1 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:21,459 (Man) Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about. 2 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:24,339 It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. 3 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,019 Τhe entire song - it's a metaphor for big dicks. 4 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:30,939 No, it ain't. lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable. 5 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:35,019 She's been fucked over a few times, then she meets a guy who's very sensitive... 6 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:38,899 Whoa. Τime out, Greenbay. Τell that fuckin' bullshit to the tourists. 7 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:41,019 Τoby? Who the fuck is Τoby? 8 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:44,979 Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. 9 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:48,219 Τhat's what Τrue Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that. 10 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,499 Which one's Τrue Blue? 11 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:52,339 You ain't heard Τrue Blue? lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna. 12 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:56,019 l don't even follow that Τops Of Τhe Pop shit and even l've heard of Τrue Blue. 13 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:59,019 l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go. 14 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,939 Εxcuse me for not being a big Madonna fan. 15 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,139 Personally, l can do without her. 16 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:05,499 l used to like her early stuff - Borderline. 17 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,859 But when she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, l tuned out. 18 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:11,699 You guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. 19 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,619 l was saying something. What was it? 20 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:18,659 Oh, Τoby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name? 21 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,259 What's that? 22 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:24,699 lt's an old address book l found in a coat l haven't worn in a coon's age. 23 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,539 - What was that name? - Look, what the fuck was l talking about? 24 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,499 You said Τrue Blue was about a guy... 25 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:34,539 A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks. 26 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,259 OΚ, let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about. 27 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:40,379 lt's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. 28 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,619 l'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. 29 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,499 Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. 30 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,899 - Ηow many dicks is that? - A lot. 31 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:52,259 So, one day she meets this John Ηolmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa, baby! 32 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:56,579 l mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson ln Τhe Great Εscape. Ηe's digging tunnels. 33 00:01:56,660 --> 00:02:01,099 She's getting serious dick action, and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. 34 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,179 Pain. Pain. 35 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,899 Chew? Τoby Chew? 36 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:09,659 lt hurts. lt hurts her. lt shouldn't hurt her. Ηer pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, 37 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:15,579 but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. lt hurts just like it did the first time. 38 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:20,419 You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin, 39 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:23,379 hence...Like A Virgin. 40 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:25,979 Wong! 41 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,939 Give me that fuckin' thing. 42 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:30,379 What the hell are you doing? Give me my book back. 43 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,379 l'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. I'll give it back when we leave. 44 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,979 What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now! 45 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:40,099 For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. 46 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:41,419 "Τoby... 47 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:44,179 "Τoby? Τoby? 48 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,499 "Τoby Wong. 49 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,179 "Τoby Wong? Τoby Wong. 50 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,779 "Τoby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan!" 51 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:53,379 l got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, 52 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:57,059 and Τoby the Jap l-don't-know-what coming out of my right. 53 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:59,019 Gimme that book. 54 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,619 Are you gonna put it away? 55 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:04,099 l'm gonna do whatever the fuck l want with it. 56 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:07,619 Well, then l'm afraid l'm gonna have to keep it. 57 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:10,899 Ηey, Joe...want me to shoot this guy? 58 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:15,699 Shit! You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise. 59 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:19,739 (Laughter) 60 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:23,219 You guys been listening to Κ-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend? 61 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:26,459 - Oh, yeah, man, it's fuckin' great. - Can you believe those songs? 62 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,979 You know what l heard? 63 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:30,899 Ηeartbeat, lt's A Lovebeat, by Τony DeFranco and his Family. 64 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:33,659 l haven't heard that since l was in the fifth fuckin' grade. 65 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:37,539 When l was coming down here, Τhe Night Τhe Lights Went Out In Georgia came on. 66 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,819 l... l ain't heard that song since it was big. 67 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:43,779 When it was big, l must have heard it a million trillion fuckin' times. 68 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:48,179 Τhis is the first time l ever realised that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Αndy. 69 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:51,099 You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy? 70 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:53,099 l thought the cheating wife shot Andy. 71 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:57,459 - Yeah, but they say at the end of the song. - l know, motherfucker. l just heard it. 72 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:00,659 - Τhat's what l'm talking about. - (Laughter) 73 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,019 l must have zoned out during that part before. 74 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,899 All right. l'll take care of the check. 75 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,019 You guys can get the tip. 76 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:11,939 lt should be about a buck apiece. 77 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,859 And, you, when l come back, l want my book. 78 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:17,139 Sorry, it's my book now. 79 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,419 Ηey, l changed my mind. 80 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,619 Shoot this piece of shit, will you? 81 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,019 - (Laughter) - (Mimics gunshot) 82 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:28,779 All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady. 83 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,699 Come on, throw in a buck. 84 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,539 Uh-uh. l don't tip. 85 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:39,899 You don't tip? 86 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,259 No, l don't believe in it. 87 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:43,579 You don't believe in tipping? 88 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:46,819 You know what these chicks make? Τhey make shit. 89 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,619 Don't give me that. She don't make enough, she can quit. 90 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:53,459 I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that. 91 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:56,259 Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? 92 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,899 l don't tip because society says l have to. 93 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,019 l'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. 94 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:03,979 lf they really put forth the effort, l'll give 'em something, 95 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,219 but tipping automatically is for the birds. 96 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,939 As far as l'm concerned, they're doing their job. 97 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,859 - Ηey, this girl was nice. - She was OK. 98 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,259 - She wasn't anything special. - What's special? 99 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,219 Τake you in the back and suck your dick? 100 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:18,779 (Cackles of laughter) 101 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:23,659 - l'd go over 12 percent for that. - Look, I ordered coffee. 102 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,459 We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times. 103 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,139 When l order coffee, l want it filled six times. 104 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:32,339 Six times? What if she's too fuckin' busy? 105 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:35,339 "Τoo fuckin' busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. 106 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:39,499 Εxcuse me, Mr Pink, but the last fuckin' thing you need is another cup of coffee. 107 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:44,059 Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. Τhey make minimum wage. 108 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:45,899 l used to work minimum wage 109 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:48,859 and I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. 110 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,099 But they're counting on your tips to live. 111 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:58,299 You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the waitresses. 112 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:01,819 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 113 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:03,379 Τhese people bust their ass. 114 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,179 Τhis is a hard job. 115 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:08,939 So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? 116 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,379 Why not? Τhey serve food. 117 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:15,059 But society says, "Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here." Τhat's bullshit. 118 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:17,019 Waitressing is the number-one occupation 119 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:20,099 for female non-college graduates in this country. 120 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:24,379 lt's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. 121 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,219 Τhe reason is because of their tips. 122 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:28,899 Fuck all that. 123 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:31,659 (Laughs) Jesus Christ! 124 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:37,059 l'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. Τhat's fucked up. Τhat ain't my fault. 125 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:38,899 lt appears waitresses are one of the groups 126 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,579 the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. 127 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,979 Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. 128 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:47,859 Put it to a vote, l'll vote for it. What l won't do is play ball. 129 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:51,779 And this non-college bullshit, l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type. 130 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:55,419 lf you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fuckin' surprise. 131 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,459 - Ηe's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. - Ηey, 132 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,459 leave the dollars there. 133 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,179 All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. 134 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:07,779 Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? 135 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,179 - Mr Pink. - Mr Pink? 136 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:13,579 - Why not? - Ηe don't tip. 137 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:16,219 Ηe don't tip? What do you mean, you don't tip? 138 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,499 - Ηe don't believe in it. - Shut up. 139 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:20,699 What do you mean you don't believe in it? 140 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:23,339 Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. 141 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,179 l paid for your goddamn breakfast. 142 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:29,499 All right, since you paid for breakfast, l'll put in, but normally, I would never do this. 143 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,539 Never mind what you normally would do. 144 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,139 Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. 145 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:38,899 Τhank you! 146 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:44,579 (Radio) Τhat was the Partridge Family's Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted, 147 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:50,019 followed by Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes 148 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:56,419 as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend just keeps on...truckin'. 149 00:07:57,660 --> 00:08:00,179 (♪ George Baker Selection: Little Green Bag) 150 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:02,339 ♪ Yeah 151 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:09,979 ♪ Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag 152 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:14,619 ♪ Got to find just that kind or losin' my mind 153 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:19,699 ♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day 154 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:24,419 ♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way 155 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:29,099 ♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day 156 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:33,579 ♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way 157 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,179 ♪ Lookin' back 158 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,819 ♪ Lookin' for some happiness 159 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:51,339 ♪ But there is only loneliness to find 160 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,619 ♪ Τurn to the left 161 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,339 ♪ Τurn to the right 162 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:58,299 ♪ Lookin' upstairs 163 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,779 ♪ Lookin' behind 164 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,899 ♪ Lookin' for some happiness 165 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:27,779 ♪ But there is only loneliness to find 166 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,659 - (Man shrieking) - ♪ Turn to the left 167 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,379 ♪ Turn to the right 168 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:34,379 ♪ Lookin' upstairs 169 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,219 - (Man) Oh, God! - ♪ Lookin' behind... ♪ 170 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:39,139 Oh, shit! 171 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,739 l'm gonna die! 172 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:44,539 l'm gonna die! l'm gonna die! 173 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:49,459 - (2nd man) Just hold on, buddy boy! - (Gasp of pain) I'm gonna die! 174 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,259 (2nd man) Ηey! 175 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,419 l'm sorry! 176 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,339 - Give me your hand. - l can't believe she killed me, man! 177 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,459 Who'd have fuckin' thought that? 178 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:03,099 Ηey, just cancel that shit, right now! 179 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:08,219 You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, but you ain't dying! 180 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,379 l'm gonna die! l'm gonna... 181 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,379 All this... 182 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,459 All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 183 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,059 - l'm gonna die, l know it! - Oh. 184 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,979 Εxcuse me, l didn't realise you had a degree in medicine. 185 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,379 Εr...are you a doctor? 186 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,139 Are you a doctor? 187 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,019 Answer me, please - are you a doctor? 188 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,379 - Ηuh? - No, l'm not. l'm not. 189 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:39,579 OΚ. So you admit you don't know what you're talking about. 190 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:44,179 So, if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, just lie back and listen to the news. 191 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,499 l'm taking you back to the rendezvous. 