1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,634 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:09,844 (Phone chimes) 3 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,013 (Car honks) (Engine rumbles) 4 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,851 - Hey man, thanks. 5 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,227 (Door shuts) 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,231 - Hello, table for two, por favor. 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,943 ♪♪♪ 8 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,153 (Engine hums) 9 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,489 (Kids laugh and squeal) 10 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:34,284 - (Crying) 11 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,077 - (Clears his throat) 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,707 ♪♪♪ 13 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,793 (Engine hums) 14 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:45,462 (Door opens) 15 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:46,797 (Kids laughing playfully) 16 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:55,014 ♪♪♪ 17 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:55,681 - Thanks. 18 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,019 - Thank you. 19 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,690 (Engine hums) 20 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:05,733 (Door opens) 21 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,110 (Door shuts) 22 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:11,864 - Okay. 23 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:13,908 Oh, Charlie. 24 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:20,622 ♪♪♪ 25 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:28,380 ♪♪♪ 26 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,761 - Hi. - Oh thank God, 27 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,554 I didn't think you were coming. 28 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,643 Does this mean? - Yeah. 29 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,896 - Fuck yes, yes! 30 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,940 - Fuck yes. - Yes! 31 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,566 - Awwwoo! - ♪ Hit it! ♪ 32 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,945 ♪♪♪ 33 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,195 ♪ Hey! ♪ 34 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,240 ♪♪♪ 35 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,829 - Would you get these filed by noon, thank you. 36 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,875 - Hey. - What's uh, what's all this? 37 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:08,712 - The décor is Pueblo revival. - (Small chuckle) 38 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,798 - It's got a hell of a following, you know. 39 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:14,760 Probably 'cause at our core it's what the heart truly craves. 40 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,344 (Small laugh) - It's just um... 41 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,430 when you said you wanted to use an office 42 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,391 I didn't think you were gonna turn into a Tex Mex menagerie. 43 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:25,353 Uh, I was sort of hoping for more of a one laptop situation. 44 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,606 - Wow, you know, just trying to make myself comfortable, 45 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,150 we do have another six months left in our contract. 46 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,402 - We do. - We do. 47 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,571 - Now this one's cute. - Hey. 48 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,032 - Oh hi. - Kate, you remember Trish. 49 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,199 - Of course. - Hmm. 50 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,952 - I gotta say you, you look great, Trish, 51 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,080 how are you feeling? - Oh like a princess, 52 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:46,125 but also gassy. 53 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,459 - No totally. 54 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,044 - I actually can't believe I'm gonna be a father. 55 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,212 - Aww. - You know. 56 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,674 Yeah, but why say no when you can say maybe, right? 57 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,634 - (Trish giggles) Oh. 58 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,719 Hm-hm-hm. - Oh. 59 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,597 - Hm. (Moans) 60 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,643 ♪♪♪ 61 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,269 - All right, well, I'm gonna um, 62 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,188 I'm gonna get some work done, keep uh, keep up the good, 63 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,607 (Box thuds) 64 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,442 keep up the good work. (Clears throat) 65 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,612 ♪♪♪ 66 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,239 - "Punishment; the ultimate reward". 67 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,618 - That's your title? 68 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,371 - I'm telling you as a mother of a teenager, 69 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,456 parents are gonna go crazy for this book. 70 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,582 - Okay. 71 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,128 Look I can try and shop it around, 72 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,630 but you're a hard sell for publishers. 73 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:34,756 - Why? 74 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,050 - You don't have a built-in audience, 75 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,719 no social media following, I mean, who are you? 76 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,304 - I am a doctor. - So is my dermatologist. 77 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,517 - Just wait, wait. - Mhmm. 78 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,768 - Ah shit. 79 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,854 Here, here, 80 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,898 it's my 13-year old, Alice. 81 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,067 - Oh my God. 82 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:57,571 - Yeah, a year ago my daughter was brandishing a firearm 83 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,115 in our home, and since implementing my method 84 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,327 she goes to chess camp, she flosses three times a day, 85 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,620 and she's embarrassed by social media. 