1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,296 Kate: Previously on "Workin' Moms": 2 00:00:07,296 --> 00:00:08,880 - Frankie, no. 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,880 I'm going to take a bath. Alone. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,088 Marvin: I haven't introduced myself since you returned. 5 00:00:13,088 --> 00:00:14,880 I'm Marvin. I'm the new manager. 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,338 Kate: Frankie, listen to me, okay? 7 00:00:16,338 --> 00:00:18,713 I know you're scared, all right? I'm scared. 8 00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:20,421 - What? You've always got your shit together, man, 9 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,755 you're like a cop. 10 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,296 - I know what you're up to at work, okay? 11 00:00:23,296 --> 00:00:25,046 I'm not an idiot. Jenny: Ian! 12 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:27,588 - Probably let you two duke it out right here and now. 13 00:00:27,588 --> 00:00:29,463 - (Gunshot) I'll kill you. - Oh. 14 00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:34,213 Anne: Lesbian, I stick to lesbian porn. 15 00:00:34,213 --> 00:00:36,171 Jenny: Really? - Yeah, yeah. 16 00:00:36,171 --> 00:00:38,255 I mean, I'm not a lesbian, obvs, 17 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,880 but I just find it it's the only kind of porn 18 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,088 that doesn't look like someone's getting hurt. 19 00:00:43,088 --> 00:00:45,130 You know? Frankie? You know what I mean, right? 20 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,088 - I don't watch porn. - Really? At all? 21 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,505 - Yeah. No, would always seem like such a weird thing to do. 22 00:00:49,505 --> 00:00:51,463 You know, watching strangers have sex? 23 00:00:51,463 --> 00:00:53,338 It's like watching somebody go to the bathroom. 24 00:00:53,338 --> 00:00:54,630 - Hm. 25 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:56,838 Sometimes it's exactly what the doctor ordered. 26 00:00:56,838 --> 00:00:58,296 - Oh, for sure. 27 00:00:58,296 --> 00:01:00,213 - Sometimes you can even use it like Pinterest, for sex. 28 00:01:00,213 --> 00:01:01,421 - What do you mean? 29 00:01:01,421 --> 00:01:03,130 - Like you see them doing something, 30 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,755 and you're like yeah, I should try that sometime. 31 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:07,088 - What kind of stuff? 32 00:01:07,088 --> 00:01:10,796 - Like positions to try or like the odd haircut. 33 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:12,796 Sometimes even elegant nail art. 34 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:15,546 - Uh-uh, porno sex is no place for long nails. 35 00:01:15,546 --> 00:01:18,338 - I use porn to get ideas for sex noises. 36 00:01:18,338 --> 00:01:20,171 - Yes! Whadda you got? 37 00:01:20,171 --> 00:01:21,838 - Oh really? Okay uh... 38 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,046 (High-pitched) Oh no, no, no, no... 39 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,088 (Faster) No, no, no, no. 40 00:01:32,255 --> 00:01:34,005 Oh. Oh. Yes, no! 41 00:01:35,088 --> 00:01:36,796 (All laugh) 42 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,963 - What was that? A wounded animal? 43 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:41,338 - Uh sorta, it's like a bunny girl. 44 00:01:41,338 --> 00:01:42,921 - Bunny? - Girl? 45 00:01:42,921 --> 00:01:45,130 - Yeah, but don't worry, it's animated, so. 46 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:47,421 - Wait, your porn is a cartoon? 47 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:50,005 - Yeah, it's anime, so yeah, it's like fancy. 48 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:52,588 It's called Hentai. It's Japanese, right? 49 00:01:52,588 --> 00:01:55,005 So like all the women are super subservient. 50 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:57,671 They'll be like, an obese bus driver, 51 00:01:57,671 --> 00:01:59,963 and he's yelling at a girl to get off his bus. 52 00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:01,546 But she won't go. 53 00:02:01,546 --> 00:02:04,921 So he gets all worked up, and then they just do it. 54 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:11,005 - Hm. - Or like uh... 55 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:13,255 a bunny girl will run into a wolf man in the woods. 56 00:02:13,255 --> 00:02:16,005 - I'm sorry, an obese bus driver? 57 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:19,380 Alicia: The girls, like are they children? 58 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:22,755 - Oh God, no. Jesus, Alicia, they're of age. 59 00:02:22,755 --> 00:02:24,421 They're women. 