- Previously on "The Bold Type"...
- How unhappy are you with our marriage?
- I think about as unhappy as you.
- Miles. I miss it, the passion and the spark.
- I didn't think you read my stuff.
- Your piece on whether or not you're a bad feminist
for taking back your cheating boyfriend,
that was--well, that was you, right, Ryan?
- I don't trust him.
- You gotta give me credit.
- Conversion therapy is still legal in 32 states.
- We can't use Travis' image.
- We need to jujutsu this. - This is amazing.
- So you'll run it by legal again?
- I will. - So what's the problem now?
- We're gonna get to the bottom of it.
You're gonna style Alice Knight.
- You're an assistant? - Please let me explain.
- You wasted my time.
- Oliver, please say something.
- You're willing to move across the country to be with me.
- I wanna start our new life together now.
- How about this weekend? - That works for me.
- Let's get married.
[both laugh]
- Kat, Jane, I know it's early.
I gotta tell you guys something,
and it's not gonna be easy,
you know, because I love you.
Richard and I are getting married this weekend,
and we're moving to San Francisco. [sighs]
- Oh, God, they're speechless.
- [sighs]
- How am I gonna tell them that I'm leaving?
They're my family. - Kat and Jane will understand,
because family always does.
- It's gonna be a long day. I have to tell the girls
and ask Oliver, even though he's still mad at me.
But you know what would start it off right?
- I think I do. - Mm.
[upbeat music]
Ah.
♪
- ♪ I've been feeling young
♪ I'm around, living for today ♪
♪ Laughing 'cause it's fun
- Uh--
Perverts.
Ah. - Whoa. Harsh.
♪
- ♪ Never been better never been better ♪
- You were tossing and turning last night,
so I thought you could use a little of this.
- Oh, thank you. Um, yeah, I didn't really sleep well.
I had a weird dream.
- A weird dream? What about?
- I've had it before. It's--well, you're in it,
and you're standing by my bedroom door.
[exhales]
- Take your time. You can leave when you're ready.
What?
- [chuckles] Nothing.
It's--I'm probably just stressed about my surgery,
and I have to finish filling out these forms, so--
- Yeah, that's a lot of paperwork.
Do you know your insurance group number by heart?
- 76609879. - Wow.
- What, you don't know yours? - No. Nobody does.
- Well, I mean, if you don't know yours,
then I can't really put you here.
- Ah, emergency contact? Yeah, put me there.
- Really? - I wanna be
your emergency contact, okay?
- Okay. [chuckles]
- You know how much I love you, right?
- RJ, hi, I'm glad I found you.
Adena El-Amin's piece on conversion therapy,
I was told we couldn't publish it
because we were concerned that the parents might sue.
- That's why we have legal.
- Right, but it shouldn't be a legal issue
because Travis isn't identifiable.
- Are you a lawyer, Kat? - No.
- Well, go to law school, pass the bar,
and then I'll be happy to resume this conversation.
- Right, but I don't need to go to law school to know
that the sanctioned torture of children is a moral issue,
and I don't understand why-- - Legal said no, Kat.
I know that's not a word you hear often,
but it's a word that's not gonna change.
- Ah-- - Grow up. Move on.
- Sir, Donovan is ready for the financial rundown.
[somber music]
♪
- Hi, Andrew.
Beautiful day, isn't it? - Yeah, you know what,
now that you mentioned it,
the AC is at, like, a delightful 72 degrees.
- Hm. - What's going on?
You seem weird.
- Promise me that you're not gonna stop doing drag.
You're really good at it.
- Thank you.
Did Richard leave you?
Did you have a near death experience?
[gasps] You're moving.
- Ah-- [scoffs]
- [laughs] That's it. - [laughs]
- Okay, sure, whatever.
But those two are gonna be devastated.
[chatter]
- I know it's crazy, but I miss you already.
- You just saw me two days ago.
- Let's fix that.
I have an idea I think you're gonna love.
- Really? I'm intrigued. Well-- - Jacqueline,
I have HR on the phone. They're kind of--oh.
- What do you have in mind?
- How about two tickets to a Bonnie Raitt show?
Tonight, second row, center.
- Bonnie Raitt? Do you remember "Nick of Time?"
