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The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:00:44,066 --> 00:00:46,067 Every day I get letters. 3 00:00:48,653 --> 00:00:52,740 I think I get more letters than Santa Claus, Zac Efron and Dr. Phil combined. 4 00:00:56,661 --> 00:00:58,621 I'm kinda the shit. 5 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:04,376 Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy. 6 00:01:04,461 --> 00:01:06,587 Grassy-ass, Raymundo. 7 00:01:11,177 --> 00:01:15,639 Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me. 8 00:01:15,723 --> 00:01:19,851 They tell me everything will be okay if I just acceptJesus Christ into my heart. 9 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:24,940 I say the words, but nothing ever happens. 10 00:01:25,942 --> 00:01:27,901 Nobody comes back. 11 00:01:27,985 --> 00:01:30,570 Nobody gets offthe cross. 12 00:01:34,992 --> 00:01:37,702 Welcome to the Mental Olympics. 13 00:01:37,787 --> 00:01:40,789 They're big on recreation here. 14 00:01:40,873 --> 00:01:43,375 Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions. 15 00:01:45,461 --> 00:01:47,379 Oh, yeah! 16 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:52,134 Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, 17 00:01:52,218 --> 00:01:54,886 keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising. 18 00:01:56,013 --> 00:01:59,141 Well, those J.V. tactics won't work against me. 19 00:01:59,225 --> 00:02:01,143 I'm a kicker. 20 00:02:01,227 --> 00:02:03,520 K- I-C-K-E-R. 21 00:02:03,604 --> 00:02:05,857 It even says so on my chart. 22 00:02:08,277 --> 00:02:10,278 Just one Toast 'Em, huh? 23 00:02:12,906 --> 00:02:15,449 I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. 24 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:18,619 But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. 25 00:02:18,704 --> 00:02:20,872 I recommend more complex carbo— 26 00:02:25,169 --> 00:02:29,213 - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! 27 00:02:29,298 --> 00:02:31,591 All right. 28 00:02:37,222 --> 00:02:39,390 Don't touch me! 29 00:02:58,286 --> 00:03:01,121 I wasn't always this cracked. 30 00:03:01,206 --> 00:03:03,749 I used to be normal. 31 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:07,794 Well, as normal as any girl under the influence ofteenage hormones. 32 00:03:11,049 --> 00:03:13,800 But after the killings began, I started to feel— 33 00:03:13,885 --> 00:03:15,802 I don't know- 34 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:18,764 loose around the edges or something. 35 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:21,433 dd 36 00:03:25,563 --> 00:03:28,023 God! 37 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:30,275 I hate this fucking song. 38 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,115 dd 39 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,619 This is where it all went down. 40 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:44,915 "Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, 41 00:03:44,999 --> 00:03:47,668 but the place is just named after a waterfall. 42 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:51,422 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. 43 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:54,550 It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out. 44 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:58,096 The scientist guys dropped all kinds ofthings down there, 45 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,348 but nothing ever surfaces. 46 00:04:00,432 --> 00:04:02,350 Maybe it's another dimension. 47 00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:05,019 Or, you know, just really deep. 48 00:04:20,619 --> 00:04:24,205 I'm working the back of my calves, and I'm working my heart. 49 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:30,295 We're talkin' about butt. We're talkin' about legs. 50 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,505 We're talking about virtually no impact. 51 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:35,842 This should sell for 14.95. 52 00:04:38,429 --> 00:04:41,389 Whole body calorie burning. Whole body muscle toning. Everything. 53 00:04:41,473 --> 00:04:44,351 Now what about upper body? All right. We'll do upper body. 54 00:04:44,436 --> 00:04:47,313 Chicken! We're working my butt. We're working my abs. 55 00:04:47,397 --> 00:04:49,315 We're working the inside of my thighs. 56 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:51,525 Now, here's one of our new movements. 57 00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:54,695 I want you to see the range of motion. Just go to "Hurdle" or "Sprint. " 58 00:04:54,779 --> 00:04:56,655 Look at the sprint that I have. 59 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:59,366 How many people can get that range of motion? 60 00:04:59,451 --> 00:05:03,829 Say I wanna do just my hip flexors or my buttocks even more. 61 00:05:03,913 --> 00:05:05,748 I do what's called digging. 62 00:05:05,832 --> 00:05:08,834 Look at the range of motion. I use this for a lot of swimwear models. 63 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:11,754 Very, very, very important. How 'bout Butt Squeeze? 64 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,672 Yup. I see you wanted to touch. 65 00:05:13,798 --> 00:05:16,759 That's a good way - Not this show! Not touching this show— 66 00:05:26,102 --> 00:05:28,312 Jennifer didn't always look this rough. 67 00:05:30,231 --> 00:05:33,067 dd 68 00:05:37,031 --> 00:05:39,783 Just two months ago, me, Jennifer and my boyfriend, Chip, 69 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:42,702 were completely normal people. 70 00:05:42,787 --> 00:05:45,330 We were our yearbook pictures. 71 00:05:45,414 --> 00:05:47,415 Nothing more, nothing less. 72 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:53,713 d One d d I'm biting my tongue d 73 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:55,215 d Two d d He's kissin' on you d 74 00:05:55,299 --> 00:05:57,467 d Three d d Oh, why can't you see d 75 00:05:57,551 --> 00:05:59,177 d One, two, three, four dd 76 00:05:59,261 --> 00:06:01,179 There'sJennifer. 77 00:06:01,263 --> 00:06:03,473 Only back then, we were tight. 78 00:06:03,557 --> 00:06:05,850 Sisters, practically. 79 00:06:05,935 --> 00:06:08,561 People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer... 80 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:10,480 would associate with a dork like me. 81 00:06:11,524 --> 00:06:13,441 Sandbox love never dies. 82 00:06:13,526 --> 00:06:15,944 d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d 83 00:06:16,028 --> 00:06:18,655 d That I've been dreaming ofd 84 00:06:18,739 --> 00:06:21,282 You're totally lesbi-gay. 85 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:23,284 What? She's my best friend. 86 00:06:25,704 --> 00:06:30,000 d Ever since I was a little girl d 87 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,002 d One d d I'm biting my tongue d 88 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:34,797 d Two d d He's kissing on you dd 89 00:06:34,923 --> 00:06:37,091 Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? 90 00:06:37,217 --> 00:06:39,927 You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? 91 00:06:40,011 --> 00:06:42,138 Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. 92 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:44,140 They're this indie rock band from the city. 93 00:06:44,224 --> 00:06:48,477 I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. 94 00:06:48,562 --> 00:06:50,396 Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you. 95 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,486 Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. 96 00:06:57,571 --> 00:06:59,613 Boo. Cross out Needy. 97 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:06,662 What time is the show? I'll pick you up at 8:30. 98 00:07:06,746 --> 00:07:09,373 My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. 99 00:07:09,457 --> 00:07:11,876 He seems nice. 100 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:14,670 Wear something cute, okay? Okay. 101 00:07:20,635 --> 00:07:24,723 "Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. 102 00:07:24,807 --> 00:07:28,935 It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. 103 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:32,898 I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. 104 00:07:32,982 --> 00:07:34,983 Tits were her trademark. 105 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,198 Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. 106 00:07:41,282 --> 00:07:45,076 It's a rock show. This is my rock look. 107 00:07:45,161 --> 00:07:48,121 Well, I can see, like, your womb, so— 108 00:07:49,624 --> 00:07:51,541 I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. 109 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:55,045 Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. 110 00:07:55,129 --> 00:07:58,089 Girls like her don't go out with drummers. 111 00:07:58,174 --> 00:08:00,050 - Thanks a lot. - No offense. 112 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:04,304 She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. 113 00:08:04,388 --> 00:08:06,806 - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins? 114 00:08:08,726 --> 00:08:12,103 Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. 115 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:15,190 Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- 116 00:08:15,274 --> 00:08:17,777 Salty. 117 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:20,238 Salty means beautiful. 118 00:08:20,322 --> 00:08:23,282 Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe. 119 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:35,086 Jennifer's here. 120 00:08:35,212 --> 00:08:37,171 How do you know? Needy! 121 00:08:37,256 --> 00:08:39,257 Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. 122 00:08:39,341 --> 00:08:41,259 That's fucking weird. 123 00:08:41,343 --> 00:08:44,345 Better hurry before she gets annoyed. 124 00:08:44,429 --> 00:08:46,847 You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. 125 00:08:46,932 --> 00:08:50,768 No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes. 126 00:08:50,852 --> 00:08:53,396 We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. 127 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,607 You guys don't have anything in common. 128 00:08:56,692 --> 00:08:58,901 Yeah. Okay, Chip. 129 00:09:09,622 --> 00:09:12,374 Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. 130 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:16,586 A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. 131 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:19,214 Oh, hi, Chip. 132 00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:22,134 It smells like Thai food in here. 133 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:25,470 - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. 134 00:09:25,555 --> 00:09:28,098 - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. 135 00:09:28,182 --> 00:09:30,851 Fuck you. Let's go to the club. 136 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:33,979 Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. 137 00:09:34,063 --> 00:09:36,440 It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. 138 00:09:36,524 --> 00:09:39,234 Eat my ass, Chip. You're justJell-O 'cause you're not invited. 139 00:09:39,319 --> 00:09:41,653 I'm notJell-O. That place is disgusting. 140 00:09:41,779 --> 00:09:44,614 Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. 