1 00:00:01,112 --> 00:00:02,404 [narrator] Previously on Dynasty: 2 00:00:02,488 --> 00:00:04,448 There may be a job for you with the team. 3 00:00:04,532 --> 00:00:06,200 Takes a fool to say no to Blake Carrington. 4 00:00:06,325 --> 00:00:08,911 Takes an even bigger fool to say yes, but here I am. 5 00:00:08,994 --> 00:00:11,622 I assure you Fallon has zero involvement with this team. 6 00:00:11,705 --> 00:00:14,166 - Does this mean you're coming home? - Soon, yeah. 7 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,252 I've gotta run for now. I love you, Sam. 8 00:00:16,335 --> 00:00:19,880 I'm not sure the baby is Blake's. I went home and made a huge mistake 9 00:00:19,964 --> 00:00:21,382 by sleeping with my ex-husband. 10 00:00:21,632 --> 00:00:23,884 - You need to tell him the truth. - We did that. 11 00:00:24,301 --> 00:00:25,970 Oh, my God. Liam? 12 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:26,887 You are my one. 13 00:00:26,971 --> 00:00:29,431 There was a time when I thought I couldn't live without you. 14 00:00:29,515 --> 00:00:31,767 Now I can't stand the sight of you. 15 00:00:35,646 --> 00:00:38,566 [man on TV] Wait a minute. Haven't I seen you before? I know your face. 16 00:00:38,649 --> 00:00:41,527 - Get out. Or shall I call my servant? - Get out. Or shall I call my servant? 17 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:42,862 You're Norma Desmond. 18 00:00:42,945 --> 00:00:45,489 You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big. 19 00:00:46,907 --> 00:00:48,617 - I am big. - I am big. 20 00:00:48,701 --> 00:00:51,912 - It's the pictures that got small. - It's the pictures that got small. 21 00:00:51,996 --> 00:00:52,997 [door opens] 22 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:57,126 - What are you doing here? - Checking up on you. 23 00:00:57,209 --> 00:00:59,253 You haven't answered my texts in a week. 24 00:00:59,336 --> 00:01:00,504 [groans] 25 00:01:00,754 --> 00:01:04,300 Well, I'm boycotting my phone. And people. 26 00:01:04,884 --> 00:01:06,093 Specifically boys. 27 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:10,097 Boycotting boys? How second-grade of you. 28 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:13,517 When was the last time you left your room? 29 00:01:13,601 --> 00:01:15,144 Or ate something other than candy? 30 00:01:15,227 --> 00:01:18,314 - Do gin-soaked olives count? - Liam really did a number on you. 31 00:01:18,397 --> 00:01:22,026 He said that I was no longer the girl he knew and loved, 32 00:01:22,109 --> 00:01:25,946 the sophisticated, savvy businesswoman who wanted to start her own dynasty. 33 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:27,448 Did he really say "sophisticated"? 34 00:01:28,365 --> 00:01:31,744 You know what? It doesn't even matter. We need to get you out of here. 35 00:01:32,119 --> 00:01:34,705 How about this? I'm hosting a party tomorrow night at the club. 36 00:01:34,788 --> 00:01:37,333 It's game night but high-end. 37 00:01:37,416 --> 00:01:39,460 Aggressive competition always cheers you up. 38 00:01:39,543 --> 00:01:40,502 Not this time. 39 00:01:42,504 --> 00:01:43,923 I just wanna be left alone. 40 00:01:47,635 --> 00:01:48,469 [Blake] Hit it. 41 00:01:48,552 --> 00:01:50,179 [pop music playing] 42 00:01:54,225 --> 00:01:57,186 So, I think Cassius Cardinal is the best mascot option. 43 00:01:57,269 --> 00:01:58,479 He's small, but he's fierce. 44 00:01:58,562 --> 00:02:01,232 We're supposed to be presenting a mission statement to our board. 45 00:02:01,315 --> 00:02:03,943 Our mission is to entertain the crap out of our fans. 46 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:06,528 I'm talking performers and fighter jets. Hey. 47 00:02:06,612 --> 00:02:09,698 Find me some trained cardinals to fly around during games. 48 00:02:09,782 --> 00:02:12,952 - Okay, that's enough. Go. - We need to find more substantial messaging. 49 00:02:13,285 --> 00:02:14,411 Our star is homegrown. 50 00:02:14,495 --> 00:02:16,622 We focus on creating a strong local community. 51 00:02:16,705 --> 00:02:19,792 I'm thinking of a "Together we will rise" philosophy, 52 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:22,294 one that speaks to the all-inclusiveness of our team and fans. 53 00:02:22,795 --> 00:02:23,629 Yeah, it's heartfelt. 54 00:02:23,712 --> 00:02:25,589 - Exactly. - It's heartfelt mumbo jumbo. 55 00:02:25,673 --> 00:02:28,425 That's not why people watch sports. I know what's best for my team. 56 00:02:28,509 --> 00:02:31,095 Our team. Then why don't we just present both? 57 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:33,472 - Put it up for a board vote. - Fine with me. 58 00:02:33,555 --> 00:02:35,349 - It's a waste of everyone's time. - We'll see. 59 00:02:37,726 --> 00:02:40,187 I said make it dirty, not disgusting. 60 00:02:40,271 --> 00:02:41,355 Just start over. 61 00:02:42,564 --> 00:02:44,400 I just got a text from Steven 62 00:02:44,483 --> 00:02:47,069 saying he's extending his South American walkabout. 63 00:02:47,653 --> 00:02:48,487 Did he mention...? 64 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:51,657 That you forgot how to knock? No, I have not spoken to Steven. 65 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:54,827 Don't take this personally, Sam, but I really don't wanna see anyone today. 66 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:57,913 Including you. So, maybe take it a little personally. 67 00:02:57,997 --> 00:02:59,665 I guess Steven doesn't wanna see me either, 68 00:02:59,748 --> 00:03:01,333 since he keeps not coming back. 69 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:04,003 Why do you think that is? 70 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:06,463 I mean, is it me? I should've never let him go to Paraguay. 71 00:03:06,547 --> 00:03:08,257 Or you should've gone with him. I don't know. 72 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:11,593 But we all know you're not cut out to be the trophy husband to a charitable missionary. 73 00:03:11,677 --> 00:03:13,262 You don't know what I'm cut out to be. 74 00:03:13,345 --> 00:03:15,639 You couldn't even last one night in Paraguay. 75 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:18,642 I don't know why Steven would think you'd wanna move there. 76 00:03:18,726 --> 00:03:21,395 Besides, I'm sorry to say this, but you're just too materialistic. 77 00:03:21,478 --> 00:03:23,605 Me? Are you kidding? Look at all this. 78 00:03:23,897 --> 00:03:26,734 Too materialistic for Steven. Thank you. Much better. 79 00:03:26,817 --> 00:03:29,653 So not sorry to interrupt, 80 00:03:29,737 --> 00:03:35,784 but the post-emo shoegaze feel-hard band that you requested is here. 81 00:03:35,868 --> 00:03:37,536 - Through there. - Are we done? 82 00:03:37,619 --> 00:03:40,622 Because I would like to enjoy all of my feelings in peace 83 00:03:40,706 --> 00:03:43,917 and accompanied by an appropriately melancholic soundtrack. 84 00:03:44,543 --> 00:03:45,711 I'm too materialistic. 85 00:03:46,712 --> 00:03:49,173 I've been doing some deep thinking and self-introspection and... 86 00:03:49,256 --> 00:03:50,090 Sounds painful. 87 00:03:50,674 --> 00:03:51,550 It was. 88 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:56,180 But I realized I have to reinvent myself to be the kind of man that Steven needs. 89 00:03:56,597 --> 00:03:58,849 I've been doing a lot of reinvention research. 90 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:02,853 Pretty much all the experts say that I have to dematerialize. 91 00:04:02,936 --> 00:04:05,230 Cleanse myself of worldly possessions. 92 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:07,274 I'm supposed to throw everything out. 93 00:04:07,358 --> 00:04:09,526 Except the things that truly bring me joy. 94 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:11,904 I downloaded an app to get us started. 95 00:04:11,987 --> 00:04:14,698 - Not sure what this has to do with Steven. - Everything. 96 00:04:15,157 --> 00:04:19,244 If I get more aligned with Steven's thinking and his new way of life, 97 00:04:19,328 --> 00:04:23,082 then... well, he'll fall in love with me all over again when he gets back. 98 00:04:23,165 --> 00:04:26,543 Very sweet. I'm in. On two conditions. 99 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,464 One: Can I please be your date for Monica's game night tomorrow? 100 00:04:30,547 --> 00:04:31,965 I hate going to those things alone. 101 00:04:32,049 --> 00:04:34,843 You mean you hate not being on the invite list and need my plus-one? 102 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:37,930 - What are besties for? - Thanks. 103 00:04:38,013 --> 00:04:42,017 And two: I get first dibs on your so-called trash. 104 00:04:42,101 --> 00:04:43,727 Mi trash es tu trash. 105 00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:47,648 [Easter Island's "You Don't Have a Choice" playing] 106 00:04:47,731 --> 00:04:51,693 ♪ For the first time For the last time ♪ 107 00:04:55,406 --> 00:04:57,449 Play it again but sadder. 