- What I remember is that
it was the only CD I had in my Jeep
and you singing it all summer long.
That's why I thought you might like it.
- Aww. [laughs]
Well, um...
I will get a sitter then. - Excellent.
Bye.
- See you then.
- So first, RJ acted like he couldn't care less, right,
and then I pushed him on it,
and he got real spicy, and he snapped.
- It must be really difficult to be a dinosaur,
unless of course you're smoking cigars with other dinosaurs.
- Like these guys.
Hey, do you think maybe one of the dinosaurs
in this collage knows the dinosaurs upstairs?
- You think one of the board members supports these guys?
- It's possible. Stranger things have happened.
- Hm. - [phone buzzing]
Oh.
[gasps] - [gasps] What?
- Do you remember my 30 Under 30 interview?
- Yeah, where you told the lady you wanted to dance
and eat ice cream.
- It worked.
I'm a 30 Under 30 writer to watch.
- Ohh! - Ahh!
- What? Jane. - Yes, they said,
"Your complete honesty was a tonic in our interview
and confirmed our suspicions.
When true to itself, yours is a special voice.
I'm a tonic. I am a Jane and tonic.
Sutton, guess what? - Uh, no. Jane, hold on.
Look at her face. She doesn't care.
- Oh. - No, I care,
but I do have to talk to you about something.
Can we go to the fashion closet?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, take a seat.
[sighs, clears throat]
Okay, so it's kind of big. - That's what she said.
- [laughs] - Yes.
- Sorry, we're-- - Sorry.
- Richard and I have been talking a lot
about the wedding, and we decided
that we don't want to wait anymore, so...
we're gonna get married this weekend at a bar downtown.
- Excuse me? - It's gonna be very simple.
- I love simple. - No bridesmaids.
- [gasps] - Jane, exhale.
It's gonna be okay. - It is,
because both of you are my maid of honor.
- [both gasp] - Oh, thank God.
- [laughs]
- Sutton, um...
I need an inventory verification
on the Fenty delivery.
- Yeah, I'm on it.
Oliver, before you leave, I just wanted to--
- Red, stop.
We're good.
- Okay. Well, I'm really glad to hear that, um,
because Richard and I have decided to move
the wedding up to Saturday,
and we were wondering if you would marry us.
[gasping] - Oh, my God.
- Uh--excuse me? - I mean,
you're the closest thing to a spiritual leader
that I have,
and without you, Richard and I wouldn't even be together.
- That's true. - And on my wedding day,
there is no one I'd rather get wisdom from than you.
So you don't have to get ordained or anything.
- Oh, Red, yes, of course I would.
- Yeah? - Yes.
Oh.
Oh, I could also walk you down the aisle,
but would both be too much?
Yeah, that would be too much, unless you really want me to.
- Yeah, too much. - [laughs]
- This is so exciting.
- Yeah. - It is.
It's so exciting, and while I have everybody here,
there's something else that we really need to talk about.
- Mm-hmm, - Yeah, there is
something else, and I know what it is.
- You do? - Bachelorette party.
- Hell yes! - Tonight.
- Yep, I'ma pass on that, but you all have fun.
But not too much. I need you at work the next day.
- We got her. - So, um, actually--
- Okay, so what are we gonna do?
- Ooh, steak dinner and cigars?
- Strip club. - Wine tasting.
- Escape room? - Hey, guys, no.
- Booze cruise. - Hey, over here!
- The circle one? - I know.
- I really appreciate the effort, but I--
- No. The only butts that we're having are strippers.
- Mm-hmm. - Sutton,
you're getting married Saturday, but tonight?
Tonight is our night. - Mm!
- Let's light this candle. - Yeah! Bachelorette party.
- Wow. - Oh, yeah. We're gonna do it.
- We don't need to hire strippers.
We're gonna be the strippers. - Yeah, we're gonna be them,
but I think maybe we should hire a few.
- No, we should, definitely.
- [exhales] Oh, man.
♪
- Ooh, here's one, an artisanal sandwich-making class.
Sutton met Richard stealing a sandwich.
She keeps them in her purse.
- That's good. - Oh, damn it.
It's sold out for the next three months.
