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Subtitle By: de_larocha

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What? Who? Vulture?

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Oh, right. I have to get
to school early today.

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Lots to do. Very...

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important.

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One more second.

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Photosynthesis!

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Oh, must have dozed off again.

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Gotta make lunch before I...

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Aww. What would I do
without you, Aunt May?

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What would I do
without you, Aunt May?

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Yeah, I'm awake.
Thanks for checking.

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I was just finishing up my project for Dr.
Octavius' class.

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I'll do my best. Love you too.

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Doesn't matter that I came up
with this tracer idea

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so Spidey could keep track
of bad guys.

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This baby's gonna get
Peter Parker an "A"!

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Electrostatic stickiness... check.

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Range detection? Still needs work.
But I should be able to fix that.

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Unless I'm fired for not cleaning
this place up like Max asked.

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Purrr-fect.

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Hey, Harry. It's Pete.

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Not gonna make
our breakfast powwow

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'cause I had to get
to school early.

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But let's meet there for lunch.
See ya later.

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Hmm? Hmm.

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Why?

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And really, how often
does a ceiling get cleaned?

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Uh-oh.

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Mm. I wonder what
they want with you.

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Eh, doesn't matter,
as long as I get paid.

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Hi. Something tells me
you don't have a visitor's pass.

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Mm, you got me. Here.

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Really? Didn't think
it'd be si... Aah!

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Note to self, Spidey.

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Bad guys never give up
that easy.

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Ugh! You're quick.

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But you know what they say
about letting a black cat

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cross your path, right?

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Time to buy Halloween candy?

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Nope. Bad luck.

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Nice try. But I don't believe in
luck... good, bad, or otherwise.

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Especially when I can just web
the exit shut. [Grunting]

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Getting caught in my own web
isn't bad luck, just bad timing.

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Okay, lady, nice try, but you're not
dealing with an amateur here. Aah!

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This was fun, Spider-Man.

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Maybe we can
do it again sometime.

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Ha! Take that, bad luck.

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Uh-oh.

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Need something
to break the current flow!

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I g-guess that c-could've

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been a l-lot worse.

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Uh-oh.

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♪

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Huh? Hmm? This place is a mess.

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That was some earthquake, huh?

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I hired you to clean my office,
Peter, not make it messier.

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Where's my V-252?

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V-252? The canister with
the black liquid inside.

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Oh, that. I didn't want it to get damaged
when I cleaned, so I put it in the vault.

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Okay. Well, get it back soon.

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That was acquired from
the Space Administration,

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and it is a pet project of mine.

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I am this close
to stabilizing the atom.

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And if all goes as planned,

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V-252 will be
the first new element

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added to the periodic table
in years.

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You got it, Max. It'll be
back by the end of the day.

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Oh, and don't forget.
You promised to help me later

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with the interviews
regarding Harry's investigation.

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I'll be here.

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Can't be late.

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Where are you
off to, Miss Kitty?

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Gotta find you before
you cause any more trouble.

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Oh. Sorry, Dr. Octavius. Ugh!

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Mr. Parker, I assume you're
running around the last minute,

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trying to finish your science
project for my class?

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No, sir. I've been working on it for days.
It's all done.

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Hmm.

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Almost done.

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Just a few little adjustments here
and there. But you're gonna love it.

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If I can get it back.

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Ugh! Love is for starry-eyed
dreamers, Mr. Parker.

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It has nothing
to do with science.

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You remember that. Right.

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Love is for dreamy-eyed
starfish. Got it.

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Hmm!

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Just need to adjust
the motion vectors, and...

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Aha!

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You're at the computer store.
Gotcha.

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Got who?

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Yeah, what
ya got there, Pete?

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Mm, uh...

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Huh? Oh, uh, nothing.

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Just my project
for Dr. Octavius' class.

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Well, it better be
on fleek, Pete.

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You know how Otto gets
when he's disappointed.

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I know, I know.

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I have to get the fleek on.

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Uh, 'cause it's... I mean...
I'm still working on it.

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Are we sure we want
this slacker in our study group?

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Yeah. He's cool. Give him time.

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You are still down
with study group today, right?

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Study group? Right. Sure.
No. Wouldn't miss it.

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I'll be there. Mr. Slott, can
we take a bathroom break?

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Huh? Class hasn't
even started yet.

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Even better.

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Whoever she is, this Black Cat seems
to have an even busier day than I do.

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Excuse me. Nothing to see here.

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Sorry. That was your foot, wasn't it?
Huh? What are you doing?

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Nice shirt. Coming through!
Hey!

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No cutsies!
Back of the line, pal!

