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(WOMAN LAUGHING)

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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(INAUDIBLE)

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(LAUGHS)

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MAN: Hi, Jane.
Hi!

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Happy, happy, happy...

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Anniversary.

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(EXHALES)

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Some things
never change, do they?

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I just thought
you might be drifting.

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He was pausing.
JAKE: Exactly.

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JANE: Okay.
Happy anniversary.

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You two have led an
extraordinarily blessed life.

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Mmm.
For as long as
I've known you,

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you've managed to always
somehow do everything
entirely right.

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That's so true.

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But honestly,
how could it be
30 years?

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When did we do
that trip to Spain?

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It was for both
of our what?

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Fifteenth anniversaries.

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God, that was
a great trip.

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Yeah.

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OLIVER: Hey, guys.
How's it going?
TED: Hey!

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Hey, OIlie.
How was graduation?

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It was fantastic.
When's Luke's graduation?

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Next week.

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It's in three days.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, this week.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Are the girls going?

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Yeah, they can't wait.

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OLIVER: How long is
Luke home before he
has to go back to work?

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Um... Only a week.
Oh!

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That's it?

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I know. I hate it.

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AGNESS: Hi, I'm back.
JAKE: Hey.

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AGNESS: Here you go, babe.

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(SIGHS) Well, congrats again.
Great, great party.

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And I'll see
you two in New York.

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Absolutely, I'm looking
forward to it.

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Yeah. Good. Well...

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AGNESS: Hey, Jane,
what are you wearing
to the graduation?

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Oh! A suit or a dress.
Probably a suit.

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Fancy. Okay. I like that.

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Uh,
Janey, we'll see you there.
Where are you staying?

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We're at the Park Regent.

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You said you were at
the Four Seasons, right?

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I don't know.
Where are we?

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We're at
the Park Regent, too.

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Oh. Good. That's...
That'll be convenient,
actually, for...

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(LAUGHS)

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Okay. So, well...
See you soon.

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TED: Bye, Janey.

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SALLY: I'll walk you out.

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I thought it was very sweet
how well you and Jake
were getting along.

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Yeah.
Felt like old times.

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We do know how
to do this by now.
It's been 10 years.

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Really?
Yeah.

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That's crazy.
I know.

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(SIGHS) Bye-bye.

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LAUREN: Gabby, stop.
You are never gonna
fit all this in.

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You can come back for
the rest of it tomorrow.

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GABBY: I can't come back...

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Oh, God.
That is all my clothes.

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This is clothes?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, good, your mom's home.
She'll figure this out.

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Gabby, you're leaving now?
I thought you weren't
going till the morning.

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Yeah, except all
my friends are there

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and they want me to
come tonight. So...

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But it's gonna be
dark soon, honey.

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And you can't even
see out the back window.

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It's Saturday night,
people will be
on the road, drinking...

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Mom. Mom, she'll be there
in a couple of hours.
She'll be fine.

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Okay. I'm just gonna
leave this stuff here

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and come back
for it in a few days.

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You want me to drive it
down in the morning?

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I could be there by lunch.

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We could go to that big
Bed, Bath and Beyond,
get kitchen stuff.

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Gabby? Gabby,
can you look up
from that thing?

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I got it covered, Mom.

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Hey, gangster.
You gonna help
me carry these?

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You know it. Yeah.

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GABBY: What up?

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HARLEY: Oh, no,
don't trouble yourself.
Okay.

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Why start now?

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(GRUNTS)

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(LAUGHING)

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Mom,
are you afraid to sleep
in the house alone?

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No.
GABBY: Are you?

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No, I'm not! One of you
is always moving out.

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<i>I'm just wondering
who I'm gonna watch
The Hills with.</i>

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<i>Oh! Mamacita.</i>

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(LAUGHING)

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GABBY: (SIGHS)
I'm gonna miss you.

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JANE: Mmm-hmm.

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Oh, my God!

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L. A!

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(WHISPERS) Oh, my God!

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JANE: (LAUGHING) Stop!

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Really doing this.
Okay. Yes, you are.

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Do it.

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Oh, Mom.
JANE: What?

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You don't happen to know
where Dad is, do you?

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'Cause I tried calling him
to say goodbye.

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He was at Ted and Sally's.

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He was? How was that?

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You and the two
of them at the same...

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I mean, that must've...

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(HARLEY CHUCKLING)

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HARLEY: How was that?

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It was...

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Whatever. It was fine.

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Was her lunatic child there?

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(LAUGHING)
Not this time, no.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Now, listen to me.

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Call me as soon
as you get there.

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(GASPS)

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Do not forget. Gabby!

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I will! I'll call you.

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You knock 'em dead,
little one.

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Hey, and call us
when you get there, too.

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None of this
on the road. Dangerous.

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Right. Thank you.

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Okay. Bye!

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JANE: Bye.

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GABBY: I love you, guys.
HARLEY: Bye.

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They grow up
so freaking fast,
don't they?

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I just hate it.
I hate it.

131
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Mom, maybe you
should get a dog.

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Oh, my God.
Goodbye, you two.

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Bye. Love you, boss.

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Love you.

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LAUREN: Bye, Mom!

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Here you go.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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JANE: Reynaldo.

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Yeah? Too much sugar.
(CHUCKLES) Little bit.

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I know.
Have you been helped?

141
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Hey, who wants coffee
while you're waiting?

142
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Everything okay?
MAN: It's great, thanks.

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JANE: (CHUCKLES) Good.

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Go check on table five,
would you?

145
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Sure.

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JANE: Thanks.

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Hello.
Hi.

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PETER: Jane!

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Peter. Hi!

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Hi.

151
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How are you?

152
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Hi!

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I can't remember,
have you ever met
Adam Schaeffer?

154
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Yes.
No.

155
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Well, it was...
It was quick. Well...

156
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Look what we've got.

157
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Your plans.

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(GASPS) I'm so excited!

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(GIGGLES)

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I've been thinking
about this addition for...

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Ten years.

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Ten years? I know.

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(CHUCKLES) Mmm-hmm.

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(JANE EXCLAIMS)

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Ooh! This is nice.
I like this wall
of windows, Peter.

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That was Adam, actually.

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Oh!

168
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And I love where
you've put the stairs.
That is so good.

169
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Adam's idea.

170
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(EXCLAIMS)

171
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I'm finally getting
a real kitchen

172
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with four walls
and place to put
everything I want.

173
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You actually understood
what I wanted.

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All Adam.

175
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I'm happy you like it.

176
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I'm so... Hi.

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(LAUGHS) Hello.

178
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So, you read all my e-mails.

179
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All 47 of them, yes.

180
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Jane, it's 10:15.
Yeah?

181
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Oh, it is.

182
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Sorry, I have
an appointment,
a dentist appointment.

183
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Sure.

184
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And, could you
just leave those here

185
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so I could make
a few notes and...

186
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Oh, actually, I do have
one tiny note now.

187
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In my bathroom,
no "his-and-her" sinks.

188
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Oh, okay. Sure. No "his."

189
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Just "hers."

190
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And you don't
think in the future
you might want a "his"?

191
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(LAUGHS) Oh, God,
we're talking code
about my life now.

192
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No, no,
I didn't mean to be.

193
00:10:03,048 --> 00:10:06,575
The truth is,
in my current bathroom
I have two sinks

194
00:10:06,685 --> 00:10:10,917
and sometimes,
the other sink
makes me feel bad.

195
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:15,120
One sink. Not a problem.

196
00:10:15,227 --> 00:10:18,526
But we should
schedule another meeting.
Is Tuesday good for you?

197
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Tuesday's great.
8:30 too early?

198
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At the house?
I'll be there.

199
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

200
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,741
Hi.
Hi.

201
00:10:32,812 --> 00:10:34,507
Hello, I'm Dr. Moss.

202
00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,241
Hi, I'm Jane Adler.

203
00:10:36,315 --> 00:10:38,306
So, what brings
you in today?

204
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:42,080
(CHUCKLES) Well...
Please don't take
this the wrong way.

205
00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:43,549
But I'm the type of person

206
00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:47,422
who kind of
makes fun of people
who get plastic surgery.

207
00:10:47,493 --> 00:10:49,120
Well, I understand that.

208
00:10:49,228 --> 00:10:50,786
You do? Good.
Mmm-hmm.

209
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:56,960
Because, you know,
some women can look
a little fake and plasticky.

210
00:10:57,069 --> 00:10:59,594
And, I don't know, just,
in my opinion, worse.

211
00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:00,696
I agree.

212
00:11:00,773 --> 00:11:02,604
Well, good.
Because... Okay.

213
00:11:02,675 --> 00:11:06,406
So, as against
the whole thing
as I... As I am,

214
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(STAMMERS)

215
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I do have a problem
that's really bugging me.

216
00:11:10,983 --> 00:11:14,077
My left eyelid
is really saggy

217
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,849
and sometimes I find
myself holding it up

218
00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:18,787
when I'm watching TV
or reading or...

219
00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:23,186
I was just wondering
if that's something
you could fix.

220
00:11:23,295 --> 00:11:25,786
Look straight ahead. Okay.

221
00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:28,927
Well,
you have the same amount of
excess skin on both sides.

222
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:31,026
Really? Oh.

223
00:11:31,136 --> 00:11:34,697
Well, I'm only interested
in fixing one eye.

224
00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:37,635
Jane, what you
need to fix this
is a brow-lift.

225
00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:40,702
A brow-lift?
What is that exactly?

226
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,141
Well, we surgically
cut at the hairline.

227
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We make
an incision right here

228
00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:46,277
and then we
pull the skin back

229
00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:47,717
a little tighter
over your skull

230
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and staple it in place
right over your ears.

231
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Now, recovery is
not all that bad.

232
00:11:51,891 --> 00:11:54,860
You could be quite numb,
and you'll probably
have a headache

233
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that lasts
anywhere from, say,
three to six months.

234
00:11:58,063 --> 00:11:59,963
Three to six months!
Oh. Awesome.

235
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<i>(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)</i>

236
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:16,708
AGNESS: Yes, it did.
I am under a lot
of pressure.

237
00:12:16,815 --> 00:12:18,146
I don't know if
you're aware of that.

238
00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:19,479
No, no. I think
that is something

239
00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:21,144
that you should
fully be aware of.

240
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:24,155
Okay. Okay.
But that's not
what you said.

241
00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:25,349
Jane!

242
00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:27,118
Hey.
(CHUCKLES) Oh! Hi.

243
00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:28,750
Hello.
Hi.

244
00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:30,959
PEDRO: Jake. Jake.

245
00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:35,023
Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.
Jake. Jake? Hello, Jake?

246
00:12:35,134 --> 00:12:37,034
Uh, hold on, Pedro.
I'm talking with somebody.

247
00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,798
Pedro, up! Now!

248
00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:41,339
(PEDRO MIMICKING GUNFIRE)

249
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:42,965
JAKE: So, what are you
doing in this building?

250
00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:44,441
Dentist.

251
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:45,738
You don't go to
Sharon anymore?

252
00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:47,744
No. Changed.

253
00:12:48,647 --> 00:12:50,012
Oh.

254
00:12:50,082 --> 00:12:52,175
(PEDRO MIMICKING CAR ENGINE)

255
00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:57,316
(PEDRO EXCLAIMING)

256
00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:05,753
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

257
00:13:06,265 --> 00:13:07,698
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

258
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:08,824
Yeah...

259
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:10,493
Okay, buddy.
Here we go.
PEDRO: Jake.

260
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:13,197
Okay, Pedro, honey,
don't do that. Pedro.

261
00:13:13,906 --> 00:13:15,373
See you in the Big Apple.
I'll see you there.

262
00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:16,465
(PEDRO GRUNTING)

263
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:19,944
(WOMEN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

264
00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:23,176
That is beyond!

265
00:13:23,282 --> 00:13:26,513
When the three of them
got in the elevator...

266
00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:29,417
(EXCLAIMS) Between that
and the staples

267
00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:32,013
and the headache
for six months...

268
00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:33,853
That was the most
insane hour of my life.

269
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,153
(LAUGHS)

270
00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:36,284
Jake has lost his mind.

271
00:13:36,362 --> 00:13:37,624
Yeah, I don't know.

272
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:40,529
Oh, I know.
He's a complete prick
for cheating on you.

273
00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,692
I can't disagree
with you on that.

274
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:45,928
And then he marries her.
A known lunatic.

275
00:13:46,005 --> 00:13:47,370
Well, she has a big job.

276
00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:48,770
(SCOFFS)

277
00:13:48,841 --> 00:13:50,035
Why do you always say that?

278
00:13:50,142 --> 00:13:53,305
Because she does.
She runs the whole
marketing department at KY

279
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:56,348
or whatever that
station's called.

280
00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,341
She can't be that
big of a lunatic.

281
00:14:00,452 --> 00:14:01,544
Janey, come on.

282
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:04,452
He cheats on you with her,
your 20 year marriage ends.

283
00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:06,514
Then six months later,
she leaves Jake

284
00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:08,150
and runs off with
some random guy,

285
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:10,991
has a baby, then leaves
that guy for Jake.

286
00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:12,291
And she's not nuts?

287
00:14:12,364 --> 00:14:15,333
Oh, Jo, you are so
lucky Jerry is dead.

288
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:16,891
(LAUGHS) Thank you.

289
00:14:17,002 --> 00:14:19,368
No, I mean, you don't
have to bump into him.

290
00:14:19,471 --> 00:14:20,802
Well, that's true.
DIANE: Yeah.

291
00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:22,363
(TRISHA LAUGHS)

292
00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:24,635
Oh, Janey,
do you wanna meet a guy

293
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,837
I met on Match. Com
that I didn't like?

294
00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:29,142
Oh, wow,
what a great offer.

295
00:14:29,214 --> 00:14:30,977
No, thanks.
I don't think so.

296
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,075
Well, he wasn't that awful.

297
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,210
Sounding better
every minute.

298
00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:40,314
You know, it's not
healthy to not have sex
for however long it's been.

299
00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:41,416
(EXHALES LOUDLY)

300
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:45,054
Trust me, I am not
not doing it on purpose.

301
00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:46,927
Oh.

302
00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:48,761
Okay, I don't know
if this is true...

303
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:49,892
TRISHA: Mmm-hmm.

304
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,196
...but I read online
about a woman

305
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,101
that hadn't
done it in so long

306
00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:56,003
that her vagina closed up.

307
00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:58,032
(LAUGHS)

308
00:14:58,110 --> 00:15:02,046
What?
Get out of here! Come on.

309
00:15:02,114 --> 00:15:04,708
I swear to God,
it grew back together.

310
00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:06,182
(BOTH LAUGHING)

311
00:15:07,019 --> 00:15:09,715
Wait, was it
ever one piece?

312
00:15:09,855 --> 00:15:11,516
TRISHA: What? Ooh, no.

313
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,353
No, she had to have
a vaginoplasty.

314
00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:14,449
Ouch!

315
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:15,788
JANE: Oh, God!

316
00:15:17,529 --> 00:15:21,727
"Hello, Dr. Moss,
I have a little situation
that needs fixing."

317
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,735
Bubbee. Bubbee,
if you wanna have
your situation fixed,

318
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,737
you have to date someone.

319
00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,136
Seriously.

320
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,639
(SIGHS)

321
00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:31,603
Anyone.

322
00:15:52,564 --> 00:15:53,997
Oh, there he is!

323
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,158
(GABBY EXCLAIMS)

324
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:58,294
JANE: (GASPS) There he is!

325
00:15:58,403 --> 00:15:59,893
Oh, hello.

326
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:03,173
JANE: Good to see you!
We missed you.
Hi!

327
00:16:03,408 --> 00:16:05,933
Who is this guy?
Hey, hey.
How are you?

328
00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:09,208
Oh, I love it
when we're all in
the same time zone!

329
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:13,077
So, what's up, Luke?
Did you decide to
have that party?

330
00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:14,346
Oh, yeah, big time.

331
00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:15,681
What party?

332
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:16,948
Are you guys
going to sleep over?

333
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,580
Yeah, if you
give us your bed and
change the sheets.

334
00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:19,817
You're having
a party? When?

335
00:16:19,925 --> 00:16:21,654
Hi. Adler, two rooms.

336
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,920
Hopefully next
to each other.

337
00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:26,829
I have an Adler, J.
In a Superior Suite.
Park Avenue view?

338
00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:30,661
Oh, I'm sorry,
here it is. Adler, J.,
two standard doubles.

339
00:16:30,769 --> 00:16:32,031
Sorry about that.
Right.

340
00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:35,265
We are not the ones
in the Superior Suite.

341
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,398
Mmm.

342
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:39,967
Have the other Adlers
checked in yet?
Just wondering.

343
00:16:40,045 --> 00:16:41,808
No, they haven't, ma'am.
Not yet.

344
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,474
Now,
I just need a credit card
and your signature.

345
00:16:45,117 --> 00:16:47,142
Can the girls
come with me now
and help me set up?

346
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:49,483
Oh, and by girls,
he means the three of us.

347
00:16:49,555 --> 00:16:51,648
Wait, hold on.
Set up for what?

348
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:55,022
I have reservations
for us for dinner.
That's not happening now?

349
00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:56,617
I don't know.

350
00:16:56,695 --> 00:16:59,027
Me and my friends
are having this huge thing
at our apartment

351
00:16:59,131 --> 00:17:01,361
and the girls said
they'd help us set up.

352
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,858
(SIGHS)

353
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:05,061
We're gonna be together
all day tomorrow.

354
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,832
Mom, it's his last night
before graduation.

355
00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:09,305
Okay, okay.

356
00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:13,344
Can I do anything
to help, or you know...

357
00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:17,411
Love your credit card.

358
00:17:17,516 --> 00:17:18,881
(LAUGHS) Oh.

359
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,816
Here it goes.
Once again.

360
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,884
(CHATTERING)

361
00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:38,930
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

362
00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:40,595
(WOMAN CHATTERING SOFTLY)

363
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:50,739
(EXHALES)

364
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,551
<i>(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)</i>

365
00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:55,519
Hi!
Hi.

366
00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:58,852
Adler, for one, Room 2112.

367
00:17:58,924 --> 00:18:00,721
Your table is
almost ready,
Mrs. Adler.

368
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,692
Would you like to
wait in the bar?
Sure.

369
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:09,756
BARTENDER: Hi.

370
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:10,893
Hi.

371
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:12,536
(EXHALES)

372
00:18:12,604 --> 00:18:14,003
I'll have a Pinot Noir.

373
00:18:14,072 --> 00:18:15,539
Right away.

374
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:18,235
No, you know,
I'll have a very dry
Tanqueray Martini,

375
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,368
straight up with a twist.

376
00:18:19,444 --> 00:18:20,604
Mmm-hmm.

377
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:22,202
(JAKE LAUGHING)

378
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:33,922
(SOFTLY) Hey.

379
00:18:38,163 --> 00:18:39,323
Where's your...

380
00:18:39,398 --> 00:18:41,389
Uh, Pedro got
the stomach flu.

381
00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:42,956
So, I'm flying solo.

382
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:47,004
Really?
Didn't know you knew
how to be by yourself.

383
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:49,767
Any chance you
could go easy on me?

384
00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:51,670
Just a one-night free pass.

385
00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:53,108
(CHUCKLES)

386
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:54,509
You look good, Janey.

387
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:55,807
Yeah.

388
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,248
You do. You always do.

389
00:18:58,317 --> 00:19:00,114
Your hair's shorter.
Longer.

390
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,413
I like it.

391
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,879
Mrs. Adler?
Your table is ready.

392
00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,014
Yes? Thank you.

393
00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:08,287
Do you want
some company, Mrs. Adler?

394
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,351
Could we eat at the bar?
Absolutely.

395
00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:12,327
All right.
We both have to eat.

396
00:19:12,397 --> 00:19:13,864
Mmm.

397
00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:16,833
When was the last time
we had a meal together?

398
00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:19,335
You and me? Alone? 1999.

399
00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:22,771
So, come on.
Once every 10 years.

400
00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:31,009
(BOTH LAUGHING)

401
00:19:31,116 --> 00:19:34,051
So, how are things in
the fertility world?

402
00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:36,313
I can't believe it
took you this long
to bring that up.

403
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:37,514
Sperm issues?

404
00:19:37,622 --> 00:19:39,112
Apparently, yes.

405
00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:41,216
(SIGHS) A baby?

406
00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:43,191
Really, Jake?

407
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:48,325
So, the next time
you go to a graduation,
you'll be, what, 58 plus...

408
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,631
I believe the number
you're looking for is 79.

409
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,300
(CHUCKLING) Okay. Yeah.

