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‎前情提要

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‎妳是要炒我嗎？

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‎我覺得如果妳不用照顧查理

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‎我們的關係會更好

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‎我可能有那麼一點點的產後憂鬱症

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‎抱歉，不過“站起來”
‎有哪個字妳聽不懂？愛麗絲

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‎妳已被錄取

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‎我會給妳開藥

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‎-好吧
‎-不要！

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‎凱特，是妳媽打過來的
‎她被妳家的狗咬了

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‎牠現在會咬人了
‎怎麼樣都說不過去吧

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‎珍妮，妳做得非常好

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‎你不是說寶寶們很喜歡的嗎

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‎不久後就會了

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‎我真的很佩服你，阿特

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‎這太厲害了，我只是去尿尿

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‎我馬上感受到蘿塔一起尿了

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‎我們合二為一！
‎深深連繫著，太棒了！

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‎這實在太不自然了！對不起！

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‎也許我們不應該看

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‎我忍不住要看

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‎我感受到妳正在…

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‎和妳的寶寶掉線

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‎我正撥去她的頻率

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‎而妳作為母親的直覺有點…

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‎-被現代所蒙蔽了…
‎-閉嘴吧，阿特！

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‎阿特，你還是把絲巾收好離開吧

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‎-我其實有上門服務
‎-滾吧！就離開吧

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‎各位，很抱歉

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‎他的網站看起來很猛料的

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‎誰不愛老男人育兒專家

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‎是吧？珍妮，妳還好嗎？

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‎也許我和柔伊就是連繫不上

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‎妳很棒的了

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‎沒有人要整天和自己的孩子

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‎連繫在一起

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‎像查理，我對他死心塌地

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‎他是我的乖兒子
‎不過有時候我會希望他…

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‎像《末世餘生》那樣，懂嗎？

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‎就從車尾箱拿出來

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‎當我回到家時…

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‎我知道自己是去了雜貨店
‎不過我的兒子在哪？

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‎然後我就自由了！

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‎女士們，心靈上的連繫
‎有著不同的方式和形態

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‎不如說一些我們一致同意的事吧

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‎-那個絲巾男真糟糕了
‎-爛透了

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‎-爛死了
‎-是的

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎（凱特霍斯塔）

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‎不管怎麼看都不會膩

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‎等一下！

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‎凱特！

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‎-早安
‎-早安

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‎我必須告訴妳，有妳這張趣臉回來

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‎實在是太好了

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‎嘴巴多麼奇怪

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‎-蠻懷念的
‎-謝了，李察

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‎回來的感覺真是蠻好的

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‎蘿絲，妳怎麼了？

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‎妳媽打過來了

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‎她輕聲說話嗎？

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‎-凱特！
‎-媽，怎麼了?

