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‎嗨，準備要走了嗎？

2
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‎妳的臉上是什麼？

3
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‎妝

4
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‎-蠢嗎？
‎-有點

5
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‎愛麗絲，我大老遠跑來
‎載妳去派對

6
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‎隨便，我不想去了

7
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‎什麼？怎麼回事？

8
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‎沒事，我只是不想去了，好嗎？

9
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‎嘿

10
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‎-怎樣？
‎-別怎樣我

11
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‎-夠了，手機給我
‎-不要

12
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‎妳為何不直接告訴我怎麼回事？

13
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‎妳為何不想去派對了？

14
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‎他們都說我是蕩婦

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‎妳說什麼？

16
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‎好了，愛麗絲，妳得去派對
‎因為有力量的是妳

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‎有力量最棒的地方
‎在於妳才是主導之人

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‎能做選擇

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‎是的，沒錯

20
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‎就像現在我選擇不評論

21
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‎妳媽的妝有多瞎

22
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‎妳剛已經選擇說了

23
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‎妳今早去參加《魔女遊戲》試鏡？

24
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‎拜託，妳覺得很酷吧

25
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‎-先專心在愛麗絲的事上頭吧
‎-好

26
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‎好的

27
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‎妳想要這事件結束？
‎妳得改變話題

28
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‎現在把手機給我

29
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‎為什麼？

30
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‎因為我們要看完
‎所有下流的訊息

31
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‎由妳來叫他們閉嘴

32
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‎這是對妳好

33
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‎好，第一則

34
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‎妳真的讓史蒂芬
‎在妳屁屁撒尿？

35
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‎-好噁心
‎-搞什麼鬼？

36
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‎好…這真噁心
‎妳對這則想說什麼？

37
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‎沒人在我屁屁撒尿

38
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‎顯然是啊

39
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‎但妳得換個說詞

40
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‎以其人之道，還治其人之身

41
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‎好

42
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‎“也許你才是馬桶
‎因為你滿口胡言（屎）”

43
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‎-很好
‎-這不錯

44
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‎不痛不癢，但至少是個開始

45
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‎-讓我試試
‎-好

46
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‎好，克莉絲蒂說

47
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‎“我表姊跟我說
‎如果妳幫男生打手槍

48
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‎奶子會變大
‎所以妳幫史蒂芬打手槍嗎？”

49
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‎這簡直胡說八道

50
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‎喔，那小子是奶子精靈嗎？

51
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‎妳摸一摸，就能蹦出兩大筒？

52
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‎太荒謬，蠢斃了

53
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‎好，妳怎麼說？

54
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‎我並沒有這麼做

55
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‎但是…“如果可以讓奶子變大

56
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‎克莉絲蒂大概就有雙D罩杯”

57
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‎是阿，因為克莉絲蒂
‎四處幫男生…

58
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‎好，意思已經在裡面了
‎給我

59
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‎史蒂芬寫“也許妳今晚來
‎我們可以…

60
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‎可以再嘿咻一次”

61
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‎不

62
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‎“不，因為我們從沒嘿咻過

63
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‎抱歉，如果你以為嘿咻等於
‎跟女孩親親，你還是個小屁孩”

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‎-好，她準備好了
‎-太好了

65
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‎-帶這女孩去派對吧
‎-來吧，寶貝

66
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‎妳行的

67
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‎好，她行的，我們走吧

68
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‎是，如果她不行
‎我包包裡有防狼噴霧

69
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‎-妳剛說什麼？
‎-嘿，就是他

70
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‎啾啾，愛麗絲

71
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‎拜託，你根本沒這個膽上這火車

72
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‎-太帥了
‎-羞辱他

73
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‎你洗衣機因為你媽

74
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‎洗那些所骯髒卡其褲
‎懷孕了嗎？

75
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‎-老天
‎-去妳的

76
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‎這他娘的天殺…

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‎安妮，嘿

78
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‎-搞什麼？
‎-也許我們該走了，走吧

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‎-走
‎-好

80
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‎你好棒，小兄弟

81
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‎繼續，給媽咪看看

82
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‎-好，只要…
‎-很好

83
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‎你行的，查理，專心

84
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‎-你把這邊翻到左邊…
‎-凱特，別幫他

85
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‎好，抱歉

86
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‎這週末他都自己來

87
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‎對，趁我在紐約的時候

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‎是的，是妳在紐約的時候

89
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‎內森，厲害

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‎真驚喜，你在扣扣子上如此進步

91
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‎而我卻是竭盡全力留下真空…

92
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‎凱特，診療師說
‎妳得讓他獨立自己處理

93
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‎拜託，我就幫他一次
‎又不會讓他變成

94
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‎無家可歸沒穿褲子
‎只包著尿褲的三十歲流浪漢

95
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‎-來吧，查理，穿褲子
‎-喔

96
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‎-好嗎？
‎-妳瞧，現在

97
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‎妳正在告訴他他無能

98
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‎不，我在告訴他我趕時間
‎時間管理，也是一項技能

