1 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,010 Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China 2 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,140 than there are people of any kind living in the United States? 3 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:23,020 - That can't possibly be true. - It is. 4 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,140 What would account for that? 5 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:27,230 Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question. 6 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,440 How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,360 who all got 1600 on their SATs? 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,240 - I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't. 9 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,450 I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me. 10 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:36,990 You got a 1600? 11 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,910 Yes. I could sing in an a Capella group, but I can't sing. 12 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:40,200 Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong? 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,580 I could row crew or invent a $25 PC. 14 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:43,910 Or you could get into a final club. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,330 Or I get into a final club. 16 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:46,830 You know, from a woman's perspective, 17 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,790 sometimes not singing in an a Capella group is a good thing. 18 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,920 This is serious. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,460 On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew. 20 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,420 Well, I can't do that. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,090 I was kidding. 22 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,340 And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test. 23 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:58,220 - Have you ever tried? - I'm trying right now. 24 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,140 - To row crew? - To get into a final club. 25 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:02,470 To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional? 26 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,520 Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once. 27 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,140 I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at. 28 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:08,150 But you've seen guys who row crew, right? 29 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:09,270 No. 30 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,440 Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes. 31 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,980 And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew 32 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:14,110 so I assumed you had met one. 33 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:18,200 I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys. 34 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:19,780 Okay. 35 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,330 Should we get something to eat? 36 00:01:21,410 --> 00:01:23,200 Would you like to talk about something else? 37 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,710 No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club, 38 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:28,670 I think I may have missed a birthday. 39 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,630 There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population... 40 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:36,050 The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc. 41 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,220 Which one? 42 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:38,800 The Porcellian, the Porc. It's the best of the best. 43 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,640 - Which Roosevelt? - Theodore. 44 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,060 Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls 45 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,600 who want to party with the next Fed chairman? 46 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,390 So you can see why it's so important to get in. 47 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,020 Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into? 48 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,400 - Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking. 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,650 None of them. That's the point. 50 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:00,660 My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer 51 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:02,070 and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. 52 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,120 The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here. 53 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,450 Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer? 54 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,870 - He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures. 55 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,170 You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. 56 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,340 I think you asked me that 57 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,210 because you think the final club that's easiest to get into 58 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,550 is the one where I'll have the best chance. 59 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:18,970 I... What? 60 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,590 You asked me which one was the easiest to get into 61 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,180 because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance. 62 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:25,760 The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one 63 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:27,020 where anybody has the best chance. 64 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,680 You didn't ask me which one was the best one, 65 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:30,230 you asked me which one was the easiest one. 66 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,900 I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask. 67 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:36,360 - Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica. 68 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,780 You're obsessed with finals clubs. 69 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:41,240 You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it 70 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,990 who will prescribe you some sort of medication. 71 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:45,580 You don't care if the side effects may include blindness. 72 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,370 Final clubs. Not "finals clubs." 73 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:52,170 And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated. 74 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,090 Yes. There is. 75 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,840 Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code. 76 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,170 I didn't mean to be cryptic. 77 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,010 I'm just saying I need to do something substantial 78 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:01,930 in order to get the attention of the clubs. 79 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,760 - Why? - Because they're exclusive. 80 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,260 And fun, and they lead to a better life. 81 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:07,930 Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president 82 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,930 because he was a member of the Phoenix Club. 83 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:12,270 He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did. 84 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,730 Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be? 85 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,360 Did you really just say that? 86 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,940 I was kidding. 87 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,690 Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true. 88 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:21,860 I wanna try to be straightforward with you 89 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:24,200 and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive. 90 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,870 If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings, 91 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:31,120 and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet. 92 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:33,710 You would do that for me? 93 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,750 We're dating. 94 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,210 Okay. 95 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,460 Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you 96 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:42,380 and let you know that we're not anymore. 97 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:44,970 - What do you mean? - We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry. 98 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:47,140 - Is this a joke? - No, it's not. 99 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:48,220 You're breaking up with me? 100 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,560 You're gonna introduce me to people 101 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,310 I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet? 102 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:53,230 What the... What is that supposed to mean? 103 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,560 - Wait, settle down. - What is it supposed to mean? 104 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:56,480 Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now 105 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,320 is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy. 106 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,070 "The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. 107 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:07,570 The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people. 108 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:10,160 And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon? 109 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,500 - Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm. 110 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,910 - Is this real? - Yes. 111 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 - Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study. 112 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,420 - Erica? - Yes? 113 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,750 - I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study. 114 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,090 Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk. 115 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,420 - I can't. - Why? 116 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:26,430 Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster. 117 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:28,680 All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently... 118 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,930 I wasn't making a comment on your appearance. 119 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:32,180 I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all, 120 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:33,350 and if it seemed rude, then I apologize. 121 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:34,770 - I have to go study. - You don't have to study. 122 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,190 Why do you keep saying I don't have to study? 123 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:38,110 'Cause you go to BU. 124 00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:41,650 Do you want to get some food? 125 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,200 I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education. 126 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,200 And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even. 127 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,030 - I think we should just be friends. - I don't want friends. 128 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,200 I was just being polite. 129 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,450 I have no intention of being friends with you. 130 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,620 I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class 131 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:57,290 and if we could just order some food, I think we should... 132 00:04:57,670 --> 00:05:02,050 Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. 133 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:05,130 But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you 134 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,880 because you're a nerd. 135 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,550 And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. 136 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,680 It'll be because you're an asshole. 137 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:18,780 Erica Albright's a bitch. 138 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:21,410 Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht, 139 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:24,750 or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches? 140 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:31,130 For the record, she may look like a 34C, 141 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,880 but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. 142 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:38,050 She's a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising. 143 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,890 The truth is, she has a nice face. 144 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:46,270 I need to do something to take my mind off her. 145 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,940 Easy enough, except I need an idea. 146 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:57,240 I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie. 147 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,240 So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night? 148 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,370 Billy. 149 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,200 The Kirkland facebook is open on my desktop, 150 00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:04,960 and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics. 151 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,630 Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures 152 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,960 next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter. 153 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,630 Good call, Mr. Olson. 154 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:23,010 Yeah, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals, 155 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,930 but I like the idea of comparing two people together. 156 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,520 It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel 157 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,560 since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit 158 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:31,190 than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness, 159 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,980 like they do on hotornot. Com. 160 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,610 The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures. 161 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,900 Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook, 162 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,030 so I'm going to have to get all the images 163 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,780 from the individual houses that people are in. 164 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,620 Let the hacking begin. 165 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,680 First up is Kirkland. 166 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,760 They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration. 167 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:08,390 So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook. 168 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,520 Kids' stuff. 169 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,040 Next is Eliot. 170 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,250 They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache. 171 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,370 I can run an empty search 172 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,840 and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. 173 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,210 And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. 174 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,920 Excellent. Moving right along. 175 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,470 Excuse me! Everybody! 176 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,970 You are at one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive clubs, 177 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,850 not just at Harvard, but in the world. 178 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,230 And I want to welcome you all 179 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:52,730 to Phoenix Club's first party of the fall semester! 180 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,530 Lowell has some security. They require a user name/password combo, 181 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,780 and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database, 182 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:07,080 so they have no way of detecting an intrusion. 183 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:12,000 Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page. 184 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,170 All I need to do is break out the same script I used on Lowell and we're set. 185 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,760 Quincy has no online facebook. What a sham. 186 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,130 Nothing I can do about that. 187 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:22,630 Dunster is intense. 188 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,430 Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all. 189 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,550 You have to do searches, 190 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,220 and if your search returns more than 20 matches, nothing gets returned. 191 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,560 And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images. 192 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,230 They link to a PHP that redirects or something. Weird. 193 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,770 This may be difficult. I'll come back later. 194 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,650 - Hey, Shark Week's on. - What? 195 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,400 - Great white, beautiful fish. - Nice. 196 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,150 Leverett is a little better. They still make you search, 197 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,370 but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture. 198 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:48,120 It's slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time, 199 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,080 and there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time. 200 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,540 So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script. 201 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,680 Here you go. 202 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:12,980 Done. 203 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,150 Hey, what's going on? 204 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:18,900 Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient. 205 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,610 - Hey, Mark. - Wardo. 206 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:22,690 You and Erica split up. 207 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:23,860 How did you know that? 208 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,490 It's on your blog. 209 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,120 - Yeah. - Are you all right? 210 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,540 - I need you. - I'm here for you. 211 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,660 No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players. 212 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,000 - Are you okay? - We're ranking girls. 213 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,380 - You mean other students. - Yeah. 214 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,170 You think this is such a good idea? 215 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:42,760 - I need the algorithm. - Mark... 216 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,670 I need the algorithm. 217 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,340 Give each girl a base rating of 1400. 218 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:52,890 At any given time Girl A has a rating R-a and Girl B has a rating R-b. 219 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,730 When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win 220 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:56,940 based on their current rating, right? 221 00:12:57,020 --> 00:13:00,520 Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way. 222 00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,030 Let's write it. 223 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,630 One on the left. 224 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,420 The right. 225 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:21,920 Yeah, still the right. 226 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,840 - It works. - Who should we send it to first? 227 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,960 - Dwyer. - Neal. 228 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:28,130 - Who are you gonna send it to? - Just a couple of people. 229 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:29,390 The question is, 230 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,060 who are they gonna send it to? 231 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,460 Hey, guys, check this out. 232 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,630 Someone go to the left. Dude, do left. 233 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,260 Look at these girls. Right or left? 234 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,590 - Left is hot. - Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 235 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,390 Right or left? 236 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,270 That's my roommate. 237 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,270 - Oh, my God. - The girl on the left. 238 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,350 This is pathetic. 239 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,480 Right. 240 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:23,770 Left. 241 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,440 - Left. - Left? 242 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:27,860 Oh, shit. 243 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,030 Albright. 244 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,490 He blogged about you. 245 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,870 You don't wanna read it. 246 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,000 Left. 247 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,580 Latina. 248 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:42,880 Erica. 249 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,210 Is this yours? 250 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,750 I stole it from a tranny. 251 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,880 Get the hell out of here! 252 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,550 - Left. - One on the right. 253 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,140 Left. 254 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,310 Man, that's an awful lot of traffic. 255 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:06,730 You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down before we get into trouble? 256 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,780 Hello? 257 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,910 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? 258 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:22,870 At 4:00 in the morning? 259 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,090 Well, there's a very unusual amount of traffic to the switch at Kirkland. 260 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,630 You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning? 261 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,800 No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl. 262 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,840 All right. 263 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,140 I gotta go in. 264 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,270 What's going on? 265 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,980 Harvard's network is about to crash. 266 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,280 You don't think... 267 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,570 I do. 268 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,490 Go see if it's everybody's. 269 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,410 I can't connect. 270 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,380 The network's down. 271 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,130 Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us. 272 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,670 It's not a coincidence. 