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‎她在這

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‎克雷格，你喜歡這活動嗎？

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‎我覺得太棒了

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‎我也是

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‎這妳保密了多久？

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‎保密？

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‎小邁跟我是旅伴

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‎我二十年沒見過這傢伙了

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‎差不多

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‎小邁，你忘記告訴我
‎你們是好哥兒們

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‎是啊，1999年時
‎我們騎小綿羊穿越東南亞

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‎一路車子都是我騎

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‎是啊，我絕對忘不了
‎我一路抱到寮國的傢伙

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‎熟到都穿同一條褲子了

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‎穿同一條褲子

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‎說真的，我總覺得他會在

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‎茂宜島開衝浪板點
‎而不是跟我們一起做阿普雷斯

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‎-你說什麼？
‎-是，他跟我提個點子

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‎是嗎？

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‎-是啊
‎-用一詞以蔽之

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‎提升

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‎提升

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‎提升

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‎提升

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‎如果我們要用老練
‎那提升比老練好

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‎非常有禪意

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‎我正在抑制把我腳
‎提起來插入你屁眼的衝動

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‎你們真是活力充沛
‎我看得出來

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‎-你們沒拍拖過吧？
‎-什麼？沒有，我結婚了

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‎喔，這從來就不是
‎阻止她的理由

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‎是啊，抵擋不了
‎老布林斯的魅力

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‎什麼魅力？
‎可怕的刺青跟彎香蕉嗎？

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‎哇

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‎艾莉絲，等一下，艾莉絲
‎別這樣，那只是說笑…

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‎-失陪一下
‎-好

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‎布林斯

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‎-布利尼
‎-我帶你去看桶子

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‎那傢伙酒量沒人比得過

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‎-是嗎？
‎-太厲害了

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‎我真的覺得
‎這場大型活動很成功

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‎是啊，不，這場派對

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‎是啊，派對很棒
‎是啊，辦得漂亮

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‎何不你們兩個一起
‎對我正式提案？

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‎-是，關於這一點…
‎-有件事挺詭異的

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‎好像就算我沒看見他之前
‎我就知道他會到場

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‎他的確有本事
‎能夠出現在不需要他的場合

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‎他一直都是驚喜大師

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‎有一次他找曼谷警察
‎讓我們擺脫交通阻塞

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‎用的是從他們耳朵
‎變出錢幣的戲法

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‎但我得說明一下
‎這專案邁克沒有參與

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‎真的？
‎那提升不是他提的？

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‎當然是

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‎-但真的不是他該…
‎-我喜歡這想法

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‎明白了

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‎我喜歡

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‎交給我，我跟邁克談談

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‎能夠如你所願最重要

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‎-太棒了，嘿
‎-嘿

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‎是啊

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‎嘿，凱特

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‎合作是提升成功的方法

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‎妳不覺得嗎？

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‎的確是

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‎幸會了

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‎幸會

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‎天殺…

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‎妳要我去找工作嗎？

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‎我要妳穿上空手道服
‎去空手道課練習

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‎我們不需要錢嗎？

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‎在妳賺錢之前
‎得學好為人舉止

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‎面對現實，我們都知道
‎妳搞砸在凱特辦公室的工作

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‎空手道教妳的是紀律
‎也是個機會

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‎一個了解

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‎妳日常生活規矩益處的機會

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‎但你們破產了

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‎才沒有

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‎-我有個令人興奮的消息
‎-天啊，你找到工作了？

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‎沒有，但我登記了
‎線上寫程式碼課程

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‎什麼？

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‎去準備

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‎快去

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‎是啊，我得打發時間

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‎學學語言

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‎見見未來先生

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‎未來先生？

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‎你真的認為現在是

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‎改變職涯的好時機？

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‎這課程保證聖誕節前
‎就有寫程式碼的工作

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‎聖誕節？
‎萊諾，我們靠什麼活？

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‎一本我不會寫的書
‎已經實驗失敗了吧

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‎妳需要協助嗎？
‎我有很多空檔

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‎天啊，房子肯定保不住了

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‎親愛的，我想妳有點過於負面了

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‎是嗎？

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‎你能寫個棺材程式碼給我？

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‎因為我想現在就長眠不起

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‎好，顯然妳不懂程式碼是什麼

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‎我上樓寫書去，因為
‎能不能活下去就靠這個了

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‎我跟愛麗絲呢？

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‎帶她去上空手道課

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‎然後呢？

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‎我不知道，你自己想

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‎介意我進來嗎？

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‎-你居然開口問？不像你
‎-我欠妳一個道歉

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‎是嗎？

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‎那活動我費盡精力

