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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND CHEERING)

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(YELLING AND SCREAMING)

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Well, you guys
know the drill.

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I gotta get ready
for the game.

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I gotta get...
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Damn.
BOY: Mr. Jeffries!
Mr. Jeffries!

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Can I please
have your autograph?

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Yeah, sure, kid.

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Rickey.
(SNAPS FINGER)

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A stamp!

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You're welcome,
kid, stay in school.
Be like Jamal.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)

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(CHEERING)

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KENNY: Another
monster dunk by Jamal.
The kid is on fire tonight.

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See, Kenny, looks like
that six-game suspension
did him some good.

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His mind is right.

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Come on and get some of this.
Right here!

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(GRUNTS)
Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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What you got, Smurf?
Let me show you some of this.

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What you got,
what you got?

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Huh, huh, huh?

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What you got, big Smurf?
Huh, huh?

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Bam!
(CROWD CHEERING)

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Ooh!
(CHEERING)

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I came down on you?
Did I come down on you?

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If you had a little bit
more game, maybe you
wouldn't be crying!

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If you were just
a little taller...
Whoa.

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A little bit tall...

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Here we go again.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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(CROWD BOOING)

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What's wrong with you, man?

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Is that five?
Yup.

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KEVIN: Kenny,
there's the problem.

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That's five fouls
on Jamal.

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One more,
he's done
for the day.

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And that'll set a team record
for disqualifications.

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Kern, get in there
for Jeffries.
JAMAL: Oh, come on, Ref.

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I was going for the ball.
You know what? You don't
even watch the game, Ref.

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You're missing a good one.

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Jamal. Jamal, you out, man.
I got you.

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I ain't goin' nowhere, man.
Go tap somebody else.

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Get out of here.
Time out!

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Time out.
(WHISTLES BLOWS)

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Roll with it, baby.
Don't be jealous.

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Don't be jealous.

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Jamal, you're out.

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What do you mean, I'm out?

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I'm out? I'm out
of what, Coach?

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What you going to do,
fire me?

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I'm the head coach.
I call the shots.

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Okay, well, now, wait,
wait, wait. Hold on.

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You may call the shots,
but I'm making all the shots.

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Coach, you see that?
Look at that scoreboard
up there.

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That's me, bro.
All me!

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Well, you may be the coach
of this damn team,
but I am the team.

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There isn't a team
in this league that wouldn't
kill to have a player like me.

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They can have you.
Yeah? Well, you
can have this.

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Coach!

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(CROWD BOOING)

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Yeah, boo you!

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You want
something'
to boo about?

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You want
something'
to boo about?

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Huh, huh?
How about this?

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(MAN LAUGHING)

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Yeah, boo you, too!
Boo!

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Yeah, yeah.
Boo you! Yeah!
Boo you! Yeah!

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Boo you! Boo you!

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Kevin, this is the most
disgusting display

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of unsportsmanlike
conduct I've ever seen.

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How about this!

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(CROWD GASPING)
Bam!

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Oh, Lord!

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Change that to second most.

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Ha!
Oh, my God!

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Ha!

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You like it! You like it
don't you, ladies?

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How you like me now?

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Last night,
Beat guard
Jamal Jeffries

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gave the fans much
more than they
bargained for

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when he decided to get ready
for the showers a little early
at the Charlotte Coliseum.

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(CROWD BOOING)
Say hello to my little friend.

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How you all like me, now?

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I don't know what
the big deal is.

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I mean, uh,
we are all
born naked.

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I mean, I like being naked.
Don't you like being naked?

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J.J. he sort of
lost it tonight,

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but, hey,
it happens,
you know.

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I think we as
professional athletes,

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you know, you got
to be role models
for the kids

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because they look
up to us in
the community.

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HECKLER: Yo, you suck!

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Hey, hey, hey.
Well, say it to my
face then, chump!

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Whatever the league
decides to do in this case...
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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...they won't get
an argument from us.

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The commissioner
of basketball will be having
a press conference later

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to announce what penalties
the league will be imposing.

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We were able to get
the reaction
of Jamal's agent.

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I spoke with
Jamal earlier today

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and naturally he's
feeling quite remorseful
regarding his losing control.

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I happen to know, in fact,
that at this very moment

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he's quietly reflecting

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on his inappropriate behavior.

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(WHIMPERING)

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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Give it to me, give it to me.

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Whoo!

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I love this game, baby!
Whoo.

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Whoo. What's up?
What's up in here?

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Having a good time, everybody
having a good time?
MAN: Yeah.

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JAMAL: It ain't grooving
unless I got sweet booty!

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Throw your hands up.
Throw your hands up.

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Look at that.

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Out there with
the Three Skank-a-teers.

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TINA: Girl, I don't know
how you put up with that.

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Mmm. Honey,
all these
tricks is dogs.

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But if you have to
sleep in a doghouse,

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it might as well
look like this one.
True.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Work it, work it. work it.

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Hey, hey, hey.
I know you
hear the phone.

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You silly-talking bitches,
come on, get the phone.

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No.
JAMAL: Go get the phone!

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I ain't deaf!

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I got to rethink cloning!

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Uh!

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Yeah.

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Phone call.

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Yeah, what do you
want me to do?
I'm busy.

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Tell them I'm not here.

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Sorry, Aunt Ruby,
but Jamal can't come
to the phone right now.

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Out!

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You all heard me. Out!

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Boy, what in the world
is the matter with you?

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Have you lost your mind,
have you plumb lost your mind?

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Aunt Rub,
I was just getting
ready to call you.

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Don't interrupt me
when I'm talkin'
to you, boy!

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I know, but I'm just
trying to tell you...

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I said don't interrupt me!

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Yes, ma'am.

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Now, I'm sitting here
last night, watching the game
with my girlfriends,

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and the next thing
I know, I'm looking

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at your naked butt cheeks.

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I read the TV Guide, Jamal,

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and nowhere did it
say that I would see

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my nephew Jamal's
scrawny ass on
Channel 18 at 8:00.

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I know,
Aunt Ruby, but...

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RUBY: What do you
think, Jamal?

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You think you can
carry on in your way,

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just because you
feel like it? Huh?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Answer me when I'm
talking to you, boy!

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But you just told me
not to interrupt.

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I don't care what I said!

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(MUSIC PLAYING)
Wait a minute. Is that...

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Is that music
I hear over there?

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You having a party?

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No, no, no. That stupid
girl got the TV up.

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Are you...
You know what?

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I'm not gonna raise
my blood pressure

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and get upset
over this nonsense.

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Calm down!

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
JAMAL: Yeah, take
a deep breath.

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Oh, Lord.
Last night...

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They talking about you
on television, J.J.

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What, what, what?
They talking about me
on television?

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Is there an echo
on this phone?

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Yeah, they're
talking' about you!

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Turn it on!
I got to go!

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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
Hello?

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The league has had enough.

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Professional basketball
can no longer sit idly by

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and watch its players
undermine the integrity
of this game.

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(SCOFFS)
As of today, Jamal Jeffries
is suspended indefinitely.

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(INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV)

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't worry about
all that, y'all.

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I mean, this is all
going to blow over.
You know how it is.

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That's just the man
trying to hold
a brother down.

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You know how they do it.

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Pro basketball
needs Jamal Jeffries.
(CHUCKLES)

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Now this gonna blow over!

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Blow over!
Trust me.

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No. Friday's no
good for me.

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Uh, you know what,
let me...

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I'm gonna have
to call you back.

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My client from
Chippendale's
just showed up.

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Yeah. All right.
Bye-bye.

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Hey, Jamal!

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What's up, baby?
What's up? What's up?

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What's up?
Shoot me straight.

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I talked to
the Beat about
an hour ago,

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and they've, uh,
dropped your contract.

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Yeah, well,
too bad for the Beat.

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They can drop all
they want, baby, but
my stuff is guaranteed.

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Jamal's contract
is guaranteed.

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Was guaranteed.

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Yeah, there's a little
thing in the contract
called a morals clause,

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and since, well,
you don't seem to have any,

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the contract becomes null,
and his trusty sidekick, void.

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So you the sidekick, right?
Mmm-hmm.

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So then earn your money
and get on the horn.

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Shop me around to other teams.

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Come on, come on,
Tonto, let's go.

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Yeah, that's pretty much
how I spent my entire day.

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Talked to every team,
every single team.

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Nobody wants you.
You know why?

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You're a head case.

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Well, then bump them.
Bump them all.

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Jamal don't need them.

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Hey, send me to Europe.
I like foreign women.

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And you know, not a bad idea.

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Uh, unfortunately though,
it turns out

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they call it
the World Wide Web
for a reason.

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That's your ass.

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Look. Forget that.
What about the CBA?

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Come on, come on.
What about
the Globetrotters?

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I mean, something!

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Globetrotters? That'd be fun.

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No. Nobody wants you.
Not even the Clippers.

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I thought you
were my friend, Lorne.

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Okay, see,
now that's a problem.

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I'm not your friend.

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I'm your agent.

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I was your agent.

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That also is null and void.

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Wait. What are you saying?

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Now you're not
gonna be my agent?

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Yeah, it's over.

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(STAMMERS) I can't be
your agent. That's silly.

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But I certainly
wish you luck. I do.

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And, uh, here's hoping
you invested
your money wisely

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because I don't
see any fresh cash
coming in anytime soon.

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Uh-uh!

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Don't even need to hear it.

240
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,723
Bling!

241
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,825
Jamal Jeffries has
got plenty of cash.

242
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,592
Okay, so don't you
worry about me.

243
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,662
Okay? Jamal Jeffries
is set, baby. Set!

244
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,079
Broke?

245
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,814
What the hell do
you mean, I'm broke?

246
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,282
MANAGER:
You got no more money,
dog, Chapter 11.

247
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,683
Chapter 11?

248
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,819
What happened to
the first 10 chapters?

249
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,755
Listen to me.
Are you stupid?
No money, man!

250
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,191
Tell me, Mr. Business Manager,
what the hell you been doing
with all my money?

251
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,793
I mean, you spent it all!

252
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,327
I spent it all?
That's right!

253
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,063
I spent it all?
That's right!
You spent it all.

254
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,330
I did?
Baby, you got
too many furs...

255
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,332
Well, why didn't you
try to stop me?

256
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,868
I tried to do that.

257
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:41,969
You did?
I sure did.

258
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,104
(WORKERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)

259
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,238
Yo, Tina!

260
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,276
Yo, baby, everything
gonna be all right.

261
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,278
Sure is.

262
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,983
Hell, you still got a little
modeling left in you.

263
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,418
I mean, it'll be chump
change compared to what
I used to bring in.

264
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:02,422
But, hey, it will get us
by until the commissioner
comes to his senses.

265
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,058
Come on, baby,
where you at?

266
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,627
TINA: I'm in the bedroom.
I'll be out in a minute.

267
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,762
Yeah, well, come on.

268
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,164
Ain't that much
makeup in the world!

269
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,632
I mean, you know,
I had a rough
couple of days.

270
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,301
You ought to be out here
rubbing a brother down.

271
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,036
(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)

272
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,606
ANNOUNCER: The Banshees!

273
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,041
Losing all control.

274
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,345
I'm prepared to rumble.

275
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,280
Are you?
ANNOUNCER:
Get your tickets today.

276
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:31,484
I'll rumble with you.
I'll rumble with
you all night long.

277
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,788
Women's basketball,
what a joke.

278
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,289
Jamal, I'm leaving.

279
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,025
Okay.

280
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,027
While you out, why don't
you pick a brother up
something to eat?

281
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,394
I'm...

282
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,297
Baby, what you doing?

283
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,566
That's the good luggage.

284
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,536
Don't make it
easy on them.
I mean, put this...

285
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,305
What is that?
My stuff. I'm leaving you.

286
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,407
Whoa... (STAMMERS)
What do you mean,
you leaving?

287
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:58,445
The only reason why
I stayed with your lying,
cheating ass

288
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,347
is because you
were rich and famous.

289
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,015
But now you're neither,
so what's the point?

290
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,051
What are you
talking about?

291
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,053
What about all
the good loving
you was getting up in here?

292
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,154
(SCOFFS)

293
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,756
I packed it!
The batteries, too.

294
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,991
Goodbye, Jamal.

295
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,161
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.

296
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,030
Yeah, you try to come back,
you'll have to start
at the bottom of the list.

297
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,432
TINA: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why I'm leaving
your broke ass!

298
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,069
Yeah, yeah.
Plus, your feet stink!

299
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,704
All right, listen, you want
to win this thing, okay,
it's real simple.