141 00:09:44,699 --> 00:09:46,783 You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself. 142 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,872 Stop kidnapping my girlfriend. 143 00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:54,624 dd You wish. 144 00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:02,925 Chip was right. 145 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:05,094 Melody Lane is definitely not a club. 146 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:09,265 Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. 147 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:11,392 Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. 148 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,978 As they come around the corner- 149 00:10:14,063 --> 00:10:16,356 All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. 150 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,401 d You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground d 151 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:24,697 d You stay up, you won't come down d 152 00:10:24,782 --> 00:10:28,409 I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. 153 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:31,204 Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. 154 00:10:31,288 --> 00:10:33,289 What up, Craig? 155 00:10:33,374 --> 00:10:36,876 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. 156 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,837 Swing and miss. 157 00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:45,259 Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. 158 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,136 I wonder if he's circumcised. 159 00:10:47,221 --> 00:10:49,764 I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. 160 00:10:49,848 --> 00:10:52,016 Ew. 161 00:10:52,101 --> 00:10:56,063 Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit. 162 00:10:57,982 --> 00:11:00,234 Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. 163 00:11:00,318 --> 00:11:04,363 You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman. 164 00:11:04,447 --> 00:11:08,367 Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals. 165 00:11:09,744 --> 00:11:13,080 Are you, uh— you're gonna cuff me? 166 00:11:13,164 --> 00:11:14,915 Don't do that. 167 00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:16,959 Okay? Not here. 168 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,670 Hey, that's the band. 169 00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:30,973 Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. 170 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:34,435 Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. 171 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:37,771 Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. 172 00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:40,524 I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. 173 00:11:40,608 --> 00:11:43,110 All stylish and shit. 174 00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:49,033 I think they need two groupies. 175 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,620 No! No. Come on. Don't be so J.V., Needy. 176 00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:55,498 They're just boys, morsels. We have all the power. 177 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,542 Don't you know that? These things? 178 00:11:57,626 --> 00:12:00,920 These are like smart bombs. Okay? 179 00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:04,674 You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real. 180 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:09,804 Hi. Hi. 181 00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:14,350 Uh— we just wanted to meet you or something. 182 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:17,562 I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. 183 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,772 Hi. I'm Nikolai. 184 00:12:19,857 --> 00:12:22,567 This is, uh— These guys are my band. 185 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:26,821 Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard— I've heard about you. 186 00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:30,700 You play your instruments really super good. 187 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,453 Thank you. We are professionals. 188 00:12:33,537 --> 00:12:36,873 Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? 189 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:40,460 Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? 190 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,630 You live in the city, right? Yeah. 191 00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:45,966 But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... 192 00:12:46,051 --> 00:12:48,302 in the shitty areas too. 193 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,555 That's amazing. 194 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,725 Can I, um— Can I buy you a drink? 195 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:56,560 Sure. What are we having? 196 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,855 They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. 197 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:03,359 It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. 198 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:05,110 All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. 199 00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:08,239 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 200 00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:10,699 Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? 201 00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:13,827 Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender. 202 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,376 Aw, shit. 203 00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:26,215 Dirk, what about her? 204 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,427 - Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. 205 00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,389 I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. 206 00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:35,517 That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- 207 00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,310 Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? 208 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:41,147 There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. 209 00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,567 You told us you were from Brooklyn. 210 00:13:43,651 --> 00:13:47,028 My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? 211 00:13:47,113 --> 00:13:49,698 - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks— - I don't know. 212 00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:52,450 Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so— 213 00:13:52,535 --> 00:13:55,161 Fine. Okay? You know, I'm notjust your bassist. 214 00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:58,498 I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- 215 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,500 - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. 216 00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:04,379 Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. 217 00:14:04,463 --> 00:14:08,174 Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. 218 00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:10,552 And you're right. She is a virgin. 219 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:14,055 And that beats sleeping with creeps like you. 220 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:28,738 Tower One isn't full enough. 221 00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:31,115 Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it. 222 00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:34,160 You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. 223 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:37,121 Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. 224 00:14:37,205 --> 00:14:41,709 What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. 225 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,128 And by the way, that hurts. 226 00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:46,172 I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. 227 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:48,841 I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. 228 00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:51,802 Oh, my God. 229 00:14:53,472 --> 00:14:56,140 Good evening, Devil's Lake. Devil's Kettle! 230 00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:58,225 Fuckin'- A right, it is. 231 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,311 dd 232 00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:20,832 d All alone in an empty room d 233 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,377 d Nothing left but the memories d 234 00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:25,379 d Ofwhen d 235 00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:28,215 d I had my best friend d 236 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:31,968 d And I don't know how we ended up here d 237 00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:35,806 d I don't know but it's never been so clear d 238 00:15:36,891 --> 00:15:41,061 d We made a mistake, dear d 239 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:44,356 d And I see d 240 00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:48,902 d The broken glass in front of me d 241 00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:51,947 d I see d 242 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:56,451 d Your shadow hanging over me d 243 00:15:56,536 --> 00:16:00,205 d And your face, I can see d 244 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:04,626 d Through the trees d 245 00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:07,879 d I will find you d 246 00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:11,425 d I will heal d 247 00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:15,346 d The ruins left inside you d 248 00:16:15,431 --> 00:16:18,850 d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d 249 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:22,770 d I'm still here breathing now d 250 00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:26,232 d I'm still here breathing now d 251 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:29,777 d Until I'm set free d 252 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:32,530 d Goin' quiet through the trees d 253 00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:39,370 d And I remember how we used to talk d 254 00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:44,834 d About the places we would go when we grew up d 255 00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,712 d And all that we were gonna find d 256 00:16:50,632 --> 00:16:54,510 d And I remember watching our seeds grow d 257 00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:59,140 d And how you cried when you saw the first leaf show d 258 00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:01,893 dd 259 00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,278 Let's go! 260 00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:14,615 No! 261 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,544 Run! 262 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,467 We can't get through there! 