1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:35,874 --> 00:00:38,627 My dream job is repairing broken toys. 4 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:40,920 Older, I'll play pro soccer. 5 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,006 A star or a baker. 6 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:44,173 Most likely, star. 7 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:45,841 A boxer. 8 00:00:46,842 --> 00:00:49,303 I'll be elected President. 9 00:00:51,305 --> 00:00:53,682 My dream is to be crowned Miss France. 10 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,020 Are you nuts? 11 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:48,821 Everybody up! 12 00:01:48,987 --> 00:01:50,989 1st of the month. Rent day! 13 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:02,250 There you go. 14 00:02:02,418 --> 00:02:03,711 You go to school now. 15 00:02:05,045 --> 00:02:05,878 Come on. 16 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:15,222 I already told you, the place is packed. No room. 17 00:02:18,934 --> 00:02:21,061 It's not a chateau here, you know. 18 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,188 I can't invent space. 19 00:02:35,617 --> 00:02:37,745 Hey, chicks! It stinks in here. 20 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:38,996 They're growing? 21 00:02:39,454 --> 00:02:41,414 - You take coins? - Pay up. 22 00:02:41,623 --> 00:02:42,499 Pay up. 23 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:45,543 I gotta iron your bills? 24 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:47,295 - I'm not your ma. - Don't blame me. 25 00:02:47,462 --> 00:02:48,756 Ahmed's a mess. 26 00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:51,591 Bullshit. Everyone knows I'm a clean freak. 27 00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:52,675 A freak, sure! 28 00:02:52,842 --> 00:02:54,136 This works? Mine. 29 00:02:54,302 --> 00:02:56,471 - Not that one. - No way! Hold on! 30 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:58,598 I'm sick. 31 00:03:05,647 --> 00:03:06,523 Lola! 32 00:03:10,527 --> 00:03:13,280 - Hey, darling. - Hi, honeybun. All good? 33 00:03:13,946 --> 00:03:15,114 Is it all there? 34 00:03:17,492 --> 00:03:18,410 What's this? 35 00:03:18,576 --> 00:03:21,204 Canadian dollars. Very strong right now. 36 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,121 Like I care! 37 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:25,208 Don't blame me, my clientele's very international. 38 00:03:25,374 --> 00:03:27,251 That's globalization, Yolande. 39 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:29,253 Gotta adapt. I adapt. 40 00:03:29,629 --> 00:03:30,671 And I gotta... 41 00:03:31,631 --> 00:03:32,799 Crazy times. 42 00:03:39,764 --> 00:03:40,848 You can work here. 43 00:03:41,933 --> 00:03:43,643 You'll like it here. 44 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:47,188 Much better than downstairs, like sardines. 45 00:03:48,147 --> 00:03:49,273 What is this? 46 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,566 The 1st is rent day. 47 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:51,859 Yolande! 48 00:03:52,485 --> 00:03:53,236 What is this? 49 00:03:53,402 --> 00:03:56,322 You're always short, so I found a solution. 50 00:03:56,489 --> 00:03:57,615 Share your rent. 51 00:03:58,699 --> 00:04:00,118 You're kidding, right? 52 00:04:00,368 --> 00:04:01,661 No more loose hems! 53 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:10,503 Welcome, I guess. 54 00:04:42,534 --> 00:04:44,203 Let's go, sit down. 55 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:46,497 Go on, sit down. 56 00:04:47,123 --> 00:04:48,039 Julien! 57 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:51,002 Calm down and sit over there. 58 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,462 Kamel, Karim, go sit down. 59 00:04:53,629 --> 00:04:54,338 Let go. 60 00:04:54,505 --> 00:04:55,672 Sit down, please. 61 00:04:56,007 --> 00:04:57,133 Or you'll box me? 62 00:04:57,674 --> 00:04:58,675 You don't scare me. 63 00:04:58,843 --> 00:05:00,261 A princess who boxes. 64 00:05:02,013 --> 00:05:03,930 Just missing a tutu! 65 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:07,684 Loser! 66 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:11,563 Calm down, all of you! 67 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,732 Calm down. 68 00:05:16,443 --> 00:05:17,360 Respect. 69 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:19,821 He's going to train with us... 70 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:22,699 And he's going to represent France 71 00:05:22,866 --> 00:05:24,826 at the next Olympic Games... 72 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:27,413 Elias Naim! 73 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:30,874 Welcome, champ. 74 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,250 Good to be here, boss. 75 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:33,376 Alright, kids? 76 00:05:34,921 --> 00:05:35,837 In shape? 77 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,716 Today we'll just talk. 78 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:41,343 Questions and answers. 79 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,637 I'll tell you how I got where I am. 80 00:05:43,804 --> 00:05:46,222 And how I started out 81 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,350 as the unlikeliest champion ever. 82 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:51,853 At our age, were you any good? 83 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:56,149 At your age, I didn't dare tell anyone my dream was to be a boxer. 84 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,698 I looked for you on social media. 85 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:07,994 I'm not on it. 86 00:06:09,955 --> 00:06:10,956 Good call. 87 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:13,124 It's poisonous bullshit. 88 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,460 My sponsors insist. 89 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:21,508 So you kept boxing? You train here? 90 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:24,719 Yeah. 91 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:28,390 We can spar together one day, if you want. 92 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,061 C'mon, talk. 93 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,021 Work? Crib? 94 00:06:35,981 --> 00:06:37,190 Just around the corner. 95 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:39,651 Great. 96 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:43,655 You're single? Got someone? 97 00:06:44,406 --> 00:06:45,407 No. 98 00:06:45,824 --> 00:06:47,659 I mean, not right now. 99 00:06:49,703 --> 00:06:50,328 You? 100 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:52,080 The wildest thing ever. 101 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:54,082 You gotta meet her. 102 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:56,376 She's an amazing chick. 103 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:57,711 That's cool. 104 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:03,298 Last time we met, we were little squirts. 105 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:11,391 I never dared visit your parents' grave. 106 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:15,854 Me neither. 107 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,609 I was sent to a foster family. 108 00:07:23,278 --> 00:07:24,863 Several of them, actually. 109 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,117 Too many. 110 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,328 Alex, where are you? 111 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:36,041 Holy moses, where's he gone? 112 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,708 I'll show him. 113 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:41,921 What the heck? 114 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,049 The kids blocked the crapper again. 115 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,675 Come help me. 116 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:46,842 Move it. 117 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:57,937 I'm proud of you. 118 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,733 One out of two making it, not bad. 119 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,601 Beautiful lady. 120 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,000 How you doing, baby? 121 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,795 A face as long as a Greek tragedy! 122 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,674 Make some herb tea, roll a doobie. 123 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,468 I'll be back after a prayer to baby Jesus for more business. 124 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,470 I'm scraping the barrel. 125 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,343 My dream job is repairing broken toys. 126 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,969 Older, I'll play pro soccer. 127 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,888 A star or a baker... 128 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,807 I'll be elected President. 129 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,809 Video game engineer. 130 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,813 My dream is to be crowned Miss France. 131 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,112 You're not a girl, kiddo! 132 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,240 Are you out of your mind? 133 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,700 That's insane. 134 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,951 It's impossible! 135 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:45,121 You can't be Miss France, you're a boy! 136 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,174 You don't eat meat? 137 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,050 She's veggie. 138 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,592 I'll take her share. 139 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,178 I'll go for Miss France. 140 00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:05,098 I'll go for Miss France. 141 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,061 - I'll go for Miss France. - For what? 142 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,689 For Miss France. 143 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:14,107 I did hear you then. 144 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,108 What? 145 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,110 He's going for Miss France. 146 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,362 - He's a boy. - He certainly is. 147 00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:20,781 What the hell? 148 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,241 Nobody thinks I'm serious? 149 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,829 Baby, let me explain. 150 00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:29,497 Brangelina's daughter dresses as a boy, 151 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,000 destined to be a fashion icon. 152 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,837 We dress as girls, destined to be streetwalkers. 153 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:39,341 If you're less rich and famous, you pay more to be different. 154 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:40,968 We need dreams. 155 00:12:42,385 --> 00:12:43,887 Exactly, you need dreams. 156 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,599 Look at you guys, wanting the impossible. 157 00:12:46,764 --> 00:12:48,558 Don't complain if it goes wrong. 158 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,854 Alex, Padme is a surgeon. 159 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,647 Her degrees are worthless in France. 160 00:12:54,814 --> 00:12:56,441 So she sews up jeans. 161 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,485 For real. 162 00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,445 - Excellent. - Laugh, but it is. 163 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,905 Same goes for you. 164 00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:05,533 Dreams of being a grand duchess, she's a grand hooker. 