273 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,630 Holy shit. 274 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,470 So you were called in front of the Ad Board. 275 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,220 That's not what happened. 276 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,930 You weren't called in front of the Administrative Board? 277 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,770 No, back. I mean back at the bar with Erica Albright. She said all that? 278 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,480 - Mark... - That I said that stuff to her? 279 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,230 I was reading from the transcript of her deposition. 280 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,980 Yeah, why would you even need to depose her? 281 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,740 That's really for us to decide. 282 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,360 You think if I know she can make me look like a jerk, I'll be more likely to settle. 283 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,870 Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute? 284 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,700 Can we do that? It's been almost three hours. 285 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,450 And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg 286 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,370 with the girl's testimony from the bar. 287 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,080 I'm not embarrassed, she just made a lot of that up. 288 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,250 She was under oath. 289 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,710 Then I guess that would be the first time somebody's lied under oath. 290 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,520 The site got 2,200 hits within two hours? 291 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,980 Thousand. 292 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,230 What? 293 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,190 Twenty-two thousand. 294 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,610 Wow. 295 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,880 These guys are just freaking fast. 296 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:41,010 Is there any way to make this a fair fight? 297 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,850 Jump out and swim. 298 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,480 I think we'd have to jump out and drown. 299 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,600 Well, you could row forward and I could row backward. 300 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:51,940 We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place. 301 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,110 Just row the damn boat. 302 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,950 - You guys hear about this? - What? 303 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,660 Two nights ago, a sophomore choked the network from a laptop at Kirkland. 304 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,250 - Really? - At 4:00 a.m. 305 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,830 How? 306 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,960 He set up a website where you vote on the hotness of female undergrads. 307 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,880 What were we doing that none of us heard about this? 308 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,010 I don't know. 309 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,630 A three-hour low-rate technical row before breakfast. 310 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,180 Full course load. Studying. 311 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,550 Another three hours in the tank and then studying. 312 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,850 I'm not sure how we missed it. 313 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,560 How much activity was there on this thing? 314 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,430 Twenty-two thousand page requests. 315 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,350 Twenty-two thousand? 316 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,900 Cam, this guy hacked the facebook of seven houses. 317 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,650 He set up the whole website in one night, and he did it while he was drunk. 318 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,900 Twenty-two thousand? 319 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,400 - Well, how do you know he was drunk? - He was blogging simultaneously. 320 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,160 - You know what I think? - Way ahead of you. 321 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,910 This is our guy. 322 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:46,910 Cameron Winklevoss. 323 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,210 W-l-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S. 324 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,580 "Cameron" spelled the usual way. 325 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,250 Tyler Winklevoss. 326 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,670 Tyler spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother's. 327 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,470 Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing. 328 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,760 You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, 329 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,260 violating copyrights, 330 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:10,640 violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com. 331 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,520 You're also charged with being in violation of university policy, 332 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,820 on distribution of digitized images. 333 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,940 Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement. 334 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,240 Would you like to do so? 335 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,280 I... 336 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:27,990 You know, I've already apologized in The Crimson to the ABHW, 337 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,660 to Fuerza Latina, 338 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,080 and to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted, 339 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,420 as I take it that they were. 340 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,380 As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, 341 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,340 I believe I deserve some recognition from this board. 342 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,470 - I'm sorry? - Yes. 343 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,550 I don't understand. 344 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,680 Which part? 345 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,850 You deserve recognition? 346 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:53,060 I believe I've pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system. 347 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,150 - Excuse me, may I? - Yes. 348 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,650 Mr. Zuckerberg, 349 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,940 I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network, 350 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,450 and I can assure you of its sophistication. 351 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:07,120 In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours. 352 00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,830 - Four hours? - Yes, sir. 353 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:09,950 That would be impressive, 354 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,370 except if you had known what you were looking for, 355 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,250 you would have seen it written on my dorm room window. 356 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,000 So? 357 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:22,420 Six months academic probation. 358 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,760 Wow. Well, they had to make an example out of you. 359 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,430 They had my blog. 360 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,300 I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals. 361 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,680 That was stupid. 362 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,850 But I was kidding, for God's sakes. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor? 363 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,350 - I tried to stop you. - I know. 364 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,980 How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us? 365 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,980 - And why do I let you? - I know. 366 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,570 - You can't do that. - Wardo, I said I know. 367 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,740 Okay, let's look at a sample problem. 368 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:49,200 Suppose we're given a computer with a 16-bit virtual address 369 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,580 and a page size of 256 bytes. 370 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,870 The system uses one-level page tables that start at address hex 400. 371 00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:00,590 Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system. Who knows? 372 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:04,340 The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc. 373 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,300 Assume page-table entries have eight status bits. 374 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,220 The eight status bits would then be... 375 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,600 Anybody? 376 00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,310 And I see we have our first surrender. 377 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,690 Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg. 378 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,980 Brighter men than you have tried and failed this class. 379 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:23,860 One valid bit, one modified bit, one reference bit and five permission bits. 380 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,200 That is correct. 381 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,160 Does everybody see how he got there? 382 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,000 Mark? 383 00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:40,040 - You Mark Zuckerberg? - Yeah. 384 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,340 - Cameron Winklevoss. - Hi. 385 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:43,460 Tyler Winklevoss. 386 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:44,920 Are you guys related? 387 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,510 - That's good. - Funny. 388 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,050 We never heard that before. 389 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:50,430 So, what can I do for you? Did I insult your girlfriends? 390 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,600 No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know. 391 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,390 - Yeah, we never asked. - We should do that. 392 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:55,520 No. 393 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,560 We have an idea we want to talk to you about. 394 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,940 You got a minute? 395 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:03,070 You guys look like you spend some time at the gym. 396 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,690 - We have to. - Why? 397 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,190 We row crew. 398 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,110 - Yeah, I've got a minute. - Great. 399 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,120 - So, you ever been inside the Porcellian? - No. 400 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,830 You understand we can't take you past the bike room, 401 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,000 because you're not a member. 402 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,500 I've heard. 403 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,260 - You want a sandwich or something? - Okay. 404 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,010 - Mark, right? - Yeah. 405 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,090 - Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner. - Hi. 406 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,010 We were really impressed with Facemash. 407 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,680 When we checked you out, you also built CourseMatch. 408 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,810 I don't know CourseMatch. 409 00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:38,310 You go online and see what courses your friends are taking. 410 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,020 It's really smart, man. 411 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,270 - Mark. - Yeah. 412 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,150 We were talking about CourseMatch. 413 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,190 It was kind of a no-brainer. 414 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,240 But you invented something in high school, too, right? 415 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,740 An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music. 416 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,790 Anybody try to buy it? 417 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:57,450 Microsoft. 418 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,620 Wow. How much? 419 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:01,790 Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free. 420 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,540 - For free? - Yeah. 421 00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:04,840 Why? 422 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:09,260 Okay, well, we have something that we've been working on for a while 423 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,420 and we think it's great. 424 00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:11,760 It's called the Harvard Connection. 425 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,260 You create your own page. Interests, bio, friends, pics. 426 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,640 And then people can go online, see your bio, request to be your... 427 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,140 Yeah, how is that different from MySpace or Friendster? 428 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,150 Harvard. Edu. 429 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,650 Harvard. Edu is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country, man. 430 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,070 I mean, the whole site's kind of based on the idea that girls... 431 00:23:30,150 --> 00:23:32,070 Not to put anything indelicately, but... 432 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,910 Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard. 433 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,280 Divya and my brother don't have trouble putting things indelicately. 434 00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:39,870 The main difference between what we're talking about and MySpace or Friendster, 435 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,370 or any of those other social networking sites is... 436 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,210 Is exclusivity. Right? 437 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,090 - Right. - Yeah. 438 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,630 We'd love for you to work with us, Mark. 439 00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,420 I mean, we need a gifted programmer who's creative. 440 00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:51,130 And we know that you've been taking it in the shins. 441 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:54,140 Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa. 442 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,680 But, you know, this could help rehabilitate your image. 443 00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:59,680 Wow. You would do that for me? 444 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:03,350 We'd like to work with you. 445 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,520 Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google. 446 00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:09,190 Our second programmer just got overwhelmed with schoolwork. 447 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,490 We would need you to build the site and write the code, and we'll provide all the... 448 00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:13,860 I'm in. 449 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,530 What? 450 00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:18,530 I'm in. 451 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:19,950 Awesome. 452 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:21,700 That's what you said? 453 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:25,080 It was three or four years ago. I don't know what I said. 454 00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:26,500 When did you come to Eduardo? 455 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,590 I don't understand that question. 456 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,340 Do you remember answering in the affirmative? 457 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,170 The affirmative? 458 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,220 When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook? 459 00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:35,930 It was called The Facebook then. 460 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,550 This doesn't need to be that difficult. 461 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,140 I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits. 462 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,600 Did you answer affirmatively 463 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:45,140 when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra 464 00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,810 asked you to build Harvard Connection? 465 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,560 Did you say yes? 466 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:51,440 I said I'd help. 467 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:54,530 When did you approach Mr. Saverin with the idea for The Facebook? 468 00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:56,110 I wouldn't say I approached him. 469 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,370 - Sy. - You can answer the question. 470 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,870 At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi. 471 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,330 What's that? 472 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,370 The Jewish fraternity. 473 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,210 It was Caribbean Night. 474 00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:27,140 It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls. 475 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:30,150 It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me. 476 00:25:30,270 --> 00:25:32,270 I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection 477 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,280 between Jewish guys and Asian girls. 478 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,360 I don't think it's that complicated. They're hot, they're smart, 479 00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:40,410 they're not Jewish, and they can't dance. 480 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,950 Hey, Mark's here. 481 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,240 Mark! 482 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:47,960 Be right back. 483 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:56,550 I think I've come up with something. 484 00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:58,840 Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe. 485 00:25:58,970 --> 00:25:59,970 What? 486 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,350 I got punched by the Phoenix. 487 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,640 - Are you kidding? - No. 488 00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:07,060 I mean, it's just the first of a four-step process, 489 00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:09,940 but they slid the invitation under my door tonight. 490 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:11,900 I go to my first punch party tomorrow. 491 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,150 So... 492 00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:15,650 You got punched by the Phoenix. 493 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,450 Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing. 494 00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:21,030 It was just a diversity thing. Just ride that horse until... 495 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,830 What did you wanna talk to me about? 496 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:24,370 - Mark? - Yeah. 497 00:26:24,490 --> 00:26:25,490 You said you'd come up with something. 498 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:28,210 Yeah, I think I've come up with something. Come outside and let's talk. 499 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,580 It's 20 degrees outside. 500 00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:31,830 I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls, 501 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,000 which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean. 502 00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:47,140 People came to Facemash in a stampede, right? 503 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,310 Yeah. 504 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,980 But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls. 505 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:52,270 You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls. 506 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,400 Yeah. 507 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,150 It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. 508 00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:58,570 People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends, 509 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,110 so why not build a website that offers that? 510 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,320 Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit. 511 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,200 Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party. 512 00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:07,410 But I'm not talking about a dating site. 513 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:12,920 I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online. 514 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,590 - I can't feel my legs. - I know. 515 00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:17,210 I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo? 516 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,380 Yeah? 517 00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,550 "It would be exclusive." 518 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,640 You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page. 519 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,600 Like getting punched. 520 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,600 Now, that's good. 521 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,850 Wardo, it's like a final club, except we're the president. 522 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:33,100 I told him I thought it sounded great. 523 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,230 It was a great idea. 524 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,360 There was nothing to hack. 525 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,490 People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information. 526 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:44,370 And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join. 527 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:48,490 See, in a world where social structure was everything, 528 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,410 that was the thing. 529 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,290 It was a big project, 530 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,540 and he was going to have to write tens of thousands of lines of code, 531 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,250 so I wondered why he was coming to me and not his roommates, 532 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:01,010 Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers. 533 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:04,470 We're gonna need a little start-up cash to rent the servers and get it online. 534 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,680 So that was why. 535 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,390 - Did he offer terms? - Yes. 536 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,430 We'll split it, 70/30. 537 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,060 70 for me, 30 for you for putting up the $1,000 538 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,400 and for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO. 539 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,520 And you said? 540 00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:18,230 I said, "Let's do it." 541 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,190 Okay. Did he add anything else? 542 00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:21,650 Yes. 543 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,950 It probably was a diversity thing. 544 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,330 But so what? 545 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,790 Why do you think he said that? 546 00:28:31,870 --> 00:28:34,080 Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting, but whose discovery is this? 547 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,920 Sy, if you'll let me continue with my line of questioning. 