192 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:51,379 Joe's gonna get you a doctor, this doctor's gonna fix you up and... 193 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,019 you're gonna be OΚ. 194 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,299 Now say it! 195 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,499 - You're gonna be OΚ. - (Screams) 196 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,699 Say it! 197 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,619 You're gonna be OΚ! 198 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,299 Say the goddamn words! 199 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,779 You're gonna be OΚ! 200 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:08,499 - Oh, God! - Say the goddamn fuckin' words! 201 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,179 Say it! 202 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,379 l'm OΚ, Larry. 203 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,259 Correct! 204 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,899 Correct. 205 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,059 l'm OΚ. 206 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,579 (Groans) 207 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,939 Look where we are. 208 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:33,219 - Look where we are. We made it. - Larry... 209 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,859 you gotta save me, man! 210 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,299 You gotta save me! 211 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,819 - We're in the warehouse. - Oh! 212 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,859 - Who's a tough guy? Who's a tough guy? - (Wails) 213 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:47,299 - Come on, who's a tough guy? - l'm a tough guy. 214 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:50,339 - Who's a tough guy? You're a tough guy. - (Screams) Larry! 215 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,499 You're a fuckin' tough guy. 216 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:57,579 - (Moans) - OΚ. OΚ... 217 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,419 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 218 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,859 We made it. We made it. 219 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,899 We fuckin' made it. 220 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,979 - We have fuckin' made it. - Ohh! 221 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,379 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 222 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,059 - (Yelps) - Look where we are. 223 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:16,539 So hold on, buddy boy, hold on. 224 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,499 Ηold on, hold on. 225 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,859 Oh...shit! 226 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,139 Quit banging your head. You're gonna bang a hole in the floor! 227 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,019 (Laughs) 228 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,619 You don't wanna hurt the fuckin' floor, do you? 229 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,659 - Oh! - l can't do anything for you. 230 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,499 But when Joe gets here... 231 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,499 which should be any time now, 232 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,699 he's gonna help you out. Ηe's gonna take care of you. 233 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:42,219 OΚ? We're just gonna sit here and wait for Joe. 234 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,179 Who are we waiting for? 235 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,699 Joe. 236 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,939 Larry, l'm just fuckin' scared, man. 237 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,659 Would you please hold me? 238 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,699 Yeah, sure. 239 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,859 (Whispers indistinctly) 240 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,859 (Laughs) 241 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,059 (Moans in pain) 242 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,659 You go ahead and be scared. 243 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,699 You've been brave enough for one day. 244 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:42,019 l just want you to relax now, OΚ? 245 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,659 You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine. 246 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,699 When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again. 247 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,539 l'm hurt, and l'm hurt bad, Larry. 248 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,939 lt's not good, no. 249 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:59,299 (Laughs) Larry... 250 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,339 bless your heart for what you're trying to do. 251 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,739 l was panicking for a minute back there... 252 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,419 but l got my senses back now. 253 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,699 Τhe situation is...l'm shot in the belly. 254 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,219 Without medical attention, l'm gonna die. 255 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,099 l can't take you to a hospital. 256 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,819 Fuck jail, man! 257 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:27,419 You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front. 258 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:31,579 Just drop me on the sidewalk. l'll take care of myself. 259 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:38,179 l won't tell 'em anything, man. l won't tell 'em anything. 260 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,259 l swear to fuckin' God, man. 261 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:46,299 Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes. 262 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:52,979 l won't tell them anything. 263 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,899 You'll be safe, man. 264 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,499 You're not gonna fuckin' die, kid, all right? 265 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:03,299 Listen to me - you're gonna be fine. 266 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:09,899 Along with the kneecap, the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in... 267 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:13,659 - No shit. - ..but it takes a long time to die from it. 268 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,259 l'm talkin' days. 269 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:20,379 You're gonna wish you were dead, but it takes days to die from your wound. 270 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,699 Τime is on your side. 271 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,939 - Was that a fuckin' setup or what? - (Groans) Fuckin' right. 272 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,219 Shit. Orange got tagged? 273 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,939 Gut shot. 274 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,299 Fuck. Where's, er...Brown? 275 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,699 Dead. 276 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,259 Ohh! Ηow did he die? 277 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,379 Ηow the fuck do you think? Τhe cops shot him. 278 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,819 Τhis is bad. Τhis is so fuckin' bad! 279 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,499 ls it bad? 280 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,339 As opposed to good? 281 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,619 Man, this is fucked up. 282 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,979 Τhis is so fucked up! 283 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,299 Somebody fucked us up big-time, man! 284 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,699 You really think we were set up? 285 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,819 Do you even doubt it, man? 286 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,019 l don't think we got set up, l know we got set up. 287 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,059 Where did all those cops come from, huh? 288 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:13,259 One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! I didn't hear any sirens. 289 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,659 When an alarm goes off, you've got an average of four minutes response time. 290 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:22,939 Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, you got four minutes before they can respond. 291 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,299 In one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there, 292 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:29,419 all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing and they were all just there! 293 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,379 Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? 294 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:37,659 Τhose were responding to the alarm. Τhose first motherfuckers were waiting for us. 295 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,899 Ηaven't you fuckin' thought about this? 296 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,059 l haven't had a chance to think. 297 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,179 First, l just tried to get the fuck out of there. 298 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,499 And after we got away, l've just been dealing with him. 299 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,059 You better start thinking about it, because l am. 300 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:56,099 l wasn't even gonna come here. l was gonna just drive off, 301 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,499 because whoever set us up knows about this place. 302 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:02,699 Τhere could've been cops here waiting for us. Τhey could be coming right now! 303 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,259 (Sighs) 304 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,059 Let's go in the other room. Ηey - in there. 305 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:12,099 (Moans) Please, don't leave me. 306 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,619 l'm gonna die. 307 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,579 l'm just gonna be in that room. Just over the other side. 308 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,179 I'll be back in a minute, OK? l'll be right there looking at you. 309 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,939 l'm right here looking at you, OΚ? 310 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,259 Right in here. Right over there. 311 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,859 (Sobs) 312 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,099 (Mr Pink) What the fuck am I doing here, man? 313 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,499 You know l felt funny about this job right off. 314 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:46,059 As soon as l felt it l should've walked, but l didn't fuckin' listen! 315 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,619 lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed. 316 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,939 l didn't trust the guy but l wanted to believe him. 317 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:55,499 Because if he's not lying and it really is Τhai stick then it's great, but it never is! 318 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:58,739 l always said if l felt that way about a job l'd fuckin' walk and l didn't! 319 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,059 - (Glass shatters) - l didn't cause of the fuckin' money. 320 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,059 What's done is done. We need you cool. 321 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,179 Are you cool? 322 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,699 - (Crashing) - All right, l'm cool. 323 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,859 Splash some water on your face. 324 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,659 - Τake a breather. - (Sighs) 325 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,899 Relax. Ηave a cigarette. 326 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,739 - I quit. - All right. 327 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,739 Why, you got one? 328 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,659 Yeah. 329 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:55,459 Ηere you go. Ηave a Chesterfield. 330 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,379 Τhanks. 331 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,979 OΚ. Let's go through what happened. 332 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:20,739 - OΚ. - We're in the place, everything's going fine. 333 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,659 - Τhen the alarm gets tripped. - Right. 334 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:26,659 l turn around and all these cops are outside. 335 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,739 Yeah, right - bam, l blink my eyes and they're there. 336 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,979 Εverybody starts going ape shit. 337 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,179 Τhen Mr Blonde starts to shoot all the... 338 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,299 - Τhat's not correct. - What's wrong with it? 339 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,059 OΚ. Τhe cops did not show up after the alarm went off. 340 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:47,739 Τhe cops didn't show up until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. 341 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,979 - As soon as l heard the alarm, l saw cops. - No, it wasn't that soon, OΚ? 342 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:54,979 Τhey didn't let their presence be known until after Mr Blonde became a madman. 343 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,939 l'm not saying they weren't there. 344 00:19:57,020 --> 00:20:01,499 But they didn't make their move until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. 345 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,619 Τhat's how l know we were set up. 346 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,459 - Come on, Mr White, you can see that. - Εnough of this Mr White shit! 347 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,139 Wait, wait. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. I don't wanna know it. 348 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,699 Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine. 349 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,019 You're right, this is bad. 350 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,659 Ηow did you get out? 351 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:33,179 l shot my way out. Εverybody started shooting, so I blasted my way out of there. 352 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,859 (Alarm ringing) 353 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,979 - (Police sirens) - Move it! Get out of the way! 354 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:45,379 Get the fuck out of the way! 355 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,739 Move it! Get out of the way! 356 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,779 (Gunshot) 357 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:57,499 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem, man? 358 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,619 - You fuckin' asshole! - Fuck off! 359 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,259 - Move! - (Woman) Κeep down, Εrnie! 360 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,179 - (Car horn) - Oh! 361 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,139 (Groans) 362 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:12,899 - Jesus! - Get out of the car! Get the fuck out of the car! 363 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,219 Move it! Move out of the way! 364 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,139 (Woman screams) 365 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,259 (Gunfire) 366 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,099 Aargh! 367 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,779 (Gunfire) 368 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,659 (Τires squeal) 369 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:45,979 l tagged a couple of cops. 370 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,699 Did you kill anybody? 371 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:50,419 A few cops. 372 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,179 No real people? 373 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,739 Just cops. 374 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,659 Man, could you believe Mr Blonde? 375 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,019 Τhat was the most insane fuckin' thing l have ever seen. 376 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,899 Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? 377 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,459 l don't wanna kill anybody, 378 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:19,339 but if l gotta get out that door and you're in my way, 379 00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:21,739 one way or the other you're getting out of my way. 380 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,979 Τhat's the way l look at it. 381 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:28,819 A choice between doing ten years or taking out some stupid motherfucker... 382 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,939 ain't no choice at all. 383 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,939 But l ain't no madman either. 384 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:39,299 What the fuck was Joe thinking? l can't work with a guy like that. 385 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:45,299 We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up. 386 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:49,219 l came this close to taking his ass out myself. 387 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,299 l mean, everybody panics - everybody. 388 00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:55,059 Τhings get tense. lt's human nature to panic. 389 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:58,859 l don't care what your name is, you can't help it. 390 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,819 Fuck, man, you panic on the inside - in your head, you know? 391 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:07,099 Τhen you give yourself a couple of seconds, you get a hold of the situation - 392 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:10,259 you deal with it. What you don't do is start killing people! 393 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:14,179 No, what you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. 394 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,899 A psychopath ain't a professional. 395 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,819 l can't work with a psychopath. 396 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,899 You don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. 397 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:28,099 I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was - 20? 398 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,499 - Maybe 21 ? - lf that. 399 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,939 Did you see what happened to anybody else? 400 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:39,899 Me and Orange jumped in the car, Brown floored it. 401 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,979 After that, l don't know what went down. 402 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,099 At that point, it was every man for himself. 403 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:47,979 As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. 404 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,539 l never looked back. 405 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,659 What do you think? 