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[WOMAN]:
ARE YOU READY?

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PROBABLY.

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COME ON!

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[CLINKING GLASSES]

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[CHIMING]

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[GIGGLES]

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HI, EVERYONE.

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I'M ZOEY STEVENS,

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AND TODAY I AM MULTITASKING
AS THE MAID OF HONOR

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AND THE DAUGHTER OF THE BRIDE,

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SO YOU WILL BE RECEIVING

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TWO TOASTS
FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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FIRST OFF, I JUST WANT TO SAY
HOW HAPPY I AM

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THAT MY MOM
HAS FINALLY FOUND LOVE AGAIN.

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[CROWD GUSHES]

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SHE IS THE MOST
GIVING PERSON I KNOW,

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AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER,
JUST US, FOR SOME TIME NOW,

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SO SHE'S NOT ONLY MY MOM,
BUT SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

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I LOVE YOU, MOM.

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[MOUTHS "THANK YOU"]

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[CROWD SIGHS FONDLY]

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AND ONE OF THE...

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BLESSINGS OF THIS UNION

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IS THAT WE NOW HAVE
A NEW COLLECTION OF PEOPLE

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WE'RE LIVING WITH.

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THERE'S TED...

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BOO-YAH!

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND HIS SONS,

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ADAM...

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HMM? OH.

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HI.

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ZACH...

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HELLO!

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AND BEN...

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[FOOD SQUELCHING]

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[CHUCKLES]

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MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS

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THAT "CHANGE" IS ANOTHER WORD
FOR "OPPORTUNITY."

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AND, WELL, THIS IS
AN OPPORTUNITY.

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TO LIVE WITH FOUR GUYS.

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[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

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FOUR GUYS

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AND THEIR MYSTERIOUS ODORS

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THAT THEY ALWAYS BLAME
ON THE DOG.

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[LAUGHTER]

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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I ALMOST FORGOT,

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THERE'S HUMPHREY.

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HUMPHREY IS ALSO MALE.

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SO THAT'S FIVE.

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FIVE MALES
THAT I AM LIVING WITH.

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WOW.

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BUT I DIGRESS.

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WILL YOU ALL JOIN ME
IN RAISING A GLASS

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AS WE TOAST--

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[SNEEZES, WATER SPLASHES]

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[DOG WHIMPERING]

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HUMPHREY!

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[DISHES CLATTERING]

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COME HERE, BOY!

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OH, NO, NO, NO...

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OKAY, I GOT IT.

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[SIGHING IN RELIEF]

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-HUMPHREY! NO!
-COME HERE, BOY! COME HERE!

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[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]

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[GASPING IN SHOCK]

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IT'S OKAY, WE GOT HIM!

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WE'RE COOL!

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TO MY NEW FAMILY.

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[AIR HORN BLARES]

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IT'S GO-TIME!

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6:45 AM, BOYS!

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UP! UP! UP! UP! UP!

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LET'S GET IT MOVING!
LET'S GET IT MOVING!

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THAT'S IT!
EVERYBODY, MOVE!

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KEEP IT MOVING, PEOPLE!
KEEP IT MOVING!

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WE GOTTA GET THAT BUS!

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WE'RE GONNA GET IT! YES, WE ARE!

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LET'S KEEP IT MOVING!

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HEY, MORNING, SPORT.

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I MEAN...

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HI, GIRL.

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[BOYS]: GIVE ME THAT,
GIVE ME THAT.

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GAL?

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HI, GIRL GAL!

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MR. THOMPSON,
WHAT IS GOING ON?

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ARE WE BEING INVADED?

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NO, NO, JUST A LITTLE
WAKE-UP RITUAL WE DO HERE

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ON SCHOOL DAYS.

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AND PLEASE, WE'RE A FAMILY NOW.

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CALL ME "DAD!"

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[MESSAGE CHIMES]

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[SIGHS HEAVILY]

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UH, EXCUSE ME.

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I'M IN HERE ALREADY,

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USING THE BATHROOM?

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YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY
TWO BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE.

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WE GOTTA SHARE.

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WHAT'S THIS? A NOSE BRUSH?

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THAT IS MY MASCARA, THANK YOU.

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"ACNE SPOT CONCEALER?"

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PUT THAT DOWN.

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AND...

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COOL!

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THIS MAKES SMOKE!

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SERIOUSLY?

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UNBELIEVABLE.

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UGH, DOESN'T ANYBODY
IN THIS HOUSE AIM?

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EW, EW, EW, EW, EW.

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HUMPHREY,
YOU CAN'T EAT THAT.

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THAT'S A PENCIL.

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HERE. EAT THIS ERASER INSTEAD.

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[HUMPHREY MUNCHES]

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WHERE'S MY BASKETBALL?
OH, THERE IT IS.

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AND MY PLAYBOOK?

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OOH, AND MY BELT?

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AND MY WALLET?

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I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING.

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YOUR PANTS.

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YES! MY PANTS!

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WHERE ARE MY PANTS?

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WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
WHERE ARE MY...

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OKAY, EXCUSE ME,

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CAN WE JUST ESTABLISH
A FEW GROUND RULES, HERE?

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ONE,

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IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING PANTS,

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PLEASE STAY OUT OF
MY PERSONAL SPACE BUBBLE, OKAY?

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AND TWO, IF A GIRL
IS IN THE BATHROOM,

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THE GIRL SHOULD BE ALLOWED
TO REMAIN ALONE IN THE BATHROOM.

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LOOK, ZOEY, I HAVE
MORNING BASKETBALL PRACTICE,

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AND THEN A PLAYERS' MEETING,

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AND THEN
A CAPTAINS' MEETING,

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AND THEN
EVEN MORE PRACTICING,

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AND THAT'S ALL BEFORE CLASS
EVEN STARTS, OKAY?

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MY POINT IS,

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WE HAVE SYSTEMS IN THIS HOUSE--
[PANTING AND PUFFING]

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WE WORK TOGETHER,
LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.

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YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT
GOING TO HAVE THE LUXURY

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OF MUCH ALONE TIME
IN THE BATHROOM, SO...

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[INHALING]

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HEY, IT'S PANCAKE DAY!

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SIC HIM, BOY!

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[WHINING]

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YOU CLEARLY LACK A FUNDAMENTAL
UNDERSTANDING OF DOGS.

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IT'S A KNOWN SCIENTIFIC FACT

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THAT THEY NEVER
BETRAY THEIR OWN INSTINCTS

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OR TURN AGAINST THEIR OWN PACK.

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EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS.

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I CAN RECOMMEND SOME READING
IF YOU'D LIKE.

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I THINK I'M GOOD.

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THANKS.

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ADD THE EGG.

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ADD THE PICKLE.

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HEY! ARE YOU READY
FOR SOME BREAKFAST?

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[LAUGHING]

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UM, WHAT ARE THOSE?

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PROTEIN PANCAKES!

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MY OWN SPECIAL,
SECRET RECIPE.

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HUMPHREY.

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HEY, BOY.

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-LOOK AT THAT CATCH!
-YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY!

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DON'T FORGET THE HOT SAUCE!

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[ZOEY]: OKAY.

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HA HA!

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THANK YOU,

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BUT I'M JUST GOING TO
STICK WITH MY--

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STICK WITH MY COTTAGE CHEESE.

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WHERE'S MY COTTAGE CHEESE?

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-UH-OH.
-YOU STOLE MY COTTAGE CHEESE?

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I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT
MY PANCAKES!

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AWKWARD.

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[BURPS]

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PASS ME
ANOTHER PICKLE.

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MOM, IS IT GOING TO
BE LIKE THIS

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EVERY DAY BEFORE SCHOOL?

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AH!

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OW.

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NO.

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NO...

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MAYBE.

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WE ARE USED TO DOING THINGS
A CERTAIN WAY,

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AND THE BOYS
ARE USED TO DOING THINGS...

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A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAY.

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HEY...

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I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

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IT'S MY MUSIC BOX.

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DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN DAD GOT THIS FOR ME?

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ON ONE OF HIS BUSINESS TRIPS?

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I REMEMBER.

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I ALWAYS DREAMED OF
LIVING IN THIS CASTLE.

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I BET THAT CASTLE
HAD TERRIBLE CELL RECEPTION.

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[CHUCKLING]

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AND WE BOTH KNOW
I COULDN'T LIVE WITH THAT.

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SO...

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FIRST DAY

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AT YOUR NEW
HIGH SCHOOL.

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IT'S EXCITING!

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YOU READY FOR
YOUR DANCE TRYOUTS?

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I'M ACTUALLY REALLY NERVOUS.

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OH, YOU ARE GONNA
DO GREAT, SWEETHEART.

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THANKS, MOM.

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I WILL PUT THIS IN YOUR ROOM.

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[THUDS] OW!

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[BOYS AND DAD SHOUTING]

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[***]

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WHERE'S MY BAG?

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HEAD'S UP!

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SECOND BATCH!

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READY TO MIX!
OH, YEAH.

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WAIT, YOU FORGOT THE--

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AWESOME!

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--LID.

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MY BAD.

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DELICIOUS!

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-SORRY ABOUT THAT, ZOEY.
-YEAH, SORRY, ZOEY.

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[DAD]: BOYS WILL BE BOYS, RIGHT?

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AW, HUMPHREY!

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[***]

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OKAY, YOU ARE HEADING
THAT WAY, ACROSS THE LOT,

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THEN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A RIGHT,
THEN ANOTHER RIGHT.

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THEN A LEFT.

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SECOND DOOR, LEFT AGAIN,
THEN RIGHT, THEN LEFT.

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GOT IT? GOOD!
I GOTTA RUN.

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I DIDN'T...

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REALLY?

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REALLY? MANNERS MUCH?

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EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU...

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OH, UH, EXCUSE ME,
CAN ONE OF YOU--

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UM, WOW,

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THAT IS AN...

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AMAZING SMELL

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THAT YOU GUYS
HAVE CREATED...

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WITH YOUR BODIES.

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WOW, WOW, WOW.

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HI, UH, EXCUSE ME?

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COULD ONE OF YOU...

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HELLO?

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ANYONE?

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UH, HI, EXCUSE ME,

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE
DIRECT ME TO ROOM 242?

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ARE YOU, UH, NEW 'N' STUFF?

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UH, YEAH.

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I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT
"STUFF" YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

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BUT, UH...

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I GUESS WE ALL COME
WITH BAGGAGE, RIGHT?

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I'M AFRAID
THE TRIPP DOESN'T FOLLOW...

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THE TRIP? WHAT TRIP?

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THE TRIPP-STER.

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THE TRIPP-A-THON.

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IT'S ME. I'M TRIPP.

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OH!

256
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,263
OH, YOU REFER TO YOURSELF
IN THIRD PERSON.

257
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,631
FART BOMB!

258
00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:58,398
[FARTING LOUDLY]

259
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,233
[LAUGHTER]

260
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,302
OH, MY GOODNESS.

261
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,738
THAT JUST HAPPENED.

262
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:05,873
YOU NEANDERTHAL!

263
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,040
THAT'S RIGHT,

264
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,108
THE TRIPP GOT YOU.

265
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,077
YOU'VE BEEN TRIPPED UP!

266
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,080
OH, AND FOR THE RECORD,

267
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,950
THE TRIPP-VAN-WINKLE
IS NOT NEANDERTHEAN,

268
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:17,951
HE'S SWISS-GERMAN,

269
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,087
WITH A LITTLE ITALIAN
ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE.

270
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,722
WHAT?

271
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,759
ARE-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

272
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,394
DID ANYONE SEE THAT?

273
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:31,198
YOU CAN JUST FART ON SOMEONE
WITH IMPUNITY AT THIS SCHOOL?

274
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,199
SADLY,
I THINK YOU CAN.

275
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,201
THE SCHOOL CHARTER
MAKES NO MENTION OF FARTS.

276
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,704
THEY'RE TECHNICALLY LEGAL.

277
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,005
YOU LOOK LOST.

278
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,374
UH, YEAH, I AM.

279
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,311
I NEED TO FIND ROOM 242?

280
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,346
THAT'S SO REFRESHING.

281
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,281
I'M USUALLY THE CLUELESS ONE.

282
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,349
FOLLOW ME.

283
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,751
IT'S ON MY WAY.

284
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,152
I'M RACHEL, BY THE WAY.

285
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,420
I'M ZOEY.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.

286
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,723
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

287
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,124
THANKS FOR HELPING ME
FIND MY LOCKER.

288
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,260
YOU'RE WATCHING
THAT THING

289
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,795
LIKE YOU'RE WORRIED
IT'S GONNA RUN AWAY.

290
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,230
OH. SORRY.

291
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,998
I JUST KIND OF KEEP
MY WHOLE LIFE IN HERE.

292
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,703
ARE ALL THE BOYS AT THIS SCHOOL
SUCH KNUCKLEHEADS?

293
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,772
I LIKE TO THINK OF THEM
AS "CHALLENGING,"

294
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:12,906
WHICH IS TO SAY, YEAH,

295
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,907
PRETTY MUCH
KNUCKLEHEADS.

296
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:14,742
[CHUCKLING]

297
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,209
WHAT A GREAT WORD,
"KNUCKLEHEADS."

298
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,211
WE GOTTA BRING
THAT ONE BACK.

299
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,013
BUT THE BOYS HERE
ARE CUTE, AREN'T THEY?

300
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,148
ALL OF THEM.

301
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,783
I THINK WE HAVE THE HIGHEST
PERCENTAGE OF CUTE BOYS

302
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,451
IN THE ENTIRE
GREATER WESTLAKE AREA.

303
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,153
IN FACT,
I THINK SOME COLLEGE

304
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,220
ACTUALLY DID
A CUTENESS STUDY,

305
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,423
AND WE CAME OUT ON TOP.

306
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,061
[COUGHING]

307
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,763
I MEAN, SURE,
THEY HAVE THEIR FLAWS,

308
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,997
AND SURE, IF I COULD
STOP MYSELF

309
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,165
FROM SPENDING
EVERY WAKING MINUTE

310
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,299
THINKING ABOUT THEM,

311
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,768
I PROBABLY WOULD,
BUT I CAN'T,

312
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,836
AND I'VE LEARNED
TO LIVE WITH THAT.

313
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,106
WOW, YOU SEEM
A LITTLE...

314
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,174
OH, BOY CRAZY?

315
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,909
YEAH, THAT'S
THE OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS.

316
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,413
HEY, CHARLIE.

317
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,155
IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU!

318
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,257
SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

319
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,425
WHAT KIND OF STUFF
ARE YOU INTO?

320
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,460
UH, DANCE,
THAT'S MY PASSION.

321
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,461
YOU'RE KIDDING.

322
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,396
I'M A DANCER, TOO!

323
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,298
WELL, "DANCER," IS
PUTTING IT GENEROUSLY.

324
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,134
ARE YOU TRYING OUT FOR
A VARSITY SQUAD TODAY?

325
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,268
OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.