165 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,535 That is so subtle. 166 00:13:07,702 --> 00:13:09,829 You guys, too. Ahmed and Randy... 167 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,080 Bill Gates! 168 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,832 Bill and Gates. 169 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,251 My plan's squared off. 170 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:15,878 Squared off. 171 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:17,254 The issue is when. 172 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,631 You two squared off? 173 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:19,839 Slob squared. 174 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,885 I need help. I need you guys. 175 00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:27,264 Help me make the pageant. 176 00:13:31,184 --> 00:13:32,435 Lola? 177 00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,816 - Yolande? - No, count me out. 178 00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:39,692 I'm in. 179 00:13:40,401 --> 00:13:42,445 We can make a buck with a Miss. 180 00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:43,279 Smart idea. 181 00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,491 There's potential. 182 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:49,369 But it will take lots and lots of work. 183 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:51,788 - I'll learn. - Not so fast. 184 00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:54,916 You realize the Miss France pageant 185 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,377 celebrates the oppression of women. 186 00:13:57,544 --> 00:13:59,796 - I mean, it's prehistoric. - Sure. 187 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:03,841 - Sure, what? - We've been here before. 188 00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,511 Ahmed dreams of being Catholic, we help. 189 00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,222 Irrelevant! I did it for Madeleine. 190 00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:11,683 Who dumped you right after? 191 00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:13,935 No, she was incarcerated. 192 00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:15,645 At the Crossbar Hotel. 193 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:16,771 That's for real. 194 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:19,357 I suggest we vote. 195 00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,568 Personally, I'm in favor. 196 00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:23,444 I vote yes. 197 00:14:23,611 --> 00:14:24,612 I'm in favor too. 198 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,116 Come on, there we go! 199 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:29,200 Yes, Panini! 200 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,160 By unanimous vote, 201 00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:33,162 minus one, we will try... 202 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:35,915 We will try, Yolande. 203 00:14:36,623 --> 00:14:38,668 Let's raise a toast. Splendid! 204 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,382 Come on, this way. 205 00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,100 Majesty... 206 00:15:16,956 --> 00:15:18,374 South America? 207 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,542 Eastern Europe? 208 00:15:21,668 --> 00:15:22,754 France. 209 00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:26,214 Age? 210 00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:27,383 24. 211 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,053 Hormones? Surgery? 212 00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:32,639 No, all organic. 213 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,973 What's her niche? 214 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:36,933 Dominatrix? BDSM? 215 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,353 Exotic? Cutesy? 216 00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:40,354 Angelic. 217 00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:43,399 Majesty, Alex isn't looking for work. 218 00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:46,318 I brought her for you to make a woman of her. 219 00:15:50,322 --> 00:15:50,989 Let's see. 220 00:15:59,456 --> 00:16:01,833 Lucky you. Androgynous and smooth-skinned. 221 00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:04,503 Rugby-player shoulders, though. 222 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,214 You'll need a narrow waist. 223 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:11,134 I'll prescribe you a corset you must never take off. 224 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:12,928 Not even in bed. 225 00:16:13,678 --> 00:16:14,638 Got it? 226 00:16:15,097 --> 00:16:16,848 - Shoe size? - 9. 227 00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:20,018 Put down 8. 228 00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,521 From now on, no more flats. 229 00:16:22,687 --> 00:16:24,398 If you're tired, 8 cm. 230 00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:26,149 All other times, 12 cm. 231 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,692 Fake eyelashes mandatory. 232 00:16:28,276 --> 00:16:30,612 Contour makeup for cleavage. 233 00:16:32,531 --> 00:16:35,992 For swimsuits, learn the art of tucking. 234 00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:38,912 She'll explain. 235 00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:43,458 You want to be a woman? 236 00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:47,546 It won't be easy. 237 00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:54,344 You need to be both sexy and pure. 238 00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:56,179 Funny, mainstream, 239 00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:58,390 rebellious, submissive. 240 00:16:58,557 --> 00:17:00,267 You'll laugh softly. 241 00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,436 You'll weep in silence. 242 00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:05,689 You'll convince everyone you dress beyond your means. 243 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:11,570 Mess it up, they'll call you a slut. 244 00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:13,447 And if I succeed? 245 00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:16,241 They'll call you a slut. 246 00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:19,578 Don't forget... 247 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,997 You're not a real woman. 248 00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:24,124 And you never will be. 249 00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:26,376 Never. 250 00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:29,838 But hey... 251 00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,923 Be authentic in your femininity. 252 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:37,095 Ok, enough. 253 00:17:37,262 --> 00:17:38,597 Pay in cash, in euros. 254 00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:39,973 This week latest. 255 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,600 Majesty, this month perhaps? 256 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,019 No, there's no credit here. 257 00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:45,186 I'm no social worker. 258 00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:46,229 Or philanthropist. 259 00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,607 Majesty, Alex has had a tough life. 260 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:50,650 He lost his parents in a car crash. 261 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:52,568 Can't you give him discount? 262 00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:53,986 Life never spared him. 263 00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:57,823 You know a single girl working here who was "spared"? 264 00:18:05,122 --> 00:18:06,373 Go on, scram. 265 00:18:07,082 --> 00:18:09,001 Bitch cut you no slack. 266 00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:14,174 Sorry, baby, I didn't expect it to cost a month's rent. 267 00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:17,384 Lola? 268 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,637 What if it doesn't work? 269 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,388 Baby, you need it? 270 00:18:21,556 --> 00:18:23,058 So you do it. 271 00:18:23,849 --> 00:18:25,768 What if I get called out? 272 00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:31,066 If anyone gets suspicious, divert attention. 273 00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:33,359 Proverb from Drag Street. 274 00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:36,737 How much? 275 00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:39,114 Hi, want a good time? 276 00:18:39,281 --> 00:18:41,201 I don't like trannies but you... 277 00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:43,327 You're fresh. You turn me on. 278 00:18:43,494 --> 00:18:44,912 You can't afford her. 279 00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:46,163 I can buy you all. 280 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,958 Becoming a TV starlet, how about it? 281 00:18:52,836 --> 00:18:54,046 Look, kitten... 282 00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:57,633 You're the stereotypical excrement 283 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,052 of deregulated, heteronormative society. 284 00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:02,721 You buy us when we decide, ok? 285 00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:04,265 Her decision is no. 286 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:08,102 Get your banger in gear, mid-life crisis scumsucker, 287 00:19:08,269 --> 00:19:09,687 and beat it. 288 00:19:12,606 --> 00:19:13,857 Obsolete old tranny! 289 00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:17,945 See, darling? 290 00:19:18,112 --> 00:19:21,031 The riddle you are makes men become 291 00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:23,617 aggressive, in general. 292 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:25,411 They're all like that? 293 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:26,996 Thank god, no. 294 00:19:29,415 --> 00:19:30,708 Do I look old? 295 00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:34,503 Bitch. 296 00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:35,796 No. 297 00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:37,339 You little skank! 298 00:19:37,506 --> 00:19:40,009 You don't look your age, for sure. 299 00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:53,397 I want to be Miss France because as a career opportunity, 300 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,107 it's extraordinary. 301 00:19:55,274 --> 00:19:58,067 I love traveling, I love flying. 302 00:19:58,235 --> 00:20:00,069 I collect soaps from hotels, 303 00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:02,114 so I'll expand my collection. 304 00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:04,616 It's also a way 305 00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:07,119 to meet people, even ordinary people. 306 00:20:07,286 --> 00:20:10,455 It's important to be cultured. Cultivated. 307 00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:13,207 - The committee president is here. - What? 308 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:16,586 - I can't, I'm casting. - He insists on seeing you. 309 00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:18,212 Women have lots to say, 310 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,674 coming from their culture. 311 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,552 - The most beautiful Miss. - Silly. 