263 00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,646 I know where to go! 264 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,506 Hey. Hey. Jen? 265 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,638 Hey. 266 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,058 Jennifer? Oh, thank God you guys are all right. 267 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,853 I've been looking everywhere for you two. 268 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,106 Listen, it's really dangerous out here. 269 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:32,068 You wanna head someplace safer, like my van? What? 270 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,614 I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place. 271 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,075 And right now, I feel like that's my van. Okay. 272 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,160 Okay, this one's in shock. Great. 273 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,621 Are you in shock? Have some ofthat. 274 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,999 No. 275 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,294 Jennifer? 276 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,797 Hey. 277 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,219 Let's go, Jennifer! Let's go to the van. 278 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,097 I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van. 279 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,099 Why? Why should we? 280 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,268 We have the Sebring. Let's just get out of here! 281 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,062 Let's go to L.O.O. and get some Northwoods Nachos with extra badger sauce. 282 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,816 - Please? I'm starving. - Needy, stop it! Just shut up. 283 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,210 I watched her get into that van, 284 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,880 and I knew something awful was going to happen. 285 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,965 He was skinny and twisted and evil, 286 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,218 like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid. 287 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:10,460 Oh. 288 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,770 - Hey, Niedermeyer. - Oh, thank God you're there. 289 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,147 What's wrong? Jennifer's gone. 290 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,608 She ran offwith that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down. 291 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:39,114 You're okay, right? Uh, yeah. 292 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,534 But there was this huge stampede, 293 00:20:41,618 --> 00:20:43,828 and all the people that fainted got run over, 294 00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:46,831 and you could hear their bones breaking. 295 00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:49,250 And the people— 296 00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:52,628 like, the people on fire just smelled like— 297 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,756 This is crazy. Jennifer's still with those creeps. 298 00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:59,176 They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. 299 00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:02,888 - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist? 300 00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:05,099 She's still in there. We have to go find her. 301 00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:07,309 Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags... 302 00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:09,395 with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara? 303 00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:11,564 People just burned to death. 304 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:14,316 Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here! 305 00:21:14,401 --> 00:21:16,569 I'm all alone. I'm freaked out. 306 00:21:16,653 --> 00:21:19,321 - Where is your mom? - Swing shift. 307 00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:24,702 Stay on the phone with me, okay? 308 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:30,624 Needy, do you want me to come over or something? 309 00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:33,045 I don't know. Maybe. 310 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,266 Needy? 311 00:21:52,857 --> 00:21:54,858 Okay, so now there's no one here. 312 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:58,612 That's so strange. 313 00:21:58,696 --> 00:22:00,697 Maybe I'm going crazy. 314 00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:05,118 It's probably nothing. 315 00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:07,954 Look, I'll call you later. Okay. 316 00:23:24,784 --> 00:23:27,703 Hi. 317 00:23:35,962 --> 00:23:38,505 Jen. 318 00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,591 What happened? 319 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:52,269 Jen? 320 00:24:16,378 --> 00:24:18,379 Um— 321 00:24:18,464 --> 00:24:23,635 My mom got that at Boston Market, and I'm— I'm not supposed to- 322 00:24:57,378 --> 00:24:59,295 Jennifer. Jennifer? 323 00:25:00,631 --> 00:25:02,590 Jennifer. 324 00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:28,993 Are you scared? 325 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:48,053 Jennifer! 326 00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:05,572 Another body under here! 327 00:26:05,656 --> 00:26:08,992 dd 328 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,707 I heard Needy and Jennifer were there, 329 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,710 and they had to fight their way out with a machete. 330 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,920 Look, she's not even moving. 331 00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:23,590 It's called post-traumatic stress disorder. 332 00:26:23,674 --> 00:26:26,509 My dad was in Operation Enduring Freedom, 333 00:26:26,594 --> 00:26:29,763 and he totally, like, stopped talking for, like, months. 334 00:26:34,518 --> 00:26:38,313 I'll be Perfect Prom Betty, and you be her. 335 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,106 Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley? 336 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,859 Ow! What's wrong, Jennifer? 337 00:26:51,703 --> 00:26:54,622 Don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me a shot. 338 00:26:54,706 --> 00:26:56,707 I never tell on you. 339 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:02,129 Where's it at, Monistat? 340 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:07,176 - You're all right. - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 341 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,220 'Cause last night at my house, you were— 342 00:27:09,304 --> 00:27:11,680 You do have a tendency to overreact. 343 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:15,643 Remember when we were in Girl Scout camp, and you thought that there was an earthquake, 344 00:27:15,727 --> 00:27:18,562 but it was just two guys with a ghetto blaster? 345 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:21,816 People died, Jennifer. 346 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:25,194 It's, like, all over the news. National news. 347 00:27:27,072 --> 00:27:30,324 Anybody that we know? We know everyone. 348 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,120 Sucks to be them, I guess. 349 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:39,959 What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you? 350 00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:42,378 Besides the obvious surface flaws. 351 00:27:44,674 --> 00:27:46,675 I knew it was real. 352 00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:51,847 I'd been up all night, scrubbing the carnage offthe linoleum. 353 00:27:58,479 --> 00:28:00,105 Shoot. 354 00:28:00,189 --> 00:28:01,857 Please don't talk to yourself. 355 00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,984 It's one ofyour more freakish Needy behaviors... 356 00:28:04,068 --> 00:28:06,445 and it makes us both look like total gaylords. 357 00:28:06,529 --> 00:28:09,239 Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad. 358 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:11,700 You should find a Chinese chick to buffyour situation. 359 00:28:16,122 --> 00:28:19,833 This is a dark, dark day... 360 00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:21,877 for Devil's Kettle. 361 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,713 And believe me you, I have lived through some— 362 00:28:26,382 --> 00:28:28,383 some pretty heavy stuff. 363 00:28:30,803 --> 00:28:35,265 We lost eight precious students... 364 00:28:35,349 --> 00:28:38,519 including Ahmet from India, 365 00:28:38,604 --> 00:28:41,189 several parents... 366 00:28:41,273 --> 00:28:43,733 and our beloved Spanish teacher, 367 00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:47,236 Senorita Erickson. 368 00:28:47,321 --> 00:28:49,238 No way. Erickson ate shit? 369 00:28:49,323 --> 00:28:52,825 Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns... 370 00:28:52,910 --> 00:28:57,330 about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho. 371 00:28:58,665 --> 00:29:02,168 We can't let that damn fire win. 372 00:29:02,252 --> 00:29:05,046 It already won. 373 00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:07,340 God bless you kids. 374 00:29:30,782 --> 00:29:34,493 There's no band practice today. There's no anything today. 375 00:29:34,577 --> 00:29:38,997 It's surreal, right? When just one person dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops. 376 00:29:39,082 --> 00:29:41,583 Feel guiltyjust breathing. 377 00:29:41,668 --> 00:29:44,294 Word. 378 00:29:44,379 --> 00:29:47,381 Chip, I need to tell you something kinda weird. 379 00:29:49,384 --> 00:29:51,677 It's aboutJennifer. What? 380 00:29:53,888 --> 00:29:58,141 You know how last night we were talking, and someone came to my house? It was Jennifer. 381 00:29:58,226 --> 00:30:01,186 She looked like she had been beaten up or shot or something. 382 00:30:01,271 --> 00:30:06,316 And then she barfed up this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff... 383 00:30:06,401 --> 00:30:09,945 that looked like roadkill and, like, sewing needles mixed together. 384 00:30:10,029 --> 00:30:11,655 Yuck. 385 00:30:11,739 --> 00:30:15,909 Well, she probably just inhaled a whole bunch of smoke or something. 386 00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:17,911 No, Chip. No, it was like— 387 00:30:17,996 --> 00:30:20,247 It was, like, evil. 388 00:30:21,624 --> 00:30:24,210 Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. 389 00:30:24,295 --> 00:30:26,087 I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. 390 00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:28,548 Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. 391 00:30:28,632 --> 00:30:30,300 I didn't say you were crazy. 392 00:30:30,384 --> 00:30:33,303 It's just, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel— 393 00:30:33,429 --> 00:30:36,014 Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. 394 00:30:36,098 --> 00:30:37,849 Hey, Needy. 