1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:07,800 - (Seething exhale) 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,638 - There she is, ha ha! 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,723 - Craig! How are you liking the event? 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,267 - My mind is blown! - Me too. 5 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,854 - How long have you been keeping this a secret from me? 6 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,313 - A secret? 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,398 - Mikey and I are old travel buddies! 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,193 Yeah! I haven't seen this guy in what, 20 years? 9 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,528 - About that. 10 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,237 - Ah, Mikey! 11 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,490 You neglected to tell me that you guys were pals. 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,034 - Oh yeah, back in '99, we rode all the way 13 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,244 across Southeast Asia together on a moped. 14 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,288 I did all the driving. 15 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:42,001 - Yeah, yeah, and I never forgot the guy who I hugged all the way to Laos! 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,045 - Yeah, nuts to butts. - (Laughs) Nuts to butts! 17 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:47,255 Seriously man, I always thought that he'd be running like, a... 18 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,591 a surf shop in Maui, you know, 19 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,218 not working with us on Après! 20 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,512 - Sorry? 21 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,222 - Yeah, he just pitched me his idea. 22 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,056 - He did? - Yeah. 23 00:00:57,098 --> 00:01:00,268 - It's everything in one word! - Elevated. 24 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,437 - Elevated! - Elevated. 25 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,982 - Elevated! Look, we were going for sophistication, 26 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:08,235 "elevated" transcends sophistication. 27 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,278 It's totally Zen! 28 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,113 - I'm resisting the urge to elevate my foot 29 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,699 up your ass right now. 30 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,200 (All chuckle) 31 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,328 - You guys, you guys have like, great energy, I can tell. 32 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,955 You never dated, did you? 33 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,498 - What? No! I'm married. 34 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,250 - Well, that never stopped her before. 35 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,419 Yeah, couldn't resist the old Bolinski charm. 36 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,255 - What's that, terrible tattoos and a crooked penis?! 37 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,297 - Whoa! 38 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:33,427 - Wh... Trish! 39 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,094 Trish, come on, that was a joke! 40 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,890 Excuse me. - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,477 Bolinskiiii! The Blinses! 42 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,354 - Yeah, yeah, let me show you some of these kegs. 43 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,607 - Ah, that guy can drink more than any other human being-- 44 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,275 - Can he?! 45 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:49,484 - That was amazing! 46 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,110 - Yeah, I really thought the venue delivered. 47 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,863 - Oh yeah, no, the party. 48 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,823 Yeah, the party was great, yeah, great job. 49 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,867 Hey, when can the two of you present me with like, 50 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,994 a formal pitch? - Yes, um, about that... 51 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,704 - You know what's weird? 52 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,873 It's like I knew he was there before I even saw him. 53 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,416 - He certainly has a knack for showing up 54 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,584 where he's not needed. 55 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,253 - He's always been a master of surprise. 56 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,214 Once he got us out of a jam with the Bangkok police 57 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,592 by pulling coins out of their ears! 58 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,885 (Both laugh) 59 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,263 - Um, to be clear though, 60 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,682 Mike isn't actually on this project. 61 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:25,437 - Really? But wasn't "Elevated" his pitch? 62 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:29,524 - Sure. Yes, um... but it really wasn't his place to-- 63 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,110 - I like the idea. 64 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,405 - I see. Um... 65 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,157 me too. 66 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,701 Uh well, leave it to me, I'll talk to Mike. 67 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,079 What's important is you get exactly what you want. 68 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:44,498 - Awesome. Hey. - All right. 69 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,166 - Pow! - Yeah... (laughs) 70 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:50,253 - Hey Kate, collaboration is an elevated approach 71 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,589 to success, huh, don't you think? 72 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,967 - I-I do think. Yeah. 73 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,015 - Namaste. 74 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,181 - Nama-namaste. 75 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,017 Back at you. 76 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,060 (Car rumbles) 77 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:07,980 Mother fuck-- 78 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:12,191 ♪♪♪ 79 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,031 - So, do you need me to get a job, or something? 80 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:20,701 - I need you to put your gi on, and chop-chop to karate class. 81 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,661 - But don't we need money? 82 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,955 - (Sighs) Before you earn money, 83 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,790 you need to learn how to conduct yourself. 84 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,083 Because, let's face it, we both know 85 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,169 that you destroyed your job at Kate's office. 86 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,588 Karate teaches you discipline. 87 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,633 And it's an opportunity. 88 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,677 An opportunity... 89 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,471 to see the benefits of rules... 