60 00:02:24,421 --> 00:02:26,463 They're just meek, subservient women. 61 00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:29,338 One could say that they have the minds of a child, 62 00:02:29,338 --> 00:02:32,338 but the bodies and the hormones, 63 00:02:32,338 --> 00:02:34,880 of fully-developed Japanese women. 64 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,838 - Yeah. 65 00:02:41,213 --> 00:02:43,046 - You got some problems. 66 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:44,880 ♪♪♪ 67 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:54,713 - I mean, it was like it was low and saggy, but this guy... 68 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:57,880 he was so old and proper. Mm. 69 00:03:00,088 --> 00:03:02,713 Kept looking at me like I was a disappointment to him. 70 00:03:02,713 --> 00:03:05,005 It was hot. 71 00:03:05,005 --> 00:03:08,005 Hello? Is that Marvin? 72 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:10,963 - Yeah. 73 00:03:10,963 --> 00:03:12,755 - Has he responded to your comment yet? 74 00:03:12,755 --> 00:03:15,880 - No. - Of course not. 75 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,671 - What do you mean? 76 00:03:17,671 --> 00:03:20,630 - You wrote I love pants. What is he gonna say to that? 77 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:22,838 - So what am I supposed to write? 78 00:03:22,838 --> 00:03:24,255 - Get outta my way. 79 00:03:24,255 --> 00:03:25,671 - Hm. What are you doing? 80 00:03:25,671 --> 00:03:27,380 - This is how you start an affair. 81 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,005 - No, I don't want to start an affair. 82 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:32,046 - Shut up. (Keys clack) 83 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:35,963 - Gena, delete that. How do you... oh my God. 84 00:03:35,963 --> 00:03:37,380 - Speak of the devil. 85 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,463 - (Nervous exhale) - Jenny. 86 00:03:39,463 --> 00:03:42,463 - Hi, Marvin. - Hey, Marv. 87 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:45,088 - Uh, could verify this code for me? 88 00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:47,505 - Just wanna get it back to me when you're done? 89 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:55,505 Okay, thanks. Hey. - Yeah. 90 00:03:58,796 --> 00:04:01,380 Do you think Gary ever gets laid? 91 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:03,338 - Gena, delete that. Right now. 92 00:04:03,338 --> 00:04:05,546 I'm gonna leave that up to you. I gotta go. 93 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:08,505 - Gena! Shi-- 94 00:04:09,546 --> 00:04:12,255 - So, to properly evaluate both of you, 95 00:04:12,255 --> 00:04:14,796 we have to factor in things like client revenues, 96 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,880 and margins and outcomes. 97 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,838 And once we have all of that collated, 98 00:04:18,838 --> 00:04:20,963 we can figure out who's best to send to Montreal. 99 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:23,005 - Sounds amazing. - Uh, I'm sorry, 100 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:24,588 should I be concerned that I haven't been here 101 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:26,088 for the last nine months? 102 00:04:26,088 --> 00:04:28,505 I mean, our last few years haven't exactly been 103 00:04:28,505 --> 00:04:30,796 neck-and-neck. - No, of course not. 104 00:04:30,796 --> 00:04:33,463 We factor all that in when we do your evaluation. 105 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:35,546 Okay? - Okay. Really though? 106 00:04:35,546 --> 00:04:38,255 It just ah, it just feels like my recent numbers 107 00:04:38,255 --> 00:04:40,171 are gonna pale in comparison to Mo's. 108 00:04:40,171 --> 00:04:42,755 - He just said they'll take that into consideration. 109 00:04:42,755 --> 00:04:45,046 - Thanks for the comfort, Mo. 110 00:04:46,755 --> 00:04:48,171 I just... 111 00:04:48,171 --> 00:04:50,546 - Look, Kate, if you're at all concerned about this, 112 00:04:50,546 --> 00:04:52,505 why don't you put together a portfolio 113 00:04:52,505 --> 00:04:55,255 of all your top accounts over the past few years. 114 00:04:55,255 --> 00:04:56,755 - Oh really? - Yeah. 115 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,046 - Oh, that would be great. Thank you so much. 116 00:04:59,046 --> 00:05:01,963 - Absolutely. You know I've always had a soft spot for you. 117 00:05:01,963 --> 00:05:05,505 - Thank you, Richard. - Mhm. By 5:00 today, okay? 118 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,755 - Wait, five? - Yup! 119 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:13,338 ♪♪♪ 120 00:05:13,338 --> 00:05:14,338 ♪ Here, kitty kitty kitty ♪ 121 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:15,588 ♪ Where did you go ♪ 122 00:05:15,588 --> 00:05:17,755 - All right. 