2 00:00:50,554 --> 00:00:53,141 Approaching Terminator line. 3 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:59,232 Roger that, be advice radio static 4 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:04,822 Understand 5 00:01:04,822 --> 00:01:08,952 .... 6 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,827 Seven, three, eleven 7 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:59,808 Looking good. Landing vector optimum touch down in t-minus 12 8 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:03,062 11, 10, 9 ... 9 00:02:03,062 --> 00:02:06,983 8, 7, 6 ... 10 00:02:06,983 --> 00:02:10,529 5, 4, 3 ... 11 00:02:10,529 --> 00:02:15,077 2, 1. 12 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,125 Now drop the banners 13 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:23,754 - All set - Must we? 14 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:31,097 - The Eagle has landed baby. - Please keep that fool off the main frequency 15 00:02:33,516 --> 00:02:36,312 Are getting a reading on you end too, Sanders? 16 00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:40,692 Mission control I can confirm vast quantity of Helium 3 17 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:47,492 - The reading are stronger this way - You're breaking up, pls be advice you may be nearing meteor shower... 18 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:49,578 Adjust to communicate.... 19 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,209 No fucking way 20 00:02:54,209 --> 00:02:57,964 Hey Sanders, what do you do with that thing hopping around over there? 21 00:02:58,673 --> 00:03:01,176 I thought you suppose to take some photos of me? 22 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,494 Washington, have you got a visual on ... - What was that, Houston? 23 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:26,124 - Hey Washington, it's Helium 3, - What? 24 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:31,506 It's Helium 3 mine. Get over here! Hey there's something over here you need to see 25 00:03:32,715 --> 00:03:36,470 No, Sanders! Sanders! 26 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:41,727 Oh god 27 00:03:47,651 --> 00:03:53,617 Houston!, Houston! Son-of-a-bitch I need to get out of here 28 00:04:26,609 --> 00:04:32,051 IRON SKY 29 00:04:57,329 --> 00:05:01,429 Sieg Heil, Mondjugendunterführerin Renate Richter! 30 00:05:01,729 --> 00:05:03,138 Heil Hitler. 31 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:06,571 Boys and girls, please sit down. 32 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:12,513 Dieter, don't you know where to put your behind? 33 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,954 Since Mondführer's 65th birthday 34 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:20,054 the appropriate salute has been "Heil Kortzfleischr"! 35 00:05:21,106 --> 00:05:24,163 You're such an exemplary boy. 36 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:31,271 Today, we'll start with the most unpatriotic language. 37 00:05:31,321 --> 00:05:34,429 It's the language we need to know 38 00:05:34,429 --> 00:05:38,513 when we return to those who need our help. 39 00:05:39,165 --> 00:05:42,044 In English, now 40 00:05:42,044 --> 00:05:46,383 Where are we from? 41 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:48,802 - Siegfried. - The earth 42 00:05:48,802 --> 00:05:51,514 and when did we leave? 43 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:54,851 - Brunhild - 1945. 44 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:59,357 - And where did we go? - The dark side of the moon. 45 00:05:59,357 --> 00:06:02,403 Brilliant 46 00:07:57,088 --> 00:07:58,423 THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC 47 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:00,509 Don't try to play dumb with me 48 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:02,928 It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the moon 49 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:07,100 - Talk about disaster - No disrespect madam president 50 00:08:07,142 --> 00:08:09,353 but i'm pretty sure it was your idea 51 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:14,317 It was my great idea have they succeeded, now it's your stupid idea. Got it? 52 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:18,531 I didn't hire you for stupid ideas I hire you because of your modest touch 53 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,745 Now my polls are in the toilet and that election is just weeks 54 00:08:23,412 --> 00:08:25,915 You'd drop the ball Vivian 55 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:29,670 Now, I need a miracle. Get me a miracle 56 00:08:35,928 --> 00:08:42,519 Actually how was sending those two astronauts to the moon to getting me reelected? 57 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:47,108 We haven? been to the moon for fifty years. One of them was black. 58 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:50,696 - Thought it would look good - Look good how? 59 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,617 Like I said one of them was black 60 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:59,374 Just think of the opportunity we wasted years ago with that errand boy, Alan Powell? 61 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:01,835 - Colin Powell. - That was close 62 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:06,591 - And where are you going? - The UN, to do my job 63 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,984 The Great Dictator by Charlie Chaplin. 64 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:24,572 It is one of the world famous short films. 65 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:30,329 which illustrates in ten minutes his wish that one day, the entire world 66 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:34,668 that we will be in the great fuhrer wise and gentle hands 67 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:37,672 - Any questions? - I have a question. 