1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,213 Kate: Previously on "Workin' Moms": 2 00:00:07,213 --> 00:00:08,671 - Are you dismissing me? 3 00:00:08,671 --> 00:00:10,505 - I just think it would be better for our relationship, 4 00:00:10,505 --> 00:00:13,588 you know, if maybe you didn't watch Charlie anymore. 5 00:00:13,588 --> 00:00:15,463 - I think I might just have the teensiest 6 00:00:15,463 --> 00:00:17,130 little drop of postpartum. 7 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:19,130 Mean Nanny: I'm sorry, but what part of "stand up" 8 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:20,963 didn't you understand, Alice? - You're hired. 9 00:00:20,963 --> 00:00:22,880 I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription. 10 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,463 - Let's do this. (People screaming) 11 00:00:25,463 --> 00:00:28,588 Rosie: Kate, it's your mum, she was bit by your dog. 12 00:00:28,588 --> 00:00:30,171 - He's a biter now, 13 00:00:30,171 --> 00:00:31,838 and I don't think there's any coming back from that. 14 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:36,046 - (Zoe cries) 15 00:00:36,046 --> 00:00:38,005 Art: You're doing really, really good Jenny. 16 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,046 - I thought you said they'd like this. 17 00:00:40,046 --> 00:00:41,296 Art: Oh she will, soon. 18 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:42,796 Frankie: Well, I gotta hand it to you, Art. 19 00:00:42,796 --> 00:00:45,463 Man, these things are legit. I just took a leak, 20 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,921 and I felt Rhoda release her bladder... in response. 21 00:00:48,921 --> 00:00:51,796 We were one! Connected, it was awesome! 22 00:00:51,796 --> 00:00:54,588 - This is not natural! Sorry! 23 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,380 - Maybe we should look away. 24 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:58,505 - I don't think I can. - Hmm. 25 00:00:58,505 --> 00:01:00,963 - I'm sensing you're experiencing... 26 00:01:00,963 --> 00:01:03,338 a disconnect with your baby. 27 00:01:03,338 --> 00:01:06,130 You see, I'm dialed into her frequency, 28 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:09,380 while your mothering instincts have become a little... 29 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:11,630 hm, clouded by the modern-- 30 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,630 - No, no, just shut up, Art! 31 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:16,421 - Uh, Art, I think it would be best 32 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:19,421 if you collected your silks, and-and go. 33 00:01:19,421 --> 00:01:20,963 (Babies coo) 34 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,713 - You know, I'm available for home visits. 35 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,838 All: Get outta here! Just go, leave. Go! 36 00:01:30,838 --> 00:01:33,005 - I-I apologize, everyone. 37 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,005 His website looked very impressive. 38 00:01:35,005 --> 00:01:37,421 - Hey, who doesn't love an older male mothering expert. 39 00:01:37,421 --> 00:01:40,088 Right? You okay, Jenny? - (Sighs) 40 00:01:41,296 --> 00:01:43,755 Maybe I'm not connected to Zoe. 41 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,713 - Hey, you're great, seriously. 42 00:01:45,713 --> 00:01:47,588 Nobody says that we have to be connected 43 00:01:47,588 --> 00:01:49,380 to our kids all the time. 44 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:51,255 - Yeah, like Charlie, I love him to death, 45 00:01:51,255 --> 00:01:54,005 he's my boy, but sometimes I wish he was... 46 00:01:54,005 --> 00:01:56,713 like, on that show "The Leftovers," you know? 47 00:01:56,713 --> 00:01:58,588 Just taken right out of the back of my car, 48 00:01:58,588 --> 00:02:00,296 and then I get home and I'm like, 49 00:02:00,296 --> 00:02:02,796 I know I went to the grocery store, but where's my son? 50 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:05,421 and then I'm free! 51 00:02:05,421 --> 00:02:09,338 - Ladies, the maternal bond comes in many shapes and sizes. 52 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:13,088 Let's try to focus on something we can all agree on, 53 00:02:13,088 --> 00:02:15,213 that silk man was awful. - Terrible. 54 00:02:15,213 --> 00:02:16,963 - The worst. - Yeah. 55 00:02:16,963 --> 00:02:18,838 ♪♪♪ 56 00:02:21,005 --> 00:02:23,005 (Traffic rumbles) 57 00:02:27,921 --> 00:02:32,921 ♪♪♪ 58 00:02:32,921 --> 00:02:35,046 - Can't see that gettin' old. 59 00:02:35,046 --> 00:02:36,796 Hey, hold the door! 60 00:02:36,796 --> 00:02:40,380 - Katie! 61 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:43,505 - Oh, good morning. - Good morning. 62 00:02:43,505 --> 00:02:46,088 (Chuckles) I've gotta tell you, 63 00:02:46,088 --> 00:02:47,880 it's so great to have that interesting face of yours 64 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,921 back here again. - Ohhh. 65 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,921 - Such an odd mouth. 