90 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,932 in your everyday life. (keys clack) 91 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,433 - But you guys are broke. 92 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,268 - No, we're not! 93 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,938 - I have exciting news! - Oh my God! You got a job? 94 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,775 - No. But I signed up for an online coding course! 95 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,903 - What?! Go get ready. 96 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,237 Go, go, go, go! 97 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,573 - Yeah! I mean, I have to get with the times. 98 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,033 Learn the language. 99 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,577 Meet Mr. Future! 100 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,662 - Mr. Future?! 101 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,956 Do you really think that now is a good time 102 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,125 to start switching career paths? 103 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,460 - Well, this course promises to have me coding by Christmas. 104 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,755 - Christmas? Lionel, what are we gonna live off of?! 105 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,048 The book that I don't know how to write, 106 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,632 that's already a failed experiment?! 107 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,551 - Do you want help? I have a lot of free time. 108 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,595 - Oh my God, we're gonna lose the house. 109 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,680 - Okay honey, I think you're being a little bit negative. 110 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:27,059 - Oh really?! Do you think you could code me a goddamn coffin?! 111 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,477 'Cause I'd like to take a forever nap right about now. 112 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,188 - Okay, well, clearly you don't know what coding is. 113 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,981 (Slams screen shut) 114 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,357 - I am going upstairs to write, 115 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,276 because our survival depends on it! 116 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,986 - Well, what am I supposed to do with Alice? 117 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,613 - Take her to karate! 118 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,366 - And then what? - I don't know, figure it out! 119 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,164 - (Kate sighs) 120 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,791 - Mind if I come in? 121 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,251 - You're asking? Not really your style. 122 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,462 - Well, I uh, owe you an apology. 123 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:58,006 - Y'think?! 124 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,092 I busted my ass on that event, 125 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,427 and you show up, pitch a new concept, 126 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,138 and all of the sudden Craig's vibrating 127 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,306 like his asshole's full of rose quartz! 128 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:09,226 - So, Craiggles likes my idea. 129 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,644 - Loves it. 130 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:14,355 And now I am forced to invite you in on this project. 131 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:20,403 - I have never wanted to karate somebody so bad. 132 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,780 - Whoa. 133 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,199 First we gotta take care of this. 134 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,536 Finish cleaning up after Intern's party. 135 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,622 Definitely not the image Craig was angling for. 136 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,958 (Teenagers cheer and shout) 137 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,340 - Okay, where did you find this? 138 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:42,884 - The internet. 139 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,679 - We have to get rid of this. Like, yesterday. 140 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,765 - Don't worry, I'm hiring some nerds to do an online scrub. 141 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,350 - How much will that cost? - It's my gift to you. 142 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:54,562 Bottom line is, any evidence of an illicit Apres party 143 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,355 will be gone. 144 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,399 - Good, thank you. 145 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,194 Because I actually have to go to this thing 146 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,486 for my son's camp, 147 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,989 and we also have to follow up with Tru Air. 148 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,783 - I'm working on a simple fix. 149 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,828 Don't worry, I'll run it by you before I press any buttons. 150 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,789 So you can feel free to go to your kid's thingamajig. 151 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,084 Hmm? 152 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,669 To fresh starts. 153 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,004 - To fresh starts. 154 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,218 - Hmm! 155 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,385 You got yourself a little bit wet there. 156 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:27,762 - No I didn't, I didn't. 157 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:32,433 ♪♪♪ 158 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,477 (Kids holler) 159 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,106 - Oh! Come here. 160 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,234 Hey, dude! 161 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,527 Yo, GQ! 162 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,863 Your son just threw sand in my kid's face! 163 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,323 (Scoffs angrily) 164 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:49,326 - Jubel, don't throw sand, okay? 165 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:58,501 Not that I blame you for trying to bury that kid. She looks like Joe Dirt. 166 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,046 - I heard that. 167 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,464 - Oh, you talk. 168 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,260 I thought some kid left a Bratz doll on the bench. 169 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,178 - Excuse me? 170 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,389 Well, you look like a butler on a break. 171 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:12,266 - (Laughs) 172 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,268 Wow. 173 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,186 Which one's yours? 174 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,730 - Uh, the only other Asian kid in there, duh! 175 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,190 - Puny! 176 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,192 How many packs a day produced that keychain? 177 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,485 - Your kid is not that much bigger. 178 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,738 Did he come in the box with your mail-order bride? 