2 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:29,864 Mysteries in History, with your host, Peter Graves. 3 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:33,951 Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, 4 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:37,288 a quasi-government agency, the Men in Black, 5 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:40,791 supposedly carries out operations here on Earth 6 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:45,046 in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. 7 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,716 Here is one of their stories that "never happened" 8 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:53,095 from one of their files that doesn't exist. 9 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:57,850 1978. The leaders of Zartha flee their planet 10 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:03,272 in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian, Serleena. 11 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:07,651 - Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring- 12 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:12,073 The Light of Zartha, a cosmic force so powerful, 13 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:16,786 that in the wrong hands it could lead to the annihilation of Zartha. 14 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,664 The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna, beseeched the Men in Black, 15 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,209 to hide the Light from Serleena. 16 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,669 But they had no choice. 17 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:29,340 Intervention would have meant the destruction of the Earth. 18 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:35,846 However, in an act of galactic bravery, the Men in Black subdued Serleena, 19 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,224 allowing the Zarthans to escape 20 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:42,061 so they might hide the Light on another planet. 21 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:47,858 Serleena, released from her captors, vowed that the Light would be hers, 22 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:52,947 and that she would destroy any planet that stood in her way. 23 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,909 And so, never knowing what happened, 24 00:01:57,076 --> 00:02:02,289 the people of Earth were saved by a secret society of protectors 25 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,543 known as the Men in Black. 26 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,560 Harvey! 27 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:50,189 Harvey, get over here! 28 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,858 Harvey. Heel, heel! 29 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,277 You're barking at the moon, moron. 30 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,196 Harvey. Harvey! 31 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,572 Harvey! 32 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,319 Hey, pretty lady. 33 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,946 You taste good. 34 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,160 Hey, what the...? 35 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,918 Yeah, you too. 36 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,428 Nothing fancy, no heroics. By the book. 37 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,054 Got it. Hey! 38 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,516 Ooh. Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy? 39 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:16,687 We were wondering why you're here. The man's talking to you. 40 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:21,108 You know our arrangements. Stay in the E, F and R subway lines 41 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,694 and you get all the garbage you want. 42 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,572 What the hell are you doing here, worm boy? 43 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,741 Uh, Tee. Jeff, uh... 44 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,119 Excuse my partner. He's new and he's... 45 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,209 - ...Kind of stupid. - Whoa! 46 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,927 You getting big, Jeff. Boy, what you been eating? 47 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,308 Oh. You like jokes, huh? 48 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,021 Jeffrey! 49 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:05,986 Ah! 50 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,404 All right. 51 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,699 Sweet dreams, big boy. 52 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,277 Sweet dreams... 53 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,492 ...big boy. 54 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,453 Transit authority. Move to the forward car. 55 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,206 We got a bug in the electrical system. 56 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:06,296 Yo! People! We got a bug in the electrical system! 57 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,843 Now y'all running'? 58 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,720 No, no, no! Sit down! 59 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,847 It's only a 600-foot worm. 60 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:23,188 Everybody out before I knock heads. Put the hammer down on this thing. 61 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,483 I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater. I decide what happens. 62 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,653 Oh, oh. You decide? Oh. Okay, come here. Come here. 63 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,863 Larry? That's my man, Jeff. 64 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,371 Larry just made a decision. Larry need to take his ass in there. 65 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,339 Don't make me do this, Jeff! 66 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,034 Eighty-first Street. 67 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,205 Just a second. 68 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,376 May I have your attention, please? 69 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,796 We thank you for participating in our drill. 70 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,050 Had this been an emergency, you'd have been eaten. 71 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,761 Because you don't listen. You're ignorant. 72 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:40,098 How a man gonna bash through...? That's the problem with New Yorkers. 73 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,894 "We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!" 74 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:48,273 I ask you nice, "Move to the next car." You just sit there like... 75 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,902 Thank you for participating. 76 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,947 Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller, energy-efficient subway cars. 77 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,534 Watch your step. You will have a nice evening. 78 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,708 I need a cleanup crew at 81st and Central Park West. 79 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,378 Revoke Jeff's movement privileges. 80 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,381 Have him escorted to the Chambers Street station. 81 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:17,511 And please check the expiration date on the unipod worm tranquilizers. 82 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,684 Sorry, fellas. Station closed. 83 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:28,230 Emergency drill. For your safety. Do you believe these putzes? 84 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,316 You're welcome. 85 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,249 I know, by the book. 86 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:51,878 Tee, when was the last time we just looked at the stars? 87 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,048 This is a test. I can do this. 88 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,053 Ever feel like you're alone in the universe? 89 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,722 Yes. 90 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,350 No. 91 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,647 Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie. Really? 92 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,649 Thanks. 93 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,153 Hey, you're not alone in the universe. 94 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,530 Remove the arm. Okay. 95 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,827 Please, shut up, Charlie. 96 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:27,414 I'm tired of you constantly talking behind my back. 97 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:33,044 You meet a girl. She's into it. The best line you come up with is: 98 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,298 "Wanna come back to my place for some tonsil hockey and egg salad?" 99 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,342 Whoa! Who are you and how'd you get in? 100 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,178 You like egg salad? 101 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,849 Serleena! 102 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,269 Why didn't you say it was you? 103 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,647 - Where's the Light? - Here's the deal. 104 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,192 You're looking for this Light. We found it. 105 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,654 You want it, it'll cost you 50 mill. Here's how it'll work. First... 106 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,365 Where is the Light? 107 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:12,042 We couldn't find it, but we found a guy who might know where it is. 108 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:15,253 He runs a pizza parlor on Spring Street. 109 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:20,383 Let's go. And wipe your nose, idiot. 110 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:29,559 Mmm. Oh. Good pie. Yeah. 111 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,562 Crowded. 112 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,523 Well, they got good pie. 113 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,321 What is wrong with you? 114 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,698 You're gonna neuralyze me. No, I'm not. 115 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,409 You took me here so I wouldn't make a scene. 116 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,411 You making a scene. 117 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,415 Let me ask you a question. Why did you join MiB? 118 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,127 Six years in the Marines. I like the action. Protect the planet. 119 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,589 You like being a hero? You joined the wrong organization. 120 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,760 You ever heard of James Edwards? No. 121 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,931 Well, he saved the lives of 85 people on the subway tonight. 122 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,141 No one knows he exists. 123 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:14,563 And if no one knows he exists, how can anyone ever love him? 124 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,570 Hey, how long we been partners? 125 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,698 Feb 1. Five months, three days. 126 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,576 Started at noon. Nine hours. 