68 00:09:43,554 --> 00:09:48,519 In my classroom we are here to strictly form a manner in addressing one another 69 00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:52,857 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 70 00:09:55,945 --> 00:10:00,408 - We capture an earthling. - Your expertise is required 71 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:25,231 I love sauerkraut. 72 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:29,528 And Volkswagen. Driving pleasure. 73 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,699 German words. 74 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:37,622 Where I come from we speak German too 75 00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:44,255 You'll be sorry you did that white boy 76 00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:55,886 You are a knock-out 77 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:02,144 How do I get out of here? 78 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:06,191 Thanks lady. Have a nice day 79 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:10,446 No, Mr. subhuman. This is the air lock 80 00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:14,534 No. 81 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:03,888 You may cover up a bit 82 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:08,936 All good? 83 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:20,909 I know a lot of important people. 84 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:23,621 Even the President of America. 85 00:13:23,621 --> 00:13:27,250 If you kill me, then it's really fuck-up situation 86 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:34,509 You know the president of USA? 87 00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:48,151 Thanks homie I talk to you later babe 88 00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:04,589 Question, what is this apparatus? 89 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,259 Look man, how would I know? I'm just model. 90 00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:11,222 - A model of what? Citizen? - No, a model model 91 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:14,726 Damn, what's wrong with you two? Blind or something? 92 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,229 - Shit, I'm pretty. - Are you part of the short trip before the invasion? 93 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:22,611 Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping 94 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,740 What is your mission? 95 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,537 Look dude, I just follow the paycheck, you know what I'm saying? 96 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:34,585 - What is this device? - That's my kick-ass cellphone 97 00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:37,338 - and a computer. - What? 98 00:14:39,424 --> 00:14:43,053 That's not a computer. 99 00:14:45,849 --> 00:14:49,186 This is a computer. 100 00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:56,070 No, that's ancient history homie 101 00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,034 UNTIED WORLD CONFEDERACY, NY 102 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,120 I am telling you once again.. 103 00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:42,169 One moment we receive conformation that the ship has landed successfully on the moon 104 00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:45,340 The next, all communication stop 105 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:49,553 - The signal simply vanished - Or you're hiding something from us? 106 00:15:49,553 --> 00:15:53,183 Yeah, we are hiding something on the dark side of the moon 107 00:15:54,810 --> 00:16:00,609 I still find it very difficult to believe that entire purpose of the mission 108 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:04,655 to promote your president reelection 109 00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:07,451 Well believe what you like, we had the senators spend 110 00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:11,956 hundred-of-million of campaigns to get her elected the dog-shit-post 111 00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:16,504 But Mr Secretary, the expenses involve this time only makes 112 00:16:16,587 --> 00:16:18,172 sense if it were a military test 113 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:20,550 Okay, lets get this clear 114 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:25,306 The united state has no military activity on the moon 115 00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:27,726 What about natural resources activity? 116 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:30,771 We know how the US sometimes mixes the two up 117 00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:37,488 - Is there any chance that you are looking for Helium 3 up there? 118 00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:40,200 Helium 3? You just made that up didn't you? 119 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,370 That's so silly 120 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,919 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HQ, NY 121 00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:05,148 I assume these are just preliminary idea? 122 00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:09,403 Sir, we have a very small delivery window 123 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,322 - Sir? - Yes, sir. 124 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:16,287 Ma'am, and this is all. 125 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:29,845 Anyone who does not head of the department, should leave 126 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,443 You idiots. 