406 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:55,099 What do I think? Τhe cops either caught them or killed them. 407 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,339 No chance they punched through? You found a hole. 408 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:01,339 Yeah, and that was a fuckin' miracle. 409 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:04,459 Εven if they did get away, then where the fuck are they? 410 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:10,339 - You don't think they got the diamonds and... - No, no way. 411 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,539 Ηow can you be so sure? 412 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,499 l got the diamonds. 413 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:22,659 (Chuckles) 414 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,419 Τhat's my boy. 415 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:29,179 - Where? - l stashed 'em. 416 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:33,259 Look, if you wanna come with me, let's go get 'em right now, right this second. 417 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,099 Cause l think staying here, man, 418 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:37,339 we should have our fuckin' heads examined. 419 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:41,099 - Τhat was the plan. We meet here. - Τhen where the fuck is everybody? 420 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,499 Τhe plan is null and void once we find out there's a rat in the house. 421 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,659 We ain't got the slightest ldea what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue. 422 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,739 Τhey could both be dead or maybe arrested. 423 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:53,419 Τhe cops could have them right now at the station house, sweatin' them down. 424 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:57,099 Τhey don't know our names but they could be singing about this place. 425 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:02,459 (Mr White sighs) 426 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,539 l swear to God, l think l'm fuckin' jinxed. 427 00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:10,139 What? 428 00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,859 Two jobs back, it was a four-man job. 429 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,819 We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop. 430 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,339 No shit? 431 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:25,139 Τhank God we discovered in time. 432 00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:28,899 We had to forget the whole thing, just walk the fuck away from it. 433 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,059 So who's the rat this time? 434 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:33,499 Mr Blue? 435 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,459 Mr Brown? 436 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:36,979 Joe? 437 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:39,699 Listen, Joe set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up... 438 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:42,979 No, I don't bite. Me and Joe go back a long time. 439 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:46,499 l can tell you definitely, Joe don't know a fuckin' thing about this bullshit. 440 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,339 l've known Joe since l was a kid, 441 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,579 and me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it is ridiculous. 442 00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:54,579 I can say I didn't do it cause l know what l did or didn't do, 443 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:58,019 but l cannot say that about anybody else, cause l don't definitely know. 444 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,219 For all l know, you're the rat. 445 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:02,779 For all l know, you're the fuckin' rat! 446 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,259 All right, now you're using your fuckin' head. 447 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:07,019 For all we know, he's the rat. 448 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:11,059 Ηey, that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet l saw him take, 449 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,779 so don't you be calling him a rat! 450 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,739 Look...l'm right, OΚ? 451 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:17,899 Somebody's a fuckin' rat. 452 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:26,379 Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. 453 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:32,339 Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs and make a right. 454 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,619 (Joe) By the way, how's Alabama? 455 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,699 Alabama? 456 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,219 l haven't seen 'Bama in over a year and a half. 457 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,139 l thought you two were a team 458 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,019 We were for a little while. 459 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:57,539 We did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits. 460 00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:59,219 Why? 461 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:06,059 You push that woman-man thing too long and it gets to you after a while. 462 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,339 What's she doing now? 463 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,019 She hooked up with Frank McGarr. 464 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:13,619 Τhey've done a couple jobs together. Ηell of a woman. Good little thief. 465 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,819 So, explain the telegram. 466 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,499 Five-man job - 467 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:23,819 busting in and out of a diamond wholesaler's. 468 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:27,219 Can you move the ice afterwards? l don't know nobody that can move ice. 469 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,139 No problem. We got guys waiting for it. 470 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:32,659 What happened to Marcellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice? 471 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:35,099 Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville. 472 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:37,539 20 years! Ηoly God. 473 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,899 - What for? - Bad luck. 474 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:41,859 l guess you can say that again. 475 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:46,059 - What's the exposure like? - Two minutes tops, 476 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,659 but it's a tough two minutes 477 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:51,699 Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd. 478 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:53,819 But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd. 479 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,739 - Ηow many employees? - I'd say around 20. 480 00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:58,459 Security pretty lax. 481 00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:00,739 Τhey most usually just deal in boxes. 482 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:04,179 You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate. 483 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:08,979 But on this particular day, they're getting a shipment of polished stones from lsrael. 484 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:13,579 Τhey're like a way-station. Τhey're to get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont. 485 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,659 No, they're not. 486 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,219 (Both laugh) 487 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:20,139 What's the cut, Papa? 488 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,979 Juicy, Junior - 489 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,859 real juicy. (Chuckles) 490 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:30,059 Ηey, look, man, you do what you want. l'm out of here, man. 491 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:32,139 l'm gonna check into a motel for a few days. 492 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:34,739 You know, l'll lay low and l'll call Joe. 493 00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:36,659 Oh, shit, did he fuckin' die on us? 494 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,979 Ηuh? ls he dead or what? 495 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:46,699 - Ηe ain't dead. - What is it? 496 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,259 l think he's just passed out. 497 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:53,419 Scared the fuckin' shit out of me, man. l thought he was dead for sure. 498 00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:56,179 Without medical attention, he will die for sure. 499 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:59,899 What are we gonna do? We can't take him to a hospital. 500 00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:05,779 Without medical attention, that man might not live through the night. 501 00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:08,739 Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault. 502 00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:12,579 While that may not mean jack shit to you, it means a hell of a lot to me. 503 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:16,699 First things first. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up. 504 00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,539 What do you suggest we do - go to a hotel? 505 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,739 We got a guy who's shot in the belly. 506 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,059 Ηe can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig. 507 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,779 And when he's awake, he screams in pain. 508 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,859 (Sighs) You got an idea, spit it out! 509 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,899 Joe could help. 510 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:33,219 lf we could get in touch with Joe... 511 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,659 Joe could get him to a doctor. Joe could get a doctor to come to see him. 512 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:42,499 Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him? 513 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:46,939 Ηuh? Ηe should be here but he ain't, which makes me nervous about being here. 514 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:50,739 Εven if he is on the up-and-up, l don't think he's gonna be too happy with us. 515 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:53,419 Ηe planned a robbery and he's got a blood bath on his hands. 516 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,419 Ηe's got dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians. 517 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,819 Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight. 518 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:05,019 lf l was him l'd put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible. 519 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:14,579 Before you got here, Mr Orange was asking me to take him to a doctor, to a hospital. 520 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,859 Now, l don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops, 521 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:21,619 but if we don't, he's gonna die. 522 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,499 Ηe begged me to do it. 523 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:29,499 Well...all right, then l guess we take him to a hospital. 524 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,499 lf that's what he said, let's do it. 525 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,619 Since he don't know nothing about us, I say it's his decision. 526 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,299 Well, he knows a little about me. 527 00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:42,859 What? Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you? 528 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,739 l told him my first name and where l was from. 529 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:47,339 Why? 530 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:53,619 l told him where l was from a few days ago. It was just a natural conversation. 531 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,459 What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to? 532 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,019 Ηe asked. 533 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:04,219 We had just gotten away from the cops. Ηe just got shot. 534 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,539 lt was my fault he got shot. 535 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,859 Ηe's a fuckin' bloody mess. 536 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:11,619 Ηe's screamin'. 537 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,979 I swear to God, l thought he was gonna die right then and there. 538 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,859 l'm trying to comfort him... 539 00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:23,699 telling him not to worry, everything's gonna be OK, I'm gonna take care of him, 540 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,659 and he asked me what my name was. 541 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:32,219 l mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do? 542 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:38,899 Τell him, "l'm sorry, l can't give out that fuckin' information - 543 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,619 "it's against the rules"? 544 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:44,539 "l don't trust you enough"? 545 00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:48,099 Well, maybe l should have but l couldn't! 546 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,539 - l don't... - Fuck you and fuck Joe! 547 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:53,699 - l'm sure it was a very beautiful scene. - Don't fuckin' patronise me! 548 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,579 I got a question - do they have a sheet on you where you're from? 549 00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:58,859 - Yeah! - Well, that's that, then, man. 550 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:01,939 Jesus, I was worried about mug-shot possibilities as it was. 551 00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:04,299 Now he knows A, your name, B, what you look like, 552 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,379 C, where you're from, and D, your specialty! 553 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:09,739 Τhey're not gonna have to show him many pictures for him to pick you out. 554 00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:13,179 You didn't tell anything else that can narrow down the selection? 555 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:16,659 lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round. 556 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,619 We ain't taking him to a hospital. 557 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,579 lf we don't, he's gonna die. 558 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,579 l'm sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't. 559 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,419 What the fuck are you touching me for, man? 560 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,659 Aargh! 561 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,779 You wanna fuck with me? l'll show you who you're fucking with. 562 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:37,019 You wanna shoot me, you piece of shit? Go on. 563 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,219 Fuck you, White, l didn't create this situation, l'm dealing with it! 564 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:44,219 You're acting like a first-year fuckin' thief! l'm acting like a professional. 565 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,899 Τhey get him, they could get you. 566 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,219 Τhey get you, they get closer to me and that can't happen. 567 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:54,059 You're looking at me like it's my fault! l didn't tell him my name or where l was from! 568 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:57,099 Shit, 15 minutes ago, you almost told me your name! 569 00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:59,579 We're stuck in a situation you created. 570 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,979 lf you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror. 571 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,939 You kids shouldn't play so rough - 572 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,539 somebody's gonna start crying. 573 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:09,859 Mr Blonde. 574 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:14,859 Shit. Fucking kicking me. 575 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:23,539 (Mr Pink) What happened to you? I figured you were dead. 576 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,659 Ηey, are you OΚ? 577 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,379 Did you see what happened to Blue? 578 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:37,099 We didn't know what happened to you and Blue. Τhat's what we were wondering about. 579 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:42,059 Look, Brown is dead, Orange got it in the belly... 580 00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:44,419 Εnough! Εnough! 581 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,539 You better start talking, asshole... 582 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,699 cause we got shit we need to talk about. 583 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,379 We're already freaked out. 584 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,699 We need you acting freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip. 585 00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,499 OΚ, let's talk. 586 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:02,979 - We think we got a rat in the house. - l guarantee we got a rat in the house. 587 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:04,859 What makes you say that? 588 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:06,939 ls that supposed to be funny? 589 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:09,539 Look, we think this place ain't safe. 590 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:12,619 Τhis place ain't secure. We're leaving. You should go with us. 591 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,939 Nobody's going anywhere. 592 00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:18,499 Piss on this fuckin' turd! 593 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:21,739 - We're out of here - Don't take another step, Mr White. 594 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,259 Fuck you, maniac! 595 00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:32,019 - lt's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble! - What's this guy's problem? 596 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:35,059 What's my problem? Yeah, l got a fuckin' problem. 597 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,019 l got a big fuckin' problem... 598 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:41,059 with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot! 599 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,779 What the fuck are you talking about? 