1 00:00:04,334 --> 00:00:06,268 Welcome to Superhero 101, 2 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:07,870 where the street is your classroom, 3 00:00:07,872 --> 00:00:11,107 and books are replaced with on-the-job training. 4 00:00:17,447 --> 00:00:21,784 That's good, because I'm a... hands-on kind of guy. 5 00:00:21,786 --> 00:00:23,385 I'm terrible at quipping. 6 00:00:23,387 --> 00:00:24,887 That quip would've worked better 7 00:00:24,889 --> 00:00:27,056 if you actually used your hands. 8 00:00:27,058 --> 00:00:28,924 Hands, see? Nailed it. 9 00:00:28,926 --> 00:00:32,928 As if one Spider-Man in this town wasn't annoying enough! 10 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:36,599 You know what they say, two web heads are better than one. 11 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:39,435 You know your jokes are horrible, right? 12 00:00:39,437 --> 00:00:43,305 Have you ever stopped a bad guy with comedy? 13 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:47,042 Not yet, but there's a first time for everything. 14 00:00:47,044 --> 00:00:50,546 Like you, trying out those new web shooters you built. 15 00:00:50,548 --> 00:00:53,449 Great idea. Take this, Scorpion. 16 00:00:53,451 --> 00:00:56,452 Okay. The shooters work great. Your aim? Not so much. 17 00:00:56,454 --> 00:00:58,420 I guess I got a few things to learn. 18 00:00:58,422 --> 00:01:00,823 You probably did too when you first started out, right? 19 00:01:00,825 --> 00:01:04,894 You mean three months ago? Yeah, I should think so. 20 00:01:07,765 --> 00:01:10,266 I'm not exactly what you call a veteran. 21 00:01:10,268 --> 00:01:12,501 Well, you're a great teacher. And besides, 22 00:01:12,503 --> 00:01:15,805 I need a mentor who can spin webs and stick to walls. 23 00:01:15,807 --> 00:01:20,609 So, that kind of narrows my options down to you. I'm... flattered? 24 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:23,412 Do you two ever stop talking? 25 00:01:23,914 --> 00:01:28,517 Copy that. Moving into second position now. 26 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:33,489 - Hey, where does he think he's going? - Something's not right here. 27 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:40,696 You getting your spider tingle, jangle thing? 28 00:01:40,698 --> 00:01:45,234 It's called "Spider-Sense." And no, it's just more of a gut thing. 29 00:01:46,603 --> 00:01:50,272 Ugh. Spider gut? Thankfully, I didn't get that power. 30 00:01:52,475 --> 00:01:54,443 What I mean is, Scorpion's more of 31 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:57,479 a "gloat about his evil plans" type of bad guy, 32 00:01:57,481 --> 00:02:00,549 and he hasn't mentioned what he's up to. 33 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:07,289 We were in the middle of a conversation, and you ran off. So rude. 34 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:10,359 Joke all you want. My job is done here. 35 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:13,863 Over the years, I've roamed the jungles of the world, 36 00:02:13,865 --> 00:02:16,498 stalking the most dangerous creatures alive. 37 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,368 - Huh? - Oh, man! 38 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:22,538 "Kraven's Amazing Hunt" is on. It's my favorite show. 39 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:26,542 But today I've come to the asphalt jungle 40 00:02:26,544 --> 00:02:29,979 to hunt something different. 41 00:02:29,981 --> 00:02:32,915 Hey! That's us! We're on TV! 42 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:35,885 The most dangerous prey of all, 43 00:02:35,887 --> 00:02:40,756 the menace known as Spider-Man. 44 00:02:41,278 --> 00:02:44,243 You might wanna pick a new favorite show. 45 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:49,541 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 46 00:02:56,022 --> 00:02:59,258 Any last words, Spider-Man? 47 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:03,262 - Uh... - Eh? Two spider-men? 48 00:03:03,264 --> 00:03:05,925 Thanks a lot. What? I'm not Spider-Man. 49 00:03:05,926 --> 00:03:07,699 I'm a totally different guy. 50 00:03:07,701 --> 00:03:10,769 Besides, these reality shows are all fake anyway. 51 00:03:10,771 --> 00:03:12,404 Move! 52 00:03:14,607 --> 00:03:17,776 Fake, huh? You really gotta work on that Spider-Sense of yours. 53 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:22,781 I told you not to call me when we're live. 54 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:26,018 Do you want both of them? 55 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:29,221 - My pleasure. - Tranquilizer darts? 56 00:03:29,223 --> 00:03:33,125 So maybe he's not trying to kill us on live television. 57 00:03:33,127 --> 00:03:36,028 He takes his prey home and does it there. 58 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:38,864 But it's all just a show for the cameras, right? 59 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:41,967 Something tells me this guy's more about the reality 60 00:03:41,969 --> 00:03:43,302 and less about the show. 61 00:03:43,304 --> 00:03:45,137 Gwen, look! 62 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:47,352 Spidey's on Kraven's Amazing Hunt. 63 00:03:49,742 --> 00:03:53,879 - So is Miles! - What about Miles? 