395 00:30:37,933 --> 00:30:42,437 - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches. 396 00:30:43,772 --> 00:30:45,732 Yeah. 397 00:30:46,942 --> 00:30:48,901 Well, I'm glad you didn't die. 398 00:30:48,986 --> 00:30:51,988 - Thanks. - Seriously. 399 00:30:55,451 --> 00:30:57,452 How are you friends with Colin Gray? 400 00:30:57,536 --> 00:30:59,621 I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. 401 00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:01,706 I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. 402 00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:05,752 He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. 403 00:31:05,836 --> 00:31:10,173 Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. 404 00:31:10,257 --> 00:31:14,260 You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser. 405 00:31:15,346 --> 00:31:17,306 Walk me home? 406 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:20,476 You know it, babe. 407 00:31:20,644 --> 00:31:22,561 dd 408 00:31:31,404 --> 00:31:36,325 d It's all right d 409 00:31:38,036 --> 00:31:42,081 d It's all right dd 410 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:48,128 Hi. Hey, Jennifer. 411 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:52,299 I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss. 412 00:31:52,384 --> 00:31:54,635 You are crying about Craig, right? 413 00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:58,597 He was my best friend. 414 00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:01,433 You know, I was there last night, 415 00:32:01,518 --> 00:32:06,105 and I was probably the last person to talk to him, like, ever. 416 00:32:06,189 --> 00:32:09,191 Wow. You know what he said? 417 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:13,530 Craig said that he always thought you and me... 418 00:32:13,614 --> 00:32:16,908 would make a totally banging couple. 419 00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:20,954 Isn't that just so weird? 420 00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:23,707 He— He said "banging"? 421 00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:30,338 Feel my heart, Jonas. 422 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,844 I think it's broken. 423 00:32:37,304 --> 00:32:39,681 Mine too. 424 00:32:39,765 --> 00:32:42,809 You come with me, just for a little while. 425 00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:46,354 It's what Craig would have wanted. 426 00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:49,816 - Yeah. - Yeah. 427 00:33:12,632 --> 00:33:16,010 You're so warm. Why are you so warm? 428 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,012 Shutties. 429 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:32,359 Jennifer. 430 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:35,154 Jen. What? 431 00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:36,739 Look. 432 00:33:40,869 --> 00:33:42,787 Mm-hmm. 433 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,793 They're waiting. 434 00:33:55,926 --> 00:33:58,303 Okay. 435 00:34:04,894 --> 00:34:10,649 Mmm. 436 00:34:13,611 --> 00:34:15,695 Do you miss Craig? 437 00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:20,242 Of course. 438 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,786 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon. 439 00:34:22,870 --> 00:34:25,288 What, you mean, like, in heaven someday? 440 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:28,834 Nope. 441 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:35,423 God. 442 00:34:42,098 --> 00:34:44,057 Let it all out, kids. 443 00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:56,654 dd You want some baloney, Spector? 444 00:34:56,738 --> 00:34:59,448 And that was Low Shoulder, the local band... 445 00:34:59,533 --> 00:35:03,870 who became unlikely heroes ofthe tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night. 446 00:35:03,954 --> 00:35:07,832 Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, 447 00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:10,543 risking their own lives in the process. 448 00:35:10,627 --> 00:35:13,796 That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. 449 00:35:13,881 --> 00:35:18,259 And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. 450 00:35:18,343 --> 00:35:21,012 Now, how you guys holdin' up? 451 00:35:21,096 --> 00:35:23,014 We're maintaining, man. 452 00:35:23,098 --> 00:35:25,308 It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes... 453 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:27,852 are the people of Devil's Lake. 454 00:35:27,936 --> 00:35:32,732 I just hope we can convey 1/1 Oth of their courage and spirit... 455 00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:34,859 on our upcoming album. 456 00:35:50,084 --> 00:35:52,127 Virgin mother. 457 00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:54,963 dd Crap. 458 00:35:55,089 --> 00:35:56,965 You said it. Hey, Mom. 459 00:35:57,967 --> 00:35:59,968 I didn't know you were up. 460 00:36:00,053 --> 00:36:01,762 Yeah. 461 00:36:03,056 --> 00:36:06,850 Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors. 462 00:36:06,935 --> 00:36:09,519 Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror. 463 00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:12,314 Right. 464 00:36:12,398 --> 00:36:15,025 What'd you dream about? 465 00:36:15,109 --> 00:36:19,655 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree... 466 00:36:19,739 --> 00:36:24,076 with hammers and big stakes and shit. 467 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,579 Just like J.C. 468 00:36:29,457 --> 00:36:33,961 But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. 469 00:36:34,045 --> 00:36:36,839 I can take care of myself. 470 00:36:36,924 --> 00:36:38,841 Yeah, you say that, 471 00:36:38,926 --> 00:36:42,261 but one day you're gonna be crying out for me, and I'm not gonna be there. 472 00:36:44,264 --> 00:36:47,392 No! 473 00:37:01,407 --> 00:37:04,617 We will get the man who did this to your son. Hear me. 474 00:37:05,786 --> 00:37:07,787 I'll kill him myself. 475 00:37:08,831 --> 00:37:10,623 I will. 476 00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,709 Do you hear me, you bastard? 477 00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:18,256 I'll cut offyour nut sack and nail it to my door... 478 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:23,011 like one ofthose lion door knockers rich folks got! 479 00:37:23,095 --> 00:37:26,264 That will be your balls! 480 00:38:17,317 --> 00:38:19,359 Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... 481 00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:21,445 that destroyed a popular local nightclub... 482 00:38:21,529 --> 00:38:22,280 in Devil's Kettle last night. 483 00:38:23,657 --> 00:38:28,661 Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! 484 00:38:28,788 --> 00:38:31,372 Goody for you. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, 485 00:38:31,457 --> 00:38:34,042 and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate? 486 00:38:35,461 --> 00:38:38,254 - Yeah? - It's that good. 487 00:38:38,339 --> 00:38:40,256 Well, that's nice. 488 00:38:40,341 --> 00:38:42,592 Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, 489 00:38:42,676 --> 00:38:45,094 the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle oftown. 490 00:38:45,179 --> 00:38:48,306 Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. 491 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:52,602 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. 492 00:38:52,686 --> 00:38:54,604 That's sweet, Jen. 493 00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:56,397 You know, I tell it like it is. 494 00:38:56,482 --> 00:38:58,233 And besides, you know what? 495 00:38:58,317 --> 00:39:01,444 You should be happy for me because I am having the best day... 496 00:39:01,529 --> 00:39:04,239 since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. 497 00:39:04,323 --> 00:39:06,366 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. 498 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:08,076 Whatever. 499 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,203 Other line. Hold on. 500 00:39:10,287 --> 00:39:13,373 - So blow it off. - It'll just be a minute. 501 00:39:13,457 --> 00:39:16,585 Pooh. I'm crossing you out. 502 00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:18,754 Hey. 503 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,091 I need to see you right now. I can barely hear you. 504 00:39:22,217 --> 00:39:24,426 dd It's because Camille is playing the piano. 505 00:39:24,553 --> 00:39:27,221 Knock it off, Camille! You knock it off! 506 00:39:27,305 --> 00:39:29,139 Can you meet me at McCullum in 10? 507 00:39:29,224 --> 00:39:31,267 You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese! 508 00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:33,310 Uh, 15? 509 00:39:34,646 --> 00:39:37,231 d Heard you're new in town d 510 00:39:37,315 --> 00:39:39,441 d Want someone to show you round d 511 00:39:39,526 --> 00:39:41,902 d Well, no one knows this place just quite like me dd 512 00:39:41,987 --> 00:39:45,322 - I gotta go. - I am a god. 513 00:39:45,407 --> 00:39:49,326 Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park. 514 00:39:49,411 --> 00:39:51,996 You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. 515 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,083 So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches? 516 00:39:56,167 --> 00:39:58,085 What's the story down there? 517 00:39:58,169 --> 00:40:00,421 I gotta go. 518 00:40:07,512 --> 00:40:09,472 Why are the cops at your house? 519 00:40:09,557 --> 00:40:12,058 They're not. They're atJonas Kozelle's house. 520 00:40:12,184 --> 00:40:16,062 Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered. 521 00:40:16,188 --> 00:40:17,689 What? Yeah. 522 00:40:17,773 --> 00:40:20,191 Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school. 523 00:40:20,276 --> 00:40:22,152 They ate parts of him. 524 00:40:22,278 --> 00:40:25,614 No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops. 525 00:40:25,698 --> 00:40:27,616 His mom is, like, catatonic. 526 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:31,828 She's just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue. 527 00:40:35,082 --> 00:40:37,834 This can't be a coincidence. 528 00:40:37,919 --> 00:40:40,045 What are you talking about, Needy? 529 00:40:40,129 --> 00:40:41,588 A fiery death trap last night, 530 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,924 and now a cannibal psycho takes down the biggest guy in school? 531 00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:45,008 Come on. It's freaktarded. 532 00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:50,680 Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? 533 00:40:50,765 --> 00:40:53,725 I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. 534 00:40:53,809 --> 00:40:55,894 I mean, you agree, right? 535 00:40:55,978 --> 00:40:57,896 You're shaking. 536 00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:00,482 Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here. 537 00:41:00,566 --> 00:41:02,860 You want my hoodie? 538 00:41:04,154 --> 00:41:07,406 d All alone in an empty room d 539 00:41:07,574 --> 00:41:10,242 The days marched on as usual, 540 00:41:10,327 --> 00:41:13,496 but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. 541 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:15,498 Most of us. 542 00:41:15,582 --> 00:41:18,584 d And I don't know how we ended up here d 543 00:41:18,669 --> 00:41:23,381 d I don't know but it's never been so clear d 544 00:41:23,465 --> 00:41:28,177 d We made a mistake, dear d 545 00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:32,056 To the rest ofthe world, we were famous. We were saints. 