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(low hum of chatter)
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- What the hell is she doing
here?! I never would've
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Said yes to this if I knew
she was gonna be here--
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Oh god, I think
I'm gonna throw up.
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- Hey, get it down,
swallow it back, okay?
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Look at me, anne.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Stay calm.
Pivot back to the book.
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You've been training for this.
All right?
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- I don't think I can do that.
- Of course you can! Just--
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Man: Okay, here we go!
Woman: Positions!
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Man: All right in 5, 4, 3...
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(kate sighs nervously)
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(intro music plays)
- welcome back to "the skinny."
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(applause sound effect plays)
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Joining us on our new
favourite segment,
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"agree to disagree,"
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We have parenting experts
alicia rutherford,
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Of the podcast,
"mother knows breast,"
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And author, anne carlson,
who... Well,
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Let's just say things got
a little heated recently
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On alicia's podcast.
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Let's take a listen.
- Shit.
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Alicia: I have too much respect
for my listeners
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To have a guest on who promotes
deadbeat parenting!
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Anne: For the last time,
"hands-off parenting"
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Is not deadbeat parenting, now
suck a (bleep) chub, alicia!
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(gasping sound effects play)
- yikes!
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Lots to unpack there.
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- I would just like
to apologize
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To our younger viewers
who may have heard that.
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- Yes, I'm very sorry.
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- Let me get this straight,
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You were both part of the same
parenting group
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For several years?
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- That's right, and this one
did not make it easy.
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(both laugh, laugh track plays)
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- (whispers) this fuckin'
bitch.
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- Look, while I am ashamed
how I came off on that podcast,
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Alicia and I have very
different
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Parenting philosophies.
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- Yeah, one of us parents,
and one does not.
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(surprised "ohh" sound effects)
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- If I may,
- mm-hmm.
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- Everyone's entitled
to their own opinion.
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But "hands-off parenting"
isn't about not being involved
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In your children's lives.
It's about giving them room
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To make mistakes,
and grow from them.
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I talk all about this
in my upcoming book,
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"running your own train."
- yes! Solid pivot.
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- The "hands-off parenting"
is respecting your kid enough...
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(phone vibrates)
- hey, what's up?
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- Hey, have you seen
my reflective vest?
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I've been looking for it
everywhere,
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And I really wanna take
a long ride.
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- No, look, I don't know where
it is, just wear yellow.
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It's basically the same thing.
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- It is not the same thing
at all.
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- I can't talk about this
right now, I gotta go.
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- I guess I just feel that
your free-range approach
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Is more about freeing up
the parents.
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Sorry, where is your
14-year-old daughter now?
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- She's at home with her dad.
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Who, I'm sure I don't need
to point out,
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Is also her parent,
and is uh, perfectly capable
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Of caring for her while I, too,
focus on my career.
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- Well, I gotta say, anne,
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Hearing you talk more
about your book,
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It all sounds so
forward-thinking.
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- Why, thank you, tanya--
- if you wanna call it that.
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- What's that now?
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- Well, I just don't think
it's very forward-thinking
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To take advice from a woman
who killed her baby.
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(gasp sound effects play)
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(groans, "ooh" sound effects)
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- And... We're fucked.
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- What I think alicia
is referring to
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Is my very legal abortion.
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A very private piece
of information to bring up
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In a very public space.
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However, I have nothing
to hide.
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And I feel very grateful
to live in a country
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Where women have choices.
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(applause and cheering effects)
- yes! Yeah!
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- Yes! Yes!
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- I think it's clear that
these two "agree to disagree!"
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(chuckling sound effects play)
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We're gonna take a quick break.
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And when we come back,
we'll be talking all about
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Everybody's favourite
new spice, za'atar.
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(applause and cheering effects)
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(bell rings)
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(chuckles) that was great.
Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm. Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
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(loud slap)
- oh no.
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♪♪♪
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Anne: What the hell was that?
