1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:22,587 Fuck sake. 4 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,633 Look, if things are shitty, 5 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,461 they kind of have to get better, right? 6 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:28,376 Like, bounce back. 7 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:31,031 Once you hit bottom, there's only up to go, that sort of thing. 8 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:32,293 You know, like physics. 9 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,643 I don't think it works like that in this case. 10 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,297 I'm pretty sure things can get worse. 11 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,256 Yeah, maybe physics doesn't apply for emotional well-being, 12 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,692 but you get what I mean. 13 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,433 Mm, I don't think so. 14 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:45,654 I feel like things can actually get worse once they're worse 15 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,438 and then they continue to get worse 16 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,571 until it's not funny anymore and then they get a little better 17 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,312 and then they get worse again, and then you die. 18 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:55,968 So, uh, Laura... you okay? 19 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:59,320 Yeah, just everyone keeps asking what I'm doing next 20 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,973 and it's like, I don't know. 21 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,109 So, yeah, that's fun. 22 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,894 Well, hey, at least you're done with that job 23 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:11,332 and taking some time off, starting fresh. 24 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,246 That's great! 25 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:13,769 Yeah, there's that. 26 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,379 It's going to be okay. 27 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,685 I don't know. 28 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,817 It's gonna be alright. 29 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:22,125 It's not like anybody chooses to move to Los Angeles 30 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,127 because they were pumped on their lives beforehand. 31 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:26,086 I was born there so I guess I can't really say. 32 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:29,480 Best case scenario, they get the idea like myself 33 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:30,916 that maybe they can make some change 34 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,005 through art or some shit. 35 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:36,008 So, I take it you're pretty happy with things these days. 36 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,445 Super fucking pumped. 37 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:42,798 You're just a radiant bundle of sunshine, aren't you, Michael? 38 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,714 Everything's bad all the time. 39 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,498 Oh, yeah, you're so edgy. 40 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,069 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 41 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,655 This is my room. 42 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,178 You have roommates, right? 43 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,702 Yes, of course I have roommates. It's San Francisco. 44 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,400 Nobody's rich enough not to have roommates. 45 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,879 It's nice, right? 46 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,925 Yeah, it's like... I mean, I take it works really well. 47 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,232 Yeah, well, it's fun. 48 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:28,017 -Yeah, it's fun. -Is it? 49 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,280 Yeah, it's just... it takes some time. 50 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,673 Like all of it. 51 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,153 Yeah, your early 20's, right? 52 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,198 Yeah, hopefully I'll at least have some stories. 53 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,462 -Where's Neha? -Oh, fuck! That's right. 54 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:41,204 She's like picking up a friend or a friend of a friend or something. 55 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,206 I don't know, but I think she's bringing people. 56 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,426 -People? -Guys. 57 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:49,256 -Couple of guys. 58 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,997 All right, let's get drunk. 59 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,261 Yeah. 60 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,741 That doesn't even sound fun, Frank. 61 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,134 Yeah, that's 'cause it wasn't. 62 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,353 Then why? 63 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,747 I don't know. 64 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,532 Sometimes things just sound like a good idea when you're drinking. 65 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,229 But really, your ex? 66 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,318 That is the cliché. 67 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:11,495 It's like you could be a little more original with your fuck-ups, dude. 68 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,889 -I could. - That is pretty bad. 69 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:18,198 You know guys, as much as I appreciate the concern, I don't. 70 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:21,462 And either way, she didn't answer and I didn't leave a voice mail, 71 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,637 so we chillin' 72 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,594 Yeah, totally chillin'. 73 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:26,206 Yeah, totally chillin' 74 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:29,861 -I'm going to tell your mother that you're being rude. -You are my mother, Neha, 75 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,515 and I'm sorry for talking back. 76 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,648 No, I'm not. Fuck you. 77 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,171 You little bitch! 78 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,085 Neha! 79 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:36,999 Ro! 80 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,653 -Friends! - Ro! 81 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,959 Ro? 82 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:44,267 Yeah, so this is Frank and Michael. 83 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,921 Hi, Frank. Hi, Michael. 84 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,663 -Whoa! There's your door. -Windy out! 85 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,491 I'm Frank, that's Michael. 86 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,014 I'm Michael and that's Frank. 87 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:54,190 -Frank. Michael. Cool, got it. -Yeah. No, no. Frank... 88 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,540 -We're doing a hug. Come on in. -Oh, this is going really well. 89 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,628 Stop. 90 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,369 Hell, yeah. Laura. 91 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,371 Like are you looking for roommates by any chance? 92 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,112 No, I'm not, Frank. 93 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:06,289 Are you so excited you travelled, you little adventurer? 94 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,771 Yeah, I'm so excited, yeah, excited, woo! 95 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,381 -Well, what's going on? - You guys want beer? 96 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:12,426 Yes. 97 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,558 Yeah, so this is Michael and Frank. 98 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,168 -Hey, Michael and Frank. -Hey. 99 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,344 -Which one's which? - Oh, my bad. 100 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,432 Uh, Michael. 101 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,520 -Michael. -Yeah. 102 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,217 -Frank. -Have we met before? 103 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,132 Yeah, I think so. 104 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,830 Oh, my God! No, dude, it's when you came up for your 21st birthday. 105 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:29,530 -What? I'm pretty sure I was blitzed that whole time. -You were. 106 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:30,835 Wait! 107 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,577 Oh, holy shit! You were with that... that dude. 108 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:36,624 The one that kept trying to get us to ditch you girls because... 109 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:39,061 -Oh, my God! -...Saturdays were for the boys. 110 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,410 -Shit! That was awesome. -Yeah. 111 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:42,020 -Yeah. -He was super awesome. 112 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:45,285 That was definitely awesome. Puka shells? 113 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,025 Yeah, nice to meet you guys too. 114 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:51,726 Anyway, here's something about good health or something, right? 115 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,380 -Yeah, take it. -Fuck dying, right? 116 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:54,381 Ooh! 117 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:59,995 It was such an eloquent toast from you all. I'm so inspired. 118 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:01,866 So, this girl tells me 119 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,042 that she wants to be buried in one of those tree urns when she goes. 120 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,522 Who are you dating? 121 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,394 And I'm like... oh, I have great taste in women, 122 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,396 you should just ask Michael. 123 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:12,181 Oh, yeah. You and Laura should start the saddest dating app ever. 124 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,966 - Nice. -We'd be millionaires. 125 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,360 Like you have like that one bad ex. 126 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,362 -No, never. Not once. -All right. 127 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,016 Frank, aren't you telling a story? 128 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,539 Oh, yeah, okay, anyhow. 129 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,194 So, then I told her that when I go, 130 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:28,632 I want my ashes to be shot out of the ocean out of a t-shirt cannon. 131 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,242 Out of the ocean though? 