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* Snowflakes
and candy canes *
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* Frosty cookies
and big parades *
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* Just a few
of the wonderous things *
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* On this holiday season *
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* Decorating
our Christmas tree *
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* Singing carols so merily... *
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And now, the pies de resistance.
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My gosh, more food.
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I mean,
how is that even possible?
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Don't worry, we're gonna
jog it off tomorrow.
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You guys know my motto...
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There's always room for dessert!
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Yes.
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Yeah, not after
five courses. No.
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Okay, fine. I'm going
to put it in the kitchen
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in case anybody
changes their mind.
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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Just out of curiosity,
what is for dessert?
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Oh, this is my signature recipe.
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Pumpkin Cheesecake
with a graham cracker crust.
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You're killing me.
Is that maple whip cream?
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-Yes.
-All right, put that down.
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I'm gonna grab a slice.
I cannot!
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This has been the best
Christmas with you guys.
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I want to do this
every Christmas Eve.
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Let's make Christmas Eve dinner
our tradition.
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Okay, and I think I speak
for our family
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when I say we are in.
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Yes. Can you cut it
while I get some plates?
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It's so pretty, I don't wanna
cut it, but I'm going to.
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Okay, guys,
come on, get in position.
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-Yay!
-Get in front of the tree.
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I don't wanna stand next to her.
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-Why don't you go outside?
-Skye!
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Be nice.
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-Look at the supermodel.
-Dork.
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-Jake!
-Skye!
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Oh, my Gosh, someday
you guys are gonna get along.
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-Never.
-Never.
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Would you look at that.
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We're finally agreeing
on something.
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Honey, come on.
Come on, you guys.
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-Get in front of the tree.
-Okay.
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Get in tight, everybody.
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Come on. Nice.
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And everyone say,
"Pumpkin Cheesecake!"
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-Pumpkin Cheesecake!
-Pumpkin Cheesecake!
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* Dashing through the snow *
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* In a one-horse open sleigh *
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* O'er the fields we go *
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* We're laughing all the way *
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* Bells on bobtails ring *
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* They're making
spirits bright *
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* Oh-oh, what fun
to laugh and sing *
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* A sleighing song tonight *
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* Oh, jingle bells,
jingle bells *
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* Jingle all the way *
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* Oh, what fun it is to ride *
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* In a one-horse open sleigh *
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* Jingle bells, jingle bells *
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* Jingle all the way *
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* Oh, what fun it is to ride *
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* In a one-horse open sleigh *
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Thanks for coming in.
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Hey.
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-That's what you wore
to your interview?
-Online. Waist-high.
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-Oh...
-And they're only hiring
unpaid interns.
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-Two summers from now.
-I'm okay with that
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because I like
having you around.
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You'll get something very soon.
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"Big flex!"
Did I say that right?
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I'm thinking
you shouldn't be saying it.
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-Okay, Pooh Bear.
-Mom!
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You're painting over dad?
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Yeah.
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I think it's better composition.
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Also, I feel
if we're officially divorced,
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he doesn't get to be
in my art anymore.
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-You okay, Mom?
-Yeah.
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I'm fine.
You're coming tonight?
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What's tonight?
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Christmas charades
at the Riveras'.
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Skye will be there.
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I think
I'm gonna sit this one out.
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Honey, I love it so much
when you're home with us.
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Oh... Missed you guys too.
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And I'll be back
permanently in June so.
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But then you're going
to apply to grad school
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and then you're going to intern,
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and you'll have a corner office
at a Fortune 500 company.
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And I kind of feel like this is
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like our last
Christmas together.
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MBA, 80-hour-a-week job,
marriage, kids, grandkids,
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and funeral arrangements.
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Might as well end it right now.
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Okay.
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Let's just
get through the holidays.
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Okay.
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-Tank!
-Oh!
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Oh, sorry.
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He's excited
to be out of the city.
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Hi. Well, you know what,
to be fair, I do have meat.
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Are you in town
for the holidays?
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Kind of a working holiday.
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I'm renting the house
down the block.
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Oh, the Morgan place.
You must be the writer.
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I guess everybody here
does know everybody.
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Oh, you have no idea.
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So welcome
to the other North Pole.
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The one without
polar bears and elves.
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But you do have reindeer.
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Usually they pass through here
every year except for last year
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and it doesn't look like
we'll see them this year either.
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-Oh, no.
-The Wildlife Bureau
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was supposed
to send someone out so.
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Hey, is there something fun
going on over here without me?
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-Trish, this is...
-Kendall Curry.
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Hi, Trish Rivera.
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Self-proclaimed
Queen of the North Pole.
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Mother of all cheesecakes
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and breaker
of game-night records.
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I'm Diana Forester.
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You're Trish and Diana.
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You've heard of us?
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Literally everyone
I've met in North Pole
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seems to talk about you two.
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The unstoppable duo who wins
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the home decorating contest
every Christmas.
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Oh, well, that's Trish.
That's all Trish.
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-I just help her out.
-That's so not true.
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Diana is the yin to my yang.
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Would you mind if I take a photo
of you two for American Life?
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The website?
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That's the one.
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-We love American Life.
-We do and it's about time
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you did a story
in our little town.
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Well, that's a perfect place
to start.
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-Okay.
-Okay, smile.
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Now that's a friendship.
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-Can I see?
-You look great.
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-You too.
-You both look great.
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Oh, duty calls.
It was nice meeting you two.
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Yeah, I'm sure
we'll see you again.
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Merry Christmas.
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-Hey, see that purse?
-Yeah.
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Fake Fendi.
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How can you tell?
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Because I have a real one.
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All right, Tin Soldier!
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Um...
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Nutcracker!
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-Pear tree.
-Yes!
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What?
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That is another win!
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That is a three-peat
for the Riveras!
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And this would not be a party
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without Diana's fabulous
Da Vinci cookies.
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A true culinary art, people.
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And you know my motto.
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There's always room
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-for dessert!
-For dessert!
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Yes, there is.
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Yes.
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All right.
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One lone cookie left.
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Ooh...
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Painted in 1503...
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In oil, not canola.
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Paid attention in art history.
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Thank you
for recommending the course.
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It was really interesting.
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Hey, where's Jake?
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He's job hunting.
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Yeah, we thought that a diploma
from his Ivy-League school
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would guarantee him
a job right away, but...
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That is why Skye
is going to grad school.
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You'll thank me later.
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I'm sorry.
I'm got to take this.
It's a work thing.
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Are you helping my mom out
with Best Holiday House again?
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Uh, yes, she is
and we're going to win
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another Golden Reindeer.
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She does love winning.
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It's not
the worst quality to have.
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It is if you text "Pear tree"
to your charades partner.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay. All right, she does
bend the rules sometimes
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but it's harmless.
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You know? And then she will host
a dozen fundraisers
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to make up for that.
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You're such a good friend.
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You always defend her.
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Yeah, I guess I do.
So, when do we get
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-to meet this new boyfriend?
-Oh, no, we don't.
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That's over and done.
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I'm single
and so not ready to mingle.
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I hear that.
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At least we've got each other
this Christmas.
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Come here. Give me a hug.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Honey, will you please
take this over to Jake, please?
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Do I have to?
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Yes, you have to.
It's Christmas.
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Go, walk it over, please.
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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-I know, right?
-Please.
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-Can you please?
-Yeah.
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Thank you.
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-Keep going. Keep going.
-I'm gonna give you
a generous pour.
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-Don't stop, please.
Thank you. Delicious.
-We'll just kill that bottle.
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Merry Christmas.
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* I saw three ships
come sailing in *
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* On Christmas day,
on Christmas day *
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* I saw three ships
come sailing in *
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* On Christmas day,
on Christmas day *
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* I saw three ships
come sailing in *
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* On Christmas day,
on Christmas day *
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* On Christmas day,
on Christmas day *
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Ho, ho, ho!
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That just came on.
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Uh-huh.
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What? You never seen
a four pack before?
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Looks more like a two.
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Leftovers. Thanks.
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Hope I'm not stealing you away
from Frat Boy.
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We're not together anymore.
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Oh!
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Skye Rivera without
a boyfriend on Christmas.
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That's a first.
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For you too, huh?
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First Christmas
without your dad here.
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Yeah, well,
he wasn't all that here
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even when he was around.
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And now he's with his new wife.
So that'd be a little...
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-Awkward.
-Yeah.
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So, he broke up with you or...
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I ended it.
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Good.
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-Good?
-I mean, good.
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I'm glad you did it,
so you're not heartbroken.
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Wouldn't want
to ruin your Christmas.
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Mh.
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Surprised you care.
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I don't, really.
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But with us knowing each other
for so long and all...
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Yep.
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Long time.
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Yeah. Long time.
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Anyway, I better get back.
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See you around.
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Yeah, see you.
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I like your hair.
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Brunette's a good look on you.
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Wait.
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Was that a compliment
from Jake Forester?
258
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No, it's just an observation.
259
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,482
Thanks for the observation.
260
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,527
Merry Christmas.
261
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,029
Merry Christmas.
262
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,540
* Every day is Christmas *
263
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,044
* Every day is Christmas *
264
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:23,219
* Every day is Christmas
if you want *
265
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:30,435
* You only got
so many minutes in a day *
266
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,606
* So you make the choice
to celebrate *
267
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,107
Oh!
268
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,944
* Or run away
on a rainy day *
269
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:40,904
Tank!
270
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:48,161
* Oh, if you knew
how loved you are *
271
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:57,087
* Every day is Christmas
if you want *
272
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,465
What happened
to all the reindeer?
273
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,259
I thought there was supposed
to be reindeer.
274
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,178
Well, not anymore I guess,
275
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,223
but it's still full
of holiday spirit around here.
276
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,059
There is this house decorating
contest on Christmas Eve.
277
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,353
The entire town
goes bananas for it.
278
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,939
And there are these two women,
Trish and Diana.
279
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,983
They're best friends
and they team up
every year and win.
280
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,069
They're like local legends.
281
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,570
They're perfect
for American Life.
282
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,948
Okay, okay,
I'm gonna stop you right there.
283
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,243
We are no longer interested
in American Life.
284
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,413
But it's literally
the name of the website.
285
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,998
That may be
but we have a new mandate.
286
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,125
Since when?
287
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,961
Ever since my father retired.
288
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,588
But he told me
nothing was gonna change.
289
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,173
I'm afraid it has to.
290
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,676
Daddy nearly drove
this company into the ground.
291
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,763
He wouldn't listen to me
when I told him
that nobody wants to read
292
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,683
about small town fireplace
hot cocoa crap anymore.
293
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:55,395
That "crap" got us
through some tough times
when I was a kid.
294
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,273
I'm so sorry your childhood
was so hard for you,
295
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,607
but I'm running a business.
296
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,445
I need something new,
something edgier.
297
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,655
Everybody wants
a feel-good story
298
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,198
once in a while.
299
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,992
"Feel-good"
doesn't pay the bills.
300
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,620
Look, my father liked you.
I like you.
301
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,581
But if you wanna
stick around here,
302
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:18,168
you've got to help me out.
