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‎媽咪

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‎媽咪

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‎喔，查理

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‎查理，你得回你自己的房間
‎好嗎，猴子？

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‎拜託，愛你，我愛你
‎回到你自己的房間好嘛？

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‎我怕怕，媽咪

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‎拜託

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‎走

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‎-妳帶他回床上了？
‎-是的

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‎不是，我把他放回嬰兒床

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‎凱特，不可以

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‎-好，我要把他搬開
‎-不要

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‎拜託，不要
‎如果他又進來，都只會是我

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‎你天塌下來都不會醒

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‎我需要休息，拜託

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‎-好吧
‎-謝謝你

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‎如果沒有孩子
‎妳還會跟我在一起嗎？

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‎難道也要我把你放進嬰兒床嗎？

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‎我是認真的

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‎當然

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‎但我們不能假裝沒有孩子，對吧？

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‎我們確實有孩子

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‎我知道，但他們離開以後
‎妳還願意跟我在一起嗎？

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‎老實說，我們其中一個
‎那時候可能早就掛了

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‎-妳電話響了
‎-什麼？

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‎（多倫多警察）

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‎什麼？

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‎-喂？
‎-是凱特霍斯塔公關公司的凱特？

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‎是的，怎麼了嗎？

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‎我是巴克警官

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‎我們需要妳現在
‎到妳辦公室一趟

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‎好的

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‎凱特？

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‎（警察）

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‎（阿普雷斯）

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‎天啊

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‎嘿，給我

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‎誰讓你進來的？

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‎愛麗絲

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‎過夜個鬼
‎我打賭妳一定不在布蘭妮家

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‎沒有，布蘭妮專打小報告

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‎好了，拜託可以暫時停一停嗎？

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‎愛麗絲，為什麼，好嗎？
‎妳為什麼這麼做？為什麼？

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‎因為她在網路上羞辱我

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‎我？讓我示範羞辱

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‎我要剃光妳的頭

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‎不，這樣吧
‎妳一星期都吃冷食

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‎是嗎？然後呢？

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‎妳說什麼？

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‎妳接下來要我做什麼，安妮？

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‎別直呼我的名字

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‎爵士舞練習？排舞？

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‎夠了，妳被禁足了

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‎隨便，至少我能睡覺

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‎-好了
‎-好了

56
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‎-搞什麼鬼？
‎-妳看見了嗎？

57
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‎沒效，處罰沒效

58
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‎-她像條死魚眼鯊魚
‎-妳不正在寫這個的書？

59
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‎是，但是…

60
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‎我是在鬼扯嗎？

61
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‎-才不是
‎-我覺得我是

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‎典獄長，我清完了

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‎-開除她
‎-什麼？

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‎-照辦，她會聽妳的
‎-我不能…

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‎好，愛麗絲，妳被開除了

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‎這招酷

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‎我的朋友，妳完了

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‎這樣說沒幫助吧

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‎比昂卡，妳怎麼還不打扮？
‎受洗要遲到了

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‎寶貝？比昂卡，哈囉？

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‎我找到他了

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‎找到誰？

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‎精子捐贈的爸爸

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‎尚，我從診所那兒拿到他的名字

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‎哇

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‎他願意聯繫

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‎-妳打算去喝杯咖啡？
‎-看看他是不是也很醜？

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‎是，他臉部的確怪怪的

79
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‎但他只是個寶寶

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‎才剛從產道擠出來
