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(Plays a tune on ukulele)
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♪ Can you do the statue dance ♪
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♪ The statue dance
the statue dance ♪
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♪ When I sing this song ♪
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♪ You dance along ♪
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♪ And when I stop ♪
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♪ You freeze! ♪
- (Kids giggle)
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- Everybody was very good,
except for Forrest.
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Forrest, you moved.
Okay!
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(Plays ukulele)
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Kate: ♪ Oh Charlie,
are you ready for camp? ♪
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♪ Are you ready for camp? ♪
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- Oh jeez, I'm trying
to drive here.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I keep remembering,
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and I get so pumped!
- We're goin' to Banff, baby!
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- Whaaat? We're gonna be
on a mountaintop!
- Let's get away,
ditch these kids!
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- Let's have sex,
remember that whole thing?
- Jeez. Yes, we need to do that.
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(Val strums chords,
kids giggle)
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♪ Can you do the statue dance ♪
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♪ The statue dance
the statue dance ♪
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♪ When I sing this song
you dance along... ♪
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♪ And when I stop you freeze! ♪
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Kate: Did you make dinner
reservations?
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Nathan: Months ago,
when I booked the trip.
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And I also reserved plenty
of time for... sandwich making.
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- (Gasps)
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Pass the baloney sandwich.
- I'll get you the mortadella.
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Right away. Mm!
- Oh!
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♪ When I sing this song
you dance along ♪
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♪ And when I stop you freeze! ♪
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Beatrice, statues don't scratch.
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♪♪♪
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(Slow motion) Oh shit.
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(Ominous thud, bell tolls)
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(Slow motion) Liiiiiiice!
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- What the fuck?
- What the...
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♪♪♪
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Nathan: Kate, they said
it's the worst outbreak
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the camp has ever seen.
- No, I mean,
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this is pointless,
he wasn't even there.
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- We need a professional
second opinion.
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I'm calling the Lice Lady.
She has a mobile delousing
service.
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- Eleanor: Knock, knock,
knock, knock, knock!
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- Hi, Mom.
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- I brought the keys
for the timeshare,
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and can you keep your eyes
peeled for a pair of handcuffs,
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Barry seems to think
he left them behind.
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Hey, bud.
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Oh, what are these?
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What, are you auditioning for
"Bitter Spinster, the Musical?"
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- Excuse me,
I am in Future Magazine's
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"Top 40 Under 40" feature.
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Kind of impressive,
your daughter, huh?
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- Do you have to pose nude?
- What?! No!
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- Oh. Well, you can't use these.
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No one wants a severe-looking
woman, Kate.
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- Severe...
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- Oh! I can't get through.
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See you at the airport?
- Can't wait.
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- Muah! Oh, I'll text you
the Lice Lady's number,
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don't forget to call her.
I gotta go to court. Bye!
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Kate: Sure.
- Lice? What? What lice?
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- Yeah, that's why Charlie's
camp was cancelled,
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there was a lice outbreak there.
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Shit, I gotta go.
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- No, no, no!
Where are you going?
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You can't leave me here
for the weekend like this!
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- Oh please, I'm like,
75% sure he doesn't have it.
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- 75%? Katie!
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I just had my roots done!
Gosh!
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Kate: I love you, bye!
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(Door slams)
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(Ominous music)
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Anne: Okay, so we shampoo
her head with this.
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And then we carefully
comb her hair
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in all directions with this,
to remove the nits.
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- Okay. What's a nit?
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- Uh... (gags) they're eggs.
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- Oh. Ugh.
- You scratched your head!
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- What? No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!
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You have it!
- No, I don't.
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- Okay, that's it! Pick her up!
Down to the basement.
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Jayme, honey, you're gonna go
downstairs with Daddy, okay?
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Psssst!
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- What are you doing?!
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- You are under quarantine
until you've been deloused.
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Let me know when you're done
the treatment,
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I have work to do.
And wash your clothes!
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- Man, Mommy's crazy.
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Frankie: I don't think
we'll have any trouble
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getting what we're asking
for this.