410
00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:56,705
Seriously,
how is that good?

411
00:19:57,242 --> 00:19:59,005
Why are we
talking about this?

412
00:19:59,077 --> 00:20:01,011
I thought we were
going to have some fun.

413
00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:02,637
Where did you
get that idea?

414
00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:06,745
JANE: Why do you
want to know this?
You're obsessed.

415
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:09,320
Just tell me, how long
were you seeing him for?

416
00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:11,856
Oh, please,
it was five years ago.

417
00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,823
I know, but I
always wondered. So?
Mmm-hmm.

418
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:16,190
Little jealous?

419
00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,751
Yes.

420
00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:19,658
Oh, the man is married now.

421
00:20:19,731 --> 00:20:22,256
I don't care. How long?

422
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:25,066
Eight months.

423
00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:26,195
Long.

424
00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:28,102
(LAUGHS) Not long.

425
00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:31,366
No!

426
00:20:34,513 --> 00:20:36,105
(INAUDIBLE)

427
00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:39,049
(BOTH LAUGHING)

428
00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:40,676
(WHISTLES)

429
00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:43,378
(INAUDIBLE)

430
00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:45,781
<i>(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)</i>

431
00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:50,425
This song reminds me
of your birthday party.
The one in our old house.

432
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:54,431
Oh! Oh, that was
such a fun night.

433
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,797
So fun. You wore
that halter dress.

434
00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,426
(EXCLAIMS) Yeah.

435
00:21:00,472 --> 00:21:01,496
Oh, man.

436
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:02,870
You wanna dance?

437
00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:05,706
No.

438
00:21:08,246 --> 00:21:08,473
(JANE EXCLAIMS)

439
00:21:18,657 --> 00:21:19,885
(BOTH WHOOPING)

440
00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:35,270
You're married
to someone else!

441
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,308
Tell me about it.

442
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:45,974
(GASPS)

443
00:21:46,384 --> 00:21:48,045
(BOTH PANTING)

444
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:53,782
(GROANS)

445
00:21:58,430 --> 00:21:59,692
Home sweet home.

446
00:21:59,764 --> 00:22:01,925
Oh! Oh, God!

447
00:22:03,935 --> 00:22:06,130
That was one crazy ride.

448
00:22:06,204 --> 00:22:08,638
I thought we were
going to break the bed.

449
00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:09,833
(LAUGHING)

450
00:22:09,941 --> 00:22:12,307
I'm having
an out-of-body experience.

451
00:22:12,377 --> 00:22:13,776
Totally.

452
00:22:13,845 --> 00:22:17,281
You're so great, Janey.
I forgot how great.
Holy shit.

453
00:22:17,349 --> 00:22:20,841
(STUTTERS)
Please just shut up.

454
00:22:20,952 --> 00:22:23,182
I'm so dizzy.

455
00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:25,381
And the Pilates are
paying off, by the way.

456
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:26,548
(GROANS)

457
00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:28,216
(VOMITS)

458
00:22:28,326 --> 00:22:30,385
Oh, no! Are you okay?

459
00:22:30,495 --> 00:22:31,723
Look the other way, Jake.

460
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:32,819
Why?

461
00:22:32,898 --> 00:22:33,956
Because I have to get up.

462
00:22:34,032 --> 00:22:35,090
Well, Jane,
I've seen your...

463
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,566
Look the other way, Jake!

464
00:22:39,638 --> 00:22:41,071
(JANE VOMITS)

465
00:22:41,173 --> 00:22:42,538
(TOILET FLUSHING)

466
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:45,342
(JANE GROANING)

467
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:46,399
Are you okay?

468
00:22:46,478 --> 00:22:47,536
What is wrong with us?

469
00:22:47,646 --> 00:22:52,310
What do you mean?
This was amazing.
We just had a great time.

470
00:22:52,384 --> 00:22:54,511
(GROANING) Oh,
a great time.

471
00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:58,386
This is the dumbest thing
two people have ever done!

472
00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:02,051
Oh, really? I don't know.
I haven't thought it through,

473
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,857
but off the top
of my head I thought
it was smoking hot,

474
00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:08,923
so something about
it wasn't so dumb.

475
00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:12,936
And FYI,
I like that you stopped
getting bikini waxes.

476
00:23:13,038 --> 00:23:14,869
You've gone native.

477
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,237
(SOFTLY) I was into it.

478
00:23:24,716 --> 00:23:28,277
(CROWD CHEERING)

479
00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:30,286
I love you.

480
00:23:37,195 --> 00:23:38,628
Do you see him?
No.

481
00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:40,924
(JANE EXCLAIMS)

482
00:23:40,999 --> 00:23:42,694
GABBY: There he is!

483
00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:44,562
(CHEERING)

484
00:23:44,636 --> 00:23:46,763
(ALL WHOOPING)

485
00:23:46,871 --> 00:23:48,270
Hey!

486
00:23:50,141 --> 00:23:51,369
Oh!

487
00:23:51,443 --> 00:23:53,035
(SCREAMING)

488
00:23:56,648 --> 00:23:58,411
(WHISTLES)

489
00:23:58,483 --> 00:23:59,950
(LAUGHS)

490
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,751
Look at Dad.

491
00:24:09,728 --> 00:24:11,218
(WHOOPING)

492
00:24:11,296 --> 00:24:12,991
Lukey!

493
00:24:14,165 --> 00:24:15,792
(SOBBING)

494
00:24:17,302 --> 00:24:19,167
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

495
00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:24,234
All I hear is,
"Luke David Adler."
I got to go up.

496
00:24:24,309 --> 00:24:25,742
I got to jump
over these people.

497
00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:28,370
From our seats
it looked like you were

498
00:24:28,446 --> 00:24:30,311
crowd-surfing at
a Metallica show.

499
00:24:30,415 --> 00:24:31,439
LUKE: Come on.

500
00:24:31,516 --> 00:24:32,915
(ALL LAUGHING)

501
00:24:33,418 --> 00:24:34,476
You okay?

502
00:24:34,552 --> 00:24:35,951
Yeah. Totally.

503
00:24:37,188 --> 00:24:38,519
(GASPS)

504
00:24:38,623 --> 00:24:40,022
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

505
00:24:41,593 --> 00:24:42,617
(THUDS)

506
00:24:43,361 --> 00:24:47,821
I would like to
propose a toast
to your mother.

507
00:24:47,932 --> 00:24:50,264
To me? What?

508
00:24:50,335 --> 00:24:54,203
Now, I've done my part
with you guys,
but, Jane, you...

509
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,634
Very talented you.

510
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:57,868
Oh, God!

511
00:24:57,976 --> 00:24:59,273
Gabby, I'm serious.

512
00:24:59,344 --> 00:25:02,279
Jane, you've done
a magnificent job,

513
00:25:02,814 --> 00:25:04,338
as you always do.

514
00:25:04,449 --> 00:25:08,852
When I look at you
three beautiful kids
all grown up,

515
00:25:08,953 --> 00:25:11,683
I think of all the work
your mother did...

516
00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:14,848
Much of it without my help.

517
00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:16,927
Dude, pull it together.

518
00:25:16,995 --> 00:25:18,087
Yeah.

519
00:25:19,164 --> 00:25:21,860
Janey, I take
my hat off to you.

520
00:25:21,966 --> 00:25:24,491
Okay, Jake. Thank you.

521
00:25:24,602 --> 00:25:28,333
Out of nowhere,
sudden appreciation.
But, thank you, really.

522
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,876
Not totally out
of nowhere, Jane.
If you know what I mean.

523
00:25:32,644 --> 00:25:35,442
(CHOKES) Which I don't.
But...

524
00:25:35,513 --> 00:25:36,571
What's he...

525
00:25:36,648 --> 00:25:38,172
I have no idea.
It's just...

526
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:40,211
Can we just move on?

527
00:25:40,318 --> 00:25:43,515
Okay, I would like
to say something, too.
For real.

528
00:25:44,522 --> 00:25:47,389
No offense to
the lovely Agness or her
charming offspring...

529
00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:48,959
(SNORTS)

530
00:25:49,027 --> 00:25:50,085
Not nice.

531
00:25:50,161 --> 00:25:51,185
Not nice.

532
00:25:51,696 --> 00:25:53,027
I know, I'm sorry.

533
00:25:53,131 --> 00:25:57,067
But I just wanted to say,
I really loved today.

534
00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:01,300
Just being with
the original five.

535
00:26:01,373 --> 00:26:03,898
Plus Harley,
but he's like one of us.

536
00:26:04,142 --> 00:26:07,111
I don't think we've
ever done this before...

537
00:26:07,245 --> 00:26:10,078
Had a meal together
and hung out like this.

538
00:26:10,181 --> 00:26:12,240
You mean other than
the first 13 years
of your life.

539
00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:13,817
LUKE: Oh, I know
what she's saying.

540
00:26:13,885 --> 00:26:20,222
It's been awesome
just for a whole
day to be just us.

541
00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:41,739
Something feels right
in the universe again,
doesn't it?

542
00:26:44,616 --> 00:26:47,710
So, who's coming home, when?
No one's told me the details.

543
00:26:47,786 --> 00:26:49,014
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

544
00:26:50,021 --> 00:26:52,285
Hey. So how's Pedro feeling?

545
00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:53,550
(JANE EXHALES)

546
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,683
Okay, we're gonna
pack Luke up.

547
00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:56,124
Three of us leave
day after tomorrow

548
00:26:56,227 --> 00:26:57,956
and Luke's coming home
end of the week.

549
00:26:58,062 --> 00:27:00,223
JAKE: Uh, I will.
Great.

550
00:27:00,298 --> 00:27:03,267
I'll call you
when I land. Bye.

551
00:27:03,368 --> 00:27:05,393
Hey, Janey,
what flight are you on?

552
00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:07,233
I'm on the 4:00.

553
00:27:07,305 --> 00:27:09,034
Oh! Too bad,
I'm on the 5:00.

554
00:27:09,107 --> 00:27:11,632
That's nuts!
Why don't you try to get
on the same flight?

555
00:27:11,743 --> 00:27:13,734
Yeah, I could try.

556
00:27:14,045 --> 00:27:16,036
It's been great,
but let's not push it.

557
00:27:16,114 --> 00:27:17,547
Mom, he's just
trying to be nice.

558
00:27:17,615 --> 00:27:21,051
I know. I know. I know.
Okay, I gotta take off, kids.

559
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,177
So, thank you for staying.

560
00:27:22,253 --> 00:27:23,242
Absolutely, yeah.

561
00:27:23,321 --> 00:27:26,119
You be good.
I'm so proud of you.

562
00:27:26,224 --> 00:27:27,384
(CHUCKLES) Thanks, Mom.

563
00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:28,926
(CHUCKLES) You can
call me if you need me.

564
00:27:28,993 --> 00:27:31,461
Mmm-hmm.

565
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:37,028
(CHUCKLES) It was really fun.

566
00:27:38,236 --> 00:27:40,170
<i>MALE NARRATOR ON CAR STEREO:
Just follow a few basic rules</i>

567
00:27:40,238 --> 00:27:42,263
<i>to make your divorce
a less hurtful one,</i>

568
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:44,831
<i>by breaking
the cycle of conflict.</i>

569
00:27:44,943 --> 00:27:47,343
<i>Accept your ex
for who she is.</i>

570
00:27:47,846 --> 00:27:49,507
A very big ho!

571
00:27:49,614 --> 00:27:50,945
<i>MALE NARRATOR:
And try to remember</i>

572
00:27:51,015 --> 00:27:52,312
<i>when you first
fell in love...</i>

573
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:55,011
There she is.
And there she goes.

574
00:27:57,422 --> 00:27:58,753
Jane!

575
00:28:00,859 --> 00:28:01,917
It's Adam.

576
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:05,388
Oh! It's 8:30,
Tuesday morning!

577
00:28:05,463 --> 00:28:06,487
Are we still okay?

578
00:28:06,564 --> 00:28:08,623
(EXHALES) Yes! Yes!
I totally forgot.

579
00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:11,725
(PANTS) Really sorry.
Can you give me a lift
back up to the house?

580
00:28:11,803 --> 00:28:13,634
Sure. Come on in.

581
00:28:13,705 --> 00:28:14,763
Thanks.

582
00:28:15,573 --> 00:28:17,507
<i>MALE NARRATOR:
But perhaps the most
important lesson</i>

583
00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:20,578
<i>in going
through your divorce
is to learn to forgive.</i>

584
00:28:20,645 --> 00:28:22,078
<i>Forgiveness is the key to...</i>

585
00:28:22,146 --> 00:28:23,477
Oh! Oh! Sorry.

586
00:28:23,548 --> 00:28:25,243
<i>Forgiveness is...</i>

587
00:28:25,316 --> 00:28:26,943
(SOFT CHUCKLE)

588
00:28:27,252 --> 00:28:28,412
(CHUCKLES)

589
00:28:29,087 --> 00:28:31,988
<i>In spite of
your hurt feelings,
prove to her that you are...</i>

590
00:28:32,090 --> 00:28:33,489
(GIGGLES)

591
00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:35,616
(LAUGHS) Well...

592
00:28:35,693 --> 00:28:37,593
(EXHALES)

593
00:28:37,662 --> 00:28:39,493
Just getting a divorce?

594
00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:41,827
Yeah.
Two-and-a-half years ago.

595
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:42,958
Whoa!

596
00:28:43,034 --> 00:28:46,026
(CHUCKLES) It's, uh,
been a process.

597
00:28:47,472 --> 00:28:48,996
Here's the good news.

598
00:28:49,107 --> 00:28:53,043
In two more years,
you'll actually begin
to feel normal again.

599
00:28:53,144 --> 00:28:56,477
In two more years
I'll begin to feel normal?

600
00:28:56,548 --> 00:28:59,984
Why am I having trouble
seeing that as good news?

601
00:29:00,652 --> 00:29:03,120
Maybe that was
just my experience.

602
00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:05,212
Oh, God, I hope so.

603
00:29:05,623 --> 00:29:07,056
(CHUCKLES)

604
00:29:13,398 --> 00:29:16,367
ADAM: Oh, I have an idea.
Let's see if this works.

605
00:29:16,467 --> 00:29:18,059
So, if we move
this wall back a bit,

606
00:29:18,136 --> 00:29:19,660
uh, we can bring
this arch forward,

607
00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:20,897
which is really where
you want it, right?

608
00:29:21,005 --> 00:29:22,870
(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
I would love that.
I thought so.

609
00:29:22,974 --> 00:29:24,498
(SIGHS)

610
00:29:24,576 --> 00:29:28,068
I have an idea.
What if we move
my bedroom wall

611
00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:33,082
like 6 or 8 feet that way,
just so I can get more
of the morning light?

612
00:29:33,751 --> 00:29:35,013
Not possible?

613
00:29:35,086 --> 00:29:37,350
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
But you'd wake up
in the morning,

614
00:29:37,422 --> 00:29:40,084
walk out your bedroom door
and fall 12 feet
into the kitchen.

615
00:29:40,191 --> 00:29:43,490
(LAUGHS) I forgot it
was all open up there.

616
00:29:43,561 --> 00:29:44,550
But I see where
you're headed,

617
00:29:44,629 --> 00:29:45,687
so let me see
what I can do.

618
00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:48,129
By the way,
this property
is so great.

619
00:29:48,199 --> 00:29:49,359
Have you lived here
a long time?

620
00:29:49,434 --> 00:29:51,493
About 10 years. I tried...

621
00:29:51,569 --> 00:29:52,934
<i>(MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)</i>

622
00:29:53,037 --> 00:29:57,371
Oh! I bought the place
right after my divorce
and, um...

623
00:29:57,442 --> 00:29:59,933
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
It's taken me

624
00:30:00,011 --> 00:30:03,071
until now to be able
to finally do this.

625
00:30:03,181 --> 00:30:05,342
Good morning.

626
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:06,508
Uh... Hi.

627
00:30:06,584 --> 00:30:07,812
Am I interrupting?

628
00:30:07,885 --> 00:30:09,876
Adam, this is
my ex-husband...

629
00:30:09,954 --> 00:30:11,387
ADAM: Oh!
...Jake.

630
00:30:11,456 --> 00:30:13,253
Adam Schaeffer,
my architect.

631
00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:14,586
Hi.
Good to meet you.

632
00:30:14,692 --> 00:30:16,057
Uh, can I take a look?
Do you mind?

633
00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:19,790
(CHUCKLES) Well,
everything's not
100% worked out yet.

634
00:30:19,897 --> 00:30:23,731
Wow! You're finally
getting that kitchen
you always wanted.

635
00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:25,428
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

636
00:30:25,536 --> 00:30:27,629
Hmm. Huge bedroom.

637
00:30:28,573 --> 00:30:30,973
(STUTTERS) No,
it's not huge. It's...

638
00:30:31,976 --> 00:30:36,538
Why don't I show these
to you a little later
when we're closer to...

639
00:30:36,614 --> 00:30:39,640
ADAM: Uh... I... I think
our next step is to
stake out the addition

640
00:30:39,751 --> 00:30:41,013
and see how it
feels size-wise.

641
00:30:41,085 --> 00:30:42,313
Yeah, that would be great.

642
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,615
So, I will e-mail you
and we'll set something up.

643
00:30:44,722 --> 00:30:45,984
Sounds great.

644
00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:47,785
Jake, nice meeting you.

645
00:30:47,859 --> 00:30:49,486
Yeah, you, too.

646
00:30:51,062 --> 00:30:52,791
Got time for
a cup of coffee?

647
00:30:52,864 --> 00:30:54,058
JANE: Sure.

648
00:31:01,339 --> 00:31:03,899
Why haven't you returned
any of my calls or e-mails?

649
00:31:03,975 --> 00:31:08,571
Jake, come on!
This is just too weird.

650
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:14,645
We have to just never do
what we did ever again.

651
00:31:14,752 --> 00:31:15,776
(INHALES)

652
00:31:15,853 --> 00:31:18,185
You are
an adulterer and I am

653
00:31:18,289 --> 00:31:20,189
an awful person, basically.

654
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,919
(VOICE QUIVERING)
I haven't slept in days.

655
00:31:22,994 --> 00:31:26,828
What we did was so wrong
on so many levels.

656
00:31:26,931 --> 00:31:29,627
And it was so right
on a couple of levels, too.

657
00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:30,827
Admit it.

658
00:31:30,902 --> 00:31:31,994
No, it wasn't.

659
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:33,832
On no levels was it right.

660
00:31:33,938 --> 00:31:36,702
You can't say
we didn't enjoy
each other's company.

661
00:31:36,808 --> 00:31:39,038
Sitting at the bar, dancing.

662
00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:41,305
After dancing. Come on.

663
00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,506
You and I haven't
had fun like that
in 100 years.

664
00:31:43,614 --> 00:31:47,516
Yes,
because we're not supposed
to have fun like that.

665
00:31:47,618 --> 00:31:49,609
We are divorced.

666
00:31:50,054 --> 00:31:51,453
(SIGHING DEEPLY)

667
00:31:51,522 --> 00:31:55,982
Are you, like,
what, unhappy at home?
Does she not understand you?

668
00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:59,359
Or did you just want
to know what it would be
like with someone my age?

669
00:31:59,464 --> 00:32:00,829
What is this?

670
00:32:00,898 --> 00:32:03,332
I'd be lying
if I said I never
think about you, Janey.

671
00:32:03,401 --> 00:32:06,393
I think about you a lot.

672
00:32:06,504 --> 00:32:10,804
And, no, it's not
perfect at home, obviously.
Look at me.

673
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,673
I've got three grown kids
and I'm going to
kindergarten interviews.

674
00:32:13,745 --> 00:32:15,235
I'm a walking clich�.

675
00:32:15,346 --> 00:32:18,873
And I can't, literally,
can't stop thinking

676
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:21,180
about what happened
in New York.

677
00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:25,416
Fate brought us
together once,
maybe it happened again.

678
00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:29,254
And I know you've moved on
with your life, I get it.

679
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,490
But you can't deny that
something real and honest
happened that night.

680
00:32:33,564 --> 00:32:36,158
Can't we just go with it?
See where it takes us?

681
00:32:36,234 --> 00:32:38,031
No one has to know.

682
00:32:38,102 --> 00:32:39,126
(CHUCKLES) Wow.

683
00:32:39,203 --> 00:32:42,036
You were so great,
so loose and sexy.

684
00:32:42,106 --> 00:32:45,075
How often do you get
to be like that?

685
00:32:45,176 --> 00:32:47,269
You can run and
open restaurants

686
00:32:47,345 --> 00:32:50,007
and build your
perfect kitchen.