546 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:34,266 Our town's only bar had burned to the ground, 547 00:41:34,351 --> 00:41:38,020 and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack. 548 00:41:38,105 --> 00:41:41,524 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. 549 00:41:41,608 --> 00:41:46,070 And the press, God! They couldn't get enough of our little world of shit. 550 00:41:48,115 --> 00:41:51,242 d Through the trees d 551 00:41:51,326 --> 00:41:54,705 d I will find you d 552 00:41:54,789 --> 00:41:58,417 d I will heal d 553 00:41:58,501 --> 00:42:02,045 d The ruins left inside you d 554 00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:05,882 d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d 555 00:42:05,967 --> 00:42:13,098 d I'm still here breathing now d 556 00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:16,476 d Until I'm set free d 557 00:42:16,561 --> 00:42:20,063 d Go quiet through the trees dd 558 00:42:20,148 --> 00:42:22,649 Still, we were healing. 559 00:42:22,775 --> 00:42:25,777 Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey! 560 00:42:26,779 --> 00:42:28,697 We had faith. 561 00:42:29,824 --> 00:42:31,908 We were fucking idiots. 562 00:42:33,286 --> 00:42:36,288 Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement. 563 00:42:37,582 --> 00:42:40,417 As you all know, today is the one month anniversary... 564 00:42:40,501 --> 00:42:43,754 ofthe tragedy at Melody Lane... 565 00:42:43,838 --> 00:42:46,465 and the murder ofJonas Kozelle. 566 00:42:46,549 --> 00:42:48,301 Boring. Jesus! 567 00:42:48,385 --> 00:42:50,428 What a bitch. 568 00:42:50,512 --> 00:42:52,722 As I was saying, Jennifer and Needy, 569 00:42:52,806 --> 00:42:55,808 I finally have some good news to share with all ofyou. 570 00:42:55,893 --> 00:42:58,853 The members ofthe rock and roll group Low Shoulder... 571 00:42:58,937 --> 00:43:02,523 have decided to extend a helping hand to our community. 572 00:43:02,608 --> 00:43:06,694 As you all know, their song, "Through The Trees," 573 00:43:06,779 --> 00:43:09,280 has become our unofficial anthem... 574 00:43:09,406 --> 00:43:12,200 of unity and healing. 575 00:43:12,284 --> 00:43:14,786 And they have decided to release it as a benefit single. 576 00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:17,789 Three percent ofthe profits will go to local families... 577 00:43:17,873 --> 00:43:19,791 who have been affected by loss. 578 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:21,834 What about the other 97%? 579 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,838 I mean, that's just crass, right? 580 00:43:27,633 --> 00:43:31,803 "Crass. " It means greedy, exploitative, scummy. 581 00:43:31,887 --> 00:43:33,888 Low Shoulder are American heroes. 582 00:43:33,972 --> 00:43:37,016 No, they're not! I was there, Chastity. 583 00:43:37,101 --> 00:43:39,310 They didn't help anybody escape the fire. 584 00:43:39,394 --> 00:43:41,980 I don't even know how that rumor got started. 585 00:43:42,065 --> 00:43:44,233 Rumor? Rumor? 586 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:47,528 It's true. It's on the Wikipedia. 587 00:43:47,612 --> 00:43:51,949 We wouldn't even know who they were ifthey hadn't been playing that night. 588 00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:54,701 - They used us. - You take that back, Needy Lesnicki. 589 00:43:54,786 --> 00:43:57,121 - Girls— - We need them now more than ever. 590 00:43:57,205 --> 00:44:00,415 That's enough. 591 00:44:02,627 --> 00:44:05,003 I'm already sick ofthat song. 592 00:44:05,088 --> 00:44:07,381 Yeah, it's really poorly produced. 593 00:44:07,465 --> 00:44:09,466 Could the bass be any lower in the mix? 594 00:44:09,551 --> 00:44:12,636 No offense, but you look really tired. 595 00:44:12,762 --> 00:44:16,598 Is everything okay? No. I feel like boo-boo. 596 00:44:16,683 --> 00:44:21,478 My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. 597 00:44:21,563 --> 00:44:25,399 God. It's like I'm one ofthe normal girls. 598 00:44:25,525 --> 00:44:28,819 Are you P.M.S. - ing or something'? P.M.S. isn't real, Needy. 599 00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:32,114 It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy. 600 00:44:34,034 --> 00:44:36,119 Don't look at me like that! 601 00:44:37,997 --> 00:44:39,956 It's just wearing off or something. 602 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,624 What's wearing off? 603 00:44:44,962 --> 00:44:47,005 Hello, Needy. Hi. 604 00:44:47,131 --> 00:44:49,966 Jennifer. Hi, Colin. 605 00:44:50,050 --> 00:44:53,386 Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. 606 00:44:53,470 --> 00:44:56,639 Is he gonna fuck his mom? 607 00:44:56,724 --> 00:44:59,142 No— I don't— I don't— I don't think so. 608 00:44:59,226 --> 00:45:02,020 Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. 609 00:45:02,146 --> 00:45:04,564 You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! 610 00:45:04,648 --> 00:45:07,734 Yeah. What? I— 611 00:45:07,818 --> 00:45:11,321 - I don't g— How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch. 612 00:45:13,657 --> 00:45:16,409 Okay. Um— 613 00:45:16,493 --> 00:45:19,871 Well, we've been having a lot of fun in class, you and I, 614 00:45:19,955 --> 00:45:24,334 and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something. 615 00:45:24,418 --> 00:45:28,255 There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. 616 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:30,507 I don't like boxing movies. 617 00:45:31,927 --> 00:45:37,348 Yeah, but it's no— It's not a... fucking boxing movie. 618 00:45:37,432 --> 00:45:39,725 Um, fuck it. Okay. Forget it. 619 00:45:42,854 --> 00:45:46,023 - That was random. - I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy. 620 00:45:48,318 --> 00:45:50,236 Colin's really nice. 621 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,863 He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish. 622 00:45:52,989 --> 00:45:56,700 My dick is bigger than his. I think he's really cool. 623 00:45:56,826 --> 00:45:58,786 You do? Yeah. 624 00:46:06,002 --> 00:46:08,712 Wait. Colin. 625 00:46:09,923 --> 00:46:12,508 Why don't you just come by my place tonight? 626 00:46:12,592 --> 00:46:16,762 I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi. 627 00:46:16,846 --> 00:46:19,515 I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something. 628 00:46:21,143 --> 00:46:23,311 Okay. 629 00:46:23,396 --> 00:46:26,398 Great, yeah. 630 00:46:26,482 --> 00:46:28,858 Okay. I'll text you my address. 631 00:46:30,278 --> 00:46:32,195 Cool. 632 00:46:34,865 --> 00:46:36,825 Hi. Hey. 633 00:46:38,411 --> 00:46:41,496 Mmm. Hi, Chip. 634 00:46:41,622 --> 00:46:44,833 Hey, hey. Ugh. 635 00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:47,669 Get a room. 636 00:46:47,753 --> 00:46:50,297 So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. 637 00:46:50,423 --> 00:46:53,341 No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date. That's weird. 638 00:46:55,678 --> 00:46:58,638 So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. 639 00:46:58,723 --> 00:47:01,933 I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so— 640 00:47:02,059 --> 00:47:03,852 Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with— 641 00:47:03,978 --> 00:47:07,480 Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm— 642 00:47:07,565 --> 00:47:10,066 Okay. I'll see you tonight then. 643 00:47:11,152 --> 00:47:13,070 Okay. 644 00:47:17,117 --> 00:47:20,703 d The roads are wrapped around your waist d It's for ambience. 645 00:47:20,829 --> 00:47:24,874 d They lead me place to place d It's Jammin' Jasmine. 646 00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:28,919 My mom has Holiday Scents, too, ifyou're— 647 00:47:29,004 --> 00:47:32,256 This is nice. d In fact, I made a career out of it d 648 00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:37,470 d I've always thought the left was your strongest side d 649 00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:42,349 d But when it comes to you now I can't decide d 650 00:47:43,226 --> 00:47:45,853 d It's only a matter ofd 651 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:49,273 d Time dd 652 00:47:49,357 --> 00:47:51,692 dd 653 00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:16,301 d I can see clearly now the rain has gone d 654 00:48:17,678 --> 00:48:21,723 d I can see all obstacles in my way d 655 00:48:21,808 --> 00:48:26,228 d Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind d 656 00:48:26,312 --> 00:48:31,233 d It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day d 657 00:48:31,317 --> 00:48:34,277 d I think I can make it now the rain has gone d 658 00:48:36,697 --> 00:48:41,076 d All ofthe bad feelings have disappeared d 659 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,037 d Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for d 660 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:48,542 d It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day dd 661 00:49:15,362 --> 00:49:17,989 dd 662 00:50:38,196 --> 00:50:40,113 Hello. 663 00:50:41,115 --> 00:50:45,202 dd 664 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:51,542 Jennifer? 665 00:50:51,669 --> 00:50:56,339 d I know you seen me looking at you and you already know d 666 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:59,050 d I wanna love you love you d 667 00:50:59,134 --> 00:51:01,094 d You already know d 668 00:51:01,178 --> 00:51:04,764 d I wanna love you love you d 669 00:51:04,848 --> 00:51:07,392 d You already know d 670 00:51:19,405 --> 00:51:21,322 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 671 00:51:25,244 --> 00:51:26,995 "Slippery Swirl"? 672 00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:30,540 Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to make it feel good for the girl. 673 00:51:30,624 --> 00:51:32,542 Cool. 674 00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:34,877 d Baby, you got a phatty the type I like to marry d 675 00:51:34,962 --> 00:51:37,630 d Wantin' to just give you everything and that's kinda scary d 676 00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:40,092 d 'Cause I'm lovin' the way you shake your ass d 677 00:51:40,176 --> 00:51:42,219 d Bouncin' Got me tippin' my glass d 678 00:51:42,345 --> 00:51:44,638 d Normally don't get caught up too fast d 679 00:51:44,723 --> 00:51:46,307 d Got a thing for you d 680 00:51:46,391 --> 00:51:49,101 d I see you windin', grindin'd 681 00:51:49,185 --> 00:51:51,520 d Up on that floor d 682 00:51:51,604 --> 00:51:53,772 d I know you see me looking at you d 683 00:51:53,857 --> 00:51:55,774 d And you already know d 684 00:51:55,859 --> 00:51:58,944 d I wanna love you love you d 685 00:51:59,029 --> 00:52:00,988 d You already know d 686 00:52:03,074 --> 00:52:05,784 Oh. 687 00:52:05,869 --> 00:52:08,746 d I wanna love you love you d 688 00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:12,249 d You already know, girl dd 689 00:52:15,962 --> 00:52:18,213 You made it. 690 00:52:21,384 --> 00:52:24,053 What's going on? 691 00:52:29,267 --> 00:52:31,268 This, uh— 692 00:52:32,521 --> 00:52:34,939 This isn't really your house, is it? 693 00:52:35,941 --> 00:52:37,859 No, baby. 694 00:52:37,943 --> 00:52:41,196 This is our house, just for you and me. 695 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:45,492 We can play Mommy and Daddy. 696 00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:56,586 Do you even know my last name? 697 00:52:56,670 --> 00:52:59,089 Silly. 698 00:52:59,173 --> 00:53:01,841 I've been sending you signals all year. 699 00:53:03,052 --> 00:53:05,470 Couldn't you tell? 700 00:53:05,554 --> 00:53:07,847 You give me such a wettie. 