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‎《上班族妈妈》前情提要

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‎法兰奇 不要

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‎我要去洗个澡 一个人

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‎从你回来后 我还没自我介绍过

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‎我是马文 新来的经理

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‎法兰奇 听我说 好吗？
‎我知道你害怕 行吗？我也怕

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‎什么？你总是井然有序 像条子一样

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‎我知道你工作时干了什么 好吗？
‎我不是傻子

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‎伊恩！

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‎也许该让你们两个就地一决胜负

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‎我会完胜的

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‎女同 我一直看女同性恋的A片

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‎-真的？
‎-没错

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‎我是说 很明显我并不是蕾丝边

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‎我只是觉得···这是唯一一类

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‎看起来没人会受伤的A片

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‎法兰奇？你懂我的意思

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‎-我不看A片
‎-当真？一点不看？

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‎不看 总感觉很怪异

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‎看陌生人做爱？你懂的

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‎就像偷窥别人上厕所

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‎有时医生也会让你看

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‎哦 没错

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‎有时你甚至可以把它当成做爱分享

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‎什么意思？

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‎你看到他们做的那些事

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‎就会想 我什么时候也来试试

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‎哪些事？

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‎比如想尝试的体位或者奇怪的发型

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‎有时甚至是好看的美甲

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‎A片的做爱方式不适合长指甲

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‎我从A片里面学习叫床

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‎棒！你学到了什么？

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‎哦 真要听？好吧

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‎哦 不要···

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‎不要

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‎要 不要！

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‎什么鬼？像受伤的动物？

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‎有点 是兔女郎

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‎-兔子？
‎-女郎？

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‎没错 但别担心 这是动画

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‎等等 你的A片是动画？

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‎是的 动画 所以很奇幻 叫H漫

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‎那是日本拍的 懂吗？
‎所有女人都超级顺从

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‎她们就像肥胖的公交司机

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‎男的冲女的大喊大叫 想要下车

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‎但她就是不让

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‎所以他性奋起来 然后他们就做了

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‎或者像是兔女郎在森林遇见大灰狼

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‎不好意思 肥胖的公交司机？

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‎女孩···

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‎小孩子？

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‎哦天 不 天啊 艾丽西亚
‎她们是成年人 女人

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‎她们只是百依百顺的女人

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‎也可以说她们是幼儿心智

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‎但身体和荷尔蒙

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‎都已成年的日本女人

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‎好吧

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‎你们有些疑虑

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‎（仅限访客停车
‎仅限员工停车）

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‎我的胸又小又垂 但

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‎（NETFLIX原创作品）

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‎这位先生···

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‎又老又正派

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‎一直看着我就好像我让他失望了

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‎很性感

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‎喂

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‎那是马文吗？

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‎是的

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‎他回复你的评论了吗？

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‎-还没
‎-当然不回

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‎你什么意思？

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‎你写了“我爱内裤”

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‎-你让他怎么回复？
‎-那我该评论什么？

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‎-让我来
‎-你要干什么？

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‎这才是婚外情的正确打开方式

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‎-不 我并不想要婚外情
‎-闭嘴

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‎-删了它 你怎么能···哦 我的天
‎-说曹操 曹操到