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Is there anything else I should
know before we uh,
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before we show it?
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- I showed you the new
water heater,
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and then the repairs
to the veranda,
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I told you my wife died here,
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and you saw the remodel
of the carriage house.
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- Your-your wife died here?
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- Uh, yes.
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Why, is that bad?
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- No, I um--
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- She wasn't murdered,
or anything awful like that.
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She died naturally
when she slipped,
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getting out of the tub, and...
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hit her head on the floor.
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- Oh my... that is awful.
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I can't imagine what
it would've been like
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to have found her.
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- The police found her.
I was away at the time.
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The neighbours reported it
when they saw the raccoons
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going in and out
of the bathroom window.
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- Raccoons?
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- Yes. They were um...
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feasting on--
- Ohhhh! Oh man, sorry.
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- Look, the other real estate
agents told me
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you don't have to tell
a buyer about a death
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unless they ask.
- Mm.
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- But they always ask!
- Mhmm.
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- People are morbid.
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- Leave it to me.
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I'll find someone to love
this house the way
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you and your wife loved it
for so many years.
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Yeah.
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- Here we have the master
bathroom.
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Lily: Oh! I've always wanted
a soaker tub!
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- You'd be liable to kill
yourself gettin' out of that.
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- (Laughs)
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The vanity and all the fixtures
are original to the home.
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- Uh, there's a big crack
in the floor.
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- Someone must've smashed
something pretty good.
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- I know a great tile guy.
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- Well, nice windows,
lots of light.
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Are those claw marks
on the sill?
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- They had a-- they had a cat.
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Yeah, a big, big one.
- Did it die?
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- No, nobody died.
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- You said they "had" a cat.
- Oh, well, they still do.
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You got a great view back there
of the patio.
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Oh gosh, can you imagine
yourself down there,
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flipping some burgers,
hey, Dennis?
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- He's a vegetarian.
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- I don't eat anything
with a face.
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You know, it'd be great
if we could chat
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about the particulars
of the house with the owners.
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- Oh yeah, do you think
they're the kind of people
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who would be into that?
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- Totally, they're great.
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Just full of life, busy
professionals with kids,
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like yourselves,
so, no harm in asking.
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- Great!
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(Cell phone buzzes)
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- Hey, G.
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Giselle: Rhoda has lice
from dirty camp!
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- What? Well, did you call
the Lice Lady?
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- She's completely booked.
She laughed at me, Frankie!
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Laughed!
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- Okay, well,
I'll do Rhoda myself.
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- You know how?
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- For sure, you grow up
with a mane like mine,
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you learn how to deal with
a few mice in the rafters.
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- Gross!
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- Okay, see you soon.
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(Eerie music)
Oooh!
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Kate: Oh! Maya,
these are amazing!
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- Thanks, I told Chris
to come post-practice,
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so his relaxation
was more authentic.
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- Honestly, I cannot believe
you got Chris Gomes, Richard.
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Craig is gonna flip
over these shots!
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- All I can see is girl hair!
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Could you wear pigtails,
or something?
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- Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?!
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- Maya, you nailed it.
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We'll let you know
our favourites
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by the end of the week.
- That works.
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- Great, and you know what?
Speaking of favourites...
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which executive headshot
should I use
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for my "40 Under 40" interview?
Maybe this one?
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- Eww.
- No.
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- You don't really look
like yourself.
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- What do you mean?
Oh, 'cause my mouth is closed.
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Yeah, it's kind of an unnatural
state for these lips.
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- Oh yeah, they're not really
regular up and down lips,
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are they? They're more like
flesh... drapes.
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- Yeah, you know, I have a
travel bag with a busted zipper
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that reminds me of your smile.
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- Thanks for the feedback guys,
please leave.
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- Okay, thank you.
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- Hey, don't sweat
the interview.
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They just wanna sing
your praises, trust me.
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- Hmm.
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Ah, maybe I should forgo
using a pic,
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just use an avatar, like,
a bunny with a briefcase,
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or something.