You knew about that!
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You set me up!
- What?
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- Oh! Would you two relax!
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I heard your blow-up on
the podcast, and sent it in.
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And thank god I did.
- Shit.
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- Well, I was wrong to worry
about your temperament,
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That shit's gold.
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I saw the whole thing from
the control room,
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And I gotta say, you give
a hell of a bitch slap!
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- What the hell is wrong
with you?!
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- Your book might actually sell
now, how about a thank you?
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- Fuck you!
You know what, I'm...
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I'm gonna self-publish.
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- (laughs) well, sadly,
the contract you signed
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With wynston publishing
prohibits that.
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It's not a fight you can win.
- Hmm.
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- Are you not gonna say
anything?
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- I mean, she's right,
this is gonna help your book.
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You killed it up there.
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You pull out now, you're only
gonna hurt yourself.
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- She's not wrong.
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- Look, I know you're upset.
Okay? I get it.
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- Do you? Because I feel like
I'm talking to sloane!
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- Come on.
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- You're supposed
to have my back.
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What are we even about if
you flip the second "heels"
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Over there snaps her fingers?
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- I operate independently
from "heels."
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- Oh yeah, so then tell me
why my publicist set me up
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To have my abortion outed
for ratings?!
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- How many times do I have
to tell you I didn't know
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She was gonna be here!
- Yeah, well, she was!
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You fucked up!
- I hate alicia too, okay--
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I'm really sorry about that.
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- (sighs)
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- But look, you already hit
her, what do you wanna do now?
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Follow her out?
Leave nasty notes on her car?
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I mean...
- No!
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Alicia's gonna be alicia.
I expect that from her.
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But you? I bet even now,
you're thinking about
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How great this is gonna be
for the book!
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- Uh...
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- Oh wow! Wow.
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- It is gonna be great
for the book!
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- Who the fuck are you
right now?!
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- It...
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It is gonna be good
for the book!
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♪♪♪
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It is gonna be good
for the book.
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Reporter: When the 26-year-old
coyne realty sales rep
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Hurled through the sky in a
torrent of shattered glass.
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Juniper: I think she's in here.
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- Nope, not here. I'll tell her
you called, bianca.
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Reporter:...Is fully cooperating
with the ongoing investigation.
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- You wanna tell me why
I gotta keep lying
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To the mother of my egg?!
- Well, I'm sorry,
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But I don't know
if you noticed,
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An employee died
under my watch.
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I just don't know
what to do, okay?
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(sighs)
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- (clears throat) um...
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(clears throat)
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(exhales) look,
I know you don't think
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That I'm intelligent
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Or capable of dealing
with like...
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Real shit, but I know
when to ask for help.
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And you... You need help.
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- I think it's a little late
for help. (sniffles)
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- You're right,
you can't save that kid.
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But your business,
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That shit's still alive,
it's just like,
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At the bottom of a well.
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But you got nothin'
but fancy friends
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Who have rope and shit,
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Who can pull you out.
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So, mural of the story...
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Call one of 'em up.
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Holy shit!
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I'm a life coach.
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Nice.
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- (small laugh)
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♪ oh, I loved him for a while ♪
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♪ if there's only change ♪
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♪ then nothing lasts ♪
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(footsteps thud)
(mournful piano tune continues)
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- Alexa, add air freshener
to my shopping list.
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Alexa: I've added air freshener
to your shopping list.
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- Okay. Thank god.
(knocking)
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(door creaks open)
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When's the last time
you left this room?
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- Who cares? Nothing matters.
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- Look, I know you're going
through a rough time right now.
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And believe it or not,
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Your dad actually got dumped
a lot before your mom,
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So I know what
you're going through.
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- Dad, please.
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I'm too sad to hear obvious
things right now.
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- Okay.
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Well... You might find it
hard to believe,
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But you're gonna get over
this bennett kid.
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You're gonna find somebody else
in this big,
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Round, spherical,
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Definitely overheating world.
