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‎拿一個，傳下去

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‎這是甚麼？

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‎歡呼歡呼？

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‎這有點太過了吧

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‎寶寶只會過一次周歲

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‎我們要做全套的公主派對

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‎當然是性別中立的公主派對

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‎妳還有禮物冊？

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‎大家都知道，我們總會送同樣的禮物

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‎一個孩子又需要多少本
‎《月亮，晚安》的故事書呢？

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‎這樣我可以讓妳們知道
‎美寶需要甚麼

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‎她將會需要多年的心理治療

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‎我覺得蠻有心的，愛莉莎

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‎謝謝，珍妮

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‎我其實蠻希望這個派對
‎能夠打破我們之間的隔膜

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‎真有心

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‎其實我在幾年前萬聖節時
‎有打扮成公主的

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‎不意外

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‎我想女性化一點，並不代並我柔弱

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‎在我那個行業，只要妳打扮得女性化

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‎-就代表妳想有特殊待遇
‎-那又有甚麼問題？

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‎我喜有特殊待遇

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‎-妳不會喜歡的，那只會把妳搞瘋
‎-凱特，妳好像在以己度人

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‎並,不是，安妮，幫句話
‎我並不是在以己度人

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‎妳可能真的在以己度人

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‎但她真的超級煩人，這是無庸置疑的

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‎認真嗎？甚麼時候用那招是有用的？

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‎甚麼招？

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‎妳知道的，大家都會用的那招
‎瓦爾也用過那招

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‎就是裝傻裝無助的招數

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‎妳有試過裝傻來騙男生幫妳做事嗎？

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‎或是假裝自己不會報稅？

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‎或是假裝高潮
‎因為妳生理上根本沒辦法高潮的？

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‎而妳卻懶得…解釋原因了

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‎就不是每個人都能高潮

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‎好了，我們今天討論了很多重要議題

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‎應該是時候解散了

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‎-嗯，好吧
‎-太好了

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‎媽，這清單已經涵蓋所有

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎查理遇到緊急情況下
‎會用到的聯絡電話

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‎不理我嗎？聽好
‎這裡有他的小兒科醫生、牙醫…

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‎好的那家急診室，對嗎？

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‎還有消防局

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‎有甚麼情況會需要聯絡消防局？

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‎當然是他著火的時候

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‎當然，凱特，妳說得好像我
‎從來沒有養育過妳和妳姊姊一樣