127 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,085 Get married. Have a bunch of kids. 128 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,254 Okay. 129 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:47,512 Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are hot. 130 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,312 Here it is. Ta-da. 131 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,147 Ben, I don't know what to say. 132 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,025 Years from now, you know what people'll say? 133 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,528 "Employee" is spelled wrong? Eh, they charge by the letter. 134 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,824 They'll say, "imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here." 135 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,409 Ben... You deserve it. 136 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,704 Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement. 137 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,292 Hey, Bruno. 138 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:22,839 Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha. 139 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,343 - Whoever you are, don't hurt me. - Where's the Light, Ben? 140 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,136 I don't know what you're talking about. 141 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,056 Let me down, ma'am. I want to report a robbery... 142 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,316 There. 143 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,151 Noise. 144 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,112 Kitchen! Oh. 145 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,202 You idiots see anything? 146 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,413 Wind blew the door open. 147 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,041 Nothing out of the ordinary. 148 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,544 For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it. 149 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,673 But it never left Earth, did it? You kept it here. 150 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,549 What are you talking about? 151 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,260 I'm running out of time. Where's the Light? 152 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,222 - I don't know what you mean. - Listen, Zarthan. 153 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,975 You hid the Light on Earth. I'll find it. 154 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,687 Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours. 155 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,398 You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight, 156 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:25,110 the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. 157 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,612 Sorry you made the trip for nothing. 158 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,417 Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not. 159 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,961 He said third planet. It's here, you idiot. 160 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,840 Third Rock from the Sun. I never got that till now. 161 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:51,219 It's on Earth, and I know who's gonna tell me where it is. 162 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,705 Don't you ever go home? Nope. 163 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,666 I see you neuralyzed another partner. 164 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,925 Bee, Dee, when you use a fission carbonizer, 165 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,804 attach a de-atomizer so it doesn't sound like a cannon. 166 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,308 Hey, get some booties on them things. You're crapping up the floor. 167 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,105 Check his visa. 168 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:48,443 The Cephalopods have been making counterfeits at Kinko's on Canal. 169 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:53,865 Why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph going through passport control? 170 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:58,203 That'd be my fault. I'm very sorry. Please don't neuralyze me, sir. 171 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,623 What's that supposed to mean? Nothing, sir. 172 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,003 Good work in the subway. 173 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,005 I remember Jeff when he was yea high. 174 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,049 What you got for me? 175 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,510 Look. See those guys in black suits? 176 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,763 They work here. We got it covered. Zed, what you got? 177 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:21,184 Dedication's one thing, but this job will eat you up and spit you out. 178 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,312 You want to look like me when you hit 50... 179 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,648 ish? 180 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,734 I'll be in the gym if you need me. 181 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,738 All right, there was a killing earlier. 177 Spring. 182 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,198 Alien-on-alien. 183 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,909 Take Tee with you and make a report. 184 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,912 Um... Tee. Right. 185 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,498 What happened... What happened with Tee... 186 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,668 Passports. No rush. How they hanging, Jay? 187 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,879 You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel. 188 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,257 He was crying in the middle of the diner. 189 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,967 I hate that. 190 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,761 And plus, you can't count Elle. 191 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,889 She wanted to go back to the morgue. I helped her. 192 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,934 You need a partner. I'm cool. 193 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,228 I'll be his partner. 194 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,107 Jay, wait up. I appreciate the shot, man. 195 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,484 Thought I'd never get out. Lose the suit. 196 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,862 Sure thing. Just going for the look. 197 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,739 But if I say so myself, I find it slimming. 198 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,534 Not that I've had problems with the ladies. 199 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,286 When you get down to... Whoa. 200 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,204 Nice sled, very swank. 201 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,498 Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives. 202 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,271 Frank! 203 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,775 Bring your head in this window before I roll it up in there. 204 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,319 Got it. 205 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,784 Frank! 206 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,996 My money? It's missionary. 207 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,249 I was in the Bowery, and I meet this Great Dane. 208 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,668 A little thick in the body, but pretty. 209 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,963 That's just not appealing to me, man. Seriously. 210 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,424 I say we do the good cop, bad cop thing. 211 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,135 You interrogate the witness and I growl. Grrr! 212 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:23,556 How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up? 213 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,100 You got it, partner. Total silence. 214 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,604 Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me. 215 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,940 What do we got? 216 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:33,816 Zip. 217 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,528 What do we got? There's residue on the wall. 218 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:42,617 We sent samples to Em for analysis. Hey, Jay, zero percent body fat. 219 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,038 Funny. Witness? 220 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,540 Girl. Saw everything. 221 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,293 She's taking it well. 222 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,631 I won't answer any more questions. I want to know what happened here. 223 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,092 - I'll handle this one. - You got it. 224 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,637 Alone. A talking dog might be a bit much for her now. 225 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,847 What do you want me to do? 226 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,349 Sniff around. 227 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,352 What? 228 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,979 Funny. 229 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,606 Take a deep breath. Everything is all right. 230 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,901 What part is she supposed to feel all right about? 231 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,698 I'm Agent Jay. 232 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,366 Tell me what you saw. 233 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,035 A two-headed guy and a woman. Caucasian? 234 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,205 Gray, with tentacles that she used to rip... 235 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,456 His skin off. 236 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:35,920 It's not skin. It's protoplasma polymer similar to the gum in baseball cards. 237 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,673 What was the last thing you ate? Calzone. 238 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,966 What time? Lunch. 239 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,467 Spinach? Mushroom. 240 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,219 Hm. 241 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,929 You need pie. 242 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,099 They kept asking Ben about a light. 243 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,476 Light of Zartha, something like that. 244 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,520 You okay? 245 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,982 An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished 246 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,735 because of a woman with things coming out her fingers 247 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,612 and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. 248 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,449 So yeah, everything's okay. 249 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,746 When we're kids, before we're taught how to think, 250 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,249 our hearts tell us there is something else out there. 251 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:18,338 I know what I saw. Tell me what I'm supposed to believe. 252 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:29,098 I'm a member of a secret organization that monitors alien activity on Earth. 253 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,476 Ben was an alien. So were his killers. 