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‎（您的驾驶员到了！）

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‎嘿 师傅 谢谢

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‎你好 两位

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‎嘿

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‎嘿

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‎哦 查理

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‎嗨

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‎谢天谢地 我以为你不来了

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‎-这是不是意味着…
‎-是的

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‎绝对是的

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‎是的

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‎绝对是的

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‎是的

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‎（七个月之后）

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‎Netflix 原创剧集

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‎在中午之前把它们送到薇儿那儿
‎谢谢

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‎怎么样？

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‎这是什么？

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‎这装饰是普韦布洛复兴风格的

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‎你知道吗？有很多人追捧的

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‎可能因为这是我们
‎内心真正渴望的东西

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‎当你说要用办公室的时候

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‎我没以为你要把它
‎变成德州墨西哥动物园

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‎我原本以为
‎这里就只有一台笔记本电脑

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‎嗯 我就是想让自己舒服些

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‎毕竟我们的合同还有六个月才结束

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‎是啊

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‎-是啊
‎-这个好可爱…

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‎-你好
‎-哦 你好

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‎凯特 你记得翠西吧？

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‎当然 说真的 翠西 你看起来真不错
‎你感觉如何？

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‎哦 像个公主一样

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‎不过屁也比较多

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‎可以理解

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‎我真的不敢相信我要当爸爸了

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‎是啊 为什么要拒绝尝试呢 对吧？

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‎哦

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‎哦

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‎好了 我要去干活了

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‎你们继续努力

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‎《惩罚 终极奖励》

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‎这是你的标题？

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‎作为一名青少年的母亲 我告诉你

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‎父母亲们一定会很喜欢这本书

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‎好吧

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‎我可以试着四处推销

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‎不过出版商不一定会接受

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‎-为什么？
‎-你没有固定读者

49
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‎没有社交媒体关注量
‎我的意思是 谁认识你呀？

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‎我是名医生

51
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‎我的皮肤科医生也是

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‎等一下

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‎啊 讨厌

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‎你看

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‎这是我13岁的女儿爱丽丝

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‎哦 天啊

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‎一年前 我的女儿在家里挥舞枪支

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‎自从实施了我的办法…
‎她参加象棋夏令营

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‎她每天用三次牙线

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‎社交媒体让她觉得不舒服

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‎好 那就这样

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‎写出来给我看看
‎我跟几个朋友商量一下

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‎朋友？出版商朋友？

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‎如果你不说出来会更酷一些 是的

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‎没问题 酷

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‎你好

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‎收拾东西 不然我们会迟到了

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‎卡尔森太太 我想和你简短地聊几句

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‎好的 到车里等我

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‎好吧 走了  凯斯

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‎她怎么了？

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‎她顶嘴？撒谎被你发现？

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‎你如果不惹她 她就会…

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‎她今天课上又睡着了

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‎她提到今年夏天
‎你让她参加了20项活动

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‎这就是“活动监狱”

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‎-活动…监狱？
‎-是的

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‎如果你对父母撒谎 利用父母
‎就会得到这样的惩罚

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‎现在她很忙 所以没时间这样了

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‎我怕她太忙 根本顾不过来

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‎她几乎没时间练习双簧管

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‎说实话 我也不在乎
‎她是不是能吹双簧管

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‎只要她不去吹别人的双簧管就行了

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‎今天早晨为什么不去上空手道课？

85
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‎布莱恩先生打电话给我

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‎我在火车上睡着了 错过了站头

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‎我有可能会被绑架的

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‎我真希望被绑架

89
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‎哦 绑架者会带你去买丁字裤吗？

90
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‎那就是绑架者会做的事

91
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‎让我想想看 安排的活动不参加

92
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‎是什么惩罚？

93
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‎妈妈 请不要接管我的Instagram

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‎请不要撒谎 利用我和你爸爸

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‎-给我
‎-好吧！

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‎如果你这样做
‎我真的会在口袋里装满石头

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‎跳进湖里

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‎我不建议你这样做
‎你的实习工作要迟到了

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‎喂 大家好

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‎我是爱丽丝的妈妈 她又一次

101
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‎身在福中而不知福

102
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‎啤酒来了

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‎啤酒来了

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‎好了

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‎真不敢相信这商标这么丑

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‎我迫不及待地想改改

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‎喂 凯特 我想你关注一下…上将

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‎哦 这是大客户啊 恭喜

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‎-谢谢 麦克
‎-你是怎么找到的？

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‎是他们来找我的

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‎克雷格·斯特拉森 他还在那里？

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‎是的

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‎哦 你能放回去吗？
‎现在还没有发布呢？

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‎阿普雷斯 是法语

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‎卖点是什么？

116
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‎这是大麻啤酒？

117
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‎能不能放回去
‎这是为一个活动准备的…好吧

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‎抱歉

119
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‎其实还不错

120
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‎这个发布对他们来说会很复杂

121
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‎上将是很传统的

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‎如果你要我帮忙 我认识克雷格

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‎谢谢你关心 我也认识克雷格

124
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‎我能搞定

125
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‎对不起 我来晚了

126
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‎哦 你好 正是时候

127
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‎麻烦你把这个放到储物柜里

128
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‎我们明天的派对要用

129
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‎哦 实习生 正好趁你在
‎帮翠西到车里拿些东西吧？