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‎妳現在還蠻好的吧

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‎這瓶滅火器從蠟燭倒地起火

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‎到爐灶起油火都能搞定

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‎-早安
‎-早上好

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‎謝謝妳照顧查理

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‎這是我的生存意義

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‎加上我不太喜歡那個瑞貝卡
‎她的臉很醜

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‎對了，查理的時間表在這邊

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‎我還印了一張在他睡房

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‎-讓妳…
‎-是的

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‎如果妳沒看見，家裡還貼了20多張

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‎夠了，兩位放心走吧，我搞得定

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‎謝了，艾莉諾
‎妳可以看著奧利吧？

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‎誰是奧利？

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‎媽，我養了16年的狗？

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‎當然記得

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‎牠不會咬寶寶吧？

65
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‎當然不會，他們情同手兄

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‎我覺得狗隻不應該養在孩子附近

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‎好了，我們該走了

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‎艾莉諾，再次感謝妳，拯救了我們

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‎-謝了，老媽
‎-再見

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‎-掰了，查理
‎-再見了

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‎-媽，再見了
‎-走吧

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‎走吧

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‎出門吧

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‎我們要做甚麼？

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‎妳覺得他有打獵嗎？

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‎那個新經理的前臂就像木條一樣粗

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‎和他做愛肯定可以凌空不落地

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‎嗯，我應該會把他嚇跑

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‎妳到底會怎麼接近這麼帥哥？

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‎從外表來看

81
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‎從黑暗營地或木製小屋著手
‎等等，他過來了

82
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‎所以我就把這些文件交上去

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‎拜訪別動那堆文件
‎我整理了快一個禮拜了

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‎蓋瑞，冷靜，喂喂！

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‎女士們，怎麼樣？

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‎還不錯吧

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‎只是，我好像下載到病毒了

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‎甚麼？

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‎不是，我開玩笑而已
‎不會再發生的了

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‎抱歉，那甚麼不會再發生？

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‎妳到底有沒有下載到病毒？

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‎沒有，那是個糟透的笑話

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‎妳為甚麼會拿來開玩笑？
‎珍妮，這是間科技公司

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‎我知道，我胡扯而已

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‎搞甚麼鬼？

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‎好，那…我走了

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‎不過我再問一次
‎我不用擔心甚麼病毒吧？

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‎沒有，沒有病毒

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‎這裡只有…

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‎一個蠢蠢的我講笑話

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‎真搞笑

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‎那是甚麼鬼啊？

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‎我不知道

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‎我太久沒搭訕嗎？

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‎-我以為自己在賣萌而已
‎-妳活像一個醉醺醺的空姐

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‎真是太丟臉了

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‎妳又不是單身

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‎怎麼妳不嘗試當自己就好？

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‎如果我不知道自己是怎樣呢？

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‎那也許是時候想清楚吧

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‎或是妳可以專注在妳的婚姻吧

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‎還有妳的新生兒

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‎珍妮？

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‎下次記住，有協議規定妳不要打開

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‎-陌生人傳來的電郵
‎-滾開吧，蓋瑞

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‎是的

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‎她說我在假期時傳給她的

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‎我永遠都不會把我的屌照傳給她

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‎是我個脫口秀主持，又不是政治家

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‎當然啦，占士

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‎能看到我老二，是她的三生有幸

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‎她希望自己能看到我老二

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‎我們都希望能看你的老二

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‎那我們都已經看過你的老二

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‎現在，好消息是

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‎你的臉不在照片內
‎所以這可以是任何人的老二

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‎凱特，讓我處理

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‎那當然是他的老二啊，是不錯看的

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‎是根無與倫比的老二

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‎不過根本沒需要看成是你的

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‎這個女人又沒有證據

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‎我才剛說過，沒證據證明是你的老二

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‎妳不介意的話
‎我比較想聽莫奧有甚麼要說

134
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‎所以你意思是

135
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‎如果我說那不是我的老二
‎人們都會相信嗎？

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‎-是的
‎-還有沒有其他圖片

137
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‎能夠證明你們有親密關係？

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‎沒有，我向來行事謹慎

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‎你確定？你可能不知道

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‎會不會有人拍下你們一起的照片

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‎天啊，女士，我才說過我行事謹慎

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‎妳甚麼了，耳朵塞了衛生棉嗎？

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‎你說甚麼？

144
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‎放鬆點，開玩笑而已

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‎占士，你沒事的

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‎我們會寫一篇聲明讓你過目

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‎好，謝了，莫奧

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‎-當然
‎-我能說句話嗎？

149
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‎在我們寫好聲明之前
‎我想你保持低調

150
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‎明白嗎？

151
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‎當然，我又不是小孩

152
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‎那個大小的老二，或許能騙得到我

153
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‎占士，我們會搞定，你放心吧

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‎他走了

155
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‎做得好

156
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‎我向你保證，外面肯定會
‎有一張那傢伙和女主角

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‎在夜總會親熱的照片

158
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‎好了，他不是很好相處
‎但說到底也是客人

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‎在適當時緘口不語

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‎會驅使他們揭露更多

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‎更何況這份工作就是要討人喜歡

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‎不好意思，我就是討人喜歡

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‎-我他媽的極之討人喜歡
‎-確是，那就用上討人喜歡的一面吧

