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‎查理

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‎你在吗？宝贝

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‎哦 天啊 不要舔任何东西 好吗？

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‎宝贝 你说点什么 好吗？这不是游戏

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‎查理

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‎查理 你在哪里？

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‎Netflix 原创剧集

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‎罗达 你看太多手机了

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‎罗达？

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‎哦 天啊

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‎哦 天啊 那是美宝

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‎注意坐姿 谢谢

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‎你用了妈妈的护发产品？

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‎我就知道

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‎安妮

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‎杰米 你饿吗？要不要点心？

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‎-不要
‎-好吧

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‎有人愿意分享最新的成就吗？

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‎哦 查理

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‎-我的妈呀
‎-前几天我去买菜

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‎在家里用应用程序订购
‎但还是买到了

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‎太好了

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‎我其实是希望听到你在
‎另一个方面的进展

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‎你是指系纽扣 薇儿？

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‎还是拉链或者钦纽
‎或者是我自己穿裤子？

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‎没有 没有什么进展 谢谢！

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‎你知道吗？

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‎我妈妈说我不用学

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‎只要穿上超大的汗衫就行

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‎妈妈 是吗？

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‎妈妈

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‎我无意冒犯 不过这是什么味道？

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‎艾丽西亚 别装了

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‎你知道查理大便了

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‎但他不是只穿了汗衫吗？

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‎凯特 拉在你腿上了？

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‎-不会吧 凯特 没有拉在你腿上吧？
‎-哦 天啊

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‎你孩子知道如何系裤子纽扣
‎怎么上厕所吧？

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‎凯特 麻烦你替他换一下

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‎-他太难闻了
‎-这…

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‎不可能发生的

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‎拜托了各位 别针对我妈妈

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‎我是怪物 行了吗？

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‎怪物！行吗？

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‎蒙斯特！凯！

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‎蒙斯特！凯！

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‎请凯蒙斯特和小吃部联系

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‎-哦
‎-凯蒙斯特

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‎-请和小吃部联系
‎-好了

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‎蒙斯特

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‎请凯蒙斯特和小吃部联系

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‎凯蒙斯特 请和小吃部联系

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‎查理？

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‎不要

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‎不会吧

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‎喂 雷格

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‎你可以开门 然后先开始吗？

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‎谢谢 我尽快赶来

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‎不会吧

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‎该死的！

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‎公民逮捕

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‎-哦！住手！
‎-你这个混蛋！

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‎你疯了？

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‎在哪儿？我知道在这里

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‎好啊 肖恩 嗯？

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‎提摩太 布鲁斯 不会吧？

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‎所罗门 哦 好啊

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‎我生命中只有一个所罗门
‎他拉屎拉在裤子上

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‎我要打电话报警

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‎喂

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‎你们有没有公民逮捕部门？

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‎好的 我等着

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‎快点

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‎喂？

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‎该死 让我想想

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‎呼吸 思考

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‎哦 天啊 安妮吗？

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‎我正想找你直说
‎是不是玛雅现在成了最好的朋友？

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‎什么？我现在不能谈这个

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‎听我说 我有麻烦

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‎我把查理弄丢了

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‎-在上将公司的大麻啤酒厂…
‎-什么？

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‎我被锁在楼梯间…

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‎凯特？你说什么？

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‎安妮

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‎哦 天啊

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‎该死

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‎妈的

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‎好了

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‎我就是凯蒙斯特

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‎查理

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‎喂 小宝贝

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‎谢天谢地 你没事

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‎我想他要找的人是你了

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‎-哦
‎-哦 天啊 你的头没事吗？

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‎没事 事实上 我的头好极了

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‎你饿了 所以你自己来找东西吃

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‎他走到这里 选了一块饼干 付了钱

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‎你知道怎么做？

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‎他看起来很能干 还自己去了洗手间

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‎什么？

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‎你有没有需要给他压力
‎让他自己拉裤子 扣纽扣

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‎-他弄不来纽扣
‎-没有 我没跟他进去

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‎我需要那样做吗？

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‎你自己知道怎么做 嗯？

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‎你还知道说 “凯特福斯特”

