1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:01,900 (low hum of chatter) 2 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,368 - What the hell is she doing here?! I never would've 3 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:05,236 Said yes to this if I knew she was gonna be here-- 4 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:06,905 Oh god, I think I'm gonna throw up. 5 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,706 - Hey, get it down, swallow it back, okay? 6 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:09,775 Look at me, anne. - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,509 - Stay calm. Pivot back to the book. 8 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,445 You've been training for this. All right? 9 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,447 - I don't think I can do that. - Of course you can! Just-- 10 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:16,882 Man: Okay, here we go! Woman: Positions! 11 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:19,318 Man: All right in 5, 4, 3... 12 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,752 (kate sighs nervously) 13 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,255 (intro music plays) - welcome back to "the skinny." 14 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:25,123 (applause sound effect plays) 15 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,726 Joining us on our new favourite segment, 16 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,194 "agree to disagree," 17 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,930 We have parenting experts alicia rutherford, 18 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,266 Of the podcast, "mother knows breast," 19 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:37,269 And author, anne carlson, who... Well, 20 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:40,338 Let's just say things got a little heated recently 21 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,340 On alicia's podcast. 22 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,209 Let's take a listen. - Shit. 23 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,678 Alicia: I have too much respect for my listeners 24 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,681 To have a guest on who promotes deadbeat parenting! 25 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,884 Anne: For the last time, "hands-off parenting" 26 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:54,619 Is not deadbeat parenting, now suck a (bleep) chub, alicia! 27 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:57,089 (gasping sound effects play) - yikes! 28 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,457 Lots to unpack there. 29 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,493 - I would just like to apologize 30 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,829 To our younger viewers who may have heard that. 31 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,298 - Yes, I'm very sorry. 32 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,068 - Let me get this straight, 33 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,369 You were both part of the same parenting group 34 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,038 For several years? 35 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,841 - That's right, and this one did not make it easy. 36 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,443 (both laugh, laugh track plays) 37 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,279 - (whispers) this fuckin' bitch. 38 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,448 - Look, while I am ashamed how I came off on that podcast, 39 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,850 Alicia and I have very different 40 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,719 Parenting philosophies. 41 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,788 - Yeah, one of us parents, and one does not. 42 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,189 (surprised "ohh" sound effects) 43 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,991 - If I may, - mm-hmm. 44 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,060 - Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. 45 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:38,597 But "hands-off parenting" isn't about not being involved 46 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,133 In your children's lives. It's about giving them room 47 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,468 To make mistakes, and grow from them. 48 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,604 I talk all about this in my upcoming book, 49 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,407 "running your own train." - yes! Solid pivot. 50 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,876 - The "hands-off parenting" is respecting your kid enough... 51 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,410 (phone vibrates) - hey, what's up? 52 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,146 - Hey, have you seen my reflective vest? 53 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,814 I've been looking for it everywhere, 54 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,182 And I really wanna take a long ride. 55 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,084 - No, look, I don't know where it is, just wear yellow. 56 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,619 It's basically the same thing. 57 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,053 - It is not the same thing at all. 58 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,289 - I can't talk about this right now, I gotta go. 59 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,558 - I guess I just feel that your free-range approach 60 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,560 Is more about freeing up the parents. 61 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,729 Sorry, where is your 14-year-old daughter now? 62 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,034 - She's at home with her dad. 63 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,170 Who, I'm sure I don't need to point out, 64 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,640 Is also her parent, and is uh, perfectly capable 65 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,275 Of caring for her while I, too, focus on my career. 66 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,844 - Well, I gotta say, anne, 67 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:29,348 Hearing you talk more about your book, 68 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,783 It all sounds so forward-thinking. 69 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,851 - Why, thank you, tanya-- - if you wanna call it that. 70 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:35,687 - What's that now? 71 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:39,057 - Well, I just don't think it's very forward-thinking 72 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,593 To take advice from a woman who killed her baby. 73 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,061 (gasp sound effects play) 74 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,397 (groans, "ooh" sound effects) 75 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,466 - And... We're fucked. 76 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,069 - What I think alicia is referring to 77 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,371 Is my very legal abortion. 78 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,207 A very private piece of information to bring up 79 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,142 In a very public space. 80 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,013 However, I have nothing to hide. 81 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:05,016 And I feel very grateful to live in a country 82 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,018 Where women have choices. 