1
00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,634
♪♪♪
2
00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:09,844
(Phone chimes)
3
00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,013
(Car honks)
(Engine rumbles)
4
00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,851
- Hey man, thanks.
5
00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,227
(Door shuts)
6
00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,231
- Hello, table for two,
por favor.
7
00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,943
♪♪♪
8
00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,153
(Engine hums)
9
00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,489
(Kids laugh and squeal)
10
00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:34,284
- (Crying)
11
00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,077
- (Clears his throat)
12
00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,707
♪♪♪
13
00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,793
(Engine hums)
14
00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:45,462
(Door opens)
15
00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:46,797
(Kids laughing playfully)
16
00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:55,014
♪♪♪
17
00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:55,681
- Thanks.
18
00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,019
- Thank you.
19
00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,690
(Engine hums)
20
00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:05,733
(Door opens)
21
00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,110
(Door shuts)
22
00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:11,864
- Okay.
23
00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:13,908
Oh, Charlie.
24
00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:20,622
♪♪♪
25
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:28,380
♪♪♪
26
00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,761
- Hi.
- Oh thank God,
27
00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,554
I didn't think you were coming.
28
00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,643
Does this mean?
- Yeah.
29
00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,896
- Fuck yes, yes!
30
00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,940
- Fuck yes.
- Yes!
31
00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,566
- Awwwoo!
- ♪ Hit it! ♪
32
00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,945
♪♪♪
33
00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,195
♪ Hey! ♪
34
00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,240
♪♪♪
35
00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,829
- Would you get these filed
by noon, thank you.
36
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,875
- Hey.
- What's uh, what's all this?
37
00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:08,712
- The décor is Pueblo revival.
- (Small chuckle)
38
00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,798
- It's got a hell of
a following, you know.
39
00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:14,760
Probably 'cause at our core it's
what the heart truly craves.
40
00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,344
(Small laugh)
- It's just um...
41
00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,430
when you said you wanted
to use an office
42
00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,391
I didn't think you were gonna
turn into a Tex Mex menagerie.
43
00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:25,353
Uh, I was sort of hoping for
more of a one laptop situation.
44
00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,606
- Wow, you know, just trying
to make myself comfortable,
45
00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,150
we do have another six months
left in our contract.
46
00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,402
- We do.
- We do.
47
00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,571
- Now this one's cute.
- Hey.
48
00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,032
- Oh hi.
- Kate, you remember Trish.
49
00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,199
- Of course.
- Hmm.
50
00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,952
- I gotta say you,
you look great, Trish,
51
00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,080
how are you feeling?
- Oh like a princess,
52
00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:46,125
but also gassy.
53
00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,459
- No totally.
54
00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,044
- I actually can't believe
I'm gonna be a father.
55
00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,212
- Aww.
- You know.
56
00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,674
Yeah, but why say no when
you can say maybe, right?
57
00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,634
- (Trish giggles) Oh.
58
00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,719
Hm-hm-hm.
- Oh.
59
00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,597
- Hm. (Moans)
60
00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,643
♪♪♪
61
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,269
- All right,
well, I'm gonna um,
62
00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,188
I'm gonna get some work done,
keep uh, keep up the good,
63
00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,607
(Box thuds)
64
00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,442
keep up the good work.
(Clears throat)
65
00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,612
♪♪♪
66
00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,239
- "Punishment;
the ultimate reward".
67
00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,618
- That's your title?
68
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,371
- I'm telling you as a mother
of a teenager,
69
00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,456
parents are gonna go crazy
for this book.
70
00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,582
- Okay.
71
00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,128
Look I can try and shop it
around,
72
00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,630
but you're a hard sell for
publishers.
73
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:34,756
- Why?
74
00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,050
- You don't have a built-in
audience,
75
00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,719
no social media following,
I mean, who are you?
76
00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,304
- I am a doctor.
- So is my dermatologist.
77
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,517
- Just wait, wait.
- Mhmm.
78
00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,768
- Ah shit.
79
00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,854
Here, here,
80
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,898
it's my 13-year old, Alice.
