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‎頭部

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‎請踏前一步

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‎身體呈新月形再向下躺

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‎嗯，這樣就是船式了

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‎我們可以大膽說出一個事實

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‎-承認寶寶不需要做瑜伽嗎？
‎-是的！

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‎那…

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‎好，我們可以做其他事情

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‎誰有新的話題？

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‎-我有失禁問題
‎-我懷孕了

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‎-不是吧！
‎-安妮！

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‎恭喜妳啊，安妮！

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‎希娜，妳不介意的話
‎我們講完安妮的好消息

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‎再回去講妳的失禁問題

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‎好

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‎那妳預產期是甚麼時候？

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‎應該是五月底

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‎五月底

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‎-慘了
‎-怎麼了？

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‎妳不擔心生個金牛座的寶寶嗎？

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‎不會，愛莉莎
‎我並不擔心生下金牛座的寶寶

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‎我有其他幾百萬件事情要擔心

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‎像是我創造了這些小人類後
‎由誰來照顧他們？

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‎蠻糟糕的

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‎安妮，妳好像需要一些幫忙

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‎妳有想過要請褓姆嗎？

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‎大家不是都有考慮過請褓姆的嗎？

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‎雖然蠻貴的

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‎只要我一開始賺錢，我必定會請褓姆

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‎不過給妳些提醒，別請自己媽當褓姆

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‎因為很快就變成私人恩怨了

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‎伊恩就是我們的褓姆

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‎但我蠻確定他沒有照顧好我們的孩子

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‎妳有和他談過嗎？

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‎沒有…他是個作家
‎所以他的語言技巧都比我好

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‎妳想講贏伊恩嗎？
‎下次他再搞出甚麼麻煩

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‎妳就用一些被動語言來攻擊他

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‎基本上，妳把每句話

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‎說成這事對妳有甚麼影響
‎過程中保持微笑和溫柔的眼神

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‎-即使妳實際是在羞辱他
‎-甚麼意思？

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‎來示範吧

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‎妳怎麼會不明白我的意思？

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‎我覺得自己已經講得非常清晰

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‎我很擔心妳可能腦袋有問題

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‎-那肯定會奏效
‎-應該不會奏效吧

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‎如果妳擔心沒用的話
‎可以接著給他口交

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‎-視乎妳時間吧
‎-是的

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‎爬蟲類只需要用

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎極小的能量

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‎-便足以保暖
‎-我知道！

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‎事實上，他們用大概十分之一…

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‎媽，妳得把尿布桶換掉的

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‎還有可以放些食物在奧利的碗子嗎？

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‎妳知道有垃圾桶的存在吧？
‎這地方髒死了

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‎-喂？
‎-怎麼了？

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‎妳們今天有打算出門的嗎？

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‎還有妳到底在看甚麼？

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‎凱特，妳的批評也來得太早了吧

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‎-好了
‎-等等，妳拿著那瓶子幹嘛？

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‎我像在幹嘛？我準備要餵妳兒子

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‎還是妳要他餓死？

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‎媽，那瓶子沒有蓋子的

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‎可能都已經放了一整晚
‎妳不能餵給他吃的！

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‎抱歉，沒注意到

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‎讓妳打理好房子、餵好小狗

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‎別毒死我兒子，要求有很高嗎？

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‎凱特，妳知道嗎？

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‎我已經盡力而為了

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‎-是嗎？
‎-是的！

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‎好

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‎那我錯吧

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‎好的

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‎我把這些丟掉，午餐時間再見

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‎去間有好吃又新鮮的魚的餐廳

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‎-新鮮的魚？
‎-是的

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‎嗯

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‎-我告訴妳，她很難搞的
‎-沒甚麼我搞不定的

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‎這傢伙的是誰？

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‎我明白，我曾經也是個小女孩

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‎妳應該從來都不小吧！

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‎不是，妳應該連女孩都說不上

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‎-妳到底怎麼了？
‎-愛麗絲

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‎下一位！

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‎妳應該只是需要人特別關注

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‎-要人好好看著妳
‎-你可以只看著我一個

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‎你住在附近嗎？

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‎-大概20分鐘車程吧
‎-真的嗎？

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‎好了，這是大錯特錯
‎你可以走了，謝謝

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‎抱歉，愛麗絲
‎叫妳站起來有甚麼不懂？

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‎妳應該感抱歉的…

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‎居然自以為可以穿得上這襯衫

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‎妳像個潔牙師一樣

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‎-那是甚麼意思…
‎-我來搞定

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‎我明白，妳自以為性感

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‎不過讓我告訴妳

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‎妳只是一個悶透的普通小女孩

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‎現在給我站起來
‎不然我就打電話給妳喜歡的男生

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‎告訴他，妳像頭套一樣臭

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‎就是嘛

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‎現在給我到房間寫作業