66 00:02:52,921 --> 00:02:55,255 I missed it. - Oh, well thank you, Richard. 67 00:02:55,255 --> 00:02:57,588 I gotta say, it feels pretty great to be back. 68 00:02:57,588 --> 00:02:59,421 (Elevator dings) 69 00:02:59,421 --> 00:03:04,171 ♪♪♪ 70 00:03:13,505 --> 00:03:15,088 - Oh... - Rosie, how the hell are 'ya? 71 00:03:15,088 --> 00:03:17,421 - Y-your Mom's on the phone. 72 00:03:17,421 --> 00:03:20,671 - Is she whispering? - Mhmm. 73 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:22,755 Eleanor: (whispers) Kate! - Mom, what happened? 74 00:03:22,755 --> 00:03:25,005 - I'm humiliated, he bit a child! 75 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,546 - What?! Olly bit a kid? 76 00:03:26,546 --> 00:03:30,130 - No, Charlie. Your son bit a child. 77 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,338 - Okay, seeing as he only has a couple tiny teeth, 78 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,796 I'm assuming the other baby survived? 79 00:03:34,796 --> 00:03:36,296 - This is not a joke, Kate. 80 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:38,880 You know Charlie's mimicking that vicious dog. 81 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,088 - Mom, it's not that big of a deal, okay? 82 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,005 Babies, they put their mouths on everything, 83 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,921 it's like a trademark baby move. 84 00:03:44,921 --> 00:03:47,838 - Katie, my dear, how much more blood must be shed 85 00:03:47,838 --> 00:03:50,088 before you put that dog to rest? 86 00:03:51,171 --> 00:03:53,421 - What do you mean "put to rest?" 87 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:56,213 - I'm sorry, I meant put that dog down! 88 00:03:56,213 --> 00:03:58,838 I know this is not an easy thing for you, 89 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,588 but you have got to make the choice. 90 00:04:01,588 --> 00:04:04,171 I will not be back in that house 91 00:04:04,171 --> 00:04:07,046 with that animal anymore. - Mom, I'm just gonna say it, 92 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,421 the timing of all this feels very convenient. 93 00:04:09,421 --> 00:04:11,671 - I don't know what you mean. 94 00:04:11,671 --> 00:04:14,255 - What I mean is that I tell you I want a new nanny, 95 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,338 and now you wanna kill my dog! 96 00:04:16,338 --> 00:04:18,796 - Well, that would be extraordinarily petty of me, 97 00:04:18,796 --> 00:04:21,255 wouldn't it? (Loud bang) 98 00:04:21,255 --> 00:04:24,213 Yeah, Mom, I'm coming to get Olly, okay? 99 00:04:24,213 --> 00:04:27,213 So you said you were at the park? 100 00:04:27,213 --> 00:04:30,088 - Um, no, uh, we'll meet you at home. 101 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:31,505 - Yeah, okay. 102 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,838 Will you please clear my afternoon, 103 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,713 I have to go deal with my dog. - Oh no, is he okay? 104 00:04:36,713 --> 00:04:39,046 - Yeah, he's fine, it's just my Mom is not okay. 105 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,463 - Oh, good! 106 00:04:40,463 --> 00:04:43,130 I mean, not good that your Mom's not okay, 107 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:45,296 good that the dog's okay. 108 00:04:45,296 --> 00:04:48,088 I love dogs. - Yeah, me too. 109 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,380 Instructor: Gale, excellent vase. 110 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,171 Savannah, I love that bowl! 111 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:58,213 Look at those beautiful swirls inside. 112 00:05:00,463 --> 00:05:04,046 Oh Frankie, you've made another ball... 113 00:05:04,046 --> 00:05:05,713 How smooth and dense. 114 00:05:07,421 --> 00:05:10,505 - It feels really great in my hands. 115 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:14,046 - You know it will most likely explode in the kiln... 116 00:05:14,046 --> 00:05:17,005 again. - Don't count her out, man. 117 00:05:17,005 --> 00:05:19,880 No, I got faith in this one. 118 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,755 - Ah... 119 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,463 - Shh, it's okay. 120 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,796 - So the thing about probiotics from yogurt 121 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,880 is that it puts you more in tune with animals. 122 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,671 That's why I can communicate with my cat. 123 00:05:34,671 --> 00:05:36,421 - So when did you start liking 124 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:38,005 all this health food... crap? 125 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:41,046 - Mean Nanny says her homemade yogurt will make my skin glow. 126 00:05:41,046 --> 00:05:44,130 She knows things. - Mean Nanny? 127 00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:46,463 - Yeah, that's what we call you. Mean Nanny. 