1 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,843 (Plays a tune on ukulele) 2 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:11,094 ♪ Can you do the statue dance ♪ 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,764 ♪ The statue dance the statue dance ♪ 4 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,223 ♪ When I sing this song ♪ 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,559 ♪ You dance along ♪ 6 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,227 ♪ And when I stop ♪ 7 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,938 ♪ You freeze! ♪ - (Kids giggle) 8 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:23,440 - Everybody was very good, except for Forrest. 9 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,400 Forrest, you moved. Okay! 10 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,819 (Plays ukulele) 11 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,196 Kate: ♪ Oh Charlie, are you ready for camp? ♪ 12 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,323 ♪ Are you ready for camp? ♪ 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,451 - Oh jeez, I'm trying to drive here. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I keep remembering, 14 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:37,538 and I get so pumped! - We're goin' to Banff, baby! 15 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,958 - Whaaat? We're gonna be on a mountaintop! - Let's get away, ditch these kids! 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,044 - Let's have sex, remember that whole thing? - Jeez. Yes, we need to do that. 17 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,547 (Val strums chords, kids giggle) 18 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,507 ♪ Can you do the statue dance ♪ 19 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,968 ♪ The statue dance the statue dance ♪ 20 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:54,262 ♪ When I sing this song you dance along... ♪ 21 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,724 ♪ And when I stop you freeze! ♪ 22 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,685 Kate: Did you make dinner reservations? 23 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,520 Nathan: Months ago, when I booked the trip. 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,105 And I also reserved plenty of time for... sandwich making. 25 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,025 - (Gasps) 26 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,152 Pass the baloney sandwich. - I'll get you the mortadella. 27 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,530 Right away. Mm! - Oh! 28 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,658 ♪ When I sing this song you dance along ♪ 29 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,410 ♪ And when I stop you freeze! ♪ 30 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,043 Beatrice, statues don't scratch. 31 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:35,345 ♪♪♪ 32 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,349 (Slow motion) Oh shit. 33 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,103 (Ominous thud, bell tolls) 34 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:49,568 (Slow motion) Liiiiiiice! 35 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:54,364 - What the fuck? - What the... 36 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:57,910 ♪♪♪ 37 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,160 Nathan: Kate, they said it's the worst outbreak 38 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,996 the camp has ever seen. - No, I mean, 39 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,581 this is pointless, he wasn't even there. 40 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,666 - We need a professional second opinion. 41 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,169 I'm calling the Lice Lady. She has a mobile delousing service. 42 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,588 - Eleanor: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock! 43 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,172 - Hi, Mom. 44 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,800 - I brought the keys for the timeshare, 45 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,218 and can you keep your eyes peeled for a pair of handcuffs, 46 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,596 Barry seems to think he left them behind. 47 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:19,974 Hey, bud. 48 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,559 Oh, what are these? 49 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:26,187 What, are you auditioning for "Bitter Spinster, the Musical?" 50 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,983 - Excuse me, I am in Future Magazine's 51 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,359 "Top 40 Under 40" feature. 52 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,779 Kind of impressive, your daughter, huh? 53 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,490 - Do you have to pose nude? - What?! No! 54 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,659 - Oh. Well, you can't use these. 55 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,452 No one wants a severe-looking woman, Kate. 56 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,787 - Severe... 57 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,538 - Oh! I can't get through. 58 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,749 See you at the airport? - Can't wait. 59 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,335 - Muah! Oh, I'll text you the Lice Lady's number, 60 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,337 don't forget to call her. I gotta go to court. Bye! 61 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,506 Kate: Sure. - Lice? What? What lice? 62 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,675 - Yeah, that's why Charlie's camp was cancelled, 63 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,343 there was a lice outbreak there. 64 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,928 Shit, I gotta go. 65 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,763 - No, no, no! Where are you going? 66 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,348 You can't leave me here for the weekend like this! 67 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,350 - Oh please, I'm like, 75% sure he doesn't have it. 68 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,227 - 75%? Katie! 69 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,647 I just had my roots done! Gosh! 70 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,526 Kate: I love you, bye! 71 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,944 (Door slams) 72 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,738 (Ominous music) 73 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,992 Anne: Okay, so we shampoo her head with this. 74 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,619 And then we carefully comb her hair 75 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,164 in all directions with this, to remove the nits. 76 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,915 - Okay. What's a nit? 77 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,001 - Uh... (gags) they're eggs. 78 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,003 - Oh. Ugh. - You scratched your head! 79 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,047 - What? No, I didn't. - Yes, you did! 80 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,214 You have it! - No, I don't. 81 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,346 - Okay, that's it! Pick her up! Down to the basement. 82 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,474 Jayme, honey, you're gonna go downstairs with Daddy, okay? 83 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,767 Psssst! 84 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,354 - What are you doing?! 85 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,606 - You are under quarantine until you've been deloused. 