I need clickbait.
303
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,669
Clickbait?
304
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,671
The site needs traffic, Kendall.
305
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,673
Beep-beep. Get to work.
306
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,523
We almost bought
a Momere in Prague.
307
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,150
It was breathtaking
308
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,694
and the true dichotomy
of his past work.
309
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,112
The way he captured
310
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:50,075
the subversive hermeneutics
of desire...
311
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,745
I'm so sorry.
Could you two excuse me
for just one minute?
312
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,455
I just... Hi.
313
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,206
Sorry.
314
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,166
Hello!
315
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,794
Please pretend you know me.
316
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796
What?
317
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,757
I'm trying to escape
Mr. and Mr. Pretentious.
318
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,800
Three o'clock.
319
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,177
Isn't this your gallery?
320
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,055
Yes.
321
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,933
How do you know
they are not buyers?
322
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,144
-They're not.
-You can tell that
just by looking at someone?
323
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,938
Because they come in
every holiday
324
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,815
for the free wine
and appetizers.
325
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,862
Merry Christmas.
326
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,157
So, am I buyer?
327
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,867
Huh!
328
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,244
Um...
329
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,291
You are thinking about it.
You're traveling.
330
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,712
You don't ever really stay
in one place for very long.
331
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589
Also, you're just not ready
to commit to a reindeer.
332
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,049
It's close.
333
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,512
Except I am willing
to commit to a reindeer.
334
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,516
National Wildlife Bureau.
335
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,561
I've been waiting for you.
336
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,231
Nick Ames, specializing
in the conservation of caribou,
337
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,191
or as you say, reindeer.
338
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,902
Diana Forester,
painter of reindeer
339
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,030
and terrible salesperson.
340
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,741
Nice to meet you, Nick Ames.
341
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,035
Nice to meet you,
Diana Forester.
342
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,871
See you around.
343
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,123
Yeah.
344
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,542
Who was that?
345
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,713
That's the reindeer guy.
346
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,298
Who?
347
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,050
Nobody.
348
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,598
* Now it's Christmas time *
349
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,642
* And the ground is white *
350
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,896
* Let's gather around
and sing a song *
351
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,773
* By the fire light *
352
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,941
-Well, is he cute?
-I don't know.
353
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,693
He's just here
for the reindeer.
354
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,736
So, no.
355
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,739
So, he is cute.
356
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,702
Diana, you cannot just wallow
in this divorce.
357
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,871
You have to get back out there.
358
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,624
I so don't wanna
get back out there.
359
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,251
Okay, well. If you
don't wanna do it for yourself,
360
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,836
then do it for Jake.
361
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,923
-For Jake?
-Yes. As soon as you move on
362
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,133
with your life,
he's going to move on
363
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,260
-with his life too.
-He's job hunting.
364
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,680
Sweetie, he's floundering.
365
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,307
You cannot let him
just do whatever he wants.
366
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,975
You're enabling him.
367
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,271
What?
368
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,943
I just feel
like you're always pushing me.
369
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,028
Well, that's our thing.
370
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,616
Maybe this year
I'm a little more sensitive.
371
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,203
Okay, but if I don't push you,
who will?
372
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,372
Besides,
Bob is already remarried.
373
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,165
You can't just let him win.
374
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,168
It's always about winning.
375
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,797
What does
that supposed to mean?
376
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,009
I don't know, like cheating
on family game night
377
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,761
and then making
your daughter lie about it.
378
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,763
She told you that?
379
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,141
Did you really cheat
at charades?
380
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,643
You were cheating Mrs. Rivera?
381
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,729
Hi, girls.
382
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,773
Look at those great outfits!
383
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,860
-Got any cookies?
-Door deliveries are over.
384
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,319
Was the three-peat really fake?
385
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,904
No, Maddy.
386
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,906
Your parents lost
fair and square, okay?
387
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,033
It's Madeline now.
388
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,326
Oh, well, sign me up
389
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,287
for five boxes
of Thin Mints, okay?
390
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,706
Sorry, you'll have to wait
until cookie season
391
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,790
like everyone else.
392
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,131
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
393
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,342
The entire town
is gonna know by dinnertime.
394
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,802
That troop
is a propaganda machine.
395
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,220
They destroyed Bree Flanigan.
396
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,265
Bree Flanigan was arrested
for shoplifting.
397
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,893
And who turned her in?
Troop nine.
398
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,979
-How could you do that to me?
-I didn't see them.
399
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,982
You didn't see five Girl Scouts
popping out of Christmas trees?
400
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,817
-No.
-Go tell them we're joking.
401
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,823
No. That's what you always
want me to do.
402
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367
I always defend you.
403
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,370
-What is wrong with you today?
-Apparently everything.
404
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,954
My husband left me,
405
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,791
I'm not ready to move on,
I'm a bad parent.
406
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,168
I never said
you were a bad parent, okay?
407
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,796
I'm being a friend
and friends tell each other
408
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,798
things they don't always
want to hear.
409
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,758
Okay, well,
in the spirit of friendship.
410
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,428
You should know that Skye
thinks that you smother her.
411
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,472
Oh! Smother?
412
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,182
I mean, my God, Trish,
413
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,393
let her live her life
for five minutes
414
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,978
without you
planning everything about it.
415
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:33,024
Oh, really? Well, you wanna know
why Jake's really back home?
416
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,277
Because you want him there,
so you don't have to be alone.
417
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,821
When the kids were freshmen,
418
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,281
and you were
in Turks and Caicos,
419
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,367
Skye asked me to adopt her.
420
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,162
Why would my daughter
want to trade down?
421
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,080
I don't know.
422
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:52,877
But maybe I did see
those Girl Scouts.
423
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,090
Oh, my God!
424
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,092
Oh!
425
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,304
-Did you see that?
-Oh, my God.
426
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,935
You wanna see a show, everybody?
427
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:14,441
Trish's signature
Pumpkin Cheesecake recipe...
428
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,111
Is Bobby Flay's!
429
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,448
Oh.
430
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,035
No way.
431
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,917
Oh, my God.
Did you hear about Trish Rivera?
432
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,128
She got caught cheating
at Christmas charades.
433
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,296
Who does that?
434
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,048
Are you kidding me?
435
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,176
Look, Trish tells everyone
she's 44.
436
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,346
Honey, I know for a fact
she is 49.
437
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,890
Now this
is what I'm talking about.
438
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,517
You can just see the hostility
in Diana's paintings.
439
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,935
Look at those antlers.
440
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,520
You know,
Trish and Diana's houses
441
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,939
are right across the street
from each other,
442
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,942
which means one of them
might be on the market soon.
443
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,403
I hope it's Trish.
Bigger commish.
444
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,156
So, what did she throw?
445
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,575
I didn't serve it,
but my sources tell me
446
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,245
it was an iced holiday latte
with double whipped cream.
447
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,246
Messy.
448
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,333
Uh, did something happen?
449
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,377
Oh, Trish and Diana split up.
Officially.
450
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,962
Not like that fake fight
they had in '09.
451
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,464
-That's awful.
-Seriously.
452
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,508
What will we do
for entertainment now?
453
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,972
I thought you said they were
supposed to be best friends.
454
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,475
Well, one of them, Trish,
apparently she cheated
455
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,394
-on game night.
-Uh-huh.
456
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,604
And then Diana
called her out on it.
457
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,981
So Trish threw
a Frappuccino in her face.
458
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,401
-Really?
-I know you said
you wanted something edgy.
459
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,945
-Yeah! Go on, go on!
-So. I'm thinking.
460
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,572
It's this cozy Christmas Town
461
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:47,659
perfect on the outside
but with a kind of...
462
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,119
Dark underbelly?
463
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,537
Well, not quite that bad.
464
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,372
I can see it.
465
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,290
Backstabbing modern mothers
466
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,459
-living in first world anarchy.
-Anarchy?
467
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,211
These women
will stop at nothing
468
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,088
to destroy
each other's reputations.
469
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,883
We'll call it "The Real
Housewives of the North Pole."
470
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,511
Are you sure this is
what we should be doing?
471
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,930
This is exactly
what we should be doing.
472
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,557
Stay on it, get a story.
473
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,893
And Kendall,
the nastier, the better.
474
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,168
-Mom!
-Skye! Skye! Please help me,
475
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,212
how do I get these pictures
of Diana out of here?
476
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:44,466
I'm gonna need a new iPad
because I'm gonna
smash this one.
477
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:47,177
-What's going on?
-What's going on?
478
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,511
She betrayed me.
479
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,514
She betrayed
our entire family, okay?
480
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,391
So effective immediately,
481
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,686
all contact
with the Foresters is forbidden.
482
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:58,688
Ugh!
483
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,614
-Mom?
-Hey.
484
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,412
-Everything okay?
-Yeah, everything's fine.
485
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,664
Oh, BTW, we're no longer
in speaking terms
486
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,667
-with the Riveras.
-Wait, what?
487
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,670
Trish is a façade,
just like her house.
488
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,964
-Their house is a palace.
-Well, the bank owns it.
489
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,967
They're living off of fumes.
Oh, she is gonna regret
490
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:30,303
she shared
all her secrets with me.
491
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,390
-What happened?
-It's best if you don't know
the deets.
492
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,141
You and Skye were never close
493
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,060
so it shouldn't
really affect you.
494
00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:39,688
Trish has been your best friend
since we've moved here.
495
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,272
People change, right?
496
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,066
People that you've known
for years.
497
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,651
People that you've made
memories with.
498
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,736
People that you've been
married to.
499
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,490
Are you sure this about Trish?
500
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:55,662
It's dad.
501
00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:59,582
-I'll call him back.
-No, it's okay.
502
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,084
It's okay, take it.
503
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,252
You know what, actually,
504
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,504
invite him
to the gallery tomorrow,
505
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,631
he always liked
the Christmas show.
506
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,510
Actually,
they're in St. Lucia.
507
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,388
Great.
508
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,142
-Blue Grotto?
-Yeah.
509
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,059
Yeah.
510
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:24,357
Please be sure to wish them both
a Merry Christmas for me.
511
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,513
I'm not supposed
to talk to you.
512
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,349
My mom said the same thing.
513
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,435
-Let's meet.
-Uh, no.
514
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,104
-Hanging up now.
-Wait, wait!
515
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,190
If our moms break up,
516
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,442
they're gonna be on us
even more.
517
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:11,613
My mom just got divorced,
I'm not gonna let her
lose her best friend too.
518
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,406
Where?
519
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,077
* It's Christmas *
520
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,455
* It's time for the lights
to start shining *
521
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,500
* It's time for snow
to start falling down *
522
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,834
* To the sand... *
523
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:28,672
Impressive and excessive.
524
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,174
That's why he married me.
525
00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,842
How much is this gonna cost?
526
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,136
Honey, we cannot skip this year.
527
00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:38,181
I have to show Diana
that I can win without her.
528
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,558
I get it,
but we have to cut back...
529
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,727
After the holidays,
I promise, okay?
530
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,270
And then after you land
531
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,523
that London account,
which you will...