128 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:48,921 - Hm. I don't care, I kinda like it. 129 00:05:48,921 --> 00:05:50,338 - I'm so excited! 130 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:53,338 I've never had anything homemade! 131 00:05:53,338 --> 00:05:54,921 - That's not true at all. 132 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,088 - And don't forget, it'll make your hair super shiny, mini me! 133 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,671 (Both laugh) 134 00:06:00,671 --> 00:06:03,671 Can I make you an heirloom cucumber salad, Anne? 135 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:04,671 - Nope, I'm good. 136 00:06:06,838 --> 00:06:10,671 That milk smells like despair, by the way. 137 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,671 It's triggering my nausea. 138 00:06:14,713 --> 00:06:17,796 "Mini me," my asshole! 139 00:06:17,796 --> 00:06:19,296 (Knocking) 140 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,005 In session! 141 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:23,630 - Hey, I just found this on your door. 142 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,505 Oh, What's the face? Uh, confused? 143 00:06:25,505 --> 00:06:27,296 - Ohhh! 144 00:06:27,296 --> 00:06:29,296 - Does Alice draw those for you? 145 00:06:29,296 --> 00:06:31,463 - No, Lionel, it's our little thing, 146 00:06:31,463 --> 00:06:33,088 I put one on his laptop every day, 147 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,630 and he puts one on my door. 148 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:36,588 - Oh, what was yours this morning? 149 00:06:36,588 --> 00:06:38,421 - Crying. - Oh, that's brave. 150 00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:41,213 - Can I have one of those cheese sticks? 151 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:42,671 (Anne sighs) 152 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:49,630 - As far as vomiting goes, dairy is the smoothest. 153 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:51,671 - Hmm. 154 00:06:51,671 --> 00:06:53,963 - So uh, how are you doing, 155 00:06:53,963 --> 00:06:55,880 now that you've been off of meds for a few weeks? 156 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,963 - A-okay. 157 00:06:57,963 --> 00:07:00,171 Yeah, I'm ready to creep back on 'em. 158 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:02,046 Don't wanna let those bats back out of the cave. 159 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,588 - Frankie, I think it's best that we take 160 00:07:03,588 --> 00:07:04,963 an alternative approach. 161 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:07,088 How's everything else? How's work? 162 00:07:07,088 --> 00:07:08,421 - Yeah, good actually, yeah. 163 00:07:08,421 --> 00:07:10,588 I've been feeling a lot more present at work. 164 00:07:10,588 --> 00:07:13,338 Ooh, and I picked up a hobby, as per your suggestion. 165 00:07:13,338 --> 00:07:16,130 Pottery master! Taking requests. 166 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:17,755 - Frankie, this is so great. 167 00:07:17,755 --> 00:07:20,005 Such amazing progress to celebrate, 168 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:21,921 good for you. - Yeah... 169 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:24,630 Yeah, it's just... 170 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:26,713 I mean, things are still weird with Giselle. 171 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,213 - Mhmm... - Right, 172 00:07:28,213 --> 00:07:30,005 she's always checking on me, 173 00:07:30,005 --> 00:07:31,921 pushing me to take care of myself, 174 00:07:31,921 --> 00:07:34,213 and then pulling away at the same time, it's like... 175 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:36,380 it's like she's in one of those revolving door thingies, 176 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,171 you know, spinning, and spinning and spinning, 177 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:41,130 but she just-she won't let me in, do you know what I mean? 178 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,921 - Yeah, this has been a very big adjustment 179 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,713 for Giselle as well. 180 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:47,255 I think it might take a little time. 181 00:07:47,255 --> 00:07:49,421 When's the last time that you guys had some fun together? 182 00:07:49,421 --> 00:07:51,713 - Oh man, Anne, I don't know! 183 00:07:51,713 --> 00:07:55,088 We used to be like theme park level fun, you know? 184 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:58,755 There is a shot named after us at our local bar. 185 00:07:58,755 --> 00:08:00,338 Okay, I'm not gonna tell you the name of it, 186 00:08:00,338 --> 00:08:02,463 because Giselle thinks it's racist, 187 00:08:02,463 --> 00:08:04,296 but it's a good one. 188 00:08:04,296 --> 00:08:06,588 Anyway, super fun, that's what we were! 189 00:08:06,588 --> 00:08:08,255 - I don't know if you can expect to be 190 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,380 theme park level fun right now. 191 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:12,963 But you know, there's other things. 