132 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:33,245 Into the ocean with a t-shirt cannon, sorry. I can't talk. 133 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,335 But, yeah, I think that... What's that? What did you say? 134 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,511 Well, you said out of the ocean and I was like who are you going to give... 135 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,469 No, I'm going to give it to a mermaid and she's going to shoot it out of the ocean... 136 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,515 -Guys, we can go, it's turning green. -We can go? Oh, okay. 137 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,821 Well, no, but then I was like, "I want to go to Davy Jones' locker. 138 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,301 Like I'm a fuckin' pirate, baby!" 139 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,956 Whatever, like the world is filled with mean people. 140 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,132 You're cheery. 141 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:52,961 Yeah, well, okay, but the point is like nobody thinks they're mean, right? 142 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,789 Like and then all of these mean people... 143 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:57,095 Well, actually all of us mean people 144 00:05:57,139 --> 00:06:00,272 go around using other people's meanness just for our meanness. 145 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,318 -So, it's like... -Is she always this sad? 146 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,624 Usually much sadder. 147 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,408 Oh, okay. Then good. 148 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,063 People are exactly the reason why people can't have nice things. 149 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,587 - Yeah, what? - Who do you mean? 150 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:13,329 -I don't know, people. -Yeah, well, like not everybody. 151 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,983 - Well, yeah, okay. -Most people. 152 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,639 It's kinda how it goes. People are going to people. 153 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,118 That's... Yeah, exactly. 154 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:21,511 I should know better by now. 155 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,121 Well, you can't blame yourself for that. 156 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,341 I mean, you can but you shouldn't. 157 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,389 It sounds a little like you really don't like the fact that you see good in people. 158 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,479 Ooh! 159 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:33,871 What? 160 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:42,010 Hey. 161 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,055 Hey, where did everybody go? 162 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,580 Um, Ro and Neha went for a smoke. 163 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:49,496 I don't know if Frank smokes but he went with them, so... 164 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:52,934 Yeah, sometimes we all have our vices. 165 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,601 Glad that we got that out of the way. 166 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,995 -That's it? -Just taking a break. 167 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,479 Woo! Ow! 168 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:22,659 Neha hasn't said one word since we got her food. 169 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:26,968 Fuck you! I'm trying to enjoy my food and I'd appreciate it if you didn't interrupt me. 170 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,404 Yeah, fuck you, Frank. 171 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,753 Oh, come on. Jesus! 172 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,408 You know you can just buy a slice, right? 173 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,628 I could, but I could also have a bite of yours. 174 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:37,500 -I think she's just using me for my pizza, guys. -One bite, come on. 175 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:38,501 -All right. - Definitely. 176 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:39,720 All right. Be careful, it's hot. 177 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,157 Okay. What did you do to this pizza? 178 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,375 -I bit it. - Murderer! 179 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,594 Fuck, that's hot! 180 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,248 You all right? 181 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,166 So, is it that bad? 182 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,516 Let's get this thing right here. 183 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,518 Why is it so hot? 184 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,607 Why are you eating it? They just said it's hot. 185 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,740 Why are you trying to eat it? They just said it's hot. 186 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,959 Once second, could you repeat that for a photograph? 187 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,701 They're going to go through life 188 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:07,051 with just like the tiniest bit of doubt and questioning 189 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,532 about whether they really are part cyborg or not 190 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:12,666 and then one day in college, 191 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,885 they'll finally discover that it's obviously not true 192 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,278 and they've just been lying to them the whole time. 193 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,759 And what, the lesson is to just never trust anyone 194 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,587 'cause your father is a sadistic liar 195 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,327 and you should just never trust anybody? 196 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,374 Yeah, exactly. Ro, you get me. 197 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,551 The world is a bad, bad place and you should just never trust anybody. 198 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,771 Aside from the fact that your kids are going to be super fucked up in the head, 199 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,947 they'll just be like cutting their arm open, 200 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,515 like looking for cyborg parts and shit. 201 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,604 Well, yeah, I mean those are minor details 202 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,344 but it's a great plan though, right? 203 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,433 And Michael is the one that gave me the idea for it. 204 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:45,394 Okay, look, just to be clear, I never condoned for it to go for this long. 205 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,527 How did this even come up? 206 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,704 Uh, me and Frank were having a conversation about how parents fuck up their kids. 207 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,836 -Oh, yeah, as one does. -Yeah, as one does. 208 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,098 Are your parents divorced? 209 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,797 Ooh, and the conversation takes a turn. 210 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,842 We live in the future now, of course they are. 211 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,191 Love is dead and all that shit. 212 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,933 Oh, yeah, I'm Michael, I have a dark soul. 213 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,065 Yada-yada-yada. 214 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,154 I love when Neha talks shit. 215 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,025 Yes, I'm an asshole. I agree with that, 216 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,637 but I know for a fact that you all hate your jobs. 217 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,030 Aside from the part where it just kinda dominates my life, 218 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,728 I actually enjoy my job. Yep. 219 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,644 Ro! I love you. 220 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,950 That's kinda like really unhealthy. Right? 221 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,778 No, I mean no, I get it. 222 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:25,303 It's pretty much the same for me, but I don't know. I still love it. 223 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,044 What is it that you do again? 224 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,003 -I work... -I think they're broken. 225 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:32,963 I work at a hospital as a Strategic Advancement Director. 226 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,443 Silly business. 227 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,662 Uh, yeah. 228 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,273 Wait, wait. Your job acronym is S.A.D. 229 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,753 It's like literally, sad. 230 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:43,191 Ah, it is. I never realized that. 231 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,846 You know what? I kinda love that. 232 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,458 Oh my God! If you say you love your job one more time, I might actually believe you. 233 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:55,856 I love my job as a Strategic Advancement Director 234 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:59,642 for a remote hospital in the boonies of California. 235 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:02,253 -Well, all right. -You guys are fucking weird. 236 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,038 And you guys are fucking hippies. 237 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,518 Okay, that's like the meanest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 238 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:07,737 That was pretty sick. 239 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,130 -Right? -What? 240 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,568 Fellow job lover Ro, what do you do? 241 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,222 I'm an assistant. 242 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,180 Obviously, a good one. 243 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,488 Well, it's nice to have something to show considering the hours and stuff. 244 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:23,579 Yeah, like I don't know. How do you guys know that you love your jobs? Just... 245 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,103 I don't know. Shit's just tight. 246 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,453 -Yeah. -Meanwhile on this couch, oh... 247 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,369 Oh! 248 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:35,286 And the award for the saddest high five of the evening goes to... 249 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,593 -Oh! Gross. -Hey boo, that's not fair. 250 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,116 -Oh, my God! -Get a room. 251 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,640 -Come on, girl. -Neha's watching! 