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Stop her! She just stole the
next generation phone prototype!

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Way ahead of ya, pal! Don't look in
her eyes. Don't look in her eyes.

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Don't look in her eyes. Yoo-hoo!

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I looked in her eyes.

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Whoops. Sorry. It wasn't me.

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Well, it was,
but she gave me the bad luck.

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But I don't believe in bad
luck, so never mind. Huh?

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Who makes a cardboard wall?

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Mwah!

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Free phones for everyone!

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Free phones? Yeah!

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All right! Excuse me!
Out of my way!

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I have to get to Black Cat
before she...

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Gone again!

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Come on, Spidey.
You're better than this.

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Need to widen the locator range.

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Hey, I know you.
You're that new hero guy.

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How about an interview
for my school paper?

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Oh, Max's interviews!

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Uh, sorry. No comment. Ohh.

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But you can read more
about me on my blog.

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Once I start a blog! [Groans]

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Sorry.

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Oh, hey, Peter. Huh?

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Gwen. Hi.

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This is my Uncle Raymond.

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Uncle Raymond, Peter Parker.

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Nice to meet you, Mr., uh...

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Warren.

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Warren.

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As in Professor Raymond Warren
from Empire State?

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The same Raymond Warren
who is, uh,

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lucky to have Gwen as a niece?

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The very same. I'm very
proud of this young lady.

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She's beginning to rival
even my own work

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with her achievements
in DNA and gene splicing.

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Not quite, Uncle Raymond.

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But I'm trying.

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Well, I think you're
Max's first interview,

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so let me show you in.

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Max, this is
Professor Raymond Warren.

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Ah, Mr. Warren. I appreciate you
taking the time to come in.

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Please, it's Raymond.

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And I was happy to.

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Max, is this an output level
control circuit?

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It is. Could I borrow it?

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Sure. You don't mind
if Peter sticks around, do ya?

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He's part of
the investigation team.

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Of course. I know you're looking

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to clear Harry Osborn
of any wrongdoing,

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but I must say, I'm not sure
how much help I can be.

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I'm just a substitute teacher
at Midtown now,

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and didn't have much
interaction with the boy.

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But if it means anything, he always
seemed like a fine young man to me.

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Well, I'm sure he'd
appreciate that, as do I.

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Here, kitty, kitty. Peter,
did you say something?

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Uh-huh?

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Oh.

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I said, uh, "As Harry's peer,
I'm giddy, giddy."

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While I'm here, Max...

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And I hope this isn't
out of line...

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I was wondering if there were
any openings here at Horizon.

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My niece speaks highly
of your school,

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and I'd love the chance
to work with you and your staff.

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I've followed your career,
Raymond.

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Some very impressive work.
Thank you.

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I was saddened to hear about the
accusations at Empire State.

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Yes. That I stole
someone else's work.

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Well, let me assure you
that's a lie.

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I was never
even officially charged.

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I'm sure, but I'm afraid
the ethics committee

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would never approve
of you working here.

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At least while the matter
is being investigated.

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Oh. Well, surely you can
appreciate my situation, Max.

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Has no one
ever questioned your...

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I'm sorry, Raymond.
The answer is no.

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I see.

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Very well.

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[beeping]

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The comic book shop.

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Peter, would you mind
showing Professor Warren out?

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Yeah. Of course. Great timing.

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Thank you for your time, Max.

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Of course, Raymond.
Pleasure meeting you.

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This way, Professor.
Huh?

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Yeah!

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This baby just got me an A-plus
in Otto's class!

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High fives!

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Have a good day, sir.
Oh, I plan to.

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Thanks, old dude! Ow! Hey!

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Hmm.

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Eh? Huh?

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I've been looking
for you everywhere.

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Isn't that comic book,
like, priceless?

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What comic book?

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Hello!

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Ugh! How do you keep finding me?

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I'll tell you if you tell me
how you keep giving me bad luck.

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Sorry. But I will tell you this.

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You're not the only one
it works on.

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Oh, what are the odds of that?

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Okay, maybe bad luck
could be a real thing.

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Have to prioritize.

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Grab only the people
in the danger zone.

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Two degrees out of the zone.
Mr. Vest.

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Purple-haired lady.
Tank top kid.

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Whoo! A new issue
of my favorite comic is out.

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We're okay! We're both okay!

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You saved us!

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Huh. Boy, looks like I made
some fans today.

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Gone again!

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I'd love to blame all of this on Black
Cat, but if I don't fix this tracer soon,

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I'm only gonna have myself to
blame for failing Otto's class.

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Not to mention the suspension I'll get for
lying to Max about his missing V-252.