192 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:15,921 - Yeah. No, you're right, you're right. 193 00:08:15,921 --> 00:08:18,755 It's just um... 194 00:08:18,755 --> 00:08:22,296 I'd think better with another one of those cheese strings. 195 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,380 - It's just that it's my last one. 196 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:29,588 - Uh huh, oh yeah. 197 00:08:29,588 --> 00:08:33,505 it's just I have postpartum depression. 198 00:08:34,963 --> 00:08:37,171 - Wow. 199 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:39,088 That was smooth. 200 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:42,380 Unbelievable. 201 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:46,505 ♪ I will always feel a little sad ♪ 202 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,296 ♪ When I look at you ♪ 203 00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:53,505 ♪ Is beating fast... ♪ 204 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:56,046 - Don't look at me like that, man! 205 00:08:56,046 --> 00:08:58,588 I'm not the one that bit my Mom. 206 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:00,130 (Olly whines) 207 00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:06,213 (Sighs) 208 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,755 - Hey, hey. - Hey, what's going on? 209 00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:11,671 - (Sighs) I had to go pick him up, 210 00:09:11,671 --> 00:09:13,838 my Mom refuses to be in the house with Olly, 211 00:09:13,838 --> 00:09:15,338 can I leave him here? 212 00:09:15,338 --> 00:09:17,505 - Ooh, I'd love to, but Kabaka's allergic. 213 00:09:17,505 --> 00:09:20,338 (Phone rings) - Kabaka? 214 00:09:20,338 --> 00:09:22,755 Your assistant who doesn't appear to be here?! 215 00:09:24,338 --> 00:09:26,463 You wanna get the phone, Nathan? 216 00:09:26,463 --> 00:09:27,755 (Phone rings) 217 00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:31,338 - Foster Stewart. 218 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,463 Yeah, hi, it's Nathan, can I call you back shortly? 219 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,380 Okay, speak soon. 220 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:37,796 Yeah, he's just at the gym, he'll be back soon. 221 00:09:37,796 --> 00:09:39,463 - Anyway, where are you on this whole 222 00:09:39,463 --> 00:09:41,463 dangerous Olly thing, back me up here. 223 00:09:41,463 --> 00:09:43,838 - Mm. Kid, I'm sorry to say I'm with your Mom on this one. 224 00:09:43,838 --> 00:09:45,463 - What? What does that even mean? 225 00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:47,880 - It means I think we should consider that it isn't safe 226 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,130 to have him around if we can't trust him. 227 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:54,088 He's 16-years-old and he's always had a mean streak, 228 00:09:54,088 --> 00:09:56,338 but now he's kinda senile, 229 00:09:56,338 --> 00:09:58,588 and he could be a threat to Charlie. 230 00:09:58,588 --> 00:10:00,338 - (Sighs) 231 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,130 Wow, okay. 232 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,796 - Look, I've always loved Olly-- 233 00:10:03,796 --> 00:10:05,671 (Olly snarls) - Oh boy. 234 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,213 - But he's always kind of been your blind spot. 235 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:09,421 - (Groans) 236 00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:11,046 - I'm not pushing you to do anything, 237 00:10:11,046 --> 00:10:13,046 I just wanna be clear about that, I love you. 238 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,505 - Mm, love you. Bye. - Bye. 239 00:10:16,713 --> 00:10:19,046 - Doggie! Can I pet? 240 00:10:19,046 --> 00:10:20,588 - Oh okay, real gentle. 241 00:10:20,588 --> 00:10:22,296 He's uh-- (Olly snarls, barks) 242 00:10:22,296 --> 00:10:24,546 Uh, sorry. 243 00:10:25,838 --> 00:10:27,630 That kid smelled a lot like salami! 244 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,838 ♪♪♪ 245 00:10:37,088 --> 00:10:38,921 - You know, bringing your dog to lunch 246 00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:40,630 really limits our options here. 247 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,505 - What am I supposed to do? My Mom has me 248 00:10:42,505 --> 00:10:44,713 in a "Sophie's Choice" between my dog and my son! 249 00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,088 - Okay, there's not a part in this situation 250 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,588 where Charlie nearly dies. 251 00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:48,880 We're talking about whether or not 252 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,255 to put your shitty, old, mean dog down or not. 253 00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:53,088 - Okay, he might be old, and I'll give you mean, 254 00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:54,713 but I'm drawing the line at shitty. 