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‎這樣我們才能完成更多工作

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‎看我都把建議給對手了

166
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‎那怎麼算建議？

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‎謝了，那是我媽的裙子

168
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‎看到沒？蕩婦是遺傳的

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‎-安妮…
‎-不行，妳不是蕩婦

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‎妳只是…

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‎很歡樂

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‎開玩笑嗎？我九歲的女兒極之氣人

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‎我的嬰兒都已經明顯有性侵傾向了

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‎洗澡的時候，她把自己的私處

175
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‎-往著水龍頭那邊放
‎-不是吧

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‎-不是吧
‎-真的

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‎那是不錯的招數
‎妳問我的話，我覺得她是性愛神童

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‎不行，我要停止這種行為
‎把家改造成修道院一樣

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‎別這樣，那不是妳

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‎妳記得我們學校所有狂野的女生嗎？

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‎她們都有一個共同點：家教很嚴

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‎妳就不會懂，因為妳生的是兒子

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‎妳不用擔心他被插

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‎法律都已經通過了
‎如果他有天想被插的話

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‎我憑甚麼阻他？

186
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‎還要喝酒？你真壞

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‎那到底要怎麼養出一個正常的女兒？

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‎雖然是蠻有爭議的
‎不過妳可以嘗試多交流吧

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‎可是我不想，我只想讓她感到羞愧

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‎打從心底裡的羞愧

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‎告訴妳，如果妳不跟女兒交流

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‎有關性的事，簡直是惡夢

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‎那我也不用穿公主服
‎去嬰兒的生日派對

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‎我吃不完

195
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,538
‎不是吧，妳點了一整隻烤雞

196
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:06,128
‎媽咪要慢慢閉上眼睛

197
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,050
‎媽咪要慢慢閉上眼睛

198
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,269
‎法蘭琪！

199
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,230
‎法蘭琪，搞甚麼？

200
00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,857
‎-怎麼了？我沒有睡著
‎-是嗎？

201
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,193
‎我走進來只看到，我們的孩子

202
00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:32,071
‎在妳睡覺時僅僅浮在水面
‎幸好她有坐起來

203
00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:33,990
‎太棒了！

204
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,409
‎-她會自己坐起來
‎-別裝！

205
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,202
‎別想詭辯

206
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,830
‎詭辯甚麼？她比其他孩子都厲害了

207
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:41,914
‎我們得去慶祝

208
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,376
‎我去把起司火鍋爐找出來

209
00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,920
‎-妳一直在消沉
‎-沒有！

210
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,297
‎我只是很累

211
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,258
‎說真的，待在水裡面太舒服了

212
00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,509
‎又溫暖，我就…

213
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,761
‎就這樣了

214
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,138
‎我不知道要怎麼幫妳

215
00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,765
‎妳一直都又冷漠又古怪

216
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,851
‎這不許再發生了

217
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,562
‎我想妳打電話給互助會裡
‎那個憤怒的女生

218
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,772
‎-憤怒的女生？
‎-那個心理治療師

219
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,525
‎既然妳們是朋友
‎價格應該比較好商量

220
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,111
‎安妮？她應該不太喜歡我

221
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,572
‎更何況這樣做絕對是越界了

222
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,490
‎妳剛剛抱著女兒在浴缸裡暈倒

223
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,408
‎早就越界了

224
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:19,368
‎加上，那個互助會

225
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,538
‎-至少還會有些用處
‎-那個互助會對我非常有用的

226
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:26,334
‎更何況那是妳選的
‎學校裡的高級餵養員

227
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,379
‎而且我在外面

228
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,340
‎沒甚麼朋友是聊得來的

229
00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,510
‎我很高興妳有在工作

230
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,264
‎也很高興妳能有一個互助會
‎跟我和蘿塔以外我人溝通