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- Bennett was the love
of my life.
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I'm never gonna get over him.
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- Okay, that's it!
We're going out!
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(groans)
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- Ow! Child abuse!
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- ...Looks like it's going down.
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- (clears throat)
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I am very sorry
to interrupt you,
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But there's an urgent matter
you need to attend to,
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Urgently.
- (scoffs)
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Can't it wait?
- I'm afraid not.
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See, if it could wait,
then it wouldn't be urgent.
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- Okay, uh, um...
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Folks, let's reconvene later,
yeah?
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Okay.
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- Bye, karen.
(phones ring)
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- What's so important, jenny?
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- Nothing important
ever happens at techcellent,
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You ding-dong.
- Is this about the other night,
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Because I really don't
wanna talk about it.
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- Then shut up,
and take off your pants.
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- Ah, what the hell.
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- Yeah, you like what you see?
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- Oh yeah.
- Do you...
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- Uh-huh!
- Gay boy!
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- I'm sorry,
what'd you just say?
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- I'm fucking with you,
it's like, our thing.
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- Right, okay, yeah.
- Yeah, you horny little homo!
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- Jenny, maybe just shut up.
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- Seriously, you want me
to like,
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Stick a finger in your butt?
- Are you still kidding?
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- Well, do you want me to be?
Or do you maybe want me
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To use my whole fist?
- Okay, jesus, jenny! No!
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- Wait, what are--oh!
What are you doing?
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Why are you putting
your pants on?
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- Because you're acting
really weird, okay?!
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- (scoffs)
you, you don't get it.
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I'm trying to be all
the things for you.
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- No, you don't get it!
I gotta get back to work.
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Gah!
- Seriously?
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Well, don't you at least
want me to finish you off?
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I'm here, so--
- I'm good! Thank you.
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- (sighs)
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- Anne, seriously, please
call me back.
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- So wynston just sent over
rat girl images,
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And I laid them out
on your desk.
245
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They're like, really good!
- Okay, thank you, rosie.
246
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,137
- Oh, also--
247
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,507
- Hey, frankie.
248
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,876
Oh. Frankie, I um--
249
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,544
What are you doing here?
250
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,414
- I came to ask for some help,
but...
251
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,351
What the...
252
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,019
This is rat girl.
253
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,756
Did you steal this from rhoda?
- Okay...
254
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,360
I know how this looks, but
let me just explain, because--
255
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,229
- Explain what? That this
is purely coincidental,
256
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,098
And has nothing to do
with ripping off
257
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,300
A five-year-old child's artwork?
258
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,838
Wow!
- Hey, frank--
259
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,840
Frankie?
260
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,877
(sighs)
261
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,045
Fuck!
262
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,946
(angry exhale)
263
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,619
The mood.
264
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,624
It feels good to be outside,
doesn't it?
265
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,492
- I guess.
266
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,129
Who eats figs with their
frozen yogurt?
267
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,666
- Same guy who enjoys being
regular three times a day.
268
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,434
- Dad, gross!
- (laughs)
269
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,472
- Oh my god!
- What?
270
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,741
Oh!
271
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,077
Little right-wing turd!
- He already met somebody else?
272
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,480
- Don't panic. Don't panic!
273
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,749
Us, carlsons, we always take
the high road.
274
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,684
So we'll just pretend like
he's not even here.
275
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,953
Oh my god, he's coming over!
- What?!
276
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,956
- Just be cool! Be cool!
(clears throat)
277
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,759
- Hey, alice.
- (huffs)
278
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,526
Mr. Carlson. Uh...
279
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,429
This is my girlfriend, vivian.
- Hi.
280
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,165
- Vivian, this is the girl
who got me suspended.
281
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,968
She uh, talked me into--
- that's not exactly
282
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,136
What happened, you're--
- alice! I'm speaking.
283
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,506
- Hey! Don't talk
to my daughter that way!