- (Chuckles)
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Just let me take your picture.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
My makeup's not right.
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And my outfit's not like,
executive enough,
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and my mouth is well...
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well, it's forever weird.
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- Your makeup is fine,
your clothes are great,
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and your mouth is beautiful.
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- Thank you, but...
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someone at a lipstick counter
the other day
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told me I was brave.
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- Girl.
- Wait, what? Oh!
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- Gotcha!
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- What do you mean, gotcha?
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- That's what I'm talking about!
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See?
- Huh!
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- Now we can take some pictures.
- That's very relaxed.
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- It was that easy. Let me just
take a few more, alright?
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- Okay, alright, yeah.
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I'll do one where I close
my mouth.
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(Dishes clink)
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(Door opens)
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- Hey, this is Bobby.
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We're just gonna hang out.
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- Yeah, you should've asked me
before you invited
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a friend over, but...
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but that's fine, that's cool.
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(Alexa chimes)
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Lionel: Anne, we're hungry.
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Please feed the people
under the stairs.
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- Ah, Dad and Jayme have lice.
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So I put them in the basement
for now.
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Just order a pizza!
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- Let's go upstairs.
- Hey!
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You know, people think that
squirrels aren't smart,
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but they are, instinctually.
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- Okay.
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- My door is always open,
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if you and Bobby ever
be ready to...
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find a nut.
- Bobby's gay.
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- Okay. That's great.
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- Hm.
- Yeah. Okay!
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Guys, go have fun.
Have a great time.
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- So I thought we could do
the interview in here,
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a little less white noise.
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- It certainly is very...
white out there.
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So in the past, the
"40 Under 40" interviews
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have focused on
the success story.
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- Hmm.
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- I'm interested in how you
send the elevator back down.
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- Yeah, um, right.
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Which-uh, which elevator?
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- So you've achieved a certain
top-floor status,
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- Oh.
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- and that floor is mostly
occupied by men.
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How do you plan to send
the elevator back down,
248
00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,391
to all of the women waiting
for you at the bottom?
249
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:02,185
- Uh well, I contribute
to several causes,
250
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,438
such as the East York
Women's Health Centre.
251
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,106
(Phone buzzes)
I've also...
252
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,483
donated some very nice
pantsuits.
253
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,694
Um, I'm kidding about
the pantsuits thing,
254
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,738
but I...
255
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,698
I have donated several,
256
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,117
which have been very nice.
257
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,912
- Yeah, so that's not really
what we're talking about here.
258
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,498
(Ominous music)
- Yeah.
259
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,042
- Shit.
260
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,877
- Sorry, is something
bugging you?
261
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,255
- Bugging? Um, hmm?
(Cell phone buzzes)
262
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,215
Would you excuse me
for a second?
263
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,967
Excuse me.
264
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,010
(Clears throat)
265
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,012
Frankie! Thank God, hi.
266
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,973
- Kate! Yeah, uh, I need
to ask you a favour.
267
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,849
- Oh my God, I would love to,
but I'm in the middle
268
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,602
of a serious lice crisis here.
269
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,103
What's the deal
with the Lice Lady?
270
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,855
- Well, she's overrated,
and overbooked.
271
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,984
I treated Rhoda myself.
You want me to treat Charlie?
272
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,612
- Yes, and-and when you're done
with that, um...
273
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,155
would you please come
to my office,
274
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,991
I think I gave it
to everybody here.
275
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,742
- You gave it
to the whole office?
276
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,453
- Please do not judge me
right now.
277
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,330
- Okay, look, I'll do it,
278
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,165
but you gotta promise me
something in return.
279
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,625
- Anything you want, okay?
280
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,043
I-I will smuggle heroin
up my butt,
281
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,087
I will star in a lesbian porn.
- What do you think my life is?
282
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,965
- I don't know, wacky?
- (Laughs)
283
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,217
Okay look, I'll be right over.
- I love you, goodbye.
284
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,345
♪♪♪
285
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,848
(Doorbell rings)
286
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,101
Anne! Pizza's here!
