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‎你會跳雕像舞？
‎雕像舞…

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‎我唱歌，你跳舞

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‎我不唱，你不動

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‎除了科瑞斯，大家都很棒

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‎科瑞斯，你動了

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‎查理，你準備好參加夏令營？

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‎你準備好參加夏令營？

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‎-老天
‎-抱歉

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‎-我在開車
‎-抱歉

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‎我一直記住，超嗨

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‎-因為我們要砰砰
‎-什麼？

12
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‎帶我到山頂

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‎我們走吧，丟下這些孩子

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‎來嘿咻一下

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‎-還記得以前嗎？
‎-記得，我們需要來一下

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‎你會跳雕像舞？
‎雕像舞…

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‎我唱歌，你跳舞

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‎我不唱，你不動

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‎-晚餐你先訂位了嗎？
‎-幾個月前訂旅程的時候就訂了

20
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‎我還保留許多時間做三明治

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‎把香腸拿過來

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‎義式香腸馬上來

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‎我唱歌，你跳舞

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‎我不唱，你不動

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‎碧翠絲，雕像不會抓癢

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‎糟糕

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‎頭蝨

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‎搞什麼鬼？

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‎什麼？

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‎凱特，他們說是夏令營
‎有史以來嚴重的爆發

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‎不，沒道理
‎他根本不現場

32
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‎我們需要第二位專業意見

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‎我要打給頭蝨小姐
‎她提供到府除蝨服務

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‎敲，敲，敲

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‎嗨，媽

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‎我把分時度假屋的鑰匙拿來

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‎可否請妳留意一副手銬

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‎貝瑞好像忘在那裡

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‎嗨，小兄弟

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‎這是什麼？

41
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‎妳是要去試鏡
‎《孤僻老處女音樂劇》？

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‎不好意思

43
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‎我可是《未來雜誌》
‎四十歲以下的前四十名傑出女子