326
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,337
I ACTUALLY DANCED
AT MY OLD SCHOOL,

327
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,439
AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
TO STATE FINALS THIS YEAR,

328
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,141
BUT, UM, WELL,

329
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,976
I MOVED HERE, SO...

330
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,812
WOW. FANCY.

331
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,013
HEY, WHEN YOU MAKE IT
TO THE BIG LEAGUES,

332
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,547
DON'T FORGET US LITTLE PEOPLE.

333
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,216
AND I DO MEAN "LITTLE."

334
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,518
LITERALLY, YOU'RE LIKE
A FOOT TALLER THAN ME.

335
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,986
WOW.

336
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,187
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]

337
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,456
WELL, THIS IS
YOUR ROOM.

338
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,991
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU, ZOEY.

339
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,526
YOU TOO.

340
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,928
THANK YOU.

341
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,796
NO PROBLEM.

342
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:54,942
[ZOEY GASPING IN SHOCK]

343
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,976
[BUG SQUEALING]

344
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,519
UH...

345
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,520
OKAY.

346
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,555
I'M GUESSING THAT

347
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,891
UNLESS THAT BUG CAN SOLVE
QUADRATIC EQUATIONS,

348
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,293
THIS IS NOT ADVANCED ALGEBRA.

349
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,395
YOU WANT WEST 242

350
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,297
ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF CAMPUS.

351
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,966
MR. KALE!

352
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,333
PAY ATTENTION!

353
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,135
THERE WILL BE A QUIZ.

354
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,837
ON THE PRAYING
MANTIS?

355
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,472
SPHODROMANTIS VIRIDIS?

356
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,908
CARNIVOROUS MEMBER
OF PHYLUM ARTHROPODA,

357
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:28,808
CLASS INSECTA?

358
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,577
DISTINGUISHED BY
ITS RAPTORIAL FORELEGS

359
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,079
AND A TENDENCY
FOR THE FEMALES

360
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,180
TO EAT THE MALES?

361
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,016
I THINK I'M READY FOR IT.

362
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,918
[TEACHER]: JUST PUT AWAY
THE SUNGLASSES

363
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,921
AND ESCORT THIS YOUNG LADY
TO WEST 242.

364
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,163
SO, YOU'RE
A STUDENT HERE?

365
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,332
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE
A STUDENT HERE.

366
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,201
IF YOU WENT
SOMEWHERE ELSE,

367
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,103
YOU'D PROBABLY
BE THERE.

368
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,237
YES, I PROBABLY WOULD...

369
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,573
...BE THERE.
[ZOEY CHUCKLES]

370
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,642
NOT THAT THAT WOULD BE
A BAD THING.

371
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,044
I MEAN, THIS PLACE
IS NUTS.

372
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,645
IT'S LIKE
A HORROR MOVIE.

373
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,414
NO, IT'S LIKE...

374
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,949
IT'S LIKE THAT
CRAZY NATURE VIDEO,

375
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,051
AND I'M CONSTANTLY
BEING ATTACKED

376
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,120
BY HORRIBLE
PRAYING MANTIS-BOYS

377
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,155
WHO FART
ON EACH OTHER ALL DAY.

378
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,490
NO WONDER YOU DO
THE SILENT-LONE-WOLF

379
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,193
SUNGLASS-REBEL THING.

380
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,464
OH, THIS?

381
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,000
IT'S PANCAKE MISHAP
THIS MORNING.

382
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,335
NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT...

383
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,436
I'M NOT LOOKING AT THAT.

384
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,141
OKAY, WELL THEN,
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

385
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,675
I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

386
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,345
OKAY...

387
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,114
SO, UH...

388
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,916
HERE WE ARE... [CHUCKLES]

389
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,151
IN THE HALLWAY,

390
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,185
LOOKING AT EACH OTHER.

391
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,056
THAT'S NOT WEIRD.

392
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,191
I THINK I'VE GOT YOU
FIGURED OUT.

393
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,292
-OH, REALLY?
-MM-HMM.

394
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,461
YOU LIKE THINGS JUST SO.

395
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,297
YOUR ROOM IS CLEAN,
YOUR POSTERS ARE FRAMED,

396
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,565
AND I BET ALL OF YOUR BOOKS

397
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,666
HAVE NICE LITTLE
HOMEMADE COVERS ON THEM.

398
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,003
AND I'M GETTING
AN ARTISTIC VIBE.

399
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,004
MAYBE...

400
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,939
MAYBE DANCE?

401
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:09,009
OKAY, DID I SAY
LONE WOLF?

402
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,343
I THINK I MEANT,
WEIRDLY PSYCHIC LONE WOLF.

403
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,379
[CHUCKLING]

404
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,713
OH, AND A SERIOUS
PHONE ADDICTION.

405
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,415
I BET YOU STARE
AT THAT SCREEN

406
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,516
ALL DAY LONG.

407
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,350
OKAY, FOR THE RECORD,

408
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,186
I LIMIT MYSELF
TO TWO HOURS A DAY.

409
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,353
THREE, TOPS.

410
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,255
I HAVE AN APP THAT TIMES ME.

411
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,223
OH...

412
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,524
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

413
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,359
SO, THIS IS
YOUR ROOM.

414
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,262
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, SMARTPHONE.

415
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,677
[***]

416
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,985
SORRY. EXCUSE ME.

417
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,753
YOU'RE HERE!

418
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,122
HEY, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.

419
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,490
I TALKED IT OVER WITH MY POSSE

420
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,392
AND WE'RE ALL COOL WITH YOU
JOINING OUR CREW.

421
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,329
AND BY "MY POSSE," I MEAN, "ME."

422
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,631
AND BY "CREW,"
I MEAN, WELL, "ME" AGAIN.

423
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,567
TRUTH IS, I'M KIND OF
A "SOCIAL FLOATER"

424
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,537
AND RIGHT NOW I'M FLOATING
BETWEEN FRIEND GROUPS,

425
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,405
BECAUSE, SOMETIMES,
PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE

426
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,506
WITH MY TENDENCY
TO TALK EXCESSIVELY

427
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,409
WHILE NO ONE'S REALLY LISTENING.

428
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,712
SO MAYBE...

429
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,449
DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?

430
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,053
HMM, LET ME TALK IT OVER
WITH MY POSSE.

431
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,758
YUP, THEY'RE COOL. I'M IN.

432
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,226
[CHUCKLING]

433
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,595
STAND!

434
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,766
THIS IS VERY SIMPLE.

435
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:43,303
VARSITY SQUAD IS FULL!

436
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,672
NO NEW DANCERS
ARE NEEDED.

437
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,640
THAT'S ZERO FOR ALL YOU FOOLS
THAT SPEAK MATH.

438
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,410
BUT IF YOU EXHIBIT
THE TRAITS WE CARE ABOUT--

439
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,412
LIFE, LIBERTY, AND
THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS--

440
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,813
PERFECTION!

441
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,648
DISCIPLINE. OBEDIENCE.

442
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,883
RIGHT, THOSE.

443
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,353
IF YOU EXHIBIT THESE TRAITS
AND ARE ALL KINDS OF AWESOME...

444
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,421
MANY, MANY KINDS.

445
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,523
THEN MAYBE WE HAVE
A PLACE FOR YOU,

446
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,326
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE

447
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,727
NEXT LEVEL.

448
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,729
YOU HAVE TO WOW US.

449
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,065
YOU HAVE TO BE...

450
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,200
[SNAPPING FINGERS]
BOOM.

451
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,102
TOTALLY. BOOM!

452
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:18,571
[QUIETLY] NO.

453
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:19,506
YOU DON'T SAY "BOOM."

454
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,740
ONLY I SAY "BOOM."

455
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,674
GET YOUR OWN THING.

456
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,609
WILL DO, SORRY.

457
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,610
LINE UP!

458
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,679
EXCUSE ME, UH,

459
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,681
COULD I HAVE
A QUICK WORD?

460
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,682
HI. MY NAME'S ZOEY.

461
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,651
I WAS A DANCE SOLOIST
AT MY SCHOOL LAST YEAR.

462
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,652
SO?

463
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,287
WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING...

464
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,390
I ACTUALLY HAVE A ROUTINE
THAT I PREPARED FOR TODAY.

465
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,592
IT'S A PIECE THAT I WAS
GOING TO TAKE TO STATE.

466
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,627
SO, DO YOU THINK

467
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,829
THAT I COULD ACTUALLY, LIKE,
AUDITION WITH IT,

468
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,197
ON MY OWN?

469
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,298
OH, MY GOODNESS.

470
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,499
WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?

471
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,700
OF COURSE!

472
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,236
LET ME JUST CLEAR ALL THESE
OTHER HOPEFULS OUT OF HERE,

473
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,303
GIVE YOU SOME SPACE.

474
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,272
-REALLY?
-NO.

475
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,415
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO...

476
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,250
WHAT?

477
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,352
MY SHOES ARE COVERED
IN PANCAKE MIX.

478
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,254
THIS IS A TOTAL DISASTER.

479
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,555
EYES ON ME!

480
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,524
I'M SORRY.
I'VE GOT TO--

481
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,493
IT'S OKAY.

482
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,862
OKAY, I'M ONLY GOING
TO SAY THIS ONCE.

483
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,865
[SNAPS FINGERS]

484
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,066
[***]

485
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,136
CROSS STEP, BALL CHANGE, SNAP,
TWIST, TWIST, CIRCLE STOP.

486
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,506
FORWARD BACK,
PUSH PRESS, JERK, JERK.

487
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,908
[MUSIC FADES OUT]

488
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,143
GOT IT?

489
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,313
GOOD.

490
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,116
NO PROBLEM.

491
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,855
[SNAPS FINGERS]

492
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:43,890
[STARTS MUSIC]

493
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,492
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

494
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,561
[***]

495
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,762
[LAUGHING]

496
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,367
[***]

497
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,813
THAT'S THE GIRL I SAW
FLIRTING WITH JACKSON.

498
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,248
YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND?

499
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,449
MY BOYFRIEND.

500
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,451
WE'RE JUST IN
A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD, OKAY?

501
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:16,523
[***]

502
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,225
WHAT'S SHE DOING?

503
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,228
HER OWN ROUTINE.

504
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,429
WOW, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF--

505
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,630
ZIP IT!

506
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,731
[***]

507
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,732
WHOA!

508
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:27,967
SORRY.

509
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,536
[LAUGHING]

510
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,474
OF COURSE.

511
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,908
OOPS.

512
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,909
ALL RIGHT!

513
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:37,944
THAT'S IT.

514
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,878
YOU'RE ALL
OFFICIALLY REJECTED.

515
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,348
GET OUT AND DON'T EVER
TALK TO ME AGAIN.

516
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,349
BOOM.

517
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,616
NO, NO, NO,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

518
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,752
MY BROTHERS WERE--

519
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,953
THEY'RE MY STEP-BROTHERS--

520
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,855
THEY RUINED
MY SHOES, AND...

521
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,891
I'M JUST HAVING
THE WORST DAY POSSIBLE.

522
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,826
OKAY, I'M BEGGING YOU.

523
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:54,861
DANCE IS EVERYTHING TO ME.

524
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,364
ISN'T THERE SOME WAY
THAT I CAN BE ON THE TEAM?

525
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,835
SURE.

526
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,238
REALLY? THANK YOU.

527
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,639
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

528
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,476
YOU CAN BE ON THE JV TEAM.

529
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,544
AND, YEAH, YOU CAN, TOO.

530
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,381
THERE THEY ARE,

531
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,384
OVER THERE.

532
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,824
THAT'S THE SQUAD

533
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,959
YOU BELONG ON.

534
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,906
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

535
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,481
[WATER SPLASHING]

536
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,482
OUT, BOY.

537
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,885
OH... GROSS.

538
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,656
MY TURN.

539
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,924
[SPLASHING]

540
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:58,758
OH, BY THE WAY,

541
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,393
HUMPHREY WAS
IN YOUR ROOM EARLIER.

542
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,894
I THINK HE WAS
HELPING YOU UNPACK.

543
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,372
GREAT.

544
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,302
[HUMPHREY WHINING]

545
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,005
OH, GROSS!

546
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,974
UGH, HUMPHREY, GET OFF.

547
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,378
SIT DOWN.

548
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,781
YOU KNOW,
I BET AT THE VERY LEAST,

549
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,048
I CAN DEAL WITH YOU.

550
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,951
THERE'S GOTTA BE
AN APP FOR THIS.

551
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,656
OH...

552
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,691
HERE WE GO.

553
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,692
"LISTEN AND OBEY"

554
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,026
"PLAYS A SOUND

555
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,528
"THAT MAKES YOUR COMMANDS

556
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,431
IRRESISTIBLE TO DOGS."

557
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,699
WAIT, $9.99?

558
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,502
IT'D BETTER BE GOOD.

559
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,036
[WHINING]

560
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,877
ALL RIGHT.

561
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:25,845
SIT.

562
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,480
[BEEPS HIGH-PITCHED TONE]

563
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,919
SHAKE?

564
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:33,953
[BEEPS HIGH-PITCHED TONE]

565
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,789
[WHINING]

566
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,126
WOW, IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
THIS IS AMAZING.

567
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,828
GOOD BOY, HUMPHREY.

568
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,962
STOP! COME BACK!

569
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,664
THAT PHONE IS MY LIFE!

570
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,598
IT'S GOT MY CONTACTS,
MY PICTURES,

571
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,799
MY MUSIC COLLECTION!

572
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,934
ALL 5,200 SONGS!

573
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,669
NO, STOP!

574
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,070
NO!

575
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,177
DON'T WORRY!

576
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,546
I CAN FIX THIS!

577
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,149
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

578
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,751
CENTRIFUGAL FORCE.

579
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,718
I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT.

580
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:06,853
IT'LL FORCE
THE WATER--

581
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,088
[ZOEY GASPS]
MY PHONE!

582
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,457
SORRY.

583
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,591
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

584
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,494
[GLASS SMASHING]

585
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,798
[SPLAT]

586
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,742
WHERE IS IT?

587
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,685
EW.

588
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,019
[GROANING]

589
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,759
OKAY, UM...

590
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:48,895
I WENT ONLINE

591
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,896
AND THEY SAY

592
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,063
TO PUT THE PHONE IN RICE

593
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,198
TO SUCK OUT THE WATER.

594
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,868
MOM, I CAN'T
DO IT ANYMORE.

595
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:59,071
I JUST NEED THE BOYS IN MY LIFE
TO STOP...

596
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,708
RUINING MY LIFE.

597
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,110
WELL, WE'RE A LITTLE
OUT OF PRACTICE WITH THEM,

598
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,978
BUT WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT,

599
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,980
JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.

600
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:08,881
HEY...

601
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,683
THE FAMILY'S
TAKING HUMPHREY FOR A RUN.

602
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:11,618
HOW ABOUT YOU COME WITH US?

603
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,886
WHY WOULD I POSSIBLY
WANT TO GO ON A RUN

604
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,655
WITH THAT PACK OF MANIACS?

