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- (Seething exhale)
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- There she is, ha ha!
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- Craig! How are you liking
the event?
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- My mind is blown!
- Me too.
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- How long have you been
keeping this a secret from me?
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- A secret?
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- Mikey and I are old
travel buddies!
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Yeah! I haven't seen this guy
in what, 20 years?
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- About that.
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- Ah, Mikey!
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You neglected to tell me
that you guys were pals.
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- Oh yeah, back in '99,
we rode all the way
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across Southeast Asia together
on a moped.
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I did all the driving.
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- Yeah, yeah, and I never
forgot the guy who I hugged all
the way to Laos!
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- Yeah, nuts to butts.
- (Laughs) Nuts to butts!
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Seriously man, I always thought
that he'd be running like, a...
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a surf shop in Maui, you know,
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not working with us on Après!
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- Sorry?
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- Yeah, he just pitched me
his idea.
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- He did?
- Yeah.
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- It's everything in one word!
- Elevated.
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- Elevated!
- Elevated.
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- Elevated! Look, we were going
for sophistication,
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"elevated" transcends
sophistication.
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It's totally Zen!
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- I'm resisting the urge
to elevate my foot
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up your ass right now.
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(All chuckle)
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- You guys, you guys have like,
great energy, I can tell.
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You never dated, did you?
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- What? No! I'm married.
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- Well, that never stopped her
before.
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Yeah, couldn't resist
the old Bolinski charm.
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- What's that, terrible tattoos
and a crooked penis?!
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- Whoa!
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- Wh... Trish!
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Trish, come on,
that was a joke!
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Excuse me.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Bolinskiiii! The Blinses!
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- Yeah, yeah, let me show you
some of these kegs.
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- Ah, that guy can drink more
than any other human being--
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- Can he?!
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- That was amazing!
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- Yeah, I really thought
the venue delivered.
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- Oh yeah, no, the party.
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Yeah, the party was great,
yeah, great job.
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Hey, when can the two of you
present me with like,
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a formal pitch?
- Yes, um, about that...
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- You know what's weird?
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It's like I knew he was there
before I even saw him.
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- He certainly has a knack
for showing up
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where he's not needed.
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- He's always been a master
of surprise.
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Once he got us out of a jam
with the Bangkok police
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by pulling coins
out of their ears!
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(Both laugh)
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- Um, to be clear though,
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Mike isn't actually
on this project.
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- Really? But wasn't "Elevated"
his pitch?
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- Sure. Yes, um... but it really
wasn't his place to--
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- I like the idea.
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- I see. Um...
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me too.
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Uh well, leave it to me,
I'll talk to Mike.
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What's important is you get
exactly what you want.
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- Awesome. Hey.
- All right.
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- Pow!
- Yeah... (laughs)
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- Hey Kate, collaboration
is an elevated approach
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to success, huh,
don't you think?
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- I-I do think. Yeah.
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- Namaste.
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- Nama-namaste.
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Back at you.
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(Car rumbles)
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Mother fuck--
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♪♪♪
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- So, do you need me to get
a job, or something?
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- I need you to put your gi on,
and chop-chop to karate class.
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- But don't we need money?
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- (Sighs)
Before you earn money,
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you need to learn how
to conduct yourself.
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Because, let's face it,
we both know
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that you destroyed your job
at Kate's office.
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Karate teaches you discipline.
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And it's an opportunity.
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An opportunity...
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to see the benefits of rules...
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in your everyday life.
(keys clack)
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- But you guys are broke.
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- No, we're not!
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- I have exciting news!
- Oh my God! You got a job?
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- No. But I signed up
for an online coding course!
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- What?! Go get ready.
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Go, go, go, go!
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- Yeah! I mean, I have to get
with the times.
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Learn the language.
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Meet Mr. Future!
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- Mr. Future?!
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Do you really think that now
is a good time
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to start switching
career paths?
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- Well, this course promises
to have me coding by Christmas.