548 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,080 What are you suggesting? 549 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,340 That I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix 550 00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:41,000 and began a plan to screw him out of a company 551 00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:42,800 - I hadn't even invented yet. - Were you? 552 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,130 - Gretchen. - Jealous of Eduardo? 553 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,470 Stop typing. We're off the record. 554 00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:46,590 Ma'am, I know you've done your homework, 555 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,260 and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life. 556 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:50,350 But at the moment, I could buy Mount Auburn Street, 557 00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:53,640 take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping-pong room. 558 00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,860 I'll let you know how the party is. 559 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,990 We recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook, 560 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,490 and a witness in another. 561 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,660 Yes, sir. 562 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,750 At any time in the weeks prior to Mark's telling you his idea, 563 00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:17,330 did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss, 564 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,710 Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection? 565 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,460 Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site, 566 00:29:22,550 --> 00:29:26,470 but that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time. 567 00:29:26,550 --> 00:29:28,140 He said even his most pathetic friends 568 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:32,100 knew more about getting people interested in a website than these guys. 569 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,100 "These guys," meaning my clients. 570 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:38,150 Yes. He resented... Mark resented that your clients thought 571 00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:40,650 that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash. 572 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,820 But Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything. 573 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,690 With Facemash, he'd hacked into the Harvard computers, 574 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:48,410 he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety. 575 00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:51,120 Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do. 576 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,660 Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, 577 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,540 he was also communicating with the plaintiffs? 578 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,790 Not at the time, I wasn't. But... 579 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,500 It really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site. 580 00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:03,630 How would you know? You weren't even there. 581 00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:04,800 Ty. 582 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:08,220 Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, 583 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:11,760 he was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building Harvard Connection? 584 00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:13,310 You're offering a conclusion not found in evidence. 585 00:30:13,390 --> 00:30:16,060 We are about to find it in evidence. 586 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,980 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss. 587 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,980 November 30th, 2003. 588 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,860 "I read over all the stuff you sent me re: Harvard Connection. 589 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:26,490 "And it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement. 590 00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:31,280 "So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night." 591 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:35,790 From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1 st, 2003. 592 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:39,370 "Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls. 593 00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:42,290 "I was working on a problem set for my systems class." 594 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,670 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss. 595 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,920 December 10, 2003. 596 00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:50,180 "This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work, 597 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:53,390 "so I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting." 598 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,600 "I'm also really busy tomorrow." 599 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,060 Okay, anybody else feel like there's something up with this guy? 600 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,190 Tell him okay, 601 00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:03,020 but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break. 602 00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:06,360 I know, I know. Yeah, watch out. 603 00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:38,520 Hey, Mark. 604 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,520 I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with a MySQL back end. 605 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,100 It's gonna cost a little more money. 606 00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:45,560 - How much more? - About 200 more. 607 00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,150 - Do we need it? - Gotta handle the traffic. 608 00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:53,360 - Do it. - I already did. 609 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:58,830 Hey, guess what? 610 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,160 I made the second cut. 611 00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:03,920 That's good. 612 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,670 You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further. 613 00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:13,970 I'll get out of here. 614 00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:16,390 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss 615 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:17,510 and Divya Narendra. 616 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,770 December 15th, 2003. 617 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,230 "I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with 618 00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:25,980 "and it should be about 15 hours of coding, so I'll be busy tomorrow night." 619 00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:29,400 "I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon." 620 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,610 "I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon. 621 00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:34,860 "I've basically been in the lab this whole time, and also I..." 622 00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:39,580 "...won't be able to do Saturday, as I have to meet up with my parents." 623 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:48,130 As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638. 624 00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,550 It's also called the Statue of Three Lies. 625 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,470 What are the three lies? 626 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,430 Mr. Dowd. 627 00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:57,640 The three lies. First... 628 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,850 Shit! 629 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:00,760 - Take your pants off. - I know. 630 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,180 Mr. Saverin. 631 00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:06,810 One, Harvard was founded in 1636, not 1638. 632 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,230 Two, Harvard was not founded by John Harvard. 633 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,860 And three, that is not John Harvard. 634 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,280 Who is it? 635 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:16,490 It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester. 636 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:18,530 Keep your jacket on. 637 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,960 Thirty-nine days after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients, 638 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,420 and he still hadn't completed work on Harvard Connection. 639 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,300 But on January 11th, 2004, 640 00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:36,260 Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name The Facebook 641 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:39,140 via Network Solutions. 642 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,270 To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on Harvard Connection? 643 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,480 Not to my knowledge. No. 644 00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:53,900 What in the world is this? 645 00:33:55,030 --> 00:33:59,110 "Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site 646 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,780 "to really draw the attention and gain the critical mass necessary 647 00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:04,490 "to get a site like this to run"? 648 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,410 "We'll speak soon"? 649 00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:11,330 This is the first time he mentioned any problem? 650 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:12,500 Yes, it was. 651 00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:17,090 You sent 36 e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg and received 16 e-mails in return, 652 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,760 and this was the first time he indicated he was not happy. 653 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,890 That's correct. 654 00:34:20,970 --> 00:34:23,640 He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead. 655 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,810 - Do you see any of your code on Facebook? - Sy, could you... 656 00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:27,430 Did I use any of your code? 657 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,350 You stole our whole goddamn idea. 658 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,650 - Fellas. - What? Match.com for Harvard guys? 659 00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:32,860 Can I continue with my deposition? 660 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:36,070 You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. 661 00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:37,780 If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, 662 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,160 you'd have invented Facebook. 663 00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:44,530 I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check. 664 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:45,910 No shit. 665 00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:49,000 Let's continue. 666 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:53,130 February 4, 2004. 667 00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:59,800 Mark. 668 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,760 There is a girl in your art history class. Her name is Stephanie Attis. 669 00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:05,720 Do you happen to know if she has a boyfriend? 670 00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,390 Have you ever seen her with anyone? 671 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,690 And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone? 672 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,070 Dustin. 673 00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:21,280 People don't walk around with a sign on them that says... 674 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:26,580 Mark? 675 00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:55,440 We were supposed to meet at 9:00. 676 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,280 - Have you slept yet? - I have to add something. 677 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,530 What? 678 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,660 Shit, that looks good. That looks really good. 679 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:14,210 It's clean and simple. 680 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:17,000 No Disneyland, no "live nude girls." But watch. 681 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,130 What'd you write? 682 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,180 "Relationship Status." "Interested In." 683 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:26,180 This is what drives life at college. "Are you having sex or aren't you?" 684 00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:29,560 It's why people take certain classes and sit where they sit and do what they do. 685 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,520 And at its center, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about. 686 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,810 People are gonna log on because after all the cake and watermelon, 687 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:36,940 there's a chance they're actually gonna... 688 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,230 - Gonna get laid. ...meet a girl. Yes. 689 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:40,860 That is really good. 690 00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:41,990 And that was it. 691 00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:43,740 - What do you mean? - It's ready. 692 00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,950 - It's ready? Right now? - Yeah. That was it. 693 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,030 And here's the masthead. 694 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,580 - You made a masthead. - Yeah. 695 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:53,040 - "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO." - Yeah. 696 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,170 You have no idea what that's gonna mean to my father. 697 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:56,580 Sure I do. 698 00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,130 So when's it going live? 699 00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:04,130 Right now. Get your laptop out. 700 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,890 What? Why do we need my laptop? 701 00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:10,470 Because you got e-mails for everybody at the Phoenix. 702 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:18,060 Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their e-mails. 703 00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:20,860 - This is not spam. - No, I know it's not spam. 704 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,280 If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin. 705 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,690 I haven't gotten in yet. 706 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:27,820 These guys know people. And I need their e-mails. 707 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:30,870 - Sure. - Good. 708 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,160 Give me the mailing list. 709 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,580 Jabberwock12.listserv@harvard.edu. 710 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,830 These guys. 711 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,960 Yeah, they're literary geniuses 712 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,170 because the world's most obvious Lewis Carroll reference is in... 713 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,800 - They're not so bad. - I'm just saying. 714 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,670 Yeah, you're right. 715 00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:52,100 The site's live. 716 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,230 You know, let's go get a drink and celebrate. 717 00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,140 I'm buying. 718 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,730 Mark. 719 00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:04,900 Mark, are you praying? 720 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,880 Whatever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin? 721 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,040 It's a Valentine's Day theme. They're playing love songs. 722 00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:24,170 Good point. 723 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:27,170 'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs. 724 00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:33,350 Honey, you should put your laptop away. 725 00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:35,390 Seven different people spammed me the same link. 726 00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:37,060 - KC. - What is it? 727 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,180 I don't know. 728 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:40,020 But I'm really hoping it's Cats That Look Like Hitler, 729 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,810 'cause I can never get enough of that. 730 00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,480 No, it's not. 731 00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:50,200 Div! 732 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,950 What? 733 00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:59,710 This isn't mine. 734 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,540 Okay, what is wrong? 735 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,960 It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 736 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:24,650 Hey! 737 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:25,900 Not now! 738 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,070 We need 20 minutes! 739 00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,530 Okay. 740 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,860 I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website. 741 00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:36,120 Mark Zuckerberg? 742 00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:38,410 He stole our website. 743 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:40,870 It's been live for more than 36 hours. 744 00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:48,590 Mr. Hotchkiss? Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad. 745 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:51,220 Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya. 746 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,340 "Welcome to The Facebook. 747 00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:54,340 "The Facebook is an online directory that connects people 748 00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:55,890 "through different social networks. 749 00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:59,140 "You must have a harvard. Edu address to register." 750 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,680 Yeah, I called earlier. I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg. 751 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,100 Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times. 752 00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:04,230 I can read it to you. 753 00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:07,520 "'Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard,' he says." 754 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:08,650 "He" meaning Mark. 755 00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:10,690 "'I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university 756 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:11,900 "'a couple of years to get around to it. 757 00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:14,530 "'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week."' 758 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,820 Tell him Divya Narendra called. 759 00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,990 - I know, that's how he talks. - Appreciate it. 760 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,160 "As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said, 761 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:24,000 "over 650 students had registered to use thefacebook. Com. 762 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,670 "He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning." 763 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,010 Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day. 764 00:40:31,090 --> 00:40:35,340 God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day. 765 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:38,930 And this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to make a fourth. 766 00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:40,520 All right. Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr. Hotchkiss. 767 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,520 We'll put all this together and we'll e-mail it to you. 768 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,350 Well, you won't be able to go on the website yourself. 769 00:40:45,350 --> 00:40:47,520 Because you don't have a Harvard... 770 00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:49,940 You know what, it would just be easier for us to e-mail it to you. 771 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,030 I'm sure you're right. 772 00:40:51,150 --> 00:40:54,030 He's a good guy and he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to do... 773 00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:55,200 Wow. 774 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:56,700 ...what he did. 775 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,030 All right, thank you very much. And, Dad... 776 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:00,700 All right, love you, too. 777 00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:03,540 - This is a good guy? - We don't know that he's not a good guy. 778 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,620 We know he stole our idea. 779 00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:06,120 We know he lied to our faces for a month and a half. 780 00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:08,380 - No, he never lied to our faces. - Okay, he never saw our faces. 781 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:11,880 Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts and he gave himself a 42-day head start, 782 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,970 because he knows what apparently you don't, 783 00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:15,800 which is that getting there first is everything. 784 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,890 I'm a competitive racer, Div. 785 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:20,390 I don't think you need to school me in the importance of getting there first. Thank you. 786 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,810 - That was your father's lawyer? - It was his in-house counsel. 787 00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:24,810 He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate 788 00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:25,890 he'll send a cease-and-desist letter. 789 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,060 What's that gonna do? 790 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:28,480 What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him? 791 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,730 No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer. 792 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,900 - We don't even have to do that. - That's right. 793 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:36,320 We could do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me. 794 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:37,410 - I'm with this guy. - Well, whatever. 795 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,910 I'm saying, let's calm down until we know what we're talking about. 796 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:42,080 How much more information are you waiting for? 797 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,000 We met with Mark three times, we exchanged 52 e-mails, 798 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,660 we can prove that he looked at the code. 799 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,830 - What is that on the bottom of the page? - It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production." 800 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,170 - On the home page? - On every page. 801 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,920 Shit, I need a second to let the classiness waft over me. 802 00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:56,090 Okay, look, we don't know... 803 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,090 Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy options 804 00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,090 "would help restore his reputation 805 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:03,180 "following student outrage over facemash. Com." 806 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:06,600 That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us the finger in The Crimson. 807 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:09,350 While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer to look this stuff over, 808 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,860 we can at least get something going in the paper so people know... 809 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,440 - What? ...that this is in dispute. 