99
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‎晚一點再扣扣子，好嗎，寶貝？

100
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‎他只是需要妳相信他

101
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‎我需要他上車

102
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‎否則就趕不上巴士了

103
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‎然後查理就沒辦法去採草莓了

104
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‎現在妳會擔心錯過事情了

105
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‎錯過我們的旅行
‎妳好像沒這麼擔心

106
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‎我的老天

107
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‎不是我該負責把
‎維持關係褲子穿好

108
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‎婚姻鞋帶繫好

109
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‎拉上拉鍊…

110
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‎這種比喻聽了就累

111
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‎你才令人疲憊，帶艾拉去
‎托兒所，換你了，我要出門了

112
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‎-沒事，小子，走吧
‎-再見，小兄弟，我愛你

113
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‎我知道爸爸真的挺折騰人
‎什麼事都要搶功勞

114
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‎天啊

115
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‎老天，如果我幫你什麼…

116
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‎嗨，蘿絲

117
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‎克雷格在線上
‎現在幫妳轉過去

118
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‎謝謝

119
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‎-克雷格，你好嗎？
‎-我好嗎？

120
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‎凱特，妳沒看到新聞？

121
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‎沒有，扣子的事情
‎讓我忙到不可開交

122
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‎什麼？
‎凱特，高中籃球選手

123
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‎喝了六罐阿普雷斯
‎然後出車禍

124
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‎天啊

125
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‎他死了嗎？

126
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‎不，但他會喝這麼多
‎因為他想贏

127
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‎就像他最愛的選手
‎克里斯高梅茲

128
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‎要命了

129
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‎別擔心，中午前新聞就下檔了

130
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‎凱特，我不能冒這個險

131
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‎衛生督察員整個找上我

132
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‎他們認為我們產生公共危害
‎如果讓我們下架

133
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‎妳就收拾回家吃自己
‎我得回去教熱瑜珈

134
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‎我們得避開這件事

135
00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,034
‎好…

136
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‎帶媒體參觀你的廠呢？

137
00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,416
‎讓大家知道阿普雷斯
‎是個安全道德的產品，事實也是

138
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‎讓大家知道上將是一家

139
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‎教育大眾大麻啤酒的公司

140
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‎好，我什麼都願意嘗試

141
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‎很好，但…

142
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‎別上五樓

143
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‎好，太好了

144
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‎我來設法，然後盡快趕過去

145
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‎好的

146
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‎好了

147
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‎嗨

148
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‎讓你上巴士吧

149
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‎這裡，過來這裡

150
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‎不

151
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‎嘿，還有一個孩子
‎還有一個

152
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‎我要你待在這裡，好嗎？
‎先站在這裡一下

153
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‎錯過天殺的…

154
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‎喔，靠

155
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‎（新月接送區）

156
00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,341
‎對不起，抱歉，來吧

157
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,300
‎好嗎？

158
00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,137
‎你要跟媽咪去上班，好嗎？

159
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,847
‎會是個有趣的媽咪上班日

160
00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,433
‎-好
‎-好，去滅火吧

161
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‎太棒了

162
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‎混…

163
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‎嗨，抱歉我剛抓狂了
‎好嗎，寶貝？

164
00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,359
‎但成天曬大太陽，你不會喜歡

165
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‎你在我身邊比較好

166
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‎內森霍斯塔，請留言

167
00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,281
‎嗨，內森，猜怎麼著？

168
00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:31,492
‎我們錯過巴士
‎查理這下子整天要看著媽咪了

169
00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,704
‎我待會再回撥吼你

170
00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:35,997
‎嗨，蘿絲

171
00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,374
‎戴娜布朗在線上
‎現在轉過去

172
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‎感謝老天

173
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,418
‎戴娜？

174
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‎嗨，凱特，妳好嗎？

175
00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,506
‎很好，我知道這很臨時
‎但我有個很精彩的報導