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‎實在太丟臉了，他咬了一個小孩！

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‎甚麼？奧利咬小孩了？

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‎不是，我說查理

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‎妳兒子咬了甚他小孩

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‎好的，鑒於他只有幾顆小牙

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‎另外一個小孩應該有活下來吧？

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‎這不是開玩笑的，凱特

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‎妳知道查理是在模仿那只衰狗的

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‎媽，這沒甚麼大不了

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‎寶寶，總會甚麼都放進口裡

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‎這是寶寶的招牌動作

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‎凱特，妳要有多少血光之災

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‎才願意讓那只狗長眠？

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‎“長眠”是甚麼意思？

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‎抱歉，我意思是叫妳把那只狗殺了！

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‎我知道對妳並不容易

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‎不過妳必須作出選擇

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‎我不會再與那只畜牲共處一室

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‎媽，我就直話直說了
‎妳搞這些事情的時間真是剛剛好

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‎我不知道妳甚麼意思

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‎我意思是我告訴妳
‎我想要一個新褓姆後

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‎妳現在就想殺了我的狗！

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‎這樣的話不就顯得我心胸狹窄？

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‎媽，我現在就過來接奧利，行嗎？

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‎妳剛剛說是在公園嗎？

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‎不，我們在家裡等妳吧

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‎嗯，好吧

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‎可以把我下午的行程推掉嗎？

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‎-我要去接我的狗
‎-牠還好嗎？

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‎嗯，牠還好，是我媽不滿而已

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‎那就好！

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‎我不是說妳媽有不滿就好

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‎是妳小狗沒事就好

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‎-我愛小狗
‎-嗯，我也是

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‎蓋爾，非常棒的花瓶

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‎薩凡娜，這個碗子不錯！

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‎看看裡面美麗的旋渦

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‎法蘭琪，妳又做了一個球…

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‎多麼圓滑和濃厚

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‎拿在上手感覺很好

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‎妳知道這個也會在磚窯裡…

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‎-爆開的吧
‎-夫人，別漏了它

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‎我對這個球有信心

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‎噓，沒事的

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‎說到優格裡的益生菌

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‎會讓妳和動物更接近

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‎所以我會和自己家裡的貓溝通

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‎妳是甚麼時候對健康食品有興趣的？

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‎惡毒褓姆說她自製手工的優格
‎會讓我皮膚又白又滑

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‎-她真厲害
‎-惡毒褓姆？

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‎嗯，我們都這樣叫妳的，惡毒褓姆

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‎算吧，我蠻喜歡的

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‎我好期待喔！

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‎我家從來不會有自製手工這回事！

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‎才不是

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‎別忘了，它也會讓妳的頭髮
‎像我那樣閃閃發亮喔，迷你我！