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- Christmas? Lionel, what
are we gonna live off of?!
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The book that I don't know
how to write,
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that's already a failed
experiment?!
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- Do you want help?
I have a lot of free time.
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- Oh my God,
we're gonna lose the house.
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- Okay honey, I think you're
being a little bit negative.
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- Oh really?! Do you think
you could code me a goddamn
coffin?!
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'Cause I'd like to take
a forever nap right about now.
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- Okay, well, clearly you
don't know what coding is.
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(Slams screen shut)
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- I am going upstairs to write,
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because our survival
depends on it!
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- Well, what am I supposed
to do with Alice?
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- Take her to karate!
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- And then what?
- I don't know, figure it out!
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- (Kate sighs)
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- Mind if I come in?
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- You're asking?
Not really your style.
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- Well, I uh,
owe you an apology.
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- Y'think?!
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I busted my ass on that event,
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and you show up,
pitch a new concept,
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and all of the sudden
Craig's vibrating
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like his asshole's full
of rose quartz!
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- So, Craiggles likes my idea.
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- Loves it.
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And now I am forced to invite
you in on this project.
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- I have never wanted to karate
somebody so bad.
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- Whoa.
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First we gotta take care
of this.
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Finish cleaning up after
Intern's party.
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Definitely not the image
Craig was angling for.
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(Teenagers cheer and shout)
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- Okay, where did you find this?
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- The internet.
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- We have to get rid of this.
Like, yesterday.
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- Don't worry, I'm hiring some
nerds to do an online scrub.
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- How much will that cost?
- It's my gift to you.
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Bottom line is, any evidence
of an illicit Apres party
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will be gone.
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- Good, thank you.
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Because I actually have to go
to this thing
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for my son's camp,
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and we also have to follow up
with Tru Air.
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- I'm working on a simple fix.
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Don't worry, I'll run it by you
before I press any buttons.
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So you can feel free to go
to your kid's thingamajig.
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Hmm?
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To fresh starts.
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- To fresh starts.
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- Hmm!
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You got yourself a little bit
wet there.
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- No I didn't, I didn't.
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♪♪♪
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(Kids holler)
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- Oh! Come here.
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Hey, dude!
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Yo, GQ!
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Your son just threw sand
in my kid's face!
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(Scoffs angrily)
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- Jubel, don't throw sand, okay?
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Not that I blame you for trying
to bury that kid. She looks like
Joe Dirt.
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- I heard that.
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- Oh, you talk.
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I thought some kid left
a Bratz doll on the bench.
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- Excuse me?
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Well, you look like
a butler on a break.
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- (Laughs)
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Wow.
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Which one's yours?
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- Uh, the only other Asian kid
in there, duh!
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- Puny!
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How many packs a day produced
that keychain?
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- Your kid is not
that much bigger.
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Did he come in the box
with your mail-order bride?
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- (Laughs)
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You're a bitch.
What's your name?
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- Jenny.
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- Isn't that a child's name?
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- What's your name?
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- Malcolm Cody Patrick.
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- Hmm, after your mom's
top three guesses
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at who got her pregnant?
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- (Laughs)
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Most people are taller
when they stand up.
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♪♪♪
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- Hey, Business Boy!
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Copier's out of toner.
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- I'm not a Business Boy
anymore, I told you.
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I got a promotion.
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I'm a businessman now.
I take inventory,
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and wear a tie.
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- What? Since when?
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- Since you weren't listening,
obviously.
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I'm the new Custodial
Operations Manager.
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- So you're a janitor?
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- I'm the manager
of the janitors.
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I'm a Janager.
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Dude! Way too much
floor cleaner!
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If you can't ration this
properly,
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I'm gonna have to find
somebody who can!
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(Sighs)
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- Um... I've never heard you
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speak to anyone like that
before.
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- Yeah, I might have to let
uh, Josh go.
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- You can...
you can fire people?
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- Totally.