176
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‎剛好妳最後合法化的臨門一腳

177
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‎好，我很感興趣

178
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‎醫生說他長大就好了

179
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‎喔…

180
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‎好可愛

181
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,023
‎嗨，抱歉，我遲到了

182
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‎沒事

183
00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,526
‎這位是我伴侶，法蘭琪康爾

184
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‎嗨

185
00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,196
‎嗨，我到了

186
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‎我準備好當那小傢伙
‎大學基金的簽署人

187
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‎太好了，我們只需要妳
‎簽這裡跟這裡

188
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‎這樣妳跟比昂卡
‎就享有同等權利

189
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‎好

190
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‎好

191
00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,712
‎帳戶總額是…

192
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:26,839
‎一塊錢

193
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‎什麼？

194
00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,093
‎剩下的呢？

195
00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:38,017
‎看來是一位叫
‎索羅門肯尼的人提了一萬元

196
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,687
‎不可能
‎因為他就是索羅門肯尼

197
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,023
‎那是個寶寶

198
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‎是，我們知道

199
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‎寶寶不能提款

200
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‎你們覺得是誰提的？

201
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‎尚

202
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‎尚，你在裡面嗎？
‎我們得談談

203
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,043
‎喔，尚在嗎？

204
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,419
‎不在

205
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,631
‎-妳確定地址對嗎？
‎-這是表格上的住址

206
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,092
‎-我上週載他到這下車
‎-怎麼回事？

207
00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,052
‎我們在找位帥哥

208
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,388
‎偷錢而且免費捐贈精子

209
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:17,807
‎-不，等一下
‎-哇，不

210
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:18,808
‎我們沒瘋

211
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,187
‎這是我兒子的父親

212
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,647
‎妳見過他嗎？

213
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,067
‎是，那傢伙有時候來整理庭院

214
00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,569
‎但他不住在這裡

215
00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,696
‎好，那他住哪裡？

216
00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,407
‎-妳為何問我？那是她丈夫
‎-他不是

217
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,617
‎這真是非常冒昧地…

218
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,077
‎（阿普雷斯）

219
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,204
‎好，不可以，查理
‎快點，查理

220
00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:44,125
‎好的，記住，寶貝
‎你得安靜

221
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,586
‎因為這是媽咪的客戶
‎我們不…

222
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,589
‎-搞什…？
‎-又來了

223
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,090
‎凱特，妳來了，感謝老天

224
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,800
‎非常感謝妳如此迅速安排

225
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,010
‎這裡怎麼回事？

226
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,221
‎-喔，簡直是一團亂
‎-查理，乖

227
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,557
‎控制自動系統的伺服器

228
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,434
‎用來控制傳送帶這些

229
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,768
‎出了一點小差錯

230
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,521
‎-一點？
‎-我們得不斷重新開機

231
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:10,234
‎但別擔心，我們有保險裝置
‎辛希亞在此做所有測試

232
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,819
‎給她…很好

233
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,738
‎隨時回報最新狀況
‎好嗎，小辛？

234
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:14,739
‎謝謝

235
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,783
‎這是怎麼回事？

236
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,328
‎是的，這位是查理
‎我兒子

237
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,621
‎抱歉，我得帶他來

238
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,581
‎-查理，站起來
‎-凱特，妳知道這裡不…

239
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,792
‎原來，好的
‎不，我懂妳的用意

240
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,420
‎阿普雷斯連兒童也安全

241
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,255
‎這很棒

242
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,799
‎-但先提醒妳，不安全
‎-是的，我知道

243
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,759
‎好的

244
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:36,927
‎嗨，小傢伙

245
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,890
‎這你拿著，去買開心的東西

246
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,852
‎或那邊有的點心吧
‎你喜歡餅乾嗎？

247
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:46,646
‎好的，所以…

248
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,482
‎-參觀時間要改嗎？
‎-不用

249
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,566
‎我們需要，好嗎？

250
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,651
‎好

251
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,194
‎妳認識這名記者？

252
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,029
‎是的，別擔心，好嗎？

253
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:58,074
‎我寸步不離跟在戴娜身邊
‎介紹全部…