687
00:32:50,081 --> 00:32:55,212
But what about
having someone to hold you
in the middle of the night?

688
00:32:55,286 --> 00:32:57,777
Not high on
my list these days.

689
00:32:57,889 --> 00:33:00,585
What if that
someone is someone
who's known you

690
00:33:00,691 --> 00:33:02,522
since you were 23?

691
00:33:03,694 --> 00:33:05,184
And loved you

692
00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:07,925
for most of your life.

693
00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:10,099
Oh, man!

694
00:33:12,203 --> 00:33:15,070
I forgot what
a good lawyer you are.

695
00:33:15,139 --> 00:33:17,437
Give this a shot, Janey.

696
00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:20,375
Life is short
and it's tough.

697
00:33:20,444 --> 00:33:22,742
Don't discount what
we have together.

698
00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:24,441
You know what they say,

699
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:27,643
"People who live
in nursing homes that
have plants live longer

700
00:33:28,486 --> 00:33:30,545
"than the people
without plants."

701
00:33:30,621 --> 00:33:34,113
So you're saying
this is a healthy
choice for me?

702
00:33:34,225 --> 00:33:37,217
Honey, I know it is.

703
00:33:39,564 --> 00:33:40,656
(LAUGHS)

704
00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:47,630
(JANE BREATHES HEAVILY)

705
00:33:47,705 --> 00:33:49,297
(JANE GROANS)

706
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:53,974
Oh, God! Oh, God!
It's official.

707
00:33:54,078 --> 00:33:56,774
(WHIMPERS) We're
having an affair.

708
00:33:57,415 --> 00:33:59,713
Why do you need
to label everything?

709
00:33:59,784 --> 00:34:03,220
Because that's what this is.

710
00:34:03,287 --> 00:34:07,314
Yes,
in its crassest form maybe,
if we were two other people.

711
00:34:08,459 --> 00:34:10,450
Just because we were
married for 19 years

712
00:34:10,528 --> 00:34:12,928
does not not
make this an affair.

713
00:34:12,997 --> 00:34:18,458
Okay, but since we
were together for so long,
it's not really that wrong.

714
00:34:18,569 --> 00:34:21,834
Really? You want to run
that logic by your wife?

715
00:34:27,245 --> 00:34:28,837
(CHUCKLES)

716
00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:31,343
Okay, will you
do me a favor?

717
00:34:31,449 --> 00:34:32,541
You're on my side.
Can we switch?

718
00:34:32,617 --> 00:34:35,814
I'm feeling a little,
uh, disoriented.

719
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,820
Since when is
this your side?
Since 10 years ago.

720
00:34:37,922 --> 00:34:39,753
Come on, just... Please?

721
00:34:39,824 --> 00:34:41,519
(BOTH GRUNTING)

722
00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:44,183
Can I interest
you in a little...

723
00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:46,126
(CHUCKLES) No.

724
00:34:51,335 --> 00:34:56,204
Why do you think
the sex is so much
sexier this time?

725
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,835
I don't know.

726
00:35:03,848 --> 00:35:06,339
(LAUGHS) I got to go to work.

727
00:35:06,784 --> 00:35:09,844
Okay. Me, too.

728
00:35:18,529 --> 00:35:21,054
You see what happens
when you're not
looking out for me.

729
00:35:21,165 --> 00:35:24,657
She lets me eat everything.
Pasta, cream cheese.

730
00:35:24,735 --> 00:35:25,861
(SCOFFS)

731
00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:28,700
Would you hand me
my robe, please?

732
00:35:28,806 --> 00:35:30,467
(CHUCKLES)

733
00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:33,066
And, um, turn around.

734
00:35:33,177 --> 00:35:35,737
(SCOFFS) Why do
I have to, uh,
turn around?

735
00:35:35,846 --> 00:35:37,177
Because the last
time you saw me

736
00:35:37,248 --> 00:35:40,183
standing up naked
I was in my 40s.

737
00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:44,655
Things look different
lying down. Just...

738
00:35:44,722 --> 00:35:46,815
(CHUCKLES) You've
gotten kind of nuts.

739
00:35:46,891 --> 00:35:49,155
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
You know what, Jake,

740
00:35:49,226 --> 00:35:51,023
I think it would be
really good for us

741
00:35:51,095 --> 00:35:54,690
to just not talk
for a couple of days.

742
00:35:54,765 --> 00:35:57,859
You know what I think,
just for the record?

743
00:35:58,602 --> 00:36:01,036
I think we're
doing something
kind of brilliant.

744
00:36:01,105 --> 00:36:03,835
All the things
that tore us apart
aren't issues anymore.

745
00:36:03,908 --> 00:36:07,935
I'd say our problems
actually went away.

746
00:36:08,045 --> 00:36:09,103
(LAUGHS) What?

747
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:11,511
Didn't you always say
you felt you weren't
being heard?

748
00:36:11,582 --> 00:36:13,345
Wasn't that our big issue?

749
00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:16,750
Both of us always
feeling rejected
and unappreciated.

750
00:36:16,854 --> 00:36:19,914
Look at us now.
You're so much
more together.

751
00:36:20,725 --> 00:36:22,124
You're not exhausted
all the time.

752
00:36:22,226 --> 00:36:23,386
You're not catering
every weekend

753
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:25,156
or busy all day
with the kids.

754
00:36:25,229 --> 00:36:28,460
And I'm calmer.
Not as obsessed with work.

755
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,259
I'm a partner. I'm there.

756
00:36:31,369 --> 00:36:34,861
We both grew into the people
we wanted each other to be.

757
00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:36,201
Really?

758
00:36:37,274 --> 00:36:41,142
Well, you're better
than I am at remembering
all the details of our...

759
00:36:41,245 --> 00:36:43,577
Do you remember never
having time for sex?

760
00:36:43,647 --> 00:36:45,114
(LAUGHS) Now look at us.

761
00:36:45,216 --> 00:36:48,151
We've already done
it two times this week
and it's only Tuesday.

762
00:36:48,252 --> 00:36:50,777
I swear to God,
if half the people
who got divorced

763
00:36:50,888 --> 00:36:52,719
got back together
after 10 years,

764
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:54,951
their problems
would be solved.

765
00:36:55,059 --> 00:36:56,287
I think we're
on to something.

766
00:36:56,394 --> 00:36:58,988
(CHUCKLES) Not sure
I agree with that.

767
00:36:59,063 --> 00:37:01,031
And, also, we are
not back together.

768
00:37:01,098 --> 00:37:04,261
And I know other
divorced people
think about this.

769
00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:06,326
They wonder, "What if?"

770
00:37:07,104 --> 00:37:11,165
You know,
I think this is
very French of us.

771
00:37:11,275 --> 00:37:14,642
(LAUGHS) How is
it French of us?

772
00:37:14,745 --> 00:37:19,648
I have a young wife
but I am having sex
with my old wife.

773
00:37:20,951 --> 00:37:25,251
Not old. You know, "ex."
I didn't mean "old."

774
00:37:26,924 --> 00:37:28,084
You're doing that
thing when you act

775
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:29,285
like you're not
listening to me,

776
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,261
but think about
what I said, okay?

777
00:37:32,329 --> 00:37:33,660
You got any of
your homemade
granola here?

778
00:37:33,764 --> 00:37:35,459
It's been so long
since I had any.

779
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:36,625
Oh, you miss it?

780
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,758
So much.

781
00:37:37,835 --> 00:37:40,303
We sell it for 6.50
a bag at the store.

782
00:37:40,371 --> 00:37:44,364
(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
well, why give it away
when you can...

783
00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:45,908
(GASPS) God!

784
00:37:45,976 --> 00:37:47,238
Ooh. Kiss goodbye?

785
00:37:47,311 --> 00:37:48,505
Mmm.

786
00:37:48,612 --> 00:37:52,605
(CHUCKLING) Ooh!
She wants to be courted.

787
00:37:53,317 --> 00:37:56,343
I can do that.
Oh, honey,
thanks for the coffee.

788
00:37:56,454 --> 00:37:57,819
Oh, God!

789
00:37:58,155 --> 00:38:00,214
(WOMEN CHATTERING)

790
00:38:03,461 --> 00:38:05,395
Oh, my God! Now what?

791
00:38:05,496 --> 00:38:08,021
(GASPS) Three pies?
Oh, this is a feast!

792
00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:11,863
I don't know what's
got into me lately,
but I have so much energy...

793
00:38:11,969 --> 00:38:13,129
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

794
00:38:13,204 --> 00:38:15,672
...which is probably
the result of all the sex
I've been having.

795
00:38:15,773 --> 00:38:16,933
(LAUGHS)

796
00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:18,269
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

797
00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:21,337
I'm actually not kidding.

798
00:38:23,047 --> 00:38:24,981
I'm having an affair.

799
00:38:27,284 --> 00:38:28,717
With a married man.

800
00:38:28,819 --> 00:38:30,218
(GASPS)
What?

801
00:38:31,122 --> 00:38:32,111
JOANNE: When did
this happen?

802
00:38:32,189 --> 00:38:33,713
Where did you meet him?

803
00:38:33,824 --> 00:38:37,316
(CHUCKLING) "Where did I..."
Well, it started in New York.

804
00:38:37,394 --> 00:38:38,418
New York, last week?

805
00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:39,485
JANE: Mmm-hmm.

806
00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:42,828
We did it once there
and once here.

807
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,960
Or maybe, maybe more
than once there.

808
00:38:46,036 --> 00:38:48,061
I don't know.
I was drunk, so I'm...

809
00:38:48,139 --> 00:38:50,369
You had drunken sex
with a married man
in New York

810
00:38:50,474 --> 00:38:52,533
when you went back
for Luke's graduation?

811
00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:56,135
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Turns out,
I'm a bit of a slut.

812
00:38:56,213 --> 00:38:58,181
(CHUCKLES)
Apple, blueberry or plum?

813
00:38:58,249 --> 00:39:00,581
(LAUGHS) Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Hold on.

814
00:39:00,684 --> 00:39:02,879
(GASPS) You're not saying...

815
00:39:02,987 --> 00:39:04,477
(CHUCKLES)

816
00:39:04,555 --> 00:39:05,544
What?

817
00:39:05,623 --> 00:39:06,681
No! You're not!

818
00:39:06,757 --> 00:39:08,987
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes, I am.

819
00:39:09,827 --> 00:39:13,160
I am having an affair with
Agness Adler's husband.

820
00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:14,595
(ALL SCREAMING)

821
00:39:14,698 --> 00:39:17,258
JOANNE: Oh, God!
You're not.

822
00:39:17,368 --> 00:39:19,928
That is genius.

823
00:39:20,404 --> 00:39:23,601
Well, it's also
sort of wrong.

824
00:39:23,908 --> 00:39:25,876
I know. I know.

825
00:39:25,943 --> 00:39:27,672
Oh, please,
it's not that wrong.

826
00:39:27,745 --> 00:39:32,205
(SOBS) But I'm...
I'm so happy to be able
to tell somebody.

827
00:39:33,217 --> 00:39:36,914
This is the most
out-of-control thing
I've ever done in my life!

828
00:39:37,021 --> 00:39:38,386
Literally! You know me.

829
00:39:38,455 --> 00:39:39,752
BOTH: Yes!
Yes! We do.

830
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:41,188
You've never done
anything wrong

831
00:39:41,258 --> 00:39:42,384
or bad ever.
No.

832
00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:43,756
Ever!

833
00:39:43,827 --> 00:39:45,419
DIANE: So,
you're allowed this one.

834
00:39:46,263 --> 00:39:47,287
Well...

835
00:39:47,364 --> 00:39:49,025
I'm sorry.
I kind of love it!

836
00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:50,760
And he was yours first.

837
00:39:50,834 --> 00:39:51,892
True.

838
00:39:52,536 --> 00:39:54,367
(CHUCKLING) Not that
I want him back,
by the way.

839
00:39:54,438 --> 00:39:55,564
Of course not.
JANE: Oh, man.

840
00:39:55,639 --> 00:39:58,107
You can do better than Jake.

841
00:39:58,209 --> 00:39:59,801
Thanks.

842
00:39:59,877 --> 00:40:03,040
No. I mean,
you've outgrown him.

843
00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:06,543
You've blossomed.
You've feng shuied
your whole life.

844
00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:07,811
(LAUGHS) Yeah.

845
00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:10,318
Just please don't let him
talk you into saving him.

846
00:40:10,421 --> 00:40:12,048
I won't.

847
00:40:12,122 --> 00:40:14,750
DIANE: Janey,
there's something
perfect about this.

848
00:40:14,825 --> 00:40:17,453
You don't have
to cook for him,
or clean up after him.

849
00:40:17,561 --> 00:40:19,426
You don't even actually
have to sleep with him.

850
00:40:19,496 --> 00:40:21,555
I know. I have
an ex with benefits.

851
00:40:21,632 --> 00:40:22,963
(ALL LAUGH)

852
00:40:23,067 --> 00:40:27,401
But, girls,
what about the fact that
I'm now the other woman?

853
00:40:27,471 --> 00:40:28,802
I'm the one we hate!

854
00:40:28,906 --> 00:40:31,568
Oh, forget about that.
Agness is still
the one we hate,

855
00:40:31,642 --> 00:40:32,836
even in this scenario.

856
00:40:32,943 --> 00:40:35,969
Yeah, karma is the
ultimate bitch in this one.

857
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,240
Let's hope so.

858
00:40:37,314 --> 00:40:39,248
Okay, tell me everything!
You're not getting away
with anything.

859
00:40:39,316 --> 00:40:40,340
You tell me everything.

860
00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:43,147
I want details.
Details, details.
No, you earned this...

861
00:40:44,655 --> 00:40:45,644
JANE: Reynaldo!

862
00:40:45,723 --> 00:40:47,020
Mmm?

863
00:40:47,091 --> 00:40:49,651
I want to change
the breakfast menu.

864
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,127
Give it more life.
What do you think?

865
00:40:53,197 --> 00:40:55,358
What did you do,
something to your hair?

866
00:40:55,466 --> 00:40:56,899
No, I don't think so.

867
00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:58,628
Something about you
looks different.

868
00:40:58,702 --> 00:41:00,260
<i>A little more caliente?</i>

869
00:41:00,337 --> 00:41:01,565
<i>Caliente?</i>

870
00:41:01,639 --> 00:41:02,833
(CHUCKLES)
You see it, Eddie?

871
00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,635
Whatever it is,
it's working.

872
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:06,266
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

873
00:41:06,343 --> 00:41:10,336
(CHUCKLES) Hello?
Oh, no, I didn't
do this again.

874
00:41:10,881 --> 00:41:13,873
(PANTING) Adam,
I'm so sorry.

875
00:41:14,852 --> 00:41:18,151
My mind is just...
Forgive me.

876
00:41:18,222 --> 00:41:19,883
You know, if I were
your shrink, I'd say

877
00:41:19,990 --> 00:41:21,457
maybe you don't really
want to build this addition.

878
00:41:21,525 --> 00:41:24,187
Oh, no, no,
that's completely not true.

879
00:41:24,295 --> 00:41:25,455
I'm really sorry.

880
00:41:25,529 --> 00:41:26,655
It's okay.

881
00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:30,325
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
Oh, I like it already.

882
00:41:30,401 --> 00:41:34,235
Yeah, it's feeling
really good. So, this
becomes your office.

883
00:41:34,338 --> 00:41:35,362
Uh-huh.

884
00:41:35,439 --> 00:41:36,997
You come down
your new hallway.

885
00:41:37,074 --> 00:41:39,338
The windows all along here.
Okay.

886
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:41,037
Great. Love it!

887
00:41:41,145 --> 00:41:45,241
And from here to there...
Well, let me get
the door for you.

888
00:41:46,850 --> 00:41:47,874
(LAUGHS)

889
00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:49,350
Your kitchen.

890
00:41:50,888 --> 00:41:53,880
We're in the eating area now.
How's the size feel?

891
00:41:53,991 --> 00:41:55,015
Good.

892
00:41:55,092 --> 00:41:56,889
Right now, we're at
either end of the table.

893
00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:59,724
(CHUCKLING) Oh!
Well, it feels perfect!

894
00:41:59,830 --> 00:42:01,024
I thought so, too.

895
00:42:01,098 --> 00:42:03,931
Yeah. Oh!

896
00:42:05,569 --> 00:42:06,661
(EXHALES)

897
00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:08,034
This is heaven!

898
00:42:08,105 --> 00:42:09,595
It's gonna be cool.

899
00:42:11,241 --> 00:42:12,435
You wanna go upstairs?

900
00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:19,078
(GASPS) Oh!

901
00:42:19,183 --> 00:42:22,744
So if you were lying in bed,
this would be your view.

902
00:42:22,853 --> 00:42:24,115
Oh!

903
00:42:26,957 --> 00:42:28,857
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

904
00:42:35,032 --> 00:42:36,795
Oh, gosh!
Are you all right?

905
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:40,131
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
I'm fine. I'm...

906
00:42:43,273 --> 00:42:45,138
JAKE: (WHISPERING) Janey?
Call me.

907
00:42:55,786 --> 00:42:56,810
(GLASS SHATTERS)

908
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,978
(AGNESS GROANS)

909
00:42:58,088 --> 00:42:59,248
AGNESS: Jake!

910
00:42:59,323 --> 00:43:00,654
Coming!

911
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,060
What were you
doing in there?

912
00:43:05,129 --> 00:43:06,221
Going to the bathroom.

913
00:43:06,296 --> 00:43:07,661
The toilet isn't flushed.

914
00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:08,754
Yes, it did.

915
00:43:08,832 --> 00:43:09,890
Why were you in the shower

916
00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:11,901
with your clothes on?

917
00:43:11,969 --> 00:43:15,166
(CHUCKLING) What are
you talking about?

918
00:43:15,272 --> 00:43:17,740
I heard the shower
door close, Jake.

919
00:43:17,808 --> 00:43:19,435
What do you have,
x-ray ears?

920
00:43:19,510 --> 00:43:20,977
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

921
00:43:21,078 --> 00:43:22,568
(PANTS) What's up, Pedro?

922
00:43:22,646 --> 00:43:25,513
Jake took a shower
with his clothes on.

923
00:43:25,616 --> 00:43:27,277
(FORCED CHUCKLE)

924
00:43:27,351 --> 00:43:28,682
Oh, Pedro, darling.

925
00:43:28,786 --> 00:43:29,810
Well, what's he
talking about?

926
00:43:29,887 --> 00:43:31,081
I don't speak Pedro.

927
00:43:31,155 --> 00:43:33,020
That's your department.

928
00:43:33,123 --> 00:43:35,751
Don't go in the kitchen, P.
I broke something.

929
00:43:35,826 --> 00:43:37,987
Yo, can you help?

930
00:43:38,061 --> 00:43:39,289
Yo, can you?

931
00:43:45,035 --> 00:43:46,195
That looks amazing.

932
00:43:46,303 --> 00:43:49,101
(LAUGHS) It's called
croque-monsieur.

933
00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:52,768
It was the first thing
I learned to make when
I was living in Paris

934
00:43:52,843 --> 00:43:54,868
because the ingredients
are really, really cheap.

935
00:43:54,978 --> 00:43:56,377
When did you
live in Paris?

936
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,347
When I was in
my early 20s.

937
00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:02,180
I went there to take
a six-day pastry class,

938
00:44:02,252 --> 00:44:03,446
and I ended up
staying a year

939
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,148
working as an apprentice
in a bakery.

940
00:44:06,223 --> 00:44:07,554
Wow, that's brave.

941
00:44:07,658 --> 00:44:09,319
(CHUCKLES)

942
00:44:10,794 --> 00:44:13,058
Thank you for taking
my 47 e-mails

943
00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:15,360
and turning them into
something so beautiful.

944
00:44:15,466 --> 00:44:16,831
You are rapidly becoming

945
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:18,663
one of the most
appreciative clients
I've ever had.

946
00:44:18,735 --> 00:44:21,363
(CHUCKLES) I don't know
what it is but I...

947
00:44:22,039 --> 00:44:24,530
I'm always surprised
when I can count
on someone.

948
00:44:24,641 --> 00:44:25,869
(SIGHS)

949
00:44:25,976 --> 00:44:27,876
Really?
(LAUGHING) Yeah.

950
00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:45,390
I know it's none
of my business,
but I was just

951
00:44:45,496 --> 00:44:48,522
trying to figure out
why someone like you
is divorced.

952
00:44:48,599 --> 00:44:50,328
And what did
you come up with?

953
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,868
Something in the
"you're too nice"
department.