287
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,520
(Doorbell rings)
288
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,189
- Uh, pizza, hang on,
I gotta get pants!
289
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,024
(Door creaks)
290
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,733
- Hello?
291
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,444
- Wet pants. My pants are wet.
Hang on!
292
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,738
- The door is open,
I'm letting myself in!
293
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,824
(Door clicks shut)
294
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,117
- Uh...
295
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,288
you're not pizza.
296
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,208
- Good God!
What's going on here?
297
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,043
Where's my son?
298
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,710
Bobby! Bobby!
- Anne?
299
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,087
Anne: I'm coming!
- Mom?
300
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,464
What the hell?!
301
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,010
- I told you, you are not
to hang out with Alice Carlson,
302
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,970
and here you are at her house?!
303
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,306
- What is going on?
304
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,184
- I don't approve of my son
spending time with girls
305
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,603
who have a reputation
like your daughter.
306
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,398
- Mom, you're a psycho!
Go back to the fabric store!
307
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,233
- Reputation?
308
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,485
- Well, I'm not surprised
you're the last to know.
309
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,861
- Well, hang on, what
reputation? I'm comin' out!
310
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,113
- No! Hey! Ah! Don't move!
311
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,657
What are you talking about?
312
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,204
- "All Aboard Alice."
- What?!
313
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,540
- "All Aboard Alice!"
314
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,625
Your daughter's making her way
through all the boys,
315
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,502
and my son is not going
to be one of them.
316
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,464
- Alice, what is she--
317
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,592
Alice! Alice!
318
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,926
- No, you don't!
319
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,136
- Lady, what is your problem?
He's gay!
320
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,138
- What?
- Shit!
321
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,349
- Oh, don't pretend like
I didn't tell you!
322
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,184
- You just say that to be saucy.
323
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,186
He just says that to be saucy.
324
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,855
- (Knocking) Alice?
325
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,982
Alice honey, come on.
326
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,068
Alice: Please, Mom!
Just leave me alone!
327
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,779
- Okay.
328
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,783
Um, you know-you know
where to find me.
329
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,290
(Knocking)
330
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,333
- Hello?
331
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,835
Large Mediterranean?
332
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,297
- Hi.
- Hello.
333
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,343
Oh, sorry.
334
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,429
- Hang on a sec, I'll get--
335
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,972
Do you wanna come down
for the money, or?
336
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,974
- No.
- Okay.
337
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,228
(Ominous music)
338
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,063
- Oh God. Eee!
339
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,774
- You are the only thing
keeping them
340
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,692
from killing me right now.
341
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,486
- There she is,
the one with the cure!
342
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,237
- No, no, no, do me first!
- Oh boy.
343
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,406
- Oh God, come on, hey!
Richard, calm down!
344
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,116
- Fuck you, and your dirty kid!
345
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,160
Okay?! This would never have
happened at Gaze!
346
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,869
- Please! I have the most
beautiful hair
347
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,164
of anyone here.
It's true, right?
348
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,831
Just touch it!
349
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,793
It's all I have, please!
- Just stop, Rosie.
350
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,253
I have a thick thatch
of chest hair
351
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,673
that's basically a lice
superhighway to my crotch!
352
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,300
- Enough!
353
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,135
I have shampoo for you all!
354
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,512
In my office, let's go.
355
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,431
Anyone with lice,
follow me, let's go!
356
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,308
Get in there, you maniacs.
357
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,188
(Door clicks)
358
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,608
- Holy shit, it worked.
359
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,861
- Can I come in?
- Yeah.
360
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,781
Yeah, of course.
361
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,460
- I kissed Chris Casey
at that stupid party
362
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,714
I threw at Kate's office.
(Sighs)
363
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,298
- Okay.
364
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,136
- Then I got drunk.
365
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,723
- Yeah, I remember.
366
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,266
- And then I thought
I kissed Chris again.
367
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,769
But it wasn't Chris.
368
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,897
It was Steven.
369
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,940
He-he kinda looked like Chris
in the dark.