701 00:53:26,076 --> 00:53:28,035 Put it in. 702 00:53:48,473 --> 00:53:51,100 Jennifer! 703 00:53:52,144 --> 00:53:54,770 What? Are you scared? 704 00:53:54,855 --> 00:53:58,983 I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. 705 00:53:59,109 --> 00:54:02,278 Here you go. 706 00:54:05,699 --> 00:54:07,700 Nice hardware, ace. 707 00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:35,437 No way. 708 00:54:41,819 --> 00:54:44,070 Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. 709 00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:46,198 God, that's so emo. 710 00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:53,455 I need you frightened. 711 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:27,406 I need you hopeless. 712 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,872 Hopeless. 713 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:46,259 Hopeless. 714 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:57,937 What? What? 715 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,022 What? 716 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,025 Am I hurting you? 717 00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:08,574 Am I too big? 718 00:56:12,453 --> 00:56:14,246 What? 719 00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:20,127 Needy. What's wrong? 720 00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:22,296 Is it something I did? 721 00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:55,037 d Through the trees d 722 00:56:55,121 --> 00:56:58,333 d I will— d 723 00:58:10,365 --> 00:58:12,700 Mommy? Mommy! 724 00:59:29,069 --> 00:59:30,779 Hi. 725 00:59:30,863 --> 00:59:34,574 - God, Needy, enough with the screaming! 726 00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:37,161 You're such a cliché. Get out! 727 00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:42,458 But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties. 728 00:59:47,672 --> 00:59:50,299 I'm not gonna bite you. 729 00:59:58,975 --> 01:00:01,560 Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt? 730 01:01:09,088 --> 01:01:11,006 What the fuck is happening? 731 01:01:11,090 --> 01:01:12,924 My God, Needy. 732 01:01:13,009 --> 01:01:15,927 I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before. 733 01:01:16,053 --> 01:01:19,180 I saw you! I saw— I saw— I saw the— 734 01:01:19,265 --> 01:01:22,142 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped. 735 01:01:22,268 --> 01:01:24,562 I'm gonna call the police. Okay. 736 01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:26,689 Why don't you narc me out? 737 01:01:26,773 --> 01:01:29,025 I have the cops in my back pocket, Needy. 738 01:01:29,109 --> 01:01:30,943 I'm fucking a cadet. Remember? 739 01:01:32,362 --> 01:01:34,280 What do you want from me? 740 01:01:34,364 --> 01:01:37,617 Just want to explain some things to you. 741 01:01:37,701 --> 01:01:40,620 Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. 742 01:01:40,704 --> 01:01:42,371 Right? 743 01:01:44,082 --> 01:01:47,668 So, you remember the night ofthe fire? I got really messed up. 744 01:01:47,753 --> 01:01:51,547 And those guys from Low Shoulder - totally evil. 745 01:01:51,632 --> 01:01:54,550 They're basically, like, agents of Satan... 746 01:01:54,635 --> 01:01:56,552 with really awesome haircuts. 747 01:01:56,637 --> 01:01:59,639 dd 748 01:02:05,437 --> 01:02:07,063 Where- Where are we going? 749 01:02:07,147 --> 01:02:09,398 You don't have to talk ifyou don't want to. 750 01:02:09,483 --> 01:02:13,736 d All right, dear Have a nice year d 751 01:02:13,820 --> 01:02:16,490 d Teach the mean girls d 752 01:02:16,574 --> 01:02:18,575 d How to be feared d 753 01:02:18,660 --> 01:02:20,661 Are you guys rapists? 754 01:02:20,745 --> 01:02:23,413 - dd - Oh, God, I hate girls. 755 01:02:24,832 --> 01:02:27,626 d You could be satisfied d 756 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,464 Are you even sure if she's a fucking virgin, man? 757 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:35,467 Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. 758 01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:38,470 I've never even done sex. I don't know how. 759 01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:42,391 So you guys should find somebody who does... 760 01:02:42,475 --> 01:02:44,393 know how. 761 01:02:44,477 --> 01:02:47,938 See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer. 762 01:02:48,022 --> 01:02:51,024 - What did they do to you? - Just let me finish. 763 01:02:51,109 --> 01:02:54,027 dd So they drove me out to the falls... 764 01:02:54,112 --> 01:02:59,658 and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there. 765 01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:09,502 Where are you going? Huh? 766 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:13,965 We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys, just like the ritual says. 767 01:03:14,049 --> 01:03:15,925 Please! 768 01:03:17,094 --> 01:03:21,222 No! Please! 769 01:03:23,350 --> 01:03:25,476 Please! 770 01:03:25,561 --> 01:03:28,479 Do one ofyou guys have something to shut her up with? 771 01:03:32,484 --> 01:03:36,654 Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed. 772 01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:49,042 I don't know ifwe should go through with this. 773 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:51,711 Dirk. 774 01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:56,674 Do you wanna work at Moose Hoof Coffee forever? I don't, okay? 775 01:03:56,759 --> 01:03:58,551 Do you wanna be a big loser, or... 776 01:03:58,635 --> 01:04:01,637 do you wanna be rich and awesome... 777 01:04:01,722 --> 01:04:04,600 like that guy from Maroon 5? 778 01:04:06,102 --> 01:04:07,853 Maroon 5. 779 01:04:07,937 --> 01:04:10,064 Okay. That's what I thought. 780 01:04:10,148 --> 01:04:12,483 Go and fetch me the ritual, brother. 781 01:04:13,526 --> 01:04:16,570 Okay. What the fuck? 782 01:04:20,241 --> 01:04:22,367 Thank you. 783 01:04:22,452 --> 01:04:24,787 - All right. - That's it? 784 01:04:24,871 --> 01:04:27,790 Yeah. I found it online. 785 01:04:27,874 --> 01:04:32,419 "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"— 786 01:04:35,048 --> 01:04:36,924 What is your name again? Tiffany? 787 01:04:37,050 --> 01:04:39,635 My name is Jennifer. Super. 788 01:04:39,719 --> 01:04:43,972 "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle. " 789 01:04:44,057 --> 01:04:46,767 Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. 790 01:04:46,851 --> 01:04:50,562 I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want. 791 01:04:56,946 --> 01:04:59,989 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? 792 01:05:00,074 --> 01:05:03,409 There's so many of us, and we're all so cute... 793 01:05:03,494 --> 01:05:06,079 and it's like, ifyou don't get on Letterman... 794 01:05:06,163 --> 01:05:09,916 or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? 795 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,627 Satan is our only hope. 796 01:05:12,711 --> 01:05:16,047 We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him. 797 01:05:16,131 --> 01:05:19,634 And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you and bleed you. 798 01:05:19,718 --> 01:05:22,011 And then Dirk here's gonna wear your face. 799 01:05:22,096 --> 01:05:25,014 Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though. 800 01:05:25,099 --> 01:05:27,517 Why don't you just get a publicist? We can make T-shirts. 801 01:05:27,601 --> 01:05:30,103 I could be a part ofyour street scene. Please. 802 01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:31,938 Sorry. No can do. 803 01:05:32,022 --> 01:05:36,734 But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right? 804 01:05:44,577 --> 01:05:47,662 No! No! With the deepest malice, 805 01:05:47,746 --> 01:05:50,541 we deliver this virgin unto thee. 806 01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:53,711 Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. 807 01:05:53,795 --> 01:05:55,254 Bowie? Nice. 808 01:05:55,338 --> 01:05:59,049 - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! 809 01:05:59,175 --> 01:06:02,553 No, please, God! Wait a second. I just thought of something. 810 01:06:02,637 --> 01:06:06,056 Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. 811 01:06:06,141 --> 01:06:07,892 You don't know me, but you make me so happy. 812 01:06:07,976 --> 01:06:11,395 I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. 813 01:06:11,479 --> 01:06:14,148 d I used my imagination d 814 01:06:14,232 --> 01:06:16,984 d But I was disturbed d 815 01:06:17,068 --> 01:06:20,654 dJenny, I got your number d 816 01:06:20,739 --> 01:06:23,866 d I need to make you mine d 817 01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:27,077 dJenny, don't change your number d 818 01:06:27,162 --> 01:06:35,085 d 867-5309 d 819 01:06:35,170 --> 01:06:38,756 d 867-5309 dd 820 01:06:45,932 --> 01:06:47,807 They killed you. 821 01:06:47,892 --> 01:06:49,809 I'm still here, aren't I? 822 01:06:49,894 --> 01:06:54,105 They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, 823 01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:58,193 but for some reason it didn't. 824 01:07:00,738 --> 01:07:02,656 Maybe it did. 825 01:07:29,308 --> 01:07:32,477 Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. 826 01:07:32,561 --> 01:07:37,316 I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you. 827 01:07:49,454 --> 01:07:50,997 I remember. 828 01:07:51,999 --> 01:07:54,583 I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. 829 01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:57,211 I mean, I'm a really good friend, 830 01:07:58,213 --> 01:08:01,173 but I was just so hungry. 831 01:08:20,652 --> 01:08:22,028 Ahmet. 832 01:08:23,613 --> 01:08:26,157 You made it out. 833 01:08:29,495 --> 01:08:31,121 Are you lost? 834 01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:36,877 Does your host family know you're alive? 835 01:08:40,339 --> 01:08:43,341 Does anyone know you're alive? 836 01:08:48,723 --> 01:08:50,766 You come with me. 837 01:08:50,850 --> 01:08:52,893 We're gonna sort all this out, okay? 838 01:08:54,562 --> 01:08:58,732 And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. 839 01:08:58,816 --> 01:09:01,193 And when I'm full, like I am right now, 840 01:09:01,277 --> 01:09:04,362 I'm, like, unkillable. 841 01:09:04,489 --> 01:09:07,824 Like, I can do shit like this. Watch. 842 01:09:09,577 --> 01:09:12,913 It's really cool. Just watch. Look. 843 01:09:14,373 --> 01:09:17,876 It's, like, some X-Men shit, right? 844 01:09:23,550 --> 01:09:27,553 What do you mean, when you're full? 845 01:09:30,474 --> 01:09:35,686 What about my mom's Kia? Why were you covered in blood? 846 01:09:35,771 --> 01:09:38,022 You didn't even look human. 847 01:09:40,943 --> 01:09:44,403 You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these... 848 01:09:44,488 --> 01:09:48,157 disturbing thoughts that you're having. 849 01:09:48,242 --> 01:09:50,201 We're all really concerned. 850 01:09:51,495 --> 01:09:52,870 Especially Chip. 851 01:09:54,206 --> 01:09:56,874 I think he may be having second thoughts about you. 852 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,919 Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. 853 01:10:00,003 --> 01:10:03,631 We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to. 854 01:10:18,690 --> 01:10:21,775 What are you doing? Um, you said to leave. 855 01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:23,610 See you at school. 856 01:10:49,345 --> 01:10:54,016 We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray, 857 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:57,019 who was plucked from the prime of his youth— 858 01:10:57,103 --> 01:10:59,229 Colin! 