254
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,033
‎妳指的是威廉

255
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,494
‎嗨，我是威廉克羅斯
‎戴娜派我來

256
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,578
‎是嗎？

257
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,414
‎是的，她覺得報導此事有違道德

258
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,667
‎因為妳們兩個非常好

259
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,043
‎我們沒那麼好

260
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,128
‎我保證我非常開放

261
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,506
‎好，你試過大麻酚嗎？

262
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,965
‎沒有，那是入門藥

263
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,594
‎也許是啟蒙入門

264
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:25,184
‎你看到克里斯高梅茲
‎夢幻籃球隊球員，而且超愛…

265
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,812
‎讓那小子出車禍的大麻酒

266
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,230
‎聽說這位是他的偶像

267
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,691
‎阿普雷斯不能負責此事

268
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,526
‎真的？
‎報導說他體內

269
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,653
‎含量比六罐阿普雷斯還高上許多

270
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,155
‎那他肯定注射額外的劑量

271
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,033
‎沒錯，因為上將在用量上頭

272
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,243
‎特別仔細

273
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,995
‎克雷格今天能夠
‎讓你看看這怎麼做到的

274
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,664
‎-對嗎，克雷格？
‎-當然

275
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,748
‎是，這邊請

276
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,291
‎-給你的
‎-謝謝

277
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,336
‎-出發
‎-談談大麻酚吧

278
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,049
‎包包不錯嘛，珍妮

279
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,676
‎感覺挺貴的

280
00:11:58,759 --> 00:11:59,927
‎謝謝

281
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,637
‎是啊，新的包包

282
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:02,888
‎是嗎？

283
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,640
‎花掉的妳的尊嚴嗎？

284
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,434
‎還是伊恩的薪水？

285
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,643
‎你們在說什麼？

286
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,858
‎我們相信妳會罩我們
‎結果妳只是罩妳自己

287
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,152
‎妳哪兒弄來的？

288
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,821
‎跟妳拿到的地方一樣
‎我在會計部門工作，妳白癡

289
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,991
‎好，那妳也知道吉娜也加薪了

290
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,119
‎事實上，我沒有，珍妮
‎因為這顯然是封口費

291
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,787
‎不，不是的

292
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,330
‎是的，就是

293
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,331
‎出賣

294
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,332
‎是啊

295
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,126
‎還大張旗鼓地
‎說什麼薪資平衡

296
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,545
‎專屬時間根本是假的

297
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,673
‎你幹嘛在乎，蓋瑞？

298
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,968
‎這是女權運動
‎你甚至不在其中

299
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,846
‎也許重點就在這裡，好嗎？

300
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,892
‎專屬時間裡沒有我
‎我想見到我反映在…

301
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,643
‎你不是得到杏仁牛奶了嗎？

302
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,645
‎牛奶白的，帶有碎杏仁

303
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,314
‎在我看來已經反映了

304
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,024
‎我的堅果沒有碎

305
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,318
‎好，妳知道嗎？
‎我不要可以被收買的領導

306
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,695
‎吉娜，妳該帶頭

307
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,613
‎當然

308
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:05,326
‎好，等一下，在妳們
‎追隨吉娜跳下懸崖前

309
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,078
‎我能夠通達高層

310
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,207
‎是，邁肯寇迪派翠克
‎跟我是朋友

311
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,542
‎如果妳們想要什麼

312
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,419
‎我才能替你們爭取到

313
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,756
‎我可以幫他們爭取

314
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,050
‎-真的？
‎-我們被困住了

315
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,928
‎-我是說…
‎-她用碎堅果掐祝我們了

316
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,513
‎封口費？

317
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,642
‎我的加薪是封口費？

318
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,268
‎你以為我不會發現？

319
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,937
‎我以為妳早就知道

320
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:37,191
‎當底層喳呼小叫的時候
‎我得要控制住他們

321
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,945
‎所以你假裝我的功績
‎避免其他人可以加薪？

322
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,405
‎我本來可以騙妳
‎同時什麼都不給妳

323
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,324
‎但我把妳當成朋友

324
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,953
‎妳想要還我，是如此…

325
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,872
‎不，我不要，混球小子

326
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,332
‎珍妮…

327
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,961
‎工作場合，不這麼說話，知道嗎？

328
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,588
‎我們的暱稱只適合
‎在遊戲的時候喊喊而已