254 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:35,646 I don't know why they did it, but I promise I'm gonna find out. 255 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,900 Okay. 256 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,819 Okay? Okay. 257 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,655 Okay. 258 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,786 Uh... Uh... 259 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,747 I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to... Kill me. 260 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,457 No! Ha-ha. 261 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:58,544 Just a little flash and everything goes back the way it was. 262 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:02,298 After you flash me, 263 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,926 if I see you again, will I know it's you? 264 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,136 I'll see you. 265 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,516 But you won't see me. 266 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,768 Must be hard. 267 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:15,812 Must be very lonely. 268 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:32,620 Excuse me. 269 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,958 I gotta go. What about the flashy thing? 270 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,753 Uh... I'll flash you some other time. 271 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,189 What? 272 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:10,199 Did you tell the girl you love her? She's a witness to a crime. That's it. 273 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:14,495 Yada, yada. You're attracted. She's not my species, and I'm attracted. 274 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:18,624 I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass? 275 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,837 Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it. 276 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,897 Hey, Jay, wait up. 277 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,066 Coming through. MiB brass. Look sharp. 278 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:48,196 I'm Agent Eff, Jay's new partner. Who are you eyeballing, huh? 279 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,615 Frank, just cool out, dog. 280 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,951 Got kids? No. 281 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,161 Want them? 282 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,750 Get him off me! 283 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,761 Talk to me. It's Kylothian, class C. 284 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:12,970 Serleena. 285 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,473 Serleena. Old girlfriend? She wishes. 286 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,351 The perps were looking for the Light of... 287 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,186 Zartha. Yeah, what is it? 288 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,813 This makes no sense. It's not on Earth. 289 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:26,275 We took care of this a long time ago. Obviously not. 290 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,444 That is very bad news. 291 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:32,323 The Zarthans came to Earth to hide the Light from Serleena. 292 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:35,993 We don't do that. Right. I ordered it off the planet. 293 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,787 Well, Zed... 294 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:42,416 I got a Kylothian class C in my park. Are you sure this Light isn't here? 295 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,170 Positive. I gave the order. My best agent carried it out. 296 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:48,923 It's as if I gave the order to you. Ask the agent. 297 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,174 Can't. Dead? 298 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,718 Sort of. He works at the post office. 299 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:55,805 No. 300 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,641 If Serleena gets to Kay before we do, he's dead. 301 00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:01,852 The Earth's very existence may rest on what Kay knows. 302 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,480 Too bad you wiped out his memory of it. 303 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,148 Bring him in. 304 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,525 Now. 305 00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:11,779 How cool is this? Going to get Kay. The legend, the go-to guy. 306 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:14,490 Your mentor, the guy who taught you everything you know. 307 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:19,287 - The greatest agent in MiB history! - Frank! Stop talking. 308 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,375 Stay. 309 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:28,296 Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth. 310 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:33,050 Whatever. Wipe your mouth. Hey, babe. 311 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,310 People of Truro, may I kindly have your attention? 312 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,895 To facilitate your shipping needs, 313 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,732 all packages must be properly wrapped. 314 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:51,777 This one is an example of "go home and do it again." 315 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,739 I think you know what I mean, Mrs. Vigushin. Heh, heh. 316 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:59,785 Brown paper and triple-twist twine are the preferred media. 317 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,704 Thank you for your time. 318 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,791 Kay. C. Express mail, two-day air. 319 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:10,379 Kevin. Heh. Wow. 320 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:13,758 Kevin. That's funny. You don't have a "Kevin"... 321 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,721 You don't remember. We worked together. 322 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:23,017 I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, slick? 323 00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,810 Straight to the point. 324 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:29,774 You were an agent of an organization that monitors aliens on Earth. 325 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:34,028 We're the Men in Black. We have a situation. We need your help. 326 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:37,907 There is a free mental health clinic on the corner of Lilac and East Valley. 327 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:40,076 - Next. - Excuse me. 328 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,620 - Twenty Rugrats stamps. - Elizabeth. 329 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:47,083 The Postal Service hasn't kept up with today's youth, but we have 330 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,919 Berlin airlift stamps. Opera legends? No. No. 331 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:53,089 American Samoa? Amish quilts. No. 332 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,966 I'm sorry, got a world to save here. 333 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,387 There was no coma. It was a cover. 334 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,347 Who are you? Who are you? 335 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:05,810 Postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave. 336 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,189 Is that decaf? Sorry. 337 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,733 We have a breach. Cordon off this area. 338 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,903 Full perimeter wipe-down, right here, right now. 339 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:20,449 Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. 340 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,786 Listen to yourself, Kay. Who talks like that? 341 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:32,211 Boo. 342 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,678 Why do you think you're so comfortable here? 343 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:27,850 Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien. 344 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:36,901 No smoking. 345 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,828 Kay. 346 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,749 My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a room. 347 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,417 You're nothing special. 348 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,504 When you look at the stars, you get a feeling, 349 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,672 like you don't know who you are. 350 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:02,468 Like you know more about out there than you do down here. 351 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:07,223 That's why she left you, Kay. That's why your wife left you. 352 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:11,060 Okay, I'll tell you what. 353 00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:15,147 You want to know who you really are, take a ride with me. 354 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:19,193 If not, people are waiting for their TV Guides. 355 00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,864 Think he'll bite? 356 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:33,499 I'm just going for a ride. If things don't add up, it's hasta luego. 357 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,251 Hey, Kay. 358 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,838 How's it hanging? 359 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,979 Good to see you, Kay. 360 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,232 Good to see you too, whoever you are. 361 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:03,779 Well, let's see what you got here, chief. 362 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,542 Welcome back, Agent Kay. 363 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,086 Agent Kay. 364 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,714 Greetings, Kay. 365 00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,301 Wow, look who's back. 366 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,012 I don't mean to bother you... You're Agent Kay! 367 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:31,348 That's what they tell me. This is an honor. Agent Gee. 368 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,976 The most respected agent in MiB history. 369 00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:36,645 The most feared human in the universe. 370 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,815 Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee? 371 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,651 Black, two sugars, if you're going. An honor. 372 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:46,155 - Yeah, I'll take a... My man? - Good to see you, Kay. 373 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,241 How'd it go? 374 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,869 The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed. 375 00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:53,078 Good work. 376 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,540 What about that position you promised me in Men in Black? 377 00:31:56,707 --> 00:32:00,169 Still working on the alien affirmative action program. 378 00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,588 That's not what you promised me. 379 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,840 You're breaking up Zed? Hello? 380 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,260 I'll call you back. I could be Agent Em. Zed, you... 381 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:14,141 I think Earth might be in a bad way. You're the only one that could save it. 382 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,394 Well, neither rain, sleet, snow... Good man. 383 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:21,482 Get him armed and up to speed and over to deneuralyzation. 384 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:23,776 Frank? Yeah? 385 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,945 I'm gonna need them together on this one. 386 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,196 Ouch. 387 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:31,033 I need an assistant. It's not field work, but you get dental. 