231
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,976
‎不過妳一定要去做心理治療

232
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,020
‎我不能自己打點一切

233
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,365
‎媽，快點吧！

234
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,701
‎-嗨，媽咪！
‎-嗨！看看你們

235
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,745
‎太有愛了

236
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,080
‎嗯，他終於起床了

237
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,749
‎甚麼意思？現在都四點了

238
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,709
‎這個小孩子有點累

239
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,962
‎所以妳讓他睡到四點？

240
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,049
‎我知道和妳既定的行程有不同

241
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,176
‎但妳不是甚麼都能控制的，他很累

242
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,135
‎我也很累

243
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:21,806
‎那是甚麼？奧利嗎？

244
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,099
‎我得把牠關在車庫

245
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,393
‎他對我非常的兇

246
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,187
‎-所以妳就把牠關在車庫？
‎-妳看，妳又是這樣了

247
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,690
‎妳為甚麼要那麼霸道？

248
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:35,820
‎那麼…

249
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,786
‎那個…

250
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,706
‎那張畫作不錯的

251
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,336
‎那應該是…美洲豹嗎？

252
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,716
‎雖然我很樂意坐在這裡
‎談論我女兒的爛畫作

253
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,509
‎但既然妳打給我

254
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,137
‎那到底怎麼了？

255
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,972
‎妳知道的

256
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,059
‎吉賽爾想我和妳談一下
‎確保我不會發瘋

257
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,103
‎-發瘋？
‎-嗯，像是…

258
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,857
‎傷害自己或孩子之類的

259
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,442
‎那樣就糟了

260
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,736
‎妳有想過自殘嗎？

261
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,488
‎沒有特意想過，只是…

262
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,990
‎我都不知道

263
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,993
‎有時候幻想一下，感覺蠻好的

264
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,578
‎嗯，我明白

265
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,622
‎像當妳坐在飛機上

266
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,375
‎妳就想像它在山頂飛下去…

267
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,636
‎那我們從這裡說起吧

268
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:44,346
‎我不知道

269
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,932
‎妳又是我朋友

270
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,018
‎-這些事好像比較私人
‎-好吧

271
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,144
‎這樣如何？

272
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,646
‎閉上眼睛一會

273
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,565
‎說真的

274
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,444
‎就信我一節療程
‎如果感覺不錯就放心說…

275
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,489
‎如果妳不喜歡，那就以後都不用再做

276
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:08,537
‎好

277
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,626
‎在那台飛機上有甚麼感覺？

278
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,211
‎我在看窗外

279
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,881
‎到處都是白噪音

280
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:20,508
‎讓我極其乏味

281
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,468
‎那是甚麼？

282
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,845
‎有一座雪山在11點位置

283
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,263
‎機長慌張起來

284
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,098
‎氧氣罩掉下來

285
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,767
‎我們在這邊暫停一下

286
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,728
‎我想妳走進自己的內心

287
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,357
‎不經思索地說出妳的心底話

288
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:38,943
‎妳有甚麼感覺

289
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,955
‎我手裡有些暖暖的東西

290
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:53,666
‎還黏糊糊的

291
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,504
‎是我女兒的手

292
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,758
‎她帶著…

293
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,469
‎萬般愛意地看著我

294
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,429
‎繼續說

295
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,015
‎天啊，她需要我

296
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,602
‎她需要我堅強起來

297
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,396
‎媽，我可以去泰勒家嗎？

298
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,398
‎-甚麼鬼…
‎-愛麗絲，我在做療程

299
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,234
‎不過，她不是妳朋友嗎

300
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,987
‎妳穿甚麼啊？我都認不出妳了

301
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,364
‎怎麼了？這是清新造成

302
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,825
‎-誰是泰勒？
‎-我班上的男生

303
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,326
‎我們只是去打遊戲機而已

304
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,203
‎有需要穿成雅瑞安娜格蘭德那樣嗎？

305
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,372
‎-妳有甚麼不滿？
‎-妳有甚麼問題？

306
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,583
‎妳以為可以在男生前
‎有這樣的言行和衣著？