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‎要幫妳做一份家傳黃瓜沙拉嗎？安妮

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‎不用了

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‎對了，那些牛奶聞起來像絕望的氣味

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‎讓我感到反胃

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‎去妳的“迷你我”！

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‎療程進行中！

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‎嗨，我在妳門口看到這個

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‎-那是甚麼公仔？
‎-困惑臉？

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‎愛麗絲畫給妳的嗎？

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‎不，是萊諾的，我們的小情趣

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‎我每天都在他筆電上貼一張
‎他就貼一張到我門上

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‎那妳早上畫了甚麼？

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‎-哭臉
‎-噢，真勇敢

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‎我可以要一根起司棒嗎？

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‎奶製品對嘔吐最有效了

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‎那妳怎麼樣？

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‎妳都已經幾個禮拜不用吃藥了

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‎非常好

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‎我準備好慢慢走出陰霾

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‎不想再重蹈覆轍

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‎法蘭琪，我們還是講一下其他事情吧

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‎其他事怎麼樣？工作怎麼樣？

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‎也蠻好的

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‎我最近工作上表現好多了

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‎我還聽妳的意見，有了新喜好

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‎陶藝大師！悉隨尊便

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‎法蘭琪，這太棒了

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‎進展非常好，替妳高興

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‎是的…

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‎只是…

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‎我和吉賽爾的關係還是怪怪的

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‎她總是會看我在幹嘛

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‎催逼我照顧好自己

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‎同時間又和我保持距離

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‎她就像一道旋轉門

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‎一直轉…

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‎她就不願敞開心門

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‎-妳懂我意思嗎？
‎-明白，這對吉賽爾來說

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‎也是個非常大的改變

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‎可能要花點時間適應

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‎妳們對上一次
‎一起盡情玩樂是甚麼時候？

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‎安妮，我也不知道！

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‎我們以前像主題樂園級的歡樂

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‎這裡有間酒吧
‎有一款酒是以我們命名的

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‎我不會把名字告訴妳

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‎因為吉賽爾覺得那很種族歧視

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‎不過是蠻好笑的

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‎無論如何，我們以前就是很會玩！

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‎現在應該回不去
‎當初主題樂園級的歡樂了

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‎不過還有其他事物的

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‎嗯，妳說得對

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‎只是…

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‎多來一根起司棒會更有助我思考

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‎那已經是我最後一根了

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‎嗯

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‎不過我有產後抑鬱症

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‎這招不錯

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‎難以置信

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‎別這樣看著我嘛！

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‎又不是我咬了我媽

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨，怎麼了？

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‎我得去接牠

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‎我媽不願意和奧利共處一室

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‎我可以放牠在這邊嗎？

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‎我很樂意，不過卡巴卡對狗過敏

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‎卡巴卡？

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‎你那個不在這裡的助手嗎？

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‎要去接電話嗎，內森？

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‎霍斯塔斯圖爾特

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‎嗨，我是內森
‎可以稍後再打給你嗎？

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‎好，再說

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‎他只是去了健身房，很快就會回來

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‎對了，這次的狗咬人事情中
‎你站哪邊的，幫我說句話嘛

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‎抱歉了，這次我撐妳媽

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‎甚麼？那到底是甚麼意思？

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‎意思是，如果我們不能信任牠

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‎可能有牠在家裡是並不安全的

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‎牠已經16歲了，脾氣一直都很差

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‎不過現在牠年事已高了

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‎牠可能會傷害到查理的

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‎好吧

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‎-我總是很喜歡奧利的…
‎-天啦

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00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,232
‎不過妳總是會對牠心軟

202
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,068
‎我不是要強逼妳甚麼

203
00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,195
‎這一點我要說清，我愛妳

204
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,197
‎-再見
‎-再見了

205
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,951
‎小狗！我可以摸摸嗎？

206
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,287
‎好，溫柔點，他很…

207
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,206
‎抱歉

208
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,752
‎那小孩聞起來就像莎樂美腸！

209
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,848
‎把妳的狗帶來吃午餐
‎真是讓我們選擇有限

210
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,351
‎那我要怎麼做？
‎我媽還我在小狗和兒子之間

211
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,977
‎進退兩難！

212
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,688
‎好了，又不是查理快要死

213
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,106
‎我們只是要討論

214
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,651
‎要不要把妳年事已高的
‎刻薄爛狗安息而已

215
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,235
‎牠可能年事已高，刻薄也算是

216
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,737
‎但就是不能說牠爛

217
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,614
‎根本沒甚麼進退兩難

218
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,366
‎安妮，感謝妳花時間討論

219
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,909
‎妳的意見真的很有用

220
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,328
‎查理都不會記得牠

221
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,996
‎好了，我通常都會挺妳這種

222
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,332
‎嚴厲而冷酷的愛

223
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,833
‎但是要考慮讓他安樂死！

224
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,378
‎妳可以放過我嗎？

225
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,754
‎妳說得對

226
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,091
‎只是我的褓姆和女兒
‎在一週內的親密程度

227
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,259
‎比我和她過去九年還要親密

228
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,428
‎現在我又對妳態度這麼差

229
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,056
‎對不起

230
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,392
‎我覺得自己有基因缺憾

231
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,851
‎不用道歉，沒事

232
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,109
‎妳有試過讓寵物安樂死嗎？

233
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,444
‎妳想知道甚麼？

234
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,363
‎-我要在房間裡看嗎？
‎-妳會想看著的

235
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,907
‎-要我幫牠注射的嗎？
‎-不用，他們會做

236
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,995
‎牠會想我怎麼做？

237
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,038
‎就抱著牠

238
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,665
‎-好吧
‎-摸牠

239
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,466
‎-所以是非常糟的
‎-糟透了

240
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,968
‎但並沒進退兩難的糟

241
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,804
‎妳真是有基因缺憾的

242
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:13,983
‎-等等！
‎-媽？

243
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,943
‎妳可以幫我拿浴巾嗎？

244
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,154
‎兩個都進來了，好的

245
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,157
‎-我們有問題
‎-我要濕著回答的嗎？

246
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,367
‎我明白妳為何會不自在

247
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,952
‎不過在我們的皮肉之下

248
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,830
‎我們只是由不同器官和物質組織而成

249
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,083
‎嗯，好的，怎麼了？

250
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,336
‎-我們可以要點錢嗎？
‎-拜託先給我拿一條成人浴巾

