1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,505 [Peter Parker] We're finally here-- the beach! 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,640 The beach is cool, Pete, but-- 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,742 Ohh! 5 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:13,345 Maybe you're a little too excited? 6 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,913 Are you kidding, Miles? 7 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:17,382 Between school at Horizon and superhero stuff, 8 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,551 we never get to just be normal kids. 9 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,653 But even summer classes are done, 10 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,423 so I'm finally gonna have the perfect vacation. 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,059 I made a Perfect Summer Vacation checklist. 12 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:30,595 See? And right at the top-- beach day. 13 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,165 You made a checklist of how to have fun? 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,566 That's the opposite of fun. 15 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:35,667 [boy chuckles] Look at this. Hmm? 16 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,569 Some puny eggheads 17 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,371 wound up on our beach, boys. 18 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:40,605 Let's give them a welcome. 19 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,606 [grunts] 20 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,075 Hey. [laughing] 21 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:45,277 You think that's funny, weirdo? 22 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,545 [laughing] 23 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,613 Classic bullies kicking sand. 24 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,249 Ah, exactly what would happen to normal kids. 25 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:52,250 I love summer! 26 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:54,186 Uhh... Mm... 27 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,054 Let's get away from this freak. 28 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,589 I can now cross "bully encounter" 29 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,057 off my beach sub-list. 30 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,525 Lots left to do-- 31 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,894 swimming, sand castles, jellyfish stings. 32 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:06,098 If we're gonna do all that, I need to fuel up. 33 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,367 Hot dogs. Also on the list. I'll go get 'em. 34 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,604 Come one, come all to our annual summer challenge. 35 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,307 Beat our boardwalk hot dog eating champion, 36 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,976 and you'll win the cash prize! [onlookers murmuring] 37 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,246 We have a challenger. Step up! 38 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,585 Hmm. Black Cat? 39 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:30,155 That sneaky cat burglar's stealing from a hot dog contest? 40 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,557 Peter Parker might need a vacation, 41 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,926 but Spider-Man can never rest. 42 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,095 Just got to get this over with quickly. 43 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:40,232 So that I can get back to Miles with those hot dogs. [grunts] 44 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,967 [grunting] 45 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,904 You. Look, Cat, 46 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,606 I've got a whole list of things to do, 47 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,807 and you've probably got-- 48 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,308 I don't know-- yarn to bat around. 49 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,010 Why don't you give the money back, 50 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,246 and we'll call it a day? Oh, sweetheart, 51 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,515 I thought you'd know me better than that by now. 52 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,451 Ohh! Why did I make eye contact? 53 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,754 Her bad luck powers. Huh. It's probably okay. 54 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,424 I've already decided this is going to be the best summer-- 55 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,659 Whoa! 56 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,294 [groans] 57 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,662 She'd definitely win 58 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,430 an Annoying Superpowers contest. 59 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,132 Mwah. [grunts] 60 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,800 I'm sure I'll be fine. I mean, 61 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:19,471 how long can Black Cat's bad luck even last? Huh? 62 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:22,975 I just hope Miles isn't too bored while I'm goooone! 63 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,444 [slurping] 64 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,646 [panting] 65 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,549 [yells, grunts] 66 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,651 Whoa! Whoa. Ohh! 67 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:33,652 Ohh! 68 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,988 [sighs] Great. 69 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,358 Yeah! 70 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,497 I finally got yooouuu! 71 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,635 Okay, Black Cat, it's been fun-- 72 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,737 lie-- but I've got someone 73 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,706 who's probably tired of sitting around waiting for me, 74 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,541 so hand over the money. 75 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,411 You'll never learn, will you? 76 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,914 Wait. What? 77 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,853 Huh? Ugh. 78 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,655 [hacking] 79 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,390 Ha! See? 80 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,759 That's how it feels. Annoying, isn't it? 81 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,595 Then prepare to be annoy-- 82 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,596 Uhh! 83 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,831 Ah! No more bad luck. 84 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,866 [sighs] Now to call the cops, 85 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,835 return this money to the talking hot dog man-- [grunting] 86 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,704 I can't believe I just said that-- 87 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,939 ...and salvage what's left of my perfect day. 88 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:28,940 [sputtering] 89 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,075 "Thwop"? 