108 00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:05,290 What do I have to do to get a little peace in this house? 109 00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:08,419 I don't know. You tell me. It's been the same song for the last hour. 110 00:05:08,502 --> 00:05:10,796 You are now a human "do not disturb" sign. 111 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:12,631 Go. Guard the door. 112 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:16,385 Is there anything I can do? 113 00:05:18,887 --> 00:05:20,764 Would touching my hair make you feel any better? 114 00:05:20,848 --> 00:05:22,891 I put in extra conditioner today. 115 00:05:22,975 --> 00:05:26,562 Sadly, I don't even think that would help. But thank you for offering. 116 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:29,398 Your stepmotherly duties are complete. You may go. 117 00:05:30,566 --> 00:05:33,694 I was hoping you haven't told anyone about my little secret. 118 00:05:34,528 --> 00:05:35,904 What I told you in Sun Valley. 119 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:38,699 You still haven't told my father that he may not be the baby daddy? 120 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:40,701 Not cool, Cristal. 121 00:05:40,784 --> 00:05:42,119 I'm working on it. 122 00:05:42,202 --> 00:05:44,371 It's a hard thing to just say to someone. 123 00:05:44,454 --> 00:05:45,622 No, it's not. Look. 124 00:05:45,706 --> 00:05:47,624 Blake, I may be having another man's baby. 125 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:50,460 - See? It's not that hard. - What if the baby turns out to be Blake's? 126 00:05:50,711 --> 00:05:53,964 Then I will make him upset for no reason by telling him. 127 00:05:54,047 --> 00:05:54,882 Which is why... 128 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:56,842 I got this. 129 00:05:56,925 --> 00:05:59,219 What is that? A time machine for undoing bad decisions? 130 00:05:59,303 --> 00:06:01,597 No. It's a paternity test. 131 00:06:02,306 --> 00:06:05,767 If it's Mark's child, I'll confess everything. 132 00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:07,019 But if the baby is Blake's, 133 00:06:07,102 --> 00:06:11,064 then we can keep my moment of doubt between us ladies. 134 00:06:11,398 --> 00:06:12,774 - Fine. - Now... 135 00:06:14,109 --> 00:06:16,153 - I'm gonna need a sample. - Excuse me? 136 00:06:16,236 --> 00:06:19,448 Your DNA is close enough to Blake's to determine a match with the baby. 137 00:06:20,073 --> 00:06:22,201 - If I do this, you'll leave? - Mm. 138 00:06:25,162 --> 00:06:26,914 Don't stop playing because of this. 139 00:06:28,373 --> 00:06:29,249 Sadder. 140 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:31,960 How much have we thrown out? 141 00:06:34,671 --> 00:06:37,049 - Well, that's impressive. - That's the save pile. 142 00:06:37,132 --> 00:06:38,258 That's the lose pile. 143 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:41,762 Well, clearly I can't dematerialize. 144 00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:42,930 I'm too close to it. 145 00:06:43,764 --> 00:06:46,767 This is exactly why dentists don't pull out their own teeth. 146 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:49,645 So, let's focus. You and I, we've got this. 147 00:06:50,437 --> 00:06:52,648 - Be merciless. - No, I can't. 148 00:06:53,649 --> 00:06:55,359 These things are like my own children. 149 00:06:55,442 --> 00:06:57,778 And I'm in no place to make a Sophie's choice 150 00:06:57,861 --> 00:06:59,071 between animal prints. 151 00:07:01,281 --> 00:07:03,408 I think we're gonna need professional help. 152 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,703 [scoffs] Seriously? 153 00:07:07,579 --> 00:07:10,249 - Give us five, fellas. - [music stops] 154 00:07:10,582 --> 00:07:13,335 You'll recall agreeing to do a "day in the life" article 155 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:15,629 for Contemporary Metropolitan Post? 156 00:07:15,712 --> 00:07:19,424 Yeah. I was gonna inspire millions of little girls everywhere. 157 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:21,760 I scheduled it a few weeks after Culhane proposed. 158 00:07:22,594 --> 00:07:26,098 - Back when life had meaning. - Well, apparently you forgot to cancel. 159 00:07:26,181 --> 00:07:29,017 - The reporter is downstairs. - Well, that won't do. 160 00:07:29,101 --> 00:07:31,937 - Can't you see I'm taking a little break? - From reality? 161 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:34,606 Send him away. Tell him I have tuberculosis 162 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:36,191 or some other contagious disease. 163 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:37,442 I'll make your excuses. 164 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:39,361 Wait. 165 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:42,781 - Is the reporter still Kenneth Desai? - Yes. 166 00:07:42,864 --> 00:07:44,241 Well, he can be a little snarky, 167 00:07:44,324 --> 00:07:46,577 so, make sure he's buying whatever excuse you're selling 168 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:48,996 and tell him we'll reschedule the interview for a later date. 169 00:07:49,746 --> 00:07:52,332 - Otherwise, he'll tweet something mean. - Understood. 170 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:55,210 Anyone seeing the state of your life at the moment 171 00:07:55,294 --> 00:07:57,379 might think it was repulsive. 172 00:07:57,462 --> 00:07:58,589 Not me, of course. 173 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:00,716 But people you care about. 174 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:11,727 Mr. Desai, I regret to inform you 175 00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:14,438 that Ms. Carrington is going to have to reschedule. 176 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:17,149 - She's not feeling well. - I hope it's not serious. 177 00:08:17,774 --> 00:08:18,984 I wish she could've told me 178 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:22,029 before I spent four hours traveling here from New York. 179 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:23,947 Yes. She's very sorry. 180 00:08:24,323 --> 00:08:25,741 No, I completely understand. 181 00:08:26,158 --> 00:08:31,872 Health, physical... or mental, comes first, of course. 182 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:36,501 You're not tweeting about it, are you? Hashtag "we'll sue for slander." 183 00:08:36,585 --> 00:08:37,836 What's going on, Anders? 184 00:08:38,545 --> 00:08:41,423 I'm just explaining to Mr. Desai here that Fallon is... 185 00:08:41,506 --> 00:08:42,341 [Fallon] Here. 186 00:08:43,634 --> 00:08:44,718 Sorry to keep you waiting. 187 00:08:44,801 --> 00:08:47,262 All right, Mr. Desai, I'm ready for my close-up. 188 00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:54,436 [theme song playing] 189 00:09:17,179 --> 00:09:19,890 This profile could not come at a better time. 190 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:22,893 Now the whole world gets to see the real Fallon Carrington 191 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,186 and how great I'm doing. 192 00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:25,270 Love the enthusiasm. 193 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:28,565 So, the basic idea is for me to see what a typical day looks like 194 00:09:28,649 --> 00:09:32,736 in the life of a young top-of-her-game billionaire like yourself. 195 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:35,030 Now, will this be for print, online, or both? 196 00:09:35,114 --> 00:09:37,825 I just wanna make sure as many people see this article as possible. 197 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,410 The stronger the material, the more readers there will be. 198 00:09:40,494 --> 00:09:42,996 - So, let's see what you got. - [chuckles] 199 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,499 You know, apart from a proclivity for tardiness 200 00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:48,335 and mysteriously vanishing illnesses. 201 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:49,670 Sorry about that. 202 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:52,881 I didn't realize the date, and... 203 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:55,300 You mean Anders gave you the wrong one. 204 00:09:55,384 --> 00:09:58,887 He's had a lot on his plate. Perhaps something was lost in translation. 205 00:09:58,971 --> 00:10:00,514 Isn't he from New Zealand? 206 00:10:00,597 --> 00:10:02,015 His accent is thick. 207 00:10:02,099 --> 00:10:04,685 If this is a bad time, we could always check back in a few months 208 00:10:04,768 --> 00:10:08,730 and see if there's space and interest in your profile. 