252 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,643 -She's never watched that. 253 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,733 Ow! 254 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,386 That was definitely your fault. 255 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,561 Are you kidding? 256 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,129 No, that was like a hundred percent you. 257 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,045 No, you're the one that was on top and then you started to fall... 258 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,962 Oh, did you just kiss me to shut me up? 259 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,661 No, I kissed you to kiss you but that was a very nice bonus. 260 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:05,621 You're such a brat. Oh! 261 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,450 All right, that was fun. See you around. 262 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,931 Yeah, cool. See you later. 263 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,370 -I'm kidding. -I'm not. 264 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,288 I'm kidding? 265 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,726 I promise. 266 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,773 You know, it works better if you don't say it like a question. 267 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,035 I know. 268 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,478 You're actually the one who's running away 269 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,523 from everything and everyone you love in a week. 270 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,090 What? I'm not running away. 271 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,657 Pretty casual life event. 272 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,180 I know, right? 273 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,052 How's that feeling? 274 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,880 Exciting? 275 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,969 You know, it works better if you don't make it sound like a question. 276 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,579 Ooh, yeah, yeah. I know. 277 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:54,670 I mean, it's exciting. It is. It's gonna be... refreshing. 278 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,805 Where are you going again? And for what? 279 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:02,504 I'm starting out by helping a small organic farm in Spain... 280 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,680 Are you a hippie? 281 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,856 You say that like someone just stabbed you. 282 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,076 If you are, then someone did just stab me. 283 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,121 I'm not. I promise. 284 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:14,037 I mean, I promise? 285 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,085 -It's a nice farm too. -Okay. 286 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,869 Yeah, anyways. 287 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:23,786 So, yeah, I'm going to go there and then I go to London 288 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,353 for my Master's. 289 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:28,051 -For like a year. -I'm so disappointed with myself. 290 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,705 I'm sorry. What was that? 291 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,099 I'm starting a nudist commune in Berkeley. 292 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,622 Fuckin' knew it. 293 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,886 Okay, so London. 294 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,714 Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,455 Why would it go for two? 296 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:44,067 Mm-mm. I guess I'm bad at school. 297 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,765 Are you bad at school? 298 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,029 Mm-mm, more like if I get bored with it. 299 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,423 Why would you ever get bored of school? 300 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,729 I know, right? 301 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,688 No, more like if I lose interest, I guess. 302 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,908 Which would happen because...? 303 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,258 'Cause I just like signed up for this Master's 304 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,956 because I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. 305 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,044 Ah! 306 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,309 I hadn't said that out aloud yet. 307 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,572 It's really depressing. 308 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,445 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I, like you, 309 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,187 am also completely unsure of what I'm doing with my life too. 310 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,582 -Nope. -No? 311 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,975 -No. -Okay. 312 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,194 How about this? 313 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,632 I'm pretty sure that a majority of our peers 314 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:31,245 are also completely unsure of the current paths their lives are on 315 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:35,118 and the uncertainty is slowly killing them unknowingly. 316 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,729 All of us are just lost, 317 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,644 even the ones who seem like they know what they're doing, 318 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:44,606 even the ones working for Médecins Sans Frontières 319 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:50,830 saving lives just completely, overwhelmingly lost, 320 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,570 flailing at nothing. 321 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:58,794 Well, maybe not them but everyone else's super lost. 322 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,143 Life is fun. 323 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,233 Yeah. 324 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,024 Why are you cool? 325 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,636 Hmm? Oh, what? 326 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,377 That's a weird question. 327 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,901 I mean like why are you cool and why am I meeting you right now 328 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,860 before I'm about to leave for a fucking long time? 329 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,906 Stop being cool. 330 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,603 -No promises. -Stop it. 331 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:31,261 And it's because the world don't give no fucks about timing or love or... 332 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,351 or cool people being cool together... 333 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,875 -Mm-hmm. -You know what I mean. 334 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,750 Yeah, it sucks. 335 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,969 Yeah. 336 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,499 Am I going to see you tomorrow? 337 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,543 Maybe. 338 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,591 Yes. 339 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,767 Yes? 340 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,946 Sweet. 341 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,559 Ladies and gentlemen, 342 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,864 we're here... 343 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,130 -Are you drunk already? -No. 344 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,783 -Are you sure? -Are you sure? 345 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,743 Yeah, but I forgot what I was going to say. So, to you guys! 346 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,788 -Yeah! -To us! 347 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,008 -Yeah! Sure! -Cool. 348 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,141 I mean, are you going to say it? 349 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,449 I don't know about you guys, 350 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,234 but I think I'm really drunk. 351 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,454 -Me too actually. -You look very composed. 352 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,108 -You? -Yeah! 353 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,588 You couldn't tell? 354 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,503 I swear there was two people at this table... 355 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,600 I forgot how cold it is here. 356 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,646 It's also like his house. 357 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,909 It's so creepy. 358 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,999 This whole place is like made of noise. 359 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,131 Yeah. 360 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,485 Argh, ah! 361 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,486 What are you doing? 362 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,227 I'm laying down. 363 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,969 And you should know, you look great from here. 364 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,537 Mm-hmm. 365 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:44,106 And you also look great from behind and when you're above. 366 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,282 Overall anytime you're naked. 367 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:48,893 Thank you. 368 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,289 Can I have your number? 369 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,683 I just realized I don't have your number 370 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,251 and I also know that you're leaving soon 371 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,820 and it isn't exactly useful and I'm saying too many words but, yeah. 372 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,692 Yes. 373 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:09,436 To the number part or are you agreeing with this being pretty futile. 374 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,133 -Both. -Hmm. 375 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,571 Your sense of humor is kinda weird. 376 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,573 Ugh, thanks. 377 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,663 Most people say it tethers between completely unfunny and morbidly depressing 378 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,013 so, I'll take weird. 379 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,624 Mmm. 380 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,017 So, are we going to talk about how much we miss each other 381 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,715 when we never see each other again? 382 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,064 Obviously. 383 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,153 That is the perfect relationship. 