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‎免得妳既沒有外在美
‎也沒有內在美

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‎只有毒舌女才能嘴贏毒舌女

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‎這要慢慢教，不過她會變好的

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‎妳被錄取了

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‎你能別在這裡剪嗎？

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‎嗯，我想在廚房剪會比較好

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‎那你們今天要做甚麼？

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‎我們會去看35毫米膠片電影的
‎《皇家的震顫》

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‎柔伊應該會喜歡那條蛇的

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‎-蛇？
‎-是啊！

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‎牠們基本上是陸地上的怪獸
‎絕對不適合嬰兒呢！

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‎-那不是妳最愛的電影嗎？
‎-但我不是嬰兒啊

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‎妳好像不放心把她交給我一樣

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‎不是的！

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‎我相信你

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‎只是我覺得自己希望

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‎知道你們是去一個安全的地方

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‎那我就不用擔心自己的寶寶

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‎做惡夢了…

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‎甚麼？

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‎妳中風了嗎？

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‎不是，我只是嫉妒而已，好嗎？

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‎你們可以整天一起相處
‎而我只能去工作

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‎嗯，我才不信

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‎妳多渴望去上班

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‎-蠻奇怪的，妳到底有沒有想我們？
‎-當然有！

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‎我常常會想到你們的

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‎妳不想親我嗎？

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‎-妳塗了新香水嗎？
‎-我不知道

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‎可能吧，我該出門了

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‎好的

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‎我知道…

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‎媽咪來了，喂？

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‎嗨！

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‎幸好他在大中午能醒著看到我

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‎他居然還醒著

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‎-我們早上都忙翻了，是吧？
‎-是嗎？你們做了甚麼？

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‎就是那些…

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‎他讓我忙得不可開交

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‎這是本店的赤霞珠紅酒

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‎謝謝

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‎嗨！

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‎媽？我也不知道

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‎妳不喜歡嗎？

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‎-好的
‎-媽，妳知道蓋著眼睛

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‎不代表我們消失了的吧？

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‎-我不喜歡！
‎-她不喜歡喝，妳可以…

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‎-把它收走！
‎-嗯，麻煩妳了

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‎沒事了

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‎天啦，我都被那紅酒搞到沒胃口了

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‎妳這態度也不太好，紅酒又不是她釀

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‎何必懲罰她呢？

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‎凱特拜託，今天不要給我說教了

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‎妳怎麼永遠都不支持我？

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‎我是支持妳的…我又不認識她

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‎我才不在乎她，雖然她是蠻好的

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‎不過我又不瞭解她
‎妳這樣就有點過份，知道嗎？

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‎妳的語氣才過份

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‎-天啦
‎-妳的眼神又苛刻

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‎又一直狠狠地對我說教

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‎好了，媽…

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‎這樣真的不行，我嘗試抱著開放態度

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‎-我知道妳是在幫忙…
‎-妳是要說甚麼？

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‎妳要把我炒了嗎？

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‎妳會這樣對妳的母親？

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‎我不知道該怎麼做

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‎我只是覺得
‎要是妳不照顧查理的話

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‎我們的關係…

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‎會比較好
‎可能我會覺得更好更安全…

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‎-安全？
‎-不是安全

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‎-像是…
‎-不用再說了

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‎我會打包走人

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‎媽，打包甚麼？
‎妳不是跟我們一起住的

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‎其實沒那麼簡單

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‎我希望妳可以在我們找褓姆之前

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‎多留一陣子

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‎可能幾個禮拜或幾天…

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‎幾個禮拜吧

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‎無論如何，我還是能幫妳的

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‎我可以留待妳找到…

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‎-更適合的人選為止
‎-謝謝

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‎妳今晚喝太多了

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‎真的！妳甚麼會來這裡？

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‎-妳叫我離開的！
‎-我才沒有！

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‎-停手吧！
‎-滾出電梯吧！

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‎再見！滾遠點吧！

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‎-為何妳那麼兇？
‎-滾！

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‎-天啦！
‎-我嚇到妳嗎？

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‎我只是想把監視屏給妳

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‎傑姆在睡覺

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‎妳沒有把我嚇到

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‎好，我去學校接愛麗絲了

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‎好

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‎等等，現在不會太早嗎？

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‎我打算先去店裡一趟

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‎買一些水果和蔬菜

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‎家裡都沒有零食了

199
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,966
‎我剛剛好像有看到家裡有個蘋果的

200
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,510
‎我只找到薯片和其他加工食品

201
00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,012
‎我們肯定是週末時
‎把健康食品都吃光了