90 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,077 They never make a "thwop" sound. 91 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,446 Great. Dirt in the mechanism. 92 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,416 Gonna be a long crawl back to the beach. 93 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,619 [groaning] 94 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:46,024 [hot dog man] We have a wiener! 95 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,026 The new champion is 96 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,028 Miles Morales! 97 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,097 [burps] 98 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:55,300 And people said my big mouth was a problem. 99 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:58,603 Miles 1, haters 0. 100 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,606 Pete! You never came back with the hot dogs, 101 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:05,210 and I was starving, so I won a lot of money. 102 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,546 You were right. This was the perfect beach day. 103 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,750 Except you sort of totally completely missed it. 104 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,585 [sighs] I know. 105 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,120 More bad luck. 106 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,555 But don't worry. There's a lot left on the list, 107 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,192 and I'll make the perfect summer vacation happen yet. 108 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,939 All right. Today I'll finally get to check something 109 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,342 off my Perfect Summer Vacation checklist-- 110 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,745 ♪♪ [organ] my first baseball game. 111 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,615 I may not know third base from a seventh-inning stretch, 112 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,517 but Aunt May's a fan. She'll catch me up. 113 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,852 Peter. There you are. 114 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,789 Aunt May? You look great! 115 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,425 Oh. [chuckles] My game face. 116 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,528 It's my duty as a superfan to lend the team my support. 117 00:04:56,563 --> 00:05:00,031 The New York Spirit rules! 118 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,667 Uh, I feel a little underdressed. 119 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:06,538 Don't worry. You probably won't jinx the team. 120 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:07,972 Probably. 121 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,641 Where is everybody? 122 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,343 I thought the place would be packed. 123 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,877 We're playing the Short Sox, 124 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,479 who we haven't lost to in a decade. 125 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,948 Last year, we won 47 to nothing, 126 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,883 so people aren't that interested. 127 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:19,951 No suspense. 128 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,353 [bat clacks] [gasps] 129 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,954 [spectators] Aw! What? Was that a good thing? 130 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,557 The Short Sox got a home run? 131 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,726 That hasn't happened in years! 132 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,894 Yeah! 133 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:30,962 Unless that's bad? 134 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,464 [bat clacks] Ohh! 135 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,032 [spectators groan] Another homer? 136 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,133 Impossible. 137 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,868 Definitely bad. Right? 138 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,169 I'm a nervous eater. 139 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:39,871 Can you get us some snacks? 140 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,708 Peanuts? Nah. 141 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:44,743 Nachos? 142 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,244 Nah. 143 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,746 Peanut nachos. 144 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,314 Nah. 145 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,849 Hmm. Let me think. 146 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,086 [spectators] Ohh! 147 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,021 What? How could the ball 148 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,757 have changed angular momentum like that? 149 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,859 The basic physics don't add up. 150 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:04,229 [laughing] 151 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,830 Hmm. 152 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,833 I'm no expert on "sportology," 153 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,835 but that's not right. 154 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,036 [spectators] Ohh! 155 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,939 [laughing] 156 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:18,710 I'm no expert, but that seems like bad sportsmanship. Huh? 157 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,879 Remote controlling the ball? 158 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,615 Yeah. I'm gonna call that a foul. Foul-- 159 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,383 That's baseball, right? 160 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,718 I'm not mixing up sports, am I? 161 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,720 I wasn't doing anything. 162 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:31,823 Oh, so you're running away because you're innocent? Aah! 163 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,926 Watch it! Hey! 164 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,629 I thought I was here for baseball, not dodgeball. 165 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,897 [bat clacks] [cheering] 166 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,865 A line-drive home run? 167 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,903 Ho-ho, we're back! The Spirit rules! 168 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:48,507 Too bad Pete's missing this. What's taking him so long? 169 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,917 Oof! Uhh! 170 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,553 How's that thing work? Magnetic waves? 171 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:05,089 Magnetic waves, sound waves, air currents. 172 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,992 The forces of nature are controllable by me, 173 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,327 the Tinkerer. 174 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,829 [chuckles] The who now? 175 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,630 The Tinkerer. 176 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:17,001 I invent things, sometimes evil things. 177 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,970 I'm a master criminal. 