605
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,058
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,

606
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,528
WE'LL BE IN THE PARK.

607
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,832
[SIGHING]

608
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:44,250
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

609
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,525
[AIR HORN BLARING]

610
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:53,526
GO-GO-GO!

611
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,728
IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY!

612
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,697
UP AND AT 'EM!
UP AND AT 'EM!

613
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,031
YEAH!

614
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,833
[LAUGHING]

615
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,002
IT'S A BRAND-NEW
DAY, BOYS,

616
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,271
UP AND AT 'EM!
UP AND AT 'EM!

617
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,773
APPS ALL THERE,

618
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,709
EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE WORKING...

619
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:10,810
[CHUCKLES] OKAY.

620
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,713
ONE THING IN MY LIFE
THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY DESTROYED.

621
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,549
MAYBE TODAY
WILL BE A BETTER DAY.

622
00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,922
CAN YOU GET ATHLETE'S FOOT
IN YOUR ARMPIT?

623
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:23,990
"ATHLETE'S PIT?"

624
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,060
OR NOT.

625
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,630
GANGWAY, GANGWAY.

626
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:31,864
COMING THROUGH!

627
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,270
YOU FORGET

628
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,206
ONE LITTLE THING,
HUMPHREY.

629
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,675
I NOW OWN
YOUR LITTLE CANINE BEHIND.

630
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,743
SIT!

631
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,544
[PHONE CHIMES]

632
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,048
WHAT?

633
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,149
COME ON.

634
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,986
SIT!

635
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,661
LIE DOWN!

636
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:02,695
[PHONE CHIMES]

637
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,638
SHAKE!

638
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:12,772
[WHINES]

639
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,909
REALLY? THIS?

640
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,679
THIS IS THE ONE THING
THAT STOPS WORKING?

641
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:20,680
DO A TRICK.

642
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,714
[PHONE CHIMES]

643
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:25,952
GREAT.

644
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:29,021
$9.99 DOWN THE DRAIN.

645
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,189
[WHINING]

646
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:35,561
YEAH!

647
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,230
MR. STANKOVICH'S SPRINKLERS
BROKE AGAIN!

648
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,299
THE MUD IS LIKE
THREE FEET DEEP OUT THERE!

649
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,101
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!

650
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,870
OKAY. BACK UP.

651
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,204
[PHONE CHIMES]

652
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,713
MM, MM, YUMMY!

653
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,283
WHO WANTS TO SAMPLE
MY LATEST CREATION?

654
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:01,921
I CALL IT
THE "SLOPPY NACHO-BORSCHT-WICH."

655
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,089
UGH, JUST PUT THAT DOWN!

656
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,123
[PHONE CHIMES]

657
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,130
PICK IT UP?

658
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,164
[PHONE CHIMES]

659
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,812
RACHEL, I'M HAVING
KIND OF A STRANGE MORNING--

660
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,780
BOYS ARE ACTING WEIRD.

661
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:30,983
THIS IS UNUSUAL WHY?

662
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,088
OKAY, NOT WEIRD
IN THEIR USUAL WAY.

663
00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:37,123
FART BOMB!

664
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,057
[FARTING LOUDLY]

665
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,058
[GASPING IN DISGUST]

666
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,259
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THAT IS ATROCIOUS.

667
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,294
TRIPP HAS NO IDEA
WHAT THAT WORD MEANS,

668
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,330
BUT IF IT MEANS, "DO IT AGAIN,"
YOU'RE IN LUCK!

669
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,231
NO, JUST STOP.

670
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,265
[PHONE CHIMES]

671
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:52,739
WHOA.

672
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:53,973
WOW, HE JUST...

673
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,876
OBEYED YOU.

674
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,380
OBEYED...

675
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,319
UH... SPEAK.

676
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,855
[PHONE CHIMES]

677
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:11,223
[SCOFFS]

678
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,459
YOU'VE BEEN WHIPPED
BY THE TRIPP!

679
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:14,393
[SHUT YOUR MOUTH]

680
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:15,361
[PHONE CHIMES]

681
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,998
[MUMBLING]

682
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,770
[MUMBLING,
TRYING TO FORCE WORDS OUT]

683
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,204
UH...

684
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,773
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

685
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:31,510
WAIT, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

686
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,379
THE TRIPP IS...

687
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,747
TRIPPIN'.

688
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:37,516
THE TRIPP IS FREAKING OUT
RIGHT NOW.

689
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,018
GO TO THE BATHROOM.

690
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,355
OH, WAIT, NO!

691
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,224
NOT HERE!

692
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:48,928
[SHUDDERING]

693
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,930
OH, NO, NO...

694
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:53,332
[WHIMPERING] NO, NO!

695
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,101
[LAUGHING]

696
00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:05,477
WHAT IS WITH YOUR PHONE?

697
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,113
I KNOW, THIS IS WHAT WAS
HAPPENING THIS MORNING!

698
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,214
EVERYTHING I SAID,
THE BOYS DID.

699
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,816
AND THEN TRIPP...

700
00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,217
THIS IS-- THIS IS REALLY ODD.

701
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,384
"ODD?"

702
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,787
YOU HAVE AN APP
THAT CONTROLS BOYS!

703
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,889
THIS IS NOT "ODD!"

704
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,257
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING

705
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,259
THAT HAS EVER OCCURRED
IN HUMAN HISTORY!

706
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,361
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

707
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,329
OH...

708
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:28,267
THIS BATHROOM
HAS BEEN TAINTED WITH DORK.

709
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,469
AND THAT 'TAINT GOOD.

710
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:31,503
[LAUGHS]

711
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,072
GET IT? "TAINT?"

712
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:37,877
DOWN, GIRL.

713
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,178
[PHONE CHIMES]

714
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,179
JUMP!

715
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,180
[PHONE CHIMES]

716
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,281
SHAKE!
[PHONE CHIMES]

717
00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,083
ROLL OVER!

718
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,484
[PHONE CHIMES]

719
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:50,890
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME
DOG COMMANDS?

720
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:53,025
UH...

721
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,861
SHE WAS JUST TRYING

722
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,296
TO DO...

723
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,165
THIS...

724
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,900
NEW...

725
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:01,901
DANCE!

726
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:02,768
DANCE!

727
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,236
IT'S A NEW DANCE.
IT'S CALLED THE, UM...

728
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,839
[SNAPPING FINGERS]
THE... THE...

729
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,107
-"ROVER."
-ROVER!

730
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,276
IT'S WHERE YOU...

731
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,410
YOU GET DOWN...

732
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:12,478
YOU JUMP...

733
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:13,946
YOU SHAKE,

734
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,047
THEN YOU ROLL.

735
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,383
JUMP, SHAKE, ROLL...

736
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,051
JUMP, SHAKE, ROLL...

737
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,352
JUMP, SHAKE,
ROLL...

738
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,388
JUMP, SHAKE...

739
00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:25,024
YOU GET THE IDEA.

740
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,926
I DON'T LIKE TO LAUGH OUT LOUD,

741
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:29,395
BECAUSE I BELIEVE
IT'S A SIGN OF WEAKNESS,

742
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,963
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,

743
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,232
IN MY HEAD,
I AM LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

744
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,600
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD,

745
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,503
I AM LITERALLY THROWING UP
IN MY OWN BRAIN.

746
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,571
TOTAL BRAIN HURL.

747
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,942
BOOM.

748
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,545
OKAY, LET'S JET.
[SNAPS FINGERS]

749
00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:47,513
BUT I KIND OF HAVE TO--

750
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:49,048
HOLD IT.

751
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:01,928
I GUESS YOUR DOG APP
DOESN'T WORK ON GIRLS.

752
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,896
MAYBE CAUSE GIRLS
AREN'T DOG-LIKE ENOUGH.

753
00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:05,297
THEY'RE TOO...

754
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,632
CATTY.

755
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,334
[CHUCKLING]

756
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,437
BUT THE APP
DEFINITELY WORKS ON BOYS...

757
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,172
[SQUEALING]

758
00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,543
[***]

759
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,280
SKATERS, STOP!

760
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,349
[PHONE CHIMES]

761
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,450
[YELPS]

762
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:25,551
[GIGGLING]

763
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:28,820
OKAY, UM, UM...

764
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,289
DO SOMETHING ELSE,
DO SOMETHING ELSE.

765
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,058
ACT LIKE GENTLEMEN.

766
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,325
[PHONE CHIMES]

767
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:37,063
MADAM, MIND THE PUDDLE.

768
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,266
[***]

769
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,209
THANK YOU.

770
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:57,283
YOU VIDEO GAME DUDES...

771
00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:00,419
START DOING SOMETHING GOOD

772
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,388
FOR YOUR SPIRITUAL
AND PHYSICAL WELL-BEING.

773
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,023
[PHONE CHIMES]

774
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:05,992
DUDES...

775
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,226
LET'S GO DO SOME YOGA.

776
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,927
[***]

777
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,398
NAMASTE.

778
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,035
GROOM YOURSELVES.
[PHONE CHIMES]

779
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,374
WHAT'S WITH OUR HAIR?

780
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:24,010
WHY DO WE SMELL...

781
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,312
LIKE WE SMELL?

782
00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,414
I NEED A HAIR STYLIST.

783
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,315
AND DEODORANT.

784
00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:32,351
AND A NAIL CLIPPER
WITH ONE OF THOSE...

785
00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,020
[***]

786
00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,621
PUT SHIRTS ON!
[PHONE CHIMES]

787
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,091
I'M SUDDENLY
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

788
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,360
BEING UNDRESSED WITH YOU GUYS.

789
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:42,228
NO, WHY WOULD YOU
DO THAT?

790
00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,330
THEY WERE PERFECT
THE WAY THEY WERE.

791
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:45,597
OKAY, UH...

792
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,734
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS AGAIN.

793
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:49,968
[PHONE CHIMES]

794
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,138
PHEW!

795
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,305
DUDE...

796
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,341
LOOK AT MY CANNONS!

797
00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:00,312
HEY, ISN'T THAT THE GUY
FROM THE HALL YESTERDAY?

798
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,115
YEAH, UH,
CHARLIE WANG.

799
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,117
I LIKE HIM.

800
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,286
BUT HE'S A LITTLE
EMOTIONALLY CLOSED OFF,

801
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,587
SO...

802
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,755
HEY, CHARLIE,

803
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,624
BE MORE OPEN AND EXPRESSIVE
ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS TO RACHEL.

804
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:13,692
[PHONE CHIMES]

805
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,467
RACHEL,

806
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,269
I REALLY WANT TO TELL YOU
HOW I'M FEELING.

807
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:25,704
[SUPPRESSED SQUEAL]

808
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:29,308
PLEASE, TELL ME MORE.

809
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:34,413
HEY, WHOA, STAY AWAY FROM ME,
YOU FREAKY NEW GIRL.

810
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,149
BE NICE FROM NOW ON.

811
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,184
[PHONE CHIMES]

812
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,291
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON.

813
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,259
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THE TRIPPMEISTER CAN DO

814
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:49,761
TO HELP MAKE YOUR TRANSITION
TO OUR SCHOOL EASIER,

815
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,363
DON'T HESITATE
TO CONTACT THE TRIPP

816
00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:53,399
VIA PHONE,
TEXT, OR EMAIL.

817
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,167
TOODLES.

818
00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:59,671
WHAT THE HECK WAS UP WITH THAT?

819
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,040
"TOODLES?"

820
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,812
[***]

821
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,768
[BREATHING HARD]

822
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,604
ZOEY, HEY!

823
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:33,672
YOU'RE IN U.S. HISTORY, RIGHT?

824
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:34,673
DID YOU GET THE READING ON--

825
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:35,541
HEY, MY PLAYBOOK!

826
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:36,575
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER

827
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:37,576
FOR THIS!

828
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:38,677
THIS SEASON, WOW,

829
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,546
WE HAVE SO MANY NEW PLAYS.

830
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:41,580
WHERE WAS I?

831
00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:42,714
RIGHT, BURPEES!

832
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,416
WAIT, DID I REMEMBER TO FIX
THAT HOLE IN MY UNIFORM?

833
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,751
I THINK SO...

834
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:46,618
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD.

835
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:47,819
BE FOCUSED!

836
00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,321
[PHONE CHIMES]

837
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,899
THIS LAMPSHADE.

838
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,569
IT'S SO INTERESTING.

839
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:08,140
LOOK AT THAT CLOTH,
IS THAT SILK OR LINEN?

840
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:09,675
I COULD STUDY THIS FOR HOURS.

841
00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:15,347
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DELICIOUS
JELLY-PICKLE-

842
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,816
TACO-CARAMEL SUNDAE?

843
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,486
START MAKING LESS-GROSS FOOD.

844
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:21,520
[PHONE CHIMES]

845
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:24,890
WHAT IS THIS VILE SUBSTANCE?

846
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:25,724
TO THE KITCHEN!

847
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:28,294
I MUST FIND
SOME ORGANIC VEGETABLES!

848
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,263
ALL RIGHT, SPORTS FANS!

849
00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,599
WHO WANTS TO WATCH SOME--

850
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:34,733
BE QUIETER.

851
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,670
FOOTBALL.

852
00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:41,807
FOOT.

853
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,708
BALL.

854
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,213
[QUIETLY] FOOTBALL.

855
00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:48,780
[TOILET FLUSHING]

856
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,786
YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
A 46-OUNCE SLUSHIE

857
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,755
COULD HAVE BEEN FLUSHED
DOWN THE TOILET.

858
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:57,923
BE CLEAN.

859
00:35:57,956 --> 00:35:59,157
[PHONE CHIMES]

860
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:03,862
HOLY MOLY, IT'S FILTHY IN HERE.

861
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,197
QUICK!

862
00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:06,398
I NEED A SPONGE.

863
00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:07,299
AND SOAP.

864
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,300
AND PAPER TOWELS.

865
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,301
AND A POWER WASHER.

866
00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,269
AND...

867
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:13,305
A CHISEL!

868
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,610
[SIGHS WITH SATISFACTION]

869
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,612
OUT OF THE WAY, HUMPHREY.
I'VE GOT MAJOR CLEANING TO DO.

870
00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:29,621
WHAT A DAY, HEY, HUMPHREY?

871
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:32,224
I'M NOT SAYING CONTROLLING BOYS
WITH A MAGIC APP

872
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:34,326
IS COMPLETELY ETHICAL,

873
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,228
BUT, I MEAN, THE HOUSE IS CLEAN,

874
00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,397
BOYS ARE BEHAVING BETTER,

875
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,765
THINGS AREN'T NEARLY
AS TERRIBLE AS THEY WERE.

876
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,834
THEN AGAIN,
I'M TALKING TO A DOG,

877
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,903
SO I MIGHT JUST BE
LOSING MY MIND.

878
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,772
HEY, SMARTPHONE.

879
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:47,873
FANCY SEEING YOU HERE.

880
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,277
UH, HI.

881
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,611
[HUMPHREY WHINING]

882
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:53,879
OH, HELLO.

883
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,281
WHAT'S HIS NAME?