202
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,015
‎有甚麼需要我幫妳買嗎？

203
00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:22,770
‎不如幾根紅蘿蔔、西洋芹
‎和巴…思苺？

204
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:23,688
‎是巴西苺

205
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,232
‎其實都是萊諾才會吃的

206
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,402
‎-我完全明白
‎-謝了，妳真的幫大忙了

207
00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,362
‎很難讓家裡一直有足夠糧食的

208
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,198
‎-好的，掰了！
‎-掰了

209
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,131
‎嗨，妳有時間嗎？

210
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,926
‎為了你，當然有啦

211
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,722
‎我留意到妳的行為上大有改變

212
00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,682
‎妳最近真是超越自我了

213
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,852
‎妳提早完成工作，又每天都加班

214
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,103
‎那麼…

215
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,605
‎你滿意我的表現嗎？

216
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,523
‎當然

217
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,151
‎得知自己有你的支持…

218
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,695
‎讓我感覺無所不能一樣

219
00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,157
‎我蠻確定自己的生產率是持續高企的

220
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:17,908
‎值得一提吧

221
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:23,205
‎對了，如果你下班後有時間…

222
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,084
‎-你想不想出去…
‎-珍妮！

223
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,754
‎-伊恩！
‎-嗨，老婆

224
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:30,838
‎嗨！

225
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,258
‎我們想過來看看妳工作

226
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,219
‎她說想看看厲害的媽咪工作

227
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,098
‎嗨，我是伊恩

228
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,769
‎-珍妮的老公
‎-噢！是的，嗨

229
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,854
‎我是馬文，部門主管，幸會

230
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,272
‎馬文主管

231
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,150
‎-蠻有趣的，我喜歡
‎-好，寶貝…

232
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,987
‎很開心你來探望我
‎不過她的午睡時間不是快到了嗎？

233
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,032
‎其實她的時間表蠻有彈性的

234
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,159
‎不如我們三個一起去吃個午餐

235
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,536
‎-伊恩，都快四點了
‎-喔，好吧…

236
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,705
‎咖啡？她需要咖啡保持清醒

237
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,209
‎我要回去辦公室了
‎真是幸會啊，伊恩

238
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,335
‎-彼此彼此…
‎-再見

239
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:12,171
‎-馬文主管
‎-夠了，一點都不有趣

240
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,340
‎別這樣，明明很有趣的！

241
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,510
‎身為作家，我肯定明明就很有趣

242
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:20,513
‎聽好，我是認真的
‎這裡是我工作的地方

243
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,932
‎好，只是妳好像

244
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,809
‎-有事隱瞞一樣
‎-沒有！

245
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,853
‎我只是像公私分明

246
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,939
‎當你兩個在這裡，我就很難辦得到了

247
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,148
‎好吧

248
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,859
‎-對不起，我內疚了
‎-我們先走，沒事

249
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,737
‎不用擔心，回家見吧

250
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,785
‎-這樣妳起碼大我15年
‎-好了！

251
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,539
‎我聽說她其實很厭惡老女人

252
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:47,998
‎她聲稱自己有暈動病

253
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,835
‎-那就是嗑藥和喝酒吧
‎-應該是了

254
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,713
‎她是最賣座的作者
‎還有四個孩子，這也不足為奇

255
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,756
‎有人發了一張
‎她在蔻馳閒逛的照片

256
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,007
‎和陌生人聊天…

257
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,718
‎應該是毒癮子

258
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,428
‎我們不是要批評，是要解決問題

259
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,971
‎誰要來重建她的形象

260
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,681
‎我可以處理

261
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,433
‎我也可以處理

262
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,351
‎不如你們一同負責吧？

263
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,020
‎這是蠻簡單的工作，我不需要幫忙

264
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,398
‎打擾一下，凱特？

265
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,733
‎有一打電話給妳

266
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,694
‎-留言吧
‎-是妳媽打過來的

267
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,614
‎-蘿絲，麻煩叫她留言
‎-她被妳的狗咬了

268
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,496
‎看來妳下午有事要忙了，凱特

269
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,833
‎不用擔心，好好照顧妳媽吧

270
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,001
‎我搞得定

271
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,255
‎走吧

272
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,808
‎-嗨
‎-凱特

273
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,351
‎天啊，媽，妳還好嗎？

274
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,438
‎多得這位超棒的醫生，我現在很好

275
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,775
‎他和老婆也有生孩子

276
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:56,817
‎一個小女孩

277
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,612
‎凱特也想生個小女孩
‎不過她實在太忙了