251
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,423
‎謝謝！

252
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,800
‎-媽咪不喜歡自己的身體
‎-甚麼？

253
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,385
‎怎麼這樣說？

254
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,387
‎可能是因為妳沒有好好對自己的身體

255
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,766
‎妳要錢幹嘛？

256
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,559
‎我們要建一座獨角獸房子

257
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,853
‎其實是美角獸的房子

258
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,979
‎誰是美角獸？

259
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,399
‎給我看妳的角！

260
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,527
‎-是節目裡的詞
‎-獨角獸女孩！

261
00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,904
‎-是的
‎-她很愛看的

262
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:00,821
‎我知道

263
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,616
‎妳知道我和惡毒褓姆同一天生日嗎？

264
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,327
‎-真的嗎？
‎-而且我們一樣會冥想

265
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,536
‎妳從何時開始會冥想？

266
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,622
‎還有，我們都是左撇子！

267
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,334
‎妳們的共通點真多

268
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,379
‎那我們可以要些錢買物資嗎？

269
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,299
‎可以，錢就在廚房桌上的包包裡

270
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,425
‎謝了，媽

271
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,845
‎或許等一下我可以過來幫忙蓋小馬房

272
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,847
‎是獨角獸

273
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,522
‎歡迎來到銀河漢堡
‎請問甚麼需要？

274
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,774
‎好了，小傢伙

275
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,109
‎右手吃熱狗，左手吃漢堡

276
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,738
‎歡迎來到銀河漢堡
‎請問甚麼需要？

277
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,783
‎等我一下，牠要決定最後晚餐

278
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,159
‎牠通常很快就選出來的

279
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,245
‎夫人，如果妳還沒準備好點餐

280
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,288
‎我得請妳停在旁邊

281
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,581
‎那算了，我要一份熱狗

282
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,999
‎一份漢堡，兩個都要套餐

283
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,668
‎我的小狗要牛奶，我自己要可樂

284
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,086
‎要健怡可樂，另外我是小姐

285
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,504
‎你們這邊有雞柳條嗎？

286
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,172
‎請前往第一個窗口

287
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,341
‎所以是沒有嗎？

288
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,516
‎吃吧，小奧

289
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,768
‎吃完這頓最後晚餐

290
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,603
‎你的朋友們應該蠻嫉妒的

291
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,817
‎小姐，那些食物會害死妳的狗

292
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,236
‎網飛上有一部很棒的紀錄片提及過

293
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,114
‎現在不需要太擔心這個

294
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,533
‎因為這個小傢伙，得了絕症

295
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,869
‎我很快就要讓牠安樂死了

296
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,913
‎那太糟糕了！

297
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,166
‎非常抱歉

298
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,795
‎保持堅強

299
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,277
‎過來跟我坐

300
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:04,987
‎我好累了

301
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,115
‎我要在街上走幾百遍

302
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,700
‎才能讓她睡著！

303
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,535
‎過來跟我坐吧

304
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,495
‎來，坐我後面

305
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,122
‎來吧！

306
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,417
‎妳位子夠嗎？

307
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,046
‎感受這團濕黏土的力量

308
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,299
‎這是最接近當神的感覺

309
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,383
‎或是當火蜥蜴

310
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,427
‎-是不是很棒？太棒了
‎-法蘭琪，不行！

311
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,474
‎陶藝是妳的喜歡，能讓妳好起來

312
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,435
‎不過試試吧，小吉
‎來一起創作吧！

313
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,687
‎不要，我很累了！

314
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,315
‎我沒心情重造有史以來

315
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,817
‎最不切實際的性愛場景

316
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,694
‎但妳明明很愛《第六感生死戀》

317
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,529
‎我是愛看那部電影

318
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,448
‎不是去演那部電影！

319
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,957
‎妳想要一起看嗎？

320
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,960
‎不要，我們應該一起享樂的！

321
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,378
‎我們一直都只有看

322
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,047
‎來吧，妳…說真的

323
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,757
‎妳會喜歡的，手放在這邊

324
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,967
‎法蘭琪！

325
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,052
‎-妳會喜歡的，妳要感受一下！
‎-法蘭琪！