810 00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:15,610 We're not starting a knife fight in The Crimson. 811 00:42:15,690 --> 00:42:17,110 And we're not suing anybody. 812 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,530 Why not? 813 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,450 I don't understand, I don't understand. Why not? 814 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,450 He's gonna say it's stupid. 815 00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:26,540 What, who, me? 816 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:28,120 Say it. Why not? 817 00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:31,710 Because we're gentlemen of Harvard. 818 00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:36,130 This is Harvard, where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people. 819 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,720 You thought he was gonna be the only one who thought that was stupid? 820 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,470 During the time when you say you had this idea, 821 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:46,640 did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means? 822 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,810 "A family of means"? 823 00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:50,440 Did you know their father was wealthy? 824 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:52,980 I'm not sure why you're asking me that. 825 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,320 It's not important you be sure why I'm asking. 826 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,400 - It's not important to you. - Sy. 827 00:42:58,490 --> 00:43:00,320 Did you know that they came from money? 828 00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:02,320 I had no idea whether they came from money or not. 829 00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:04,410 In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra, 830 00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:07,830 you referenced Howard Winklevoss' consulting firm. 831 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,160 If you say so. 832 00:43:09,290 --> 00:43:13,000 Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions. 833 00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:15,340 You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members 834 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,760 of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian. 835 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,090 They pointed that out. 836 00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:21,180 - Excuse us for inviting you in. - To the bike room. 837 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:25,260 Please. So it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money. 838 00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:27,930 Yes. 839 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,430 Let me tell you why I'm asking. 840 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,940 I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000 for an Internet venture, 841 00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,610 you didn't ask my clients for it. 842 00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:37,190 They had demonstrated an interest to you in that kind of thing. 843 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,360 I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. 844 00:43:40,490 --> 00:43:42,950 Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, 845 00:43:43,030 --> 00:43:44,990 and he was also my best friend. 846 00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:49,450 Your best friend is suing you for $600 million. 847 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,370 I didn't know that. Tell me more. 848 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,710 Eduardo, what happened after the initial launch? 849 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,050 I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind addressing him as Mr. Saverin? 850 00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,800 - Gretchen, they're best friends. - Not anymore. 851 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,880 Well, we already went through this on the... Never mind. 852 00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,640 Mr. Saverin, what happened after the initial launch? 853 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,140 It exploded. 854 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,060 Everybody on campus was using it. 855 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:10,730 "Facebook me" was a common expression after two weeks. 856 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,230 And Mark? 857 00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:16,150 And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 858 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:20,740 15 Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians, and a movie star. 859 00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,490 Who was the movie star? 860 00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:24,160 Does it matter? 861 00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:25,570 No. 862 00:44:27,870 --> 00:44:31,620 ...at Out of Town News and picked up that copy of Popular Electronics magazine 863 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,920 with the MIT'S Altair kit on the cover. 864 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,540 It was a beautiful day and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room. 865 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:38,670 He brought that magazine up and he showed it to me and he said, 866 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,630 "Look, it's gonna happen without us. We've gotta start now." 867 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,890 And I said, "Okay. Let's get BASIC out there." 868 00:44:46,470 --> 00:44:49,350 Now, most of you think you know the rest of the story, but you may not. 869 00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:51,720 The beginnings of this industry were very humble. 870 00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:56,060 That kit computer on the cover of that magazine had an 8080 processor in it. 871 00:44:56,150 --> 00:45:00,270 Unless you paid extra for a 1 K memory board, you got 256 bytes. 872 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:04,780 So the challenge when I wrote BASIC wasn't just to run at 4 k-bytes, 873 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:09,780 but I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k-bytes. 874 00:45:10,950 --> 00:45:12,950 Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg? 875 00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:14,330 Yeah. 876 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:16,620 - He made The Facebook. - Yeah. 877 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,290 I mean, it's both of ours. We're... 878 00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:21,250 Yeah, we... Yes. 879 00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:22,510 Cool. 880 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,260 I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice. 881 00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:25,380 Hi. 882 00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:27,680 Well, very nice to meet you. 883 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:29,510 Facebook me when you get home. 884 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,140 You know, maybe we can all go out and grab a drink. 885 00:45:31,970 --> 00:45:32,970 Certainly. 886 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,980 Absolutely do that. 887 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:44,940 She said, "Facebook me and we can all go for a drink later," 888 00:45:45,030 --> 00:45:46,570 which is stunningly great for two reasons. 889 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,370 One, she said "facebook me," right? And then the other is, well, you know... 890 00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:50,490 They wanna have drinks later. 891 00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:52,200 Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things 892 00:45:52,330 --> 00:45:53,830 packed into one regular-sized sentence? 893 00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:55,620 Excuse me, Mark? 894 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,250 Yeah? 895 00:45:57,330 --> 00:45:59,170 I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab. 896 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,880 Sure. 897 00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:03,210 - Awesome job with The Facebook. - Awesome job. 898 00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:04,340 Thanks. 899 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,260 - I'm Bob. - How you doing? 900 00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:07,760 You know, I could swear he was looking at you 901 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,050 when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room. 902 00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:12,640 I doubt it. 903 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,270 And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was. 904 00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,190 It was Bill Gates. 905 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,440 Shit, that makes sense. 906 00:46:22,270 --> 00:46:24,360 All right. Thanks, guys. 907 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:28,570 - Are you a moron? - Are you medically stupid? 908 00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,360 You can't tell Bill Gates is in front of you for an hour? 909 00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,280 I wasn't wearing my contacts. 910 00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:34,740 Can I get a Glock and kill you? 911 00:46:36,370 --> 00:46:37,960 It's time to monetize the thing. 912 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,330 What were their names? 913 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:41,210 - Hear what I just said? - When? 914 00:46:41,290 --> 00:46:43,380 I said it's time to monetize the site. 915 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,380 What does that mean? 916 00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:48,300 It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue. 917 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,720 No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it. 918 00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:53,720 - Advertising. - No. 919 00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,270 Well, we got 4,000 members. 920 00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:57,520 'Cause The Facebook is cool, 921 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,810 and if we start installing pop-ups for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool. 922 00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:02,520 Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew, but at some point, 923 00:47:02,610 --> 00:47:05,070 and I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site... 924 00:47:05,150 --> 00:47:08,360 We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is. 925 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,910 We don't know what it can be. We don't know what it will be. 926 00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:12,320 We know that it is cool. 927 00:47:12,410 --> 00:47:14,620 That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up. 928 00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:16,910 - So when will it be finished? - It won't be finished. 929 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,700 That's the point. The way fashion's never finished. 930 00:47:18,790 --> 00:47:21,080 - What? - Fashion. Fashion is never finished. 931 00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:22,630 You're talking about fashion? Really, you? 932 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,290 I'm talking about the idea of it and I'm saying that it's never finished. 933 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:28,760 Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants. 934 00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:31,510 Mark, what is this? 935 00:47:31,590 --> 00:47:33,050 - What? - This. 936 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:35,430 It's called a cease-and-desist letter. What were their names? 937 00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:36,560 - Who? - The girls. 938 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,810 When did you get this? 939 00:47:37,930 --> 00:47:40,020 About 10 days ago. Right after we launched the site. 940 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,940 - Jesus Christ. - Hey, the girls. What were their names? 941 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:45,150 The Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea. 942 00:47:45,270 --> 00:47:47,610 I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying. 943 00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:50,950 Oh, well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. 944 00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:52,240 - Look... - Why didn't you show this to me? 945 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,820 It was addressed to me. 946 00:47:53,950 --> 00:47:57,030 They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses. 947 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,160 - I know what it says. - Did we? 948 00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:00,290 Did we what? 949 00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:01,960 Don't screw around with me now. Look at me. 950 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,290 The letter says we could face legal action. 951 00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:06,040 No, it says I could face legal action. 952 00:48:06,130 --> 00:48:08,380 This is from a lawyer, Mark. They must feel they have some grounds. 953 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:11,590 - The lawyer is their father's house counsel. - Do they have grounds? 954 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,090 The grounds are our thing is cool and popular, 955 00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:14,590 and Harvard Connection is lame. 956 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,930 Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. 957 00:48:17,010 --> 00:48:18,060 I didn't use anything. 958 00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,970 Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money 959 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:21,680 to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? 960 00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:23,600 They came to me with an idea, I had a better one. 961 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:26,400 - Why didn't you show me this letter? - I didn't think it was a big deal. 962 00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:29,900 Okay. 963 00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:36,820 So if there's something wrong, if there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me. 964 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,540 I'm the guy that wants to help. This is our thing. 965 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:43,080 Now, is there anything that you need to tell me? 966 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:44,620 No. 967 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,460 What are we doing about this? 968 00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:52,970 I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back. 969 00:48:53,050 --> 00:48:54,220 And what did you say? 970 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,430 "When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site. 971 00:48:57,510 --> 00:48:59,890 "Where it stood with graphics, how much programing was left 972 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,390 "that I had not anticipated." 973 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,730 "The lack of hardware we had to deal with site use, 974 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:07,060 "the lack of promotion that would go on to successfully launch the website." 975 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:10,730 This was the first time you raised any of those concerns, right? 976 00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,440 I'd raised concerns before. 977 00:49:12,530 --> 00:49:13,780 - Bullshit. - Not to us. 978 00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:17,910 Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring. 979 00:49:17,990 --> 00:49:19,030 Yeah. 980 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,990 Let me rephrase this. 981 00:49:21,290 --> 00:49:25,750 You sent my client 16 e-mails. In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns. 982 00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:26,920 Is that a question? 983 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,540 In the 16th e-mail you raised concerns about the site's functionality. 984 00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:33,380 - Were you leading them on for six weeks? - No. 985 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:36,550 Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before? 986 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,510 - It's raining. - I'm sorry? 987 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,850 It just started raining. 988 00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:43,020 Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention? 989 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:44,930 No. 990 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,400 Do you think I deserve it? 991 00:49:47,690 --> 00:49:48,730 What? 992 00:49:48,810 --> 00:49:51,770 Do you think I deserve your full attention? 993 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,360 I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition 994 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,570 and I don't wanna perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. 995 00:49:57,660 --> 00:50:01,450 Okay. No. You don't think I deserve your attention? 996 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:04,580 I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, 997 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:05,790 they have a right to give it a try, 998 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:09,210 but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. 999 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:12,710 You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. 1000 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:16,010 The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, 1001 00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:18,380 where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, 1002 00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:20,050 including and especially your clients, 1003 00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:23,470 are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. 1004 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:27,270 Did I adequately answer your condescending question? 1005 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,950 Well, I have 12:45. Why don't we say that's lunch? 1006 00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:41,240 Back at 2:30. 1007 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,200 So what were their names? 1008 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:48,000 Their names were Christy and Alice, 1009 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:53,090 and they wanna have drinks tonight. 1010 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:58,590 You're not supposed to be in here. This is a men's room. 1011 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,800 Wow. 1012 00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:19,240 Oh, my God. 1013 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,660 I don't care. 1014 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,850 Hey, man, sorry. 1015 00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:47,850 A couple girls are freshening up in there. 1016 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:50,270 Sweet. 1017 00:51:54,690 --> 00:51:56,400 We have groupies. 1018 00:52:04,910 --> 00:52:06,200 I'll be right back. 1019 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,080 Mark, where you going? Mark. 1020 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:14,380 Erica? 1021 00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:17,340 Hi. 1022 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:20,050 I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot. 1023 00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:21,840 - First time. - Mine, too. 1024 00:52:22,510 --> 00:52:23,800 Could I talk to you alone for a second? 1025 00:52:25,050 --> 00:52:26,260 I think I'm good right here. 1026 00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:30,390 I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace. 1027 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,730 Right here is fine. 1028 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,520 I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched. 1029 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,690 No. 1030 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,280 - The Facebook? - You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark. 1031 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,190 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 1032 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,280 - On the Internet. - That's why I came over. 1033 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,990 Comparing women to farm animals. 1034 00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:46,950 I didn't end up doing that. 1035 00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:48,700 It didn't stop you from writing it. 1036 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:51,370 As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever 1037 00:52:51,450 --> 00:52:53,750 it would be a crime for it not to be shared. 1038 00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:57,880 The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink, 1039 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,880 and you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, 1040 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,340 right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, 1041 00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:07,260 and then rated women based on their hotness. 1042 00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:10,470 - Erica, is there a problem? - No, there's no problem. 1043 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,680 You write your snide bullshit from a dark room 1044 00:53:13,770 --> 00:53:16,560 because that's what the angry do nowadays. 1045 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,610 I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it. 1046 00:53:19,690 --> 00:53:21,650 If we could just go somewhere for a minute... 1047 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,940 I don't wanna be rude to my friends. 1048 00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:26,450 Okay. 1049 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,620 Good luck with your video game. 1050 00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,620 Hey, that was great. That was the right thing to do. 1051 00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:34,620 You apologized, right? 1052 00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:38,630 We have to expand. 1053 00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:40,130 Sure. Mark? 1054 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:44,050 Is he mad about something? 1055 00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:47,300 Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia. 1056 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,090 Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me. 1057 00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:50,970 Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach, 1058 00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:53,270 and you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper. 1059 00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:54,390 It's The Bridge. 1060 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,730 They hate doing stories about Harvard. 1061 00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:57,730 Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major. 1062 00:53:57,810 --> 00:54:00,230 Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing. 1063 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,020 Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper? 1064 00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:03,320 Because I do. Now here's the arrangement. 1065 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,400 Eduardo is CFO and owns 30% of the company. 1066 00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:07,030 Dustin is vice president and head of programing, 1067 00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:09,700 and his 5% of the company will come from my end. 1068 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,080 Chris is director of publicity, 1069 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,540 and his compensation will depend on how much work he ends up doing. 1070 00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:14,660 Any questions? 1071 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:18,330 - Who are the girls? - Sorry. They're Christy and Alice. 1072 00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:19,710 - Hi. - Hi. 1073 00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,210 - Hello. - Hi. 1074 00:54:21,710 --> 00:54:23,130 Is there anything we can do? 1075 00:54:23,210 --> 00:54:24,300 No, that's it. 1076 00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:26,720 - Yale and Columbia, let's go. - And Stanford. 1077 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,430 - What? - Stanford. 1078 00:54:29,510 --> 00:54:31,720 It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto. 1079 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,940 You don't want any lunch? 1080 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:40,100 No. 1081 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,190 You're welcome to some salad. 1082 00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:43,820 No, thank you. 1083 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,160 This must be hard. 1084 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:53,740 Who are you? 1085 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:56,830 I'm Marylin Delpy. I introduced myself when we first... 