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‎查理？

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‎你在裡面嗎，親愛的？

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‎天啊，別舔任何東西，好嗎？

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‎寶貝，我要你說句話，好嗎？
‎這不是遊戲

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‎查理？

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‎查理，你在哪裡？
‎查理

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎蘿塔，別再看手機了，拜託

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‎蘿塔？

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‎天啊

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‎天啊，是梅寶

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‎姿勢，謝謝

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‎妳的頭髮用了媽咪的產品？

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‎我就知道

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‎安妮

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‎潔咪，親愛的，妳餓了嗎？
‎要吃點心嗎？

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‎-不要
‎-不要，好的

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‎有誰想分享最近的成就？

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‎喔，查理？

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‎-搞什麼鬼？
‎-前幾天我去買吃的

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‎我從家裡訂購
‎在APP上，但還是到了

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‎非常棒

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‎我本來以為你要講的是
‎另一方面的進步

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‎妳是指我扣子方面的進展
‎阿薇？

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‎拉鍊、子母扣
‎或是自己穿褲子呢？

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‎不，沒有進步可說
‎非常感謝

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‎但妳知道嗎？

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‎我媽說我不用學

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‎穿一件大T恤就夠了

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‎對吧，媽咪？

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‎媽媽

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‎我不想失禮
‎但那是什麼味道？

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‎別裝可愛了，愛莉莎

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‎妳知道查理把屎拉在褲子裡了

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‎是，但他不是只穿了T恤？

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‎在妳腿上嗎，凱特？

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‎-不，不在妳腿上吧，凱特？
‎-天啊

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‎妳孩子懂得扣褲子跟用廁所吧？

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‎凱特，妳可以幫他換嗎？

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‎-他真的很臭
‎-這…

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‎不可能是真的

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‎拜託，各位，別煩我媽

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‎媽，抱歉我是怪物，好嗎？
‎我是怪物，行嗎？

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‎怪物，好嗎？

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‎怪物，好嗎？

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‎怪物，好嗎？

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‎怪獸，凱怪獸
‎請到點心吧報到

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‎-喔
‎-凱怪獸

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‎-請到點心吧來
‎-好

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‎怪物

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‎凱怪物請到點心吧

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‎凱怪物
‎請到點心吧報到

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‎查理？

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‎不

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‎認真？

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‎嗨，小瑞

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‎可以開門開始接待了嗎？

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‎謝了，我盡快到

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‎不會吧

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‎該死

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‎公民逮捕

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‎-喔，走開
‎-你這混球

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‎妳瘋了嗎？

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‎在哪裡？我知道在你身上

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‎對，沒錯，尚，是嗎？

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‎提莫西，布魯斯，真的？

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‎索羅門，沒錯

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‎我生命中只有一個索羅門
‎而且他還包尿布

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‎我報警

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‎喂

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‎有公民逮捕部門？

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‎好的，我等

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‎快

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‎哈囉？

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‎該死，讓我思考

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‎呼吸，思考

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‎天啊，安妮？

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‎我就直說了
‎瑪雅是妳的新閨蜜嗎？

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‎什麼？我現在不能談這話題

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‎聽我說，我麻煩大了

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‎我搞丟查理

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‎-在上將大麻啤酒工廠…
‎-什麼？

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‎我被鎖在樓梯間…

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‎凱特？什麼？

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‎安妮？

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‎天啊

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‎該死

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‎慘了

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‎好了

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‎我是凱怪獸

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‎查理

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‎嗨，甜心

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‎感謝老天，你沒事

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‎我猜這小傢伙一直要找妳

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‎-喔
‎-天啊，妳頭沒事吧？

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‎是的，不，事實上很棒

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‎你餓了
‎所以你自己找點心吃

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‎他就直接走進來
‎拿起餅乾，付錢

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‎你都會？

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‎他似乎非常有自信
‎甚至自己去廁所

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‎他什麼？

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‎你有沒有壓著他
‎拉起褲子然後扣扣…

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‎-他很不會扣扣子，你…
‎-不，我沒有跟他進去

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‎我需要嗎？

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‎你會自己來了？

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‎你甚至知道怎麼說
‎“凱特霍斯塔”