326
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,013
‎我要去洗個澡

327
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,182
‎獨自去洗

328
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,954
‎走開！你別這樣…

329
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,872
‎奧利，你這樣不行！

330
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:40,708
‎喂！

331
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,668
‎天啦！

332
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,008
‎我天啦，那是奧利嗎？

333
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,760
‎我們很久沒見牠了！

334
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,471
‎-而妳是…
‎-凱特霍斯塔

335
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,181
‎我來這邊已經有十年了

336
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,351
‎嗯，當然了，奧利弗的主人！

337
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,436
‎（麥迪遜獸醫診所）

338
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,021
‎隔很久了呢

339
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,147
‎上次帶牠來洗牙是甚麼時候？

340
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,777
‎有段時間了，但那不是我來的原因…

341
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,362
‎上次好像是10月19日了

342
00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:12,698
‎牠還要注射各種疫苗

343
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,325
‎我們真的很久沒看到你了！

344
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,246
‎抱歉，不過我現在有小孩了

345
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,329
‎奧利弗就是妳的小孩

346
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:25,627
‎那我們要來全套服務嗎？

347
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,463
‎可憐的小傢伙

348
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,557
‎天啦！

349
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,852
‎-妳還醒著？
‎-我要把惡毒褓姆開除

350
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,021
‎甚麼？為甚麼啦？

351
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,440
‎她和愛麗絲相處得很好

352
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,443
‎就是相處得太好了
‎我覺得她是疏忽職守

353
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,778
‎來與我們的小孩當閨蜜

354
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,906
‎這一點我就不敢苟同了

355
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,575
‎愛麗絲變得會幫忙做家務

356
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,035
‎她更樂於幫忙

357
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,080
‎-而且她們還成為了好朋友…
‎-我想當愛麗絲的好朋友！

358
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,539
‎那個小混蛋

359
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,501
‎寶貝，妳就是她朋友

360
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,710
‎不是！

361
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,545
‎記得她們小時候

362
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,506
‎不管怎麼樣也會愛著我們嗎？

363
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,549
‎即使我們犯錯也會愛著？

364
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,597
‎我愛著眼前的妳

365
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,851
‎-等等，你在哭嗎？
‎-沒有

366
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,813
‎不過快哭了，因為妳很堅強

367
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,147
‎沒甚麼能傷到妳的

368
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,358
‎這不是在於那惡毒褓姆

369
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,984
‎而是在於妳有一個機會

370
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,362
‎用妳自己的方法和女兒連繫

371
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,157
‎-我不是一個愛纏人的母親
‎-是的

372
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,661
‎妳不是那種很有愛、很感性

373
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,955
‎很會包容人的母親

374
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,456
‎-那些常常會傻笑…
‎-好，夠了

375
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,000
‎不過妳也是個好母親，是我們的基石

376
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,337
‎沒有人比妳更會和我們女兒

377
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,588
‎聯繫感情‎了

378
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,508
‎你知道我想和誰聯繫感情嗎？

379
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,220
‎-祖絲？
‎-誰他媽的是祖絲？

380
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,223
‎不是家長會裡那個
‎妳喜歡的女人的名字嗎？

381
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,392
‎妳說她有一把秀髮…

382
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,144
‎不是！

383
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,687
‎那是誰？

384
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,855
‎你啊，蠢蛋！

385
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,107
‎是的

386
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,053
‎凱特，妳是個乖女

387
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,014
‎嗯，是的

388
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,397
‎願牠安息

389
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,293
‎牠適應得怎麼樣？

390
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,629
‎你們真的很相襯

391
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,925
‎天啦！蘿絲，妳還好嗎？

392
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,594
‎奧利昨天咬我了…

393
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,095
‎往我臉咬，傷蠻重的

394
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,890
‎牠想把我吃掉一樣

395
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,351
‎非常抱歉！

396
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:28,852
‎那是血嗎？

397
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,520
‎都是我的錯

398
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,775
‎妳有讓牠…安樂死嗎？

399
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,360
‎當然沒有！

400
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,238
‎我怎麼會因為他咬我
‎就讓牠安樂死？

401
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,324
‎那太可怕了，不過妳有…

402
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,911
‎餵牠吃過熱狗之類嗎

403
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,955
‎牠吐在我爸的車子裡了

404
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,916
‎結果原來要從車內用高壓水槍清洗…

405
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:51,833
‎是蠻貴的

406
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,463
‎-這筆錢當然由我出
‎-謝謝

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‎牠活著就好，而且那是兩份熱狗

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‎-加奶昔
‎-嗯

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‎還有些薯條

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‎字幕翻譯：李瑋樂