86 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,359 Let me know when you're done the treatment, 87 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,361 I have work to do. And wash your clothes! 88 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,281 - Man, Mommy's crazy. 89 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,161 Frankie: I don't think we'll have any trouble 90 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,746 getting what we're asking for this. 91 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,956 Is there anything else I should know before we uh, 92 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,541 before we show it? 93 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,959 - I showed you the new water heater, 94 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,920 and then the repairs to the veranda, 95 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,838 I told you my wife died here, 96 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,882 and you saw the remodel of the carriage house. 97 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,759 - Your-your wife died here? 98 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,510 - Uh, yes. 99 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,387 Why, is that bad? 100 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,514 - No, I um-- 101 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,601 - She wasn't murdered, or anything awful like that. 102 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,771 She died naturally when she slipped, 103 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,313 getting out of the tub, and... 104 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,982 hit her head on the floor. 105 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,610 - Oh my... that is awful. 106 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,945 I can't imagine what it would've been like 107 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,696 to have found her. 108 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,698 - The police found her. I was away at the time. 109 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,742 The neighbours reported it when they saw the raccoons 110 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,078 going in and out of the bathroom window. 111 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,495 - Raccoons? 112 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,414 - Yes. They were um... 113 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,332 feasting on-- - Ohhhh! Oh man, sorry. 114 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,627 - Look, the other real estate agents told me 115 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,295 you don't have to tell a buyer about a death 116 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,631 unless they ask. - Mm. 117 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,758 - But they always ask! - Mhmm. 118 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,802 - People are morbid. 119 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,637 - Leave it to me. 120 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,764 I'll find someone to love this house the way 121 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,433 you and your wife loved it for so many years. 122 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,145 Yeah. 123 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,191 - Here we have the master bathroom. 124 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,277 Lily: Oh! I've always wanted a soaker tub! 125 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,403 - You'd be liable to kill yourself gettin' out of that. 126 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,030 - (Laughs) 127 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:25,408 The vanity and all the fixtures are original to the home. 128 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,577 - Uh, there's a big crack in the floor. 129 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,454 - Someone must've smashed something pretty good. 130 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,872 - I know a great tile guy. 131 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,668 - Well, nice windows, lots of light. 132 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,962 Are those claw marks on the sill? 133 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,298 - They had a-- they had a cat. 134 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,258 Yeah, a big, big one. - Did it die? 135 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,218 - No, nobody died. 136 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,096 - You said they "had" a cat. - Oh, well, they still do. 137 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,890 You got a great view back there of the patio. 138 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,018 Oh gosh, can you imagine yourself down there, 139 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,811 flipping some burgers, hey, Dennis? 140 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,688 - He's a vegetarian. 141 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,731 - I don't eat anything with a face. 142 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,151 You know, it'd be great if we could chat 143 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,195 about the particulars of the house with the owners. 144 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,821 - Oh yeah, do you think they're the kind of people 145 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,489 who would be into that? 146 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,616 - Totally, they're great. 147 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,161 Just full of life, busy professionals with kids, 148 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,164 like yourselves, so, no harm in asking. 149 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,540 - Great! 150 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,711 (Cell phone buzzes) 151 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,296 - Hey, G. 152 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,006 Giselle: Rhoda has lice from dirty camp! 153 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,217 - What? Well, did you call the Lice Lady? 154 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,593 - She's completely booked. She laughed at me, Frankie! 155 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,928 Laughed! 156 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,805 - Okay, well, I'll do Rhoda myself. 157 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,140 - You know how? 158 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,100 - For sure, you grow up with a mane like mine, 159 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,936 you learn how to deal with a few mice in the rafters. 160 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,395 - Gross! 161 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,939 - Okay, see you soon. 162 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,277 (Eerie music) Oooh! 163 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,406 Kate: Oh! Maya, these are amazing! 164 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:50,118 - Thanks, I told Chris to come post-practice, 165 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,120 so his relaxation was more authentic. 166 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,706 - Honestly, I cannot believe you got Chris Gomes, Richard. 167 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,334 Craig is gonna flip over these shots! 168 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,461 - All I can see is girl hair! 169 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,463 Could you wear pigtails, or something? 170 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,091 - Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?! 