209 00:10:09,273 --> 00:10:11,859 - I just wanna do what's best for you. - No, no, no. 210 00:10:12,734 --> 00:10:16,905 The timing and my personal life could not be more perfect right now. 211 00:10:17,656 --> 00:10:18,490 [Alexis] Fallon. 212 00:10:20,242 --> 00:10:23,370 I dropped by to check in on you. I assumed you'd still be in your room. 213 00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:25,164 It's nice to see you finally made it out. 214 00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:27,416 Mother, this is Kenneth Desai with Contemporary Metro. 215 00:10:27,499 --> 00:10:29,543 He's writing an article about how wonderful I'm doing. 216 00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:32,713 Oh, well, I would love to contribute. 217 00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:35,215 My life is going marvelously, as well. 218 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,384 I mean, I am very busy, 219 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,803 but I'm sure I could eke out four or five hours 220 00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:41,013 if that's what you need. 221 00:10:41,096 --> 00:10:43,765 What a shame. I was about to take Kenneth on a tour of the house. 222 00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:46,310 Come on, get your bag. 223 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,690 You know, it's funny. 224 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:58,280 Jennings. It's an odd surname for a woman of your background. 225 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,324 Where is it that you said you're from? 226 00:11:00,407 --> 00:11:02,868 - Oh, and are there other Jennings? - Why? 227 00:11:02,951 --> 00:11:04,953 Are you writing an article, as well? 228 00:11:05,037 --> 00:11:08,999 Because I doubt everyone is actually reading Ex-Wife Weekly. [speaks Spanish] 229 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:13,045 I know that you don't think that it's any of my business, 230 00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:14,838 but it is Blake's. 231 00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:17,925 - Blake knows everything he needs to know. - You mean only what you've told him. 232 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,719 And this whole "international woman of mystery" thing, 233 00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:22,596 it isn't fooling anyone. 234 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,599 The only fool here is you, Alexis. 235 00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:28,518 I have no secrets. Nothing to hide. 236 00:11:29,686 --> 00:11:30,520 We'll see. 237 00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:34,566 You know what they say. Where there's smoke, there's a liar. 238 00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:40,238 This is it. Ground zero. 239 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,157 Who's this? 240 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,243 This is the Insta guru I found to solve all my problems. 241 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,247 Lady Monk. 242 00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:53,335 Though I prefer "mindfulness specialist" to "guru." 243 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:55,629 Kirby Anders, friend specialist. 244 00:11:55,712 --> 00:11:58,674 I was helping him declutter before you arrived, 245 00:11:58,757 --> 00:12:00,926 and I thought we were doing just fine on our own. 246 00:12:01,009 --> 00:12:06,181 Actually, we were flailing, and that's exactly why you're here. 247 00:12:06,431 --> 00:12:08,809 Your teachings really stood out 248 00:12:08,892 --> 00:12:11,561 from the sea of Insta self-improvement coaches. 249 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,648 That and your perfectly curated feed. 250 00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:15,857 Before we get started, 251 00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:19,111 I let all my clients pick one item to save. 252 00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:26,576 Here. 253 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:29,871 This is the shirt I was wearing the last time I saw Steven. 254 00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:31,331 The last time we kissed. 255 00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:34,084 - I know it's just a shirt, but it really... - [shushes] 256 00:12:40,786 --> 00:12:42,134 What are you doing? 257 00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:43,635 [Kirby] Whoa! Not cool. 258 00:12:43,885 --> 00:12:46,346 No, no, no. 259 00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:50,017 The shirt is not Steven, Sam. 260 00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:52,811 Objects are not the people they represent. 261 00:12:53,437 --> 00:12:56,982 Wow, I... never thought about it that way. 262 00:12:57,649 --> 00:13:01,486 I gotta say, I... I'm already feeling a little clearer. 263 00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:05,866 [Tony] And why would I spy on Mr. Carrington's fiancée for you? 264 00:13:05,949 --> 00:13:07,534 Because she won't tell me anything. 265 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,370 And that's what friends like us do for one another. 266 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,248 Fine. If you won't do it, 267 00:13:13,331 --> 00:13:18,253 I'll just have to show Blake how utterly firable you are. 268 00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:22,466 Since when is driving a car and having a girlfriend a crime? 269 00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:25,010 Well, when you're joyriding in Blake's Rolls-Royce 270 00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:28,555 and Joy, the housemaid, is riding you. 271 00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,433 I would imagine that she'll be fired, as well, 272 00:13:31,516 --> 00:13:34,603 when... Blake sees these. 273 00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:35,771 And that would be such a shame. 274 00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:39,733 - What do you want me to do? - Well, you're a gardener, Tony. 275 00:13:39,816 --> 00:13:41,735 I want you to do some digging. 276 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:49,367 Which leads us to my third-favorite painting in the house. 277 00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:53,080 I've seen the grounds, the cellar, your butler's duck-decoy collection, 278 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:55,999 but I have yet to see the real top-of-her-game Fallon 279 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,000 that you promised. 280 00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:59,711 So, why do I get the feeling you're hiding something? 281 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,254 I'm not. I mean... 282 00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:03,840 feel free to ask me anything. 283 00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:07,511 Well, since this article was also supposed to be about a day in the life 284 00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:11,348 of a new bride, I have to ask, how have you handled the breakup? 285 00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:12,641 Wonderfully. 286 00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:15,685 I mean, as well as could be expected. 287 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:20,440 Yes, the relationship did not work out, but it ended amicably. 288 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:23,735 - And it's as simple and boring as that. - Good for you. 289 00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:27,114 I couldn't write for two months after my last breakup. 290 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:30,826 Just buried myself in tissues and vodka. 291 00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:33,161 I can see how that would be hard for you. 292 00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:35,872 So, you don't mind if I call Michael Culhane, do you? 293 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:38,792 - Especially since things are so amicable. - Of course not. 294 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,670 But you don't even have to call him, 295 00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:45,215 because he and I actually have dinner plans tonight, 296 00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:46,383 and you're welcome to join. 297 00:14:46,466 --> 00:14:48,510 - Well, that's perfect. - Isn't it just? 298 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:49,970 Okay. Well, I... 299 00:14:50,637 --> 00:14:52,305 If you'll excuse me a moment, 300 00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:54,599 I need to go ahead to my solo afternoon meditation. 301 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:55,517 Just like Oprah. 