86 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,458 - Okay, tell you what, 87 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,793 get me some paper on the idea 88 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,670 and I'll run it by a few friends. 89 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,964 - Friends-friends, like... like publishers? 90 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,259 - And it's cooler if you don't say it, but yes. 91 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,802 - Mhmm. Totally, yeah. 92 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:21,678 Cool. 93 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:27,308 ♪♪♪ 94 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,437 - Hey there, pack it up or we're gonna be late. 95 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,773 - Actually Ms. Carlson, I was hoping to connect 96 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,817 with you briefly. - Sure, go wait in the car. 97 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,736 - Fine, come on, Keith. 98 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,155 - What she do? 99 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,575 She talk back? You catch her in a lie? 100 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,410 If you don't ride her she's gonna walk off. 101 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,787 - She fell asleep in class today... again. 102 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,707 She had mentioned that you have her enrolled 103 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,918 in 20 activities this summer. - It's called activity jail. 104 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,964 - Activity... jail? - Yes sir, 105 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,091 it's what happens when you lie and take advantage 106 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,842 of your parents and now she's so busy she can't. 107 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:05,847 - I fear that she's being spread too thin. 108 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,809 She barely has enough energy to practice oboe. 109 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,228 - Full transparency, man, I don't care if she can play the oboe, 110 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,729 as long as she's not playing someone else's oboe. 111 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,273 (Popping sound) 112 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,816 (Doors shut) 113 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,442 - Wanna tell me why you weren't at karate this morning? 114 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,777 I got a call from Sensei Brian. 115 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,698 - I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop, okay. 116 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,495 I could have been kidnapped, I wish I was. 117 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,331 - Oh yeah, would a kidnapper take you thong shopping? 118 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,209 - That's kinda exactly what a kidnapper would do. 119 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,627 - (Angry groan) 120 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,340 Let me see, no show to a scheduled activity, 121 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,383 what is the punishment for that again? 122 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,845 - Mom no, please don't take over my Insta. 123 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:48,598 - Please don't lie and take advantage of your father and me. Gimme. 124 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,476 Gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme. - Fine! 125 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,646 If you do this I'm literally gonna fill my pockets 126 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,732 with rocks and, like, jump into the lake. 127 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,235 - Wouldn't advise that, you'll be late for your internship. 128 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,656 Hey everyone, Alice's mom here 129 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,241 for another round of being given everything 130 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:10,204 and squandering it. 131 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,498 - Ugh. - Chugga, chugga, chugga! Beer! 132 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,750 Oooh! (Laughs) 133 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,836 Beer's here. - Okay. 134 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:22,549 - Ugh, can you believe this stupid logo, 135 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,009 I can't wait to get my hands on it. 136 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,012 - Hey Kate, I wanna get your eyes on this... 137 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,807 Admiral, wow! Okay, that is a big fish, 138 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,143 congratulations. - Thank you, Mike. 139 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:36,437 - So how'd you hook with them? - Well, they came to me. 140 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:39,607 - Craig Strathern, is he over there now? 141 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,526 - Yeah. - Hmm. 142 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,903 - Oh, actually could you put that back, 143 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,487 that has not been released yet so it's-- 144 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,823 - Après... French? 145 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,783 What's the angle, huh? Wait. 146 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,827 Is that a weed beer? 147 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,371 - Uh, if you could, you could put that back, 148 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:53,788 it's for an event that I'm-- Okay. 149 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,790 - Ooh, sorry. 150 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,626 Mmm, that's not too bad actually. 151 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,837 You know, this is gonna be a very complicated launch 152 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,422 for them, Admiral is old school 153 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,800 so if you wanted my help I know Craig. 154 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,135 - Oh, I appreciate your concern, 155 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,721 but uh, I know Craig too, 156 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,639 I can handle it. 157 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,561 - Sorry I'm late. - Oh, hey, good timing. 