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Wow. That Spider guy's awesome.

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He gets more done in five
minutes than I do before lunch.

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Lunch!
I'm supposed to meet Harry!

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Which is a good thing, 'cause
no one realizes how hungry

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super-heroing can make ya.

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Hey, Harry. Hey, Pete.

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Sorry I'm late.

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No worries. You okay?

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Yeah. Just having trouble with
my project for Otto's class.

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What's wrong with it?
It's a tracer,

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but the GPS
keeps losing the signal.

260
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,840
Have you tried
replacing the battery?

261
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,900
The battery?

262
00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:16,990
Here.

263
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:19,350
Take the one from my cell phone.
Should take the same type.

264
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,720
I ordered you your usual.
Hope that's okay.

265
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,340
It works!

266
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,450
Oh, thanks.

267
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,240
Anytime. So what's
going on in your world?

268
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,600
Anya still giving you
a hard time?

269
00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:37,250

270
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,610
Aunt May still working too hard?
The museum!

271
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,180
She's working at a museum? Huh?

272
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:45,270
What? Nope. She's fine.

273
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,060
School's fine. Job's fine.
Classes, fine.

274
00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:49,220

275
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,290
Ahh. Everything's fine. You?

276
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,850
I'm okay. I've been... Awesome!

277
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,370
Listen, I hate to say it,
but I gotta run.

278
00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:57,970
Catch ya later.
Be well. Fist bump. Bye.

279
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,160

280
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,920
Yeah.

281
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,670
Great seeing you too.

282
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,340
It's true what they say. Glass
cutters are a girl's best friend.

283
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,140
Actually, no one's
ever said that.

284
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:27,220
Spider-Man.

285
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,320
You did that flashy eye thing,
didn't you?

286
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,570
Well, the joke's on you,
'cause my eyes are closed.

287
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,830
What do you think
about that, Black Cat?

288
00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:37,570
Cat? Hello?

289
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:41,720
Whoa!

290
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,360

291
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,980
Easy, Spidey.

292
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,920
Easy.

293
00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,320

294
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,450
Hey, Spidey, catch.

295
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:53,210
Aw, come on!

296
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,880

297
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,090
This is gonna give me a complex.

298
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,080
How is she doing this?

299
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,970
Lost her!

300
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,470
Guess it wasn't
just the battery.

301
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,860

302
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:11,690
You're late. Sorry.

303
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,250
I was saving the Pompeii relics from
a second destruction. 

304
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,580
You're weird.
But very creative.

305
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,730
Next time, at least
have a better excuse.

306
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,380
I'm serious.
I was at the museum.

307
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:25,070
Did you know the Pompeii relics
have preserved for so long

308
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,870
because the volcanic ash
created a casing that protec...

309
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,360
Wait. That's it!

310
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,760
My GPS casing is too dense.

311
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,040
If it were thinner and lighter
instead of steel...

312
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,160
No! Huh?

313
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,270
Anya, I have to.

314
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,380
Not until you answer
at least three study questions.

315
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:40,930
Okay. Fine. Shoot.

316
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:47,890
"What does methoxy magnesium
methyl carbonate do?"

317
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,400
It stops comic books
from turning yellow.

318
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,890
That's right. Acid Hydrolysis.

319
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,690
"What is the result of boron
atoms in a crystalline lattice?"

320
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,710
They turn diamonds blue.

321
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,390
The man's on a roll.

322
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:04,030
"What allows cellular devices
to transmit without wires?"

323
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,080
Batteries? I'm shocked.

324
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,870
And I'm gone.

325
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,150
Stopping by the lab to replace the GPS
casing seems to have done the trick.

326
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,630
Or did it?

327
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,060
Is my tracer malfunctioning?

328
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,320

329
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,920
Okay, not only are you
breaking the speed limit,

330
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,650
but I am 98% sure
cats are not allowed to drive.

331
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,300

332
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,160
Gotta stop her
before I lose her again.

333
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:56,490
Even if it means
getting in her way to do it.

334
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,050

335
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,510
She's gonna stop, right?

336
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,730
Right?

337
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,430

338
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,730
A spider playing chicken
with a cat.

339
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,680
Interesting.

340
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,560
Not as interesting as the stuff

341
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,390
you'll see in prison if you
don't stop giving me bad luck.

342
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,800
Aw, it's not always bad,
sweetheart.

343
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,820
Sometimes it's cat-astrophic.

344
00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,860

345
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,160
Huh?

346
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,310
Good luck with that!

347
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,220

348
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,290

349
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,460
Sure wish it was spiders
that had nine lives.

350
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,720
You're really bringing down
the house.

