

242
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,147
‎希望妳的履歷裡不會有色情動畫吧

243
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,857
‎散會

244
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,068
‎不過我們都還沒開會

245
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,403
‎妳都在辦公室看的嗎？

246
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,905
‎-不會！
‎-不會嗎？

247
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,408
‎妳最好清一下網頁瀏覽紀錄

248
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,285
‎你怎麼…

249
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,675
‎嗨，這一點都不尷尬

250
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:26,972
‎-珍妮
‎-怎麼了？

251
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,142
‎珍妮，看著我

252
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,650
‎-你喜歡這樣嗎？
‎-媽的，不喜歡

253
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,277
‎天啊，我以為妳是想這樣

254
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,071
‎指插我口嗎？

255
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,491
‎對不起，只是妳的帖文
‎很直接說想我插進妳口

256
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,117
‎是的，那是個錯的

257
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,329
‎對不起，我只是…

258
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,456
‎妳到底想不想我和妳親熱？

259
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,375
‎馬文，你給我冷靜點

260
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,961
‎那只是辦公室裡無傷大雅的調情而已

261
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,839
‎我還是有夫之婦

262
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,592
‎天啊，我到底怎麼了？

263
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,136
‎不是，你應該要無視我的感受

264
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,429
‎直接硬上的

265
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,057
‎妳說真的？

266
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:10,975
‎是的

267
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,940
‎唉，算了

268
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:22,945
‎妳好

269
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,322
‎嗨

270
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,411
‎-過得很糟嗎？
‎-你不會知道有多糟

271
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,622
‎你覺得我在性方面是很糟嗎？

272
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,209
‎好的…妳一下班回到家

273
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,711
‎就問我妳是不是性愛怪胎

274
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,963
‎我是不是要擔心的？

275
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,631
‎不是，當然不用擔心

276
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,675
‎如果妳在性方面是糟透了

277
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,219
‎那我是不是也差不多

278
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,846
‎唉，算了

279
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,056
‎不行，到底怎麼了

280
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:53,934
‎只是…

281
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,980
‎我告訴媽咪互助會的人說
‎我看哪一類型的色情片

282
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,691
‎然後她們把我看成
‎額頭長了雞雞的怪胎

283
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,652
‎後來我說如同事聽，他們看著我…

284
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,405
‎我像我額頭的雞雞變畸形一樣

285
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,782
‎可以別再說妳額頭的雞雞嗎？

286
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,702
‎我和很多女人上過床…

287
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,495
‎-你說甚麼？
‎-妳是在很多方面

288
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,290
‎最不糟糕的一個，硬要說甚麼的話
‎妳就比較悶蛋吧

289
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,833
‎謝謝

290
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,461
‎知道妳會看色情片，讓我有點性奮了

291
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,504
‎也許我們可以一起看

292
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,676
‎這可能會怪怪的

293
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,887
‎因為我看的色情片也怪怪的

294
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,973
‎凱特，我是個男人
‎甚麼色情片都看過的

295
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:34,934
‎好吧

296
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,103
‎不過你要保證不會看著我
‎好像我額頭有根雞雞

297
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,396
‎-要長出來…
‎-我保證

298
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,690
‎到睡房等我

299
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,817
‎我去拿紅酒

300
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,402
‎你就去脫褲子

301
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,363
‎還有帶上嬰兒監視器

302
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,574
‎好的

303
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,836
‎那我看到一個傢伙在行人路上

304
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,089
‎提著紙袋，然後袋子破掉

305
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:09,176
‎食物都倒在行人路上，對吧？
‎遍地蘋果

306
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,846
‎然後我就發現，這傢伙只有一隻手

307
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,808
‎所以我叫他說：“老兄，我來幫你吧”

308
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,060
‎那我就幫他把東西撿好

309
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,104
‎我就送他一程了

310
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,982
‎有一瞬間，我覺得自己是英雄

311
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:24,858
‎然後我就想

312
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,611
‎甚麼是英雄？

313
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:29,947
‎我在那個…

314
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,159
‎珍妮？妳有在聽嗎？

315
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,038
‎有，地上有蘋果，還有你是英雄吧

316
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,544
‎我不知道，我覺得是蠻帥的

317
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:44,878
‎不過大家應該都會這麼做

318
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,547
‎天時地利人和都剛好

319
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,507
‎柔伊又在旁邊看著
‎我下意識覺得

320
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,883
‎她應該會學助人為樂

321
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,885
‎一個人能有多少個航海裝飾？

322
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,429
‎這傢伙有太多了

323
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,181
‎這些是他們婚禮的裝飾品
‎我也很喜歡