179 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,531 - (Laughs) 180 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,784 You're a bitch. What's your name? 181 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,493 - Jenny. 182 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,246 - Isn't that a child's name? 183 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,040 - What's your name? 184 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,750 - Malcolm Cody Patrick. 185 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,501 - Hmm, after your mom's top three guesses 186 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,337 at who got her pregnant? 187 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,256 - (Laughs) 188 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,217 Oh, that's interesting. 189 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,468 Most people are taller when they stand up. 190 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:58,186 ♪♪♪ 191 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,896 - Hey, Business Boy! 192 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,689 Copier's out of toner. 193 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,608 - I'm not a Business Boy anymore, I told you. 194 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,152 I got a promotion. 195 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,028 I'm a businessman now. I take inventory, 196 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,905 and wear a tie. 197 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,158 - What? Since when? 198 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,368 - Since you weren't listening, obviously. 199 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,079 I'm the new Custodial Operations Manager. 200 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,623 - So you're a janitor? 201 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,709 - I'm the manager of the janitors. 202 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,628 I'm a Janager. 203 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,134 Dude! Way too much floor cleaner! 204 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,677 If you can't ration this properly, 205 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,387 I'm gonna have to find somebody who can! 206 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,972 (Sighs) 207 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,976 - Um... I've never heard you 208 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,769 speak to anyone like that before. 209 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:43,190 - Yeah, I might have to let uh, Josh go. 210 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,650 - You can... you can fire people? 211 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,902 - Totally. 212 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,368 Uh... are you sure we're supposed-- 213 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,203 - (Exhales) (Clipboard clatters) 214 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,329 (Door slams) 215 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,417 (Impressed chuckle) 216 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,795 - Lionel. - Hi, Kate. 217 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,381 Do you have a minute? 218 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,882 - I was actually just on my way out. 219 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,342 But... 220 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,095 All right, come on in. - All right. 221 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,225 Wow, I mean, this place is great. 222 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,018 - What's up? - Um... 223 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,437 you know uh, you know Anne. 224 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,815 My wife. You know my wife... Anne. 225 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,567 - You havin' a stroke? 226 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:31,112 - He is trying to ask you to give me my job back. 227 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,822 Lionel: No! No, I'm not. 228 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,615 Yes, yes, I am. 229 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,451 Please, don't tell Anne. 230 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,328 - (Sighs) 231 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,080 You jeopardized my entire business, Alice. 232 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,582 - And I'm really sorry. 233 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,001 It was just supposed to be a chill hang-out 234 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,878 with some friends. - Oh, please. 235 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,423 There are videos all over the internet 236 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,550 of children drinking my client's product. 237 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,968 What if those kids' parents decided to sue? 238 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,304 - It's not my fault! 239 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,931 Some guy in a mask showed up. 240 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,766 He gave us the beers! 241 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,018 - All right, if you're not willing to take responsibility 242 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,811 for your actions, then we have nothing to talk about. 243 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,023 - (Sighs) Okay! 244 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,442 Okay. 245 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,735 It's my fault. 246 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,407 Look, I know almost all the kids from the party. 247 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,243 I can try to get them to take down their posts. 248 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,122 - This does not mean you have your job back, okay? 249 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,748 If I still have a client at the end of this, 250 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,333 maybe we can talk. 251 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,710 - Okay. I'm on it. 252 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,629 - All right, go connect with Mike and the scrub team, 253 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,215 they're in his office. 254 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,134 - Wow, that was really great, thank you. 255 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,676 Hey, can I be on the scrub team, too? 256 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,263 Because I don't have a job, but I am learning to code, so... 257 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,639 - I love you, but I gotta go. 258 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,349 - Okay. 259 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,310 (Snaps, claps) 260 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,186 Uh, do you validate? I don't have a job! 261 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,650 - You wanna grab dinner? 262 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,734 - (Laughs) 263 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,111 Yeah, that's not what this was about. 264 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,696 It was just sex, and it doesn't leave this closet. 265 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,782 - Wow, now I feel cheap. 266 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,828 - So how much are you getting paid to be the king 267 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,998 of the janitors? - Oh, they doubled my pay. 268 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,833 - Yeah, right. 269 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,084 If they doubled your pay, that means you're getting 270 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,629 more than me, and I'm your superior. 