300
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:28,008
You go inside
and you act like
an adult. That's all.

301
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,276
And if you forget
what that is,

302
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,543
just look around
the room at everybody else.

303
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,279
Hold on. Hold on here.
Hold on here.

304
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:37,017
I am calm, Lorne,
I am cool and I am ready
to collect my checks.

305
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,218
Damn, I look good!

306
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,853
Mr. Jeffries,

307
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,990
you have clearly
embarrassed the
league, your team,

308
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,393
and I certainly hope
you've embarrassed yourself.

309
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,896
Now, what is it
you're here to
say to me today?

310
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,866
Um, I'm here
to say that, uh...

311
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,001
(CLEARS THROAT)

312
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,803
(CLEARS THROAT)

313
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,707
I'm here to say that, uh,
what I did was wrong.

314
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,409
And I sincerely, uh...

315
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,711
I sincerely, uh...

316
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,446
I am...

317
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,949
I'm sincerely...

318
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,319
He apologizes, sir.
He is very apologetic.

319
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,222
This is not your
arbitration hearing,
Mr. Daniels.

320
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,757
May I remind you
it's your client's.

321
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,894
He is the one with
the oversized ego

322
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,331
that may be eclipsing his
talent at this point.

323
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,001
Hold, hold, hold,
hold, hold, hold,
Colonel Sanders, hold on.

324
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,502
Mmm.

325
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:33,240
Now excuse me!
"Oversized ego
eclipsing his talent"?

326
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,775
Well, perhaps you
haven't seen my game
in a while, pops.

327
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,645
Maybe you need to trim some
of the mother (BLEEP) bushes
off your (BLEEP) head

328
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,614
and you'd be able see my
mother (BLEEP) game.
Don't try to give me no shit.

329
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,723
All right! Take that!

330
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,425
Whatcha got, baby?

331
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,495
I'mma show you what I got.
I'mma show you what
I got right now!

332
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,430
You still ain't
saying nothing.

333
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,898
(LAUGHS)

334
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,000
(GASPS)

335
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,601
(CHUCKLES)

336
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,103
Jamal, you holding
up the game.

337
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,272
Here.

338
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:07,774
Esther.

339
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,277
Esther, it's on you.

340
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,312
Come on,
you old biddy,
play your card!

341
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,981
This bra is killing me!

342
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,550
You is a fine-looking
young man.

343
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,586
(GASPS)

344
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,590
(ALL LAUGH)

345
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,625
Damn!

346
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,732
Okay, that's it! I've had
enough of the bridge club.

347
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,367
You ain't playing no more?

348
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,904
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I need to go
outside for some air.

349
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,439
Why, J.J.?

350
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,475
Well, there's a CNN
report that says, uh,

351
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,979
you know, too much
inside air... It's deadly.

352
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,548
RUBY: While you going outside,

353
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,517
why don't you make
yourself useful and
pick up some groceries

354
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:54,021
for the morning?
I ain't going to
fetch no groceries.

355
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,056
I don't do that
no more, Aunt Ruby.

356
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,890
I'm a professional ballplayer.

357
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,026
Shoot, I'm a star.

358
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,361
You a what?

359
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,832
You heard me, I'm a star.

360
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,800
Okay, okay!
Okay! (GRUNTS)

361
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,570
Now hurry back with
them groceries, star.

362
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,839
Don't talk back to
me in my own house.

363
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,607
Your house?
I was the one who
bought you the house!

364
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,376
Boy, you better
get out of here.

365
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,678
Crazy ass.

366
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,218
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

367
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,699
Hey, y'all,
it's Jamal Jeffries!

368
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,335
(KIDS CLAMORING)

369
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,171
Hey, can I have
your autograph?

370
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,239
KID: Can I have
your autograph, please?
Yeah, sure, kid.

371
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,808
Where's your stupid stamp?

372
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,310
(LAUGHING)

373
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,112
What did you say?
You heard me.

374
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,646
Thought you were
hot stuff, didn't you?

375
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,082
But look at you now.

376
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,816
Look where your nasty
attitude has gotten you.

377
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,685
Girl, I'll take this
besides...
Whatever!

378
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,822
Why don't you just go ahead
and pass me the ball,
if you still know how.

379
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,891
(LAUGHING)

380
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,327
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, that.

381
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,429
(LAUGHING)

382
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,932
What you got, boy?
Come on.

383
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,834
Come on, what you got?
What you got?

384
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,473
Booyah!

385
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,076
How you like me now?

386
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,211
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

387
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,585
GIRL: Ow.
BOY: Oh, do you like that?

388
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,924
Lorne Daniels, please.

389
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,227
Tell him it's Kobe Bryant
looking for a new agent.

390
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,797
There you are, Lorne! Jamal.

391
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,467
You can't stop me...

392
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,768
Whoa, whoa!
Don't hang up, Lorne.
Listen to me, listen to me.

393
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,170
Lorne, I'm calling you
to tell you about

394
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,506
a phenomenal
basketball player
I just met.

395
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,475
Why? Because you
were good to me, Lorne,

396
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,310
and I want to be good to you.

397
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,280
Listen to me. This is the
greatest basketball player
you've ever seen.

398
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,883
And get this, Lorne.
It's a girl.

399
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,885
Yes, that's right. A girl.

400
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,120
I mean, she's a little
rough around the edges,

401
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,888
'cause she's straight up
from the country.

402
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,723
Get me Coach Rivers
on the phone,
immediately!

403
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,592
Immediately!

404
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:17,264
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
IN DISTANCE)

405
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,635
(KEYS JINGLING)

406
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,318
Yeah, time to get paid.

407
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,553
It's time to get paid,
time to get paid.

408
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,956
Time to get...
(GRUNTS) Paid.

409
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,692
Oh, yeah.

410
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,162
Ooh, ooh, get paid.
Get paid, man.

411
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,398
Get paid. Get paid.
Time to get paid.

412
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,733
Yeah, time to get paid.
(GRUNTS)

413
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,402
Jamal, what are you doing?

414
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,205
Um...

415
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,940
I'm, uh, trying
on your clothes,
Aunt Ruby.

416
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,511
Yeah, I gathered that,
but what are you doing?

417
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,912
I know this looks
freaky, Aunt Ruby,

418
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,516
but it's not what you think.

419
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,685
Well, it can't get much
better than what I think!

420
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,723
(SCOFFS)

421
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,960
Jamal, there's no way
I'm helping you do this.

422
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,197
Aunt Ruby, Aunt Ruby, please.
Uh-uh!

423
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,933
Boy, get up off
your knees in my pants!

424
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,068
(SIGHS) Aunt Ruby!

425
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,571
Jamal, when you were
in the sixth grade

426
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,242
who was there for you
when you traded
your little baby cousin

427
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,277
for a new pair of
basketball shoes?

428
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,112
You were there, Aunt Ruby,
you were there for me,
but I need you.

429
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,948
I was there for you,
helped you through it.

430
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,950
Didn't ask no questions,
and passed no judgment.

431
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,485
But this...

432
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,587
Boy, don't you give me
them puppy-dog eyes.

433
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,021
Aunt Ruby.
Uh-uh.

434
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,190
Please, you gotta help me.
Jamal, no!

435
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,025
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

436
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,131
Are you watching?
Are you watching?

437
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,604
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

438
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,406
Good shot. Good shot.

439
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,041
That's what I'm talking about.
Way to break them down.

440
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,143
Hey, Lorne,
practice is
almost over.

441
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,313
I think your blind date
just stood you up.

442
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:17,450
Yeah, looks
that way, Jennifer.
Coach. Sorry.

443
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,352
Listen, it's, uh...
It's all my fault.

444
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,421
I trusted somebody.
I could have known better...

445
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,194
I'm here!

446
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,596
(BLOWING) Hold up!

447
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,766
Uh, Latisha.

448
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,269
Guard her.

449
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,206
Yeah, hope your game
is as tight as your ass.

450
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,174
I've chased chickens
quicker than you.

451
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,744
I hope you can
make that ball bounce
like them titties of yours.

452
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,945
Just keep your eyes on it.

453
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:48,981
There you go.

454
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,150
Boom!

455
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,586
(CLICKS TONGUE)

456
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,189
Come on, here I go.
Here I go.

457
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,191
And boom!

458
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,460
That costs money.

459
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,095
Ball!
JAMAL: Ball what?

460
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,431
Ball this!

461
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,000
(EXHALES)

462
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,135
Too easy.

463
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,738
JAMAL: Whoo.

464
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,740
Yeah.
Where did you find her?

465
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,642
I heard about
her from a friend.

466
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,810
Ball! Ball!

467
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,746
I got it!
(GRUNTS)

468
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,316
Damn!

469
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,651
You made me miss!

470
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,619
That's blocking!

471
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,155
What? Oh, please.
You've got to be
kidding me!

472
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,390
She made me miss it.

473
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,558
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

474
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,825
Blocking.
COACH: All right, ladies.

475
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,328
That's it. Nice job.
We'll see you tomorrow.

476
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,364
Uh...

477
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,866
So, why don't you call
me in the morning...

478
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,568
And maybe we can
work something out.

479
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,936
Yeah. Thanks, Coach.

480
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,940
So, what's your name,
anyway, hot shot?

481
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,476
My apologies.
I don't even know myself.
Let's get some pizza.

482
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,478
You wanna?
Juwanna.

483
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,880
"Juwanna"?
Yes, Juwanna, man.

484
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,783
Juwanna Mann, Coach Rivers.
It's great to meet you.

485
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,018
Nice to meet you, Coach.

486
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,653
MICHELLE: You all right?
LATISHA: I'm straight.

487
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,121
MICHELLE: No, you're not.

488
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,790
And you must be Lorne.
That's right.

489
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,692
Jamal's told me
so much about you.
Really?

490
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,194
Yeah, didn't tell me you
were so cute, though.
(LAUGHS)

491
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,600
Juwanna! (LAUGHS)

492
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:14,767
How's my favorite girl?

493
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,669
Come on in.
Sit down.

494
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,105
Oh, why, thank you,
Mr. Daniels.

495
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,540
Please, call me Lorne.

496
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,809
You should definitely
be on a first-name basis

497
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,477
with the man who's
about to change your life.

498
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:25,712
Oh, really?
Mmm.

499
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,480
Gonna change
my life?
Absolutely.

500
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,615
I don't know
how I did it...

501
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,717
Well, that's not
completely true.

502
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,186
This here is a one-year
contract for you with
the Charlotte Banshees.

503
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,589
Oh, my Lord!
Are you kidding me?
No.

504
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,726
Oh, my Lord!
Mmm-hmm.

505
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,228
Am I dreaming?
No, no, you're not dreaming.

506
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,996
Go ahead and
pinch yourself.
I'll wait.

507
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,798
Oh, I think this is
the first time my life
I ever been speechless.

508
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,467
That is the beauty
of signing a contract,

509
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,135
there's no speech
really required.

510
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,903
So, just go ahead
and sign there.

511
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:56,108
Well, don't I need to get
a lawyer to take a look
at this before I sign it?

512
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,610
(CHUCKLING)
Of course not.

513
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,246
These contracts
are completely
standard at this point.

514
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,516
All the hard work's
been done by me.
Just go ahead and sign.

515
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,885
(GASPS)

516
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,620
I guess it's better
than playing
in the parks.

517
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,788
Certainly is.
Right here...

518
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:09,956
Oh! Right here?

519
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,123
...and here and here.

520
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:12,959
"Juwanna.

521
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:14,627
"Juwanna.

522
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,262
"Juwanna."

523
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,164
That's a lovely signature.

524
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,532
Congratulations, Juwanna!

525
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,935
You are about
to become the
newest member,

526
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,105
of the Charlotte Banshees.

527
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,440
(BEEPING)

528
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,111
I am so excited.

529
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,681
I mean, all in one day,
I'm starting a whole new life,

530
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,783
and I have my
very own big-time agent.

531
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,285
Oh, now, I don't want
you to just think of me
as your agent.

532
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,821
I'm also your friend.

533
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:46,959
Aw, that is
so sweet, Lorne.

534
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,729
And I don't want you
to only think of me
as just your client.

535
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:54,501
Because I am also
your ex-client! Bitch!
Gotcha, didn't I?

536
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:58,404
Oh, shit! Give me that!
Give me the fax!
Give it to me!

537
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,439
No.
Give it to me!
Give it to me!

538
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,308
Give it to me, now!
Ah! Ah!

539
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,711
Mr. Daniels! Mr...

540
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,546
Come on, give me that.
Just give me that.
Get in there.