127 00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:46,074 You morons! That's an insult to morons 128 00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:50,413 What is this shit? 129 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:57,588 I have a meeting with the President of the United States of America. 130 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,507 tomorrow fucking morning 131 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:03,095 Not with the President of Zambia. 132 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:06,307 Not with the President of the Janitor's Union 133 00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:11,105 But with the president of the country which we all live. 134 00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:15,778 Terrible useless idiots. 135 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:23,120 What am I suppose to tell her? 136 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:29,086 That my employees are not intelligent enough 137 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,841 to be fucking morons? 138 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,894 Are you willing to work with the fuhrer ... 139 00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:13,275 in the name of the fatherland, stand behind the Wehrmacht. 140 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:20,033 This decision does not resolve all of us ... 141 00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:26,166 Thank you. I thought my ears would start bleeding. 142 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,585 You're welcome 143 00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:44,772 May I ask what you name is? 144 00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,442 James Washington. 145 00:23:47,442 --> 00:23:50,029 - What yous? - Renate Richter. 146 00:23:50,613 --> 00:23:54,159 It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington 147 00:23:54,242 --> 00:23:57,038 James Washington. 148 00:23:57,705 --> 00:24:01,043 What's wrong with your skin? 149 00:24:01,043 --> 00:24:05,214 Come on now please, you have met a brother before, right? 150 00:24:06,675 --> 00:24:10,721 - No, I'm an only child. - No, I didn't mean like that 151 00:24:10,721 --> 00:24:13,016 I meant a black man 152 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:16,479 No and this continues to confuse me 153 00:24:16,562 --> 00:24:20,150 because you are much blacker then we first met 154 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:24,614 Okay girl, look either i'm black or you're blind 155 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:31,289 Look, what is going to happen to me? I mean, what with this guy sticking need in me? 156 00:24:31,289 --> 00:24:34,126 - What about that angry dude? - My father sticking needles into you? 157 00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:37,880 That freaking scientist guy? That your dad? 158 00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:41,051 And what about you know.... 159 00:24:41,718 --> 00:24:44,555 Mr. Nachrichten羹bermittlungs-Oberf羹hrer Adler? 160 00:24:44,555 --> 00:24:46,850 - I'm sorry, what? - Klaus Adler. 161 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:50,980 He's going to be the next fuhrer. 162 00:24:52,857 --> 00:24:55,110 And my husband. 163 00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,033 Did you lose a bet or something? I mean.... 164 00:25:01,618 --> 00:25:04,288 Lucky you 165 00:25:04,664 --> 00:25:08,043 Actually, lucky him 166 00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:16,637 - I shouldn't even be here - You cannot leave me tied up like this 167 00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:20,976 - Please do me a favor. - What? 168 00:25:20,976 --> 00:25:23,604 - Play a Nazi - And if I don't? 169 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,736 - They will eliminate you. - Oh great 170 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:34,868 Is there a different radio station? 171 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,914 With the upcoming war ... 172 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:41,126 He's back. 173 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:24,872 With the prisoner now is one of us we go down to the earth. 174 00:28:24,956 --> 00:28:29,295 He will help us to find more telephone computers 175 00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:32,590 And then get G繹tterd瓣mmerung flying. 176 00:29:46,057 --> 00:29:49,687 UPSTATE, NEW YORK 177 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:18,806 - Can you smell that? - No. We don? have time to waste 178 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:22,227 Take me to that president of yours 179 00:30:22,227 --> 00:30:25,523 What? The President? 180 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:29,361 Come on man, I thought you want me to take you to Mac store or something 181 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:37,872 You said that you know the President of The United States of America. 182 00:30:37,872 --> 00:30:41,001 Right, of course 183 00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:43,879 That President. 184 00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:53,809 May I meet this President too? 185 00:30:56,854 --> 00:31:01,568 Hey, Mrs. Richter, welcome to my planet. 186 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:24,597 - Get the hell out of my property - You got to get out of here 187 00:31:50,671 --> 00:31:53,383 Hold on there Boss man 188 00:31:53,383 --> 00:31:56,387 That may not be the sharpest move 189 00:31:56,387 --> 00:32:01,643 Let me go talk to those guys They know me, I one of them 190 00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,938 Are you with me? 191 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,277 Now you're talking 192 00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:11,239 Now 193 00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:25,590 I am happy to see you all man 194 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:29,178 You all know me. 195 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,557 - Washington. - I mean ... 