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‎厲害吧，妳女兒，是吧？

45
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‎-妳會要拍裸照？
‎-什麼？才沒有

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‎喔

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‎這些不能用
‎沒人喜歡這麼兇巴巴的女人，凱特

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‎兇巴巴？

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‎打不通

50
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‎-機場見？
‎-等不及了

51
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‎我傳頭蝨小姐的電話給妳
‎別忘記要打給她

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‎-我得去法院一趟
‎-好

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‎-頭蝨？
‎-再見

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‎什麼頭蝨？

55
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‎是啊，查理的夏令營取消
‎就是這原因

56
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‎頭蝨大爆發恐慌

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‎糟了，我得走了

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‎不，妳要去哪裡？

59
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‎週末妳不能這樣丟下我

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‎拜託，我有七成五把握
‎他沒染上頭蝨

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‎七成五？

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‎凱特，我剛保養完頭髮

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‎天啊

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‎我愛妳，再見

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‎好的，用這個幫她洗頭髮

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‎然後我們小心用這個梳整頭
‎好把卵除掉

67
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‎好，什麼是卵？

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‎牠們的蛋

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‎-你抓頭
‎-什麼？

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‎-不，我沒有
‎-有，你有，你染到了

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‎不，我沒有

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‎好吧，就這樣
‎抱她到地下室

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‎潔咪，妳跟爸爸下去地下室

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‎妳在幹什麼？

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‎在你除完頭蝨前
‎被隔離了

76
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‎治療完告訴我
‎我還有活兒要幹

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‎還有你的衣服要洗

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‎老天，媽咪瘋了

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‎我們去那裡問這個
‎應該沒問題

80
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‎我們展示前
‎還有什麼要了解的？

81
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‎我給妳看了新熱水器
‎還有走廊的修繕

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‎也跟妳說我太太在這過世

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‎妳也看過翻修過的馬廄房

84
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‎你太太在這裡過世？

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‎是的

86
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‎為什麼這麼問？
‎不好嗎？

87
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‎不，我…

88
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‎她不是被殺害
‎或是遭遇這種可怕的事情

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‎她自然死亡
‎就在她走出浴缸滑倒

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‎頭撞到地板後

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‎天啊，這太可怕了

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‎真不敢想像發現她的樣子

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‎警方發現的
‎當時我不在家

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‎鄰居報警的

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‎他們看見浣熊進出浴室窗戶

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‎-浣熊？
‎-是，牠們…

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‎大啖…

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‎-是的，抱歉
‎-瞧

99
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‎另一個房地產仲介告訴過我
‎不需要告訴買家

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‎死亡事件，除非他們問起

101
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‎但他們都會問

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‎人真的很可怕

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‎交給我吧

104
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‎我會找到愛這間房子
‎跟你和你太太愛這麼多年

105
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‎一樣的人

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‎這是主臥室

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‎我一直想要個大浴缸

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‎這浴缸肯定讓妳走出來跌死

109
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‎梳妝台跟所有設備
‎都是屋子的原來裝潢

110
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‎地板上有個大裂痕

111
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‎肯定是有人重重摔了什麼東西

112
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‎我知道一位很棒的磁磚高手

113
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‎窗戶很棒，光線充足

114
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‎窗台上是爪痕嗎？

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‎他們養過貓

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‎大貓

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‎-貓死了嗎？
‎-不，沒人死

118
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‎妳剛說他們養過貓

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‎那個，現在還在養啦

120
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‎露台景觀很棒

121
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‎你能想像自己在那裡
‎翻烤漢堡嗎，丹尼斯？

122
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‎他吃素

123
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‎我不吃有臉的

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‎希望我們能夠跟屋主聊聊

125
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‎妳認為他們喜歡見面聊一下嗎？

126
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‎當然，他們人很棒

127
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‎充滿活力，有孩子的忙碌上班族
‎跟你們一樣

128
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‎問問無傷大雅

129
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‎太好了

130
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‎嗨，吉賽爾

131
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‎-蘿塔在髒夏令營染上頭蝨
‎-什麼？

132
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‎妳打給頭蝨小姐了嗎？

133
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‎她時間都被訂滿了

134
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‎她嘲笑我，法蘭琪
‎是嘲笑

135
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‎-好，我自己幫蘿塔除蝨
‎-妳會？

136
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‎當然，像我毛髮這麼濃密之人

137
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‎連屋頂上的老鼠都會處理了

138
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‎噁心

139
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‎好，回頭見

140
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‎瑪雅，這太厲害了

141
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‎謝謝

142
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‎我跟克里斯說練習後來
‎他才能真正放鬆

143
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‎老實說，我不敢相信
‎你找克里斯高梅茲，李察

144
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‎克雷格看到這些照片
‎肯定會大吃一驚

145
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‎我只看見女生的頭髮

146