370
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,361
But...
371
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,112
when I kissed Steven, he--
372
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,324
- What honey, what happened?
373
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,284
- He orgasmed.
374
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,790
- What? How-how do you know
that that's what happened?
375
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,918
- Well, he made this really
gross noise,
376
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,171
and then he got all mad 'cause
his pants were messed up.
377
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,631
- (Sighs)
378
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,553
- And then Steven told
everybody we had sex
379
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,971
after I kissed Chris.
380
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,391
So Chris started saying
381
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,519
they were "running a train"
on me. (Sighs)
382
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,605
And... I hate my life.
383
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,648
- Oh honey, come here.
Come here.
384
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,901
It's okay. I'm sorry that
happened to you.
385
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,907
- I rinsed, so I'm gonna go.
386
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,784
- Ah, is the-is the interview
over?
387
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,160
Because I feel like we
didn't cover that much.
388
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,329
- No, I-I got your bio.
I'll pull something together.
389
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,415
It was nice to meet you.
- Oh, okay, it's just, um...
390
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,709
- Foster! Pack your bags.
- Oh!
391
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,544
- I talked to Tru Air.
392
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,004
Apparently four hours of squash
393
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,924
with a guy that puts
the word "bored"
394
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,675
in board member paid off.
395
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,176
They want to see us
in New York this weekend.
396
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,804
- What?
- Yeah, I know.
397
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,764
Bit of a miracle considering
the colossal trash fire
398
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,600
you let that ass-hat Bolinski
toss them in.
399
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,685
- Holy shit. Thank you.
400
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,520
But is there any way
we can go on Monday?
401
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,147
I can't--
- You can't what?
402
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,650
Win back your biggest client?
Save your business?
403
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,819
Afford my salary?
404
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,488
- You are very expensive,
but apparently worth it.
405
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,282
I'm in.
- Thanks, boss.
406
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,994
Well, the first time
I said that out loud.
407
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,163
How the tables have turned, eh?
408
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,707
Your ah, boarding pass
is in your inbox.
409
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,001
- Thank you.
410
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,672
- You used to work for him,
and now you're his boss?
411
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,173
- Uh, yeah.
412
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,050
- Okay, that's a story
I wanna cover.
413
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,222
- Okay, hold on, so you do
wanna keep doing the interview?
414
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,350
Because like,
I'm gonna be real with you,
415
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,311
I was really excited to do
this piece, but I...
416
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,397
you realize I didn't build
the glass ceiling, right?
417
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,441
- I know, I'm sorry.
418
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,069
I just, I know so many capable
women that can't even
419
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,447
get into the lobby
of a place like this.
420
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,407
- And I wanna send
the elevator down for them.
421
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,618
But as you can see,
I'm spending most of my time
422
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,453
just trying to climb up
the shaft.
423
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,207
Don't-- don't actually write
that part down.
424
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,084
- You know, what do you say
we give this another shot?
425
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:29,716
- Alright, come on.
Hey, and while we're at it,
maybe you could just drop
the whole lice thing,
426
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,425
'cause that's not interesting.
- Not a chance.
427
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,259
- Okay.
428
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,261
(Glove snaps)
- Ah!
429
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,223
- Thank you for saving my ass.
430
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,975
(Beers open, hiss)
431
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,187
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
432
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,733
- Mm! Now it's your turn.
- Mm. Mhmm.
433
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,360
- I need you and Nathan
to help me stage a house
434
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,362
in the Annex after work.
- What, tonight?
435
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,906
- Mhmm.
436
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,408
- Oh dude, I would love to,
but ugh, I-I gotta tell Nathan
437
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,284
that I have to cancel
our trip tonight.
438
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,830
- What? What happened to,
I scratch your back,
439
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:01,831
and you scratch mine?
440
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:05,084
Look, I am so close to closing.
441
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,754
I just need like, a normal...
not dead, not old,
442
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,048
couple to help me seal
the deal with these buyers.
443
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,799
Please? Please? Please?