64 00:03:53,881 --> 00:03:57,649 Uh, I was just saying, this... is Miles' favorite show. 65 00:03:57,651 --> 00:03:59,651 Really? 66 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:02,654 I don't know if I approve of these types of shows. 67 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:04,756 I think they just dull your senses. 68 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:09,094 Scorpion must've been a setup. He was just bait. 69 00:04:09,096 --> 00:04:12,297 Yep. And we took it hook, line, and stinger. We're still live on TV. 70 00:04:12,299 --> 00:04:15,100 Then we better get out of here and come up with a plan 71 00:04:15,102 --> 00:04:18,070 to deal Mr. Reality a reality check. 72 00:04:18,072 --> 00:04:20,906 Do not fear, good viewers. 73 00:04:20,908 --> 00:04:25,010 Kraven the Hunter always gets his target. 74 00:04:25,012 --> 00:04:28,647 I can leap with the agility of a jaguar, 75 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:32,918 swing with the ease of an orangutan... 76 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:39,691 and strategize with the cleverness of a human. 77 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:42,027 To which terrain did the prey escape? 78 00:04:42,029 --> 00:04:43,195 Uh, huh? 79 00:04:43,197 --> 00:04:46,598 Which way did they go? 80 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:51,103 - Oh, uh, they went that way. - Much thanks. 81 00:04:53,473 --> 00:04:55,507 Let's head down 5th Avenue. 82 00:04:55,509 --> 00:04:59,011 I find the wind current there increases my swing speed. 83 00:05:00,113 --> 00:05:02,114 Uh-oh. I forgot. 84 00:05:02,116 --> 00:05:06,985 Kraven studies his prey's patterns and then sets traps based on their behavior. 85 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:10,088 He totally knows everything we're gonna do! 86 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:13,125 Wait! What? 87 00:05:17,631 --> 00:05:20,299 You're saying he's booby-trapped all of New York City? 88 00:05:20,301 --> 00:05:22,401 Yeah... Pretty cool, right? 89 00:05:22,403 --> 00:05:26,238 Are you not the least bit concerned that someone is hunting us? 90 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,107 Sure. But he has to catch us first. 91 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:34,313 Only a matter of time, young spider. 92 00:05:34,315 --> 00:05:38,650 Preferably 22 minutes, not counting commercials. 93 00:05:38,652 --> 00:05:40,719 One thing's for sure: 94 00:05:40,721 --> 00:05:44,056 I am never wearing my Kraven Fan Club shirt ever again! 95 00:05:47,227 --> 00:05:50,262 Worth every penny. 96 00:05:50,264 --> 00:05:52,464 - Adrian. - What is it? 97 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:57,669 My latest plan to capture the spider-men. 98 00:05:57,671 --> 00:06:02,040 Since my Slayer wasn't able to retrieve either of these spider specimens, 99 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:05,344 I figured why not hire the world's greatest hunter. 100 00:06:05,346 --> 00:06:08,947 Only instead of taking them back to his museum for mounting, 101 00:06:08,949 --> 00:06:11,550 he'll deliver them to me for experimentation. 102 00:06:11,552 --> 00:06:14,052 And he agreed to this willingly? 103 00:06:14,054 --> 00:06:17,723 Kraven may be a hunter, but he's also a businessman, 104 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:21,193 and businessmen are always looking for financial backing. 105 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:24,263 Something I was happy to contribute to. 106 00:06:28,401 --> 00:06:31,903 Look at them, the urban spider-humans 107 00:06:31,905 --> 00:06:34,940 in their natural environment. 108 00:06:34,942 --> 00:06:36,775 Amazing creatures. 109 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:39,144 But do not worry, loyal viewers. 110 00:06:39,146 --> 00:06:42,414 My sonic blasts have taken down rhinos. 111 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:47,252 I don't think a couple of little spiders will be a problem. 112 00:06:47,254 --> 00:06:50,195 Well, the good news is, this is some good hero 113 00:06:50,196 --> 00:06:53,136 - practice for you. - Only you could find the bright side of this. 114 00:06:54,093 --> 00:06:56,428 Huh? 115 00:06:56,430 --> 00:07:00,461 I feel my Spider-Sense, but can't tell what direction it's coming from. 116 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:03,635 Watch out! 117 00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:07,472 Miles! 118 00:07:07,474 --> 00:07:11,009 Go on. Save your sidekick, Spider-Man. 119 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:15,247 I've already witnessed your analytical mind in action. 120 00:07:15,249 --> 00:07:19,918 Show me how compassionate you are to the cluster. 121 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,354 A "cluster" is a group of spiders. 122 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:26,291 Something you learn when you're... cravin' knowledge. 123 00:07:26,293 --> 00:07:29,590 Brought to you by the good people at Public Media. 124 00:07:30,463 --> 00:07:32,331 Did he just call me a sidekick? 