81
00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,067
- Oh my God.
82
00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:57,571
- Yeah, a year ago my daughter
was brandishing a firearm
83
00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,115
in our home, and since
implementing my method
84
00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,327
she goes to chess camp,
she flosses three times a day,
85
00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,620
and she's embarrassed
by social media.
86
00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,458
- Okay, tell you what,
87
00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,793
get me some paper on the idea
88
00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,670
and I'll run it by a few
friends.
89
00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,964
- Friends-friends, like...
like publishers?
90
00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,259
- And it's cooler
if you don't say it, but yes.
91
00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,802
- Mhmm. Totally, yeah.
92
00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:21,678
Cool.
93
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:27,308
♪♪♪
94
00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,437
- Hey there, pack it up
or we're gonna be late.
95
00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,773
- Actually Ms. Carlson,
I was hoping to connect
96
00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,817
with you briefly.
- Sure, go wait in the car.
97
00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,736
- Fine, come on, Keith.
98
00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,155
- What she do?
99
00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,575
She talk back?
You catch her in a lie?
100
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,410
If you don't ride her
she's gonna walk off.
101
00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,787
- She fell asleep in class
today... again.
102
00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,707
She had mentioned that
you have her enrolled
103
00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,918
in 20 activities this summer.
- It's called activity jail.
104
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,964
- Activity... jail?
- Yes sir,
105
00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,091
it's what happens when
you lie and take advantage
106
00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,842
of your parents and now
she's so busy she can't.
107
00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:05,847
- I fear that she's being
spread too thin.
108
00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,809
She barely has enough energy to
practice oboe.
109
00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,228
- Full transparency, man, I
don't care if she can play the
oboe,
110
00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,729
as long as she's not playing
someone else's oboe.
111
00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,273
(Popping sound)
112
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,816
(Doors shut)
113
00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,442
- Wanna tell me why you weren't
at karate this morning?
114
00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,777
I got a call from Sensei Brian.
115
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,698
- I fell asleep on the train
and missed my stop, okay.
116
00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,495
I could have been kidnapped,
I wish I was.
117
00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,331
- Oh yeah, would a kidnapper
take you thong shopping?
118
00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,209
- That's kinda exactly
what a kidnapper would do.
119
00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,627
- (Angry groan)
120
00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,340
Let me see, no show
to a scheduled activity,
121
00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,383
what is the punishment
for that again?
122
00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,845
- Mom no, please don't take
over my Insta.
123
00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:48,598
- Please don't lie and take
advantage of your father and me.
Gimme.
124
00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,476
Gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme.
- Fine!
125
00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,646
If you do this I'm literally
gonna fill my pockets
126
00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,732
with rocks and, like, jump
into the lake.
127
00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,235
- Wouldn't advise that, you'll
be late for your internship.
128
00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,656
Hey everyone,
Alice's mom here
129
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,241
for another round of being
given everything
130
00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:10,204
and squandering it.
131
00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,498
- Ugh.
- Chugga, chugga, chugga! Beer!
132
00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,750
Oooh! (Laughs)
133
00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,836
Beer's here.
- Okay.
134
00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:22,549
- Ugh, can you believe this
stupid logo,
135
00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,009
I can't wait to get my hands
on it.
136
00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,012
- Hey Kate, I wanna get your
eyes on this...
137
00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,807
Admiral, wow!
Okay, that is a big fish,
138
00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,143
congratulations.
- Thank you, Mike.
139
00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:36,437
- So how'd you hook with them?
- Well, they came to me.
140
00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:39,607
- Craig Strathern,
is he over there now?
141
00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,526
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
142
00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,903
- Oh, actually could you put
that back,
143
00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,487
that has not been released yet
so it's--
144
00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,823
- Après... French?
145
00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,783
What's the angle, huh? Wait.
146
00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,827
Is that a weed beer?
147
00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,371
- Uh, if you could, you could
put that back,
148
00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:53,788
it's for an event that I'm--
Okay.
149
00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,790
- Ooh, sorry.
150
00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,626
Mmm, that's not too bad
actually.