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‎然後你出現，提個新想法

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‎突然之間，克雷格像是
‎屁眼塞滿粉晶那樣抖動

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‎所以，小雷喜歡我的想法？

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‎超愛

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‎現在我被逼得
‎需邀請你加入這個專案

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‎我從沒有這麼強烈想要
‎對一個人施展空手道過

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‎哇

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‎首先，這件事得先解決

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‎實習生派對後得收拾乾淨的

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‎絕對不是克雷格想看的

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‎好，你哪兒找到的？

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‎那個實習生

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‎我們得刪除

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‎但昨天就該刪了

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‎別擔心，我找了些阿宅
‎做線上清除

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‎要多少錢？

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‎算是送妳的禮物

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‎底線就是任何阿普雷斯的
‎非法派對證據都消失

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‎很好，謝謝你

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‎因為我得為我兒子的夏令營
‎到這裡一趟

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‎我們還得追蹤真空航空公司後續

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‎我做幾個簡單處理就行了

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‎別擔心，我按按鈕前
‎會先問過妳

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‎妳儘管去處理你兒子要的事

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‎敬重新開始

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‎敬重新開始

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‎妳那裡滴到了

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‎沒有

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‎嗨，老兄

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‎時尚男

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‎你兒子剛才
‎朝我孩子的臉丟沙子

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‎秋寶，別亂丟沙，好嗎？

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‎就算你埋了那孩子
‎我也不會怪你

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‎她長得跟傻喬一樣

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‎我聽見了

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‎原來妳會說話

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‎我還以為是哪個孩子
‎把布拉茲娃娃放在板凳上

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‎你說什麼？

145
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‎你倒像個休息的管家

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‎哇

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‎妳孩子是哪個？

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‎那裡唯一的另一名亞洲孩子

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‎真弱小

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‎製作那鑰匙圈
‎一天要用多少包？

151
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‎你孩子也沒大多少

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‎他是跟你的郵購新娘
‎裝在同一個箱子來的嗎？

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‎妳挺婊的

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‎妳叫什麼名字？

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‎珍妮

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‎那不是小孩的名字？

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‎你叫什麼名字？

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‎邁肯寇迪派翠克

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‎你媽大概是用最可能
‎讓她懷孕的三個人替你命名

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‎有意思，大多數人
‎站起來都比坐著高

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‎總務小弟

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‎影印機的墨水匣沒了

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‎跟妳說過我不是總務小弟了

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‎我升官了

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‎我現在是總務大人

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‎我管庫存還繫領帶

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‎什麼？哪時候開始？

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‎顯然從妳沒注意聽那時起

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‎我是新任清潔管理營運經理

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‎所以你是清潔員

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‎我是清潔員的經理

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‎我是清潔經理

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‎老兄，用太多地板清潔劑

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‎如果你不懂得控制用量
‎我就找個懂的人來

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‎我從沒聽你這樣對人說話過

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‎是啊，我該讓喬許捲鋪蓋的

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‎你能…

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‎你能開除人？

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‎當然

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‎妳確定我們該…

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‎-萊諾？
‎-嗨，凱特，妳有空嗎？

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‎我剛好要出去
‎但我…

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‎好，進來吧

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‎哇，這裡好棒

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‎什麼事？

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‎是的，妳認識安妮，我太太

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‎妳認識我太太安妮

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‎你中風了嗎？

189
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‎他想要請妳讓我回來工作

190
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‎不，才沒有

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‎是，我是
‎拜託別告訴安妮

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‎妳危害到我整個事業，愛麗絲

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‎我真的很抱歉

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‎本來只是跟幾個朋友
‎放鬆一下而已

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‎拜託

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‎網路上到處都是孩子
‎喝我客戶飲料的影片

197
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‎要是那些孩子的父母
‎決定要提告怎麼辦？

198
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‎那不是我的錯

199
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‎有個帶面具的人出現

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‎是他給我們啤酒

201
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‎好吧，如果妳不願意
‎對妳的行為負責

202
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‎那就沒什麼好談的了

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‎好

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‎是我的錯

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‎派對上大多數的孩子
‎我都認識

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‎我可以試著
‎讓他們撤下上傳的影片

207
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,996
‎這並不表示
‎妳能夠回來工作，知道嗎？

208
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,957
‎這事件之後，如果我的客戶還在
‎也許我們還能談

209
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,376
‎好，我這就去處理

210
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,421
‎去找邁克與掃除小組
‎他們在他辦公室

211
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,050
‎這真的太棒了，謝謝妳

212
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,510
‎我也可以加入掃除小組？
‎因為我沒工作