196 00:32:33,058 --> 00:32:38,940 That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I... don't take that out 197 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,276 I'm a peace loving brother 198 00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:54,668 - Are you alright? - Do I look alright to you Mrs. Richter? 199 00:32:55,377 --> 00:32:58,089 What the hell just happen? 200 00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:01,009 You know.. 201 00:33:05,598 --> 00:33:09,270 No, mother-f way 202 00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:18,740 What did you guys do to me? 203 00:33:18,781 --> 00:33:22,202 - I should've told you - What? That I look like a polar bear? 204 00:33:23,454 --> 00:33:27,542 You two really fuck up a guy business 205 00:33:27,584 --> 00:33:31,547 Idiots, what is wrong with you. 206 00:33:31,589 --> 00:33:34,718 We made you Aryan, you one of us now 207 00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:37,471 - You should be thanking us - Thanking you? 208 00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:40,934 What I should have done is let those brother come here with a size 15 209 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:45,398 put those foot so far up your ass to can taste the toe nail for 2 weeks 210 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,442 Klaus. 211 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:56,787 Bring me to your leader, James Washington. 212 00:34:09,303 --> 00:34:12,515 Hey, what the fuck? Excuse me 213 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,436 Get your hands off me, you mother... 214 00:34:16,604 --> 00:34:20,150 - You can use her to you boss? - Yes, she's the cheese 215 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,945 - And she knows the president? - Yes, they are really tight 216 00:34:27,075 --> 00:34:29,495 Come on. 217 00:34:31,038 --> 00:34:35,794 Dirty bastards. Do you know who I am? huh? 218 00:34:35,836 --> 00:34:39,299 You just kidnapped the wrong woman The wrong fucking woman 219 00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:44,555 I hope your having a good time I'll kick your fucking ass. 220 00:34:56,111 --> 00:34:58,031 Excellent. 221 00:34:59,073 --> 00:35:01,159 My turn. 222 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:05,540 I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich We are based on the moon 223 00:35:05,582 --> 00:35:09,295 I'm told you know the president of the United States of the Americas. 224 00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:12,006 You will take us to that the President, because ... 225 00:35:12,131 --> 00:35:15,970 - I have a very special present for him - For him? 226 00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:18,890 Well he'll loved that He just loves presents. 227 00:35:18,973 --> 00:35:21,059 As soon as my mission is accomplished 228 00:35:21,101 --> 00:35:24,355 Nazi invading forces will be called in under my direction 229 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:27,818 and we will end the good times for the bad people 230 00:35:27,901 --> 00:35:30,529 And how do you propose to do that? 231 00:35:30,947 --> 00:35:34,326 - We will simply eliminate them. - What? 232 00:35:35,452 --> 00:35:40,208 - Sorry, that is not what we are told - Renate, I do not think that you ... 233 00:35:45,799 --> 00:35:48,427 Yeah. Why not? 234 00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:53,809 Why tell you this woman why we are here like you keep telling your children 235 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,479 I would love to do that 236 00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,231 You see... 237 00:35:58,314 --> 00:36:02,403 the National Socialist Party is the party is the people's party, nothing more... 238 00:36:02,486 --> 00:36:07,868 We wish to return to earth with our message of peace and unity 239 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:10,538 love through virtue 240 00:36:10,621 --> 00:36:13,959 and kindness, for example. 241 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:18,381 We are healthy, in mind and body. 242 00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:22,595 Our spirits are brave and true 243 00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:28,477 We achieved that because we are strong, disciplined in our cause 244 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:32,148 There is simply no believe that they can match our ... 245 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:38,489 because peace and unity is the gift that we bring to all mankind. 246 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:44,664 What you and all earthlings need to know ... - Yeah, I get it 247 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,044 This is good. 248 00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:52,549 This is going to work. 249 00:36:53,717 --> 00:36:57,013 You, I need 250 00:36:57,805 --> 00:36:59,891 And you ... 251 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:02,561 I want 252 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,733 Alright, lets go meet the president 253 00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,471 Madam President ... 254 00:37:31,139 --> 00:37:33,975 here's the miracle you asked for. 255 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:58,005 - Who is that man? - He will lead the campaign troops 256 00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:10,146 Renate, please ... 257 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:16,988 It's very simple 258 00:38:17,405 --> 00:38:19,282 The world is sick ... 