884
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,883
HUMPHREY.

885
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:02,388
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T PEG YOU
FOR A DOG GIRL.

886
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:06,325
WELL, ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T HAVE
PEGGED MYSELF AS A DOG GIRL,

887
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:07,493
BUT, UM, HE NEEDED A WALK,

888
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,694
AND HE'S ACTUALLY

889
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,862
SURPRISINGLY
GOOD COMPANY.

890
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,332
SO...

891
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,733
HERE YOU ARE.

892
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,702
THE REBEL,

893
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,337
READING ALONE IN THE PARK.

894
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:19,971
COME ON.

895
00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,907
TELL ME THIS ISN'T
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE

896
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,409
TO SIT AND COLLECT
YOUR THOUGHTS.

897
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,544
YES, IT IS...

898
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:26,712
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
READING?

899
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,347
OH, NO,
LET ME GUESS.

900
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:32,584
UM, "THE COOL GUY'S GUIDE
TO WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE."

901
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,486
[CHUCKLES]

902
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,522
CLOSE.

903
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,491
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD."

904
00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:42,561
THAT'S, UH...

905
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,029
THAT'S ACTUALLY
MY FAVORITE BOOK.

906
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,797
OH, OF COURSE.

907
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,065
A YOUNG GIRL THINKS

908
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,700
SHE HAS HER WHOLE WORLD
FIGURED OUT,

909
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:51,303
ONLY TO REALIZE
SHE HAD IT ALL WRONG.

910
00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:53,772
IT'S A TIMELESS TALE.

911
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:57,676
WELL, IN MY INTERPRETATION,

912
00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,512
THE YOUNG GIRL KEEPS
HER HUMANITY AND PERSPECTIVE

913
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,448
WHILE THE WORLD AROUND HER
GOES CRAZY.

914
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,483
HMM.

915
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:07,853
AND THERE'S THAT, TOO.

916
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,757
WELL, UM...

917
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,758
I SHOULD PROBABLY

918
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,626
GET HIM HOME NOW.

919
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,562
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

920
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:17,663
I'M ZOEY, BY THE WAY.

921
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:20,065
I'M JACKSON.

922
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,800
HAVE A NICE EVENING, SMARTPHONE.

923
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,037
COME ON, BOY.

924
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,974
GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY.

925
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:44,823
HELLO, I'M MOPPING HERE.

926
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:46,725
HORS D'OEUVRES?

927
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,895
ALL NATURAL,
ALL LOCALLY SOURCED.

928
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:53,432
THANK YOU...

929
00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,434
PROSCIUTTO.

930
00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,604
HELLO, DARLING.

931
00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,007
KALAMATA.

932
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,675
WELCOME HOME.

933
00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:07,413
TRY THE CAPICOLLO.

934
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:10,081
WHAT THE...?

935
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,856
[QUIETLY] WAKE UP.

936
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:20,125
COME ON.

937
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,831
NOTHING.

938
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,533
I GOT NOTHING.

939
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,738
[SIGHS]

940
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,584
THIS MORNING'S
BREAKFAST MENU.

941
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,453
WILD SALMON FLORENTINE

942
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:50,556
ON A BED OF SUSTAINABLY
HARVESTED HEN EGGS,

943
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:53,024
SERVED WITH A VINE-RIPENED
APPLE-KIWI SALAD.

944
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,062
AH, DELIGHTFUL.

945
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,630
THANK YOU.

946
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,872
[SCRUBBING]

947
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:11,877
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR A MINT?

948
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:12,978
OH.

949
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,846
THANK YOU.

950
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,582
FOR YOUR GROOMING PLEASURE.

951
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,051
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

952
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,453
ALLOW ME.

953
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:23,655
OH, I'M ACTUALLY NOT
GOING IN THERE.

954
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,626
NAMASTE.

955
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:31,029
UH, NAMASTE... BACK 'ATCHA.

956
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,064
ENTREZ-VOUS.

957
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,767
I'M NOT GOING IN THERE EITHER.

958
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,103
AFTER YOU.

959
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,506
NOPE, I'M JUST
GOING TO STAY OUT HERE.

960
00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:41,673
BUT THANK YOU.

961
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:47,879
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

962
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:48,880
AMAZING.

963
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,181
CHARLIE'S REALLY
OPENING UP

964
00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:51,750
ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.

965
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:52,751
ALL OF THEM.

966
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:56,788
OOH, THAT'S NICE.

967
00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:58,990
HE'S STARTED
EXPRESSING HIS FEELINGS

968
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:00,659
BY HUGGING ME.

969
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:01,927
A LOT.

970
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,662
I MEAN, A LOT.

971
00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,463
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

972
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,634
OKAY...

973
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:09,901
THANK YOU.

974
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,037
BOOP!

975
00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:14,339
OKAY. BYE.

976
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,810
BUT OVERALL,
IT'S BASICALLY AWESOME.

977
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,246
I MEAN, IT'S RELATIVELY
OVERALL AWESOME.

978
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,748
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

979
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,883
OVER THERE?

980
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,017
THAT'S AWESOME.

981
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,719
[ZOEY]: ARE THOSE
THE SMELLY BOYS?

982
00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:30,155
OKAY, I KNOW
THIS HURTS, BRO.

983
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,891
BUT YOU CAN'T GO OUT
IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS.

984
00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,994
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE
GLUED A BEAVER TO YOUR FOREHEAD.

985
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:38,730
[TAPE RIPS]

986
00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,232
-DO I?
-NO.

987
00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:42,934
-I'M NOT...
-YOU'RE FINE.

988
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:45,070
-COOL. YOU'RE SURE?
-YES.

989
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,743
THIS APP...

990
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,111
IS A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
[TAP RIPS, BOY YELPS]

991
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:54,580
NO MORE GLOBAL CONFLICT.

992
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:58,016
NO MORE TOILET SEAT
UP, DOWN DEBATES.

993
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,952
BASICALLY, ANY PROBLEMS
CAUSED BY BOYS,

994
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:02,754
WHICH IS MOST PROBLEMS,

995
00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:03,855
CAN BE SOLVED.

996
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:06,592
SEE YOU AT DANCE PRACTICE.

997
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,059
OKAY, SEE YOU.

998
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:10,328
OH...

999
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,997
THERE YOU ARE.

1000
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,064
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

1001
00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,867
[***]

1002
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:36,722
UH, AS CAPTAIN

1003
00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,957
OF THE WESTLAKE HIGH
JUNIOR VARSITY DANCE SQUAD,

1004
00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,792
I'D LIKE TO
OFFICIALLY CALL TO ORDER

1005
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:42,794
THE FIRST PRACTICE
OF THE SEASON.

1006
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,963
AND AS MY FIRST
ORDER OF BUSINESS,

1007
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,932
I'D LIKE TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE

1008
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:49,835
WANTS TO BE CAPTAIN.

1009
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,605
ANY VOLUNTEERS?

1010
00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:55,707
COME ON.

1011
00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,843
YOU KNOW I CAN'T HANDLE
THE PRESSURE.

1012
00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,177
I'M ALREADY STARTING TO GET

1013
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,112
THE WEIRD
EYE TWITCH THING AGAIN.

1014
00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,348
I NOMINATE ZOEY STEVENS!

1015
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:04,650
WAIT, WHAT?

1016
00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,017
YOU'RE THE BEST DANCER
IN THE SQUAD.

1017
00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:08,086
MAYBE THE BEST
DANCER IN SCHOOL.

1018
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:09,755
ALL IN FAVOR?

1019
00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:12,791
REALLY?

1020
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:14,325
PLEASE.

1021
00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:18,029
OKAY, FINE.

1022
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:23,669
UH...

1023
00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:25,036
TEAM...

1024
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,974
OKAY, LOOK, JUST BECAUSE
WE ARE JUNIOR VARSITY

1025
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:31,076
DOES NOT MEAN THAT WE ARE
ANY WORSE THAN VARSITY.

1026
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,343
TECHNICALLY, I THINK

1027
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,146
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT JUNIOR VARSITY MEANS.

1028
00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:37,683
OKAY, UM...

1029
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,985
WE ALL AUDITIONED,
AT LEAST WE MADE IT THIS FAR.

1030
00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:43,221
YOU ACTUALLY DON'T
HAVE TO AUDITION FOR J.V.

1031
00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:46,792
WELL, AT LEAST
WE ALL LOVE TO DANCE.

1032
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,059
THAT'S SOMETHING, RIGHT?

1033
00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:51,663
I'M JUST HERE TO MEET GIRLS.

1034
00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,034
YES?

1035
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,436
I'VE BEEN STUDYING THE HAKA,

1036
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,006
THE TRADITIONAL DANCE
OF THE MAORI PEOPLES.

1037
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:02,307
I WAS THINKING,

1038
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:04,075
PERHAPS WE CAN
INCORPORATE SOME OF IT

1039
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,443
INTO OUR ROUTINE?

1040
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,813
* KA MATE! KA MATE!

1041
00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:09,748
* TENEI TE TANGATA

1042
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,650
* PUHURU-HURU!

1043
00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:14,953
UH...

1044
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:20,091
YEAN, NO, LET'S DEFINITELY
PUT THAT ONE IN THE IDEA BOX.

1045
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,362
WE'RE JUST GOING TO
KEEP IT THERE.

1046
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,233
[MUSIC PLAYS]
DIG IT UP, DRIVE, SHIFT,

1047
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,300
LEAN WITH IT,

1048
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,301
FLIP THE PAGE,

1049
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,302
AND SCOOP,

1050
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:33,138
OUT, CLOSE,

1051
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,339
AND CHECK YOUR SHOES...

1052
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:35,907
YOU GUYS GOT IT?

1053
00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:36,842
YUP.

1054
00:44:37,743 --> 00:44:39,310
NO.

1055
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,979
FIVE, SIX,
SEVEN, EIGHT.

1056
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:44,015
[***]

1057
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,388
WOW.

1058
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,223
LOOKING GOOD, GUYS.

1059
00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:53,792
FANTASTIC.

1060
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,426
[QUIETLY] NOT GOOD.
NOT GOOD AT ALL.

1061
00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:57,963
[SMACK]

1062
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,866
OW...

1063
00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:04,069
[LAUGHING]

1064
00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:08,439
[CLAPPING SARCASTICALLY]

1065
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,909
[***]

1066
00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:20,118
[SNAPS FINGERS]

1067
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:21,419
FROM THE TOP, GUYS.

1068
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,321
[***]

1069
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:32,263
LISTEN, I JUST THINK
IF YOU GAVE THIS A CHANCE,

1070
00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:34,766
YOU'D REALLY LIKE IT.

1071
00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:38,003
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
IDEA BOX, REMEMBER?

1072
00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:39,104
OKAY, WE'RE NOT
GONNA DO THAT.

1073
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:41,172
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.

1074
00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:59,290
[PHONE CHIMES]
FOLLOW MY LEAD.

1075
00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:03,761
[***]

1076
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,209
HOW DID THEY SUDDENLY BECOME...

1077
00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,011
NOT TERRIBLE?

1078
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,380
RODEO, SWIPE, SWITCH...

1079
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:25,416
AND WHAT IS SHE DOING
WITH HER PHONE?

1080
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,585
YEAH, SHE'S JUST,
LIKE, TALKING INTO IT

1081
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:28,553
LIKE IT'S A...

1082
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:30,856
PHONE.

1083
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:33,358
[***]

1084
00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:39,197
HOLD IT.

1085
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,234
[***]

1086
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,344
[MUSIC FADING OUT]

1087
00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:56,181
[WHIP CRACK ECHOES]

1088
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,454
[FINGER SNAP ECHOES]

1089
00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:05,456
[SNAP ECHOES]

1090
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,596
[***]

1091
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:45,330
WOW.

1092
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,965
WE'RE GOOD.

1093
00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:48,133
WE'RE, LIKE...

1094
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:49,200
AS GOOD AS THEY ARE.

1095
00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:58,309
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

1096
00:47:58,343 --> 00:48:00,145
YOU THINK THE J.V. SQUAD

1097
00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:02,380
IS ACTUALLY BETTER
THAN THE VARSITY SQUAD?

1098
00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:04,015
AND THAT
WE SHOULD GET A SHOT

1099
00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:05,984
AT BEING THE SCHOOL'S
MAIN DANCE TEAM,

1100
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,352
THE ONE THAT REPRESENTS
OUR SCHOOL AT STATE.

1101
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,920
I'M CONFUSED.

1102
00:48:08,954 --> 00:48:10,121
WHY IS THE J.V. SQUAD BETTER?

1103
00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:11,189
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DUMP

1104
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,458
ALL THE, YOU KNOW,
DANCE-CHALLENGED KIDS ON J.V.,

1105
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:14,459
LIKE OTHER SPORTS DO?

1106
00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:16,294
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID.

1107
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:17,996
LOOK, I BELIEVE

1108
00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:20,065
THERE MAY HAVE
BEEN SOME...

1109
00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:23,068
INSTITUTIONAL BIAS

1110
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,202
IN THE TEAM
SELECTION PROCESS.

1111
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,237
LOOK, I'M JUST
PROPOSING

1112
00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:27,238
A DANCE-OFF,

1113
00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:28,239
OKAY?

1114
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:30,508
A FAIR CONTEST
TO SEE WHO'S REALLY THE BEST.

1115
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,477
HEY, I TOLD YOU BOYS,

1116
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:33,444
NO CANDLES
IN THE HALL!

1117
00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:34,479
IT'S A FIRE HAZARD!

1118
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,014
AND NO INCENSE EITHER!

1119
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,082
YOU GET THOSE OUT OF HERE,

1120
00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,117
OR YOU'LL BE DOWNWARD DOGGING
IN SATURDAY DETENTION!

1121
00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:41,052
A DANCE-OFF
SOUNDS FAIR ENOUGH.

1122
00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:42,053
WHAT!

1123
00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,154
NO, OKAY.

1124
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,023
THIS IS LUDICROUS.

1125
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,457
THE SPIRIT COMMITTEE
IS LOOKING FOR A HALFTIME ACT

1126
00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:48,159
FOR THE FIRST BASKETBALL GAME
OF THE SEASON.

1127
00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:49,027
WE COULD DO IT THEN.

1128
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,528
WE CAN GET ONE OF
THOSE APPLAUSE METERS

1129
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:52,597
THAT MEASURES CROWD NOISE.

1130
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,332
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO USE
ONE OF THOSE.

1131
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,566
YAY! SOUNDS PERFECT.

1132
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,667
[SQUEALS] WHAT?

1133
00:48:56,701 --> 00:48:58,169
NO, IT DOESN'T!

1134
00:48:58,203 --> 00:48:59,170
IT'S SETTLED.

1135
00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:00,505
DANCE-OFF.

1136
00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:01,506
OOH.

1137
00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:09,981
[SUPPRESSED SQUEAL]

1138
00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,416
MAY THE BEST SQUAD WIN.

1139
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,518
OH, WE WILL.