312 00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:26,013 - What brings you here? - You. 313 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:26,888 Only? 314 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,348 I love your energy. Non-stop. 315 00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,811 No, Paul, cut out the positive management crap. 316 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:34,563 What's going on? 317 00:20:34,729 --> 00:20:36,940 We lost the public, we went too far. 318 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,442 You listen to panels? 319 00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:41,445 The domestic violence spot was dumb and scary. 320 00:20:41,611 --> 00:20:42,487 Hold on. 321 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,030 It was dumb or scary? 322 00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:45,740 - There's more. - Really? 323 00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:47,909 We're inexistent on social media. 324 00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,411 For me, social media is the style. 325 00:20:50,579 --> 00:20:52,121 I work on the substance. 326 00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:54,499 I'll hire someone for digital. 327 00:20:54,665 --> 00:20:57,418 I look forward to it. With joy! 328 00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:03,092 So cancel the eco-trip for something more classical? 329 00:21:03,549 --> 00:21:05,426 Let's go backward, great idea. 330 00:21:06,427 --> 00:21:08,597 What did you pitch to save your skin? 331 00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:11,140 A parade in traditional costume? 332 00:21:11,307 --> 00:21:13,059 With seashells as pompoms? 333 00:21:15,853 --> 00:21:17,688 When did you lose your cojones? 334 00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:20,817 You don't get it. 335 00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:23,027 It's not my skin I'm trying to save. 336 00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:25,988 Contestant 103. 337 00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:39,710 On the cross, please. 338 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,969 Why do you want to be Miss France? 339 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,640 To be someone. 340 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,401 Welcome, Ile-de-France regional contestants! 341 00:22:03,568 --> 00:22:04,777 Before rehearsals, 342 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,989 we need you to provide certain documents. 343 00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:10,824 Every Miss, without exception, 344 00:22:10,992 --> 00:22:13,244 must have a valid passport... 345 00:22:13,744 --> 00:22:14,620 Guy's a pro. 346 00:22:15,872 --> 00:22:17,956 Place of birth. Coldbutts? 347 00:22:18,957 --> 00:22:19,708 Seriously? 348 00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:21,459 Swear to god, it exists. 349 00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:24,297 On your budget, it was the only passport available. 350 00:22:24,462 --> 00:22:27,383 You will provide links to your profiles 351 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:31,053 on social media. Moving with the times, we urge you 352 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,264 to create an account on Instagram. 353 00:22:33,806 --> 00:22:35,433 Instagram changes your life. 354 00:22:35,599 --> 00:22:37,310 The pageant is in 5 days. 355 00:22:37,475 --> 00:22:40,688 You will be chosen by the public for your elegance, 356 00:22:40,854 --> 00:22:43,524 bearing and femininity. 357 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,568 If I am chosen, 358 00:22:46,694 --> 00:22:50,238 I'd like to raise awareness on educating orphans. 359 00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:51,657 Hold on. 360 00:22:51,824 --> 00:22:52,825 Add Mbappé. 361 00:22:52,991 --> 00:22:54,035 Mbappé? 362 00:22:54,202 --> 00:22:56,287 And baby seals. Check their numbers. 363 00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:58,414 You gotta get baby seals in there. 364 00:22:58,581 --> 00:22:59,998 My speech won't make sense. 365 00:23:00,165 --> 00:23:01,041 Like you care! 366 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,127 Drop the highest-ranking words and votes flood in. 367 00:23:04,294 --> 00:23:05,629 Same tactic as Macron. 368 00:23:08,632 --> 00:23:10,343 She slaughtered you. 369 00:23:10,508 --> 00:23:12,470 Let me see. What's wrong? 370 00:23:13,095 --> 00:23:14,679 Seriously? What is this? 371 00:23:14,847 --> 00:23:15,889 Are you kidding? 372 00:23:16,056 --> 00:23:17,265 You tasered her. 373 00:23:17,432 --> 00:23:19,727 I have two hours. What the hell! 374 00:23:19,893 --> 00:23:21,604 The pageant's in two hours? 375 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:23,188 Like Auntie Aicha's sheep. 376 00:23:23,356 --> 00:23:24,689 They won't let you in. 377 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,901 Don't, you're making it worse. 378 00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:31,739 Enough, you hooligans! 379 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,824 I can't work with inferior equipment. 380 00:23:34,992 --> 00:23:36,994 We needed a real curling iron. 381 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,203 It costs a fortune. 382 00:23:38,371 --> 00:23:39,579 I'm going to cry. 383 00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:41,624 Padmini! 384 00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:42,875 Don't play on words. 385 00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,960 Can you help us here? 386 00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:48,755 Those Bollywood blowouts, there must be some kind of trick. 387 00:23:49,631 --> 00:23:51,716 - A blowout? - Yes, Indian-style. 388 00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:01,017 We don't like late. 389 00:24:48,731 --> 00:24:50,316 Your attention, please! 390 00:24:52,569 --> 00:24:54,862 In a moment, you'll be on stage. 391 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,864 I won't bore you with detail. 392 00:24:57,032 --> 00:24:58,240 Just one thing... 393 00:24:58,408 --> 00:25:01,578 Tonight, show us who you are. And be proud! 394 00:25:02,203 --> 00:25:06,082 Whatever happens, stage fright, falls, memory blanks... 395 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,375 Smile and it's all good. 396 00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:09,169 Amanda? 397 00:25:10,170 --> 00:25:13,840 Yes, let's hear it for Arnaud Tasiaux... 398 00:25:14,549 --> 00:25:16,092 Yes, give it up. 399 00:25:16,258 --> 00:25:18,510 He will be our host again tonight. 400 00:25:18,678 --> 00:25:19,762 Thank you, Arnaud. 401 00:25:19,929 --> 00:25:22,098 Could I say no to you, Amanda? 402 00:25:23,099 --> 00:25:25,810 This year's girls are particularly pretty. 403 00:25:26,643 --> 00:25:28,020 Same as every year. 404 00:25:28,563 --> 00:25:31,690 On stage in 10. Into your dresses, let's go! 405 00:25:31,858 --> 00:25:33,485 - Coffee, Arnaud? - No. 406 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:40,116 Coming up next, the moment you've all been waiting for, 407 00:25:40,282 --> 00:25:42,451 that we've all been waiting for... 408 00:25:42,619 --> 00:25:44,161 The contestants will parade 409 00:25:44,621 --> 00:25:45,788 in swimsuits. 410 00:25:47,331 --> 00:25:49,333 What the hell am I doing here? 411 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,170 Three minutes to the swimsuit parade! 412 00:26:05,557 --> 00:26:06,225 Sublime! 413 00:26:06,643 --> 00:26:07,810 Show them, dolls! 414 00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,271 We are magnificent! 415 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:19,696 One missing. 416 00:26:19,863 --> 00:26:21,782 - There's one missing. - Find her! 417 00:26:26,745 --> 00:26:27,955 Number 8! 418 00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:30,290 Where is she? 419 00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:45,347 Good evening. 420 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,516 What are you doing here? 421 00:26:48,058 --> 00:26:49,685 Number 4, Daphne! 422 00:26:52,104 --> 00:26:53,230 Great, Daphne. 423 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,108 I love you! 424 00:26:59,444 --> 00:27:01,738 Number 5, Laetitia! 425 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:03,740 I'm bored shitless. 426 00:27:04,575 --> 00:27:06,159 Alexandra! 427 00:27:10,414 --> 00:27:11,331 Number 6... 428 00:27:12,207 --> 00:27:13,250 Nina! 429 00:27:15,002 --> 00:27:16,211 Love it. 430 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:19,380 I'm just borrowing it. 431 00:27:22,217 --> 00:27:23,719 Number 7, Tatum! 432 00:27:30,058 --> 00:27:32,518 Number 8, Alexandra! 433 00:27:41,152 --> 00:27:41,820 Don't ask me. 434 00:27:43,238 --> 00:27:44,698 Alexandra? 435 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:51,705 Apparently, overcome by emotion! 436 00:27:51,872 --> 00:27:53,749 The night's first dropout. 437 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:55,666 Number 9... 438 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:56,627 Here I am! 439 00:27:58,128 --> 00:27:58,919 Number 8... 440 00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:06,802 Alexandra took a few liberties with the designated swimsuit. 441 00:28:06,969 --> 00:28:09,472 A unicorn. Look, a unicorn! 442 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,556 And it works. 443 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:11,391 Unique! 444 00:28:18,023 --> 00:28:19,106 It really works. 445 00:28:21,317 --> 00:28:22,568 We love you! 446 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,489 If I am chosen... 447 00:28:32,703 --> 00:28:35,581 What's she trying to say? She can't get it out. 448 00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:36,917 Stop! 449 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,584 I can do it. 450 00:28:39,126 --> 00:28:40,711 I can't do it. 451 00:28:40,878 --> 00:28:43,674 If I am crowned Miss Ile-de-France tonight... 452 00:28:47,843 --> 00:28:50,513 Estelle. Contestant number 3! 453 00:28:50,681 --> 00:28:53,599 I love children, animals, the disabled. 454 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,059 No, not the dis... 455 00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,645 Thank you, Daphne, 456 00:28:57,812 --> 00:29:00,231 contestant number 4! 457 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,903 Let's bring out now number 8! 458 00:29:12,034 --> 00:29:12,827 Good evening. 459 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,538 My name's Alexandra Dufresnoy. 460 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:17,915 From Paris. 461 00:29:18,499 --> 00:29:19,875 Great, Alexandra. 462 00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:23,379 What cause are you advocating for tonight? 463 00:29:32,263 --> 00:29:33,514 Men like you. 464 00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,142 A worthwhile cause. 465 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:39,603 How can you help men like me? 466 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:41,397 To understand things. 467 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:45,067 Please, educate me, Alexandra. 468 00:29:47,445 --> 00:29:49,154 Let's imagine a man like you... 469 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,452 Fine tuxedo, great glasses, dapper elegance. 470 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:58,372 Every mother's dream. 471 00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:03,793 So when a man like you insulted a friend of mine... 472 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,088 Naughty boy. 473 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:11,426 He called her an obsolete old tranny! 474 00:30:16,931 --> 00:30:18,601 I stayed silent, scared. 475 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:22,897 Tonight, I have a reply for him. 476 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,900 For my friend and every woman. 477 00:30:27,066 --> 00:30:28,486 I'd like to tell the guy, 478 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:30,738 women won't be fooled. 479 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,912 By eyes that see a price on everything. 480 00:30:39,914 --> 00:30:41,206 By a smile... 