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Welcome to Superhero 101,
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where the street
is your classroom,
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and books are replaced with
on-the-job training.
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That's good, because I'm a...
hands-on kind of guy.
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I'm terrible at quipping.
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That quip would've worked better
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if you actually used your hands.
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Hands, see? Nailed it.
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As if one Spider-Man in this town
wasn't annoying enough!
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You know what they say,
two web heads are better than one.
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You know your
jokes are horrible, right?
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Have you ever
stopped a bad guy with comedy?
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Not yet, but there's
a first time for everything.
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Like you, trying out those
new web shooters you built.
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Great idea.
Take this, Scorpion.
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Okay. The shooters work great.
Your aim? Not so much.
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I guess I got a few things to learn.
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You probably did too when
you first started out, right?
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You mean three months ago?
Yeah, I should think so.
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I'm not exactly
what you call a veteran.
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Well, you're a great teacher.
And besides,
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I need a mentor who can
spin webs and stick to walls.
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So, that kind of narrows my options
down to you. I'm... flattered?
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Do you two ever stop talking?
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Copy that. Moving into
second position now.
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- Hey, where does he think he's going?
- Something's not right here.
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You getting your spider
tingle, jangle thing?
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It's called "Spider-Sense."
And no, it's just more of a gut thing.
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Ugh. Spider gut?
Thankfully, I didn't get that power.
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What I mean is, Scorpion's more of
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a "gloat about his evil plans"
type of bad guy,
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and he hasn't mentioned
what he's up to.
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We were in the middle of a
conversation, and you ran off. So rude.
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Joke all you want.
My job is done here.
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Over the years, I've
roamed the jungles of the world,
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stalking the most
dangerous creatures alive.
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- Huh?
- Oh, man!
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"Kraven's Amazing Hunt" is on.
It's my favorite show.
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But today I've come
to the asphalt jungle
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to hunt something different.
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Hey! That's us!
We're on TV!
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The most dangerous prey of all,
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the menace known as Spider-Man.
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You might wanna pick
a new favorite show.
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Any last words, Spider-Man?
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- Uh...
- Eh? Two spider-men?
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Thanks a lot. What? I'm not Spider-Man.
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I'm a totally different guy.
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Besides, these reality shows
are all fake anyway.
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Move!
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Fake, huh? You really gotta work
on that Spider-Sense of yours.
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I told you not to call me
when we're live.
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Do you want both of them?
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- My pleasure.
- Tranquilizer darts?
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So maybe he's not trying
to kill us on live television.
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He takes his prey home
and does it there.
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But it's all just a show
for the cameras, right?
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Something tells me this guy's
more about the reality
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and less about the show.
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Gwen, look!
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Spidey's on Kraven's Amazing Hunt.
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- So is Miles!
- What about Miles?
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Uh, I was just saying, this...
is Miles' favorite show.
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Really?
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I don't know if I approve
of these types of shows.
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I think they just dull your senses.
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Scorpion must've been a setup.
He was just bait.
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Yep. And we took it hook, line, and stinger.
We're still live on TV.
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Then we better get out of here
and come up with a plan
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to deal Mr. Reality a reality check.
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Do not fear, good viewers.
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Kraven the Hunter
always gets his target.
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I can leap with the agility of a jaguar,
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swing with the ease of
an orangutan...
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and strategize with the
cleverness of a human.
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To which terrain
did the prey escape?
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Uh, huh?
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Which way did they go?
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- Oh, uh, they went that way.
- Much thanks.
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Let's head down 5th Avenue.
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I find the wind current there
increases my swing speed.
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Uh-oh. I forgot.
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Kraven studies his prey's patterns and
then sets traps based on their behavior.
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He totally knows everything
we're gonna do!
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Wait! What?
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You're saying he's booby-trapped
all of New York City?
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Yeah...
Pretty cool, right?
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Are you not the least bit concerned
that someone is hunting us?
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Sure.
But he has to catch us first.
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Only a matter of time, young spider.
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Preferably 22 minutes,
not counting commercials.