178 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:21,840 Nope. Still not ringing a bell. 179 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,441 If you really are some super villain, 180 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,010 why was your big plan to mess up a baseball game? 181 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,847 I'm sick of my team always getting beaten. 182 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,448 You're some big hero, 183 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,984 so you have no idea what it's like to lose 184 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,452 time and time again. 185 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:37,255 Uh... yeah. No idea. 186 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,458 I just wanted to see my boys win for once. 187 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:41,793 Is that so wrong? 188 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,962 Is cheating wrong? 189 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,530 I'm gonna go with yes. 190 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:48,032 But, hey, at least I know who you are now, Tinkertron. 191 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,935 Tinkerer! 192 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,605 And you're out! [chuckles] ♪♪ [organ plays "Charge"] 193 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,107 Again, that is baseball I'm thinking of, right? 194 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,175 ♪♪ [organ] 195 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,278 Sorry. Long line at concessions. 196 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,847 You missed the comeback of the century. 197 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,983 The Spirit are crushing the Short Sox. 198 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,151 Sorry I missed all the action. 199 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,120 I'll have to come again next game. 200 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,123 Honey, I'm not superstitious, 201 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,793 but maybe you shouldn't come to any more games. 202 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,096 You might be a jinx. 203 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,001 I'm running behind, Gwen. I know. 204 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,904 Did he pick up? He lost his ticket, didn't he? ♪♪ [loud rock] 205 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,472 How can you be late, Peter? 206 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,874 Ross Calaban is your favorite singer, 207 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:32,076 and these seats are amazing. 208 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:33,878 You didn't lose your ticket, did you? 209 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,480 He lost his ticket, didn't he? 210 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,182 No! I didn't lose the ticket. 211 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,884 I'll be there sooner than soon. 212 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,186 You'd better. It's gonna start any minute. 213 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,089 Remember, this concert's on your Perfect Summer checklist. 214 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,391 Get here. 215 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,504 Whoa! Is that him? 216 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,805 Ross Calaban? 217 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,275 Whoa, guys, I've got a show to do. 218 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,610 Can I sign autographs after? 219 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,211 [knuckles cracking] Heh heh heh heh. 220 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,047 Let me go! 221 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,483 [grunting] Ah. 222 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,087 Something tells me those thugs aren't members of his fan club. 223 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,123 [tires screeching] 224 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,161 Uhh! 225 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,098 Dad, I want my birthday present. 226 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,233 Now, if ya know what's good for ya. 227 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:32,403 Heh. My son knows what he wants, huh? 228 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:34,305 That'll serve you well in business, kid. 229 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,407 I'll give you the business. 230 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,077 [chuckling] Okay. Take off the blindfold. 231 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,479 Huh? You see that? 232 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,247 [tooting] It's that, uh-- 233 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,216 It's the singer all the kids like. 234 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,718 Daddy did good, am I right? 235 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:51,155 Ross Calaban! Sing, ya punk. Now! 236 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,624 Uh-- Oh, okay, okay, sure, yeah. 237 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,626 D-Do you-- Do you have music or-- 238 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,260 I usually sing to music. 239 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:59,063 Dad, this guy might sing like an angel, 240 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,665 but he don't hear too good. 241 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,266 Uh, take him out back 242 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,136 and pop some sense into the pop star, boys. 243 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,171 Wait! No, no, no, no, no. 244 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:10,074 I could sing without music. Sure. Uh, no problem. 245 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,443 Hey! Hands off the megastar. 246 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,945 Spider-Man? 247 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,115 Wow! Ross Calaban knows my name? 248 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,084 Wow. Spider-Man knows my name? 249 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,120 I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. 250 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:26,157 Dad, the pajamaed mook is ruining my birthday! 251 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,660 Oh, no, he ain't. 252 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,495 You're in my house now, see? 253 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,796 Yow! What is-- Ohh! 254 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,364 What was that? [muffled shouting] 255 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,700 You're gonna turn yourself in peacefully? Great! 256 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,135 Whoa! 257 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,603 Huh. [grunts] Hey, hey. 258 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,838 Hey-- Ohh! 259 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,508 You ruined my birthday! 260 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,277 You're gonna sleep with the fishes! 261 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,212 Aw, come on, kiddo. 