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Uh... are you sure we're
supposed--
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- (Exhales)
(Clipboard clatters)
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(Door slams)
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(Impressed chuckle)
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- Lionel.
- Hi, Kate.
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Do you have a minute?
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- I was actually just
on my way out.
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But...
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All right, come on in.
- All right.
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Wow, I mean,
this place is great.
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- What's up?
- Um...
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you know uh, you know Anne.
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My wife.
You know my wife... Anne.
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- You havin' a stroke?
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- He is trying to ask you
to give me my job back.
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Lionel: No! No, I'm not.
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Yes, yes, I am.
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Please, don't tell Anne.
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- (Sighs)
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You jeopardized my entire
business, Alice.
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- And I'm really sorry.
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It was just supposed to be
a chill hang-out
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with some friends.
- Oh, please.
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There are videos
all over the internet
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of children drinking
my client's product.
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What if those kids' parents
decided to sue?
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- It's not my fault!
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Some guy in a mask showed up.
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He gave us the beers!
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- All right, if you're not
willing to take responsibility
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for your actions, then we have
nothing to talk about.
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- (Sighs) Okay!
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Okay.
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It's my fault.
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Look, I know almost all
the kids from the party.
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I can try to get them
to take down their posts.
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- This does not mean you have
your job back, okay?
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If I still have a client
at the end of this,
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maybe we can talk.
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- Okay. I'm on it.
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- All right, go connect
with Mike and the scrub team,
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they're in his office.
254
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,134
- Wow, that was really great,
thank you.
255
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,676
Hey, can I be on the scrub
team, too?
256
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,263
Because I don't have a job,
but I am learning to code, so...
257
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,639
- I love you, but I gotta go.
258
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,349
- Okay.
259
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,310
(Snaps, claps)
260
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,186
Uh, do you validate?
I don't have a job!
261
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,650
- You wanna grab dinner?
262
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,734
- (Laughs)
263
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,111
Yeah, that's not what this
was about.
264
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,696
It was just sex, and it doesn't
leave this closet.
265
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,782
- Wow, now I feel cheap.
266
00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,828
- So how much are you getting
paid to be the king
267
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,998
of the janitors?
- Oh, they doubled my pay.
268
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,833
- Yeah, right.
269
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,084
If they doubled your pay,
that means you're getting
270
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,629
more than me,
and I'm your superior.
271
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,297
- I don't know.
272
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,215
I'm serious.
They doubled my pay.
273
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,468
- (Yelling) What?!
274
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:24,100
♪♪♪
275
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,144
Sean: Now, this painting to me
is very reminiscent
276
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,770
of Monet's "Water Lilies",
277
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,606
although Mom would never
admit it.
278
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,025
I'll show you another one.
279
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,610
- To me, it's reminiscent
of something I've seen
280
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,363
hanging in a Ramada.
- Shh!
281
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,781
- So where did your mother
learn to paint?
282
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,741
- She actually studied
in Paris.
283
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,953
At a lesser known, but pretty
prestigious, art school.
284
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,704
One of their most famous
students was actually
285
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,167
Paul Gauguin.
- Oh! I know who that is!
286
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,336
That fruity soap store
at the mall, uh,
287
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,087
his paintings are on
their packages.
288
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,799
- So, Sean,
289
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,219
where is the artiste?
290
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:03,139
- Oh, yeah, she actually just
texted that she's feeling ill,
291
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,099
she won't be able to make it.
292
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,352
- Aw, that's-that's very sad.
293
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,103
- She'll be okay.
294
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,898
- Yeah... would you excuse us
for just one moment?
295
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,441
Come on.
296
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,817
I'll just be right back.
297
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,113
- What are you doing?
- He's pulling something.
298
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,241
- What? No, he's not.
299
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,201
- Yes, he is! I know for a fact
that Gauguin
300
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,370
didn't study at a shmancy
art school,
301
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,205
that he took up painting
after giving up his career
302
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,789
as a stockbroker!
303
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,209
- Since when do you know
so much about Paul Gauguin?