384 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:34,156 We get to have all the emotional baggage 385 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,723 and none of the fun. 386 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,290 By which I mean sex. 387 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,728 -Mm-hmm. -All sadness, no sex. 388 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:44,079 Yeah, it's like when I cry myself to sleep at night when I miss you, 389 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,342 it's like nobody will be there to hold me. 390 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,170 Way to ratchet things up, Laura. 391 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,433 -Damn. -I'm kidding. It's a joke. 392 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,956 I know. 393 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,960 Honestly, this is a bummer. 394 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,223 Yeah. 395 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,096 You're gone in a week? 396 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,359 Uh-huh. 397 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,624 That's unfortunate. 398 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,499 You're just going home? Where are you from again? 399 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,980 Yeah, I'm just going to go drop my car off back in Berkeley. 400 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,722 -Ah! -Hang out there for a week. 401 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,160 I was going to see my parents, but they went to Hawaii. 402 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,031 -Well, that's pretty cold. -Nah, it's fine. 403 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,207 I see them like all the time. I saw them two weeks ago actually. 404 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,818 Ah, well, in that case, fuck, yeah, Hawaii. 405 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,168 Yeah. 406 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,012 You should just come down to LA. 407 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,318 I know, right? 408 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,105 Fuck it, do it. 409 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,937 I'm serious. Fuck it, just start your vacation early. 410 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,592 Are you serious? 411 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,028 I just said I'm serious. 412 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,554 But like are you serious, serious or you're like... 413 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:08,946 If you're about it, 414 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,949 I can take the week off 415 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,735 or well, I can probably start my weekend early. 416 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,824 You're serious. 417 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,565 Fuck, yeah, I am. 418 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,915 You just invited me to your house in LA. 419 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,004 -Do it! 420 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,484 Why are you still sitting? 421 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,268 Come on down, the weather's fine. 422 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,880 Are you talking about the bed or LA or... 423 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,622 Well, neither. I don't know. Just trying to get you to lay down. 424 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,711 I hope I don't hate you. 425 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,148 Oh, well, I'm pretty hateable 426 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:41,631 so that's almost definitely going to be very bad. 427 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,198 Damn! 428 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,374 I guess for me it's like kinda bummer to realize 429 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,290 that what I wanted to do may not actually be what I want to do. 430 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,640 Yeah, hence the life-changing move. 431 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,076 Yeah, I know. 432 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,948 It's like the most entitled thing ever to be like. 433 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,820 I feel like I'm wasting my life so I'm going to go to Europe. 434 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,300 At least you're doing something productive. 435 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,570 Sun set. 436 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:08,832 It's pretty. 437 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:18,320 Try packing for an entire year. Like it would be any smaller. 438 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:21,105 Okay, how you doing there? 439 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,238 -I have a technique with my knee. -Ah-ha! 440 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:29,331 Laura, has of course refused all help with that thing. 441 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,855 How about the stairs? Want some help now? 442 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:39,341 Welcome to my apartment which is decorated by a boy. 443 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,082 It's nice. It's clean. 444 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,953 Thanks, I like to think so. 445 00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:49,351 So, you want to unpack now or just grab food or drinks 446 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,963 or just fucking go nuts and black out and wake up in Mexico. What's up? 447 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,662 Um, food in Mexico after blacking out? 448 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,142 Yes, I like where your head's at. 449 00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,581 Yeah, so my 12-year-old self is sitting there bawling my eyes out, 450 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,844 crying about how Beanie Babies are going out of business 451 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:06,368 and they'll be gone forever and everyone's going to forget about them 452 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,370 which means one day I'll be gone forever 453 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,764 and everyone is going to forget about me. 454 00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,374 Wow! 455 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,116 Yeah, and my parents who by now are completely un-amused 456 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,031 are looking at me like, "Why?" 457 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,162 Mm-hmm. 458 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,686 I took a good second to catch my breath 459 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,079 and they go, and I wish I could do the accent better, 460 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:27,607 "Okay, well, your food is getting cold." 461 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,871 That's awesome! 462 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,525 -Yeah. -Or sad. 463 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,441 Well, I think... I think they were right though, you know. 464 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:39,488 Excellent handling of prepubescent existential crisis I think. 465 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:42,099 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 466 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,580 Yeah, so that was my very graceful first encounter 467 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,627 with the recognition of death as an inevitability. 468 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:52,501 Your turn for formative childhood memory. 469 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,634 Hmm, yours was cute and funny. 470 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:57,767 No. No, no, no. It's going to be great. 471 00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,335 Unless you like murder someone in it or something. 472 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,380 How'd you know? 473 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:03,773 Okay. 474 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,342 I remember hiding under the covers with my brother 475 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,040 because our parents were fighting outside of our room 476 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,999 which happened a lot. 477 00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:14,175 Um, and this time, 478 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:18,266 I kinda like just decided 479 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:21,051 that I was not ever going to end up 480 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:26,709 like living in a house having arguments with someone I hated. 481 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:28,624 Hmm. 482 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:29,973 -Yeah. -Hmm. 483 00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:35,022 It was like my first sense of agency, you know, 484 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,893 which is kinda depressing to have 485 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,418 and all that when you realize you can try out your own path to be 486 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,508 in response to never wanting to become your parents. 487 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,728 Yeah. 488 00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:47,991 I told you that was dark. 489 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:50,472 I'm not very good at this whole casual conversation thing. 490 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:54,128 Yeah. We're good at being bad at stuff. 491 00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:56,957 -Which, you know, fun. -Yeah. 492 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,828 We're good at being... does that make sense? 493 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,743 -Absolutely. -We're good at being bad at stuff. 494 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:03,703 -Yeah, I'll take it. -Good. 495 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:22,809 I know doing something good is better than nothing, 496 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:25,159 but like, I don't know. 497 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,945 I was starting to feel like I was just going to be like spending my entire life, 498 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:36,605 like, like I don't know, walking across the world. 499 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:39,347 Sort of like just slowly going nowhere... 500 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,001 -On foot. -Yeah, exactly. 501 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:43,090 -I get it. -Yeah, anyways. I don't know. 502 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:48,922 It was really frustrating so I quit and, yeah. 503 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:53,404 I guess I feel like going back to school will open up more doors 504 00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:55,537 so I'll probably be able to do more, you know. 505 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,886 Yeah. 506 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,801 But I don't want to be a politician though so. 507 00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:00,324 I'd hope not. 508 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:04,981 What about you? 509 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,462 What's this job you're supposed to be at in like... 510 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,553 -...five hours? 