388 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,701 Dental? 389 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:39,667 The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room. 390 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,001 What's this? 391 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,297 All is lost! All is lost! 392 00:32:46,382 --> 00:32:47,925 Don't touch that! 393 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,761 I didn't do anything. 394 00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:54,098 Hands in your pockets. 395 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:05,693 Your favorite weapon. 396 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,739 That? Yep. 397 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,325 Let's go put it on. What? 398 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,828 The last suit you'll ever wear. 399 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,496 Again. 400 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:18,998 The... 401 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,005 The deneuralyzer. 402 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,634 Magneto-energy will surge through your brain, 403 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:35,431 unlocking information that could hold the key to Earth's very survival. 404 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,267 Okay. What's that thing? 405 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,645 The deneuralyzer. 406 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:53,115 Welcome to planet Earth. There are some rules and regulations. 407 00:33:53,282 --> 00:33:54,700 Go out only at night. 408 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:59,121 If you must go out during the daylight, only the East Village. 409 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,085 Hey, hey, hey! 410 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:12,217 Name and planet of origin? 411 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:16,138 Sylona Gorth. Planet Jorn. Kaluth system. 412 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:21,143 Any fruits or vegetables? Yeah, two heads of cabbage. 413 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,352 Reason for visit? 414 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:26,023 Education. I want to learn how to be an underwear model. 415 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,942 They told me I've got real potential. Hmm? 416 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:33,280 Help! Heart attack! 417 00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:35,949 Clear! 418 00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:39,203 Wake up, champ! 419 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,459 Oh, jeez. 420 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,920 Lockdown. Code 101. 421 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,798 Lockdown. 422 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,343 This is not good. This is not good. 423 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,684 Breach! We're being flushed. 424 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,019 Flushed? Yep. 425 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,647 Ever been to a water park? I don't know. 426 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,891 Whoo! Heh. Flushed. Heh. 427 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:48,480 Yeah, man, back when you was an agent, you loved getting flushed. 428 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:53,235 Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd be like, "Flush me, Jay. Flush me." 429 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,154 I'd be like, "No." 430 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,282 You can't quit on me. 431 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,368 I save the world, you tell me why I stare at the stars. 432 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,078 Cool. 433 00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,124 Hop in. Hop in what? 434 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:16,133 Does that come standard? It came with a black dude, 435 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,094 but he kept getting pulled over. Yep. 436 00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:26,476 Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands. 437 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,437 Trapped like rats 438 00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:30,230 in a Chia Pet. 439 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,983 Computer, surveillance MiB. 440 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,615 Hmm. MiB is locked down. 441 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,287 Computer, magnify. Times 10. 442 00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:48,332 Communicator. Frank. 443 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,959 - Jay, where are you? - We got flushed. 444 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,295 MiB is code 101. Yeah, who did it? 445 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,423 Some hot-looking biker chick. Want me to tail her? 446 00:36:56,590 --> 00:37:01,470 Stay where you are. I'll be in touch. Stay where I am. Easy for you to say. 447 00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:03,013 Find Kay? Neuralyzed. 448 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,807 Not active. Civilian. What? 449 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,017 He was... Here. 450 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,518 To get... Deneuralyzed. 451 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:13,232 Memory's shot. But we'll find him. Don't put anything in our ears. 452 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,192 What? 453 00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:18,820 What do you make of that? Found it in my pocket. Weird, huh? 454 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,740 Yeah, you're smiling. Is that the only deneuralyzer? 455 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,826 Officially. The plans leaked out on the Internet. 456 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,995 Computer, Internet. 457 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,997 Deneuralyzer. 458 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,045 Perfect. It's an old friend. 459 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,846 Jay, ain't seen you in a while. 460 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,766 Did you peep that drop-top thing out front? 461 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,060 My business is banging, dog. 462 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,939 You gotta check out the website. It's Jeebsie dot... 463 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,191 Okay, whoa. He's retired, right? 464 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,402 We need the deneuralyzer. 465 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,905 You're kidding. The meter's running, Jeebs. 466 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:06,535 Do you remember me? 467 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:09,204 Can't say I do. I'm good with faces. 468 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:11,164 Heh. I think I'd remember that. 469 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,751 The great Kay's a neutral. 470 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:19,214 You're between me and my memories. Do you have this deneuralyzer or not? 471 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:20,716 No. 472 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,385 Fresh out. 473 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,263 Can't help you. Heh. 474 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,891 Don't got it. 475 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:42,446 Even if I did, if it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off. 476 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:46,658 If it does, I've brought back Kay, who, for fun, blows my head oh'. 477 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,744 So, what's my incentive? 478 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:53,248 Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs next to the snow blowers. 479 00:38:56,668 --> 00:39:00,005 Alien prisoners released, armed and ready for your orders. 480 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:03,592 Prisoners of MiB, the scum of the universe. 481 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,594 Now it's the scum's turn. 482 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:08,221 I'm in a jam, so I'll make this simple. 483 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:12,100 I need the Light of Zartha, and Kay knows where it is. 484 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,603 Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth. 485 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:18,065 Find a deneuralyzer. They want his memory back. 486 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,067 Check. 487 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,277 Now. 488 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,616 Jarra, good to see you. 489 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,497 Okay, that should do it. 490 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:38,043 If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures. 491 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,754 Keep your hands inside the vehicle. 492 00:39:40,921 --> 00:39:44,007 If, during the ride, you become disoriented, 493 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,843 there's nothing we can do about it. 494 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,764 Have you removed all your jewelry? 495 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,768 Are you allergic to shellfish? Jeebs! 496 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:57,729 Right, then! Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 497 00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,695 Have you used this before? 498 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:09,658 I used it to make some hot-air popcorn. That's about it. 499 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:12,786 Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n! 500 00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:45,861 Hm. 501 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,384 Perfect. 502 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,150 You're back. No. 503 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:26,693 How'd you know his head grows back? 504 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,528 It grows back? 505 00:41:31,031 --> 00:41:34,910 Real nice. Okay, that's the last time I help out a friend. 506 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:39,915 Kay, you remember anything? Goodbye. 507 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,625 Kay, Wait! Kay! 508 00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:46,004 I never got the updated software. Still working off the 6.0. 509 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,089 Your brain needs to reboot. 510 00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:50,675 Give it a minute. 511 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,260 Kay! 512 00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:57,766 Bottom of my heart, I'm really sorry. I hope it won't affect our friendship. 513 00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:02,479 All those years of loyalty and trust, respect for one another. 514 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,233 Right over there! 515 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:10,237 - Where's Kay? - He's not here! He went... 516 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,782 Kay's retired. I'm his trigger-happy replacement. 517 00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:17,494 Right in the pie hole. Now nothing's gonna taste right. 518 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:20,121 Lower your weapon. No. 519 00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:28,171 Jay, how are you, boo-boo? 520 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:31,007 These guys really need Kay. He's a neutral. 521 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:34,844 Tell me something we don't know. Yeah, tell me something... Achoo! 