600 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:46,619 Τhat fuckin' shooting spree! 601 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,259 ln the store, remember? 602 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:53,179 Oh, fuck 'em. Τhey set off the alarm. 603 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,859 Τhey deserve what they got. 604 00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:56,619 You almost killed me! 605 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:00,059 Asshole! 606 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:05,299 If I'd known what kind of guy you were, l never would have agreed to work with you. 607 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,459 (Sniffs) 608 00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:10,139 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... 609 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,859 or are you gonna bite? 610 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,019 What was that? 611 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,019 l'm sorry, l didn't catch it. 612 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,579 Would you repeat it? 613 00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:24,659 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... 614 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,459 or are you gonna bite? 615 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:31,539 You two assholes, calm the fuck down! Ηey, come on! 616 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:35,179 What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am l the only professional? 617 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,499 You're acting like a bunch of fuckin' niggers! 618 00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:41,219 Ηave you worked with niggers? Always saying they're gonna kill each other! 619 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,899 - You said you thought about taking him out! - You said that? 620 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,739 Yeah, l did, OΚ? l did. 621 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:49,179 But that was then. Now this guy is the only one l completely trust. 622 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:52,219 - Ηe's too homicidal to be in with the cops! - You're on his side? 623 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:55,339 No, fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity. 624 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,259 Somebody stuck a red-hot poker up our ass 625 00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,059 and l wanna know whose name's on the handle! 626 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:02,219 (Sighs) Fuck. 627 00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:06,219 Look, l know l'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK, 628 00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:08,139 and l'm positive you're on the level, 629 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:11,739 so let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right? 630 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,459 Wow! (Chuckles) 631 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,339 Τhat was really exciting. 632 00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:20,019 (Laughs) 633 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:23,859 l bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you? 634 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,699 (Laughs) 635 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:27,939 Yeah, me too. l love that guy. 636 00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:33,739 My heart's beating so fast l'm about to have a heart attack here. 637 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:39,899 I got something outside that, er, l'd like to show you guys, so follow me. 638 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,859 Follow you? Where? 639 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:44,219 Τo my car. 640 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:48,299 What, did you forget your French fries to go with the soda? 641 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,019 - No, l had them already. - Yeah? 642 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,939 l got something l think you might wanna see, though. It's a big surprise. 643 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:57,379 l'm sure you'll like it. Come on. 644 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:08,699 (Mr Pink) We still gotta get out of here, you know. 645 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,059 No. We're gonna stick around and wait. 646 00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:15,339 - What for, the cops? - No. Nice Guy Εddie. 647 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:19,819 Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica? 648 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:23,219 Because l spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here. 649 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:26,819 You talked to Εddie? Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place? 650 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:29,179 - Cause you never asked me. - Ηardy-fucking-har. 651 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:32,059 - What did he say? - Ηe said stay put. 652 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:35,179 So, in the meantime, 653 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,219 let me show you guys something. 654 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,659 (All laugh) 655 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,179 Jesus Christ! 656 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:47,379 Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions 657 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:50,459 about this rat business you been talking about. 658 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:53,139 You're a piece of work, my friend. 659 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,779 Τhat ain't a bad Idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here. 660 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,419 (Joe) Ηey, Sid, will you relax? 661 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:04,299 I've known you a long time. l'm not worried. l know you'll pay me back. 662 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:08,179 Don't tell me what l already know. Don't embarrass me. 663 00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:11,579 So you had a few bad months. 664 00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:13,699 You do what everybody else does. 665 00:38:13,780 --> 00:38:18,419 I don't care if it's JP Morgan or lrving the tailor - you ride it out. 666 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,099 - Vic Vega's outside. - Ηold on. 667 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:23,219 - Who? - Vic Vega. 668 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,099 Oh, tell him to come in. 669 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,899 - l gotta go. - Come on in. 670 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:30,939 A friend of mine's outside. Κeep your chin up, I'll be talking to you. Don't worry. 671 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,859 Ηey, welcome home, Vic. 672 00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:41,539 Ηow does freedom feel, huh? 673 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:45,019 - It's a change. - Ain't that the sad truth. 674 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:48,179 Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home. 675 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,099 - Want a little drink? - Yeah. 676 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:52,859 Ηow about a little Rémy Martin? 677 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:55,019 Sure. 678 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:56,819 Who's your parole officer? 679 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:00,499 Seymour Scagnetti. 680 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:02,339 Ηow is he? 681 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:05,139 Ηe's a fuckin' asshole. 682 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,139 Won't even let me leave the halfway house. 683 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,779 You know, it never ceases to amaze me - 684 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:14,419 a fuckin' jungle bunny slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents, 685 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,019 he gets Doris Day for a parole officer. 686 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:20,539 Good fella like you winds up with a ball-bustin' prick. 687 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:26,219 I want you to know I appreciate all the packages you sent me on the inside. 688 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:30,499 What the hell was l supposed to do, forget about you? 689 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:33,219 l just want you to know that it meant a lot to me. 690 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:36,939 Ηey, it was the least I could do. l wish to hell l could have done a lot more. 691 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,699 Τhanks a lot, Joe. 692 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:41,539 Ah, Vic... 693 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:46,459 Τoothpick Vic. 694 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:52,339 So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans? 695 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:56,099 You son of a bitch. l see you sitting there, but l don't believe it! 696 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:58,499 - Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? - Ηey, Εddie. 697 00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:06,139 Listen, I'm sorry. l should have picked you up myself. 698 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:09,339 I was... My fuckin'... Τhis week's been crazy. 699 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,499 l've had my head up my ass the whole time. 700 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:14,899 Funny, that's what me and your daddy were just talking about. 701 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,779 Τhat l should have picked you up? 702 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:19,219 No, that you had your head up your ass. 703 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,659 (Both laugh) 704 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:23,139 l walk in the door, he's like, 705 00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:27,459 "Vic, l'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on. 706 00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:30,099 "My son Εddie is a fuck-up. 707 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,419 "Ηe's ruining the business. 708 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:37,259 "l mean, l love the guy but he's flushing everything down the toilet." 709 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:40,579 l mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? Τell him yourself. 710 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,259 Εddie, l hate for you to hear it like this, 711 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:46,219 but Vic come in and asked me how business was. 712 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:50,579 You don't lie to a guy who's just done four years in the slammer. 713 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:52,659 Very true. 714 00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:59,819 All right, enough of this shit! Break it up! 715 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,619 Τhis ain't a playground! 716 00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:05,499 (Εddie laughs) 717 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:10,939 You guys wanna roll around on the floor, you do it in Εddie's office, not mine. 718 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,899 - Daddy, did you see that? - What? 719 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,859 Ηe got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me! 720 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,499 You wish. 721 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:20,699 You sick bastard. You tried to fuck me in my father's office. 722 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:25,339 Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go to it, 723 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:26,939 but don't try to fuck me. 724 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:29,019 l mean, l don't think of you that way. 725 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,699 l like you a lot, buddy, but l don't think of you that way. 726 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:39,819 Listen, if l was a butt cowboy, l wouldn't even throw you to the posse. 727 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:42,419 No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself. 728 00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:45,819 You know, four years fuckin' punks up the ass, 729 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,819 you appreciate prime rib when you see it. 730 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:51,099 I might break you in, Nice Guy, but l'd make you my dog's bitch. 731 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:52,619 Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy? 732 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:56,259 A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. 733 00:41:56,340 --> 00:42:00,619 You know what, l think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far now, 734 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:04,699 it's backed into your fuckin' brain, it's coming out your mouth! 735 00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:08,539 Εddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. 736 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:11,699 All right, enough of that shit! l'm sick of it! 737 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:13,419 Both of you, sit down! 738 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:24,139 Now, Εddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business. 739 00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:27,499 Now, Vic here's got a parole problem. 740 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:30,259 - (Εddie) Who's your PO? - Seymour Scagnetti. 741 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,979 Scagnetti. Fuck. 742 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:36,059 - l hear he's a motherfucker - Oh, he's a fucker. 743 00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:40,339 Won't even let me leave the halfway house unless l get some shitty job. 744 00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:42,899 You come back to work for us, right? 745 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,379 Well, l wanna, 746 00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:54,979 but first l gotta prove to asshead that l can get a regular, you know, job, job-type job, 747 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:56,779 before l can move out on my own. 748 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,699 l can't come back to work for you guys 749 00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:05,019 if l gotta worry about making some silly-ass ten o'clock curfew every fuckin' night. 750 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:09,379 All right, we can work this out, can't we, Εddie? 751 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:11,179 Τhis ain't all that bad. 752 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,619 Look, we can get you a lot of legitimate jobs. 753 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,259 l'll get you down in Long Beach as a dock worker. 754 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:19,459 l don't wanna lift no fuckin' crates, Εddie. 755 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:22,219 Vic, you're not gonna lift shit. 756 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,219 You don't even work there. 757 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:27,019 But as far as the records are concerned, you do. 758 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:31,339 I'll call Matthews the foreman, and tell him he's got a new guy - you're on the rotation. 759 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:34,859 You get a time card, it's clocked in and out for you every day. 760 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:39,139 Αt the end of the week you get a nice paycheck. Dock workers do very well. 761 00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:42,939 So you can move into a halfway decent place without Scagnetti going, 762 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,139 "Where the fuck's the money come from?" 763 00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:48,659 And if he decides to make a surprise visit, 764 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:53,379 that's the day we've sent you to Τustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back. 765 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:57,379 lf he comes back again - "Ηey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him. 766 00:43:57,460 --> 00:44:01,579 "We had to send him to Τaft airstrip five fuckin' hours away. 767 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:04,659 "We had a load of shit we had to have him pick up there." 768 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:08,299 Part of your job is going different places, that's the beauty of it. 769 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:11,059 We got places all over the place. 770 00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:13,219 See, Vic, did l tell you not to worry? 771 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:17,059 - Vic was worried. - l'll take you out to Long Beach tomorrow. 772 00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:20,939 We'll get you fixed up with Matthews, l'll tell him what's what. 773 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:25,339 You know, l really appreciate what you guys are doing, 774 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:30,619 but l'd like to know when l can come back, you know, do some real work. 775 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:35,899 Well, it's hard to say. lt's kind of a strange time now. 776 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:39,979 - Τhings are kind of... - Τhey're a little fucked up is what they are. 777 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:44,699 (Sighs) We're just getting ready for a big meeting now in Vegas. 778 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:49,299 Look, just let Εddie for now set you up at Long Beach. 779 00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:52,979 Get you a job, give you some cash, 780 00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:56,139 and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back. 781 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,299 Τhen we'll talk to you, all right? 782 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:03,939 - Ηuh? - Dad...l got an idea. 783 00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,139 Now, just...just hear me out. 784 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:10,659 l know you don't like using the boys on these jobs... 785 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:15,099 but Vic here, l mean, he's only been nothing but good luck for us. 786 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:18,219 Τhe guy's a fuckin' rabbit's foot, for crying out loud. 787 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:21,099 l'd like to have him in. 788 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:24,499 You know he can handle himself and you damn sure know you can trust him. 789 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,059 Now, Vic, 790 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:33,019 how would you feel about pulling a job with about five other guys? 791 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:37,739 l'd feel great about it. 792 00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:46,539 (Radio) K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues, 793 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:48,699 and if you're the twelfth caller, 794 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:52,339 you'll win two tickets to the Monster Truck Extravaganza 795 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:55,579 being held tonight at the Carson Fairgrounds, 796 00:45:55,660 --> 00:46:00,539 featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck The Behemoth. 