541
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,915
BETTY: Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels!

542
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,250
Your wife is
on line three.

543
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,619
Tell her I'm
with a client,
will you?

544
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:14,821
Okie-dokie.

545
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,725
LORNE: Oh, this is great!

546
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:22,094
JAMAL: Got your ass.
Got your ass.
Betty, Betty. Betty!

547
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,864
I want you to get
Coach Rivers on
the line immediately.

548
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,098
As in right now!

549
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,700
Okay, all right, okay.

550
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,201
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh...

551
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,369
When Coach Rivers
gets on the phone,

552
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,838
I want you to tell
her the whole truth.

553
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,740
Okay, I will. I'll tell her.
I'll say, "Coach Rivers..."

554
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,241
Uh, yeah, uh...

555
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,343
"Coach Rivers, the only way
Lorne could make money off me

556
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,012
"was to dress me up
like this and trick you
into signing me!"

557
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,481
And that's the truth.
Okay, how about that's
not at all the truth, okay.

558
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,950
I had nothing
to do with this!

559
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:44,717
What do you mean,
you had nothing
to do with it?

560
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,352
Lorne, come on.

561
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,420
All I did was tell you
about a phenomenal
basketball player.

562
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,456
And what did you do?
You set up the tryout,

563
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:53,425
you negotiated
the contract,
you brokered the deal, baby.

564
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,928
You kind of created me.
You're Frankenstein!

565
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,565
Oh, God.

566
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:02,468
No, no, no.
This is crazy.

567
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,770
No one is gonna
believe you're
a woman.

568
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:04,937
You did.

569
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:09,776
All right,
this is blackmail.

570
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,312
No, it's not.
This is black "female."

571
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:14,714
That's not funny.

572
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,515
Come on, Lorne,
what do you expect
me to do?

573
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,051
Basketball is the
only thing I really
know how to do.

574
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,987
And I have to
make a living.

575
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,322
So, until you figure
out how to get me
back with my team,

576
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:26,225
you can just look
for me in the women's
locker room, baby.

577
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:30,262
The woman's locker room
checking out booties.
(CHUCKLES)

578
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:33,399
Checking out booties,
basketball booties.

579
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,533
Jamal...

580
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,870
I thought we were friends.

581
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,473
Oh, now, see
there's the problem.

582
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,677
You're not
my friend, Lorne.

583
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,278
Remember?

584
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,948
You're my agent!

585
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:52,685
JAMAL: Thanks to you,
Lorne, I'm gonna be
a Charlotte Banshee.

586
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,754
You're better
than Jerry Maguire.

587
00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:56,422
(DOOR SHUTS)

588
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,425
Somebody kill me!

589
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,227
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

590
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:03,896
Who's ready to play?
ALL: Banshees!

591
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,531
Who's ready to win?
ALL: Banshees!

592
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,599
Ban...
ALL: ...shees!

593
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,000
Ban...
ALL: ...shees!

594
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:10,770
(CHEERING AND SCREAMING)

595
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,438
(CROWD CHEERING)

596
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:18,444
MAN: Charlotte Banshees!
Go.

597
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:24,016
CHRIS: It's the opening
game of the WUBA season.

598
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:27,687
Hi, and welcome inside
the Charlotte Coliseum.
Along with Jeanne Zelasko,

599
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:28,921
I'm Chris Myers.

600
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,890
We have a terrific
matchup for you today.

601
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:34,326
The Charlotte Banshees
hosting the two-time
defending champion,

602
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,162
Houston Gallop.
Boy, Chris, you are right.

603
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:39,431
With all-stars in the lineup
like Michelle Langford
and Natalie Kemper,

604
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,267
you have to
believe the Banshees

605
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,769
have a great shot at
beating the Gallop.

606
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,239
Jamal. (COUGHS)

607
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:53,545
Jamal. (COUGHS)

608
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,815
(WHISTLING)

609
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:58,918
Juwanna?

610
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,820
Lorne!

611
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,321
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen
please rise

612
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,223
for the singing
of our national anthem.
Come here.

613
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:08,627
Singing for us today
is multi-platinum
recording artist, Romeo!

614
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:15,467
* Oh, say can you see
(CROWD CHEERING)

615
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:24,443
* By the dawn's early light

616
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,645
You can understand
how excited I am.
My very first game!

617
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,147
Yeah, I saw television
cameras out there.

618
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,648
Did you know this
game is being televised?

619
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,217
Yes, I sure did,
and I'm still trying
to figure out

620
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,518
what's my best side.
What do you think,
here or my ass?

621
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,652
(CHUCKLES)

622
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:41,928
* At the twilight's
last gleaming *

623
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,195
Promise me
you'll try
to fit in.

624
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,431
I promise you, Lorne,
I will try to fit in.

625
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,967
All right. And remember,
there's no dunking
in this league.

626
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,401
Okay? No dunking.

627
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:51,403
I won't dunk,
all right,
I promise. Relax.

628
00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:52,705
It's not like
I need to, anyway.

629
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,306
I gotta go.
Now, keep
your head up.

630
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,042
Yeah, keep your boobs up.

631
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:57,543
For you.

632
00:27:58,745 --> 00:27:59,678
For my baby.

633
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,313
How sweet.

634
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:02,481
See you after
the game?

635
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,983
No doubt, baby.

636
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:07,686
That boy drop more shit than
a bunny rabbit on Ex-Lax.

637
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,488
PLAYER: But she so blind,
she can't see past

638
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,724
his great big
old walking stick.

639
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,460
Ain't that right, girl?

640
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,295
ROMEO: Oh, what's up, player?
What's up player, player.

641
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:18,164
Give me some player.
What's the deal, baby?

642
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,599
Hey man, I'm just
a squirrel in your world.
I see you doing your thing.

643
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,068
I see you
looking at something.

644
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,571
Uh, man. Hot dogs
and hamburgers, man!
(CHUCKLES)

645
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,840
SMOKEY: She's all that
and a baseball bat,

646
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,042
and a Hot Wheel track.
I'm telling you, brown sugar.

647
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:34,280
Like D'Angelo, "Brown Sugar!"
That's what he's talking
about, right there.

648
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,384
Oh, ha, ha.

649
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,887
She gonna block me out, huh?
ROMEO: Can't believe what
she did. You know she with it.

650
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,321
I know she with it.

651
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:43,555
ROMEO: Let's go
find our seats, man
SMOKEY: Yeah, baby!

652
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,357
Drop it like it's hot.

653
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:52,231
(CROWD CHEERING)

654
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,699
All right! Yes!

655
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:56,535
(GRUNTS)

656
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,552
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

657
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:14,686
LATISHA:
That's all right, girl.

658
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,122
We'll get
it next time, Natalie.

659
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,191
Hit. Two shots.

660
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,759
Yeah, that's a
nice girl there.

661
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,462
LATISHA:
She a little naive, though.

662
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,966
Foreigner. Here on a
visa from Oklahoma.

663
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:31,804
LATISHA: She gonna be
a city girl before long.
She rooming with Sanchez.

664
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,807
That little hot
tamale over there!

665
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,408
Ooh, that girl get around.

666
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,444
Really?

667
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,681
How awful! Awful!

668
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:45,151
LATISHA: Block out, Magda!

669
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,453
With that big-ass head,
she could block out the sun.

670
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,557
I said block out,
you Serbian knucklehead!

671
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,960
Way to go, baby!
Way to go, Way to go.

672
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:56,195
So what's your story?

673
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,098
Me? I like to keep it simple.

674
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,633
You give me a good book,
and a good bitch,
I'm straight.

675
00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,603
I like you!

676
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:08,307
COACH: Yes, Natalie!
Way to get in there! Yes!

677
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,375
(BLOWING WHISTLE)

678
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,509
WOMAN: Oh, my God!

679
00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,045
Time out!

680
00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,850
VICKIE: It's all right,
Natalie!

681
00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,186
I got you.

682
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:25,124
(CROWD CHEERING)

683
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:28,327
All right, hot shot,
let's see what you got.

684
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,097
All right, Coach.
Now you're coaching.

685
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:34,700
CHRIS: Rivers put a
substitution in. The new
player is number 22.

686
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,502
JEANNE: Chris,
that is Juwanna Mann.

687
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:39,171
JAMAL: And this is what
happens in my house!

688
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,073
Yo, did you see that?

689
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,741
That deserves a "Wow"!

690
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:45,344
BOTH: Funk. Na, na, na, na.

691
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:46,979
LORNE: Beer and a popcorn.

692
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,383
It's all right. Okay.

693
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,886
CHRIS:
The ball is stolen away.
What a move!

694
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,421
No! No! No! No!

695
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:57,156
TEAMMATE: Pass the ball,
pass the ball. Pass the ball!

696
00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,357
Don't dunk!

697
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:07,499
CHRIS: A 360!
Another amazing shot!

698
00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,069
Ain't nothing sexier
than a woman
with ball control.

699
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,373
All right! Yes!

700
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,376
Pass the ball!
Pass the ball!

701
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,045
JAMAL: Here it comes.
Here I go. Here I come.
The ball!

702
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,312
JAMAL: Ready? It's my house!

703
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,847
It's my house!

704
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:22,982
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

705
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,650
Offense, 22!

706
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,953
Hit.

707
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,620
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Technical, right here.

708
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,389
(BUZZING)

709
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,059
...if you all hadn't
been playing like
a bunch of little girls!

710
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:38,230
Coach, that girl
has got to go.

711
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,166
You know she's
the reason why
we lost the game.

712
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,800
She wouldn't
even let the ground
touch the ball.

713
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:45,304
Believe me,
I can understand
your frustration.

714
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,573
The woman has
definitely got problems.

715
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,675
"Problems"?
You got that right.

716
00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:52,011
Her number-one
problem is I'm not
playing with her.

717
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:55,447
Well, you're gonna have to.
We just got Natalie's
MRI back. She tore her ACL.

718
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,848
She's out for
the rest of the
season. And...

719
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,652
I'm making Juwanna
her replacement.

720
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:03,755
What? But she's nothing
but a ball-hog, Coach!

721
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,124
You're gonna talk
to me about ball-hog,

722
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,959
Miss "I got game,
I'm all that"?

723
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,427
I wasn't as bad as her.

724
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,862
Michelle. You need
to step up.

725
00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,664
You're captain of this team
and I'm expecting you

726
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,466
to help me
turn this woman around.

727
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:22,808
I'm really in a messy
situation here. I'm stuck,
so, basically...

728
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,143
We have no choice.

729
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,624
That was quite
a performance you had
out there today.

730
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:41,293
What, fifteen points
in the second half alone?

731
00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:44,696
Yes, it was, but it would
have been 16 if y'all
had just picked up the pace!

732
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:46,098
Now, listen to me.

733
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,034
I know I'm not
the captain
of this team yet,

734
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,436
but if you guys want
to win, you're gonna
have to find a way

735
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,138
to get me the ball.
What?

736
00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:54,740
I mean, I can't pass
the thing to myself,
can I?

737
00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:57,509
I mean, I probably could
if I worked at it. But we're
supposed to be a team.

738
00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:00,346
Teamwork! Just what we need
to talk about. Okay?
That's right!

739
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,484
Forget it.

740
00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:16,062
Look, um...

741
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,064
You know, I'd love
to work with you
on your game.

742
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,566
You know, If you're up to it.
You know, go over the
playbook with you.

743
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,934
Make sure you
understand how
the Banshees...

744
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,003
Excuse me, sister,
but you don't need to work
with me on my game.

745
00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,105
How you gonna work
with me on my game

746
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,339
when my game
doesn't need
any work?

747
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,208
Didn't you see it?

748
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,910
But I'll be more than
happy to help you with
a few pointers on your game.

749
00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:33,679
I'll be really happy
to do that, just as...

750
00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,147
Oh, my God, Lord,
what are you doing?

751
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,483
Taking a shower,
Einstein. Aren't you?

752
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,385
Hell, yes,
I'll take a
shower with...

753
00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:41,953
Shower as soon
as I get home.

754
00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:43,622
I have to do it,
soon as I get home.

755
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,624
I really can't take
showers in public
places like this.

756
00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:47,359
Things crawl up
in you and you
never find them.

757
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,162
(SCOFFS) Whatever.

758
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,564
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

759
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,904
Boy, I love this league.

760
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,576
What part of, "Don't draw
attention to yourself" did
you not understand?

761
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,412
Oh, come on Lorne, I'm sorry.

762
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,813
I mean, they were
screaming and cheering
for a brother, well, a sister.

763
00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,882
I mean, what was
I supposed to do,
play like a bitch?