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‎-妳就不能綁辮子嗎？
‎-你喜歡，是吧？

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‎瑪雅，妳搞定了，這週結束前
‎會告訴妳我們的最愛

148
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‎-行
‎-太好了，妳知道嗎

149
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‎說到最愛，哪一張做訪問大頭照

150
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‎當我四十歲以下的
‎前四十名傑出女子

151
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‎-也許這張？
‎-不好

152
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‎-這不像妳
‎-什麼意思？

153
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‎因為我嘴巴閉著

154
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‎嘴型有點不自然

155
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‎沒錯

156
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‎不像一般的上下唇吧？

157
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‎-像是人肉窗簾
‎-是啊

158
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‎我有個拉鍊壞掉的旅行袋

159
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‎都讓我想到妳的笑容

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‎感謝各位的意見
‎請離開

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‎好的

162
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‎謝謝

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‎嘿

164
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‎訪問別緊張

165
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‎他們只想誇讚妳，相信我

166
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‎也許我該器放棄用大頭照

167
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‎找個兔子拿手提箱的圖
‎當化身來用用就算了

168
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‎-我幫妳拍吧
‎-不了

169
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‎我現在的妝不適合

170
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‎我的衣服不像是個執行長
‎我的嘴巴也是

171
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‎永遠正常不了了

172
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‎妳的妝沒問題
‎妳的衣服很棒

173
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‎妳的嘴很美

174
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‎謝謝

175
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‎但有個口紅專櫃的小姐
‎跟我說我很勇敢

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‎來

177
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‎什麼？喔

178
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‎抓到妳了

179
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‎-什麼意思？
‎-這就是我說的

180
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‎-妳瞧
‎-嗯

181
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‎-現在可以拍照了
‎-好

182
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‎-很放鬆
‎-就這麼簡單

183
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‎-我再拍幾張，好嗎
‎-好的

184
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‎我再拍一張嘴閉上的

185
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‎嗨

186
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‎這位是巴比
‎我們打發打發時間

187
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‎好，妳請朋友來之前
‎該先問過我吧

188
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‎但是…

189
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‎沒關係，行啊

190
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‎安妮，我們餓了

191
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‎拜託餵餵樓下的人

192
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‎老爸跟潔咪感染頭蝨
‎我暫時關他們在地下室，叫披薩

193
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‎-我們上樓吧
‎-嗨

194
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‎大家以為松鼠不聰明

195
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‎但牠們本能上很聰明

196
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‎好的？

197
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,382
‎我的大門一直都敞開

198
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‎如果妳跟巴比
‎準備好找堅果

199
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‎巴比是同性戀

200
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‎好的

201
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‎太好了

202
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‎是啊

203
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‎好，你們，好好去玩吧

204
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,687
‎玩得開心

205
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,985
‎可以在這裡面訪
‎白雜訊比較少一點

206
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:32,572
‎的確挺白的

207
00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:37,159
‎過去四十歲以下的
‎前四十名傑出女子訪問

208
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,203
‎報導的都是成功故事

209
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,874
‎我對妳如何拉抬下面之人有興趣

210
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,918
‎好的

211
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,337
‎拉抬誰？

212
00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,757
‎妳已經成功在顛峰

213
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:52,675
‎喔

214
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,427
‎上頭肯定都是男人

215
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,554
‎妳打算如何拉抬

216
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:59,223
‎下面等妳的所有女性？

217
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,143
‎從有一些方面開始付出

218
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,395
‎像是東約克女子健康中心

219
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,316
‎我還捐了幾套女套裝

220
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,986
‎女套裝的事是開玩笑的

221
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:16,407
‎我捐贈了一些
‎真的很棒

222
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,870
‎是，但我們談的不是這個

223
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,084
‎-慘了
‎-抱歉，有事煩妳？

224
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,252
‎煩？

225
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,631
‎恕我失陪一下好嗎？

226
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,341
‎非常感謝妳

227
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:36,636
‎法蘭琪

228
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,680
‎-感謝老天，嗨
‎-凱特，我需要妳幫個忙

229
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,973
‎天啊，我很願意

230
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,975
‎但我現在面臨
‎嚴重的頭蝨危機

231
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,894
‎頭蝨小姐怎麼算錢？

232
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,521
‎她被高估還都被訂滿

233
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,315
‎我自己治療了蘿塔

234
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,692
‎-妳要我治療查理？
‎-是的

235
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,446
‎妳治療完以後
‎能夠請妳到我辦公室來嗎？

236
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,406
‎我想我傳給大家了

237
00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,408
‎妳傳給辦公室所有人？

238
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,327
‎拜託別現在批評我

239
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,872
‎好，我會去
‎但妳得保證會回報

240
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,917
‎隨妳開口
‎塞個女人進屁眼走私給妳

241
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,585
‎拍女同性戀情色片

242
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,254
‎-妳以為我過的是什麼生活？
‎-不知道，古怪？