262 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,715 That's not a nice thing to say. 263 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,151 And this ain't a nice thing to do. 264 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,154 [yells] [grunts] 265 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,292 [yelling] 266 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,294 Aahh! 267 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,129 Crazy monkey ninja boy! 268 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,665 Crazy monkey ninja boy! 269 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,868 Stand and fight, ya loser! 270 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,670 I can't hit a seven-year-old. 271 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,239 I just turned eight. 272 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,374 [grunts] 273 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,875 [yells] 274 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,043 Kid, wait! 275 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,512 Eh, what do you want, ya crooner? 276 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,047 To make a deal. 277 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,215 Leave Spidey alone, 278 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,350 and I'll take a selfie with you. 279 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,920 So? Everyone will think it's fake. 280 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,655 I'll post it myself. 281 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,057 Your popularity will go through the roof. 282 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,492 All the other kids will want you to be 283 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,361 their third grade mob boss or whatever. 284 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,330 I like the sound of that. 285 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,432 Deal. 286 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,700 Wow. 287 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,435 Saved by the power of celebrity. 288 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,372 Spidey, move. You're gonna ruin my pic. 289 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,610 Formaggio. 290 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,645 [camera shutter clicks] 291 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,550 You sure you don't want to come backstage? 292 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,386 Thanks, but I got friends already inside waiting. 293 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,123 Thank you, Spider-Man. I owe you. 294 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,391 Break a leg. 295 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,361 [man] Ticket. 296 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,429 I got it right, uh-- 297 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,530 uh-- 298 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,132 I had it. 299 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,366 Where'd it go? 300 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,668 Nice try, buddy. 301 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:19,804 Gwen? 302 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,205 Yeah, I'm finally here, 303 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,642 but, uh, you were right. I lost my ticket. 304 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,578 Sorry. We'll catch up later. 305 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,416 [Ross] Hello, New York! Sorry I'm late. 306 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,386 I'd like to dedicate tonight's show to a friend of mine-- 307 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,788 Spider-Man! 308 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,389 "Friend"? 309 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,592 The Ross Calaban said I'm his friend? 310 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:45,329 Yes! That makes me almost cool. 311 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,298 ♪♪ [humming] 312 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,901 ♪ Ahh ♪ 313 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,636 ♪ Mmm ♪ 314 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,338 Oh, yeah! 315 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,411 [Miles] They thought they were always prepared, 316 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,614 but nothing prepares you for... 317 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,283 the Mummy of the Hills! 318 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,318 [boys screaming] 319 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,453 So spooky! 320 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,323 [giggling] Miles, no offense, 321 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,660 but you're absolutely terrible at telling campfire stories. 322 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,762 Seriously. And fact check-- 323 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,965 mummies are from dry places like Egyptian deserts, 324 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,266 not lush forests. 325 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,335 Ha! I know, right? 326 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,770 So unexpected. 327 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,439 That's why it's so spooky. 328 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,641 Right, Peter? 329 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,378 Uh, right. Spooky. 330 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,347 Or not spooky. 331 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,515 What were we talking about? 332 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,018 Huh. See? I scared him senseless. 333 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:44,822 [Gwen] You okay, Pete? You're a million miles away. 334 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,324 I'm sorry. It's just-- 335 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,959 You know I made that 336 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,561 Perfect Summer Vacation checklist? 337 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,897 But nothing's really worked out. 338 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,365 Now the summer's almost over, 339 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,967 and I've checked off next to nothing. 340 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,569 Camping was on the list, right? And we're here. 341 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,839 Even if we have to listen to Miles' awful ghost stories, 342 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,374 don't quit on us, Parker. 343 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,909 There's still time to have a great summer. 344 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,511 Yeah. Maybe. 345 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,347 Or maybe not, 346 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,148 if ghosts get us. 347 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,317 Ghosts don't exist, Miles. 348 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,220 Oh, yeah? I've never heard a ghost say that. 349 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,522 Seriously, this area's supposed to be haunted. 350 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,691 My cousin heard it from his friend's aunt, 351 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,527 so it's the real deal. 352 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,263 It all started 353 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:29,033 with a shadowy form flying through the treetops. 