511 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:12,859 Uh, it's like... 512 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:16,210 Okay, so the people are awesome 513 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,908 and I was pretty blessed to fall into it. 514 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,607 -And? 515 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,086 I fucking hate it. 516 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:25,915 I was asking what it was, but that's good to know too. 517 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,744 Oh, right, yes, the original question. 518 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:34,228 Um, I work at a small boutique ad agency 519 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,882 as a project manager. 520 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,797 Basically I pamper clients. 521 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,104 I'm like essentially an ad man. 522 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:44,064 I'm part of the team that had a huge hand 523 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:48,242 in sending pop culture down the super productive path it's currently on. 524 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,723 It's like I'm literally one of the bad guys. 525 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:55,249 The world runs because good people do bad things. 526 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:57,686 Yeah, I agree. 527 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,036 I mean it's not nice but I feel like it's true. 528 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,298 I felt that way. 529 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:06,086 Except, you do good stuff 530 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:09,829 like preserving our environment for future generations 531 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:12,658 and you've spent all of your early 20's 532 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,703 working towards that exact goal. 533 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:17,706 Yeah, but on a personal level it's exactly the same thing, you know, 534 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,490 it's like that joke you made the other day. 535 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,406 What joke I... 536 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,800 Like the one about... 537 00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:26,933 I kinda say... I kinda say a lot of stuff, right? 538 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:28,499 -The one about... -I just say shit. 539 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,763 ...depressed doctors at MSF, you know. 540 00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:32,765 You said it like it may or may not be true so, 541 00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:34,897 I don't know, but whatever the point is it's like 542 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:37,421 you're "flailing at nothing" was the phrase. 543 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:41,991 Ah, yes that. That definitely sounds like me. 544 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,126 Yeah, I remember that. 545 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,873 So, you know how as Americans we hate being told what to do? 546 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,744 Fuck, yeah! 547 00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:57,659 We love freedom more than life itself. 548 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,487 Right, and like even if we were going to do it anyway 549 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,097 is we don't want to be told to do it. 550 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:03,534 Probably. 551 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,624 So, like as a result we have a lot of personal freedom. 552 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,235 Well, hold on. Some more than others. 553 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,106 Okay, so there's always more work to be done, 554 00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:11,847 but like generally speaking, 555 00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,763 we have more personal freedom now than we used to, you know? 556 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,373 -Yeah. -Like in my case, 557 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:20,073 I didn't like what I was doing so I quit 558 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:23,032 and now I'm literally flying across the world because I've decided to. 559 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,252 Yeah. 560 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:28,864 And it's like, we haven't really thought about what to do with all that freedom, you know. 561 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:32,563 We're like, maybe we have but like not really. 562 00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,632 You look like someone killed your cat. 563 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,329 Dana just put her two weeks in. 564 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,505 So that meeting went well. 565 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,725 -Damn! -Yeah. 566 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,206 Jim really knows how to understaff a place. 567 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,642 It's that "start-up" vibe. 568 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,689 Yeah. Yeah. 569 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,734 Well, at least there's beer in the fridge. 570 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,694 Nobody ever drinks it, but at least it's there. 571 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,531 Hey there, can I get you anymore tea? 572 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:28,707 Uh, sure. 573 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,752 Okay, give me one more minute, ma'am. 574 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,014 Thank you. 575 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,108 So, how's LA honey? 576 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:42,764 It's nice or maybe it's just like better than I imagined. 577 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:45,593 I don't know why I always thought I hated LA. 578 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:48,770 Oh, probably because you got sick when we went to Disneyland 579 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:50,685 and cried in all of the lines 580 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,774 so we never went back to Los Angeles again. 581 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:54,602 Well, no I didn't. 582 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:56,952 Yeah, yeah, you did. You don't remember? 583 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:59,955 Your brother thought it was his fault and felt bad the whole time, 584 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:01,827 which was kinda adorable. 585 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,220 -I know. -Um, I did that? 586 00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,483 You did that. Yes. Oops. 587 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:07,789 Sorry. 588 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,704 You should have seen your dad. 589 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,140 Ugh, I can imagine. 590 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:13,664 Anyway, I've been looking at apartments in London. 591 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,188 -Uh-huh. -And... 592 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:18,887 My first takeaway is that they're very expensive. 593 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,889 You're having second thoughts? 594 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:27,896 No, it's just like eye-opening and like... expensive. 595 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,030 I told you, honey, it was going to be quite a change. 596 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,512 Yeah, I know. I didn't plan it very well. 597 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,776 No, it's not that. I mean, that's all fine. 598 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,430 Well, for me at least. I'm not the one figuring out my life. 599 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,171 Well, thanks, Mom. 600 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,651 I'm sorry. 601 00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:46,088 Do you think I'm doing the right thing? 602 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:47,481 Is this like a good decision? 603 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,744 Laura, honey, I honestly can't say. 604 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,878 I mean, I think what you're doing is pretty drastic, 605 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,705 but I also can't blame you. 606 00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,447 If I was in your shoes, 607 00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,580 I might have done what you're doing. 608 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,322 I love your father very much 609 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,672 and I'm happy with where I'm at in life 610 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,805 and how I did things. 611 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,850 I mean, it wasn't easy and there were things I had to give up on the way, 612 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,852 but like I've said before, 613 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:15,074 you live in an absolutely new age. 614 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:17,076 I can't imagine things now. 615 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:22,037 I mean, I don't know what it is like for you nowadays. 616 00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:25,736 I mean, for me, I got my degree, started a family 617 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:29,392 and I've been at my job working it for 20 years. 618 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,090 It's okay. 619 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,353 The people are good and we're not destroying the earth, 620 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,746 but for me that's all I need. 621 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:38,837 But it's different now for people your age. 622 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,709 I mean, endless possibilities have been presented. 623 00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:43,580 Whether or not that's better, 624 00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:49,325 well, that is the part where I think you have to figure things out on your own. 625 00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:50,370 Yeah, but like... 626 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,895 -Okay... -Basically honey, look, 627 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:57,290 I don't have any way to know whether or not you're doing the right thing, 628 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:01,468 but you're young and you'll probably live twice as long as we will, 629 00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:04,427 so, why not, you know? 630 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:07,082 Okay, thank you. 631 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,695 You also need to come to Hawaii. 632 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,610 It's beautiful. 633 00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:16,178 Me and your dad jumped off some rocks into the ocean yesterday 634 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:17,788 -and wow! -You what? 635 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:21,923 We jumped off some rocks into the ocean. 