255 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,505 - It's at best "Sophie's Choice-ish." 256 00:10:56,505 --> 00:10:58,130 - Thank you so much for taking the time, Anne, 257 00:10:58,130 --> 00:10:59,838 this has been remarkably helpful. 258 00:10:59,838 --> 00:11:01,255 - Charlie's not even gonna remember that dog, 259 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,005 if it's any consolation. - Okay, you know what, 260 00:11:03,005 --> 00:11:05,380 I'm usually in for your tough bordering on cruel love, 261 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:07,630 but seriously, I'm considering putting a dog down! 262 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:10,588 Could you just cut me some slack, please? 263 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:12,505 - You're right. 264 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,838 It's just that my nanny has gotten closer to my daughter 265 00:11:14,838 --> 00:11:16,880 in a week than I have in the last nine years, 266 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,338 and now I'm being an asshole to you about your dog. 267 00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:23,130 (Sighs heavily) I'm sorry. 268 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,338 I think I'm missing a gene. 269 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:26,130 - No, it's okay. 270 00:11:30,505 --> 00:11:32,255 Have you ever put a pet down? 271 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,130 - What do you wanna know? 272 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,171 - Do I have to be in the room? - You'll wanna be. 273 00:11:37,171 --> 00:11:38,671 - Do I have to give him the needle? 274 00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:40,296 - No, they do that. 275 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,630 - What's expected of me, exactly? 276 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,421 - Just hold him. - Okay. 277 00:11:46,421 --> 00:11:48,921 - Pet him. - Huh. 278 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,380 So it's completely awful. - Completely awful. 279 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,130 But not "Sophie's Choice" awful. 280 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,463 - You are missing a gene. 281 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,255 (Water splashes) 282 00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:11,546 (Water stops) (Knocking) 283 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,421 Anne: Hang on! - Mom? 284 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:16,046 - Can you hand me a towel? 285 00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:18,046 - Oh my God, both of you, okay, great. 286 00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:19,713 - We have a question. 287 00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:21,546 - And I need to be wet for this question? 288 00:12:21,546 --> 00:12:23,213 - I can understand why you're uncomfortable. 289 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:25,046 But underneath our flesh clothes, 290 00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:28,171 we're all just a combination of organs and matter. 291 00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:30,505 - Yeah. Okay. What? 292 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:32,088 - Can we have some money? 293 00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:33,963 - Please hand me an adult sized towel first! 294 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,546 - Thank you! 295 00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:39,546 - Mommy doesn't like her body. - What?! 296 00:12:39,546 --> 00:12:41,255 Why would you say that? 297 00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:43,255 - Maybe because you don't treat it very well. 298 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,380 - What do you need this money for? 299 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:48,213 - We're building a unicorn's house. 300 00:12:48,213 --> 00:12:50,505 - Actually, it's Pretty-Corn's house. 301 00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,588 - Who's Pretty-Corn? 302 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,671 (In unison) ♪ Show me your horn! ♪ 303 00:12:55,921 --> 00:12:57,838 - Oh, it's from this show. - "Unicorn Girls!" 304 00:12:57,838 --> 00:12:59,005 - Right. 305 00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:00,588 - That she loves. - I know. 306 00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:03,296 - Did you know that Mean Nanny and I have the same birthday? 307 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:05,171 - Really? - And we both meditate. 308 00:13:05,171 --> 00:13:07,505 - Since when do you meditate? 