304
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,086
- Oh! Since I've started
doing 3:00 a.m. bottle feeds
305
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,046
and can't get back to sleep
without watching a documentary!
306
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,507
- Okay, so maybe he made
a mistake.
307
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,718
He's not the artist,
his mom is.
308
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,136
- An artist who isn't at
her own art show.
309
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,139
- Because she's sick!
- Because she doesn't exist.
310
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,849
- Are you jealous?
- No!
311
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,935
- Uh huh.
- No!
312
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,811
I just don't know why
he's still hanging around.
313
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,522
The guy donated some sperm,
314
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,940
but it's like he's back
from the war.
315
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,983
Can we finish this in the car,
please?
316
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,652
We've gotta get to Rhoda's camp.
317
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,321
- You know what?
You go. I'm staying.
318
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,573
- No, Bianca!
319
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,533
(Sighs)
320
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,993
Sean: Oh, yeah.
321
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,580
I mean, it was one her...
322
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,290
- All right, there we go.
Okay.
323
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,250
Ugh!
324
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377
Why do they always have to do
this shit
325
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,836
in the middle of a work day?
326
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,715
And what does a carnival
have to do with camp?!
327
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,634
- Well, camp is just
some loose term
328
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,427
for any kind of ranch-style
babysitting.
329
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,970
(Charlie cries out)
- What was that, buddy?
330
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,514
- I want ass!
331
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,558
- Did he just say he wanted ass?
332
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,602
- Yeah, he's been saying it
since the beginning of camp.
333
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,270
I don't know what to do
about it.
334
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,773
- Is that-is that Val?
- Oh my God.
335
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,483
- Kate! Anne!
336
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,858
(Laughs)
337
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,446
Hi, ladies.
338
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,990
You enjoying family day?
- So what is happening?
339
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,326
- Mel got a bouncy castle
at a liquidation sale.
340
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,952
It's been a golden goose.
341
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,912
Even the boys are helping out.
342
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,623
- Shh! Shh! Stop! Dude.
343
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,750
(Pops) Ow!
344
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,876
Kate: You should be so proud.
345
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,920
- Congratulations.
346
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,424
- Kate and I know running
a business is demanding,
but the rewards are extra sweet,
347
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,343
like a hard-won orgasm.
348
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,637
- Well, you know, I-I run
my own business, too.
349
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,347
- Mm, not really the same thing.
350
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,600
Anyway, gotta go.
351
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,892
Someone upchucked
in the bouncy castle.
352
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,645
Kettle corn.
353
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,396
- Bye.
354
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,315
- She's always such a bitch
to me!
355
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,566
- Is she?
356
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,570
I find it interesting that
they want nothing to do
357
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,280
with each other.
358
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,032
- I don't get it,
we're best friends,
359
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,742
so shouldn't they be like,
biologically engineered
360
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,703
to be best friends?
- Mhmm.
361
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,789
- Oh... or not.
Speaking of delinquent kids,
362
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,666
did you give Alice
her job back?
363
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,876
- Well, no, but I told her
she could earn it back
364
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,086
if she earned my trust, right?
Like, baby steps.
365
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,797
- Baby steps.
366
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,757
You could've baby steps when
you were moving back in with...
367
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,467
Nathan: Hey, Anne.
368
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,052
- Nathan.
369
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,095
- Hey.
- Hey.
370
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,181
Charlie: Ass! Ass!
371
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,308
I want Ass!
- Charlie!
372
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,602
Don't say that wor--
this is what I'm talking about.
373
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,563
He's like, hungry for some
strange.
374
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,356
- The apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
375
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,274
- Are you talking about
an infidelity tree, Anne?
376
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,609
'Cause I am not that tree
anymore.
377
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,152
- Enough.
378
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,446
- Look, you may not approve,
but I love your best friend.
379
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,365
- You hurt her again,
and I will shave your balls
380
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,534
with a straight razor.
- That would like save me time.