444
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,679
Kate: So this is uh,
this is my house.
445
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,016
- These days, everyone is all
about this open concept thing,
446
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,559
but you know what, I like rooms.
447
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,062
- Ugh. Agreed.
I like a room, too.
448
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,314
A bedroom, a bathroom,
a... a great hall.
449
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,816
(Dennis and Lily laugh)
450
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,484
- Does this fireplace work?
451
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,362
- Uh...
- Hmm...
452
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,157
- totally, yeah, yeah,
we use it all the time.
453
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,826
Really heats up the space.
454
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,870
- Nathan built it by hand.
455
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,456
- Ah.
- (Laughs)
456
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,666
- Well, there's lots of schools
in this neighbourhood,
457
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,835
uh, which one do your kids
go to?
458
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,213
- Our kids?
- Yeah, they-they go to um...
459
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,340
- The one on the corner.
460
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,884
- Oh, the French one?
461
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,554
- Oui.
- Bonjour.
462
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,974
- Oh yeah, okay, great.
Thank you so much you, guys,
463
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,683
why don't you show them
upstairs, and uh...
464
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,685
- Right, yes, yes, yes,
just right this way.
465
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,105
- Where the bedrooms are!
- Yeah, bedrooms.
466
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,899
- In fact, you know what, guys,
why don't you get started
without us, we'll be right up.
- Okay.
467
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,527
- Have a nice little... tour.
- Enjoy!
468
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,822
- We gotta wrap it up,
or we're gonna miss our plane.
469
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,364
- About that, um,
470
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,619
how do you feel about
not-not going?
471
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,954
- What?
472
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,956
- Don't be upset, but I had
to cancel our trip.
473
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,749
Dennis: How do you find
the attic?
474
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,377
- What?!
- How do you find the attic?
475
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,879
- Look for the hole.
476
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,132
Please don't be mad.
I'm so sorry.
477
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,383
- Why?
478
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,177
- I have to go to New York
tomorrow.
479
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,512
Dennis: Found it!
- New York?
480
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,222
- Yeah, it's kinda great,
actually, Tru Air wants
481
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,226
to have a meeting, and I think
I can actually salvage this.
I can get them back.
- Are you serious right now?
482
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,062
Lily: Are these windows
double-glazed?
483
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,857
- All the glaze you can get!
484
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,861
- Can we fight about this later?
- No! We agreed to start over,
and now you're already
sabotaging our relationship!
485
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,030
- I'm sorry we can't have sex
at 30,000 feet.
486
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,698
- Hey, that small door
in the guest house,
487
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,658
is that a crawlspace?
- I don't fuckin' know!
488
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,285
- We'll be right up.
489
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,871
- This isn't just about sex.
490
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,581
It's about intimacy,
and being friends,
491
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,333
and working on this.
492
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:13,629
- And all that matters to me,
okay? But my work is not just my
job.
493
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,673
- I am well aware that
your job is everything.
494
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,509
- It is putting a roof
over your parents!
495
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,260
- It's putting a roof
over Richard,
496
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,014
and burying us in debt!
- If I didn't hire him,
497
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,307
my business would sink,
and you of all...
498
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,477
you should just be amazingly
grateful that I am willing
499
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,355
to contribute to their house,
after you--
500
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,233
- After I slept with Mean Nanny.
Right on time!
501
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,985
- I'm so sorry.
- How hard do I have to work?
502
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,154
How hard do I have to try,
to redeem myself?
503
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,239
- You are so fucking dramatic,
you know that?
504
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,951
Thank God we are in
a Victorian house, because I do
believe I need a fainting couch!
505
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,495
- Go to hell!
- I am already there!
506
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,331
- Grr! How do I open this door?!
507
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,876
- Oh God, just-- how does
the door handle work?
508
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,337
- Knob to the left.
- To the left, Nathan.
509
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,297
- Weird house!
510
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,716
(Door slams)
511
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,803
- Fuck!
512
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,931
- Sorry, Frank.
513
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,851
- (Door slams)
- (Sighs)