125 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:36,368 Hey, you say that again, and I'll blast that mustache into sideburns! 126 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:37,930 I don't know if this'll work, 127 00:07:37,931 --> 00:07:40,272 but time to try an electro-blast on this thing. 128 00:07:42,943 --> 00:07:45,238 Way to go! Miles? 129 00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:52,718 - That was amazing! - I know. 130 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,720 I thought a group of spiders was called a "clutter." 131 00:07:54,722 --> 00:07:57,689 No. I mean, what you did was amazing. 132 00:07:57,691 --> 00:08:01,193 Plus you might've just figured a way to beat Kraven. 133 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:02,728 I did? 134 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:05,964 Yes. He's studied my patterns, but you're so new 135 00:08:05,966 --> 00:08:08,967 to this whole superhero thing, you don't even have patterns yet. 136 00:08:08,969 --> 00:08:11,970 So me being inexperienced is a good thing? 137 00:08:11,972 --> 00:08:14,072 Right now it is. 138 00:08:14,074 --> 00:08:17,743 So we both need to be unpredictable if we're going to beat Kraven. 139 00:08:17,745 --> 00:08:20,479 - Where's someplace we never go? - A comedy club. 140 00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:26,818 - I was thinking the sewer. - The sewer? Ugh! 141 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:29,759 Unless that's the name of the comedy club. 142 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:34,826 Follow me! 143 00:08:37,831 --> 00:08:42,601 Nope. Nothing funny about being down here. 144 00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:45,771 There's no way Kraven set any traps below ground, 145 00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:48,840 - because I never use the sewers. - Brilliant. 146 00:08:48,842 --> 00:08:51,510 - Unless... - Unless what? 147 00:08:51,512 --> 00:08:53,779 On the show, Kraven also tries to predict 148 00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:56,281 what backup plan his target might use. 149 00:08:56,283 --> 00:08:59,284 Like, say... going underground? 150 00:08:59,286 --> 00:09:02,359 Whoa! Spidey-Senses kicked in! 151 00:09:02,394 --> 00:09:07,092 - But it's coming from all directions. - 'Cause the danger is too! 152 00:09:10,731 --> 00:09:13,732 The hunt is over! 153 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:16,101 I have won. 154 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:18,934 But we expected that, didn't we? 155 00:09:26,313 --> 00:09:28,780 No use in struggling, young spider. 156 00:09:28,782 --> 00:09:33,218 That cage is made from electrified titanium alloy... 157 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:36,421 three times stronger than steel. 158 00:09:36,423 --> 00:09:41,860 And made by Cages, Incorporated. Available at select hunting outlets. 159 00:09:43,596 --> 00:09:47,399 And now, the branding iron. 160 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:49,968 Uh-oh. The branding ceremony. 161 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:53,638 It's the ultimate humiliation before being shipped to his museum. 162 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,907 Your knowledge of this show is getting annoying. Sorry. 163 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:59,778 I have defeated many jungle animals, 164 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:04,249 but today I am victor over a new breed of creature... 165 00:10:04,251 --> 00:10:06,618 the human spider. 166 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:11,790 Let all who look upon them see that they were brought down by Kraven! 167 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:14,493 Hero lesson! If your supervillain turns his back to blab, 168 00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:15,994 disengage his cage. 169 00:10:19,532 --> 00:10:22,000 Nobody escapes Kraven! 170 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,175 - Oh, nice shot! - I'm a quick study. 171 00:10:30,177 --> 00:10:33,026 Then here's a lesson in web crafting. 172 00:10:35,615 --> 00:10:40,051 With a little branding of our own. 173 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,153 Aw, what's the matter, Kravey buddy? 174 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:46,291 - This episode not sticking to the script? - Ciao. 175 00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:50,295 Turn those cameras off! Now! 176 00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:54,799 What is that idiot doing? This was not part of our deal. 177 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:57,035 I think The Kraven Show just got canceled. 178 00:10:57,037 --> 00:11:00,705 That's okay. "Cooking with Carol" is my second favorite show. 179 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,308 Uh-oh. 180 00:11:04,912 --> 00:11:09,748 You expect to humiliate me and get away with it?! 181 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:13,985 For centuries, my family has been the deadliest of hunters. 