309 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:09,838 - And get this, we're both left handed! 310 00:13:09,838 --> 00:13:12,921 - Wow, you guys have a lot in common. 311 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:17,338 - So can we have some money for supplies? 312 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,088 - Yes, yeah, it's in my purse in the kitchen on the table. 313 00:13:20,088 --> 00:13:22,088 - Thanks, Mom. - Mhmm. 314 00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:24,296 - Hey, maybe later I can help you guys with that pony house. 315 00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:26,130 - They're unicorns. 316 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:28,880 (Door thuds) 317 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,046 Woman: Welcome to Galaxy Burger, 318 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,046 what can I get for you today? 319 00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:36,838 - All right, little man, 320 00:13:36,838 --> 00:13:39,463 this hand for hot dog, this hand for hamburger. 321 00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:41,463 Woman: Welcome to Galaxy Burger, 322 00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:44,421 what can I get for you today? - Uh yeah, just give me a sec, 323 00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:45,963 it's a last meal situation, 324 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:47,421 he's usually really good at this. 325 00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:48,963 Woman: Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you 326 00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:50,630 to pull over the side if you're not ready to order. 327 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,296 - Okay, you know what, fine, I'll take a hot dog 328 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,046 and a hamburger, and make 'em combos, 329 00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:55,713 give me a milk for the dog, a Coke for me. 330 00:13:55,713 --> 00:13:58,088 Make it a Diet Coke, I'm a lady. 331 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,755 You guys got chicken fingers? Woman: First window, please. 332 00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,880 - Is that-is that a no? 333 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,296 Ohh! Eat up, Ol. 334 00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:12,255 As far as last meals go, 335 00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:14,588 I think your friends would be pretty jealous. 336 00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:19,046 - Lady, that food will straight up kill your dog. 337 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:21,546 There's an amazing documentary about it on Netflix. 338 00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:24,546 - Yeah, that's not so much a concern right now, 339 00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:27,296 because this little guy has terminal cancer, 340 00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:29,713 and I'm about to put to sleep. So thanks. 341 00:14:29,713 --> 00:14:31,463 - That is terrible! 342 00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:34,463 I am so sorry. 343 00:14:36,171 --> 00:14:37,880 Um... 344 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,088 stay strong. 345 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:47,005 ♪♪♪ 346 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,088 - Ta dah! 347 00:15:02,088 --> 00:15:03,671 Come sit with me. 348 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:05,421 - I'm so tired. 349 00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,588 I had to walk her around the block a million times 350 00:15:07,588 --> 00:15:09,338 to help her to go to sleep! 351 00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:11,505 - Okay, come sit with me. Come on. 352 00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:14,046 Here, sit on the back. 353 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,296 Come on, come on, come on! 354 00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:19,005 Feel-oh! You got enough room? 355 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,880 Okay, feel the power of this wet clay. 356 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,713 It's as close as you're gonna feel to being God... 357 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,255 or a salamander. 358 00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:29,046 Isn't it cool? It's so cool. - Frankie, no! 359 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,380 Pottery is your thing to help you get better. 360 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,921 - Yeah, but come on, Gee, let's create as one! 361 00:15:35,921 --> 00:15:37,380 - I said no, I'm tired! 362 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,838 I'm not in the mood to try to recreate 363 00:15:40,838 --> 00:15:43,380 the most impractical sex scene in history. 364 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,380 - But you love "Ghost." 