351
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,850
Aah! Way to go, Spidey.

352
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:47,810

353
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,560
Glad this building was abandoned so
no one had to hear that corny line.

354
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,580
Whoa!

355
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280
Wow. This ride-sharing thing
really is efficient.

356
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,750
Think, Spidey, think.

357
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:07,370
How's she causing so much havoc if
there's no such thing as bad luck?

358
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,960
Have to approach it scientifically.
If two negatives equal a positive,

359
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,710
then maybe her bad luck would cancel
out my bad luck.

360
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,770
Let's test that hypothesis.

361
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:15,810

362
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:21,920

363
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:28,540
Ma'am, can I see your registration?
Hey!

364
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:30,260

365
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,720
Going under a ladder's
supposed to be bad luck.

366
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:38,270
Let's find out.

367
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,280

368
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,430
Isn't breaking a side 
mirror seven years' bad luck?

369
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,410
What? How?

370
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,130
Look out!

371
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,550
Coming through! I need
to borrow this. Aahh!

372
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:03,560
Did you know that if
you hang horseshoes upside down,

373
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:06,870
all the good luck's
supposed to fall out?

374
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,150
Empty?

375
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,380
How did you give me bad luck?

376
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:14,370
Who said I did? I just think
dealerships keep their car gas tanks

377
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,010
close to empty to prevent them
from being stolen.

378
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,890
The hood was loose
before you started,

379
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,380
and you ran over some glass
near the construction site.

380
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,780
And why'd you grab that horseshoe?
Just a superstition?

381
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,470
♪

382
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:34,380
Ugh! Polka music?

383
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,240
Hey! Then, of course,
there's bad news,

384
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,600
which is: You're going to jail.

385
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,980
Spider-Man: One. Bad luck: Zero.

386
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,010
Oh, yeah!

387
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,760
♪

388
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,190
Uhh, hey, guys.

389
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,820
Bet that was a weird thing
to walk in on.

390
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,930
But you beat me at my own game.

391
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,200
That's impossible.

392
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,590
It's not impossible. It's cat...

393
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,370
Uh, cat...

394
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,700
I can't think of
a good cat pun right now.

395
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,220
Huh. This is
an odd list of items.

396
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,320
You opening a curiosity shop,

397
00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:17,250
or you working for someone else?

398
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,830
Mm, you'll find out,
if you're lucky.

399
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:25,290
Keep your eyes
on this one, Officer.

400
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,500
She's very catty.
Hey, there's one!

401
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,330
This was fun, Spider-Man.

402
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,910
Maybe we can do it
again sometime.

403
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:37,680
Sorry. I think you'll be taking
a long cat nap.

404
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,740
Yes! Look at that. Two cat puns.

405
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,870
I'm fee-line so proud of myself.
Another.

406
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,060
Man, I'm on a roll!

407
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:47,630
Yee-haw!

408
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,530
Cat nap, huh?
We'll see about that.

409
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,630

410
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:58,110
Just in time!

411
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,020

412
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:03,070
Oh, come on. Class is over?

413
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,260
Professor Octavius,
here's my project.

414
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,660
It's... It's an "F," Mr. Parker.

415
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,330
No, it's not. It's a tra...

416
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,510
For you, Mr. Parker,
it's an "F."

417
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,310
But if you'll just take a look,
I'm sure you'll see...

418
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,310
If you really
wanted me to see it,

419
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:17,850
you would've been here on time.

420
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,970
Hmm.

421
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,110
Were you out
saving more artifacts?

422
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:25,060
What? Oh, right. Sorry. I got...

423
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,520
An "F." I heard.

424
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,080
That better not effect
our group average.

425
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,340
[sighs] Nope.

426
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,800
This is purely a Parker loss.

427
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:36,770
But a win for Spidey.

428
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,680
Ouch. You might wanna have
the nurse take a look at that.

429
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:43,230
What good is a brain if you don't
take care of the body it's in?

430
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,790
Pete, where'd you get
a bruise like this?

431
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,320
You're not on the football team.
Believe it or not,

432
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,070
I got it trying to catch
a Black Cat.

433
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:55,440
Well, you know what they say about
a black cat crossing your path.

434
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,240
Bad luck? Nope.

435
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,450
Time to buy Halloween candy.

436
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,420
What's wrong now, Aleksei?

437
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,310
My hand won't stop itching.

438
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:07,060
There's some cream in the cabinet.
That should help.

439
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,620
Glad I got Max's V-252 back.

440
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,240
Although I have no idea who'd
wanna steal some black goo.

441
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:21,750
It's been quite a day.

442
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:29,760
But hopefully the bad luck
is finally behind me.