532
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,692
Is this fight
really about Diana?
533
00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,820
Or is it something else?
Something related to this?
534
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:56,408
She has all but accused me
of being pushy and controlling.
535
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,284
And maybe I am those things,
536
00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:00,870
but I thought
she liked that about me.
537
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:02,831
I mean,
there's bumps in the road
538
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,207
in every relationship.
539
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,418
-Just call her.
-No, no.
540
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,255
Look, I'm just
gonna cancel the trip.
541
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,216
No, no. Paul, it'll be okay.
542
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,219
And besides
it's only one Christmas.
543
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:20,223
So, we will do
an early Christmas Eve dinner
544
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,433
on video chat.
545
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,143
That sounds awful.
546
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:26,187
But we will make up for it
on New Year's.
547
00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,565
-Yeah?
-Yes, I promise.
548
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,153
Uh-uh.
549
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,322
I'm just gonna put it
right there.
550
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,497
Look at that,
more Christmas decorations.
551
00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:46,791
Don't worry.
It was all on sale,
552
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,835
"99 Cents" is my middle name.
553
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,171
-More like "FedEx Overnight."
-Hey.
554
00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:55,300
Hey, don't make fun
of your wife's passions.
555
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,843
You're one of them.
556
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,349
Call Diana.
557
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,643
Go to the airport,
you're gonna miss your flight.
558
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,896
-Love you.
-Love you too.
559
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:10,357
-Bye.
-Bye.
560
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,461
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
561
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,798
What if our moms catch us
talking about them?
562
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:35,674
Not gonna happen.
563
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,510
Big public place,
Friday night crowd.
564
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:39,969
We'll blend right in.
565
00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,222
Besides, I felt like skating.
566
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:47,310
I haven't been on the ice
in a very long time.
567
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,396
-I'm excited.
-You want some help?
568
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,772
Oh, no, I got it.
569
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:53,775
Thanks.
570
00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:58,321
What time is it?
571
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,741
7:30.
572
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:03,576
Why?
573
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,829
Well, people might just talk.
574
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:10,458
Men and women hanging out
at 8:00 on a weekend is a date.
575
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,459
That's a rule.
576
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,754
Well, we should
wrap this up fast then.
577
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,506
Rules are rules.
578
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,764
I remember the last time
you and I were both here.
579
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:28,268
You were showing off
for Kyle Simon and took out
580
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,395
-the entire senior class.
-No!
581
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,605
-Yeah, you did.
-No, I wasn't showing off.
582
00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:33,565
Oh, okay.
583
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,692
Okay, fine.
584
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,403
Maybe I was.
585
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,906
But I remember
you were spinning around
586
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,367
trying to impress Ashley Kay.
587
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,745
Oh, please, no.
I never liked Ashley Kay.
588
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,582
You took her to prom
in your powder blue tux.
589
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:54,461
Wait, you remember my prom?
And my wardrobe?
590
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:56,671
I do live across
the street, you know.
591
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:58,465
Okay, so you were watching me?
592
00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,841
-No.
-Got it.
593
00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:04,346
No, I'm not exactly...
It was an accident.
594
00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:07,474
You know, sometimes you just,
you just can't look away.
595
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:10,977
-Okay.
-Gotcha.
596
00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:13,980
Thanks.
597
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,823
So, what are we gonna do?
598
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,494
About what?
599
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:29,496
Our moms?
600
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:32,832
Right. Yeah, right.
601
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,835
-Isn't that why we're here?
-Yeah, um...
602
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,672
Let's just skate around
for a while.
603
00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,465
I'm sure
we'll think in something.
604
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,677
As long as we're done
by 8:00 right?
605
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:45,637
Let's make it 7:59, just...
606
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:57,232
This will be the third Christmas
in a row I've spent alone.
607
00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:00,985
Last year I was
in Hot Coffee, Mississippi,
608
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,738
before that,
Loveladies, New Jersey,
609
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:06,533
and Scratch Ankle, Alabama.
610
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:07,492
Ooh.
611
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:10,328
To being alone at Christmas.
612
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,423
So, I heard about you and Trish.
613
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:22,841
Oh.
614
00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,884
Are the rumors really bad?
615
00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,305
Well, um, see.
616
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:31,099
She gave you a black eye.
617
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:32,892
You embezzled.
618
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:39,024
She cut the brakes on your car
and something about arson.
619
00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,484
Wow, this town is ruthless.
620
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,821
For the record,
I am team Diana.
621
00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:45,780
Thank you.
622
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,241
It's funny,
I feel like everybody wants
623
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,869
to make this out to be
a Christmas war,
624
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:54,039
but honestly, it's...
625
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,960
just the end
to a very long friendship.
626
00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:02,964
If you want to talk,
I'm a good listener.
627
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:11,181
It's hard because she's always
been there for me.
628
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:16,269
And I don't know if you heard
but my husband left last year
629
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:21,316
and this is my first Christmas
without him.
630
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,360
I'm so sorry.
631
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,006
Hey!
632
00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:48,051
Where have you been?
633
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,306
You're not burying a body,
are you?
634
00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:56,559
No. Come over here,
I want to show you something.
635
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,941
I had an epiphany.
636
00:33:05,902 --> 00:33:07,362
A Supermodel Snow Woman!
637
00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,447
Is that my swimsuit?
638
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,158
You're donating it
for the greater good, Skye.
639
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,327
Listen, I've held this title
for ten years.
640
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:17,163
I'm not letting someone else
take it from me now.
641
00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:18,540
-Oh!
-Wait, wait. Skye, Skye.
642
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,959
Maybe you can
hang out here with me
643
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,628
and we could do this together.
It will be fun.
644
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,547
No. You're on your own.
645
00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:35,390
So good!
646
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:54,409
-Hey! Hi.
-Busted!
647
00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,453
Sleeping at 10:30
in the morning?
648
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,164
Cut me some slack.
It's winter break.
649
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,457
For me.
650
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,542
For you,
it's just another weekday.
651
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,086
We should change
our contact names,
652
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:07,922
just in case one of our moms
sees our phones.
653
00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:09,007
Uh, good idea.
654
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,468
I'm gonna make you, 2-Pack.
655
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:12,719
Like the rapper?
656
00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,637
No. Like your abs.
657
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,100
Were you calling
for any particular reason?
658
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:21,436
Yeah, about our moms.
I got an idea.
659
00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,397
And for those of you
with a gluten allergy,
660
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,232
fear not my muffins are made.
661
00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:28,443
Oh, they're delicious.
662
00:34:29,361 --> 00:34:31,112
-It's just amazing!
-Oh, my God!
663
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,407
-Good morning.
-Hey there, Pooh Bear.
664
00:34:35,283 --> 00:34:37,243
You weren't
gonna call me that anymore.
665
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,412
I know, I know.
I'm sorry, I forgot.
666
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:42,123
Hey, do you think
I'm a bad parent?
667
00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:44,042
-What?
-Nothing.
668
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,418
So, I was thinking
669
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,170
about your gallery party
tomorrow night,
670
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:49,130
and I think you need
another tree.
671
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,757
We have a great tree.
672
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:53,301
-You want
to sell paintings, right?
-Ideally. Yes.
673
00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:56,429
So, trees create oxygen,
more oxygen to the brain
674
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,181
equals a better mood,
675
00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,392
equals greater likelihood
of selling art.
676
00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:03,311
What's going on?
677
00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:06,606
Nothing,
I just thought we'd enjoy
678
00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:08,149
hitting the Christmas tree lot.
679
00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:09,609
A little mother-son
bonding time.
680
00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:11,528
You hate shopping.
681
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:13,405
Yeah, but you know...
682
00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:16,116
When's the last time
we did anything together?
683
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,284
Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.
684
00:35:18,326 --> 00:35:20,412
-Okay, so we'll go later.
-Yeah.
685
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:22,205
So that's yes?
686
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:23,998
Yeah.
687
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,709
Love to.
688
00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:34,509
Merry Christmas!
689
00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:40,181
I'm telling you,
it's hard to find
the right Christmas tree.
690
00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:41,558
Every year I torture myself
691
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:43,518
trying to find
the right Christmas tree.
692
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,604
-It's not easy.
-Well, I know. I liked that one.
693
00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,190
It's just one more tree
for the foyer.
694
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,067
-Happy Holidays!
-Happy Holidays!
695
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:55,113
-Wait. Where are we going?
-I got a feeling it's over here.
696
00:35:57,657 --> 00:36:00,493
-Hey! Looks who's here!
-Hey, guys!
697
00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:02,370
-This is nice.
-Merry Christmas!
698
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:06,499
Look at all of us,
chilling in the trees!
699
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,501
Like the good old days, right?
700
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,172
I...
701
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,090
I just...
702
00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:15,467
I just...
703
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,386
I know. I feel terrible.
704
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,056
-Do you really?
-Really, I do.
705
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:25,560
And I want you to know
that I accept your apology.
706
00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:30,565
I'm sorry.
You accept my apology?
707
00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:32,567
I do.
708
00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:35,612
Do you remember
what you said to me?
709
00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:39,449
I remember what you said to me.
710
00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:43,495
Hey, remember those family
forest trips we used to take?
711
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:44,829
And Trish's hot chocolates
712
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,207
in mom's hand painted
Santa cups.
713
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:50,752
I remember Trish's
scalding chocolate.
714
00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:55,715
I remember her cup
because I chipped a veneer.
715
00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:57,717
Oh, look, look, look.
A Blue Spruce,
716
00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,094
your favorite tree, Trish.
717
00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:00,428
Oh, no, no, no.
718
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,764
Trish's favorite tree
is a Douglas fir
719
00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:04,849
because it's big and flashy.
720
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:07,894
I think bigger is better.
721
00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:10,438
Big like the bill
from your nose job?
722
00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:14,859
Big like the boobs
on your ex-husband's new wife.
723
00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:16,611
Oh, you...
724
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,614
-My hair!
-No, Mom!
725
00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:22,117
-Stop!
-Not my hair!
726
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,245
-Stop!
-Stop!
727
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,162
Mom!
728
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,878
-My tree!
-Oh, no, my tree!
729
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,132
Look at what you did.
Look at what you just did.
730
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:39,884
I cannot believe
that we were ever friends.
731
00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:41,219
Me either.
732
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,679
Where's the Christmas spirit?
733
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:43,638
GOAT!
734
00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:45,765
-What?
-Yeah.
735
00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:47,809
Mom, mom,
GOAT is actually a complement.
736
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:49,686
Un-GOAT.
737
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:51,730
Uh-huh.
738
00:37:53,231 --> 00:37:55,734
And you're so not winning
that Golden Reindeer this year.
739
00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:58,528
-Who's gonna stop me?
-I am.
740
00:37:59,362 --> 00:38:01,740
You may be good at painting
your little reindeer.
741
00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:05,535
But winning a Golden one
is out of your league, sweetie.
742
00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:08,496
Do you really think
that you can win without me?
743
00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:10,415
Oh, I know I can.
744
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,293
And I will.
745
00:38:14,836 --> 00:38:17,672
-They should pay for my tree.