1086 00:54:56,910 --> 00:54:58,290 I mean, what do you do? 1087 00:54:58,370 --> 00:55:00,500 I'm a second-year associate at the firm. 1088 00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:03,170 My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase. 1089 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,960 What are you doing? 1090 00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:09,050 Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia. 1091 00:55:09,130 --> 00:55:10,380 Bosnia. 1092 00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:13,680 They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. 1093 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,350 You must really hate the Winklevosses. 1094 00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,440 I don't hate anybody. 1095 00:55:24,690 --> 00:55:27,940 The Winklevi aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. 1096 00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:30,570 They are suing me because for the first time in their lives, 1097 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,070 things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them. 1098 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,210 He's expanding. 1099 00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:43,460 What? 1100 00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:44,960 He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford. 1101 00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:46,210 It's gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow. 1102 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:47,340 - Really? - Yep. 1103 00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:50,670 Well, looks like that cease-and-desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh? 1104 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,050 I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get the site taken down now. 1105 00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:57,100 Every minute the site is up, Harvard Connection becomes less valuable. 1106 00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:59,980 I want an injunction. I want damages. I want punitive relief. 1107 00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:01,100 And I want him dead. 1108 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,270 Yeah, I want those things, too. 1109 00:56:02,350 --> 00:56:03,650 Then why aren't we doing anything about it? 1110 00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:05,020 Because we're gentlemen of Harvard? 1111 00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,820 No, it's because you're not thinking how it's gonna look. 1112 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:07,940 How's it gonna look? 1113 00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:09,230 Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes 1114 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,570 chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym. 1115 00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:15,280 Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law. 1116 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,200 When he goes to Connecticut, New York and California, 1117 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,620 he'll have violated federal law. 1118 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,500 And, by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law. 1119 00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:22,500 There's no such thing as Harvard law. 1120 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:25,080 Wait. Yeah, there is. 1121 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:31,510 Harvard Student Handbook. 1122 00:56:31,590 --> 00:56:34,390 Every freshman is issued one of these, and somewhere in this book it says... 1123 00:56:34,470 --> 00:56:35,890 You can't steal from another student. 1124 00:56:37,850 --> 00:56:39,600 This is what we needed. We're going to Summers. 1125 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,560 Well, you can't get a meeting with Larry Summers. 1126 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,480 My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school. 1127 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,770 We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school. 1128 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:49,320 And we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school. 1129 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,860 I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school. 1130 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:54,450 Why Stanford? 1131 00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:56,320 Why do you think? 1132 00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:01,950 I'm sorry. 1133 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,620 I'm late for biochem. 1134 00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:06,330 Okay. 1135 00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:10,420 You don't know my name, do you? 1136 00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:12,260 Is it Stanford? 1137 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,930 I should just kick your ass. 1138 00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:17,180 How do you go to a party and you meet someone... 1139 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:20,510 Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. 1140 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,770 Your father's in commercial real estate and your mother's 10 years sober. 1141 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:25,440 What's my major? 1142 00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:27,520 - Trombone. - Really? 1143 00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:30,020 I remember something about a trombone. 1144 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:35,110 French. 1145 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,280 Your major's French. 1146 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,030 - And yours? - Mine? 1147 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,330 - I don't have one. - You haven't declared? 1148 00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:42,790 I don't go to school. 1149 00:57:42,870 --> 00:57:44,710 - You're kidding. - No. 1150 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,040 Well, where did you go to school? 1151 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,460 William Taft Elementary, for a little while. 1152 00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:50,630 Seriously? 1153 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,630 You're not like 15 years old or anything, are you? 1154 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,380 No. 1155 00:57:56,050 --> 00:57:57,130 Wait, you're not like 15, are you? 1156 00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:58,340 No. 1157 00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,560 So, what do you do? 1158 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,310 I'm an entrepreneur. 1159 00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:06,890 - You're unemployed. - I wouldn't say that. 1160 00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:08,060 What would you say? 1161 00:58:08,190 --> 00:58:09,310 That I'm an entrepreneur. 1162 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,060 Well, then, what was your latest preneur? 1163 00:58:11,190 --> 00:58:15,820 Well, I founded an Internet company that let folks download and share music for free. 1164 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:17,240 Kind of like Napster? 1165 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,740 Exactly like Napster. 1166 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,490 What do you mean? 1167 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,910 I founded Napster. 1168 00:58:21,990 --> 00:58:23,990 Sean Parker founded Napster. 1169 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,410 Nice to meet you. 1170 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,330 You're Sean Parker? 1171 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,250 You see, the shoe's on the other... 1172 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:31,420 - Foot? - Table, which has turned. 1173 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:34,250 I just slept with Sean Parker? 1174 00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:36,050 You just slept on Sean Parker. 1175 00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,680 - You're a zillionaire. - Not technically. 1176 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,260 What are you? 1177 00:58:40,930 --> 00:58:42,600 Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music, 1178 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,020 even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys. 1179 00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,600 This is blowing my mind. 1180 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:48,690 I appreciate that. 1181 00:58:48,770 --> 00:58:50,600 I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class. 1182 00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:54,110 Biochem, even though you're a French major whose name is Amy. 1183 00:58:54,610 --> 00:58:55,860 You passed. 1184 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,280 I'm a hard worker. 1185 00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:02,620 There's juice or anything else you can find. Help yourself. 1186 00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:03,780 You mind if I check my e-mail? 1187 00:59:04,370 --> 00:59:05,950 Yeah, go ahead. 1188 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,130 Amy! 1189 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:20,470 Jesus. 1190 00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:22,890 - Amy! Can you come out here? - Yeah? 1191 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,260 Just a second. 1192 00:59:28,270 --> 00:59:29,730 There's a snake in here, Amy. 1193 00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:30,890 What? 1194 00:59:33,310 --> 00:59:34,400 Where? 1195 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,900 There isn't a snake, but I need to ask you something. 1196 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,990 Are you kidding me? I could've been killed. 1197 00:59:38,110 --> 00:59:39,240 How? 1198 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:43,070 By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain. 1199 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,830 What do you need to ask me? 1200 00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:47,740 Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and there's a website open on your computer. 1201 00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:52,080 Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit. 1202 00:59:52,170 --> 00:59:54,330 - What's that? - The Facebook? 1203 00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:57,420 Stanford's had it for, like, two weeks now. 1204 00:59:57,630 --> 01:00:00,760 It's really awesome, except it's freakishly addictive. 1205 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,180 Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day. 1206 01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:04,760 Mind if I send myself an e-mail? 1207 01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:06,350 Yeah, is everything okay? 1208 01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,270 Everything's great. 1209 01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:13,270 I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg. 1210 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:18,780 I've never been in this building before. 1211 01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:23,200 This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful. 1212 01:00:24,530 --> 01:00:26,200 We're sitting in chairs. 1213 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,160 Yes. 1214 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,370 Very good. You can go in now. 1215 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,630 That's their own stupidity. I should've been there. 1216 01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:40,300 Well, darkness is the absence of light, 1217 01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:43,220 and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me. 1218 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:45,220 Catherine, I've got students in my office now. 1219 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,220 Students. Undergrads. 1220 01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:48,810 I don't know. 1221 01:00:48,890 --> 01:00:51,640 From the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise. 1222 01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,980 All right, bye-bye. 1223 01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:54,900 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir. 1224 01:00:54,980 --> 01:00:56,900 I'm Cameron Winklevoss and this is my brother, Tyler. 1225 01:00:56,980 --> 01:00:59,070 And you're here because... 1226 01:01:00,530 --> 01:01:01,570 Either of you can answer. 1227 01:01:01,650 --> 01:01:03,150 I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were reading the letter. 1228 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,320 I've read the letter. 1229 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,660 Well, we came up with an idea for a website called Harvard Connection... 1230 01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:10,910 We've since changed the name to ConnectU. And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea... 1231 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,410 I understand. 1232 01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:15,000 And I'm asking what you want me to do about it. 1233 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,000 Well, sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook, which is distributed to each freshman, 1234 01:01:19,090 --> 01:01:21,420 under the heading "Standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community," 1235 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,180 it says the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming 1236 01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,680 in their dealings with members in this community. 1237 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,260 Students are required to respect public and private ownership, 1238 01:01:30,890 --> 01:01:32,770 and instances of theft, misappropriation or... 1239 01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,350 - Anne? - Yes, sir? 1240 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,270 Punch me in the face. Go ahead. 1241 01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:43,190 ...or unauthorized use will result in disciplinary action, 1242 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,280 including the requirement to withdraw from the college. 1243 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,450 And you memorized that instead of doing what? 1244 01:01:47,570 --> 01:01:50,950 What my brother and I came here today to ask of you, respectfully, of course... 1245 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,200 Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple. 1246 01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,540 And you've spoken to your House Master? 1247 01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:57,960 Yes, sir. And the House Master made a recommendation to the Ad Board, 1248 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,630 but the Ad Board won't see us. 1249 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,550 Have you tried dealing with the other student directly? 1250 01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:04,460 Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our e-mails or phone calls 1251 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:05,630 for the last two weeks. 1252 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,550 He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland, 1253 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,470 and the closest I've come to dealing with him face-to-face 1254 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,890 is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square. 1255 01:02:11,970 --> 01:02:13,060 You chased him? 1256 01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:15,730 I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared. 1257 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,900 - I don't see this as a university issue. - Of course this is a university issue. 1258 01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:22,400 There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both. 1259 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,940 You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other. 1260 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:29,990 I'm sorry, President Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all. 1261 01:02:30,070 --> 01:02:31,240 I'm devastated by that. 1262 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,990 What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room 1263 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,250 and stole our computer, that would be a university issue. 1264 01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:38,670 I really don't know. This office doesn't handle petty larceny. 1265 01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,080 This isn't petty larceny. 1266 01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:42,340 This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars. 1267 01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:43,590 - Millions? - Yes. 1268 01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:46,260 You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you. 1269 01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:49,180 Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call. 1270 01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:53,510 I was the US Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call. 1271 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,930 Letting our imaginations run away with us 1272 01:02:55,020 --> 01:02:56,930 is exactly what we were told to do in your freshman address. 1273 01:02:57,020 --> 01:03:00,020 Well, then I would suggest that you let your imaginations 1274 01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,440 run away with you on a new project. 1275 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:02,690 You would? 1276 01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:04,190 Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. 1277 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,950 Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job. 1278 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,780 So I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project. 1279 01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:15,950 - I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. - Please, arrive at the point. 1280 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,790 You don't have to be an intellectual property expert 1281 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,370 to understand the difference between right and wrong. 1282 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,290 And you're saying that I don't? 1283 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:23,380 - Of course I'm not saying that, sir. - I'm saying that. 1284 01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:25,170 - Really? - Sir. 1285 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:27,300 Anne, how did they get this appointment? 1286 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:29,300 Colleagues of their father. 1287 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,140 Let me tell you something, Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss, 1288 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:35,640 since you're on the subject of right and wrong. 1289 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:39,980 This action, this meeting, the two of you being here is wrong. 1290 01:03:40,230 --> 01:03:43,560 It's not worthy of Harvard. It's not what Harvard saw in you. 1291 01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:46,070 You don't get special treatment. 1292 01:03:46,230 --> 01:03:48,650 - We never asked... - Just start another project? 1293 01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:50,570 Like we're making a diorama for a science fair? 1294 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:52,160 If you have a problem with that, Mr. Winklevoss... 1295 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,320 We never asked for special treatment. 1296 01:03:53,410 --> 01:03:57,080 ...the courts are always at your disposal. Is there anything else I can do for you? 1297 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,830 You can take the Harvard Student Handbook and shove it... 1298 01:03:58,910 --> 01:04:00,000 Ty. 1299 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,870 Thank you very much for your time, sir. 1300 01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:09,380 Whoops. 1301 01:04:09,590 --> 01:04:12,090 Broke your 335-year-old doorknob. 1302 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,850 Eduardo, spring break, you and Mr. Zuckerberg took a trip to New York. 1303 01:04:16,930 --> 01:04:19,520 - Yes. - What was the purpose of the trip? 1304 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,270 Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers. 1305 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,110 Who paid for the trip? 1306 01:04:25,190 --> 01:04:28,280 It was paid for out of the $1,000 account I had set up a few months earlier. 1307 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,200 At this point, your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company? 1308 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,280 - Yes. - How did you feel the meetings went? 1309 01:04:35,780 --> 01:04:37,870 - They went terribly. - Why? 1310 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,200 Mark was asleep. 1311 01:04:39,290 --> 01:04:40,700 I was not asleep. 1312 01:04:40,790 --> 01:04:42,120 Can I rephrase my answer? 1313 01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:44,290 I wish he'd been asleep. 1314 01:04:47,090 --> 01:04:50,590 So we're in 29 schools now, with over 75,000 members. 1315 01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:52,550 People who go on The Facebook 1316 01:04:52,630 --> 01:04:55,050 tend to stay on longer than almost any other website. 1317 01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:56,890 Now, here's the most impressive statistic. 1318 01:04:56,970 --> 01:04:59,970 91% of people who try it once will come back. 1319 01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,930 - Now, if you'll allow me... - Excuse me one second. 1320 01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:04,390 What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk? 1321 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,070 It wasn't a tsk. 1322 01:05:09,230 --> 01:05:10,570 It was... 1323 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:13,320 Like a glottal stop. 1324 01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:15,660 Almost a gag reflex. 1325 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,990 Guys, what is this? 1326 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,750 There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip. 1327 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:23,160 Yes, it was a dinner. 1328 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,660 It was set up through my girlfriend at the time. 1329 01:05:24,830 --> 01:05:27,830 Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting? 1330 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,170 Yes. Very. 1331 01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:32,260 - Look, they're not gonna card us. - They might. 1332 01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:34,170 - I mean, look around. - It'll be embarrassing. 1333 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,090 - Tell him they're not gonna card us. - They're not gonna card us. 1334 01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:39,100 - Mark... - Are you gonna talk about ads again? 1335 01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:40,930 Unless you're the ballet theater of Hartford, 1336 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,020 the purpose of a business is to make a profit. 1337 01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,270 It isn't a business yet. 1338 01:05:44,350 --> 01:05:48,150 That's tough for me, 'cause my... Never mind. 1339 01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:52,530 He's 25 minutes late. 1340 01:05:52,610 --> 01:05:55,360 He founded Napster when he was 19. He can be late. 1341 01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:57,110 - He's not a god. - Then what is he? 1342 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,700 He's 25 minutes late. 1343 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,030 I think Wardo's jealous. 1344 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,330 I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous. 1345 01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:04,540 Why? 1346 01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:08,120 Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had done a search and I'd asked around. 1347 01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:11,500 And he struck me as kind of a... 1348 01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:14,840 A wild card. 1349 01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:16,050 Why? 1350 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:19,470 He crashed out of two pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion, 1351 01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:20,970 he's had a reputation with drugs... 1352 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,310 He also founded the companies. 1353 01:06:22,390 --> 01:06:23,720 We don't need him. 1354 01:06:24,350 --> 01:06:25,390 He's here. 1355 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,150 No, no, take your time. 1356 01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:32,980 - And he does own a watch. - Stop it. 1357 01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,070 - I'm Sean Parker. - How do you do? 1358 01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:39,070 You must be Eduardo. And Christy. And Mark. 1359 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,160 - Great to meet you. - Great to meet you. 1360 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,740 You guys don't have anything in front of you. 1361 01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:43,910 - No. - Tori. 1362 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000 We were waiting. 1363 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,250 - Hey, baby boy. - Can you bring out some things? 1364 01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:50,170 The lacquered pork with that ginger confit. Tuna tartare? 1365 01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:52,090 And the lobster claws, that'll get us started. 1366 01:06:52,210 --> 01:06:54,090 Christy, what do you like to drink? 