- No. - God, Millennials
are so embarrassing.
I'm signing us up.
- Okay, how much do you two love me?
- Is this a trick question? - Okay, well, then maybe
I won't show you the amazing video of Jacqueline
dancing to "Push it." Hmm? - [gasping]
- I love you, Andrew. - Jane?
- Kat loves you, Andrew.
- Whatever, just watch it.
- Whoo!
[both gasp] - Ahh. Look at her.
- Oh, my God, she looks so good.
- Where was this? - Oh, the fringe and the spin.
- This is incredible. - How did you get this?
- I asked Jacqueline to send it to me
because I'm looking for inspiration for my show,
so I wanted to do the routine.
Wanna see? - Okay.
Jacket. Yes, work.
- [mumbling to self] - Thank you.
- And then, bum. - [gasps]
Wait, hold on. I know what we're doing tonight.
- Well, I think that is a fantastic idea, Jane.
However, I think that the company town car
is just a little tight.
What would you say to a fully-stocked limo?
- [chuckles] Seriously?
- Yeah. I mean, our company car service
has a limo sitting in a garage somewhere
just waiting for a special event.
I think getting married qualifies.
- Yeah. - You will definitely want
Larry to drive you.
He is the best.
- Great. - Why don't you use tonight
as fodder for a new take on bachelorette parties--
why we still do them and who they're for?
- I like that. - Yeah, have fun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
- Okay, thank you. - Bye.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Won't stop till I get it
♪
♪ Can't stop me now won't slow me down ♪
♪ Won't stop till I get it
- Why am I wearing this?
- Don't make us put the blindfold on you early.
- So who are you texting, the girl you went on
a Tinder date with last night or Cody?
- Uh, neither. I am texting Adena.
We're seeing if there's a connection
between one of the politicians in the collage
and one of the folks in the boardroom.
- Okay, but it's time to forget our problems.
Tonight I plan on being fun
and doing gross things that I wouldn't normally do.
- I like the sound of that.
[upbeat music]
- [gasps]
♪
- Really?
- She didn't even look.
♪
- [sighs]
- Forgot my wallet. - Ah, Sutton!
- Alice Knight's agent just called.
I have a beauty editor job to fill.
I thought it was gonna be Alice Knight,
and now the agent is telling me that
Alice wants nothing to do with us.
What happened?
- [sighs] Things went sideways. I should have never asked Alice
to be a part of the cultural appreciation shoot.
It was a risk I didn't need to take.
It was my fault.
- The board is pushing for more digital influence,
and I promised them Alice Knight
and her 2 million followers,
so I need you to find me an equal or better replacement.
I'm going out. I need you to fix this.
- ♪ Cinderelly bad-- wanna go ♪
♪ Glass slippers at the door
♪ Back bending on all fours
♪ Cinderelly
- Um, hey, Sutton, um,
since you got two maids of honor,
I'm wondering who's gonna be doing the speech.
- [scoffs] Me, obviously. - Excuse me?
- I'm the writer. - Uh--
and I am an excellent public speaker.
- Okay, this is true.
However, I will say that my vagenda speech
really got people on their feet.
- Sutton? - What do you think?
- Uhh--
Whatever Jane said. - What?
- Ha ha! - Does that mean I get
to make the playlist? - Mm.
Sutton? - Yeah, that sounds perfect.
- She's not really listening, so--
- No.
Hey, Sutton, I would just like to make a request
that any leftover liquor be sent our way.
- Mm. - Yeah.
- And I would also like to marry Richard.
- Okay.
- Wow, that was easier than I thought it would be.
♪
- ♪ Cinderelly
[doorbell dings]
- Annie, hi.
The boys are just finishing their homework,
and it's perfect timing because I was just about to leave.
Ian.
[sighs]
What--what are you doing here?
- I wanted to see the boys and you.
I should've called. I'm sorry. It looks like you have plans.
- Yeah. - Dad, is that you?
- [laughs] Oh. - Connor, Dad's home!
- Ohh! - Oh. Oh, how are you?
- I do have plans,
but there is dinner in the oven that's almost done,
so if you guys want to eat together,
I could--I could call and I could cancel Annie.