764
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:13,485
Yes, play like a woman!
That was the plan,
I mean, your plan!

765
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:14,820
Calm down, chill out, man.

766
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,088
Yeah, you're right,
I gotta calm down.

767
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:17,589
I'm overreacting. Absolutely.

768
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,925
I guess I'm not
used to going to
a basketball game

769
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:23,027
and praying that
my client's boobs
don't fall out!

770
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:24,295
I mean, come on,
you keep this up,

771
00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:26,098
I'm gonna be
booking clowns
at birthday parties.

772
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,399
Yeah, but that's
your problem, Lorne.

773
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:28,567
My problem is,
I need a shower.

774
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,768
I think I sweat
more as a woman.

775
00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,040
LORNE: Jamal, please.

776
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,576
I'm fairly
certain I can get you
an arbitration hearing.

777
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:41,380
But until then,
I need you to keep a
low profile, that's all.

778
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,547
Okay. All right. all right.

779
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:43,681
You can do that?
I can do that, Lorne,

780
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,516
I'll keep a low profile,
I promise.

781
00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:47,286
Damn, you'll have
a heart attack if you
keep that shit up.

782
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,387
Yeah.
I'm telling you.

783
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,987
You just be good.
Bye-bye, Lorne.

784
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,225
(CHATTERING)

785
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,293
What a snake.

786
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,929
JAMAL: I knew it.

787
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,372
JAMAL: I'll holla at you too.

788
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,612
Hold up, little girl.
Ew!

789
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:16,248
Let me tell you something.
You are one tall
glass of water,

790
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,083
and I'm telling
you straight up,

791
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,318
I'm thirsty.

792
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:21,353
What in the hell
are you?

793
00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:22,688
You don't know
who I am, do you?

794
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,122
No, I don't know
who you are.
Who are you?

795
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:27,526
I am Puff Smokey Smoke.

796
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,461
You wanna kiss it,
don't you, mmm?

797
00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:31,497
That's right.

798
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,365
Uh-huh, rap extraordinaire.

799
00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:35,967
I also sang background
on Romeo's last album.

800
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,069
Where there's smoke,
there's Firestone.

801
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:40,572
Watch the Firestone tires.
Ha, ha.

802
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,141
Oh, really? Well, you can
sing backup for me,
right now.

803
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,776
Just back right on up on it.
Thank you, Mr. Puffer,

804
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,478
but I really have to go.

805
00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,914
Drive careful now, baby.

806
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,882
Because you
are definitely
precious cargo.

807
00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,017
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

808
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,324
JAMAL: You're ready,
you're ready?

809
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,160
Pass the ball.

810
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,031
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

811
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,436
What the hell are you doing?

812
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,103
Well, I'm sweating,
I'm breaking down
the defense,

813
00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:13,372
I'm wearing these
chumps out,
making all the shots.

814
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,506
Take your pick.

815
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,380
You know what?
Practice is over.

816
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:25,183
Michelle, don't leave.
Stick around.

817
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:28,186
This is about you
and Juwanna.

818
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,593
Listen, missy.

819
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:39,631
I want you to take
a look up here
and tell me what you see.

820
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,634
What I see are a bunch
of empty bleachers that I'm
about to help you fill.

821
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,002
That's what I see.

822
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,805
(CHUCKLES) Very funny.
You're a funny lady.

823
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,709
Now, I see a sign
that says, the
"Charlotte Banshees".

824
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,244
My eyes are fine, Coach.

825
00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:55,080
Because it says
the Charlotte Banshees,

826
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:59,685
and not
the Charlotte Juwannas.

827
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,921
And if the Charlotte Banshees
are gonna have any chance
of winning this season,

828
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:06,458
I have to get my two
strongest players here
to try and work together.

829
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,560
Otherwise, we're screwed.

830
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,598
So, you're gonna
play with Michelle here,

831
00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:14,766
one-on-one.

832
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,569
And one-on-one,
and one-on-one,
and one-on-one and one-on-one.

833
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:20,238
And hey, how about
one-on-one?

834
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:23,442
Until you start to
get with the program.

835
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:25,143
You got it?

836
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,782
Yeah, I got it, Coach.

837
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:38,890
You ready for this, huh?
What you got, come on?

838
00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:40,025
Ooh!

839
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,962
(SIGHS) I think
you're gonna need
a pen and paper.

840
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,964
That's all right.
Come on! Come on!

841
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,366
Are you ready?
Are you ready?

842
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:49,368
Ooh! Boom!

843
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,469
Sorry about that.

844
00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:52,804
Boom!

845
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,774
(SIGHS) Now that's
what I call an "ass-ist."
(CHUCKLES)

846
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:57,576
Ha, ha.

847
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,144
Ooh!

848
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:00,812
Boom!

849
00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:02,514
That's game.

850
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,716
(EXHALES)

851
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,184
You really think
you're something,
don't you?

852
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,320
Well, I got it going on.
What can I say,
born with it.

853
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:10,288
Here we go, the jokes.

854
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:13,258
Look, Juwanna, this might
be a joke to you,
but it's not to me.

855
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,163
You got some big balls,
don't you, girl? (CHUCKLES)

856
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:22,568
Yeah, yeah, but all your
arrogance and all of this
showboating doesn't scare me.

857
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,302
'Cause I know
it's just a cover.

858
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,673
Because underneath,
you don't trust
anybody but yourself, girl.

859
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,208
And that's exactly
where you're gonna
end up, by yourself,

860
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,810
if you don't start
to trust your team.

861
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:34,880
And we'll be right back
with more from Oprah.

862
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,483
Are you done?
No.

863
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:40,952
Now, don't get me wrong,
you got mad skills.
You're good.

864
00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,922
But one player
can't win games
by themselves.

865
00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,256
We need teamwork.

866
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,765
So, you think I got skills?
Yeah.

867
00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:56,034
Shoot, I'd like to be
able to do some of them
moves I saw you do.

868
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,335
Wrap it around.

869
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,304
Yeah, sure like to show
you some moves.

870
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:00,839
What?

871
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,374
I said, I could surely
show you some
of those moves,

872
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,409
'cause they're really easy.

873
00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:06,177
Good. See?
Now we talking.

874
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,846
Let me tell you
something, I have never
seen anybody

875
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:09,415
pick up moves quicker
than you. You're a star.

876
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,917
Yeah, you know, you know.
(HORN HONKING)

877
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,620
Romeo! Hey!

878
00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:16,354
What you doing?

879
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,156
You know I couldn't
roll through Atlanta
without my baby.

880
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,325
(GIGGLES) Hey,
Juwanna, I got a ride.

881
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:21,993
All right. Bye-bye.

882
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:23,128
Bye!

883
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,397
Got some trouble, little lady?

884
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:26,698
JAMAL: That's all right,
my door's just stuck,

885
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,400
but you just go right ahead.
I can handle this.

886
00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:29,935
I don't want you
to strain yourself.

887
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,270
See, there you go,
that's what you get.

888
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:33,605
I guess you don't
need no man's help
after all.

889
00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,006
No, I don't need a man,
but thank you.

890
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,842
It's like that, all right.
Thank you, very much.

891
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,077
Hey, Juwanna, you want
to hang out tomorrow
before our trip to New York?

892
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,279
Oh, I'd love to.
MICHELLE: Cool.

893
00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,380
Just you and me, right?

894
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,416
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
It's a date.

895
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:45,551
All right.

896
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,592
See you later.
Bye.

897
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,262
(ROMEO CHUCKLES)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

898
00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,665
Bam!

899
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,733
MICHELLE: Oh, I've got
a little surprise
for you today.

900
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,469
JAMAL: I love surprises.
MICHELLE: You do? Good.

901
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,304
Because I have booked us
for an entire day
of beauty at the spa.

902
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,074
"Spa"?

903
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,277
So relaxing.

904
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:14,079
(SIGHS)

905
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,413
I'm looking forward to this.

906
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,082
Mmm-hmm.

907
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,785
I'm looking
forward to it, too.
I'm feeling relaxed already.

908
00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:21,953
(GRUNTS)
Hi.

909
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,723
Oh, yes.

910
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,192
Where'd you leave
your wings, you angel, you?

911
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:31,162
Oh, my God.

912
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,099
Lord. Who are you?

913
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:36,968
Ow, slow it down, man.

914
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,269
Oh!

915
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,238
Ooh! Slow it down, sailor!

916
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,107
(GRUNTS) Lord.

917
00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:44,576
Argh! (GRUNTS)

918
00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:46,111
Oh! Is there a medic?

919
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:58,824
(GRUNTING)

920
00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:10,936
(WHIMPERING)

921
00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:12,804
MICHELLE:
Thanks, Suzy,
we'll see you next time.

922
00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:14,840
JAMAL: Bye, Suzy.

923
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,441
So how you feeling?

924
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:19,010
Oh, Lord, girl,
if I was any number
I think I'd be dead.

925
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,111
(LAUGHS)

926
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:22,080
Well, you get a good
night's sleep tonight,

927
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:24,015
'cause don't forget, we got
that 7:00 a.m. flight in the
morning to New York.

928
00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:28,419
Oh, don't worry about me.
My alarm's set, sweetie,
right here, right here.

929
00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,487
Oh!
(SIGHS)

930
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:30,589
Was that your first time?

931
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,323
JAMAL:
First and last, sweetie.

932
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,227
(SNORING)

933
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,797
(LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

934
00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:41,867
Oh, no.

935
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,502
No, no, no.

936
00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:58,550
Come on.

937
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,488
(TIRES SCREECHING)

938
00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:05,056
Whoa!

939
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,030
(SIREN WAILING)

940
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:25,977
Oh, Lord, oh, Lord.
No, I don't need this now.

941
00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:27,813
And he's white!

942
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,381
Okay, I can do this.
I can do this.

943
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,586
Morning, Officer.

944
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,123
Nice morning, isn't it?
Sun's shining.
Birds are chirping.

945
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:41,192
Anybody tell you
you look like Mel Gibson?

946
00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,762
Do you have any
idea how fast
you were going, ma'am?

947
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,465
Well, see, actually, Officer,
see, my speedometer's
broken on this car.

948
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:50,535
And I was
looking at it, but I...

949
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:51,770
How fast was I going?

950
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,038
I clocked you at 50.

951
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:54,673
Is that a little too fast?

952
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,008
I'm gonna have to
see your license.
Oh, Lord.

953
00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,510
Uh, you really think we
need to go that far?

954
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,613
I mean, I'm not even
sure if I have it
in this car, you see,

955
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,314
I might have left
it in my other car.
It's a Benz.

956
00:43:03,448 --> 00:43:05,751
Well, you better have it
or I'm gonna have to
impound this car,

957
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,385
and you and I
are going
for a little ride.

958
00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:08,620
Where we going?

959
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,156
Here it is, right here.

960
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,592
You know,
Whitney Houston's
my cousin.

961
00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,161
"Jamal Jeffries."

962
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,428
Who's Jamal Jeffries?

963
00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:18,897
Uh, that's me, Officer.

964
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,431
That's you?
Uh-huh.

965
00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:21,933
You expect me
to believe that?

966
00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,134
Well, it's true.

967
00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:26,037
You see,
the thing is...

968
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:28,740
I'm not armed.

969
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,644
I just recently
had a little operation.

970
00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:34,880
You mean, one of those
operations where you...

971
00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:36,481
Uh-huh.

972
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,183
So you no longer
have your...

973
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:39,284
Uh-uh.

974
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:40,351
And now you have a...

975
00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:41,519
Yes.

976
00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:45,691
Get out of the car.

977
00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:47,659
Excuse me?
What is the problem?

978
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:48,794
Out of the car.

979
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,628
Come on.

980
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,765
I mean, is there
a problem, Officer?

981
00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:56,735
Step away from
the vehicle. Away from
the vehicle, come on.

982
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,770
I'm not gonna have
to spread any eagles,
am I?

983
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:00,438
Come on,
spin around.

984
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:03,608
JAMAL: All right,
how about this?

985
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:04,743
All the way!

986
00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:14,019
You look fabulous.

987
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,787
I'm having it done, too!

988
00:44:15,921 --> 00:44:18,724
I'm only about
$1,000 away right now.
Who did you?

989
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:20,959
Well, whoever it was,
they did a great job.

990
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:23,561
I got my post-op outfit
all ready and waiting,
hanging in my closet.

991
00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:24,863
It's got ruffles on top...

992
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,832
Excuse me!
Thank you very much.

993
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,100
I'm telling you, trust me,
I believe you'll look great
when you get it done.