522 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:36,638 I am so sorry. 523 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,807 God bless you. Thank you. 524 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:44,104 If I don't bring Kay back to MiB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. 525 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:46,314 Now, where is he? Where is who? 526 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:48,650 You don't look too good. 527 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,653 Yeah, and you look like crap. 528 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:57,325 I take that back. He look like crap. 529 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,830 Bend him! Bend him. 530 00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:03,873 Wait, don't bend him. 531 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:28,106 Hey, honey, how you doing? 532 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,455 Damn decent of you. 533 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:45,332 Don't mention it. 534 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:08,980 I'm gonna be sick. You don't wanna do that. 535 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,941 Fellas, I think he's telling the truth. Then he's no good to us. 536 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:18,531 Didn't I teach you anything, kid? Pineal eye! 537 00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:22,786 Go for the mosh tendrils! 538 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:28,833 Kay, he's a ball-chinnian. Oh. 539 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,799 You were in a tight spot. I handled it. 540 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,760 You need a partner. I had one. Job got too tough. 541 00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:41,262 I'm back. You got some dust on your coat. 542 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:43,306 So you got your memory back. Yeah. 543 00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:45,934 What the hell is going on? Don't know. 544 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,603 The Light of Zartha? Never heard of it. 545 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:49,771 Cool. 546 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,443 You don't remember the Light of Zartha? 547 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:58,321 Must've neuralyzed myself to keep it from myself. 548 00:44:58,488 --> 00:45:01,783 Good plan. What you doing? I do the driving. 549 00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:03,952 Wait, no. Whoa, whoa. I remember that. 550 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:08,039 What you remember is you used to drive that old, busted jawn. 551 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:11,292 I drive the new hotness. 552 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:15,088 Old and busted, new hotness. 553 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,141 Old busted hotness. 554 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,185 - Serleena, please. - Been a long time, Zed. 555 00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:32,981 I'm just touched you remembered me. Makes me fuzzy all over. 556 00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:36,484 Never forget a pretty whatever you are. 557 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:39,487 Unh! Zed? 558 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,490 Zed? Look at you. 559 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,660 Twenty-five years, and you're still such a looker. 560 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,537 Cut out the meat and dairy. 561 00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:51,499 And you, still a pile of squirmy crap in a different wrapper. 562 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:55,503 So feisty. Look, we both need the same thing. 563 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,966 Bring him in. 564 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,718 Don't think so. 565 00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:05,847 What about the Light's secret? If it's not off Earth by midnight, 566 00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:09,476 it self-destructs, annihilating your little planet. 567 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:13,521 I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning. 568 00:46:13,897 --> 00:46:17,859 You don't want the Light on Earth any more than I do. 569 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:22,197 All right, Serleena. 570 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,033 You win. 571 00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:30,246 Zed? Is that you? I could be Agent Em. 572 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:32,040 Zed. Hello? 573 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,636 So feisty. 574 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,769 Fastest way back to MiB, you take this right on 39th. 575 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,521 Right here. Right. 576 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,441 Next right on 37th. 577 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:01,069 Right here. Thirty... Thirty... Right! 578 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,987 We're not going back to MiB. 579 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:08,243 Headquarters has been breached. We need to peel caps and split wigs. 580 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,036 Not ready. 581 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,915 Look, you've been out for five years. That's a long time. 582 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:17,210 I understand you're scared. I'm a little scared too. 583 00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:19,420 I'm not scared. Me neither. 584 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,423 I just thought we was bonding. 585 00:47:23,258 --> 00:47:27,345 You're acting like a rookie . Splitting wigs and stepping on caps. 586 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:31,599 No wonder Zed brought me back. He did it because you messed up. 587 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,477 Your attitude makes for a stressful environment. 588 00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:38,731 Tell it to the hand. Stressful is what we got back at MiB. 589 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:43,486 Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB in order to lure me back. 590 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,738 Into a trap. 591 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:48,449 Which is why we can't bust in there. 592 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:51,619 We need a plan. Where we going? Scene of the crime? 593 00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:55,999 You're the boss. Scene of the crime. That's a left. 594 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,962 I'll contact the witness. We'll talk to her. 595 00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:04,382 Things have changed. We used to neuralyze witnesses. 596 00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:07,468 See, originally, I'd, um... 597 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:12,974 No, I was going to, uh... I interrogated her. 598 00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:14,809 - Then neuralyzed her? - What? 599 00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:20,356 MiB code 773/I-1 clearly states that all civilian personnel... 600 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,859 Drop that weapon! No, no, no! 601 00:48:23,026 --> 00:48:24,652 Jay, I'm... I'm sorry. 602 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:27,906 No, no, I'm fine. It's my fault. Uh... Uh... 603 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,533 Kay, my partner. Laura, the witness. 604 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,826 Pleasure. 605 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:37,707 Thanks for sending those agents over to keep an eye on me last night. 606 00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,876 MiB procedural code 594-B 607 00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:43,212 states that MiB personnel shall never be used... 608 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:48,718 Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here. I assume the perp was over here. 609 00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:50,470 Ben. 610 00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:53,473 Was he 5'7", thinning hair? You knew him? 611 00:48:53,890 --> 00:48:56,142 Nope. Never seen him before in my life. 612 00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:59,187 That is a hell of a fish. 613 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,191 Wait a minute. 614 00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:09,739 You left yourself clues? 615 00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:13,993 In case I was deneuralyzed because my replacement couldn't handle it. 616 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,831 If the joker that had got deneuralyzed hadn't created the situation... 617 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,333 Boys. 618 00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:25,129 All right. You pointing at something. 619 00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:29,133 Okay. 620 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,677 Excuse me. 621 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:33,346 The astronaut. 622 00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,557 Jay? 623 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:39,352 Okay, all right. He's pointing... 624 00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:41,729 He's like... He like... 625 00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:46,067 Who would stack boxes like this? 626 00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:50,071 A box stacker who's not stacking boxes. He's leaving clues. 627 00:49:50,238 --> 00:49:51,739 It's an arrow. 628 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,121 Jay? You're slowing me down, slick. 629 00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:01,916 Whatever we're looking for is in these cabinets, right here. 630 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,421 Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil. 631 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,301 I hope I'm not slowing you down. 632 00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:15,555 Good work, partner. Yeah. 633 00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:18,099 We gotta figure out where it goes. I know where. 634 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:23,104 Whoa. No. Not yet. MiB code 773 clearly says... 635 00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:26,441 I know the code, but she might be important to me. 636 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:29,569 To us. Well, for help. To help us later. 637 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,947 Well, she can't stay here. They'll be back. 638 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:39,328 You can stay with friends of mine. People like you? 639 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,621 Kind of. 640 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,373 Jay! 641 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,001 Low bridge! What's going on, man? 642 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:47,295 Hey, what's happening, fellas? MiB is code 101. 643 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,465 Bad. Very bad. 644 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:54,677 - I need your help. This is Laura. - Laura! 645 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,471 Easy, easy! 646 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:57,680 They're worms. 647 00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:59,974 Once you go worm, that's what you'll yearn. 648 00:51:00,141 --> 00:51:01,142 Yaah. 649 00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:04,645 I've dated worse. 650 00:51:05,188 --> 00:51:07,815 They're suspended for stealing from duty-free shop. 651 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:10,777 We were framed. Zed's wormophobic. 