365 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,255 - I love to watch the movie "Ghost," 366 00:15:47,255 --> 00:15:49,880 not be in the movie "Ghost!" 367 00:15:51,588 --> 00:15:55,088 (Sighs) 368 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,546 Look, you want to watch it together? 369 00:15:57,546 --> 00:16:00,421 - No, we're supposed to do something fun together! 370 00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,546 We always watch stuff. 371 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,588 Come on, you are-- seriously, seriously. 372 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,546 You are gonna love it, just hold it there. 373 00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,546 - Oh, Frankie! - No, no, you'll love it, 374 00:16:08,546 --> 00:16:10,921 you've gotta feel it! - Frankie, Frankie, Frankie! 375 00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:13,630 I'm going to take a bath. 376 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,588 Alone! 377 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,546 - (Sighs) 378 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,880 ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah all right, all right ♪ 379 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,130 ♪ Trying to make sense of it all tonight ♪ 380 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:29,505 ♪ Oh no, oh no here we go, here we go ♪ 381 00:16:31,671 --> 00:16:33,671 (Olly barks) 382 00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:35,213 (Snarls) - Keep away! Keep away! 383 00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,005 You don't have to get- ow! 384 00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:38,838 Hey, not helpful, Olly! 385 00:16:38,838 --> 00:16:40,838 - (Barks) - Oh, hey! 386 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,005 - (Barks) - Jesus! 387 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,713 (Dogs bark) 388 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,838 Candace: My goodness, is that Oliver? 389 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:51,005 We haven't seen him in such a long time! 390 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,921 And you're... - Uh, Kate Foster. 391 00:16:53,921 --> 00:16:55,880 I've been coming here over a decade. 392 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,921 - Oh, yes, of course, Oliver's mumsy! 393 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:01,838 Ooh wow, it has been a long time. 394 00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:03,463 When's the last time you got his little teeth cleaned? 395 00:17:03,463 --> 00:17:06,880 - Oh, um...well, it's been a while, 396 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,463 but that's actually not why we're-- 397 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:11,963 - It looks like October 19th. And he needs all his shots. 398 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,713 We are just way overdue with you! 399 00:17:14,713 --> 00:17:18,380 - Yeah, sorry, it's just, I have a kid now. 400 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,338 - Well, Oliver is your kid. 401 00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:24,255 So, should we get him up to date on everything? 402 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,630 Poor little guy. 403 00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:33,505 (Light breathing) 404 00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:38,338 - (Gasps) Oh God! 405 00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:41,546 You still awake? - I need to fire Mean Nanny. 406 00:17:41,546 --> 00:17:43,630 - What?! Come on, why? 407 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,963 She's so great with Alice. 408 00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:47,380 - There's such a thing as too great. 409 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,046 I think she's neglecting her other duties 410 00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:50,630 to be best friends with our kid. 411 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:52,338 - Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree with you, 412 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,671 I mean, if anything, 413 00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:56,130 Alice has become more helpful around the house, 414 00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:57,880 and she's pitching in more, 415 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,630 and they've become friends on top of it-- 416 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,546 - I wanna be Alice's friend! That little asshole. 417 00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:05,296 - Oh babe, you're friends. 418 00:18:05,296 --> 00:18:07,921 - No! Remember when they were little, 419 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,213 and they used to just love us no matter what? 420 00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:12,380 Even when we make mistakes? 