213
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,512
‎但我也在學寫程式碼

214
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,556
‎-我愛你，但我得走了
‎-好

215
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,394
‎妳答應了嗎？我沒工作

216
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,191
‎要吃晚餐嗎？

217
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,152
‎好，但其實沒這檔事

218
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,237
‎只是炒個飯
‎而且就只存在這儲藏室裡

219
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,490
‎原來我這麼廉價

220
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,828
‎當清潔員之王薪水是多少？

221
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,497
‎他們加了我一倍薪水

222
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,709
‎對，如果他們給你兩倍薪水
‎表示你拿得比我多

223
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,835
‎我是你的上司

224
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,839
‎我沒…我說真的
‎他們加我一倍薪水

225
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,133
‎什麼？

226
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:27,645
‎這幅畫讓我懷念起
‎莫內的《睡蓮》

227
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,563
‎雖然媽不會承認

228
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,774
‎-我再帶妳看另一幅
‎-好

229
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:35,111
‎我想起的卻是
‎掛在華美達飯店大廳的東西

230
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,698
‎令慈是在哪裡學畫的？

231
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,033
‎事實上她在巴黎學畫

232
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,786
‎在一所較不有名
‎卻聲望很高的藝術學校

233
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,414
‎其中著名的一位學生
‎就是保羅高更

234
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,375
‎我知道他是誰

235
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,460
‎賣場的水果香皂店

236
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,421
‎包裝就是用他的畫

237
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,384
‎尚，大師人呢？

238
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,887
‎對了，她剛傳簡訊來

239
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,223
‎她不舒服，來不了了

240
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,143
‎太遺憾了

241
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,436
‎她會好的

242
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,397
‎是，恕我們失陪一下好嗎？

243
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,316
‎怎樣？我們馬上回來

244
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,988
‎-妳在幹什麼？
‎-他不老實

245
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:19,905
‎什麼？

246
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,657
‎-不，他才沒有
‎-他有

247
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,161
‎我知道事實上高更
‎沒上過什麼古怪的藝術學校

248
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,247
‎他是在辭掉股票經紀人後
‎才開始畫畫

249
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,708
‎妳幾時這麼了解保羅高更？

250
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,627
‎打從我半夜三點起來餵奶

251
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,296
‎不看記錄片睡不著覺之後

252
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,715
‎好，也許他搞錯了

253
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,550
‎他不是藝術家，他媽才是

254
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,969
‎一位不出席自己畫展的藝術家？

255
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,345
‎因為她生病

256
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,389
‎因為她不存在

257
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,057
‎-妳嫉妒？
‎-才沒有

258
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,601
‎-是吧
‎-不是

259
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,519
‎我不知道他為什麼還在這裡

260
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,689
‎這傢伙捐了精子
‎但他像個戰後歸來的樣子

261
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,443
‎我們到車上談好吧？
‎得去蘿塔的夏令營了

262
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,986
‎這樣吧，妳去

263
00:12:59,069 --> 00:12:59,904
‎我留下

264
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,655
‎不，比昂卡

265
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,367
‎喔，是的

266
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,953
‎這是她其中一…

267
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,122
‎好，我們到了

268
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,461
‎他們怎麼老是在週間
‎做這種事？

269
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,881
‎嘉年華跟這夏令營
‎有什麼關係？

270
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,092
‎我想夏令營只是
‎牧場托兒所的廣義形式

271
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,719
‎-屁屁
‎-你說什麼，寶貝？

272
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,055
‎我要屁屁

273
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,682
‎他剛說他要屁屁？

274
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,060
‎是的，從夏令營一開始
‎他就一直這麼說

275
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,561
‎讓我束手無策

276
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,814
‎天啊，那是阿薇嗎？

277
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,232
‎凱特，安妮

278
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,234
‎光這樣就可以讓我惡夢連連

279
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,738
‎嗨，小姐們
‎在享受家庭日嗎？

280
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,781
‎怎麼回事？

281
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,325
‎梅爾在跳樓大拍賣上
‎買了個跳跳城堡

282
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,744
‎這是個金雞蛋
‎連小子們都來幫忙了

283
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,122
‎-來…
‎-住手，兄弟，這些是我的

284
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,457
‎讓我看啦

285
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,459
‎妳應該很驕傲

286
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,044
‎恭喜

287
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,213
‎凱特跟我知道經營事業很辛苦

288
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,842
‎但收穫卻是額外甘甜
‎就像是得之不易的性高潮

289
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,678
‎我也在經營自己的事業

290
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,388
‎不太一樣

291
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,892
‎總之，得去忙了
‎有人在跳跳城堡裡吐了