83 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,586 (applause and cheering effects) - yes! Yeah! 84 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,154 - Yes! Yes! 85 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:13,091 - I think it's clear that these two "agree to disagree!" 86 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,726 (chuckling sound effects play) 87 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,094 We're gonna take a quick break. 88 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,029 And when we come back, we'll be talking all about 89 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,433 Everybody's favourite new spice, za'atar. 90 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,101 (applause and cheering effects) 91 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,703 (bell rings) 92 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,304 (chuckles) that was great. Thank you. 93 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,340 - Mm-hmm. Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 94 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,108 (loud slap) - oh no. 95 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,777 ♪♪♪ 96 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,513 Anne: What the hell was that? You knew about that! 97 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,114 You set me up! - What? 98 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,116 - Oh! Would you two relax! 99 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,052 I heard your blow-up on the podcast, and sent it in. 100 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,387 And thank god I did. - Shit. 101 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,189 - Well, I was wrong to worry about your temperament, 102 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,857 That shit's gold. 103 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,326 I saw the whole thing from the control room, 104 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,127 And I gotta say, you give a hell of a bitch slap! 105 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,095 - What the hell is wrong with you?! 106 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,064 - Your book might actually sell now, how about a thank you? 107 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:56,235 - Fuck you! You know what, I'm... 108 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,236 I'm gonna self-publish. 109 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,372 - (laughs) well, sadly, the contract you signed 110 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,073 With wynston publishing prohibits that. 111 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:05,076 It's not a fight you can win. - Hmm. 112 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,878 - Are you not gonna say anything? 113 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,014 - I mean, she's right, this is gonna help your book. 114 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,548 You killed it up there. 115 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,050 You pull out now, you're only gonna hurt yourself. 116 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,651 - She's not wrong. 117 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,355 - Look, I know you're upset. Okay? I get it. 118 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,291 - Do you? Because I feel like I'm talking to sloane! 119 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,825 - Come on. 120 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,294 - You're supposed to have my back. 121 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,029 What are we even about if you flip the second "heels" 122 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,764 Over there snaps her fingers? 123 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,632 - I operate independently from "heels." 124 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,701 - Oh yeah, so then tell me why my publicist set me up 125 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,503 To have my abortion outed for ratings?! 126 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,438 - How many times do I have to tell you I didn't know 127 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,374 She was gonna be here! - Yeah, well, she was! 128 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,743 You fucked up! - I hate alicia too, okay-- 129 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,311 I'm really sorry about that. 130 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,046 - (sighs) 131 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,248 - But look, you already hit her, what do you wanna do now? 132 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,650 Follow her out? Leave nasty notes on her car? 133 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,452 I mean... - No! 134 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,254 Alicia's gonna be alicia. I expect that from her. 135 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,923 But you? I bet even now, you're thinking about 136 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,458 How great this is gonna be for the book! 137 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,293 - Uh... 138 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,264 - Oh wow! Wow. 139 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,466 - It is gonna be great for the book! 140 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,468 - Who the fuck are you right now?! 141 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,003 - It... 142 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,339 It is gonna be good for the book! 143 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,742 ♪♪♪ 144 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,210 It is gonna be good for the book. 145 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,413 Reporter: When the 26-year-old coyne realty sales rep 146 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,215 Hurled through the sky in a torrent of shattered glass. 147 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,417 Juniper: I think she's in here. 148 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:23,088 - Nope, not here. I'll tell her you called, bianca. 149 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:26,258 Reporter:...Is fully cooperating with the ongoing investigation. 150 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,294 - You wanna tell me why I gotta keep lying 151 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,096 To the mother of my egg?! - Well, I'm sorry, 152 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,697 But I don't know if you noticed, 153 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,165 An employee died under my watch. 154 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,267 I just don't know what to do, okay? 155 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,570 (sighs) 156 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,071 - (clears throat) um... 157 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,673 (clears throat) 158 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,380 (exhales) look, I know you don't think 159 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,448 That I'm intelligent 160 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,684 Or capable of dealing with like... 161 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,789 Real shit, but I know when to ask for help. 162 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,691 And you... You need help. 163 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,596 - I think it's a little late for help. (sniffles) 164 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:09,066 - You're right, you can't save that kid. 165 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,870 But your business, 166 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,272 That shit's still alive, it's just like, 167 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,408 At the bottom of a well. 168 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,943 But you got nothin' but fancy friends 169 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,612 Who have rope and shit, 170 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,481 Who can pull you out. 171 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,951 So, mural of the story... 