1140
00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:14,685
YOU AND YOUR
LITTLE PACK

1141
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,987
OF SUDDENLY
HIGHLY-SKILLED

1142
00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:17,455
J.V. MUTANT
DANCE DORKS...

1143
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:18,456
ARE GOING DOWN.

1144
00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:19,690
HEY...

1145
00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,159
JUST THE PERSON
I WAS LOOKING FOR.

1146
00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:23,061
[SIGHS] HI. YOU WERE...

1147
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,062
YOU WERE LOOKING
FOR ME?

1148
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:25,463
OH, SORRY, NO.

1149
00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:26,664
NOT YOU, HER.

1150
00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:27,698
HEY.

1151
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,434
HEY.

1152
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,170
[SIGHS TIGHTLY] HEY.

1153
00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:35,240
WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO THE UNIVERSE?

1154
00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:37,208
THE J.V. SQUAD
DOESN'T STINK.

1155
00:49:37,242 --> 00:49:38,243
THE NEW GIRL

1156
00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:39,310
IS STEALING MY BOYFRIEND.

1157
00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:40,345
EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN.

1158
00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:42,447
IT'S LIKE... AUSTRALIA!

1159
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,615
[SHUDDERS IN DISTRESS]

1160
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:48,986
[MUMBLING IN FRUSTRATION]

1161
00:49:49,787 --> 00:49:51,622
"BOYFRIEND?"

1162
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,724
UH... ARE YOU TWO DATING?

1163
00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:54,792
OH, NO, NO, NO.

1164
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:55,793
I MEAN, WE WERE.

1165
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,063
WE USED TO BE, BUT IT'S, UH...

1166
00:49:58,096 --> 00:49:59,630
VERY OVER.

1167
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:00,765
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE

1168
00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:02,300
TAYLOR'S QUITE
COME TO TERMS

1169
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,701
WITH THAT FACT.

1170
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:08,539
UH, THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANTED TO SAY--

1171
00:50:08,573 --> 00:50:10,441
UM...

1172
00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:12,677
I WAS WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU, UH...

1173
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,512
YOU WANTED TO
HANG OUT SOMETIME.

1174
00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,783
UM... HANG OUT?

1175
00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:19,584
YEAH.

1176
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,419
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
IF YOU WANTED TO.

1177
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,320
I MEAN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

1178
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,454
WE COULD JUST, UH...

1179
00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:24,722
DO SOMETHING CHILL.

1180
00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,292
I'M GONNA BE
AT THE PITSTOP DINER TONIGHT

1181
00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,793
IF YOU'RE FREE.

1182
00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:29,794
I COULD PICK YOU UP.

1183
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:31,162
OH, NO.

1184
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,264
I MEAN, SURE.

1185
00:50:33,298 --> 00:50:36,134
BUT, NO, 'CAUSE...

1186
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,335
UM, I'LL JUST MEET YOU THERE.

1187
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,204
[LAUGHING]

1188
00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:40,838
SO WE CAN HANG OUT...

1189
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,441
AND DO SOMETHING CHILL.

1190
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:44,475
OKAY.

1191
00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:55,220
[GASPING]
JACKSON KALE!

1192
00:50:55,253 --> 00:50:56,621
HE ASKED YOU OUT?!

1193
00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:57,555
[WHISPERING] SORRY.

1194
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,723
HE ASKED YOU OUT?

1195
00:50:58,756 --> 00:51:01,426
WELL, I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

1196
00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,861
UM, HIS EXACT WORDS WERE
"HANG OUT."

1197
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,496
IS THAT A DATE?

1198
00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:07,432
COULD GO EITHER WAY.

1199
00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:08,699
BRING IT IN, GUYS,
BRING IT IN.

1200
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,535
[QUIETLY]
STAY SHARP, BOYS.

1201
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:13,504
MIX IT UP.

1202
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,176
GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NET?

1203
00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:19,844
THERE'S SO MANY KNOTS.

1204
00:51:19,877 --> 00:51:21,746
IT'S SO
INTRICATE.

1205
00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:22,847
[GENTLY]
STAY SHARP, GUYS.

1206
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,715
MIX IT UP.

1207
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:25,683
PICK AND ROLL.

1208
00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:28,453
TIME OUT, TIME OUT.

1209
00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,787
SORRY, COACH? WHAT?

1210
00:51:33,558 --> 00:51:34,525
[SIGHING SADLY]

1211
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,294
DO THAT.

1212
00:51:38,329 --> 00:51:39,797
[WINCING]

1213
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,335
HERE YOU GO, LITTLE COMPETITOR.

1214
00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,404
THE TRIPP WANTS YOU
TO HAVE THAT.

1215
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:47,405
BUT...

1216
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:48,406
HE'S ON THE...

1217
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,540
I'M PLAYING AGAINST YOU.

1218
00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,610
THE TRIPP REALIZES THAT,
BUT STILL WANTS YOU TO HAVE IT.

1219
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:53,578
TRIPP...

1220
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:54,612
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

1221
00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:56,781
MAYBE IT'S
SOME KIND OF BREAKDOWN.

1222
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:58,349
MAYBE FROM STRESS.

1223
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:00,918
THE TRIPP IS WORRIED
ABOUT HIMSELF.

1224
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,687
YOU ENJOY THAT.

1225
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:04,689
WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO MY TEAM?

1226
00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:07,325
[QUIETLY] COME ON, GUYS,
GET IT TOGETHER.

1227
00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:08,326
[SIGHING IN FRUSTRATION]

1228
00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:09,927
SO...

1229
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,797
YOU KNOW HOW IN THE MOVIES,
WHEN PEOPLE GET MAGIC POWERS,

1230
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:14,865
AND IT ALL ENDS UP GOING WRONG?

1231
00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:17,335
LIKE YOU END UP
TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF,

1232
00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:18,336
OR TRAVELING BACK IN TIME,

1233
00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:19,337
AND STOPPING YOUR DAD
FROM MEETING YOUR MOM,

1234
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:22,707
AND ACCIDENTALLY ERASING
YOURSELF FROM EXISTENCE?

1235
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:26,477
DO YOU THINK
THAT MAYBE COULD HAPPEN TO US?

1236
00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:30,215
NO. NO...

1237
00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:33,384
I MEAN, WE JUST MADE
A FEW LITTLE...

1238
00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:35,586
IMPROVEMENTS...

1239
00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:36,954
TO OUR WORLD.

1240
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,523
YEAH.

1241
00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:40,758
IT'S COMPLETELY
UNDER CONTROL.

1242
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:41,659
GOOD JOB!

1243
00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:44,495
NICE PASS. GOOD JOB.

1244
00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:47,265
BESIDES,
IN THOSE MOVIES,

1245
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:48,899
WHO WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS
WHO MESSED EVERYTHING UP?

1246
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:50,735
BOYS.

1247
00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:51,902
EXACTLY.

1248
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,574
WELL, I WILL SAY ONE THING.

1249
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,743
MY LIFE HAS DEFINITELY PIVOTED
TO THE MORE EXCELLENT

1250
00:52:58,776 --> 00:52:59,944
SINCE YOU CAME TO THE SCHOOL.

1251
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:01,412
[CHUCKLING FONDLY]

1252
00:53:17,462 --> 00:53:19,530
AH, SORRY, MAN,
CHECKMATE.

1253
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:20,531
[GROANING]

1254
00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:21,566
WHAT? NO!

1255
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:26,871
HEY.

1256
00:53:26,904 --> 00:53:27,972
YOU LOOK GREAT.

1257
00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:28,806
OH, THANKS.

1258
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:30,441
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT.

1259
00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:31,409
NO, NO, IT'S ALL GOOD.

1260
00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:34,011
I WAS JUST KILLING TIME
TILL YOU SHOWED UP.

1261
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,813
DO YOU WANT TO SIT?

1262
00:53:37,782 --> 00:53:39,617
THE CLUB MEETS HERE,
INSTEAD OF ON CAMPUS.

1263
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,018
LESS LIKELIHOOD
OF MEATHEAD JOCKS

1264
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:43,721
STICKING PAWNS
UP THEIR NOSES.

1265
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:44,889
WHAT?

1266
00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:45,890
YOU LOOK SURPRISED.

1267
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:46,857
NO, IT'S JUST

1268
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:49,760
THAT I PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE PUT YOU IN THE...

1269
00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:51,696
IN THE READING ALONE
IN THE PARK CLUB,

1270
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,265
WITH A MEMBERSHIP
OF EXACTLY ONE.

1271
00:53:54,299 --> 00:53:56,501
YEAH, WELL,
I LIKE THE CHESS CLUB.

1272
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:57,935
THEY'RE GOOD DUDES.

1273
00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,470
I FEEL AT HOME
WITH THEM, YOU KNOW?

1274
00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:00,538
IT'S ALSO FUN,

1275
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:03,641
BECAUSE I CAN PRETTY MUCH
DELIVER A CHESS BEATDOWN

1276
00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:04,709
ON ANY ONE OF THEM.

1277
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:05,710
[SCOFFS]

1278
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:08,012
WHY DO ALL BOYS DO THAT?
EVERYTHING IS A SPORT.

1279
00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:09,179
IT'S LIKE

1280
00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,316
YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE
COMPETITIVE WITH EACH OTHER

1281
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:13,784
AS AN EXCUSE TO ENJOY
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.

1282
00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:15,653
OH, UNLIKE GIRLS,

1283
00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,655
WHO PRETEND TO ENJOY
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY

1284
00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:19,390
AS AN EXCUSE TO BE
COMPETITIVE WITH EACH OTHER?

1285
00:54:19,424 --> 00:54:21,759
WHAT? NO, THAT IS...

1286
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,060
WHAT?

1287
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,862
THAT'S COMPLETELY...

1288
00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:26,331
OH, COME ON,

1289
00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:27,498
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

1290
00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:28,933
DID I JUST
RENDER YOU SPEECHLESS?

1291
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:33,504
OKAY, I HAVE BEEN
SPEECHLESS BEFORE.

1292
00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:34,605
ONCE.

1293
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:36,641
IN NINTH GRADE.

1294
00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,976
WHEN I HAD
MY WISDOM TEETH PULLED

1295
00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:41,078
AND IT PHYSICALLY HURT
TO OPEN MY MOUTH.

1296
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:42,847
[CHUCKLING]

1297
00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:53,057
SO...

1298
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,092
WHAT TO ORDER?

1299
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,494
DON'T WANT SOMETHING
TOO MESSY,

1300
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:58,496
SO THE FIESTA SALAD
IS PROBABLY OUT...

1301
00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:00,898
YOU KNOW,
THE FIRST DATE CONUNDRUM.

1302
00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:08,506
NOT THAT THIS IS A DATE,
OFFICIALLY.

1303
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:09,907
IT'S JUST US HANGING OUT.

1304
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,041
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

1305
00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:12,910
APRES-CHESS.

1306
00:55:12,943 --> 00:55:15,846
KIND OF A DATE-OPTIONAL...

1307
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,948
SORT OF DEAL...

1308
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:21,952
WOW, THE OMELETTE LOOKS GOOD.

1309
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,654
MAYBE WITH FRIES.

1310
00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:25,055
IT'S NOT TOO MESSY.

1311
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,927
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

1312
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:32,930
OKAY.

1313
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:38,369
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

1314
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:43,941
HEY, ZOEY,
HOW'S YOUR DATE GOING?

1315
00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:45,576
I'M A MESS OUT THERE.

1316
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:46,944
I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN
ON VERY MANY DATES,

1317
00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,579
AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.

1318
00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:50,047
AND I'M REALLY OVER-DRESSED.

1319
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:50,915
WOW.

1320
00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:53,551
I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER.

1321
00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:55,786
I'VE NEVER BEEN
ON A DATE BEFORE.

1322
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:58,923
BOYS JUST STARTED TALKING TO ME
FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY.

1323
00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:01,158
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET A BOY TO LIKE YOU.

1324
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,595
WHAT DO BOYS EVEN LIKE?

1325
00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:06,096
COMPETITION.

1326
00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,132
YEAH, THEY DO LIKE THAT.

1327
00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:09,400
I GOTTA GO.

1328
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,603
HEY.

1329
00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:13,538
UH...

1330
00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:14,639
FLIRT WITH ME.

1331
00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:16,373
[PHONE CHIMES]

1332
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,149
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

1333
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:26,817
EXCUSE ME.

1334
00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,754
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.

1335
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:32,823
REALLY? THANK YOU.

1336
00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:34,091
THAT IS VERY SWEET OF YOU.

1337
00:56:34,124 --> 00:56:35,125
THOSE EYES...

1338
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,695
WAS YOUR DAD A THIEF?

1339
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:38,729
BECAUSE HE MUST HAVE
STOLEN THE STARS

1340
00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:41,065
TO MAKE THOSE LITTLE GEMS.

1341
00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:42,032
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

1342
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,968
MY NAME IS ZOEY.

1343
00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:46,504
THAT IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL NAME EVER.

1344
00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:47,605
ZOEY...

1345
00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,973
IT ROLLS OFF THE LIPS

1346
00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,808
LIKE... LIKE HONEY.

1347
00:56:50,841 --> 00:56:53,678
ARE YOU HERE
WITH THIS FINE LADY?

1348
00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:55,012
SHE'S MAGNIFICENT,
ISN'T SHE?

1349
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:56,881
YEAH, SURE,
I'M HERE WITH THIS...

1350
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,216
MAGNIFICENT, HONEY-LIKE GEM...

1351
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,951
YOU KNOW, IF
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

1352
00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:02,219
WHAT A CATCH YOU ARE,

1353
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,454
PERHAPS YOU AND I...

1354
00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:04,489
NO, THANK YOU.

1355
00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,591
I THINK MY DATE GETS THE IDEA.

1356
00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,058
WOW.

1357
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:18,168
GUYS, IT'S ONE EYEBROW.

1358
00:57:18,202 --> 00:57:19,704
IT'S THE...

1359
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:20,805
NOT BOTH.

1360
00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:21,839
JUST THE ONE.

1361
00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:24,208
[CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY]

1362
00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:26,010
THAT WAS WEIRD,

1363
00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:28,012
WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE DINER.

1364
00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:29,914
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

1365
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,181
NO IDEA.

1366
00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:34,018
HEY, WELL,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

1367
00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:36,020
BOYS FIND YOU
IRRESISTIBLE.

1368
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,255
[CHUCKLES SHYLY]

1369
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:40,090
UM, THIS IS ME.

1370
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,829
OH, RIGHT.

1371
00:57:44,862 --> 00:57:46,564
THANKS...

1372
00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,032
FOR THAT.

1373
00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:53,237
I HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

1374
00:57:54,705 --> 00:57:56,240
I DID TOO, SMARTPHONE.

1375
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:11,221
[CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY]
I SHOULD GET GOING.

1376
00:58:13,691 --> 00:58:15,560
I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL?

1377
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:17,528
UH, YEAH.

1378
00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:19,196
SURE.

1379
00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:46,156
THANK YOU.