954
00:44:52,936 --> 00:44:55,905
That, and my wife
fell in love with
my best friend.

955
00:44:56,006 --> 00:44:58,566
Oh! No.
Ex-best friend.

956
00:44:58,675 --> 00:45:01,405
We were on a biking trip,
he and his wife
and me and my wife,

957
00:45:01,512 --> 00:45:04,675
through Tuscany,
and on the last day
of the trip,

958
00:45:04,748 --> 00:45:06,113
they announced that
they were in love.

959
00:45:06,216 --> 00:45:08,207
(EXHALES) How awful!

960
00:45:08,285 --> 00:45:09,582
Not a great
plane ride home.

961
00:45:09,653 --> 00:45:12,121
Oh! I can just imagine.

962
00:45:12,222 --> 00:45:13,985
Sitting there
for hours and hours

963
00:45:14,057 --> 00:45:15,888
with your wife,
who you know is...

964
00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:16,983
Oh, that's rough.

965
00:45:17,060 --> 00:45:18,550
Well, actually,
they went on to Venice.

966
00:45:18,629 --> 00:45:20,756
I flew home with Carol,
that's his ex-wife.

967
00:45:20,864 --> 00:45:23,890
And you can't
imagine what it's like
sitting next to someone

968
00:45:23,967 --> 00:45:26,595
who's crying on a plane
for 10 straight hours.

969
00:45:26,703 --> 00:45:27,795
(CHUCKLES) I don't blame her.

970
00:45:27,871 --> 00:45:28,895
I'm talking about me.

971
00:45:28,972 --> 00:45:31,202
(LAUGHS)

972
00:45:31,275 --> 00:45:32,299
But anyway,
they're married now,

973
00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:35,106
and it's pretty much
an ongoing awful thing.

974
00:45:35,212 --> 00:45:36,839
But you and your ex,
when he stopped by

975
00:45:36,914 --> 00:45:38,404
the other morning
for coffee,

976
00:45:38,482 --> 00:45:41,042
I thought, "Wow.
That's the way
it's supposed to be."

977
00:45:41,118 --> 00:45:42,881
You two really seem
to have it figured out.

978
00:45:42,953 --> 00:45:46,548
Well... Yeah.
We're not as figured out
as you'd think.

979
00:46:00,938 --> 00:46:02,838
(ADAM AND JANE LAUGHING)

980
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,742
I hope you don't think
that I've been
interrogating you,

981
00:46:07,811 --> 00:46:11,110
but I know what
it's like to have
an ex who's remarried

982
00:46:11,181 --> 00:46:13,979
and not have that much
going on in that area.

983
00:46:14,084 --> 00:46:17,349
I mean,
do you date ever? Or...

984
00:46:17,454 --> 00:46:19,854
Oh, constantly, actually.

985
00:46:19,957 --> 00:46:20,981
(CHUCKLES)
Constantly? Really?

986
00:46:21,058 --> 00:46:22,320
Yeah. Everyone I know

987
00:46:22,426 --> 00:46:24,326
or have ever known
has fixed me up

988
00:46:24,394 --> 00:46:25,691
and sometimes
I just meet women.

989
00:46:25,762 --> 00:46:27,753
I don't really know
how it happens, but...

990
00:46:27,831 --> 00:46:30,629
(CHUCKLING) But
no girlfriend yet?

991
00:46:30,701 --> 00:46:31,759
Not yet.

992
00:46:31,835 --> 00:46:33,803
Mmm-hmm.
Just like dating.

993
00:46:34,371 --> 00:46:36,305
Actually, I find it
really stressful.

994
00:46:36,373 --> 00:46:39,536
You know, the last time
I was in the dating world
was 1978.

995
00:46:39,643 --> 00:46:40,667
(CHUCKLES)

996
00:46:40,777 --> 00:46:41,971
And it's so much more
complicated these days.

997
00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:43,103
(CHUCKLES) Oh, I know.

998
00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:44,204
I can't tell you
how nice it is

999
00:46:44,281 --> 00:46:45,646
to have a conversation
with a woman

1000
00:46:45,716 --> 00:46:49,550
and have the pressure off,
not to mention
a home-cooked...

1001
00:46:49,653 --> 00:46:51,382
(CHUCKLES) That was
a compliment.

1002
00:46:51,488 --> 00:46:53,046
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

1003
00:46:53,156 --> 00:46:55,317
Do you have a guy
in your life at...
At the moment?

1004
00:46:55,392 --> 00:46:57,155
No.
No?

1005
00:46:57,227 --> 00:46:59,195
(CHUCKLES) No.

1006
00:47:00,063 --> 00:47:02,395
(JANE LAUGHING)

1007
00:47:05,068 --> 00:47:07,127
(CHATTERING)

1008
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:21,683
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

1009
00:47:25,555 --> 00:47:26,579
(EXCLAIMS)

1010
00:47:29,593 --> 00:47:31,754
This was so nice
and relaxing.

1011
00:47:31,862 --> 00:47:34,660
And the lavender ice cream
was the best dessert
of any sort

1012
00:47:34,731 --> 00:47:36,699
I've ever had,
like, in my life.

1013
00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:37,961
Aw! Oh! Thanks.

1014
00:47:38,035 --> 00:47:40,003
I always make ice cream
when I can't sleep,

1015
00:47:40,070 --> 00:47:41,594
so I'm glad someone
was here to eat it.

1016
00:47:41,705 --> 00:47:43,070
(CHUCKLES)

1017
00:47:43,173 --> 00:47:44,367
Great getting to
know you a little.

1018
00:47:44,441 --> 00:47:47,342
Yeah, it was really fun.

1019
00:47:48,078 --> 00:47:50,012
Well...

1020
00:47:53,116 --> 00:47:54,174
Bye. Okay.

1021
00:47:54,251 --> 00:47:55,775
(CHUCKLES) Bye.

1022
00:48:01,191 --> 00:48:02,351
Bye.

1023
00:48:05,195 --> 00:48:05,889
(CHUCKLES)

1024
00:48:13,203 --> 00:48:14,693
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1025
00:48:14,771 --> 00:48:17,535
(CHUCKLES) What? I'm coming.

1026
00:48:20,711 --> 00:48:21,871
(GASPS)

1027
00:48:21,945 --> 00:48:24,709
O.M.G., I thought
he'd never leave.

1028
00:48:24,981 --> 00:48:26,414
(EXHALES)

1029
00:48:26,483 --> 00:48:28,110
Hello, Jane.
(CHUCKLES) Hi.

1030
00:48:28,218 --> 00:48:29,947
You're looking very
beautiful tonight.

1031
00:48:30,053 --> 00:48:31,315
(MOANS)

1032
00:48:31,421 --> 00:48:32,649
Oh, I love when you
smell like butter.

1033
00:48:32,723 --> 00:48:34,054
What are you doing here?

1034
00:48:34,124 --> 00:48:35,455
Missed you.
Mmm-hmm.

1035
00:48:35,559 --> 00:48:38,494
It's 9:00.
Where does your wife
think you are?

1036
00:48:38,829 --> 00:48:41,923
Yoga. Shall we do some
downward-facing dog,
perhaps?

1037
00:48:41,998 --> 00:48:44,091
(CHUCKLING)
Not tonight, big guy.

1038
00:48:44,167 --> 00:48:45,498
(CHUCKLES) Is it really
necessary for you

1039
00:48:45,569 --> 00:48:48,231
to always say no
before you say yes?

1040
00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:49,932
I'm not gonna think
less of you, you know.

1041
00:48:50,006 --> 00:48:52,304
Really, Jake.
I'm a little tired

1042
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,741
and I was gonna
take a bath, and just...

1043
00:48:54,811 --> 00:48:57,746
Okay. So we'll
just hang out.

1044
00:48:57,814 --> 00:49:00,282
(GASPS) Is that
croque-monsieur?

1045
00:49:00,350 --> 00:49:01,408
Yeah.

1046
00:49:01,485 --> 00:49:03,510
Whose plate is this,
yours or his?
(CHUCKLES) That's mine.

1047
00:49:03,587 --> 00:49:05,953
(MOANS)

1048
00:49:06,022 --> 00:49:08,422
My God! Just like
I remember it.

1049
00:49:09,192 --> 00:49:12,127
Don't you ever eat
at your house?

1050
00:49:12,195 --> 00:49:15,653
Pedro dictates most meals,
and he has a very

1051
00:49:15,766 --> 00:49:17,427
limited palate.
Mmm-hmm.

1052
00:49:17,501 --> 00:49:18,729
What kind of
ice cream is that?

1053
00:49:18,802 --> 00:49:20,235
Lavender honey.

1054
00:49:20,303 --> 00:49:21,463
Not sleeping?

1055
00:49:21,538 --> 00:49:23,529
Not at all. You?

1056
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,536
Never slept better.
Mmm-hmm.

1057
00:49:26,643 --> 00:49:29,703
And my digestion is
finally back on track.

1058
00:49:29,813 --> 00:49:32,782
You've turned my world
right-side up, Jane.

1059
00:49:33,383 --> 00:49:36,443
You know what
that means, don't you?

1060
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,784
(SIGHS HEAVILY) No.

1061
00:49:41,224 --> 00:49:45,126
That I've never
really known how
to live without you.

1062
00:49:53,003 --> 00:49:56,564
You know,
maybe we should be
growing old together.

1063
00:49:56,673 --> 00:50:03,636
(CHUCKLES) I hate
to tell you, big guy,
we already grew old, apart.

1064
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,074
What is with the "big guy"?

1065
00:50:05,182 --> 00:50:08,879
Is it because I'm fat,
or is it a term
of endearment?

1066
00:50:08,952 --> 00:50:12,786
(CHUCKLING) I have no idea
why I keep saying that.
I'm sorry. I'll stop.

1067
00:50:12,889 --> 00:50:14,254
Thank you.

1068
00:50:16,092 --> 00:50:17,582
I love how quiet
it is in your house.

1069
00:50:17,661 --> 00:50:19,094
Mmm.

1070
00:50:20,096 --> 00:50:23,293
I have no quiet
in my life. Ever.

1071
00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:26,300
Well, you live
with a 5-year-old.

1072
00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:28,633
Yes. And let's
not forget Pedro.

1073
00:50:28,738 --> 00:50:30,535
(LAUGHS)

1074
00:50:32,442 --> 00:50:37,778
What are you saying, exactly?
What's going on over
there at your place?

1075
00:50:38,281 --> 00:50:39,646
(EXHALES)

1076
00:50:41,818 --> 00:50:43,752
My marriage is

1077
00:50:44,888 --> 00:50:47,948
not turning out
as I hoped.
That's obvious.

1078
00:50:48,058 --> 00:50:52,791
Agness started out
really looking up to me.
We never used to fight.

1079
00:50:52,896 --> 00:50:54,591
But now with
the kid, lately,

1080
00:50:54,664 --> 00:50:57,326
we're all about what
school he's going to

1081
00:50:57,434 --> 00:51:00,733
and she thinks we
need a bigger house,
more help.

1082
00:51:00,804 --> 00:51:02,795
I was hoping to
cut back at work,

1083
00:51:02,873 --> 00:51:04,841
but now that's
never gonna happen.

1084
00:51:04,941 --> 00:51:05,965
And she wants to
have another baby

1085
00:51:06,042 --> 00:51:08,533
before Pedro gets
too old, which I get.

1086
00:51:08,612 --> 00:51:11,274
But since we're
always fighting...

1087
00:51:11,381 --> 00:51:13,941
(CHUCKLES) Oh, God.
Listen to me.

1088
00:51:15,318 --> 00:51:18,219
Isn't a baby part of
the deal when you marry
a woman that age?

1089
00:51:18,288 --> 00:51:21,052
Is it? I guess so.

1090
00:51:21,591 --> 00:51:24,924
She's got me booked
at the fertility center
every other day,

1091
00:51:24,995 --> 00:51:27,725
and she is so amped up
on hormone injections,

1092
00:51:27,797 --> 00:51:30,561
I'm gonna have
to find an exorcist if
she doesn't calm down.

1093
00:51:30,634 --> 00:51:32,568
(CHUCKLES)

1094
00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:34,501
I wish it was funny.

1095
00:51:35,605 --> 00:51:36,833
Incredible ice cream.

1096
00:51:36,907 --> 00:51:38,101
Hmm.

1097
00:51:38,174 --> 00:51:40,574
I'm turning around.

1098
00:51:40,644 --> 00:51:43,579
Hey, remember when
we used to smoke pot

1099
00:51:43,647 --> 00:51:45,706
and eat your ice cream
in the hot tub?

1100
00:51:45,782 --> 00:51:51,015
(GIGGLES) The hot tub?
That feels like
a billion years ago.

1101
00:51:51,121 --> 00:51:53,749
Yeah. How long has
it been since you, uh...

1102
00:51:53,823 --> 00:51:54,949
(PUFFS REPEATEDLY)

1103
00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:58,085
Me? Since before
Lauren was born.

1104
00:51:58,161 --> 00:51:59,492
Twenty-seven years.

1105
00:51:59,562 --> 00:52:00,688
At least.

1106
00:52:00,764 --> 00:52:01,924
Huh?

1107
00:52:01,998 --> 00:52:03,761
(GASPS)

1108
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:08,361
Are you kidding me?
Oh, put that away.
Oh! It's been too long.

1109
00:52:08,471 --> 00:52:10,302
Exactly.
(CHUCKLES) I'm not gonna...

1110
00:52:10,373 --> 00:52:14,275
Okay. I'm gonna
leave this for you.
It's kind of amazing.

1111
00:52:14,344 --> 00:52:17,802
You take a few hits,
get your sea legs back,

1112
00:52:17,881 --> 00:52:20,543
and, uh, we'll finish
the rest of it together.

1113
00:52:20,617 --> 00:52:21,777
(CHUCKLES) Maybe.

1114
00:52:21,851 --> 00:52:25,981
So, that nerdy
architect likes you.
You know that, right?

1115
00:52:26,056 --> 00:52:27,990
He's not nerdy.

1116
00:52:28,058 --> 00:52:30,492
And he definitely doesn't.

1117
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,050
We're just...
We're working together.

1118
00:52:32,162 --> 00:52:35,154
I was watching
while you leaned over
to open the oven,

1119
00:52:35,231 --> 00:52:39,531
and his eyes were
glued to your ass.

1120
00:52:39,636 --> 00:52:41,570
Hey, do me a favor?

1121
00:52:44,007 --> 00:52:46,737
Tell me the truth, Janey.
Is this a great
affair or what?

1122
00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:49,608
(CHUCKLES) I don't know.
It's my first.

1123
00:52:49,679 --> 00:52:52,944
We don't even
have to have sex,
and it's fun.

1124
00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:54,108
(CHUCKLES)

1125
00:52:54,184 --> 00:52:55,310
I wish I could sleep over.

1126
00:52:55,418 --> 00:52:59,514
(CHUCKLES) I got to talk
to my shrink about this.
This is...

1127
00:52:59,622 --> 00:53:03,114
This is a lot to handle.
You better go, I guess.

1128
00:53:06,629 --> 00:53:07,823
(EXHALES)

1129
00:53:07,931 --> 00:53:09,193
(WHISPERING) It's okay.

1130
00:53:09,299 --> 00:53:10,857
(WHISPERING) No.

1131
00:53:11,634 --> 00:53:14,432
Whoa!
What is happening, Jake?

1132
00:53:23,313 --> 00:53:24,803
(BOTH MOAN)

1133
00:53:26,616 --> 00:53:28,106
(PHONE RINGING)

1134
00:53:28,184 --> 00:53:30,311
(JANE CHUCKLES)

1135
00:53:31,321 --> 00:53:32,345
Don't get it.

1136
00:53:32,422 --> 00:53:34,982
I always get it.
I have three kids.

1137
00:53:37,027 --> 00:53:40,724
Hello? Hi. You're still
on the phone?

1138
00:53:42,465 --> 00:53:44,956
(CHUCKLES) Plane,
I meant plane.

1139
00:53:45,802 --> 00:53:48,703
Uh-huh? Well, how was Luke
when you left him?

1140
00:53:48,805 --> 00:53:52,969
Oh, that sounds like fun.
Yeah, let me know
what I can bring.

1141
00:53:53,043 --> 00:53:56,069
No! I have no idea
where he is.

1142
00:53:57,147 --> 00:53:58,876
Okay, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

1143
00:53:58,982 --> 00:54:00,711
Oh! Now I'm lying.

1144
00:54:02,152 --> 00:54:03,779
Lauren and Harley
are giving Luke

1145
00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:07,152
a graduation party
this weekend.
Sweet, huh?

1146
00:54:07,557 --> 00:54:09,525
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1147
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,856
Hello, stranger.
Welcome back.

1148
00:54:13,663 --> 00:54:16,393
I'm, uh, just getting
into my car.

1149
00:54:16,499 --> 00:54:19,127
Yeah, this weekend
sounds great.

1150
00:54:19,202 --> 00:54:20,533
Let me know
what I can bring.

1151
00:54:20,937 --> 00:54:21,961
(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)

1152
00:54:22,038 --> 00:54:23,062
(MOUTHING)

1153
00:54:23,139 --> 00:54:24,163
Okay.

1154
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:26,105
(CONTINUES CHATTERING)

1155
00:54:26,209 --> 00:54:27,767
(LAUGHS)

1156
00:54:36,286 --> 00:54:39,312
Why am I laughing?
I mean, it's like nuts!

1157
00:54:49,132 --> 00:54:50,793
(SQUEALS) Dr. Allen.

1158
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,458
Jane, hi.
Am I seeing you today?

1159
00:54:52,569 --> 00:54:54,935
Oh, no.
I just wanted to talk.
And I was wondering

1160
00:54:55,038 --> 00:54:57,802
if by any chance you
could squeeze me in for
an emergency session?

1161
00:54:57,907 --> 00:55:00,569
(CHUCKLES)
Because I'm sort of in
desperate need of advice.

1162
00:55:00,643 --> 00:55:02,873
I brought you
some coffee cake
that you like.

1163
00:55:02,946 --> 00:55:05,107
Not as a bribe
or anything. But...

1164
00:55:05,215 --> 00:55:06,807
I only have 20 minutes
before my first patient.

1165
00:55:06,916 --> 00:55:08,884
Well, that's fine!
I'll talk fast.

1166
00:55:08,952 --> 00:55:13,582
So at this point,
I just need some sound,
unbiased guidance.

1167
00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:19,728
Is having an affair
with you-know-who
a good thing or a bad thing?

1168
00:55:21,064 --> 00:55:23,498
It's a bad thing, right?
This can't be...
How can it be good?

1169
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,898
It's not good,
it's not bad.

1170
00:55:26,636 --> 00:55:27,933
(MUTTERS)

1171
00:55:28,037 --> 00:55:30,403
I've made a list
of everything

1172
00:55:30,473 --> 00:55:33,374
this could possibly
be about at my end.

1173
00:55:35,145 --> 00:55:36,169
May I read it to you?

1174
00:55:36,246 --> 00:55:38,373
Oh, please, of course.

1175
00:55:38,748 --> 00:55:40,375
Uh...

1176
00:55:40,450 --> 00:55:43,078
(CHUCKLES) Because
I e-mailed it to myself.

1177
00:55:43,153 --> 00:55:44,313
(CHUCKLES)

1178
00:55:45,321 --> 00:55:48,222
Okay. "Am I still
trying to figure out
why the marriage failed?

1179
00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:50,657
"Do I want to
get back together?

1180
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,593
"Do we have
unfinished business?

1181
00:55:53,663 --> 00:55:57,224
"Is this about revenge?
Or am I...

1182
00:56:05,175 --> 00:56:06,972
(SHAKY VOICE)
"Am I just Ionely?

1183
00:56:07,076 --> 00:56:08,373
"Or is it my
caretaker thing?"

1184
00:56:08,444 --> 00:56:10,378
I mean, the kids
are finally gone now,

1185
00:56:10,446 --> 00:56:11,970
and all of
a sudden Jake is back,

1186
00:56:12,048 --> 00:56:14,676
and I get to take care
of him in some way.

1187
00:56:14,751 --> 00:56:18,619
Now, I understand.
I get how therapy works.
I really do.

1188
00:56:19,489 --> 00:56:22,481
We look at things,
we examine them.
Weeks turn into months.

1189
00:56:22,592 --> 00:56:24,184
And we're going
on eight years now.

1190
00:56:24,294 --> 00:56:25,352
(CHUCKLES)

1191
00:56:25,461 --> 00:56:27,656
And I'm okay with that.
I really am, believe me.