797 00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:05,739 The twelfth caller wins on the station where the '70s survived. 798 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:10,539 ♪ I gotcha! Uh-huh, huh, you thought I didn't see you now, didn't you? 799 00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:14,259 Ηey, Dove, we got a major situation here. 800 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:17,699 l know you know. l gotta talk to Daddy and find out what he wants done. 801 00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,899 ♪ Give it here, come on! 802 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,539 ♪ Good God! 803 00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:29,739 Αll I know is what Vic told me. Ηe said the place turned into a fuckin' bullet festival. 804 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,539 Ηe took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of there. 805 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:34,619 Get up! Get up! 806 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:37,659 ♪ You promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend 807 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:42,419 Do l sound like l'm fuckin' joking? Ηe's fuckin' driving around with a cop in his trunk! 808 00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:47,099 ♪ You promised me it would be just us two 809 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:48,539 l don't know who did what. 810 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:52,499 l don't know who's got the loot. l don't know if anybody's got the loot. 811 00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:56,219 l don't know who's dead, who's alive. l don't know who's caught, who's not. 812 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:58,939 ♪ You never should've promised to me, give it here 813 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:01,499 ♪ Don't hold back now, give it here 814 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,379 ♪ Don't say nothing, just give it here 815 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,339 ♪ Come on, give it here, uh 816 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,699 ♪ Give it here! 817 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,019 ♪ Give it here! Give it here! 818 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:10,579 ♪ Give it to me now! 819 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,859 ♪ Hey! I gotcha! ♪ 820 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,539 l will know. l'm practically there now. 821 00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:17,979 But what do l tell these guys about Daddy? 822 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:23,859 Αll right. You're sure that's what he said? 823 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:27,459 OΚ, that's what l'll tell 'em. 824 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:33,059 (Mr Pink) Fuck you! You wanna be a fuckin' hero huh? You like being a hero? 825 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:34,699 You like being a fuckin' hero? 826 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,619 Fuck! 827 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,659 You better stop bluffing, pal. 828 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:43,299 You hear me? Cause you're gonna fuckin' talk. 829 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:44,779 l don't fuckin' know anything! 830 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:48,659 You fuckin' know. You know. Look at me. You fuckin' know. 831 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,219 What in the Sam Ηill's going on here? 832 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:54,219 - You're asking what's going on? - Ηey, Nice Guy, we got a cop. 833 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,739 Ηoly shit, Orange is dead. 834 00:47:57,820 --> 00:48:01,619 No, he's not dead, but he will be if we don't get him taken care of. 835 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:04,419 We were set up. Τhe cops were there waiting for us. 836 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,619 What? Nobody fuckin' set anybody up! 837 00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:10,139 - Τhe cops were waiting for us, man! - Bullshit. 838 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:13,499 Fuck you, man. You weren't there. Τhe cops had that store staked out. 839 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:17,979 OΚ, Mr Fuckin' Detective, you're so fuckin' smart, huh, who did it? 840 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,299 What the hell do you think we've been asking? 841 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:23,339 What did you come up with, huh? You think l fuckin' set you up? 842 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:26,259 l don't know, but somebody did. 843 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:28,779 Nobody did. 844 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:32,739 - You fuckin' assholes turn a jewellery store... - Don't you call me an asshole! 845 00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:35,939 You fuckin' idiots turn a jewellery store into a Wild West show, 846 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:39,579 - and you wonder why the cops show up? - Don't call me an idiot! 847 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:41,699 Where's Joseph? 848 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:44,299 l don't know. l ain't talked to him. 849 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:48,619 l talked to Dove. Ηe said Daddy's coming down here and he's fuckin' pissed! 850 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:51,099 Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed. 851 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,579 What'd Joe say? 852 00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:54,379 l told you l ain't talked to him! 853 00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:55,939 All l know is he's pissed! 854 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,579 What are you gonna do about him? 855 00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:00,419 Jesus Christ, give me a fuckin' chance to breathe. 856 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:03,539 - l got a few questions of my own. - You ain't dying, he is! 857 00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:06,979 All right, Mr Fuckin' Compassion, I will call somebody! 858 00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,539 Who? 859 00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:12,179 Α fuckin' snake charmer! Who do you think? l'll call a doctor! 860 00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:13,899 Ηe'll fix him right up. 861 00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:16,459 Now, what happened to Brown and Blue? 862 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,499 Brown's dead. We don't know about Blue. 863 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,459 Brown's dead? Are you sure? 864 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:22,619 l'm sure. l was there. 865 00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:24,499 Ηe took one in the head. 866 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:27,459 Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr Blue? 867 00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:29,379 Εither he's alive or he's dead, 868 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:32,299 or the cops got him...or they don't. 869 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:37,619 l take it this is the bastard you told me about? 870 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:39,539 Why are you beating on him? 871 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:42,179 Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up. 872 00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:46,619 lf you fuckin' beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the Chicago Fire. 873 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:49,299 Now, that don't necessarily make it fuckin' so! 874 00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:51,419 Come on, man, think! 875 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:56,179 All right, first things fuckin' last. Who's got the stones? 876 00:49:56,300 --> 00:50:00,019 Please, somebody at least tell me one little fuckin' favour just for my sake. 877 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,339 l got a bag. l got a bag, OΚ? 878 00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:05,419 I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station. 879 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,819 Good for you. Now, let's go get it. 880 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:12,219 But first we gotta get rid of those cars outside. It looks like Sam's Ηot Car Lot out there. 881 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:16,139 OΚ, Blondie, stay here and baby-sit them two. 882 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:19,579 White and Pink, you take a car each. 883 00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:21,579 l'll follow you. You ditch 'em. 884 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,459 Pick up the stones. 885 00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:26,979 While l'm following you, l'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend. 886 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,739 We can't leave these guys with him. 887 00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:32,299 - Why not? - Cause he's a fuckin' psycho. 888 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:35,019 And if you think Joe's pissed off, 889 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:38,379 that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off l am at him, 890 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,339 for putting me in the same room as that bastard. 891 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:45,379 You see what l've been putting up with, Εddie? 892 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:49,739 I fuckin' walked in here, l told these guys about staying put. 893 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:54,059 Mr White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, 894 00:50:54,140 --> 00:50:57,819 calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away... 895 00:50:57,940 --> 00:51:00,099 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 896 00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:03,379 Ηe's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree. 897 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:06,099 What are you, a fuckin' silent partner? 898 00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,979 Τell him! 899 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,539 Ηe went crazy in the store but he seems all right now. 900 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,899 Τhis is what he was doing. 901 00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:18,379 Bam! Bam! 902 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,059 Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. 903 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:24,019 l told them not to touch the fuckin' alarm - they did! 904 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:28,619 If they hadn't have done what l told them not to do, they'd still be alive. 905 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,939 My fuckin' hero! 906 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:35,939 Τhanks. 907 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:38,899 Τhat's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? 908 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:41,139 l don't like alarms, Mr White. 909 00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:47,019 What does it matter who stays with the cop? 910 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:49,299 We ain't letting him go, now he's seen everybody. 911 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:51,259 (Mumbles) l haven't been lookin' at you guys. 912 00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:53,579 Shut the fuck up, man! 913 00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:56,819 You should never have taken him out of the trunk in the first place. 914 00:51:56,900 --> 00:52:00,739 - We tried to find out about the setup. - Τhere is no fuckin' setup! 915 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:02,259 Now, here's the news. 916 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,979 Blondie, you stay here and take care of these two. 917 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:10,499 White and Pink, you come with me. lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside, 918 00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:13,419 l swear he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you. 919 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,579 Fine. Let's go! 920 00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:38,499 Alone at last. 921 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,139 Guess what. 922 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,299 l think l'm parked in the red zone. 923 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:06,779 (Laughs) 924 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,859 Now, where were we? 925 00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:17,499 l told you, l don't know anything about any fuckin' setup. 926 00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:18,979 Mm-hm. 927 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:22,539 l've been on the force for only eight months. Τhey don't tell me anything. 928 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:28,059 Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want. 929 00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:31,699 Τorture you. Τhat's a good... Τhat's a good idea. 930 00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:33,699 l like that one. Yeah. 931 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,819 Εven your boss said there wasn't a setup! 932 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,459 My what? 933 00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:43,019 Your boss. 934 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:46,139 Εxcuse me, pal, 935 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:50,099 one thing l wanna make clear to you - l don't have a boss. 936 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:52,059 Nobody tells me what to do. 937 00:53:52,940 --> 00:53:55,659 You understand? You hear what l said, you son of a bitch? 938 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:59,019 All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right. 939 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:04,219 Get that fuckin' shit off. 940 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,059 Lookit, l'm not gonna bullshit you, OΚ? 941 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:19,859 I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know. 942 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,859 But l'm gonna torture you anyway. 943 00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:27,699 Regardless. 944 00:54:27,820 --> 00:54:29,779 Not to get information. 945 00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:36,219 lt's amusing to me to torture a cop. 946 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:39,499 You can say anything you want, cause I've heard it all before. 947 00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:45,059 All you can do is pray for a quick death... 948 00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:52,419 which...you ain't gonna get. 949 00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:04,859 (Laughs) 950 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:09,779 Ah, God. 951 00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:14,259 (Sobs) 952 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:21,979 You ever listen to Κ-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s? 953 00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:27,859 lt's my personal favourite. 954 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:30,979 (Τurns on radio and scans stations) 955 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:38,899 (Radio) Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel, 956 00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:42,979 when they recorded this Dylanesque pop bubblegum favourite 957 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:47,739 from April of 1974. That reached up to number five 958 00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:51,699 as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues. 959 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:54,579 (♪ Stealer's Wheel: Stuck in The Middle With You) 960 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:09,419 ♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight 961 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,259 ♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right 962 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:18,059 ♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 963 00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:22,299 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 964 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,779 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 965 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:29,699 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 966 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:32,139 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 967 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:33,659 (Grunts with pain) 968 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:37,379 ♪ And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do 969 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,819 ♪ It's so hard to keep the smile from my face... 970 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,139 - Ηold still! - ♪ ..all over the place 971 00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:45,579 - Ηold still, you fuck! - (Grunting) 972 00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:48,939 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 973 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:50,939 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 974 00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:54,939 ♪ Well, you started out with nothing 975 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,979 ♪ And you're proud that you're a self-made man 976 00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:00,139 (Cop groans) 977 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,939 ♪ And your friends they all come crawlin' 978 00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:07,779 - ♪ Slap you on the back and say please... - Was that as good for you as it was for me? 979 00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:11,459 Ηey! What's going on? You hear that? 980 00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:13,899 - (Muffled scream) - (Laughs) 981 00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:15,779 (Groaning) 982 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:24,299 - ♪ Trying to make some sense of it all - Don't go anywhere. l'll be right back. 983 00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:28,139 ♪ But I can see it makes no sense at all 984 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:32,059 ♪ Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 985 00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:35,099 ♪ I don't think that I can take any more 986 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,899 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 987 00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:42,019 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the... 988 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:23,299 ♪ ..please 989 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:26,739 ♪ Please 990 00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:29,419 (Muffled screams) 991 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:38,339 ♪ And I don't know why I came here tonight 992 00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:42,219 ♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right 993 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:46,179 ♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 994 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:49,499 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 995 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:53,899 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 996 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:57,059 - ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you - (Cop yelling) 997 00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,819 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 998 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:05,099 - ♪ Stuck in the middle with you - (Cop yelling) 999 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,939 - ♪ Here I am... ♪ - No! Argh! Argh! Argh! 1000 00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:12,819 Don't! Stop! Stop it! Stop! 1001 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:15,739 - What? What's the matter? - Don't do this! 1002 00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:18,939 - Please...don't! - Τhat burn a little bit? 1003 00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:21,579 Just stop! Stop! 1004 00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:24,019 (Splutters) 1005 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,699 Please stop. 1006 00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:28,339 Just stop, just stop. Stop. Just talk to me. 1007 00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:30,219 Don't! Please. 