859 01:10:59,314 --> 01:11:02,024 Take me with you! 860 01:11:02,108 --> 01:11:06,028 I belong down there... in the darkness! 861 01:11:06,112 --> 01:11:09,908 No, Kevin. Those are just his earthly remains. 862 01:11:09,992 --> 01:11:13,536 He's among the dark angels ofthe realm now. 863 01:11:13,621 --> 01:11:16,122 Fly, Colin. Fly into the firmament. 864 01:11:25,216 --> 01:11:27,467 Colin wouldn't like this. 865 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:29,469 You think so? 866 01:11:29,553 --> 01:11:31,179 Yeah, you're right. 867 01:11:31,263 --> 01:11:36,476 I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a fucking cannibal... 868 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,436 and buried before his 18th birthday. 869 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:43,274 Wow. You must have known him so well. Jill. 870 01:11:43,359 --> 01:11:47,362 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, 871 01:11:47,446 --> 01:11:50,531 he looked like lasagna with teeth. 872 01:11:50,616 --> 01:11:54,244 I'd know. I had to identify the remains. 873 01:11:54,328 --> 01:11:55,787 My boy... 874 01:11:55,871 --> 01:11:58,998 is not in the realm ofthe undead. 875 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:02,836 He is not flying around in the firmament... 876 01:12:02,921 --> 01:12:05,256 on magical wings of flame. 877 01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:09,426 He's in an overpriced rosewood box... 878 01:12:09,511 --> 01:12:12,846 that's headed six feet downtown. 879 01:12:17,018 --> 01:12:18,852 So... 880 01:12:18,937 --> 01:12:21,188 you can take your pain... 881 01:12:21,273 --> 01:12:25,442 and you can shove it up your asses, kids. 882 01:12:26,444 --> 01:12:29,196 I got the monopoly on pain. 883 01:12:42,794 --> 01:12:47,131 They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. 884 01:12:47,257 --> 01:12:50,718 And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... 885 01:12:50,802 --> 01:12:53,512 and how to deal with grief. 886 01:12:53,597 --> 01:12:56,599 But nobody seemed to care anymore. 887 01:12:56,684 --> 01:12:59,185 Sorrow was last week's emotion. 888 01:13:01,314 --> 01:13:04,524 Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, 889 01:13:04,608 --> 01:13:06,901 but I knew better. 890 01:13:06,986 --> 01:13:09,529 So I did some research. 891 01:13:09,613 --> 01:13:11,281 Paranormal research. 892 01:13:25,629 --> 01:13:27,380 "Offering a virgin to Satan. " 893 01:13:28,424 --> 01:13:30,467 "Ifthe sacrifice is impure- 894 01:13:31,427 --> 01:13:33,678 Human and demonic relations"— 895 01:13:34,513 --> 01:13:36,931 "Destroying a demon. 896 01:13:37,016 --> 01:13:39,601 "Demons are weakest when hungry, 897 01:13:39,685 --> 01:13:43,396 but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast. " 898 01:13:49,154 --> 01:13:52,656 Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room. 899 01:13:53,825 --> 01:13:57,244 Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone. 900 01:14:14,346 --> 01:14:15,888 Hey. 901 01:14:16,932 --> 01:14:18,891 Just bought our formal tickets. 902 01:14:18,975 --> 01:14:20,893 Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory? 903 01:14:23,438 --> 01:14:25,815 Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. 904 01:14:25,899 --> 01:14:27,358 What? Why? 905 01:14:27,442 --> 01:14:30,861 Look, just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. 906 01:14:30,987 --> 01:14:33,322 What are you talking about? Not here. 907 01:14:33,406 --> 01:14:36,325 What's going on? You're breaking up with me? 908 01:14:36,409 --> 01:14:38,494 Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. 909 01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:40,205 Is this aboutJennifer? Yes! 910 01:14:40,331 --> 01:14:43,875 But I promise you this is the last thing— Needy, I care about you. A lot. 911 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:48,171 As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. 912 01:14:48,256 --> 01:14:51,842 And I'm scared ofwhat's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. 913 01:14:51,926 --> 01:14:54,636 Please just let me show you. 914 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,597 Okay. 915 01:14:57,682 --> 01:14:59,891 Jennifer's evil. 916 01:14:59,976 --> 01:15:01,935 I know. 917 01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:04,563 No, I mean, she's actually evil. 918 01:15:04,647 --> 01:15:06,106 Not high-school evil. 919 01:15:06,190 --> 01:15:10,235 I've been through the occult section at the library five times. 920 01:15:10,319 --> 01:15:12,571 Our library has an occult section? 921 01:15:12,655 --> 01:15:15,240 Yeah, it's um— it's really small. 922 01:15:15,324 --> 01:15:18,160 Uh, you have to read this. 923 01:15:20,621 --> 01:15:22,205 "Demoni"— "Demonic transference. " 924 01:15:22,290 --> 01:15:25,709 It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... 925 01:15:25,793 --> 01:15:27,127 without using an actual virgin. 926 01:15:27,211 --> 01:15:30,213 The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. 927 01:15:30,298 --> 01:15:33,259 But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. 928 01:15:33,343 --> 01:15:35,178 It all makes sense now. Read this. 929 01:15:35,262 --> 01:15:38,264 "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, 930 01:15:38,348 --> 01:15:40,725 "but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. 931 01:15:40,809 --> 01:15:43,603 She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon. " 932 01:15:43,687 --> 01:15:45,938 - Okay. - She's eating boys! 933 01:15:46,023 --> 01:15:49,317 They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... 934 01:15:49,401 --> 01:15:51,194 and her hair looks amazing. 935 01:15:51,278 --> 01:15:54,405 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. 936 01:15:54,489 --> 01:15:56,908 I mean, like, ugly for her. 937 01:15:56,992 --> 01:15:58,826 Don't you get it? 938 01:15:58,911 --> 01:16:00,411 The dance. 939 01:16:00,495 --> 01:16:03,539 It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet. 940 01:16:06,752 --> 01:16:08,794 Needy, I think you need help. 941 01:16:08,879 --> 01:16:11,380 Oh, my God. You don't believe me. 942 01:16:11,465 --> 01:16:14,759 It's not that I don't believe you. I just don't believe this. 943 01:16:14,843 --> 01:16:16,928 God! This is a nightmare! 944 01:16:18,889 --> 01:16:21,307 Well, what about the dance? 945 01:16:21,391 --> 01:16:23,726 Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip? 946 01:16:23,810 --> 01:16:26,271 I do. I ordered your corsage. 947 01:16:26,356 --> 01:16:29,566 It's an orchid. It was, like, $12. 948 01:16:32,195 --> 01:16:36,240 I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. 949 01:16:36,324 --> 01:16:39,076 Promise me you're not gonna go. 950 01:16:41,913 --> 01:16:45,499 Needy, I— I'm not your guy anymore? 951 01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:48,794 Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now. 952 01:16:55,510 --> 01:16:57,803 d You hit me once I hit you back d 953 01:16:57,887 --> 01:16:59,972 d You gave a kick I gave a slap d 954 01:17:00,056 --> 01:17:02,015 d You smashed a plate over my head d 955 01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:05,269 d Then I set fire to our bed d 956 01:17:06,854 --> 01:17:08,939 d You hit me once I hit you back d 957 01:17:09,023 --> 01:17:11,108 d You gave a kick I gave a slap d 958 01:17:11,192 --> 01:17:13,568 d You smashed a plate over my head d 959 01:17:13,653 --> 01:17:17,281 d Then I set fire to our bed d 960 01:17:18,283 --> 01:17:20,451 d Ohh-oh-oh d 961 01:17:20,536 --> 01:17:22,537 d You hit me once I hit you back d 962 01:17:22,621 --> 01:17:24,539 d You gave a kick I gave a slap d 963 01:17:24,623 --> 01:17:26,416 dd All over Devil's Kettle, 964 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:28,126 kids were getting ready for the dance, 965 01:17:29,628 --> 01:17:31,462 blissfully ignorant that some poor chump... 966 01:17:31,547 --> 01:17:34,632 was on his way to being Satan Chow. 967 01:17:34,717 --> 01:17:38,177 d Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh d 968 01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:41,055 dd 969 01:17:41,181 --> 01:17:44,767 In my underpants, Mom! I need to give you something. 970 01:17:45,477 --> 01:17:47,562 What, Mom? 971 01:17:50,899 --> 01:17:52,442 Ladies' pepper spray? 972 01:17:52,526 --> 01:17:55,862 There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys. 973 01:17:55,946 --> 01:18:00,491 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex. 974 01:18:00,576 --> 01:18:04,203 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him? 975 01:18:04,330 --> 01:18:06,956 Lasagna with teeth? You heard. 976 01:18:07,041 --> 01:18:09,250 dd 977 01:18:09,335 --> 01:18:12,504 You picking Needy up at her house? 978 01:18:14,883 --> 01:18:18,302 Um, I'm meeting her at the dance. 979 01:18:18,386 --> 01:18:21,305 I want pictures with your sister before you go. 980 01:18:21,389 --> 01:18:23,015 Yes, ma'am. 981 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:30,147 d Stop there and let me correct it d 982 01:18:30,231 --> 01:18:33,484 d I wanna live a life from a new perspective d 983 01:18:33,568 --> 01:18:36,445 d You come along because I love your face d 984 01:18:36,529 --> 01:18:38,781 d And I'll admire your expensive taste d 985 01:18:38,865 --> 01:18:41,909 d And who cares Divine intervention d 986 01:18:41,993 --> 01:18:45,245 d I wanna be praised from a new perspective d 987 01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:47,790 Okay, one more. Back to back. 988 01:18:47,874 --> 01:18:50,542 Big smiles. Cheese! 989 01:18:50,627 --> 01:18:52,544 dd 990 01:19:23,369 --> 01:19:24,994 dd 991 01:19:25,079 --> 01:19:28,039 This is my heart. My soul. 992 01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:31,543 Everything I once believed in. 993 01:19:32,711 --> 01:19:34,754 Your abortion. 994 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,049 Your other abortion. I hate your guts, Madison. 995 01:19:38,134 --> 01:19:41,594 d I love the dreaming when I think ofd 996 01:19:45,182 --> 01:19:49,227 d The safety in the clouds out my window d 997 01:19:51,647 --> 01:19:55,733 d I wonder what keeps us so high up d 998 01:19:59,865 --> 01:20:02,867 dd 999 01:20:13,879 --> 01:20:17,882 d Keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I'm cryin'd 1000 01:20:17,966 --> 01:20:21,677 d So frightened of dyin' Relax, yes, I'm tryin'd 1001 01:20:21,761 --> 01:20:25,723 d But fear's got a hold on me d 1002 01:20:28,518 --> 01:20:31,604 d Yes, this fear's got a hold on me d 1003 01:20:31,688 --> 01:20:34,523 Okay, can we all— 1004 01:20:34,649 --> 01:20:38,694 d Yes, this fear's got a hold on me dd Quiet down, please. 1005 01:20:38,778 --> 01:20:41,655 Uh, boys? Thank you. 1006 01:20:53,336 --> 01:20:56,922 Didn't you hear me calling your name? 1007 01:20:57,006 --> 01:20:59,174 You weren't calling my name. 1008 01:20:59,258 --> 01:21:00,967 Yes, I was. 1009 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,387 I- I couldn't hear it. 1010 01:21:04,472 --> 01:21:08,642 Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who. 1011 01:21:08,726 --> 01:21:10,644 Our little Needy. 1012 01:21:10,770 --> 01:21:12,646 Yeah, she— I mean, are you worried? 1013 01:21:12,730 --> 01:21:15,440 Because I am super stressed about her. 1014 01:21:15,525 --> 01:21:18,610 Welcome to the Spring Formal! 1015 01:21:21,864 --> 01:21:25,575 She's been acting a little off lately. 1016 01:21:28,204 --> 01:21:32,249 Look, I think I know what's wrong with her. 1017 01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:34,793 What? What is it? 1018 01:21:34,877 --> 01:21:38,880 You know how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died? 1019 01:21:38,965 --> 01:21:40,632 Mm-hmm. 1020 01:21:40,716 --> 01:21:45,179 Well, it's notjust because he was, like, brutally murdered and stuff. 