-Yes.
746
00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:20,884
Get out of the away,
you stupid trees!
747
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,221
That went well!
748
00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:28,850
Wow! The nerve!
749
00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,564
Your mom
is pretty extreme, huh?
750
00:38:35,273 --> 00:38:36,191
Yep.
751
00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:38,860
She gets that
from my grandparents.
752
00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,697
No matter what she did,
it was never enough.
753
00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:44,699
That's rough.
754
00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,035
I mean...
755
00:38:48,119 --> 00:38:50,622
To another Christmas.
756
00:38:50,997 --> 00:38:52,040
Another Christmas.
757
00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:59,047
Oh, wow.
758
00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,257
You're right, that is the best
759
00:39:01,299 --> 00:39:03,551
-spiked hot cocoa in town.
-See?
760
00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:07,681
So, how's the job hunt?
761
00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:10,558
Well, I'm still 22,
762
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,352
still living
in my childhood bedroom, so.
763
00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:14,854
-You think it's good?
-That's not...
764
00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:17,107
Twenty-two
is not exactly ancient.
765
00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:18,608
Yeah. I just...
766
00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:21,069
I wanna do something
that matters, you know.
767
00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:22,612
Like what?
768
00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:26,116
Well, don't laugh.
769
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,619
There's this program
where you can teach English
770
00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,663
in different countries
all around the world.
771
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,251
I'm not laughing.
772
00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:39,337
It's just, it's something
I've always thought about.
773
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,590
Living in a different place,
doing something to help people.
774
00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:45,677
Where would you go?
775
00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,763
Well, I've narrowed it down
to South America,
776
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,765
Asia, Europe and Africa.
777
00:39:51,141 --> 00:39:53,977
Mh! Not Antarctica?
778
00:39:57,939 --> 00:39:58,857
What?
779
00:40:00,108 --> 00:40:03,903
No, I didn't know you'd
this easy to talk to.
780
00:40:04,779 --> 00:40:06,906
-Cheers then.
-Cheers. To penguins.
781
00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:22,172
-If you eat it over there.
-Everything going okay?
782
00:40:22,213 --> 00:40:23,340
-Yeah, is good.
-Good.
783
00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:25,925
I'll be right back.
784
00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:36,853
Hi.
785
00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,022
Hi.
786
00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,025
-Wow!
-Oh, thank you.
787
00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:43,401
You look really nice too.
788
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,987
Thanks. It's a nice turnout.
789
00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:47,781
-Yeah, right?
-Yeah.
790
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,408
How are the reindeer?
791
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:53,244
Well, it looks like an avalanche
block their migration route.
792
00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:56,748
-Do you think
they're gonna be okay?
-I hope so. They're survivors,
793
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,376
but there's not a lot of food
in the mountains.
794
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,002
Maybe they'll take
another route.
795
00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:02,170
Maybe.
796
00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:03,963
It's not exactly
in their nature,
797
00:41:04,005 --> 00:41:07,050
but we are hoping
for a Christmas miracle.
798
00:41:07,717 --> 00:41:08,385
Yeah.
799
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:12,180
I miss them.
800
00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:17,102
I know,
I know this sounds stupid,
801
00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:20,105
but they're my inspiration.
802
00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:21,773
It doesn't.
803
00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:24,484
Don't repeat this to anyone,
804
00:41:24,526 --> 00:41:27,237
but my inspiration
is the whistling marmot.
805
00:41:27,278 --> 00:41:28,196
Oh...
806
00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:30,907
Yep. Thanks.
807
00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,452
I don't have
any paintings of those.
808
00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:38,915
Well, I guess I'll just have
to get this one.
809
00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:42,085
Now, I thought
that you weren't a buyer.
810
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:43,795
You said that, not me.
811
00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:46,006
I can't think
of a better Christmas present,
812
00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:48,383
You think
you could hold onto it for me
813
00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,385
-for a few days?
-No, no problem.
814
00:41:50,927 --> 00:41:56,433
I can give gift wrap it for you,
or box it up for whoever...
815
00:41:57,308 --> 00:41:58,435
-It's for me.
-Oh.
816
00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:04,065
-Well, I better get going.
-Yeah.
817
00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:07,110
-See you in a few days.
-Yeah. I'll be here.
818
00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:13,908
It's the second time
he's been in the gallery.
819
00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:19,080
Yeah, yeah.
He likes the reindeer.
820
00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,291
Oh, yeah, and you.
821
00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:23,251
Oh. He's just
a nice guy, he's...
822
00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:26,087
Leaving a painting
so that he can come back later?
823
00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,964
-He's asking you out.
-Is...
824
00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:31,217
He's not asking me out.
Even if he was, I wouldn't go.
825
00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,761
-Why not?
-Because I...
826
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:36,056
I'm your mom. Aren't you
supposed to be disgusted
827
00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:39,225
-at the thought of me dating?
-Oh, I'm totally grossed out.
828
00:42:39,267 --> 00:42:41,478
But I also want you to be happy.
829
00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:45,398
Well, if you really
want me to be happy,
830
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,401
help me take
that Golden Reindeer
831
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:49,486
away from Trish.
832
00:42:51,946 --> 00:42:53,281
No, I'm not doing that.
833
00:42:54,949 --> 00:42:56,242
She's stealing my customers.
834
00:42:57,535 --> 00:42:59,454
This is getting
completely out of hand.
835
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,916
You know what? It's fine.
I got it. I'm your mom...
836
00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:04,459
-Mom.
-No. I'm a single mom.
837
00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:07,295
I can do it by myself,
I don't need you
838
00:43:07,337 --> 00:43:10,215
-to do anything for me.
-Okay. Okay. Stop, I'll help.
839
00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:11,841
Okay, thank you, Pooh Bear.
840
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,218
Mom!
841
00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:19,808
-Hi.
-Hi.
842
00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:25,855
Everything looks amazing.
843
00:43:25,897 --> 00:43:28,316
Oh, you came!
844
00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:30,527
Oh! Hey, listen.
845
00:43:31,403 --> 00:43:32,946
I wanted to invite you
846
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,948
to Christmas dinner
with Jake and me.
847
00:43:34,989 --> 00:43:37,367
-Diana, you don't have to do it.
-I know,
848
00:43:37,409 --> 00:43:39,327
we'd really love
to have you there
849
00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:42,330
and I don't think anybody
should be alone at Christmas.
850
00:43:42,914 --> 00:43:44,207
It won't be extravagant,
851
00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:47,377
but I do make
a mean vegan turkey.
852
00:43:47,419 --> 00:43:50,880
-I'd love to, thank you.
-Okay, because we'd love
to have you.
853
00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,860
Hey! Hey, don't look over there.
854
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,903
Trish will say that I'm copying.
855
00:44:13,945 --> 00:44:15,780
I'm not looking over there.
856
00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:18,408
She's already got the judges
wrapped around her finger.
857
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,452
-Okay, she's really...
-Manipulative.
858
00:44:20,493 --> 00:44:23,288
-I know. I know. She is.
-Didn't she just donate
859
00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:24,873
all that stuff to the hospital?
860
00:44:24,914 --> 00:44:27,917
Yeah. And you know who's
on the board of the hospital?
861
00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:30,754
-The wife of one of the judges.
-Sure, that's why.
862
00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:33,757
Okay, fine.
Yes, she's generous, okay?
863
00:44:33,798 --> 00:44:35,800
Everybody has one good quality.
864
00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:42,682
This is the section
I'm gonna call
865
00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:43,808
"Elves Gone Wild."
866
00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:48,563
Excuse me.
What could be more important
867
00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:50,732
-than what's going on here?
-Let's see.
868
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,400
Everything?
869
00:44:55,403 --> 00:44:57,322
-Who's that?
-Nobody.
870
00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:04,913
Wow!
871
00:45:06,581 --> 00:45:07,457
What?
872
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,752
-Proud of yourself?
-Yep.
873
00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:17,801
What's that?
874
00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:21,763
Go big or go home.
875
00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,432
We are home.
876
00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:29,854
Bring the elves to the porch!
877
00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:41,825
I don't remember it ever being
this crazy at Christmas before.
878
00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:46,579
Maybe you just didn't notice
because you always had
879
00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:47,956
a boyfriend during the holidays.
880
00:45:51,876 --> 00:45:53,628
Have you ever been in love?
881
00:45:55,630 --> 00:45:57,007
I don't know. Maybe.
882
00:45:58,508 --> 00:45:59,426
You?
883
00:46:02,721 --> 00:46:03,847
I don't think so.
884
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,474
-Really?
-I mean,
885
00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:08,977
I've been in relationships,
886
00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:14,858
but I think there were just
a way for me to feel...
887
00:46:17,485 --> 00:46:18,528
not alone.
888
00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:21,656
Is being alone so bad?
889
00:46:23,074 --> 00:46:23,992
Sometimes.
890
00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,705
Because when I'm alone,
891
00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:33,752
I have to think
about who I really am
892
00:46:35,962 --> 00:46:38,840
and how everyone thinks
I'm perfect.
893
00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:41,593
Well, if it's any consolation,
894
00:46:41,843 --> 00:46:43,678
I never thought
you were perfect.
895
00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:46,431
You didn't?
896
00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:48,725
You're a little
too color coordinated.
897
00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:51,478
You blink weird.
You lick stamps funny.
898
00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:52,687
Have you noticed that?
899
00:46:53,938 --> 00:46:56,358
-Should I go on?
-No, I'm good.
900
00:46:57,525 --> 00:47:01,821
I didn't realize
you noticed so much about me.
901
00:47:01,863 --> 00:47:03,615
If it makes you feel better,
902
00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,867
you can say
some bad stuff about me.
903
00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:07,535
Okay, well...
904
00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:23,009
Right now I can't actually
think of anything.
905
00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:31,851
Let's give it time.
906
00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:43,571
It's 8:05.
907
00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,408
It is?
908
00:47:48,493 --> 00:47:50,453
And it's a Saturday night.
909
00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:56,710
So officially we may have left
the friend zone.
910
00:48:02,048 --> 00:48:03,800
So what do we do now?
911
00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:08,513
Rules are rules.
912
00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:27,157
Okay, no, our moms
will kill us if they find out.
913
00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:29,784
Please, do not bring up
our moms right now.
914
00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:55,101
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...
915
00:48:56,144 --> 00:48:58,229
-Vincent van Snow.
-Wow!
916
00:48:59,981 --> 00:49:01,649
-Wow.
-Fabulous!
917
00:49:11,242 --> 00:49:12,118
Let's go.
918
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:19,417
Did you get the pictures?
919
00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:21,628
Yes, I got them
but they're not enough,
920
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:23,380
-I need more.
-More?
921
00:49:23,421 --> 00:49:25,965
Yes, more anger, more fighting,
and more carnage.
922
00:49:26,007 --> 00:49:26,966
It's just...
923
00:49:27,008 --> 00:49:28,301
It's just what?
924
00:49:28,343 --> 00:49:30,053
She invited me over
for Christmas.
925
00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:31,262
Oh, that's perfect.