636 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,794 It was amazing. 637 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:25,231 That's nice. 638 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:28,103 Oh, honey, you're home so soon. 639 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:30,018 How was work? Would you like a meatloaf? 640 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:33,282 Uh, I'm not going to lie, that was pretty frightening. 641 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:36,459 That's me, your worst domestic nightmare. 642 00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:37,765 Oh, God! 643 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,680 No, really, how was work? 644 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:44,728 I just stared at the computer and had a sandwich at some point 645 00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:47,949 and had some coffee, 646 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,909 stared at the computer some more, 647 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,911 had some more coffee. 648 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,390 Oh, yeah, Neha says, "Hey." 649 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:56,305 How much do you get paid to do that, again? 650 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,698 I don't know. 651 00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,005 I stopped counting because it was so much. 652 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:04,183 Oh, also I decided to just take the week off. 653 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,140 What? 654 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:07,795 Yeah, 'cause things are slow 655 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:11,451 and I've been hauling ass for months and I'm about to again in a couple of weeks 656 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:14,628 and you're here and fuck it, you know. 657 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,630 You can just do that? 658 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:20,939 We have one of those "we trust our employee" paid time off policies. 659 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,680 I think I'm blushing. 660 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:24,681 It'll be fun. 661 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:26,988 What should we do to celebrate? 662 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:32,298 Uh, I haven't thought that far. 663 00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:35,692 You know it works better when you don't say it like a question. 664 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:39,479 What I mean is I get terribly lonely sometimes. 665 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:42,525 Me too. 666 00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:46,225 You like your wine to taste like wine. 667 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:47,791 You're gonna taste it or something? 668 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:50,011 Tried really hard not to, I promise. 669 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:52,796 Hmm, what are we going to do with you? 670 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,624 We are in a wine store. 671 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,759 Is that you trying to tell me to drink myself into ruin? 672 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:00,108 Are you trying to ruin me? 673 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,892 Duh! 674 00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:05,548 Oh, good 'cause it's been a while since I've had a good ruining. 675 00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:08,725 Oh, yeah? It's like a side hobby of yours, an annual ruining? 676 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:11,076 Yeah, it's the best. You should try it. 677 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,469 Well, I'm a connoisseur of ruin. 678 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:15,471 You're fucking nuts. 679 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:16,559 Aren't we all? 680 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:21,521 -Drink? -Yeah. 681 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:22,870 What are you making? 682 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:27,048 Um, Gatorade and soda water, 683 00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:32,053 so it's a Gatorade and gin or soda water. 684 00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,794 Which one was the first one? 685 00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:36,057 "Stay free, stay true." 686 00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,626 Yeah, I think it's pretty self-explanatory. 687 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:42,542 -Hmm. No. -No? 688 00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:45,501 All right, my 18-year-old self is like, 689 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:49,070 "You're going to fucking sell out one of these days, you motherfucker. 690 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:53,248 So this is to remind you that you used to have morals." 691 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,729 Hmm, I love that. 692 00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:56,904 Yeah, that's awesome. 693 00:33:58,514 --> 00:34:01,039 I kinda think that's the point of tattoos really, you know. 694 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:04,781 Mini time capsules of whatever was important at the time. 695 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,001 Only in this case, it was important then 696 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,613 and now just well, quietly ignored every day. 697 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:14,095 Hmm, and this one? 698 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,097 -Uh, yeah. -Cut ups? 699 00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:19,318 Uh, yeah, also 18, me and my group of friends 700 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:22,321 were going to college or whatever the fuck we were doing. 701 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,627 There were five of us. 702 00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,847 We, uh... it's dumb. 703 00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:30,764 So, because we were cool as shit, 704 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:36,335 uh, we called ourselves "Cut ups", 705 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:42,080 sort of like joke bastardization of fuck ups. 706 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,733 -Right. -I don't know. 707 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:45,605 It's clever. 708 00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:50,436 We were all about to leave, so we got matching tattoos. 709 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:52,133 Yeah, Frank has one. 710 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,787 -Oh. -Yeah. 711 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:56,094 Long story short, we're idiots. 712 00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:58,879 It's my favorite one. 713 00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:00,272 -Yeah? -Yeah. 714 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,230 -A heart skewered on a big ass knife? -Mm-hmm. 715 00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:04,928 All right. 716 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,496 How about yours? 717 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,063 Does that say, "Carry on!"? 718 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,543 Mm-hmm, I know. 719 00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:13,111 -It's pretty bad. -I don't know, it's kinda cool. 720 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:18,159 I see we have this two-word phrase thing going. 721 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:20,727 Hmm, I knew I liked you for a reason. 722 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:23,338 -Story. -Mm-mm, no. 723 00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:27,951 -No? -No, it's embarrassing. 724 00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:29,692 Come on, I still want to hear it. 725 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:34,132 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 726 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,656 -You know it. Come on. -How sure? 727 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:38,136 Very sure. 728 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,747 Like you would get married with me sure? 729 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:43,271 -That's uh... -Or like you would bet your life on it, sure? 730 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:44,403 -...a really weird thing. -I know. 731 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:46,013 That one didn't really work. 732 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:49,190 Story. Story. 733 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,713 Okay, okay. 734 00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:51,801 Uhm... 735 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:57,285 So, I was very depressed in college. 736 00:35:57,329 --> 00:36:00,201 My junior year, or whenever you're 21. 737 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:01,594 -Is that junior year? -Yeah, junior year. 738 00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,640 Anyways, um, yeah, I... 739 00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:09,689 I was finished taking my finals and my roommates were also taking their finals 740 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,735 and I just kind of... 741 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:16,652 I don't know. I had a lot of time and like kind of just... 742 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:20,221 I don't know. I was pretty unhappy with things at home, 743 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,484 with how things were at school, people I was hanging out with, 744 00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:24,051 my roommates included, 745 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,488 and so I just kinda went off by myself and got a tattoo. 746 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:27,924 Hmm. 747 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,535 I guess as some sort of... 748 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,408 I don't know. It felt good. 749 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:38,152 Good enough for me I'd say. 750 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,153 Yeah. 751 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:50,730 Some friends are having a little party at their house today. 752 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:54,212 On a Wednesday? 753 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:58,216 Yeah, apparently some people follow their dreams or whatever. 754 00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,695 Yeah, they're having a little thing. 755 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,610 It's usually pretty chill. 756 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,395 Sounds like my kind of party. 757 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:06,354 How are you? Are you close with your parents? 758 00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:07,747 Are they from here? 759 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:11,664 Yeah, they were immigrants and um, yeah, I'd say so. 760 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,666 Yeah, pretty good. 761 00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:17,887 It's just sort of impossible to thank them enough, ever though, you know. 762 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:21,021 Because? 