‎長大就沒事了

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‎蘿塔也這樣嗎？

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‎沒有，她超可愛

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‎天啊

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‎有數百萬白人醜八怪小孩

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‎還當政府官員勒

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‎唯一能知道的方法
‎就是打個電話給他

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‎不，我不能，不行

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‎我不想知道
‎我想要還有希望

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‎我去打扮了

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‎決定得好，我超想知道上我的人

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‎他沒上妳

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‎妳懂我的意思，在碧昂卡體內

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‎我一定要知道為何
‎索羅門的臉這麼醜

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‎也許在妳的基因裡
‎有個不稱頭的爺爺之類的

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‎妳竟敢污辱我的爸？

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‎他歷經不少戰爭

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‎妳為何不穿褲子？

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‎妳答應過我如果讓妳住這
‎妳會降低兩成古怪

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‎我已經降低五成啦

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‎好嗎，如果這是我自己的房子
‎我早就都放出來了

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‎我會滿嘴粗話，蚌殼，乳袋
‎巧克力海星，禿頭小豬…

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‎褲子，立刻去穿

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‎（名字：尚，姓氏：道格拉斯）

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‎妳真的要我吃冷食？

105
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‎妳以為我在開玩笑？

106
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‎-這根本…沒效
‎-是啊

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‎真的，天才

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‎妳可以暫時別裝硬漢嗎？

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‎這些小子妳都從哪兒找來？

110
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‎妳覺得還有哪裡？

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‎雙簧管課，游泳小隊，偵探營

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‎我要妳有好的生活

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‎我知道在這些可怕行為下的
‎是一位聰明伶俐的小女孩

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‎啦啦啦啦

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‎好，妳來替我工作

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‎爸，不要，我超累

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‎不是我的問題，上車

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‎該是妳學習責任的時候

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‎謝謝

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‎沒事的，我會照顧…

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‎那傢伙

122
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‎妳專心寫書吧

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‎沒人要買我的書

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‎我賣掉妳的書了

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‎賣掉了？ 賣給…出版社？

126
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‎沒錯，我不確定會發生什麼
‎但結果對於敲定孩子的書

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‎這種市場還挺火熱的

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‎妳就是那個榔頭
‎而且是證明過的方式

129
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‎關於證明，其實很難定論

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‎我幫妳談到預付金了
‎讓妳真的可以寫這東西

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‎十二週寫頭六章

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‎看來妳真的在寫書了

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‎誰料得到

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‎聽著，克雷格
‎今晚的活動我有個小小狀況

135
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‎有沒有辦法再多拿些啤酒來？

136
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‎我把印上廠牌的罐子都給妳了

137
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‎是，只是…
‎我知道，但是…

138
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‎你知道，只是…

139
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‎問題就在這裡

140
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‎罐子上的大麻葉

141
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‎阿普雷斯想要吸引的顧客

142
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‎他們想要慎重一點

143
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‎好，告訴我，凱特

144
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‎我們今晚之前
‎如何解決這個問題？

145
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‎我可以弄一些非常幽雅的啤酒杯

146
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‎如果你可以提供幾桶
‎就能辦個很有品味的派對

147
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‎好，沒問題
‎我會準備好讓妳來載

148
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‎太好了，非常感謝你，再見

149
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‎電話上的是克雷格嗎？

150
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‎什麼？不是

151
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‎妳聞到了嗎？

152
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‎那是什麼？
‎味道像是瓜味電子煙汁

153
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‎可能是…

154
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‎我新體香劑的味道

155
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‎就是這個，是的

156
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‎派對的事，我知道了

157
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‎-拜託別告訴克雷格
‎-拜託，凱特，我們是搭檔