926
00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:34,224
Oh, you know how people are
during the holidays.
927
00:49:34,265 --> 00:49:35,642
They get tempers flare,
928
00:49:35,684 --> 00:49:37,602
nerves are frayed,
jingle all the way.
929
00:49:37,644 --> 00:49:39,145
But she's a divorced mom,
930
00:49:39,187 --> 00:49:40,730
she's going through
a hard time.
931
00:49:40,772 --> 00:49:42,649
It feels wrong to keep prying.
932
00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:45,360
So work on the other housewife.
933
00:49:48,697 --> 00:49:51,241
What happened on "99 Cents"
being your middle name?
934
00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:54,160
Okay, so I had to add
a few more nines.
935
00:49:54,202 --> 00:49:56,287
We can barely afford
our house payment.
936
00:49:56,329 --> 00:49:58,498
We will work it out,
we always do.
937
00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,959
-Will you please call Diana?
-No.
938
00:50:01,793 --> 00:50:03,962
Besides, she's already
replaced me.
939
00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:06,589
No, come on.
Who can replace you?
940
00:50:06,631 --> 00:50:08,967
Apparently,
it's not that difficult.
941
00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:10,510
Well, I disagree.
942
00:50:11,761 --> 00:50:12,637
I miss you.
943
00:50:13,346 --> 00:50:14,472
I miss you too.
944
00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:16,433
-Love you.
-Love you too.
945
00:50:31,656 --> 00:50:34,492
I thought maybe you could use
a little frap action.
946
00:50:35,326 --> 00:50:37,328
Wouldn't that be consorting
with the enemy?
947
00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:38,496
I'm just an outsider.
948
00:50:38,538 --> 00:50:40,749
Although, if I was a gambler,
949
00:50:40,790 --> 00:50:42,751
I would be leaning
towards team Trish.
950
00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,718
It's beautiful.
951
00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:53,636
Thank you.
952
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:56,389
A lot of memories in here.
953
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,266
And trophies.
954
00:50:59,351 --> 00:51:02,187
In 48 hours
I'll have another one.
955
00:51:02,604 --> 00:51:05,190
It must be strange competing
against your best friend.
956
00:51:06,107 --> 00:51:07,025
Ex.
957
00:51:08,234 --> 00:51:10,028
You know, she doesn't even care
about winning.
958
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,030
She's only invested
to take me down.
959
00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:15,200
I've heard some of the tales,
you guys were legends.
960
00:51:16,201 --> 00:51:17,202
We were.
961
00:51:19,162 --> 00:51:21,539
I actually remember
the day that it started.
962
00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:25,585
They had just moved
into the neighborhood
963
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:29,839
and there was this mom
at school, Bree Flanigan,
964
00:51:29,881 --> 00:51:31,174
Miss Perfect.
965
00:51:31,549 --> 00:51:34,177
You know,
she was the head of the PTA,
966
00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:35,637
do the best parties,
967
00:51:35,679 --> 00:51:37,806
gourmet snacks
at soccer games, you know.
968
00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:43,478
And every year,
she won Best Holiday House.
969
00:51:44,312 --> 00:51:46,731
And every year
I tried to take her down.
970
00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:53,446
But Diana, she just walked
over here one day
971
00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:56,366
and offered to help, you know,
972
00:51:56,408 --> 00:51:59,828
for her it's an art,
it's not a competition.
973
00:52:01,413 --> 00:52:06,710
And that Christmas
she was here every single day.
974
00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:09,379
And we won.
975
00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:11,089
Or I won.
976
00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:16,136
And after that we were team.
977
00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:18,805
You really miss her.
978
00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:23,601
Yeah, well...
979
00:52:25,603 --> 00:52:26,771
I'll get over it.
980
00:52:36,281 --> 00:52:39,409
This is the one place
my mom won't look for me.
981
00:52:39,451 --> 00:52:41,870
I'm pretty sure
no place is safe from Trish.
982
00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:45,290
We're like the Montagues
and the Capulets.
983
00:52:45,915 --> 00:52:47,876
Didn't Romeo
and Juliet end up dead?
984
00:52:48,668 --> 00:52:51,379
-We should stop talking. Here!
-Yeah, we should.
985
00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:59,179
I'm terrible at this.
986
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:01,181
No, you're not.
987
00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:03,600
I don't even know
what we're painting,
988
00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:06,478
but I'll take a guess
that it's a reindeer.
989
00:53:07,979 --> 00:53:08,897
Whistling marmot.
990
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,777
You know, seeing as I don't know
how long I'm gonna be here,
991
00:53:13,818 --> 00:53:16,821
and being that this is
the most amount of human contact
992
00:53:16,863 --> 00:53:20,325
I've had in a while.
Can I take you out to dinner?
993
00:53:22,285 --> 00:53:23,828
I, I...
994
00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:29,626
I'm sorry, that is so sweet.
995
00:53:30,627 --> 00:53:32,170
-But?
-I...
996
00:53:34,339 --> 00:53:41,471
I don't think I'm ready yet
to have dinner with a person...
997
00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:44,349
I mean, a man besides my son.
998
00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:48,687
Did I tell you
that I have a kid?
999
00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,647
I mean, well, he's not a kid,
1000
00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:53,274
he's a grown up,
but he's back at home,
1001
00:53:53,316 --> 00:53:54,818
is nice to have him here.
1002
00:53:54,859 --> 00:53:57,862
Not that I need to have
a guy in my house
1003
00:53:57,904 --> 00:53:59,698
-or I'm like...
-Pretty recent divorce.
1004
00:54:00,865 --> 00:54:01,741
Yeah.
1005
00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:05,578
Yeah, we've been separated
for a year
1006
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:08,331
but we just finalized
our divorce.
1007
00:54:08,832 --> 00:54:10,375
Mine it's been five years.
1008
00:54:11,876 --> 00:54:12,711
It gets easier.
1009
00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:16,464
Well, pencil me
in five years from now.
1010
00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:19,342
Sure.
1011
00:54:19,968 --> 00:54:20,677
Yeah.
1012
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,430
Well, I'm here
for the reindeer,
1013
00:54:23,471 --> 00:54:25,640
-so I'd better get back to it.
-Yeah.
1014
00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:28,435
It's... You did good, did well.
1015
00:54:31,021 --> 00:54:31,896
Right.
1016
00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:34,357
Nice seeing you again, Diana.
1017
00:54:34,399 --> 00:54:36,401
It's really nice
to see you, Nick.
1018
00:54:54,044 --> 00:54:56,338
You still have your dolls?
1019
00:54:56,588 --> 00:54:58,423
They're not dolls.
They're actually
1020
00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:00,633
limited edition action figures
and they're only there
1021
00:55:00,675 --> 00:55:02,010
because I'm selling
them online.
1022
00:55:02,427 --> 00:55:03,970
I find that hard to believe.
1023
00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:07,932
Okay, maybe I'm not
selling them but I could.
1024
00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:09,392
They are collector's items.
1025
00:55:12,062 --> 00:55:14,022
You still have
your My Little Pony?
1026
00:55:14,564 --> 00:55:16,024
Absolutely not.
1027
00:55:16,066 --> 00:55:17,901
-Spice Girls?
-No.
1028
00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:20,403
Jonas Brothers
autographed poster?
1029
00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:24,449
Okay, maybe.
1030
00:55:25,784 --> 00:55:28,787
But it's in a box at least.
1031
00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:32,874
-That makes it better.
-Pooh Bear! Are you home?
1032
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,627
I forgot my phone charger.
1033
00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:37,462
-Pooh Bear?
-No.
1034
00:55:38,963 --> 00:55:40,298
Sweetie?
1035
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,802
-Yeah, just taking a nap.
-Hey, do you have any laundry?
1036
00:55:43,843 --> 00:55:47,305
I figured I may as well do
a load while I'm here.
1037
00:55:48,056 --> 00:55:49,808
No, we're good. I'm good!
1038
00:55:50,892 --> 00:55:52,936
Really? Even those dirty socks
1039
00:55:52,977 --> 00:55:54,813
and underwear
festering in the corner?
1040
00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:57,315
No, no, I'll just burn those.
1041
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:11,871
No, I want him
higher than that!
1042
00:56:12,330 --> 00:56:14,874
No, no, no!
Now it looks lopsided!
1043
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:17,794
Can you just put him
a lot higher?
1044
00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,754
Way higher than that!
1045
00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:25,468
Okay, I can do Downward Donner,
1046
00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:27,804
Plank Prancer,
Reclining Rudolph.
1047
00:56:27,846 --> 00:56:30,974
I feel like I'm missing
something, Skye, help me.
1048
00:56:32,934 --> 00:56:35,311
-Where do you want this elf?
-No, no, no.
1049
00:56:35,353 --> 00:56:37,897
That goes on "Elves Gone Wild"
section over there.
1050
00:56:37,939 --> 00:56:39,399
You should've said that earlier.
1051
00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,860
Something over here is missing.
What is it?
1052
00:56:42,777 --> 00:56:43,903
It's something else.
1053
00:56:46,948 --> 00:56:47,866
Jake!
1054
00:56:49,868 --> 00:56:52,871
Oh, honey I realized
what it was I needed to do.
1055
00:56:52,912 --> 00:56:53,997
Look at this.
1056
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:57,876
I call it,
"Long may they rain-deer."
1057
00:56:58,418 --> 00:56:59,294
It's good, right?
1058
00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:03,381
I can live with that.
1059
00:57:10,263 --> 00:57:13,224
Fred! Fred! There are no more
wire reindeer on aisle 10.
1060
00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:15,852
I just sold
the last one to Mrs. Logan
1061
00:57:15,894 --> 00:57:17,020
like two minutes ago.
1062
00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:18,480
Mrs. Logan.
1063
00:57:19,564 --> 00:57:20,440
Okay.
1064
00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:24,319
Mrs. Logan! Excuse me.
1065
00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:25,362
Mrs. Logan!
1066
00:57:26,029 --> 00:57:28,114
-Hi, excuse me.
-Oh, Trish,
1067
00:57:28,156 --> 00:57:29,908
your house is looking great.
1068
00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:31,534
Oh, thank you so much.
1069
00:57:31,576 --> 00:57:35,163
It's just I really need
that reindeer.
1070
00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:37,874
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is for my granddaughter.
1071
00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:40,085
I'm sure you could find her
something else.
1072
00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:42,253
No, I can't.
This is what she wants.
1073
00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:44,881
She's seven. She'll get over.
1074
00:57:45,215 --> 00:57:46,966
She's making a diorama.
1075
00:57:47,509 --> 00:57:49,177
I'll give you 50 bucks.
1076
00:57:49,219 --> 00:57:50,178
No!
1077
00:57:50,387 --> 00:57:51,513
It's a $30 profit!
1078
00:57:51,554 --> 00:57:53,306
It's not for sale!
1079
00:57:53,973 --> 00:57:55,600
-How about a hundred?
-No!
1080
00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,436
-I told you it's not for sale!
-Two hundred?
1081
00:57:58,978 --> 00:58:02,273
-No! It's my reindeer!