284
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,174
- Oh, I'm sorry, dad.
285
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,743
You know, here's a thought,
why don't you try teaching
286
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,711
Your daughter some manners,
so I don't have to.
287
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,082
(chair clanks, punching thud)
- aah! Oh!
288
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,085
- Oh my god! Dad!
- Oh my god, I am so sorry!
289
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,053
I am so sorry. Are you okay?
290
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,855
Do you, do you need
some ice with that?
291
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,558
- What the hell, man?!
- (laughs) honey!
292
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,893
- What are you doing?
- I don't even know!
293
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,928
Just...
- Why were you spinning him?
294
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,265
- I thought it might disorient
him!
- What'd he--
295
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,001
(traffic rumbles, horns honk)
296
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,805
(snipping sounds)
297
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,639
- Jesus, jenny,
what are you doing?
298
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,211
- I'm woke, but I'm in pain.
299
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,346
- Is this about that
peter pan dude?
300
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,381
- I'm just so confused
right now.
301
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,884
I'm trying to embrace
his inner pan,
302
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,886
But it feels like everything
I do is wrong.
303
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,021
- Well, it sounds like you
actually like this guy.
304
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,490
- Duh! Are you even listening?
305
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,959
God, it would just be
so much easier
306
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,794
If he didn't want
to be with anybody else.
307
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,996
- Okay, so have you tried
telling him how you feel?
308
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,198
- What? No!
- Why not?
309
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,300
- Well, for the very obvious
reason
310
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,102
That he hasn't told me
how he feels yet.
311
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,137
- You poor little stunted
dumb-dumb!
312
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,006
- Uh--
313
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,441
- You actually think
you have to wait for him
314
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,309
To tell you how he feels first?
315
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,212
That's... That's so pathetic.
316
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:36,153
♪♪♪
317
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,057
- Ugh!
(footsteps thud)
318
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,158
(groans)
319
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,929
Ohhh! Ohhh!
320
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,597
(phone vibrates)
321
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,065
Ah! Oh shit.
322
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,471
Hello.
Teacher: Hello, mrs. Foster?
323
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,473
I'm calling from st. Celine's,
324
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,076
And I'm wondering if anybody
will be picking up charlie?
325
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,746
- I'm so sorry, my husband
was supposed to pick them up.
326
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,480
I'm on my way right now.
327
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,217
Oh, fucking nathan!
Unbelievable!
328
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,686
(cell phone rings)
329
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,354
Woman: Hello?
Who am I speaking with?
330
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,024
- (sighs)
331
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,159
Uh, who am I speaking with,
332
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,162
And why do you have
my husband's phone?
333
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,831
- Ms. Foster, I'm a nurse
at morningside hospital.
334
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,633
Your husband has been
in an accident.
335
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,570
- What? What happened?
Is, is he okay?
336
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,171
- All the information
I have right now
337
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,173
Is that he was out biking,
and was hit by a car.
338
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,875
- Oh my god!
339
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,176
- He's currently in our
emergency care.
340
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,245
- Oh my god!
- You know, if your husband
341
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,314
Is going to be out biking
near sunrise,
342
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,783
He really should be wearing
reflective gear.
343
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,684
- Ohhhhh sh...
344
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,658
(over pa) doctor, please dial
379. Doctor, please dial 379,
345
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,660
- (nervous exhales)
346
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,196
- Kate!
- Kate!
347
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,098
- Oh my god, I'm so happy
to see you guys!
348
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,532
- How's nathan?
349
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,302
- Yeah, have you heard
anything more?
350
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,204
- Well, all I know is that
he's in surgery right now.
351
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,539
Um, I just keep um... Oh god!
352
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,674
I keep picturing him
lying there, you know,
353
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,143
Just alone, and just...
354
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,011
Guts spilling out of him,
you know?
355
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,147
- Yeah, I just feel like his
spleen rolling down the road.