652 00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,236 - Kay! - You're back! 653 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,156 They said you were dead. We're double-parked. 654 00:51:15,323 --> 00:51:17,200 Laura's very important to me. 655 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:21,496 To us. To the stuff... Me and you, man, the stuff we're doing. 656 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:25,666 Keep an eye on her. I'll keep both on her. 657 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:26,834 No problem! 658 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,878 Hey, hey, hey. 659 00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,839 Why don't you sit here? Like you got a shot. 660 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,174 Hey, shut up! 661 00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:39,013 My communicator, in case you need it. 662 00:51:40,056 --> 00:51:42,517 Ooh. Ha-ha. 663 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:45,061 Nice move. Okay. Um... 664 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:46,771 Oh. Uh... 665 00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:50,191 Just watch out for Neeble. Which one's Neeble? 666 00:51:50,358 --> 00:51:51,776 Um, he's... 667 00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:55,404 Which one of y'all is Neeble? Yo, mama! 668 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:59,784 Ah. Him, right there. It's fine. Everything's straight. It's safe. 669 00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:01,953 Don't fall asleep. 670 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,373 Twister! 671 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:12,046 Run over your plan one more time. I'm struggling with it. 672 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:16,050 You neuralyzed memory of the Light but left yourself clues. 673 00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:17,260 Right. 674 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:22,515 Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria which opens a locker at Grand Central. 675 00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:25,810 In the locker, we'll find another clue. That's the plan. 676 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,311 Ah. 677 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:32,775 I like to keep my enemies confused. We all confused, Kay. 678 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,612 Are you gonna slow me down? 679 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:39,407 Your brain's working on old software. 680 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,784 Why don't you go grab us some coffee? 681 00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:45,454 Sure. How do you take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss my ass? 682 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:49,041 I don't know what's in there, so step back. 683 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:52,670 Kay, for real, man. Open the damn locker. 684 00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,635 Kay! He's back! The light giver! 685 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,305 All hail Kay! All hail Kay! 686 00:53:06,726 --> 00:53:09,562 You are the man who would be king of the train locker. 687 00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:10,771 Praise Kay! 688 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:15,735 Oh, good and gentle townfolk of Locker C-18, 689 00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:19,447 did I leave anything here? Yes. The timekeeper. 690 00:53:19,614 --> 00:53:22,283 Left to illuminate our streets and hearts. 691 00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:26,954 - I've been looking everywhere for this. - Merciful one! The clock tower! 692 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:29,832 I got y'all, it's cool. Check this out. 693 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:33,252 Titanium case. Waterproof to over 300 meters. 694 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:36,589 That's banging. Who are you, stranger? 695 00:53:37,006 --> 00:53:38,633 - Jay. - Hmm. 696 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,260 All hail Jay! All hail Jay! 697 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:46,974 Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of... Come on. 698 00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:49,644 - Wait! The commandments! - The tablet! 699 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:52,855 The tablet! The tablet! The tablet! The tablet! 700 00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:57,068 We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world. 701 00:53:57,235 --> 00:54:00,655 Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened! 702 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,490 Be kind! Rewind! 703 00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,492 Reconcile your past, 704 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,328 in order to move tranquilly into your future! 705 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:09,830 Two for one every Wednesday. 706 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:13,376 Give twice as much as ye receive on our most sacred of days. 707 00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:14,710 Every Wednesday. 708 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:18,005 Large adult entertainment section in the back. 709 00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:23,678 That's just nasty. 710 00:54:24,512 --> 00:54:26,764 What's with the video card? Don't know. 711 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,432 The watch? A reminder. 712 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:29,976 Of what? Can't remember. 713 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:31,185 Guess. 714 00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:35,106 I guess we have till midnight, that's 59 minutes to figure it out. 715 00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:41,654 Look. Here's an idea. Let's stop chasing butt-backwards clues, 716 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:45,992 get a couple fission carbonizers and get our headquarters back. 717 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,327 It's all about to make sense, kid. 718 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,246 Is this card valid? 719 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:55,710 - This card hasn't been used in years. - I've been away on business. 720 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:58,212 - Billions of frequent flier miles. - Try and use them. 721 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:02,425 I wanted to go to Cambodia. You can get a lobster dinner for a dollar. 722 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:08,139 The airlines black out holidays. It's a conspiracy, I'm sure, I mean... 723 00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:11,017 Can you tell us anything about the account? 724 00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:13,352 You never checked out a tape. 725 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:16,272 You reserved one once, but you never picked it up. 726 00:55:17,732 --> 00:55:19,817 Newton. There's a rat in the toilet. 727 00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:24,238 It's all stopped up. You're gonna have to pee in the sin... 728 00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:30,411 Still think I'm paranoid? Yeah. 729 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:36,667 Gentlemen, my name is Newton. I run the place. Seen any aliens lately? 730 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,088 You need professional help. He's getting it. It's not working. 731 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,466 Okay, so, new case, huh? 732 00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:46,093 Episode 27, Light of Zartha. 733 00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:48,929 Got it. 734 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:53,309 Jarra, it's a sin they've kept a genius like you locked away. 735 00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:57,438 Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the black market. 736 00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,565 They're touchy about global warming. 737 00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:03,277 I need a spacecraft that can travel 300 times the speed of light. 738 00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:05,446 I'll give you whatever you want. 739 00:56:05,613 --> 00:56:08,115 Give me Jay. We'll call it even. Groovy. 740 00:56:08,908 --> 00:56:11,369 You've got till midnight. 741 00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:19,126 Gatbot, I got a little something special for you. 742 00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:26,425 Newton? Newton, is that you? 743 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,095 Yes, Mom, I'm up here with some friends. 744 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,846 I wanna have your baby. 745 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:33,140 Would you like some mini-pizza? 746 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:37,144 You guys want some mini-pizzas? They're good. 747 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:40,523 They're like mini-bagels, with pizza stuff on them. 748 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:43,484 She'll put a little fontina cheese on. 749 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:47,655 She has palsy, so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on. 750 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,412 No, thanks, we're cool. 751 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:55,830 All right. 752 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:58,958 Over here. 753 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,089 - This is it. - Hm. 754 00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:07,550 Finally some hard evidence. 755 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,512 Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question: 756 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,848 What's up with anal probing? 757 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:17,935 Aliens travel billions of light years just to check out our... 758 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,354 Boy, move. 759 00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:23,441 Okay. Just a question. 760 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:28,028 Here is one of their stories that "never happened" 761 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:31,449 from one of their files that doesn't exist. 762 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:38,497 1978. Devastating war of Zartha had raged on for 50 years. 763 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,416 Hm, looks like Spielberg's work. 764 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:44,503 But the Zarthans had a great treasure, the Light of Zartha. 765 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:48,048 A source of power so awesome, it alone 766 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:51,802 could mean victory and restoration for the Zarthans 767 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:56,390 or complete annihilation, if it fell into the hands of the Kylothians. 768 00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:58,726 A group of Zarthans made the journey, 769 00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:00,686 led by the Keeper of the Light... 770 00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:02,313 Lauranna. 771 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,857 Princess Lauranna. 772 00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:09,737 Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black to help her hide the Light on Earth. 773 00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:12,239 But they could not intervene. 774 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:13,657 No. 775 00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:15,493 It was night. 776 00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:19,121 And it was raining. 777 00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:21,207 You've been very wise. 778 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:25,920 Kay, please. If Serleena takes the Light, it's the end of our world. 779 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:29,924 If we extend protection for the Light beyond Earth, 780 00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:33,427 we put Earth in jeopardy. We must remain neutral. 