1192
00:56:27,764 --> 00:56:29,925
I... I like it, I do.

1193
00:56:29,999 --> 00:56:34,026
But in this case,
I need you to tell me
what you really think.

1194
00:56:34,137 --> 00:56:37,834
Like, "Don't do this."

1195
00:56:37,941 --> 00:56:39,636
You know,
I'd like you to say,

1196
00:56:39,709 --> 00:56:41,700
"Don't do this.
It's absolutely wrong,"

1197
00:56:41,811 --> 00:56:44,211
or, "Go ahead.
You'll be fine."

1198
00:56:45,181 --> 00:56:48,014
I actually want to
be told what to do.

1199
00:56:48,785 --> 00:56:51,310
What's interesting is,
I'm already
seeing you open up

1200
00:56:51,387 --> 00:56:53,184
more than you have
in some time.

1201
00:56:53,289 --> 00:56:55,348
I'm thinking,
through this affair,

1202
00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:58,894
you may learn
to view the world
in a different way.

1203
00:57:00,496 --> 00:57:03,954
I'm sorry, what...
I just need something
more concrete.

1204
00:57:04,033 --> 00:57:08,800
I'm... Are you saying
that I should just
keep seeing him?

1205
00:57:08,871 --> 00:57:11,738
Because honestly,
I think that if the guilt...

1206
00:57:14,077 --> 00:57:17,569
The guilt and the fear
could go away,
I could just...

1207
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,844
I could let go
a little bit and,
um, you know,

1208
00:57:23,086 --> 00:57:24,917
I could figure this out.

1209
00:57:25,488 --> 00:57:27,649
I wouldn't resist
looking at this.

1210
00:57:27,724 --> 00:57:28,884
(SIGHS)

1211
00:57:28,992 --> 00:57:32,723
Okay. And another
way of saying that
might be...

1212
00:57:32,829 --> 00:57:35,525
Let go, Jane.
It can't hurt.

1213
00:57:38,134 --> 00:57:39,260
Thank you.

1214
00:57:40,169 --> 00:57:42,501
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1215
00:57:47,076 --> 00:57:48,441
NURSE: Santa Barbara
Fertility Center,

1216
00:57:48,511 --> 00:57:50,741
will you please hold?
Thank you.

1217
00:57:57,287 --> 00:57:59,721
Jacob Adler?

1218
00:57:59,789 --> 00:58:00,881
Have fun.

1219
00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:05,951
Okay, you know the drill.
You can hang your things
in the closet.

1220
00:58:06,062 --> 00:58:08,724
The remote's on the dresser,
and the materials
are in the drawer.

1221
00:58:08,798 --> 00:58:10,732
Please deposit your
specimen in the cup,

1222
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,360
and I'll see you
when you're done.

1223
00:58:16,639 --> 00:58:17,936
(SIGHS)

1224
00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:22,805
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1225
00:58:24,981 --> 00:58:26,846
Hey, where are you?

1226
00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,679
(STUTTERS) Uh,
I'm at the office.

1227
00:58:28,751 --> 00:58:29,809
Want to grab some lunch?

1228
00:58:29,886 --> 00:58:31,581
Absolutely. When?

1229
00:58:31,654 --> 00:58:33,246
<i>Can you do it now?
I have about an hour.</i>

1230
00:58:33,323 --> 00:58:35,553
We could meet
at the Stanhope,
get room service.

1231
00:58:36,926 --> 00:58:38,120
I'll be there in 10.

1232
00:58:38,194 --> 00:58:40,059
See you there, Adler.

1233
00:58:43,633 --> 00:58:46,568
She's coming back.

1234
00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:52,266
HARLEY: Oh,
I'm not kidding.

1235
00:58:52,342 --> 00:58:54,936
That is exactly
what the guy said.
I'm stunned.

1236
00:58:55,011 --> 00:58:56,569
Look at me.
I'm still stunned.

1237
00:58:56,646 --> 00:58:58,341
Oh, by the way,
I talked to my brother
this morning

1238
00:58:58,448 --> 00:58:59,506
and he is so excited
about his party.

1239
00:58:59,582 --> 00:59:00,571
Really?

1240
00:59:00,650 --> 00:59:01,776
Mmm-hmm.
Great!

1241
00:59:01,851 --> 00:59:03,944
We can fit 40 people
in our place, can't we?

1242
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,113
Absolutely.
People won't sit down, but...

1243
00:59:06,189 --> 00:59:07,417
(GIGGLES)

1244
00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:08,684
HARLEY:
No big deal, right?

1245
00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,656
HOTEL CLERK: Hi.
Reservation.
The name is Adler.

1246
00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:12,020
Hey. There's your...

1247
00:59:12,095 --> 00:59:13,187
My what?

1248
00:59:13,329 --> 00:59:14,455
And here's your key.

1249
00:59:14,530 --> 00:59:15,997
(COUGHING)

1250
00:59:16,099 --> 00:59:17,498
(GASPING)

1251
00:59:18,501 --> 00:59:19,490
Harley!

1252
00:59:19,569 --> 00:59:20,763
I'm really sorry,
I didn't mean
to spit on you.

1253
00:59:21,337 --> 00:59:23,305
I just had to kiss you.
While you were choking?

1254
00:59:23,373 --> 00:59:25,170
Yeah, but it worked.
'Cause I'm not really
choking anymore.

1255
00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:27,003
Who did you just see?

1256
00:59:27,110 --> 00:59:28,372
No one. That was weird.

1257
00:59:28,478 --> 00:59:34,280
I thought it was your
cousin from... From...
Oh, my sweet lord.

1258
00:59:34,717 --> 00:59:35,775
Now what?

1259
00:59:35,852 --> 00:59:36,841
Honey, I just totally forgot.

1260
00:59:36,953 --> 00:59:38,887
I have
a conference call at 1:15.

1261
00:59:38,988 --> 00:59:40,182
Back at the office,
so I gotta go.

1262
00:59:40,289 --> 00:59:42,849
Waitress! Honey,
I'm serious. Stop eating.
Help me call the waitress.

1263
00:59:42,959 --> 00:59:44,290
Anyone over here.
Look over there.
Call that one.

1264
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,691
No. Harley. Harley. Harley.
Harley, we can't leave.

1265
00:59:45,795 --> 00:59:46,989
We're meeting with
the wedding specialist.

1266
00:59:47,063 --> 00:59:48,394
Yeah, and you know what?

1267
00:59:48,498 --> 00:59:51,990
Mmm, I just don't know
if today's the best day
for me for that.

1268
00:59:53,002 --> 00:59:54,663
Oh, my God!

1269
00:59:58,474 --> 00:59:59,634
<i>(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING)</i>

1270
00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:02,837
<i>WOMAN: (SINGING)
When you just give love</i>

1271
01:00:03,012 --> 01:00:06,072
<i>And never get love</i>

1272
01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:12,354
<i>You'd better let love depart</i>

1273
01:00:14,056 --> 01:00:16,820
<i>I know it's so</i>

1274
01:00:17,427 --> 01:00:20,726
<i>And yet I know</i>

1275
01:00:20,830 --> 01:00:26,700
<i>I can't get you
out of my heart</i>

1276
01:00:32,842 --> 01:00:36,278
<i>You</i>

1277
01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:43,109
<i>Made me leave my happy home</i>

1278
01:00:44,787 --> 01:00:49,918
<i>You took my love
and now you're gone</i>

1279
01:00:52,128 --> 01:00:56,360
<i>Since I fell for you</i>

1280
01:00:58,367 --> 01:00:59,391
(EXHALES)

1281
01:01:02,939 --> 01:01:05,533
<i>Your sweet love</i>

1282
01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:08,237
<i>Brings such misery...</i>

1283
01:01:08,311 --> 01:01:12,213
Jake? Jake! Jake!

1284
01:01:12,582 --> 01:01:15,608
I adore October weddings.
Let me show you something
we did last October.

1285
01:01:15,718 --> 01:01:17,083
Stunning, right?

1286
01:01:17,153 --> 01:01:18,211
And you can do as
much of the flowers

1287
01:01:18,287 --> 01:01:19,311
or as little
as you want...

1288
01:01:19,388 --> 01:01:20,821
Hey, hon, I'm gonna
make that call from...

1289
01:01:20,923 --> 01:01:22,220
...keeping with
an autumnal theme.
Great.

1290
01:01:22,291 --> 01:01:24,054
This is a gorgeous cake...
You guys just
keep doing this,

1291
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:25,388
and I'm gonna...
...with the
chocolate ribbons.

1292
01:01:25,461 --> 01:01:27,622
LAUREN: Oh, I love it.

1293
01:01:27,730 --> 01:01:28,822
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1294
01:01:28,931 --> 01:01:30,159
Ah! Doctor.

1295
01:01:30,233 --> 01:01:32,030
Hi. I received a call
about a Mr. Adler.

1296
01:01:32,101 --> 01:01:35,264
Yes, 408.
His wife says
he's conscious now.

1297
01:01:35,338 --> 01:01:36,771
DOCTOR: I'm on my way.

1298
01:01:39,842 --> 01:01:41,810
Okay. Blood pressure's good.

1299
01:01:41,911 --> 01:01:43,105
How is his heart?

1300
01:01:43,446 --> 01:01:44,743
Do you have
a heart condition,
Mr. Adler?

1301
01:01:44,814 --> 01:01:46,406
No. And I just
had a check-up.

1302
01:01:46,482 --> 01:01:48,006
You did? That's good.

1303
01:01:48,117 --> 01:01:50,483
And when you got dizzy,
did you feel your heart
was beating funny?

1304
01:01:50,586 --> 01:01:53,646
Yes. But I was
admiring my beautiful...

1305
01:01:54,123 --> 01:01:55,647
It's nice to hear
after all these years.
That's great.

1306
01:01:55,758 --> 01:01:56,782
(CHUCKLES)

1307
01:01:56,859 --> 01:01:58,451
Did you forget to take
any medications today?

1308
01:01:58,528 --> 01:02:00,325
Took 'em all.
What all did you take?

1309
01:02:00,429 --> 01:02:03,592
Lipitor, baby aspirin.
Flomax.

1310
01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:06,525
Flomax?

1311
01:02:06,602 --> 01:02:10,470
Yes. Otherwise,
I pee 40 times a day.

1312
01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:12,303
How long have you
been taking the Flomax?

1313
01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:16,436
Not long.
I only take it sporadically.
I have to sneak it, actually.

1314
01:02:16,879 --> 01:02:21,543
It reduces semen,
which is not good for
my wife right now. Sorry.

1315
01:02:24,554 --> 01:02:25,612
Really?

1316
01:02:25,688 --> 01:02:27,656
Yes. I prefer
a lot of semen.

1317
01:02:27,957 --> 01:02:29,857
I always have.
Wow.

1318
01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:33,190
Okay, so good.
Thanks so much for coming.

1319
01:02:33,296 --> 01:02:34,320
Looks like
he's going to live.

1320
01:02:34,397 --> 01:02:35,830
Yes. My guess is Flomax

1321
01:02:35,898 --> 01:02:37,957
is probably
the culprit here.

1322
01:02:38,034 --> 01:02:39,968
I suggest you stay off
that for a few weeks.

1323
01:02:40,369 --> 01:02:42,803
Which, apparently,
your wife will appreciate.

1324
01:02:43,873 --> 01:02:45,170
Yeah, really good for me.

1325
01:02:45,241 --> 01:02:46,435
And I suggest
you rest quietly

1326
01:02:46,509 --> 01:02:47,635
for the rest
of the afternoon.

1327
01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:48,972
No hanky-panky, Mrs. Adler.

1328
01:02:49,045 --> 01:02:51,809
(CHUCKLES) No chance,
I can assure you.

1329
01:02:59,822 --> 01:03:03,383
Okay,
are you acting like this
because of the wedding?

1330
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:05,357
Tell me the truth.

1331
01:03:05,428 --> 01:03:07,328
Not at all, I swear to God.

1332
01:03:07,396 --> 01:03:09,227
Because I really
don't want to be
one of those couples

1333
01:03:09,298 --> 01:03:10,629
where the guy
goes into a coma

1334
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:12,691
the whole time
we plan the wedding.
God, no. Please.

1335
01:03:12,768 --> 01:03:14,167
LAUREN: It's not
worth it to me.

1336
01:03:14,236 --> 01:03:15,260
(EXHALES)

1337
01:03:16,105 --> 01:03:17,333
He's fine.

1338
01:03:18,274 --> 01:03:19,571
Okay!

1339
01:03:19,675 --> 01:03:22,872
We are back in business!
Oh, honey!

1340
01:03:22,945 --> 01:03:26,210
<i>Don't you just love it
when a song raises you up,</i>

1341
01:03:26,282 --> 01:03:28,773
<i>makes you think
you can do anything</i>

1342
01:03:28,851 --> 01:03:30,318
<i>when all you have
to do is hear it</i>

1343
01:03:30,386 --> 01:03:32,445
<i>and you're motivated,
you're inspired,</i>

1344
01:03:32,521 --> 01:03:33,579
(CHUCKLES)

1345
01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:35,179
<i>... you don't
stop believing...
See? Just that move?</i>

1346
01:03:35,257 --> 01:03:38,420
You have no idea.
Not everyone's like that.

1347
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:44,733
Jake, I have
a confession to make.

1348
01:03:48,571 --> 01:03:50,300
Back when we broke up...

1349
01:03:52,908 --> 01:03:55,138
I knew it wasn't
all your fault.

1350
01:03:57,246 --> 01:03:59,237
You mean that?
You've never said
that to me before.

1351
01:03:59,315 --> 01:04:00,714
I know.

1352
01:04:01,784 --> 01:04:03,911
Because when you cheated,
I didn't have to.

1353
01:04:08,424 --> 01:04:13,487
I think in some way
I gave up on us.

1354
01:04:15,431 --> 01:04:17,626
And I'm not sure
you ever really did.

1355
01:04:19,935 --> 01:04:21,163
I still haven't.

1356
01:04:26,242 --> 01:04:28,267
Are you and Agness
still having sex?

1357
01:04:36,919 --> 01:04:38,079
Only if she initiates it.

1358
01:04:38,154 --> 01:04:39,280
(GROANING)

1359
01:04:39,355 --> 01:04:41,186
I'm trying not to rock
the boat at home

1360
01:04:41,257 --> 01:04:43,020
until you and I
figure this out.

1361
01:04:43,125 --> 01:04:45,184
It's a lot trickier
at my end than yours.

1362
01:04:45,294 --> 01:04:48,195
Right. Yeah. Okay.

1363
01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:52,566
I know you're going to
think I'm leaving now

1364
01:04:52,635 --> 01:04:53,863
because of what
you just said,

1365
01:04:53,936 --> 01:04:55,870
but, I really...
I have to get back
to work.

1366
01:04:55,971 --> 01:04:57,131
(SNIFFLES)

1367
01:05:07,516 --> 01:05:10,280
We got really close
there for a moment.

1368
01:05:11,153 --> 01:05:13,280
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1369
01:05:18,194 --> 01:05:19,991
<i>Hello?
ADAM: Hi.</i>

1370
01:05:20,062 --> 01:05:21,859
<i>Adam?
I'm not interrupting
anything, am I?</i>

1371
01:05:21,964 --> 01:05:23,693
(EXCLAIMING) Hi.

1372
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:27,463
Hey, I just found out
there's a French film
festival in town

1373
01:05:27,536 --> 01:05:29,367
and made me think of you.

1374
01:05:29,472 --> 01:05:30,803
So I was wondering
if you might want to go

1375
01:05:30,873 --> 01:05:32,397
to the
opening night tomorrow.

1376
01:05:32,508 --> 01:05:34,999
Oh, that sounds so fun!

1377
01:05:35,377 --> 01:05:38,642
Tomorrow night?
Um, let me think.

1378
01:05:38,714 --> 01:05:40,739
Tomorrow night.
Tomorrow's what?

1379
01:05:40,850 --> 01:05:41,976
(WHISPERING)
Say you're busy.

1380
01:05:42,051 --> 01:05:43,575
Agness has got
a dinner thing tomorrow.

1381
01:05:43,686 --> 01:05:45,347
I can come over.

1382
01:05:46,922 --> 01:05:48,753
Come on.

1383
01:05:52,661 --> 01:05:55,357
You know,
I would really love to.

1384
01:05:55,431 --> 01:05:58,559
But my son is coming home
from college the next day,

1385
01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:00,366
<i>and I have
a bunch of things</i>

1386
01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:02,563
<i>that I have to do
to get ready.</i>

1387
01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:05,906
I'm really sorry.

1388
01:06:06,442 --> 01:06:08,307
Yeah. It's no problem.
We can...

1389
01:06:08,377 --> 01:06:09,708
Maybe we can see
something another night.

1390
01:06:09,779 --> 01:06:11,406
<i>Absolutely.
I'd love that.</i>

1391
01:06:11,514 --> 01:06:12,879
<i>Take care.
You, too.</i>

1392
01:06:22,525 --> 01:06:24,049
Hey, Melanie,
how would you
and your husband

1393
01:06:24,126 --> 01:06:26,253
like two tickets to
the French Film Festival?

1394
01:06:26,328 --> 01:06:27,989
Reserved seating,
VIP parking.

1395
01:06:28,063 --> 01:06:29,792
Seriously? Thanks, Adam.

1396
01:06:34,170 --> 01:06:36,104
You'll make the whole thing?
The roast chicken?

1397
01:06:36,205 --> 01:06:40,403
And mashed potatoes.
And saut�ed string beans.

1398
01:06:40,943 --> 01:06:43,411
And double fudge
chocolate cake.

1399
01:06:44,046 --> 01:06:46,571
I know your
favorite dinner, Jakey.

1400
01:06:47,116 --> 01:06:49,050
You haven't called me
"Jakey" in 10 years.

1401
01:06:49,118 --> 01:06:50,210
(LAUGHS)

1402
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,616
So, do we have a date?

1403
01:06:56,292 --> 01:06:57,350
(EXHALES)

1404
01:06:58,727 --> 01:07:00,752
We have a date.

1405
01:07:00,863 --> 01:07:02,262
(LAUGHING)

1406
01:07:50,446 --> 01:07:52,744
Why are you
taking your cell
to the bathroom?

1407
01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:57,450
Oh. I didn't mean to.

1408
01:07:57,686 --> 01:07:59,586
(SOFTLY) Carry him
to his bed, will you?

1409
01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:02,420
Yeah.

1410
01:08:07,263 --> 01:08:09,993
And hurry back.
I'm ovulating.

1411
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,124
You are?

1412
01:08:12,201 --> 01:08:13,361
Why do you think
I canceled my dinner?

1413
01:08:57,646 --> 01:08:58,670
(SIGHS)

1414
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:33,878
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1415
01:09:35,384 --> 01:09:36,544
Oh, Mom, I keep
forgetting to tell you

1416
01:09:36,618 --> 01:09:38,313
about our meeting
at the Stanhope.

1417
01:09:38,387 --> 01:09:39,877
We went there
for lunch two days ago

1418
01:09:39,955 --> 01:09:41,286
and met with our
wedding specialist,

1419
01:09:41,357 --> 01:09:42,881
and I think
it could be the place.

1420
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,789
Two days ago, you went
to the Stanhope for lunch?

1421
01:09:44,893 --> 01:09:46,019
Yes, we did.

1422
01:09:46,428 --> 01:09:47,554
And we saw nothing.

1423
01:09:47,629 --> 01:09:49,529
Harley, what is that
supposed to mean?

1424
01:09:49,598 --> 01:09:51,122
Who wants wine? Anyone?

1425
01:09:51,233 --> 01:09:54,964
Mom, you have an insane
amount of food in here,
even for you.

1426
01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:57,300
Well, I knew
everybody was coming
for the weekend,

1427
01:09:57,406 --> 01:10:00,204
so I just made a bunch
of stuff last night.

1428
01:10:00,275 --> 01:10:01,902
Looks like Dad's
favorite meal.

1429
01:10:01,977 --> 01:10:03,638
(LAUGHS) Very funny.

1430
01:10:03,712 --> 01:10:04,770
Very.

1431
01:10:05,514 --> 01:10:06,606
LAUREN: Oh, my gosh.

1432
01:10:06,682 --> 01:10:08,172
GABBY: Yay, he's home.

1433
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:09,274
Yay.

1434
01:10:10,119 --> 01:10:11,416
Oh, my God.

1435
01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:15,048
Harley.
Yes!

1436
01:10:15,124 --> 01:10:16,557
(BOTH CHEERING)

1437
01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:18,320
Hey!
LUKE: Hi.