1380
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,697
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

1381
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:55,099
YOU HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.

1382
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:56,033
I MEAN, REALLY.

1383
00:58:56,066 --> 00:58:58,135
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DIVIDE
MY ATTENTION.

1384
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:03,774
LET'S SAY
YOU WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE...

1385
00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:05,610
OH, YOU HAD A DATE TONIGHT?

1386
00:59:05,643 --> 00:59:08,946
UH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE
YOU COULD CALL IT THAT.

1387
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,248
THE GUY'S A LITTLE...

1388
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,651
CONFUSING.

1389
00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:14,919
HMM.

1390
00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:17,988
WELL, IN MY LIMITED EXPERIENCES,

1391
00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:20,858
BOYS ARE CONFUSING

1392
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:23,093
USUALLY WHEN
WE'RE CONFUSED OURSELVES.

1393
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:25,863
USUALLY BY A GIRL.

1394
00:59:27,331 --> 00:59:29,700
OKAY, BUT I HAVE A RIGHT
TO BE CONFUSING.

1395
00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:31,936
A NEW HOUSE, A NEW SCHOOL,
ALL OF YOU GUYS.

1396
00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:34,839
IT'S ALL JUST,
IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.

1397
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:37,675
HEY, WE'VE HAD TO ADJUST
TO A NEW SISTER.

1398
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:41,211
LOOK, BOYS ARE NO DIFFERENT
FROM GIRLS.

1399
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:42,012
AT THE END OF THE DAY,

1400
00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:45,082
WE'RE ALL STRESS-CASES
SOMETIMES.

1401
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,751
YOU?

1402
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,820
YOU REALLY THINK
THAT I DON'T WORRY?

1403
00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:51,221
I WORRY ALL THE TIME.

1404
00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:52,189
IT'S ALL I DO.

1405
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,892
I WORRY ABOUT NOT
DISAPPOINTING THE TEAM,

1406
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:55,993
NOT LETTING DOWN MY DAD,

1407
00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,327
NOT GETTING INTO COLLEGE.

1408
00:59:57,361 --> 01:00:00,297
I MEAN, SCOUTS ARE STARTING
TO WATCH ME NOW.

1409
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:01,632
WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M ALWAYS

1410
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:03,067
RUSHING AROUND
EVERYWHERE?

1411
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:07,337
WELL, NOT THAT I'M REALLY
RUSHING AROUND MUCH ANYMORE.

1412
01:00:07,371 --> 01:00:09,640
LOOK, MY POINT IS,

1413
01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:11,175
THIS GUY?

1414
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:15,045
MAYBE TRY AND RELAX
AND CUT HIM SOME SLACK, HUH?

1415
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:18,415
BOYS CAN BE A PAIN,
BUT WE COME AROUND.

1416
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,985
EVENTUALLY.

1417
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,889
THANKS, ADAM.

1418
01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:26,657
GOOD NIGHT.

1419
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:30,394
HEY, ZOEY.

1420
01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:34,431
HAVING A NEW SISTER
IS A BIG DEAL, BUT...

1421
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,301
IT HASN'T BEEN ALL BAD.

1422
01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:48,078
I KNOW YOU'RE BACK THERE, DIRT.

1423
01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,079
BEING DIRTY.

1424
01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:50,681
HAVING A LITTLE DIRT PARTY.

1425
01:00:50,715 --> 01:00:52,249
BUT I'M COMING FOR YOU.

1426
01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:54,719
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND,

1427
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,053
MR. VACUUM.

1428
01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:57,722
[VACUUM WHIRRING]

1429
01:00:57,755 --> 01:01:00,390
HEY, RATATOUILLE TIME.

1430
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,059
DUDE, HOW CAN I COOK

1431
01:01:02,092 --> 01:01:03,861
WHEN YOU ARE
ALWAYS CLEANING?

1432
01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:06,731
HOW CAN I CLEAN
IF YOU'RE ALWAYS COOKING?

1433
01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,999
[SIGHS]

1434
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,268
[QUIETLY] HEY, ZOEY.

1435
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,174
I...

1436
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,675
HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

1437
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:24,815
YOU FIXED IT?

1438
01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:26,851
YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE

1439
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:29,186
IT NEEDED
A LITTLE T.L.C.,

1440
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:31,021
SO A LITTLE EPOXY,
SOME SCREWS,

1441
01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:33,190
AND VOILA.

1442
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:36,794
THE BOYS
ALL HELPED OUT.

1443
01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:38,262
ADAM HELD
THAT GLUE JOINT TOGETHER

1444
01:01:38,295 --> 01:01:40,497
FOR, LIKE, FIVE HOURS.

1445
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:43,734
I MEAN, HE WAS FOCUSED.

1446
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:51,408
IS IT OKAY?

1447
01:01:53,978 --> 01:01:56,914
IT'S AMAZING.

1448
01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:58,883
THANK YOU, TED.

1449
01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,986
[SIGHS HAPPILY]

1450
01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,453
A PLEASURE.

1451
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:04,855
OH, HEY.

1452
01:02:04,889 --> 01:02:06,323
LISTEN, YOU'D BETTER
GET SOME SLEEP,

1453
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:08,092
'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT
THAT BIG DANCE-OFF

1454
01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:10,194
AT THE GAME TOMORROW, SO...

1455
01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:23,540
[WINDS MUSIC BOX]

1456
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,175
[***]

1457
01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:36,520
MAYBE I MISJUDGED THESE GUYS.

1458
01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:39,089
MAYBE THEY'RE OKAY...

1459
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:40,858
OR MAYBE THEY'RE JUST OKAY

1460
01:02:40,891 --> 01:02:44,228
BECAUSE I COMMANDED THEM
TO BE OKAY.

1461
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,495
[SIGHING]

1462
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:47,431
I DON'T KNOW, HUMPHREY.

1463
01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:48,866
MAYBE TOMORROW,

1464
01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:52,536
I COULD USE THE PHONE
TO DIAL IT BACK, AND...

1465
01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:55,906
GIVE THE GUYS
A SLIGHTLY LONGER LEASH.

1466
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:58,809
[WHINING]

1467
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:03,881
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1468
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,253
[GASPS] I'M LATE.

1469
01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:15,059
THERE ARE SO MANY INGREDIENTS
IN TOOTHPASTE.

1470
01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:17,094
"HYDRATED SILICA."

1471
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,495
NOW, WHAT IS THAT?

1472
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:20,430
HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT
FROM REGULAR SILICA?

1473
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,132
JUST HURRY UP!

1474
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,533
[PHONE CHIMES]

1475
01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,269
I GOTTA MOVE!

1476
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:33,978
WATCH OUT, ZOEY!
I GOTTA MOVE, GOTTA MOVE!

1477
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,245
CAREFUL!

1478
01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:37,414
I JUST WAXED
THE STAIRS!

1479
01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:39,850
[CLATTERING AND CRASHING]

1480
01:03:39,884 --> 01:03:41,385
[THUDDING AND SMASHING]

1481
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,953
[SIGHS]

1482
01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:47,524
I'M OKAY!

1483
01:03:47,557 --> 01:03:48,525
I'M GOOD!

1484
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:49,593
I GOTTA RUN!

1485
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,229
HEY, GOOD MORNING!

1486
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:55,032
I'M BAKING SOME HIGH-OMEGA
FLAXSEED OAT BREAD

1487
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,433
AND IT EXPANDED
MORE THAN I THOUGHT.

1488
01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:59,203
NO! I JUST CLEANED
THIS KITCHEN!

1489
01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:09,313
I GOT YOU!

1490
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:10,214
OUT OF MY WAY!

1491
01:04:10,247 --> 01:04:11,248
I GOTTA RUN!

1492
01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:14,151
THINGS ARE GETTING
SERIOUSLY CRAZY.

1493
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:15,886
THE VIDEOGAMERS
AND THE OGRES

1494
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,554
ARE IN A YOGA-GROOMING
TURF WAR.

1495
01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:19,256
GET YOUR YOGA MATS
OUT OF HERE,

1496
01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:21,125
THIS IS
OUR BLEACHING STATION!

1497
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:27,031
OH, YEAH, RACHEL,

1498
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:28,999
I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU
RIGHT NOW.

1499
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:30,634
[WHISPERING]
YOU'VE GOTTA FIX THIS.

1500
01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:33,237
UM, OKAY, UH...

1501
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,538
STOP HUGGING RACHEL.

1502
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:36,206
[PHONE CHIMES]

1503
01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:40,444
OKAY...

1504
01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:41,678
[GASPS]

1505
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:42,980
COMING THROUGH!

1506
01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:45,282
THANK YOU! SORRY!

1507
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,184
IF I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN
MINDFUL BENEVOLENCE,

1508
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,318
MY CHAKRAS WOULD BE

1509
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,054
IN A SERIOUS
KARMIC TIZZY RIGHT NOW.

1510
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:52,522
AND IF I WASN'T WORRIED
ABOUT MESSING UP MY HAIR,

1511
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:53,523
I'D OPEN UP
A SERIOUS CAN

1512
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,359
OF HYDRATING
FACIAL MOISTURIZER

1513
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,493
ON YOUR FACE!

1514
01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:57,995
[BOYS ARGUING]

1515
01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:59,096
I NEED ALL OF
YOU GUYS TO STOP!

1516
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:00,464
[PHONE CHIMES]

1517
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:06,170
[EERIE SILENCE]

1518
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:08,505
OH, UH...

1519
01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:12,242
[GIRLS WHISPERING IN CONFUSION]

1520
01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:15,212
YEAH, THIS MIGHT
NOT BE BETTER.

1521
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,246
YEAH...

1522
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,282
UM...

1523
01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:19,984
GO AGAIN.

1524
01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:21,218
[PHONE CHIMES]

1525
01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:26,957
DID YOU FEEL THAT?

1526
01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:27,958
TOTALLY.

1527
01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:28,692
OUTTA MY WAY,
I GOTTA RUN!

1528
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:29,659
OH, ADAM, SLOW DOWN!

1529
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:30,694
[PHONE CHIMES]

1530
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,433
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?

1531
01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:39,403
THIS IS SO NOT GOOD.

1532
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,204
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

1533
01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:41,738
THIS IS COMPLETELY
UNACCEPTABLE.

1534
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:43,173
GUYS, COME ON.

1535
01:05:43,207 --> 01:05:45,109
GROUP HUG.

1536
01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:46,310
[SIGHING]

1537
01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:49,179
OH, BY THE WAY,

1538
01:05:49,213 --> 01:05:51,181
HAVE YOU TALKED TO
THE GUYS ON THE SQUAD?

1539
01:05:51,215 --> 01:05:53,750
"WE HEREBY OFFICIALLY...

1540
01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:55,185
RESIN?"

1541
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,387
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS
A "G" IN "RESIGN."

1542
01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:59,323
WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE QUITTING?

1543
01:05:59,356 --> 01:06:01,658
I JUST DON'T THINK
DANCE IS MY JAM.

1544
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:02,659
IT'S TOO MECHANICAL.

1545
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:04,494
MY ARTISTIC VISION
HAS BEEN TOTALLY SQUASHED.

1546
01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:07,197
THIS IS WAY MORE INTENSE
THAN I EXPECTED.

1547
01:06:07,231 --> 01:06:08,265
FRANKLY, I'D RATHER
TAKE MY CHANCES

1548
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:09,366
IN REGULAR P.E.

1549
01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:10,334
NO!

1550
01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:13,470
THE DANCE-OFF IS TODAY.
YOU GUYS CAN'T QUIT.

1551
01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:14,771
I DO NOT ACCEPT
YOUR RESIGNATIONS.

1552
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,440
YOU MADE A COMMITMENT.

1553
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:17,307
NOW, LET'S LINE UP!

1554
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:18,375
[PHONE CHIMES]

1555
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:19,376
FIVE, SIX,

1556
01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:20,344
SEVEN, EIGHT.

1557
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:22,579
[***]

1558
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:36,093
SOMETHING'S OFF.

1559
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,294
IT'S LIKE
THEIR FEET ARE INTO IT,

1560
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,628
BUT THEIR HEARTS AREN'T.

1561
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,664
YEAH, SOMETHING'S
A LITTLE FUNKY.

1562
01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:41,665
AND I DON'T MEAN
GOOD-FUNKY,

1563
01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:42,632
LIKE DISCO MUSIC.

1564
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,767
I MEAN BAD-FUNKY,
LIKE...

1565
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,270
OLD CREAM CHEESE.

1566
01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,604
THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

1567
01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:50,474
IF I WERE IN ANY WAY
YOUR FRIEND,

1568
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,276
I'D SUGGEST YOU QUIT NOW,

1569
01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:55,312
BEFORE THESE WEIRDO
ROBOT-ZOMBIES

1570
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:56,413
COMPLETELY HUMILIATE YOU,

1571
01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,581
BUT SINCE I'M NOT...

1572
01:06:57,614 --> 01:06:58,782
GOOD LUCK TONIGHT!

1573
01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:00,050
[GIGGLES]

1574
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,190
SHE'S RIGHT.

1575
01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:07,391
YEAH, SHE IS.

1576
01:07:07,424 --> 01:07:09,426
POSITIONS!

1577
01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:10,594
[SIGHS] MAYBE WE SHOULD--

1578
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:11,795
SHE'S GOT US BEAT.

1579
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:16,233
[***]

1580
01:07:17,601 --> 01:07:19,369
AND I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT.

1581
01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:28,478
COMPLETELY CONFUSE
YOUR LEFT FROM YOUR RIGHT.

1582
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:29,513
[PHONE CHIMES]

1583
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,847
REALLY?

1584
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,249
DID YOU JUST--

1585
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,819
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

1586
01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:37,254
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1587
01:07:37,287 --> 01:07:38,255
NO, IT'S LEFT, THEN RIGHT!

1588
01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:39,423
NO, NO,
YOUR OTHER RIGHT!

1589
01:07:39,456 --> 01:07:40,457
RIGHT, THEN LEFT--

1590
01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:41,625
NO!

1591
01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:43,627
OW.

1592
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,729
WHO LOOKS
RIDICULOUS NOW?

1593
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:48,765
AT LEAST MY SQUAD CAN TELL
THEIR LEFT FROM THEIR RIGHT.

1594
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:52,536
THEY'RE NOT A BUNCH OF FREAKS
BOUNCING AROUND LIKE...

1595
01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:53,770
WELL, A PACK OF DOGS,

1596
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:54,638
BUT...

1597
01:07:54,671 --> 01:07:58,275
MAYBE THAT'S THE SQUAD
YOU BELONG ON.

1598
01:08:13,323 --> 01:08:15,392
OKAY, JACKSON, WAIT.

1599
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,726
SORRY, SMARTPHONE,
I GOTTA GO.

1600
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,262
WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE,
THAT WAS JUST--

1601
01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:19,796
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS, OKAY?

1602
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,265
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY.

1603
01:08:21,298 --> 01:08:22,466
BUT SHE DESERVED IT.