243
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,217
‎-好，我馬上過去
‎-我愛妳，再見

244
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,599
‎安妮

245
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,017
‎披薩到了

246
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,646
‎披薩，等一下，我拿件褲子

247
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,441
‎哈囉？

248
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,360
‎濕褲子，我褲子濕了
‎等一下

249
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,071
‎門是開著，我自己進來了

250
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,203
‎妳不是披薩

251
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,247
‎天啊

252
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,998
‎這裡怎麼回事？

253
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,792
‎我兒子呢？

254
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,961
‎-巴比
‎-安妮

255
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,004
‎-我來了
‎-媽？搞什麼？

256
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,343
‎我跟你說過
‎你不准跟愛麗絲卡爾森在一起

257
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,928
‎結果你在她家

258
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,555
‎怎麼回事？

259
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,599
‎我不贊同我兒子

260
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,269
‎跟妳女兒這種名聲的人在一起

261
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,854
‎媽，妳發神經

262
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,439
‎回去布莊

263
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,606
‎名聲？

264
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,234
‎妳被蒙在鼓裡，倒也不奇怪了

265
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,986
‎等一下，什麼名聲？
‎我要出來了

266
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,404
‎不，別動

267
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,156
‎妳在說什麼？

268
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,326
‎人盡可夫愛麗絲

269
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,286
‎什麼？

270
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,913
‎人盡可夫愛麗絲

271
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,833
‎妳女兒見一個上一個

272
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,043
‎我兒子絕對不會是其中一位

273
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,546
‎愛麗絲，她說什麼…

274
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,090
‎愛麗絲

275
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,717
‎不，你不准上去

276
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,886
‎小姐，妳什麼毛病？
‎他是同性戀

277
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,804
‎-什麼？
‎-糟糕

278
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,307
‎別假裝好像我沒告訴過妳

279
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,058
‎你只是裝粗魯而已

280
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,643
‎他這麼說只是裝粗魯而已

281
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,313
‎愛麗絲

282
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,231
‎愛麗絲，親愛的，快開門

283
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,276
‎拜託，媽，別來煩我

284
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,571
‎好

285
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,075
‎妳知道哪兒能找到我

286
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,165
‎哈囉

287
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,751
‎大地中海披薩到了

288
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,670
‎-嗨
‎-哈囉

289
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:20,800
‎抱歉

290
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,136
‎等一下，我去拿…

291
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,013
‎你要下來拿錢，還是…

292
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:26,931
‎-不
‎-好的

293
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,441
‎妳是唯一能阻止
‎他們殺了我的人

294
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,901
‎她來了，有解藥的人來了

295
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,319
‎先幫我

296
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,531
‎天啊，拜託
‎李察，冷靜

297
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,117
‎去妳跟妳的髒小孩，好嗎？
‎蓋斯絕對不會發生這種事

298
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,954
‎拜託，這裡我的頭髮最美

299
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,164
‎真的，摸摸看

300
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,000
‎-這是我僅有的了，拜託
‎-別說了

301
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,503
‎我有一堆胸毛

302
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,631
‎基本上是頭蝨
‎到我跨下的高速公路

303
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:01,966
‎夠了

304
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,218
‎我給全部人準備了洗髮精

305
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,553
‎到我辦公室，走吧

306
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,346
‎有頭蝨的人，跟我來

307
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,974
‎快點，給我進去，瘋子

308
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,274
‎老天，真的有用了

309
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,610
‎我可以進來嗎？

310
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,821
‎當然

311
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,248
‎我…

312
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:39,086
‎在凱特辦公室舉辦的蠢派對裡
‎親了克里斯凱西