158 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,479 Why don't you uh, bring this back 159 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,732 to the storage supply closet for the party tomorrow for us. 160 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,276 - Oh, and while you're at it, intern, 161 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,403 you wanna help Trish get some stuff from the car, thanks. 162 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,906 - Why, your hands broken? - How rude. 163 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,199 - Well, you could try using her name. 164 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,327 - Well, I would but I don't know it. 165 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,914 - (Frustrated exhale) 166 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,876 - I can't believe we were ever attracted to that guy. 167 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,920 - We? - You. He's such a jerk. 168 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:43,838 - I know. - Yeah. 169 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,968 - Would you call Craig and tell him 170 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,720 I'm gonna come to him today? - Mhmm. 171 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,055 - I'm gonna go blow off some steam. 172 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,848 (Loud grunting, moaning) 173 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,103 (Groaning) 174 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,855 (Car honks) 175 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,692 - Yes, ooh. - Oh, ah. 176 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,822 - Woo! - Ahh! 177 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,198 (Laughing) 178 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,075 - Oh I needed that. - Oh me too. 179 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,494 - Oh my God. - Oh. 180 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,037 - We gotta keep it fresh like this, you know, 181 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,415 just cars, parks, 182 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:21,126 the occasional Port-A-John. 183 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,503 - Why stop there, we should do it at a carnival and charge admission. 184 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,006 (Both chuckle) 185 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,049 - I just don't want us to take each other for granted. 186 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,551 - Hey, me neither. 187 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,640 - Hm. 188 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,184 So you feeling ready for tonight? 189 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,602 - I think so, I got all the ingredients for my spin dib, 190 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,646 I'm gonna grab some wine, what else are you supposed to serve 191 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,857 at these housewarming things? 192 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,776 - I guess I meant more like do you feel nervous? 193 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,488 - Not really, should I be? - No, no. 194 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,323 (Chuckles) 195 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,285 It's just, it's sort of like our coming out party. 196 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:58,830 - Our friends know we've already been together for months, so. 197 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,708 - No, yeah, they know that already 198 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,960 'cause we're in this together, solid. 199 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,879 - Yeah. 200 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,672 - And screw 'em if they think otherwise, right? 201 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,093 - You okay? - Yeah, no I'm good, 202 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,388 I am good. 203 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,055 - (Chuckles) 204 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,641 ♪♪♪ 205 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,060 - Hm. 206 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,774 (Groans) 207 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,235 (Door opens, approaching footsteps) 208 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,737 - Oh, can you forgive me for being late? 209 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,781 These two birds were fighting outside my office window 210 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,575 and I could tell it was personal. 211 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,703 - Did one of the birds kill the other bird? 212 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,414 - What? No, no, have you no idea, 213 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:44,834 how birds communicate, they-- - Oh no, no I do, I do. 214 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,127 They uh, 215 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,212 they speak with their beaks. 216 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,631 How has the shift been for you, guys? 217 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,009 Is Admiral concerned how the public will take the transition? 218 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,635 - Are you kidding? 219 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,637 Biggest beer company in the country 220 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,973 and I pitched them on putting weed inside their beer. 221 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,267 - Genius. 222 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,269 - Oh the reputation of this entire company 223 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,687 is on my shoulders, Kate, you can't imagine. 224 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,647 - I can imagine actually. 225 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,651 I know what it's like to worry that people 226 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,695 will respect you less for a choice you've made. 227 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,240 - Yes. - You're still you, you know, 228 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,325 and the smartest thing you can do, stand your ground, 229 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,328 let the public know you're still the same bad ass. 230 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,539 Maybe they're worried that like, you know, 231 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,790 you're making the wrong choice, 232 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,708 or that you're moving backwards, 233 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,252 and they think of you as a creep. 