- Yeah, let's do that. - Are you staying, too, Mom?
- I'm not. I have this meeting, and, you know,
it's just a little too late to cancel.
So sorry. [sighs]
- Boys, I'm gonna tell you all about my trip. Come on.
♪
- ♪ I won't be long
♪ Till the summer days
- Okay, what am I hearing right now? I'm freaking out.
Oh, my God. - Hey. [laughs]
- What is this?
[upbeat music]
♪
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
Is this a bachelorette dance battle?
- We get to learn a routine and then crush the competition.
- We're gonna crush 'em! - Oh, my God, you guys,
you know how I feel about competitive dance.
I get too into it! - Yeah!
- It's gonna be so fun.
♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah, good job, ladies.
- That was really good. - Okay, let's try it again.
- Oh, are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm fine.
- No, we can't cry yet. - No, I am not crying.
- No, no, no. - Shut up.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hi. - Come on up to the front.
Oh, phones and purses in the cubbies by the door.
- Got it. - Oh, great.
[somber music]
♪
[upbeat music]
- From the turn.
Okay, five, six, seven, eight.
[laughter]
Well, you gotta start somewhere.
Yeah. [laughs]
- We'll get better. - Yeah.
- All right.
- Why do we start on five, six, seven, eight?
Shouldn't we start on one, two, three, four?
- Oh, bro, that is deep. - Right?
[phone chimes]
- Uh, excuse me. I'll be right back.
- Jane, I really need you to pop that hip, okay? Yeah.
- I keep forgetting that. - And, Kat--
- Yes? - Face on that turn.
- You're right. - Yes.
Show me that you really wanna win this.
- We're definitely gonna win. - Yeah, we're gonna win.
- Spam. I thought it was something important.
- What could be more important than us beating Long Island
in a dance battle? - Not a thing.
[phone chimes]
Do you guys hear a ding? I heard a ding.
- Hey, hey. - Whoa, both of you.
- What is going on with you? - Uh, nothing.
Everything is fine. - Oh, please don't lie
to us like that, especially not badly.
- We know you. What is it? - [sighs]
- When I went back for my wallet,
I heard Jacqueline reaming out Oliver.
Alice Knight was supposed to be
the new beauty editor for "Scarlet,"
and she turned it down 'cause of me.
- Oh, when she found out you were an assistant,
- Yes. - Right.
- And the worst part is that Oliver took the blame for it
and then forgave me and then agreed to marry me and Richard,
all after I royally screwed him over,
so I've been texting Alice to try to fix it,
but she's not responding. - Hm.
- Girl, tonight's your bachelorette party.
Live in the moment.
You know, future Sutton can deal with all that.
- Hard agree. We could fix it later.
- Yeah, future Sutton, wow.
That's--I see why you would assume that.
- Mm. - Um--
unfortunately, the course of events
which delivered me to my current predicament
are a series of factors which are out of my control,
and thus I really need Alice to respond in the immediate,
very much, now.
- Why are you talking like you're on "Downton Abbey"?
- I have to fix things with Alice tonight...
because after the wedding, I'm moving to San Francisco.
- What the-- - Five, six, seven, eight.
- [sighs] You're moving. - Across the country.
- I tried to tell you guys earlier,
but you were so excited about tonight.
- And you're just leaving.
- Listen, Richard and I made it long-distance, okay.
We can, too, and it's not like I'm leaving on Monday.
I still have to give my two weeks' notice.
- But we have reservations
to make artisanal sandwiches in, like, three months.
- Yeah, and, like, what about
your styling career and "Scarlet"?
You're just giving that up?
- Of course not. Ooh, this'll help.
Thank you so much. We'll take the tray.
Listen, I'm just pivoting.
There are plenty of styling jobs in San Francisco,
and I'm not a huge Instagram influencer.
- Yet. - I think that I can use
the following that I do have to break in there.
I hope you understand.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It's gonna be great.
- Now you see why I have to find Alice
and make it right, change her mind about
"Scarlet" before I leave? - Well, then you know what?
That's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna find Alice. - Mm-hmm.
- But you guys planned this amazing night for me.
- Don't worry about it. Tonight's about you.
- Yeah.