1604
01:08:22,499 --> 01:08:23,833
SHE'S A TERRIBLE PERSON,
WE BOTH KNOW THAT.

1605
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,569
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT KIND OF PERSON SHE IS.

1606
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:27,671
WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS
THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE.

1607
01:08:27,704 --> 01:08:29,773
I MEAN, USUALLY,
YOU'RE PRETTY CHILL,

1608
01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:32,376
BUT YOU JUST TREATED THEM
EXACTLY HOW SHE DOES.

1609
01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:33,210
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1610
01:08:33,243 --> 01:08:34,711
I MEAN, ONE SECOND,
YOU ARE NICE,

1611
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:35,845
AND THEN YOU'RE ICE COLD.

1612
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:36,713
REALLY?

1613
01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,615
YOU REALLY THINK
I'M THE CONFUSING ONE?

1614
01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,317
YEAH, I DO.

1615
01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:41,251
I FIND THAT SURPRISING.

1616
01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,487
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
CONSIDERED MYSELF

1617
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,390
TO BE A PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD
AND HONEST KIND OF GUY.

1618
01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:47,391
THEN HOW COME
YOU CAN'T JUST BE HONEST?

1619
01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:48,392
ABOUT WHAT?

1620
01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:49,426
ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL!

1621
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,827
HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL.

1622
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:51,828
WELL THEN,

1623
01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:52,829
JUST KISS ME.

1624
01:08:52,862 --> 01:08:54,198
[PHONE CHIMES]

1625
01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:03,573
[SMOOCHES]

1626
01:09:03,607 --> 01:09:05,575
UM...

1627
01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:06,876
THAT WAS...

1628
01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:09,446
I DON'T... KNOW WHY I DID THAT.

1629
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,947
THAT...

1630
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,716
THAT WASN'T THE WAY
I WANTED THAT TO GO.

1631
01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:13,750
I'M...

1632
01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:17,187
LOOK, I'M SORRY.

1633
01:09:17,221 --> 01:09:19,256
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.

1634
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:20,924
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL JUST...

1635
01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,592
OFF.

1636
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,529
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

1637
01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:27,864
GIVE EACH OTHER SOME SPACE.

1638
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,336
FOR A WHILE.

1639
01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:54,424
MAYBE WE SHOULD
END PRACTICE FOR TODAY.

1640
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:55,492
YEAH.

1641
01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:14,878
I'M OFFICIALLY OVER YOU.

1642
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:18,682
I'M TURNING YOU OFF
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

1643
01:10:33,497 --> 01:10:35,399
[GASPS]

1644
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:37,934
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

1645
01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:38,902
APART FROM WISHING

1646
01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,604
YOU'D NEVER SHOWN YOUR FACE
AT THIS SCHOOL

1647
01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:41,771
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

1648
01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:45,275
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

1649
01:10:45,309 --> 01:10:46,310
[GIGGLES]

1650
01:10:55,719 --> 01:10:58,655
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1651
01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,857
RACHEL'S HERE!

1652
01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:02,826
SEE YOU
AT THE GAME!

1653
01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:04,394
[ZOEY]: LOOK, I'M AN IDIOT.

1654
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:07,597
OKAY, I TOOK IT ALL
WAY TOO FAR,

1655
01:11:07,631 --> 01:11:10,500
AND I MADE A MESS
OUT OF EVERYTHING.

1656
01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:12,068
AND I'M SO SORRY.

1657
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,003
BUT NOW
I AM OVER MY STATE

1658
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:16,873
OF APP-CRAZED MEGALOMANIA.

1659
01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:19,409
THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY
TO FIX THESE COMMANDS.

1660
01:11:19,443 --> 01:11:21,911
YOU KNOW, PUT THE WORLD
BACK THE WAY IT WAS.

1661
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:23,613
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

1662
01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:24,814
EXCEPT FOR THAT LITTLE PART

1663
01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:26,816
WHERE WE TRIED TO REVERSE
THE COMMANDS

1664
01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:29,819
AND IT JUST
MADE THEM WORSE, SO...

1665
01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:30,820
[SIGHING]

1666
01:11:30,854 --> 01:11:31,821
WE'VE GOTTA THINK.

1667
01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:33,823
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY
WE CAN SOLVE THIS.

1668
01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:44,501
OH, NO.

1669
01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:45,535
WHAT?

1670
01:11:45,569 --> 01:11:49,038
A COLLEGE SCOUT IS COMING
TO WATCH ADAM PLAY.

1671
01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:52,008
EXCEPT HE CAN'T PLAY.

1672
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:54,444
THEY'RE GOING TO GET CREAMED
TONIGHT, THANKS TO ME.

1673
01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:55,745
THIS IS SERIOUS.

1674
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:57,046
THIS IS
HIS WHOLE FUTURE!

1675
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,449
WE GOTTA GO, COME ON.

1676
01:11:59,483 --> 01:12:00,950
WELCOME!

1677
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,587
TO A NEW SEASON
OF HUSKIES BASKETBALL.

1678
01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:08,592
THE HUSKIES HAVE BEEN
STRUGGLING WITH PRACTICE

1679
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:12,496
AND THERE'S
A COLLEGE SCOUT IN THE STANDS,

1680
01:12:12,529 --> 01:12:14,731
SO TONIGHT'S GAME
COULD BE A NAIL-BITER.

1681
01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:16,132
[QUIETLY] OKAY.

1682
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,535
THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS,

1683
01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:20,404
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

1684
01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:21,638
OKAY, HE SAID "HAVE FUN."

1685
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:22,639
[TEAM]: OH!

1686
01:12:24,408 --> 01:12:25,975
HAVING FUN
ISN'T EXACTLY

1687
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,744
GOING TO GET ME
INTO COLLEGE.

1688
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,516
SORRY, LADIES, EXCUSE ME.

1689
01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:35,985
EXCUSE ME.

1690
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:38,388
[QUIETLY MUTTERING PLAYS]

1691
01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,025
GUYS, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

1692
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,760
UH... NOW?

1693
01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:46,696
I MEAN, WE'VE GOT A GAME
IN SIX MINUTES, SO...

1694
01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:48,097
YOU TOO.
THIS IS A FAMILY ISSUE.

1695
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,935
FAMILY?

1696
01:12:51,968 --> 01:12:53,503
YEAH.

1697
01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:55,104
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
GO WARM UP.

1698
01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,606
WHAT DID HE SAY?

1699
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,007
HE SAID
"GO WARM UP!"

1700
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:01,845
AMATEURS.

1701
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:02,812
WHAT?

1702
01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:03,747
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,

1703
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,515
BUT I REALLY...

1704
01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:07,651
BABY, IT IS JUST LIKE YOU

1705
01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:09,919
TO TRY AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR EVERYTHING,

1706
01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,722
BUT THIS IS JUST
PREPOSTEROUS.

1707
01:13:12,756 --> 01:13:13,790
NO, MOM,
IT'S TRUE.

1708
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:16,025
OKAY, THIS IS WHY
YOU'VE BEEN SO OVERLY-FOCUSED,

1709
01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,662
AND YOU'VE
BEEN QUIET,

1710
01:13:18,695 --> 01:13:20,664
AND YOU'VE BEEN SO CLEAN,

1711
01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:23,667
AND YOU'VE BEEN COOKING
EXOTIC HEALTHY CUISINE.

1712
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:25,702
[EVERYONE ARGUING AT ONCE]

1713
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:28,171
[ALL ARGUING IN PROTEST]

1714
01:13:28,204 --> 01:13:29,806
OKAY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS...

1715
01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:32,208
[SIGHS]

1716
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:35,945
I AM SO, SO SORRY.

1717
01:13:37,213 --> 01:13:39,048
I GUESS, I JUST, I WASN'T
READY FOR MY NEW LIFE,

1718
01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,650
AND...

1719
01:13:40,684 --> 01:13:42,952
I BLAMED YOU GUYS
FOR EVERYTHING.

1720
01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:44,053
THE POINT IS,

1721
01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:47,557
I WANT TO TRY TO FIX THINGS,
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.

1722
01:13:47,591 --> 01:13:49,425
I NEED HELP.

1723
01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,462
OKAY.

1724
01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:55,164
WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.

1725
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,534
OH! WHAT IF WE DOWNLOADED
ANOTHER APP?

1726
01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,469
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT MAKES
EVERYTHING ORDERED AND RIGHT.

1727
01:13:59,503 --> 01:14:01,638
YEAH, LIKE ONE OF THOSE
ORGANIZER APPS.

1728
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:02,639
EXACTLY.

1729
01:14:02,672 --> 01:14:03,773
AND THEN WE'LL GRAB THE PHONE,
DUNK IT IN WATER,

1730
01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:04,974
AND THEN ZAP IT.

1731
01:14:05,008 --> 01:14:06,142
AND THEN WE'LL
THROW IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

1732
01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:07,511
THERE'S ONE
IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.

1733
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:08,978
THEN WE'LL STICK IT
IN DOG FOOD!

1734
01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:10,614
SHOULDN'T IT BE HUMAN FOOD?

1735
01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:13,517
GUYS, COME ON,
THIS IS OBVIOUS.

1736
01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:14,718
WE OWN A DOG.

1737
01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:15,819
WHAT DO WE ALWAYS DO

1738
01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:17,954
TO MAKE HIM STOP
DOING SOMETHING?

1739
01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:22,258
"RELEASE!"

1740
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,226
USE THE RELEASE COMMAND!

1741
01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:25,662
OF COURSE!

1742
01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:26,696
RELEASE! YES!

1743
01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:28,698
ZOEY. ZOEY!

1744
01:14:28,732 --> 01:14:30,233
YOU ARE NOT

1745
01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:32,936
CONTROLLING THE BOYS
WITH A MAGICAL SMARTPHONE APP!

1746
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:33,937
YOU'RE JUST UPSET.

1747
01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:35,605
NO, MOM,

1748
01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:37,541
THIS IS REAL, OKAY?

1749
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:38,808
I WILL SHOW YOU.
[UNZIPPING BAG] WATCH.

1750
01:14:40,176 --> 01:14:41,244
LET ME JUST GET MY PHONE.

1751
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,849
IT'S, UM...

1752
01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:48,785
IT'S GONE.

1753
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,086
UH, COACH? SIR?

1754
01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,254
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

1755
01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:52,856
BUT THE GAME IS STARTING SOON.

1756
01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:54,223
RIGHT.

1757
01:14:54,257 --> 01:14:55,525
UM...

1758
01:14:55,559 --> 01:14:57,060
I'VE GOTTA TRY
AND COACH MY TEAM.

1759
01:14:57,093 --> 01:14:58,828
LET'S GO.

1760
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:01,998
YOU HAVE TO FIND
THAT PHONE.

1761
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,168
[SIGHING]

1762
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:06,570
WHERE IS IT?

1763
01:15:08,772 --> 01:15:10,840
THIS IS THE LAST PLACE
I KNEW I HAD IT.

1764
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:13,109
AFTER THINGS GOT WEIRD
WITH JACKSON,

1765
01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:14,210
I CAME IN HERE,

1766
01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:16,145
AND I WASHED MY FACE, AND...

1767
01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:18,181
WAS ANYONE ELSE IN HERE?

1768
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:20,850
OH, NO.

1769
01:15:22,085 --> 01:15:24,921
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE
A REGULAR PHONE.

1770
01:15:24,954 --> 01:15:26,790
[TESTILY] IT'S NOT.

1771
01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:28,191
THIS IS WHY

1772
01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:30,326
THAT LITTLE NOBODY
IS SO SUCCESSFUL.

1773
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:32,896
ONE OF THESE APPS
CAN CONTROL BOYS, OKAY?

1774
01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:34,330
WOW.

1775
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:36,165
YOU KNOW, THESE APPS
CAN DO ANYTHING.

1776
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:38,034
I EVEN HAVE ONE
THAT DOES MATH.

1777
01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,336
THE CALCULATOR APP?

1778
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,170
IT'S MAGICAL.

1779
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:43,272
OKAY, I'M OFFICIALLY
INVOKING THE RULE

1780
01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:45,208
WHERE YOU CAN'T
TALK ANYMORE.

1781
01:15:45,241 --> 01:15:47,076
OKAY? OKAY.

1782
01:15:47,110 --> 01:15:49,846
[SIGHING]

1783
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:51,247
[WHINING] SHE'S GOT,
LIKE, SIX MILLION APPS

1784
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,949
ON THIS THING.

1785
01:15:52,982 --> 01:15:55,852
WAIT, WHAT IS THIS?

1786
01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:58,121
"LISTEN AND OBEY."

1787
01:15:58,154 --> 01:15:59,122
"PLAYS A SOUND

1788
01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:01,991
THAT MAKES YOUR COMMANDS
IRRESISTIBLE TO DOGS?"

1789
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:03,226
HMM.

1790
01:16:07,631 --> 01:16:08,732
SHAKE.

1791
01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:10,033
[PHONE CHIMES]

1792
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,837
[GASPS IN DELIGHT]

1793
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,809
[***]

1794
01:16:22,646 --> 01:16:24,380
* I'M A SUPER BAD GIRL

1795
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,249
* SUPER, SUPER BAD GIRL

1796
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:29,052
OKAY.

1797
01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:30,620
* THEY ALWAYS TALKIN' SLICK

1798
01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:33,923
* 'CAUSE THEY KNOW
THAT I'M A SUPER BAD GIRL... *

1799
01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:35,224
YOU GUYS...

1800
01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:36,259
ROBOT DANCE.

1801
01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:38,161
[PHONE CHIMES]

1802
01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,364
* SUPER BAD GIRL

1803
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:42,398
* SUPER, SUPER BAD GIRL...

1804
01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,834
[LAUGHING]

1805
01:16:55,745 --> 01:16:56,713
AND YOU GUYS? KICK LINE.

1806
01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:57,747
[PHONE CHIMES]

1807
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:02,418
[LAUGHTER]

1808
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:05,855
* I'M A SUPER BAD GIRL
SUPER, SUPER BAD GIRL... *

1809
01:17:05,889 --> 01:17:07,290
TRIPP DOES NOT
LIKE THIS.

1810
01:17:08,324 --> 01:17:09,693
[LAUGHING]

1811
01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:10,760
WELL...

1812
01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:13,062
THINGS JUST GOT A LITTLE
STRANGE HERE, PRE-GAME.

1813
01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:15,999
THE TWO TEAMS APPEAR TO BE
STARTING SOME SORT OF

1814
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:20,369
MUSICAL THEATER,
'80s FUNK-ROBOT DANCE-OFF.

1815
01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:24,774
ALL OF YOU!

1816
01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,943
BOW DOWN TO ME!

1817
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,211
[PHONE CHIMES]

1818
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,695
OH, THIS ISN'T GOOD.

1819
01:17:45,729 --> 01:17:47,296
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

1820
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,999
UH, SIMPLE.