763 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:26,287 I mean, basically it's so hard for me to even imagine 764 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:29,421 giving up everything you know and have grown up with 765 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:33,294 solely in order to give your kids who haven't even been conceived yet 766 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:34,513 a better shot at things, 767 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,820 all by like the age of 25. 768 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:43,435 So, it's not even a question about them caring. 769 00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:46,002 I just feel like kind of a little shit 770 00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:52,139 every time the thought, "Why am I at a job I hate?" 771 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:55,185 Or "This is a monumental waste of my time. 772 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,665 I'm wasting my life away. Oh, my God! 773 00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:58,537 I'm wasting my life away" creeps in, you know? 774 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,843 Yeah, well, I mean it's like a very valid feeling for you 775 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,671 because advertising is useless. 776 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:09,461 -Yes, yes, yes. -I'm kidding. 777 00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:12,681 I also kinda feel like your parents wouldn't really mind if you mixed it up. 778 00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:16,685 Yeah. You're probably right. 779 00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:19,209 What did you think of me when you first met me? 780 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:23,083 Uh, first time or just last weekend? 781 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,955 First time, because I'm assuming you were in love by last weekend. 782 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:28,393 I've been yours since I was born, Laura. 783 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,874 Uh... First time. 784 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:34,877 -Honest? -No, lie to my face. 785 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:36,531 That's a pretty weird request. 786 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,925 -Come on. -Okay, all right. 787 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:42,276 You came out of I think Neha's room 788 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,540 and you sat down with us and started talking bad shit. 789 00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:48,848 Spitting vitriol and I was done for. 790 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:51,154 Also you're hot 791 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:53,200 and you were wearing these high-waisted leather pants 792 00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:55,071 and I was just dead. 793 00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:57,813 And then the guy you were with popped out and I was like, "I'm out." 794 00:38:57,857 --> 00:38:59,772 And promptly forgot about you. 795 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:03,166 Okay, so you went from like being in love to over it in like five seconds. 796 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:04,472 Probably more like one or two. 797 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:07,301 -Oh! Men! -We're fun. 798 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,000 -You're not curious? -I didn't say that. 799 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,568 What'd you think? 800 00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:16,571 And before anything, I'd like to request a pass 801 00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:17,920 because I was smashed. 802 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,792 Sure, you don't need one, but fine. 803 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:23,622 Okay, so I was on the side room with that guy I was seeing. 804 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,450 He was basically pouring his heart out to me 805 00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:26,799 because we weren't serious enough. 806 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:29,410 And every time he would pause, 807 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:33,371 there would be this huge laugh coming from the next room. 808 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,373 It was you. 809 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,984 And like the timing of it, kinda made it seem like you were laughing at him. 810 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,768 That is so brutal. 811 00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:44,904 Yeah, it was like your laugh was making me feel weirdly good 812 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:47,559 in a moment when I should not ever feel good. 813 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:52,085 And then I walked out and I was just like, "Oh, fuck!" 814 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,522 Good oh, fuck? Bad oh, fuck? 815 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,481 You've seen me naked. 816 00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:57,482 Sweet. 817 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:41,656 Good morning. 818 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,267 Look at this. 819 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:45,834 It's a Michael 820 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:49,011 in his natural habitat, hungover and asleep 821 00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:51,057 deep into the morning. 822 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,493 No, no, no. 823 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:55,235 Oh, notice how he tries to cover his eyes 824 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:57,455 with a pillow to shield them from the morning light. 825 00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:58,934 Too early for this act. 826 00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:02,721 Now, we're in for a real treat. 827 00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:04,070 We're just going to... 828 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,855 Hi, my name's Laura 829 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:11,077 and I've sailed 13 oceans and traveled 18 continents 830 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,993 waking up hungover people all over the world. 831 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:16,604 Ah-ha and here we see the wild Michael using sarcasm 832 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,388 in an attempt to ward me off 833 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:21,696 which is quite a shame because he is really very pretty. 834 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:26,309 You know, my head will probably explode if you had an accent. 835 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:27,180 I know. 836 00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:31,489 We'll put him back under his rock. 837 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,883 What do you want to do today? 838 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:41,020 I'm still kinda tired and hungover. 839 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:42,543 You and I both. 840 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:49,507 Is this what it feels like to get old and die together with someone? 841 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,683 Hmm, yeah, I think so. 842 00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:57,515 Maybe a movie? 843 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,954 Yeah, that could be nice. 844 00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:02,955 Cool. 845 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,352 We should probably put pants on. 846 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,533 Perhaps, yeah. 847 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:19,406 -What shall we see? -That looks good, no? 848 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:21,626 Comedy, yeah. I'll fuck with that. 849 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,366 I'm sorry? 850 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,325 I said, I'll fuck with that. 851 00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:28,763 -You'll fuck with that? -Yeah, it's an expression. 852 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:34,029 Yeah, he kinda brought it up a couple months ago while we were talking 853 00:42:34,073 --> 00:42:35,770 and it's just been nagging at me since. 854 00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:37,293 About how you guys met so young? 855 00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:39,992 Yeah, and I think it passed for him, 856 00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:42,255 but it's just been bothering me since. 857 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,996 Okay, I met this girl 858 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:46,259 and she's married her boyfriend of several years 859 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:50,568 and she was telling me how she felt like it was vibrant all the time. 860 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,614 Well, yeah, it's because people are always trying to seem happier than they actually are 861 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:55,311 and besides that's not for everyone. 862 00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:56,399 I know, 863 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,619 but it's just weird harsh reality 864 00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,056 that I have been on and off with John since high school 865 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:05,974 and all that time it's never been nearly as intense as she describes. 866 00:43:06,018 --> 00:43:07,759 And he is great and I love him, 867 00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:12,241 but I just couldn't shake this question of, "Are we doing this wrong?" 868 00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:17,246 And it's shitty because he's genuinely a good person. 869 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:20,249 And how many good people do you come across in your lifetime, you know? 870 00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:23,688 Well, at least you've been thinking through it very thoroughly. 871 00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:27,256 Yeah, uh, maybe too much. I don't know. 872 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:29,476 Like look at you two, 873 00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,218 it's just so apparently intense. 874 00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:34,437 Uh, no, I think it's pretty different. 875 00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:36,744 -We sort of just make shit up as we go. -Yeah. 876 00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:38,224 I don't think you should compare yourself to us. 877 00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:40,052 Besides I'm crazy, remember? 878 00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:42,663 -Yeah, that's just college. -I don't know. 879 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,579 All honesty, Neha, because we've been friends 880 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,973 for longer than either of us would like, 881 00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:50,497 I think, if something's nagging at you endlessly, 882 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:52,107 you got to quash it, you know. 883 00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:56,242 Whether by getting over it or doing something about it, 884 00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,679 you got to stitch the cut, you know what I mean? 885 00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:00,986 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. 