- Let's go on an adventure. - [chuckles]
- We got you.
- Um, ladies, are we here to win or to hold hands?
- Here's the thing. We have an emergency,
so we gotta go, but I would like it to be noted
that we could've beat those Long Island girls.
- Noted.
- Thank you so much for your time.
- Yeah, we had fun. - Thanks.
So how are we gonna do this?
- Alice is an influencer. - She is.
- So someone probably, like, tagged her somewhere
- Seems like a stretch.
- Uh--oh!
Hold the phone. She tagged herself.
Bolero Studios.
♪
Come on, guys. This is still a bachelorette party.
So, Sutton, how does it feel knowing you're gonna bone
the same dude for the rest of your life?
- Pretty good, considering I have a pole vault this high.
- Your pole vault.
- Like a spank bank but for women.
- Nice. - Additionally,
I have very vivid dreams of sleeping with strangers,
so it just kinda keeps things spicy.
- The only sex dreams I've been having are of Ryan in scrubs.
- Not again. - Yeah.
No, it happened again last night.
- Ugh. - It was the first time
since my mammogram,
but it was definitely the same dream
and definitely still not sexy.
- Did something happen with you guys?
- No, other than the fact that he lied to me.
- Lied to you? To us? How?
- Well, he knew my brother and Julie were separated,
and he didn't say anything.
- Oh. - Well, I mean,
that's not that bad, right?
- Well, it's not that bad,
but when you take into account the fact that he was able
to do it to my face, and I didn't know about it,
I just wonder what else I could be missing.
- Yeah. - But you know what, whatever.
Let's--it's just--
- To Sutton's pole vault. - Yay!
♪
- Hey, singing along is a sign of respect.
- I wasn't too loud?
- You were loud, but I thought you sounded better than Bonnie.
- Oh, God, I must've been so annoying,
- No, you have a great voice.
- You like it? - Yeah, beautiful.
- Ohh. [laughs]
- I can't ever imagine growing tired of you.
- Mm.
No, you say that now, but if you see me
on a deadline, it's--
- I remember. Gummy worms and red wine.
You don't like interruptions.
- Wow. All right, maybe you wouldn't get tired of me.
[laughs]
- Never.
♪
Let's go back to my place.
♪
- Okay, I got it. - Yeah.
- Screw, marry, kill: "Shark Tank" edition.
- Oh, obviously you marry Lori.
She's a genius inventor, domestic dream. Next, done.
- Brutally murder Mr. Wonderful.
Can you imagine the hell of sleeping with him?
- No, that's disgusting.
- Oh, my God.
- What? - Hmm?
- Adena just sent me this photo of Alabama State Senator
Clayton Jackson.
He supports conversion therapy.
- Is that RJ? - Yeah.
I had a feeling that maybe one of the board members
might support him, but RJ Safford?
- That's crazy. - Hey, Larry, sorry.
We don't normally gossip about our bosses like this.
- I've heard worse. People forget I'm here
all the time.
You guys just enjoy yourselves.
- Oh, thank you. - Tell us some stuff, Lar-mo.
- Mary, RJ's assistant. - Mm-hmm?
- She was with us in the lobby this morning
and basically invisible to him,
so maybe she knows something, but I can't just call her.
- Why not? Do it.
- Her cell is in her email signature.
- Do it.
- Oh, it's going to voicemail. Should I bail?
- No. - No, leave one.
- Hey, Mary, hi.
It's Kat Edison, head of social media at "Scarlet" magazine.
I was with RJ this morning in the lobby.
Sorry I didn't introduce myself,
even though I know we've met before.
If it's at all possible, I would be so appreciative
if you gave me a call back.
Thank you so much.
- Started strong and confident.
Dwindled a little bit towards the end.
- This is why I don't leave voicemails,
because you can't take it back.
[chatter]
- Wait, Alice is here? Look at all those people.
It's a whole thing.
- And there are security guards.
How are we gonna get in?
- I'm not taking off my clothes.
That was one night only in Piscataway.
- Damn it. - Hmm.
Actually, we might not need you to.
I think I might have an idea.
Hey, Larry, we're gonna need your help on this one.
Jane, drape it.
All right, Janey Boogey, act important.