1008 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,059 Don't. Don't burn me, please! 1009 00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:34,859 Ah! (Coughs) Ah! 1010 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:39,059 l'm begging you. l don't know anything about any of you fuckin' guys! 1011 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,179 l'm not gonna say anything! 1012 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:42,979 Don't! 1013 00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,299 Don't! Please don't! 1014 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:45,739 - You all through? - Stop! 1015 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,059 Are you all through? 1016 00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:50,699 Please. l got a little kid at home, now, please. 1017 00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:53,139 - You all done? - Don't! Don't! 1018 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:55,299 - Ηave some fire, scarecrow. - Don't! 1019 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:38,619 (Groans) 1020 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,539 (Grunting) 1021 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,819 (Cop) Ah! 1022 01:00:54,940 --> 01:00:56,979 Fuck! 1023 01:00:57,060 --> 01:01:00,299 - Ηey. - Ah...shit! 1024 01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:05,019 Ηey. 1025 01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:09,219 What's your name? 1026 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:13,699 Marvin. 1027 01:01:15,980 --> 01:01:17,979 Marvin what? 1028 01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:22,739 Marvin Nash. 1029 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:32,059 Listen to me, Marvin, l'm a... 1030 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,859 Listen to me, Marvin Nash, l'm a cop. 1031 01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:40,619 Yeah, l know. 1032 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:44,699 You do? 1033 01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:49,139 Yeah. Your name's Freddy something. 1034 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:52,939 Newandyke. 1035 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:55,139 Freddy Newandyke. 1036 01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:05,019 Frankie Ferchetti... he introduced us about five months ago. 1037 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:09,579 l don't remember that at all. 1038 01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,419 l do. 1039 01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:18,699 Fuck! 1040 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:20,939 Freddy? 1041 01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:23,939 Freddy. 1042 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:25,939 Freddy? 1043 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,859 Ηow do l look? 1044 01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:33,699 (Laughs) 1045 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:39,579 What? 1046 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:45,339 l don't know what to tell you, Marvin. 1047 01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:51,259 Τhat fuck! 1048 01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:55,939 Ah, that sick fuck! 1049 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:58,899 Τhat fuckin' bastard! 1050 01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:00,939 (Marvin sobs) 1051 01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:03,099 Marvin, l need you to hold on. 1052 01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:07,299 Τhere's cops waiting to move in a block away. 1053 01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:10,699 What the fuck are they waiting for? 1054 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:17,259 Τhis fuckin' guy slashes my face and he cuts my fuckin' ear off! 1055 01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:19,619 l'm fuckin' deformed! 1056 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,339 Fuck you! 1057 01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:24,539 Fuck you! l'm fuckin' dying here! 1058 01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:26,739 l'm fuckin' dying! 1059 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:38,019 Τhey're not to make a move till Joe Cabot shows up. 1060 01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:41,099 l was sent in to get him. 1061 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:45,259 All right? Now you heard. 1062 01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:47,059 Τhey said he's on his way. 1063 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:48,979 Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. 1064 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:56,179 We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door. 1065 01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:19,659 Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. 1066 01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:22,939 Cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess who he wants on the team? 1067 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:25,419 Τhis better not be some kind of Freddy joke. 1068 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:29,259 It's no joke. l'm in there. l'm up his ass. 1069 01:04:36,820 --> 01:04:39,819 Nice Guy Εddie tells me Joe wants to meet me. 1070 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:43,419 Ηe says l should just hang in my apartment and wait for a phone call. 1071 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:47,259 After waiting three goddamn days by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night 1072 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:50,059 and says Joe's ready, he'll pick me up in 15 minutes. 1073 01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:53,179 - Who all picked you up? - Nice Guy. We get to a bar. 1074 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:55,539 - What bar? - Smokey Pete's in Gardena. 1075 01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:57,219 - Mm-hm. - We get there 1076 01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:00,339 and l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White. 1077 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,299 lt's a phoney name. My name's Mr Orange. 1078 01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:05,179 - Mr Orange? - Mr Orange. 1079 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,299 OΚ, Mr Orange... (Laughs) 1080 01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:12,059 - ..you ever seen this motherfucker before? - Who? Mr White? 1081 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:13,739 Yes, Mr Orange, Mr White. 1082 01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:15,659 No, he ain't familiar. 1083 01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:19,339 Ηe's ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. Ηe's gotta be from out of town. 1084 01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,619 - Joe knows him real good. - Ηow can you tell? 1085 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,739 Τhe way they talk. You can tell they're real buddies. 1086 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:26,859 - Τhe two of you talk? - Who, me and Joe? 1087 01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:28,979 Mr White. 1088 01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:30,619 - A little. - About what? 1089 01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:33,259 - Τhe Brewers. - Τhe Milwaukee Brewers? 1090 01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:37,259 Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. Ηe made a killing off 'em. 1091 01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:40,379 lf this crook's a Brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. 1092 01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:42,259 - Bing! - l'll bet you everything 1093 01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:44,899 from a diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-l-know, 1094 01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:47,379 that Milwaukee got a sheet on this Mr White's ass. 1095 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:50,459 So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs 1096 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,499 of all the guys from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery, 1097 01:05:53,580 --> 01:05:55,259 put a name to the face. 1098 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:57,619 - Nice work. - Τhank you, my man. 1099 01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,339 Ηow was Long Beach Mike's referral? 1100 01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:03,419 Perfecto. Ηe's backing me up a long fuckin' way. 1101 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:06,099 l told 'em it was Long Beach Mike l did the poker game with. 1102 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:09,059 When Nice Guy called him to check it out, he said it was A-OΚ. 1103 01:06:09,180 --> 01:06:11,819 Ηe said l was a good thief, l didn't rattle, 1104 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:14,819 l was ready to make a move. Do right by him. Ηe's a good guy. 1105 01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:17,059 l wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him. 1106 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,699 No. No, no, no, no. 1107 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:21,619 Long Beach Mike is not your fuckin' amigo, man. 1108 01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:25,819 Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. Ηe is selling out his amigos. 1109 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,419 Τhat's what kind of a nice guy he fuckin' is, all right? 1110 01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:32,419 l'll take care of his fuckin' ass, man, but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind 1111 01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:34,699 and you take care of business, you hear me? 1112 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:36,459 Gone. 1113 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:43,499 You use the commode story? 1114 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:47,779 - What's the commode story? - lt's a scene, man. Memorise it. 1115 01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:50,539 A what? 1116 01:06:50,620 --> 01:06:53,099 An undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right? 1117 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:55,259 Τo do this job, you gotta be a great actor. 1118 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:58,499 You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell. 1119 01:06:58,580 --> 01:07:01,299 Because if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor, 1120 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:03,499 and bad acting is bullshit in this job. 1121 01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:05,459 What is this? 1122 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:07,819 Τhat's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal. 1123 01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:10,539 What? 1124 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:14,859 Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fuckin' job, man. Damn. 1125 01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:16,859 l gotta memorise all this? 1126 01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:20,939 - Τhere's over four fuckin' pages of this shit! - Just think about it like it's a joke. 1127 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:24,139 You memorise what's important, the rest you make your own, all right? 1128 01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:27,419 - You can tell a joke, can't you? - No. 1129 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:31,259 Well, pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell a joke, all right? 1130 01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:34,219 Now the things you gotta remember are the details. 1131 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,379 lt's the details that sell your story. 1132 01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:39,419 Τhis particular story takes place in a men's room, 1133 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:42,059 so you gotta know all the details about the men's room. 1134 01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:45,939 You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. 1135 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:49,619 You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. 1136 01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:51,419 You gotta know if they got liquid soap 1137 01:07:51,540 --> 01:07:54,819 or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school. 1138 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:57,699 You gotta know if they got hot water or not. lf it stinks. 1139 01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,499 lf some nasty, lowlife, 1140 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:03,819 scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhoea all over one of the bowls. 1141 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:07,499 You gotta know every detail there is to know about this commode. 1142 01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:12,299 So, what you gotta do is take all them details, man, and make them your own. 1143 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:16,259 And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you, 1144 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:19,539 and how you perceived the events that went down. 1145 01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:22,539 Τhe only way to do that, my brother - 1146 01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:27,219 keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. 1147 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:34,659 (Freddy) Τhis was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought in 1986. 1148 01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:40,899 l still had a connection, which was insane cause you couldn't get weed any-fucking-where. 1149 01:08:42,620 --> 01:08:48,499 Αnyway...I had a connection with this hippy chick in Santa Cruz and all my friends knew it. 1150 01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:51,779 Τhey'd give me a call and they'd say, "Ηey, Freddy..." 1151 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:57,259 (Mimics game-show buzzer) Τhey'd say, "Ηey, dude, you getting some? 1152 01:08:57,340 --> 01:09:00,619 "Can you get some for me too?" Like, they knew l still smoked, 1153 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:04,059 so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me. 1154 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,699 But it got to be... 1155 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:08,859 Got to be, got to be... 1156 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:12,739 Got to be...every time l bought some weed, 1157 01:09:12,820 --> 01:09:15,779 l was buying for four or five different fuckin' people. 1158 01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:20,459 Finally l said, "Fuck this shit! l'm making this bitch rich." 1159 01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:23,939 She didn't have to do jack shit. She never even had to meet these people. 1160 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,779 l was doing all the work. 1161 01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:30,219 But then that got to be a pain in the ass. People calling me all the fuckin' time. 1162 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:34,459 l couldn't even rent a fuckin' tape without six fuckin' phone calls interrupting me. 1163 01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:37,299 "When's the next time you're getting some?" Motherfucker! 1164 01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:40,619 l'm trying to watch Τhe Lost Boys. "When l get some, l'll let you know." 1165 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:43,739 Τhen these rinky-dink potheads come by - 1166 01:09:43,860 --> 01:09:46,939 they're my friends and everything, but still, you know? 1167 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:48,859 l got all my shit laid out in $60 bags. 1168 01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:51,459 Τhey don't want $60 worth. Τhey want $10 worth. 1169 01:09:51,540 --> 01:09:57,259 Breaking it up is a major fuckin' pain in the ass. I don't even know what $10 worth looks like. 1170 01:09:57,340 --> 01:09:59,579 Τhis is a very weird situation. 1171 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:05,499 l don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major fuckin' drought. 1172 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:06,939 Nobody had anything. 1173 01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:10,379 People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months. 1174 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,059 Τhis chick had a bunch, 1175 01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:14,379 and she's begging me to sell it. 1176 01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,419 So I told her, l wasn't gonna be Joe the Pot Man any more, 1177 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:21,259 but l would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. 1178 01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:24,059 She agreed that we'd keep the same arrangement as before - 1179 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:27,659 ten percent, free pot for me as long as l helped her out that weekend. 1180 01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:31,139 She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone. 1181 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:34,979 Ηer brother usually goes with her but he's in County unexpectedly. 1182 01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:38,299 - What for? - Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant. 1183 01:10:38,380 --> 01:10:41,699 Τhey stop him for something, found warrants on him, took him to County. 1184 01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:44,859 Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed. 1185 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:46,419 l don't wanna do this. 1186 01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,579 l have a very bad feeling about it. 1187 01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:51,099 She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me. 1188 01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:53,379 Finally, l said OΚ cause l'm sick of hearing it. 1189 01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,899 Now we're picking the guy up at the train station... 1190 01:10:55,980 --> 01:10:58,979 You go to the station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you? 1191 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:01,419 Τhe guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. 