171 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,260 - Maya, you nailed it. 172 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,426 We'll let you know our favourites 173 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,929 by the end of the week. - That works. 174 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,014 - Great, and you know what? Speaking of favourites... 175 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,682 which executive headshot should I use 176 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:16,061 for my "40 Under 40" interview? Maybe this one? 177 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,478 - Eww. - No. 178 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,106 - You don't really look like yourself. 179 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,275 - What do you mean? Oh, 'cause my mouth is closed. 180 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,360 Yeah, it's kind of an unnatural state for these lips. 181 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,987 - Oh yeah, they're not really regular up and down lips, 182 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,407 are they? They're more like flesh... drapes. 183 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,368 - Yeah, you know, I have a travel bag with a busted zipper 184 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,120 that reminds me of your smile. 185 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,957 - Thanks for the feedback guys, please leave. 186 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,000 - Okay, thank you. 187 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:42,087 - Hey, don't sweat the interview. 188 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,922 They just wanna sing your praises, trust me. 189 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,715 - Hmm. 190 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,759 Ah, maybe I should forgo using a pic, 191 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,970 just use an avatar, like, a bunny with a briefcase, 192 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,054 or something. - (Chuckles) 193 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,722 Just let me take your picture. 194 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,849 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! My makeup's not right. 195 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,269 And my outfit's not like, executive enough, 196 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,271 and my mouth is well... 197 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,315 well, it's forever weird. 198 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,524 - Your makeup is fine, your clothes are great, 199 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,859 and your mouth is beautiful. 200 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,778 - Thank you, but... 201 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,113 someone at a lipstick counter the other day 202 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,739 told me I was brave. 203 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,326 - Girl. - Wait, what? Oh! 204 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,202 - Gotcha! 205 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,245 - What do you mean, gotcha? 206 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,955 - That's what I'm talking about! 207 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,040 See? - Huh! 208 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,127 - Now we can take some pictures. - That's very relaxed. 209 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,171 - It was that easy. Let me just take a few more, alright? 210 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,672 - Okay, alright, yeah. 211 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,090 I'll do one where I close my mouth. 212 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,842 (Dishes clink) 213 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,387 (Door opens) 214 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,139 - Hey, this is Bobby. 215 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,351 We're just gonna hang out. 216 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,810 - Yeah, you should've asked me before you invited 217 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,562 a friend over, but... 218 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,940 but that's fine, that's cool. 219 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,109 (Alexa chimes) 220 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,320 Lionel: Anne, we're hungry. 221 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,405 Please feed the people under the stairs. 222 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,324 - Ah, Dad and Jayme have lice. 223 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,700 So I put them in the basement for now. 224 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,702 Just order a pizza! 225 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,287 - Let's go upstairs. - Hey! 226 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,042 You know, people think that squirrels aren't smart, 227 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,086 but they are, instinctually. 228 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,755 - Okay. 229 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,924 - My door is always open, 230 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,387 if you and Bobby ever be ready to... 231 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,680 find a nut. - Bobby's gay. 232 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,724 - Okay. That's great. 233 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,267 - Hm. - Yeah. Okay! 234 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,729 Guys, go have fun. Have a great time. 235 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,942 - So I thought we could do the interview in here, 236 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,986 a little less white noise. 237 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,489 - It certainly is very... white out there. 238 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,077 So in the past, the "40 Under 40" interviews 239 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,079 have focused on the success story. 240 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,872 - Hmm. 241 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,167 - I'm interested in how you send the elevator back down. 242 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,294 - Yeah, um, right. 243 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,755 Which-uh, which elevator? 244 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,466 - So you've achieved a certain top-floor status, 245 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,842 - Oh. 246 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,553 - and that floor is mostly occupied by men. 247 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,930 How do you plan to send the elevator back down, 248 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,391 to all of the women waiting for you at the bottom? 249 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:02,185 - Uh well, I contribute to several causes, 250 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,438 such as the East York Women's Health Centre. 251 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,106 (Phone buzzes) I've also... 252 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,483 donated some very nice pantsuits. 