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‎珍妮

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‎-嗨 马文
‎-嘿 马文

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‎呃 能帮我验证下这段代码吗？

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‎做完以后 把它还给我

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‎好吧 谢谢

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‎你觉得加里还是处男吗？

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‎吉娜 删了它 马上

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‎这事交给你 我要走了

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‎吉娜！

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‎为了准确评价你们两个

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‎我们会衡量包括客户收入

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‎利润和支出等多种因素

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‎一旦我们完成核对

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‎我们就会知道谁更适合去蒙特利尔

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‎听上去不赖

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‎抱歉 我应该要担心过去的9个月里

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‎自己都没上班吗？

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‎我是说我和他去年的数据差的很远

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‎不用 没必要

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‎我们对你进行评价时会考虑到的

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‎行了吧？

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‎当真？只是···
‎我只是觉得自己最近的数据

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‎跟莫比 有些苍白

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‎他刚说过会把这些考虑在内的

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‎莫 谢谢你的安慰

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‎我只是···

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‎听着 凯特 要是你这么担心

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‎为什么不给过去几年里

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‎你全部的顶级客户做个资料集呢

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‎-哦 可以吗？
‎-当然

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‎哦 那太好了 非常感谢

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‎当然咯 你知道我一直对你很有好感

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‎-谢谢 理查德
‎-今天5点前给我 可以吗？

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‎-等等 5点？
‎-没错

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‎好嘞

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‎（早上9:46 把它放我嘴里）

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‎（私信
‎删除）

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‎愤怒的公交司机···

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‎真有必要装窗帘

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‎（对她好）

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‎我能帮你吗？

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‎是的 处理我的性欲

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‎我刚有了一个宝宝 我是说
‎我有点抑郁并且···

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‎你懂的 差不多就像产后抑郁症

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‎然后我的朋友也是我的心理医生安妮

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‎她让我吃点药
‎还告诉我：

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‎“你要 你懂得 重新唤醒性冲动”

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‎我说：“喂 我还有那玩意儿吗？”

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‎我是说我的性冲动

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‎你知道吗？我打算买完这个就走

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‎这是帮助阴茎扩大的工具

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‎今天你就是来买这个的吗？

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‎-不是
‎-来吧 我们聊聊

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‎所以你是专业的性导师

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‎你是怎样保持性奋的？
‎用玩具？润滑油？

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‎淫乱派对？

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‎我的解决方法不适合你

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‎你的挑战是独一无二的

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‎就像鲁米曾说过的

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‎“伤口是光照进你身体的通道”

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‎所以伤口是我的阴道 而···

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‎光是阳具？

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‎有时性并不单纯指性

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‎性最让我兴奋的地方在于我的伴侣

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‎或是一个轻吻

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‎或是背部按摩 或是一个拥抱

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‎太美妙了

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‎能跟你聊天真是太好了

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‎-想一起吃点煎蛋卷或其他东西吗？
‎-感谢你的邀约

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‎但要是每次有约我都去

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‎吃煎蛋卷或蛋饼 我会变成鸡蛋人的

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‎嗨 珍妮

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‎马文 嗨

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‎今天你看上去特别帅

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‎那···那是新衬衣吗？

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‎是我爸爸的 我是说
‎曾 曾是我爸爸的

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‎他去世后
‎我妈把他柜子里的衣服给我了

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‎你父亲

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‎肯定很性感 哦 我的天

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‎一团糟

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‎整个地板都湿了

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‎我真是笨手笨脚

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‎哦 这里好多牛奶

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‎珍妮

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‎我想你上班的时候最好不要玩脸书

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‎当然不会

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‎-只是···
‎-那是我的豆奶吗？

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‎-不 不是你的豆奶
‎-一团糟

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‎放松点 加里 这只是牛奶

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‎不 我是指你

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‎-你说什么？
‎-我刚在处理你的代码

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‎里面有很多错误 然后我进来这里

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‎又到处都是牛奶

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‎没有到处

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‎你能···你能走开吗？

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‎我不需要观众

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‎不 你需要的是拖把
‎和一条干净的裤子

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‎为什么我不能穿过一个该死的车道？

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‎如果我买不起他妈的车怎么办？
‎杂种

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‎什么？你怕自己会性奋？

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‎-我很无助？这怎么样？
‎-见鬼！

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‎-这些呢？你喜欢那些？
‎-你能带着那些狗屎滚出去吗？