481 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,294 The smile of a man who thinks he's a prince. 482 00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:48,213 But is only a pig. 483 00:30:52,759 --> 00:30:54,385 My friend was humiliated. 484 00:30:56,305 --> 00:30:58,014 Yet she felt guilty. 485 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:01,685 But he... 486 00:31:03,019 --> 00:31:05,146 He's oblivious to the injustice. 487 00:31:05,815 --> 00:31:08,274 He's spent his whole life in a man's body. 488 00:31:11,946 --> 00:31:14,656 Just explaining that to men like you 489 00:31:15,324 --> 00:31:16,951 might make them better. 490 00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:19,244 There. 491 00:31:19,619 --> 00:31:21,371 That's my cause if I'm chosen. 492 00:31:42,684 --> 00:31:43,560 Thank you. 493 00:31:46,854 --> 00:31:47,939 This is it. 494 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,441 The moment you've been waiting for. 495 00:31:51,317 --> 00:31:52,569 What suspense! 496 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:01,744 Miss Ile-de-France 2019 497 00:32:03,204 --> 00:32:04,122 is... 498 00:32:10,670 --> 00:32:12,380 Alexandra Dufresnoy! 499 00:32:23,266 --> 00:32:24,683 Shit, he did it! 500 00:32:24,851 --> 00:32:26,144 Now for Miss France! 501 00:33:03,096 --> 00:33:04,265 Hot, isn't it? 502 00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:07,810 My hormones are popping like corn. What about you? 503 00:33:12,565 --> 00:33:13,607 I'm hungry. 504 00:33:17,235 --> 00:33:18,028 Cheers. 505 00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:19,363 Evening. 506 00:33:19,529 --> 00:33:21,531 - Alexandra's mother? - That's me. 507 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,784 Nice to meet you. You must be so proud. 508 00:33:23,951 --> 00:33:24,827 Utterly. 509 00:33:26,661 --> 00:33:28,331 - May I? - Of course. 510 00:33:28,497 --> 00:33:30,791 For our website, a few questions? 511 00:33:30,999 --> 00:33:31,792 If you must. 512 00:33:32,835 --> 00:33:33,668 Go ahead. 513 00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:37,840 How does your daughter winning feel? 514 00:33:38,006 --> 00:33:41,301 How do I feel about my daughter choosing a career as 515 00:33:41,469 --> 00:33:42,677 professional strumpet? 516 00:33:44,638 --> 00:33:47,140 What more could I wish for my child? 517 00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:50,435 Her mother's support, perhaps. 518 00:33:50,644 --> 00:33:51,895 What's the problem? 519 00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:55,190 Your daughter being in the spotlight? Expressing herself? 520 00:33:55,608 --> 00:33:57,275 Or her advocating for women? 521 00:33:58,068 --> 00:34:00,237 Sorry, I didn't get it... 522 00:34:01,446 --> 00:34:04,616 The Miss France pageant is a forum for political ideas? 523 00:34:04,783 --> 00:34:06,118 A modern-day agora. 524 00:34:06,284 --> 00:34:09,996 Schools of philosophy parading in bikinis, right? 525 00:34:10,163 --> 00:34:13,583 So we're dealing with an analyst who is unaware 526 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:17,671 that the bikini in the 50s was the symbol of female emancipation. 527 00:34:17,838 --> 00:34:20,674 Before it was turned into a symbol of sexism. 528 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:22,217 What a journey! 529 00:34:22,384 --> 00:34:23,635 Similar to yours. 530 00:34:23,802 --> 00:34:27,180 Mock my journey if you wish but I am proud to give women 531 00:34:27,389 --> 00:34:30,142 precious arms to deal with today's world. 532 00:34:31,309 --> 00:34:32,144 Very funny. 533 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:34,813 She strips women for the cameras 534 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:36,982 and talks like CEO of a nonprofit. 535 00:34:37,149 --> 00:34:41,278 She calls her kid a slut and thinks she's a feminist. Curious! 536 00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:42,737 We all have our foibles. 537 00:34:42,904 --> 00:34:44,322 Indeed we do. 538 00:34:45,157 --> 00:34:46,158 Nonprofit food? 539 00:34:46,324 --> 00:34:47,742 A taste of contradiction! 540 00:34:47,909 --> 00:34:49,244 With utmost pleasure. 541 00:34:49,411 --> 00:34:50,662 Please do. 542 00:34:50,829 --> 00:34:53,290 May I chew before spitting it at you? 543 00:34:53,457 --> 00:34:54,374 I dare you. 544 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:55,583 Internet's exploding. 545 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,669 All over Alex's speech. 546 00:34:57,835 --> 00:34:58,920 My sons. 547 00:35:00,087 --> 00:35:02,007 They run a flourishing business. 548 00:35:02,174 --> 00:35:03,966 In what? Trashtalk, like mom? 549 00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:05,302 Fruit and veggies. 550 00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:07,679 Vegetables, mostly. 551 00:35:08,805 --> 00:35:09,806 It's Alex. 552 00:35:50,179 --> 00:35:51,931 Superb! Awesome! 553 00:35:52,181 --> 00:35:53,766 I'm Miss Great-East, 554 00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:56,769 a student at Engineering School in Lorraine. 555 00:35:56,936 --> 00:35:58,562 Looks like a quiche, too. 556 00:36:01,858 --> 00:36:03,442 Miss St. Pierre & Miquelon. 557 00:36:04,361 --> 00:36:05,653 We saw you earlier. 558 00:36:06,112 --> 00:36:07,489 My turn. Beat it. 559 00:36:12,409 --> 00:36:13,620 That's right. 560 00:36:13,786 --> 00:36:15,204 I'm Miss Corsica. 561 00:36:15,372 --> 00:36:18,582 Regional karate champ. I train 4 hours a day. 562 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:22,003 I love to win and I hate to be seen 563 00:36:22,169 --> 00:36:23,755 as a weak woman. 564 00:36:26,173 --> 00:36:28,009 A bit pushy, perhaps? 565 00:36:28,676 --> 00:36:29,886 No, just fine. 566 00:36:30,094 --> 00:36:30,762 Next! 567 00:36:34,723 --> 00:36:37,685 Look this way. Great! 568 00:36:38,644 --> 00:36:39,520 Got it, thanks. 569 00:36:40,271 --> 00:36:41,897 I'm Miss France. I... 570 00:36:42,064 --> 00:36:42,731 Sorry. 571 00:36:43,899 --> 00:36:45,150 Pretentious Parisian. 572 00:36:47,236 --> 00:36:48,946 Ile-de-France, I'm sorry... 573 00:36:49,363 --> 00:36:50,197 Care to explain? 574 00:36:57,246 --> 00:36:58,497 There wasn't my size. 575 00:36:58,664 --> 00:36:59,748 So go up one. 576 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:01,583 We stock up to size 7. 577 00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:03,794 I'm a size 8. 578 00:37:04,878 --> 00:37:05,713 Like my brother. 579 00:37:05,879 --> 00:37:06,672 Please! 580 00:37:07,965 --> 00:37:09,008 7.5, really. 581 00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:11,176 A solid base, at least. 582 00:37:12,386 --> 00:37:15,347 Charlotte, ask Jean-Paul for larger sizes. 583 00:37:15,514 --> 00:37:16,807 Alright, let's go. 584 00:37:16,974 --> 00:37:17,850 All yours. 585 00:37:19,393 --> 00:37:21,145 Alexandra, Miss Ile-de-France. 586 00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:25,149 I'm 24 years old. 587 00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:28,234 I like long walks, couscous. 588 00:37:28,527 --> 00:37:30,195 Sorry, articulate better. 589 00:37:30,361 --> 00:37:31,863 I don't understand a word. 590 00:37:33,614 --> 00:37:35,116 My name's Alexandra. 591 00:37:35,491 --> 00:37:36,952 1m80 tall. 592 00:37:37,869 --> 00:37:39,370 I'm Miss Ile-de-France. 593 00:37:40,331 --> 00:37:43,834 Don't apologize for winning. Show you want to win again. 594 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,001 Start over. 595 00:37:47,713 --> 00:37:48,589 I'm... 596 00:37:48,755 --> 00:37:49,673 Not switched on. 597 00:37:50,174 --> 00:37:51,216 C'mon, wake up. 598 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,344 Where's your light? Turn it on. 599 00:37:53,885 --> 00:37:55,261 What do you like? 600 00:37:55,429 --> 00:37:57,056 - I like long walks. - We know. 601 00:37:57,222 --> 00:37:59,099 Couscous too. What else? 602 00:38:00,266 --> 00:38:01,226 Why are you here? 603 00:38:03,228 --> 00:38:04,730 What gets you out of bed? 604 00:38:07,316 --> 00:38:09,193 - Amanda... - Just a second. 605 00:38:13,654 --> 00:38:15,907 Why do you want to win? Let me hear it. 606 00:38:16,074 --> 00:38:17,868 - To be... - Miss France, we know. 607 00:38:19,202 --> 00:38:19,911 What for? 608 00:38:20,078 --> 00:38:21,454 What are your dreams? 609 00:38:22,663 --> 00:38:23,956 Your ambitions? 610 00:38:27,628 --> 00:38:29,004 We need to move on. 611 00:38:32,298 --> 00:38:33,258 I don't know. 612 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,760 Sorry. 613 00:38:36,302 --> 00:38:37,513 Next! 614 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:45,561 Hello, I'm Miss PACA. IQ of 170, 615 00:38:45,812 --> 00:38:48,314 I speak four languages, play violin, ride, 616 00:38:48,481 --> 00:38:52,528 and run a blog devoted to humanitarian aid work. 617 00:38:52,693 --> 00:38:53,611 Look at me. 618 00:38:55,738 --> 00:38:56,447 Thanks. 619 00:39:32,358 --> 00:39:33,317 Evening. 620 00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:35,403 I'm expecting someone. 621 00:39:37,947 --> 00:39:38,906 Alex? 622 00:39:39,365 --> 00:39:40,324 Alexandra. 623 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,161 How come? 624 00:39:43,494 --> 00:39:45,454 You're looking at Miss Ile-de-France, 625 00:39:45,621 --> 00:39:47,373 contestant for Miss France 2020. 626 00:39:47,874 --> 00:39:49,542 Miss Ile-de-France? 627 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:50,751 You? 628 00:39:51,627 --> 00:39:53,629 Yes, look. 629 00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:56,090 - That's you! - Yes. 630 00:39:56,424 --> 00:39:57,341 Shit! 631 00:40:01,261 --> 00:40:03,138 - How? - I just did it. 632 00:40:03,763 --> 00:40:04,473 Insane. 633 00:40:05,933 --> 00:40:08,352 Evening, miss, what can I get you? 634 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:09,644 Champagne? 635 00:40:12,022 --> 00:40:13,148 Excellent choice. 636 00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:23,868 You want to change... 637 00:40:24,034 --> 00:40:25,244 Want to be a woman? 638 00:40:25,410 --> 00:40:27,705 No. Just connect with my femininity. 639 00:40:27,872 --> 00:40:29,373 There's no need to whisper. 640 00:40:29,539 --> 00:40:30,833 Yes, sorry. 641 00:40:32,167 --> 00:40:33,711 I feel stronger as a woman. 642 00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:35,213 You understand? 643 00:40:38,298 --> 00:40:40,175 Do you often do this? 644 00:40:42,011 --> 00:40:44,679 Not since my parents' accident. 645 00:40:49,309 --> 00:40:51,646 Don't be mad, you have my support. 646 00:40:51,811 --> 00:40:53,272 It's just, I'm kinda basic. 647 00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:55,775 I'm here because I need your help. 648 00:40:55,941 --> 00:40:57,692 Sure, my help in what? 649 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,403 Becoming Miss France. 650 00:41:01,030 --> 00:41:02,447 I'm very serious. 651 00:41:02,907 --> 00:41:05,534 Alex, I can turn you into a boxer, not a Miss. 652 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:06,911 Same difference. 653 00:41:08,078 --> 00:41:10,539 I need hard work, a champion's mindset. 654 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,792 I just made a fool of myself. 655 00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:14,751 The other girls are way ahead. 656 00:41:15,377 --> 00:41:16,545 It's a beauty pageant. 657 00:41:16,711 --> 00:41:19,048 Not just a beauty pageant, Elias. 658 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,260 Seeing you again took me back to when I was a kid. 659 00:41:25,179 --> 00:41:26,555 When I was alive. 660 00:41:29,684 --> 00:41:31,435 I need to win this pageant. 661 00:41:35,815 --> 00:41:37,440 A rose for the pretty lady? 662 00:41:38,650 --> 00:41:40,986 Good price for your wife. She's beautiful. 663 00:41:41,486 --> 00:41:42,153 Please... 664 00:41:45,907 --> 00:41:47,784 Here we are. Enjoy. 665 00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:50,912 Floyd Mayweather? Heard of him? 666 00:41:52,372 --> 00:41:55,291 A boxer. 50 fights, 50 wins. No losses. 667 00:41:56,001 --> 00:41:58,628 Before every fight, he pictured himself, 668 00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:00,630 saying, "I always find a way to win." 669 00:42:01,172 --> 00:42:03,341 Sleep on that. See you tomorrow at the gym. 670 00:42:03,508 --> 00:42:04,426 Alright. 