172 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:30,021 Call one of 'em up. 173 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,324 Holy shit! 174 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,893 I'm a life coach. 175 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,429 Nice. 176 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,631 - (small laugh) 177 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:43,935 ♪ oh, I loved him for a while ♪ 178 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,573 ♪ if there's only change ♪ 179 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,142 ♪ then nothing lasts ♪ 180 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,247 (footsteps thud) (mournful piano tune continues) 181 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,185 - Alexa, add air freshener to my shopping list. 182 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:03,255 Alexa: I've added air freshener to your shopping list. 183 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,323 - Okay. Thank god. (knocking) 184 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,024 (door creaks open) 185 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,195 When's the last time you left this room? 186 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,563 - Who cares? Nothing matters. 187 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:17,869 - Look, I know you're going through a rough time right now. 188 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,937 And believe it or not, 189 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,475 Your dad actually got dumped a lot before your mom, 190 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,610 So I know what you're going through. 191 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,279 - Dad, please. 192 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,414 I'm too sad to hear obvious things right now. 193 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,483 - Okay. 194 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,352 Well... You might find it hard to believe, 195 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,321 But you're gonna get over this bennett kid. 196 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,456 You're gonna find somebody else in this big, 197 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,225 Round, spherical, 198 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,627 Definitely overheating world. 199 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,729 - Bennett was the love of my life. 200 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,300 I'm never gonna get over him. 201 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,302 - Okay, that's it! We're going out! 202 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,037 (groans) 203 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,772 - Ow! Child abuse! 204 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,174 - ...Looks like it's going down. 205 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,110 - (clears throat) 206 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,178 I am very sorry to interrupt you, 207 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,447 But there's an urgent matter you need to attend to, 208 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,250 Urgently. - (scoffs) 209 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,985 Can't it wait? - I'm afraid not. 210 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,054 See, if it could wait, then it wouldn't be urgent. 211 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,057 - Okay, uh, um... 212 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,592 Folks, let's reconvene later, yeah? 213 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,627 Okay. 214 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,999 - Bye, karen. (phones ring) 215 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,667 - What's so important, jenny? 216 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,069 - Nothing important ever happens at techcellent, 217 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,104 You ding-dong. - Is this about the other night, 218 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,739 Because I really don't wanna talk about it. 219 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,075 - Then shut up, and take off your pants. 220 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,645 - Ah, what the hell. 221 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,014 - Yeah, you like what you see? 222 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,416 - Oh yeah. - Do you... 223 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,085 - Uh-huh! - Gay boy! 224 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,019 - I'm sorry, what'd you just say? 225 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,021 - I'm fucking with you, it's like, our thing. 226 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,057 - Right, okay, yeah. - Yeah, you horny little homo! 227 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,692 - Jenny, maybe just shut up. 228 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,027 - Seriously, you want me to like, 229 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,929 Stick a finger in your butt? - Are you still kidding? 230 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,097 - Well, do you want me to be? Or do you maybe want me 231 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,033 To use my whole fist? - Okay, jesus, jenny! No! 232 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,035 - Wait, what are--oh! What are you doing? 233 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,970 Why are you putting your pants on? 234 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,372 - Because you're acting really weird, okay?! 235 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,341 - (scoffs) you, you don't get it. 236 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,243 I'm trying to be all the things for you. 237 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,279 - No, you don't get it! I gotta get back to work. 238 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,681 Gah! - Seriously? 239 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,118 Well, don't you at least want me to finish you off? 240 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,721 I'm here, so-- - I'm good! Thank you. 241 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,557 - (sighs) 242 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,528 - Anne, seriously, please call me back. 243 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,066 - So wynston just sent over rat girl images, 244 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,934 And I laid them out on your desk. 245 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,670 They're like, really good! - Okay, thank you, rosie. 246 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,137 - Oh, also-- 247 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,507 - Hey, frankie. 