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‎快滚！

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‎每家新闻都在报道

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‎事实上我女儿很欣赏她

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‎一直在看她的节目

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‎好吧 这是很典型的童星陨落

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‎这是种成长的仪式 就像刮胡子

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‎不 这比尿在拖把桶或其他哪里

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‎要糟得多 这是···

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‎为什么 因为上帝不让她有性冲动？

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‎她这行为就像被性冲动支配了

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‎-一派胡言
‎-今天你什么情况？

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‎啊 很抱歉 我只是···

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‎在亲子小组承认自己看A片

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‎-挺羞耻的
‎-什么？

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‎看A片没什么可羞耻的

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‎谢谢 莫 你看A片 对吧？

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‎当然 我是个男人

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‎你怎么不问我要不要吃饭或呼吸？

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‎-说得好
‎-他一直都这么油嘴滑舌

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‎-狗吃狗粮吗？
‎-当然！

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‎我吃肉吗？我每4天拉一次屎吗？

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‎-呃 没错 我也看
‎-闭嘴

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‎-你看哪类片子？
‎-我不知道 有辣妹的那种？

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‎棒棒的

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‎耶 但你看哪种类型的片子？

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‎大胸？保姆？亚洲？
‎绑缚与调教？熟女？

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‎你喜欢哪种？

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‎凯特 你要明白 这种对话

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‎可以让你陷害他人性骚扰

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‎-尽管是你自己起的头
‎-哦 抱歉 理查德

211
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‎我并不想让人觉得尴尬 我只是好奇

212
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‎就像当我告诉妈妈们
‎自己会看哪类A片时

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‎她们看着我就像我是个人形蜈蚣

214
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‎屁股和嘴 嘴和屁股接续

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‎我们都懂那是什么感觉 是的

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‎-好吧
‎-我相信你相当的重口

217
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‎你倾向于哪一类？浴缸和蜡烛那种？

218
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:38,447
‎事实上 我看H漫

219
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,619
‎-动画片
‎-什么 是卡通？

220
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,955
‎你和你儿子一起看？

221
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,082
‎哦 天哪 不 绝不···

222
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,211
‎那是硬核色情 很有意思

223
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,214
‎一个温顺的女孩

224
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‎当然成年了 屈从于压迫者

225
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,721
‎她很害怕 但接下来你懂的

226
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,597
‎她屈服了

227
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,976
‎就像兔女郎和大灰狼 对吧？
‎或者···

228
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,270
‎像是愤怒的教练

229
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,896
‎抓着绳子爬

230
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‎穿着齐B小短裙 他懂 她也明白

231
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,359
‎他毫不含糊

232
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‎老天啊

233
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‎拜托 伙计们 我知道你们会看这些

234
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‎莫 你明白我在说什么吧 脏狗 莫？

235
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:26,787
‎老脏狗

236
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,041
‎拉尔夫？拉尔？

237
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,211
‎凯特 拉尔夫正和睾丸癌搏斗

238
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,548
‎拉尔夫 我很抱歉
‎我并不知道 我···

239
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,179
‎伙计们 我不明白
‎我只是觉得大家都好这口 不是吗？

240
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,015
‎你们懂的 性感的亚洲女学生
‎呻吟着：“哦 不要”