123 00:05:17,755 --> 00:05:20,588 ♪ I know there's plenty of dogs down music row ♪ 124 00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:25,296 ♪ I need some Jack some Johnny some Emmylou ♪ 125 00:05:27,505 --> 00:05:30,505 ♪ And the ghost of the man in the blue suede shoes ♪ 126 00:05:32,296 --> 00:05:34,796 ♪ Well, he was dancing all the way to the grave ♪ 127 00:05:34,796 --> 00:05:37,671 ♪ He said, Shake baby, shake, baby shake shake shake ♪ 128 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,505 ♪♪♪ 129 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,088 ♪ That's all right mama We'll be just fine ♪ 130 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:44,505 ♪ 'Cause the wings get dirty Don't mean they don't fly ♪ 131 00:05:44,505 --> 00:05:47,046 ♪ It's all right, baby we'll be just fine ♪ 132 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,296 ♪ Hold your head high don't be denied ♪ 133 00:05:49,296 --> 00:05:50,796 ♪ 'Cause the bees left the trees ♪ 134 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:54,088 ♪ Don't mean there ain't honey inside ♪ 135 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,838 ♪ 'Cause the bees left the trees ♪ 136 00:05:55,838 --> 00:05:57,880 ♪ Don't mean there ain't honey inside ♪ 137 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,921 - Angry bus driver... 138 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:04,671 (Speaking in Japanese) 139 00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:06,713 (Clicks mouse) 140 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,755 You really gotta get curtains. 141 00:06:08,755 --> 00:06:11,005 (Sighs) 142 00:06:11,005 --> 00:06:17,005 ♪♪♪ 143 00:06:25,921 --> 00:06:29,505 ♪♪♪ 144 00:06:29,505 --> 00:06:31,546 - Can I help you find something? 145 00:06:31,546 --> 00:06:33,838 - Yeah, my libido. (Chuckles) 146 00:06:34,921 --> 00:06:38,588 (Coughs) Uh, I just had a baby, 147 00:06:38,588 --> 00:06:43,005 and I mean, I got kinda depressed and you know like, 148 00:06:43,005 --> 00:06:44,963 postpartum or whatever, 149 00:06:44,963 --> 00:06:47,921 and then my friend, Anne, who's also kind of my shrink, 150 00:06:47,921 --> 00:06:50,838 she put me on some drugs and she's like you gotta, 151 00:06:50,838 --> 00:06:52,713 you know, reawaken that sex drive. 152 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,588 I'm like, knock, knock, are you even in there? 153 00:06:55,588 --> 00:06:58,963 (Clears throat) My sex drive, I mean. 154 00:06:58,963 --> 00:07:02,963 You know what, I am just gonna grab this and go. 155 00:07:03,963 --> 00:07:07,421 - That is a tool meant to help with penis enlargement. 156 00:07:07,421 --> 00:07:09,963 Is that what you're looking for today? 157 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,755 - No. - Come, let's talk. 158 00:07:12,755 --> 00:07:14,088 - (Frankie sighs) 159 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:16,671 So, you're a professional sex guy. 160 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:19,088 How do you keep it hot? Like, toys? 161 00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:20,671 Lube? 162 00:07:20,671 --> 00:07:22,296 Orgies? 163 00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:24,796 - My solution will not be your solution. 164 00:07:24,796 --> 00:07:28,005 Your challenge is unique. It's like Rumi said, 165 00:07:29,046 --> 00:07:34,796 "the wound is the place where the light enters you." 166 00:07:37,338 --> 00:07:40,088 - So the wound is my vagine, 167 00:07:40,088 --> 00:07:42,880 and the light is a strap-on? 168 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,421 - (Sighs) 169 00:07:44,421 --> 00:07:46,921 Sometimes sex is not about sex. 170 00:07:48,255 --> 00:07:50,546 The most exciting part about sex for me, 171 00:07:50,546 --> 00:07:51,880 is my partner. 172 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,463 Or sometimes it's just a little kiss, 173 00:07:54,463 --> 00:07:56,671 or a backrub, or a cuddle. 174 00:07:58,213 --> 00:08:00,796 - That's so beautiful, man. 175 00:08:00,796 --> 00:08:03,046 You're really great to talk to. 176 00:08:04,046 --> 00:08:06,088 Wanna go grab an omelette or something? 177 00:08:06,088 --> 00:08:08,296 - Thank you for the warm invitation, 178 00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:10,796 but if I went for every omelette or frittata 179 00:08:10,796 --> 00:08:14,255 that was offered me, I would be the egg man. 180 00:08:14,255 --> 00:08:16,088 (Chuckles) 181 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:21,213 (Jenny sighs) - Hi, Jenny. 182 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,296 - Marvin, hi. 183 00:08:27,171 --> 00:08:30,088 You're looking extra good today. 