307
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,001
‎妳的結局不是懷孕就是死

308
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,420
‎好了，安妮，這樣說好像有點太刻薄

309
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,255
‎她只是個窩心小女孩

310
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,341
‎法蘭琪，這個窩心小女孩
‎真面目是個等著煩死我的

311
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,302
‎小小情感恐怖份子

312
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,095
‎-明白
‎-那妳也不是個好母親

313
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:51,056
‎如果我現在沒得去泰勒家

314
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,641
‎我就會自殺

315
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,767
‎-哇塞…
‎-法蘭琪

316
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,103
‎愛麗絲，聽好，我是個成年人

317
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,148
‎我會繳稅、洗衣服和看著妳跳芭蕾舞

318
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,066
‎妳只是個不懂事的小孩

319
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,153
‎不明白自己的所作所有有多蠢
‎所以脫掉妳胸上的頭帶

320
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,487
‎回去寫妳的作業

321
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,947
‎-不過老媽！
‎-妳繼續這樣

322
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,532
‎我可能以後都不會讓妳上學

323
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,491
‎我要怎麼學習？

324
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,660
‎我不知道！聽起來蠻冒險的，是嗎？

325
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,330
‎在我毀掉妳的未來之前
‎給我滾回去房間

326
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:23,797
‎厲害

327
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,591
‎這樣的教育有夠厲害

328
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,261
‎-蘿塔幾歲了？
‎-九個月大

329
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,015
‎嗯，八年後再找我吧

330
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,851
‎這次療程要先打住了

331
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,729
‎妳所經歷的事，完全正常

332
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,482
‎我會給妳開藥

333
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,150
‎可以嗎？

334
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,986
‎嗯，就開藥吧

335
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,585
‎你好像是對的

336
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,128
‎他把奶粉喝完了

337
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,631
‎我覺得他比較喜歡我的人奶

338
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,257
‎不會的

339
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,051
‎有時候妳就只有時間吃快餐

340
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,302
‎不過還是能吃飽

341
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:11,929
‎妳看，他都沒在哭

342
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,263
‎嗯，他看起來蠻開心的

343
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,060
‎你覺不覺得…

344
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,396
‎我討人厭？

345
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,605
‎誰說的？

346
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,983
‎只是工作上有人這麼說

347
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,611
‎-誰敢說妳討人厭？
‎-不重要了

348
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,489
‎我知道自己有時候會很固執

349
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,867
‎-好吧
‎-不是，你同意也沒關係

350
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,453
‎我是有那麼一點霸道

351
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,999
‎妳總是在表現得非常棒

352
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,043
‎妳還把我們照顧得非常好，不過…

353
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,086
‎要說了

354
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,589
‎妳有著不為人知的一面

355
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,507
‎我的臀部嗎？

356
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,592
‎妳溫柔的一面

357
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,388
‎當妳柔弱的時候
‎我看過妳能成就美好的事