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‎他並沒有說對妳的名字

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‎兄弟

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‎他可是超棒的

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‎絕對是，抱歉
‎是的，他很棒，很厲害

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‎他絕對是的

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‎抱歉困在電梯裡
‎超口渴的

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‎喔，各位

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‎看我找到誰了？

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‎-喔，嗨，小傢伙
‎-喔，感謝老天

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‎-妳怎麼了？
‎-喔，我沒事

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‎-老天
‎-我沒事的

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‎是，我只是…

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‎抱歉得這樣離開展示

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‎真是非常不專業

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‎我想我喝太多水了

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‎我聽得見我肚子

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‎你聽，跟水床聲音一樣

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‎我超喜歡水床

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‎像是漂向海中

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‎威廉，你感覺很輕鬆

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‎我不會想衝進車陣

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‎但這傢伙顯然很嗨

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‎不，聽著，先等等

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‎啤酒，通常沒這麼烈

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‎-好嗎？
‎-好，克雷格

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‎-聽著今天出了狀況
‎-那個…

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‎是啊，有幾批劑量過高

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‎什麼？

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‎我向你保證
‎沒有一桶離開廠區

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‎相信我
‎他們採取所有謹慎措施

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‎凱特？天啊，妳找到他了嗎？

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‎-喔，嗨，小兄弟
‎-安妮，妳怎麼會來？

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‎妳什麼意思？我來救妳

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‎-什麼…
‎-妳口氣像是在《奪魂鋸》裡

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‎老天，妳的頭？

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‎我知道，看起來很嚴重而已

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‎-天啊，是這鬼東西？
‎-什麼？

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‎妳是喝這鬼東西才弄得
‎頭破血流？愛麗絲差點

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‎被逮捕的是，妳還沒學到教訓？

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‎-誰是愛麗絲？
‎-我13歲女兒

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‎她跟她的白癡朋友喝了這個
‎毀了凱特的辦公室

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‎真的嗎？

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‎哇，等一下，什麼？

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‎好的

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‎安妮，我介紹妳認識克雷格
‎阿普雷斯的執行長

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‎還有，威廉，記者
‎正寫這產品的安全性

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‎慘了

154
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‎妳一定贊同我的看法

155
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‎這產品太危險了

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‎該被禁止

157
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‎那個…

158
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‎但只會讓產品更多人想要

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‎聽著，我是精神科醫師

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‎妳是嗎？

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‎我事實上正在寫這東西

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‎那麼專業領域之人怎麼想？

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‎這非常複雜

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‎應該視個個單一案例來討論

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‎就我的案例而言

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‎我的結論是
‎我女兒需要更多自由

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‎讓她開自己的火車

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‎什麼意思？

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‎好的，我想安妮的意思是

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‎就她自己方式

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‎大麻不會到處亂跑
‎對吧，安妮？

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‎-是的
‎-是的，大麻啤酒不會到處跑

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‎威廉，你能做的明智之舉
‎就是報導它

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‎如果你真的想保護大眾

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‎如果你想讓他們安全

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‎教育他們，授權他們

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‎妳這麼說很公平

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‎嘿

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‎過來，兄弟

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‎過來，老兄，我愛你

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‎幫妳清理一下吧
‎我車上有濕紙巾

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‎感謝老天

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‎你還好嘛，寶貝？

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‎我可以開車

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‎我不再說了

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‎妳可能有腦震盪

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‎我要告訴內森
‎每45分鐘叫醒妳一次

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‎-妳不需要
‎-不，我要跟他說

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‎妳的手是會不會掐住他脖子？

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‎抱歉，我沒這麼支持妳的決定

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‎但我想剛才也算是彌補了

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‎非常

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‎妳成為主角

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‎謝謝

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‎抱歉，我說的是妳的穿著

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‎整天在唱片行工作辛苦吧

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‎雖然你只是想穿
‎被禁止的涼爽外衣而已

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‎抱歉，我沒妳另一個
‎人母之友那樣酷

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‎妳指的是瑪雅？

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‎瑪雅不是我的閨蜜
‎妳這白癡，妳才是

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‎如果我失去妳
‎我真的會把內森跟兩個孩子

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‎丟在主題樂園裡餓死

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‎沒錯，天啊，我也是

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‎-我會說“再會，萊諾”
‎-“養活他們”