234 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,878 - Sorry wait, what, what does that mean? 235 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,171 - Forget that part. You stay solid, okay? 236 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,508 Your product is great, 237 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,469 and the public will get on board eventually, 238 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,137 they always do. 239 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,680 Right now your job is to project strength. 240 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,558 - Mmm. (thumps table) 241 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,144 Hey, to projecting strength. 242 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,145 - To projecting strength. 243 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,775 ♪♪♪ 244 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,611 - So it's quite the uh, fancy report card 245 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,196 you've come up with. - What are all the ones? 246 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,783 - Oh, well one is obviously for being number one, Nathan, 247 00:10:58,825 --> 00:10:59,659 the best. 248 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,080 - Actually, one is the lowest score. 249 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,207 - Oh, that seems unnecessarily confusing. 250 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,294 - Most children at his age can 251 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,922 handle a list of up to three, even four action items 252 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,967 without requiring step by step instructions. 253 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,387 You need to encourage his independence. 254 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,140 Try giving him a chore like making his bed every morning. 255 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,520 - Charlie's still in his crib. 256 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,895 - He's four. 257 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,190 - He gets nightmares. 258 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,233 - Oh yeah, and working with no sleep. 259 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,277 - Yeah. - That's my nightmare, so. 260 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,613 - (Chuckles) Well, that is the process 261 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,239 until they grow some confidence. 262 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,200 I know you think you're helping, 263 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,243 but every time you button up for him, 264 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,703 or slide his shoes on, or put him in the crib, 265 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,289 you're saying, I don't think you're smart, 266 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,749 or capable, or brave. 267 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,878 - Shit. 268 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,088 - Why don't you start by having a conversation with Charlie. 269 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,966 I bet he would love to hear how excited you are 270 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,844 about him sleeping in his big boy bed. 271 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:04,182 ♪♪♪ 272 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,437 - How about this bed, so cool. 273 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,273 - He's not gonna stay in here. - Of course he is, 274 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,108 he's gonna stay in here cause it's a really cool cozy bed, 275 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,443 right man? 276 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,445 Look, your mommy and daddy are gonna slip out 277 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,073 now and you're just gonna have super sweet dreams 278 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,910 'cause this is the coolest bed anyone's ever seen. 279 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,205 - You got this. - Okay, okay. 280 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,380 (Door creaks shut) 281 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,716 (Glasses clink) - Hmm. 282 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,092 - Hm. 283 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,134 (Floorboard creaks) 284 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,431 - Oh. - I got it. 285 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,934 - No, no, no, no, let daddy do his thing. 286 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,728 Come here you... 287 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,230 you're going to bed. 288 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,402 "There once was an old woman who lived in a shoe..." 289 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,778 (Chips clatter) 290 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,991 ♪♪♪ 291 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,410 - He's down. - Nicely done. 292 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,787 - Seriously good, right? - Oh God. 293 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,790 What happened to daddy doing his thing? 294 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,501 - Uh... 295 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,297 - I talked to all your friends at camp, they're all asleep, 296 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,798 so if you wanna catch up you gotta close your eyes, deal? 297 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,175 (Sighs) You see, 298 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,262 something mothers are gifted with 299 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,306 is the power of negotiations, Nathan, 300 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,975 look it up. Oh gee. 301 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:35,649 ♪♪♪ 302 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,567 ♪♪♪ 303 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,027 - Let's count some sheep, okay, buddy? 304 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,156 One... 305 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,198 42... 306 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,868 67... 307 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,871 69... 308 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,457 - Stay. 309 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:59,506 ♪♪♪ 310 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,884 - Kate, what's taking so long? - (Gasps) Nothing. 311 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,345 - Are you drugging him? - No. 312 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,309 He's allergic um... to sleep. 