184 00:08:30,088 --> 00:08:33,796 Is... is that a new shirt? - Uh, it's-it's my father's. 185 00:08:33,796 --> 00:08:36,213 I mean, it was, was my father's. 186 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:39,421 My mother gave me the contents of his closet after he died. 187 00:08:39,421 --> 00:08:43,421 - Oh, well, your dad must have been one sexy guy. 188 00:08:44,588 --> 00:08:46,338 Oh God. (Milk spills) 189 00:08:46,338 --> 00:08:47,338 What a mess. 190 00:08:49,505 --> 00:08:51,921 Oh, the whole floor is wet. 191 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:55,380 (Sighs) 192 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:58,588 (Groans) Oh, I'm just so clumsy. 193 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:01,630 Oh, there's so much milk here. 194 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,630 - Um... Jenny, 195 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:07,213 I think it's best that you stay off Facebook 196 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,588 while you're at work. 197 00:09:10,463 --> 00:09:12,463 - Uh, of course. (Sighs) 198 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,296 (Embarrassed exhale) 199 00:09:18,338 --> 00:09:21,088 - It's just that uh-- - Is that my soy milk? 200 00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:23,671 - Wh-wha... 201 00:09:23,671 --> 00:09:27,088 No, no it's not your soy milk. - What a mess. 202 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,963 - Relax, Gary, it's just some milk. 203 00:09:28,963 --> 00:09:32,671 - No, I meant you. - Excuse me? 204 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:34,588 - I was just processing some of your code, 205 00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:36,421 and there was a bunch of errors in it. 206 00:09:36,421 --> 00:09:37,713 And then I come in here, 207 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,463 and there's milk all over the place. 208 00:09:39,463 --> 00:09:43,213 - It's not all over the place. Can you just... can you just go? 209 00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:45,296 I don't need an audience. 210 00:09:45,296 --> 00:09:48,046 - No, you need a mop. And a clean pair of pants. 211 00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:53,255 Woman: Why can't I walk through a fuckin' drive through? 212 00:09:53,255 --> 00:09:55,505 What if I couldn't afford a fuckin' car? 213 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:56,796 Mother fucker! (Cars honk) 214 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,046 What? You're afraid you're gonna be turned on? 215 00:09:59,046 --> 00:10:01,546 I'm hapless? How about this? Man: Hell no! 216 00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:04,213 - What about these? You like those? 217 00:10:04,213 --> 00:10:06,505 Man: Will you get out of here with that shit! 218 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:10,463 (Clicks off the TV) - And that is all over the news. 219 00:10:10,463 --> 00:10:12,838 My daughter looks up to her, actually. 220 00:10:12,838 --> 00:10:14,255 Watches her show all the time. 221 00:10:14,255 --> 00:10:16,296 - Well, it's classic child star meltdown. 222 00:10:16,296 --> 00:10:18,213 It's a rite of passage, kind of like shaving. 223 00:10:18,213 --> 00:10:20,713 - No, this is a lot worse than peeing 224 00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,296 in a mop bucket or something. It's-- 225 00:10:22,296 --> 00:10:24,171 - Why, because God forbid she has a sex drive? 226 00:10:24,171 --> 00:10:26,338 - She's acting like she is the sex drive. 227 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:29,463 - This is bull to the shit. - What is up with you today? 228 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,880 - Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just... 229 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,463 I got shamed at my Mommy and Me group 230 00:10:34,463 --> 00:10:37,671 for admitting I watch porn. - What? 231 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,713 - No one should ever be shamed for watching porn. 232 00:10:39,713 --> 00:10:42,171 - Thank you, Mo. Like, you watch porn, right? 233 00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:44,171 - Uh yeah, I'm a dude. 234 00:10:44,171 --> 00:10:46,088 Why not ask me if I eat food, or breathe air? 235 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,755 - Nice. - He does all that shit. 236 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,796 - Does a dog eat dog food? - Yes. 237 00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:52,546 - Do I eat meat? Do I shit every four days? 238 00:10:52,546 --> 00:10:54,713 - Yeah, I watch that shit, too. - Shut up. 239 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,338 - What kind of porn do you watch, man? 240 00:10:56,338 --> 00:10:59,421 - I don't know hot chicks porn? - Nice. 241 00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:03,213 - Yeah, but like what category do you watch? 