253 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,694 Um, I'm kidding about the pantsuits thing, 254 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,738 but I... 255 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,698 I have donated several, 256 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,117 which have been very nice. 257 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,912 - Yeah, so that's not really what we're talking about here. 258 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,498 (Ominous music) - Yeah. 259 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,042 - Shit. 260 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,877 - Sorry, is something bugging you? 261 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,255 - Bugging? Um, hmm? (Cell phone buzzes) 262 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,215 Would you excuse me for a second? 263 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,967 Excuse me. 264 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,010 (Clears throat) 265 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,012 Frankie! Thank God, hi. 266 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,973 - Kate! Yeah, uh, I need to ask you a favour. 267 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,849 - Oh my God, I would love to, but I'm in the middle 268 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,602 of a serious lice crisis here. 269 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,103 What's the deal with the Lice Lady? 270 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,855 - Well, she's overrated, and overbooked. 271 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,984 I treated Rhoda myself. You want me to treat Charlie? 272 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,612 - Yes, and-and when you're done with that, um... 273 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,155 would you please come to my office, 274 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,991 I think I gave it to everybody here. 275 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,742 - You gave it to the whole office? 276 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,453 - Please do not judge me right now. 277 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,330 - Okay, look, I'll do it, 278 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,165 but you gotta promise me something in return. 279 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,625 - Anything you want, okay? 280 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,043 I-I will smuggle heroin up my butt, 281 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,087 I will star in a lesbian porn. - What do you think my life is? 282 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,965 - I don't know, wacky? - (Laughs) 283 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,217 Okay look, I'll be right over. - I love you, goodbye. 284 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,345 ♪♪♪ 285 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,848 (Doorbell rings) 286 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,101 Anne! Pizza's here! 287 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,520 (Doorbell rings) 288 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,189 - Uh, pizza, hang on, I gotta get pants! 289 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,024 (Door creaks) 290 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,733 - Hello? 291 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,444 - Wet pants. My pants are wet. Hang on! 292 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,738 - The door is open, I'm letting myself in! 293 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,824 (Door clicks shut) 294 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,117 - Uh... 295 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,288 you're not pizza. 296 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,208 - Good God! What's going on here? 297 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,043 Where's my son? 298 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,710 Bobby! Bobby! - Anne? 299 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,087 Anne: I'm coming! - Mom? 300 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,464 What the hell?! 301 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,010 - I told you, you are not to hang out with Alice Carlson, 302 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,970 and here you are at her house?! 303 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,306 - What is going on? 304 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,184 - I don't approve of my son spending time with girls 305 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,603 who have a reputation like your daughter. 306 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,398 - Mom, you're a psycho! Go back to the fabric store! 307 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,233 - Reputation? 308 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,485 - Well, I'm not surprised you're the last to know. 309 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,861 - Well, hang on, what reputation? I'm comin' out! 310 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,113 - No! Hey! Ah! Don't move! 311 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,657 What are you talking about? 312 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,204 - "All Aboard Alice." - What?! 313 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,540 - "All Aboard Alice!" 314 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,625 Your daughter's making her way through all the boys, 315 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,502 and my son is not going to be one of them. 316 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,464 - Alice, what is she-- 317 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,592 Alice! Alice! 318 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,926 - No, you don't! 319 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,136 - Lady, what is your problem? He's gay! 320 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,138 - What? - Shit! 321 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,349 - Oh, don't pretend like I didn't tell you! 322 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,184 - You just say that to be saucy. 323 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,186 He just says that to be saucy. 324 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,855 - (Knocking) Alice? 325 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,982 Alice honey, come on. 326 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,068 Alice: Please, Mom! Just leave me alone! 327 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,779 - Okay. 328 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,783 Um, you know-you know where to find me. 329 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,290 (Knocking) 330 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,333 - Hello? 331 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,835 Large Mediterranean? 332 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,297 - Hi. - Hello. 333 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,343 Oh, sorry. 334 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,429 - Hang on a sec, I'll get-- 335 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,972 Do you wanna come down for the money, or? 336 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,974 - No. - Okay. 337 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,228 (Ominous music) 338 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,063 - Oh God. Eee! 339 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,774 - You are the only thing keeping them 340 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,692 from killing me right now. 341 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,486 - There she is, the one with the cure! 342 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,237 - No, no, no, do me first! - Oh boy. 343 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,406 - Oh God, come on, hey! Richard, calm down! 344 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,116 - Fuck you, and your dirty kid! 345 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,160 Okay?! This would never have happened at Gaze! 346 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,869 - Please! I have the most beautiful hair 347 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,164 of anyone here. It's true, right? 