994
00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:31,436
But I'm really in a hurry.
I really need to go.

995
00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:33,204
You know what?
Just forget the ticket.

996
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:35,774
Thank you.
Oh, no, not at all.

997
00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:37,709
Thank you so much.
You know what?
You're gonna look great!

998
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:40,578
You think so?
I know so. Turn to the side.

999
00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:42,413
Oh, you're gonna look great.
You think so?

1000
00:44:42,547 --> 00:44:46,317
Yes. Make sure they get
those nose hairs,
especially on the left side.

1001
00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:47,886
(ENGINE STARTS)

1002
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,254
You're gonna
look great. Thank you
very much, Officer.

1003
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:50,388
Have a good day.

1004
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,297
(CROWD CHEERING)

1005
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:04,302
Juwanna, they're
double-teaming
you every time.

1006
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,038
If you don't start
letting go of the ball,
I'm gonna sit your ass down.

1007
00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:08,807
All right, Banshees, on three.
One, two, three.

1008
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:09,908
ALL: Banshees!

1009
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:15,346
Hey, Juwanna, remember
what we was working on
back home?

1010
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,714
Not now.
I'm in a zone, okay?

1011
00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:25,456
JAMAL: Here we go.
Pick, Magda, pick!

1012
00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:27,492
JAMAL: Ball's up!
Get your hands up,
watch your hands!

1013
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,827
Come on, let's go!
Pass the ball! Pass the ball!

1014
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,928
Pass the ball!

1015
00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:34,232
Pass the ball!
Pass the ball!

1016
00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:35,333
Pass the ball!

1017
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,434
(WARPED) Juwanna!

1018
00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:39,570
(WARPED) Juwanna!

1019
00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:41,039
JAMAL: Move back! Move back!

1020
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,173
(GRUNTS)

1021
00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:47,979
Yeah! That's what
I'm talking about!

1022
00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:49,447
Nice job, Juwanna!

1023
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:52,050
Way to pass that down, baby!

1024
00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:55,453
You my dog! You my dog!

1025
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,588
(R&B SONG PLAYING)

1026
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:03,728
JAMAL: Great shot!
Way to make them
move to the basket, baby.

1027
00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:12,137
JAMAL: Great shot! Great shot!

1028
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,742
JAMAL: Here we go.
All right, back to work. Move.

1029
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,152
Great job, Magda. Good shot.

1030
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,686
COACH: Get in here.
Listen up, ladies.

1031
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:31,489
We're gonna run three.
Penetrate left.

1032
00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,324
Squeeze.

1033
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:36,394
You're gonna break down,
go right,

1034
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,097
and squeeze hard
and go, all right?

1035
00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,966
Let's win this thing.
Win on three.

1036
00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:42,167
One, two, three.

1037
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,468
ALL: Win!

1038
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,027
COACH:
All right, ladies, listen up.

1039
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,695
I got a couple
of things to say here.

1040
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,030
First of all,

1041
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:15,600
you guys played one hell
of a game tonight.

1042
00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,802
(ALL CHEERING)

1043
00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:19,637
I hope there's plenty
more where that came from!

1044
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:22,040
Now, for those of you
who are new
to the Banshees,

1045
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,508
we have a little
tradition here.

1046
00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:24,910
After every victory...

1047
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:26,377
(CHEERING)

1048
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,713
That's right, that's right...
We give away a game ball.

1049
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,349
And tonight it should come
as no surprise

1050
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:32,550
that the ball goes to...

1051
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:35,453
Juwanna Mann.

1052
00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:36,854
(ALL CLAPPING AND CHEERING)

1053
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:40,959
Hey, Juwanna,
kick it out, I'm open.

1054
00:47:41,092 --> 00:47:42,727
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1055
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,964
Thank you, guys.
I really do appreciate it.

1056
00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:48,833
Oh, look at her getting
all misty up in here.

1057
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,269
Oh, I really do.
I mean it.

1058
00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:53,871
But I think that
since Magda actually
made the winning shot,

1059
00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:55,373
I think I should
share this with her.

1060
00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:59,444
You'd share ball with me?

1061
00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:01,446
Oh, thank you, Juwanna.

1062
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,613
Thank you.

1063
00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:05,483
No, you don't have to...

1064
00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:06,584
Thank you.

1065
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,885
ALL: Aw.

1066
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:09,820
MICHELLE: Precious time.

1067
00:48:09,955 --> 00:48:12,557
Yo, let's shower up
and get the hell
out of here!

1068
00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:14,325
(ALL AGREEING AND CHEERING)

1069
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:31,977
Just superstition.
Never take it off
after a win.

1070
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:33,945
Never take it off.

1071
00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:41,619
(HONKS HORN)

1072
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:45,390
You was really getting
your game on
tonight, Juwanna.

1073
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:47,125
You know, I have a feeling
that we are gonna have

1074
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,859
a really good
season this year.

1075
00:48:48,994 --> 00:48:50,661
Oh, yes, we are.

1076
00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:52,630
Whoa! Look at you.

1077
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,932
Isn't this cute? I got
it at Victoria's Secret.

1078
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:56,067
JAMAL: Mmm-hmm.

1079
00:48:57,868 --> 00:49:00,005
Ooh, well, the secret's out.

1080
00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:03,441
It's just perfect
for the road, you know?

1081
00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:06,644
Where you can just keep
it comfy and simple.

1082
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,214
Mmm-hmm.
Comfy and simple.

1083
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:11,749
(SIGHS)

1084
00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:15,753
Damn. I am so sore tonight.

1085
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,288
Really?
Would you mind

1086
00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:19,324
rubbing a little bit
of this on my
shoulders for me?

1087
00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:22,093
Oh. (SNIFFS)

1088
00:49:22,227 --> 00:49:24,495
Mmm-hmm. I'd be more
than happy to.

1089
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,863
Thank you, girl.

1090
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:28,799
(SIGHS)
Yes, all right.

1091
00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:30,001
We can do that
for each other.

1092
00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,669
Thank you.

1093
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,039
We was really
balling tonight, huh?

1094
00:49:34,172 --> 00:49:35,373
Mmm-hmm.
(SIGHS HAPPILY)

1095
00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,841
Such teamwork.

1096
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,944
Mmm-hmm.
Oh.

1097
00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:42,480
That feels good.

1098
00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:44,515
Yes, that was one

1099
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:48,353
velvety-smooth game.

1100
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:51,989
I just get so stiff sometimes
after the game. Do you?

1101
00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:55,160
I'm starting to.
Hmm?

1102
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,028
I'm starting to
get stiff right here.

1103
00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:58,463
It's catching up with you?

1104
00:49:58,596 --> 00:49:59,630
Mmm-hmm.
Oh.

1105
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:01,399
Thanks, girl.

1106
00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:02,800
My pleasure.
Appreciate it.

1107
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,035
You want me to put
a little bit on you?

1108
00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:05,803
Where? Uh, no!

1109
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:09,607
No, I'm fine. I'm just cool.
I'll just sit here
and hit the old hay.

1110
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:10,775
Okay.

1111
00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:14,545
Good night, Mr. Romeo.

1112
00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:18,183
Hmm.

1113
00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:20,785
You're just so fine.

1114
00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,153
Don't leave home
without him, huh?

1115
00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:23,588
Oh, you got that right.

1116
00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:25,090
He goes wherever I go.

1117
00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:26,757
Let me ask you
a question.

1118
00:50:26,891 --> 00:50:28,559
You think Romeo
takes your picture
when he goes on the road?

1119
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,929
Oh, hell, I'm sure of it.
I glued it to the inside
of his suitcase.

1120
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,331
(BOTH LAUGH)

1121
00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:36,834
I'm just saying...
I know Romeo's a man,

1122
00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,537
and I do know men,
if you know what I mean.

1123
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:42,807
All I'm saying is,
girl, I trust my man.

1124
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,310
Do you love him?

1125
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:46,711
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1126
00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:50,148
Look, Juwanna...

1127
00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:52,083
I've never not had someone.

1128
00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:55,520
And even with the doubts,
which, I'm not gonna lie,
there are some,

1129
00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:58,856
it's better than being alone.

1130
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,527
(SIGHING) I'm not so sure
about that, Michelle.

1131
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,773
Oh, wow.
Look at these tomatoes.

1132
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,408
They're looking good,
Aunt Ruby.

1133
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,544
(CHUCKLES) Hey, baby.
How'd it go?

1134
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:20,911
It went great,
Aunt Ruby.

1135
00:51:21,045 --> 00:51:23,013
The game was off the hook,
I was off the hook.

1136
00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,382
Hey, they gave me
the game ball.

1137
00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:27,818
And, Aunt Ruby,
I really think

1138
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,954
Michelle and I
are getting tight!

1139
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,457
Oh, you like her, do you?

1140
00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,726
Yeah, yeah.
I think I do.

1141
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,328
Uh-huh. She likes you?

1142
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:38,629
Well, she will.

1143
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:39,830
You know, I just gotta
keep working it.

1144
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,466
She's just starting
to get into me.

1145
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,535
Uh-huh. Get into you.
Yep.

1146
00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:46,204
Boy, have you lost your mind?

1147
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,105
What?

1148
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,076
You are a man
posing as a woman.

1149
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,812
She don't want you,
she wants a girlfriend.

1150
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:56,447
(SCOFFS)

1151
00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:58,349
The second she
finds out you got

1152
00:51:58,483 --> 00:52:00,518
an extra piece of equipment
between your legs,

1153
00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,187
what you think she gonna do?

1154
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:06,657
(R&B SONG PLAYING)

1155
00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:21,339
Juwanna! I have been
looking all over for you.

1156
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,773
We've got a table
right over there.

1157
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,943
What's the matter?

1158
00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:30,047
You don't like my outfit,
huh? I told my girl
this Pebbles-do...

1159
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:31,516
No, no, no.

1160
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:34,485
What?

1161
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:35,686
It's just...

1162
00:52:37,021 --> 00:52:38,356
You look so
beautiful tonight.

1163
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,693
Thank you, Juwanna.
How sweet.

1164
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,095
What do you mean, "Thank you"?
Whatever happened
to, "Same to you"?

1165
00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:48,333
Oh! I'm sorry, girl.
Same to you.
You looking good, girl.

1166
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:50,435
That's what I thought.
Puff gonna love
you in that dress.

1167
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:52,537
Whoa, wait. What do you mean,
"puff"? I don't smoke.

1168
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:56,374
Puff. You remember.
Over there. Romeo's friend?

1169
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,175
MICHELLE:
You remember him. Look.

1170
00:52:58,309 --> 00:52:59,410
JAMAL: Oh, my Lord!

1171
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:01,246
Girl, you did not just
set me on a date

1172
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:02,747
with that Carolina
river cricket.

1173
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,415
Juwanna, I thought I was
doing you a favor.

1174
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:05,583
JAMAL: You call that
a favor?

1175
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,452
And he really
likes you, girl.

1176
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,520
Yeah, well, he can start
liking somebody else,
'cause I'm up outta here.

1177
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:12,257
Oh, no, no, no, Juwanna.
Please don't leave.

1178
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:13,758
(BOTH SIGH)

1179
00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:16,827
I promised Romeo
that I'd hook you guys up.

1180
00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,796
And it would really mean a lot
to me if you'd stay.

1181
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,566
Please. For me?

1182
00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,304
Be nice.
I'll try my best.

1183
00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:27,538
I found her.

1184
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,039
How you doing, Juwanna?
How are you, Mr. Romeo?

1185
00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:30,207
Well, well, well.

1186
00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:33,378
If it isn't Juwanna Mann.

1187
00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:34,779
How you doing,
Little Puffy?

1188
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,781
All good.
Mmm.

1189
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:40,084
You know, I have to admit,
you are looking
so hot tonight.

1190
00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:43,220
Thank you.

1191
00:53:43,354 --> 00:53:44,422
Let me aks you something.

1192
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:45,590
What do you want to "aks" me?

1193
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,024
Did it hurt?

1194
00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:48,526
Did what hurt?

1195
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:51,529
When you fell from heaven.

1196
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:54,031
(SNICKERING)

1197
00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:56,233
Hallelujah!
It's called "the bird".
Watch the wings.

1198
00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:57,435
(MICHELLE CLEARS THROAT)

1199
00:54:00,805 --> 00:54:02,540
Please, have a seat.

1200
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:04,041
Let's have a good evening.

1201
00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:05,142
I got the chair.

1202
00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:06,311
Some of this.

1203
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:10,781
Good evening, folks.

1204
00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,116
Would you like to
hear the specials?