354 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,334 Then-- 355 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,669 [groans] I'm headed for bed 356 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,337 before Miles gets going again. 357 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,872 Good night, everyone. Night, guys. 358 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,341 I'll clean up. I wouldn't want you out in the open 359 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,577 in case any ghosts or mummies come by. 360 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,079 I know you're kidding, 361 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,748 but good point. 362 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,518 Anya? Gwen? 363 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,153 Is that you? 364 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,190 Hey! Our stuff! 365 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,659 Huh? 366 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,898 [grunts] Come out, come out, whatever you are. 367 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,967 If you're the Mummy of the Hills, 368 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,937 you should know that you're supposed to be in a drier climate. 369 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,471 Huh? Whoa! 370 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:11,776 Okay, what are you, the ghost of a tree trimmer? 371 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,811 [grunts] 372 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,514 [grunts] Whoa! 373 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,420 My name is Nocturnal, 374 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,622 for I hunt by night. 375 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,458 [grunts] [grunts] 376 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,094 Oh, you got some nasty toenails there. 377 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,395 [screeches] 378 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,898 [grunts] Did you just peck at me? 379 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,400 I don't give a hoot who you are. 380 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,468 That's just rude. 381 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,607 Aah! Super creepy! 382 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,411 [grunting] Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 383 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,479 Are you gonna drink my blood? 384 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,515 What? Why would I do that? Weird. 385 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,484 That's what spiders do, right? 386 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,486 To things caught in their webs? 387 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,788 I don't carry the theme that far. 388 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,623 Why were you stealing that stuff? 389 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,493 I'm starving, man. I need food. 390 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,596 Food? Don't owls just eat rodents? 391 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,298 I don't carry the theme that far. 392 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,768 Touché. So, have you been out here for long? 393 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,370 No. 394 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,472 But I've had to hide in these hills for weeks. 395 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:18,509 Ever since a lab accident made me into this owl dude, 396 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,679 my parents, my friends-- they all ran me out. 397 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,114 They think I'm a monster. 398 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,117 Lab accidents are one of my pet peeves, too. 399 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,818 It's how I got my powers. 400 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,887 Really? A lab accident 401 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,989 turned you into a sick spider freak? 402 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,993 I prefer the term "awesome spider cool guy," but yeah. 403 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,696 Then why are you not out here like me-- 404 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:43,634 hated, living in the trees, and stealing food to survive? 405 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,503 I-- I've always had people around me 406 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,905 who accepted me for who I am, I guess, 407 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,207 whether I'm a science geek or a superhero. 408 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,575 You're one lucky dude. 409 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,545 Yeah. I guess I am. 410 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,347 I'm sorry you feel you have to hide, 411 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,582 but I know there are good people out there 412 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,818 who would help. In fact, 413 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,087 there's some people in that camp you should meet. 414 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,125 [animal howling] 415 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,863 Nocturnal, wait! 416 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,231 My own parents kicked me out, 417 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,367 and you want me to trust strangers? 418 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,835 I'm not ready, man. 419 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,738 Maybe someday. Someday soon, I hope. 420 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,340 Here. I stole this from them. 421 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,510 No. They'd want you to keep it. 422 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,979 They're pretty great like that. 423 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,720 What's all this? Breakfast? 424 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,622 Yep. Hope that's okay. 425 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,692 I don't know. Will it somehow ruin the camping trip? 426 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,695 [chuckles] Sorry I was such a downer last night. 427 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,698 I was so obsessed about not living up to my perfect summer, 428 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,967 I didn't realize I was already having it-- 429 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,535 spending time with you guys. 430 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,270 That's what really matters, right? 431 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,605 Of course, Pete. 432 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,607 You're really important to us, too. 433 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,276 Besides, any apology said with food 434 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,212 is an apology I can accept. 435 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,580 Oh. You know the story 436 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,948 about the guy with the hook? 437 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,417 Oh, no, wait. That's the ending. 