302 00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:57,853 Oh, write that down. [laughs] 303 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:05,975 _ 304 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,326 Joy. Could you mail this for me right away? 305 00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:15,454 Please don't mention it to anyone. 306 00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:16,955 - Of course. - Thank you. 307 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:29,968 Hey, Joy, I'm headed to the post office. You want me to take that for you? 308 00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:31,845 Actually, that would be super helpful. 309 00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:35,807 Here. 310 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,736 _ 311 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,272 [chuckles] 312 00:15:42,731 --> 00:15:43,815 Well, this will work. 313 00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:47,861 Seems like our little angel has been spreading her wings 314 00:15:47,944 --> 00:15:50,655 in more than one bed, hasn't she? 315 00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:58,770 My name is Sammy Jo Carrington, 316 00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:02,900 and I am ready to free myself from the energy of material things 317 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:06,403 in order to create a better version of me. 318 00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:10,290 - Hi, Steven. - And to Instagram it goes. 319 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,409 You are doing so wonderfully, Sam. 320 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,870 Now all you have to do to be who you want to be 321 00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:17,497 is to let yourself feel free. 322 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,125 Now it's detox time. 323 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,420 [Citizen Kay's "Yes! (Club Mix)" playing] 324 00:16:25,213 --> 00:16:26,256 Bye. 325 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,676 Yes. I did it. 326 00:16:31,178 --> 00:16:33,555 This and this and this. 327 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:35,724 Yes. 328 00:16:39,311 --> 00:16:41,855 Oh, no. This is staying. It's Gucci. 329 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:44,524 We're not just making space for the new Sam. 330 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,526 We're also providing for others who are in need. 331 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,569 Can't argue with that. 332 00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:50,781 This is insane. 333 00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:54,326 You barely know this Insta crank, and you're gonna throw everything away? 334 00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:55,744 Kirby, I know you're distrustful, 335 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:58,997 but negative thoughts lead to negative results. 336 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,500 And look at all the progress that Sam is making. 337 00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,335 Isn't that what's really important? 338 00:17:04,044 --> 00:17:05,587 You weren't kidding. 339 00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,548 I think this merits a selfie with my sensei. 340 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:15,722 Kirby. 341 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,476 - Are you trying to steal that? - No, I was saving it. 342 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,813 For when you eventually remember that you can't live without Gucci. 343 00:17:23,772 --> 00:17:26,650 Negative thoughts, negative results. 344 00:17:26,858 --> 00:17:29,486 Kirby, maybe you need to replenish, come back later. 345 00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:32,572 Try a banana. Potassium is a real lifesaver. 346 00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:34,574 [scoffs] 347 00:17:34,825 --> 00:17:38,161 All we have to do is switch out the original paternity sample 348 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,914 with a non-Carrington sample 349 00:17:40,998 --> 00:17:43,750 so the tests come back as not a match. 350 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,503 And then we make sure that Blake sees the results 351 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:50,132 confirming that the baby's not his, and bye-bye, Cristal. 352 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,762 Non-Carrington DNA coming right up. 353 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:58,181 Yeah. 354 00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:04,938 Good dog. Good dog. 355 00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:08,233 Dinner. Dinner was the emergency? 356 00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:11,903 I'm picking up on a hostile vibe. If we could take it down a notch. 357 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:14,156 - You 911'ed me. - Because it is an emergency. 358 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:17,159 The writer does not have a story, so, he zeroed in on our relationship. 359 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,536 He's gonna keep looking for stuff unless we throw him off. 360 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:21,955 We have plenty of skeletons that need to stay buried, 361 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,331 so, I needed to warn you. 362 00:18:23,415 --> 00:18:26,043 It was not just a 911 for me. It was a 911 for us. 363 00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,170 Fallon, there is no us. 364 00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:31,423 Not anymore. I'm no longer at your beck and call. 365 00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,550 I can't drop everything to save, what, your vanity? 366 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,427 My vanity. That's very funny. 367 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:36,970 Because wasn't it your vanity 368 00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:39,389 that made you wanna go work for that evil woman 369 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:41,516 so you could feel all big and all macho? 370 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,560 As a matter of fact, you owe me 371 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:46,188 for destroying our relationship after I saved your ass. 372 00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:47,522 Owe you? 373 00:18:48,106 --> 00:18:51,485 Everything I did was to protect you. 374 00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:53,820 To close the Van Kirk deal. 375 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,322 To save you from Ada. 376 00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:58,241 All you've ever done was treat me like a little plaything 377 00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:00,035 in your never-ending psycho drama. 378 00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:02,662 - You put yourself in that position. - Well, not anymore. 379 00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:04,372 I don't know what happened to you, 380 00:19:04,456 --> 00:19:06,708 but you're not the Fallon Carrington that I used to love. 381 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,969 So, I was wrong. There's definitely a story here worth telling. 382 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,139 Less "Fallon Carrington, billions and brains," 383 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,643 more "Fallon Carrington, billion-dollar mess." 384 00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:29,773 We need to think of the game as more a show than a sporting event. 385 00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:32,692 - People wanna be entertained. - Isn't that what the match is for? 386 00:19:32,776 --> 00:19:35,028 You're not thinking big enough. Every team plays a game. 387 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,739 But how many of them, I don't know, introduce their lineup 388 00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:40,742 by having them skydive into the stadium? 389 00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:43,829 - Probably none. That's a huge liability. - Bells and whistles are great, 390 00:19:43,912 --> 00:19:47,082 but we want our mission statement to be something deeper, more meaningful. 391 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:50,168 Exactly. And MLS LAFC's motto is "Shoulder to shoulder." 