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‎他没把你名字完全说对

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‎喂 伙计

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‎他现在不折不扣达到了人生最高成就

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‎是的 抱歉 他太棒了

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‎真他妈太厉害了

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‎抱歉 电梯刚才不灵 好渴啊

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‎你们好

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‎看我找到谁了？

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‎-哦 小家伙
‎-谢天谢地

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‎-你怎么了？
‎-哦 我没事

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‎-天啊
‎-我没事

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‎我刚才…

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‎真抱歉我就这样走了 没和你们参观

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‎不是我平时的专业作风

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‎哦 我喝了太多的水

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‎我能清楚听到我肚子里的水声

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‎你听 像水床

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‎哦 我一直很喜欢水床

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‎就像你在漂流出海一样

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‎威廉 你看起来很放松

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‎我没觉得自己会撞车

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‎不过这个人明显很嗨

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‎听我说

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‎啤酒通常不这么厉害

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‎-哦
‎-克雷格

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‎-听我说 今天乱了套
‎-嗯…

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‎有几批酒的剂量过了

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‎什么？

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‎我可以向你保证 没有酒出这个楼

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‎相信我
‎他们正在采取一切可能的预防措施

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‎凯特？哦 天啊 你找到他了？

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‎-哦 小家伙
‎-安妮 你来这里干什么？

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‎你怎么这样问？我是来救你的

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‎-什…
‎-你听起来像是在《电锯惊魂》里

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‎你的头怎么了？

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‎其实没看起来这么糟

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‎-哦 天啊 就是这个鬼东西？
‎-什么？

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‎你就是喝了这个把脸弄坏了？
‎你还没吸取教训吗？

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‎爱丽丝差点为此被抓了

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‎-爱丽丝是谁？
‎-我13岁的女儿

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‎她和她的白痴朋友喝了这些东西
‎还毁了凯特的办公室

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‎是真的？

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‎等一下 什么？

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‎行了

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‎安妮 我跟你介绍一下克雷格
‎阿普雷斯的首席执行官

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‎记者威廉 是来报道本产品的安全性

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‎糟糕

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‎你们所有人一定赞同我的说法

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‎这个产品太危险了

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‎应被禁止

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‎嗯

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‎但是这样只会让人们更想要

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‎听我说 我是精神科医生

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‎是吗？

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‎我现在正在写与此相关的内容

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‎你们这些专家们怎么想？

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‎这是一个非常复杂的情况

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‎应该具体情况具体对待

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‎在我这里

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‎我得出的结论是
‎我女儿需要更多自由

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‎让她自己跑火车

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‎什么？

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‎安妮的意思是

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‎依她自己的方式

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‎大麻不会起什么作用 是吗？ 安妮

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‎-没错
‎-大麻啤酒也不会起什么作用

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‎所以 威廉 最聪明的做法是
‎就此写些东西

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‎如果你真的想保护公众

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‎确保他们的安全

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‎那就教育他们 给他们力量

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‎你说得有一定道理

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‎嗨

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‎来 伙计

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‎来 我爱你

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‎你得清理一下 我车上有湿纸巾

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‎哦 谢天谢地

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‎小家伙 你还好吗？

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‎我可以自己开的

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‎我不想再重复了

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‎你可能有脑震荡

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‎我要和内森说 每45分钟叫醒你一次

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‎-你不用这么做
‎-不 我要和他说

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‎说的时候掐着他的脖子还是不掐？

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‎不好意思 我没有很支持你的决定

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‎不过 我觉得刚才在里面
‎我已经补偿了

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‎补偿很多了

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‎你大出风头

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‎谢谢

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‎我在说你的打扮

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‎就为了穿一下这身酷行头

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‎结果却在唱片店干了一天
‎为难你了吧？

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‎我不像你其他的妈妈朋友那么酷

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‎你是说玛雅？

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‎玛雅不是我最好的朋友 白痴 你才是

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‎如果要失去你的话
‎我宁可把内森扔在公园里

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‎和小孩们一起饿肚子

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‎是的！我也一样

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‎-“莱昂内尔 再见”
‎-“把孩子们带好”

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‎-他们会没事的
‎-对啊 所以我们有什么问题呢？

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‎我们是姐妹 血脉相连的姐妹

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‎血脉相连的亲姐妹

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‎不是亲的

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‎是

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‎血、口水、精液 都算

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‎-嗯？
‎-算的

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‎你确定没事吗？

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‎-我们来发誓
‎-契约！

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‎-是的 相互立约
‎-好啊

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‎就像兰斯洛特

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‎卡米洛特 那些长头发家伙

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‎像《石中剑》里那样

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‎猫头鹰

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‎-好啊
‎-来吧

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‎-我来说
‎-好的

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‎-好吧
‎-好

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‎我 安妮卡尔森承诺做你一生的姐妹

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‎-你来
‎-好的

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‎来吧

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‎我 安妮卡尔森…

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‎不是的 白痴 你要说自己的名字

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‎“我 安妮卡尔森 承诺…

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‎-是
‎-…做你的姐妹”