348 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,831 Just touch it! 349 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,793 It's all I have, please! - Just stop, Rosie. 350 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,253 I have a thick thatch of chest hair 351 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,673 that's basically a lice superhighway to my crotch! 352 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,300 - Enough! 353 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,135 I have shampoo for you all! 354 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,512 In my office, let's go. 355 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,431 Anyone with lice, follow me, let's go! 356 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,308 Get in there, you maniacs. 357 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,188 (Door clicks) 358 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,608 - Holy shit, it worked. 359 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,861 - Can I come in? - Yeah. 360 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,781 Yeah, of course. 361 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,460 - I kissed Chris Casey at that stupid party 362 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,714 I threw at Kate's office. (Sighs) 363 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,298 - Okay. 364 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,136 - Then I got drunk. 365 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,723 - Yeah, I remember. 366 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,266 - And then I thought I kissed Chris again. 367 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,769 But it wasn't Chris. 368 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,897 It was Steven. 369 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,940 He-he kinda looked like Chris in the dark. 370 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,361 But... 371 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,112 when I kissed Steven, he-- 372 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,324 - What honey, what happened? 373 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,284 - He orgasmed. 374 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,790 - What? How-how do you know that that's what happened? 375 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,918 - Well, he made this really gross noise, 376 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,171 and then he got all mad 'cause his pants were messed up. 377 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,631 - (Sighs) 378 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,553 - And then Steven told everybody we had sex 379 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,971 after I kissed Chris. 380 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,391 So Chris started saying 381 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,519 they were "running a train" on me. (Sighs) 382 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,605 And... I hate my life. 383 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,648 - Oh honey, come here. Come here. 384 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,901 It's okay. I'm sorry that happened to you. 385 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,907 - I rinsed, so I'm gonna go. 386 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,784 - Ah, is the-is the interview over? 387 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,160 Because I feel like we didn't cover that much. 388 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,329 - No, I-I got your bio. I'll pull something together. 389 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,415 It was nice to meet you. - Oh, okay, it's just, um... 390 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,709 - Foster! Pack your bags. - Oh! 391 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,544 - I talked to Tru Air. 392 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,004 Apparently four hours of squash 393 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,924 with a guy that puts the word "bored" 394 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,675 in board member paid off. 395 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,176 They want to see us in New York this weekend. 396 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,804 - What? - Yeah, I know. 397 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,764 Bit of a miracle considering the colossal trash fire 398 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,600 you let that ass-hat Bolinski toss them in. 399 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,685 - Holy shit. Thank you. 400 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,520 But is there any way we can go on Monday? 401 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,147 I can't-- - You can't what? 402 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,650 Win back your biggest client? Save your business? 403 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,819 Afford my salary? 404 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,488 - You are very expensive, but apparently worth it. 405 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,282 I'm in. - Thanks, boss. 406 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,994 Well, the first time I said that out loud. 407 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,163 How the tables have turned, eh? 408 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,707 Your ah, boarding pass is in your inbox. 409 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,001 - Thank you. 410 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,672 - You used to work for him, and now you're his boss? 411 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,173 - Uh, yeah. 412 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,050 - Okay, that's a story I wanna cover. 413 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,222 - Okay, hold on, so you do wanna keep doing the interview? 414 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,350 Because like, I'm gonna be real with you, 415 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,311 I was really excited to do this piece, but I... 416 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,397 you realize I didn't build the glass ceiling, right? 417 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,441 - I know, I'm sorry. 418 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,069 I just, I know so many capable women that can't even 419 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,447 get into the lobby of a place like this. 420 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,407 - And I wanna send the elevator down for them. 421 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,618 But as you can see, I'm spending most of my time 422 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,453 just trying to climb up the shaft. 423 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,207 Don't-- don't actually write that part down. 424 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,084 - You know, what do you say we give this another shot? 425 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:29,716 - Alright, come on. Hey, and while we're at it, maybe you could just drop the whole lice thing, 426 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,425 'cause that's not interesting. - Not a chance. 427 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,259 - Okay. 428 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,261 (Glove snaps) - Ah! 429 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,223 - Thank you for saving my ass. 430 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,975 (Beers open, hiss) 431 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,187 - Cheers. - Cheers. 