- With a coat on my head? - Yes.
All right, hold on one second. Make room, people. Let's go.
- [sighs] - All right, no pictures.
Thank you. Hi. It's me
and my client and her assistant.
Sorry we're late. - Let's go.
- Thank you. No, go ahead.
- Still an assistant. Couldn't even get
a promotion on my bachelorette night.
- Mm-hmm. No eye contact.
[upbeat music]
♪
- [gasps] Check out those dancers.
♪
We could kick their butts.
- Uh, maybe not.
- [gasps] I think I found my bachelorette party angle.
♪
[gasps, claps]
- Hey, quit it. - Sorry.
- Um, do you guys see Alice? - I do not.
- Me either. - [phone buzzes]
- What do you think this is for?
- I don't know. - Hey, it's Mary.
She said she can talk now.
- Go. - Okay.
- I'm gonna go look at the hair and makeup trailer,
and, I don't know, blend in.
- I blend in.
I'm just gonna go interview one of the dancers.
- Okay, great.
- [humming]
[chatter]
- Oh, sorry.
- You guys were amazing. - Thanks.
- How long have you been dancing?
- Oh, I danced before I walked, and I knew I wanted
to be a prima ballerina before I could talk.
- That's so cute. Do you still do ballet?
- No, not anymore.
- Oh. Why not? - I didn't have the feet,
and foolishly, it took me a long time to admit that.
- Uh, sorry, what do you mean?
- You know, it's not easy
to accept that your dream isn't going to happen,
but at some point you have to be honest, right,
and eventually, you land someplace great, like here.
- Yeah, I guess it is hard to give up on a dream.
- But lying to yourself is worse.
- [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, it is.
- I'm gonna get back. - Oh, yeah.
Go ahead. Nice to meet you.
- You too.
- Oh, hey.
Do you know where Alice Knight is? Makeup artist.
I'm asking for my boss. You know how it is.
- Yeah. I think she's in Rihanna's trailer.
- Alice is doing Rihanna's makeup?
- I'm sorry, who are you again? - Oh, I'm, uh--
- Sutton? What the hell are you doing here?
- Hi, um, can you just give me one second to explain?
- Security!
- Thank you for getting back to me so quickly, Mary.
I really appreciate it.
- Sure. What do you want?
- I know that this might sound kind of weird,
but do you know Clayton Jackson, the senator?
- Is this about that woman's art?
I heard what you said this morning.
- Senator Jackson supports conversion therapy,
and I think there's a chance that RJ might support him,
and if he does, then I need to know.
- You need to know? RJ is my boss, Kat.
- I know. He's my boss, too,
but that woman isn't just a "Scarlet" photographer.
She's also a really good friend,
and she's been through this,
and she made it out okay, but some kids aren't so lucky.
We have the power to shine a light on this stuff,
and Adena's art can help us do that in a really beautiful way,
and if RJ is supporting this kind of cruelty,
then someone needs to do something about it.
- Kat! Kat! - 'Cause it goes against--
- Sutton needs our help.
- Uh, hold on one second, Mary. What?
- I'm actually not a stalker.
I know that doesn't totally line up with
what's happening right now, but it's true.
- Hey, excuse me, sir. This is a nice lady.
- So, listen-- - Don't touch her.
- She's not a stalker 'cause stalkers don't apologize.
- That's true. Hey, listen, Alice.
I am so sorry about the other day. It was stupid.
I was eager and excited to style you, but I'm--
Wow. I'm actually here for Oliver, 'cause he's my friend
and my boss, and the fact
that I did something to make his life harder is killing me,
so please just hear me out.
So intimidating.
- It's okay. False alarm. - Thank you for your service.
Listen, I spent my entire
bachelorette party trying to find you,
so that I could make things right for Oliver.
That's how much he means to me, how much "Scarlet" means to me.
Please reconsider the job offer.
It's such a special place.
"Scarlet" is where I found my best friends.
- Is this really your bachelorette?
- Yes, and as insane as that sounds,
it's actually been pretty fun,
because these two are pretty wild.
[laughter]
- It was pretty ballsy of you breaking in here like this.
- We do stuff like this, like, frequently.
- No, we don't. - No.