-Mrs. Logan!
1082
00:58:02,315 --> 00:58:04,317
Where is your holiday spirit?
1083
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,278
Calm down, ladies!
1084
00:58:10,156 --> 00:58:11,074
Yes!
1085
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,451
No!
1086
00:58:14,452 --> 00:58:16,996
You killed my reindeer.
1087
00:58:19,124 --> 00:58:20,083
Oh...
1088
00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:21,418
I'm sorry, Mrs. Logan.
1089
00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:23,503
I'm so sorry.
1090
00:58:24,295 --> 00:58:26,214
I don't what came over me.
1091
00:58:29,175 --> 00:58:32,178
We all get caught up
in the holiday spirit, dear.
1092
00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:37,350
On the other hand,
I hope Diana takes you down.
1093
00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:40,854
She's lost
all the holiday spirit.
1094
00:58:44,399 --> 00:58:46,317
Are you okay, Mrs. Logan?
1095
00:58:47,444 --> 00:58:49,279
Do you need anything,
Mrs. Logan?
1096
00:58:54,367 --> 00:58:55,285
What's the problem?
1097
00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:57,454
Where's the holiday spirit?
1098
00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:03,877
It's okay, it's okay.
1099
00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:10,258
Okay, okay.
I can work with this.
1100
00:59:16,681 --> 00:59:17,932
So good.
1101
00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:20,018
Good.
1102
00:59:21,102 --> 00:59:22,604
Oh! Good.
1103
00:59:25,607 --> 00:59:26,524
Good.
1104
00:59:28,234 --> 00:59:29,903
Very good!
1105
00:59:30,236 --> 00:59:33,031
* ...For Christmas
and a Happy New Year *
1106
00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:36,034
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1107
00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:38,244
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1108
00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,246
* And a Happy New Year *
1109
00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:42,457
I need a Blitzen.
1110
00:59:42,499 --> 00:59:44,668
No, you need a tranquilizer.
1111
00:59:45,293 --> 00:59:48,296
We are running out of time.
Okay? Chop-chop.
1112
00:59:48,338 --> 00:59:49,381
Look at this.
1113
00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:50,507
Is that my stag?
1114
00:59:51,091 --> 00:59:53,134
-What?
-Hold this.
1115
00:59:56,429 --> 00:59:59,391
Do not come one step further!
1116
00:59:59,432 --> 01:00:02,227
Give me the hammer.
1117
01:00:03,978 --> 01:00:06,147
-That's my stag.
-You gave it to me.
1118
01:00:06,189 --> 01:00:09,234
Nope. I lent it to you.
You never brought it back.
1119
01:00:10,026 --> 01:00:10,694
Fine.
1120
01:00:11,861 --> 01:00:14,030
I want to make something
very clear to you.
1121
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,158
Skye does not love you more
than she loves me.
1122
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:19,285
What are you talking about?
1123
01:00:19,494 --> 01:00:20,954
Diana said that?
1124
01:00:21,371 --> 01:00:22,372
And worse.
1125
01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:24,290
Mom, that's crazy.
1126
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,418
You know I love you.
1127
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:28,128
More than her?
1128
01:00:28,586 --> 01:00:30,338
How can you ask me that?
1129
01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:32,465
Because we never talk anymore.
1130
01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:35,301
Because it's always so intense.
1131
01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:38,722
I don't want to be thinking
about the future all the time.
1132
01:00:38,763 --> 01:00:41,141
But you're always pushing it
and pushing it.
1133
01:00:42,350 --> 01:00:47,689
Look, I know you can't help it,
but it's too much.
1134
01:00:51,234 --> 01:00:52,152
Honey.
1135
01:00:56,406 --> 01:00:57,323
Yeah?
1136
01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:00,577
Could I have the hammer?
1137
01:01:01,036 --> 01:01:01,745
Sorry.
1138
01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:03,455
I just...
1139
01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:04,998
I just need the hammer.
1140
01:01:05,623 --> 01:01:06,499
Yeah.
1141
01:01:10,795 --> 01:01:11,671
Blitzen.
1142
01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,352
-Hey.
-Thanks for meeting me.
1143
01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:28,063
-What are you doing?
-I need a Blitzen.
1144
01:01:28,104 --> 01:01:30,023
I need it
for the judging tonight.
1145
01:01:30,065 --> 01:01:31,191
Blitzen?
1146
01:01:31,232 --> 01:01:32,776
Skye, aren't you
a little worried
1147
01:01:32,817 --> 01:01:34,527
that you're turning in
your mother?
1148
01:01:34,569 --> 01:01:36,321
What's wrong with that?
1149
01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:38,698
Well, for one thing she's
completely out of control.
1150
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:40,200
What about your mom?
1151
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,035
You love my mom.
1152
01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,620
Not more than mine.
1153
01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:44,746
Wait, what?
1154
01:01:47,749 --> 01:01:49,334
-Did I miss something?
-Look,
1155
01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:54,506
this thing with us,
it isn't gonna work.
1156
01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:56,800
Wow!
1157
01:01:56,841 --> 01:01:58,593
You're ending this
because of them.
1158
01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:01,429
It started because of them.
1159
01:02:02,305 --> 01:02:03,223
Not for me.
1160
01:02:05,475 --> 01:02:06,434
Jake.
1161
01:02:07,644 --> 01:02:09,187
You're really bailing
because of our moms?
1162
01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:11,606
Or because you're scared
you might be feeling something?
1163
01:02:13,692 --> 01:02:14,818
It's just...
1164
01:02:16,277 --> 01:02:18,446
The last thing I need right now
is another relationship.
1165
01:02:19,531 --> 01:02:23,201
We hated each other before.
No reason we can't
go back to that.
1166
01:02:23,243 --> 01:02:24,577
Can we still be friends?
1167
01:02:25,328 --> 01:02:27,288
I don't know.
Maybe we never were.
1168
01:02:57,569 --> 01:03:00,780
Tank, I'm a horrible person.
1169
01:03:09,372 --> 01:03:11,916
All right, Tank.
It's time for the competition.
1170
01:03:13,251 --> 01:03:14,711
Come along.
1171
01:03:14,753 --> 01:03:16,671
There are many more
houses to judge.
1172
01:03:16,713 --> 01:03:17,630
That's nice.
1173
01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:21,843
Yeah, they went through
a lot of trouble.
1174
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:25,555
We can get a good shot
right here...
1175
01:03:31,102 --> 01:03:32,020
Let's go.
1176
01:03:34,272 --> 01:03:36,232
Yes, it looks like
a tranquil town
1177
01:03:36,274 --> 01:03:38,651
full of holiday cheer,
but scratch the surface,
1178
01:03:38,693 --> 01:03:40,987
you'll find a nest
full of Christmas vipers...
1179
01:03:41,029 --> 01:03:44,032
Xander, what are we doing here?
Didn't you get my message?
1180
01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:47,077
Yes, I got it. Okay,
pan over there. Get that stuff.
1181
01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,662
Listen, you work
for American Life,
1182
01:03:49,704 --> 01:03:52,707
which means I own the story
and it's gonna be big.
1183
01:03:52,749 --> 01:03:55,126
You should watch, we start
streaming Christmas Eve.
1184
01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:56,878
-You can't do this.
-Watch me.
1185
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,880
Pan over there.
Get some white chalk,
1186
01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:00,674
we're coming up
to Diana's house.
1187
01:04:04,886 --> 01:04:06,012
That's so cool.
1188
01:04:06,054 --> 01:04:07,263
Hi, everybody.
1189
01:04:07,305 --> 01:04:08,807
-Hi.
-Hi.
1190
01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,851
Oh, Kendall,
you brought the whole crew.
1191
01:04:11,893 --> 01:04:13,895
-That is so fantastic.
-No, Diana...
1192
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:17,065
Listen, everything you see here
on my lawn is biodegradable.
1193
01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:19,025
Nothing you see
will hurt the environment.
1194
01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:22,737
Yoo-hoo! There's no need to film
second place over there.
1195
01:04:22,779 --> 01:04:24,322
Come on, come on over here.
1196
01:04:24,906 --> 01:04:25,782
Hi!
1197
01:04:26,741 --> 01:04:29,077
Hi! It's good to see you.
1198
01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:32,414
I have Rice Krispie treats,
fresh gingerbread cookies
1199
01:04:32,455 --> 01:04:35,792
and white hot chocolate
to wash it all down.
1200
01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:37,168
Why?
1201
01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:40,130
Because there's always
room for dessert!
1202
01:04:49,806 --> 01:04:50,974
Wow!
1203
01:04:53,893 --> 01:04:55,854
What's the big deal if she wins?
1204
01:04:56,479 --> 01:04:57,939
She won't.
1205
01:04:57,981 --> 01:04:59,941
* Hark!
The herald angels sing *
1206
01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:03,653
* Glory to the new-born king *
1207
01:05:03,695 --> 01:05:07,323
* Peace on earth
and mercy mild *
1208
01:05:07,365 --> 01:05:10,660
She went low, I went lower.
1209
01:05:11,453 --> 01:05:15,707
* Joyful,
all ye nations rise *
1210
01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:19,461
* Join the triumph
of the skies *
1211
01:05:19,502 --> 01:05:22,839
* With the angelic
host proclaim *
1212
01:05:27,844 --> 01:05:28,720
Mom!
1213
01:05:29,179 --> 01:05:30,096
Oh...
1214
01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:32,807
Okay.
1215
01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:35,185
-Did you just step me?
-Are you kidding me?
1216
01:05:35,226 --> 01:05:37,187
-No. Oh!
-Troop Nine?
1217
01:05:37,228 --> 01:05:39,314
You might as well called
trained assassins.
1218
01:05:39,356 --> 01:05:41,066
You bribed the judges.
1219
01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:43,818
-You yellowed my snow.
-Oh, come on.
1220
01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:46,821
That was Mrs. Logan's dogs
because I couldn't...
1221
01:05:46,863 --> 01:05:47,739
Oh!
1222
01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:57,207
Santa!
1223
01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:03,004
Oh!
1224
01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:05,799
Oh!
1225
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,008
No!
1226
01:06:08,802 --> 01:06:09,844
Oh, yeah!
1227
01:06:09,886 --> 01:06:11,304
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1228
01:06:13,848 --> 01:06:14,724
Oh, God!
1229
01:06:15,183 --> 01:06:16,059
Oh!
1230
01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:18,520
Snowball fight!
1231
01:06:18,561 --> 01:06:21,106
Housewives Brawl!
Shoot, shoot!
1232
01:06:21,147 --> 01:06:23,483
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1233
01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:26,027
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1234
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:28,530
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1235
01:06:28,571 --> 01:06:31,032
* And a Happy New Year *
1236
01:06:32,283 --> 01:06:34,452
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1237
01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,871
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1238
01:06:36,913 --> 01:06:38,248
Stop it!