329
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,425
‎那就準備來玩吧，小雞雞

330
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,135
‎因為我們還有別的要求

331
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,179
‎如果你不實現的話

332
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,473
‎我會讓你後悔

333
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,308
‎妳想幹嘛就幹嘛

334
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,894
‎妳什麼都得不到

335
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,064
‎不，是到處都有

336
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:21,193
‎這裡就是你把時尚果汁
‎參入古怪汁液或是…

337
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,530
‎事實上，這是對大麻酚商品
‎恣意製作的普遍誤解

338
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:28,701
‎但阿普雷斯的過程非常精準

339
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,786
‎不同口味，劑量不同

340
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,413
‎劑量如何控制？

341
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,331
‎劑量完全電腦化

342
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,376
‎每罐飲料都只有五毫克劑量

343
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,296
‎讓你感到效果
‎但又不會影響你

344
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,213
‎是的

345
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,383
‎-喔
‎-那是什麼？

346
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,721
‎-那是輪流供電
‎-是的

347
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:49,638
‎-是
‎-是的

348
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,016
‎是，目前各處都這樣

349
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,267
‎-是嗎？
‎-是的

350
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,144
‎夏天其實很熱

351
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,312
‎非常熱

352
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,609
‎輪流供電會影響生產線嗎？

353
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,944
‎天，不會，就算是，你瞧

354
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,447
‎每一批上市前我們都會檢測

355
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,908
‎是，完全安全，威廉

356
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,619
‎真的，如果你不信的話

357
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,329
‎也許可以喝一下試試

358
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,081
‎喔，我不知道

359
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,958
‎我不想變…

360
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,294
‎我不是替Vice媒體報導

361
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,379
‎你不會有事啦，好嗎？

362
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,966
‎如果使用適當，你會覺得
‎跟一般啤酒沒什麼兩樣

363
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,843
‎-是啊
‎-好

364
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,845
‎我不知道我為何以為

365
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,722
‎我能夠沒喝過就報導

366
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,848
‎就是這種精神

367
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,188
‎事實上，在你喝之前…

368
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,776
‎你是否有過敏…
‎你開車來的嗎？

369
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,402
‎沒關係，我滑直排輪來的

370
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,822
‎我聞聞氣味
‎就能感受到香味嗎？

371
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:49,865
‎我只喝白酒

372
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,201
‎對，不，不能

373
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,579
‎對喜歡冰涼白酒的人來說

374
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,331
‎這恐怕配不上你

375
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,874
‎啤酒溫度是室溫

376
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,542
‎-不，我不介意
‎-不

377
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,963
‎克雷格，你不需要…
‎另一杯？好吧

378
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,422
‎你不需要…

379
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,801
‎妳懂我，我喜歡溫酒

380
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,011
‎因為我牙齒敏感

381
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,012
‎總之…

382
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,057
‎我們該帶你實驗室

383
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,433
‎是的

384
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,895
‎辛希亞，麻煩妳帶這位先生
‎穿過那幾扇門好嗎？

385
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,189
‎-我們隨後就到，是的
‎-冰涼的樣本

386
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,232
‎非常感謝妳

387
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,858
‎-太好了
‎-給他最好的

388
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,697
‎-究竟是怎麼回事？
‎-一個或是所有的桶子裡

389
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,907
‎也許比該放的大麻酚劑量還多

390
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,284
‎你是說這些啤酒劑量過高？

391
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,120
‎超多，是的

392
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,247
‎-有上市的了嗎？
‎-沒有

393
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,999
‎-只是過去24小時內的事
‎-感謝老天

394
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,375
‎沒有一桶離開這大樓過

395
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,377
‎很好，我們只要縮減參觀時間

396
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,129
‎-因為你就快要…
‎-不

397
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,046
‎等一下

398
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,881
‎等一下，等等，不

399
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,091
‎我沒事

400
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,759
‎好嗎？嘿

401
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,928
‎我玩意兒，我相當有經驗了

402
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,597
‎我沒事，我會撐住

403
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,517
‎你最好可以
‎因為這事他不能知情

404
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,519
‎我沒事，我專業
‎我是專業老手了

405
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:01,979
‎你確定你是…

406
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,063
‎是，我沒事

407
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,273
‎-好
‎-好

408
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,232
‎查理

409
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,402
‎-我可以，好嗎？
‎-背包背好

410
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,196
‎我行的，我可以

411
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,239
‎好了

412
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,283
‎來吧，寶貝

413
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,868
‎天啊

414
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,917
‎萊諾，我就直說了

415
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,920
‎好，妳要我也化煙燻妝嗎
‎因為我願意