432 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,733 - Mm! Now it's your turn. - Mm. Mhmm. 433 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,360 - I need you and Nathan to help me stage a house 434 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,362 in the Annex after work. - What, tonight? 435 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,906 - Mhmm. 436 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,408 - Oh dude, I would love to, but ugh, I-I gotta tell Nathan 437 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,284 that I have to cancel our trip tonight. 438 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,830 - What? What happened to, I scratch your back, 439 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:01,831 and you scratch mine? 440 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:05,084 Look, I am so close to closing. 441 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,754 I just need like, a normal... not dead, not old, 442 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,048 couple to help me seal the deal with these buyers. 443 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,799 Please? Please? Please? 444 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,679 Kate: So this is uh, this is my house. 445 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,016 - These days, everyone is all about this open concept thing, 446 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,559 but you know what, I like rooms. 447 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,062 - Ugh. Agreed. I like a room, too. 448 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,314 A bedroom, a bathroom, a... a great hall. 449 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,816 (Dennis and Lily laugh) 450 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,484 - Does this fireplace work? 451 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,362 - Uh... - Hmm... 452 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,157 - totally, yeah, yeah, we use it all the time. 453 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,826 Really heats up the space. 454 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,870 - Nathan built it by hand. 455 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,456 - Ah. - (Laughs) 456 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,666 - Well, there's lots of schools in this neighbourhood, 457 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,835 uh, which one do your kids go to? 458 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,213 - Our kids? - Yeah, they-they go to um... 459 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,340 - The one on the corner. 460 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,884 - Oh, the French one? 461 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,554 - Oui. - Bonjour. 462 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,974 - Oh yeah, okay, great. Thank you so much you, guys, 463 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,683 why don't you show them upstairs, and uh... 464 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,685 - Right, yes, yes, yes, just right this way. 465 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,105 - Where the bedrooms are! - Yeah, bedrooms. 466 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,899 - In fact, you know what, guys, why don't you get started without us, we'll be right up. - Okay. 467 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,527 - Have a nice little... tour. - Enjoy! 468 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,822 - We gotta wrap it up, or we're gonna miss our plane. 469 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,364 - About that, um, 470 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,619 how do you feel about not-not going? 471 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,954 - What? 472 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,956 - Don't be upset, but I had to cancel our trip. 473 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,749 Dennis: How do you find the attic? 474 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,377 - What?! - How do you find the attic? 475 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,879 - Look for the hole. 476 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,132 Please don't be mad. I'm so sorry. 477 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,383 - Why? 478 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,177 - I have to go to New York tomorrow. 479 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,512 Dennis: Found it! - New York? 480 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,222 - Yeah, it's kinda great, actually, Tru Air wants 481 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,226 to have a meeting, and I think I can actually salvage this. I can get them back. - Are you serious right now? 482 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,062 Lily: Are these windows double-glazed? 483 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,857 - All the glaze you can get! 484 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,861 - Can we fight about this later? - No! We agreed to start over, and now you're already sabotaging our relationship! 485 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,030 - I'm sorry we can't have sex at 30,000 feet. 486 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,698 - Hey, that small door in the guest house, 487 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,658 is that a crawlspace? - I don't fuckin' know! 488 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,285 - We'll be right up. 489 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,871 - This isn't just about sex. 490 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,581 It's about intimacy, and being friends, 491 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,333 and working on this. 492 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:13,629 - And all that matters to me, okay? But my work is not just my job. 493 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,673 - I am well aware that your job is everything. 494 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,509 - It is putting a roof over your parents! 495 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,260 - It's putting a roof over Richard, 496 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,014 and burying us in debt! - If I didn't hire him, 497 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,307 my business would sink, and you of all... 498 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,477 you should just be amazingly grateful that I am willing 499 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,355 to contribute to their house, after you-- 500 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,233 - After I slept with Mean Nanny. Right on time! 501 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,985 - I'm so sorry. - How hard do I have to work? 502 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,154 How hard do I have to try, to redeem myself? 503 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,239 - You are so fucking dramatic, you know that? 504 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,951 Thank God we are in a Victorian house, because I do believe I need a fainting couch! 505 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,495 - Go to hell! - I am already there! 506 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,331 - Grr! How do I open this door?! 507 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,876 - Oh God, just-- how does the door handle work? 508 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,337 - Knob to the left. - To the left, Nathan. 509 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,297 - Weird house! 510 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,716 (Door slams) 511 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,803 - Fuck! 512 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,931 - Sorry, Frank. 513 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,851 - (Door slams) - (Sighs)