151
00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,837
You know, this is gonna be
a very complicated launch
152
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,422
for them, Admiral is old school
153
00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,800
so if you wanted my help
I know Craig.
154
00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,135
- Oh, I appreciate your
concern,
155
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,721
but uh, I know Craig too,
156
00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,639
I can handle it.
157
00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,561
- Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, hey, good timing.
158
00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,479
Why don't you uh,
bring this back
159
00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,732
to the storage supply closet
for the party tomorrow for us.
160
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,276
- Oh, and while you're at it,
intern,
161
00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,403
you wanna help Trish get some
stuff from the car, thanks.
162
00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,906
- Why, your hands broken?
- How rude.
163
00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,199
- Well, you could try using
her name.
164
00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,327
- Well, I would
but I don't know it.
165
00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,914
- (Frustrated exhale)
166
00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,876
- I can't believe we were ever
attracted to that guy.
167
00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,920
- We?
- You. He's such a jerk.
168
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:43,838
- I know.
- Yeah.
169
00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,968
- Would you call Craig
and tell him
170
00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,720
I'm gonna come to him today?
- Mhmm.
171
00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,055
- I'm gonna go blow off
some steam.
172
00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,848
(Loud grunting, moaning)
173
00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,103
(Groaning)
174
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,855
(Car honks)
175
00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,692
- Yes, ooh.
- Oh, ah.
176
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,822
- Woo!
- Ahh!
177
00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,198
(Laughing)
178
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,075
- Oh I needed that.
- Oh me too.
179
00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,494
- Oh my God.
- Oh.
180
00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,037
- We gotta keep it fresh like
this, you know,
181
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,415
just cars, parks,
182
00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:21,126
the occasional Port-A-John.
183
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,503
- Why stop there, we should do
it at a carnival and charge
admission.
184
00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,006
(Both chuckle)
185
00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,049
- I just don't want us to take
each other for granted.
186
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,551
- Hey, me neither.
187
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,640
- Hm.
188
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,184
So you feeling ready
for tonight?
189
00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,602
- I think so, I got all the
ingredients for my spin dib,
190
00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,646
I'm gonna grab some wine, what
else are you supposed to serve
191
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,857
at these housewarming things?
192
00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,776
- I guess I meant more like
do you feel nervous?
193
00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,488
- Not really, should I be?
- No, no.
194
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,323
(Chuckles)
195
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,285
It's just, it's sort of like
our coming out party.
196
00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:58,830
- Our friends know we've already
been together for months, so.
197
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,708
- No, yeah, they know
that already
198
00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,960
'cause we're in this together,
solid.
199
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,879
- Yeah.
200
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,672
- And screw 'em if they think
otherwise, right?
201
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,093
- You okay?
- Yeah, no I'm good,
202
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,388
I am good.
203
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,055
- (Chuckles)
204
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,641
♪♪♪
205
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,060
- Hm.
206
00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,774
(Groans)
207
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,235
(Door opens,
approaching footsteps)
208
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,737
- Oh, can you forgive me
for being late?
209
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,781
These two birds were fighting
outside my office window
210
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,575
and I could tell
it was personal.
211
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,703
- Did one of the birds
kill the other bird?
212
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,414
- What? No, no,
have you no idea,
213
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:44,834
how birds communicate, they--
- Oh no, no I do, I do.
214
00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,127
They uh,
215
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,212
they speak with their beaks.
216
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,631
How has the shift been
for you, guys?
217
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,009
Is Admiral concerned how the
public will take the transition?
218
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,635
- Are you kidding?
219
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,637
Biggest beer company
in the country
220
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,973
and I pitched them on putting
weed inside their beer.
221
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,267
- Genius.
222
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,269
- Oh the reputation of this
entire company
223
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,687
is on my shoulders, Kate,
you can't imagine.
224
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,647
- I can imagine actually.
225
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,651
I know what it's like to worry
that people
226
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,695
will respect you less
for a choice you've made.
227
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,240
- Yes.
- You're still you, you know,
228
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,325
and the smartest thing you can
do, stand your ground,
229
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,328
let the public know you're
still the same bad ass.