781 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:36,180 - Where is it? - We're neutral, remember? 782 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,599 If you want it, go get it. 783 00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:44,313 No! 784 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,761 And so never knowing it happened, 785 00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:18,847 the people of Earth were once again saved 786 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:21,141 by a secret society of protectors... 787 00:59:23,269 --> 00:59:24,937 I shouldn't have. 788 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:28,315 You never sent it off the planet. 789 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:30,859 You hid it here. 790 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,280 The worm guys. 791 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:41,245 Are you one of Newton's friends from therapy? 792 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:43,289 Yes, ma'am, I am. Look here, please. 793 00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:44,623 Would you like some mini-pizz...? 794 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:47,835 A neuralyz... 795 00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:53,173 Okay, first, get some contact lenses. 796 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,634 Joints look like they pick up cable. 797 00:59:55,801 --> 01:00:00,389 Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her lobster. Pay more than a dollar. 798 01:00:00,556 --> 01:00:03,851 Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, 799 01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:07,062 move your bum ass out of your mom's house. 800 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,648 - Let's go. - Boy, you like 40 years old. 801 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:12,109 Agent Jay? All right, all right. 802 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:16,280 Oh. And there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black. 803 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:25,706 You wanna go to Cambodia? Yeah. 804 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,209 Hey, Mom? 805 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,462 Communicator, Jay. 806 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:35,591 Laura, it's me. Jay, we're playing Twister. 807 01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:37,551 What's up, Jay? 808 01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:41,013 Quit touching my butt! I thought it was your face. 809 01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:44,224 They're good at this. They don't have spines. 810 01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:47,353 Oh. They were telling me about Oprah, from Chicago. 811 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:51,065 Maybe landed in Chicago. Ha-ha-ha. 812 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:53,901 - Are you wearing a bracelet? - Yeah. 813 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:55,152 Is it glowing? 814 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,243 It's never done that before. We're on our way. 815 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,953 Communicator, Frank. 816 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:07,748 Frank, get down to Level C. Deactivate lockdown. 817 01:01:07,915 --> 01:01:10,793 We're headed to the worm guys. We found the Light. 818 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:12,378 Got it, Jay. 819 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:13,712 Scrad? 820 01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:15,005 Bitch. 821 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,091 Why didn't you say I love you? 822 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:21,887 He's a dog. I don't even like him. No, the girl. You're sweet on her. 823 01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:25,224 That's why you didn't neuralyze her. You got emotionally involved. 824 01:01:25,391 --> 01:01:29,895 Like you did with Lauranna? I put the entire planet in danger. 825 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:33,315 I don't want to see you making my mistakes. 826 01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:35,067 Whatever, man. 827 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:40,656 Laura? 828 01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:46,286 Oi. 829 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:48,664 Damn! 830 01:01:53,544 --> 01:01:55,045 Never stood half a chance. 831 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:57,381 Oh, boy. 832 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,758 Unh. That's gonna leave a scar. 833 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:02,970 Where's Laura? 834 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,472 MiB headquarters. Some dumb two-headed guy. 835 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,057 They got the bracelet. 836 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,977 We got 39 minutes. You guys, um, 837 01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:12,312 pull yourselves together. 838 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,148 Damn. 839 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:17,609 Oh, that's feeling better. 840 01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:20,487 - Hey, guys, wait up! - Let me grab my drink! 841 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:22,698 Serleena has the bracelet. Why take Laura? 842 01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:24,032 She also wants me. 843 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:27,494 What's the book say? We're off book. I say split some wigs. 844 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,913 We need wig-splitting weapons. Got them. 845 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,505 Ah. Paw Paw's coming to visit me. Hello, Paw Paw. 846 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,675 Paw Paw and ZuZu love to see what's going on in the garden. 847 01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:46,263 Don't worry, folks. I used to live here. Came to pick up a few things. 848 01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:51,810 Nice place. 849 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,522 Hoo-ah. 850 01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:57,858 Hoo-eeh. 851 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:01,195 Yah! 852 01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:05,532 See you. 853 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:18,170 You did not see a room full of weapons or four aliens. 854 01:03:18,337 --> 01:03:21,048 You will cherish and love each other for the rest of your lives. 855 01:03:21,215 --> 01:03:25,219 Which could be the next 28 minutes, so get to loving and cherishing. 856 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:28,055 Oh. And she can stay up as late as she want 857 01:03:28,222 --> 01:03:30,849 and have cookies and candy and stuff. 858 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:43,904 Four minutes to launch. 859 01:03:44,071 --> 01:03:46,031 Four minutes to launch. 860 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:50,744 Your ship is ready. Good. Send it to Kyloth now. 861 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:55,374 Ready, guys? 862 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,751 Lock and load, baby. 863 01:03:57,918 --> 01:03:59,586 You ready, kid? Kid? 864 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,756 I saved the world from a Kreelon invasion. 865 01:04:02,923 --> 01:04:07,094 They're the Backstreet Boys of the universe. They throw snowballs? 866 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,346 Know what you're doing? 867 01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:12,516 I'm about to attack one of the most feared aliens 868 01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:15,936 with four worms and a mailman. Let's make it hot. 869 01:04:16,103 --> 01:04:17,396 No, no, wait! 870 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,445 A code 101 lockdown! 871 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:29,658 The building gets pressurized. Nothing in, nothing out. I knew that. 872 01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:31,869 Yeah, you knew. Front and center, worms! 873 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:33,328 You got it. 874 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:45,465 It's about time you guys got here. That lady is causing all kinds of hell. 875 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:09,072 Yummy. Someone I need to eat. 876 01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:12,951 Get to the launch pad. The bracelet shows the departure point. 877 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,370 Do not come back for me. What do you mean? 878 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:18,248 Do not come back for me. 879 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,671 Worm guys, give me some cover fire. 880 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:26,590 Too scared, can't move. 881 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,476 Go! 882 01:05:48,195 --> 01:05:51,114 Limber. Go to subcontrol panel 7-R-Delta. 883 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:56,787 Shut off power so they can't take off. Can't. Too scared. 884 01:05:57,746 --> 01:06:00,374 Oh, that way. Away from the bullets. 885 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,167 No problem. Hoo-ah. 886 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:05,587 Alley-oop. 887 01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:18,725 Nice to see you again, Kay. 888 01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:25,023 3 minutes to launch. Jay! 889 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:27,401 Three minutes to launch. 890 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,361 Hello, Jay. Long time. 891 01:06:29,528 --> 01:06:32,030 Jarra! What's up, man? You look great. 892 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,825 What's it been? Five years? And 42 days. 893 01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:37,494 You count every one when you're locked away. 894 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:41,748 You shouldn't have tried to steal our ozone. Be there in one minute. 895 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,460 Over our dead titanium bodies! 896 01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:47,087 Two minutes. 897 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,595 Uh, let's play this one by ear. 898 01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,602 I should have vaporized you before. You really did love Lauranna. 899 01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:04,646 Didn't you, Kay? 900 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:06,982 You silly little man. 901 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:28,045 Unh! Aah! Ha-ha. 902 01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:33,884 Ow! Aah! 903 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,304 Two minutes to launch. 904 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,640 Just go, I'll be fine! 905 01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:43,977 What you talking about? I'm winning. 906 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:48,148 Jarra, you are under arrest for being that ugly, 907 01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:51,151 and for making that many copies. Surrender! 908 01:07:51,318 --> 01:07:52,360 I want him in pieces. 909 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,655 Aah! Whoo! 910 01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:58,200 Jarra Jr. is going, going, 911 01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:00,660 gone! 912 01:08:13,340 --> 01:08:15,092 - Rectum. - Damn near killed him! 913 01:08:16,468 --> 01:08:17,844 Never get tired of that one. 914 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,429 Where do we shut off the power? 915 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,680 I don't know. 916 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:30,607 - I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute. - No, he won't. 917 01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:38,156 Uh-huh. Down to one now, Jarra! 