313 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:21,944 ♪♪♪ 314 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,238 - And it wasn't legal. - No. Okay, it was. 315 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,407 (Laughing) 316 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,160 - Looking for the, the right one who would wanna do it. 317 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,371 - She's funny, Mel's funny. - Hey guys. 318 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,123 - Oh hey. All: Hey. 319 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,293 - I am impressed. - Mhmm. 320 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,295 - Why? - That you invited Nathan. 321 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,841 - I live here. 322 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,885 - Yeah. 323 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,303 - Back together and I'm the last to know. 324 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,515 Well, don't be surprised if you get a call 325 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,852 from my gastroenterologist. - Why? 326 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,436 - I told him you were available. 327 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,897 What a shame, the man really knows his way around a rectum. 328 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,316 - Jesus. - (Mel Chuckles) 329 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,985 - So does this one. - Private time. 330 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,445 - Anyway, um... 331 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,446 thanks guys for coming, 332 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,948 and you know, housewarming. 333 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,992 (They chuckle) 334 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,078 (Silence) 335 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,540 - How you doing, Anne? (Baby cries) 336 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,877 - Fine. - Well, this place is great. 337 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,212 - Thank you, great place. - Great place. 338 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,922 - Awesome. - Yeah, right? 339 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,091 - You know when people say uh, people say 340 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,218 it's this good to move back in, you know, 341 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,429 that it shows uh, strength, and um courage, 342 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,432 and um, and strength. 343 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,435 - Yes. 344 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,104 - Yeah. - Yeah. 345 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,068 - I made a spin dip. All: Ooh. 346 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,695 - Looks good. - Yes, beautiful. 347 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,115 - We get it, he makes dip, fuck you. 348 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,950 - (Chokes) - What? 349 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,952 - Okay, Anne, a word. 350 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,332 (Baby fusses) 351 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,794 - Uh Bianca, quit hiding that baby, 352 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,546 let me get a look at that little bundle of joy. 353 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,214 - Such a sweetie. 354 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,549 - Okay, I wanna see. 355 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,218 Hot damn, that's his face. 356 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,721 Jesus, sweet Jesus. 357 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,390 Oh my God is, uh is he, 358 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,976 is his eye always pointing that way? 359 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,061 - Well, that's just, that's just his face. 360 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,522 - (Sighs) 361 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,024 (Chip crunches) (Baby fusses) 362 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,653 - You said you were okay with this. 363 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,362 - Yeah, I know I did but then I saw your face 364 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,072 next to his face and all I could think about 365 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,407 was my nanny sitting on it. 366 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,700 - Look, I can't hear this right now, okay? 367 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,201 So I need you like suppress it, 368 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,871 or like take it out on your patients or something. 369 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,414 - I can't. 370 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,541 Look, you were honest with me about Brad, okay? 371 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,418 And that's the best thing that you could have done for me. 372 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,420 - Brad and Nathan are not the same, okay? 373 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,047 And yes it was a tough choice, 374 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,801 but it was the right choice for me and my family. 375 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,012 - Are you staying with him because of the kids? 376 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,098 - No, no. - It's a fair question. 377 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,475 Sorry to interrupt but uh... 378 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,018 gosh, do you have any nipple pads, 379 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,020 I mean Bianca's boobs are like Niagara, 380 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,314 I'm afraid that baby's gonna lose an eye, like pow. 381 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,399 You know, and if you want my opinion, 382 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,110 I think it's very big of you to take back a cheater. 383 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,070 - Thank you. - No I do, 384 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,574 it speaks to your capacity for caring and forgiveness, 385 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,577 right, Anne? - Yes, very brave. 386 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,079 - Mhmm, like Hilary Clinton. 387 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,081 - Yes, like Hilary, 388 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,376 because you know, I'm sure Bill never cheated again. 389 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,044 - Right, never. 390 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,297 - And I want you to be the president of your own life. 391 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,009 - Hilary lost. - Yes she did. 392 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,427 - Okay, but you won't. - Probably not. 393 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,638 - What are you guys even talking about? Stop talking. 