671 00:42:05,301 --> 00:42:06,011 Thanks. 672 00:42:06,177 --> 00:42:07,679 Miss Ile-de-France! 673 00:42:08,388 --> 00:42:11,474 The physical comes after the mental. 674 00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:15,061 The fight is won before getting in the ring. 675 00:42:15,979 --> 00:42:16,855 Bob and weave. 676 00:42:17,022 --> 00:42:17,689 Bob. 677 00:42:18,481 --> 00:42:22,277 Imagine the cars are cameras and johns photographers. 678 00:42:22,444 --> 00:42:24,070 That's just great. 679 00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,239 You look, you fascinate them. 680 00:42:26,406 --> 00:42:28,575 Girls, that is what I want. 681 00:42:28,742 --> 00:42:30,326 Until a car stops, 682 00:42:30,493 --> 00:42:31,745 keep going. 683 00:42:34,998 --> 00:42:36,039 Don't get excited. 684 00:42:36,207 --> 00:42:37,083 You see? 685 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,293 Shut your eyes and visualize. 686 00:42:39,461 --> 00:42:41,504 You are this year's Miss France! 687 00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:43,715 How's it feel, the crown on your head? 688 00:42:44,466 --> 00:42:46,259 How does it feel inside? 689 00:42:46,843 --> 00:42:48,887 Good. One more cm with your legs. 690 00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,389 You want that crown or not? 691 00:42:51,848 --> 00:42:54,308 Wider. That's good, that's right. 692 00:42:59,355 --> 00:43:01,107 That's good, see? 693 00:43:01,274 --> 00:43:03,735 That's our trick for boosting the THC. 694 00:43:03,902 --> 00:43:04,486 Banging. 695 00:43:06,529 --> 00:43:07,363 Photographer. 696 00:43:08,572 --> 00:43:09,573 Pose. 697 00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:16,039 You're going to win. Nobody else. 698 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:03,168 When you get in the ring, you own it. 699 00:44:04,127 --> 00:44:07,005 The others applaud you. They look at you, envy you. 700 00:44:07,172 --> 00:44:08,257 How's it feel? 701 00:44:15,264 --> 00:44:17,808 You made your dream come true. You did it. 702 00:44:22,271 --> 00:44:23,897 How's it feel where you belong? 703 00:44:26,608 --> 00:44:28,569 How's it feel to be you? 704 00:44:33,031 --> 00:44:36,451 In France, forearms always on the table. 705 00:44:36,618 --> 00:44:37,661 Not the elbows. 706 00:44:37,828 --> 00:44:40,622 In the UK, hands under the table. 707 00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:42,749 Punctuality. Second time. 708 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:44,167 Yes, second time. 709 00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:50,090 Sure but you keep telling us a woman plays hard to get. 710 00:44:50,257 --> 00:44:53,135 Being six minutes late makes you hard to get? 711 00:44:53,802 --> 00:44:54,803 Setting the bar high. 712 00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:57,681 Show us how you drink wine. 713 00:45:02,227 --> 00:45:03,437 The wine glass. 714 00:45:05,772 --> 00:45:06,564 Left hand. 715 00:45:07,858 --> 00:45:08,941 Lower. 716 00:45:09,985 --> 00:45:11,153 No, higher. 717 00:45:11,319 --> 00:45:12,279 Not like that. 718 00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:14,281 Forget it. Brittany, show her. 719 00:45:15,948 --> 00:45:17,074 A matter of millimeters. 720 00:45:19,577 --> 00:45:20,996 You don't get what I want. 721 00:45:21,538 --> 00:45:22,580 Excellence. 722 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:28,461 In life, in art, in sport, 723 00:45:28,629 --> 00:45:31,173 excellence is always in the same place. 724 00:45:31,714 --> 00:45:33,341 In attention to detail. 725 00:45:34,176 --> 00:45:37,304 You know the distance between excellent and ordinary? 726 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:39,389 A matter of millimeters. 727 00:45:40,933 --> 00:45:41,599 Moving on. 728 00:45:42,809 --> 00:45:44,602 If the wine is a little too chilled... 729 00:45:44,770 --> 00:45:46,146 Couscous, seriously? 730 00:45:46,313 --> 00:45:47,064 Not eating? 731 00:45:47,522 --> 00:45:48,856 - Not couscous. - You love it. 732 00:45:49,024 --> 00:45:50,858 I don't charge for couscous. 733 00:45:51,026 --> 00:45:51,944 I'm shocked. 734 00:45:52,109 --> 00:45:54,028 54,000 followers on Instagram? 735 00:45:54,196 --> 00:45:55,905 Blowing up. Insane. 736 00:45:56,073 --> 00:45:58,491 The other girls will be pissed. 737 00:45:58,658 --> 00:45:59,326 Madness. 738 00:46:00,785 --> 00:46:03,996 - Darlings, I have an announcement... - Hold on. 739 00:46:04,163 --> 00:46:06,083 You'll finally tell us your age? 740 00:46:06,248 --> 00:46:08,125 That's between me and the FBI. 741 00:46:08,918 --> 00:46:09,962 I know. 742 00:46:10,127 --> 00:46:12,672 You're getting a third boob job. 743 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,173 Better than that. 744 00:46:15,675 --> 00:46:16,593 I quit the office. 745 00:46:17,927 --> 00:46:19,303 - Awesome. - Seriously? 746 00:46:19,471 --> 00:46:20,680 What will you do? 747 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,100 What I always dreamed of doing. 748 00:46:23,265 --> 00:46:24,392 Beautician. 749 00:46:26,143 --> 00:46:29,271 Next dream, healthcare, Volvo and poodle? 750 00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:30,732 Sure, why not? 751 00:46:30,898 --> 00:46:32,650 Ignore her. Do it. 752 00:46:32,817 --> 00:46:36,821 Danièle's opening a salon locally and she'll hire me. 753 00:46:36,989 --> 00:46:38,030 Dope. 754 00:46:38,197 --> 00:46:39,241 You want waxing? 755 00:46:39,407 --> 00:46:40,700 Do your bikini line. 756 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:45,121 Unisex, for him and her. Stop by anytime. 757 00:46:45,538 --> 00:46:46,580 Seriously, 758 00:46:46,747 --> 00:46:49,375 bring the other girls, and profits skyrocket. 759 00:46:49,959 --> 00:46:50,710 He's right. 760 00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:51,752 Good point. 761 00:46:51,919 --> 00:46:54,880 When do we meet them, party with the Misses? 762 00:46:55,047 --> 00:46:58,259 The idea isn't to party. Focus on the competition. 763 00:46:59,885 --> 00:47:01,679 Competition good, copulation better. 764 00:47:01,846 --> 00:47:02,805 Look at them. 765 00:47:02,972 --> 00:47:05,975 Chip 'n' Dale dream of hooking up with princesses. 766 00:47:06,142 --> 00:47:07,560 You think we can't? 767 00:47:10,104 --> 00:47:12,690 We have no time to get to know each other. 768 00:47:12,857 --> 00:47:14,525 We work so hard and... 769 00:47:15,067 --> 00:47:16,360 Amanda's on our backs. 770 00:47:16,527 --> 00:47:17,653 She's incredible. 771 00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:20,072 Is Amanda paying your rent this month? 772 00:47:21,532 --> 00:47:25,077 So I can charge interest to Her Incredibleness. 773 00:47:25,244 --> 00:47:27,580 Can't you help Alex out this month? 774 00:47:28,122 --> 00:47:30,458 The pageant, cleaning, he's struggling. 775 00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:34,295 Can't you give him this month on credit? 776 00:47:35,588 --> 00:47:36,881 What was that last word? 777 00:47:37,214 --> 00:47:38,007 Credit. 778 00:47:38,174 --> 00:47:40,134 Own your choices, good or bad. 779 00:47:40,676 --> 00:47:41,802 Such as? 780 00:47:42,261 --> 00:47:43,679 Such as... 781 00:47:44,555 --> 00:47:48,975 Serving up your self-esteem to people who won't understand you, maybe. 782 00:47:50,727 --> 00:47:52,021 I hoped you'd be proud. 783 00:47:52,188 --> 00:47:54,190 I am proud of you. 784 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,902 But as you are, not that woman's show poodle. 785 00:47:58,778 --> 00:47:59,570 Fuck it. 786 00:47:59,736 --> 00:48:00,696 Here. 787 00:48:06,827 --> 00:48:09,538 What did poodles do to her today? 788 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:15,501 And don't forget to be in bed by 11. 789 00:48:15,669 --> 00:48:17,797 To be in shape for the trip tomorrow. 790 00:48:18,379 --> 00:48:19,673 Stop eating. 791 00:48:21,050 --> 00:48:23,052 We just got the pictures through. 792 00:48:26,554 --> 00:48:27,889 All with parted lips? 793 00:48:28,056 --> 00:48:30,601 It's fish gape. Replaced duck face. 794 00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:32,185 That's an improvement? 795 00:48:32,353 --> 00:48:35,063 Fish gape makes the face look slimmer. 796 00:48:35,231 --> 00:48:36,147 Really? 797 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:38,691 - Do it again. - Like this. 798 00:48:41,653 --> 00:48:43,071 Now do the photos again. 799 00:48:43,739 --> 00:48:45,031 Mouth shut. 800 00:49:05,426 --> 00:49:07,263 Why not eat with the others? 801 00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,181 They don't get enough likes? 802 00:49:11,432 --> 00:49:14,477 No, it's them. I try to... 803 00:49:14,645 --> 00:49:19,482 How will you charm 60 million voters if you can't get 15 to like you? 804 00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:24,237 Don't try to blend in. 805 00:49:24,404 --> 00:49:27,282 Don't be a victim of social codes. 806 00:49:29,325 --> 00:49:30,827 Learn to play with them. 807 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:35,415 If you want to be a finalist, it's up to you. 808 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:05,320 I brought my sleep mask and earplugs. 809 00:50:05,486 --> 00:50:09,574 And a blanket. Airline blankets are never warm enough. 810 00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:10,991 Morning, ladies! 811 00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:13,328 Everybody feeling good? 812 00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:15,705 Ready to hit the road? 813 00:50:16,831 --> 00:50:20,250 Give a warm welcome to three Miss France judges, 814 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:22,962 who'll help select the six finalists. 815 00:50:23,128 --> 00:50:24,547 A big round of applause. 816 00:50:24,964 --> 00:50:26,466 From me, too. 817 00:50:28,051 --> 00:50:29,760 Let me remind you, 818 00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:32,262 throughout the stay you'll be judged on... 819 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:34,514 Elegance, assiduity, 820 00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:37,392 and, very importantly, team spirit. 821 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:43,358 Sorry, I forgot to mention, this year, we'll have special input 822 00:50:43,523 --> 00:50:46,819 from Bertrand, our new head of digital marketing, 823 00:50:46,986 --> 00:50:49,113 who will enlighten us on our... 824 00:50:49,529 --> 00:50:51,074 brand what was it? 825 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,407 Our brand image. 826 00:50:53,158 --> 00:50:53,909 Thank you. 827 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:55,285 Remember, 828 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:59,956 this year, our trip promises to go down in the pageant's history. 829 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,543 So where are we going? 830 00:51:03,710 --> 00:51:06,046 - I get sick on buses... - St. Pierre. 831 00:51:06,213 --> 00:51:07,131 Please. 832 00:51:07,714 --> 00:51:08,673 If I may, 833 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,300 as announced previously, 834 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:12,011 this year is special. 835 00:51:12,177 --> 00:51:15,390 For the first time, we're going to save 836 00:51:16,932 --> 00:51:20,185 the wild beaches that are immense 837 00:51:20,727 --> 00:51:21,937 and unique, 838 00:51:22,897 --> 00:51:24,524 on the North shores. 839 00:51:26,191 --> 00:51:27,402 The North shores? 840 00:51:27,734 --> 00:51:28,944 Sorry, by North, 841 00:51:29,111 --> 00:51:30,905 you mean northern hemisphere? 842 00:51:31,071 --> 00:51:32,407 I mean the North shores. 843 00:51:32,782 --> 00:51:34,741 Facing the North Sea. 844 00:51:34,950 --> 00:51:36,326 We're going to Belgium. 845 00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:39,996 Is she for real? 846 00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:42,124 - PACA? - Yes? 847 00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:44,209 - A comment? - Not at all. 848 00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:46,878 But Ile-de-France was just saying... 849 00:51:47,046 --> 00:51:47,963 Right? 850 00:51:48,130 --> 00:51:52,050 You'd prefer somewhere less cheap, but I love it, it's great. 