918 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,794 Thirty seconds to launch. 919 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:01,263 Fifteen seconds to launch. 920 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,309 Ten seconds to launch. 921 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:07,853 Eight. 922 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,354 Seven. 923 01:09:09,521 --> 01:09:10,897 Six. 924 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,399 Five. 925 01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:13,692 Four. 926 01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:15,861 Three. Two. 927 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,698 Launch terminated. 928 01:09:20,157 --> 01:09:23,618 What did you mean, leave you? Well, he took your gun. 929 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,621 Cracked your head. Slammed you across the room. 930 01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:30,876 Half the time you were on your back. Look, that's how I fight. 931 01:09:31,585 --> 01:09:34,045 You've lost, you insignificant speck. 932 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:37,257 You've wasted 25 years of my time, and for what? 933 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:41,553 The total annihilation of Zartha. All because you went mushy. 934 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:45,932 I'll give you one last chance to surrender, you slimy invertebrate. 935 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:49,686 What are you gonna do to stop me? Not me. Him. 936 01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:54,024 Your flight's been canceled. 937 01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:05,160 Shut down power. Shut down power. Buttons, buttons. I'm guessing, uh... 938 01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:06,453 Yeah. 939 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,790 - Worms! - Sorry. 940 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,548 Give me the bracelet. I'm going with you. 941 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,426 Everybody in the car. Everybody. 942 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:37,484 This bracelet is what everybody's been after? 943 01:10:37,651 --> 01:10:39,361 It's often something small. 944 01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:42,489 It's not the Light. It tells us the departure point. 945 01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:45,575 What? If we don't get there in 11 minutes, 946 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,828 that bracelet will go nuclear and destroy Earth. 947 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,455 What?! 948 01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:52,666 Hello. Oh. 949 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:55,168 Wait, Kay, no. I know what I'm doing. 950 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:11,142 Damn. 951 01:11:12,811 --> 01:11:16,022 Modified to hyper-speed! Seat belts. 952 01:11:19,401 --> 01:11:20,443 What's that? 953 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,363 At hyper-speed, you have to use the navigational stalk. 954 01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:32,539 Toggle switches for the ailerons . Joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder. 955 01:11:32,706 --> 01:11:34,124 Okay. 956 01:11:37,585 --> 01:11:38,670 I just want you to know... 957 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,881 Hold on to that for one second. 958 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:47,137 Computer, worms. 959 01:11:47,304 --> 01:11:50,471 I said, "Bitch, if you don't want me to kick your 960 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:54,019 skinny Zone Diet ass, turn around and exit the planet." 961 01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,354 Frank, where are you? 962 01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:57,981 Main hall, egg display. 963 01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:01,026 We're taking fire. Kay pushed the red button. 964 01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:04,112 Computer at MiB can destroy bogey. I'll walk you through it. 965 01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:11,995 Jay? Frank. You were the best darn partner a Remoolian could ever have. 966 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,080 Godspeed. 967 01:12:15,749 --> 01:12:20,253 Frank? Frank? Okay, here we go, automatic pilot. 968 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:25,842 It is not automatic piloting. He doesn't operate at hyper-speed. 969 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:30,263 I could use a steering wheel here! This is what we got. 970 01:12:32,057 --> 01:12:34,976 Didn't you ever have a Game Boy? What is a Game Boy? 971 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:37,437 You know what? Move. Move. Okay. 972 01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:40,357 Oh! Hey, that is not the navigational stalk! 973 01:12:52,327 --> 01:12:54,329 Okay, straight down. 974 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,460 Idiots. 975 01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:11,805 Subway may not be the best place 976 01:13:11,971 --> 01:13:13,264 to lose her. Shh. 977 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:17,143 Where is he? He? 978 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,853 Jeff. Hang on! 979 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:22,524 Oops. 980 01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:24,484 Teeth. 981 01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:01,438 Running out of time, Kay. Where is the Light? 982 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,149 Right here. 983 01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:07,360 What? What, I'm the Light? 984 01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,864 No. No way. You have a planet to save. 985 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:13,533 You're mistaken. I work at a pizzeria. 986 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:17,662 Two days ago, I was running a post office. You are who you are. 987 01:14:17,829 --> 01:14:20,915 Laura, you are the Light. 988 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,836 The leader of your people. Their spirit and their hope. 989 01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:27,714 The power is within you to save a planet. 990 01:14:27,881 --> 01:14:32,177 I protected you until it was your time. Your time is now. 991 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:40,393 You will save a world. You know things before they happen. 992 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,687 I'm a Libra. You're Zarthan. 993 01:14:42,854 --> 01:14:47,066 When you get sad, it rains. Lots of people get sad when it rains. 994 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,069 It rains because you're sad, baby. 995 01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:44,916 It's not fair. 996 01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:52,465 Never is. 997 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,843 We are who we are, 998 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,513 even if we sometimes forget. 999 01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:10,483 Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! 1000 01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:12,402 Get back in the subway! Now! 1001 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:20,201 That's not good. 1002 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:24,747 Wait! No! Aah! 1003 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:26,374 Jay! 1004 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:31,421 I cannot emphasize enough how much we need you on that transport. 1005 01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:35,133 Laura! You have to go! 1006 01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:36,926 Oh, jeez. 1007 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,764 Go. He's fine. He does this all the time. 1008 01:16:42,849 --> 01:16:44,100 Nope! 1009 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:49,355 About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass. 1010 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,108 Laura! It's your destiny! 1011 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,277 I was talking, Kay! Aah! 1012 01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:57,947 Hey! No biting. 1013 01:16:59,699 --> 01:17:02,076 If you don't go, we all die. 1014 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:07,874 You're just as beautiful as your mother. 1015 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,382 Kay? A little help? 1016 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,355 Kay? 1017 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:34,734 Might I suggest a bigger gun? 1018 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,845 Kid? Yeah. 1019 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:06,641 Thanks for bringing me back. No problem. 1020 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,768 Why didn't you tell me? 1021 01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:11,062 Would you have let her go? 1022 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:36,379 So, what's it like on the outside? Not doing this every day? 1023 01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:37,964 It's nice. 1024 01:18:38,131 --> 01:18:41,968 Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. 1025 01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,598 I did miss this city. 1026 01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:52,353 So Laura is Princess Lauranna's daughter. 1027 01:18:54,272 --> 01:18:57,650 Did y'all...? MiB is a mess. Let's go, kid. 1028 01:18:58,443 --> 01:18:59,652 Let's go? 1029 01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:04,115 Thousands of people in New York and New Jersey saw our little event. 1030 01:19:04,282 --> 01:19:08,661 Plan needs to be thought out. Plan needs to be cool. What you...? 1031 01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:15,293 Kid, I'll get you trained yet. 1032 01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:17,003 I want one of those. 1033 01:19:17,170 --> 01:19:18,421 Damn! 1034 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,469 Hey Hey. 1035 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:27,054 How you doing? I'm good, man. 1036 01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:31,768 We've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk'? 1037 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:33,478 No. I can help. 1038 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:34,687 No. 1039 01:19:34,854 --> 01:19:35,855 Still sulking? 1040 01:19:36,022 --> 01:19:37,064 No. Yeah. 1041 01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:41,486 Hell, you miss her. It happens to all of us. I knew this hot young thing. 1042 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:45,239 When our bodies were in the positions of the Kamasutra... 1043 01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:46,949 Zed! Ah... 1044 01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:49,035 Come on, man! Damn! 1045 01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:54,040 I'll tell you about dames. They say they want to be scratched, but they really want is: 1046 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,709 Hey! Frank. 1047 01:19:56,876 --> 01:19:59,587 What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice? 1048 01:19:59,754 --> 01:20:01,672 No. No advice. 1049 01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,382 No talking. 1050 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,301 Hell, no. 1051 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:08,137 Fellas, I swear, I'm fine. 1052 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,891 All hail Jay! All hail Jay! 1053 01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:14,227 I brought them from Grand Central. 1054 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:16,062 Why put them in my locker? 1055 01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:18,564 I thought it would put things in perspective. 1056 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:21,400 It's kind of sad. We need to let them out. 1057 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,778 They need to know the world is bigger than that. 1058 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:26,447 Still a rookie. 1059 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,077 Whoa.