356
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,616
Lying in a bed
of shattered glass.
357
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,652
- Dude.
- Sorry.
358
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,822
Sorry.
- I just, like, what if?
359
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,958
You know?
360
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,695
I cannot be a single mom.
361
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,096
I know some moms are like,
great at it,
362
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,630
But I'm not one of those moms,
363
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,166
I can barely be a married mom,
so just--
364
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,968
- Hey, look at me.
That is not gonna happen.
365
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,736
Nathan is gonna be fine, okay?
- She's right,
366
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,671
We gotta stay positive,
put good vibes out
367
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,840
Into the universe.
- Okay, thank you.
368
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,976
I don't know what I'd do
without you guys here, I mean...
369
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,045
After today I fucked up
so many times,
370
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,114
I don't even know how
to begin to say I'm sorry.
371
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,749
- It's fine, it's all good.
372
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,517
We're gonna get through
this together, no matter what.
373
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,052
- No matter what.
374
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,987
- Mrs. Foster?
- (gasps)
375
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,257
- I'm afraid there's no easy
way to say this.
376
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,192
- Oh my god.
377
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,928
- It was a testicle tear.
378
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,199
- A w-
379
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,934
- Later.
- Yeah, bye.
380
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,669
- Huh? Wait,
where you guys going?
381
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,204
What happened to,
"no matter what?"
382
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,273
Doctor: He also broke a rib,
but the crux of the problem
383
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,476
Really is the testicles.
384
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,744
- Hi, guys.
- Oh my god!
385
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,780
I'm so sorry I was so short
with you on the phone earlier,
386
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,415
This is all my fault.
387
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,950
- I feel...
388
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,421
Like the ocean would be
a really cool place to live.
389
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,556
- What the fuck?
- Oh, painkillers.
390
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,224
- Oh, gotcha.
391
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,093
- We're gonna keep him
overnight for observation.
392
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,028
Get those soldiers
marching again.
393
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,897
- Appreciate it.
394
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,631
- And once you get him home,
you'll have to change
395
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,100
The dressing two
or three times a day,
396
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,636
But he will make a full
recovery. Eventually.
397
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,639
- You heard what I said
about the ocean, right?
398
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,308
- Oh yeah, no, I did.
- Yeah. Good down there.
399
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,044
(machine beeps)
400
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:55,119
♪♪♪
401
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,921
(knocking)
402
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,389
- What?
403
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,024
- Mind if I come in?
404
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,059
- It's not like
I have a choice.
405
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,399
- (big exhale)
406
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,134
I get it.
407
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,070
You must be pretty upset.
408
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,605
It can't have been easy to see
bennett with that other girl.
409
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,242
But you know he's kind
of a douche, right?
410
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,678
- I don't know.
411
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,647
I just... Liked the way
he looked at me.
412
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,117
He seemed to really like me.
413
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,154
I know that's dumb.
414
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,357
- No, that's not dumb at all.
415
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,229
But just so we're clear,
what I did today was not cool.
416
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,765
Okay? I shouldn't have lost
my temper like that,
417
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,200
And violence is never
the answer.
418
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,438
- Well, he kinda deserved it.
- I know, he did, right?
419
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,974
But no. No, no, no.
No, we don't hit kids.
420
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:53,311
And uh, we don't tell
your mother about your dad
421
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,379
Hitting children.
422
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,949
- You liked it.
- Oh yeah, you got that right!
423
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,950
I mean, when you think about
it, I had the disadvantage
424
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,653
In the fight, after all, I-
I could've been seriously hurt.
425
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,189
He had youth on his side.
For one.
426
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,725
I have unsettlingly
low bone density.
427
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,527
I mean, I take calcium,
but I'm--
428
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,329
- Wait, is something wrong
with your bones?
429
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,466
- What? No! No.
No, no, no, honey.
430
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,469
I mean, probably,
but the point is,
431
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,271
Don't give up hope.