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‎知道

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‎我 卡尔·安德森是你姐妹

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‎好吧 你脑震荡了 我们要去医院

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‎-我睡会儿
‎-不要睡 喂！

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‎-哎哟！
‎-醒醒

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‎（卓越科技）

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‎怎么回事？

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‎你是管事的吗？

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‎你需要知道
‎我的孩子对六种不同的坚果过敏

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‎这个地方对婴儿来说不安全

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‎你知道这里有多少东西
‎恩佐可能会吞下

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‎或戳到自己

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‎该死的珍妮

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‎过来 快

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‎我的办公室为什么看起来像

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‎《狗狗巡逻队》现场秀的阵容？

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‎马尔科姆·库迪·帕特里克

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‎你承认你去过
‎《狗狗巡逻队》现场秀？

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‎好吧 珍妮

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‎你想玩？

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‎好吧 你开条件吧

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‎不如你转身出去

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‎打电话给你的高层
‎要求提供优质的日托服务

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‎现在我的同事们非常需要

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‎不如你自己上去收拾我的办公室

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‎现在它被你弄得乱七八糟 尖叫一片
‎像个动物园

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‎否则 你就收拾东西走人

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‎你在威胁我？

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‎让我来威胁你吧

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‎我可以向公众公布你公司

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‎有严重的工资差异问题

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‎如果还不够

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‎我也很乐意再加上
‎你给吉娜和我封口费这事儿

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‎或者我该告诉大家
‎你在公园里说一个妈妈

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‎“是同性恋 但一点儿都不性感”