851 00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:55,220 In that case, you and Ile-de-France can be roommates. 852 00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:56,721 Lucky you! 853 00:51:56,888 --> 00:51:57,681 Let's go! 854 00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:00,225 All aboard the bus! 855 00:52:35,594 --> 00:52:37,929 Girls, don't keep us waiting! 856 00:52:38,096 --> 00:52:41,224 Smiles and scarves on, and get down here. 857 00:52:41,808 --> 00:52:43,310 Hurry up now! 858 00:53:22,306 --> 00:53:26,144 Shitty, fucking year. Just my luck! 859 00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:28,562 From palm trees to gulag. 860 00:53:30,106 --> 00:53:30,982 I'm freezing. 861 00:53:31,149 --> 00:53:32,025 I'm starving. 862 00:53:32,191 --> 00:53:33,233 Set an example. 863 00:53:33,401 --> 00:53:35,110 Don't forget why we're here. 864 00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:36,695 For a great cause. 865 00:53:36,946 --> 00:53:38,322 Yes, Amanda! 866 00:53:38,697 --> 00:53:39,615 For sure. 867 00:53:42,661 --> 00:53:44,495 Beautiful coat you have. 868 00:53:44,663 --> 00:53:46,372 Watch out for the seagulls. 869 00:53:48,917 --> 00:53:51,251 Come on, let's get some shots. 870 00:53:54,588 --> 00:53:57,216 Here, with the jeep in the background. 871 00:53:58,384 --> 00:53:59,843 There we go, let's see. 872 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:01,845 Ile-de-France, smile. 873 00:54:03,222 --> 00:54:05,934 Smile! Strike a pose that's kind of... 874 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:07,310 Kind of what? 875 00:54:08,727 --> 00:54:09,979 Smile, at least. 876 00:54:13,649 --> 00:54:14,650 Let's go. 877 00:54:30,165 --> 00:54:33,002 You too? Your boobs firm up by the sea? 878 00:54:34,712 --> 00:54:35,713 Every time! 879 00:54:36,213 --> 00:54:37,131 Same here. 880 00:54:45,222 --> 00:54:46,306 What's that? 881 00:54:47,975 --> 00:54:49,560 Great, good start. 882 00:54:57,401 --> 00:54:59,111 What the hell's she doing? 883 00:55:03,991 --> 00:55:06,076 Can you stop all that noise? 884 00:55:06,452 --> 00:55:08,871 - Wake-up's in six hours! - Just a minute! 885 00:55:10,706 --> 00:55:11,707 I'll get her. 886 00:55:38,316 --> 00:55:39,401 A junkie! 887 00:55:45,573 --> 00:55:47,618 Great, girls, eyes on me. 888 00:55:49,995 --> 00:55:52,580 Smile. We're here for a good cause. 889 00:55:54,332 --> 00:55:55,583 Saving the planet. 890 00:55:55,751 --> 00:55:56,502 Great. 891 00:56:06,553 --> 00:56:07,554 A catastrophe. 892 00:56:07,887 --> 00:56:10,014 Catastrophe in what sense? 893 00:56:10,182 --> 00:56:12,391 A catastrophe. We'll lose everyone. 894 00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:15,978 Buyers, millennials, seniors. All gone. 895 00:56:16,145 --> 00:56:18,856 - She's a pain in the ass! - Gotta go. 896 00:56:20,733 --> 00:56:22,902 I'm not at all a snitch. 897 00:56:23,570 --> 00:56:25,112 But you should know... 898 00:56:26,155 --> 00:56:27,406 Ile-de-France is on drugs. 899 00:56:29,492 --> 00:56:30,368 Great! 900 00:56:31,118 --> 00:56:31,954 Look at me. 901 00:56:32,745 --> 00:56:34,497 Follow me with your eyes. 902 00:56:35,748 --> 00:56:38,292 Either crack or heroin. Poor girl. 903 00:56:40,795 --> 00:56:41,796 Thanks, PACA. 904 00:56:42,004 --> 00:56:42,589 You're welcome. 905 00:56:42,755 --> 00:56:44,091 Alright down there? 906 00:56:44,257 --> 00:56:46,050 We're making lots of energy 907 00:56:46,218 --> 00:56:48,553 for thousands of homes. Isn't it wonderful? 908 00:56:49,011 --> 00:56:49,804 The future! 909 00:56:50,388 --> 00:56:51,348 It stinks. 910 00:56:51,514 --> 00:56:54,433 Put your masks on and get your hands dirty. 911 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,643 Gonna puke. 912 00:58:34,784 --> 00:58:36,327 Amanda, this is Paul. 913 00:58:36,618 --> 00:58:39,746 We left you several messages but no answer. 914 00:58:40,413 --> 00:58:44,417 We need to retrieve your phone and files as soon as possible. 915 00:58:45,168 --> 00:58:47,545 The committee wants to see you immediately. 916 00:58:47,713 --> 00:58:49,840 I tried warning you but this... 917 00:58:50,006 --> 00:58:51,842 It's out of my hands, I said... 918 00:59:39,639 --> 00:59:40,557 Pick up. 919 00:59:40,724 --> 00:59:41,725 It's Alex. 920 00:59:44,561 --> 00:59:45,937 How are you? 921 00:59:46,563 --> 00:59:48,481 - You're fitting in? - Making friends? 922 00:59:59,576 --> 01:00:01,995 They're hot in their swimsuits? 923 01:00:02,162 --> 01:00:04,330 Don't forget to keep one back for me. 924 01:00:04,748 --> 01:00:05,665 Ignore him. 925 01:00:05,915 --> 01:00:08,710 Don't listen, he has a one-track mind. 926 01:00:09,836 --> 01:00:10,545 I miss you. 927 01:00:10,712 --> 01:00:11,838 We miss you too! 928 01:00:12,005 --> 01:00:13,423 Miss you like mad. 929 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,383 Chin up, darling! 930 01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:17,802 Look, I gotta go. 931 01:00:18,678 --> 01:00:19,929 Miss you, love ya! 932 01:00:20,096 --> 01:00:21,722 - Love ya! - Take care! 933 01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:23,474 I love you guys, bye. 934 01:00:28,228 --> 01:00:29,480 Seemed weird, right? 935 01:00:29,647 --> 01:00:31,982 Yeah, like it's not going great. 936 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:33,276 Not at all. 937 01:00:44,287 --> 01:00:45,079 Evening. 938 01:00:47,415 --> 01:00:48,833 Amanda, I can't do it. 939 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,101 The girls don't like me. 940 01:01:09,645 --> 01:01:10,771 I can't fit in. 941 01:01:14,316 --> 01:01:16,736 I think I made a mistake. 942 01:01:25,827 --> 01:01:28,038 They'd love it if we give up. 943 01:01:32,126 --> 01:01:33,210 Go to bed now. 944 01:01:49,769 --> 01:01:51,521 - See you tomorrow. - Thanks. 945 01:02:15,627 --> 01:02:16,712 Everybody up! 946 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:17,754 Inspection! 947 01:02:18,213 --> 01:02:20,340 Open your bags for me to search. 948 01:02:20,924 --> 01:02:21,883 I'm waiting! 949 01:02:23,719 --> 01:02:25,429 I lied, she's not on drugs. 950 01:02:25,596 --> 01:02:26,305 What? 951 01:02:26,471 --> 01:02:27,764 PACA, she can't hurt you. 952 01:02:28,974 --> 01:02:30,142 Open that case. 953 01:02:32,519 --> 01:02:33,520 There's no key. 954 01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:35,022 Forget it, really. 955 01:02:35,188 --> 01:02:36,898 As I said, I just... 956 01:02:37,065 --> 01:02:39,693 I thought she stole my mascara. I imagined stuff. 957 01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:42,654 When I don't sleep 8 hours, I... 958 01:02:42,821 --> 01:02:43,905 It's all good. 959 01:02:44,072 --> 01:02:45,115 Sure, PACA. 960 01:02:45,282 --> 01:02:46,325 Open the case. 961 01:02:46,491 --> 01:02:47,409 Right now! 962 01:02:47,576 --> 01:02:48,702 You have no right. 963 01:02:49,703 --> 01:02:51,538 - I'm looking for drugs. - Drugs? 964 01:02:51,705 --> 01:02:52,956 You told me... 965 01:02:53,123 --> 01:02:54,248 What is this? 966 01:02:54,416 --> 01:02:55,542 I said nothing. 967 01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,919 You're on it too. I'll call the cops. 968 01:02:58,211 --> 01:02:59,378 Sure, do it. 969 01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:02,674 We'll be delighted to explain how a man 970 01:03:02,841 --> 01:03:06,428 burst into the room of two defenseless women at 5 am, 971 01:03:06,595 --> 01:03:08,305 abusing his power 972 01:03:08,472 --> 01:03:10,682 to violate their privacy without consent. 973 01:03:11,183 --> 01:03:12,016 You're cracked. 974 01:03:12,184 --> 01:03:13,602 What's going on here? 975 01:03:14,436 --> 01:03:15,479 Why are you here? 976 01:03:15,729 --> 01:03:17,981 This room's a shooting-up space. 977 01:03:18,147 --> 01:03:18,857 What? 978 01:03:19,023 --> 01:03:20,692 - Ile-de-France is a druggie. - No! 979 01:03:22,276 --> 01:03:23,487 I lied. 980 01:03:24,028 --> 01:03:25,072 It's my fault. 981 01:03:25,489 --> 01:03:27,741 I slandered Alexandra. She's blameless. 982 01:03:28,783 --> 01:03:29,701 Don't, PACA. 983 01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:31,410 It's over. 984 01:03:31,703 --> 01:03:33,037 Amanda, I lied. 985 01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:35,289 From the start. 986 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:37,416 I'm the liar. 987 01:03:37,876 --> 01:03:38,710 No, I'm... 988 01:03:38,877 --> 01:03:40,504 I said, I'm the liar. 989 01:03:42,005 --> 01:03:43,382 This is loony tunes. 990 01:03:43,757 --> 01:03:44,673 Blame me. 991 01:03:45,258 --> 01:03:46,134 It's on me. 992 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,302 - Madness. - No, team spirit. 993 01:03:48,844 --> 01:03:50,846 I'm glad to see it at last. 994 01:03:51,555 --> 01:03:54,225 Let's forget your nocturnal serenade 995 01:03:54,393 --> 01:03:56,477 and let these girls get some rest. 996 01:03:59,188 --> 01:04:00,689 Bertrand, thank you. 997 01:04:07,781 --> 01:04:09,698 Sleep. Alarm call in one hour. 998 01:04:26,715 --> 01:04:28,552 You were ready to give up? 999 01:04:34,056 --> 01:04:35,349 Nobody suspects. 1000 01:04:38,727 --> 01:04:39,728 You know? 1001 01:04:44,358 --> 01:04:45,609 Hang in there. 1002 01:04:46,277 --> 01:04:47,570 Make that final. 1003 01:04:50,448 --> 01:04:51,824 Against me, obviously. 1004 01:05:28,194 --> 01:05:29,612 The last one was good. 1005 01:05:31,864 --> 01:05:35,408 #couscousglam #dontworrybehappy. My community will love it. 1006 01:05:36,494 --> 01:05:38,078 Only vegetables, please. 1007 01:05:38,704 --> 01:05:40,956 Insane! 1,000 views in 10 seconds. 1008 01:05:41,123 --> 01:05:41,832 Let's see. 1009 01:05:41,999 --> 01:05:42,708 Dammit. 1010 01:05:44,084 --> 01:05:45,753 You'll blow 'em away. 1011 01:05:46,253 --> 01:05:47,838 Miss Corsica's adorable. 1012 01:05:48,421 --> 01:05:50,341 Looks mean, but so sweet. 1013 01:05:50,508 --> 01:05:51,549 With that mug? 1014 01:05:51,717 --> 01:05:53,676 She had more followers than me. 1015 01:05:53,844 --> 01:05:56,804 When Caroline de Maigret reposted me, I jumped ahead. 1016 01:05:56,972 --> 01:05:58,349 Maigret reposted you? 1017 01:05:58,516 --> 01:05:59,517 Shit! 1018 01:06:00,726 --> 01:06:01,935 Is she smoking? 1019 01:06:02,936 --> 01:06:04,187 Sorry, darlings, sorry. 1020 01:06:04,897 --> 01:06:06,814 A Colombian broke the truce 1021 01:06:06,982 --> 01:06:08,651 over some issue with a wig. 1022 01:06:08,816 --> 01:06:11,737 Worse than Escobar. Carnage at the office. 1023 01:06:12,488 --> 01:06:14,740 Darling, I missed you! 1024 01:06:15,783 --> 01:06:17,992 I don't get it, the office? 1025 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,202 You've lost weight. 1026 01:06:19,369 --> 01:06:22,247 What about your beauty salon dreams? 1027 01:06:22,747 --> 01:06:26,125 Waxing desperate housewives all day is no dream. 1028 01:06:27,252 --> 01:06:29,254 And Danièle was always on my case. 1029 01:06:29,421 --> 01:06:30,798 Lola, be polite. 1030 01:06:30,964 --> 01:06:32,090 Lola, your skirt. 1031 01:06:32,257 --> 01:06:33,716 Lola, your chewing gum. 1032 01:06:35,093 --> 01:06:37,680 When power is concentrated in one person's hands, 1033 01:06:37,845 --> 01:06:39,472 it's a dictatorship. 1034 01:06:40,139 --> 01:06:42,517 I resisted. I slapped my bag in her face. 1035 01:06:42,685 --> 01:06:44,061 And I walked out. 1036 01:06:44,978 --> 01:06:46,729 Now I'm my own boss. 1037 01:06:46,896 --> 01:06:49,148 Better all round. Right, boys? 1038 01:06:49,316 --> 01:06:50,108 I told you. 1039 01:06:50,275 --> 01:06:51,819 - She was like... - Grouchy. 1040 01:06:51,985 --> 01:06:55,154 - You want my bag in your face? - What did I say? 1041 01:06:56,323 --> 01:06:57,865 Tomorrow, they're filming me. 1042 01:06:58,032 --> 01:06:59,451 For the primetime slot. 1043 01:06:59,617 --> 01:07:00,535 Banging. 1044 01:07:01,078 --> 01:07:03,413 They want to talk to my family. 1045 01:07:03,581 --> 01:07:04,247 Family? 1046 01:07:04,414 --> 01:07:05,456 You guys. 1047 01:07:07,917 --> 01:07:08,835 Seriously? 1048 01:07:09,002 --> 01:07:10,044 Just a couple hours. 1049 01:07:10,211 --> 01:07:13,673 Don't worry, the place just needs a quick clean. 1050 01:07:14,882 --> 01:07:16,467 You think it's dirty now? 1051 01:07:16,634 --> 01:07:17,302 Got it. 1052 01:07:18,761 --> 01:07:19,679 My outfit. 1053 01:07:19,846 --> 01:07:21,848 Bye bye, Caitlin Jenner. 