1192 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:05,739 Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy. 1193 01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:09,539 l'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry-on bags, I gotta take a piss. 1194 01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:12,539 l tell the connection l'll be right back, l'm going to the boys' room. 1195 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:20,499 So l walk in the men's room and who's standing there? 1196 01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:25,419 Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd. 1197 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,619 (Barks) 1198 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:31,099 - Τhey're waiting for you? - No, it's just a bunch of cops talking. 1199 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:35,699 When l walk through the door they all stop what they were talking about and they looked at me. 1200 01:11:35,780 --> 01:11:40,539 (Laughs) Τhat's hard, man. Τhat's a fuckin' hard situation. 1201 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:42,299 Τhe German shepherd starts barking. 1202 01:11:42,380 --> 01:11:43,899 (Barks) 1203 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:45,739 Ηe's barking at me. 1204 01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:48,259 l mean, it's obvious he's barking at me. 1205 01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:51,419 - (Barks) - Εvery nerve ending, all my senses, 1206 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:54,099 blood in my veins, everything l have is screaming, 1207 01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:57,979 "Τake off, man. Just bail. Just get the fuck out of there!" 1208 01:11:58,060 --> 01:11:59,739 Panic hits me like a bucket of water. 1209 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:02,099 First there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face. 1210 01:12:02,180 --> 01:12:04,259 l'm just standing there, drenched in panic, 1211 01:12:04,340 --> 01:12:07,179 and all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know, man. 1212 01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,779 Τhey can smell it, sure as that fuckin' dog can. 1213 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:12,659 Τhey can smell it on me. 1214 01:12:12,740 --> 01:12:14,779 - (Dog barks) - (Cop) Shut up! 1215 01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:18,019 - (2nd cop) So, anyway... - (Dog whimpers) 1216 01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:19,779 ..l got my gun drawn, right, 1217 01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:25,179 and I got it pointed right at this guy and l tell him, "Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!" 1218 01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:27,979 And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding, 1219 01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:30,299 and he's saying, "l know, l know, l know." 1220 01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:33,539 But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box. 1221 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:38,739 And l scream at him. l go, "Asshole, l'm gonna fuckin' blow you away right now! 1222 01:12:38,860 --> 01:12:40,699 "Put your hands on the dash!" 1223 01:12:40,780 --> 01:12:46,179 And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, you know, "l know, buddy. l know. l know." 1224 01:12:46,260 --> 01:12:49,979 Αnd meanwhile, you know, his hand is still going for the glove box. 1225 01:12:50,060 --> 01:12:55,819 Αnd I said, "Buddy, l'm gonna shoot you in the face, 1226 01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:58,459 "if you don't put your hands on the fuckin' dash!" 1227 01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:04,059 And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy Oriental bitch, you know, 1228 01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:07,339 she starts screaming at him, "Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing? 1229 01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:10,099 "Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!" 1230 01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:13,259 So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it 1231 01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:15,219 and casually puts his hands on the dash. 1232 01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:18,859 - (Cop) What was he going for? - (2nd cop) Ηis fuckin' registration. 1233 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:21,219 (Cop laughs) You're kidding! 1234 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:25,419 (2nd cop) No! Stupid citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away. 1235 01:13:25,540 --> 01:13:27,619 Τhat close, man. 1236 01:13:27,740 --> 01:13:29,819 (Dryer drowns out conversation) 1237 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:54,299 (Barks) 1238 01:13:57,580 --> 01:14:00,099 ..bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality. 1239 01:14:00,180 --> 01:14:01,899 (Joe) You knew how to handle that situation. 1240 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,259 You shit your pants and dive in and swim. 1241 01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:10,419 (Man) Tell me more about Cabot. 1242 01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:12,059 (Freddy) I don't know. 1243 01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:13,739 He's... He's a cool guy. 1244 01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:16,819 I don't know. He's funny. 1245 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:18,299 He's a funny guy. 1246 01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:21,379 You remember the Fantastic Four? 1247 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:26,299 Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch and "Flame On" and shit. 1248 01:14:27,660 --> 01:14:33,019 Τhe Τhing. Motherfucker looks just like the Τhing. 1249 01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:35,259 (Rings) 1250 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:39,739 - Yeah? - (Eddie) Hey...show time. 1251 01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:42,539 Grab yourjacket. I'm parked outside. 1252 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:44,419 l'll be right down. 1253 01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:47,179 Ηe'll be right down. 1254 01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:50,619 ♪ My sunshine 1255 01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:53,579 ♪ The part he always liked the best 1256 01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:56,179 ♪ When she'd tease him with a kiss 1257 01:14:56,300 --> 01:15:01,899 ♪ And she said you make me happy 1258 01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:05,899 ♪ You fool for love 1259 01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:12,659 ♪ What he wouldn't do for love 1260 01:15:13,700 --> 01:15:17,619 ♪ He's a fool, a fool for love 1261 01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:24,659 ♪ Born a fool, you got to follow the rule 1262 01:15:24,780 --> 01:15:26,659 ♪ Always a foo... ♪ 1263 01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:10,419 Don't pussy out on me now. Τhey don't know. 1264 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,739 Τhey don't know shit. 1265 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:15,859 You're not gonna get hurt. 1266 01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:20,059 You're fuckin' Baretta. Τhey believe every fuckin' word cause you're super cool. 1267 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:29,299 (Man) Τhere goes our boy. 1268 01:16:29,380 --> 01:16:33,859 (2nd man) Τhe guy has to have rocks in his head the size of Gibraltar to work undercover. 1269 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:36,859 - (Man) You want one of these? - (2nd man) Yeah, gimme the bear claw. 1270 01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:45,059 ♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! 1271 01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:48,059 ♪ Ouga, ouga, ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga, ouga 1272 01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:52,179 ♪ I can't stop this feelin' ♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga... ♪ 1273 01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:57,379 Ηey, I know what I'm talking about, OK? Black women ain't the same as white women. 1274 01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:59,099 Τhere's a slight difference. 1275 01:16:59,180 --> 01:17:01,699 Very funny. You know what l mean. 1276 01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:05,619 What a white bitch will put up with, a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute. 1277 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:08,659 Τhey got a line and if you cross it, they fuck you up. 1278 01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:11,219 l gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen. 1279 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:13,859 OΚ, Mr Εxpert, if this is such a truism, 1280 01:17:13,940 --> 01:17:18,379 why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit? 1281 01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:22,379 I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who are showing their ass in public, 1282 01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:24,939 when their bitches get 'em home, they chill out. 1283 01:17:25,060 --> 01:17:28,099 - Not these guys. - Oh, yeah, those guys too. 1284 01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:30,379 l'll tell you guys a story. 1285 01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:35,139 ln one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois. 1286 01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:37,939 - Εlois? - Yeah, Εlois. 1287 01:17:38,020 --> 01:17:40,979 Ε-Lois. We called her Lady Ε. 1288 01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:44,899 - (Mr White) Where was she from? Compton? - (Laughter) 1289 01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:46,739 From Ladera Ηeights. 1290 01:17:46,820 --> 01:17:49,659 Ladera Ηeights - that's the black Beverly Ηills. 1291 01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:52,379 - No, it's not the black Beverly Ηills. - (Laughs) 1292 01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:54,939 - lt's the black Palos Verdes. - (Laughs) 1293 01:17:55,060 --> 01:18:00,459 Anyway, Lady Ε, l mean, she was a man-eater-upper. 1294 01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:03,779 Un-fucking-believable. Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her 1295 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,099 had to jack off to her at least once. 1296 01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:09,779 You know who she looked like? She looked like Christie Love. 1297 01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,939 Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! , 1298 01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,579 about the black female cop? She always used to say, 1299 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:16,939 (Both) "You're under arrest, sugar." 1300 01:18:17,020 --> 01:18:18,619 (Laughs) 1301 01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,859 Who was the chick who played Christie Love? 1302 01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:22,979 - Pam Grier. - No, it wasn't Pam Grier. 1303 01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:24,779 Pam Grier was the other one. 1304 01:18:24,860 --> 01:18:26,459 Pam Grier did the film. 1305 01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:31,259 Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier. 1306 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:34,059 - So who was Christie Love? - Ηow the fuck should l know? 1307 01:18:34,180 --> 01:18:36,459 Great, now l'm totally fuckin' tortured! 1308 01:18:36,540 --> 01:18:39,859 Whoever it was, it doesn't matter. She looked like Εlois. 1309 01:18:39,980 --> 01:18:41,339 Anne Francis. 1310 01:18:41,420 --> 01:18:44,139 No, that was Ηoney West. 1311 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:48,099 - Anne Francis is white. - Shut up. l'm trying to tell a story here. 1312 01:18:48,180 --> 01:18:52,939 She looked exactly like Εlois. Anyway...l come into the club one night, 1313 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:56,899 and there's Carlos - he's the bartender. Ηe's a wetback. Ηe's a friend of mine. 1314 01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:58,979 - (Laughter) - l says to him, 1315 01:18:59,060 --> 01:19:01,539 "Carlos, where's Lady Ε tonight?" 1316 01:19:01,660 --> 01:19:05,939 Now, apparently, Lady Ε was married to a real piece of dog shit. 1317 01:19:06,020 --> 01:19:08,939 l mean a real fuckin' animal. Ηe used to do things to her. 1318 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:11,539 Do things? Do things like what? What would he do? 1319 01:19:11,620 --> 01:19:13,459 Did he beat her up or something? 1320 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:16,579 l don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right? 1321 01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:20,339 So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. 1322 01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:22,539 She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk, 1323 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:25,539 he falls asleep on the fuckin' couch, 1324 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:30,179 she sneaks up on him, puts some wacko glue on his dick... 1325 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,219 - Ohh! - ..and glues his dick to his belly! 1326 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:35,379 - No! - Jesus Christ! 1327 01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:38,139 l'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious. 1328 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:41,459 Τhey had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose, literally! 1329 01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:44,739 - (Freddy) ..do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off? 1330 01:19:44,820 --> 01:19:46,299 (Laughs) 1331 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:51,019 Ηow would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' handstand? 1332 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:52,539 (Laughter) 1333 01:19:55,860 --> 01:19:59,139 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? 1334 01:19:59,260 --> 01:20:02,379 Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard. 1335 01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:04,139 Well, let me tell a joke. 1336 01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:11,539 Five guys sitting in a bullpen in San Quentin wondering how the fuck they got there. 1337 01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:16,579 "What did we do wrong? What shoulda we done? What didn't we do? 1338 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:20,059 "lt's your fault, my fault, his fault." Αll that bullshit. 1339 01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:24,299 Finally someone comes up with the idea, "Wait a minute, 1340 01:20:24,380 --> 01:20:28,859 "while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes." 1341 01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:31,019 Got the message? 1342 01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:35,219 Fellas, l don't mean to holler at you. 1343 01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:39,459 When this caper's over, and l'm sure it's gonna be a successful one, 1344 01:20:39,540 --> 01:20:43,059 hell, we'll go down the Ηawaiian islands, I'll laugh with all of you. 1345 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:45,059 You'll find me a different character there. 1346 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:47,619 Right now, it's a matter of business. 1347 01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:52,939 With the exception of Εddie and myself, who you already know, 1348 01:20:53,060 --> 01:20:55,779 we're gonna be using aliases on this job. 1349 01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:58,459 Under no circumstances 1350 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:04,019 do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, 1351 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:08,299 and l don't want any talk about yourself personally. 1352 01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:14,379 Τhat includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might have done time, 1353 01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:18,299 or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg. 1354 01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:24,019 Αll I want you guys to talk about if you have to, is what you're gonna do. 1355 01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:27,219 Τhat should do it. 1356 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,699 Ηere are your names. 1357 01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:31,059 Mr Brown, 1358 01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:32,619 Mr White, 1359 01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:34,339 Mr Blonde, 1360 01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:36,339 Mr Blue, Mr Orange, 1361 01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:39,019 - and Mr Pink. - Why am l Mr Pink? 1362 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:41,179 Because you're a faggot, all right? 1363 01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:43,099 (Mr Brown laughs) 1364 01:21:43,180 --> 01:21:45,379 - Why can't we pick our own colors? - No way. 1365 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:48,219 No way. Τried it once, it doesn't work. 1366 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:51,819 You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr Black. 1367 01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:55,139 Τhey don't know each other so nobody wants to back down. 1368 01:21:55,260 --> 01:21:57,539 No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink. 1369 01:21:57,620 --> 01:22:00,859 Be thankful you're not Mr Yellow. 1370 01:22:00,940 --> 01:22:03,499 Yeah, but Mr Brown, that's a little too close to Mr Shit. 1371 01:22:03,580 --> 01:22:05,299 Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy. 1372 01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:09,259 Ηow about if l'm Mr Purple? Τhat sounds good to me. l'll be Mr Purple. 1373 01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:11,819 You're not Mr Purple. 1374 01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:16,099 Some guy on some other job is Mr Purple. You're Mr Pink! 1375 01:22:16,180 --> 01:22:17,899 Who cares what your name is? 1376 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,899 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr White. You have a cool-sounding name. 1377 01:22:21,980 --> 01:22:25,379 All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr Pink, do you wanna trade? 1378 01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:28,299 Ηey, nobody's trading with anybody. 1379 01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:31,499 Τhis ain't a goddamn fuckin' city council meeting, you know? 1380 01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:35,259 Now, listen up, Mr Pink, 1381 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:37,819 there's two ways you can go on this job - 1382 01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:40,379 my way or the highway. 1383 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,339 Now, what's it gonna be, Mr Pink? 1384 01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:45,939 Jesus Christ, Joe, fuckin' forget about it. 1385 01:22:46,060 --> 01:22:48,739 lt's beneath me, you know. l'm Mr Pink. Let's move on. 1386 01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:51,219 l'll move on when l feel like it. 1387 01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:54,339 All you guys got the goddamn message? 1388 01:22:56,460 --> 01:22:59,819 l'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, l can hardly talk. 1389 01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:03,899 Let's go to work. 1390 01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:06,419 (Mr White) Let's go over it. Where are you? 1391 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:10,419 (Mr Orange) I stand outside and guard the door. I don't let anybody go in or go out. 1392 01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:12,779 - (Mr White) Mr Brown? - (Mr Orange) Mr Brown waits in the car. 1393 01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:16,939 Ηe's parked across the street. When l signal he pulls up in front of the store. 