392 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:51,920 What's this team stand for? 393 00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:59,219 Great point. Which is why I'm suggesting that our team's motto be 394 00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:01,054 "Together we will rise." 395 00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:05,517 It's inclusive of the team and the fans but also the community as a whole. 396 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,562 We can build a great ad campaign, even get local schools involved. 397 00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:10,814 That sounds great. You should've led with that. 398 00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:12,774 We can discuss it more at our next meeting. 399 00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:17,404 Wait. You're leaving? 400 00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:20,991 I thought we were having dinner. I'm sorry Michael couldn't make it. 401 00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,409 He had a family emergency. 402 00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:25,495 Yes. It definitely sounded like some kind of emergency. 403 00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:28,832 What do you mean, sounded like? I'm not sure what you thought you heard. 404 00:20:28,915 --> 00:20:30,625 No, I didn't hear anything, but... 405 00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:33,670 This is gonna be a beautiful piece. 406 00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:36,214 I think that you're gonna be really surprised. 407 00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:37,132 In a good way. 408 00:20:37,215 --> 00:20:40,635 - So, that's it? We're done? - Let's just say I have everything I need. 409 00:20:42,262 --> 00:20:44,055 Wait. Wait. Um... 410 00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:47,350 I was holding back. And I'm sorry for burying the lede. 411 00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,937 But I told you I was working on something big, business-wise, 412 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:53,148 so, at least give me a chance to show you. 413 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:56,109 You know, it's a little late, and I'm not hungry. 414 00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:59,321 I already gorged myself on this tiny charcuterie plate. 415 00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:02,199 Well, the launch party for my new company is tomorrow night. 416 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:03,450 How many chances do you get 417 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:06,036 to profile Jobs and Wozniak before their Apple? 418 00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:08,872 It's one night. A party at Club Colby. 419 00:21:08,955 --> 00:21:09,789 And I promise, 420 00:21:09,873 --> 00:21:12,209 this is the groundbreaking, aspirational angle 421 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:14,044 worthy of your skills as a journalist. 422 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:14,961 Okay. 423 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:19,216 I could stay another day. But only 'cause I love a good party. 424 00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,472 [line ringing] 425 00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:28,183 Monica, you were right. 426 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,393 I will definitely be coming to game night. 427 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,230 But I've got a different game to play. 428 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,229 Hey, guys, it's me. 429 00:21:39,938 --> 00:21:42,900 I'm just here eating sustainably with food I foraged. 430 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,278 This is watercress and burdock. 431 00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,865 Came right out of the ground. You just steam it, salt and pepper it. 432 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:51,492 Voilà. 433 00:21:53,327 --> 00:21:55,287 That must taste like dirt. 434 00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:57,664 Lady Monk gave me a new outlook. 435 00:21:57,748 --> 00:22:00,501 Food is just fuel. It doesn't need to be anything more. 436 00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:01,960 I get it. 437 00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:05,089 But I think actual fuel might taste better than that. 438 00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:07,383 Same with clothes. I don't need anything more 439 00:22:07,466 --> 00:22:11,762 than this organic fair-trade zero-carbon-footprint tunic. 440 00:22:12,221 --> 00:22:15,557 Maybe you should wear it tonight. I'll try and coordinate. 441 00:22:15,641 --> 00:22:18,143 I forgot to tell you. I can't go with you to game night. 442 00:22:18,227 --> 00:22:20,979 - I'm taking Lady Monk as my plus-one. - Wait. What? Why? 443 00:22:21,063 --> 00:22:24,775 I wanna introduce her to new clients. Since she's made such a difference in my life. 444 00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,820 Besides, think of how impressed Steven will be 445 00:22:27,903 --> 00:22:30,531 when he hears how much I've committed to this new lifestyle. 446 00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:33,450 But I'm honestly starting to worry about her influence on you. 447 00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:37,287 You don't need to. This is no weirder than a juice cleanse 448 00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:39,665 or Gwyneth steaming her vagina. 449 00:22:39,748 --> 00:22:41,667 First of all, huge Gwyneth fan. 450 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,503 Second of all, I am not one to slam wackadoodle beliefs, 451 00:22:44,586 --> 00:22:46,213 but this woman seems super dodgy. 452 00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:48,757 What do you really know about her? 453 00:22:48,841 --> 00:22:51,260 I know that I am happier than I've been in weeks. 454 00:22:51,468 --> 00:22:54,304 Actually, Lady Monk warned me that this might happen, 455 00:22:54,513 --> 00:22:58,016 that you may try to stop me from being my best self. 456 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,184 She warned you about me? 457 00:22:59,268 --> 00:23:00,978 - Mm-hm. - Brilliant. 458 00:23:01,687 --> 00:23:05,691 I am just trying to prevent that culture-appropriating fake healer 459 00:23:05,774 --> 00:23:07,025 from taking advantage of you. 460 00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:10,028 She said you're angry because you're not the center of attention. 461 00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:12,447 And I think she's right. And that's just sad. 462 00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,326 So, namaste. 463 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,162 You did what? 464 00:23:19,329 --> 00:23:23,292 I said to replace the sample with non-Carrington DNA, not dog DNA. 465 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,378 I thought you would appreciate that I went above and beyond. 466 00:23:26,461 --> 00:23:29,715 There is no way the daddy DNA is gonna match the baby's. 467 00:23:29,798 --> 00:23:32,176 Because it won't match any human DNA. 468 00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:35,470 Okay, now the lab is gonna ask for more samples 469 00:23:35,554 --> 00:23:37,347 so that they can rerun the tests. 470 00:23:38,307 --> 00:23:41,894 There's gotta be a way to save this. I need you to keep trailing Cristal 471 00:23:41,977 --> 00:23:45,355 and see if you can't find out who that baby daddy could be. 472 00:23:45,439 --> 00:23:46,565 Aside from Blake. 473 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,359 Okay, run along. Get going. 474 00:23:50,277 --> 00:23:52,237 [rap music playing] 475 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,659 [Fallon] Wait, what happened to the giant battleships? 476 00:24:00,287 --> 00:24:03,832 I didn't realize by "cohosting," you really meant taking over my game night. 477 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:08,587 Well... I'm not taking it over. I'm just making it larger-than-life. 478 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,631 Though I couldn't get jumbo Candy Land. 479 00:24:10,714 --> 00:24:12,883 I was gonna have people dress up as the characters. 480 00:24:12,966 --> 00:24:14,635 I always had a thing for Princess Frostine. 481 00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:15,802 She is cute. 482 00:24:16,428 --> 00:24:19,097 Wait. So, all of this is for a reporter? 483 00:24:19,181 --> 00:24:22,392 No. Well, technically, yes. I just need him to write an article 484 00:24:22,476 --> 00:24:24,436 that Liam can read to see how great I'm doing. 