230
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,539
Maybe they're worried
that like, you know,
231
00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,790
you're making the wrong choice,
232
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,708
or that you're moving
backwards,
233
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,252
and they think of you as
a creep.
234
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,878
- Sorry wait, what,
what does that mean?
235
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,171
- Forget that part.
You stay solid, okay?
236
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,508
Your product is great,
237
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,469
and the public will get on
board eventually,
238
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,137
they always do.
239
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,680
Right now your job
is to project strength.
240
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,558
- Mmm. (thumps table)
241
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,144
Hey, to projecting strength.
242
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,145
- To projecting strength.
243
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,775
♪♪♪
244
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,611
- So it's quite the uh,
fancy report card
245
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,196
you've come up with.
- What are all the ones?
246
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,783
- Oh, well one is obviously
for being number one, Nathan,
247
00:10:58,825 --> 00:10:59,659
the best.
248
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,080
- Actually, one is the lowest
score.
249
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,207
- Oh, that seems unnecessarily
confusing.
250
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,294
- Most children at his age can
251
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,922
handle a list of up to three,
even four action items
252
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,967
without requiring step
by step instructions.
253
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,387
You need to encourage
his independence.
254
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,140
Try giving him a chore like
making his bed every morning.
255
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,520
- Charlie's still in his crib.
256
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,895
- He's four.
257
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,190
- He gets nightmares.
258
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,233
- Oh yeah, and working
with no sleep.
259
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,277
- Yeah.
- That's my nightmare, so.
260
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,613
- (Chuckles) Well,
that is the process
261
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,239
until they grow some confidence.
262
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,200
I know you think you're helping,
263
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,243
but every time you button up
for him,
264
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,703
or slide his shoes on,
or put him in the crib,
265
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,289
you're saying, I don't think
you're smart,
266
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,749
or capable, or brave.
267
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,878
- Shit.
268
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,088
- Why don't you start by having
a conversation with Charlie.
269
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,966
I bet he would love to hear
how excited you are
270
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,844
about him sleeping
in his big boy bed.
271
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:04,182
♪♪♪
272
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,437
- How about this bed, so cool.
273
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,273
- He's not gonna stay in here.
- Of course he is,
274
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,108
he's gonna stay in here cause
it's a really cool cozy bed,
275
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,443
right man?
276
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,445
Look, your mommy and daddy
are gonna slip out
277
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,073
now and you're just gonna
have super sweet dreams
278
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,910
'cause this is the coolest
bed anyone's ever seen.
279
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,205
- You got this.
- Okay, okay.
280
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,380
(Door creaks shut)
281
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,716
(Glasses clink)
- Hmm.
282
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,092
- Hm.
283
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,134
(Floorboard creaks)
284
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,431
- Oh.
- I got it.
285
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,934
- No, no, no, no,
let daddy do his thing.
286
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,728
Come here you...
287
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,230
you're going to bed.
288
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,402
"There once was an old woman
who lived in a shoe..."
289
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,778
(Chips clatter)
290
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,991
♪♪♪
291
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,410
- He's down.
- Nicely done.
292
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,787
- Seriously good, right?
- Oh God.
293
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,790
What happened to daddy doing
his thing?
294
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,501
- Uh...
295
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,297
- I talked to all your friends
at camp, they're all asleep,
296
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,798
so if you wanna catch up you
gotta close your eyes, deal?
297
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,175
(Sighs) You see,
298
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,262
something mothers
are gifted with
299
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,306
is the power of negotiations,
Nathan,
300
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,975
look it up. Oh gee.
301
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:35,649
♪♪♪
302
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,567
♪♪♪
303
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,027
- Let's count some sheep,
okay, buddy?
304
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,156
One...
305
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,198
42...
306
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,868
67...
307
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,871
69...
308
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,457
- Stay.
309
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:59,506
♪♪♪
310
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,884
- Kate, what's taking so long?
- (Gasps) Nothing.
311
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,345
- Are you drugging him?
- No.
312
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,309
He's allergic um... to sleep.
313
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:21,944
♪♪♪
314
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,238
- And it wasn't legal.