1054 01:07:22,432 --> 01:07:25,852 Welcome Lola, Empress of East Paris. 1055 01:07:26,894 --> 01:07:28,062 Empress of the East! 1056 01:07:29,439 --> 01:07:31,441 Lola, I didn't mention you. 1057 01:07:32,734 --> 01:07:33,693 What? 1058 01:07:34,277 --> 01:07:35,903 You understand, it's... 1059 01:07:36,070 --> 01:07:38,239 Mainstream audiences won't like it. 1060 01:07:40,742 --> 01:07:42,785 - Main what? - Mainstream. 1061 01:07:43,077 --> 01:07:44,370 It's for TV. 1062 01:07:45,204 --> 01:07:47,123 Alright, ratings? 1063 01:07:53,963 --> 01:07:55,423 I'm not very hungry. 1064 01:07:56,049 --> 01:07:56,966 I understand. 1065 01:07:57,675 --> 01:07:59,344 Can I get her meatballs? 1066 01:08:01,721 --> 01:08:02,722 Know what? 1067 01:08:02,889 --> 01:08:05,807 Count me out of the song-and-dance for the cameras. 1068 01:08:06,433 --> 01:08:07,184 Action. 1069 01:08:07,559 --> 01:08:10,521 Mom's my best friend, my confidante. 1070 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,688 Our sister? 1071 01:08:12,774 --> 01:08:14,816 - We go back a long way. - Mad. 1072 01:08:14,984 --> 01:08:16,110 Very girl. 1073 01:08:17,153 --> 01:08:18,029 Prettiest ever. 1074 01:08:19,489 --> 01:08:20,572 Pretty girl. 1075 01:08:20,740 --> 01:08:21,948 Miss France, for sure. 1076 01:08:24,369 --> 01:08:25,244 It's on you. 1077 01:08:26,037 --> 01:08:27,079 She understands me. 1078 01:08:27,872 --> 01:08:30,041 Better than all my boyfriends. 1079 01:08:30,792 --> 01:08:32,043 Actually... 1080 01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:34,629 What's the line? 1081 01:08:35,462 --> 01:08:37,464 "No man truly understands women." 1082 01:08:40,259 --> 01:08:42,303 Who wrote this claptrap? 1083 01:08:42,469 --> 01:08:43,595 I did. 1084 01:08:44,846 --> 01:08:45,681 It's relatable. 1085 01:08:45,847 --> 01:08:47,141 You can't say that. 1086 01:08:47,308 --> 01:08:48,350 Ma'am, we're pros. 1087 01:08:48,517 --> 01:08:49,351 Zip it, buster! 1088 01:08:49,518 --> 01:08:50,977 Don't say that. 1089 01:08:51,603 --> 01:08:53,940 Can we move on? I have 15 more to do. 1090 01:08:57,734 --> 01:09:00,153 We don't have all day, let's move it. 1091 01:09:00,321 --> 01:09:02,489 No man knows what a woman's thinking. 1092 01:09:05,451 --> 01:09:06,618 Alright. 1093 01:09:08,495 --> 01:09:09,412 Am I wrong? 1094 01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:12,083 Sorry I'm late, darlings. 1095 01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:15,877 I was finishing off a regular, who couldn't come. 1096 01:09:16,712 --> 01:09:18,797 Sorry, I wasn't invited? 1097 01:09:21,633 --> 01:09:22,969 My name's Lola. 1098 01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:25,887 I'm a hooker. In the woods. 1099 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:28,265 What is this family? 1100 01:09:29,432 --> 01:09:31,352 When I met Alex, she was a grub. 1101 01:09:31,643 --> 01:09:33,186 No life skills. 1102 01:09:34,730 --> 01:09:36,107 But such grace. 1103 01:09:37,732 --> 01:09:39,693 I was the first to believe in her. 1104 01:09:40,527 --> 01:09:41,987 And she never judged me. 1105 01:09:42,487 --> 01:09:43,238 Never. 1106 01:09:43,947 --> 01:09:46,867 The girl who won't turn her back on you. 1107 01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:51,079 People change. 1108 01:09:52,038 --> 01:09:54,541 You're disappointed, so you drink to forget. 1109 01:09:56,168 --> 01:09:59,254 I like old-school values. Friendship, for example. 1110 01:10:01,047 --> 01:10:02,632 Another cliché fantasy. 1111 01:10:04,092 --> 01:10:05,635 I must be over the hill. 1112 01:10:07,679 --> 01:10:08,763 Alright, cut. 1113 01:10:18,773 --> 01:10:21,610 Getting tuxed up for that. Never again. 1114 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,196 I'll tell her to take me out. 1115 01:10:24,362 --> 01:10:26,948 Alex has gone south. She's gone. 1116 01:10:27,115 --> 01:10:28,825 What's wrong with her? 1117 01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:30,785 Those guys are pros? 1118 01:10:35,290 --> 01:10:36,041 You've changed. 1119 01:10:39,544 --> 01:10:40,670 I've changed? 1120 01:10:43,924 --> 01:10:46,091 You preferred me the way I was? 1121 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,719 At least you were normal then. 1122 01:10:50,639 --> 01:10:51,681 Normal? 1123 01:10:53,183 --> 01:10:56,019 So normal that people stared at me, insulted me. 1124 01:10:56,186 --> 01:10:58,146 I was unhappy. That's normal? 1125 01:11:01,566 --> 01:11:03,443 I have a chance to break out. 1126 01:11:05,403 --> 01:11:08,073 You want me to rot here with you, in fact. 1127 01:11:09,824 --> 01:11:11,742 A social outcast for life. 1128 01:11:13,078 --> 01:11:14,454 Not for me, thanks. 1129 01:11:14,829 --> 01:11:16,497 I don't want that life. 1130 01:11:36,183 --> 01:11:37,852 St. Pierre, please. 1131 01:11:38,435 --> 01:11:39,812 Not now, the hands. 1132 01:11:39,980 --> 01:11:42,357 - Sorry I'm late. - Too late! 3rd time. 1133 01:11:42,523 --> 01:11:43,941 Your tough luck. 1134 01:11:44,109 --> 01:11:45,526 Come back next time. 1135 01:11:46,611 --> 01:11:47,653 Pardon me? 1136 01:11:49,114 --> 01:11:50,531 Give us a second, please. 1137 01:12:01,376 --> 01:12:02,543 What's going on? 1138 01:12:04,004 --> 01:12:05,212 It's my family. 1139 01:12:06,046 --> 01:12:08,215 They're mad at me for making it. 1140 01:12:08,674 --> 01:12:09,758 I don't get it. 1141 01:12:10,426 --> 01:12:12,511 They say I've changed, but no. 1142 01:12:14,304 --> 01:12:15,723 I'm just flying. 1143 01:12:16,724 --> 01:12:19,560 Lots of followers. I get on with the girls. 1144 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:21,145 People stop me for selfies. 1145 01:12:21,687 --> 01:12:23,647 Listen to you. Followers, flying... 1146 01:12:23,814 --> 01:12:25,149 No, you're not flying. 1147 01:12:25,315 --> 01:12:26,442 We'd know. 1148 01:12:27,317 --> 01:12:30,279 I wonder why I ever believed in you. 1149 01:12:31,572 --> 01:12:33,532 You don't decide. The public does. 1150 01:12:35,909 --> 01:12:37,453 You wanted to be someone? 1151 01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:40,539 You're becoming a no one. 1152 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:27,336 This is Daddy. 1153 01:13:42,226 --> 01:13:43,142 Is that you? 1154 01:13:45,104 --> 01:13:46,438 What's with chick garb? 1155 01:13:50,024 --> 01:13:51,485 Hey, you look good. 1156 01:13:52,694 --> 01:13:53,569 I appreciate it. 1157 01:13:54,570 --> 01:13:55,822 You don't feel good? 1158 01:13:55,989 --> 01:13:56,906 Fine, thanks. 1159 01:13:57,073 --> 01:13:57,991 You're sure? 1160 01:14:02,371 --> 01:14:04,080 - What are you doing? - Take it easy. 1161 01:14:08,752 --> 01:14:09,460 Don't. 1162 01:14:09,628 --> 01:14:12,588 You can't refuse a consoling kiss. 1163 01:14:13,339 --> 01:14:14,340 Don't be shy. 1164 01:14:15,134 --> 01:14:15,842 Let me. 1165 01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:17,552 Stop, please! 1166 01:14:18,262 --> 01:14:18,970 Stop. 1167 01:14:19,138 --> 01:14:20,639 Stop what? What's going on? 1168 01:14:23,267 --> 01:14:25,059 Look at what you're wearing. 1169 01:14:27,979 --> 01:14:29,230 Look at you. 1170 01:14:29,730 --> 01:14:31,275 You're sick, right? 1171 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:32,733 Go get help. 1172 01:14:47,748 --> 01:14:50,001 What will we do with you? 1173 01:14:51,544 --> 01:14:53,838 You won't even toe the line 1174 01:14:55,298 --> 01:14:59,010 Looking like your dad, your hair swept back 1175 01:14:59,218 --> 01:15:03,639 You're nothing, nothing, nothing like a woman 1176 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,310 Like a woman 1177 01:15:10,438 --> 01:15:12,773 What about your breasts? 1178 01:15:14,108 --> 01:15:16,193 The feline arch of your back? 1179 01:15:17,778 --> 01:15:21,407 Part wet nurse, part streetwalker 1180 01:15:21,574 --> 01:15:26,245 Behave, behave, behave like a woman 1181 01:15:28,581 --> 01:15:30,041 Like a woman 1182 01:15:36,714 --> 01:15:39,758 I don't have what it takes 1183 01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:43,054 I can't carry off 1184 01:15:44,137 --> 01:15:47,766 being a woman of my times 1185 01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:52,270 These really are curious times 1186 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,909 Where the heck are you going? 1187 01:16:48,326 --> 01:16:50,370 To walk the streets. It's my fate. 1188 01:16:53,331 --> 01:16:54,708 You know your rates? 1189 01:17:03,091 --> 01:17:04,384 You're worth 100. 1190 01:17:06,886 --> 01:17:07,805 Newbie. 1191 01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:09,848 Learn to fight back. 1192 01:17:11,809 --> 01:17:12,976 But you're young. 1193 01:17:13,811 --> 01:17:16,438 And with your male organ, you'll be fine. 1194 01:17:17,772 --> 01:17:20,525 Nothing ethnic marks you down. 1195 01:17:21,109 --> 01:17:22,485 Let's say 80. 1196 01:17:24,738 --> 01:17:27,240 Smooth skin. 90. 1197 01:17:28,074 --> 01:17:29,284 But watch out... 1198 01:17:30,410 --> 01:17:31,953 Every five years, 20% off. 1199 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:33,872 Yup, your value declines. 1200 01:17:35,457 --> 01:17:37,041 Make sure you save. 1201 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:40,295 I never did. 1202 01:17:42,714 --> 01:17:44,799 See? I'm still here. 1203 01:17:48,762 --> 01:17:50,638 I started out at 80. 1204 01:17:53,141 --> 01:17:54,684 Now I can get 13. 1205 01:17:57,437 --> 01:17:58,563 Still up for it? 1206 01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:05,862 Go home. 1207 01:18:06,988 --> 01:18:07,989 Sorry. 1208 01:18:13,077 --> 01:18:13,870 Come on. 1209 01:18:49,405 --> 01:18:50,406 Give that back! 1210 01:18:53,243 --> 01:18:54,160 Butt out! 1211 01:18:54,326 --> 01:18:55,662 You're still here? 1212 01:18:56,828 --> 01:18:58,373 Move your ass. Go see Barbie! 1213 01:18:58,540 --> 01:18:59,957 I'm nothing special. 1214 01:19:00,123 --> 01:19:01,500 You are special. 1215 01:19:01,668 --> 01:19:03,710 Amanda said I'm hollow, futile. 1216 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:04,586 Look at me. 1217 01:19:04,796 --> 01:19:05,504 Leave me alone. 1218 01:19:05,672 --> 01:19:08,715 I know why you did it. I know why you'll go. 1219 01:19:08,882 --> 01:19:10,759 I know why you'll go! 1220 01:19:14,513 --> 01:19:15,389 Open up. 1221 01:19:17,266 --> 01:19:18,935 Alex, I'm sorry. 1222 01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:24,773 You are special. 1223 01:19:25,649 --> 01:19:26,483 Stop that. 1224 01:19:27,776 --> 01:19:28,902 You're lying. 1225 01:19:31,072 --> 01:19:31,989 Lying like them. 1226 01:19:34,408 --> 01:19:36,828 My parents always told me that, as a kid. 1227 01:19:39,455 --> 01:19:42,083 There weren't boy's dreams and girl's dreams. 1228 01:19:44,251 --> 01:19:46,795 I could do anything, accomplish anything. 1229 01:19:49,673 --> 01:19:51,341 They were bullshitting me. 1230 01:19:56,722 --> 01:19:59,850 I'm not a man. I'm not a woman. 1231 01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:04,062 And that, you know, is... 1232 01:20:05,272 --> 01:20:06,940 That's for real. 1233 01:20:10,527 --> 01:20:12,487 No one will fall in love with me. 1234 01:20:19,328 --> 01:20:21,872 I don't want to end up alone like you. 1235 01:20:31,923 --> 01:20:33,967 35 years ago, I... 1236 01:20:36,219 --> 01:20:38,055 I dropped everything for a man. 1237 01:20:40,682 --> 01:20:43,018 I turned my back on my family. 1238 01:20:44,853 --> 01:20:46,271 My job. 1239 01:20:47,606 --> 01:20:49,149 Money... 1240 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:51,567 Friends... 1241 01:20:54,988 --> 01:20:56,490 My goals as a woman. 1242 01:21:01,536 --> 01:21:03,204 I'd have died for him. 1243 01:21:04,289 --> 01:21:06,375 And one day, he left me. 1244 01:21:10,295 --> 01:21:12,047 I never got over it. 1245 01:21:14,549 --> 01:21:18,136 I never let anyone near me again. I thought... 1246 01:21:18,512 --> 01:21:21,390 I thought I deserved the rejection. 1247 01:21:24,017 --> 01:21:26,186 You're making the same mistake as me. 1248 01:21:39,990 --> 01:21:42,034 Never let anyone else 1249 01:21:43,369 --> 01:21:45,121 determine your value. 1250 01:21:45,956 --> 01:21:47,833 Time goes by so fast. 1251 01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:50,836 So move your ass, get dressed 1252 01:21:51,001 --> 01:21:52,002 and get down there! 