248 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,876 Oh. Frankie, I um-- 249 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,544 What are you doing here? 250 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,414 - I came to ask for some help, but... 251 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,351 What the... 252 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,019 This is rat girl. 253 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,756 Did you steal this from rhoda? - Okay... 254 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,360 I know how this looks, but let me just explain, because-- 255 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,229 - Explain what? That this is purely coincidental, 256 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,098 And has nothing to do with ripping off 257 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,300 A five-year-old child's artwork? 258 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,838 Wow! - Hey, frank-- 259 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,840 Frankie? 260 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,877 (sighs) 261 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,045 Fuck! 262 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,946 (angry exhale) 263 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,619 The mood. 264 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,624 It feels good to be outside, doesn't it? 265 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,492 - I guess. 266 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,129 Who eats figs with their frozen yogurt? 267 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,666 - Same guy who enjoys being regular three times a day. 268 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,434 - Dad, gross! - (laughs) 269 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,472 - Oh my god! - What? 270 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,741 Oh! 271 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,077 Little right-wing turd! - He already met somebody else? 272 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,480 - Don't panic. Don't panic! 273 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,749 Us, carlsons, we always take the high road. 274 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,684 So we'll just pretend like he's not even here. 275 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,953 Oh my god, he's coming over! - What?! 276 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,956 - Just be cool! Be cool! (clears throat) 277 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,759 - Hey, alice. - (huffs) 278 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,526 Mr. Carlson. Uh... 279 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,429 This is my girlfriend, vivian. - Hi. 280 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,165 - Vivian, this is the girl who got me suspended. 281 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,968 She uh, talked me into-- - that's not exactly 282 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,136 What happened, you're-- - alice! I'm speaking. 283 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,506 - Hey! Don't talk to my daughter that way! 284 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,174 - Oh, I'm sorry, dad. 285 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,743 You know, here's a thought, why don't you try teaching 286 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,711 Your daughter some manners, so I don't have to. 287 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,082 (chair clanks, punching thud) - aah! Oh! 288 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,085 - Oh my god! Dad! - Oh my god, I am so sorry! 289 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,053 I am so sorry. Are you okay? 290 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,855 Do you, do you need some ice with that? 291 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,558 - What the hell, man?! - (laughs) honey! 292 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,893 - What are you doing? - I don't even know! 293 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,928 Just... - Why were you spinning him? 294 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,265 - I thought it might disorient him! - What'd he-- 295 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,001 (traffic rumbles, horns honk) 296 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,805 (snipping sounds) 297 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,639 - Jesus, jenny, what are you doing? 298 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,211 - I'm woke, but I'm in pain. 299 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,346 - Is this about that peter pan dude? 300 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,381 - I'm just so confused right now. 301 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,884 I'm trying to embrace his inner pan, 302 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,886 But it feels like everything I do is wrong. 303 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,021 - Well, it sounds like you actually like this guy. 304 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,490 - Duh! Are you even listening? 305 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,959 God, it would just be so much easier 306 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,794 If he didn't want to be with anybody else. 307 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,996 - Okay, so have you tried telling him how you feel? 308 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,198 - What? No! - Why not? 309 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,300 - Well, for the very obvious reason 310 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,102 That he hasn't told me how he feels yet. 311 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,137 - You poor little stunted dumb-dumb! 312 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,006 - Uh-- 313 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,441 - You actually think you have to wait for him 314 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,309 To tell you how he feels first? 315 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,212 That's... That's so pathetic. 316 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:36,153 ♪♪♪ 317 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,057 - Ugh! (footsteps thud) 318 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,158 (groans) 319 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,929 Ohhh! Ohhh! 320 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,597 (phone vibrates) 321 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,065 Ah! Oh shit. 322 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,471 Hello. Teacher: Hello, mrs. Foster? 323 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,473 I'm calling from st. Celine's, 324 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,076 And I'm wondering if anybody will be picking up charlie? 325 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,746 - I'm so sorry, my husband was supposed to pick them up. 326 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,480 I'm on my way right now. 327 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,217 Oh, fucking nathan! Unbelievable! 328 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,686 (cell phone rings) 329 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,354 Woman: Hello? Who am I speaking with? 330 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,024 - (sighs) 331 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,159 Uh, who am I speaking with, 332 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,162 And why do you have my husband's phone? 333 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,831 - Ms. Foster, I'm a nurse at morningside hospital. 334 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,633 Your husband has been in an accident. 