- No. Okay, it was.
315
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,407
(Laughing)
316
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,160
- Looking for the, the right
one who would wanna do it.
317
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,371
- She's funny, Mel's funny.
- Hey guys.
318
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,123
- Oh hey.
All: Hey.
319
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,293
- I am impressed.
- Mhmm.
320
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,295
- Why?
- That you invited Nathan.
321
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,841
- I live here.
322
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,885
- Yeah.
323
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,303
- Back together
and I'm the last to know.
324
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,515
Well, don't be surprised
if you get a call
325
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,852
from my gastroenterologist.
- Why?
326
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,436
- I told him you were
available.
327
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,897
What a shame, the man really
knows his way around a rectum.
328
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,316
- Jesus.
- (Mel Chuckles)
329
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,985
- So does this one.
- Private time.
330
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,445
- Anyway, um...
331
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,446
thanks guys for coming,
332
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,948
and you know, housewarming.
333
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,992
(They chuckle)
334
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,078
(Silence)
335
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,540
- How you doing, Anne?
(Baby cries)
336
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,877
- Fine.
- Well, this place is great.
337
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,212
- Thank you, great place.
- Great place.
338
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,922
- Awesome.
- Yeah, right?
339
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,091
- You know when people say uh,
people say
340
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,218
it's this good to move back in,
you know,
341
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,429
that it shows uh, strength,
and um courage,
342
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,432
and um, and strength.
343
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,435
- Yes.
344
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,104
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
345
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,068
- I made a spin dip.
All: Ooh.
346
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,695
- Looks good.
- Yes, beautiful.
347
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,115
- We get it, he makes dip,
fuck you.
348
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,950
- (Chokes)
- What?
349
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,952
- Okay, Anne, a word.
350
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,332
(Baby fusses)
351
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,794
- Uh Bianca, quit hiding
that baby,
352
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,546
let me get a look at that
little bundle of joy.
353
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,214
- Such a sweetie.
354
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,549
- Okay, I wanna see.
355
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,218
Hot damn, that's his face.
356
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,721
Jesus, sweet Jesus.
357
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,390
Oh my God is, uh is he,
358
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,976
is his eye always pointing
that way?
359
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,061
- Well, that's just,
that's just his face.
360
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,522
- (Sighs)
361
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,024
(Chip crunches)
(Baby fusses)
362
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,653
- You said you were okay
with this.
363
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,362
- Yeah, I know I did
but then I saw your face
364
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,072
next to his face and
all I could think about
365
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,407
was my nanny sitting on it.
366
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,700
- Look, I can't hear this right
now, okay?
367
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,201
So I need you like suppress it,
368
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,871
or like take it out on your
patients or something.
369
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,414
- I can't.
370
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,541
Look, you were honest
with me about Brad, okay?
371
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,418
And that's the best thing that
you could have done for me.
372
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,420
- Brad and Nathan
are not the same, okay?
373
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,047
And yes it was a tough choice,
374
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,801
but it was the right choice
for me and my family.
375
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,012
- Are you staying with him
because of the kids?
376
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,098
- No, no.
- It's a fair question.
377
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,475
Sorry to interrupt but uh...
378
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,018
gosh, do you have any nipple
pads,
379
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,020
I mean Bianca's boobs
are like Niagara,
380
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,314
I'm afraid that baby's gonna
lose an eye, like pow.
381
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,399
You know, and if you want my
opinion,
382
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,110
I think it's very big of you
to take back a cheater.
383
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,070
- Thank you.
- No I do,
384
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,574
it speaks to your capacity
for caring and forgiveness,
385
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,577
right, Anne?
- Yes, very brave.
386
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,079
- Mhmm, like Hilary Clinton.
387
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,081
- Yes, like Hilary,
388
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,376
because you know, I'm sure
Bill never cheated again.
389
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,044
- Right, never.
390
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,297
- And I want you to be the
president of your own life.
391
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,009
- Hilary lost.
- Yes she did.
392
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,427
- Okay, but you won't.
- Probably not.
393
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,638
- What are you guys even
talking about? Stop talking.