485 00:24:24,519 --> 00:24:27,189 Look, you are the one who said you're boycotting boys. 486 00:24:27,272 --> 00:24:30,442 I need to make Liam see that he has no effect on me 487 00:24:30,525 --> 00:24:33,278 and he is missing out on the best Fallon Carrington. 488 00:24:33,362 --> 00:24:34,571 One other thing to know: 489 00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:37,282 Tonight is also the launch party for my new business. 490 00:24:37,366 --> 00:24:40,369 - You don't have a new business. - Not yet. But the night is young. 491 00:24:40,452 --> 00:24:42,955 All I have to do is find someone here with a great idea, 492 00:24:43,038 --> 00:24:45,499 convince them to pretend I've always been their partner, 493 00:24:45,582 --> 00:24:47,000 and let Kenneth do the rest. 494 00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:48,377 Sounds like a foolproof plan to me. 495 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:51,255 I don't need your sarcasm, Monica. I need your help. 496 00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:53,173 Please. And a miracle. 497 00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:55,384 [gasps] 498 00:24:55,467 --> 00:24:59,429 Speaking of miracles, the CEO of Spartan Force is coming. 499 00:24:59,513 --> 00:25:02,474 This is shaping up to be the best fake launch party yet. 500 00:25:02,557 --> 00:25:04,226 Thank you for letting me do this. 501 00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:07,521 As if I had a choice. 502 00:25:07,604 --> 00:25:10,190 Tell me you're not trying to pilfer another credit card. 503 00:25:10,524 --> 00:25:13,360 I'm not pilfering anything, whatever that means. 504 00:25:13,443 --> 00:25:16,822 - I'm trying to get Sam's stuff back. - The things that he willingly donated? 505 00:25:16,905 --> 00:25:19,574 To an Insta guru who says they're going to charity, 506 00:25:19,658 --> 00:25:20,993 but I highly doubt that. 507 00:25:21,076 --> 00:25:23,078 Why do you doubt her? Sam seems happy. 508 00:25:23,161 --> 00:25:25,372 I cross-referenced Lady Monk's feed with some other feeds. 509 00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:26,915 There's just too many things that don't add up. 510 00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:30,210 - All right. Well, how can I be of help? - I already handled it. 511 00:25:30,294 --> 00:25:33,046 His tablet he gave away is still on, and I pinged it. 512 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:35,674 It's... wherever that is. 513 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,218 I can wait to get used at the next meeting. 514 00:25:38,302 --> 00:25:41,471 - I didn't use you. I used your idea. - Without mentioning where you got it from. 515 00:25:41,555 --> 00:25:43,432 Hold on. Is that what this is about for you? 516 00:25:43,515 --> 00:25:46,101 Credit and ego? I didn't realize it was that important to you. 517 00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:49,479 I guess I should've seen it coming, given the games you played to get here. 518 00:25:49,563 --> 00:25:52,232 I've learned those filthy games from a master: you. 519 00:25:52,774 --> 00:25:55,360 I've also learned how to match you, Blake, so, watch out. 520 00:25:55,444 --> 00:25:57,446 As far as ego, it's hard to tell whose is bigger: 521 00:25:57,529 --> 00:25:58,530 yours or your daughter's. 522 00:25:58,613 --> 00:26:00,907 - Don't make this personal, Michael. - It already is. 523 00:26:00,991 --> 00:26:03,577 I've dealt with the two of you using me for years. 524 00:26:04,244 --> 00:26:06,496 My days as a Carrington pawn are over. 525 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:07,497 So, what? 526 00:26:09,207 --> 00:26:10,834 - You're done with the team? - No. 527 00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:13,045 But I am done with Fallon. 528 00:26:13,503 --> 00:26:15,964 And I'm done with you treating me like I'm still your driver. 529 00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:18,759 I think you're blowing this out of proportion. It's just business. 530 00:26:18,842 --> 00:26:19,676 Exactly. 531 00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:23,055 And this is my opportunity to make something of myself. 532 00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,933 And I'm not letting you get in the way. So, if you want my expertise, 533 00:26:27,017 --> 00:26:29,227 you're gonna need to accept that we're partners. 534 00:26:32,064 --> 00:26:33,565 [chattering] 535 00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:34,941 - That's right. - I know. 536 00:26:36,276 --> 00:26:37,235 Easy. 537 00:26:38,528 --> 00:26:40,947 Hey, welcome to the launch of Fallon Unlimited. 538 00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:43,116 Yeah, you really went all out here. 539 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,036 So, what was the thinking behind game night? 540 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,121 Is this related to your new company, in some way? 541 00:26:48,205 --> 00:26:52,501 Well, once I reveal my concept to you and introduce you to my business partner, 542 00:26:52,584 --> 00:26:53,877 I think it'll all come together. 543 00:26:54,544 --> 00:26:56,838 Let's get you a drink. Or several. [chuckles] 544 00:26:56,922 --> 00:26:59,049 Thank you so much for inviting me, Sam. 545 00:26:59,132 --> 00:27:01,718 This gives me a chance to fund-raise for my charity, 546 00:27:01,802 --> 00:27:03,428 Lady Monk's Mindful Giving, 547 00:27:03,512 --> 00:27:06,348 and to spread my ideas to the uninitiated. 548 00:27:06,431 --> 00:27:10,602 I think the tunics might be a little too biblical for this crowd. 549 00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:14,481 Let's focus on finding people who are like-minded and open-minded. 550 00:27:15,148 --> 00:27:17,359 Like her. Isn't that your sister-in-law? 551 00:27:18,110 --> 00:27:20,278 Yeah, but that is not a mind you wanna open. 552 00:27:20,695 --> 00:27:21,530 Trust me. 553 00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:24,491 Why don't we try something new and split up? 554 00:27:24,574 --> 00:27:26,576 Double our reach, double our teach. 555 00:27:27,577 --> 00:27:28,412 All right. 556 00:27:28,954 --> 00:27:31,248 Well, I won't let you down. 557 00:27:44,719 --> 00:27:47,097 [cell phone ringing] 558 00:27:51,393 --> 00:27:52,477 Carrington residence. 559 00:27:54,312 --> 00:27:56,648 No, I'm not interested in a new cable company. 560 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,483 [ringing] 561 00:27:59,317 --> 00:28:00,402 Carrington residence. 562 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,074 Oh, I believe we're already given quite generously. 563 00:28:07,576 --> 00:28:09,369 [ringing] 564 00:28:12,914 --> 00:28:13,999 Carrington residence. 565 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,585 This is Pacific North Bio Lab in Seattle. 566 00:28:16,668 --> 00:28:18,420 I'm calling for Cristal Jennings. 567 00:28:19,212 --> 00:28:20,088 Please hold. 568 00:28:24,259 --> 00:28:26,344 Well, hello there. This is Cristal. 569 00:28:26,845 --> 00:28:28,972 Yes. Mrs. Jennings, we wanted to let you know 570 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,349 that you need to resubmit your paternity test. 571 00:28:31,433 --> 00:28:33,810 Unfortunately, the sample was contaminated. 572 00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:35,770 Oh! How awful. 573 00:28:36,396 --> 00:28:40,358 Well, I'm feeling a little nauseous at the moment. 574 00:28:40,442 --> 00:28:42,569 You know, it's my first trimester. 575 00:28:43,111 --> 00:28:46,948 Well, would y'all mind if I just transferred you to my husband? 576 00:28:47,824 --> 00:28:50,076 Well, my fiancé. He's almost my husband. 577 00:28:50,577 --> 00:28:52,162 All right. One moment, please. 578 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:04,966 The new maid accidentally handed me the phone, 579 00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:05,926 but it's for Cristal. 580 00:29:06,885 --> 00:29:09,262 Something about tests for the baby? 581 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:17,938 This is Blake. 582 00:29:18,355 --> 00:29:20,273 What do you mean, another sample? For what? 583 00:29:21,817 --> 00:29:24,319 A paternity test? I'm the father. Why would she...? 584 00:29:31,409 --> 00:29:32,369 Son of a bitch. 585 00:29:38,475 --> 00:29:40,560 [chattering] 586 00:29:41,144 --> 00:29:44,147 It's sort of a hybrid tech-analog idea. 587 00:29:44,231 --> 00:29:46,149 My favorite kind. Are you looking for funding? 588 00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:49,986 It does involve a version of S and M using 4-D technology. 589 00:29:50,070 --> 00:29:51,738 Because I don't have any funding. 590 00:29:52,239 --> 00:29:55,242 - Is he your partner? - Him? [laughs] No. 591 00:29:55,325 --> 00:29:56,952 I've been here for over an hour, 592 00:29:57,035 --> 00:29:59,704 and you still haven't told me the groundbreaking idea 593 00:29:59,788 --> 00:30:02,833 that's gonna relaunch Fallon Carrington to the world. 