259 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,703 and we are the doctors. 260 00:38:23,162 --> 00:38:27,584 The world has anemia and we are the vitamin. 261 00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:31,214 The world is weary, but we are the strength 262 00:38:31,381 --> 00:38:35,386 We are here to make the world healthy again. 263 00:38:35,511 --> 00:38:37,972 With hard work ... 264 00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:43,437 with honesty, with clarity, with decency. 265 00:38:43,646 --> 00:38:51,656 We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers. 266 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:57,705 We are the embodiment of love and bravery. 267 00:38:57,789 --> 00:39:03,587 We are the gift of both God and science. 268 00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:07,592 We are the answer to the question. 269 00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:12,849 We are the promise delivered to all mankind 270 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:17,939 For that we raise our hand, to one nation. 271 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,317 We step to the beat of one drum 272 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,822 ....of this world 273 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:28,744 We are the people that the children on our shoulders. 274 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:33,917 In the same way as our fathers carry us and their fathers before them. 275 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:38,256 We are the one people united and strong 276 00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:44,096 We are the one people with certainty 277 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:49,103 We are invincible and we have no fear 278 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:56,153 Because the truth makes us one. 279 00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:15,260 The moon Nazis are coming. What's wrong with you people, can't you see? 280 00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:17,346 Look, I've been there. I'm telling you. 281 00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:22,645 They have all this moon base space thing, and they come to take over 282 00:40:22,728 --> 00:40:25,607 You must listen because the Nazis are coming. 283 00:40:25,648 --> 00:40:31,280 They coming to get us all. Why don't you listen to me? I mean ... 284 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,744 Renata 285 00:40:35,828 --> 00:40:38,247 Washington. James Washington. 286 00:40:38,331 --> 00:40:41,376 I'm so glad to see you alive. 287 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:45,298 Look out young one, this bitch that make me white 288 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:48,135 Come on people, help me. 289 00:40:57,814 --> 00:41:00,066 Help me. 290 00:41:00,442 --> 00:41:03,070 I save your life 291 00:41:06,491 --> 00:41:11,664 So, you're a formerly dead, black model ... 292 00:41:11,706 --> 00:41:15,628 who is now suddenly a living white hobo 293 00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:19,716 after spending the weekend on the moon. Is that correct? 294 00:41:19,799 --> 00:41:23,471 - Yes, that's correct - So I was listening 295 00:41:23,638 --> 00:41:29,979 And you are Neil Armstrong after his sex change. Is this correct? 296 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:33,817 No, that is not correct You were not listening at all. 297 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,487 My name is Richter. Renate Richter. 298 00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:41,785 I tried to save this man life and I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful 299 00:41:41,827 --> 00:41:48,085 Ask Mrs. Moon-Nazi here, was I, or was I not on the dark side of the moon 300 00:41:49,628 --> 00:41:53,383 Yes, Mr. James Washington was on the dark side of the moon. 301 00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:55,719 There, what did I tell you 302 00:41:55,803 --> 00:42:00,684 I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the dark side of the moon, but i'm now back. 303 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,312 The Nazis are coming to kill us all 304 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:07,734 And you are going to be so sorry that you don't listened to me. 305 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:15,869 Mr. James Washington, Why are you sa upset? 306 00:42:15,995 --> 00:42:19,249 - Get lost. - But I didn't understand 307 00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:21,835 We make you white 308 00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:25,590 We talked to your National Socialist Party about peace and unity 309 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:29,303 You people have robbed me of everything. 310 00:42:29,345 --> 00:42:32,098 My race, my identity, my career. 311 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:36,312 And I think I am losing my mind too I mean just everything 312 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,982 Do you know this? 313 00:42:39,733 --> 00:42:41,777 Yes. 314 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:49,328 Come on in. I will explain it to you Then you'll understand it. 315 00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:55,544 You're a beautiful lady I'll give you that 316 00:42:55,794 --> 00:42:58,005 You pay for the popcorn. 317 00:42:58,047 --> 00:43:02,428 125 MINUTES LATER 318 00:43:04,138 --> 00:43:06,683 What bullshit 319 00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:16,070 It was ... 