292
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:12,977
‎水壺爆米花

293
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:14,854
‎再見

294
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,315
‎-她總是婊我
‎-是嗎？

295
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,904
‎我覺得挺有意思
‎他們兩個完全不想彼此有瓜葛

296
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,365
‎我不懂，我們是閨蜜
‎他們不該也是…

297
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,117
‎基因改造過的好搭檔嗎？

298
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,786
‎-是啊
‎-喔，大概不是

299
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,498
‎說到不良孩童
‎妳讓愛麗絲回去工作了？

300
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,294
‎沒有，但我告訴她如果她可以
‎贏回我的信任，就可以回來

301
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,296
‎-一小步一小步來
‎-一小步一小步來

302
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,798
‎妳也可以一小步一小步地
‎決定重回…

303
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,216
‎嗨，安妮

304
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,509
‎…內森身邊

305
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,760
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

306
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,597
‎屁屁

307
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,599
‎我要屁屁

308
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,309
‎查理，別說…

309
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,270
‎我說的就是這個
‎好像他很想來個一夜情

310
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,063
‎上梁不正下梁歪

311
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,232
‎妳說的是不忠的樑嗎
‎安妮？

312
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,443
‎-因為我不再不忠了
‎-夠了

313
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,613
‎妳也許不同意
‎但我愛妳的閨蜜

314
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,907
‎你再敢傷害他
‎我就用剃刀剃你蛋蛋

315
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,116
‎這倒讓我省事

316
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,160
‎好了，這話未免太奇怪

317
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,412
‎小丑們，好嗎？

318
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:14,830
‎科瑞斯？

319
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,665
‎你在這裡工作？

320
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,709
‎是，我小時候都來這裡

321
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,919
‎那又怎樣？去年的事？

322
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,213
‎我會把那兩位分開
‎那天她還想把他

323
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,632
‎埋在沙箱裡

324
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,841
‎什麼？才沒有

325
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,593
‎他們大概在玩

326
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,305
‎你是說只有一人活著走出來的
‎雷霆頂內玩嗎？

327
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,558
‎等一下，我不是…
‎今天究竟怎麼搞的？

328
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,936
‎這兩個人是天生註定的好友

329
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,853
‎還有內森…

330
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,023
‎抱歉，好嗎？你很好

331
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,066
‎謝謝妳？

332
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,277
‎聽著，我才不會剃你蛋蛋
‎好嗎？

333
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,489
‎我們好久沒有四人約會了

334
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:51,033
‎我們該出去喝一杯
‎大啖螃蟹

335
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,912
‎螃蟹…這週很忙
‎改天一定去

336
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,829
‎好

337
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,415
‎-我要去走走，妳要一起嗎？
‎-好啊

338
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,417
‎-我去抱孩子
‎-回頭見

339
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,543
‎當然

340
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,255
‎妳想去跳跳城堡嗎？

341
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,966
‎外形跟牛屁股一樣

342
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,384
‎才不要

343
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,011
‎走開，快滾

344
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,179
‎老天

345
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,561
‎（捕捉童真）

346
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,192
‎這是什麼鬼東西？

347
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,071
‎我女兒像是小髒鬼
‎這可憐的小孩是誰？

348
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,532
‎看那個，她在挖鼻孔

349
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,743
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

350
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,954
‎看看這些很棒的照片
‎妳好嗎？

351
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,249
‎看看你跟你的好朋友

352
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,166
‎屁屁

353
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,585
‎他剛才說…什麼…

354
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,006
‎那個字我是怎麼說的？
‎你不可以再說了

355
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,299
‎如果妳們想沖張照片
‎跟我說一聲

356
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,677
‎為什麼會有人想要
‎這種照片放在家裡？

357
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,389
‎好的，我們當然會跟妳說
‎謝謝

358
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,100
‎快點，走了

359
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,354
‎要是說出來有幫助
‎我認為這些真的很棒

360
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,524
‎我看膩了那些
‎裝模作樣的學校照片

361
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,443
‎至少妳真的捕捉到他們

362
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,444
‎謝謝

363
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,446
‎顯然我的風格並非人見人愛

364
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,865
‎我超愛

365
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,242
‎瞧我的小傢伙
‎他在那裡超開心

366
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,077
‎等一下，妳是查理的媽媽？

367
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,455
‎我是瑪雅，艾克斯的媽媽
‎他是艾克斯

368
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,290
‎他叫艾克斯？

369
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,916
‎艾克斯洛德的小名

370
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,336
‎他一直說屁屁

371
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,630
‎別殺我

372
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,342
‎我真的做好心理準備
‎我有個屁屁情結的四歲兒子