271 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,297 - I don't know. 272 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,215 I'm serious. They doubled my pay. 273 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,468 - (Yelling) What?! 274 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:24,100 ♪♪♪ 275 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,144 Sean: Now, this painting to me is very reminiscent 276 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,770 of Monet's "Water Lilies", 277 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,606 although Mom would never admit it. 278 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,025 I'll show you another one. 279 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,610 - To me, it's reminiscent of something I've seen 280 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,363 hanging in a Ramada. - Shh! 281 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,781 - So where did your mother learn to paint? 282 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,741 - She actually studied in Paris. 283 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,953 At a lesser known, but pretty prestigious, art school. 284 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,704 One of their most famous students was actually 285 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,167 Paul Gauguin. - Oh! I know who that is! 286 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,336 That fruity soap store at the mall, uh, 287 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,087 his paintings are on their packages. 288 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,799 - So, Sean, 289 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,219 where is the artiste? 290 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:03,139 - Oh, yeah, she actually just texted that she's feeling ill, 291 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,099 she won't be able to make it. 292 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,352 - Aw, that's-that's very sad. 293 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,103 - She'll be okay. 294 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,898 - Yeah... would you excuse us for just one moment? 295 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,441 Come on. 296 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,817 I'll just be right back. 297 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,113 - What are you doing? - He's pulling something. 298 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,241 - What? No, he's not. 299 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,201 - Yes, he is! I know for a fact that Gauguin 300 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,370 didn't study at a shmancy art school, 301 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,205 that he took up painting after giving up his career 302 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,789 as a stockbroker! 303 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,209 - Since when do you know so much about Paul Gauguin? 304 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,086 - Oh! Since I've started doing 3:00 a.m. bottle feeds 305 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,046 and can't get back to sleep without watching a documentary! 306 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,507 - Okay, so maybe he made a mistake. 307 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,718 He's not the artist, his mom is. 308 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,136 - An artist who isn't at her own art show. 309 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,139 - Because she's sick! - Because she doesn't exist. 310 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,849 - Are you jealous? - No! 311 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,935 - Uh huh. - No! 312 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,811 I just don't know why he's still hanging around. 313 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,522 The guy donated some sperm, 314 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,940 but it's like he's back from the war. 315 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,983 Can we finish this in the car, please? 316 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,652 We've gotta get to Rhoda's camp. 317 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,321 - You know what? You go. I'm staying. 318 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,573 - No, Bianca! 319 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,533 (Sighs) 320 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,993 Sean: Oh, yeah. 321 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,580 I mean, it was one her... 322 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,290 - All right, there we go. Okay. 323 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,250 Ugh! 324 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377 Why do they always have to do this shit 325 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,836 in the middle of a work day? 326 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,715 And what does a carnival have to do with camp?! 327 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,634 - Well, camp is just some loose term 328 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,427 for any kind of ranch-style babysitting. 329 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,970 (Charlie cries out) - What was that, buddy? 330 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,514 - I want ass! 331 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,558 - Did he just say he wanted ass? 332 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,602 - Yeah, he's been saying it since the beginning of camp. 333 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,270 I don't know what to do about it. 334 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,773 - Is that-is that Val? - Oh my God. 335 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,483 - Kate! Anne! 336 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,858 (Laughs) 337 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,446 Hi, ladies. 338 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,990 You enjoying family day? - So what is happening? 339 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,326 - Mel got a bouncy castle at a liquidation sale. 340 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,952 It's been a golden goose. 341 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,912 Even the boys are helping out. 342 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,623 - Shh! Shh! Stop! Dude. 343 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,750 (Pops) Ow! 344 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,876 Kate: You should be so proud. 345 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,920 - Congratulations. 346 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,424 - Kate and I know running a business is demanding, but the rewards are extra sweet, 347 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,343 like a hard-won orgasm. 348 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,637 - Well, you know, I-I run my own business, too. 349 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,347 - Mm, not really the same thing. 350 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,600 Anyway, gotta go. 351 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,892 Someone upchucked in the bouncy castle. 352 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,645 Kettle corn. 353 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,396 - Bye. 354 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,315 - She's always such a bitch to me! 355 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,566 - Is she? 356 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,570 I find it interesting that they want nothing to do 357 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,280 with each other. 