182 00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:19,090 But now my rage extends far beyond that, 183 00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:23,562 and so you will suffer a slow and painful destruction 184 00:11:23,564 --> 00:11:28,500 unsuitable for... television! 185 00:11:29,936 --> 00:11:32,571 Whoa! I've never seen these darts before, 186 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:35,507 and I've watched all the DVD bonus materials. 187 00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:38,410 These are heat-seeking darts. 188 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:43,381 Phew! 189 00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:47,617 Thank goodness for truth in advertising. Head for a heat source! 190 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:53,625 "Ice cream, Cold cuts, Freezing"... 191 00:11:53,627 --> 00:11:55,694 Oh, come on! 192 00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:58,997 No! 193 00:12:01,702 --> 00:12:05,370 Snug as a bug in a Moroccan wool rug. 194 00:12:05,372 --> 00:12:09,941 But let us make it even more tighter, shall we? 195 00:12:09,943 --> 00:12:13,912 That was a venomous fear dart that hit your friend, 196 00:12:13,914 --> 00:12:16,982 extracted from the African cobra. 197 00:12:16,984 --> 00:12:21,052 It will not only frighten him but, if not treated, 198 00:12:21,054 --> 00:12:23,922 scare him to death. 199 00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:26,458 The more you struggle, young spider, 200 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:30,629 the faster the venom seeps into your bloodstream. 201 00:12:30,631 --> 00:12:32,931 No! Get away! 202 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:36,234 - Get away! - Huh? Where did he go? 203 00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:38,269 Where did he go? 204 00:12:38,271 --> 00:12:41,239 Not gonna find out stuck behind a boomerang. 205 00:12:43,944 --> 00:12:47,445 Miles! Where are you? 206 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:49,247 He couldn't just disappear like that. 207 00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:52,083 Maybe thermal vision will help. 208 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,953 There! 209 00:12:57,324 --> 00:13:00,792 He must have some sort of camouflage power we didn't know about. 210 00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:03,377 I gotcha. 211 00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:09,167 Miles, calm down. 212 00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:12,771 Calm down. 213 00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:16,174 You're a spider. Terrifying... spider... 214 00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:19,144 No, I'm not a spider, Miles. 215 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:23,410 I'm... I'm your friend. I'm Peter. 216 00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:29,054 Pe-Peter? 217 00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:37,162 - Is... Is that really you? - Yeah. It's me, Miles. 218 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,397 - I'm Spider-Man. - No... 219 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:41,966 It can't be. I'm freaking out! 220 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:44,669 I know. It's a lot. And that venom isn't helping. 221 00:13:44,671 --> 00:13:48,406 But just try to calm down so it doesn't spread through your bloodstream so fast. 222 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:51,643 Okay. Deep breaths. Calming down. 223 00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:54,045 Wow. It made me see things, Peter. 224 00:13:54,047 --> 00:13:57,348 Yes. But you know what else it did? 225 00:13:57,350 --> 00:14:00,185 It unleashed a power you didn't even know you had. 226 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,353 Cloaking? I mean, come on. 227 00:14:02,355 --> 00:14:04,989 First the electric sting, now invisibility? 228 00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:07,325 Man, I wish I was bitten by your spider. 229 00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:09,060 What are we gonna do about Kraven? 230 00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:11,663 We are not going to do anything. 231 00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:14,746 You are getting dropped off at a hospital while I go after him. 232 00:14:14,781 --> 00:14:16,401 I have to go with you. 233 00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:19,204 He's not going to quit until he destroys you. 234 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,272 He could be anywhere. 235 00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:28,113 Or I'm guessing he's at the Central Park Zoo! 236 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:34,953 - Then let's go! - Miles, you have to rest. 237 00:14:34,955 --> 00:14:38,123 Part of being a hero is knowing when to fight and when to heal. 238 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,959 There will be times when you get to work as a team, 239 00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:44,629 but there are other times... when you have to finish on your own. 240 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:49,467 Sorry! Lunchtime's over! 241 00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:54,372 What's that? I don't speak lion. 242 00:14:56,259 --> 00:14:58,143 Uh, you're welcome. 