1438
01:10:18,761 --> 01:10:20,319
JANE: Here he is!
Hi, darling.

1439
01:10:20,396 --> 01:10:21,727
LUKE: Hi, Mom.

1440
01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:24,558
Mom, this looks amazing!

1441
01:10:24,633 --> 01:10:25,725
Welcome home.

1442
01:10:25,801 --> 01:10:27,325
LUKE: Thanks.
HARLEY: How you doing?

1443
01:10:27,436 --> 01:10:29,336
LUKE: Good.
JANE: Oh.

1444
01:10:29,838 --> 01:10:31,328
LAUREN: Look at this.

1445
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:33,933
LUKE: It smells so good.
I am starving.

1446
01:10:34,009 --> 01:10:35,033
Hi.

1447
01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:36,600
Hey.

1448
01:10:36,678 --> 01:10:38,111
Where should I put this?

1449
01:10:38,180 --> 01:10:39,340
Wherever.

1450
01:10:41,817 --> 01:10:43,717
That looks incredible.

1451
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,147
Thanks.

1452
01:10:46,989 --> 01:10:48,889
Jake, glass of wine?

1453
01:10:48,991 --> 01:10:50,788
Uh, sure, thanks.
Jane?

1454
01:10:50,859 --> 01:10:52,156
No, thank you.

1455
01:10:52,227 --> 01:10:53,717
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1456
01:10:55,898 --> 01:10:58,731
Hi, Agness.
Just got here.

1457
01:10:59,034 --> 01:11:01,502
Okay, I will.
Yeah. No, I know.

1458
01:11:06,508 --> 01:11:07,770
Sorry, guys,
I gotta hit it.

1459
01:11:07,843 --> 01:11:08,901
Bye-bye.

1460
01:11:08,977 --> 01:11:10,035
JAKE: I've gotta
stop at the market.

1461
01:11:10,145 --> 01:11:11,612
Agness made
some pasta thing,

1462
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,045
and she ran
out of olive oil.

1463
01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:14,843
At least she's
finally cooking.

1464
01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:17,477
So, uh, I'll see you guys
at the party tomorrow.

1465
01:11:17,553 --> 01:11:19,316
Yeah. It's gonna be so fun.

1466
01:11:19,388 --> 01:11:21,151
I told you I'm bringing
someone, right?

1467
01:11:21,223 --> 01:11:22,656
No. Who?

1468
01:11:22,724 --> 01:11:24,589
Adam, my architect.

1469
01:11:25,661 --> 01:11:27,060
You're bringing
your architect?

1470
01:11:27,129 --> 01:11:28,289
Yes, I am.

1471
01:11:28,363 --> 01:11:29,352
Like, as a date?

1472
01:11:29,431 --> 01:11:30,420
Yeah.

1473
01:11:30,499 --> 01:11:32,490
I like the idea.
Me, too!

1474
01:11:32,601 --> 01:11:35,866
Yeah, I think
it's gonna really round
everything out nicely.

1475
01:11:36,405 --> 01:11:38,771
No one's drinking
wine but me. No?

1476
01:11:38,874 --> 01:11:41,365
Here. Now you can stay
another five minutes.

1477
01:11:41,443 --> 01:11:43,240
Hey.
You have
three bottles in there.

1478
01:11:43,345 --> 01:11:46,837
Janey, could I speak
with you privately
just for a sec?

1479
01:11:50,385 --> 01:11:51,545
(SIGHS)

1480
01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:53,053
Okay. Okay.
Yeah...

1481
01:11:55,691 --> 01:11:59,183
All right.
I think someone's talking
graduation gift.

1482
01:11:59,261 --> 01:12:00,285
(LAUGHS)

1483
01:12:03,365 --> 01:12:04,525
What is it, Jake?

1484
01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:06,459
I don't get not
calling me back.

1485
01:12:06,568 --> 01:12:09,969
Okay, I don't care
what your excuse is.

1486
01:12:10,139 --> 01:12:11,697
So, that's it.

1487
01:12:11,773 --> 01:12:14,298
She didn't go out, Jane.
She changed her plans.

1488
01:12:14,409 --> 01:12:17,139
And every time
I tried to call or write,
she caught me.

1489
01:12:17,246 --> 01:12:18,508
I wanted to be here.

1490
01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:20,241
You know what?

1491
01:12:21,650 --> 01:12:23,743
You were
worried about rocking
the boat at home.

1492
01:12:23,819 --> 01:12:26,617
Well,
you're rocking my boat now.
And I don't like it!

1493
01:12:26,722 --> 01:12:28,656
Honey, don't let
one night...
You don't understand.

1494
01:12:28,757 --> 01:12:32,056
I'm not...
I'm not even blaming you.
I fully participated in this.

1495
01:12:32,127 --> 01:12:34,459
But I just don't
want to do it anymore.

1496
01:12:36,131 --> 01:12:37,428
The last thing
in the whole world

1497
01:12:37,499 --> 01:12:39,592
I should be right now
is your mistress.

1498
01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:44,164
Sitting around
at 9:00 at night,
wearing heels and perfume

1499
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:46,298
and blowing all
the candles out

1500
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,842
and wrapping
everything in Saran Wrap

1501
01:12:47,943 --> 01:12:49,410
because your wife
canceled her plans.

1502
01:12:49,478 --> 01:12:53,847
It was just...
It was... humiliating.

1503
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,244
You lit candles?

1504
01:12:56,685 --> 01:12:58,448
Shut up.

1505
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:02,149
Look, I've had
a pretty good life
these past 10 years.

1506
01:13:02,224 --> 01:13:03,782
I have figured it out.

1507
01:13:03,859 --> 01:13:08,023
I no longer feel
alone or divorced.
I just feel normal.

1508
01:13:08,130 --> 01:13:12,260
You know how long it took me
to get that balance back?

1509
01:13:13,936 --> 01:13:14,994
No.
No.

1510
01:13:16,305 --> 01:13:18,705
Well, I'm going in
the wrong direction here.

1511
01:13:18,807 --> 01:13:21,071
You know,
the worst part is,

1512
01:13:21,143 --> 01:13:22,770
it feels like
it used to feel.

1513
01:13:23,545 --> 01:13:26,605
All the little
untruths that...

1514
01:13:26,682 --> 01:13:28,115
Hard to catch,
but they mount up.

1515
01:13:28,183 --> 01:13:31,118
Janey, come on.
It was one mistake.

1516
01:13:31,186 --> 01:13:32,210
No, it's...

1517
01:13:32,287 --> 01:13:33,311
Everything okay out here?

1518
01:13:35,224 --> 01:13:36,851
Kids are getting hungry.
JANE: Yeah.

1519
01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:39,784
We're done.
We were just...

1520
01:13:39,861 --> 01:13:42,295
Oh, Jane, it's none
of my beeswax, so...

1521
01:13:43,165 --> 01:13:44,530
(SOFTLY)
Please don't tell me.

1522
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,658
What's up?

1523
01:13:46,068 --> 01:13:47,160
Nothing, punky.
LAUREN: Yeah?

1524
01:13:47,236 --> 01:13:48,794
So we're gonna see
you tomorrow night
for sure, right?

1525
01:13:48,870 --> 01:13:49,996
JAKE: Absolutely.

1526
01:13:51,373 --> 01:13:53,000
What did you see
and what do you know?

1527
01:13:53,075 --> 01:13:54,565
Nothing. Really.
Harley!

1528
01:13:54,676 --> 01:13:55,973
Okay, he checked in,
then you arrived.

1529
01:13:56,044 --> 01:13:57,705
Then you met at the elevator,
possible kiss there.

1530
01:13:57,813 --> 01:13:59,337
Then the doctor went up
and the doctor came down.

1531
01:13:59,414 --> 01:14:01,143
Then there was a thumbs-up,
but that's it.

1532
01:14:01,216 --> 01:14:02,581
I have no idea what
happened in between.

1533
01:14:02,684 --> 01:14:03,708
Have you told Lauren?

1534
01:14:03,785 --> 01:14:05,013
No, and I won't.

1535
01:14:05,087 --> 01:14:06,987
Hey, Mom. Dad's leaving.

1536
01:14:09,992 --> 01:14:11,391
Looking good.
Oh, sorry. Wow.

1537
01:14:11,460 --> 01:14:12,688
Yes, it's so good.

1538
01:14:12,761 --> 01:14:14,558
Mom, it looks beautiful.
Thank you.

1539
01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:15,721
LAUREN: Yes, it does.

1540
01:14:15,797 --> 01:14:16,923
Hey, Dad,
thanks for picking me up.

1541
01:14:16,999 --> 01:14:18,864
Yeah. Bye.

1542
01:14:20,235 --> 01:14:21,259
JANE:
...overdone it a little?

1543
01:14:21,336 --> 01:14:22,428
GABBY: Just a little bit!

1544
01:14:23,338 --> 01:14:25,829
(ALL CHATTERING)

1545
01:14:55,404 --> 01:14:58,373
<i>(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)</i>

1546
01:14:58,907 --> 01:14:59,931
Yeah.

1547
01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:01,566
(INAUDIBLE)

1548
01:15:27,636 --> 01:15:28,660
(CLEARS THROAT)

1549
01:15:35,410 --> 01:15:36,434
Hey.

1550
01:15:36,511 --> 01:15:37,944
Hey.

1551
01:15:38,447 --> 01:15:39,573
You look fantastic.

1552
01:15:39,648 --> 01:15:42,742
I'm feeling
a little fantastic.

1553
01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:46,614
This is for you.

1554
01:15:46,688 --> 01:15:48,747
Really? Thank you!

1555
01:15:48,824 --> 01:15:51,952
Come on in.
Wow. That's so...

1556
01:15:52,994 --> 01:15:55,986
Mmm. Will you
hold that for a sec?

1557
01:15:57,666 --> 01:15:59,691
Oh, my God!

1558
01:16:01,169 --> 01:16:04,332
Mmm. Mmm.

1559
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,466
Could be the best
cake I ever made.
You want a piece?

1560
01:16:08,543 --> 01:16:09,669
It's beyond.

1561
01:16:09,745 --> 01:16:10,837
I think I'm good.

1562
01:16:11,012 --> 01:16:17,315
Okay. Can't believe
you brought me a gift.
So nice!

1563
01:16:20,389 --> 01:16:21,447
An appointment book.

1564
01:16:21,523 --> 01:16:23,320
I sort of assumed
you didn't have one.

1565
01:16:23,992 --> 01:16:28,361
Because I never
remember our...

1566
01:16:28,730 --> 01:16:29,788
Yeah.
Yeah.

1567
01:16:30,298 --> 01:16:32,198
Oh!
I took the liberty
of marking

1568
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:34,200
our next two appointments
with Post-it notes.

1569
01:16:34,269 --> 01:16:36,066
And I wrote the...
Wrote it in red.

1570
01:16:36,138 --> 01:16:37,162
Mmm-hmm.

1571
01:16:37,239 --> 01:16:38,968
And highlighted them
in neon yellow.

1572
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,803
Thank you.
Because I thought
that was a...

1573
01:16:42,010 --> 01:16:43,068
Oh.

1574
01:16:43,178 --> 01:16:44,577
I'm sorry.

1575
01:16:45,414 --> 01:16:46,574
I'm not.

1576
01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:49,349
Wow. That cake is good.

1577
01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:51,147
(LAUGHING)

1578
01:16:53,021 --> 01:16:54,045
I get it!

1579
01:16:54,222 --> 01:16:55,883
JANE: So, let me
ask you a question.

1580
01:16:55,991 --> 01:16:58,391
Please don't think
that I'm weird or
out of line or anything.

1581
01:16:58,493 --> 01:17:01,985
But do you by any
chance poke smot?

1582
01:17:02,063 --> 01:17:03,553
Do I... Do I what?

1583
01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:06,429
I mean, do you smoke pot?

1584
01:17:06,535 --> 01:17:07,559
Oh.

1585
01:17:07,636 --> 01:17:09,001
I haven't asked
anyone that question

1586
01:17:09,070 --> 01:17:10,230
since I was 22.

1587
01:17:10,305 --> 01:17:11,966
Mmm, no, I don't.

1588
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:16,670
But I have. Uh, but I
don't think I've had any
since my kids were born,

1589
01:17:16,745 --> 01:17:19,373
so not like in 27 years.

1590
01:17:19,448 --> 01:17:22,042
Oh, my God!
Our kids are the same age.

1591
01:17:22,117 --> 01:17:24,745
And I haven't had
any since my kids
were born either.

1592
01:17:24,820 --> 01:17:26,151
Except for tonight.

1593
01:17:26,221 --> 01:17:28,883
I had one hit from this!

1594
01:17:28,957 --> 01:17:30,356
<i>(CHATTERING
O VER POLICE RADIO)</i>

1595
01:17:30,425 --> 01:17:32,450
You might not wanna
hold that up quite so...

1596
01:17:34,563 --> 01:17:38,863
I actually know him.
Blueberry scone
and a latte.

1597
01:17:38,934 --> 01:17:41,425
Oh. Hi.

1598
01:17:42,938 --> 01:17:43,962
Hi.

1599
01:17:44,206 --> 01:17:46,367
Oh, my God.
That was horrifying.

1600
01:17:46,441 --> 01:17:49,239
I instantly saw myself
in a mug shot.

1601
01:17:49,311 --> 01:17:51,939
My heart is...
leaping out of my...

1602
01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:55,983
Wow. That's the most
insane dashboard I ever saw.

1603
01:17:56,451 --> 01:18:00,683
It's like
we're in a cockpit.
Spectacular!

1604
01:18:00,755 --> 01:18:02,746
Adam, what kind
of car is this?

1605
01:18:02,824 --> 01:18:04,348
Uh, Jane.

1606
01:18:04,426 --> 01:18:05,484
Hi.

1607
01:18:05,827 --> 01:18:08,125
Did you get this high
from one hit?

1608
01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:14,169
Yes! I don't know
what they've done to pot
in the last 30 years,

1609
01:18:14,402 --> 01:18:17,132
but it rocks!

1610
01:18:18,306 --> 01:18:19,967
<i>(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)</i>

1611
01:18:20,242 --> 01:18:22,267
(GUESTS CHATTERING)

1612
01:18:27,449 --> 01:18:31,146
Just don't take too much,
because it's really strong.

1613
01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:35,018
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1614
01:18:37,826 --> 01:18:39,453
(LAUGHING)

1615
01:18:39,628 --> 01:18:41,118
(GRUNTS)

1616
01:18:41,196 --> 01:18:43,994
I haven't
had fun in almost
three years, Jane.

1617
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,766
Bring it on.

1618
01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:54,873
Who's got the reefer?

1619
01:18:54,976 --> 01:18:56,876
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
No one. Keep walking, please.

1620
01:18:56,978 --> 01:18:58,377
(GIGGLING)

1621
01:19:10,525 --> 01:19:11,822
How are you feeling?

1622
01:19:11,893 --> 01:19:13,793
Totally fine.
Me, too.

1623
01:19:15,363 --> 01:19:16,387
(GASPS)

1624
01:19:16,498 --> 01:19:18,056
Hi!

1625
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,997
Oh! I love your dress!

1626
01:19:22,070 --> 01:19:23,196
Hey, Harls.

1627
01:19:23,271 --> 01:19:24,329
Harls? Uh-oh.

1628
01:19:24,406 --> 01:19:26,704
Adam, this is my
oldest, Lauren.

1629
01:19:26,808 --> 01:19:27,866
Hi.

1630
01:19:27,943 --> 01:19:30,343
And her fianc� Harley.

1631
01:19:30,412 --> 01:19:31,640
Right.

1632
01:19:31,713 --> 01:19:32,873
We're on a date.

1633
01:19:32,981 --> 01:19:35,040
(BOTH SNICKERING)

1634
01:19:39,721 --> 01:19:42,554
<i>(ROCK SONG PLAYING)</i>

1635
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:54,427
<i>MAN: (SINGING)
The one good thing</i>

1636
01:19:54,536 --> 01:19:57,061
<i>In my life</i>

1637
01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,663
<i>Has gone away</i>

1638
01:19:59,741 --> 01:20:02,232
<i>I don't know why</i>

1639
01:20:03,244 --> 01:20:05,337
<i>She's gone away</i>

1640
01:20:05,413 --> 01:20:07,847
<i>I don't know where</i>

1641
01:20:09,084 --> 01:20:13,680
<i>Somewhere I can't
follow her</i>

1642
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:17,789
You got to come
meet them.

1643
01:20:17,859 --> 01:20:18,951
I need to go.

1644
01:20:19,027 --> 01:20:21,018
Hey, nice to
meet you. Bye.
Nice meeting you.

1645
01:20:21,129 --> 01:20:22,357
We're gonna
get some drinks.

1646
01:20:22,430 --> 01:20:23,590
It was really nice
to meet you.

1647
01:20:24,399 --> 01:20:25,730
ADAM: Bye.

1648
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,290
Adorable.

1649
01:20:27,402 --> 01:20:28,460
Thanks.

1650
01:20:28,536 --> 01:20:30,003
By the way,
how great is this party?

1651
01:20:30,071 --> 01:20:32,062
It's great!
Let's be
the last to leave.

1652
01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:34,074
(LAUGHING) Okay.
Oh!

1653
01:20:35,276 --> 01:20:36,743
Hey, there's
your ex-husband.

1654
01:20:36,811 --> 01:20:38,802
Uh-oh, and he's headed
right toward us.

1655
01:20:38,913 --> 01:20:39,902
Oh, what?

1656
01:20:39,981 --> 01:20:41,972
Not a great time to
be feeling groovy.

1657
01:20:46,655 --> 01:20:49,385
Ooh, why so intense,
big fella?

1658
01:20:49,457 --> 01:20:50,549
(LAUGHING) Hi.

1659
01:20:52,093 --> 01:20:53,583
Hello, Jane.
Hi.

1660
01:20:53,662 --> 01:20:54,720
Hey!

1661
01:20:54,796 --> 01:20:55,820
Adam.

1662
01:20:55,897 --> 01:20:58,092
Good to see you again.

1663
01:20:58,166 --> 01:20:59,565
Hi.

1664
01:20:59,634 --> 01:21:02,296
Adam, this is Agness,
Jake's wife.

1665
01:21:03,138 --> 01:21:04,628
Hi.
Hi.

1666
01:21:04,739 --> 01:21:07,833
Ah! That's...
That's such
an odd sentence

1667
01:21:07,942 --> 01:21:11,810
for me to say
since that was me
for most of my life.

1668
01:21:11,913 --> 01:21:14,541
I mean, seriously.
How weird is that?

1669
01:21:14,616 --> 01:21:16,345
Both of us married
to the same man!

1670
01:21:16,418 --> 01:21:17,680
Hey. What are
you gonna do?

1671
01:21:17,786 --> 01:21:19,651
Yeah. Why go there?

1672
01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:24,589
Because there...
it's fascinating!

1673
01:21:24,959 --> 01:21:26,221
I mean,
if you think about it,

1674
01:21:26,294 --> 01:21:28,819
it sort of links us
in a sort of cosmic,

1675
01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:32,832
crazy way.
Doesn't it, Agness?

1676
01:21:32,934 --> 01:21:34,697
I mean, of all the men
on the planet,

1677
01:21:34,769 --> 01:21:36,259
we both said
"I do" to this guy!

1678
01:21:36,337 --> 01:21:37,702
Oh, wow!

1679
01:21:37,806 --> 01:21:40,001
Yeah, 25 years apart.

1680
01:21:40,108 --> 01:21:43,100
I know you are having,
like, an aha moment,

1681
01:21:43,178 --> 01:21:46,341
but I think
I'm gonna get a refill.
Adam, good meeting you.

1682
01:21:46,448 --> 01:21:47,472
Great meeting you.

1683
01:21:47,549 --> 01:21:48,607
Ah, ha-ha.

1684
01:21:48,717 --> 01:21:50,776
(LAUGHING)

1685
01:21:50,852 --> 01:21:52,149
Thank you.

1686
01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:54,518
She has a really
scary tattoo.

1687
01:21:56,191 --> 01:21:59,160
Janey, could I talk
to you for a quick sec?

1688
01:22:01,329 --> 01:22:03,160
He always needs me
for a quick sec.

1689
01:22:04,999 --> 01:22:06,830
Uh, are you okay?

1690
01:22:06,901 --> 01:22:08,266
Oh, I'm very okay.

1691
01:22:08,336 --> 01:22:10,964
What's going on?
You're acting insane.

1692
01:22:11,039 --> 01:22:12,734
I'm stoned.

1693
01:22:12,807 --> 01:22:13,967
What?