320 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:21,785 - It was so long. - They could edited down a bit 321 00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:25,290 He was mocking the fuhrer 322 00:43:25,707 --> 00:43:29,336 I sensing a lot of nazis you don't know 323 00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:33,925 - But I am a Nazi - Yeah, I know but you not like 324 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:39,224 Well like them A bunch of stupid bullies 325 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,145 No, I'm sure they're good boys 326 00:43:43,270 --> 00:43:45,231 and loyal to the Reich 327 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,694 look, they are wearing the symbol of love 328 00:43:48,777 --> 00:43:51,364 The swastika? Yes. 329 00:43:51,489 --> 00:43:53,617 I have never heard they call that before. 330 00:43:53,658 --> 00:43:57,622 No. 331 00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:07,718 What we got here, blond hair, blue eyes, nice rack 332 00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:09,929 Even Hitler will get a hard-on 333 00:44:11,389 --> 00:44:16,228 - Look guys, we don't want any trouble - Get lost hobo 334 00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:20,692 - I gotta plenty stories to tell - Stop that, that is enough 335 00:44:23,487 --> 00:44:26,491 What she needs is a good war 336 00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:30,121 A war always make the president popular. 337 00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:34,877 I might be able to help her there 338 00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,423 What do you mean? 339 00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:42,511 One word from me, and the invasion will begin soon 340 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,563 - You never break character do you? - No. 341 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,942 I can never be broken 342 00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:57,780 - You smell so good. - The time has come 343 00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,286 I will show you my plans. 344 00:45:02,411 --> 00:45:05,039 Come here. 345 00:45:12,841 --> 00:45:15,135 Look I want to show you something 346 00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:18,056 Oh big fella 347 00:45:18,222 --> 00:45:20,684 All work and no play? 348 00:45:26,107 --> 00:45:30,029 Now listen, don't you think if I strangle the president ... 349 00:45:30,071 --> 00:45:32,866 Will the troops stay in line with us? 350 00:45:34,284 --> 00:45:38,456 When I ordered the moon invasion 351 00:45:38,581 --> 00:45:41,502 It will be quietless bloodshed. 352 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,257 If I eliminate the moon fuhrer. 353 00:45:56,896 --> 00:46:00,484 Klaus Adler. 354 00:46:16,128 --> 00:46:21,802 So Klaus, is the clown joining us? 355 00:46:22,761 --> 00:46:25,348 Did you bought tickets? 356 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,981 Don't you want to introduce me to your friends 357 00:46:32,941 --> 00:46:36,779 Get your hooks off me your piece-of-shit 358 00:46:37,572 --> 00:46:40,575 I make it worthwhile for you. Let me go. 359 00:48:12,106 --> 00:48:16,195 I am here to tell you that I have nothing with you or your plan 360 00:48:16,278 --> 00:48:18,990 You Nazi-piece-of-shit 361 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,065 Nazis are stupid. 362 00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:22,361 My compliments on your marksmanship 363 00:49:27,325 --> 00:49:32,457 Shame. She was such a nice girl Just have to kill her later 364 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:35,920 So, it was real? 365 00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:40,759 - All this time. - Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman. 366 00:49:48,477 --> 00:49:51,397 Goodbye, fasionista 367 00:49:52,482 --> 00:49:55,277 I have a planet to conquer 368 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:26,608 I will just grab this 369 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:29,403 Bye 370 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,283 Good luck with the rest of your life. 371 00:50:34,827 --> 00:50:38,122 Unbelievable 372 00:54:10,137 --> 00:54:14,142 Thank you, Kelly.Moments ago New York has been under attack 373 00:54:14,226 --> 00:54:19,774 Witness claiming seeing hundred of UFO's appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire 374 00:54:20,275 --> 00:54:24,155 Billy get that Are you getting that? 375 00:54:24,238 --> 00:54:26,992 Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across 376 00:54:27,075 --> 00:54:31,581 I'm seeing what appears to be a weapon of some-kind dangling around 377 00:54:31,581 --> 00:54:35,336 Oh my god it's opening fire I'm going to hide 378 00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:40,175 There is little or no information. 379 00:54:40,217 --> 00:54:44,347 - Ok you see the thing is, Klaus - I know this was you doing. 380 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,311 - It's wonderful - It's wonderful? 381 00:54:49,436 --> 00:54:52,399 It's brilliant. I'm a wartime president now. 382 00:54:52,482 --> 00:54:55,319 All presidents that start war in their first term of office 383 00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:58,698 always get reelected, I was thought, I have to bomb Australia or something 384 00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:03,120 No, you bring me real 385 00:55:03,579 --> 00:55:07,125 - Who are these guys anyway? - Nazis. 386 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:11,965 - from the moon. - Real life Nazis? 387 00:55:12,048 --> 00:55:15,135 Holy shit, this just getting better and better 388 00:55:15,219 --> 00:55:18,264 You a miracles work of thing. 389 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:23,229 They are the only guys we actually manage to beat in a fair fight? 390 00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:27,943 I'm like Franklin D. Roosevelt. but no, I'm not spastic. 