242 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:06,380 Big breasts? Babysitter? Asian? BDSM? Mature? 243 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,921 What's your thing? 244 00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:10,505 - You know, Kate, this is the kind of conversation 245 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:12,588 you could frame as sexual harassment. 246 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,255 Even though you're starting it. 247 00:11:14,255 --> 00:11:15,880 - Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Richard. 248 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,546 I'm not trying to make anyone feel awkward, I'm just curious. 249 00:11:18,546 --> 00:11:21,380 Like when I told the moms what kind of porn I watched, 250 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,880 they looked at me like I was a human centipede. 251 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,380 (All chuckle) Butt to mouth, mouth to butt. 252 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:29,130 - We all know what that is Kate, yeah. 253 00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:30,755 - Okay. - I'm sure you're a real sicko. 254 00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:33,338 What are you into? Bathtub and candles porn? 255 00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:35,380 (All laugh) 256 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:38,588 - Actually, I'm in to Hentai. 257 00:11:41,005 --> 00:11:44,005 It's animated-- - What, it's a cartoon? 258 00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:46,255 You watch this with your son? 259 00:11:46,255 --> 00:11:50,671 - Oh God, no. No, no, no, it's, it's hardcore. 260 00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:53,005 Lots of fun, yeah. 261 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,796 Yeah, it's like a submissive girl, 262 00:11:55,796 --> 00:11:59,796 legal age of course, who succumbs to her oppressor. 263 00:11:59,796 --> 00:12:03,963 She's scared, but then you know, she gives in. 264 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:06,796 It's like a bunny girl and a wolf man, right. 265 00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:11,171 Or... like an angry coach. Climb that rope. 266 00:12:11,171 --> 00:12:13,880 Got a short-ass skirt on, he knows it, she sees it. 267 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,088 He's not taking no guff. - Good God. 268 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:18,505 - (Awkward cough) 269 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,838 (Awkward silence) 270 00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:23,213 - Come on, guys, I know you watch this stuff. 271 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:25,755 Mo, you know what I'm talkin' about, dirty dog, Mo? 272 00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:28,421 Dirty old dog. (Barking) 273 00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:31,296 Ralph? Ralphie? 274 00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:35,005 - Kate, Ralph is battling testicular cancer. 275 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,380 - Ralph, I'm so sorry, I did not know that. I... 276 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:41,171 Guys, I don't know, 277 00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:42,880 I just thought you'd be into similar stuff. 278 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,130 You know, like sexy Asian schoolgirls, like oh no. 279 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,338 - Foster! What is wrong with you? 280 00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:51,463 - Let's hope there's never any Hentai 281 00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:54,421 in your portfolio. Hmm? Meeting adjourned. 282 00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:58,588 - But we didn't do any work. 283 00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:00,755 - Do you watch that stuff here? - No! 284 00:13:00,755 --> 00:13:03,838 - No? You better clear your browsing history. 285 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:06,588 - How do you... 286 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,046 - Oh, hi. This won't be awkward. 287 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:27,380 - Jenny... - What? 288 00:13:29,171 --> 00:13:31,088 - Jenny, look at me. 289 00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:37,630 You like that? - Oh, fuck no. 290 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,255 - Oh my God, I thought that's what you wanted. 291 00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:42,463 - A finger in my mouth? 292 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:45,505 - Sorry, it's just that your post was really forward. 