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‎-他們不會有事
‎-沒錯，所以有什麼問題？

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‎我們是好姐妹，親如血緣

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‎義結金蘭的好姐妹

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‎不是血親

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‎是啊

210
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‎血、口水、精液
‎都有，知道嗎？

211
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,645
‎-什麼？
‎-是啊

212
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,813
‎妳確定妳沒事？

213
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,982
‎-我們來發誓
‎-盟約

214
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,149
‎-好，彼此的盟約
‎-對

215
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,442
‎像是蘭斯洛特

216
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,528
‎卡美洛
‎那些留長頭髮的傢伙

217
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,654
‎《石中劍》那樣

218
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,572
‎貓頭鷹

219
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,031
‎-好
‎-好

220
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:34,949
‎-我來
‎-好

221
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,033
‎-好
‎-好

222
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:40,580
‎我，安妮卡爾森
‎發誓當妳一輩子的姐妹

223
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,207
‎-換妳
‎-好

224
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,125
‎好

225
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,835
‎我，安妮卡爾森…

226
00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,753
‎不，白癡，妳要說妳的名字

227
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,797
‎“我，安妮卡爾森，發誓…

228
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,090
‎-是
‎-當妳姐妹”

229
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,091
‎對

230
00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,844
‎我，卡爾安德森，是姐妹

231
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,972
‎好，妳腦震盪了
‎我們去醫院

232
00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,433
‎-我要睡了
‎-別睡，嘿

233
00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:01,517
‎-好痛
‎-醒醒

234
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,020
‎(卓越科技）

235
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:16,699
‎搞什麼鬼？

236
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:17,700
‎你負責的嗎？

237
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,411
‎我孩子對六種堅果過敏
‎你應該要知道

238
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,039
‎這地方並不是嬰兒友善環境
‎你知道嗎？

239
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,166
‎你知道這裡有多少東西
‎安佐會吞食

240
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,709
‎或是會刺傷自己嗎？

241
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,169
‎該死的珍妮

242
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,712
‎立刻過來

243
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,848
‎妳要告訴我為何我的辦公室
‎活像是排隊

244
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,391
‎等著《汪汪隊立大功》錄影？

245
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,310
‎邁肯寇迪派翠克

246
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:47,063
‎你承認你要參加
‎《汪汪隊立大功》錄影？

247
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,105
‎好，珍妮

248
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,440
‎妳想玩？

249
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,442
‎好，妳有什麼條件？

250
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,903
‎要不你轉身

251
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:57,239
‎打給你的高層要求個我同事

252
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,617
‎迫切需要的高品質托兒所如何？

253
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:04,080
‎要不妳上去清理把我辦公室

254
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,999
‎變成的屎尿尖叫寵物園如何？

255
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,876
‎或是妳要清理自己的桌子？

256
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,213
‎你威脅我是嗎？

257
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,341
‎因為應該是我威脅你吧

258
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,303
‎我可以公開你公司一直以來

259
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,305
‎巨大的薪資差異

260
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,640
‎要是這還不夠

261
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:26,644
‎我很樂意加上你提供
‎我和吉娜的封口費

262
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:30,314
‎還是我該告訴大家
‎你在公園裡叫一個母親為

263
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,274
‎“明顯放蕩但又沒有魅力”？

264
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,026
‎你在這裡的所為？

265
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,237
‎沒錯，違法又噁心

266
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,740
‎你只需要別再當個
‎性別歧視的混球

267
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,534
‎給我們一個托兒所

268
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,994
‎不然就面對大眾輿論

269
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,038
‎跟《汪汪隊立大功》

270
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,291
‎汪

271
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,253
‎沒錯

272
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,546
‎繼續走

273
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,133
‎我只是在走路

274
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,218
‎我告訴妳，他根本沒料到

275
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:02,179
‎我當面拿著看板打他…

276
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,226
‎對吧？當他以為已經很慘的時候

277
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,394
‎-我就
‎-制住他

278
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,398
‎朱莉柏，我是怎麼說
‎這樣偷看我們的？

279
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,650
‎會讓妳感覺活在《恐怖角》？

280
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,569
‎沒錯，回妳房間去

281
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,573
‎妳還拿回了我的玫瑰念珠

282
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,577
‎他現在被警察逮捕
‎正義緩慢的轉輪…