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One thing's for sure:
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I am never wearing my Kraven
Fan Club shirt ever again!
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Worth every penny.
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- Adrian.
- What is it?
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My latest plan
to capture the spider-men.
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Since my Slayer wasn't able to retrieve
either of these spider specimens,
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I figured why not hire
the world's greatest hunter.
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Only instead of taking them
back to his museum for mounting,
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he'll deliver them to me
for experimentation.
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And he agreed to this willingly?
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Kraven may be a hunter,
but he's also a businessman,
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and businessmen are always
looking for financial backing.
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Something I was happy to contribute to.
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Look at them,
the urban spider-humans
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in their natural environment.
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Amazing creatures.
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But do not worry, loyal viewers.
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My sonic blasts have taken down rhinos.
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I don't think a couple of
little spiders will be a problem.
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Well, the good
news is, this is some good hero
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- practice for you.
- Only you could find the bright side of this.
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Huh?
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I feel my Spider-Sense, but can't
tell what direction it's coming from.
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Watch out!
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Miles!
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Go on. Save
your sidekick, Spider-Man.
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I've already witnessed
your analytical mind in action.
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Show me how compassionate
you are to the cluster.
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A "cluster" is a group of spiders.
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Something you learn when
you're... cravin' knowledge.
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Brought to you by the good
people at Public Media.
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Did he just call me a sidekick?
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Hey, you say that again, and I'll
blast that mustache into sideburns!
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I don't know if this'll work,
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but time to try an
electro-blast on this thing.
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Way to go! Miles?
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- That was amazing!
- I know.
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I thought a group of spiders
was called a "clutter."
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No. I mean,
what you did was amazing.
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Plus you might've just figured
a way to beat Kraven.
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I did?
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Yes. He's studied my patterns,
but you're so new
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to this whole superhero thing,
you don't even have patterns yet.
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So me being inexperienced
is a good thing?
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Right now it is.
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So we both need to be unpredictable
if we're going to beat Kraven.
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- Where's someplace we never go?
- A comedy club.
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- I was thinking the sewer.
- The sewer? Ugh!
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Unless that's the name
of the comedy club.
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Follow me!
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Nope. Nothing
funny about being down here.
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There's no way Kraven
set any traps below ground,
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- because I never use the sewers.
- Brilliant.
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- Unless...
- Unless what?
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On the show,
Kraven also tries to predict
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what backup plan
his target might use.
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Like, say... going underground?
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Whoa!
Spidey-Senses kicked in!
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- But it's coming from all directions.
- 'Cause the danger is too!
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The hunt is over!
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I have won.
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But we expected that, didn't we?
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No use in
struggling, young spider.
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That cage is made from
electrified titanium alloy...
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three times stronger than steel.
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And made by Cages, Incorporated.
Available at select hunting outlets.
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And now, the branding iron.
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Uh-oh.
The branding ceremony.
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It's the ultimate humiliation
before being shipped to his museum.
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Your knowledge of this show
is getting annoying. Sorry.
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I have defeated many jungle animals,
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but today I am victor
over a new breed of creature...
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the human spider.
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Let all who look upon them see
that they were brought down by Kraven!
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Hero lesson! If your supervillain
turns his back to blab,
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disengage his cage.
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Nobody escapes Kraven!
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- Oh, nice shot!
- I'm a quick study.
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Then here's a lesson
in web crafting.
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With a little branding of our own.
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Aw, what's the matter,
Kravey buddy?
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- This episode not sticking to the script?
- Ciao.
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Turn those cameras off! Now!
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What is that idiot doing?
This was not part of our deal.
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I think The Kraven Show
just got canceled.
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That's okay. "Cooking with Carol"
is my second favorite show.
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Uh-oh.
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You expect to humiliate me
and get away with it?!
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For centuries, my family has
been the deadliest of hunters.
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But now my rage extends far beyond that,
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and so you will suffer
a slow and painful destruction
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unsuitable for...
television!
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Whoa! I've never
seen these darts before,
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and I've watched all the DVD
bonus materials.
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These are heat-seeking darts.
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Phew!