1694
01:22:14,242 --> 01:22:15,573
You smoked that joint
I gave you?

1695
01:22:15,677 --> 01:22:19,169
Yeah. You told me to.
It was amazing.

1696
01:22:19,247 --> 01:22:20,578
Well, you weren't
supposed to smoke it
with him,

1697
01:22:20,682 --> 01:22:22,240
you were supposed
to smoke it with me!

1698
01:22:22,350 --> 01:22:24,545
Ooh, somebody's jealous.

1699
01:22:24,652 --> 01:22:28,213
Well, yes, of course.
Why shouldn't I be?
You're my...

1700
01:22:28,857 --> 01:22:32,088
What? What am I, Jake?

1701
01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:36,062
You're my
ex-wife, lover...

1702
01:22:36,164 --> 01:22:37,188
Hmm.

1703
01:22:37,265 --> 01:22:38,960
...oldest friend,
girlfriend.

1704
01:22:39,033 --> 01:22:43,265
Okay, you are hilarious.

1705
01:22:43,371 --> 01:22:48,104
And because of that,
even though I kind of
hate youllove you,

1706
01:22:48,209 --> 01:22:51,542
I'm gonna let you
have some of this.

1707
01:22:51,613 --> 01:22:52,705
You love me?

1708
01:22:52,781 --> 01:22:55,341
I mean, I heard "hate"
had top billing, but...

1709
01:22:58,219 --> 01:23:02,087
Oh, my God.
Are you smoking weed
in the guest bathroom?

1710
01:23:02,190 --> 01:23:03,350
Yes, we are.

1711
01:23:03,424 --> 01:23:05,517
And we'd appreciate it
if you would not tell
anybody about this.

1712
01:23:05,593 --> 01:23:08,118
No, never.
Just add it to the list.

1713
01:23:08,463 --> 01:23:10,055
Care for a toke?
No.

1714
01:23:10,131 --> 01:23:11,428
I don't smoke marijuana.

1715
01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:13,091
Me neither.
Okay, one hit.

1716
01:23:13,201 --> 01:23:14,361
Okay.
All right.

1717
01:23:14,435 --> 01:23:16,062
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God!

1718
01:23:17,772 --> 01:23:19,865
Is that what I look like?

1719
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:22,198
Oh, man!

1720
01:23:25,246 --> 01:23:26,304
(COUGHING)

1721
01:23:26,581 --> 01:23:28,446
<i>(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)</i>

1722
01:23:35,924 --> 01:23:36,948
(EXCLAIMING)

1723
01:23:37,058 --> 01:23:39,959
I love this. Turn it up.

1724
01:23:40,461 --> 01:23:41,951
<i>(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)</i>

1725
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:08,011
They must be hammered.

1726
01:24:08,089 --> 01:24:09,181
Something like that.

1727
01:24:10,325 --> 01:24:11,815
(COUGHING)

1728
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:22,126
Sweetest divorced couple
in the world.

1729
01:24:28,376 --> 01:24:29,434
(INAUDIBLE)

1730
01:24:31,446 --> 01:24:32,470
(LAUGHS)

1731
01:24:41,122 --> 01:24:43,181
Jake, I gotta go.

1732
01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:25,723
Wow.

1733
01:25:28,403 --> 01:25:30,769
Fun is
not overrated, is it?

1734
01:25:32,907 --> 01:25:33,999
You know what's great?

1735
01:25:34,075 --> 01:25:35,133
What?

1736
01:25:36,744 --> 01:25:39,144
How much I like you.

1737
01:25:39,914 --> 01:25:40,938
Thank you.

1738
01:25:43,785 --> 01:25:46,049
I really like you
a lot, too.

1739
01:25:47,555 --> 01:25:51,821
Even though...
Oh, you didn't say "a lot."

1740
01:25:51,926 --> 01:25:53,655
I was thinking it.

1741
01:25:56,764 --> 01:26:00,256
So, I'm not
too old for you?

1742
01:26:02,170 --> 01:26:04,570
How can you be
too old for me when
I'm older than you?

1743
01:26:04,639 --> 01:26:06,300
(LAUGHING) I just figured
that all the women

1744
01:26:06,374 --> 01:26:08,899
you're fixed up
with are 35 or...

1745
01:26:08,977 --> 01:26:13,505
Jane, your age is one
of my favorite things
about you.

1746
01:26:17,518 --> 01:26:18,610
And...

1747
01:26:20,488 --> 01:26:21,648
do you think...

1748
01:26:22,824 --> 01:26:24,621
Do you think you
have any more of
that chocolate cake

1749
01:26:24,692 --> 01:26:26,660
at your house?

1750
01:26:26,761 --> 01:26:28,456
Hungry?
Starved.

1751
01:26:35,436 --> 01:26:37,336
(JANE LAUGHING)

1752
01:26:38,806 --> 01:26:39,830
Oh, God.

1753
01:26:42,043 --> 01:26:47,948
Oh. Officially now
the best date of my life,
pre- or post-divorce.

1754
01:26:48,016 --> 01:26:49,677
(LAUGHING) Get out.

1755
01:26:50,351 --> 01:26:54,651
Okay. So, basically,
I can make you
anything on the menu.

1756
01:26:54,722 --> 01:26:55,780
No!

1757
01:26:55,857 --> 01:26:57,449
Or even not on the menu.

1758
01:26:57,525 --> 01:26:58,549
Really?

1759
01:26:58,626 --> 01:26:59,957
Mmm-hmm. Just name it.

1760
01:27:00,028 --> 01:27:02,053
Okay. Wow.

1761
01:27:03,131 --> 01:27:08,228
Uh... Oh, what about a warm
chocolate croissant?

1762
01:27:08,336 --> 01:27:10,327
Oh, it's my specialty.

1763
01:27:15,209 --> 01:27:16,335
Okay.

1764
01:27:20,848 --> 01:27:23,214
<i>(LIVELY FRENCH SONG PLAYING)</i>

1765
01:27:23,317 --> 01:27:25,182
(BOTH CHATTERING)

1766
01:28:18,206 --> 01:28:19,366
Here it goes.

1767
01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:20,566
Oh, my God!

1768
01:28:27,882 --> 01:28:30,077
Oh, baby.

1769
01:28:31,119 --> 01:28:32,143
(MOANS APPRECIATIVELY)

1770
01:28:32,253 --> 01:28:33,777
Hmm.

1771
01:28:33,888 --> 01:28:36,288
It's crazy
how good this is.

1772
01:28:36,657 --> 01:28:38,784
And I'm not even
stoned anymore.

1773
01:28:39,393 --> 01:28:40,883
Neither am I.

1774
01:28:41,229 --> 01:28:43,163
<i>Well, then,
merci, monsieur.</i>

1775
01:28:43,931 --> 01:28:45,296
(CHUCKLES)

1776
01:28:46,901 --> 01:28:49,392
Do you remember
when I asked you
the other night

1777
01:28:49,470 --> 01:28:52,462
if you were dating anyone,
and you said no.

1778
01:28:53,107 --> 01:28:56,440
But it felt to me like
you were maybe saying yes.

1779
01:28:57,245 --> 01:28:58,337
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1780
01:28:58,446 --> 01:29:01,745
I was sort of
seeing someone.

1781
01:29:02,850 --> 01:29:04,647
But it's over now.

1782
01:29:05,253 --> 01:29:06,652
(CHUCKLES)

1783
01:29:06,821 --> 01:29:08,186
Honestly.

1784
01:29:09,457 --> 01:29:13,621
Because I don't
wanna fall for someone
who's seeing someone else.

1785
01:29:13,961 --> 01:29:16,691
I wouldn't be able
to take that again.

1786
01:29:17,498 --> 01:29:18,988
I understand.

1787
01:29:21,502 --> 01:29:25,438
I wouldn't say
it was over unless...
Unless it was.

1788
01:29:26,340 --> 01:29:27,534
Great.

1789
01:29:33,281 --> 01:29:35,306
Oh, it's a cooking scar.

1790
01:29:36,017 --> 01:29:38,542
(CHUCKLES) Big batch
of hot caramel.

1791
01:29:38,653 --> 01:29:40,484
And what about this one?

1792
01:29:40,555 --> 01:29:43,956
Oh, that was boiling sugar.

1793
01:29:44,525 --> 01:29:47,619
(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
I wasn't very skilled
in the beginning.

1794
01:29:47,695 --> 01:29:50,357
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1795
01:29:52,900 --> 01:29:57,667
That is a...
From a large French

1796
01:30:02,343 --> 01:30:03,742
saut� pan.

1797
01:30:05,079 --> 01:30:06,273
Would it be
all right if I...

1798
01:30:06,347 --> 01:30:07,473
Mmm-hmm.

1799
01:30:07,548 --> 01:30:09,539
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1800
01:30:12,086 --> 01:30:14,077
I was going
to say "kiss you."

1801
01:30:14,188 --> 01:30:15,587
I figured.

1802
01:30:16,490 --> 01:30:19,891
And if you feel this
is in any way wrong
because we're working...

1803
01:30:19,994 --> 01:30:21,256
I don't.

1804
01:30:29,136 --> 01:30:30,125
I don't.

1805
01:30:46,187 --> 01:30:48,280
Hey, sleepy.

1806
01:30:48,589 --> 01:30:49,613
Hi.

1807
01:30:49,690 --> 01:30:51,021
What time did you get in?

1808
01:30:51,092 --> 01:30:54,255
I have no idea.
Lauren and Harley
drove me home.

1809
01:30:54,362 --> 01:30:56,091
(CHUCKLES) I'm surprised
you remember that.

1810
01:30:56,197 --> 01:30:58,859
Hi! I didn't know
you slept over.

1811
01:30:58,933 --> 01:31:00,525
We were playing
Scattergories with Gabby,

1812
01:31:00,601 --> 01:31:02,125
and Harley fell asleep
on the couch.

1813
01:31:02,236 --> 01:31:04,067
Oh, sweet!

1814
01:31:04,138 --> 01:31:05,435
(LAUGHS)

1815
01:31:05,706 --> 01:31:07,401
I got cold in the middle
of the night.

1816
01:31:07,475 --> 01:31:09,102
Wow.

1817
01:31:09,310 --> 01:31:10,641
(GIGGLES)

1818
01:31:11,379 --> 01:31:14,371
Okay, who's hungry?
Who wants what?

1819
01:31:15,316 --> 01:31:16,340
Hey, baby.

1820
01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:19,079
Hi. What is Dad doing here?

1821
01:31:35,670 --> 01:31:37,399
Everything okay?

1822
01:31:38,606 --> 01:31:40,073
(EXHALES) I left Agness.

1823
01:31:40,141 --> 01:31:42,803
(GASPS) No. Don't say that.

1824
01:31:42,910 --> 01:31:44,002
Janey, she saw it
in my eyes.

1825
01:31:44,078 --> 01:31:45,170
Saw what?

1826
01:31:45,279 --> 01:31:47,144
That I'm still
in love with you.

1827
01:31:47,214 --> 01:31:50,945
I admitted it,
told her all about us,
and I've left her.

1828
01:31:51,118 --> 01:31:52,142
For you.

1829
01:31:52,219 --> 01:31:53,208
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1830
01:31:53,287 --> 01:31:55,949
What do you mean?
This is crazy, Jake!

1831
01:31:56,023 --> 01:31:58,184
Are you telling me
the truth?

1832
01:31:58,259 --> 01:31:59,817
This feels so right, Jane.

1833
01:32:00,628 --> 01:32:02,323
What's going on?

1834
01:32:03,831 --> 01:32:05,321
Go set the table.
I'll be right in.

1835
01:32:05,399 --> 01:32:08,300
Uh, Mom, nobody cares
if the table's set
except for you.

1836
01:32:08,369 --> 01:32:10,929
Okay, then do it for me.
Just go in. Please?

1837
01:32:11,005 --> 01:32:12,097
What's up, Dad?

1838
01:32:12,173 --> 01:32:14,004
Uh, just having
some problems
on the home front.

1839
01:32:14,075 --> 01:32:16,873
I wanted to talk to
your mom for a sec.

1840
01:32:17,011 --> 01:32:19,411
Uh, problems on
the home front?

1841
01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:24,213
Is one of you
seeing someone else?

1842
01:32:24,285 --> 01:32:26,310
JAKE: (CHUCKLES) Oh, no. No.

1843
01:32:26,387 --> 01:32:30,153
Nothing like that.
I just, uh, need
a hotel or something

1844
01:32:30,224 --> 01:32:33,318
for a few days,
till I get my
head together.

1845
01:32:33,394 --> 01:32:35,191
It's that serious?

1846
01:32:35,596 --> 01:32:36,688
Mom, can Dad stay here
for a few days?

1847
01:32:36,764 --> 01:32:37,788
JANE: No.

1848
01:32:37,865 --> 01:32:39,196
He can share my room.

1849
01:32:39,266 --> 01:32:42,702
You know, I don't think
that's the best idea, Luke.

1850
01:32:43,337 --> 01:32:46,397
Daddy. Are you crying?

1851
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:49,274
(INHALES)

1852
01:32:50,511 --> 01:32:52,411
(SOBS) I'm sorry.

1853
01:32:54,915 --> 01:32:56,246
(SNIFFLING)

1854
01:32:58,285 --> 01:32:59,411
Mom!

1855
01:33:09,697 --> 01:33:12,029
(CHOMPING)

1856
01:33:12,099 --> 01:33:15,728
Mommy is the best cook
in the world.

1857
01:33:17,571 --> 01:33:18,731
(FORCED CHUCKLE)

1858
01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:27,572
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1859
01:33:27,648 --> 01:33:29,775
(WHISPERING) Think about
what he's doing.

1860
01:33:29,884 --> 01:33:33,047
He's nuts. Mmm.

1861
01:33:35,623 --> 01:33:37,250
Thank you for
saving me, Janey.

1862
01:33:37,324 --> 01:33:38,916
(EXHALES) Jake.

1863
01:33:39,260 --> 01:33:40,693
You knew all
the kids were here.

1864
01:33:40,761 --> 01:33:42,160
Shouldn't we have
talked about this?

1865
01:33:42,263 --> 01:33:43,730
Agreed that it was
the right thing to do?

1866
01:33:43,798 --> 01:33:44,856
I'm sorry.

1867
01:33:44,932 --> 01:33:46,729
No, no.
This is just so typical.

1868
01:33:46,801 --> 01:33:48,735
Only thinking about
what works for you.

1869
01:33:48,803 --> 01:33:51,101
I guess I should have
called before showing up.

1870
01:33:51,172 --> 01:33:54,266
And I'm not sure
you left Agness.

1871
01:33:54,341 --> 01:33:57,833
(CHUCKLES) Maybe
she saw something
and threw you out.

1872
01:33:58,846 --> 01:34:01,576
What's the difference?
I was drowning over there.

1873
01:34:01,649 --> 01:34:03,810
I'm not gonna get
that many more chances

1874
01:34:03,918 --> 01:34:05,909
to figure myself out.
Yeah.

1875
01:34:05,986 --> 01:34:08,420
Janey, let's use
these couple of days

1876
01:34:08,489 --> 01:34:09,683
to see if we can
make this work!

1877
01:34:09,757 --> 01:34:10,917
No. We can't, Jake.

1878
01:34:10,991 --> 01:34:12,822
I told you this
the other night.
But...

1879
01:34:12,927 --> 01:34:14,121
No, you...
Please listen to me. You...

1880
01:34:14,195 --> 01:34:16,663
You were pissy
because you thought
I stood you up.

1881
01:34:16,764 --> 01:34:19,255
Things are different now.
I'm a free man!

1882
01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:21,130
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1883
01:34:21,936 --> 01:34:23,631
Can we just hug?

1884
01:34:24,371 --> 01:34:26,236
I hate that you're
being so distant.

1885
01:34:26,307 --> 01:34:29,640
It's literally giving me
a pain in my stomach.

1886
01:34:29,710 --> 01:34:32,338
Oh, God. Come here.

1887
01:34:34,482 --> 01:34:35,949
(GROANS)

1888
01:34:36,016 --> 01:34:38,450
(MUMBLES) You okay?
No. See? Too much.

1889
01:34:38,519 --> 01:34:40,180
Okay. Good note.

1890
01:34:42,022 --> 01:34:45,480
Uh, can I help you with
what you're doing?

1891
01:34:45,559 --> 01:34:48,027
Maybe hold your basket?

1892
01:34:49,230 --> 01:34:50,527
I'm fine.

1893
01:34:50,631 --> 01:34:51,996
Okay, I'm going to
go to the video store

1894
01:34:52,066 --> 01:34:53,590
and get us a DVD
we can watch tonight.

1895
01:34:53,667 --> 01:34:55,225
Mmm-hmm.
We'll have movie night,
like old times.

1896
01:34:55,336 --> 01:34:58,169
How's that?
I'll make the popcorn.
(SOFTLY) Oh, God!

1897
01:34:58,239 --> 01:34:59,399
Fine.

1898
01:34:59,507 --> 01:35:00,701
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1899
01:35:01,642 --> 01:35:02,631
Hello?

1900
01:35:02,710 --> 01:35:05,008
I love knowing that
I'm coming back here.

1901
01:35:06,647 --> 01:35:10,014
(CHUCKLES) Hi! Oh.

1902
01:35:10,518 --> 01:35:13,544
Yeah, I slept great.
How about you?

1903
01:35:16,056 --> 01:35:19,355
Um. Oh!

1904
01:35:19,827 --> 01:35:21,192
(GIGGLES)

1905
01:35:21,529 --> 01:35:24,054
I know. It was.

1906
01:35:24,431 --> 01:35:26,399
It was, I know.

1907
01:35:36,977 --> 01:35:38,535
Thanks, Daddy.

1908
01:35:42,016 --> 01:35:43,483
<i>Can I help you, sir?</i>

1909
01:35:43,551 --> 01:35:46,315
<i>BEN: What?
Oh, no. I'm just...</i>

1910
01:35:46,587 --> 01:35:48,077
<i>Are you here
for an affair, sir?</i>

1911
01:35:48,188 --> 01:35:49,485
(GABBY LAUGHS)

1912
01:35:49,557 --> 01:35:50,717
<i>BEN: What?</i>

1913
01:35:50,791 --> 01:35:51,883
<i>MAN:
The Singleman party, sir?</i>

1914
01:35:51,992 --> 01:35:54,358
<i>Oh, yes.
The Singleman party.</i>

1915
01:35:54,728 --> 01:35:55,922
<i>MAN: It's in
the main ballroom.</i>

1916
01:35:55,996 --> 01:35:57,930
<i>BEN: Ah, thank you.</i>

1917
01:35:57,998 --> 01:36:00,057
(WHISPERS) I'm so happy.

1918
01:36:04,605 --> 01:36:05,867
LUKE: I never have food
in my apartment.

1919
01:36:05,940 --> 01:36:07,840
GABBY: I know.
I don't either.

1920
01:36:07,908 --> 01:36:09,034
LUKE: Oh,
get the mashed potato.

1921
01:36:09,109 --> 01:36:10,167
GABBY: Yum!

1922
01:36:10,244 --> 01:36:11,302
Why are we still hungry?

1923
01:36:11,378 --> 01:36:12,402
LUKE: (CHUCKLES)
I don't know.

1924
01:36:12,513 --> 01:36:14,037
GABBY: It's...
LUKE: Oh!

1925
01:36:14,114 --> 01:36:15,138
Any leftovers?

1926
01:36:15,215 --> 01:36:16,204
Uh, are you kidding?

1927
01:36:16,283 --> 01:36:18,683
Any of that
noodle thing left?

1928
01:36:20,087 --> 01:36:24,046
Oh! Where's your mom?
She disappeared so fast
after the movie.

1929
01:36:24,124 --> 01:36:25,682
She's probably sleeping.

1930
01:36:25,759 --> 01:36:28,125
I think she's
on her computer.

1931
01:36:29,096 --> 01:36:30,996
Tonight was weird.

1932
01:36:31,065 --> 01:36:32,896
So weird. Still is.

1933
01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:34,492
I loved tonight.

1934
01:36:34,568 --> 01:36:36,297
Yeah. That's why
it's so weird.

1935
01:36:36,370 --> 01:36:38,895
Just to see you in
your robe in our kitchen.

1936
01:36:38,973 --> 01:36:40,372
Remember when you
weren't even allowed in?

1937
01:36:40,441 --> 01:36:42,602
Mom used to go out to
the car to talk to you.

1938
01:36:42,710 --> 01:36:46,806
You know, I don't even
really remember you
and Mom as a couple.