130
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‎-谢谢
‎-为什么？

131
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‎你手断了？

132
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‎-真不礼貌
‎-你可以叫她的名字的

133
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‎是可以 但我不知道她名字

134
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‎真不敢相信我们喜欢过他

135
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‎-我们？
‎-我是说你

136
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‎他真是个混蛋

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‎-我知道
‎-是啊

138
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‎你能告诉克雷格
‎我今天要去找他吗？

139
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‎我得要发泄一下

140
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‎哦 天啊

141
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‎太棒了

142
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‎-我需要这个
‎-我也是

143
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‎哦 天啊

144
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‎我们得像这样保持新鲜

145
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‎汽车里 公园里
‎偶尔还可以去临时厕所

146
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‎不止这些

147
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‎我们应该在狂欢节上这样做
‎还可以收入场费

148
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‎我不希望我们不珍惜彼此

149
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‎我也不想

150
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‎嗯

151
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‎今晚的活动你准备好了？

152
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‎我想是的 我买了菠菜蘸酱
‎所需要的材料 还要再买些酒

153
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‎乔迁庆祝还需要准备些什么呢？

154
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‎我想问的是 你紧张吗？

155
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‎算不上 我应该紧张吗？

156
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‎不

157
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‎这就有点像是我们出柜的聚会

158
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‎我们的朋友知道我们已经
‎在一起几个月了 所以…

159
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‎是啊

160
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‎他们已经知道了
‎因为我们在一起 感情很稳定

161
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‎是啊

162
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‎如果他们不这么想 那就去他们的

163
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‎你没事吧？

164
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‎我…没事 我很好

165
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‎（我和出轨的丈夫在一起
‎大家会尊重我吗？）

166
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‎抱歉 我迟到了

167
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‎（阿普雷斯）

168
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‎我能看出来是私人恩怨

169
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‎一只鸟…有没有把另一只杀了？

170
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‎什么？没有
‎你不知道鸟是怎么交流的吗？

171
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‎-它们…
‎-哦 我知道

172
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‎他们用喙说话

173
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‎这次转变对你们影响如何？

174
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‎上将会不会担心
‎公众对这次转变的接受度？

175
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‎你开玩笑吧？

176
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‎我们是全国最大的啤酒公司

177
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‎是我说服他们把大麻加进啤酒里

178
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‎你真是天才

179
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‎哦 我要对整个公司的声誉负责

180
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‎凯特 你没法想象

181
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,731
‎我能想象

182
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‎我理解那种感觉
‎因为你做了一个决定

183
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‎担心人们不再尊重你了

184
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‎是的

185
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,824
‎你仍然是你
‎你能做的最聪明的事就是

186
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‎坚守自己

187
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‎让公众知道你仍然是那个狠角色

188
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,998
‎也许他们担心你做出了错误的选择

189
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‎担心你在退步 他们会觉得他很怪

190
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‎等等 这是什么意思？

191
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,295
‎别管它了

192
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,422
‎你保持坚强 好吗？

193
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,799
‎你的产品很棒

194
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,927
‎公众最终会认可的 他们总是会的

195
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,430
‎现在 你的任务是发射能量

196
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,976
‎好 为发射能量干杯

197
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,062
‎为发射能量干杯

198
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‎你们的报告单看起来很不错

199
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,987
‎这么多“1”是怎么回事？

200
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‎内森 “1”显然是指第一名
‎他是最棒的

201
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‎事实上 “1”是最低分

202
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‎哦 这看起来令人迷惑 真没这必要

203
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:11,629
‎大多数同龄儿童可以完成三个

204
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‎甚至是四个动作
‎而且不需要一步步地指导

205
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‎你们需要鼓励他独立

206
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,473
‎尝试给他做些家务事
‎比如每天早晨整理床铺

207
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,476
‎查理还睡婴儿床

208
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,520
‎可他四岁了

209
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,064
‎他会做噩梦

210
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,650
‎-哦 是啊 睡不好 还要工作
‎-是

211
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‎是我的噩梦 所以…

212
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,988
‎这是他们建立自信的过程

213
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‎我知道你觉得你在帮他

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‎可是你每次帮他系纽扣 穿鞋

215
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,495
‎抱他上床的时候

216
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:48,332
‎你等于在说 “我觉得你不够聪明
‎不够有能力 不够勇敢”