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Thank goodness for truth in advertising.
Head for a heat source!
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"Ice cream, Cold cuts, Freezing"...
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Oh, come on!
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No!
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Snug as a bug
in a Moroccan wool rug.
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But let us make it
even more tighter, shall we?
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That was a venomous fear dart
that hit your friend,
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extracted from the African cobra.
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It will not only
frighten him but, if not treated,
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scare him to death.
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The more you struggle, young spider,
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the faster the venom
seeps into your bloodstream.
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No! Get away!
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- Get away!
- Huh? Where did he go?
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Where did he go?
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Not gonna find out
stuck behind a boomerang.
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Miles! Where are you?
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He couldn't just disappear like that.
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Maybe thermal vision will help.
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There!
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He must have some sort of camouflage
power we didn't know about.
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I gotcha.
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Miles, calm down.
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Calm down.
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You're a spider.
Terrifying... spider...
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No, I'm not a spider, Miles.
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I'm... I'm your friend.
I'm Peter.
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Pe-Peter?
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- Is... Is that really you?
- Yeah. It's me, Miles.
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- I'm Spider-Man.
- No...
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It can't be.
I'm freaking out!
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I know. It's a lot.
And that venom isn't helping.
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But just try to calm down so it doesn't
spread through your bloodstream so fast.
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Okay. Deep breaths.
Calming down.
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Wow. It made me see things, Peter.
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Yes. But you know what else it did?
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It unleashed a power
you didn't even know you had.
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Cloaking? I mean, come on.
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First the electric sting,
now invisibility?
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Man, I wish I was bitten by your spider.
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What are we gonna do about Kraven?
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We are not going to do anything.
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You are getting dropped off at
a hospital while I go after him.
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I have to go with you.
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He's not going to quit
until he destroys you.
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He could be anywhere.
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Or I'm guessing
he's at the Central Park Zoo!
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- Then let's go!
- Miles, you have to rest.
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Part of being a hero is knowing
when to fight and when to heal.
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There will be times when
you get to work as a team,
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but there are other times...
when you have to finish on your own.
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Sorry! Lunchtime's over!
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What's that?
I don't speak lion.
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Uh, you're welcome.
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I don't know what
I like better, Spider-Man...
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that you took the bait,
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or that you have become the bait.
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Feeding time, my kitties!
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You couldn't have made
an army of penguins, huh?
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- Attack!
- Here, have a seat.
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This is seriously the worst
petting zoo of all time!
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This is for your own good!
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Trust me. I'm not lyin'.
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Get it?
"Lyin'"?
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Ah, you don't care.
254
00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:37,989
Good kitty. Nice kitty.
Uh-oh.
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00:15:37,991 --> 00:15:40,158
Well, I always wanted to be
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an amateur lion tamer.
Yah!
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00:15:45,298 --> 00:15:48,833
Wait. Don't all cats love
balls of yarn? Or webs?
258
00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:52,070
I hope. What
are you growling at me for?
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I'm an animal lover.
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Kraven's the hunter.
Why don't you growl at him?
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Because they recognize
the true king of the jungle.
262
00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:09,287
Well, that's where
spiders and lions differ.
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Actually, there are a lot of differences.
But you get my point.
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As will you.
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Norman Osborn?
You saved me?
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00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:27,395
"Saved" isn't exactly the word I'd use.
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That was... shocking.
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Struggle all you want,
my spider friend.
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Those electromagnetic restraints
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can hold both man and beast.
We had a deal, Kraven.
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I bankroll your little TV broadcast
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in exchange for the spider-men.
273
00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,838
But you veered from the plan.
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00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,008
And nobody disobeys
Norman Osborn.
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My honor is more important
than your money, Osborn.
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00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:14,835
- And that spider disgraced me!
- Well, lucky for you,
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Spider-Man is not going to
enjoy the next few moments.
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00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,827
It didn't have to be
like this, Spider-Man.
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00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:26,697
I asked you to be my friend,
but you refused.
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So now I have to do things
the hard way.
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You are quite an interesting specimen.