293 00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:48,046 - Yeah, well that was a mistake. 294 00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,130 - Oh. I'm sorry. I just... 295 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,630 Did you or did you not want me to come on to you? 296 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,755 - Marvin, get a hold of yourself. 297 00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:57,255 This was just some harmless office flirting, 298 00:13:57,255 --> 00:14:01,880 and I'm married. So... 299 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,713 - Oh my God, what is wrong with me? 300 00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:06,130 - No, you're supposed to disregard my feelings 301 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:09,838 and take what you need. - Wait really? Are you serious? 302 00:14:09,838 --> 00:14:11,046 - Yeah. 303 00:14:16,421 --> 00:14:18,546 Oh, forget it. 304 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,838 - Hey there. - Hi. 305 00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:29,921 - Rough day? - Oh, you have no idea. 306 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:33,546 - Do you think I'm sexually fucked up? 307 00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:36,713 - Okay, um... should I be concerned 308 00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:38,338 that the first thing that you ask me 309 00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,921 when you get home from work is if you're a sexual weirdo? 310 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,671 - No, of course not. 311 00:14:42,671 --> 00:14:44,505 - And if you were like sexually effed up, 312 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:47,463 wouldn't that mean that I was too, by like proxy? 313 00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:51,546 - Oh, forget it. - Uh, no way. What's going on? 314 00:14:51,546 --> 00:14:53,796 - It's just... 315 00:14:55,171 --> 00:14:57,796 I told the Mommy and Me group about the kind of porn I watch, 316 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,505 and they looked at me like I had a penis 317 00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:00,880 growing out of my forehead. 318 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,796 And then when I told my coworkers, 319 00:15:02,796 --> 00:15:04,713 they looked at me like my... 320 00:15:04,713 --> 00:15:06,588 like my forehead penis was deformed. 321 00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:09,921 - Can we stop talking about your forehead penis? 322 00:15:09,921 --> 00:15:11,921 - I've had sex with a lot of women... 323 00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:13,671 - I'm sorry? - And you are like the least 324 00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:16,505 screwed up in the most ways. If anything, you're boring. 325 00:15:16,505 --> 00:15:18,463 - Thank you. 326 00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:20,880 Kind of turns me on that you watch porn, though. 327 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,505 Maybe we could watch it together. 328 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:27,505 - It just might be kind of weird, 329 00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:30,213 because the porn I watch is kind of weird. 330 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,630 - Kate, I'm a man. I've seen porn. 331 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:36,463 Okay. If you promise not to look at me 332 00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:38,671 like I've got a penis growing out of my-- 333 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,255 - I promise. 334 00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:43,796 - Meet me I the bedroom, I'll bring the wine, 335 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,630 you leave your pants. 336 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:49,255 Also bring the baby monitor. 337 00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:52,046 - Okay. All right. - (Kate giggling) 338 00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:58,463 ♪♪♪ 339 00:15:58,463 --> 00:16:00,171 (Knife scrapes) 340 00:16:00,171 --> 00:16:03,005 - So I see this guy walking down the sidewalk, right, 341 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,088 with his grocery bag, and the bag rips, 342 00:16:05,088 --> 00:16:08,088 food goes all over the sidewalk, right. 