217
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,584
‎天啊

218
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879
‎也许你们可以和查理聊聊

219
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,133
‎我猜他一定很想听听

220
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,301
‎如果他睡大床 你们会有多激动

221
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,437
‎这个床怎么样？真好

222
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,897
‎-他不会愿意待在这里
‎-他当然会的

223
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,692
‎他愿意在这里
‎因为这个床很舒服 很棒 对吧？

224
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,862
‎小猴子 爸爸妈妈现在要走了

225
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,406
‎你做个超级甜蜜的梦

226
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:24,535
‎因为这是最酷的床

227
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:25,661
‎你行的

228
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,580
‎好啦

229
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,848
‎-我来吧
‎-不

230
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,017
‎让爸爸来搞定

231
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,143
‎你过来

232
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,729
‎你要上床了

233
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:58,277
‎“从前有一个老妇人住在鞋子里”

234
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,618
‎-他睡了
‎-干得漂亮

235
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,161
‎很棒 对吧？

236
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,788
‎哦 天啊

237
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,457
‎你不是说让爸爸来搞定？

238
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,962
‎我和你夏令营的朋友聊过了
‎他们都睡了

239
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,132
‎你要想追上他们就得闭上眼睛
‎好吧？

240
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,220
‎你看 做母亲的

241
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,847
‎就有谈判的天赋 内森

242
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,974
‎看看吧 哦 天啊

243
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,152
‎我们来数羊吧 小朋友

244
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,238
‎一…

245
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,657
‎…四十二…

246
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,493
‎…六十七…

247
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,287
‎…六十九…

248
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,915
‎待着

249
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,008
‎-凯特 怎么这么久？
‎-哦！没事

250
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,969
‎你给他吃药？

251
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:06,637
‎不是

252
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,015
‎他对…

253
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,767
‎睡觉过敏

254
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,280
‎这不合法 不可能合法的

255
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,073
‎哦 薇儿

256
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,118
‎我一直在寻找合适的愿意做的人

257
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,411
‎她真有趣 薇儿真有趣

258
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,370
‎你们好

259
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,498
‎-哦 你好
‎-你好

260
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,333
‎我很佩服你

261
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,544
‎为什么？

262
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,920
‎你邀请了内森

263
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,214
‎我住在这里

264
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,884
‎是啊

265
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,512
‎你们破镜重圆 而我最后一个知道

266
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,516
‎要是我的肠胃科医生打电话给你
‎不要吃惊

267
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,977
‎-为什么？
‎-我告诉过他你单身

268
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,897
‎太可惜了 这个人真的对直肠很在行

269
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,939
‎天啊

270
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,776
‎-这个人也是
‎-我们私下聊

271
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:07,406
‎谢谢大家过来 庆祝乔迁之喜

272
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,204
‎安妮 你好吗？

273
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,040
‎很好

274
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,751
‎这地方很棒

275
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,502
‎谢谢 很不错的地方

276
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,545
‎-很好
‎-真棒

277
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,005
‎-是的
‎-很棒的地方

278
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,506
‎人们都说

279
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,759
‎都说 复合很好

280
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:30,346
‎能表现出力量和勇气

281
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,140
‎还有力量

282
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:35,935
‎是的

283
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,937
‎-是的
‎-是啊

284
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,524
‎我做了菠菜蘸酱

285
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,362
‎-真不错
‎-很不错

286
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,781
‎明白了 他会做蘸酱 去你妈的

287
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,660
‎-什么？
‎-安妮 来谈谈

288
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,793
‎比安卡 别再藏着那个孩子了

289
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,587
‎让我来看看这个小可爱

290
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,880
‎真是个小甜心

291
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,801
‎我想看看…妈呀 这是他的脸

292
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,595
‎天啊

293
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,098
‎哦 这是…他的…

294
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,684
‎他的眼睛一直朝那里看？

295
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,186
‎不 他的脸就是这样

296
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,360
‎你说过不介意

297
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:29,154
‎是 我知道我说过
‎可我一看到你的脸和他的脸在一起

298
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,323
‎我就会联想到
‎我的保姆坐在他的脸上面

299
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,159
‎我现在不想听 好吗？
‎所以我需要你压制它

300
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,286
‎或者 朝你的病人撒气

301
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,788
‎我做不到

302
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,499
‎你坦诚地告诉了我布拉德的事

303
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,084
‎那是你对我做的最贴心的事

304
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,003
‎布拉德和内森不一样

305
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,213
‎没错 这是个很艰难的选择

306
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,842
‎但这是对我和我的家庭来说
‎最好的选择