391 00:55:28,068 --> 00:55:30,613 I knew you'll be excited 392 00:55:30,696 --> 00:55:37,413 So, if you're Roosevelt, who is your General Patton or MacArthur. 393 00:55:37,747 --> 00:55:40,584 Minister of Defense. Do you have any thought on this? 394 00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:43,212 Send her. 395 00:55:44,338 --> 00:55:47,092 - Me? - Hey you're the miracle worker. 396 00:55:47,259 --> 00:55:50,137 Apparently you dodged bullet too 397 00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:53,476 - I wouldn't know.. - What to wear? You think of something 398 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,854 - You're always do.. - Madam President 399 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,799 Ready to face the music? 400 00:56:27,267 --> 00:56:31,105 Escape from the Nazis. 401 00:56:49,253 --> 00:56:52,841 Take us upstate We need to go back to the moon 402 00:56:52,924 --> 00:56:56,512 We?, rhymes with me. I'm ain't going 403 00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:59,849 - They got a G繹tterd瓣mmerung all around the moon. - I don't give a damn what they have 404 00:56:59,933 --> 00:57:03,396 - I'm not going back. - You want to look like that for the rest of your life? 405 00:57:03,479 --> 00:57:06,274 Great, now this is my fault 406 00:57:08,068 --> 00:57:12,615 - Let me in - I am no hero, James. 407 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,202 I need you. 408 00:57:56,086 --> 00:57:58,506 Did you know how to drive this thing? 409 00:57:59,507 --> 00:58:03,888 Well can't be any different playing 'wing commander' 410 00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:06,641 Lets try.. 411 00:58:32,757 --> 00:58:36,804 I swear we do not have nothing on the moon 412 00:58:36,887 --> 00:58:38,848 - Japan? - It is not ours 413 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,600 - China? - It is not us 414 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,686 It's bloody well not ours 415 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,483 - I confess - Yes, North Korea? Confess to what? 416 00:58:46,608 --> 00:58:49,320 The spaceships are ours. 417 00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:54,827 Our beloved leader designed and build it himself 418 00:59:01,210 --> 00:59:06,049 - What's so funny? - All right, North Korea. Sit down. 419 00:59:19,274 --> 00:59:24,113 - So, it was you India, I knew that - No, no this is a sign of peace 420 00:59:24,197 --> 00:59:27,492 That is the sign of peace 421 00:59:27,576 --> 00:59:32,958 These thugs are Nazis I mean the real, original. 422 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:36,337 They have been hiding on the moon waiting to pounce 423 00:59:36,462 --> 00:59:40,133 My question is, what you all planning to about it? 424 00:59:40,217 --> 00:59:43,512 We happen to have a little something of our own 425 00:59:43,596 --> 00:59:46,808 And I'm sure that you'll be thankful for it 426 00:59:46,892 --> 00:59:53,191 May I present to you tomorrow exploration ship the USS George W Bush. 427 00:59:57,739 --> 01:00:00,742 Good work, take it to Officer Tyler. 428 01:00:03,996 --> 01:00:07,542 This is trajectory, how your status on the orbit window 429 01:00:08,001 --> 01:00:10,254 Commander on deck 430 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:25,398 The hostile fleet's has launched a full scale aerial attack against the US 431 01:00:25,482 --> 01:00:30,696 These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they are operating fully within the thermosphere 432 01:00:30,738 --> 01:00:35,744 Each of them approximately carrying 200 enemy vessel and are extremely 433 01:00:36,495 --> 01:00:39,791 Hell have no fury, Mr. Adler. 434 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,921 Alright kiddies let get this show on the road 435 01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,812 Vivian, you look great. How is it going up there? 436 01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:59,023 Madam President, I couldn't be better 437 01:00:59,107 --> 01:01:01,860 I am packing dozen of mega tonne of nuclear warhead 438 01:01:01,902 --> 01:01:05,698 which I am going to carefully place on Klaus's ass 439 01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:09,703 - As soon I get him on my sight - Carry on, kick butt 440 01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:11,956 Let what them baby can do 441 01:01:45,665 --> 01:01:50,171 Working at optimum capacity Ammunition consumption within tolerance 442 01:02:04,272 --> 01:02:09,695 We going under extremes enemy fires We need reinforcement right now 443 01:02:12,157 --> 01:02:13,825 What the hell is the meaning of this? 444 01:02:13,909 --> 01:02:16,954 Good day mate this Australian ship, the Indurain 1. Ready to ass 445 01:02:17,830 --> 01:02:20,041 Spitfire reporting in 446 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,753 Hanging there W Canada joining the battle 447 01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:26,258 It's a direct violation of international space treaty that 448 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:27,759 you all signed, every single one of you 449 01:02:27,926 --> 01:02:30,346 Ready to join the battles 450 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:36,812 That is suppose to be destroyed 451 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:41,902 It is an outrage, you all lies just like my ex-husband 452 01:02:42,444 --> 01:02:46,867 - Come down lady, come down - Don't you lady me, Russian 453 01:02:46,908 --> 01:02:49,328 Okay who didn't armed their spaceship? 454 01:02:49,912 --> 01:02:54,042 Great, great. That's just great 455 01:02:54,126 --> 01:02:56,879 - You all gave me your word - You always broke yours 456 01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:59,382 We always break ours, this is what we do 457 01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:02,094 Okay fine fine fine 458 01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:06,600 Let just beat shit out of this prick and talk about the details later 459 01:04:37,171 --> 01:04:39,424 This is beautiful 460 01:04:49,395 --> 01:04:53,859 - Where the hell are we going? - To the G繹tterd瓣mmerung. 