416
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,799
‎我們該停止
‎告訴愛麗絲該成為什麼

417
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,718
‎否則我們永遠不知道
‎她真實的本性

418
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,180
‎這還是算是
‎《懲罰：終極獎賞》？

419
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:40,476
‎關於這件事，我不寫這本書了

420
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:41,852
‎抱歉，妳什麼？

421
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,605
‎我們已經花了訂金

422
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,648
‎是，我知道
‎但我有新的想法

423
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,027
‎是關於授權
‎而且我要愛麗絲協助

424
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,612
‎繼續說

425
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:52,696
‎我連書名都想好了

426
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,866
‎先等一下，艾莉克莎
‎請擊鼓

427
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:56,825
‎好的

428
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,748
‎《開自己的火車》

429
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,752
‎你不喜歡

430
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,920
‎-好可怕的書名
‎-該死

431
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:08,921
‎但想法很棒

432
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,591
‎另一個會變成
‎《懲罰：終極失敗》

433
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,093
‎-你真的喜歡？
‎-是啊

434
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,179
‎我是說書名…很爛
‎但想法…

435
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,223
‎比另一個好多了

436
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,058
‎好

437
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,061
‎魯蛇，聽好了

438
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,771
‎我有重要事情宣布

439
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,815
‎什麼事？妳又加薪了？

440
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,067
‎不，我幫你們爭取到更好的

441
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,612
‎我說服上頭提供給你們全部

442
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,449
‎一所托兒所

443
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,750
‎妳認真的嗎？

444
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,960
‎非常認真，雅頓

445
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,671
‎而且明天就有了

446
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,090
‎托兒所怎麼明天開始，珍妮？

447
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,260
‎如果妳不相信我
‎那到高層主管樓層見

448
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,678
‎你們怎麼說？

449
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,555
‎說謝謝？

450
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,806
‎不客氣

451
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,104
‎媽咪？

452
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,357
‎查理寶貝
‎我要你坐在這裡，好嗎？

453
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,358
‎別動

454
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,820
‎-威爾，我能叫你威爾？
‎-好

455
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,532
‎我帶你嚐嚐這些
‎非常安全的樣本

456
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,242
‎這些是大麻酚啤酒

457
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,452
‎這是大麻口味
‎印度大麻口味

458
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,288
‎以及輕釀微酚口味

459
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,622
‎選你想喝的毒藥吧

460
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,166
‎不是真的毒藥啦

461
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,834
‎不是，當然不是毒藥

462
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,094
‎你覺得呢？

463
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,263
‎很好

464
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,390
‎但誰會用玻璃杯喝啤酒？

465
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,100
‎-對
‎-我覺得這不能夠

466
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,894
‎確切代表

467
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,647
‎人們喝了多少
‎以及影響他們的程度

468
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,107
‎我完全沒事

469
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,233
‎-是嗎？
‎-不

470
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:57,905
‎但雖然我不適
‎但我還是很好

471
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,574
‎-雖然不…
‎-別再說雖然了，我來處理

472
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,159
‎-好
‎-聽著，威廉

473
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,994
‎我不想失禮，但是…

474
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,705
‎我感覺你來此另有目的

475
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,833
‎我覺得你想把阿普雷斯
‎塑造成一個大人在沒有標誌的

476
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,045
‎休旅車上提供糖果給小孩
‎但事實上給大人的美食玉米餅餐車

477
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,714
‎你知道誰想喝阿普雷斯？

478
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,092
‎負責任的女企業家
‎跟我一樣的人

479
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,177
‎拜託

480
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,512
‎真的，但我不想給孩子

481
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,473
‎給這傢伙就不安全

482
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,059
‎查理？

483
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,101
‎他上哪兒去？

484
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,019
‎查理?

485
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,104
‎查理？

486
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,649
‎-也許他跑去自己玩了？
‎-在工廠裡？

487
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,943
‎他沒辦法，他還不能自立
‎查理？

488
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,653
‎查理？

489
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,863
‎該死，查理？

490
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,949
‎他在哪？

491
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,700
‎查理，你在裡面幹嘛

492
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,412
‎你在幹什麼…不

493
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,252
‎該死

494
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,721
‎克雷格，五樓有什麼？

495
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,641
‎慘了

496
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,947
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