373
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,802
‎這太荒謬了

374
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,096
‎-他只是想跟妳兒子玩
‎-好啊

375
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,306
‎-我叫凱特
‎-我叫瑪雅

376
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,851
‎我們的孩子超好
‎我們該彼此往來一下

377
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,144
‎讓我留妳的電話

378
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,774
‎-嗨，這裡發生什麼事？
‎-嗨，安妮，這位是瑪雅

379
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,984
‎艾克斯的媽媽
‎我們的孩子超親密

380
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153
‎-我想他們是一見就投緣
‎-投緣？

381
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,197
‎但輔導老師說他們密不可分

382
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,281
‎密不可分

383
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,576
‎這樣彼此相愛
‎那該結婚了

384
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,536
‎我們從遊戲約會開始吧

385
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:00,829
‎星期四如何？

386
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,831
‎-你們想一起吃晚飯嗎？
‎-好，就這麼辦

387
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,874
‎-行嗎？
‎-沒問題

388
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,125
‎妳不是說這週很忙

389
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,919
‎我還有幾樣瑰寶要給妳看

390
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,088
‎當然好
‎我不敢相信他叫他屁屁

391
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,255
‎我完全相信

392
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,466
‎真的

393
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,887
‎-今天真開心
‎-是啊

394
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,727
‎很抱歉今天下午這麼沒禮貌
‎很不成熟

395
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,396
‎只是…

396
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,735
‎妳都看見每個人好的一面
‎我也愛妳這一點

397
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,864
‎但我遇過一些不懷好意的好人

398
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,784
‎他有什麼理由要撒謊？

399
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,956
‎對了，我也見過他媽了
‎她的確生病

400
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,918
‎任何人都能找個毒蟲
‎扮演生病的母親

401
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,461
‎-喔
‎-我只是說說

402
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,255
‎法蘭琪，我不笨

403
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,382
‎尙，他人很好

404
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,926
‎上帝將他帶入我跟
‎索羅門的生命中一定有原因

405
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:59,471
‎-事實上，是我將他帶入妳生命裡
‎-看吧，都是妳

406
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,015
‎-好，妳在找什麼？
‎-我的玫瑰念珠

407
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,350
‎我外婆給我的

408
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,935
‎也許被人偷了

409
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,313
‎天啊

410
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,193
‎喔

411
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,739
‎（瑪雅
‎我是瑪雅，星期四見）

412
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,033
‎（等不及讓妳的查理
‎跟我的屁屁一起玩）

413
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,664
‎愛麗絲，妳怎麼沒在裡面
‎跟其他掃除小組一起？

414
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,709
‎鬼扯斯根本不讓我進去

415
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,295
‎他說“回家，實習生
‎妳幫得夠多了”

416
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,423
‎但我朋友傳給我派對上的影片

417
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,091
‎我有送啤酒那傢伙的影片

418
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,600
‎那是個大人

419
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,810
‎盡快把這影片傳給我，好嗎？

420
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,103
‎幹得好，卡爾森

421
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,570
‎搞什…

422
00:19:59,156 --> 00:19:59,990
‎是

423
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,408
‎凱特，我是珍妮

424
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,743
‎我要問妳個問題

425
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,953
‎以身為成功職場女性的身份對話

426
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,455
‎好

427
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,624
‎我正在看員工薪資表

428
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,710
‎我發現大家薪水都不一樣

429
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,338
‎薪資不就是這樣

430
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,589
‎我該怎樣拉近？

431
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,506
‎不，什麼？

432
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,591
‎喔，明白了

433
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,928
‎不，我是說，總體而言
‎男性的薪資比女性還高

434
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,931
‎哇靠

435
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:26,642
‎邁克？

436
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,019
‎還有華倫、蓋瑞跟馬文

437
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:29,937
‎他們全都是

438
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,188
‎混球

439
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,606
‎我完全懂

440
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,774
‎我該怎麼辦？

441
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,692
‎我真是不敢相信

442
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,278
‎這是真的，就在我眼前

443
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,906
‎但這是機密

444
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,617
‎不再是了

445
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,286
‎偷吃忘記擦嘴巴了，白癡

446
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,329
‎誰是白癡？

447
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,248
‎他們，對吧？

448
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,542
‎是，當然他們不想讓我們
‎發現他們在搞我們

449
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,171
‎老天，我該挺身而出
‎但我會被開除嗎？

450
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,091
‎真相會讓你自由

451
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:00,926
‎好

452
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:03,989
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