1253 01:21:52,169 --> 01:21:53,671 That's all I have to say. 1254 01:22:13,441 --> 01:22:16,318 - I tried to revive her. - She had seizures before? 1255 01:22:16,486 --> 01:22:17,945 Don't know. What's wrong? 1256 01:22:18,113 --> 01:22:20,698 Bring to ER her ID and healthcare card, 1257 01:22:20,865 --> 01:22:22,450 and recent test results. 1258 01:22:22,616 --> 01:22:23,784 I'm on it. 1259 01:22:25,077 --> 01:22:26,036 Where are you going? 1260 01:22:26,203 --> 01:22:27,329 She's my mother. 1261 01:22:27,496 --> 01:22:29,540 - Where are they taking her? - Who knows? 1262 01:22:41,635 --> 01:22:43,345 I'll go get her documents. 1263 01:23:12,917 --> 01:23:13,751 Thanks, girls. 1264 01:23:13,918 --> 01:23:15,669 Finalists' choreography now. 1265 01:23:15,835 --> 01:23:18,923 Contestants 9-13 on set. Everyone else, new outfits. 1266 01:23:19,131 --> 01:23:21,175 Pays-de-Loire, nipple pasties, please. 1267 01:23:21,884 --> 01:23:23,552 Anyone seen Ile-de-France? 1268 01:23:25,930 --> 01:23:27,556 Yes, getting her hair done. 1269 01:23:27,806 --> 01:23:28,723 Thanks. 1270 01:23:29,224 --> 01:23:30,725 Kevin, next up. 1271 01:23:30,893 --> 01:23:31,976 Réunion! 1272 01:23:32,144 --> 01:23:33,102 More elegant. 1273 01:24:18,898 --> 01:24:21,192 I found this on her desk. 1274 01:24:39,210 --> 01:24:42,131 When she wakes up, she won't want to see you here. 1275 01:24:48,845 --> 01:24:49,888 Go. 1276 01:24:50,555 --> 01:24:51,472 Hurry. 1277 01:24:59,772 --> 01:25:00,815 No time! 1278 01:25:03,318 --> 01:25:05,028 Ile-de-France is missing. 1279 01:25:05,194 --> 01:25:06,321 You really saw her? 1280 01:25:06,529 --> 01:25:07,822 We go live in 3 hours. 1281 01:25:07,989 --> 01:25:09,032 I know. 1282 01:25:12,327 --> 01:25:13,369 Call the understudy. 1283 01:25:19,834 --> 01:25:20,835 Let's go! 1284 01:25:23,296 --> 01:25:24,380 I'm going live! 1285 01:25:54,327 --> 01:25:55,661 Here I am! 1286 01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:03,669 I came as fast as I could. 1287 01:26:03,836 --> 01:26:06,214 The cabbie stuck to the speed limits! 1288 01:26:06,379 --> 01:26:08,049 No shower, just lavender. 1289 01:26:13,887 --> 01:26:15,306 I waxed in the cab. 1290 01:26:15,473 --> 01:26:18,141 Maybe went a bit hard, got a rash, but I'm pumped. 1291 01:26:20,186 --> 01:26:21,479 - Thanks. - No problem. 1292 01:26:21,895 --> 01:26:23,189 We'll call tomorrow. 1293 01:26:26,692 --> 01:26:29,277 We'll discuss this later. Go get changed. 1294 01:26:31,447 --> 01:26:32,531 Run! 1295 01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,284 - Amanda, what time tomorrow? - 30 minutes! 1296 01:26:37,245 --> 01:26:38,578 30 minutes? Tomorrow? 1297 01:26:49,714 --> 01:26:51,800 30 seconds to primetime live. 1298 01:27:12,237 --> 01:27:14,239 Twitter's tweeting. 1299 01:27:14,823 --> 01:27:16,950 Set, 5... 4... 1300 01:27:19,327 --> 01:27:19,995 Cue set! 1301 01:27:24,292 --> 01:27:26,626 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1302 01:27:26,793 --> 01:27:30,255 and welcome to the 52nd Miss France pageant! 1303 01:27:35,719 --> 01:27:37,470 Where'd you get a TV? 1304 01:27:37,762 --> 01:27:39,514 Old Sleeping Beauty next door. 1305 01:27:40,182 --> 01:27:43,894 I just hope I didn't unplug her. The cables were tangled. 1306 01:27:45,645 --> 01:27:46,855 That's it. 1307 01:27:47,939 --> 01:27:50,859 Look, it's Sylvie. That's what I call a woman! 1308 01:27:51,026 --> 01:27:52,194 Our all-female jury. 1309 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:53,028 Wowser! 1310 01:27:53,195 --> 01:27:55,363 Chaired by beautiful, talented 1311 01:27:55,530 --> 01:27:58,283 Vaimalama Chaves, Miss France 2019! 1312 01:28:00,660 --> 01:28:01,995 Cute Miss France! 1313 01:28:02,162 --> 01:28:03,079 She's hot. 1314 01:28:03,246 --> 01:28:06,875 The jury's and public's votes count equally 1315 01:28:07,042 --> 01:28:08,418 to choose Miss France 2020. 1316 01:28:11,171 --> 01:28:13,673 This year, for the very first time, 1317 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,343 the Miss France trip was environmentally themed. 1318 01:28:16,509 --> 01:28:18,094 Reduced carbon footprint. 1319 01:28:18,261 --> 01:28:19,721 I told you, baby seals. 1320 01:28:20,013 --> 01:28:20,847 That's good. 1321 01:28:21,013 --> 01:28:23,099 I had the idea first. I knew it. 1322 01:28:23,265 --> 01:28:24,391 I totally felt it. 1323 01:28:24,559 --> 01:28:26,603 The cause was hugely popular. 1324 01:28:26,769 --> 01:28:30,106 On social media, we beat all our records. 1325 01:28:30,272 --> 01:28:31,899 No kidding it was a hit. 1326 01:28:32,692 --> 01:28:33,944 Great idea, going green. 1327 01:28:34,110 --> 01:28:35,612 Yes, a great idea we had. 1328 01:28:37,697 --> 01:28:38,823 Moving swiftly on, 1329 01:28:38,990 --> 01:28:40,658 let's go save the planet 1330 01:28:40,825 --> 01:28:42,244 Stand by trip. 1331 01:28:42,409 --> 01:28:43,285 Watch. 1332 01:28:48,375 --> 01:28:49,667 Cue trip. 1333 01:28:55,757 --> 01:28:57,217 - Nice. - That's good. 1334 01:28:57,384 --> 01:28:58,635 That's really good. 1335 01:28:59,426 --> 01:29:01,721 Miss Alsace isn't bad either. Look! 1336 01:29:02,429 --> 01:29:03,848 Miss Alsace, kaboom. 1337 01:29:05,350 --> 01:29:06,017 Dreamy! 1338 01:29:28,164 --> 01:29:29,331 Stand by set. 1339 01:29:30,082 --> 01:29:32,209 Beauty and elegance now, 1340 01:29:32,376 --> 01:29:35,212 as we join our contestants for our first tableau. 1341 01:29:35,379 --> 01:29:36,338 Let's go! 1342 01:29:41,428 --> 01:29:42,804 Love it. 1343 01:29:43,179 --> 01:29:44,388 That's heaven. 1344 01:29:44,556 --> 01:29:46,765 - Like they're angels. - Heaven! 1345 01:31:00,130 --> 01:31:01,297 Fabulous! 1346 01:31:26,990 --> 01:31:29,243 I bet you one of them's single. 1347 01:31:29,409 --> 01:31:30,952 No fucking in heaven. 1348 01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,578 You ever been there? 1349 01:31:48,135 --> 01:31:49,637 - That one. - Miss Corsica! 1350 01:31:49,805 --> 01:31:51,138 That's Miss Corsica? 1351 01:31:55,393 --> 01:31:57,187 The matadors, my favorite. 1352 01:31:57,603 --> 01:31:58,771 It was my idea. 1353 01:32:04,277 --> 01:32:06,112 Check it out! 1354 01:32:38,019 --> 01:32:39,270 All together! 1355 01:32:45,192 --> 01:32:46,694 Princess! 1356 01:32:47,778 --> 01:32:50,323 She learned the walk on Drag Street! 1357 01:32:54,285 --> 01:32:56,621 Not bad, I guess, Miss Ile-de-France. 1358 01:33:10,468 --> 01:33:12,720 The atmosphere is insane here. 1359 01:33:13,346 --> 01:33:14,180 Stay tuned. 1360 01:33:14,347 --> 01:33:15,556 After the break, 1361 01:33:15,723 --> 01:33:16,849 meet the contestants. 1362 01:33:17,308 --> 01:33:18,809 Twitter's going nuts. 1363 01:33:53,093 --> 01:33:56,639 Round one is over, the votes are in. 1364 01:33:57,347 --> 01:33:59,392 We have our six finalists, 1365 01:33:59,558 --> 01:34:02,186 one of whom will be crowned Miss France 2020. 1366 01:34:02,352 --> 01:34:03,728 I'll call them down... 1367 01:34:04,438 --> 01:34:05,690 Who's your money on? 1368 01:34:05,855 --> 01:34:07,191 For me, it's PACA. 1369 01:34:19,285 --> 01:34:21,287 The first Miss to be chosen 1370 01:34:21,455 --> 01:34:22,331 is Miss... 1371 01:34:29,003 --> 01:34:31,090 Miss Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur! 1372 01:34:31,256 --> 01:34:33,342 - For sure. - Guaranteed. 1373 01:34:33,508 --> 01:34:34,884 Told you so. 1374 01:34:35,427 --> 01:34:36,636 Atomic. 1375 01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:39,931 Miss Normandy! 1376 01:34:40,682 --> 01:34:42,142 That's a surprise. 1377 01:34:44,603 --> 01:34:46,396 Miss Brittany, let her go. 1378 01:34:46,563 --> 01:34:48,314 Come down here, Miss Normandy. 1379 01:34:49,608 --> 01:34:51,568 Miss Pays-de-Loire! 1380 01:34:52,862 --> 01:34:54,028 Magnificent. 1381 01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:55,530 Obvious choice. 1382 01:34:56,072 --> 01:34:57,867 - Obvious? - She's fresh! 1383 01:34:58,533 --> 01:35:00,745 Miss St. Pierre & Miquelon. 1384 01:35:01,828 --> 01:35:03,122 People like simplicity. 1385 01:35:03,288 --> 01:35:05,373 That takes simple to another level. 1386 01:35:05,749 --> 01:35:06,708 It's neuronal. 1387 01:35:06,875 --> 01:35:07,959 Lots of surprises. 1388 01:35:08,168 --> 01:35:10,628 Lots of emotion at the Miss France pageant. 1389 01:35:16,176 --> 01:35:16,926 Corsica! 1390 01:35:21,181 --> 01:35:24,517 - No kidding. - Most likely, they got death threats. 1391 01:35:24,684 --> 01:35:25,935 I told her to keep calm. 1392 01:35:26,603 --> 01:35:29,856 Last but not least at this stage... 1393 01:35:54,547 --> 01:35:56,424 - She's got something. - Beautiful. 1394 01:36:00,261 --> 01:36:01,970 We're in the final! 1395 01:36:04,766 --> 01:36:07,851 Help yourself, guys. On the house! 1396 01:36:08,019 --> 01:36:09,145 Let's not forget 1397 01:36:09,312 --> 01:36:12,273 our ten contestants who lit up tonight's pageant... 1398 01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:15,234 Thank you all, see you at the end 1399 01:36:15,401 --> 01:36:16,945 for the coronation. 1400 01:36:31,918 --> 01:36:34,462 Now, our finalists will introduce themselves. 1401 01:36:34,628 --> 01:36:36,714 Let's hear it for... 1402 01:36:37,549 --> 01:36:38,842 Don't cry, Lola. 1403 01:36:40,133 --> 01:36:41,885 She's doing great. 1404 01:36:43,429 --> 01:36:44,430 Good evening. 1405 01:36:46,599 --> 01:36:50,854 Honestly, it's been a marvelous adventure. 1406 01:36:51,354 --> 01:36:52,813 Completely unexpected. 1407 01:36:59,612 --> 01:37:01,196 I'd like to thank 1408 01:37:01,364 --> 01:37:03,073 all the other contestants 1409 01:37:05,158 --> 01:37:07,160 and tell them that after the show, 1410 01:37:07,953 --> 01:37:09,454 crowned or otherwise, 1411 01:37:09,622 --> 01:37:11,875 a little of them will go with me. 1412 01:37:12,125 --> 01:37:13,751 Thanks, Miss PACA. 1413 01:37:14,167 --> 01:37:15,961 The girl's got it all. 1414 01:37:19,923 --> 01:37:21,300 Now, Miss Ile-de-France. 1415 01:37:21,466 --> 01:37:23,302 Please, join me here. 1416 01:37:24,678 --> 01:37:25,763 C'mon, buddy. 1417 01:37:30,976 --> 01:37:33,228 Miss Ile-de-France, it's your turn. 1418 01:37:33,854 --> 01:37:35,398 Let's hear it for her. 1419 01:37:35,939 --> 01:37:37,941 Don't be shy, you'll be fine. 1420 01:37:38,358 --> 01:37:40,152 Quit buffering. Do it. 1421 01:37:40,319 --> 01:37:41,069 Stress. 1422 01:37:41,236 --> 01:37:44,239 - Call him. - I can't, he's live on TV. 1423 01:37:44,406 --> 01:37:46,283 You think his dress has pockets? 1424 01:37:56,168 --> 01:37:57,336 Good evening, 1425 01:37:57,502 --> 01:38:00,255 why did you enter the Miss France pageant? 1426 01:38:06,219 --> 01:38:07,888 To get to know myself. 1427 01:38:08,430 --> 01:38:10,932 Every year, Amanda goes on a quest 1428 01:38:11,099 --> 01:38:13,977 for the word that best defines femininity. 1429 01:38:14,144 --> 01:38:16,104 What would your word be? 1430 01:38:26,365 --> 01:38:28,909 For me, femininity is... 1431 01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:04,151 Mom and dad... 1432 01:39:07,989 --> 01:39:10,450 How lucky I was to be so loved. 1433 01:39:12,869 --> 01:39:14,537 You are my light here. 1434 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:21,878 It was very hard after you were gone. 1435 01:39:26,090 --> 01:39:28,801 Very difficult to keep that light alive. 1436 01:39:35,558 --> 01:39:36,851 She's in the final. 1437 01:39:38,395 --> 01:39:41,148 I'm proud of who I became thanks to you. 1438 01:39:41,856 --> 01:39:42,940 So... 1439 01:39:43,816 --> 01:39:46,444 Alexandre lost his light. 1440 01:39:57,121 --> 01:39:59,123 Alexandra lost her light. 1441 01:40:03,210 --> 01:40:04,421 What the hell? 1442 01:40:05,672 --> 01:40:07,256 Surely she won't... 1443 01:40:29,069 --> 01:40:30,112 She's a man? 1444 01:40:31,614 --> 01:40:32,281 Gosh! 1445 01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:45,211 - Go back to the studio? - Obviously! 1446 01:40:45,377 --> 01:40:46,629 What else can we do? 1447 01:40:46,795 --> 01:40:48,589 - Keep going. - How come? 1448 01:40:50,132 --> 01:40:51,509 Get off, filthy tranny! 1449 01:41:17,283 --> 01:41:18,327 You knew. 1450 01:41:19,410 --> 01:41:22,831 Focus on style, miss out on substance. 1451 01:41:38,347 --> 01:41:40,140 Unbelievable, doing this to me. 1452 01:41:44,645 --> 01:41:46,605 Here. It's all in there. 1453 01:41:49,900 --> 01:41:51,527 Mister President... 1454 01:43:37,048 --> 01:43:38,257 Courage. 1455 01:51:53,911 --> 01:51:55,996 Subtitles: Simon John 1456 01:51:56,170 --> 01:51:57,995 Subtitling: HIVENTY