335 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,570 - What? What happened? Is, is he okay? 336 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,171 - All the information I have right now 337 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,173 Is that he was out biking, and was hit by a car. 338 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,875 - Oh my god! 339 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,176 - He's currently in our emergency care. 340 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,245 - Oh my god! - You know, if your husband 341 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,314 Is going to be out biking near sunrise, 342 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,783 He really should be wearing reflective gear. 343 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,684 - Ohhhhh sh... 344 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,658 (over pa) doctor, please dial 379. Doctor, please dial 379, 345 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,660 - (nervous exhales) 346 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,196 - Kate! - Kate! 347 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,098 - Oh my god, I'm so happy to see you guys! 348 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,532 - How's nathan? 349 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,302 - Yeah, have you heard anything more? 350 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,204 - Well, all I know is that he's in surgery right now. 351 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,539 Um, I just keep um... Oh god! 352 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,674 I keep picturing him lying there, you know, 353 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,143 Just alone, and just... 354 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,011 Guts spilling out of him, you know? 355 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,147 - Yeah, I just feel like his spleen rolling down the road. 356 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,616 Lying in a bed of shattered glass. 357 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,652 - Dude. - Sorry. 358 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,822 Sorry. - I just, like, what if? 359 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,958 You know? 360 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,695 I cannot be a single mom. 361 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,096 I know some moms are like, great at it, 362 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,630 But I'm not one of those moms, 363 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,166 I can barely be a married mom, so just-- 364 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,968 - Hey, look at me. That is not gonna happen. 365 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,736 Nathan is gonna be fine, okay? - She's right, 366 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,671 We gotta stay positive, put good vibes out 367 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,840 Into the universe. - Okay, thank you. 368 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,976 I don't know what I'd do without you guys here, I mean... 369 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,045 After today I fucked up so many times, 370 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,114 I don't even know how to begin to say I'm sorry. 371 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,749 - It's fine, it's all good. 372 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,517 We're gonna get through this together, no matter what. 373 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,052 - No matter what. 374 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,987 - Mrs. Foster? - (gasps) 375 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,257 - I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this. 376 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,192 - Oh my god. 377 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,928 - It was a testicle tear. 378 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,199 - A w- 379 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,934 - Later. - Yeah, bye. 380 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,669 - Huh? Wait, where you guys going? 381 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,204 What happened to, "no matter what?" 382 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,273 Doctor: He also broke a rib, but the crux of the problem 383 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,476 Really is the testicles. 384 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,744 - Hi, guys. - Oh my god! 385 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,780 I'm so sorry I was so short with you on the phone earlier, 386 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,415 This is all my fault. 387 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,950 - I feel... 388 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,421 Like the ocean would be a really cool place to live. 389 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,556 - What the fuck? - Oh, painkillers. 390 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,224 - Oh, gotcha. 391 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,093 - We're gonna keep him overnight for observation. 392 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,028 Get those soldiers marching again. 393 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,897 - Appreciate it. 394 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,631 - And once you get him home, you'll have to change 395 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,100 The dressing two or three times a day, 396 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,636 But he will make a full recovery. Eventually. 397 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,639 - You heard what I said about the ocean, right? 398 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,308 - Oh yeah, no, I did. - Yeah. Good down there. 399 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,044 (machine beeps) 400 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:55,119 ♪♪♪ 401 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,921 (knocking) 402 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,389 - What? 403 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,024 - Mind if I come in? 404 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,059 - It's not like I have a choice. 405 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,399 - (big exhale) 406 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,134 I get it. 407 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,070 You must be pretty upset. 408 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,605 It can't have been easy to see bennett with that other girl. 409 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,242 But you know he's kind of a douche, right? 410 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,678 - I don't know. 411 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,647 I just... Liked the way he looked at me. 412 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,117 He seemed to really like me. 413 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,154 I know that's dumb. 414 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,357 - No, that's not dumb at all. 415 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,229 But just so we're clear, what I did today was not cool. 416 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,765 Okay? I shouldn't have lost my temper like that, 417 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,200 And violence is never the answer. 418 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,438 - Well, he kinda deserved it. - I know, he did, right? 419 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,974 But no. No, no, no. No, we don't hit kids. 420 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:53,311 And uh, we don't tell your mother about your dad 421 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,379 Hitting children. 422 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,949 - You liked it. - Oh yeah, you got that right! 