- She doesn't mean that.
Listen, Alice, I've seen your work.
It's incredible, and I think that "Scarlet"
would be really lucky to have you,
but you'd also be really lucky to have "Scarlet,"
so you can hate me if you want to,
but please don't take it out on the magazine.
- Is this really your bachelorette?
- Yes! - Yes, it really is.
- And we had other plans, like, cool plans.
Like, we had this whole, like, dance battle choreography
thing, like, you know.
- Ready? Yeah, we were like-- - It was pretty sick.
- I don't know if you should do the dance.
- We did this thing, and it went like--
- Wow. - It was so cool.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Like some swans, you know?
- No, I don't.
Okay.
Okay. I'll call Jacqueline about the job offer.
- You will? - Yes, I will.
And since it's your bachelorette,
if you guys want to do whatever that was over there,
I think I can help you out.
- Seriously? - Really?
- Yeah. - Ooh.
- Hello, Kat? - Oh.
Oh. - Hello, Kat?
- Mary? - I'm still here.
- Oh. So sorry.
- Clearly, your friends mean a lot to you
and so does "Scarlet."
The magazine means a lot to me too.
I think I can help you.
- Oh, my God. That would be amazing.
- Call me tomorrow. - I will.
Thank you so much.
- I mean, are we doing this? Because Rihanna's gonna be
out in ten minutes. all: Yes!
- Oh, okay. Let's go. - My girl Ri-Ri is here?
[upbeat music]
- [chatter] - [clapping, laughter]
♪
- ♪ I just wanna drink you up ♪
♪ Pour you in a silver cup
♪ You know I like to party
♪ But you know I love your body ♪
♪ So many things I shouldn't do ♪
♪ I hate myself for hurting you ♪
♪ Honestly, I'm reckless
♪ I'm sorry if I'm selfish
♪ Every time you get too close ♪
♪ I wanna run away
♪ And every time you say the words ♪
♪ I don't know what to say
♪ Back, back to the beginning ♪
♪ Really wish that I could change ♪
♪ I do, I do, I do
♪ I blame it on your love
♪ Every time I mess it up
♪ I blame it on your
♪ Love
♪ I do
♪ I blame it on your love
♪ I can't help it I can't stop ♪
♪ I blame it on your
♪ Love
♪ I do
♪
♪ Blame it on your love
♪
♪ Blame it on your love
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, hey, what's going on here?
- Uh, dancing.
- You, you, and you, you're fired.
Get out. Now.
- I thought we were pretty good.
- Okay, come on. Let's get back to work. Okay?
- Hey, everyone, come here, come here.
- Sutton's bachelorette.
[laughter]
♪
- Whoo-hoo! Sutton, workin' it. - [laughs]
- Ohh. - Aww.
- Honestly, I actually think we're pretty good.
- I said it before. We--
both: Totally could've beat those Long Island girls.
- Could've beat them. - Beat 'em up.
- Well, we could've
- Hey, can you send me that? I wanna post it.
- Yeah.
- [gasps] Oh, my God,
Alice already posted it, and she tagged me.
"Check out my fab new friend Sutton Brady. She's badass."
- You are badass.
- You are so fab, and now everybody knows it.
Look at all those followers. I'm so proud of you.
- Thanks. - Me too.
- Yeah.
- [sighs]
This is fun. - Mm-hmm.
I still can't believe you're leaving.
- I know. What are we gonna do without you?
- Oh, you'll be fine.
- Hey, uh...can we cry now?
- Let it out. Get in those feelings.
- Like, it's a big deal you're moving.
- I'm gonna miss this.
Don't laugh at me. - Oh, Jane.
- ♪ Friends, with you till the end ♪
♪ Fix you, help you mend
♪ When it gets tough
♪ And when you're scared
♪ They're gon' be right there ♪
♪ So hold onto your friends ♪
♪ Friends
- This is wonderful news, Alice.
All right. Thank you so much. - Hey.
- Bye-bye. Great news.
Alice Knight is officially our beauty editor.
- Really? - Yes.
- How'd you pull that off?
- Actually, Sutton did most of the work.
Apparently, she spent the majority
of her bachelorette party tracking her down.