158
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‎告訴克雷格妳真的非常不專業
‎我有什麼好處？

159
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‎對了，這身打扮
‎在工作場合非常不恰當

160
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‎活動之前，我當然會換衣服

161
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‎希望如此，妳糟透了

162
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‎妳糟透了

163
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‎感謝妳們全部都來

164
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‎我知道教堂的部分
‎有點無聊

165
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‎大肆喧鬧只為了濺些水花而已

166
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‎是啊，如果洗不掉小妖精的喙
‎有什麼用

167
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‎他長得跟米基洛克一樣

168
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‎抱歉，妳說什麼？

169
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‎總之，你們何不全都去享用

170
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‎世界上最棒的迷你法式鹹派

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‎妳看到牧師的樣子了嗎？

172
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‎他幾乎不看小索的臉

173
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‎好，夠了

174
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‎我們該見見捐贈者
‎解除這整件離奇事件

175
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‎不，我不能這麼做

176
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‎要是我已經做了？

177
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‎什麼？哪時候？

178
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‎嗨，妳是比昂卡？我是尚

179
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‎我對有蛋蛋的人沒啥興趣
‎但…

180
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‎你好美

181
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‎好的

182
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‎蘿塔這週一部份時間
‎跟我們在一起

183
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‎剩下時間跟我的前吉賽爾
‎待在一起

184
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,031
‎要去見見媽咪嗎？好

185
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‎吉賽爾

186
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‎她來了

187
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‎這就是我們瘋狂一家的情況

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‎挺先進的

189
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‎是吧，歡迎加入這一家，老兄

190
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‎他不算家裡的人

191
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‎恕我直言
‎只是我們不認識你

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‎沒事

193
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‎抱歉，對我來說
‎這有點驚訝

194
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‎是啊，我也很驚訝

195
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‎我以為你會醜到爆
‎因為索羅門還是個

196
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‎三、四月大吃奶的寶寶

197
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‎妳不是有五個法式鹹派
‎要去別的地方吃？

198
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‎好，我以為
‎妳要我別脫掉褲子

199
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‎好…我還是走好了

200
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,331
‎不，你確定嗎？只是…
‎妳不想問他問題嗎？

201
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‎-不想
‎-怎麼了？

202
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‎比昂卡想知道…

203
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,880
‎你小時候是否左右臉對稱？

204
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,674
‎-法蘭琪
‎-沒有

205
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,134
‎我小時候沒有

206
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,721
‎我出生的時候，像畢卡索

207
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,972
‎真的？

208
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,934
‎-是啊
‎-所以，索羅門…

209
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,560
‎是啊，跟我當初一樣

210
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,188
‎我的皺紋大概到15歲才沒有

211
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,190
‎-15？
‎-是

212
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,402
‎太好了

213
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,446
‎你在幹什麼？

214
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,657
‎我只是想妳可能需要幫忙

215
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,033
‎謝謝

216
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,576
‎再者，我不想在垃圾場裡工作

217
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,161
‎我也不想

218
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,871
‎老天，不論我怎麼做

219
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,541
‎那該死的味道就是揮之不去

220
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,836
‎影印機上怎麼會有三明治？

221
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,756
‎看來有人想做帕里尼三明治？

222
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,008
‎這裡永遠溫度不夠吧？

223
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,969
‎要試過才知道吧

224
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,679
‎-絕對是啊
‎-天啊

225
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,682
‎你們看見了嗎？
‎真空，毀了

226
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,392
‎-什麼？
‎-飛機失事了嗎？

227
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,810
‎更糟

228
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:12,481
‎（《打開的尿布災難讓乘客下機》）

229
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,196
‎-真的非常不幸
‎-是啊

230
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,116
‎她為何不等到飲料車淨空走道後
‎再換孩子的尿布？

231
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,785
‎廁所裡面也有尿布更換台子

232
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,246
‎你用過那種更換台嗎，艾登？

233
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,581
‎簡直不可能

234
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,208
‎這整個情況噁心死了

235
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,919
‎你花錢買飛機上的座位
‎結果卻是…

236
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,172
‎在打開的尿布旁吃午餐

237
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,716
‎各位，這的確是個緊急情況

238
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,384
‎是，引發緊急情況

239
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,470
‎這位母親與鄰座之人發生爭執

240
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,679
‎我們得讓所有乘客下機

241
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,514
‎乘客超火，這裡…

242
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,932
‎妳看

243
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,435
‎排泄物就在我旁邊

244
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,313
‎你們能想像嗎？
‎如果我們遇到氣穴流

245
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,273
‎可能就都在我腿上跟筆電上

246
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:57,985
‎我要我的飛機是架飛機
‎而不是公共廁所

247
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,196
‎她事實上沒沾到

248
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,405
‎是，不重要

249
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,824
‎這位母親推特上說
‎大家都不該搭真空航空

250
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,076
‎因為我們受不了
‎要求她下機

251
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,872
‎今天500人次取消座位
‎大家叫我們便便航空

252
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:10,998
‎這不妙

253
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,708
‎好，你們得反擊

254
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,504
‎如果你們迎合這位母親
‎肯定威脅到品牌

255
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,464
‎如果不小心處理

256
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,967
‎將冒險疏離你一半的顧客
‎父母

257
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,719
‎真空航空不是給父母搭的班機

258
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,971
‎真空是提供商務專業的航空

259
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,433
‎這並不會讓真空
‎看起來非常專業

260
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:33,437
‎說到這，凱特
‎一切還好嗎？

261
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,355
‎什麼？

262
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:39,276
‎-家裡出事還是…
‎-不是，今天是便服日