594 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:05,794 - Unless there isn't one. - Oh, there is one. 595 00:30:05,877 --> 00:30:08,088 Why else would I go through all this trouble? 596 00:30:09,881 --> 00:30:12,175 Oh, let me introduce you to Monica. 597 00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:14,511 She is the club owner. We've been friends since we were kids. 598 00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:18,265 Monica Colby, this is Kenneth Desai, the reporter I was telling you about. 599 00:30:18,348 --> 00:30:19,307 You throw a great party. 600 00:30:19,683 --> 00:30:21,852 Really, it's all Fallon. This is her launch. 601 00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:24,813 Wait till you hear about her company. It's gonna blow your mind. 602 00:30:24,896 --> 00:30:27,649 - It's really a... - Go back to work now, Monica. Okay. 603 00:30:27,732 --> 00:30:30,861 You know, Monica and I started a record label together. 604 00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:33,155 - Who are your artists? - Uh... 605 00:30:33,238 --> 00:30:35,615 - Fallon. - Can I help you? 606 00:30:35,699 --> 00:30:38,952 Can you help me? A little in-joke between us girls. 607 00:30:39,035 --> 00:30:42,372 Lady Monk, mindfulness specialist with a million Insta followers. 608 00:30:42,831 --> 00:30:44,958 Fallon and I are collabing. Partners. 609 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:48,211 - And you are? - Kenneth Desai, Contemporary Metro. 610 00:30:48,295 --> 00:30:52,048 Excuse me, but Kenneth is interviewing me, Lady Granola. 611 00:30:52,132 --> 00:30:53,175 - Come on. - Hold on. 612 00:30:54,176 --> 00:30:56,303 I'm glad to finally meet Fallon's partner. 613 00:30:56,595 --> 00:30:59,681 I've been dying to hear all about this brilliant new company idea. 614 00:31:00,682 --> 00:31:04,144 So, you threw everything away and now you're, what, hunting and gathering? 615 00:31:04,227 --> 00:31:05,312 No more gathering. 616 00:31:05,854 --> 00:31:07,981 Just hunting for inner peace. 617 00:31:08,064 --> 00:31:09,691 This has been a real trip, 618 00:31:09,774 --> 00:31:12,819 but I just contributed to Steven's foundation at the gala. 619 00:31:13,069 --> 00:31:14,988 My checkbook is all worn out. 620 00:31:15,947 --> 00:31:16,781 Sorry. 621 00:31:17,199 --> 00:31:18,366 Namaste. 622 00:31:29,044 --> 00:31:32,005 Are you gonna join me in bed, or just stare like a stalker? 623 00:31:32,631 --> 00:31:34,257 You just looked so serene. 624 00:31:34,799 --> 00:31:36,551 Just so serene. 625 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,722 For someone who doesn't know whose baby they're carrying. 626 00:31:41,806 --> 00:31:43,558 - How did you...? - The lab called. 627 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:46,895 - About your paternity test. - My God. 628 00:31:46,978 --> 00:31:49,731 The results were contaminated and they needed another sample. 629 00:31:49,814 --> 00:31:51,399 - Blake. - Were you gonna tell me? 630 00:31:51,483 --> 00:31:53,902 Or were you gonna let me carry another man's baby like Alexis did? 631 00:31:53,985 --> 00:31:56,821 I was going to tell you if the baby wasn't yours. 632 00:31:56,905 --> 00:31:57,822 But I think... 633 00:31:59,449 --> 00:32:01,618 I feel in my heart it is yours. 634 00:32:02,035 --> 00:32:04,412 It happened before I thought you and I could ever be together. 635 00:32:04,496 --> 00:32:06,748 I went back to Arizona. I saw my ex... 636 00:32:06,831 --> 00:32:09,626 - Who the hell was that, huh, Cristal? - My ex-husband. 637 00:32:09,709 --> 00:32:10,710 Mark Jennings. 638 00:32:12,462 --> 00:32:13,797 We got married very young. 639 00:32:14,297 --> 00:32:17,175 My parents partially owned a soccer team. He was a player. 640 00:32:17,801 --> 00:32:20,470 But they had a falling-out when he refused to throw a game for them. 641 00:32:20,554 --> 00:32:24,516 They destroyed his career. They would stop at nothing to ruin him. 642 00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:27,477 It became too dangerous to be together. We had to end it. 643 00:32:27,561 --> 00:32:30,564 You had to? So, you still have feelings for him? 644 00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:33,316 No. It was a long time ago. 645 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,986 - Clearly not that long ago. - Blake, last time was a mistake. 646 00:32:36,069 --> 00:32:38,947 I came back here and I completely fell for you. 647 00:32:39,447 --> 00:32:42,284 You have to believe me. I love you. 648 00:32:44,327 --> 00:32:45,412 Please say something. 649 00:32:46,997 --> 00:32:47,831 Anything. 650 00:32:53,044 --> 00:32:56,339 This is fascinating. You were mentioning something about a book? 651 00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:03,430 You caught me. Lady Monk's brand is the company that I've been hinting about. 652 00:33:03,513 --> 00:33:05,682 And, yes, the book is gonna be huge. 653 00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,768 We have a multi-platform attack scheduled 654 00:33:08,852 --> 00:33:11,229 so that we can take it international, as well. 655 00:33:11,313 --> 00:33:13,189 We've been working on it for, what, months? 656 00:33:13,273 --> 00:33:15,734 We want to feature my philosophy and methods 657 00:33:15,817 --> 00:33:19,571 so that people can practice a mindful detachment at home. 658 00:33:19,863 --> 00:33:20,947 I'm also working on an app. 659 00:33:22,157 --> 00:33:26,578 "Fallon Carrington: from heiress to lifestyle savant." 660 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,625 It's really surprising and interesting. Not exactly the next logical step. 661 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,710 "Logic can take you from A to B. 662 00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:37,756 But the imagination can take you everywhere." Einstein. 663 00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:40,175 I'm curious about your initial investment in the project. 664 00:33:40,592 --> 00:33:43,303 - We haven't really... - Several million. With a back end. 665 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:47,641 We are still working out the details, but, you know, 666 00:33:48,099 --> 00:33:53,563 details are just the... grains of sand on the beach of life. 667 00:33:54,397 --> 00:33:57,067 This is definitely an unexpected turn for the article. 668 00:33:57,609 --> 00:33:59,778 I wanna run this new angle by my editor. 669 00:33:59,861 --> 00:34:01,279 - Give me a minute? - Yeah. 670 00:34:02,489 --> 00:34:06,076 I don't know who you are, but thank you very much for playing along. 671 00:34:06,326 --> 00:34:08,745 - We need to talk about this more. - There you are. 672 00:34:09,704 --> 00:34:14,793 I didn't have any luck trying to find new clients or fund-raising. Sorry. 673 00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:16,461 But I have an idea. 674 00:34:17,087 --> 00:34:19,381 I can give you money from the Steven Carrington Foundation 675 00:34:19,464 --> 00:34:21,299 so you can keep helping people. 676 00:34:21,883 --> 00:34:25,345 I'm sorry. Sam, we are discussing business, 677 00:34:25,428 --> 00:34:28,223 so, please take your toga party elsewhere. 678 00:34:28,306 --> 00:34:30,433 This is my guru. You can find your own. 679 00:34:30,517 --> 00:34:33,353 - First of all, mindfulness specialist. - Yeah. 680 00:34:33,687 --> 00:34:37,649 And secondly, I can accept both of your investments and donations. 681 00:34:37,732 --> 00:34:39,859 One Carrington's not enough? Trying to bag yourself a second? 682 00:34:39,943 --> 00:34:43,279 Kirby, you are making no sense. Please, this is no time for your crazy. 683 00:34:43,363 --> 00:34:44,447 Right. I'm sorry. 684 00:34:44,531 --> 00:34:46,908 - Lady Monk here is a con artist. - You're kidding. 685 00:34:46,991 --> 00:34:48,493 - What? - Jealousy is so ugly 686 00:34:48,576 --> 00:34:51,204 - on such a beautiful face. - I tracked your stuff to a warehouse. 687 00:34:51,287 --> 00:34:54,499 It's all boxed up and ready to be shipped to a consignment store. 688 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,376 This is what she does. 689 00:34:56,459 --> 00:34:58,461 She rips people off and has someone sell it online. 690 00:34:58,545 --> 00:34:59,379 It's all here. 691 00:34:59,462 --> 00:35:02,590 The proceeds from all of those sales are going to charities. 692 00:35:02,674 --> 00:35:04,426 UNICEF, the Red Cross, all of them. 693 00:35:04,718 --> 00:35:07,470 Right. I'm sure once my father finishes tracking your money trail, 694 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:11,141 we'll find that those proceeds go directly into your burlap pocket. 695 00:35:11,808 --> 00:35:12,642 Oh, my God. 696 00:35:12,726 --> 00:35:16,187 You convinced me to wear this ugly-ass outfit 697 00:35:16,271 --> 00:35:17,772 and to eat grass. 698 00:35:18,356 --> 00:35:22,152 - I was about to give you millions. - No, Sam. Steven would be so proud of... 699 00:35:22,235 --> 00:35:24,612 - Don't you dare bring him up. - This is how she gets people. 