[both laugh]
- She is full of surprises.
- You know, Oliver, you did not
have to take the blame for her mistake with Alice.
- I know, but I didn't want to risk losing her.
- Well, then, we have a bigger problem to deal with.
Apparently, Alice wants to hire her
to be her personal stylist, full-time.
We both know how much Sutton wants to be a stylist.
I mean, we can't hold her back from that.
- That's true.
But there must room in "Scarlet's" budget
for a stylist with 64,000 followers...
and rising.
- Hmm.
♪
- I know it's not
the bachelorette party piece you asked for, but--
- Jane, this piece is wonderful.
- Really? - It's so vulnerable,
and, I mean, this is the kind of initiative I need from you,
to know when there's a bigger story,
when there's a deeper story, to let your voice guide you.
- Thank you. - You have been working very,
very hard lately, Jane,
and I heard you made 30 under 30 writers to watch.
Congratulations. - Thank you.
- And I think maybe it's time
to watch you get your own vertical.
- What? - I mean,
you do want that right?
- Yes, yes. Really?
- Really.
- Thank you. You won't regret it.
- Well, it's gonna be a lot of work.
You're gonna need to assemble your own team of writers
and be able to accept pitches and edit pieces,
all while maintaining your own authentic voice,
which I know you will, because you always do,
like, in your piece
when you talk about how we sometimes lie to ourselves
because we're afraid to discover
what might really be going on.
Well, that made me think of Ian and my own marriage.
And how we haven't really been honest with each other.
- I kissed somebody else.
As soon as it happened, I knew it was a mistake,
and I stopped it, and I regret it every single day.
I hope you believe me.
♪
We need to talk.
- I'm telling you, I have forgiven you.
- But I-- - No more talking.
- Jane, I'm so, so sorry.
It was so easy for you to lie to me.
- It wasn't easy. - Is there anything else
you've lied to me about? - No.
- Facing the truth is really important.
Ultimately, the truth always makes us stronger.
♪
- Thank you so much. [chuckles]
- You did it.
♪
- So RJ really is friends with this senator?
- Yeah, but not just friends.
He donated money to a PAC that supports this guy's campaign.
He wants to get him elected.
I--the owner of a progressive magazine
like "Scarlet" supports this monster?
- I can't believe it. - Charitable contributions,
tax returns, bank records.
How did you get this?
- I can't reveal that.
- Okay, but if you did this illegally,
at very least, you will lose your job.
- Well, you've said that before,
and I'm still standing here, right?
Or maybe I get fired, move to San Fran with you guys.
- Don't toy with me. - Just be careful, Kat.
♪
- ♪ You told me something and I laughed ♪
♪ But I don't remember
- How was last night with the boys?
- It was good.
- Good. - I heard you come in.
It was late. Did you have a good time?
- I did.
Yeah.
However, I, um--
I think I should've been here with you.
- Oh.
- Yeah, I don't think
I have been completely honest with myself about...
the role that I've played in all of this...
and I'm sorry.
- I appreciate you saying that.
But I could've done more too.
I could've been...
honest earlier about how I was feeling.
- [sighs]
Well, maybe we could be honest now.
- Hi. How was your day?
- Uh, Jacqueline loved my piece,
and she gave me my vertical.
- What? That's amazing.
Isn't it?
What's wrong?
I thought that's what you wanted.
- I wrote about how we sometimes lie to ourselves
when things get hard--
little things, big things,
anything to get what we want.
Then I realized something. Um--
I have been lying to myself.
- What do you mean?
- And you have been lying to me.
- Is this about Evan? - No.
It's about your book tour.
That night with that girl...
what really happened?
- I'm so sorry. - No.
I need you to say it.
- I slept with her.
- Oh, my God.
- But it was just the one time.
Jane, I meant everything that I said. I--
It was a stupid, stupid mistake.
I regret it every single day. But I love you so much.
This doesn't have to change anything.
- It changes everything!
You know what the crazy thing is?
I think I've known.
I think I've known this whole time,
and I just--I just-- I didn't want to see it.
'Cause I--all I wanted is to make it, I just--
- Hey, hey, we can still make it.
It happened. It's in the past.
But I love you,
and I'm so sorry.