1205
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,318
No! Don't wanna hear
any specials.

1206
00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:15,486
Just get me a cosmo,
heavy on the vodka.

1207
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:18,523
Just keep pouring,
and pouring, and pouring,
till your arms get tired.

1208
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:21,359
(CHUCKLES) I'll have
a glass of champagne, sir.

1209
00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:23,193
ROMEO: No, no, no.
Hold up, hold up.

1210
00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:26,030
My man, bring a bottle
of your best champagne
for the table.

1211
00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:27,365
SMOKEY: Yeah.
Bet that.

1212
00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:30,034
And some strawberries
and some shrimp cocktail.

1213
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:32,670
Have we decided on dinner,
or do you need
some more time?

1214
00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,472
No, no. Don't need
any more time. Get me...

1215
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,607
Uh, uh, uh. Stymie that.

1216
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,343
That's when you going country.

1217
00:54:38,476 --> 00:54:41,346
(SINGS)
* Country gotcha crazy *

1218
00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:43,648
(IMITATING A FIDDLE)

1219
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:44,949
Okay, three, five, seven!

1220
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,919
The young lady wants
a filet mignon.

1221
00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:51,221
You know.
Little hunk of meat.
Little pink on the inside.

1222
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,559
(SINGS) * Filet mignon

1223
00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,893
* How do you like it?
How do you like it? *

1224
00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:58,128
MICHELLE: I'll have the...

1225
00:54:58,262 --> 00:54:59,263
(SCREAMS)

1226
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:02,066
I'll have the snapper.

1227
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,468
Girl, you on fire tonight!

1228
00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:06,804
I like it, though.

1229
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,306
I like it like that.

1230
00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:11,008
(SLURPING)

1231
00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,486
I'll gonna run off
to the ladies' room.
I'll be right back.

1232
00:55:21,619 --> 00:55:22,620
I better go with you.

1233
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:24,154
JAMAL: No, stay right here.

1234
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:28,092
All right. The restroom's
right back there.

1235
00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:31,128
(JAMAL GROANS)

1236
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,302
(SIGHS)

1237
00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:41,539
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1238
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:49,880
(JAMAL GROANING)

1239
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:51,982
(BURPS)

1240
00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:14,839
(BURPS AND FARTS)

1241
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:26,984
(SIGHS HAPPILY)

1242
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,256
(ROMANTIC R&B SONG PLAYING)

1243
00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:57,247
You know that could be
us out there, right?

1244
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,051
(SMOKEY YELLS)

1245
00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:09,159
So can a brother stay
with his woman?
You know it.

1246
00:57:09,293 --> 00:57:10,728
ROMEO: I'll be right back.

1247
00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,329
Back your ass up.

1248
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:17,401
Yo, Puff.
Let me holler at you
for a second.

1249
00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:27,745
Yo, check it out.
Take the keys,
take my car, man.

1250
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:29,714
Looks like I'll
be kicking it here.
You know what I'm saying?

1251
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:33,417
You kids be safe...

1252
00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:34,919
If you know what I mean.

1253
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:37,254
BOTH: Funk!

1254
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,026
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1255
00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:53,538
Nice crib, young lady.

1256
00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,339
Say, you mind if I get
something to drink?

1257
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,807
I ran out.

1258
00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:58,142
How about if I use
your bathroom?

1259
00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:00,077
It's broken.

1260
00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,246
Well, I'm mighty tired.
Do you mind if I crash
on the couch?

1261
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:03,814
Don't have one.

1262
00:58:03,948 --> 00:58:05,482
Then do you mind if
I use the phone?

1263
00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,618
Listen to me.
My line's dead.

1264
00:58:07,752 --> 00:58:08,919
Okay. Why don't you
just cut the crap?

1265
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,087
You're not getting
into my house.

1266
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,622
You don't need
to come into my house.

1267
00:58:11,756 --> 00:58:12,723
You don't need
to use the bathroom.

1268
00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,324
You can't sleep
on my couch.

1269
00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:16,226
I don't need you
to go inside checking
for any burglars.

1270
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,462
And I don't have any aspirins
for your fake-out headache.

1271
00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,664
So I'll tell you what.

1272
00:58:19,797 --> 00:58:22,332
You're not getting
inside me or my house,

1273
00:58:22,466 --> 00:58:24,569
so, you and Little Puffy
can just get to stepping.

1274
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:25,736
Get to stepping.

1275
00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:26,937
How about a little kiss?

1276
00:58:27,071 --> 00:58:28,939
I ain't giving you
no little... (SCREAMS)

1277
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:30,307
Giving you no little kiss.

1278
00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:33,644
All right then,
good night.

1279
00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:35,045
You know I could use
a little sugar...

1280
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,047
(GROANS)
That's what you can use!

1281
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:38,716
That's exactly what
you can use!

1282
00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:46,023
(HIGH PITCHED)
I guess no means no.

1283
00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:47,992
(RETCHES)

1284
00:58:53,297 --> 00:58:55,900
(FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)

1285
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:09,346
(BUZZING)

1286
00:59:11,515 --> 00:59:12,549
(CROWD CHEERING)

1287
00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:23,360
You're a big ol' man!
Now give me a hug.

1288
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,130
Now you go right on
over there.

1289
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:27,464
What is your name?

1290
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:30,668
Jerry, you're gonna get one,
"To my friend..."

1291
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:32,202
SMOKEY: Juwanna Mann!
There you are, Jerry.

1292
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,271
What's up?

1293
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,445
Oh, my God!

1294
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:44,581
JAMAL: You busy?
Well, here...

1295
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,940
(BANSHEES SINGING
TRIUMPHANTLY)

1296
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,316
(SINGING CONTINUES)

1297
01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:34,732
Girl, we ain't even been
up in here six hours

1298
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:36,834
and already you got some meat
sending you flowers?

1299
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:40,004
MICHELLE: You move that fast
on the court, you'd be
league MVP about now.

1300
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,171
VICKIE: Are you two done?

1301
01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,073
'Cause they're not
even for me.

1302
01:00:43,207 --> 01:00:44,909
They're for Miss Juwanna!

1303
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,410
(ALL HOLLERING)

1304
01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:49,446
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1305
01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:50,981
Let me have them
before you wilt them.

1306
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:52,216
Let's just see
who they from!

1307
01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:54,118
I can read my own card!

1308
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:55,185
Let's see now.

1309
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,688
"Roses are red,
violets are not,

1310
01:00:57,822 --> 01:01:00,457
"I can't wait to see
what you've got!

1311
01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:02,459
"Love, Puff Smokey Smoke."

1312
01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:03,861
(ALL LAUGHING)

1313
01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:10,334
ALL: He already got it!
He already got it.

1314
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:11,635
He's your mother's sister.

1315
01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:13,103
Oh, Juwanna!

1316
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:15,973
Oh, please. Trust me.
Puff is not my type.

1317
01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:19,576
Anybody who sends me roses
is definitely my type.

1318
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:23,180
Oh, hell, bitch.
Someone passes you the salt,
he's your type!

1319
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,582
MICHELLE: Latisha!
That's cold.

1320
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:28,585
I'mma tell you ladies
what my type is.

1321
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:32,422
Somebody who sends
you flowers for no reason
at all, you know?

1322
01:01:32,556 --> 01:01:35,292
Just because it's Wednesday,
or whatever.

1323
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,627
And that's special.

1324
01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:42,066
That's the kind of guy
you hold onto.

1325
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,500
DEBBIE: Well, you know
what I like?

1326
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:45,535
I like it when
a man tells you

1327
01:01:45,669 --> 01:01:47,504
you're the most
beautiful girl
in the world.

1328
01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:49,606
ALL: Aw.

1329
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,408
Oh, Lord.

1330
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:54,111
I hate to burst your bubble,
Mother Teresa.

1331
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,847
But a man would
tell you anything
to tap that ass!

1332
01:01:56,981 --> 01:01:58,615
WOMAN: Yeah, you got
that right, girl.

1333
01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:01,685
I'll tell you this.
And I'mma let you guys in
on a little secret.

1334
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,420
It's not that I'm
easy or anything,
it's just...

1335
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,255
You gotta
trust me on this.

1336
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,492
Now, the key to men
is breaking through
that little code they have.

1337
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,260
That little double-talk.

1338
01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,362
What about when they take
a baby-girl out to dinner,

1339
01:02:12,496 --> 01:02:14,999
talk about, "You can eat
whatever you want,
money's no object"?

1340
01:02:15,132 --> 01:02:17,234
Oh, all that one means is,

1341
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,770
"If I'm spending this kind
of money on your gut,

1342
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:22,739
"when I get home
I want some of baby-girl's..."

1343
01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:25,075
That's all that means!
Go girl.

1344
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:28,245
Now, you all know
the mac daddy
line of them all.

1345
01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:29,646
Now, say it with me.

1346
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:33,650
ALL: "I promise, baby,
I will call you tomorrow."

1347
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,319
Amen, girl!

1348
01:02:35,452 --> 01:02:36,686
Hallelujah!

1349
01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:38,956
Now, what about when
some men like to brag

1350
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,058
about the size
of their manhood?

1351
01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:43,861
When we know
it ain't the size
of the boat, baby,

1352
01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:45,562
but the motion of the ocean.

1353
01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,131
Can I get a hallelujah?

1354
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,802
Can't I get a hallelujah?

1355
01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:56,473
What you talking
about, Juwanna?

1356
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,075
The size of the boat
don't matter?

1357
01:03:00,144 --> 01:03:01,445
I want the Titanic!

1358
01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:02,679
You got that right!

1359
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,484
(R&B INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1360
01:03:11,521 --> 01:03:12,789
All right, ladies,
listen up.

1361
01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:13,991
No practice today.

1362
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:16,827
All right!

1363
01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:18,428
The team has a new
insurance policy.

1364
01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:21,731
So, each one of you
needs to take a new physical.

1365
01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:23,800
MICHELLE: Come on, y'all.
Let's go knock this out
real quick.

1366
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:27,537
Juwanna Mann?

1367
01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:32,442
When was your last period?

1368
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:33,710
Um, my last period. Okay.

1369
01:03:33,844 --> 01:03:35,445
I had a game three days ago,

1370
01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,447
and I played the whole game,
so, two periods.

1371
01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:40,184
(LAUGHING) You crack me up!

1372
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:42,586
No, no, no, no.
Be serious.

1373
01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:44,021
Your menstrual period.

1374
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,790
Oh! Oh, um...

1375
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:49,126
The menstruation period.
Let's see.

1376
01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:51,661
Last Thursday.
Yes, I think I unplugged
last Thursday.

1377
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:53,330
(CLEARS THROAT)

1378
01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:58,702
And any signs of gonorrhea,
syphilis, or chlamydia?

1379
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,404
Uh, no.
Don't have any sisters.
Am I done yet?

1380
01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:02,739
(CHUCKLES) No, no, no.

1381
01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:07,044
I need for you to disrobe
and I'll step right outside.

1382
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,812
I'll be back in just
a few minutes.

1383
01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:11,715
Excuse me. You want me
to take off everything?

1384
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,483
Every little stitch.

1385
01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:15,452
(LAUGHING)

1386
01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,988
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1387
01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:25,762
DOCTOR: Ms. Mann?

1388
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,064
Everything all right in there?

1389
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,398
I'll be right there, Doc!

1390
01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:32,736
Miss Mann?

1391
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:39,944
I'm coming in, Miss Mann!

1392
01:04:40,077 --> 01:04:42,079
JAMAL: Damn!
Must be in
the wrong locker room.

1393
01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:45,715
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

1394
01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:51,888
BETTY: Wait. You can't go
in there! Mr. Daniels is
a very busy man!

1395
01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:53,857
Who do you think you are?

1396
01:04:57,361 --> 01:04:59,629
Oh. Betty, it's okay.
It's fine, thank you.

1397
01:04:59,763 --> 01:05:01,465
Thank you
very much, Betty!

1398
01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:02,632
Thank you, Betty.

1399
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:04,834
Wow.

1400
01:05:04,969 --> 01:05:07,704
A third career.
Where the hell do
you find the time?

1401
01:05:07,837 --> 01:05:09,906
I'm telling you
right now, Lorne.
I'm through.

1402
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,908
I'm finished
with this. I'm out!
All right.

1403
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:13,944
I'm getting out!
Okay. All right.

1404
01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:16,346
Have you checked
with Juwanna on that?

1405
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,782
I don't need to ask Juwanna.
I am Juwanna!

1406
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,217
Listen, let me
tell you something.

1407
01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:22,119
I just left a doctor
who was about
five minutes

1408
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:24,521
away from a handful
of Juwanna's nuts!