1239
01:06:38,289 --> 01:06:40,458
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas *
1240
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:43,044
* And a Happy New Year *
1241
01:06:43,962 --> 01:06:46,381
We are in North Pole, Vermont,
1242
01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:49,092
watching an all-out
Christmas War,
1243
01:06:49,134 --> 01:06:51,428
where two backstabbing
former friends
1244
01:06:51,469 --> 01:06:53,138
tried to destroy each other.
1245
01:06:53,179 --> 01:06:54,889
-Turn it off!
-Right before the...
1246
01:06:54,931 --> 01:06:56,307
Turn it off.
1247
01:06:56,349 --> 01:06:58,351
-Kendall, get out of the way.
-No.
1248
01:06:58,977 --> 01:06:59,936
Oh, my God!
1249
01:07:00,437 --> 01:07:01,980
What do you mean "no"?
1250
01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:07,110
This is a hatchet job.
1251
01:07:09,446 --> 01:07:10,488
She played us.
1252
01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:15,785
-What kind of story
is this, Kendall?
-I'm so sorry.
1253
01:07:15,827 --> 01:07:19,164
It wasn't supposed
to be like this. Not at first.
1254
01:07:19,873 --> 01:07:21,416
I invited you into my home.
1255
01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:23,960
I invited you over
for Christmas dinner.
1256
01:07:25,378 --> 01:07:26,379
Christmas dinner?
1257
01:07:27,297 --> 01:07:28,548
That's our thing.
1258
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:31,343
Everyone,
American Life online,
1259
01:07:31,384 --> 01:07:33,511
The Real Housewives
of the North Pole.
1260
01:07:33,553 --> 01:07:36,806
Tune in, we start streaming
on Christmas Eve.
1261
01:07:38,058 --> 01:07:40,310
You are not American Life.
1262
01:07:40,518 --> 01:07:42,979
You're a low life.
1263
01:07:43,313 --> 01:07:47,359
A sleazeball, immoral,
pathetic Scrooge-bag.
1264
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,944
Oh, no, don't break that
or I'll sue you.
1265
01:07:49,986 --> 01:07:53,281
You would also have to break
cameras B and C as well.
1266
01:07:53,865 --> 01:07:55,408
Fine. I quit.
1267
01:07:57,869 --> 01:07:58,953
You already quit.
1268
01:08:06,586 --> 01:08:07,504
You...
1269
01:08:08,004 --> 01:08:09,339
You ruined Christmas.
1270
01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:16,513
You ruined everything.
1271
01:08:19,432 --> 01:08:22,477
Well, I guess you don't have
to worry about that anymore,
1272
01:08:23,561 --> 01:08:25,480
because I'm done
with this place.
1273
01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:28,525
I'm selling our house.
1274
01:08:33,321 --> 01:08:35,990
And I forfeit.
1275
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,577
You're kidding!
1276
01:08:41,162 --> 01:08:42,455
Why would she do that?
1277
01:08:42,497 --> 01:08:45,000
Looks like we have
a new winner.
1278
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:48,920
The Golden Reindeer Award
goes to Diana Forester!
1279
01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:52,465
No, no, no, I forfeit too.
1280
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,218
I forfeit too. I forfeit too.
1281
01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,346
What is she doing?
1282
01:09:08,064 --> 01:09:09,607
Please tell me you got that.
1283
01:09:14,946 --> 01:09:15,989
How's London, dad?
1284
01:09:16,531 --> 01:09:18,408
Very English. Hey, guess what?
1285
01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:22,287
-I got the account.
-Oh, I knew you would.
1286
01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:23,872
Yeah. Congratulations, dad.
1287
01:09:23,913 --> 01:09:26,332
-That's great.
-Thanks, thanks, honey.
1288
01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:27,625
We miss you.
1289
01:09:28,418 --> 01:09:29,336
I miss you too.
1290
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,923
If you guys don't mind,
I'm gonna go to my room.
1291
01:09:34,424 --> 01:09:35,592
But it's Christmas Eve.
1292
01:09:37,802 --> 01:09:39,596
It doesn't really feel like it.
1293
01:09:41,890 --> 01:09:44,601
-Merry Christmas, dad.
-Merry Christmas, baby.
1294
01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:48,938
I'll be right back. Skye, wait.
1295
01:09:53,610 --> 01:09:54,611
I'm sorry.
1296
01:09:56,613 --> 01:09:58,990
I'm sorry, I'm always
on your case. I just...
1297
01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:02,369
I just want
what's best for you.
1298
01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:03,286
I know.
1299
01:10:04,829 --> 01:10:06,414
But I'm not you, mom.
1300
01:10:07,957 --> 01:10:11,628
I don't want what you want,
I want something else.
1301
01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:34,359
Well, you were right.
1302
01:10:35,568 --> 01:10:36,486
About what?
1303
01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:38,738
Everything.
1304
01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:42,075
Turn down the account.
1305
01:10:43,493 --> 01:10:44,411
What?
1306
01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:46,454
I don't care about moving.
1307
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,998
I don't care
about this house anymore,
1308
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,834
or that stupid competition,
1309
01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:52,669
which I've forfeited
by the way.
1310
01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:57,007
I've been spending
all this time
1311
01:10:57,757 --> 01:10:59,384
creating this perfect image,
1312
01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:02,012
so that nobody
would see what a mess I am.
1313
01:11:02,053 --> 01:11:05,098
Well, I don't care
what anyone thinks anymore.
1314
01:11:05,682 --> 01:11:07,684
I only care about you and Skye.
1315
01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:11,688
And next time,
I'm going on the trip with you.
1316
01:11:12,689 --> 01:11:16,735
I feel like a change of scenery
will do us good.
1317
01:11:16,776 --> 01:11:19,154
Now there's the Trish
I fell in love with.
1318
01:11:19,195 --> 01:11:20,530
I love you, honey.
1319
01:11:21,865 --> 01:11:22,991
I love you too.
1320
01:11:33,793 --> 01:11:35,503
Hey. I'm going to give you
1321
01:11:35,545 --> 01:11:36,880
your Christmas present
right now.
1322
01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:44,012
I thought we were doing
handmade gifts.
1323
01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,097
We are. I signed it.
1324
01:11:50,018 --> 01:11:51,519
Mom this is too much.
1325
01:11:51,561 --> 01:11:54,689
No, no, no,
I had a great season.
1326
01:11:54,731 --> 01:11:56,858
I don't need you
to worry about me
1327
01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:58,860
because I'm going
to be just fine
1328
01:11:58,902 --> 01:12:01,029
and I want you
to take that money
1329
01:12:01,071 --> 01:12:02,822
and go somewhere you wanna go,
1330
01:12:02,864 --> 01:12:06,201
do something
that you want to do, okay?
1331
01:12:06,242 --> 01:12:07,952
You're going to figure it out.
1332
01:12:08,244 --> 01:12:09,412
I did.
1333
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:15,001
-Thank you. -I love you,
you're welcome, sweetie.
1334
01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:24,886
* Stockings hanging
from the chimney *
1335
01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:27,639
* Lights are shining
on the tree *
1336
01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,600
* Mistletoe with leaves
of holly *
1337
01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:33,603
* They're a beautiful
sightseeing *
1338
01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:36,773
* But each year
I always dream of *
1339
01:12:36,815 --> 01:12:39,484
* Just one thing
that comes above *
1340
01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:42,529
* Looking out the window
each night *
1341
01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:45,782
* Hoping that it just might *
1342
01:12:46,616 --> 01:12:49,577
* Snow for Christmas *
1343
01:12:49,619 --> 01:12:52,455
* Cover all the world in white *
1344
01:12:52,497 --> 01:12:55,500
* Snow for Christmas *
1345
01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:58,253
* Making an enchanting sight *
1346
01:12:58,294 --> 01:13:03,925
* Oh, what I would give? *
1347
01:13:03,967 --> 01:13:10,849
* To see that wonderland again *
1348
01:13:14,853 --> 01:13:19,024
* Snow for Christmas *
1349
01:13:22,318 --> 01:13:25,071
* Snow for Christmas *
1350
01:13:25,113 --> 01:13:27,949
* Cover all the world in white *
1351
01:13:28,158 --> 01:13:30,952
* Snow for Christmas *
1352
01:13:31,161 --> 01:13:33,830
* Making an enchanting sight *
1353
01:13:34,247 --> 01:13:38,209
* Ooh! *
1354
01:13:43,673 --> 01:13:49,512
* Oh, please *
1355
01:13:49,554 --> 01:13:54,559
* Snow for Christmas *
1356
01:13:58,104 --> 01:13:59,647
-Troop Nine?
-Oh!
1357
01:13:59,689 --> 01:14:02,108
You might as well
called trained assassins.
1358
01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:03,902
You bribed the judges.
1359
01:14:03,943 --> 01:14:06,196
-You yellowed my snow.
-Oh, come on.
1360
01:14:06,237 --> 01:14:08,782
That was Mrs. Logan's dogs
because I couldn't...
1361
01:14:08,823 --> 01:14:09,699
Wait.
1362
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,701
Santa!
1363
01:14:11,743 --> 01:14:13,244
Thank you, Santa!
1364
01:14:13,286 --> 01:14:15,163
Snowball fight!
1365
01:14:15,205 --> 01:14:17,582
-Troop Nine?
-Oh, come on.
1366
01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:19,834
That was Mrs. Logan's dogs
because I couldn't...
1367
01:14:19,876 --> 01:14:20,752
wait.
1368
01:14:21,711 --> 01:14:24,214
Santa! Thank you, Santa!
1369
01:14:24,255 --> 01:14:26,049
Snowball fight!
1370
01:14:26,216 --> 01:14:27,842
I forfeit!
1371
01:14:27,884 --> 01:14:29,678
...as well called
trained assassins.
1372
01:14:29,719 --> 01:14:31,596
You bribed the judges.
1373
01:14:31,638 --> 01:14:34,015
-You yellowed my snow.
-Oh, come on.
1374
01:14:34,057 --> 01:14:36,184
That was Mrs. Logan's dogs
because I couldn't...
1375
01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:37,143
Please!
1376
01:14:38,687 --> 01:14:40,855
Santa! Thank you, Santa!
1377
01:14:40,897 --> 01:14:42,565
Snowball fight!
1378
01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:12,053
What are you doing here?
1379
01:15:12,095 --> 01:15:14,097
And why are you
dressed like that?
1380
01:15:14,347 --> 01:15:16,266
All my clothes
are in the laundry
1381
01:15:16,307 --> 01:15:18,727
and I wanted
to talk to you tonight.
1382
01:15:18,935 --> 01:15:20,770
Are you legit crazy?
1383
01:15:21,730 --> 01:15:25,817
Maybe. And maybe I'm also
jobless and living at home,
1384
01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:28,778
but I'm also hopelessly
in love with you.
1385
01:15:29,404 --> 01:15:30,280
Jake.
1386
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,200
I'm sorry
about what I said before.
1387
01:15:35,869 --> 01:15:36,953
I'm sorry, too.
1388
01:15:38,455 --> 01:15:39,372
You were right.
1389
01:15:40,248 --> 01:15:43,209
I was scared, I still am.
1390
01:15:44,169 --> 01:15:45,086
Me too.