343 00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:10,838 Apples everywhere. And then I notice, 344 00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:14,380 this guy's only got one arm. So I say to the guy, 345 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,588 "hey man, let me help you out," 346 00:16:16,588 --> 00:16:20,546 So I gather his stuff together, I send him on his way. 347 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,796 And for a minute, I feel like a hero. 348 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:27,213 Then I'm like, what is a hero, you know? 349 00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:31,213 I was in that... Jenny? 350 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,838 Jenny, are you even listening? 351 00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:38,380 - Uh yeah, there were apples and you were a hero. 352 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:41,338 - (Chuckles) Well, I don't know. I mean yeah, 353 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:43,046 I guess it was kind of cool of me. But... 354 00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,880 it's what anybody would have done, you know? 355 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,713 It was like the right place, at the right time, 356 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,296 and Zoe was watching. 357 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:49,880 I feel like subconsciously she may have picked something up. 358 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,796 - How much nautical decor can one person have? 359 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,505 - These guys have too much. 360 00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:55,130 These were actually the centerpieces for their wedding, 361 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,713 and I like them. They'll look good. 362 00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:58,713 - I think she'll love it. And if she does start to complain, 363 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,713 - Don't. That tickles. 364 00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:08,130 Frankie! What the hell? 365 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,171 - Giselle, we need to connect. - About what? 366 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:12,880 I want to watch my show. 367 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,755 Man: This is perfect. Come here. 368 00:17:14,755 --> 00:17:17,463 - (Woman laughs) It looks so good. 369 00:17:17,463 --> 00:17:19,463 Man: You guys nailed it. (TV clicks off) 370 00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:21,088 - What are you doing? They made the fridge invisible, 371 00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:22,630 and now they can't find it. 372 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,046 - Okay, we have let this go long enough. 373 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,671 Okay, we need to talk. 374 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:30,046 You know, like we need to like, hug, 375 00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,463 and, and, and, and communicate. 376 00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:34,671 - Did Anne give you more drugs? 377 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:37,213 - No, no, no, it's just- it's just the wound 378 00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:40,671 is where the light enters my pain. 379 00:17:40,671 --> 00:17:42,921 - What? - (Frankie sighs) 380 00:17:42,921 --> 00:17:44,463 Giselle, I'm freaking out here, okay. 381 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,713 I'm going to counsellors, I'm going to sex stores, 382 00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:48,463 and meanwhile, you're just putting your head 383 00:17:48,463 --> 00:17:50,380 in the everything's okay sand, and just-- 384 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:53,630 - Frankie, you've got my attention. 385 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:05,838 - Okay well, I've had a really hard day. 386 00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:08,505 - Mm hmm? - I burnt the dinner. 387 00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:13,171 I love you. 388 00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:18,921 (Hentai video) Girl: Please, I'm so sorry. 389 00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:21,421 Man: You pretend that you are scared 390 00:18:21,421 --> 00:18:24,296 but you are searching for something. 391 00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:26,921 Girl: No. Yes. I am so embarrassed. 392 00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:31,005 Man: Silly girl. I will give you-- (Clicks stop) 393 00:18:34,421 --> 00:18:37,171 - Um, she was a bunny, I get that, 394 00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:42,046 but what was he supposed to be? - A wolf. He was a wolf. 395 00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:43,713 - Right, sure. - Hmm. 396 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,505 - Hmm. 397 00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:49,755 - You think I'm royally effed up. 398 00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,546 - I'm just confused. 