381
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,327
- Okay, this could not get
any weirder.
382
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,204
- Yo, what up, clowns?
383
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,081
- Forrest!
384
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,999
Do you... do you work here?
385
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,585
- Yeah, I used to come here
as a kid.
386
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,670
- So what, like, last year?
387
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,422
- Yo, I would keep these two
separate,
388
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,382
she tried to bury him
in the sandbox the other day.
389
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,217
- What? No!
390
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,094
I mean, they were probably
just playing.
391
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,763
- If you mean playing
in the Thunderdome,
392
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,723
where only one of them
walks out alive.
393
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,768
- What're you... ah! How-
what is happening today?!
394
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,102
Look, these two are destined
395
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,771
to have fuckin' friendship
bracelets. And Nathan...
396
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,940
I'm sorry, okay?
You're fine.
397
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,901
- Thank you...?
- Look.
398
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,403
I'm not gonna shave your balls,
okay?
399
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,406
Look, you know what, we're
overdue for a-a double date.
400
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,700
We should go out for drinks,
break some crab...
401
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,787
- Crab? It's a pretty
busy week.
402
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,913
But raincheck, for sure.
- Yeah.
403
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,080
- Okay.
404
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,957
- I'm gonna take a lap,
you wanna join me?
405
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,459
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, I'll go grab the kids.
406
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,629
- I'll-I'll see you soon.
- Mhmm. Yeah, sure.
407
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,004
- Yo, do you wanna...
408
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,381
go in the bouncy castle?
409
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,801
It's shaped like a cow's butt.
410
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,385
- No!
411
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,262
Get outta here, scram!
412
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,847
God!
413
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:18,311
♪♪♪
414
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,652
- What the hell is this?
415
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,111
My daughter looks like
a filthy slob,
416
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,322
and who is this miserable kid?
417
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,492
- Oh my God, look at that one,
she's picking her nose!
418
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,494
Kate: Hey!
- Hey!
419
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,162
- Look at these great shots!
420
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,789
What's up, man?
- Yeah.
421
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,999
- Oh hey, look at you,
with your buddy.
422
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,751
Charlie: Ass!
423
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,837
- Uh, did he uh...
424
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,756
- What did I say about saying
that word, you gotta stop that!
425
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,842
- Let me know if you ladies
want to order any prints.
426
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,970
- Why would anyone want a copy
of this in their home?
427
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,597
- Yes, we most certainly will.
428
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974
Thank you.
429
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,351
- Bye, guys.
- Let's go, come on.
430
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,605
- Hey, if it means anything,
I think they're great.
431
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,648
I'm so sick of those like,
432
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,441
posed bullshit school
photographs.
433
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,485
At least you really caught them,
you know?
434
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,153
- Thanks.
435
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,071
Clearly, my style's
not for everyone.
436
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,491
- Pssh! Well, I dig it.
I mean, look at my little guy!
437
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,451
He looks so happy over there!
438
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,453
- Wait, you're Charlie's mom?
439
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,622
Yeah, I'm Maya, Axe's mom!
That's Axe.
440
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,457
- His name is Axe?
441
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,250
- Yeah, short for Axelrod.
442
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,503
- He keeps saying "Ass!"
443
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,338
Ass, Axe, I didn't...
- (Laughs)
444
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,007
- Don't kill me!
445
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,675
- I literally have been
preparing myself
446
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,552
for a four-year-old with
a butt complex.
447
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,136
- (Laughs)
- This is ridiculous,
448
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,805
he just wants to play
with your son.
449
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,890
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm Kate.
450
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,642
- I'm Maya. Our kids
are super tight.
451
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,603
We should just hang.
- Let me get your number.
452
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,397
- Hey, what's goin' on here?
453
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,650
- Hey Anne, this is Maya,
it's Axe's mom.
454
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,861
Our kids are, are pretty tight,
they've hit it off, I guess.
455
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,612
- Hit it off?
456
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,573
Apparently the counsellor said
they're inseparable.