243 00:14:58,145 --> 00:15:02,046 I don't know what I like better, Spider-Man... 244 00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:04,149 that you took the bait, 245 00:15:04,151 --> 00:15:07,318 or that you have become the bait. 246 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,622 Feeding time, my kitties! 247 00:15:10,624 --> 00:15:13,420 You couldn't have made an army of penguins, huh? 248 00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:19,237 - Attack! - Here, have a seat. 249 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:22,573 This is seriously the worst petting zoo of all time! 250 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,580 This is for your own good! 251 00:15:29,582 --> 00:15:31,449 Trust me. I'm not lyin'. 252 00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,484 Get it? "Lyin'"? 253 00:15:33,486 --> 00:15:35,420 Ah, you don't care. 254 00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:37,989 Good kitty. Nice kitty. Uh-oh. 255 00:15:37,991 --> 00:15:40,158 Well, I always wanted to be 256 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,493 an amateur lion tamer. Yah! 257 00:15:45,298 --> 00:15:48,833 Wait. Don't all cats love balls of yarn? Or webs? 258 00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:52,070 I hope. What are you growling at me for? 259 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:54,138 I'm an animal lover. 260 00:15:57,777 --> 00:16:01,412 Kraven's the hunter. Why don't you growl at him? 261 00:16:01,414 --> 00:16:06,351 Because they recognize the true king of the jungle. 262 00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:09,287 Well, that's where spiders and lions differ. 263 00:16:09,289 --> 00:16:12,290 Actually, there are a lot of differences. But you get my point. 264 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:15,159 As will you. 265 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:23,034 Norman Osborn? You saved me? 266 00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:27,395 "Saved" isn't exactly the word I'd use. 267 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,847 That was... shocking. 268 00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:45,656 Struggle all you want, my spider friend. 269 00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:48,192 Those electromagnetic restraints 270 00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:53,831 can hold both man and beast. We had a deal, Kraven. 271 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,667 I bankroll your little TV broadcast 272 00:16:56,669 --> 00:16:58,736 in exchange for the spider-men. 273 00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,838 But you veered from the plan. 274 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,008 And nobody disobeys Norman Osborn. 275 00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:09,814 My honor is more important than your money, Osborn. 276 00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:14,835 - And that spider disgraced me! - Well, lucky for you, 277 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:18,056 Spider-Man is not going to enjoy the next few moments. 278 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,827 It didn't have to be like this, Spider-Man. 279 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:26,697 I asked you to be my friend, but you refused. 280 00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:29,333 So now I have to do things the hard way. 281 00:17:30,936 --> 00:17:34,605 You are quite an interesting specimen. 282 00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:38,242 At first, I thought you were an anomaly. A freak, in fact. 283 00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:44,515 But then came a second spider-man, and my concerns were confirmed. 284 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,851 A spider army is on its way, isn't it? 285 00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:48,419 I don't know what you're talking about. 286 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,688 Oh, sure, you don't. 287 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,724 But fortunately, I don't need you to understand. 288 00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:59,864 - I just need you to be dissected. - Don't! Don't do it! 289 00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:03,768 - I'm a... afraid! - Huh? 290 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,903 What? 291 00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:08,773 You don't understand what happens when I'm afraid. 292 00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,776 Sometimes I just want to disappear, 293 00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:17,081 - where no one can see me! - Oh, I get it, I get it. 294 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:20,585 Ugh! Your cowardice disgusts me. 295 00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:23,588 I'm surprised, Spider-Man. 296 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:27,658 If your blood runs yellow, maybe I don't want it after all. 297 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:31,662 Mmm, actually, I do. 298 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,438 Oh, yeah! Practice makes awesome. 