283
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,412
‎永遠慢慢拖

284
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,080
‎妳很厲害，法蘭琪

285
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,082
‎任何人都會這麼做

286
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,293
‎不，妳一直都…

287
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,963
‎索羅門有幸擁有的最佳父親

288
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,215
‎不，但真的…

289
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,512
‎我要妳當他另一個母親

290
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:47,016
‎我知道妳都有孩子了
‎這樣要求太過份

291
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,269
‎還有前妻跟一樁
‎可能成立的攻擊犯罪

292
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,606
‎我非常榮幸…

293
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,066
‎非常榮幸收養他

294
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,069
‎妳有我呢

295
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,071
‎我愛妳，愛妳

296
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,741
‎愛妳

297
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:10,456
‎聽著…

298
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,127
‎壞消息是我們的出版社退出了

299
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,880
‎妳寫了一本他們付了錢
‎卻完全不同的書

300
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,049
‎但我不需要還錢，對嗎？

301
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,717
‎妳絕對得還

302
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,344
‎我還不出那筆訂金

303
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,972
‎我丈夫沒工作
‎而《坎普探員》價值連城

304
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,725
‎《坎普探員》？我喜歡

305
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,018
‎從書裡來的靈感

306
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,812
‎但，聽著，妳搞砸妳書的交易

307
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,439
‎-完全搞砸
‎-慘了

308
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,652
‎但這是妳的書，安妮

309
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,654
‎我喜歡

310
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,198
‎我閨蜜喜歡
‎我白癡姊姊喜歡

311
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,827
‎我表姊孩子的司機喜歡

312
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,578
‎很美

313
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,456
‎令人心碎而且又讓人生氣

314
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,834
‎是青少年母親的寫照

315
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,001
‎對吧？

316
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,795
‎我們會賣這本書，安妮

317
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,549
‎好，去玩

318
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,388
‎如何，阿婊？

319
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,431
‎省省吧，混球

320
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,309
‎拜託

321
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,602
‎我做到妳的要求了

322
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,605
‎妳贏了，好嗎？
‎挺厲害的

323
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,691
‎不，真的

324
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,986
‎看著妳拿起妳真正在乎的事

325
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,780
‎然後從頭堅持到尾
‎大多數人都做不到

326
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:29,869
‎大部分的人不是欺騙
‎半數員工的反社會份子

327
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,453
‎就因為他們討厭媽咪

328
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,623
‎我不知道要說什麼

329
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:35,916
‎抱歉

330
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,169
‎說你是個有小婊子臉的小婊子

331
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,337
‎什麼？

332
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,756
‎說啊，不然找別張椅子

333
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,719
‎好

334
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,637
‎我是個小婊子

335
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,433
‎-有張小婊子臉
‎-小婊子臉

336
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,728
‎聽著

337
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,315
‎我還是喜歡我們工作外做的事情

338
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,234
‎我們一起做了什麼？

339
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,907
‎搞什麼？

340
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,242
‎抱歉

341
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,161
‎聽著，我只是以為妳可能…

342
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,210
‎主導的是我

343
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,629
‎顯然是的

344
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,136
‎好，這是T恤

345
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,846
‎我要你找到大洞

346
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,765
‎讓你的頭套進去

347
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642
‎像是用本能

348
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,353
‎我不會介入，雖然我很想

349
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:39,980
‎對

350
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:41,649
‎有點…

351
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,317
‎對

352
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,234
‎就是這個

353
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,611
‎是的，嗨

354
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,446
‎-這裡情況如何？
‎-慢得可怕

355
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,364
‎但他快會了

356
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,034
‎-哇，小兄弟，厲害
‎-鑽進去，對

357
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,078
‎太棒了

358
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,329
‎厲害，兄弟

359
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,830
‎你成功了

360
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:57,915
‎找到手臂的洞了嗎？

361
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,208
‎他可能找不到

362
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,544
‎如果他找不到
‎還有背心，對吧？

363
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,462
‎媽咪

364
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,506
‎-這我不太擔心
‎-我不能

365
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,176
‎我想我介入
‎處理一隻手臂就好

366
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,637
‎-妳不能介入
‎-我不能

367
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,057
‎可以怪到我的腦震盪上
‎然後我把T恤穿上？