394
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,473
- Oh do you have any nipple
pads or not
395
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,766
because Bianca's boobs have
probably already leaked
396
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,853
all over the main floor.
(Sighs)
397
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,438
- Is two enough?
398
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,190
- Yeah, great thank you.
- Yeah.
399
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,525
- Okay.
400
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,699
- You use words to describe
the person on the paper there,
401
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,118
it's a very fun and highly
personal game.
402
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,746
Mel and I sometimes play alone.
403
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,249
- It goes by real quick.
- I love games.
404
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,084
- Shut up, go Nathan.
- Come on, Nathan, let's go.
405
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,296
- Is it me?
- It is actually.
406
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,673
- Oh.
- Oh.
407
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,425
- Well, that was a shitty turn.
408
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,012
♪♪♪
409
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:16,679
(Readying exhale)
410
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:24,311
- Okay, so this person is
awesome, she's cool,
411
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,313
she's really smart,
412
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,982
she's very forgiving.
413
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,567
- Val, Val Szalinsky.
414
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,485
- No, arguably too forgiving,
415
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,279
she took somebody back that
disrespected her.
416
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,948
- Yeah, right, got it,
it's me, it's me.
417
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,490
Ha ha ha, thank you, Anne.
418
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:43,247
- Um okay, okay.
419
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,750
- Bring it on, bring it on.
- You got it, woof it up.
420
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,668
- Right, uh okay,
so this person um,
421
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,588
is very good at their job,
422
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,172
um but isn't always the best
judge of character.
423
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,883
- Is it Frankie?
- Hey.
424
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:58,220
- Not Frankie, uh this person
is um a very good parent,
425
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,640
uh but occasionally indulges
426
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,768
in self-destructive ideas.
427
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,186
- Lionel.
- Yes, she's not wrong.
428
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,439
- No, it's not um Lionel.
429
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,151
Um okay uh, uh,
uh they are um, they,
430
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,612
um their favourite colour
is green.
431
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,615
- Kate, stop being so vague
and just spell it out.
- I have no idea who you're
talking about.
432
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,784
- Uh they're very good drivers.
- Come on-come on-come on,
433
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,201
yeah, more, more,
what do you got?
434
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,829
- Who is it?
- Uh yeah, yeah, so this person
um...
435
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,163
- Bring it home, Honey,
you can do it.
436
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,498
- Come on, Kate.
437
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,541
- Oh like you were that much
better, I'm trying--
438
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,043
- (Overlapping conversation)
- Okay fine, fine, fuck it,
439
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,878
fuck it, he cheated on me,
you all hate him and now
440
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,755
if I run for president
I'd never win.
441
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,343
Oh fuck, fuck.
442
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,683
- (Nathan whimpers)
443
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:54,193
(Sobbing)
444
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,780
- Sorry no. No one was getting
it and I--
445
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,198
I'm really--
you didn't deserve that.
446
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,242
- Sorry, party foul.
447
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,040
- I was dumb.
448
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:10,084
Hey, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
449
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:11,919
I got this.
450
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,422
- No, no, I think
this game's over.
451
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,133
- Nathan,
we don't need to keep--
452
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,135
- I got this, okay?
453
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:23,139
It's um, um...
454
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:28,435
this person he's uh,
he's uh...
455
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,188
- (Hard exhale)
456
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,857
- average height.
- Oh.
457
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,862
- And he's deeply kind.
458
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,239
- Mel, Mel, is it Mel?
459
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,532
- Is it Mel?
460
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,243
- No, sorry.
461
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,870
- We don't have to keep doing
this, we could just--
462
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,539
- He's, he's...
463
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:56,172
he's misunderstood.
- Val Szalinsky! Valerie--
- No it's me!
- Oh.
464
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,216
- Jesus C-C-Christ.
465
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,678
(All excusing themselves
at once)
466
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,263
- It was a great party,
thank you.
467
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,100
- Bye, love you, see you soon.
- We should, we should.
468
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,186
- Let's do it another time,
bye.
Kate: Give us a few more months
in the house, you know--