1367 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,920 An appletini. 1368 01:06:57,010 --> 01:06:59,050 Great. Four of those. 1369 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:02,430 From that point on, it was a Seanathon. 1370 01:07:11,270 --> 01:07:13,940 The question was, "What did you talk about?" 1371 01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:27,700 He took us through his episode with Napster. 1372 01:07:27,790 --> 01:07:30,790 I didn't wanna spend my 20s as a professional defendant. 1373 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,960 Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humor. 1374 01:07:34,090 --> 01:07:37,300 We tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties, 1375 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,890 but I guess to them that was a little like selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas. 1376 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,060 So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy. 1377 01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,810 - But you made a name for yourself. - And you are dry. 1378 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:49,640 - Tori! - No, no, I'm good. 1379 01:07:49,730 --> 01:07:51,940 And then he went on to his second business venture, 1380 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,650 which was an online Rolodex that he got thrown out of by Case Equity. 1381 01:07:55,980 --> 01:07:57,730 And I wanted to do it nice this time. 1382 01:07:58,150 --> 01:08:01,740 I put on a tie and I shined my shoes, but nobody wants to take orders from a kid. 1383 01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:04,740 So let me tell you what happens to a 20-year-old at the top of a hot dot-com. 1384 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,990 - I'm not a psychiatrist, but... - I'm glad we've got that on the record. 1385 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,330 You're not a psychiatrist, but what? 1386 01:08:10,460 --> 01:08:13,290 A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid. 1387 01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,920 They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night. 1388 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,090 You're a target for high-priced escorts. 1389 01:08:18,170 --> 01:08:20,510 I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones. 1390 01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:23,180 Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already. 1391 01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:25,850 Private behavior is a relic of a time gone by. 1392 01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:28,770 And if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama, 1393 01:08:28,850 --> 01:08:30,020 they'll make shit up. 1394 01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,690 Because they don't want you, they want your idea. 1395 01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:34,520 And they want you to say "thank you" while you... 1396 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:36,020 Excuse me. 1397 01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:37,520 ...wipe your chin and walk away. 1398 01:08:37,650 --> 01:08:38,690 That's what happened to you? 1399 01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,360 And delusional. 1400 01:08:41,030 --> 01:08:44,110 Yes. But there'll be payback at Case. 1401 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,780 I brought down the record companies with Napster 1402 01:08:45,870 --> 01:08:47,200 and Case'll suffer for their sins, too. 1403 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,790 Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies. 1404 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,200 They won. 1405 01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:53,040 - In court. - Yeah. 1406 01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:55,960 You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo? 1407 01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:01,800 And he told story after story about life in Silicon Valley, 1408 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:05,890 and parties at Stanford and down in LA, and friends who'd become millionaires... 1409 01:09:06,010 --> 01:09:10,890 But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California. 1410 01:09:11,810 --> 01:09:14,140 And then he got around to The Facebook. 1411 01:09:14,230 --> 01:09:16,730 So, tell me about your progress. 1412 01:09:16,810 --> 01:09:20,400 Well, we're in 29 schools now. We got over 75,000 members. 1413 01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:22,240 - Tell me about the strategy you're using. - Okay. 1414 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,320 For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas, 1415 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,240 but Baylor already had a social network on campus. 1416 01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:27,910 So instead of going right after them, 1417 01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:30,080 we made a list of every school within 100 miles... 1418 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,240 You put The Facebook on those campuses first. 1419 01:09:31,330 --> 01:09:34,160 Pretty soon all the Baylor kids saw their friends on our site and we were in. 1420 01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,580 It's called the Little Bighorn. That's smart, Mark. 1421 01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:37,080 - Thanks, that was mine. - Easy. 1422 01:09:37,170 --> 01:09:38,920 Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us. 1423 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,920 I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook, 1424 01:09:41,050 --> 01:09:42,920 but Mark doesn't want advertising. Who's right? 1425 01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,260 Well... 1426 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,180 Neither of you yet. 1427 01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:48,600 The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it. 1428 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:49,760 Yeah. 1429 01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:51,510 You don't wanna ruin it with ads because ads aren't cool. 1430 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,680 Exactly. 1431 01:09:52,770 --> 01:09:54,270 It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus 1432 01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,600 and someone's saying it's gotta be over by 11:00. 1433 01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:56,770 That's exactly right. 1434 01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:59,020 - You don't even know what the thing is yet. - Exactly. 1435 01:09:59,110 --> 01:10:02,820 How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. 1436 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:04,820 A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? 1437 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:05,950 You? 1438 01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:10,070 "A billion dollars." 1439 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,290 And that shut everybody up. 1440 01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:18,460 And that's where you're headed. A billion-dollar valuation. 1441 01:10:19,210 --> 01:10:21,880 Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with 1442 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,800 a chain of very successful yogurt shops. 1443 01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:28,010 When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish. 1444 01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:31,390 You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout? 1445 01:10:31,470 --> 01:10:33,310 - No, he's holding a 3,000-pound marlin. - Yep. 1446 01:10:33,390 --> 01:10:34,470 - That's a good analogy. - Okay. 1447 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,940 But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right? 1448 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,060 Have you seen the big ones up close? 1449 01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,110 No, but I don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. 1450 01:10:41,190 --> 01:10:43,820 That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy. 1451 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:45,440 You think we might be getting away from the point? 1452 01:10:45,530 --> 01:10:49,820 I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm just a fan who came to say hi. 1453 01:10:49,910 --> 01:10:51,740 He owned Mark after that dinner. 1454 01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:55,040 He picked up the check, he told Mark they'd talk again soon, 1455 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,200 and he was gone. 1456 01:10:56,290 --> 01:11:00,170 But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company. 1457 01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:05,000 Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." 1458 01:11:05,590 --> 01:11:07,130 It's cleaner. 1459 01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:11,090 Shit. 1460 01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:14,850 Goodbye, sweetie. 1461 01:11:15,890 --> 01:11:17,100 Yeah. 1462 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,900 That's gotta be some kind of land speed record for talking. 1463 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,150 You wanna end the party at 11:00. 1464 01:11:27,110 --> 01:11:30,360 - I'm trying to pay for the party. - There won't be a party unless it's cool. 1465 01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:32,660 So, what do you think? 1466 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,700 Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The." 1467 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,910 I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout. 1468 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,290 Doesn't that sound good? 1469 01:11:39,370 --> 01:11:41,080 If you're a trout. 1470 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,710 I'm going to enter this into the record. 1471 01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:46,710 Incorporation papers for Facebook, an LLC registered in Florida. 1472 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,880 - Why Florida? - It's where my family lives. 1473 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:51,550 And ask the respondent to stipulate that the articles of incorporation 1474 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:55,390 state the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg, 1475 01:11:55,470 --> 01:11:58,600 30% for Eduardo Saverin and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz. 1476 01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,770 Yeah, we stipulate. 1477 01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:02,730 - And that was April 13th, 2004. - You can mark it. 1478 01:12:02,810 --> 01:12:04,440 You have anything here? 1479 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:05,820 Yes. Thank you. 1480 01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:08,610 Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything 1481 01:12:08,690 --> 01:12:11,280 that might be considered legitimate grounds for termination? 1482 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,160 No. 1483 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:18,790 You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it? 1484 01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:20,790 - No. - No? 1485 01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,420 No. 1486 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,670 You were accused of animal cruelty. 1487 01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:31,720 - Wait. - You weren't? 1488 01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,050 This is not happening. 1489 01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:36,470 I have here an article from The Crimson... 1490 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,640 Jesus Christ. 1491 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,770 I can't have this, Wardo. 1492 01:12:38,850 --> 01:12:42,310 Come on, man. This is bullshit. This is another club playing a prank. 1493 01:12:43,850 --> 01:12:46,110 I'd gotten into the Phoenix. 1494 01:12:46,190 --> 01:12:48,820 I'd been accepted, and as part of my initiation I had to, 1495 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:52,900 for one week, carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken. 1496 01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:55,620 They identify you as one of the founders of Facebook. 1497 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,080 "Junior Eduardo Saverin..." 1498 01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,120 I'm not the expert, but being connected to torturing animals 1499 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,540 is probably bad for business. 1500 01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:05,460 I did not torture the chicken. I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy? 1501 01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:09,380 No, and settle down, please. I have here an article from The Crimson... 1502 01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:11,260 - This is scathing. - 956. 1503 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:14,180 I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark, 1504 01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:15,970 and I had the chicken with me, 1505 01:13:16,050 --> 01:13:18,050 because I had to have the chicken with me at all times. 1506 01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,220 This was college. 1507 01:13:19,310 --> 01:13:21,390 - Somebody's gonna have to answer for this. - 969. 1508 01:13:21,850 --> 01:13:24,020 And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, 1509 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:26,520 and I had to feed my chicken, so I... 1510 01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:29,820 Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken. 1511 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,070 Someone must have seen me, because the next thing I knew 1512 01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:33,860 I was being accused of forced cannibalism. 1513 01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:37,320 I didn't know you couldn't do that. 1514 01:13:37,740 --> 01:13:39,740 I dealt with the various animal rights groups, 1515 01:13:39,830 --> 01:13:42,040 I dealt with the associate dean of the college. 1516 01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:44,000 This was all resolved. 1517 01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,120 988. 1518 01:13:45,210 --> 01:13:47,250 Someone from the Porc or the Fly must have reported it. 1519 01:13:47,330 --> 01:13:49,170 For all I know, it was the Winklevosses. 1520 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,960 All right, let's just forget about it. 1521 01:13:51,050 --> 01:13:54,010 This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty. 1522 01:13:54,090 --> 01:13:55,550 It's better to be accused of necrophilia. 1523 01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,260 It is better to be accused of necrophilia. 1524 01:13:57,340 --> 01:14:00,720 Now I have to explain this to my father. I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody. 1525 01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:02,220 What is happening on that? 1526 01:14:02,310 --> 01:14:04,390 I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art 1527 01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,730 and I haven't been to class. 1528 01:14:05,810 --> 01:14:07,060 I'm supposed to write about these four paintings. 1529 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,770 That's a Facebook page? 1530 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:09,900 Yeah. I opened it under an alias. 1531 01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:11,400 I posted the paintings and asked people to comment. 1532 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:14,490 Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going. 1533 01:14:14,570 --> 01:14:16,990 Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam? 1534 01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:19,870 - I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen. - And why not? 1535 01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:22,700 Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam. 1536 01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:25,960 - That's not what friends do. - Well, you just told us he was cheating. 1537 01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:27,920 Oops. 1538 01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:32,210 You told your lawyers I was torturing animals? 1539 01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,920 No, he didn't tell us about it at all. 1540 01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:36,760 Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article. 1541 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,550 In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you. 1542 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,060 Oops. 1543 01:14:43,470 --> 01:14:45,520 993. We are so close. 1544 01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:49,310 Yeah, that reminds me, we're gonna need more money, Wardo. 1545 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,440 Yeah, no, I agree. More servers, more help. 1546 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,270 I'm interviewing two interns to come to Palo Alto 1547 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,440 and we're gonna have to pay them something. 1548 01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:56,490 - Sorry, what? - I already found a house for rent 1549 01:14:56,570 --> 01:14:58,320 on a street two blocks from the Stanford campus. 1550 01:14:58,410 --> 01:14:59,740 It is perfect and it's got a pool. 1551 01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,820 When did you decide to go to California for the summer? 1552 01:15:01,910 --> 01:15:03,160 You mean when did I actually decide? 1553 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,410 Was it somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker Variety Hour? 1554 01:15:06,830 --> 01:15:09,040 He was right, California's the place we've gotta be. 1555 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,540 What, you're Jed Clampett? 1556 01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:12,670 I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil. 1557 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,420 Yeah, got the show in Brazil, it was genius. 1558 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:17,840 - What is your problem with Sean? - He doesn't bring anything to the table. 1559 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,970 He doesn't have money. Dustin's a better programmer. 1560 01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:23,640 - He's got connections to VCs. - We don't need VCs, we need advertisers. 1561 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,640 - And I have connections to VCs. - No real players. 1562 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,310 And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way... 1563 01:15:28,390 --> 01:15:30,600 - It was the Winklevosses, Mark. - Hang on. 1564 01:15:30,690 --> 01:15:32,150 Hit "Refresh." 1565 01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:35,980 150,004. 1566 01:15:36,070 --> 01:15:38,440 150,000 members, Wardo. 1567 01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:40,150 - Congratulations, dude. - Congratulations. 1568 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:44,700 You don't think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives? 1569 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:46,450 Who came up with nothing. 1570 01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:48,500 Enough to get him out of the company. The drugs, the girls. 1571 01:15:48,580 --> 01:15:50,710 - We don't know that any of that's true. - You can read about it. 1572 01:15:50,790 --> 01:15:52,330 I can read about you torturing birds. Since when... 1573 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:56,090 Okay, don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout? 1574 01:15:58,590 --> 01:15:59,630 What's he talking about? 1575 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,390 I'm interviewing interns at 10:00 tomorrow night in the CS lab. 1576 01:16:02,470 --> 01:16:03,640 Get on board with this, man. 1577 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,260 You know, I don't really know what else to say. 1578 01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:32,000 You can do one more! One more! 1579 01:16:36,710 --> 01:16:37,750 Wardo! 1580 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,130 Yo! Mark! 1581 01:16:41,050 --> 01:16:42,090 What's going on? 1582 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:44,550 They have 10 minutes to get root access to a Python web server, 1583 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:45,930 expose its SSL encryption, 1584 01:16:46,010 --> 01:16:47,640 and then intercept all traffic over its secure port. 1585 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,810 They're hacking. 1586 01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:50,930 Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator. But here's the beauty. 1587 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:52,850 You know I didn't understand anything you just said, right? 1588 01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:54,060 - I do know that. - So what's the beauty? 1589 01:16:54,150 --> 01:16:56,060 Every tenth line of code written, they have to drink a shot. 1590 01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:59,150 Hacking's supposed to be stealth, so every time the server detects an intrusion, 1591 01:16:59,230 --> 01:17:01,070 the candidate responsible has to drink a shot. 1592 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,860 I also have a program running that has a pop-up window 1593 01:17:02,950 --> 01:17:04,780 appear simultaneously on all five computers. 1594 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,870 The last candidate to hit the window has to drink a shot. 1595 01:17:06,950 --> 01:17:09,080 Plus, every three minutes they all have to drink a shot. 1596 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,620 - Three minutes! - Drink one now! 1597 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:15,330 Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk? 1598 01:17:15,420 --> 01:17:16,460 You're right. 1599 01:17:16,540 --> 01:17:19,840 A more relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week. 1600 01:17:21,630 --> 01:17:23,550 - That was mean. - Here. 1601 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,760 What is this? 1602 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,930 I opened a new account and put $18,000 in it. 1603 01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:31,270 Will that get you through the summer? 1604 01:17:31,350 --> 01:17:32,390 - Here! - Mark? 1605 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,890 Right here! 1606 01:17:39,070 --> 01:17:40,900 Welcome to Facebook. 1607 01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,990 - $18,000? - Yes. 1608 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,410 In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up. 1609 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:57,080 - Yes. - A total of $19,000 now. 1610 01:17:57,170 --> 01:17:58,420 - Yes. - Hang on. 1611 01:18:00,590 --> 01:18:02,050 I'm just checking your math on that. 1612 01:18:02,130 --> 01:18:04,470 Yes, I got the same thing. 1613 01:18:05,050 --> 01:18:06,130 May I continue? 1614 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,640 After expressing misgivings about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company 1615 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,760 and moving it to California for the summer, 1616 01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:14,850 why did you put $18,000 in an account for his use? 1617 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:18,690 I figured we were partners. I wanted to be a team player. 1618 01:18:18,770 --> 01:18:21,860 I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site 1619 01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:24,400 while I was generating advertiser interest in New York. 1620 01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:29,030 But mostly I figured, how much could possibly go wrong in three months? 1621 01:18:30,830 --> 01:18:32,620 Go, go, go, go, go. 1622 01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,830 - I didn't die. - I know. 1623 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,750 - I made it. - You did. 1624 01:18:42,170 --> 01:18:43,500 Okay, ready? 1625 01:18:43,590 --> 01:18:45,840 - That was like an 8. - That was like a 2. 1626 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,300 - It was better than that. - Yeah. 1627 01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:58,020 I'm okay. 1628 01:18:58,100 --> 01:18:59,350 - You sure? - Yeah. 1629 01:18:59,980 --> 01:19:01,060 Yikes. 1630 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:03,820 That's the doorbell. 1631 01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:05,110 I didn't know we had a doorbell. 1632 01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:07,900 - Andrew, get the door! - No, he's wired in. 1633 01:19:07,990 --> 01:19:09,990 That's gonna cut into your security deposit. 1634 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,160 - Andrew. - Not now. 1635 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,580 Good boy. 1636 01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,040 - Sean? - Mark? 1637 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,080 - Do you live here? - Yeah. 1638 01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:23,420 Do you? 1639 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,050 We were right across the street. We saw the chimney... 1640 01:19:25,130 --> 01:19:27,720 - Is anybody hurt? - No. You live across the street? 1641 01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:30,300 I'm Sharon. 1642 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,720 This is my... Sharon. She lives across the street. 1643 01:19:32,850 --> 01:19:34,140 I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney... 1644 01:19:34,220 --> 01:19:36,180 We had a zip line to the pool. 1645 01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:39,520 You came to California. 1646 01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:41,020 Yeah. 1647 01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:43,230 You made the right choice. 1648 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,200 Here you go. 1649 01:19:54,870 --> 01:19:55,910 Sharon? 1650 01:19:58,370 --> 01:19:59,370 I'm so sorry. 1651 01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:00,500 - No problem. - I didn't know you were gonna... 