432
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,273
There are a lot of great
guys out there.
433
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,279
- Yeah, dad. There are.
434
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,550
(small laugh)
435
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,620
♪♪♪
436
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,826
(low hum of chatter)
437
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,765
- (laughs)
438
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,233
- (sighs)
- jenny,
439
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,503
What are you doing lingering
outside my home like a psycho?
440
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,038
- I need to talk to you.
441
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,973
- Yeah, well, now's not
exactly the time,
442
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,042
I'm kind of on a date, so
why don't you go home, yeah?
443
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,877
- No!
- What do you mean, "no?!"
444
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,447
- Look, this is hard for me,
okay?
445
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,583
I apologize for all the stuff
I said back at your office.
446
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,652
Obviously I don't get all
of this pan stuff,
447
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,921
But what I do know is that...
448
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,126
I don't wanna share you, okay?
449
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,729
- Jenny, you're acting
like a brat, okay?
450
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,531
I'm sorry, but you know
the deal. Come on, let's go.
451
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,999
- No, wait! Stop!
- What?
452
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,736
- I don't want to share you
because...
453
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,005
(sighs)
454
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,609
Because... I'm pregnant.
455
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,612
- What'd you just say?
456
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:42,819
♪♪♪
457
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,522
- Are you fucking with me?
458
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,257
- I'm not.
459
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,728
- Shit! Uh...
460
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,999
- Hm...
461
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,935
(door clicks open)
462
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,173
(door slams)
- welcome home.
463
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,808
- What are you doing here?
464
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,910
Look, I got two very tired kids
that I gotta put down.
465
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,645
- Well, I called your office,
466
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,246
And rosie told me
what happened.
467
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,715
I'm really sorry.
Your husband gonna be okay?
468
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,652
- Uh yeah, thanks.
No, he's gonna be fine.
469
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,321
I-I appreciate your concern.
- Of course!
470
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,289
- It was just a tear
to the um...
471
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,393
Well, it was a testicle tear.
- Oh!
472
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,229
Well, you guys had a good run.
473
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,198
- It isn't the end
of our marriage.
474
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,534
- Well, good for you,
way to stick that out.
475
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,336
- Uh-huh.
476
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,739
- Anyway, you've obviously
got your hands full,
477
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,674
But uh, I'm gonna leave you
to it.
478
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,376
So if there's anything
I can do, let me know.
479
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,314
- There is actually something.
- Okay.
480
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,552
- I know how this is going
to sound, but...
481
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,454
What would it take to let
anne out of her contract?
482
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,090
And drop rat girl?
It's not mine.
483
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,692
I stole it from
a five-year-old,
484
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,560
I know, I'm not proud of it.
- (laughs)
485
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,963
Drop rat girl, are you kidding?
486
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,298
I'm thinkin' of being her
for Halloween.
487
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,834
And as for anne...
488
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,869
A contract's a contract.
489
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:09,440
- Sloane, please,
could you do this for me?
490
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,376
- What is the end game here,
honey?
491
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,579
Is it working with me?
'cause if it is,
492
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,146
Let me give you some advice.
493
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,115
Trying to work with your
friends is like sticking
494
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,117
Your feet in two
different boats.
495
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,653
You know how that ends, right?
You ever seen a cartoon?
496
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,723
- Sure, it's like a middle
splits situation.
497
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,591
- That's right.
498
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,860
Pick a boat, kate.
499
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,930
- (sighs)
500
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,599
(footsteps recede,
car alarm beeps off)
501
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,200
(keys jingle)
502
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,404
(ella cries out)
- yeah, yeah, I'm comin'.
503
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:44,609
♪♪♪
504
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,477
- (groans)
505
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,279
Oh, for god's sake. Ah!
506
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,048
Anne? Anne, are you in here?
507
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:59,023
♪♪♪
508
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,328
(sighs)
509
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,230
Guess it's time to pick a boat.