438 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,952 Uch! Let me start over. 439 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,021 [laughter] 440 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,595 One week of summer left. Let's see how I'm doing 441 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,631 on the whole Perfect Summer Vacation checklist. 442 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,566 Trip to the beach, 443 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,469 which I had to abandon 'cause of Black Cat. 444 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,506 Baseball game-- ruined by the Tinkerer. 445 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,674 Concert. I missed that whole show, 446 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,842 thanks to Hammerhead, 447 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,411 but I did get to meet Ross Calaban, 448 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,180 so I'm calling that even. 449 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,848 And camping. Total win, 450 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,017 despite the mysterious owl boy. 451 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,087 So, that's one win, two losses, and a tie. 452 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,589 [sighs] Good thing school's starting soon 453 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,024 'cause winning at summer vacation 454 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,660 is a lot harder than I realized. 455 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,096 [phone beeping] Whoa. Guess I missed some messages 456 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,664 when I was out of range camping. 457 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,499 Peter. Max Modell here. 458 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,335 Was hoping to schedule time for you to come in 459 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,038 and train your replacement as my lab assistant. 460 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,707 "Replacement"? 461 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,711 Yeah. The board only authorizes that position 462 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,812 for first-year students. 463 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,649 I assumed you knew that, Peter. 464 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,619 Of course. I totally knew that. 465 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,821 Of course I totally didn't know that. 466 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,691 Uhh! How am I going to afford Horizon this year? 467 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,632 I can't ask Aunt May or Harry for money. 468 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,634 They've already done enough for me. 469 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,469 This is on you, Peter. 470 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,737 [slurping] 471 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,005 You're a smart kid. 472 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,841 You'll find a part-time job with no problem. 473 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,843 Hi. My name's Peter Parker. 474 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,579 And if you'll look at my résumé, 475 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,347 you'll see that-- [explosion] 476 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,649 y-you-- you'll see that I'm e-experienced in, uh-- 477 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,751 [police officer] Freeze, Scorpion! I'm so sorry. I, uh-- 478 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,787 My aunt's calling. I gotta take this. 479 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,862 [grunts] Sorry about that. 480 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,065 There was a pest problem I had to take care of. 481 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,235 [man] I'm sorry, but we just filled the position. 482 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,671 Oh, this? Uh, it's just a little sand-based accident 483 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,041 on the way here. It's no big deal, really. 484 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,610 Uhh... 485 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,778 Goo? What goo? 486 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,680 Oh, man! 487 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,682 I've had a long morning. 488 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,050 [muffled yell] 489 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,620 [pants] What's this? 490 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,055 Oh, I have to give this back to the police. 491 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,258 I mean, not the police. Why would I even say that? 492 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,859 I mean, for charity. 493 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,262 Parking meters. Parking meter charity. 494 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,399 Wow. Being Spider-Man really puts a crimp 495 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,867 in a person's job hunt. 496 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,903 Hey, Pete. Long time, no see. 497 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,606 Randy Robertson? How have you been? 498 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,742 I've been having the perfect summer vacation. 499 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,210 What have you been up to? 500 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,713 [chuckles] Interviewing for part-time jobs, Randy, 501 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,781 and having zero luck. 502 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,983 Well, my dad works at that media company, 503 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,118 the Daily Bugle. 504 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,921 They're expanding, doing a lot of hiring. 505 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,823 Want me to see if I can get you an interview? 506 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,258 A job? 507 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,294 Listen, Peter Palmer-- 508 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,895 Peter Parker. 509 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,630 The Daily Bugle's a top-tier 510 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,399 multi-platform news organization. 511 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,801 Call me back when you can grow facial hair. 512 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,737 Brock, this is the footage I've been waiting on? 513 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,439 I thought you were a pro! 514 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,241 I can't use this! 515 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,843 My grandma could take better video of Spider-Man, 516 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,780 and she's not even alive anymore! 517 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,014 I'd pay through the roof 518 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,750 if anyone could get me some good clean footage 519 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,652 of this Spider-Man! 520 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,788 Paying for shots of Spider-Man? 521 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:34,859 Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be able to afford school this year after all.