1821
01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:51,400
FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET
THE PHONE FROM TAYLOR

1822
01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:52,368
BEFORE SHE TURNS

1823
01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:54,403
THE ENTIRE MALE POPULATION
OF PLANET EARTH

1824
01:17:54,437 --> 01:17:56,039
INTO HER PERSONAL
SLAVE ARMY,

1825
01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:58,074
PLUNGING THE PLANET
INTO DARKNESS

1826
01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:00,276
FOR ALL ETERNITY.

1827
01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:05,882
I THINK I KNOW A WAY
WE CAN GET HER TO STOP.

1828
01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:08,151
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

1829
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:09,753
IS ONE OF THOSE
CRAZY FLASH MOBS?

1830
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,222
I LOVE THIS APP!

1831
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:16,325
ZOEY.

1832
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,226
HI.

1833
01:18:18,828 --> 01:18:21,097
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
THE LOST AND FOUND?

1834
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:22,866
TAYLOR, YOU NEED TO STOP.

1835
01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:24,233
[TAYLOR, DRYLY]:
I DO?

1836
01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,835
[ZOEY]: YOU NEED
TO BELIEVE ME, OKAY?

1837
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:27,136
THIS APP,

1838
01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:29,238
IT ISN'T GOING TO
SOLVE ANYTHING.

1839
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:30,774
THE TRUTH IS,

1840
01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:31,841
FORCING BOYS

1841
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:33,209
TO DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO,

1842
01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:35,745
IT DOESN'T MAKE LIFE ANY BETTER.

1843
01:18:35,779 --> 01:18:38,848
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO
LET THEM BE THEMSELVES

1844
01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,285
AND LEARN TO ACCEPT THEM ANYWAY.

1845
01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,220
WELL, THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL SENTIMENT.

1846
01:18:44,253 --> 01:18:45,221
REALLY, YOU KNOW,

1847
01:18:45,254 --> 01:18:46,489
YOU SHOULD GO WORK FOR
A GREETING CARD COMPANY.

1848
01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:48,324
OKAY, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.

1849
01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:49,325
NOPE!

1850
01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:50,326
OKAY, LOOK,

1851
01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:51,795
I'M NOT
GOING TO STOP.

1852
01:18:51,828 --> 01:18:52,862
I MEAN,

1853
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:55,999
YOU DIDN'T STOP, DID YOU?

1854
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:58,401
DO YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S A COINCIDENCE

1855
01:18:58,434 --> 01:18:59,535
THE COOLEST GUY
IN SCHOOL,

1856
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:01,104
WHO COULD HAVE ANYONE,

1857
01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:02,839
EVEN ME--
JUST SAYING--

1858
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:04,941
WOULD CHOSE HER?

1859
01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:05,809
NO!

1860
01:19:05,842 --> 01:19:06,910
JACKSON, I NEVER USED
THE APP ON YOU.

1861
01:19:08,277 --> 01:19:12,248
EXCEPT TO MAKE YOU KISS ME,
AND I'M SORRY.

1862
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,550
AND NOW YOU JUST WANT ME
TO GIVE IT UP?

1863
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:19,188
AFTER YOU SO TOTALLY
MESSED WITH MY WORLD?

1864
01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,458
MAYBE...

1865
01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:24,160
I SHOULD MESS WITH YOUR WORLD
A LITTLE.

1866
01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:25,194
WHY DON'T YOU

1867
01:19:25,228 --> 01:19:28,164
SCOOCH AROUND ON THE GROUND
LIKE A DOG, COACH?

1868
01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:29,398
[PHONE CHIMES]

1869
01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:37,006
AND YOU...

1870
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,174
HMM...

1871
01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:39,242
HOWL.

1872
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,810
[PHONE CHIMES]

1873
01:19:43,212 --> 01:19:44,413
[HOWLING]

1874
01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:47,116
AND, UH, AND YOU...

1875
01:19:47,150 --> 01:19:49,085
OKAY, TAYLOR, STOP.

1876
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,553
DON'T HURT MY FAMILY.

1877
01:19:50,586 --> 01:19:51,487
THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

1878
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,824
JUST PLEASE DON'T
USE THE PHONE ON THEM.

1879
01:19:54,858 --> 01:19:56,259
USE IT ON ME.

1880
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,862
YEAH, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK
ON GIRLS.

1881
01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,596
I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT,

1882
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:03,166
JUST... SAY THE COMMAND.

1883
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:05,501
BEG.

1884
01:20:09,372 --> 01:20:11,240
HMM...

1885
01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:12,108
PANT!

1886
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,376
[PANTING, DOG-LIKE]

1887
01:20:13,409 --> 01:20:14,377
[LAUGHTER]

1888
01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:15,411
SIT!

1889
01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:19,215
SHAKE.

1890
01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:20,416
[LAUGHTER]

1891
01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:22,418
[LAUGHS]

1892
01:20:25,088 --> 01:20:26,189
ROLL OVER!

1893
01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:30,894
[MAGICAL RIPPING WHOOSH]

1894
01:20:33,997 --> 01:20:35,131
HOW DID YOU...?

1895
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:36,165
I'M YOUR BROTHER.

1896
01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:37,333
WE STICK TOGETHER.

1897
01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:41,905
[WHOOSH]

1898
01:20:48,644 --> 01:20:51,881
[WHOOSHING]

1899
01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:03,292
[***]

1900
01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:06,963
NO!

1901
01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:08,898
OKAY, STOP!

1902
01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:10,433
[PANTING]

1903
01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:12,401
YOU'RE RUINING
EVERYTHING!

1904
01:21:12,435 --> 01:21:13,636
GET BACK!

1905
01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:15,371
[PHONE CHIMES,
ALL PANTING PLAYFULLY]

1906
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:17,206
GET AWAY FROM HER!

1907
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,374
[PHONE CHIMES]

1908
01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:20,376
WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?

1909
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:22,578
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS,

1910
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:25,314
YOU CAN NEVER MAKE A DOG
TURN AGAINST ITS OWN PACK.

1911
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,216
[CHUCKLING]

1912
01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:31,454
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
THAT MASCOT RIGHT THERE,

1913
01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:32,555
THAT'S NOT A BOY.

1914
01:21:36,692 --> 01:21:38,594
BOOM.

1915
01:21:39,628 --> 01:21:40,629
[GASPS]

1916
01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:47,436
[***]

1917
01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:56,912
NO!

1918
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,122
RELEASE!

1919
01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:07,156
[PHONE CHIMES]

1920
01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,426
[ENERGY DEFLATING]

1921
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,596
[SHOCKED SILENCE]

1922
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:24,173
[FEEDBACK WHINES]
SORRY.

1923
01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:31,047
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED...

1924
01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:33,716
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

1925
01:22:33,749 --> 01:22:37,486
IT'S GONNA MAKE
EVEN LESS SENSE TOMORROW.

1926
01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:42,992
UH... AND THE FINAL
PRE-GAME SECONDS

1927
01:22:43,026 --> 01:22:44,627
HAVE TICKED DOWN!

1928
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,529
IT'S GAME TIME!

1929
01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:49,465
LET'S CHEER OUR PLAYERS
ONTO THE COURT

1930
01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:54,203
AND START ANOTHER SEASON
OF HUSKIES BASKETBALL!

1931
01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:57,773
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1932
01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,708
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT.

1933
01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:07,116
SO, I THINK THIS IS HOW
I'M GONNA REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL,

1934
01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,617
HAVING MY LIFE RUINED
BY THE NEW GIRL

1935
01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:11,320
AND HER MAGICAL
BRAINWASHING SMARTPHONE.

1936
01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:12,488
WHATEVER.

1937
01:23:12,521 --> 01:23:14,290
USE IT.

1938
01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,391
WIN THE DANCE OFF.

1939
01:23:15,424 --> 01:23:16,559
BE QUEEN OF THE SCHOOL.

1940
01:23:16,592 --> 01:23:20,196
HAVE EVERY BOY IN THE WORLD
DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.

1941
01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:22,265
WE BOTH KNOW

1942
01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,533
YOU'RE NOTHING
WITHOUT THAT PHONE.

1943
01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:28,204
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

1944
01:23:28,237 --> 01:23:29,305
LET'S FIND OUT.

1945
01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:32,608
[CRUNCHING]

1946
01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:35,411
YOU REALLY JUST DESTROYED IT?

1947
01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:37,713
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

1948
01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:41,650
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN WHAT'S ON A PHONE.

1949
01:24:00,169 --> 01:24:01,637
THE HUSKIES
ARE DOMINATING TONIGHT!

1950
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:03,372
[SHOUTING ENCOURAGEMENTS]

1951
01:24:03,406 --> 01:24:04,673
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!

1952
01:24:06,142 --> 01:24:07,610
YEAH!

1953
01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:09,245
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1954
01:24:09,278 --> 01:24:12,481
AND ANOTHER SCORE
FOR ADAM THOMPSON!

1955
01:24:12,515 --> 01:24:15,751
THAT'S MY BOY!
THAT'S MY BOY!

1956
01:24:15,784 --> 01:24:18,421
LET ME MAKE SURE
I'VE GOT THIS STRAIGHT.

1957
01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:22,491
I WAS COMPLETELY HYPNOTIZED
BY A CRAZY APP.

1958
01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:25,594
I'M-I'M SORRY.

1959
01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:26,562
LOOK...

1960
01:24:26,595 --> 01:24:28,464
I DID A LOT OF STUPID THINGS

1961
01:24:28,497 --> 01:24:30,366
FOR A LOT OF
REALLY STUPID REASONS,

1962
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:33,169
BUT THE TRUTH IS,

1963
01:24:33,202 --> 01:24:34,203
THAT KISS?

1964
01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:39,808
I MADE YOU DO IT 'CAUSE, WELL...

1965
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:43,379
I LIKE YOU.

1966
01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:46,582
WELL...

1967
01:24:50,519 --> 01:24:51,687
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

1968
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,257
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, TOO,
SMARTPHONE.

1969
01:24:54,290 --> 01:24:55,858
SO...

1970
01:24:55,891 --> 01:24:57,860
YOU WANT TO
HANG OUT SOMETIME?

1971
01:24:57,893 --> 01:24:59,094
[CHUCKLING]

1972
01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:01,364
NO.

1973
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,500
I WANT TO DO IT RIGHT
THIS TIME.

1974
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:08,471
I WANT TO GO
ON A REAL DATE WITH YOU.

1975
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,410
I HATE TO BREAK UP
THE HAPPY ENDING,

1976
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:18,147
BUT IT'S SHOWTIME, SO...

1977
01:25:18,181 --> 01:25:19,482
GO GET 'EM.

1978
01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:23,352
[WHISPERS]: AWESOME SAUCE.

1979
01:25:23,386 --> 01:25:24,387
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND,

1980
01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:25,454
SO YOU BETTER BE GOOD TO HER,

1981
01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:26,322
BECAUSE IF YOU MESS WITH HER,
YOU MESS WITH ME,

1982
01:25:26,355 --> 01:25:28,191
AND YOU DON'T WANNA--
OKAY, HAVE FUN.

1983
01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:29,225
HAVE A GOOD
DATING LIFE.

1984
01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:37,800
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

1985
01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,935
IT'S DANCE-OFF TIME!

1986
01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:41,304
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1987
01:25:43,506 --> 01:25:44,907
LET'S GIVE IT UP

1988
01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:48,277
FOR THE WESTLAKE HIGH
VARSITY DANCE SQUAD!

1989
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:50,779
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1990
01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:52,315
[***]

1991
01:26:17,340 --> 01:26:18,974
OKAY, GUYS,

1992
01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:21,310
JUST GO OUT THERE
AND DO YOUR THING.

1993
01:26:21,344 --> 01:26:23,612
DANCE WITH YOUR HEARTS
AND NOT YOUR FEET.

1994
01:26:25,248 --> 01:26:26,815
HAVE FUN.

1995
01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:28,217
DO YOUR MAORI...

1996
01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,218
HAKA.

1997
01:26:29,252 --> 01:26:30,786
JUST...

1998
01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:33,222
GO OUT THERE AND BE BOYS, OKAY?

1999
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,293
COME ON, BRING IT IN.

2000
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:40,963
[***]

2001
01:26:55,844 --> 01:27:00,683
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

2002
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:04,787
[CROWD SCREAMING AND CHEERING]

2003
01:27:10,493 --> 01:27:11,927
[CROWD CHEERING AND SCREAMING]

2004
01:27:13,529 --> 01:27:14,530
[SNAPPING FINGERS]

2005
01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:16,299
THAT WAS OUTSTANDING.

2006
01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:18,534
IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO BEAT.

2007
01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:19,702
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT UP

2008
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:22,605
FOR THE WESTLAKE HIGH
JUNIOR VARSITY DANCE SQUAD!

2009
01:27:22,638 --> 01:27:25,308
[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

2010
01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:29,778
ALL RIGHT!

2011
01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:35,918
YOU GOT THIS.

2012
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:45,428
[STOMPING]

2013
01:27:46,529 --> 01:27:47,730
[CROWD WHISTLING]

2014
01:27:52,335 --> 01:27:54,870
[STOMPING AND CLAPPING]

2015
01:27:54,903 --> 01:27:56,271
[CROWD WHOOPING AND CHEERING]

2016
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,742
[CROWD CHEERING]

2017
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:07,550
[MUSIC STARTS]

2018
01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:09,785
[***]

2019
01:29:57,526 --> 01:29:58,694
[SONG ENDS]

2020
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:00,696
[CROWD SCREAMING]

2021
01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:04,500
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

2022
01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,602
[CROWD SCREAMING]

2023
01:30:08,637 --> 01:30:10,573
[CROWD SCREAMING AND CHEERING]

2024
01:30:10,606 --> 01:30:11,507
WE HAVE A CLEAR WINNER!

2025
01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:13,876
WESTLAKE HIGH
HAS A NEW DANCE SQUAD,

2026
01:30:13,909 --> 01:30:17,480
REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOL

2027
01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:19,915
AT THIS YEAR'S
STATE DANCE COMPETITION!

2028
01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:22,618
[SCREAMING AND CHEERING]

2029
01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:28,824
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

2030
01:30:28,857 --> 01:30:32,795
[***]

2031
01:30:53,081 --> 01:30:55,050
SHE'S TAKING FOREVER!

2032
01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:57,052
ZOEY, COME ON!

2033
01:30:57,085 --> 01:30:58,721
HEY, NO NEED TO SHOUT
THERE, BIG GUY.

2034
01:30:58,754 --> 01:30:59,822
YEAH, WE'RE IN
NO HURRY.

2035
01:30:59,855 --> 01:31:02,891
GIRLS SOMETIMES NEED
A LITTLE MORE TIME TO GET READY.

2036
01:31:02,925 --> 01:31:04,927
EXCUSE ME, DID I
JUST HEAR SOMETHING

2037
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,129
ABOUT GIRLS
MOVING TOO SLOWLY?

2038
01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:09,532
EAT MY DUST!

2039
01:31:09,565 --> 01:31:12,901
[LAUGHING]

2040
01:31:12,935 --> 01:31:16,071
[***]

2041
01:31:22,177 --> 01:31:26,481
[***]