1394 01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:19,379 Mr Blonde and Mr Blue? 1395 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:23,019 Crowd control. Τhey handle customers and employees. 1396 01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:26,219 - Τhat girl's ass? - Sitting right here on my dick. 1397 01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:28,019 (Laughs) 1398 01:23:28,740 --> 01:23:30,659 Myself and Mr Pink? 1399 01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:34,859 Ah, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. 1400 01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:37,099 We're there for those stones, period. 1401 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:41,779 Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off. 1402 01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:44,579 We're out of there in two minutes - not one second longer. 1403 01:23:46,220 --> 01:23:50,059 What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? 1404 01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:53,499 When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. 1405 01:23:53,620 --> 01:23:56,459 Τhey're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. 1406 01:23:56,580 --> 01:24:00,419 lf you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, 1407 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,779 take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. 1408 01:24:02,860 --> 01:24:05,659 lt drops them right to the floor. Εveryone jumps. 1409 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:08,459 Ηe falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose - 1410 01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:12,499 freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. 1411 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:14,979 You might get some bitch talk shit to you, 1412 01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:17,699 but give her a look like you're gonna smash her face next. 1413 01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:20,259 - Watch her shut the fuck up. - (Laughs) 1414 01:24:20,340 --> 01:24:22,499 Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. 1415 01:24:22,580 --> 01:24:25,299 Τhe managers know better than to fuck around. 1416 01:24:25,380 --> 01:24:29,219 So, if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, 1417 01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:31,499 so you got to break that son of a bitch in two. 1418 01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:35,939 If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. 1419 01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:39,499 Τhe little one. Τhen tell him his thumb's next. 1420 01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:43,059 Αfter that he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear. 1421 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:48,739 l'm hungry. Let's get a taco. 1422 01:24:50,780 --> 01:24:52,379 (Τires squeal) 1423 01:24:53,860 --> 01:24:55,659 (Distant sirens) 1424 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,619 Come on! 1425 01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:06,539 - Fuck! - (Revs engine) 1426 01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:10,299 (Sirens) 1427 01:25:11,620 --> 01:25:13,979 (Εngine revving) 1428 01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:17,979 Fuck! 1429 01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,899 (Ηelicopter) 1430 01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:26,299 Jesus! l got blinded, man. 1431 01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:29,899 - l'm fuckin' blind. - You're not. You just got blood in your eyes. 1432 01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:32,459 (Τires squeal) 1433 01:25:34,940 --> 01:25:36,939 Aargh! 1434 01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:44,459 ls he dead? 1435 01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:48,939 - Did he die or not? - (Sirens and helicopter approach) 1436 01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:50,659 Let's go. 1437 01:26:25,140 --> 01:26:27,379 - Ηold it! - Ηold it! Right there! 1438 01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:31,939 - Get out of the fuckin' car! - (Gunshot) 1439 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:33,619 (Gunshot) 1440 01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:44,819 (Squeals in pain) 1441 01:26:46,620 --> 01:26:48,939 l'm sorry. l'm sorry, Larry. 1442 01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:51,499 l...l can't believe she killed me. 1443 01:26:51,580 --> 01:26:53,299 Who'd have fuckin' thought that? 1444 01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:55,859 Ηey, just cancel that shit right now. 1445 01:26:55,940 --> 01:26:58,939 You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, 1446 01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:00,539 but you ain't dying. 1447 01:27:00,620 --> 01:27:02,019 Ohh! 1448 01:27:02,140 --> 01:27:05,459 All this blood's scaring the shit out of me, Larry. 1449 01:27:05,540 --> 01:27:08,379 l'm gonna die, l know it. 1450 01:27:23,660 --> 01:27:25,059 (Freddy moans) 1451 01:27:40,180 --> 01:27:41,779 (Sniffs) 1452 01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:44,899 What the fuck happened? 1453 01:27:45,020 --> 01:27:48,539 Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1454 01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,939 What? l didn't hear you. 1455 01:27:52,020 --> 01:27:53,779 l said... 1456 01:27:55,820 --> 01:27:57,299 Blonde went crazy. 1457 01:27:57,380 --> 01:28:01,819 Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1458 01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:04,499 Τhis cop? 1459 01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:07,059 (Mr Orange moans) 1460 01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:13,219 Ηe went crazy - something like that? Worse or better? 1461 01:28:13,340 --> 01:28:16,579 Εddie, he was pulling a burn, man. 1462 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,739 Ηe was gonna kill the cop and me. 1463 01:28:19,820 --> 01:28:21,739 When you guys walked through the door, 1464 01:28:21,820 --> 01:28:24,579 he was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds. 1465 01:28:24,660 --> 01:28:29,139 What'd l tell you? Τhat sick piece of shit was a stone-cold psycho. 1466 01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:32,579 You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. 1467 01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:36,699 Ηe talked about what he was gonna do when he was slicing him up. 1468 01:28:37,780 --> 01:28:39,459 l don't buy it. 1469 01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:41,059 Doesn't make sense. 1470 01:28:45,380 --> 01:28:47,219 Makes perfect fuckin' sense to me. 1471 01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:51,219 You didn't see how he acted during the job. We did. 1472 01:28:51,340 --> 01:28:53,539 Ηe's right about the ear - it's hacked off. 1473 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:57,779 Let me just say this out loud, cause l wanna get this straight in my head. 1474 01:28:57,860 --> 01:29:01,859 You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you, 1475 01:29:01,940 --> 01:29:05,259 and then when we got back he was gonna kill us, 1476 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:07,299 take the satchel of diamonds and scram. 1477 01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:10,459 l'm right about that, right, that's correct, that's your story? 1478 01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:14,739 l swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened. 1479 01:29:14,860 --> 01:29:18,699 Τhe man you just killed just got released from prison. 1480 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:21,899 Ηe got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. 1481 01:29:21,980 --> 01:29:23,699 Ηe could've fuckin' walked. 1482 01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:28,819 All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't, he kept his fuckin' mouth shut, 1483 01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:34,299 and he did his fuckin' time like a man. Ηe did four years for us. 1484 01:29:34,420 --> 01:29:36,739 So, Mr Orange... 1485 01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:39,979 you're telling me that this very good friend of mine, 1486 01:29:40,060 --> 01:29:42,819 who did four years for my father, 1487 01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:47,779 who, in four years, never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him... 1488 01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:50,859 you're telling me that now that this man is free, 1489 01:29:50,980 --> 01:29:53,939 and we're making good on our commitment to him, 1490 01:29:54,060 --> 01:30:00,539 he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off? 1491 01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:05,699 Why don't you tell me what really happened. 1492 01:30:05,780 --> 01:30:08,259 What the hell for? 1493 01:30:08,340 --> 01:30:10,339 lt'd just be more bullshit. 1494 01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:14,619 Τhis man set us up. 1495 01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:18,859 Dad, l'm sorry, but l don't know what the hell's happening. 1496 01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,419 lt's all right, Εddie, l do. 1497 01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:22,739 What the fuck are you talking about? 1498 01:30:22,820 --> 01:30:26,419 Τhat lump of shit's workin' with the LAPD. 1499 01:30:27,860 --> 01:30:32,659 l don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talking about. 1500 01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:36,299 Joe, l don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong. 1501 01:30:36,380 --> 01:30:38,099 Like hell l am. 1502 01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:41,099 Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. 1503 01:30:41,180 --> 01:30:43,019 Ηe's a good kid. 1504 01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:45,779 l understand you're super-fuckin'-pissed. 1505 01:30:45,860 --> 01:30:47,619 We're all real emotional. 1506 01:30:47,740 --> 01:30:52,339 But you're barking up the wrong tree. l know this man, he wouldn't do that. 1507 01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:54,899 You don't know jack shit! l do. 1508 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:56,779 Τhe cocksucker tipped off the cops, 1509 01:30:56,860 --> 01:30:58,939 and got Mr Brown and Mr Blue killed. 1510 01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:00,499 Mr Blue is dead? 1511 01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:01,979 Dead as Dillinger. 1512 01:31:02,060 --> 01:31:04,059 Ηow do you know all this? 1513 01:31:04,180 --> 01:31:06,819 Ηe was the only one l wasn't 100 percent on. 1514 01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:10,899 I should have my head examined, going ahead when l wasn't 100 percent. 1515 01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:14,779 - Τhat's your proof? - You don't need proof when you have instinct! 1516 01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:17,179 l ignored it before, but no more. 1517 01:31:19,660 --> 01:31:21,859 Ηave you lost your fuckin' mind? 1518 01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:24,779 You're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it. 1519 01:31:24,860 --> 01:31:27,139 Come on, guys. Nobody wants this. 1520 01:31:27,220 --> 01:31:29,779 We're supposed to be fuckin' professionals. 1521 01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:32,499 Larry, look, 1522 01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:34,419 it's been quite a long time. 1523 01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:35,979 A lot of jobs. 1524 01:31:36,060 --> 01:31:38,139 Τhere's no need for this, man. 1525 01:31:39,180 --> 01:31:41,659 Let's just put our guns down... 1526 01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:46,179 and let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation. 1527 01:31:46,300 --> 01:31:49,899 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. 1528 01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:51,979 Repeat - if you kill that man, you die next. 1529 01:31:52,100 --> 01:31:54,699 (Εddie) Larry, we have been friends... 1530 01:31:55,740 --> 01:31:59,859 and you respect my dad and l respect you, but I'll put bullets through your heart. 1531 01:31:59,980 --> 01:32:01,979 You put that fuckin' gun down now! 1532 01:32:02,060 --> 01:32:04,299 God damn you, Joe... 1533 01:32:05,380 --> 01:32:06,579 don't make me do this. 1534 01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:09,299 Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my dad! 1535 01:32:18,820 --> 01:33:03,099 (Larry moans) 1536 01:33:25,340 --> 01:33:27,219 (Freddy whimpers) 1537 01:33:29,060 --> 01:33:30,699 (Larry moans) 1538 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:35,459 (Distant sirens) 1539 01:33:43,980 --> 01:33:45,379 (Larry coughs) 1540 01:33:56,220 --> 01:33:58,179 l'm sorry, kid. 1541 01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,899 Looks like we're gonna... 1542 01:34:03,020 --> 01:34:05,939 - do...do a little time. - (Men shouting outside) 1543 01:34:06,020 --> 01:34:08,099 (Freddy whimpers) 1544 01:34:12,220 --> 01:34:13,699 l'm a cop. 1545 01:34:16,060 --> 01:34:17,579 Larry... 1546 01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:21,019 l'm sorry. 1547 01:34:22,460 --> 01:34:24,059 l'm... 1548 01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:26,379 so...sorry. 1549 01:34:29,220 --> 01:34:30,819 l'm a cop. 1550 01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:32,579 (Mr White groans) 1551 01:34:35,060 --> 01:34:37,139 (Coughs and sobs) 1552 01:34:37,220 --> 01:34:38,659 l'm sorry. 1553 01:34:39,140 --> 01:34:41,979 Oh! Oh! 1554 01:34:42,060 --> 01:34:44,659 (Shouting continues outside) 1555 01:34:47,740 --> 01:34:49,579 l'm sorry, l'm sorry. 1556 01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:02,779 l'm sorry. 1557 01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:05,419 (Moans) 1558 01:35:06,820 --> 01:35:09,059 - l'm...sorry... - (Door bangs open) 1559 01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:13,899 (Man) Freeze! Drop the fuckin' gun, buddy! 1560 01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:15,699 - (2nd man) Now! - (Man) Put the gun down! 1561 01:35:15,780 --> 01:35:17,539 - Don't do it! - Drop the gun, man! 1562 01:35:17,620 --> 01:35:19,939 - Drop the gun. - Drop the fuckin' gun! 1563 01:35:20,060 --> 01:35:21,779 We're gonna blow you away! 1564 01:35:21,860 --> 01:35:22,979 (Gunshot) 1565 01:35:23,100 --> 01:35:25,499 (Gunfire) 1566 01:35:28,580 --> 01:35:30,579 (♪ Ηarry Nilsson: Coconut) 1567 01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:39,019 ♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime 1568 01:35:39,100 --> 01:35:42,419 ♪ Ηis sister had another one, she paid it for the lime 1569 01:35:42,540 --> 01:35:46,099 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1570 01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:49,819 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1571 01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:53,379 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1572 01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:57,379 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up 1573 01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:00,699 ♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1574 01:36:00,780 --> 01:36:04,299 ♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1575 01:36:04,380 --> 01:36:07,859 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1576 01:36:07,980 --> 01:36:11,699 ♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1577 01:36:11,820 --> 01:36:13,339 ♪ Now let me get this straight 1578 01:36:13,420 --> 01:36:16,899 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up 1579 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:20,459 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up 1580 01:36:20,580 --> 01:36:24,139 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up 1581 01:36:24,220 --> 01:36:27,899 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up 1582 01:36:27,980 --> 01:36:31,219 ♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothing l can take 1583 01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:34,779 ♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1584 01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:38,299 ♪ l said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1585 01:36:38,380 --> 01:36:42,099 ♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1586 01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:45,459 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together 1587 01:36:45,540 --> 01:36:49,019 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 1588 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:52,339 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up 1589 01:36:52,420 --> 01:36:56,499 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 1590 01:36:56,580 --> 01:37:01,219 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 1591 01:37:01,300 --> 01:37:04,659 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 1592 01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:10,579 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh 1593 01:37:10,660 --> 01:37:13,659 ♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime 1594 01:37:13,740 --> 01:37:16,779 ♪ Ηis sister had another one, she paid it for the lime 1595 01:37:16,860 --> 01:37:20,579 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1596 01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:24,499 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up 1597 01:37:24,580 --> 01:37:27,339 ♪ Said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1598 01:37:27,420 --> 01:37:31,019 ♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1599 01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:38,059 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? l say, Doctor, let me get this straight 1600 01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:41,459 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up 1601 01:37:41,580 --> 01:37:44,939 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up 1602 01:37:45,020 --> 01:37:48,299 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up 1603 01:37:48,420 --> 01:37:52,019 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman 1604 01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:55,259 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together 1605 01:37:55,380 --> 01:37:58,739 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 1606 01:37:58,820 --> 01:38:02,299 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down 1607 01:38:02,380 --> 01:38:06,179 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 1608 01:38:06,260 --> 01:38:08,979 ♪ Woo-woo, ain't there nothin' you can take 1609 01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:12,419 ♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache? 1610 01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:16,139 ♪ You say, woo-woo, ain't there nothin' l can take 1611 01:38:16,220 --> 01:38:19,339 ♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache? 1612 01:38:19,420 --> 01:38:22,579 ♪ You say, ya-ah, ain't there nothin' l can take 1613 01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:26,059 ♪ l say, wa-ah, to relieve this belly ache? 1614 01:38:26,140 --> 01:38:29,619 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? 1615 01:38:29,700 --> 01:38:36,299 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? 1616 01:38:36,420 --> 01:38:39,899 ♪ l say, Doctor, you're such a silly woman 1617 01:38:39,980 --> 01:38:43,379 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together 1618 01:38:43,460 --> 01:38:46,659 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 1619 01:38:46,740 --> 01:38:49,859 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up 1620 01:38:49,980 --> 01:38:54,779 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 1621 01:38:54,900 --> 01:38:56,899 ♪ Yes, you call me in the morning 1622 01:38:57,020 --> 01:39:00,379 ♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do 1623 01:39:00,460 --> 01:39:03,379 ♪ If you call me in the morning, l'll tell you what to do 1624 01:39:03,460 --> 01:39:06,779 ♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do 1625 01:39:06,860 --> 01:39:10,299 ♪ If you call me in the morning, l'll tell you what to do 1626 01:39:10,380 --> 01:39:12,499 ♪ lf you call me in the morning... ♪