394 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,473 - Oh do you have any nipple pads or not 395 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,766 because Bianca's boobs have probably already leaked 396 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,853 all over the main floor. (Sighs) 397 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,438 - Is two enough? 398 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,190 - Yeah, great thank you. - Yeah. 399 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,525 - Okay. 400 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,699 - You use words to describe the person on the paper there, 401 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,118 it's a very fun and highly personal game. 402 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,746 Mel and I sometimes play alone. 403 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,249 - It goes by real quick. - I love games. 404 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,084 - Shut up, go Nathan. - Come on, Nathan, let's go. 405 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,296 - Is it me? - It is actually. 406 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,673 - Oh. - Oh. 407 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,425 - Well, that was a shitty turn. 408 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,012 ♪♪♪ 409 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:16,679 (Readying exhale) 410 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:24,311 - Okay, so this person is awesome, she's cool, 411 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,313 she's really smart, 412 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,982 she's very forgiving. 413 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,567 - Val, Val Szalinsky. 414 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,485 - No, arguably too forgiving, 415 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,279 she took somebody back that disrespected her. 416 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,948 - Yeah, right, got it, it's me, it's me. 417 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,490 Ha ha ha, thank you, Anne. 418 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:43,247 - Um okay, okay. 419 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,750 - Bring it on, bring it on. - You got it, woof it up. 420 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,668 - Right, uh okay, so this person um, 421 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,588 is very good at their job, 422 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,172 um but isn't always the best judge of character. 423 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,883 - Is it Frankie? - Hey. 424 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:58,220 - Not Frankie, uh this person is um a very good parent, 425 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,640 uh but occasionally indulges 426 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,768 in self-destructive ideas. 427 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,186 - Lionel. - Yes, she's not wrong. 428 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,439 - No, it's not um Lionel. 429 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,151 Um okay uh, uh, uh they are um, they, 430 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,612 um their favourite colour is green. 431 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,615 - Kate, stop being so vague and just spell it out. - I have no idea who you're talking about. 432 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,784 - Uh they're very good drivers. - Come on-come on-come on, 433 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,201 yeah, more, more, what do you got? 434 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,829 - Who is it? - Uh yeah, yeah, so this person um... 435 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,163 - Bring it home, Honey, you can do it. 436 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,498 - Come on, Kate. 437 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,541 - Oh like you were that much better, I'm trying-- 438 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,043 - (Overlapping conversation) - Okay fine, fine, fuck it, 439 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,878 fuck it, he cheated on me, you all hate him and now 440 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,755 if I run for president I'd never win. 441 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,343 Oh fuck, fuck. 442 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,683 - (Nathan whimpers) 443 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:54,193 (Sobbing) 444 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,780 - Sorry no. No one was getting it and I-- 445 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,198 I'm really-- you didn't deserve that. 446 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,242 - Sorry, party foul. 447 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,040 - I was dumb. 448 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:10,084 Hey, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 449 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:11,919 I got this. 450 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,422 - No, no, I think this game's over. 451 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,133 - Nathan, we don't need to keep-- 452 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,135 - I got this, okay? 453 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:23,139 It's um, um... 454 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:28,435 this person he's uh, he's uh... 455 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,188 - (Hard exhale) 456 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,857 - average height. - Oh. 457 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,862 - And he's deeply kind. 458 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,239 - Mel, Mel, is it Mel? 459 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,532 - Is it Mel? 460 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,243 - No, sorry. 461 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,870 - We don't have to keep doing this, we could just-- 462 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,539 - He's, he's... 463 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:56,172 he's misunderstood. - Val Szalinsky! Valerie-- - No it's me! - Oh. 464 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,216 - Jesus C-C-Christ. 465 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,678 (All excusing themselves at once) 466 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,263 - It was a great party, thank you. 467 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,100 - Bye, love you, see you soon. - We should, we should. 468 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,186 - Let's do it another time, bye. Kate: Give us a few more months in the house, you know--