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‎你做的这一切

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‎不合法 也很令人作呕

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‎不要再做卑鄙的性别歧视者

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‎现在就为我们提供日托

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‎不然就面对公众审查

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‎还有狗狗巡逻队

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‎汪汪

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‎这就对了

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‎继续向前走

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‎我正在路上走

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‎我跟你说 他根本没看见我来

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‎我用那个有我头像的牌子砸他

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‎就在他以为事情不会更糟的时候

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‎-我就…
‎-制服了他

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‎朱尼珀 我跟你说过
‎你这样悄悄进来让我是什么感觉

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‎让你感觉就像你住在《恐怖角》？

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‎没错 回你房间去

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‎你把我的念珠拿回来了

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‎他现在被警察抓住了

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‎正义慢慢地会到来

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‎法兰奇 你太棒了

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‎换了谁都会这么做

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‎不是的 你就是…

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‎所罗门能得到的最好的父亲

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‎真的

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‎我想让你成为他的另一个妈妈

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‎我知道这要求或许很过分
‎因为你已经有个孩子

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‎有一个前妻
‎很有可能还会被卷入这个袭击案

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‎领养他

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‎是我的荣幸

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‎我还有你

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‎我爱你

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‎爱你

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‎听我说…

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‎坏消息是我们的出版商决定退出

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‎你写的书和他们付钱买的根本不一样

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‎但我不用把钱退回去吧？

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‎哦 当然要退

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‎我没法把预付款还给他们

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‎我丈夫丢了工作 侦探营是巨大财富

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‎侦探营？我喜欢

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‎书籍给你力量

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‎但你把出书的交易搞砸了

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‎-完全搞砸了
‎-糟糕

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‎但这是你的书 安妮

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‎我很喜欢

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‎我朋友很喜欢 我的白痴姐姐很喜欢

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‎我表弟的孩子的校车司机很喜欢

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‎它太美了

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‎令人心碎 令人愤怒

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‎所有青少年母亲遭遇的一切

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‎真的？

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‎我们会把这本书卖出去 安妮

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‎好了 去玩吧

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‎你好吗 贱货？

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‎你省省吧 垃圾

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‎别这样！

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‎我满足了你的要求

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‎你赢了 行了吧？很厉害

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‎我说真的

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‎看着你选择了自己最在意的事

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‎然后坚持完成了 大部分人没这本事

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‎大部分人都不是变态
‎不会因为恨自己的妈妈

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‎就对自己的下属不公

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‎我不知道说什么了

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‎抱歉

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‎说你是长着一脸贱相的贱人

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‎什么？

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‎说 不然就找别的地方坐

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‎好吧

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‎我是长着

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‎-一脸贱相的贱人
‎-贱相的贱人

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‎听我说

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‎我仍然想继续工作之外
‎我们一起做的事

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‎我们一起做什么？

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‎你他妈干嘛？

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‎对不起

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‎我以为你可能…

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‎我说了算

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‎当然

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‎这是一件汗衫

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‎我要你找到大的洞

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‎让你的头进去

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‎只要跟着你的感觉

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‎虽然我很想 但我不会帮你

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‎是的

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‎就是…

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‎是的

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‎就是这个

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‎是的 喂

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‎-进展如何？
‎-缓慢而可怕

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‎不过 他快了

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‎-哇 小家伙 你真棒！
‎-钻进去 太好了

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‎太好了

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‎干得好 小家伙

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‎太好了 你做到了

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‎你找到袖笼了吗？

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‎可能没有

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‎如果不行 反正可以穿背心的 是吗？

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‎妈咪

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‎-我不担心
‎-我不行

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‎我觉得我可以就帮他搞定这一个袖子

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‎-你不能帮他
‎-我不行

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‎你就怪罪于我的脑震荡好了
‎让我帮他把衣服穿好

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‎我的病人怎么样了？

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‎哦 你是谁？

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‎需要把你升级为失忆症吗？

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‎那我得要用叉车再撞一下你的脑袋

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‎他能做到

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‎你做到了！

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‎你做到了 宝贝

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‎-太好了
‎-太好了

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‎-耶
‎-太好了

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‎-查理！
‎-太棒了

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‎我的天啊 你做到了

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‎不要

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‎（火车站）

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‎我不知道我们该怎么办

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‎我找到工作了

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‎什么？编码员？

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‎应急预案员

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‎哦 谢天谢地

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‎-等一下
‎-怎么了？

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‎有一件小事

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‎-嗨
‎-你这是干什么？

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‎你要什么我可以替你拿

390
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‎放松 我想送给你一样东西

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‎好啊

392
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‎我欠你一个道歉

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‎为把腌肉带进卧室道歉？

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‎不

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00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,108
‎为取消我们的旅行道歉

396
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‎我知道这对你来说意味着什么

397
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‎我不是只想要在山顶做爱

398
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‎我知道 你想让我们心灵相通

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‎我真不敢相信发生了这么多事后
‎你仍然这样想

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‎我无法表达这件事对我有多重要

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‎对不起 内森

402
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‎抱歉我雇佣理查德
‎给了他我一半的薪水

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‎我不想听这个

404
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‎好吧

405
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‎我们就只吃萨拉米吧

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‎-感觉很好 是吧？
‎-是啊 可是…

407
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,052
‎那我们之间的…

408
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‎问题呢？

409
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‎将它们送出海<i>‎ </i>‎维京葬礼那样

410
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‎什么？就是忘记它们？

411
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‎可以吗？

412
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‎我反正在这么做

413
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‎我也要这样做

414
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‎好啊

415
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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎我要小便

417
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‎-会是谁？
‎-我不知道 你去小便吧

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‎我去开门

419
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‎-把裤子穿起来
‎-是 先生

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‎安妮？你…在这儿干什么？

421
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‎安妮？

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00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,227
‎嗯…

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00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,523
‎-我…
‎-哦 天啊 你要死了

424
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,483
‎什么？不 这么夸张干嘛

425
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‎你才夸张呢 坐在对面

426
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,446
‎像朱迪·丹奇 你能不能…

427
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,364
‎我要搬家了

428
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‎什么？

429
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‎莱昂内尔找到工作了 我们要…

430
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‎搬到卡尔加里

431
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,206
‎不 你不能搬去卡尔加里 太疯狂了

432
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‎我不接受你的消息

433
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‎别让我为难

434
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‎不是说好
‎把我们的先生和孩子们扔在公园里？

435
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‎划一根火柴 往后一扔？

436
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‎没说过要烧了他们

437
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‎好吧 我很难过

438
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,431
‎我以为我比莱昂内尔要紧

439
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,811
‎我知道你不能说“是”
‎但可以眨下眼什么的

440
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,108
‎我们不能只靠我的工作在这里生活

441
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,109
‎明白

442
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,820
‎爱丽丝的生活也很糟

443
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:57,946
‎知道

444
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,783
‎我只是不知道我在做什么

445
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,787
‎我已经让她失望很多次了
‎我想这次又是的

446
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,372
‎你没有

447
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,874
‎听我说

448
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,334
‎你没有让她失望

449
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,835
‎你是一个了不起的妈妈

450
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,837
‎你把她放在第一位

451
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,259
‎我不喜欢你要搬走
‎但是你在做正确的事

452
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,389
‎我们会有办法的

453
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,768
‎-我爱你
‎-我爱你

454
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,050
‎一切都会好起来的

455
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,761
‎对吧？

456
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,346
‎是啊

457
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,947
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