358 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,032 - I don't get it, we're best friends, 359 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,742 so shouldn't they be like, biologically engineered 360 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,703 to be best friends? - Mhmm. 361 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,789 - Oh... or not. Speaking of delinquent kids, 362 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,666 did you give Alice her job back? 363 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,876 - Well, no, but I told her she could earn it back 364 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,086 if she earned my trust, right? Like, baby steps. 365 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,797 - Baby steps. 366 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,757 You could've baby steps when you were moving back in with... 367 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,467 Nathan: Hey, Anne. 368 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,052 - Nathan. 369 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,095 - Hey. - Hey. 370 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,181 Charlie: Ass! Ass! 371 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,308 I want Ass! - Charlie! 372 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,602 Don't say that wor-- this is what I'm talking about. 373 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,563 He's like, hungry for some strange. 374 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,356 - The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 375 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,274 - Are you talking about an infidelity tree, Anne? 376 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,609 'Cause I am not that tree anymore. 377 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,152 - Enough. 378 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,446 - Look, you may not approve, but I love your best friend. 379 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,365 - You hurt her again, and I will shave your balls 380 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,534 with a straight razor. - That would like save me time. 381 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,327 - Okay, this could not get any weirder. 382 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,204 - Yo, what up, clowns? 383 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,081 - Forrest! 384 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,999 Do you... do you work here? 385 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,585 - Yeah, I used to come here as a kid. 386 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,670 - So what, like, last year? 387 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,422 - Yo, I would keep these two separate, 388 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,382 she tried to bury him in the sandbox the other day. 389 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,217 - What? No! 390 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,094 I mean, they were probably just playing. 391 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,763 - If you mean playing in the Thunderdome, 392 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,723 where only one of them walks out alive. 393 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,768 - What're you... ah! How- what is happening today?! 394 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,102 Look, these two are destined 395 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,771 to have fuckin' friendship bracelets. And Nathan... 396 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,940 I'm sorry, okay? You're fine. 397 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,901 - Thank you...? - Look. 398 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,403 I'm not gonna shave your balls, okay? 399 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,406 Look, you know what, we're overdue for a-a double date. 400 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,700 We should go out for drinks, break some crab... 401 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,787 - Crab? It's a pretty busy week. 402 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,913 But raincheck, for sure. - Yeah. 403 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,080 - Okay. 404 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,957 - I'm gonna take a lap, you wanna join me? 405 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,459 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, I'll go grab the kids. 406 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,629 - I'll-I'll see you soon. - Mhmm. Yeah, sure. 407 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,004 - Yo, do you wanna... 408 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,381 go in the bouncy castle? 409 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,801 It's shaped like a cow's butt. 410 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,385 - No! 411 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,262 Get outta here, scram! 412 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,847 God! 413 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:18,311 ♪♪♪ 414 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,652 - What the hell is this? 415 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,111 My daughter looks like a filthy slob, 416 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,322 and who is this miserable kid? 417 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,492 - Oh my God, look at that one, she's picking her nose! 418 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,494 Kate: Hey! - Hey! 419 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,162 - Look at these great shots! 420 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,789 What's up, man? - Yeah. 421 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,999 - Oh hey, look at you, with your buddy. 422 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,751 Charlie: Ass! 423 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,837 - Uh, did he uh... 424 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,756 - What did I say about saying that word, you gotta stop that! 425 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,842 - Let me know if you ladies want to order any prints. 426 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,970 - Why would anyone want a copy of this in their home? 427 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,597 - Yes, we most certainly will. 428 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974 Thank you. 429 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,351 - Bye, guys. - Let's go, come on. 430 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,605 - Hey, if it means anything, I think they're great. 431 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,648 I'm so sick of those like, 432 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,441 posed bullshit school photographs. 433 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,485 At least you really caught them, you know? 434 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,153 - Thanks. 435 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,071 Clearly, my style's not for everyone. 436 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,491 - Pssh! Well, I dig it. I mean, look at my little guy! 437 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,451 He looks so happy over there! 438 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,453 - Wait, you're Charlie's mom? 439 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,622 Yeah, I'm Maya, Axe's mom! That's Axe. 440 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,457 - His name is Axe? 441 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,250 - Yeah, short for Axelrod. 442 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,503 - He keeps saying "Ass!" 443 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,338 Ass, Axe, I didn't... - (Laughs) 444 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,007 - Don't kill me! 445 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,675 - I literally have been preparing myself 446 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,552 for a four-year-old with a butt complex. 