358
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,181
‎但我並不是說軟弱

359
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,308
‎我說的是稍為放下戒心

360
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,185
‎那是非常有效的

361
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:02,771
‎還很性感

362
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:04,772
‎好的

363
00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:08,359
‎好，那要怎麼到那個階段？

364
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:11,030
‎要怎麼直接跳到柔弱的階段？

365
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,115
‎要想一些可愛的東西嗎？

366
00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:16,410
‎像是不同動物間的友誼？

367
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:19,246
‎像鱷魚和小雞嗎？

368
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,749
‎那個鱷魚想吃掉小雞

369
00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:23,666
‎大家都知道的

370
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,335
‎但牠沒有這麼做

371
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,713
‎牠非常克制自己，是吧？

372
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,715
‎因為牠們是朋友

373
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,384
‎妳看？就是這樣了

374
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,430
‎對我來說蠻有效的

375
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,187
‎一位公主

376
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,814
‎總會笑臉迎人

377
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,233
‎對著每個附近的

378
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,318
‎女生

379
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,278
‎或男生

380
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,449
‎屈膝行禮、華麗轉身

381
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,868
‎踏步向前

382
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:02,039
‎噴嚏時常打在…

383
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,708
‎邪惡皇后，不錯

384
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,503
‎-愛麗絲呢？
‎-在那邊

385
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,007
‎她穿著夾克是打扮成甚麼？

386
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,802
‎緩刑之人，她找出了一堆

387
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,678
‎性感萬聖節裝扮

388
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,348
‎換了十次衣服才能出門

389
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,934
‎她肯定會把妳殺了

390
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,393
‎除非我先把她殺了吧

391
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,104
‎噢，皇冠

392
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,314
‎我在試新花款

393
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,900
‎-我蠻喜歡的
‎-謝謝

394
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,318
‎嗨！

395
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,028
‎這是甚麼鬼？

396
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,280
‎怎麼了？我就想穿西裝嘛

397
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,199
‎妳穿得像去選市長一樣

398
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,576
‎-在色情片裡吧
‎-妳可以閉嘴嗎？

399
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,662
‎我比妳們想像中更有內涵的

400
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,081
‎那很好啊，不錯

401
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,416
‎我正嘗試給我女兒灌輸

402
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,544
‎這種教養紀律，對嗎？愛麗絲

403
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,839
‎就因為妳這樣，別想吃生日蛋糕了

404
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,048
‎別這樣！

405
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,470
‎求神保佑，我要把她變成
‎下一個瑪麗婭施瑞弗爾

406
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,057
‎-我相信妳可以的
‎-皇室蛋糕上桌了喔

407
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,645
‎雖然我們穿成公主那樣

408
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,481
‎不代表黑暗離我們而去

409
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,946
‎-好的
‎-媽咪！妳朋友要掉下來了！

410
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:16,947
‎-天啊！
‎-糟了！

411
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,241
‎-我的天啊
‎-天啊！

412
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:21,869
‎嗨，凱特！

413
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,579
‎法蘭琪，妳抓緊那根樹枝

414
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,539
‎這個胸罩真是讓我抓狂了

415
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,498
‎嘿，法蘭琪…

416
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,375
‎妳不用再擔心我了

417
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,585
‎好嗎？我很好

418
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,295
‎安妮開了一些糖果給我吃

419
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,379
‎安妮！

420
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,756
‎好，法蘭琪，妳先別動，好嗎？

421
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,091
‎好啊！妳語氣像我媽一樣

422
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,844
‎妳不是我老闆好嗎？這裡我作主！

423
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,763
‎甚麼鬼？法蘭琪？

424
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,892
‎-怎麼了？
‎-聽著，妳要保持冷靜

425
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,643
‎法蘭琪，聽我說好嗎？

426
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,021
‎我知道妳很害怕，好嗎？
‎我也很怕死了

427
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,814
‎我有近半時間，不知道自己在幹嘛

428
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,232
‎甚麼？妳總是很有條理的

429
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,317
‎妳像個警察一樣

430
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,568
‎表面看起來是這樣

431
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,863
‎但感覺其實並不一樣
‎感覺像在假裝一切安好

432
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,323
‎我明白

433
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:03,452
‎-法蘭琪，妳在做甚麼？
‎-我只是，拜託別哭，好嗎？

434
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,748
‎法蘭琪！

435
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,375
‎天啦

436
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,443
‎那麼…事情急轉直下變得真實呢！

437
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,529
‎對不起，搞了一堆事情

438
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,115
‎我對藥物蠻敏感的

439
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,659
‎嗯，妳可以事先說說的

440
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,869
‎我把單子都整理好了，可以吧

441
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:47,996
‎我來吧

442
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,624
‎我不會付錢的

443
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,377
‎一分一毛都不會給

444
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,129
‎不是吧，真的嗎？

445
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,300
‎女性專用招數，成功

446
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,469
‎不是這樣的！

447
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,972
‎那招不是這樣用的，嗨

448
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,765
‎我來結帳吧

449
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,767
‎對不起

450
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,240
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