313
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,755
‎好的

314
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,968
‎後來，我喝醉了

315
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,053
‎嗯

316
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,305
‎我記得

317
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,725
‎後來，我以為我又親了克里斯

318
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,727
‎但事實上不是他

319
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,645
‎結果是史蒂芬

320
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,441
‎黑漆漆裡，他跟克里斯有點像

321
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,401
‎但是…

322
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,405
‎我親史蒂芬的時候，他…

323
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,198
‎怎樣，親愛的？
‎發生了什麼事？

324
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,492
‎他高潮了

325
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,914
‎什麼？
‎妳怎麼知道的？

326
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,876
‎他發出很噁心的聲音

327
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,796
‎然後他超生氣
‎因為他褲子都髒了

328
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:30,346
‎然後史蒂芬告訴大家
‎我親了克里斯後跟他嘿咻

329
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,059
‎所以克里斯跟開始說
‎他們跟我開火車過山洞

330
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,604
‎而我痛恨我的生活

331
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,481
‎親愛的，過來

332
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,691
‎沒事，很遺憾妳發生這種事

333
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,614
‎我洗好了，得走了

334
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,033
‎訪問結束了？

335
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,285
‎因為我覺得好像沒有談什麼

336
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,287
‎不，我有妳的自傳
‎我會寫出東西來

337
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,414
‎-幸會
‎-好的，只是…

338
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,415
‎-霍斯塔
‎-喔

339
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,708
‎收拾行李

340
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,669
‎我跟真空談過了

341
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,171
‎顯然，跟一個在董事會說

342
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,466
‎“無聊”的人喝了四小時果汁飲料
‎沒有白費

343
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,051
‎他們這週末要在紐約見我們

344
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,719
‎-什麼？
‎-是，我知道

345
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,472
‎就妳讓那個蠢布林斯朝他們
‎丟的巨大垃圾火源來說

346
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,849
‎應該算是奇蹟了

347
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:16,767
‎我的老天

348
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,603
‎謝謝你，但有辦法週一再出發？

349
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,938
‎-我沒辦法…
‎-沒辦法啥？

350
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,481
‎贏回你最大的客戶？

351
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,774
‎拯救妳的事業？

352
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,401
‎負擔我的薪水？

353
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,487
‎你非常貴，但顯然值得了

354
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,114
‎我去就是

355
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,240
‎謝了，老闆

356
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,743
‎哇…我第一次說出口

357
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,912
‎此一時也，彼一時也，是吧？

358
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,499
‎-妳的登機證在妳桌上
‎-謝謝

359
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:44,670
‎妳…之前在他麾下
‎現在妳是他老闆？

360
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,964
‎是啊

361
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,175
‎好，這才是我要報導的故事

362
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,431
‎好，等一下
‎所以妳想繼續訪問？

363
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,518
‎因為我老實跟妳說
‎我真的很想做這次訪談

364
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,477
‎但是我…

365
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,023
‎但妳明白這玻璃天花板
‎不是我蓋的吧？

366
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,025
‎我知道，抱歉，我只是…

367
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,569
‎我知道很多女強人

368
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,405
‎連這樣的大廳都進不了

369
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,323
‎我要拉抬她們

370
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,867
‎但妳也看到了

371
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,494
‎我大部分時間
‎都在努力爬上主桿

372
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,831
‎這部分就別寫了

373
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,792
‎這樣吧，再試一次如何？

374
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,128
‎好，來吧

375
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,049
‎趁現在訪問，也許那個
‎頭蝨的事情就別報了

376
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,133
‎因為一點也不有趣

377
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,468
‎-想都別想
‎-好吧

378
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,264
‎感謝妳來救火

379
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,978
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

380
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,148
‎該妳了

381
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,152
‎我需要妳跟內森下班後
‎幫我去假裝安尼克斯的屋主

382
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,195
‎今晚？

383
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,406
‎我很願意

384
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,743
‎但我得告訴內森
‎並且取消我今晚的旅程

385
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:58,786
‎什麼？

386
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,955
‎魚幫水，水幫魚
‎這下不算數了？

387
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,875
‎我就快要成交了

388
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,543
‎我只需要一對正常

389
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,255
‎沒死，又不老的夫妻
‎幫我跟這些買家成交