1391
01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:50,133
But I think I'm more scared
of losing you, and...
1392
01:15:51,009 --> 01:15:52,635
And also falling.
1393
01:15:52,844 --> 01:15:55,847
Yeah, I don't want this to end
like Romeo and Juliet.
1394
01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:56,848
Me neither.
1395
01:15:59,684 --> 01:16:01,019
So what do we do?
1396
01:16:03,813 --> 01:16:04,731
Get in here.
1397
01:16:07,150 --> 01:16:08,860
I was hoping you'd say that.
1398
01:16:08,902 --> 01:16:09,778
Okay.
1399
01:16:10,945 --> 01:16:13,156
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I got it, I got it.
1400
01:16:27,087 --> 01:16:28,046
-Come on.
-Wait.
1401
01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:29,673
Hush! Hush!
1402
01:16:29,714 --> 01:16:31,341
She's gonna listen to us.
1403
01:16:31,383 --> 01:16:33,593
-She's gonna hear us.
-Come on. Let's go.
1404
01:16:35,387 --> 01:16:37,389
-Let's go, let's go.
-Really?
1405
01:16:39,599 --> 01:16:41,601
-Oh!
-Go! Go!
1406
01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:44,270
Merry Christmas!
1407
01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:48,274
Looks like someone made
the naughty list.
1408
01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:51,486
How long has this been going on?
1409
01:16:52,445 --> 01:16:54,280
Well, there's 12 Days
of Christmas.
1410
01:16:54,989 --> 01:16:57,283
You've been lying to us
this entire time.
1411
01:16:58,618 --> 01:17:04,207
Lying, ice skating,
drinking your wine.
1412
01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:06,042
We're in a relationship...
1413
01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:07,335
I think.
1414
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:10,130
-Yeah.
-So the both of you
1415
01:17:10,171 --> 01:17:12,549
were just gonna have
to get used to it.
1416
01:17:12,590 --> 01:17:16,302
And while we're on the subject
of getting used to things,
1417
01:17:17,512 --> 01:17:19,723
I'm not going
to grad school next year.
1418
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,599
I'm taking a gap year.
1419
01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:24,019
And I'm gonna take a year,
no gap.
1420
01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:27,647
Yeah, we're gonna teach English
to kids in Africa.
1421
01:17:27,689 --> 01:17:29,607
Or South America.
We haven't really decided.
1422
01:17:29,649 --> 01:17:32,235
Really, I know. We haven't
really talked about it.
1423
01:17:32,277 --> 01:17:33,403
-We will.
-I know.
1424
01:17:35,321 --> 01:17:36,740
Well, let's us know.
1425
01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:38,742
I think...
1426
01:17:39,284 --> 01:17:40,243
This is...
1427
01:17:40,285 --> 01:17:41,161
This is...
1428
01:17:41,494 --> 01:17:42,662
I think that...
1429
01:17:44,247 --> 01:17:45,373
Sounds amazing.
1430
01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:47,250
Really?
1431
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,294
I thought you might be upset.
1432
01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:53,465
All we've ever wanted
is for the two of you
1433
01:17:53,506 --> 01:17:54,466
to get together.
1434
01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:56,051
We could be in laws.
1435
01:17:56,092 --> 01:17:58,345
-We could be co-grandparents!
-Yes!
1436
01:17:58,386 --> 01:18:01,306
-Okay! Okay!
-Let's not jump
the gun here, please.
1437
01:18:01,348 --> 01:18:02,265
Slow it down.
1438
01:18:05,643 --> 01:18:07,187
Are you really gonna move?
1439
01:18:08,313 --> 01:18:09,189
I don't know.
1440
01:18:12,525 --> 01:18:14,235
I'm so sorry, Trish. I...
1441
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,447
I behaved like a crazy person.
1442
01:18:17,489 --> 01:18:20,700
And I'm so sorry that I threw
the frap in your face.
1443
01:18:20,742 --> 01:18:23,578
It was kind of refreshing.
You know? It was nice.
1444
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,331
I only said
those terrible things
1445
01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:30,210
because I'm jealous of how
you and Skye are together.
1446
01:18:31,544 --> 01:18:32,671
Because she's not mine.
1447
01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:34,547
I mean ask Jake.
1448
01:18:34,839 --> 01:18:37,384
It is not easy being my son.
1449
01:18:37,592 --> 01:18:38,760
You don't have to...
1450
01:18:41,304 --> 01:18:42,222
You were right.
1451
01:18:43,556 --> 01:18:46,059
I have been leaning on him
way too much this year
1452
01:18:46,101 --> 01:18:48,269
and then I took it out on you.
1453
01:18:48,895 --> 01:18:51,564
Hey, what are friends for?
1454
01:18:55,443 --> 01:18:56,486
Merry Christmas.
1455
01:18:57,612 --> 01:18:59,239
Oh, Kendall.
1456
01:19:00,323 --> 01:19:02,117
You're wasting your time here.
1457
01:19:02,158 --> 01:19:04,619
There is nothing here to shoot.
1458
01:19:04,661 --> 01:19:06,454
I'm not here for that.
1459
01:19:07,539 --> 01:19:08,456
Actually I quit.
1460
01:19:09,582 --> 01:19:11,626
But I do have something
for both of you.
1461
01:19:16,381 --> 01:19:17,424
Oh.
1462
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,260
Oh, thank you, Kendall.
1463
01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:22,554
The thing is, I lost sight
1464
01:19:22,595 --> 01:19:25,390
of why I became a writer
in the first place.
1465
01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:28,101
To bring a little
happiness to people.
1466
01:19:28,768 --> 01:19:31,438
I'm so sorry for everything.
1467
01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:35,859
But you'll be happy to know
that people were too busy
1468
01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:37,360
celebrating Christmas
1469
01:19:37,402 --> 01:19:39,529
to watch the piece
of trash website.
1470
01:19:40,780 --> 01:19:43,158
-I watched it.
-I saw the whole thing.
1471
01:19:43,199 --> 01:19:44,409
-Everything.
-Every frame.
1472
01:19:45,952 --> 01:19:49,164
I'm so embarrassed
of how I acted.
1473
01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:52,625
Okay, well,
I guess I better get going.
1474
01:19:54,919 --> 01:19:56,546
You can't just leave.
1475
01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:59,174
-What?
-No, it's Christmas.
1476
01:19:59,215 --> 01:20:00,675
Yeah, I mean...
1477
01:20:00,717 --> 01:20:04,554
And the spirit of Christmas
is all about...
1478
01:20:04,846 --> 01:20:05,722
Forgiveness.
1479
01:20:07,182 --> 01:20:10,393
-I'm so sorry. I missed you.
-I missed you too.
1480
01:20:10,435 --> 01:20:12,228
I'm so sorry.
1481
01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:14,647
Why don't I have my camera now?
1482
01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:18,360
Mom.
1483
01:20:29,829 --> 01:20:31,331
They came back.
1484
01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:32,290
They're back!
1485
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,251
They did make it this year.
1486
01:20:39,589 --> 01:20:40,590
Jake.
1487
01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:46,221
It's a Christmas miracle.
1488
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,352
You see there?
It's just magical!
1489
01:20:54,854 --> 01:20:56,398
Hey, look who it is.
1490
01:20:59,859 --> 01:21:01,611
He brought the reindeer back.
1491
01:21:01,653 --> 01:21:04,698
Okay, if that's not a sign,
I don't know what is.
1492
01:21:11,413 --> 01:21:12,580
Okay, all right.
1493
01:21:18,795 --> 01:21:19,921
You found them.
1494
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:22,340
Well, they found us.
1495
01:21:22,382 --> 01:21:23,842
Listen, everything
I said before,
1496
01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,719
I was just scared.
1497
01:21:26,511 --> 01:21:28,847
I haven't been single
in a really long time,
1498
01:21:28,888 --> 01:21:30,265
everything is different,
1499
01:21:31,391 --> 01:21:34,853
and I wouldn't even know
what to say on a first date.
1500
01:21:35,645 --> 01:21:39,607
If you don't know what to say,
start with "Merry Christmas."
1501
01:21:41,943 --> 01:21:42,902
I can do that.
1502
01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:46,781
And then maybe we can try
"Happy New Year."
1503
01:21:48,324 --> 01:21:51,494
Will you still be here
in New Year's?
1504
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:54,456
Well, I thought
that once I found the reindeer
1505
01:21:54,706 --> 01:21:56,458
I'd want to leave, but I...
1506
01:21:57,792 --> 01:21:58,710
I don't.
1507
01:22:01,588 --> 01:22:06,051
That is great
because Groundhog's Day
1508
01:22:06,092 --> 01:22:08,845
around here is pretty epic.
1509
01:22:09,596 --> 01:22:10,722
Don't say.
1510
01:22:10,972 --> 01:22:12,932
It's like
a happy little family again.
1511
01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:16,978
Duty calls.
1512
01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:18,480
Yeah.
1513
01:22:18,938 --> 01:22:19,981
-See you.
-Yeah.
1514
01:22:20,023 --> 01:22:21,566
There's so many of them.
1515
01:22:29,449 --> 01:22:30,575
Did you see that?
1516
01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:31,743
What?
1517
01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:34,287
That reindeer had a red nose.
1518
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,000
-Come on.
-Shut up and kiss me.
1519
01:22:40,710 --> 01:22:42,045
No, I'm not kidding, it...
1520
01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:48,927
Have to have my photo.
You know I do, I do.
1521
01:22:48,968 --> 01:22:51,805
Okay, get in your positions,
in front of the tree.
1522
01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:54,724
Are you sure
you don't wanna be on it?
1523
01:22:54,766 --> 01:22:55,684
Maybe next year.
1524
01:22:56,434 --> 01:22:58,311
Yeah. Maybe next year.
1525
01:22:58,937 --> 01:23:00,021
-Yes.
-Yeah.
1526
01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:01,606
All right.
1527
01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:03,358
Okay. Get together.
1528
01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:05,443
Say, "Cheese."
1529
01:23:05,485 --> 01:23:06,945
We have a different tradition.
1530
01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:08,488
Ready?
1531
01:23:08,905 --> 01:23:10,782
Pumpkin Cheesecake!
1532
01:23:13,493 --> 01:23:16,955
* I want it to be Christmas *
1533
01:23:16,996 --> 01:23:20,083
* I swear
it should be Christmas *
1534
01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:24,671
* I wish it could be
Christmas every day *
1535
01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:31,386
* I hear
the sleigh bells ringing *
1536
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:38,059
* I feel the magic in the air *
1537
01:23:40,645 --> 01:23:45,400
* I see the snowflakes
falling on everything *
1538
01:23:46,651 --> 01:23:50,405
* I know the Christmas is here *
1539
01:23:52,907 --> 01:23:57,996
* Now all the presents
are stacked under the tree *
1540
01:23:59,497 --> 01:24:03,710
* And all the lights
are home... *
1541
01:24:06,129 --> 01:24:10,884
* And everybody
is going out caroling *
1542
01:24:12,677 --> 01:24:15,555
* 'Cause it's that time... *