447 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,136 - (Laughs) - This is ridiculous, 448 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,805 he just wants to play with your son. 449 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,890 - Yeah. - Well, I'm Kate. 450 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,642 - I'm Maya. Our kids are super tight. 451 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,603 We should just hang. - Let me get your number. 452 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,397 - Hey, what's goin' on here? 453 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,650 - Hey Anne, this is Maya, it's Axe's mom. 454 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,861 Our kids are, are pretty tight, they've hit it off, I guess. 455 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,612 - Hit it off? 456 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,573 Apparently the counsellor said they're inseparable. 457 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,199 - Inseparable. - (Laughs) 458 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,784 - If they love each other so much, 459 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,244 they should just get married! 460 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,204 - I think we'll just start with a playdate. 461 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,122 - Hey, how's Thursday, you guys wanna all get dinner? 462 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,875 - Yeah, let's do that. - All right. 463 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,752 - I thought you had a busy week? 464 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,795 - Oh, I have a few more gems I wanna show you. 465 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,547 - Oh, totally. I can't believe he was calling him "ass!" 466 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,465 - Literally believe it. - My kid can be so dumb! 467 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,467 (Both chuckle) - Honestly. 468 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,307 (Objects clatter) 469 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,810 - I'm sorry I was so rude. this afternoon. 470 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,103 It was immature. 471 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,898 It's just... 472 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,318 you see the good in everyone, and I love that about you, 473 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,195 but I have met some... 474 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,740 nice people with not nice intentions. 475 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,952 - What reason does he have to lie? 476 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,622 Oh, I met his Mom, by the way. 477 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,123 And she was sick. 478 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,209 - Well, anybody could pay a meth-head 479 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,211 to play their sick mother. - Oh! 480 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,130 - I'm just saying. - Frankie, I'm not stupid! 481 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,508 Sean-Sean's a good person. God brought him 482 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,135 into mine and Solomon's lives for a reason. 483 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,845 - Well, actually, I brought him into... 484 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,764 - See? This is all about you. 485 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,181 - Okay, well, what are you looking for? 486 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,434 - My rosary! My grandmother gave it to me. 487 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,978 - Well, maybe somebody stole it. 488 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,689 - Oh my God. 489 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,694 (Cell phone buzzes) Kate: Oh! 490 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,950 (Kate laughs) 491 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,870 (Chuckles) 492 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,580 - Hey Alice, why aren't you in there with the rest 493 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,958 of the scrub team? - Well, Bullshitzki 494 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,918 wouldn't even let me in the room. 495 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,712 He said, "Head home, Intern, you've helped enough." 496 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,173 But my friends sent me all the stuff from the party. 497 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,216 I've got video of the beer guy. 498 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:43,182 (Teenagers holler and laugh) 499 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,600 - That's a grown man! 500 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,227 Uh, send me this video ASAP, okay? 501 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:52,108 Good work, Carlson. 502 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,192 (Teenagers in video cheer) 503 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,235 (Cell phone buzzes) 504 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,070 - What the? 505 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,658 Uh huh? 506 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,785 Jenny: Kate, it's Jenny. I need to ask you a question, 507 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,163 as one successful businesswoman to another. 508 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580 - Uh... uh, sure. 509 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,582 - So I'm looking over our staff payroll, 510 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,584 and I'm noticing that people are getting paid 511 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,045 different things. 512 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,421 - Well, that's kinda how payroll works. 513 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,507 But how do I zoom in here? - No, what?! 514 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,093 - Oh, I see. - No, I mean, overall, 515 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,845 men are getting paid more than women. 516 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,057 - Holy fuckin' shit! 517 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,976 Mike?! 518 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,978 - And Warren, and Gary, and Marvin! 519 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,355 All of them! - Bastard! 520 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,816 - I know! Totally. What do we do? 521 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,651 - Okay, I can't even believe this. 522 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,278 - Well, it's real, I'm looking right at it. 523 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,866 But... it's confidential info. 524 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,077 - Well, not anymore. 525 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,037 The cat's outta the bag, shithead. 526 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,832 - Who's a shithead? Them, right? 527 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,044 Yeah, of course they don't want us to know they're screwing us! 528 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,171 God, I should say something, but... 529 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,506 what if I get fired? 530 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,675 - The truth'll set you free. 531 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:00,843 - Uh huh. 532 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,639 (Phone clatters) 533 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:10,019 ♪♪♪