457
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,199
- Inseparable.
- (Laughs)
458
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,784
- If they love each other
so much,
459
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,244
they should just get married!
460
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,204
- I think we'll just start
with a playdate.
461
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,122
- Hey, how's Thursday, you guys
wanna all get dinner?
462
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,875
- Yeah, let's do that.
- All right.
463
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,752
- I thought you had
a busy week?
464
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,795
- Oh, I have a few more gems
I wanna show you.
465
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,547
- Oh, totally. I can't believe
he was calling him "ass!"
466
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,465
- Literally believe it.
- My kid can be so dumb!
467
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,467
(Both chuckle)
- Honestly.
468
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,307
(Objects clatter)
469
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,810
- I'm sorry I was so rude.
this afternoon.
470
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,103
It was immature.
471
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,898
It's just...
472
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,318
you see the good in everyone,
and I love that about you,
473
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,195
but I have met some...
474
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,740
nice people with not nice
intentions.
475
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,952
- What reason does he have
to lie?
476
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,622
Oh, I met his Mom, by the way.
477
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,123
And she was sick.
478
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,209
- Well, anybody could pay
a meth-head
479
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,211
to play their sick mother.
- Oh!
480
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,130
- I'm just saying.
- Frankie, I'm not stupid!
481
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,508
Sean-Sean's a good person.
God brought him
482
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,135
into mine and Solomon's lives
for a reason.
483
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,845
- Well, actually, I brought
him into...
484
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,764
- See? This is all about you.
485
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,181
- Okay, well, what are you
looking for?
486
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,434
- My rosary! My grandmother
gave it to me.
487
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,978
- Well, maybe somebody
stole it.
488
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,689
- Oh my God.
489
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,694
(Cell phone buzzes)
Kate: Oh!
490
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,950
(Kate laughs)
491
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,870
(Chuckles)
492
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,580
- Hey Alice, why aren't you
in there with the rest
493
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,958
of the scrub team?
- Well, Bullshitzki
494
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,918
wouldn't even let me
in the room.
495
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,712
He said, "Head home, Intern,
you've helped enough."
496
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,173
But my friends sent me all
the stuff from the party.
497
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,216
I've got video of the beer guy.
498
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:43,182
(Teenagers holler and laugh)
499
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,600
- That's a grown man!
500
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,227
Uh, send me this video ASAP,
okay?
501
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:52,108
Good work, Carlson.
502
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,192
(Teenagers in video cheer)
503
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,235
(Cell phone buzzes)
504
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,070
- What the?
505
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,658
Uh huh?
506
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,785
Jenny: Kate, it's Jenny.
I need to ask you a question,
507
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,163
as one successful businesswoman
to another.
508
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580
- Uh... uh, sure.
509
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,582
- So I'm looking over
our staff payroll,
510
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,584
and I'm noticing that people
are getting paid
511
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,045
different things.
512
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,421
- Well, that's kinda how
payroll works.
513
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,507
But how do I zoom in here?
- No, what?!
514
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,093
- Oh, I see.
- No, I mean, overall,
515
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,845
men are getting paid more
than women.
516
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,057
- Holy fuckin' shit!
517
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,976
Mike?!
518
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,978
- And Warren, and Gary,
and Marvin!
519
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,355
All of them!
- Bastard!
520
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,816
- I know! Totally.
What do we do?
521
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,651
- Okay, I can't even
believe this.
522
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,278
- Well, it's real,
I'm looking right at it.
523
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,866
But... it's confidential
info.
524
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,077
- Well, not anymore.
525
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,037
The cat's outta the bag,
shithead.
526
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,832
- Who's a shithead?
Them, right?
527
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,044
Yeah, of course they don't want
us to know they're screwing us!
528
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,171
God, I should say something,
but...
529
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,506
what if I get fired?
530
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,675
- The truth'll set you free.
531
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:00,843
- Uh huh.
532
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,639
(Phone clatters)
533
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:10,019
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