324
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,976
‎我覺得她會喜歡
‎如果她有不滿，我就…

325
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,769
‎別弄，好癢

326
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,773
‎歡迎回來！

327
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,734
‎法蘭琪！搞甚麼？

328
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:10,904
‎-吉賽爾，我們要連繫
‎-連繫甚麼？

329
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,321
‎我想看電視

330
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,324
‎這簡直完美，過來這邊

331
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,162
‎-超棒的
‎-你們…

332
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,997
‎妳搞甚麼？

333
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,708
‎他們把冰箱收起來
‎那夫婦現在找不到了

334
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,835
‎我們已經放下了很久

335
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,211
‎我們需要聊一下

336
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,715
‎像是，我們需要擁抱

337
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,134
‎還有溝通

338
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,720
‎安妮有再開藥給妳嗎？

339
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,139
‎不是，只是那個傷口

340
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,725
‎是使光進入我痛處的地方

341
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,560
‎甚麼？

342
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,438
‎吉賽爾，我都抓狂了

343
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,607
‎我去看心理醫生，又去性愛用品店

344
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,358
‎同時間，妳就只會

345
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,110
‎一直逃避問題

346
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,528
‎法蘭琪

347
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,114
‎我現在不就在和妳聊了

348
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,334
‎好，我今天過得很苦

349
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,670
‎我把晚餐煮焦了

350
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,341
‎我愛妳

351
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,555
‎別啊，非常抱歉

352
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,475
‎妳假裝害怕

353
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,353
‎但其實妳在找東西的

354
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,815
‎不，是的，真丟臉

355
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,068
‎傻瓜，我會給妳…

356
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,783
‎她就是兔子

357
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,202
‎我知道的，不過他是演甚麼的？

358
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,411
‎他是演大灰狼的

359
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,539
‎嗯，好吧

360
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,711
‎你覺得我真心糟吧

361
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,296
‎我只是很困惑

362
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,173
‎妳是想用這個給我暗示嗎？

363
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,216
‎天啊，不是

364
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,053
‎我總是平等對待妳的

365
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,180
‎不過這片子讓我覺得妳是想順從？

366
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,558
‎-不是
‎-那妳是想我侮辱妳嗎？

367
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,809
‎-不
‎-想我打扮成大灰狼

368
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:04,893
‎來侮辱妳？

369
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,145
‎我…

370
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,147
‎我不想

371
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,481
‎只是…

372
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,652
‎我只是常常當個女強人

373
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,279
‎-是的
‎-你知道吧？

374
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,489
‎有時候把自己

375
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,242
‎想像成…

376
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,745
‎穿短裙的小兔子

377
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,291
‎在愛撫動物園裡徘徊，也蠻有趣的

378
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,543
‎那些手不斷的摸我

379
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,129
‎而離開的唯一方法…

380
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,798
‎就是被粗暴地…

381
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,967
‎強暴

382
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,973
‎但現實中的女性，並不想這樣的

383
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,767
‎這樣合理嗎？

384
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,477
‎可能吧

385
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,567
‎好，我真的蠻後悔讓你知道

386
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,484
‎我的迭事了

387
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,112
‎不不不…沒甚麼好羞愧的

388
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,156
‎我也有怪癖的

389
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,575
‎-是嗎？
‎-是的

390
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,160
‎真的假的？

391
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,411
‎-是的
‎-例如呢？

392
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,456
‎我在大學的時候…

393
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,335
‎我和一群怪怪的男生一起殺時間

394
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,252
‎我喜歡這方向

395
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,588
‎有一次

396
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,799
‎我們困住了一隻綿羊，還上了牠

397
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,389
‎天啊，內森！

398
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,100
‎哇塞，你個混蛋

399
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,144
‎沒有，我們從來沒有和綿羊搞上

400
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,395
‎不過我12歲的時候

401
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,315
‎我想著自己的表親打手槍

402
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,441
‎哪個表親？

403
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,609
‎特麗莎

404
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,985
‎特麗…太噁心了

405
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,780
‎我們還是別知道對方的迭事吧

406
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,533
‎-好吧，小兔子
‎-你覺得我是變態嗎？

407
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,535
‎不是

408
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,039
‎我覺得妳那類型的色情片不適合我

409
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,000
‎妳才適合我

410
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,712
‎這是你對我說過最甜的話

411
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,756
‎如果是真的，也蠻悲哀的

412
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,093
‎讓我很飢渴了

413
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,365
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