1021 01:21:45,305 --> 01:21:47,848 I don't wanna say this! Say it. 1022 01:21:48,892 --> 01:21:50,810 I hope everybody has had an opportunity... 1023 01:21:50,894 --> 01:21:54,438 to consume some of the pecan sandies and Cran-Grape... 1024 01:21:54,523 --> 01:21:57,400 that were so generously donated by the parents club. 1025 01:21:57,526 --> 01:21:59,527 Yeah! 1026 01:22:01,238 --> 01:22:03,364 Needy and Colin were intimate. 1027 01:22:04,575 --> 01:22:06,492 And by that... 1028 01:22:06,577 --> 01:22:09,954 I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis. 1029 01:22:10,038 --> 01:22:12,206 No. 1030 01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:16,002 She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. 1031 01:22:16,086 --> 01:22:18,087 Okay? Total varsity moves. 1032 01:22:23,051 --> 01:22:26,637 But the real treat is yet to come. 1033 01:22:26,722 --> 01:22:29,015 We have some special guests this evening. 1034 01:22:29,099 --> 01:22:32,935 I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this. 1035 01:22:33,979 --> 01:22:37,440 I care about you so much, Chip. 1036 01:22:40,903 --> 01:22:44,031 More than I've ever had the guts to admit. 1037 01:22:45,575 --> 01:22:47,826 These fine young gentlemen... 1038 01:22:47,910 --> 01:22:50,329 have been generous enough to take time out... 1039 01:22:50,413 --> 01:22:53,832 from their sold-out national tour... 1040 01:22:53,916 --> 01:22:57,919 to play our dance for free. 1041 01:23:00,757 --> 01:23:03,759 Needy didn't deserve a boy like you. 1042 01:23:03,843 --> 01:23:07,429 Boys and girls, please welcome... 1043 01:23:07,513 --> 01:23:10,474 Low Shoulder! 1044 01:23:45,803 --> 01:23:48,930 d All alone in an empty room d 1045 01:23:49,014 --> 01:23:52,016 d Nothing left but the memories d 1046 01:23:52,101 --> 01:23:54,143 d Ofwhen d 1047 01:23:54,228 --> 01:23:56,354 d I had my best friend d 1048 01:23:56,438 --> 01:23:59,524 Oh, you're so salty. 1049 01:23:59,608 --> 01:24:03,069 Yeah, you're... salty too. 1050 01:24:03,153 --> 01:24:04,946 Say it like you mean it. 1051 01:24:05,030 --> 01:24:07,156 Say I'm better than Needy. 1052 01:24:07,241 --> 01:24:08,825 What? Why? 1053 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:19,001 d Take my breath d 1054 01:24:20,546 --> 01:24:23,297 d As your own d 1055 01:24:23,382 --> 01:24:26,844 d And take my eyes d 1056 01:24:26,928 --> 01:24:30,472 d To guide you home d 1057 01:24:30,557 --> 01:24:34,852 d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d 1058 01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:38,439 d I'm still here breathing now d 1059 01:24:38,523 --> 01:24:41,984 d I'm still here breathing now d 1060 01:24:42,068 --> 01:24:44,278 d And I'm still here d 1061 01:24:44,362 --> 01:24:46,905 - Can we go somewhere else? - Chip. 1062 01:24:46,990 --> 01:24:50,951 d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d 1063 01:24:51,035 --> 01:24:54,663 d I'm still here breathing now d 1064 01:24:54,748 --> 01:24:58,417 d I'm still here breathing now d 1065 01:24:58,501 --> 01:25:02,004 d And I'm still here now d 1066 01:25:02,088 --> 01:25:05,758 d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d 1067 01:25:05,842 --> 01:25:09,261 d I'm still here breathing now d 1068 01:25:09,345 --> 01:25:13,015 d I'm still here breathing now d 1069 01:25:13,099 --> 01:25:16,602 d And I'm still here d 1070 01:25:16,686 --> 01:25:23,485 d And you're not coming back d 1071 01:25:23,569 --> 01:25:26,738 d 'Cause you're not coming back dd 1072 01:25:27,948 --> 01:25:30,492 Hi, Camille. Hey! Is Chipper home? 1073 01:25:30,576 --> 01:25:33,203 - Needy, is something wrong? - Where's Chip? 1074 01:25:33,287 --> 01:25:36,623 - He left for the dance at least 20 minutes ago. - He walked? 1075 01:25:36,707 --> 01:25:39,501 It's only five blocks. My God, your hair is- 1076 01:25:39,585 --> 01:25:43,296 - Which way did he go? - He usually cuts across the park. 1077 01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:46,633 Camille, sit like a lady! No one wants to see your kiki! 1078 01:25:46,717 --> 01:25:48,551 Why don't you try- 1079 01:25:48,636 --> 01:25:50,595 Anita? 1080 01:26:10,992 --> 01:26:12,910 Mmm. 1081 01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:20,292 What are you doing? 1082 01:26:20,418 --> 01:26:22,211 Swimming. 1083 01:26:22,295 --> 01:26:24,004 Ha-ha. 1084 01:26:24,089 --> 01:26:25,881 Come on, Chip. 1085 01:26:25,966 --> 01:26:28,968 Show me your breast stroke. 1086 01:26:43,316 --> 01:26:45,526 I feel so empty. 1087 01:26:50,448 --> 01:26:52,366 Yeah, me too. 1088 01:26:54,244 --> 01:26:57,329 Why don't you just come here and kiss me again? 1089 01:27:07,633 --> 01:27:09,593 I can't. 1090 01:27:09,677 --> 01:27:12,178 I'm sorry. 1091 01:27:12,263 --> 01:27:14,472 This just feels weird. 1092 01:27:55,014 --> 01:27:57,433 Help! 1093 01:28:24,086 --> 01:28:25,920 Needy. 1094 01:28:28,423 --> 01:28:30,341 St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, 1095 01:28:30,425 --> 01:28:33,260 please give me the power to crush this bitch. 1096 01:28:59,706 --> 01:29:00,998 Needy. 1097 01:29:26,482 --> 01:29:28,775 She can fly? 1098 01:29:28,860 --> 01:29:31,945 She's just hovering. It's not that impressive. 1099 01:29:32,030 --> 01:29:35,198 God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? 1100 01:29:35,283 --> 01:29:37,242 You are such a player-hater. 1101 01:29:37,326 --> 01:29:39,745 You're a jerk. 1102 01:29:39,829 --> 01:29:42,706 Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. 1103 01:29:42,790 --> 01:29:44,584 You got any more harsh digs? 1104 01:29:44,668 --> 01:29:47,962 You know what? You were never a good friend. 1105 01:29:48,047 --> 01:29:51,632 Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys... 1106 01:29:51,717 --> 01:29:53,468 and pour lemonade on my bed. 1107 01:29:53,552 --> 01:29:55,303 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. 1108 01:29:55,387 --> 01:29:58,139 See? At least I'm consistent. 1109 01:29:58,223 --> 01:30:01,350 Why do you need him? Huh? 1110 01:30:01,435 --> 01:30:03,978 You could have anybody that you want, Jennifer. 1111 01:30:04,063 --> 01:30:07,273 So... why Chip? 1112 01:30:07,357 --> 01:30:09,984 Is itjust to tick me off? 1113 01:30:10,069 --> 01:30:12,445 Or is it because you're just really insecure? 1114 01:30:12,529 --> 01:30:16,032 I'm— I am not insecure, Needy. 1115 01:30:16,116 --> 01:30:18,951 God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? 1116 01:30:19,036 --> 01:30:21,746 I was the Snowflake Queen. 1117 01:30:21,830 --> 01:30:25,625 Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant. 1118 01:30:25,709 --> 01:30:27,335 I am still socially relevant. 1119 01:30:27,419 --> 01:30:30,922 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. 1120 01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:36,678 I am going... 1121 01:30:36,763 --> 01:30:38,764 to eat your soul... 1122 01:30:38,848 --> 01:30:42,893 and shit it out, Lesnicki! 1123 01:30:42,977 --> 01:30:46,105 - Thought you only murdered boys. - I go both ways. 1124 01:31:01,955 --> 01:31:05,332 Ow. 1125 01:31:16,469 --> 01:31:18,470 You got a tampon? 1126 01:31:20,390 --> 01:31:23,350 Thought I'd ask. 1127 01:31:23,434 --> 01:31:26,311 You seem like you might be plugging. 1128 01:31:46,834 --> 01:31:49,169 Oh, Chip. 1129 01:31:50,212 --> 01:31:53,006 Needy. 1130 01:31:53,090 --> 01:31:56,426 I should have believed you. 1131 01:31:56,510 --> 01:31:58,428 I'm sorry. 1132 01:31:58,512 --> 01:32:02,432 No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? 1133 01:32:02,516 --> 01:32:05,310 Okay? Yeah. Okay. 1134 01:32:11,525 --> 01:32:13,568 It's not working. 1135 01:32:13,652 --> 01:32:15,737 Fuck! 1136 01:32:15,821 --> 01:32:17,697 - Come on! - Hey, hey. 1137 01:32:20,993 --> 01:32:23,204 I'm going somewhere. 1138 01:32:23,330 --> 01:32:26,665 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. Yes, I am. 1139 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:30,961 I think I already died before you got here, but I woke up when I heard your voice. 1140 01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,759 I love you. 1141 01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,931 I love you too. 1142 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:49,230 And you look totally hot in that dress. 1143 01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:53,108 Oh, you're clearly delirious. 1144 01:32:53,193 --> 01:32:56,070 No, I'm not. 1145 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:04,203 Oh, Ch— No! 1146 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:06,288 No! 1147 01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:09,291 No! 1148 01:33:11,378 --> 01:33:18,468 No! 1149 01:34:21,658 --> 01:34:23,826 Abduction and adduction, right? 1150 01:34:23,952 --> 01:34:25,870 Inner and outer. But you know what's really important? 1151 01:34:25,954 --> 01:34:27,872 "Hurdle" or "Sprint. " That's huge. 1152 01:34:27,956 --> 01:34:32,918 Now, say I wanna do just my hip flexors orjust my buttocks even more. 1153 01:34:33,003 --> 01:34:37,298 I do what's called digging. I use this for a lot of swimwear models. 1154 01:34:37,382 --> 01:34:40,301 Very, very, very important. How about Butt Squeeze? 1155 01:34:40,385 --> 01:34:45,222 Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. Not this show! Not touching this show! 1156 01:34:45,307 --> 01:34:47,641 Okay. And of course- 1157 01:34:47,726 --> 01:34:49,727 Off] 1158 01:35:26,724 --> 01:35:28,683 Best friends forever, huh? 1159 01:35:29,977 --> 01:35:33,814 You killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster! 1160 01:35:33,898 --> 01:35:35,690 You dumb bitch! 1161 01:35:39,570 --> 01:35:42,489 Mmm! 1162 01:35:43,950 --> 01:35:47,536 You know what this is for? Huh? 1163 01:35:48,287 --> 01:35:50,122 It's for cutting boxes. 1164 01:35:52,792 --> 01:35:55,378 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? 1165 01:35:55,462 --> 01:35:57,880 God, you're butch. 1166 01:35:59,299 --> 01:36:01,300 Cross outJennifer. 1167 01:37:16,878 --> 01:37:18,879 My tit. 1168 01:37:21,257 --> 01:37:24,176 No. Your heart. 1169 01:37:45,574 --> 01:37:48,326 Jennifer, what is it, baby? 1170 01:37:50,204 --> 01:37:52,121 Needy? 1171 01:37:52,206 --> 01:37:55,124 Oh, my God. 1172 01:37:56,502 --> 01:37:58,378 Oh, my God! 1173 01:38:01,924 --> 01:38:05,009 Oh, God! 1174 01:38:22,111 --> 01:38:25,113 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. 1175 01:38:34,582 --> 01:38:37,001 I'm a different person now. 1176 01:38:37,085 --> 01:38:40,004 A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies... 1177 01:38:40,088 --> 01:38:42,131 and sees things that aren't there. 1178 01:38:42,215 --> 01:38:44,800 A very bad, very damaged person. 1179 01:38:45,885 --> 01:38:48,387 But sometimes change can be good. 1180 01:38:48,471 --> 01:38:50,931 For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, 1181 01:38:51,016 --> 01:38:54,643 but ifyou're bitten by a demon and you live, 1182 01:38:54,728 --> 01:38:57,646 you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities. 1183 01:38:57,731 --> 01:39:01,233 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life. 1184 01:40:23,151 --> 01:40:25,069 Where are you looking to go, young lady? 1185 01:40:25,153 --> 01:40:26,862 East, towards Madison. 1186 01:40:28,532 --> 01:40:30,366 Hop in my chariot. 1187 01:40:37,666 --> 01:40:40,167 So, why are you headed east? 1188 01:40:40,252 --> 01:40:42,628 I'm following this rock band. 1189 01:40:44,714 --> 01:40:46,799 Must be one hell of a group. 1190 01:40:46,883 --> 01:40:49,218 Tonight's gonna be their last show.