421 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,963 - (Sighs) 422 00:18:15,588 --> 00:18:18,630 I'm loving the Anne that I'm seeing here right now. 423 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:22,713 - Wait, are you crying? - No. 424 00:18:22,713 --> 00:18:25,380 But I'm getting there, because you are steel, 425 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,296 and nothing gets to you. 426 00:18:27,296 --> 00:18:28,880 And this isn't about Mean Nanny, 427 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,421 This is about you having an opportunity 428 00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:33,130 to connect with your daughter in your own way. 429 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,130 - I'm just not an ooey-gooey mom. 430 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,130 - No, no. 431 00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:40,671 No, you're not one of those like, sweet, sensitive, 432 00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,463 kind of bubbly, effervescent moms, 433 00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:44,421 who's always giggling, and-- - Okay, easy. 434 00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:46,963 - But you're a great mom, you're our rock. 435 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:49,880 I mean, nobody is better equipped to bond like hell 436 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,588 with our daughter than you. 437 00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:55,713 - You know who else I wanna bond with? 438 00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:57,921 - Joyce? - Who the fuck is Joyce? 439 00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:00,796 - Wasn't that the name of the uh, woman you liked at the PTA? 440 00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:02,671 You-you said she had nice hair, like you said-- 441 00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:05,088 - No, no, no! 442 00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:08,338 - Okay, who? - You, you idiot! 443 00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:10,005 - Ohh... - Yes. 444 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:11,588 - Oh! 445 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:16,588 ♪♪♪ 446 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,588 (Door opens and shuts) 447 00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:29,380 (Collar clinks) 448 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:33,380 ♪♪♪ 449 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,713 - You're a good girl, Katie. 450 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,338 Yes, you are. 451 00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:47,088 ♪ What is love but a constant struggle ♪ 452 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,296 Watch the wrist. 453 00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:54,421 ♪ What's the heart but the pounding ♪ 454 00:19:58,796 --> 00:20:02,588 ♪ What are we when the tide is sinking ♪ 455 00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:09,838 ♪ What is fate I don't know now... ♪ 456 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,255 - How's he adjusting? 457 00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,505 You guys look like two peas in a pod. 458 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,046 - Um... - Oh my God! 459 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:17,671 Rosie, are you okay? 460 00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:19,921 - Well, Olly actually bit me yesterday. 461 00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:21,921 On the face, it was pretty bad. 462 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,671 Um, it was like he wanted to eat me. 463 00:20:25,671 --> 00:20:28,338 - I am so sorry! Is that blood? 464 00:20:28,588 --> 00:20:30,921 - It was my fault. 465 00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:33,171 - Did you have him... put down? 466 00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:36,421 - Of course not! 467 00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:39,171 Why would I put him down just because he bit me? 468 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,296 That's a horrible thing. But did you um, 469 00:20:42,296 --> 00:20:45,421 maybe feed him a whole family of hot dogs, or... 470 00:20:45,421 --> 00:20:47,755 there was an incident in my dad's Astrovan, 471 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:49,713 and it turns out it's pretty expensive 472 00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:51,796 to get it pressure washed. On the inside. 473 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:56,130 - Of course I will cover that. - Thank you. 474 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,921 - I'm glad he's alive, and it was a double dog. 475 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,130 And a milkshake. - Yeah... 476 00:21:06,255 --> 00:21:07,880 - A couple fries.