700 00:35:24,696 --> 00:35:27,991 When they're at their most vulnerable, which is clearly you two. 701 00:35:28,074 --> 00:35:30,577 I mean, you miss your husband. 702 00:35:31,536 --> 00:35:33,538 And you have barely left your room 703 00:35:33,621 --> 00:35:38,209 ever since Liam rejected you like a sad, moldy loaf of bread. 704 00:35:38,293 --> 00:35:40,712 Well, that was a little harsh. But true. 705 00:35:40,795 --> 00:35:43,339 Look, I just met this crackpot five minutes ago. 706 00:35:44,215 --> 00:35:47,343 I was so insecure that it was easier to let you convince me 707 00:35:47,427 --> 00:35:49,679 that I was the problem, but I'm not. 708 00:35:49,763 --> 00:35:52,265 I mean, sure, I should be less materialistic, 709 00:35:52,348 --> 00:35:53,892 but I'm amazing, 710 00:35:54,642 --> 00:35:58,104 even if I'm work in progress, and Steven will realize that or not. 711 00:35:58,188 --> 00:36:00,565 You even made me question my fashion sense. 712 00:36:00,648 --> 00:36:04,194 Security. Please get this pathetic Insta grifter out of here. 713 00:36:04,277 --> 00:36:06,279 You're calling me pathetic? Look around. 714 00:36:06,362 --> 00:36:09,324 You faked an entire party to impress one reporter? 715 00:36:10,366 --> 00:36:11,534 Takes a fraud to know a fraud. 716 00:36:11,618 --> 00:36:13,787 You're the biggest one of them all, Fallon Carrington. 717 00:36:13,870 --> 00:36:14,704 You're done. 718 00:36:16,164 --> 00:36:18,833 Like I said, I do love a good party. 719 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,294 And I think I have everything I need. 720 00:36:22,045 --> 00:36:25,173 Keep an eye out for the article. It's gonna be a doozy. 721 00:36:34,373 --> 00:36:39,336 - I just wanted to come by to... - Just let me say what needs to be said. 722 00:36:40,963 --> 00:36:42,339 I'm sorry I doubted you, Kirby. 723 00:36:42,673 --> 00:36:47,552 I was just drowning in self-doubt and grasping at figurative straws when... 724 00:36:48,804 --> 00:36:52,975 Well, when the real emotional lifeline I needed was here next to me... 725 00:36:54,142 --> 00:36:55,060 the whole time. 726 00:36:56,687 --> 00:36:57,688 You're the lifeline. 727 00:36:59,523 --> 00:37:01,191 No one's ever said that about me. 728 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:05,487 I've always been the albatross or dead weight. 729 00:37:05,988 --> 00:37:06,863 Or crazy Kirby. 730 00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:10,242 But before I get weird and weepy, have you checked your Instagram today? 731 00:37:10,617 --> 00:37:14,579 No. And the next time I check it will be the last time I check it. 732 00:37:14,997 --> 00:37:16,790 - I'm deleting my account. - You shouldn't. 733 00:37:17,082 --> 00:37:18,917 Your Instagram is on fire. 734 00:37:20,377 --> 00:37:22,963 Oh, my God. How did this happen? 735 00:37:23,422 --> 00:37:24,464 When I got to the club, 736 00:37:24,548 --> 00:37:26,925 I put my phone on the bar to record Lady Shady's takedown. 737 00:37:27,384 --> 00:37:28,927 I wanted to expose her. 738 00:37:29,011 --> 00:37:32,431 But then you started exposing yourself in a way that felt... 739 00:37:33,849 --> 00:37:35,851 more important and way cooler. 740 00:37:36,810 --> 00:37:37,811 So, I posted it. 741 00:37:38,270 --> 00:37:40,522 Now your hashtag-"love thyself" message is viral. 742 00:37:40,731 --> 00:37:41,648 Or I look insane. 743 00:37:41,732 --> 00:37:45,152 A hundred thousand views and 50,000 new followers beg to differ. 744 00:37:46,403 --> 00:37:47,571 [knocking] 745 00:37:48,113 --> 00:37:50,657 - Permission to disturb? - Thank you for knocking. 746 00:37:50,741 --> 00:37:54,494 Well, I know last night was a roller coaster. 747 00:37:54,578 --> 00:37:56,621 More like a bungee jump without a bungee. 748 00:37:56,705 --> 00:37:59,458 That's kind of an ominous visual. Are you okay? 749 00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:03,420 If there's one thing I know for sure, it is that I am not okay. 750 00:38:03,795 --> 00:38:08,341 You know, I spent a week in bed because of a guy, which is pathetic. 751 00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:10,719 My business judgment is so off 752 00:38:10,802 --> 00:38:14,097 that I actually tried to make a deal with a woman who was clearly a fraud... 753 00:38:14,181 --> 00:38:15,515 Hey, I fell for her too. 754 00:38:15,974 --> 00:38:17,726 - Yeah, that doesn't really help me. - Same. 755 00:38:17,809 --> 00:38:20,979 I've been talking about doing all these things and haven't done any of them. 756 00:38:21,063 --> 00:38:24,066 Now there's gonna be this article telling the world what a mess I am. 757 00:38:24,357 --> 00:38:26,610 So... things are good. 758 00:38:28,570 --> 00:38:30,197 - How are you? - Well, crazily, 759 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,492 my accidental self-love mantra is trending. 760 00:38:34,451 --> 00:38:38,955 I never knew I could help other people just by telling it like it is. 761 00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:41,416 - You're gonna be an influencer now? - I think I have to. 762 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:46,171 I have 421,489 followers. 763 00:38:46,254 --> 00:38:48,298 And three sponsors have already sent me tunics. 764 00:38:48,381 --> 00:38:50,383 - I would run from those. - Never again. 765 00:38:51,551 --> 00:38:54,137 Well, glad to see you've got it all figured out. 766 00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:58,934 And to focus on the positive, I am going to start posting daily affirmations. 767 00:38:59,017 --> 00:39:01,478 And I want the first one to be just for you. 768 00:39:02,229 --> 00:39:05,899 You may be in a dark place right now, but the light will come. 769 00:39:07,234 --> 00:39:08,360 You just need to find it. 770 00:39:14,783 --> 00:39:16,701 - Dad? - There she is. 771 00:39:17,452 --> 00:39:20,539 Knew you'd be back on top, back in fighting shape in no time. 772 00:39:21,164 --> 00:39:22,040 Actually, I'm not. 773 00:39:22,582 --> 00:39:25,752 I am not on top, and I am definitely not in good shape. 774 00:39:26,837 --> 00:39:28,255 Everyone was right about me. 775 00:39:32,175 --> 00:39:33,385 I need your help, Daddy. 776 00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:39,516 - Blake, I... - Before you say anything, 777 00:39:40,058 --> 00:39:42,686 I just wanna tell you I'm sorry I stormed out before. 778 00:39:42,769 --> 00:39:44,312 - I needed space. - I understand. 779 00:39:44,396 --> 00:39:46,398 I thought I could wrap my head around the possibility 780 00:39:46,481 --> 00:39:47,607 that baby might not be mine. 781 00:39:49,776 --> 00:39:50,610 But... 782 00:39:53,363 --> 00:39:56,491 I saw the pain Steven felt about his confused parentage. 783 00:39:59,661 --> 00:40:01,621 On top of that, you kept this a secret. 784 00:40:04,207 --> 00:40:05,709 And how can I believe you now? 785 00:40:06,585 --> 00:40:09,796 - You say that Mark is out of your life... - I'm telling the truth. 786 00:40:10,922 --> 00:40:13,592 There is no Mark Jennings in my heart. 787 00:40:15,635 --> 00:40:18,722 But I can only say it so many times in so many ways. 788 00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:31,401 I found out that some guy named Mark Jennings 789 00:40:31,484 --> 00:40:32,694 could be the baby daddy. 790 00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:35,405 - I'm guessing it's her ex-husband. - There's more. 791 00:40:35,488 --> 00:40:38,700 It wasn't easy, but I've got friends in all places. 792 00:40:38,783 --> 00:40:40,869 I talked to my buddy who knows the barber 793 00:40:40,952 --> 00:40:44,372 who cuts the hair of a chef that works at the mayor's favorite restaurant, 794 00:40:44,456 --> 00:40:45,415 and he told me... 795 00:40:45,498 --> 00:40:46,666 Can you get to the point? 796 00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:49,920 You really know how to suck the fun out of big reveals. 797 00:40:52,881 --> 00:40:54,090 Mark Jennings' last contact. 798 00:40:58,678 --> 00:40:59,512 Please leave. 799 00:41:13,485 --> 00:41:15,654 [keypad beeping] 800 00:41:20,075 --> 00:41:21,826 Hello. Is this Mark? 801 00:41:22,619 --> 00:41:25,622 [Blake] I was thinking about what you said yesterday, and I agree. 802 00:41:26,539 --> 00:41:29,584 Partners should work together and respect one another. 803 00:41:29,668 --> 00:41:32,379 - I'm glad to hear you say that. - But let me remind you, 804 00:41:32,462 --> 00:41:35,215 you had one good move that got you this job, 805 00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:39,094 so, I figure I owe you one of my own before we get back to even again. 806 00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:41,471 - What are you talking about? - You're in the big leagues now. 807 00:41:44,432 --> 00:41:45,850 - Oh, hell, no. - Oh, hell, no. 808 00:41:52,983 --> 00:41:54,985 [closing theme playing] 809 00:42:16,202 --> 00:42:18,578 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com