241
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,476
‎福斯特！你搞什么呢？

242
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,147
‎我们希望在你的资料集里别有H漫

243
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,857
‎会议中止

244
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,068
‎但我们还没有开始工作

245
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,403
‎你在公司里看那些吗？

246
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,905
‎-当然不！
‎-没看？

247
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,408
‎你最好清理下浏览器历史记录

248
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,285
‎你是怎么···

249
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,675
‎嗨 这一点也不尴尬

250
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:26,972
‎-珍妮
‎-怎么了？

251
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,142
‎珍妮 看着我

252
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,650
‎-你喜欢这样吗？
‎-哦 他妈的不

253
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,277
‎哦 我的天 我还以为你就喜欢这样

254
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,071
‎把手指插我嘴里？

255
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,491
‎抱歉 只是你的帖子很直白

256
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,243
‎是啊 那是个错误

257
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,329
‎哦 抱歉 我只是···

258
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,456
‎你到底希不希望我来撩你？

259
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,375
‎马文 控制好你自己

260
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,961
‎这只是无伤大雅的办公室聊骚

261
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,839
‎而且我已经结婚了 所以···

262
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,592
‎哦天 我是哪根筋搭错了？

263
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,136
‎不 你应该无视我的感受

264
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,429
‎予取予求

265
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,057
‎等等 真的？你认真的？

266
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,100
‎当然

267
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,940
‎哦 算了吧

268
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:22,903
‎嘿 好啊

269
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,322
‎嗨

270
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,494
‎-糟糕的一天？
‎-哦 超乎想象

271
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,622
‎你觉得我是个性变态吗？

272
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,209
‎好吧···我需要担心

273
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,711
‎你下班回家问我的第一件事

274
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,963
‎是自己有没有性怪癖吗？

275
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,631
‎不用 完全不需要

276
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,675
‎要是你是个性变态

277
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,219
‎那不表示我也一样 人以类聚？

278
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,846
‎哦 当我没问过

279
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,056
‎呃 不可能 到底怎么了？

280
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:53,934
‎只是···

281
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,980
‎我告诉亲子小组自己看什么样的A片

282
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,691
‎她们看我的眼神就像
‎我额头上长了根阳具

283
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,652
‎当我跟同事说起的时候 他们看着我

284
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,405
‎就像我前额的阳具是畸形的

285
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,782
‎我们能不谈论你前额的阳具吗？

286
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,702
‎我跟很多女人有过性关系···

287
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,495
‎-什么？
‎-你是大多数情况

288
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,290
‎最正常的
‎非要说的话 有点无趣

289
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,833
‎谢谢

290
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,461
‎但你会看A片 这让我有点性奋

291
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,504
‎也许我们能一起看

292
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,676
‎可能会有点怪

293
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,887
‎因为我看的A片有点奇怪

294
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,973
‎凯特 我是个男人 什么A片不看

295
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:34,934
‎好吧

296
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,103
‎要是你能保证不会看着我就像

297
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,396
‎-有根阳具···
‎-保证

298
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,690
‎卧室见

299
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,817
‎我会带着酒

300
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,402
‎你脱掉内裤

301
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,363
‎带好宝宝监听器

302
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,574
‎好的

303
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,836
‎我看见那个人走在人行道上

304
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,089
‎拎着杂货袋 袋子裂了

305
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:09,176
‎食物都掉在了人行道上 对吧？
‎到处是苹果

306
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,846
‎然后我发现这个人是独臂

307
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,808
‎所以我对他说：“嘿 我来帮你。”

308
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,227
‎我就帮他把东西收好

309
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,104
‎送他离开

310
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,982
‎有一瞬间 我觉得自己像个英雄

311
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:24,858
‎然后我又觉得

312
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,611
‎英雄是什么 你懂吧？

313
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:29,947
‎我就像在···

314
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,159
‎珍妮？珍妮 你在听吗？

315
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,038
‎是的 你提到了苹果 说自己是个英雄

316
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,544
‎好吧 我不知道 我是说 是的
‎我的行为是有点酷 但···

317
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:44,878
‎这是任何人都会做的事

318
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,547
‎刚好的时刻 刚好的地点

319
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,507
‎佐伊又在看着 我下意识的感觉到

320
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,883
‎可能她唤醒了我某个部分

321
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,885
‎一个人能有多少种航海装饰？

322
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,429
‎这些人拥有的太多了

323
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,181
‎这是他们婚礼的核心装饰 我喜欢

324
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,976
‎我想她会喜欢的 要是她发牢骚
‎我就···

325
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,769
‎住手 会痒

326
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,773
‎欢迎回来！

327
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,734
‎法拉奇！搞什么？

328
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:10,904
‎-吉赛尔 我们需要互动
‎-怎么互动？