263
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,072
‎總之，需要個宣傳語

264
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,658
‎吸引你要針對的消費族群

265
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:50,329
‎-好
‎-“不再是爛（屎）航班”

266
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,040
‎-你不可能真的認為…
‎-是，但等等

267
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,125
‎我們要說的就是這個

268
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,919
‎但卻沒有真正說出口

269
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,963
‎除非這樣說出口，所以…

270
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,965
‎你們得保護你們的品牌

271
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,134
‎我真的認為
‎我們得慢下腳步，重新考慮…

272
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,845
‎如果真的想嚴肅對待

273
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,973
‎也許該連尿布更換台一併拆掉

274
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:13,018
‎或是唯一的寶寶友善班機
‎訂在早上六點即可

275
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,567
‎這真的會有效嗎？

276
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,360
‎不，我不認為…

277
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,486
‎是，但也許有用

278
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,489
‎妳何不讓我們深思熟慮一番

279
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,116
‎再回來談

280
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,202
‎保持聯繫

281
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,050
‎你不會真的這樣

282
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,261
‎讓你孩子的母親這樣被對待

283
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,055
‎抱歉，這不是
‎身為人父處理的方式嗎？

284
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,223
‎這是生意，凱特

285
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,767
‎這不是好生意
‎也不是我經營我生意的方式

286
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,478
‎也許妳該把真空航空交給我
‎因為他們喜歡我的想法

287
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,356
‎你的想法是本能反應
‎一堆會當著我們的面

288
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,611
‎爆炸的垃圾
‎處理好這事，我去換衣服

289
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,820
‎是啊，終於

290
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,864
‎祝妳今晚阿普雷斯活動好運

291
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,458
‎好了

292
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,961
‎哇，厲害，親愛的

293
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,339
‎這才是產能

294
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,133
‎產能才是讓妳成為資產

295
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,427
‎希娜，什麼事？

296
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,931
‎我需要你對雅德帳戶評估的許可

297
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,432
‎榮幸之至

298
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,353
‎妳瞧？我讓我自己成為
‎公司不可或缺的人物

299
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,437
‎他們需要我

300
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,148
‎霍爾先生

301
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:46,820
‎嗨，這是我女兒，愛麗絲
‎愛麗絲，這是我老闆，霍爾先生

302
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:50,157
‎她只有今天在這裡
‎學習校園生活

303
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,368
‎我沒想到…

304
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,581
‎-這樣吧，我們之後再談
‎-不會

305
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,085
‎請進，你想對我說的
‎都可以在她面前說

306
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,922
‎也許可以，但我不認為…

307
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,091
‎不會，她就像牆上的蒼蠅

308
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,092
‎別管她

309
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,053
‎-何不到我辦公室？
‎-這間辦公室有何不妥？

310
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,722
‎人事部也許會找我麻煩

311
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,350
‎好，蓋瑞斯
‎你這樣讓我很沒面子

312
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,644
‎萊諾

313
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,313
‎我們要讓你走人

314
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,690
‎讓我走去哪裡？

315
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,026
‎我還得說得更清楚？

316
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,655
‎-抱歉，怎麼回事？
‎-爸，我想他要說的是…

317
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,616
‎愛麗絲，如果妳不介意
‎我正在跟我老闆談大人的事

318
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,701
‎這太痛苦了

319
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,995
‎萊諾，你被開除了

320
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,999
‎-什麼？
‎-不是針對個人

321
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,460
‎我們整合比你還便宜的
‎演算法來做你的工作

322
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,129
‎但是…

323
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,339
‎我無可取代

324
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,967
‎是啊

325
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,768
‎嗨，老兄，非常感謝你來

326
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,437
‎感謝妳聯繫，我很開心

327
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,856
‎你要上哪兒去？

328
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,232
‎我正要回家去

329
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,819
‎真的嗎？
‎我正打算開瓶酒

330
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,654
‎你要留下來喝一杯嗎？

331
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,031
‎當然好

332
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,074
‎太好了，好的

333
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,534
‎等一下

334
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,828
‎拿去，你何不先喝一杯

335
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,871
‎好的

336
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,415
‎不是要出去吃壽司？

337
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:27,337
‎對，只是我跟尚
‎沒有什麼機會獨處