299 00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:45,443 Whoever you are, be careful. 300 00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:48,346 Don't make the same mistake Spider-Man did. 301 00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:51,816 Join me, and I promise you won't regret it. 302 00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:53,651 No, thanks. 303 00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:55,920 Ah? Ah? 304 00:19:02,362 --> 00:19:04,362 Those are quite the moves. 305 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:06,831 I can't tell if you're a vulture or a funky chicken. 306 00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:12,470 How about you jolt first and joke second? 307 00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:14,436 Patience, Teach. 308 00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:19,844 I just wanted to show you what I could do on my own. 309 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:22,547 I'm incredibly proud. 310 00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,615 And just a wee bit jealous. 311 00:19:26,318 --> 00:19:30,054 You fool! You've ruptured the hydromatic condenser! 312 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:36,294 Get me out of here before this place blows apart. 313 00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:41,338 - I think we should follow their lead. - Hold on. 314 00:19:43,969 --> 00:19:46,470 What are you doing? He tried to kill us, remember? 315 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:48,673 Another hero rule to learn: 316 00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:52,476 just because the bad guys try to wipe us out doesn't mean we do the same. 317 00:19:55,581 --> 00:20:00,985 Leave me to perish! I have failed and deserve to die. 318 00:20:00,987 --> 00:20:04,188 Get over it, Kraven. You've spent so much time with animals 319 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:06,190 you've forgotten that part of being human 320 00:20:06,192 --> 00:20:08,593 is picking yourself up when you fail. 321 00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:12,029 That's reality. Too bad your viewers can't see you do that. 322 00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:15,967 And for the record, I'm deleting your show from my DVR. 323 00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:19,570 We should get out of here. 324 00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:24,175 - Where'd he go? - There! 325 00:20:24,177 --> 00:20:27,745 - Should we follow him? - No. Nobody was hurt this time. 326 00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:30,181 But if he crosses the line again, we know where to find him. 327 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:34,452 Yeah. Thursday nights on the Mustache Channel. 328 00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:42,226 So, that was a pretty terrifying training session, huh? 329 00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:44,128 Are you kidding me? 330 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:46,197 I wasn't scared. It was just an act. 331 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:49,033 Really? So that camouflage 332 00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:51,702 just randomly kicked in on its own, huh? 333 00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,704 - You know it. - Oh, no! 334 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,773 - Kraven's back! - Aah! 335 00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:59,110 I thought so. 336 00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:01,912 Okay. I guess it was a little scary. 337 00:21:01,914 --> 00:21:03,914 Which goes to show you, 338 00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,983 sometimes even your fear can be a strength. 339 00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:09,253 I guess you're right. And, hey, listen. 340 00:21:09,255 --> 00:21:12,790 I wanna thank you for showing me the ropes and the webs. 341 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,294 You're a good teacher and a great friend. 342 00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:18,095 Thanks for trusting me with your secret. 343 00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:20,665 Thanks for trusting me with yours. 344 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:24,669 Although remember, at school, nobody can know I'm Spider-Man. 345 00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:28,939 As far as you know, Peter Parker is just the incredibly handsome, 346 00:21:28,941 --> 00:21:32,085 - brilliant kid down the hall. - So, you want me to lie. 347 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,487 No, seriously... 348 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:41,355 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~