329
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,321
‎我想要看电视

330
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,324
‎这很完美 来这里

331
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,162
‎-看上去很棒
‎-你们···

332
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,997
‎你在干什么？

333
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,708
‎他们把冰箱整没了 现在找不到了

334
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,835
‎好吧 我们很久没有亲密过了

335
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,211
‎我们需要谈一谈

336
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,715
‎你知道 我们需要拥抱

337
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,134
‎和沟通

338
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,720
‎安妮给你吃了更多的药吗？

339
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,139
‎不 没有 伤口是

340
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,725
‎阳光照进痛苦的通道

341
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:41,769
‎什么？

342
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,438
‎吉赛尔 我心烦意乱 好吗？

343
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,607
‎我去找咨询师 去性用品商店

344
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,358
‎与此同时 你却把头埋在沙子里

345
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,110
‎假装一切都好···

346
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,528
‎法兰奇

347
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,114
‎你引起了我的注意

348
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,334
‎哦 好吧 我度过了糟糕的一天

349
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,670
‎我把晚饭烧焦了

350
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,341
‎我爱你

351
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,722
‎求你 我很抱歉

352
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,600
‎你假装自己害怕

353
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,353
‎其实另有所图

354
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,815
‎没有 是的 我很惭愧

355
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,068
‎傻姑娘 我会给你···

356
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,783
‎她是只兔子

357
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,202
‎我看懂了 但他是什么？

358
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,411
‎狼 他是大灰狼

359
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,539
‎是啊 对的

360
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,711
‎你觉得我就是个性变态

361
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,296
‎我只是有点疑惑

362
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,173
‎你是想通过这个告诉我什么吗？

363
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,216
‎哦 天啊 没有

364
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,053
‎我是说 我一直平等的对待你

365
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,180
‎但这个让我觉得你也许想更顺从？

366
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,558
‎-没有
‎-就像是 你想让我羞辱你？

367
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,809
‎-没有
‎-你想让我扮成

368
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:04,893
‎大灰狼并且羞辱你？

369
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,145
‎我···

370
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,147
‎我不想

371
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,481
‎我只是 我···

372
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,652
‎我必须一直很强势

373
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,279
‎-是吧 没错
‎-你知道的？

374
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,489
‎有时会想象自己就是

375
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,242
‎一只穿着齐B小短裙

376
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,745
‎误入宠物动物园的小白兔

377
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,291
‎那种场景很有意思

378
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,543
‎到处有手在摸我

379
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,129
‎只有一条出路 而那···

380
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,798
‎意味着会被残忍的···

381
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,967
‎凌辱

382
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,973
‎但作为一名真实存在的人类女性
‎我并不希望被那样

383
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,767
‎说得通吗？

384
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,477
‎我想是的

385
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,567
‎好吧 我必须要说 我觉得很后悔

386
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,484
‎向你坦白

387
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,112
‎不 没什么好羞耻的

388
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,156
‎我也有怪癖

389
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,575
‎-真的？
‎-是的

390
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,160
‎真的吗？

391
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,578
‎-是的
‎-有哪些？

392
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,456
‎我大学的时候···

393
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,335
‎跟一群奇怪的人一块鬼混

394
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,252
‎洗耳恭听

395
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,588
‎有一次

396
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,799
‎我们堵住了一头羊并跟它做爱

397
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,389
‎哦 我的天 内森！

398
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,100
‎该死的 你个混蛋

399
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,144
‎不 我们没有跟羊做爱

400
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,562
‎但我12岁的时候

401
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,315
‎边想着自己的侄女边手淫

402
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,566
‎哪个侄女？

403
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,651
‎泰瑞莎

404
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,985
‎泰瑞···太恶心了

405
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,780
‎这样吧 我们还是保留些隐私吧

406
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,533
‎-好的 小兔兔
‎-你觉得我是变态？

407
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,535
‎没有

408
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:49,039
‎我只是觉得你的A片不适合我

409
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,000
‎你才是我的A片

410
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,712
‎这是你对我说过最甜的情话

411
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,756
‎如果是真的 那太可悲了

412
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,093
‎让我相当饥渴

413
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,365
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