278
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:00,863
‎好了

279
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,324
‎恭喜你生孩子了，我媽沒事吧？

280
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,784
‎她沒事的

281
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,620
‎小狗咬破了她的皮膚
‎所以我給她注射了破傷風疫苗

282
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,079
‎還貼了膠布

283
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,248
‎我還要一些止痛藥

284
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,502
‎好，她能沒事就好

285
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,712
‎艾莉諾，這樣被咬肯定很可怕了

286
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,172
‎是的，內森

287
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,632
‎是非常可怕

288
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,425
‎我想萬一有甚麼三長兩短

289
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,094
‎至少我死前保護了寶寶吧

290
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,888
‎我實在非常愛他

291
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,228
‎媽，我為早前說的話道歉
‎請留著陪我們吧

292
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,773
‎查理有妳這樣的奶奶真是三生有幸

293
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,107
‎妳知道我不喜歡這稱呼的

294
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,943
‎除非妳想到其他稱呼吧

295
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,362
‎凱特，我不明白妳
‎為何那麼喜歡那只狗

296
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,907
‎有時候妳好像和那只狗

297
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,492
‎比和老公還要親密

298
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,247
‎好，這裡沒我的事了

299
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,375
‎這幾天別太操勞
‎有併發症的話再打電話給我吧

300
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,376
‎-好的
‎-謝謝

301
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,587
‎媽，內森也很喜歡奧利的

302
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,090
‎內森？

303
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,052
‎-我們養的狗！
‎-嗯，我是喜歡奧利的

304
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,720
‎-只是…
‎-看到沒？

305
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,556
‎看到甚麼？內森，只是甚麼啊？

306
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,850
‎只是牠現在會咬人了

307
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,185
‎應該怎麼樣也說不過去吧

308
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,728
‎他只是護主心切

309
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,313
‎還有…

310
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,148
‎媽，妳確定自己不是自討苦吃嗎

311
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,317
‎哪怕是一點點？妳有時候會…

312
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,444
‎做一些手勢，可能會引起牠注意

313
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,197
‎還是妳用上了既輕又咄咄逼人的聲線

314
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,074
‎-只是問問而已
‎-凱特，別這樣

315
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,118
‎她的皮膚跟衛生紙一樣薄

316
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,744
‎她之前還被湯匙割傷

317
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,122
‎可以不要現在吵架嗎？

318
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,250
‎-我們都要回去工作了
‎-也許妳是對的吧，凱特

319
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,752
‎我下次就自己多加小心吧

320
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,812
‎老婆，我超喜歡新褓姆買回來的東西

321
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,606
‎超好吃，我感覺精力充沛

322
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,442
‎-是時候吃健康一點了
‎-嗯，是的

323
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,777
‎-甚麼鬼？
‎-怎麼了？

324
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,447
‎-我的冰淇淋呢？
‎-我丟掉了

325
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,116
‎妳之前說過想有一些改變吧

326
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,284
‎那我就擅自丟掉了

327
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,493
‎-太棒了！
‎-萊恩！

328
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,621
‎-好
‎-我想妳在丟掉

329
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,040
‎一大堆優質食品之前，跟我說一下

330
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,917
‎因為全世界…

331
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,043
‎充滿著飢荒

332
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,128
‎我個人覺得沒了冰淇淋之類的東西

333
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,755
‎世界會變得更好

334
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,258
‎妳覺得這個世界
‎沒了冰淇淋會變得更好？

335
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,760
‎那基本上和毒藥沒兩樣

336
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,803
‎我基本上現在就要吃！

337
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,056
‎-不，妳不需要的
‎-妳真的不需要啊

338
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,182
‎不，我需要吃！

339
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,017
‎妳需要的是紀律，安妮

340
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,061
‎妳看看自己，妳都變泡芙人了

341
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,356
‎妳需要的是別吃零食，多做運動

342
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,565
‎甚麼鬼？

343
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,567
‎我不是要強逼妳

344
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,194
‎我覺得妳是個很酷的母親

345
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,988
‎不過妳好像一個在給我暗示

346
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,700
‎暗示我要幫妳一樣

347
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,035
‎用眼神給的暗示

348
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,413
‎我總是能夠看出別人體內的黑暗

349
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,832
‎我不想說出來怪怪的，但你可以說

350
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,376
‎我是個二級的威卡教徒

351
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,712
‎我也常常感受到她體內的黑暗

352
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,672
‎萊恩，閉嘴吧！

353
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,340
‎抱歉

354
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,468
‎愛麗絲？

355
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,804
‎東西又到處丟了
‎我之前怎麼跟妳說的？