399 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,380 Are you trying to tell me something with this? 400 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,130 - Oh my God, no. Mhm. 401 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,880 - I mean, I always try to treat you like an equal, 402 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,296 but this makes me think you want to be like submissive? 403 00:19:00,296 --> 00:19:02,130 - No. - Like, do you want me 404 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:03,713 to shame you? - I do not. 405 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,838 - Do you want me to dress up as a wolf and shame you? 406 00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:08,130 - I... I do not. I just I... 407 00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:13,380 I just have to be so strong all the time. 408 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,130 - Right. Yeah. - You know? 409 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:20,171 And so sometimes it's just fun to imagine that I'm like a... 410 00:19:20,171 --> 00:19:24,005 a small bunny, in a very small skirt, 411 00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:27,713 who's wandered into a petting zoo type of a situation. 412 00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:30,171 And all these hands are on me, 413 00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:32,630 and there's only one way to get out, 414 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,880 and that's to be brutally shamed... through sex. 415 00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:42,880 But I...as a real-life human woman, do not want that. 416 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,963 - (Big exhale) - Does that make sense? 417 00:19:45,963 --> 00:19:48,213 - I think so. 418 00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:51,296 - Okay just, I have to say, 419 00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:53,130 I feel like I really regret inviting you 420 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,505 into my shame closet. - No, no, no, no. 421 00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:57,713 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 422 00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,796 I have quirks, too. - Yeah? 423 00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:02,921 - Yeah. - Really? 424 00:20:02,921 --> 00:20:05,630 - Yeah. - Like what? 425 00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:08,713 - When I was in college... - Mm hmm. 426 00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:11,255 - I was hanging out with this weird group of guys. 427 00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,796 - I like it. - And this one time, 428 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:18,213 we cornered a sheep and had sex with it. 429 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,838 - Wha...? - (Chuckles) 430 00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:24,630 - (Laughs) Oh my God, Nathan! 431 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,255 Holy shit, you asshole. 432 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:29,255 - No, we never had sex with a sheep. 433 00:20:29,255 --> 00:20:31,046 But when I was 12, 434 00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:33,338 I jerked off while I was thinking about my cousin. 435 00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:35,421 - Which cousin? - Teresa. 436 00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:37,171 - Ugh, T-- disgusting. 437 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,588 You know what, let's just stay 438 00:20:38,588 --> 00:20:40,880 out of each other's shame closets. 439 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,130 - Okay, bunny. - You think I'm a sicko? 440 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:46,130 - No, no. 441 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:49,838 I think your porn is not my porn. 442 00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:52,630 You are my porn. 443 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,838 - Hm, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. 444 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,921 - If that's true, that's sad. 445 00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:00,921 - Makes me really horny, though. 446 00:21:00,921 --> 00:21:04,130 ♪♪♪ 447 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,630 ♪ Baby this is too good to be true ♪ 448 00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:10,671 ♪ I'm in love with you ♪