307
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,845
‎你和他在一起是为了孩子？

308
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,305
‎-不
‎-这问题问得好

309
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,934
‎抱歉打断你们 你有乳贴吗？

310
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,853
‎比安卡漏奶漏得像尼亚加拉瀑布

311
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,188
‎我担心那孩子眼睛会坏

312
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,149
‎如果你们想听我的意见

313
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,860
‎我觉得原谅一个出轨的人很大度

314
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:08,902
‎谢谢

315
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:13,615
‎我是真心的
‎这表现出你博爱和宽广的胸怀

316
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,950
‎对吧 安妮？

317
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,162
‎-是的 非常有勇气
‎-就像希拉里·克林顿

318
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:23,167
‎是的 就像希拉里一样
‎我确定比尔没再出过轨

319
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,209
‎是的 没有

320
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,838
‎我希望你能成为自己的生活的“总统”

321
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,715
‎希拉里输了

322
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:30,632
‎是的

323
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,717
‎但你不会

324
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:32,843
‎也许不会

325
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,929
‎你们都在说什么呀？别说了

326
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,723
‎哦 你到底有没有乳贴？

327
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,559
‎比安卡漏奶可能都漏了一地了

328
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,021
‎两个够吗？

329
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,898
‎-够了 谢谢
‎-好

330
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,441
‎走吧

331
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,573
‎你用文字来形容纸上的这个人

332
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,327
‎这是一款非常有趣又私密的游戏

333
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,245
‎梅尔有时会跟我玩

334
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,039
‎很能打发时间

335
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,749
‎-我喜欢游戏
‎-闭嘴 开始吧 内森

336
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,542
‎快点 内森 开始吧

337
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,669
‎是我吗？

338
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,630
‎-还真是的
‎-哦

339
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,924
‎真没趣

340
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:24,645
‎这个人很好 很酷

341
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,854
‎她很聪明

342
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,149
‎-非常宽容
‎-薇儿·萨林斯基

343
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,984
‎不 可以说太宽容了

344
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,487
‎她原谅了不尊重她的人

345
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,823
‎好的 知道了 是我

346
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,491
‎谢谢 安妮

347
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,122
‎好吧

348
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,125
‎-来吧
‎-玩起来！

349
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,837
‎好 这个人工作很在行

350
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,381
‎但是看人会看走眼

351
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,465
‎是法兰奇吗？

352
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,175
‎-啊
‎-不是法兰奇

353
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,762
‎这个人是非常好的家长

354
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:03,767
‎但偶尔沉迷于自我毁灭的想法

355
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,769
‎-莱昂内尔
‎-是的 没错

356
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,147
‎不 不是莱昂内尔

357
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:13,527
‎好吧…这个人…最喜欢绿色

358
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,946
‎凯特 不要含含糊糊了 说清楚

359
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,657
‎-我不知道你在说谁
‎-这个人是个很好的司机

360
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,909
‎-快点 再说说 还有什么？
‎-是谁？

361
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,327
‎抱歉 这个人是…

362
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,163
‎-你可以的
‎-快点

363
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,205
‎快点说 凯特

364
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,207
‎你们好多了 我在努力…

365
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,626
‎-是谁啊？
‎-好吧 去他妈的

366
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,838
‎他曾背着我出轨 你们都恨他
‎现在如果我竞选总统 我永远不会赢

367
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,176
‎妈的

368
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,345
‎哦 天啊

369
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,820
‎对不起 没有人能猜到 所以我…

370
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,032
‎-我真的不该那样对你
‎-抱歉

371
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,159
‎是我的错

372
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,660
‎好吧

373
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,787
‎太傻了

374
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,374
‎-嘿 对不起
‎-没关系

375
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,252
‎该我了

376
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,798
‎-我想应该到此为止了
‎-内森 不用玩了

377
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,967
‎我没问题

378
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,594
‎这个…

379
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,057
‎这个人 他…

380
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,768
‎他…

381
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,314
‎-中等个头
‎-哦

382
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,650
‎他…

383
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,110
‎非常善良

384
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,696
‎梅尔 是梅尔吗？

385
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,781
‎是梅尔吗？

386
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,200
‎不 抱歉

387
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,994
‎我们不必继续的 我们可以…

388
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:50,624
‎他…

389
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:51,583
‎被人误解

390
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,627
‎-薇儿·萨林斯基？
‎-不是

391
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,462
‎-是我
‎-哦

392
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,173
‎天

393
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,969
‎-好了 聚会太棒了
‎-谢谢

394
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,179
‎-说真的…
‎-聚会太棒了 谢谢

395
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,306
‎-再见 爱你们
‎-太棒了

396
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,933
‎我们下次再聚

397
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,935
‎等我们在这儿再住几个月…

398
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,739
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