1409
01:05:24,654 --> 01:05:26,957
All right. I just
thought you might want
to run it by her

1410
01:05:27,091 --> 01:05:28,959
because, well,
considering all
the offers

1411
01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:30,327
I've been
flooded with...

1412
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:31,828
I don't think you're
hearing me. I just told you...

1413
01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:32,997
What do you mean "offers"?

1414
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:35,099
Reebok, Coca-Cola.

1415
01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:36,500
Sports Illustrated for Women.

1416
01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:38,102
Yeah, it turns out that

1417
01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:41,438
Juwanna is
every advertiser's
dream come true.

1418
01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,707
You know, she's easy
to get along with,

1419
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,575
considerate of others,
a real team player.

1420
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:46,943
Pretty much
everything you're not.

1421
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:49,213
Yeah. So, really,

1422
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,281
all you have to do
is jump on board

1423
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:54,218
with any one
of these advertisers.

1424
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:55,719
You'll be making
more money as Juwanna

1425
01:05:55,852 --> 01:05:58,922
than you ever
dreamed of as Jamal.

1426
01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:01,325
You're not getting it, Lorne.
You're just not getting it.

1427
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,027
I don't care about all
of that anymore!

1428
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,694
(STUTTERS) I'm... Listen.

1429
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:07,131
I did this for one reason,
and I did it
for one reason only.

1430
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:10,300
I did it so
Jamal Jeffries can get
back into pro ball, man.

1431
01:06:10,434 --> 01:06:12,502
I want to be
back with my team!
And that was it!

1432
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:13,803
That's it.

1433
01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:15,505
All right. Then I'll
tell you indeed that

1434
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,307
the network is pressuring
the commissioner

1435
01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:19,076
and you're probably
gonna get another hearing.

1436
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,245
But in the meantime,
you might consider

1437
01:06:21,378 --> 01:06:23,113
taking advantage
of the Juwanna train

1438
01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:25,349
while the railroad
is still in business.

1439
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,451
And you know what?

1440
01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:30,220
I think you might
wanna stop worrying
about Juwanna so much

1441
01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:33,457
and worry about Lorne,
because this is about
saving your career, too.

1442
01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:38,362
(SIGHS)

1443
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,333
Romeo?

1444
01:06:46,070 --> 01:06:47,437
Bet my baby's sleeping.

1445
01:06:48,572 --> 01:06:50,107
(WOMAN GIGGLES)

1446
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,375
Romeo?

1447
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:53,110
ROMEO: That's my name, baby.
That's my name!

1448
01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:54,511
Romeo?

1449
01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:56,346
ROMEO: Hold on, baby.
I'm almost finished!

1450
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,782
Romeo!

1451
01:06:58,915 --> 01:07:02,219
Who are you? In my bed?
What're you doing in my house?

1452
01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:04,921
Baby! Hold up.

1453
01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,857
It ain't me! Groupies!

1454
01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:11,195
(PHONE RINGS)

1455
01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,500
Hel... (CLEARS THROAT)

1456
01:07:17,234 --> 01:07:18,535
(AS JUWANNA) Hello?

1457
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,204
MICHELLE: (OVER PHONE)
Hey, Juwanna, it's Michelle.

1458
01:07:20,337 --> 01:07:22,472
(SOBBING) I need
to talk to you.

1459
01:07:22,606 --> 01:07:23,907
Girl, why are you crying?

1460
01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:27,744
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

1461
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:33,250
I knew you wanted me.
I knew it was just a matter
of time, baby.

1462
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,584
What you got?
What you want?

1463
01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:45,129
ANNOUNCER AND CROWD:
Six, five, four,

1464
01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:48,165
three, two, one...

1465
01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:50,500
Happy New Year!

1466
01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:53,603
You see that, Michelle?
Being alone doesn't mean
you have to be lonely!

1467
01:07:57,141 --> 01:08:00,777
Juwanna, how come
I couldn't see what Romeo
was doing behind my back?

1468
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,647
Well, it was
probably the glare
off Puff Smokey's teeth.

1469
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:05,382
(LAUGHS)

1470
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:09,653
I know, I know
it hurts like
crazy now, sweetheart.

1471
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:11,821
Bad.

1472
01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:14,624
But you trust me,
you are so much better off.

1473
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,127
I just hate being wrong.

1474
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:21,365
Now don't you go blaming
yourself for this.
No, you don't.

1475
01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:25,068
You don't blame yourself
for that low-down,
dirty snake.

1476
01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:26,803
Sweetheart, some men
just don't realize

1477
01:08:26,935 --> 01:08:28,305
what they've got
till it's gone.

1478
01:08:30,174 --> 01:08:31,575
And you trust me,

1479
01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:34,243
one day, he's gonna know.

1480
01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:37,346
Thanks.

1481
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:40,783
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1482
01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:42,919
Juwanna, you are
such a good friend.

1483
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,590
That's why I like you.

1484
01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:49,493
Because you just
keep it real. You know?

1485
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,328
No perpetrating with you.
You're just you.

1486
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:55,499
Oh, actually, Michelle...

1487
01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,434
And you know what else?

1488
01:08:57,567 --> 01:09:01,470
I'm gonna quit
all of this
crying and tripping,

1489
01:09:01,604 --> 01:09:03,340
and I'm just gonna move on.

1490
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,874
That's it, move right on.

1491
01:09:05,008 --> 01:09:07,511
Yeah. Let's have
some more wine.

1492
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,613
Michelle, I really need
to tell you something...

1493
01:09:09,746 --> 01:09:10,947
(SIGHS)
I'm really hoping

1494
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,582
the playoffs can take
my mind off of things.

1495
01:09:13,716 --> 01:09:17,921
'Cause you and the team
are all that I plan
on focusing on right now.

1496
01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:19,656
'Cause I think we got
a really good chance

1497
01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:21,524
of winning
the championship
this year.

1498
01:09:23,158 --> 01:09:25,795
Especially now
since we got you, dog!

1499
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:30,966
(SIGHS)

1500
01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:38,174
LORNE: Jamal.
Okay. It's all set.

1501
01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:40,877
Between the network,
the players' union
and my shameless groveling,

1502
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:42,712
we got you a meeting
with the commissioner.

1503
01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:44,046
That's great.
What do I have to do?

1504
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,216
Well, you just show up,
right? Be polite, smile.

1505
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,519
Let me do all the talking,
you know, pretty much
like I'm doing now,

1506
01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:51,255
and you're back
in the league.

1507
01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:52,856
Sound good to me.
When is it?

1508
01:09:52,988 --> 01:09:54,691
Tomorrow, 3:00.

1509
01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:56,192
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, Lorne.

1510
01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:57,394
You know I can't
make that.

1511
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,028
The Banshees start
the playoffs tomorrow.

1512
01:10:01,064 --> 01:10:02,499
Well, you know what?

1513
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:04,668
How about if my office
tapes the game for you?

1514
01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:07,003
Yeah, but they're
expecting Juwanna
to play!

1515
01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:10,874
And I'm expecting
Juwanna to disappear!
We got a deal here.

1516
01:10:11,007 --> 01:10:13,176
What am I busting
my ass for?

1517
01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:15,245
Come on, now, will you?
Understand, will you?

1518
01:10:15,379 --> 01:10:17,046
There's a lot
of people involved!

1519
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,150
Yeah, Lorne.
Including Juwanna.

1520
01:10:21,285 --> 01:10:23,353
I mean, there are
a lot of people
counting on Juwanna, too.

1521
01:10:23,987 --> 01:10:24,988
Jamal...

1522
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:27,691
You're scaring
me now with this.

1523
01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:31,728
I just need a minute,
Lorne. That's all.
I just need a minute.

1524
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,766
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1525
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,141
CHRIS: The fans are filing in

1526
01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:47,477
with great anticipation
as the Charlotte Banshees

1527
01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,078
prepare to host
game one

1528
01:10:49,212 --> 01:10:52,416
of their WUBA
playoff series
against the Houston Gallop.

1529
01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:56,620
Yo. Has anybody
seen Juwanna?

1530
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,429
You know, Jeanne,
this should really be
an exciting playoff series.

1531
01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:08,264
Well, you're right, Chris.
Even though these two teams
are evenly matched,

1532
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:10,800
most people expect
the Banshees to win
this series.

1533
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:13,370
But in order to do that
they're gonna need
a huge performance

1534
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,405
by their star player,
Juwanna Mann.

1535
01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:18,975
And we're gonna find out
for real, when they tip it off
in just about 30 minutes.

1536
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:23,079
(PHONE RINGING)

1537
01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:25,214
Hello?
JAMAL: Hey, look, uh...

1538
01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,983
It's me.

1539
01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:30,620
Can we... Can we
reschedule the meeting?

1540
01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:32,622
No, we don't.
We're not rescheduling
the meeting, okay?

1541
01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:34,891
Let me make this
real clear for you.

1542
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:36,760
If you're not here
in the next five
frickin' minutes,

1543
01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:39,262
you're not playing
in the league ever again.
Okay? That's it. This is it.

1544
01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,630
(FAKE-LAUGHING) Really.

1545
01:11:41,331 --> 01:11:42,499
Yeah, I understand.

1546
01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,671
That was him. He's on his way.

1547
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:48,938
(CHUCKLING)

1548
01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:50,507
Nothing to worry about,
Mr. Commissioner.

1549
01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:00,149
What's it gonna be, boy?

1550
01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:02,151
(SIGHS)

1551
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:05,689
Now, you gotta go somewhere.

1552
01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,560
ANNOUNCER:
And now, introducing

1553
01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:15,432
the starting lineup
for your Charlotte Banshees.

1554
01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,102
(WHISTLING NERVOUSLY)

1555
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:20,870
I tried calling.

1556
01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:22,305
I don't believe this.

1557
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:23,873
Where is she at?
I don't know.

1558
01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,208
You know what it is?
I'm thinking...

1559
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,977
Uh... Traffic. Yeah.

1560
01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:30,647
It's always...

1561
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:32,616
Bad down... You know,
here, it's bad.

1562
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,852
ANNOUNCER: Number 22...

1563
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:38,555
Juwanna Mann!

1564
01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:02,078
Hey, where you been?

1565
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,581
I had a friend that
had some problems.

1566
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:05,849
Now, let's kick
some butt!

1567
01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:07,451
All right, let's do this.
Let's get in here,

1568
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:09,419
MICHELLE: Huddle up!

1569
01:13:09,553 --> 01:13:11,254
I guess some
things never change.

1570
01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:20,497
Oh, you're wrong about that.

1571
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:23,399
The moment we've been
waiting for is finally here.

1572
01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:24,768
We are underway.

1573
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,109
Ball!

1574
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:38,014
Go, girl! Yeah!

1575
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:40,950
I've lost my mind!

1576
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:44,688
JAMAL: Way to go, Michelle!

1577
01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:45,889
MICHELLE: Good pass!

1578
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:48,458
(CLAMORING)

1579
01:13:53,963 --> 01:13:55,398
CHRIS:
Things remain tight here.

1580
01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:57,901
The Gallop and the Banshees
are playing evenly so far.

1581
01:13:58,034 --> 01:14:00,470
They've been trading
basket for basket,

1582
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:03,573
yet the Gallop
holding a slim lead
for the moment.

1583
01:14:03,707 --> 01:14:06,142
It's been that kind
of game, but we should
have a wild finish.

1584
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,281
Defense! Defense!

1585
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:14,751
On your D! On your D!

1586
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,054
Juwanna Mann! Juwanna Mann!

1587
01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:22,225
CHRIS: Nine seconds left
and the Banshees
are down by one.

1588
01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:25,228
But there's a steal!
The ball's stolen
by Juwanna Mann!

1589
01:14:25,361 --> 01:14:27,731
Look at Juwanna Mann.
Go, Juwanna!

1590
01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:30,834
Could Juwanna Mann
possibly slam-dunk this ball?

1591
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:51,320
(ALL CHEERING)

1592
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,561
(CHEERING STOPS)

1593
01:14:57,694 --> 01:15:00,196
Yes! Yes.

1594
01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:04,400
(MAN IN CROWD LAUGHING)

1595
01:15:04,534 --> 01:15:06,836
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1596
01:15:06,970 --> 01:15:09,505
CHRIS: I can't believe
what I'm seeing here.

1597
01:15:09,639 --> 01:15:11,541
It's Jamal Jeffries!

1598
01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:14,544
And that's your
play of the day.

1599
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:18,882
(CROWD GROANS)

1600
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:24,453
It don't make
me no difference.