390
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,300
‎拜託

391
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,929
‎這是我的房子

392
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,265
‎現在大家都喜歡開放空間

393
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,892
‎但妳知道嗎？
‎我喜歡房間

394
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:22,851
‎同意

395
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,186
‎我也喜歡房間

396
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,898
‎臥房、浴室、大廳

397
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,192
‎這壁爐還能用嗎？

398
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,700
‎當然，我們都用來暖房

399
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,327
‎內森親手打造

400
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,166
‎附近有很多學校

401
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,543
‎你們的孩子上的是哪間？

402
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,460
‎我們的孩子？

403
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,462
‎是啊，他們念的是…

404
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,340
‎轉角那間

405
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,883
‎法國學校？

406
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,886
‎-是
‎-日安

407
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,805
‎好，太好了

408
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:00,806
‎-非常感謝你們

409
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,517
‎-你們何不帶他們上樓看看？
‎-好，這邊請

410
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,061
‎-看看臥房？
‎-這房子…好，臥房

411
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,522
‎這樣吧，你們先上樓看看

412
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,857
‎-我們隨後就上去
‎-好

413
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,068
‎-好好看看
‎-慢慢看

414
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,529
‎得快點結束
‎否則趕不上班機

415
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:19,158
‎關於這點，你覺得…

416
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,701
‎不去如何？

417
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,452
‎什麼？

418
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,164
‎別生氣
‎我得取消我們的旅行

419
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,582
‎閣樓要怎麼找？

420
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,499
‎什麼？

421
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,419
‎閣樓要怎麼找？

422
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,670
‎找洞

423
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,963
‎拜託別生氣

424
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,047
‎我真的很抱歉

425
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,048
‎為什麼？

426
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,926
‎我明天得去紐約

427
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,303
‎-找到了
‎-紐約？

428
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,054
‎事實上，這很棒

429
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,016
‎真空要開會
‎我想我可以挽救這件事

430
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,393
‎-我可以挽回他們
‎-妳現在是說真的？

431
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,103
‎窗戶是雙重氣密窗？

432
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,897
‎絕對是最棒的氣密

433
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,356
‎-這事等一下再吵好嗎？
‎-不

434
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,900
‎我們同意重新開始

435
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,319
‎妳已經開始破壞我們的關係

436
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,571
‎抱歉，我們不能在
‎九千公尺高空嘿咻

437
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,032
‎那是客房的小門？
‎是爬行空間？

438
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,242
‎-我不知道
‎-我們馬上上去

439
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,828
‎這不只是嘿咻

440
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,999
‎而是親密、朋友和努力

441
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:13,670
‎這些對我都很重要
‎但我的事業不只是我的工作

442
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,714
‎我非常清楚
‎妳的工作是妳的一切

443
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,009
‎是給你父母提供住所

444
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,261
‎是給李察提供房子
‎讓我們負債累累吧

445
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,056
‎如果我沒雇用他
‎我的事業就沉了

446
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,515
‎而你這…

447
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,728
‎你該感激得痛哭流涕
‎因為我願意付出…

448
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,521
‎提供他們住所，尤其在你…

449
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,106
‎在我跟壞保姆上床後

450
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,149
‎正是時候

451
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,901
‎-真的很抱歉
‎-我究竟要多努力？

452
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,195
‎我要多努力彌補我的罪過？

453
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,197
‎你真是超級情緒化
‎你知道嗎？

454
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,533
‎還好，我們在維多利亞房子內
‎因為我需要個昏倒的沙發

455
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,035
‎下地獄去吧

456
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,328
‎我已經在地獄了

457
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,498
‎這門要怎樣打開？

458
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,792
‎天啊，就…
‎門把怎麼開？

459
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:52,960
‎往左

460
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,044
‎往左，內森

461
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,672
‎怪房子

462
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,886
‎他媽的

463
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,638
‎抱歉，法蘭克

464
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,947
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