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00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:38,242
At first, I thought you were
an anomaly. A freak, in fact.
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00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:44,515
But then came a second spider-man,
and my concerns were confirmed.
284
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,851
A spider army is on its way, isn't it?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Oh, sure, you don't.
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But fortunately, I don't
need you to understand.
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00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:59,864
- I just need you to be dissected.
- Don't! Don't do it!
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00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:03,768
- I'm a... afraid!
- Huh?
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00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,903
What?
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00:18:05,905 --> 00:18:08,773
You don't understand
what happens when I'm afraid.
292
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,776
Sometimes I just want to disappear,
293
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- where no one can see me!
- Oh, I get it, I get it.
294
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:20,585
Ugh! Your cowardice disgusts me.
295
00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:23,588
I'm surprised, Spider-Man.
296
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:27,658
If your blood runs yellow,
maybe I don't want it after all.
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00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:31,662
Mmm, actually, I do.
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00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,438
Oh, yeah!
Practice makes awesome.
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Whoever you are, be careful.
300
00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:48,346
Don't make the same mistake
Spider-Man did.
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Join me, and I promise you
won't regret it.
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00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:53,651
No, thanks.
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00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:55,920
Ah? Ah?
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00:19:02,362 --> 00:19:04,362
Those are quite the moves.
305
00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:06,831
I can't tell if you're a vulture
or a funky chicken.
306
00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:12,470
How about you jolt first
and joke second?
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00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:14,436
Patience, Teach.
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00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:19,844
I just wanted to show you
what I could do on my own.
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I'm incredibly proud.
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And just a wee bit jealous.
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00:19:26,318 --> 00:19:30,054
You fool! You've ruptured
the hydromatic condenser!
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Get me out of here
before this place blows apart.
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00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:41,338
- I think we should follow their lead.
- Hold on.
314
00:19:43,969 --> 00:19:46,470
What are you doing?
He tried to kill us, remember?
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Another hero rule to learn:
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just because the bad guys try to wipe us out
doesn't mean we do the same.
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00:19:55,581 --> 00:20:00,985
Leave me to perish!
I have failed and deserve to die.
318
00:20:00,987 --> 00:20:04,188
Get over it, Kraven. You've
spent so much time with animals
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you've forgotten
that part of being human
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is picking yourself up when you fail.
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00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:12,029
That's reality. Too bad your
viewers can't see you do that.
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00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:15,967
And for the record, I'm
deleting your show from my DVR.
323
00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:19,570
We should get out of here.
324
00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:24,175
- Where'd he go?
- There!
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00:20:24,177 --> 00:20:27,745
- Should we follow him?
- No. Nobody was hurt this time.
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00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:30,181
But if he crosses the line again,
we know where to find him.
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00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:34,452
Yeah. Thursday nights
on the Mustache Channel.
328
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:42,226
So, that was a pretty terrifying
training session, huh?
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00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:44,128
Are you kidding me?
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00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:46,197
I wasn't scared.
It was just an act.
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00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:49,033
Really?
So that camouflage
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00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:51,702
just randomly kicked in
on its own, huh?
333
00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,704
- You know it.
- Oh, no!
334
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,773
- Kraven's back!
- Aah!
335
00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:59,110
I thought so.
336
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:01,912
Okay. I guess it was
a little scary.
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00:21:01,914 --> 00:21:03,914
Which goes to show you,
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00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,983
sometimes even your fear
can be a strength.
339
00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:09,253
I guess you're right.
And, hey, listen.
340
00:21:09,255 --> 00:21:12,790
I wanna thank you for showing
me the ropes and the webs.
341
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,294
You're a good teacher
and a great friend.
342
00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:18,095
Thanks for trusting me
with your secret.
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00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:20,665
Thanks for trusting me with yours.
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00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:24,669
Although remember, at school,
nobody can know I'm Spider-Man.
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00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:28,939
As far as you know, Peter Parker
is just the incredibly handsome,
346
00:21:28,941 --> 00:21:32,085
- brilliant kid down the hall.
- So, you want me to lie.
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00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,487
No, seriously...
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