1601
01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,791
I still love you,
Juwanna Mann.

1602
01:15:29,425 --> 01:15:30,994
I love you, Juwanna Mann!

1603
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:33,062
SMOKEY: Juwanna Mann!

1604
01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:36,165
I love you,
even though, I guess...

1605
01:15:37,433 --> 01:15:39,168
You're still the man.

1606
01:15:39,302 --> 01:15:40,970
Does that make me a man?

1607
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:42,171
Juwanna!

1608
01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:44,574
SMOKEY: Juwanna!

1609
01:15:47,143 --> 01:15:48,411
What the hell is
happening to me?

1610
01:15:52,582 --> 01:15:54,083
Whoa, Michelle,
I can explain, all right?

1611
01:15:54,984 --> 01:15:56,252
Just give me a minute.

1612
01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:58,087
Michelle!

1613
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,089
JAMAL: Michelle!

1614
01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:21,444
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1615
01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:26,549
In perhaps the most
bizarre sports story ever,

1616
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:28,952
women's pro basketball
star, Juwanna Mann,

1617
01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:33,623
has turned out to be exactly
what her name implies, a man.

1618
01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,892
He a sicko! Straight-up sicko!

1619
01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:37,961
No comment.
Excuse me. No comment.

1620
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:41,965
In my country, penis okay.

1621
01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,967
My mother have penis.

1622
01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:47,036
JAY LENO:
In the WUBA,
Charlotte Banshees

1623
01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:48,604
have fired Jamal Jeffries

1624
01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,539
for posing as a woman.
Do you know the story?

1625
01:16:50,674 --> 01:16:53,509
See, the odd thing is,
Jeffries was known
for being a big playboy.

1626
01:16:53,643 --> 01:16:55,178
The team said they
became kind of suspicious

1627
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:57,280
when they caught him
hitting on himself.

1628
01:16:57,413 --> 01:16:59,182
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
LENO: In fact, he could...

1629
01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:05,655
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1630
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,997
CHRIS: Since the opening tip,

1631
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,165
the Charlotte Banshees
really have been struggling.

1632
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:18,601
They have not
looked very smooth...

1633
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:20,704
Jamal, Jamal, Jamal.

1634
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,910
I see you moping
around here.

1635
01:17:27,777 --> 01:17:29,278
I see you down in the dumps.

1636
01:17:31,114 --> 01:17:34,183
I also see you ain't
been using no plates
in this room.

1637
01:17:41,925 --> 01:17:43,526
(LAUGHS)

1638
01:17:46,229 --> 01:17:47,931
You got yourself
quite a mess here.

1639
01:17:49,565 --> 01:17:50,700
(SIGHING)
I'll clean it up.

1640
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:53,536
I'm not talking
about this mess.

1641
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,371
I'm talking
about that mess.

1642
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,207
Now, sit up.

1643
01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:01,010
Scoot over.

1644
01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,186
Now, it's no sense in
crying over spilled milk.

1645
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:14,557
Best thing to do
is start looking
for a paper towel.

1646
01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,494
You hear me?

1647
01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:23,199
Hmm?

1648
01:18:27,603 --> 01:18:28,972
(CROWD BOOS)

1649
01:18:30,974 --> 01:18:33,042
WEB PLAYER: Next!

1650
01:18:33,176 --> 01:18:36,045
CHRIS: Jeanne, it appears
the Banshee fans are just as
disheartened as the players.

1651
01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:38,414
JEANNE:
Chris, I would absolutely
have to agree with you.

1652
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,183
And unlike the Gallop,

1653
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,518
this Phoenix Web Team,
they have a lot of game.

1654
01:18:42,651 --> 01:18:45,321
Really, the Banshees need
to turn this around now.

1655
01:18:45,454 --> 01:18:46,990
Otherwise
they're gonna get
blown out

1656
01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:49,759
and they will not
advance to the finals.

1657
01:18:49,893 --> 01:18:51,360
I brought
my "A" game today.

1658
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,762
(CLAMORING)

1659
01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,500
COACH: Let's pick it up, guys.
Can you handle that?

1660
01:18:57,633 --> 01:18:59,535
Second half, that's
what I want to see.

1661
01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,137
What's the matter
with you guys?

1662
01:19:01,938 --> 01:19:02,939
Huh?

1663
01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:05,374
Come on, Coach!

1664
01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:07,944
Face it, we're never
gonna get to the championship
without Jamal.

1665
01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:10,479
That's not true.

1666
01:19:12,348 --> 01:19:15,919
What you doing here?
This is the ladies'
locker room, perv.

1667
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:18,054
Look, I just want to talk
to you guys, all right?

1668
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:19,388
ALL: Oh, please!

1669
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:24,293
COACH: All right, ladies.
Hold up. Hold up.

1670
01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:27,931
I think we're letting
Mr. Jeffries here off a little
easy by throwing him out.

1671
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,300
Let's listen to
what he has to say.

1672
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:32,902
I think we all
want to hear this.

1673
01:19:36,339 --> 01:19:37,540
Guys, look...

1674
01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:40,109
I messed up, all right?

1675
01:19:43,346 --> 01:19:44,914
I mean, what I did, it was...

1676
01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:47,616
It was wrong.

1677
01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:49,718
It was selfish.

1678
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:50,820
And I'm...

1679
01:19:55,391 --> 01:19:56,492
I'm truly sorry.

1680
01:19:58,361 --> 01:20:00,163
When I first got here,

1681
01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:03,032
I gotta tell you,
I thought women's
basketball was a big joke.

1682
01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:08,671
Hell, I thought anything that
wasn't about Jamal Jeffries
was a big joke.

1683
01:20:10,673 --> 01:20:12,508
(SIGHS) It turns out
the joke was on me.

1684
01:20:16,612 --> 01:20:19,815
That's because I thought
that the most important
thing about basketball

1685
01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:22,318
was being a star.

1686
01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:28,057
That's until you
guys taught me

1687
01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:29,959
that the only way
to truly shine

1688
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:33,963
is to be a part of a team.

1689
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,302
So if you guys want
to hate me,

1690
01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:41,604
and Lord knows
I understand you
if you do...

1691
01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:46,342
But you're gonna
have to hate me
after the game.

1692
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,712
Because you guys never
needed me to win this.

1693
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,116
And you don't need me now.

1694
01:20:57,586 --> 01:20:58,621
I needed you.

1695
01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:03,559
So, come on.

1696
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,061
Go win it.

1697
01:21:16,005 --> 01:21:17,006
And, Latisha...

1698
01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:20,343
Your game is on.

1699
01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:25,681
But keep your
eye out for Magda.

1700
01:21:25,814 --> 01:21:26,849
She's getting open
in the post, all right?

1701
01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:31,921
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1702
01:21:53,476 --> 01:21:55,678
CHRIS: I don't know
what happened in that
locker room at halftime,

1703
01:21:55,811 --> 01:21:58,347
but the Banshee team
has played with
tremendous emotion.

1704
01:21:58,481 --> 01:22:00,016
Somehow, they've
been rejuvenated.

1705
01:22:00,149 --> 01:22:01,384
JEANNE: Well, Chris,
you are right.

1706
01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:03,119
This is like a completely
different team.

1707
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,088
What an amazing turnaround.

1708
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,489
Don't look now,
but the Banshees

1709
01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:08,391
might actually
get to the big show.

1710
01:22:15,564 --> 01:22:16,665
(ALL CLAMORING)

1711
01:22:20,403 --> 01:22:21,337
ALL: We're winners!

1712
01:22:21,470 --> 01:22:22,471
(ALL CHEERING)

1713
01:22:31,981 --> 01:22:34,417
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1714
01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:37,653
Dear Michelle...

1715
01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:42,091
Just 'cause it's Wednesday.

1716
01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:55,238
The fans deserve
to have a true
basketball star,

1717
01:22:55,371 --> 01:22:59,975
and a future role model,
finish his career on top.

1718
01:23:00,109 --> 01:23:03,179
Please believe me when
I tell you that Mr. Jeffries
is a changed man.

1719
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:07,983
And I say that not
only as his agent

1720
01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:11,520
but as his friend, too.

1721
01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:14,890
ARBITRATOR: Mr. Jeffries.

1722
01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:16,459
After hearing
the very sincere,

1723
01:23:16,592 --> 01:23:19,662
and impassioned plea
from your representative,

1724
01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:22,065
I must say that
I am still left

1725
01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:23,832
rather unimpressed.

1726
01:23:23,966 --> 01:23:26,369
You have not only disgraced
our men's pro league,

1727
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:28,571
but the women's
pro league as well.

1728
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,640
This is a closed hearing!

1729
01:23:31,774 --> 01:23:36,079
With all due respect, sir,
and on behalf of
the Charlotte Banshees,

1730
01:23:36,212 --> 01:23:40,049
we in no way feel
that Jamal Jeffries
has disgraced our league.

1731
01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:42,485
MICHELLE: Without a doubt,
he may have disgraced himself,

1732
01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:46,489
and he is certainly
paying the price for that.

1733
01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:48,557
MICHELLE: But we forgive him.

1734
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:50,293
No doubt, no doubt.

1735
01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:51,894
And we feel that
you should, too.

1736
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:56,899
We want you
to have this, Jamal.

1737
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:14,250
I'm convinced. I think
they've made their point.

1738
01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:18,521
We out of here, y'all.

1739
01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:30,032
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

1740
01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:38,541
ANNOUNCER:
And now, returning

1741
01:24:38,674 --> 01:24:41,277
for his second year
at starting guard,

1742
01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:43,712
the only man who has played

1743
01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:47,783
in both the men's
and women's professional
basketball leagues,

1744
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:51,687
North Carolina's
own Jamal Jeffries!

1745
01:25:10,673 --> 01:25:11,640
Hey, hey! You!

1746
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:12,975
What, man?

1747
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,109
That's not a keg!

1748
01:25:14,243 --> 01:25:16,279
You know how much
this stupid thing costs?

1749
01:25:16,412 --> 01:25:19,081
What does it matter to you?
The bank owns it now, anyway.

1750
01:25:19,215 --> 01:25:21,417
The bank?
The bank owns this?
Yeah.

1751
01:25:21,550 --> 01:25:23,519
Oh, really?
Hey!

1752
01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:25,521
You know what?
The bank's got
a dustpan in the kitchen.

1753
01:25:25,654 --> 01:25:27,956
Maybe you need
to get that, too.

1754
01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:31,860
What's up, baby?
Yeah, you're like
an angel in this light.

1755
01:25:37,099 --> 01:25:39,168
(SCREAMING)

1756
01:25:39,302 --> 01:25:43,071
Yo, man! What's up, G?
I just saw you on
the television, man.

1757
01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:46,309
That movement was so flying.
You take it off like this,
I was like, "Oh!"

1758
01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,110
You do it like this,
I was, "Oh, yeah!"

1759
01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:49,912
You went like this,
I was like, "Boonga!"

1760
01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:52,080
I was like...
(SPEAKING JIBBERISH)

1761
01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:53,482
Oh, no, you don't have to.

1762
01:25:53,616 --> 01:25:54,917
(LAUGHS) Thank you.

1763
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:00,088
You don't walk
all over her.

1764
01:26:00,223 --> 01:26:02,791
I'm wrapping
around her.
Watch me.

1765
01:26:02,925 --> 01:26:05,828
Ride me!
Ride them, cowboy!
Rawhide!

1766
01:26:11,066 --> 01:26:12,368
I like it rough!

1767
01:26:13,436 --> 01:26:15,070
Aunt Ruby, please.

1768
01:26:15,204 --> 01:26:16,539
(VOCALIZING)

1769
01:26:17,973 --> 01:26:19,208
You got to get
on the floor, boy.

1770
01:26:19,342 --> 01:26:20,409
Oh, shit! So sorry.

1771
01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:21,744
Get your ass
on that floor.

1772
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,547
Now, go ahead,
do that walk I taught you.

1773
01:26:25,147 --> 01:26:26,148
Oh, shit!

1774
01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:28,984
Come on, Lorne.
Just feel them for me.

1775
01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:30,719
Why?
I want you to see
how they feel.

1776
01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:33,522
I don't want to...
Man, those are good.

1777
01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:34,990
That looks good
on you, baby.

1778
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:36,892
No, no, no, no, no.

1779
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:39,428
No.
Yes.

1780
01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:40,829
Oh, my God.

1781
01:26:40,963 --> 01:26:42,698
Lorne, not you, too!

1782
01:26:46,469 --> 01:26:48,471
(RAP SONG PLAYING)