338
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,381
‎妳想臨時取消？
‎保姆正要過來

339
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,052
‎可以取消但仍付她錢
‎然後叫三人份的在家吃

340
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,012
‎拜託，法蘭琪？

341
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,848
‎好，好吧

342
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,475
‎謝謝

343
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,561
‎他超帥

344
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,443
‎教授兼藝術家？

345
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,361
‎哇

346
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,405
‎那些是波希米亞父母

347
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,531
‎-是啊
‎-喔

348
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,325
‎這樣就明白馬尾是怎麼回事

349
00:17:56,408 --> 00:18:00,704
‎但我並不想讓他們的成功
‎決定我的生活，妳了解嗎？

350
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,998
‎你進化很多

351
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,375
‎喔，拜託

352
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,961
‎法蘭琪，要幫尚再倒一杯嗎？

353
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,421
‎我不能喝了

354
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,465
‎是啊，他得開車回家

355
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:15,010
‎拜託，你們，活在當下吧

356
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,387
‎-我們幫你叫優步
‎-好

357
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,264
‎-酒啊
‎-喔

358
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,767
‎告訴我

359
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,937
‎你母親的作品如何？

360
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,689
‎事實上，她正在市中心辦展覽

361
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,233
‎妳想去嗎？

362
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,776
‎我們非常樂意

363
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,654
‎-對嗎，法蘭琪？
‎-嗯

364
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,159
‎你猜想不到
‎我今天發生了什麼事

365
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,329
‎我的代理商幫我這爛書想法
‎爭取到預付款

366
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,540
‎但我不認為我該收

367
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,458
‎這本書根本胡說八道

368
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,335
‎我丟工作了

369
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,462
‎你在開玩笑嗎？

370
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,342
‎天殺的
‎現在我得寫這本蠢書了

371
00:18:56,426 --> 00:19:00,222
‎抱歉，真的很抱歉
‎你還好嗎？

372
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,849
‎我被淘汰了

373
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:07,980
‎如果妳認識有人願意雇用
‎一個又老又沒用的人渣

374
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,315
‎記得找萊諾

375
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,318
‎你才不是沒用，好嗎？

376
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,737
‎你只要探探你的人脈

377
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,325
‎我知道，沒有要雇用我
‎因為這是又蠢又特定的工作

378
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,495
‎你有資遣費吧？

379
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,455
‎沒我希望的多

380
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,418
‎那就繼續找，沒關係

381
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,380
‎嘿…

382
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,550
‎要是我不想繼續找怎麼辦？

383
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,721
‎-這話什麼意思？
‎-萬一這是我的機會

384
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,432
‎尋找我的熱情
‎就像是妳找到妳的一樣？

385
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:48,854
‎萊諾，我知道你可能
‎非常不安與氣憤

386
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:52,232
‎但我們不能靠熱情的專案
‎來養活兩個孩子

387
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,734
‎我們可以試試看

388
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,989
‎我連這書要寫什麼都不知道
‎要是這整件事垮掉怎麼辦？

389
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:02,201
‎她給我的那筆預付訂金
‎不夠補足我兩的薪水

390
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,368
‎我知道

391
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,287
‎你說我們可以試試看
‎是在哈囉嗎？

392
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,873
‎-要是這是冥冥之中註定的呢？
‎-別給來宇宙論這套

393
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,583
‎-妳可以小聲點嗎？
‎-不，你才…

394
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,756
‎完美

395
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,300
‎什麼？怎麼了？

396
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,054
‎搞什麼…

397
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,265
‎你不會吧

398
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,561
‎天啊

399
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,067
‎-我能再回你電話嗎？
‎-嗨，媽咪

400
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,195
‎某個人醒了
‎要聽他最喜歡的搖籃曲

401
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,909
‎現在不是好時機

402
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:47,079
‎唱得八糟又亂七

403
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,999
‎你敢假借醫生語

404
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,878
‎我為我倆非自己

405
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:55,921
‎怎樣？

406
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,052
‎咩咩黑羊有羊毛？

407
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,804
‎是的，是的…

408
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,597
‎三袋滿

409
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,267
‎凱特？妳還在嗎？

410
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,947
‎字幕翻譯：王問僧