1652 01:20:00,580 --> 01:20:02,630 - Here you go. - No, no, no. Wait! 1653 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:08,090 This house and this team are great. It's exactly what it should be. 1654 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,220 I'm Sean Parker. 1655 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:11,430 Oh, he's wired in. 1656 01:20:11,970 --> 01:20:13,640 That's what I'm talking about. 1657 01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:16,350 Where's Eduardo? 1658 01:20:16,430 --> 01:20:18,930 He got an internship in New York. 1659 01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:20,980 Eduardo didn't come out? 1660 01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:44,290 I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things, 1661 01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:47,840 but she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents' place. 1662 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:51,380 - The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. - All right. 1663 01:20:51,470 --> 01:20:53,930 What's your plan for the summer? 1664 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,300 Mark? 1665 01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:59,100 I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture. 1666 01:21:00,430 --> 01:21:01,770 I asked what your plan for the... 1667 01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:03,350 A hundred schools by the end of the summer. 1668 01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:05,190 - We're gonna go to the restroom. - Okay. 1669 01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:07,310 Yeah, I'll go with you. 1670 01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:12,440 Your date looks so familiar to me. 1671 01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:14,110 She looks familiar to a lot of people. 1672 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,450 What do you mean? 1673 01:21:17,450 --> 01:21:20,830 A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, 1674 01:21:20,950 --> 01:21:23,750 but he's too embarrassed to shop for it in a department store. 1675 01:21:23,830 --> 01:21:25,670 He comes up with an idea for a high-end place 1676 01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:28,090 that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. 1677 01:21:28,170 --> 01:21:32,170 He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another 40,000 from his in-laws, 1678 01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:35,260 opens a store and calls it Victoria's Secret. 1679 01:21:35,340 --> 01:21:38,050 Makes a half million dollars his first year. 1680 01:21:38,140 --> 01:21:41,970 Starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company 1681 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:45,310 to Leslie Wexner and The Limited for $4 million. 1682 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,650 Happy ending, right? 1683 01:21:47,190 --> 01:21:51,440 Except two years later, the company's worth $500 million, 1684 01:21:51,530 --> 01:21:54,820 and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. 1685 01:21:57,030 --> 01:22:00,830 Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs, you know? 1686 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,410 Was that a parable? 1687 01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:08,420 My date's a Victoria's Secret model. That's why she looks familiar to you. 1688 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,960 - God. - Don't be impressed by all this. 1689 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:11,300 I read your blog. 1690 01:22:11,380 --> 01:22:13,420 You know, no, that was for web cretins. 1691 01:22:13,510 --> 01:22:15,170 You know why I started Napster? 1692 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:21,140 The girl I loved in high school was with the co-captain of the varsity lacrosse team, 1693 01:22:21,220 --> 01:22:23,270 and I wanted to take her from him. 1694 01:22:23,350 --> 01:22:25,270 So I decided to come up with the next big thing. 1695 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,230 - I didn't know that. - Napster wasn't a failure. 1696 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,770 I changed the music industry for better and for always. 1697 01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:36,110 It may not have been good business, but it pissed a lot of people off. 1698 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,660 And isn't that what your Facemash was about? 1699 01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:41,410 They're scared of me, pal, and they're gonna be scared of you. 1700 01:22:41,530 --> 01:22:43,290 What the VCs want is to say, 1701 01:22:43,370 --> 01:22:46,210 "Good idea, kid, the grown-ups will take it from here." 1702 01:22:46,290 --> 01:22:48,920 But not this time. This is our time. 1703 01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:52,840 This time, you're gonna hand them a business card that says, 1704 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,630 "I'm CEO, bitch." 1705 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,720 That's what I want for you. 1706 01:22:58,430 --> 01:23:00,050 So where the hell is Eduardo? 1707 01:23:01,220 --> 01:23:03,680 - He's in New York. - Sucking up to ad execs. 1708 01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,720 - He's got an... - An internship. 1709 01:23:06,890 --> 01:23:10,400 The company's here. A billion-dollar company's here. 1710 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,360 - Do you live and breathe Facebook? - Yes. 1711 01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:14,570 I know you do. 1712 01:23:14,650 --> 01:23:17,740 Wardo wants to be a businessman and for all I know he's gonna be a good one, 1713 01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:20,570 but he shouldn't be in New York kissing Madison Avenue's ass. 1714 01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:25,740 This is a once-in-a-generation, "holy shit" idea. 1715 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,750 And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold. 1716 01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:35,590 Look at my face and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. 1717 01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:38,840 Do you ever think about that girl? 1718 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:39,970 What girl? 1719 01:23:40,090 --> 01:23:43,430 The girl from high school with the lacrosse thing. 1720 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:45,760 No. 1721 01:23:45,850 --> 01:23:49,390 If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots. 1722 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:50,980 A hundred schools by the end of the summer? 1723 01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,100 Yeah. 1724 01:23:52,190 --> 01:23:53,560 Tell you what. Gesture of good faith. 1725 01:23:53,650 --> 01:23:58,110 While you're getting into 100 schools, I'll put you on two continents. 1726 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,360 Two... 1727 01:24:04,830 --> 01:24:06,290 If you don't have a place to crash, 1728 01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:08,660 I think you should definitely come and live with us. 1729 01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:11,540 Let's line up some shots. 1730 01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:13,750 - Excuse me! - Yes, sir. 1731 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,960 You can take this away and bring back the 1942. 1732 01:24:17,050 --> 01:24:18,960 Absolutely, Mr. Parker. 1733 01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:38,150 Attention... Go! 1734 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:59,510 At the barrier, Hollandia is leading Harvard University by one length. 1735 01:25:09,350 --> 01:25:10,520 Approaching the grandstands, 1736 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,730 Hollandia maintains a lead of three-quarters of a length. 1737 01:25:26,950 --> 01:25:28,200 Come on! 1738 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:08,200 Whatever. 1739 01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:14,910 - Mr. Winklevoss. - Tyler. 1740 01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:16,870 - Tremendous race. - Thank you. 1741 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,210 - And this is my brother, Cameron. - Excellent. 1742 01:26:19,290 --> 01:26:20,340 Sir? 1743 01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:22,130 His Royal Highness Prince Albert. 1744 01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,010 Your Highness, this is Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. 1745 01:26:24,090 --> 01:26:27,430 Of course. Brilliant race. I've never seen a race that close. 1746 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:28,550 Yes, Your Highness. 1747 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,680 My grandfather, Jack Kelly, was one of the premier rowers of his day. 1748 01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:35,230 I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I'd never seen a race that close. 1749 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,230 Have you? Have you seen a race that close? 1750 01:26:37,310 --> 01:26:38,400 No, Your Highness. 1751 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,860 Mile-and-a-half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two. 1752 01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:43,730 Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally close. 1753 01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:44,990 May I introduce my teammates? 1754 01:26:45,110 --> 01:26:47,030 I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us. 1755 01:26:47,110 --> 01:26:48,780 On to the Dutch. 1756 01:26:52,290 --> 01:26:53,660 Sorry you flew all the way out here to see that. 1757 01:26:53,790 --> 01:26:55,910 Wouldn't have missed it, brother. How was the royalty? 1758 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,620 I just wanted him to tell me a couple more times how close the race was. 1759 01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:02,250 Just brutal, brutally close. Brutally excruciating. Jesus. 1760 01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:04,000 The guy is the prince of a country the size of Nantucket. 1761 01:27:04,130 --> 01:27:05,130 Relax, it's fine. 1762 01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:06,420 - Boys. Divya. - Dad. 1763 01:27:06,510 --> 01:27:08,550 - Mr. Winklevoss. - That was a tough beat. 1764 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,720 I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that. 1765 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,640 No, don't ever apologize to me for losing a race like that. 1766 01:27:13,010 --> 01:27:15,640 Don't ever apologize to anyone for losing a race like that. 1767 01:27:15,770 --> 01:27:17,600 - Boys. - Mr. Kenwright. 1768 01:27:18,270 --> 01:27:20,940 Dad, this is Mr. Kenwright, head of the host family for this week. 1769 01:27:21,020 --> 01:27:22,770 - Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you. 1770 01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:24,270 I've just had a phone chat with my daughter. 1771 01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:27,320 She told me that she and her friends are already talking about the race, 1772 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:29,700 which they've just seen via their computers. 1773 01:27:29,820 --> 01:27:33,660 A new website called Facebook. Do you have this in America? 1774 01:27:34,990 --> 01:27:37,160 I'm gonna find your mother. 1775 01:27:38,710 --> 01:27:39,750 Have I said something wrong? 1776 01:27:39,830 --> 01:27:41,710 Your daughter doesn't go to school in the States? 1777 01:27:41,830 --> 01:27:43,130 No, no. Cambridge. 1778 01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:45,960 Majoring in French literature, though I wasn't aware there was such a thing. 1779 01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:47,130 And they have Facebook at Cambridge? 1780 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:49,300 And apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics. 1781 01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:50,470 That's where her friends are. 1782 01:27:51,050 --> 01:27:52,550 That's awesome. 1783 01:27:53,010 --> 01:27:56,520 Good race, boys. Take the bitter with the better, eh? 1784 01:27:58,850 --> 01:28:00,230 I'm gonna go watch the race film. 1785 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,860 If this is online, I wanna see it. 1786 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:07,320 Stop it. 1787 01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:09,360 Stop it, Cam. 1788 01:28:09,740 --> 01:28:11,240 Knock it off. 1789 01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:14,370 I don't mind that we lost to the Dutch today by less than a second. 1790 01:28:14,490 --> 01:28:16,660 That was a good race, and that was a fair race. 1791 01:28:16,740 --> 01:28:18,200 And they'll see us again. 1792 01:28:18,330 --> 01:28:20,460 What I mind, and what you should mind, 1793 01:28:20,540 --> 01:28:23,710 is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday. 1794 01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:26,170 We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter, 1795 01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:29,840 we tried the Ad Board, and we tried talking to the president of the university. 1796 01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:32,430 Now, I am asking you for the last time, 1797 01:28:32,550 --> 01:28:37,720 let's take the considerable resources at our disposal and sue him in federal court. 1798 01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:39,430 Come on. 1799 01:28:40,850 --> 01:28:42,690 I need a real drink. 1800 01:28:49,570 --> 01:28:50,570 Screw it. 1801 01:28:52,030 --> 01:28:54,240 Let's gut the frigging nerd. 1802 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:58,410 That's what I'm talking about! 1803 01:28:58,580 --> 01:29:00,410 No, no, no, no, no. 1804 01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:02,830 But check it out, I saw him today. 1805 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,330 Manningham, Mitchell Manningham, my Case Equity guy. 1806 01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:06,500 Hang on. 1807 01:29:06,590 --> 01:29:08,250 Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles? 1808 01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,010 We don't know, we're just shooting at each other. 1809 01:29:10,090 --> 01:29:11,510 Use Sweet Kamikazes. 1810 01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:13,720 Like we know what that is. 1811 01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:18,010 I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me, too. 1812 01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:19,680 I know he did. 1813 01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:25,060 Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline. 1814 01:29:25,230 --> 01:29:26,560 Bong hit. 1815 01:29:27,270 --> 01:29:28,770 Does anybody hear that banging? 1816 01:29:28,860 --> 01:29:31,280 You don't hear anything. You're writing code. 1817 01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,360 Dude, somebody's at the door. 1818 01:29:33,450 --> 01:29:38,030 It's not a dish best served cold. It's best served immediately and relentlessly. 1819 01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:43,580 I'm gonna call you back. 1820 01:29:45,580 --> 01:29:48,090 What's up? 1821 01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,550 Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago. 1822 01:29:51,630 --> 01:29:53,220 I've been calling his cell. 1823 01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:57,800 He was on a 36-hour coding tear, so he took a nap for a couple of hours. 1824 01:30:04,060 --> 01:30:05,140 What happened here? 1825 01:30:05,270 --> 01:30:08,730 Not happened. Happening. The next big thing. 1826 01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:09,980 Wardo. 1827 01:30:10,070 --> 01:30:11,070 Hey, man. 1828 01:30:11,150 --> 01:30:13,150 - Back to work. - Okay. 1829 01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:16,150 The more bad I get at this, the more wasted I get. 1830 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:17,780 I mean the more wasted that I get... 1831 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:19,570 We understand. 1832 01:30:21,950 --> 01:30:23,080 How old are they, Sean? 1833 01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:25,000 It's not polite to ask. 1834 01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:26,250 Sean, how old are they? 1835 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:28,830 You think you know me, right? 1836 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:30,170 I've read enough. 1837 01:30:30,290 --> 01:30:32,630 You know how much I've read about you? 1838 01:30:33,170 --> 01:30:34,510 Nothing. 1839 01:30:38,340 --> 01:30:40,100 - Wardo. - Hey, man. 1840 01:30:40,180 --> 01:30:43,100 - I waited an hour for you at the airport. - What time is it? 1841 01:30:43,180 --> 01:30:46,520 It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. In New York, where I just came from. 1842 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:50,270 You gotta see some of the new stuff we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall. 1843 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:51,440 I'm just calling it the Wall. 1844 01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:54,110 Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up. 1845 01:30:54,190 --> 01:30:55,780 You know Peter Thiel? 1846 01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:57,200 - Nope. - No reason you should. 1847 01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:00,530 He just runs a $2-billion hedge fund called Clarium Capital. 1848 01:31:02,030 --> 01:31:03,620 Why's he setting up meetings? 1849 01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:04,790 Thiel might wanna make an angel investment. 1850 01:31:04,870 --> 01:31:07,960 I don't care if he's an actual angel. Why is he setting up business meetings? 1851 01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,710 - You've had a long flight. - No, I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK, 1852 01:31:10,790 --> 01:31:13,040 then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO, 1853 01:31:13,170 --> 01:31:15,050 and in between there was a long flight. 1854 01:31:15,170 --> 01:31:16,880 I'm the business end of this company. 1855 01:31:17,630 --> 01:31:20,050 And he is a houseguest living here rent free 1856 01:31:20,180 --> 01:31:23,050 on a very generous grant from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation. 1857 01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:26,480 I heard about your big-ticket ad buys. Gary's Tuxedos. 1858 01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:28,230 - Hey, man... - Harvard Bartending Course. 1859 01:31:28,310 --> 01:31:31,520 You're just a small step away from bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it. 1860 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,990 - You wanna talk to me alone for a minute? - Sure. 1861 01:31:47,330 --> 01:31:48,660 Bong hit. 1862 01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:51,040 - I'm so high. - No, you're not. 1863 01:31:51,580 --> 01:31:53,340 So how's it going? 1864 01:31:53,670 --> 01:31:56,340 How's the internship? How's Christy? 1865 01:31:57,340 --> 01:31:59,670 - How's the internship? - Yeah. 1866 01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:03,180 Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship. 1867 01:32:03,260 --> 01:32:05,760 We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day. 1868 01:32:07,390 --> 01:32:09,770 I do remember you saying that. 1869 01:32:09,940 --> 01:32:11,730 So how is Christy? 1870 01:32:12,100 --> 01:32:13,770 Christy's crazy. 1871 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:15,770 - Is that fun? - No. 1872 01:32:15,860 --> 01:32:16,860 I mean, she's actually psychotic. 1873 01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:22,110 She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her. 1874 01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:24,070 Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend. 1875 01:32:27,620 --> 01:32:31,710 I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company. 1876 01:32:31,790 --> 01:32:33,960 You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is where it's all happening. 1877 01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,040 - Did you hear what I just said? - The connections, the energy... 1878 01:32:36,130 --> 01:32:37,130 Mark, you got... 1879 01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:39,800 I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind. 1880 01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:42,220 I want... I need you out here. 1881 01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:44,220 - Please don't tell him I said that. - What did you just say? 1882 01:32:44,300 --> 01:32:46,390 It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would. 1883 01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:48,220 - It's moving fast. - What did you mean? 1884 01:32:48,310 --> 01:32:50,230 - And Sean thinks we have... - Sean is not part of this company. 1885 01:32:50,310 --> 01:32:51,390 We have over 300,000 members, Wardo, 1886 01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:53,650 and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe. 1887 01:32:53,730 --> 01:32:55,230 I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO! 1888 01:32:55,310 --> 01:32:56,730 We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need. 1889 01:32:56,820 --> 01:32:58,400 We need more programmers and we need more money, 1890 01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,990 and he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town. 1891 01:33:01,110 --> 01:33:02,320 - He set up other meetings? - Yes. 1892 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,160 - Without me knowing anything about it. - You're in New York. 1893 01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:08,160 I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers! 1894 01:33:08,290 --> 01:33:09,950 And how's it going so far? 1895 01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:16,920 What did you mean, "get left behind"? 1896 01:33:21,630 --> 01:33:23,010 - Hi. - Can I help you? 1897 01:33:23,090 --> 01:33:24,590 I'd like to freeze this bank account 1898 01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:28,140 and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit. 1899 01:33:29,470 --> 01:33:32,640 - May I see some ID, please? - Yeah, sure, sorry. 1900 01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:40,690 Sean, he'll be right with you. 1901 01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:42,190 No problem. 1902 01:33:44,030 --> 01:33:46,280 You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno? 1903 01:33:46,370 --> 01:33:48,120 That's comforting. 1904 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,290 Hey, guys. Come on back. 1905 01:33:52,790 --> 01:33:55,040 - She offer you some waters? - Oh, yeah. We're cool. 1906 01:33:56,630 --> 01:33:57,880 Sean, how are you? Come on in. 1907 01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,880 - You must be Mark. - Hi. 1908 01:34:01,670 --> 01:34:05,010 We took a look at everything, and congratulations. 1909 01:34:05,130 --> 01:34:08,640 We're gonna start you off with a $500,000 investment. 1910 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:12,720 Maurice is gonna talk to you about some corporate restructuring. 1911 01:34:12,850 --> 01:34:14,890 We'll file as a corporation in Delaware 1912 01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:17,900 and come up with a stock structure that allows for new investors. 1913 01:34:17,980 --> 01:34:20,320 Now, let me ask you something. 1914 01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,400 Who's Eduardo Saverin? 1915 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,010 Jesus Christ. 1916 01:34:47,590 --> 01:34:48,680 When did you get back? 1917 01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:50,180 You scared me. I need you to knock. 1918 01:34:50,260 --> 01:34:52,180 When did you get back? 1919 01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:54,930 I got back this afternoon. 1920 01:34:55,060 --> 01:34:56,520 And when were you gonna call me? 1921 01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:59,270 Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired... 1922 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:03,270 Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts? 1923 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:07,240 I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior. 1924 01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:08,860 Are you mocking me? 1925 01:35:09,070 --> 01:35:10,280 I brought you a present. 1926 01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,950 Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page? 1927 01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:16,120 What? 1928 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:20,130 Why does your Relationship Status say "single" on your Facebook page? 1929 01:35:20,210 --> 01:35:21,880 Well, I was single when I set up the page. 1930 01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:24,050 And you just never bothered to change it? 1931 01:35:24,130 --> 01:35:25,210 What? 1932 01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:26,880 I don't know how. 1933 01:35:26,970 --> 01:35:28,800 Do I look stupid to you? 1934 01:35:28,930 --> 01:35:30,220 No, calm down. 1935 01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:32,550 You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook 1936 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,890 doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook? 1937 01:35:34,970 --> 01:35:38,310 It's embarrassing, so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that. 1938 01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:39,640 - Go to hell. - Take it easy. 1939 01:35:39,770 --> 01:35:42,810 No, you didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts 1940 01:35:42,900 --> 01:35:44,070 every time you go out to see Mark. 1941 01:35:44,150 --> 01:35:47,150 Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts 1942 01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,160 don't care what anyone's Relationship Status is on Facebook. 1943 01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:51,660 Please, open your present. 1944 01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:53,660 Your phone does work. 1945 01:35:54,620 --> 01:35:55,740 It's Mark. 1946 01:35:55,830 --> 01:35:58,000 Okay, this is gonna be tricky. 1947 01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:00,580 Open your present. It's a silk scarf. 1948 01:36:00,670 --> 01:36:02,330 Have you ever seen me wear a scarf? 1949 01:36:02,750 --> 01:36:04,590 This'll be your first. 1950 01:36:04,670 --> 01:36:05,750 Yeah. 1951 01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:07,090 - You froze our account? - I did. 1952 01:36:07,170 --> 01:36:09,420 - You froze the account. - I had to get your attention, Mark. 1953 01:36:09,510 --> 01:36:11,260 Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? 