356
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,847
‎-別亂丟？
‎-沒錯

357
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,350
‎因為無家可歸的人才會把東西亂丟

358
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,394
‎妳有家嗎？

359
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,729
‎父母提供給妳的安樂窩？

360
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,815
‎-有的…
‎-那麼

361
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,984
‎把東西收好，再去收拾房間

362
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,402
‎那妳就沒那麼噁心了

363
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,319
‎聽到沒？

364
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,655
‎聽到

365
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,448
‎好，謝了

366
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:34,952
‎她太棒了

367
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,247
‎-萊恩！
‎-她實在是棒！

368
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,082
‎你可以別…

369
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,005
‎嗨！

370
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,426
‎又加班了嗎？

371
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,845
‎我有工作嘛

372
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,471
‎你吃飯了沒？

373
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:55,931
‎吃了

374
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,183
‎我為妳做了肉餅

375
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,560
‎好像不錯喔！

376
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:01,812
‎在哪裡？

377
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,772
‎珍妮，我吃光了

378
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,277
‎我本來在等妳的，不過妳實在太久了

379
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,612
‎還不錯的，真的蠻好吃的

380
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,282
‎你吃了整個肉餅？

381
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,161
‎-別這麼說！
‎-甚麼？

382
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,290
‎別羞辱我！
‎我坐著等妳回來，還煮飯和打掃

383
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,208
‎都夠辛苦了

384
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,170
‎-你打掃了？
‎-是啊！

385
00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:27,713
‎那她睡了嗎？

386
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,466
‎是的，我六點就哄她睡了

387
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,675
‎好像有點早喔

388
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,219
‎妳不能大半夜回來

389
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,846
‎就一直批評我的，珍妮！

390
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,222
‎現在才八點

391
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,767
‎是的，我一直忙翻了

392
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,603
‎我只需要一些私人空間

393
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,064
‎-我完全明白
‎-謝謝

394
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,483
‎你有寫出甚麼嗎？

395
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,068
‎嗯，當然有

396
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,695
‎-我可以看嗎？
‎-妳真是不可理喻！

397
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,573
‎我知道妳上班時在搞甚麼，好嗎？
‎我不是蠢的，珍妮

398
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,076
‎好了，你好像有點多疑…

399
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:01,497
‎就…別盯著我
‎妳的眼神像龍之眼一樣

400
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,916
‎-龍之眼？
‎-是的

401
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,044
‎龍之眼，我在劇本裡有介紹過的

402
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,754
‎如果妳有問過就一定會知道！

403
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,007
‎認真嗎？伊恩，我才剛問過！

404
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,175
‎伊恩！

405
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,443
‎（馬文格蘭姆
‎卓越科技的資訊科技部主管）

406
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,658
‎（加好友）

407
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,120
‎（已向馬文提出交友邀請）

408
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,673
‎快點吧！

409
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,676
‎（馬文已接受妳的交友邀請！）

410
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,197
‎（好棒的褲子！超帥的！）

411
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,330
‎（這褲子，我喜歡）

412
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,544
‎（我愛褲子）

413
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,055
‎-嗨，媽！
‎-凱特

414
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,058
‎這裡好乾淨喔！

415
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,604
‎我覺得妳會想回家後看到改變

416
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,314
‎這是甚麼味道？

417
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,398
‎妳猜不出來嗎？

418
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,066
‎妳做了意大利麵嗎？

419
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,445
‎妳和小時候的反應一模一樣

420
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,072
‎-好燙！
‎-我來吧

421
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,242
‎讓我幫妳減輕一下壓力吧

422
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,912
‎妳不用做那麼多的！

423
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,582
‎我喜歡為妳而做

424
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,337
‎太棒了

425
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:14,963
‎嗯！

426
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,800
‎那…查理睡了嗎？

427
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,385
‎跟足時間表睡覺

428
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,972
‎-內森呢？
‎-還沒回家

429
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,649
‎奧利在哪？

430
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,487
‎媽，奧利在哪？

431
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:39,988
‎我的小狗？

432
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,573
‎我把牠送出去了

433
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,367
‎那是甚麼意思？

434
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,410
‎牠在外面了

435
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:50,332
‎-牠不是野狗！
‎-凱特，所有狗都是野生的

436
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,625
‎牠並不知道的！

437
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,670
‎如果我不能把牠關在車庫
‎也不能把牠綁在樹旁

438
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,421
‎那牠是要住哪裡？

439
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,632
‎住我家啊，媽！

440
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,051
‎妳把牠綁在樹旁？

441
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,391
‎我有幫他蓋毛絨被子的

442
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,560
‎-那是高級山羊绒
‎-別再說了！

443
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,324
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