368
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,642
‎我的病人好嗎？

369
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,978
‎喔，你是哪位？

370
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,730
‎我們要把妳升級成失憶嗎？

371
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,775
‎我可能得用堆高機
‎再撞妳一次

372
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,194
‎他事實上快成功了

373
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,946
‎你成功了

374
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:29,905
‎你成功了

375
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,199
‎-太棒了
‎-太棒了

376
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,701
‎-太棒了
‎-太棒了

377
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,828
‎-查理
‎-太棒了

378
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,413
‎天啊，你成功了

379
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,259
‎不

380
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,303
‎（火車站）

381
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,865
‎我不知道我們該怎麼辦

382
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,616
‎我有工作了

383
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,453
‎什麼？程式設計師？

384
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,413
‎應變計畫專家

385
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,707
‎感謝老天，你…

386
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,916
‎-等一下
‎-怎麼？

387
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,586
‎還有件小事

388
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,219
‎-嘿
‎-妳在幹嘛？

389
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,888
‎妳有什麼需要我來就好

390
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,390
‎不，放輕鬆
‎我要拿個東西給你

391
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:39,683
‎好

392
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,560
‎我欠你一個道歉

393
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,689
‎因為拿醃肉到房間裡嗎？

394
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,732
‎不是

395
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,108
‎因為取消我們的旅行

396
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,569
‎我知道這對你意義重大

397
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,280
‎我不只是想在山頂嘿咻而已

398
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,949
‎我知道你不想
‎你想要有種在一起的感覺

399
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,827
‎我不敢相信
‎經過這麼久，你還想要

400
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,663
‎我沒辦法告訴你
‎這對我有多重要

401
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,664
‎對不起，內森

402
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,667
‎我很抱歉雇用了李察
‎給了他我一半的薪水

403
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,960
‎我不要聽這些

404
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,504
‎好

405
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,297
‎何不吃義大利香腸就好？

406
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,133
‎-感覺很棒吧？
‎-是啊，但是…

407
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,052
‎那我們的…

408
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,929
‎問題呢？我是說…

409
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,848
‎送去海葬，維京式葬禮…

410
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,434
‎什麼，丟掉吧？

411
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,269
‎可以嗎？

412
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,480
‎我正在丟

413
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,649
‎我想丟

414
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:29,983
‎好

415
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,027
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

416
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,870
‎我得上個廁所

417
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,251
‎-會是誰？
‎-不知道，你去尿

418
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,252
‎我去開門

419
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,420
‎--請穿好褲子
‎-遵命

420
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,259
‎安妮？怎麼…
‎妳怎麼會來？

421
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,429
‎安妮？

422
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,227
‎所以…

423
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,523
‎-我…
‎-天啊，妳要死了

424
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,483
‎什麼？才不是，妳太誇張

425
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,486
‎妳才誇張，想是坐在…

426
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,446
‎茱蒂丹契對面，妳就不能…

427
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,364
‎我要搬家了

428
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,116
‎什麼？

429
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,034
‎萊諾找到工作
‎我們要搬家…

430
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,745
‎搬到卡加利

431
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,206
‎不，妳不能搬去卡加利
‎這太瞎

432
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,958
‎我拒絕妳這消息

433
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,085
‎拜託別讓我更為難

434
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,754
‎把我們伴侶跟孩子
‎丟在主題樂園這事呢？

435
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,715
‎點根火柴，往我們後面一丟？

436
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,466
‎沒人說要燒死他們

437
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,593
‎我生氣

438
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,431
‎我以為我比萊諾還重要

439
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,811
‎我知道妳不能說〝是”
‎但妳如果眨個眼…

440
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,108
‎我們不能只靠我的工作住在這裡

441
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,109
‎是的

442
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,820
‎還有愛麗絲真的很悲慘

443
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:57,946
‎是

444
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,783
‎我只是不知道我在幹嘛

445
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,787
‎我讓她失望好多次
‎我想我又讓她失望了

446
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,372
‎妳才沒有

447
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,874
‎聽我說

448
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,334
‎妳才沒有

449
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,835
‎妳是個了不起的媽媽

450
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,837
‎妳總是把她擺第一位

451
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,259
‎但我還是不願妳走
‎但妳做得很對

452
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,389
‎我們會想出辦法

453
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,768
‎-我愛妳
‎-我愛妳

454
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,050
‎會沒事的

455
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,761
‎對吧？

456
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,346
‎是啊

457
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,947
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