423 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,950 I mean, when you think about it, I had the disadvantage 424 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,653 In the fight, after all, I- I could've been seriously hurt. 425 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,189 He had youth on his side. For one. 426 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,725 I have unsettlingly low bone density. 427 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,527 I mean, I take calcium, but I'm-- 428 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,329 - Wait, is something wrong with your bones? 429 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,466 - What? No! No. No, no, no, honey. 430 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,469 I mean, probably, but the point is, 431 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,271 Don't give up hope. 432 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,273 There are a lot of great guys out there. 433 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,279 - Yeah, dad. There are. 434 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,550 (small laugh) 435 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,620 ♪♪♪ 436 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,826 (low hum of chatter) 437 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,765 - (laughs) 438 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,233 - (sighs) - jenny, 439 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,503 What are you doing lingering outside my home like a psycho? 440 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,038 - I need to talk to you. 441 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,973 - Yeah, well, now's not exactly the time, 442 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,042 I'm kind of on a date, so why don't you go home, yeah? 443 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,877 - No! - What do you mean, "no?!" 444 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,447 - Look, this is hard for me, okay? 445 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,583 I apologize for all the stuff I said back at your office. 446 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,652 Obviously I don't get all of this pan stuff, 447 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,921 But what I do know is that... 448 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,126 I don't wanna share you, okay? 449 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,729 - Jenny, you're acting like a brat, okay? 450 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,531 I'm sorry, but you know the deal. Come on, let's go. 451 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,999 - No, wait! Stop! - What? 452 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,736 - I don't want to share you because... 453 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,005 (sighs) 454 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,609 Because... I'm pregnant. 455 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,612 - What'd you just say? 456 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:42,819 ♪♪♪ 457 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,522 - Are you fucking with me? 458 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,257 - I'm not. 459 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,728 - Shit! Uh... 460 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,999 - Hm... 461 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,935 (door clicks open) 462 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,173 (door slams) - welcome home. 463 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,808 - What are you doing here? 464 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,910 Look, I got two very tired kids that I gotta put down. 465 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,645 - Well, I called your office, 466 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,246 And rosie told me what happened. 467 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,715 I'm really sorry. Your husband gonna be okay? 468 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,652 - Uh yeah, thanks. No, he's gonna be fine. 469 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,321 I-I appreciate your concern. - Of course! 470 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,289 - It was just a tear to the um... 471 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,393 Well, it was a testicle tear. - Oh! 472 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,229 Well, you guys had a good run. 473 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,198 - It isn't the end of our marriage. 474 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,534 - Well, good for you, way to stick that out. 475 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,336 - Uh-huh. 476 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,739 - Anyway, you've obviously got your hands full, 477 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,674 But uh, I'm gonna leave you to it. 478 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,376 So if there's anything I can do, let me know. 479 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,314 - There is actually something. - Okay. 480 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,552 - I know how this is going to sound, but... 481 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,454 What would it take to let anne out of her contract? 482 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,090 And drop rat girl? It's not mine. 483 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,692 I stole it from a five-year-old, 484 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,560 I know, I'm not proud of it. - (laughs) 485 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,963 Drop rat girl, are you kidding? 486 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,298 I'm thinkin' of being her for Halloween. 487 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,834 And as for anne... 488 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,869 A contract's a contract. 489 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:09,440 - Sloane, please, could you do this for me? 490 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,376 - What is the end game here, honey? 491 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,579 Is it working with me? 'cause if it is, 492 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,146 Let me give you some advice. 493 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,115 Trying to work with your friends is like sticking 494 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,117 Your feet in two different boats. 495 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,653 You know how that ends, right? You ever seen a cartoon? 496 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,723 - Sure, it's like a middle splits situation. 497 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,591 - That's right. 498 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,860 Pick a boat, kate. 499 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,930 - (sighs) 500 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,599 (footsteps recede, car alarm beeps off) 501 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,200 (keys jingle) 502 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,404 (ella cries out) - yeah, yeah, I'm comin'. 503 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:44,609 ♪♪♪ 504 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,477 - (groans) 505 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,279 Oh, for god's sake. Ah! 506 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,048 Anne? Anne, are you in here? 507 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:59,023 ♪♪♪ 508 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,328 (sighs) 509 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,230 Guess it's time to pick a boat.