461 01:04:53,984 --> 01:04:56,821 I think Klaus will be there. 462 01:05:05,749 --> 01:05:08,627 What did you think of that? 463 01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:11,130 Alright, what about this moon business 464 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:15,010 What you say we going there and slap around a bit 465 01:05:15,678 --> 01:05:19,808 Klaus, baby I coming to get you. 466 01:06:10,788 --> 01:06:15,502 - What the hell is this place? - This is the G繹tterd瓣mmerung. 467 01:06:15,586 --> 01:06:17,630 It will liberate the earth 468 01:06:17,714 --> 01:06:20,634 Actually 469 01:06:21,051 --> 01:06:24,555 It is the biggest war machine ever built. 470 01:06:29,311 --> 01:06:34,151 - This is the bridge. There's where I'm going - I need to find your father. 471 01:06:34,234 --> 01:06:39,074 - Where do you think he at? - I think you will find him over there 472 01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:42,244 Try to sneak in, and please paralyze the engine 473 01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:48,043 - Or otherwise the earth is destroyed. - Note to self, paralyze the engine 474 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:52,465 No. You be careful 475 01:06:52,507 --> 01:06:55,010 - I mean you know... - What? 476 01:06:55,135 --> 01:06:58,681 - Because you likes me. - Right... 477 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,393 Oh, come on, a little 478 01:07:06,316 --> 01:07:08,777 You like me.... 479 01:07:26,132 --> 01:07:29,762 We have a visual on the Nazi fortress, commander 480 01:07:31,931 --> 01:07:35,227 Obviously i'm overstated Klaus 481 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:38,356 Alright, everyone, let get those nukes in action 482 01:07:38,523 --> 01:07:41,777 - I declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone - But there are woman and children there 483 01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:46,116 The United States of America does not negotiate with terrorists. 484 01:07:51,497 --> 01:07:54,543 - Prime warhead on secondary armament - Roger that 485 01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:58,923 - Prepare all available warhead on ground... - Fire the fucking nukes 486 01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:03,220 Nukes away 487 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:41,977 Job well done 488 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,868 Do you remember me? 489 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:32,123 The moon spook you turn into snowflakes 490 01:10:06,207 --> 01:10:08,961 Oh shit, it's alive 491 01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:43,087 He must have the smallest dick in the universe. 492 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,016 Time 493 01:10:55,895 --> 01:10:58,273 to fight back. 494 01:11:11,956 --> 01:11:19,299 Everyone, take position around this fat fellas and wait for my command to open fire. 495 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,478 - Offensive ground confirmed - Let her rip 496 01:16:45,123 --> 01:16:48,961 - Washington, do you hear me? - Where are you? 497 01:16:49,086 --> 01:16:52,716 - You need to shut down the engine - I'm working on it. 498 01:19:06,967 --> 01:19:09,303 I congratulate you. 499 01:19:10,137 --> 01:19:12,515 High five 500 01:19:14,393 --> 01:19:17,146 Well that was disappointing 501 01:19:20,776 --> 01:19:24,280 Do you think he suffered? Even just a little? 502 01:19:24,405 --> 01:19:30,538 Vivian, I knew you could do it. Sensational, all the way. Congratulations. 503 01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:34,293 - What's Helium 3'? - Helium 504 01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:36,170 Did you say Helium 3? 505 01:19:36,295 --> 01:19:40,926 Yes, there like about 15 to 20 giant towers that are full of these stuffs 506 01:19:41,051 --> 01:19:43,638 - That's ours. - It is? Why? 507 01:19:43,721 --> 01:19:49,979 Helium 3, will make the U.S. independent of all energy needs for thousand of years 508 01:19:50,021 --> 01:19:52,899 Yes, it's ours. 509 01:19:53,024 --> 01:19:55,986 Hear me out 510 01:19:56,070 --> 01:19:59,616 The moon is American soil moon flag, star and stripes 511 01:19:59,741 --> 01:20:02,202 Who beat the moon Nazis? We did, well... 512 01:20:02,328 --> 01:20:06,875 Well, you help out here and there but ultimately it is just like WWII ... 513 01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:08,961 and who won that? We did 514 01:20:09,086 --> 01:20:12,298 - You lie. - Don't believe me? 515 01:20:12,382 --> 01:20:15,594 Watch the movie. Movies don't lies. 516 01:20:15,719 --> 01:20:18,473 Not the shoes, jesus 517 01:20:18,598 --> 01:20:21,226 Vivian, this is the Minister of Defense. 518 01:20:21,351 --> 01:20:25,148 - Defend Helium 3 at all costs. - Defend against who? 519 01:20:25,273 --> 01:20:27,901 Against everybody 520 01:22:50,329 --> 01:22:56,087 Unfortunately that's the story of revenge 521 01:22:56,170 --> 01:22:59,883 Never really works out the way you wanted too 522 01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,596 I feel lonely. 523 01:23:04,555 --> 01:23:08,602 Allowing our hearts, or we will burn ... 524 01:23:08,727 --> 01:23:13,024 burn in hell, burning in eternal damnation. 525 01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,277 Renata 526 01:23:17,530 --> 01:23:19,908 Washington. 527 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,970 You are alive. 528 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:40,851 It's okay 529 01:23:47,609 --> 01:23:50,905 And you're in a way you meant to be 530 01:24:01,627 --> 01:24:06,508 Are you aware you are kissing a black man? 531 01:24:12,307 --> 01:24:18,022 I guess they have a lot of work cut out.