1954 01:36:11,340 --> 01:36:12,930 Do you realize that your actions could have destroyed 1955 01:36:13,010 --> 01:36:14,010 everything I've been working on? 1956 01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:15,180 We have been working on. 1957 01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:16,770 Without money, the site can't function. 1958 01:36:16,850 --> 01:36:19,100 Let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everybody else. 1959 01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:20,270 We don't crash ever! 1960 01:36:20,350 --> 01:36:24,020 If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed. 1961 01:36:24,110 --> 01:36:26,110 - Look... - Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that. 1962 01:36:26,190 --> 01:36:28,940 Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire user base. 1963 01:36:29,030 --> 01:36:31,360 The users are interconnected. That is the whole point. 1964 01:36:31,450 --> 01:36:33,200 College kids are online because their friends are online 1965 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:35,450 and if one domino goes, the other dominos go. 1966 01:36:35,530 --> 01:36:36,620 Don't you get that? 1967 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:38,330 I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi! 1968 01:36:40,330 --> 01:36:41,710 Holy shit. 1969 01:36:44,540 --> 01:36:45,880 What is wrong with you? 1970 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,460 Did you like being nobody? 1971 01:36:47,550 --> 01:36:49,300 Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that? 1972 01:36:49,380 --> 01:36:50,800 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1973 01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:52,220 That was the act of a child, not a businessman, 1974 01:36:52,300 --> 01:36:53,720 and it certainly was not the act of a friend. 1975 01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:56,390 You know how embarrassing it was for me to try to cash a check today? 1976 01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:57,720 I am not going back to that life. 1977 01:36:57,850 --> 01:37:00,230 - Maybe you were frustrated. - Yeah! 1978 01:37:00,390 --> 01:37:02,690 - Maybe you were angry. - I was! 1979 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,230 But I am willing to let bygones be bygones, 1980 01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:07,650 because, Wardo, I've got some good news. 1981 01:37:07,730 --> 01:37:08,900 I'm sorry. 1982 01:37:08,980 --> 01:37:13,740 I was angry, and maybe it was childish, but I had to get your attention. 1983 01:37:13,860 --> 01:37:16,660 Wardo, I said I've got some good news. 1984 01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:18,080 What is it? 1985 01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:20,750 Peter Thiel just made an angel investment of half a million dollars. 1986 01:37:20,830 --> 01:37:22,000 What? 1987 01:37:22,210 --> 01:37:26,170 Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office. 1988 01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:29,420 They wanna reincorporate the company. They wanna meet you. 1989 01:37:29,550 --> 01:37:31,010 They need your signature on some documents, 1990 01:37:31,090 --> 01:37:33,510 so you gotta get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco. 1991 01:37:33,590 --> 01:37:35,180 I need my CFO. 1992 01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,180 I'm on my way. 1993 01:37:41,270 --> 01:37:42,770 - Wardo? - Yeah? 1994 01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,390 We did it. 1995 01:37:47,730 --> 01:37:48,940 Wardo? 1996 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,440 You're going back there already? 1997 01:37:51,570 --> 01:37:52,690 Yes. 1998 01:37:54,450 --> 01:37:56,610 And also, I'm breaking up with you. 1999 01:38:00,450 --> 01:38:02,250 Somebody stop her! 2000 01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:05,790 Four documents. 2001 01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:07,790 The first two are common stock purchase agreements, 2002 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:10,960 allowing you to buy stock in the newly reincorporated Facebook, 2003 01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:14,470 as opposed to the old shares, which are now worthless. 2004 01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:15,720 The third is an exchange agreement 2005 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:18,550 allowing you to exchange the old shares for new shares, 2006 01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:20,890 and then finally a voter holding agreement. 2007 01:38:20,970 --> 01:38:22,720 How many shares of stock will I own? 2008 01:38:22,810 --> 01:38:25,980 1,328,334. 2009 01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:27,440 Jesus Christ. 2010 01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,440 That represents a 34.4% ownership share. 2011 01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:33,280 Why the increase from the original 30%? 2012 01:38:33,360 --> 01:38:36,110 'Cause you may need to dilute it to award shares to new investors. 2013 01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:39,070 - I love working with business majors. - I'm telling you. 2014 01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,200 - Economics. - Right. 2015 01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:45,200 You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51. 2016 01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:49,750 Well, Mark doesn't care about money and he needs to be protected. 2017 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,130 Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%. 2018 01:38:54,210 --> 01:38:57,050 Sean Parker, 6.47%. 2019 01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:00,350 I can live with that. 2020 01:39:00,430 --> 01:39:02,260 And Peter Thiel, 7%. 2021 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:08,940 Would you like to use my pen? 2022 01:39:09,190 --> 01:39:12,150 Eduardo? Eduardo? 2023 01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:15,030 Can you please repeat the question? 2024 01:39:15,110 --> 01:39:17,320 No, it was an outrageously leading question the first time around, 2025 01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,530 and now you want us to hear it twice? 2026 01:39:18,610 --> 01:39:20,490 Yes. Would you read it back, please? 2027 01:39:20,570 --> 01:39:21,620 Well, go ahead. 2028 01:39:21,700 --> 01:39:23,410 "Counsel: 'And when you signed these documents, 2029 01:39:23,490 --> 01:39:26,250 "'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?"' 2030 01:39:26,330 --> 01:39:27,410 No. 2031 01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:35,960 It was insanely stupid of me not to have my own lawyers look over all the... 2032 01:39:36,050 --> 01:39:39,220 In all honesty, I thought they were my lawyers. 2033 01:39:42,470 --> 01:39:44,060 I was your only friend. 2034 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,310 You had one friend. 2035 01:39:52,150 --> 01:39:53,190 My father won't even look at me. 2036 01:39:53,270 --> 01:39:58,360 Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers? 2037 01:39:58,490 --> 01:40:01,490 There was a lot of handshaking, a lot of congratulations. 2038 01:40:02,660 --> 01:40:04,030 He'd already told me that he wouldn't be 2039 01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:07,250 coming back to school for at least a semester, 2040 01:40:07,330 --> 01:40:10,080 so we were saying goodbye for a while. 2041 01:40:10,870 --> 01:40:12,130 And then before I left he said... 2042 01:40:12,210 --> 01:40:13,290 But you gotta come back. 2043 01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:15,880 Somewhere around the end of November or early December. 2044 01:40:15,960 --> 01:40:18,420 Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a million members. 2045 01:40:18,510 --> 01:40:20,260 It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it. 2046 01:40:20,340 --> 01:40:21,630 A million members? 2047 01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:22,890 Yeah. 2048 01:40:23,390 --> 01:40:26,680 Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland? 2049 01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:28,810 Yeah. 2050 01:40:32,230 --> 01:40:33,480 Yeah, I'll be here. 2051 01:40:38,650 --> 01:40:39,820 You sure about this? 2052 01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:41,070 You're 20 minutes late. 2053 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:42,610 You're gonna walk in there and say you overslept 2054 01:40:42,700 --> 01:40:43,820 and didn't have time to get dressed. 2055 01:40:43,910 --> 01:40:46,080 They're gonna pitch you. Case Equity is going to pitch you. 2056 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,740 They're gonna beg you to take their money. 2057 01:40:47,830 --> 01:40:49,500 You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, 2058 01:40:49,580 --> 01:40:52,620 and then you're gonna say, "Which one of you is Roth?" 2059 01:40:52,710 --> 01:40:54,130 No, not Roth. Manningham. 2060 01:40:54,210 --> 01:40:56,340 "Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am." 2061 01:40:56,420 --> 01:40:59,880 And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."' 2062 01:41:00,420 --> 01:41:01,760 Walk out. 2063 01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:03,050 Okay. 2064 01:41:15,900 --> 01:41:18,020 In late November, I got the e-mail from Mark 2065 01:41:18,110 --> 01:41:20,150 telling me to come out for the millionth-member party. 2066 01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,280 What else did the e-mail say? 2067 01:41:21,860 --> 01:41:24,030 It said that we had to have a business meeting. 2068 01:41:24,910 --> 01:41:28,160 That Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity, 2069 01:41:28,830 --> 01:41:30,450 and that Manningham was so impressed 2070 01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:34,460 that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down. 2071 01:41:34,540 --> 01:41:38,710 So I went to California, and I went straight to the new offices. 2072 01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:42,510 I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting, 2073 01:41:42,590 --> 01:41:44,970 so I kind of dressed for both. 2074 01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:47,640 - But it didn't matter. - Why not? 2075 01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:49,930 Because I wasn't called out there for either one. 2076 01:41:50,020 --> 01:41:51,600 What were you called out there for? 2077 01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:56,810 An ambush. 2078 01:41:57,230 --> 01:41:59,070 Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here. 2079 01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:07,240 Hey, man. 2080 01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:08,370 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 2081 01:42:08,450 --> 01:42:11,160 - Good, good, good, good, good. - Good to see you. 2082 01:42:11,250 --> 01:42:14,710 At first I thought he was joking. Giving me more contracts to sign. 2083 01:42:19,090 --> 01:42:20,880 But then I started reading. 2084 01:42:24,260 --> 01:42:26,050 Wait, what is this? 2085 01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:29,640 Well, as you know, we had some new investors that have come in. 2086 01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:30,810 What is this? 2087 01:42:43,110 --> 01:42:44,570 Mr. Saverin. 2088 01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,360 Mark! 2089 01:42:49,660 --> 01:42:51,120 - Mark? - He's wired in. 2090 01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:52,240 - Sorry? - He's wired in. 2091 01:42:52,330 --> 01:42:53,790 - Is he? - Yes. 2092 01:42:55,370 --> 01:42:58,120 - How about now? Are you still wired in? - Call security. 2093 01:42:58,210 --> 01:43:00,040 You issued 24 million new shares of stock! 2094 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:02,880 You were told that if new investors came along... 2095 01:43:02,960 --> 01:43:06,090 How much were your shares diluted? How much were his? 2096 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:09,930 What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to? 2097 01:43:10,260 --> 01:43:11,300 It wasn't. 2098 01:43:11,390 --> 01:43:15,020 What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to? 2099 01:43:15,100 --> 01:43:16,430 It wasn't. 2100 01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:19,440 What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to? 2101 01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:20,560 It wasn't. 2102 01:43:20,650 --> 01:43:23,320 What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to? 2103 01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:24,480 It wasn't. 2104 01:43:24,570 --> 01:43:27,570 And what was your ownership share diluted down to? 2105 01:43:28,570 --> 01:43:31,240 .03% 2106 01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:41,380 - You signed the papers. - You set me up. 2107 01:43:41,460 --> 01:43:44,000 You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company, 2108 01:43:44,090 --> 01:43:45,960 and you made a bad business deal with your own company? 2109 01:43:46,050 --> 01:43:47,670 It's gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook. 2110 01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:49,090 It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. 2111 01:43:49,180 --> 01:43:50,220 You're not a part of Facebook. 2112 01:43:50,300 --> 01:43:52,680 - My name's on the masthead. - You might wanna check again. 2113 01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:54,100 This because I froze the account? 2114 01:43:54,180 --> 01:43:56,350 You think we'd let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, 2115 01:43:56,430 --> 01:43:57,480 pretending you were running this company? 2116 01:43:57,560 --> 01:43:59,890 Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's! 2117 01:43:59,980 --> 01:44:04,360 Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! 2118 01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:06,110 Security's here. You'll be leaving now. 2119 01:44:06,190 --> 01:44:09,110 - I'm not signing those papers. - We will get the signature. 2120 01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,320 Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix. 2121 01:44:13,990 --> 01:44:18,200 You... You did it. I knew you did it. You planted that story about the chicken! 2122 01:44:18,290 --> 01:44:20,410 - I didn't plant that story. - What's he talking about? 2123 01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:23,460 - You had me accused of animal cruelty. - Seriously. What the hell's the chicken? 2124 01:44:23,540 --> 01:44:25,250 And I'll bet what you hated the most 2125 01:44:25,340 --> 01:44:28,760 is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook. 2126 01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:32,050 Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 2127 01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:36,680 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything. 2128 01:44:43,150 --> 01:44:46,110 - Get him out of here. - It's okay, I'm going. 2129 01:44:48,070 --> 01:44:49,360 Hang on. 2130 01:44:51,570 --> 01:44:53,160 Almost forgot. 2131 01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:56,490 Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. 2132 01:44:56,580 --> 01:44:58,120 I drew it on the account you froze. 2133 01:45:03,420 --> 01:45:05,960 I like standing next to you, Sean. 2134 01:45:07,210 --> 01:45:09,340 It makes me look so tough. 2135 01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:23,770 Well... 2136 01:45:24,230 --> 01:45:27,150 That's it, that's our show for tonight, people. 2137 01:45:27,230 --> 01:45:29,530 And look, I wanna see everyone here geared up for a party. 2138 01:45:29,610 --> 01:45:31,690 We're gonna walk into that club like it's the Macy's Parade. 2139 01:45:31,780 --> 01:45:34,910 Mackey, put it up on the big screen. We've gotta almost be there. 2140 01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:40,040 - You all right? - Yeah. 2141 01:45:41,290 --> 01:45:42,750 You were kind of rough on him. 2142 01:45:42,830 --> 01:45:44,830 That's life in the NFL. 2143 01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:46,670 You know you didn't have to be that rough on him. 2144 01:45:46,750 --> 01:45:48,920 - Listen, I put him... - Sean! 2145 01:45:50,210 --> 01:45:52,300 You didn't have to be that rough on him. 2146 01:45:52,380 --> 01:45:53,590 He almost killed it. 2147 01:45:56,350 --> 01:45:57,550 I'll send flowers. 2148 01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:03,980 Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma. 2149 01:46:04,060 --> 01:46:05,310 Ashleigh's a sister. 2150 01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,940 - Ashleigh? - The intern. 2151 01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:10,190 Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys... 2152 01:46:10,820 --> 01:46:12,490 Ashleigh? Me? No. 2153 01:46:12,570 --> 01:46:14,030 Well, a little bit. 2154 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:15,950 Why? 2155 01:46:16,030 --> 01:46:17,870 - No. Nothing, I just... - Excuse me. Mark? 2156 01:46:17,950 --> 01:46:21,200 - We were just talking about you. - Just that you're doing a really good job. 2157 01:46:21,870 --> 01:46:24,040 Thanks. I appreciate that. 2158 01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:26,120 These came in for you. 2159 01:46:26,210 --> 01:46:28,000 Put them on my desk. 2160 01:46:34,970 --> 01:46:36,380 What's the package? 2161 01:46:37,260 --> 01:46:38,300 Nothing. 2162 01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:42,220 - Mackey. - Yes, sir. 2163 01:46:42,310 --> 01:46:43,600 Refresh. 2164 01:46:44,100 --> 01:46:45,310 Sweet! 2165 01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:53,360 And you're not a hugger. 2166 01:46:53,650 --> 01:46:54,940 I know. 2167 01:46:57,570 --> 01:46:59,030 One million! 2168 01:47:00,620 --> 01:47:03,370 Who's got champagne? Huh? 2169 01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,500 I've got champagne. 2170 01:47:26,350 --> 01:47:29,940 The next transformative development, a picture-sharing application. 2171 01:47:30,020 --> 01:47:33,110 A place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life. 2172 01:47:33,190 --> 01:47:36,190 It is the true digitalization of real life. 2173 01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:38,740 - You can use a CD. - You can do it off of me. 2174 01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:40,530 You don't just go to a party anymore. 2175 01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:44,370 You go to a party with a digital camera, and then your friends relive the party online. 2176 01:47:44,450 --> 01:47:45,830 And tagging. The idea... 2177 01:47:45,910 --> 01:47:49,120 - Would this be easier without the bra? - It's worth finding out. 2178 01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:59,260 All right, shut the music down! 2179 01:47:59,630 --> 01:48:01,260 The party's over! 2180 01:48:01,340 --> 01:48:03,140 Everybody, go home! 2181 01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,100 I've spent hours watching what people do when they log on. 2182 01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:07,560 How they check their friends' status updates. 2183 01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:09,140 Wait. That's weird. Why did the music stop? 2184 01:48:09,230 --> 01:48:10,390 Check to see which one of their friends 2185 01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:12,400 changed their profiles, changed their photos... 2186 01:48:12,480 --> 01:48:14,060 Seriously, what happened to the music? 2187 01:48:14,150 --> 01:48:16,110 We lived on farms and then we lived in cities, 2188 01:48:16,190 --> 01:48:18,150 and now we're going to live on the Internet! 2189 01:48:18,240 --> 01:48:21,910 Sean, stop. I think something's going on downstairs. 2190 01:48:30,960 --> 01:48:33,750 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 2191 01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:37,090 It's time for you to go home. The party is over. 2192 01:48:37,420 --> 01:48:39,260 Then it's all good. 2193 01:48:41,010 --> 01:48:42,090 - It's the cops. - What? 2194 01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:43,220 Shit! Shit. 2195 01:48:43,300 --> 01:48:47,060 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - Okay, it's okay. Be cool. 2196 01:48:47,600 --> 01:48:49,770 Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you? 2197 01:48:50,980 --> 01:48:52,020 What's going on? 2198 01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:54,690 Was the music too loud? We were having a celebration. 2199 01:48:54,770 --> 01:48:56,320 Miss, I need you to button your blouse. 2200 01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:59,190 I can tell them to turn the music down. 2201 01:49:03,110 --> 01:49:04,160 That's not mine. 2202 01:49:04,570 --> 01:49:07,580 Okay, we're gonna need identification. Keep your hands where we can see them. 2203 01:49:07,660 --> 01:49:09,080 Oh, my God. 2204 01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:10,870 You got anything else in your pockets I should know about? 2205 01:49:10,960 --> 01:49:12,000 No, sir. No. 2206 01:49:12,080 --> 01:49:14,330 - Don't be stupid, now. - I don't, I don't. 2207 01:49:19,420 --> 01:49:20,920 What's this? 2208 01:49:21,130 --> 01:49:22,840 That's an EpiPen. 2209 01:49:23,930 --> 01:49:26,260 - And this? - That's my inhaler. 2210 01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:28,760 How old are you? 2211 01:49:29,350 --> 01:49:32,270 Twenty-one. 2212 01:49:32,350 --> 01:49:33,770 - Twenty-one. - I'm 21. 2213 01:49:33,850 --> 01:49:35,520 Lying only makes it worse. 2214 01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:39,400 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied. 2215 01:49:50,410 --> 01:49:51,450 Hello. 2216 01:49:51,540 --> 01:49:54,040 Listen, something's happened. 2217 01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:02,380 Shit. 2218 01:50:02,470 --> 01:50:04,380 No, it's all right. It's gonna be all right. 2219 01:50:04,470 --> 01:50:08,470 I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything. I mean, I've got allergies. 2220 01:50:13,270 --> 01:50:14,310 Interns. 2221 01:50:14,390 --> 01:50:16,230 It was just a party. 2222 01:50:19,020 --> 01:50:22,400 This is gonna be news, Sean. It's gonna be online any second. 2223 01:50:23,610 --> 01:50:24,650 I know. 2224 01:50:24,740 --> 01:50:26,410 You know with an intern... 2225 01:50:26,490 --> 01:50:28,660 No, it's cool. I have it under control. 2226 01:50:28,740 --> 01:50:30,330 I will get it under control. 2227 01:50:30,450 --> 01:50:32,790 I will call someone and see what the next move is. 2228 01:50:32,870 --> 01:50:34,410 But this is gonna be news now. 2229 01:50:35,170 --> 01:50:37,670 You don't think Wardo was involved, do you? 2230 01:50:37,750 --> 01:50:38,790 I mean, do you think... 2231 01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:39,960 No. 2232 01:50:40,170 --> 01:50:42,050 Or Manningham. One of them. 2233 01:50:42,130 --> 01:50:45,380 Somebody. Somebody sent the coke in there, because it got in there. 2234 01:50:45,470 --> 01:50:47,300 You believe me. God, this is gonna be fine. 2235 01:50:52,140 --> 01:50:53,350 Right? 2236 01:50:56,100 --> 01:50:57,690 Go home, Sean. 2237 01:51:12,910 --> 01:51:14,120 Mark? 2238 01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:17,080 Mark. 2239 01:51:19,580 --> 01:51:21,250 We're done for the day. 2240 01:51:21,340 --> 01:51:23,920 Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here. 2241 01:51:27,590 --> 01:51:29,510 What happened to Sean? 2242 01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:32,260 He still owns 7% of the company. 2243 01:51:36,430 --> 01:51:40,690 All you had all day was that salad. Do you wanna get something to eat? 2244 01:51:40,770 --> 01:51:42,110 I can't. 2245 01:51:49,780 --> 01:51:51,030 I'm not a bad guy. 2246 01:51:51,120 --> 01:51:52,620 I know that. 2247 01:51:52,990 --> 01:51:56,500 When there's emotional testimony, I assume 85% of it is exaggeration. 2248 01:51:56,620 --> 01:51:58,080 And the other 15? 2249 01:51:58,160 --> 01:52:01,290 Perjury. Creation myths need a devil. 2250 01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:06,300 What happens now? 2251 01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:11,680 Sy and the others are having a steak on University Avenue. 2252 01:52:12,180 --> 01:52:13,640 Then they'll come back up to the office, 2253 01:52:13,720 --> 01:52:17,020 and start working on a settlement agreement to present to you. 2254 01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:19,020 - They're gonna settle? - Oh, yeah. 2255 01:52:19,640 --> 01:52:22,480 - And you're gonna have to pay a little extra. - Why? 2256 01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:24,730 So that these guys sign a nondisclosure agreement. 2257 01:52:24,820 --> 01:52:27,820 They say one unflattering word about you in public, you own their wife and kids. 2258 01:52:27,900 --> 01:52:29,110 I invented Facebook. 2259 01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:31,320 I'm talking about a jury. 2260 01:52:31,570 --> 01:52:34,160 I specialize in voir dire, jury selection. 2261 01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:36,620 What a jury sees when they look at a defendant. 2262 01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:39,080 Clothes, hair, speaking style, likeability... 2263 01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:40,370 Likeability. 2264 01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:43,330 I've been licensed to practice law for all of 20 months, 2265 01:52:43,420 --> 01:52:44,790 and I could get a jury to believe 2266 01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:47,590 that you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken. 2267 01:52:47,670 --> 01:52:48,760 Watch what else. 2268 01:52:49,260 --> 01:52:51,340 Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night? 2269 01:52:52,090 --> 01:52:54,300 - You think I'm the one that called the police? - Doesn't matter. 2270 01:52:54,390 --> 01:52:56,470 I asked the question, now everybody's thinking about it. 2271 01:52:56,560 --> 01:52:58,680 You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes. 2272 01:53:00,350 --> 01:53:01,480 Farm animals. 2273 01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:02,730 Yeah. 2274 01:53:03,730 --> 01:53:06,270 I was drunk and angry and stupid. 2275 01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:08,610 - And blogging... - And blogging. 2276 01:53:09,740 --> 01:53:11,070 Pay them. 2277 01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:12,570 In the scheme of things, 2278 01:53:13,030 --> 01:53:14,360 it's a speeding ticket. 2279 01:53:16,370 --> 01:53:18,740 That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow. 2280 01:53:18,870 --> 01:53:21,750 Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed and used the computer for a minute? 2281 01:53:21,870 --> 01:53:23,370 I can't imagine it would be a problem. 2282 01:53:23,460 --> 01:53:24,710 Thanks. 2283 01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:27,880 I appreciate your help today. 2284 01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:33,970 You're not an asshole, Mark. 2285 01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:37,720 You're just trying so hard to be. 2286 01:54:23,450 --> 01:54:27,580  Baby, your a rich man  "Baby, You're A Rich Man by The BEATLES"