1939
01:36:47,247 --> 01:36:50,216
What do you mean?
You were 10 when
we broke up.

1940
01:36:50,284 --> 01:36:52,115
I was 12, actually.

1941
01:36:52,219 --> 01:36:55,882
And I don't know,
it's just...
It's all foggy to me now.

1942
01:36:55,956 --> 01:36:57,924
You don't
remember us in Hawaii

1943
01:36:57,992 --> 01:37:00,290
or all of us sleeping
together in that tent
in the backyard?

1944
01:37:00,394 --> 01:37:03,625
Yeah, of course.
I just...
I don't remember, like,

1945
01:37:04,098 --> 01:37:08,057
you and Mom hugging
or waking up together.

1946
01:37:09,269 --> 01:37:10,395
Luke.

1947
01:37:10,471 --> 01:37:12,336
(CHUCKLES) It's okay.
I'm not damaged or anything.

1948
01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:16,773
Dude, speak for yourself.
I am definitely damaged
from this divorce.

1949
01:37:17,011 --> 01:37:18,308
Hello, troops.

1950
01:37:18,379 --> 01:37:19,641
Why are you still here?

1951
01:37:19,747 --> 01:37:23,239
I don't know.
You and Mom sleeping
in the same house?

1952
01:37:23,784 --> 01:37:26,116
Harley thought
we should stay.

1953
01:37:26,820 --> 01:37:28,651
She exaggerates.
I just thought, perhaps,

1954
01:37:28,722 --> 01:37:30,485
you might want
to talk later or...

1955
01:37:30,591 --> 01:37:32,183
Is that the noodle thing?

1956
01:37:34,628 --> 01:37:37,222
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think I ate it all.

1957
01:37:37,297 --> 01:37:38,423
Dad!

1958
01:37:38,499 --> 01:37:39,830
I didn't know
anyone wanted it.

1959
01:37:39,933 --> 01:37:41,025
(ALL LAUGHING)

1960
01:37:41,435 --> 01:37:44,666
JANE: Back up. Back up.
A little bit back,
so I can see. Oh!

1961
01:37:45,939 --> 01:37:46,997
Very festive.

1962
01:37:47,074 --> 01:37:48,336
<i>Okay, thanks.</i>

1963
01:37:48,676 --> 01:37:50,337
It was gift from
my ex-sister-in-law.

1964
01:37:50,411 --> 01:37:53,380
I have no idea
why I kept it.
Into the pile.

1965
01:37:53,447 --> 01:37:55,506
Hey, Jane,
take a look at the pile.

1966
01:37:55,616 --> 01:37:57,846
Yeah. Nice!

1967
01:37:57,951 --> 01:37:59,816
Ah! The pile's moving.

1968
01:37:59,887 --> 01:38:01,377
Murphy, get out of there.

1969
01:38:01,488 --> 01:38:03,513
(LAUGHING)

1970
01:38:03,624 --> 01:38:05,592
<i>When I was in India
I had this made,</i>

1971
01:38:05,659 --> 01:38:06,717
<i>but the guy ran
out of fabric,</i>

1972
01:38:07,194 --> 01:38:10,129
so he didn't give
me long sleeves,
or short sleeves.

1973
01:38:10,197 --> 01:38:11,528
It's weird.

1974
01:38:11,598 --> 01:38:12,860
<i>Uh, and kind of girly.</i>

1975
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:14,531
Not what I should
be going for.

1976
01:38:15,502 --> 01:38:18,062
<i>How about this?
Gray sweater, very old.</i>

1977
01:38:18,172 --> 01:38:19,799
Oh. But cute.

1978
01:38:19,873 --> 01:38:21,238
<i>You're sure? Now you
don't have to say that</i>

1979
01:38:21,341 --> 01:38:23,002
just because you nixed
the last 20 things.

1980
01:38:23,077 --> 01:38:25,307
No. You have to
keep that. It's cozy.

1981
01:38:25,379 --> 01:38:27,176
You are helping me
so much, by the way.

1982
01:38:27,247 --> 01:38:28,976
Okay, Adam, I feel like...
I gotta pee.

1983
01:38:29,049 --> 01:38:32,246
Oh, good. Me, too.
I'll meet you back in 30.

1984
01:38:32,352 --> 01:38:33,944
I'm putting you on the desk.

1985
01:38:34,021 --> 01:38:35,613
<i>I'm not in there.</i>

1986
01:38:35,789 --> 01:38:37,381
Can't hear you!

1987
01:38:59,046 --> 01:39:00,343
(HUMS)

1988
01:39:26,340 --> 01:39:27,398
(SCREAMS)

1989
01:39:27,508 --> 01:39:28,805
No! Mother of... Whoa!

1990
01:39:28,876 --> 01:39:29,934
What?

1991
01:39:30,010 --> 01:39:31,773
What are you
doing in here?
I wanted to see you.

1992
01:39:31,879 --> 01:39:33,574
Get it off!
Why are you naked?

1993
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:34,669
Why do you think?

1994
01:39:34,748 --> 01:39:35,806
Oh! I'm gonna be sick!

1995
01:39:35,883 --> 01:39:38,716
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
Not working! Big close-up!

1996
01:39:40,387 --> 01:39:42,218
<i>Oh, the other side.</i>

1997
01:39:42,422 --> 01:39:43,446
No, no, no! No!

1998
01:39:43,524 --> 01:39:45,788
No! Okay!

1999
01:39:57,304 --> 01:40:00,171
Mom! Everybody okay?

2000
01:40:02,142 --> 01:40:03,905
What's happening?

2001
01:40:04,311 --> 01:40:07,405
Okay. Just let me explain.

2002
01:40:08,916 --> 01:40:11,407
The reason
that I left Agness
was not just because

2003
01:40:11,485 --> 01:40:13,851
my marriage
wasn't working.

2004
01:40:14,188 --> 01:40:17,646
I've also fallen in love...

2005
01:40:18,325 --> 01:40:22,352
Back in love
with your mother.

2006
01:40:24,965 --> 01:40:27,934
Maybe, I never
stopped loving her.

2007
01:40:29,636 --> 01:40:31,263
Is this a joke?

2008
01:40:32,372 --> 01:40:34,533
I know it's shocking,

2009
01:40:34,641 --> 01:40:38,042
but I think this
is the best thing that's
ever happened to me.

2010
01:40:38,145 --> 01:40:41,478
Your mother and I
have been seeing each other
ever since New York.

2011
01:40:41,548 --> 01:40:43,778
(SCOFFS) Mom,
is this true?

2012
01:40:44,351 --> 01:40:46,649
That part is, but...

2013
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:48,620
I found my way home.

2014
01:40:50,324 --> 01:40:52,485
<i>I hope she'll take me back.</i>

2015
01:40:59,499 --> 01:41:03,833
Why is everyone crying?
Why isn't this good news?

2016
01:41:05,138 --> 01:41:08,130
(SOBS) Because we're still
getting over the divorce.

2017
01:41:08,208 --> 01:41:10,176
Oh!
Mom,

2018
01:41:10,244 --> 01:41:13,042
are you and Dad
getting back together?

2019
01:41:17,251 --> 01:41:18,479
No.

2020
01:41:21,088 --> 01:41:22,521
We're not.

2021
01:41:22,890 --> 01:41:24,881
(SIGHS)

2022
01:41:27,094 --> 01:41:28,857
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

2023
01:42:04,898 --> 01:42:06,263
Lauren...

2024
01:43:20,807 --> 01:43:22,968
(GASPS) No! What...

2025
01:43:27,347 --> 01:43:28,678
(EXHALES)

2026
01:43:46,066 --> 01:43:47,158
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

2027
01:43:47,234 --> 01:43:48,792
Glad you're here, boss.

2028
01:43:48,869 --> 01:43:50,496
(SIGHS)

2029
01:43:54,307 --> 01:43:57,037
Now, Jane,
I know you don't need
my advice, but...

2030
01:43:57,144 --> 01:43:59,510
(CHUCKLES) I got this one.

2031
01:43:59,579 --> 01:44:01,911
Yeah. Yeah,
I know you do.

2032
01:44:21,368 --> 01:44:22,926
(EXHALES)

2033
01:44:24,171 --> 01:44:28,608
Knowing how to be divorced
is next to impossible.

2034
01:44:30,077 --> 01:44:32,545
And sometimes,
over the years,

2035
01:44:32,612 --> 01:44:36,878
I have thought
that your dad and I
weren't quite finished.

2036
01:44:38,385 --> 01:44:41,354
(EXHALES) And as it
turns out, we weren't.

2037
01:44:42,689 --> 01:44:44,850
So, I went out of
my comfort zone,

2038
01:44:44,925 --> 01:44:47,894
which I found out if
you're really honest
with yourself,

2039
01:44:47,961 --> 01:44:50,191
isn't all that comforting.

2040
01:44:50,597 --> 01:44:53,259
And I experimented
with a part of myself

2041
01:44:53,366 --> 01:44:56,028
because I wanted to know
if after all these years

2042
01:44:56,103 --> 01:45:00,062
there was still something
there between us.

2043
01:45:00,707 --> 01:45:02,265
And was there?

2044
01:45:02,776 --> 01:45:04,937
Mmm,
there kind of was. Yeah.

2045
01:45:05,579 --> 01:45:07,843
But, Mom,
you have to understand

2046
01:45:07,914 --> 01:45:10,144
how bonkers
this sounds to us.

2047
01:45:10,250 --> 01:45:11,239
Mmm.

2048
01:45:11,318 --> 01:45:12,717
For two people,

2049
01:45:12,786 --> 01:45:16,244
who for years couldn't be
in the same room together,

2050
01:45:16,323 --> 01:45:18,314
to then have an affair.

2051
01:45:18,425 --> 01:45:21,588
I know. It was hard
for me and I was doing it.

2052
01:45:22,329 --> 01:45:27,392
I hope you'll forgive me
for confusing you.

2053
01:45:29,169 --> 01:45:31,296
And betraying your trust.

2054
01:45:32,572 --> 01:45:35,006
But, I did this for me.

2055
01:45:35,842 --> 01:45:37,776
And I did it for him.

2056
01:45:38,178 --> 01:45:40,806
And I realize
that even though
your dad and I

2057
01:45:40,881 --> 01:45:44,317
once had
something extraordinary,

2058
01:45:45,352 --> 01:45:50,085
now we no longer really

2059
01:45:51,825 --> 01:45:53,349
fit together.

2060
01:45:56,696 --> 01:46:00,097
But he is a part of me.
He always will be.

2061
01:46:00,534 --> 01:46:04,630
So, it's over now?
You guys are back
to being divorced?

2062
01:46:06,006 --> 01:46:07,337
Mmm-hmm.

2063
01:46:10,577 --> 01:46:12,636
For better or for worse.

2064
01:46:18,018 --> 01:46:19,417
Come here.

2065
01:46:20,587 --> 01:46:21,952
My littles...

2066
01:46:22,022 --> 01:46:23,853
Okay, I'm coming in.

2067
01:46:24,591 --> 01:46:25,683
(GRUNTS)

2068
01:46:25,792 --> 01:46:27,123
JANE: Oh!

2069
01:46:28,428 --> 01:46:30,453
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

2070
01:46:34,601 --> 01:46:36,592
ADAM: So, did you
get the elevations?

2071
01:46:36,670 --> 01:46:38,604
ADAM: Yup,
we like them, too.

2072
01:46:39,206 --> 01:46:43,040
Uh-huh.
Yeah. No, we can
definitely do that.

2073
01:46:43,109 --> 01:46:46,306
And I can have more
for you by mid week.

2074
01:46:49,416 --> 01:46:52,749
Sean, uh, can
I call you right back?
Someone just...

2075
01:46:52,819 --> 01:46:54,343
Thanks.

2076
01:46:56,790 --> 01:46:58,121
Hi.
Hi.

2077
01:46:59,292 --> 01:47:00,316
May I come in?

2078
01:47:00,393 --> 01:47:01,382
Uh, sure.

2079
01:47:05,799 --> 01:47:07,164
(EXHALES)

2080
01:47:10,837 --> 01:47:14,068
I didn't call you last night
because I wasn't sure
you'd take the call.

2081
01:47:14,174 --> 01:47:15,402
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2082
01:47:15,508 --> 01:47:17,203
And then I thought
that could go on
for months.

2083
01:47:17,310 --> 01:47:19,403
I would've taken the call.

2084
01:47:19,579 --> 01:47:22,742
Oh! Okay. Well...

2085
01:47:24,084 --> 01:47:26,848
Anyway, it's better
to say these things
in person, Adam.

2086
01:47:26,920 --> 01:47:28,751
The man that
I was seeing...

2087
01:47:28,855 --> 01:47:31,551
I think I'm up to
speed on that part.

2088
01:47:32,926 --> 01:47:36,487
Yeah.
Anyway, I want you to know
it didn't last long.

2089
01:47:37,364 --> 01:47:39,093
You're divorced. I mean,

2090
01:47:39,199 --> 01:47:41,497
maybe you can understand
when a marriage ends

2091
01:47:41,568 --> 01:47:45,504
there's doubts and hurt
and when you have kids,
you just...

2092
01:47:45,572 --> 01:47:48,040
Sometimes you wonder
if you did the right thing,

2093
01:47:48,108 --> 01:47:50,508
and the moment
presents itself and...

2094
01:47:50,577 --> 01:47:53,842
I get it. I could
imagine it. I could.

2095
01:47:55,282 --> 01:47:58,615
And I told him
that it wasn't going
to work out between us,

2096
01:47:58,718 --> 01:48:02,552
but I guess he didn't
hear me or believe me.

2097
01:48:04,357 --> 01:48:07,121
And, uh, unbeknownst to me,
he showed up at
my house yesterday

2098
01:48:07,227 --> 01:48:08,751
and he has left Agness.

2099
01:48:08,862 --> 01:48:12,195
Jane, I actually
think I understand
what happened.

2100
01:48:13,733 --> 01:48:17,863
But, you know, um,
I'm not as macho
as I appear.

2101
01:48:18,238 --> 01:48:22,197
And I think it's
probably best for us

2102
01:48:22,275 --> 01:48:24,243
if we don't get
any more involved.

2103
01:48:25,245 --> 01:48:30,273
Because your
relationship with Jake
isn't really done.

2104
01:48:30,817 --> 01:48:32,341
And I know
you're saying it is,

2105
01:48:32,419 --> 01:48:35,217
but he's still
in love with you.

2106
01:48:36,489 --> 01:48:40,823
And for everyone's sake,
I think that should
probably get resolved.

2107
01:48:44,397 --> 01:48:47,924
Wow. So that's how
grownups talk.

2108
01:48:51,271 --> 01:48:53,671
Please don't tell me that
you're going to quit my job

2109
01:48:53,773 --> 01:48:56,173
and ask Peter
to take over now.

2110
01:48:56,343 --> 01:48:59,335
'Cause then I'll never
get to see you. And...

2111
01:48:59,446 --> 01:49:03,405
Um... I was thinking
of asking Peter
to step back in.

2112
01:49:07,354 --> 01:49:09,117
I hope you don't.

2113
01:49:10,523 --> 01:49:11,820
Thanks.

2114
01:49:23,837 --> 01:49:25,202
(EXHALES)

2115
01:50:12,986 --> 01:50:14,385
I'm sorry.

2116
01:50:19,492 --> 01:50:21,926
How far back
does that sorry go?

2117
01:50:22,362 --> 01:50:24,353
How far back do
you need it to go?

2118
01:50:24,431 --> 01:50:25,898
Way back.

2119
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:30,164
Consider it an
all-inclusive apology.

2120
01:50:30,837 --> 01:50:35,865
From not being
the husband you needed

2121
01:50:37,076 --> 01:50:39,874
to showing up nude on
your bed last night.

2122
01:50:39,946 --> 01:50:41,174
Yeah.

2123
01:50:43,116 --> 01:50:46,882
(CHUCKLES) What were you
thinking with that move?

2124
01:50:47,787 --> 01:50:50,119
That you would
find me irresistible.

2125
01:50:50,223 --> 01:50:51,247
Mmm-hmm.

2126
01:50:51,324 --> 01:50:53,622
I never considered
the alternative.

2127
01:50:53,726 --> 01:50:55,921
Got to love that
about you.

2128
01:50:56,729 --> 01:50:58,026
Oh, man.

2129
01:50:59,566 --> 01:51:03,935
I can't believe
I got up to bat again
and blew it.

2130
01:51:04,304 --> 01:51:06,135
You didn't blow it.

2131
01:51:06,239 --> 01:51:07,968
(SIGHS)

2132
01:51:08,074 --> 01:51:09,541
We blew it.

2133
01:51:10,710 --> 01:51:13,235
We blew it
the first time around.

2134
01:51:13,980 --> 01:51:16,949
This time we just
should've known better.

2135
01:51:18,251 --> 01:51:22,620
Too much time has passed.
Too much has happened.

2136
01:51:24,591 --> 01:51:27,583
And you don't think
we could make it right?

2137
01:51:29,429 --> 01:51:33,092
Does that mean
you thought it didn't
feel right either?

2138
01:51:33,666 --> 01:51:37,295
Being with you, Jane,
is the best I'm going to be.

2139
01:51:37,670 --> 01:51:40,104
But do you agree it...

2140
01:51:41,074 --> 01:51:42,098
It wasn't really...

2141
01:51:42,175 --> 01:51:43,972
It was complicated.

2142
01:51:45,011 --> 01:51:46,342
Begging for an answer.

2143
01:51:46,446 --> 01:51:48,414
I thought it was good.

2144
01:51:49,249 --> 01:51:51,240
I wanted it to be good.

2145
01:51:52,452 --> 01:51:55,182
Well, it's as close
as I'm going to get,
I guess.

2146
01:51:55,288 --> 01:51:57,950
(WHISPERING) Do you
always have to be
so hard on me?

2147
01:51:58,024 --> 01:51:59,753
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

2148
01:52:02,095 --> 01:52:05,861
No, I don't.

2149
01:52:12,939 --> 01:52:15,703
I don't regret
giving it another shot.

2150
01:52:18,111 --> 01:52:20,705
Probably would've
been better if you
hadn't been married.

2151
01:52:20,813 --> 01:52:22,212
(CHUCKLES)

2152
01:52:22,482 --> 01:52:25,315
It may never have happened
if I wasn't married.

2153
01:52:25,385 --> 01:52:26,818
(LAUGHING)

2154
01:52:29,522 --> 01:52:30,853
Yeah.

2155
01:52:34,994 --> 01:52:36,325
(CLICKS TONGUE)

2156
01:52:36,396 --> 01:52:37,693
(INHALES)

2157
01:52:43,403 --> 01:52:45,530
I don't regret it either.

2158
01:52:53,146 --> 01:52:54,636
(SIGHS)

2159
01:53:14,334 --> 01:53:16,359
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

2160
01:53:40,827 --> 01:53:41,885
(GASPS)

2161
01:53:44,697 --> 01:53:45,994
Good morning.

2162
01:53:46,065 --> 01:53:47,123
Good morning.

2163
01:53:48,301 --> 01:53:51,737
Did you know
it's good luck to start
building in the rain?

2164
01:53:51,804 --> 01:53:52,930
Really?
Oh, yeah.

2165
01:53:53,039 --> 01:53:56,270
It's a well-known,
very good,
really lucky omen.

2166
01:53:56,376 --> 01:53:57,741
(CHUCKLES)

2167
01:53:58,978 --> 01:54:01,469
Good. I can use one.

2168
01:54:04,384 --> 01:54:06,944
Would you all like to have
your meeting inside?

2169
01:54:07,053 --> 01:54:09,419
It's dry and I have
hot coffee.

2170
01:54:09,489 --> 01:54:11,320
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

2171
01:54:17,096 --> 01:54:20,497
Jane, I need
to ask you something.

2172
01:54:24,437 --> 01:54:26,098
You don't happen
to have any of those

2173
01:54:26,172 --> 01:54:28,697
amazing chocolate croissants,
do you?

2174
01:54:28,775 --> 01:54:31,266
(LAUGHS) Oh,
you like those, huh?

2175
01:54:31,344 --> 01:54:33,642
I do have incredibly
fond memories of them.

2176
01:54:33,713 --> 01:54:36,273
Oh, well,
I don't have any here,

2177
01:54:36,349 --> 01:54:38,408
but we could go
into town and get some,

2178
01:54:38,484 --> 01:54:40,145
right out of the oven.

2179
01:54:40,219 --> 01:54:41,277
Do you want
to do that?

2180
01:54:41,354 --> 01:54:42,446
(LAUGHS) Okay.