886 00:44:02,422 --> 00:44:05,207 Well, sorry for this bummer story guys. 887 00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:07,514 - Oh, my God! No, no. - No need to worry. 888 00:44:07,557 --> 00:44:10,517 Okay, please, change the topic. Tell me about your week. 889 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,650 Um, our week has been great. 890 00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:14,564 Lots of cheap food and drink. 891 00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:16,697 Ah, what she's saying is she's been drunk the whole time. 892 00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:19,700 Um, not the whole time just part of the time. 893 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:22,747 Yeah, I mean, it's just like the weather's so nice, alright, 894 00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,313 so you have to drink in the afternoons. 895 00:44:24,357 --> 00:44:25,793 -Yeah, obviously. -And then in the evening with dinner. 896 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,926 -Yes. -And then she's totally wasted. 897 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,188 I mean... 898 00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,277 I think it's just a buzz, right? 899 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,280 I mean you can't blame her for that. 900 00:44:34,323 --> 00:44:35,368 Thank you. 901 00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:36,717 Got you, girl. 902 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,459 Oh, God, that is so hot! 903 00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:08,156 Yeah, but it's the best though, right? 904 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,811 Oh, uh, mm-hmm. Oh, Jesus! 905 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,508 You two heading out? 906 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,380 Yeah, we are actually because we're going to Runyon tomorrow. 907 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:15,468 Oh, that sucks. 908 00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,253 No, it's like a really nice hike. 909 00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:20,647 Yeah, yeah. I'll take your word for it. 910 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:22,344 It is. Hey, Seb, you riding with? 911 00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:24,172 - Yeah, I'm fucking tired. -Okay, cool. 912 00:46:24,216 --> 00:46:25,739 Well, I will see you guys soon 913 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,480 and I better see you before you leave. 914 00:46:27,523 --> 00:46:29,569 - Yes. -Post-hike lunch? 915 00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,788 -Yes? -Yes. 916 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,790 Yes. Okay, cool. Well, I'll text you. 917 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,269 See you soon. Bye, cuties. 918 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:36,010 Bye, Neha. Later on, Seb. 919 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:38,230 - Later, dude. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 920 00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:46,064 We should probably get going too, right? 921 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:50,895 I don't know, I thought it might be a cool date thing 922 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,898 to try and watch the taco truck pack up and leave, you know. 923 00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:56,291 Oh, yeah. 924 00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:57,858 No, yeah. I got a car. 925 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:01,340 Now I'm kinda set on watching the truck pack up, so. 926 00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:02,645 Okay. 927 00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:11,916 Should we talk about what happens after this week? 928 00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:15,049 Yeah, probably. 929 00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:17,878 What are your thoughts on it? 930 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:24,842 Uh, honestly I don't know. What do you think? 931 00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:27,888 Uh, kinda in the same boat. 932 00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:33,111 I guess we should probably sort it out. 933 00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:34,286 Yes. 934 00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:39,465 I mean, you are going to be several thousand miles and an ocean away. 935 00:47:39,508 --> 00:47:40,858 Yeah. 936 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:51,651 Fuck, would you wanna like stay in touch? 937 00:47:51,694 --> 00:47:54,915 Yeah, I mean, if you do. 938 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:57,613 -Yeah. -Then, fuck, yeah. 939 00:48:01,182 --> 00:48:05,012 I guess it would probably be good to leave any expectations at home. 940 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,145 Definitely, yeah. 941 00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:10,496 I just thought it would be nice to like stay in touch. 942 00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:11,540 I agree. 943 00:48:16,589 --> 00:48:17,764 The car is here. 944 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:18,896 Oh. 945 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:33,345 This is going to sound kinda weird, but... 946 00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:36,826 Go on. 947 00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:39,742 You have to admit that if we did have kids, 948 00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,048 they would be pretty cute. 949 00:48:41,092 --> 00:48:42,963 You're fucking great. 950 00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:45,009 I mean, you know I'm right. Look at us. 951 00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:47,837 -I'm not disagreeing. -Don't you think...? 952 00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:50,666 Wouldn't he and I have the most beautiful children? 953 00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:52,146 Yeah, yeah. Definitely. 954 00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,540 -Right? -Fuck, yeah. 955 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,324 I didn't disagree with you. 956 00:48:56,368 --> 00:48:58,196 -We would. -We would. 957 00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,768 I can't believe I leave tomorrow. 958 00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:08,293 Yeah, it'll be all right though. 959 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:11,165 I guess. 960 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:13,646 It's not like we're dying or anything 961 00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:16,127 which, you know, "Hooray!" 962 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:17,867 It could be worse. 963 00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:19,826 Yeah. It always could be worse. 964 00:49:19,869 --> 00:49:23,830 Yeah, it brightens my day every time I think of it. 965 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:28,443 Like, no matter how bad it is, at least you're not dead? 966 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:31,490 Exactly. Not dead in a ditch, it's a good day. 967 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:34,145 Your standards for a good day are worryingly low. 968 00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:37,017 When I'm dead, my headstone's going to have, 969 00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:40,847 "Could be worse" emblazoned across it in giant block font. 970 00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:46,984 Sort of like my final "Fuck you" to the world, you know or... 971 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,115 I don't know. 972 00:49:51,553 --> 00:49:53,251 I like you. 973 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,731 Good. I like you. 974 00:50:00,475 --> 00:50:03,739 - Sorry, dude. -Oh, no, dude, do whatever back there, man. 975 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:56,548 Got everything? 976 00:51:57,897 --> 00:51:59,725 Yes. I thought I forgot my passport for a sec. 977 00:51:59,768 --> 00:52:01,161 What time is it? 978 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:03,772 Looking for excuses to come back early already, huh? 979 00:52:03,816 --> 00:52:04,817 4:15. 980 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:06,514 Fuck. Yeah, maybe. 981 00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:08,690 So, you're saying yes? 982 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:10,692 Ooh, 10%. 983 00:52:50,123 --> 00:52:51,168 Hey. 984 00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:52,473 Hey. 985 00:52:52,517 --> 00:52:53,822 Hey. 986 00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,869 - Hey. - Hey. 987 00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:59,828 - Hey. - Hey. 988 00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:04,398 -Hey. - Hey. 989 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:09,098 So, at what point in this conversation do we start the conversation? 990 00:53:09,142 --> 00:53:10,535 Mm. 991 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:13,668 How is day 685 million 992 00:53:13,712 --> 00:53:16,367 of your European captivity going? 993 00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:19,544 I'm a little bit worried that Stockholm Syndrome has fully set in. 994 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,415 So you're just like, fully in love 995 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:25,289 with what must be a very torturous existence in England? 996 00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:27,421 It really is just awful. 997 00:53:27,465 --> 00:53:30,903 It's like my God, the British with their dry humor and well-dressed ways. 998 00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:33,122 Sounds just... unbearable. 999 00:53:34,123 --> 00:53:36,474 - I miss you. - I miss you too. 1000 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:39,651 School still going well? 1001 00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:42,958 Yeah, it's pretty relaxed. 1002 00:53:43,002 --> 00:53:46,179 -I'm halfway through. - Hey, hooray for halfway. 1003 00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:50,662 Sorry it's been so long since we talked. 1004 00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:54,448 I mean, it's a two-way street on that. 1005 00:53:54,492 --> 00:53:56,668 If you're sorry, I'm sorry. 1006 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,236 Yeah. That's true. 1007 00:54:01,673 --> 00:54:05,590 I hate this. I fucking hate this. 1008 00:54:05,633 --> 00:54:07,069 Me too. 1009 00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:08,549 It's like every time I think about you, 1010 00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:11,770 I like miss you and then I feel sadder 1011 00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:14,468 and then it's just like, "Fuck!" 1012 00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:17,515 It's just... 1013 00:54:18,472 --> 00:54:19,821 Sorry. 1014 00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:22,128 There's nothing to be sorry about. 1015 00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:24,173 Yeah, but that almost makes it worse, right? 1016 00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:27,307 'Cause it's like there's a fucking ocean between us 1017 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,091 and there's nothing we can do about it. 1018 00:54:30,049 --> 00:54:33,748 I mean, fine, like obviously we can do anything. 1019 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:37,012 But like it would be... it's like it sounds absurd. 1020 00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:39,363 Like, "Oh, Michael. Just come to London 1021 00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:41,147 and follow me while I wander around aimlessly." 1022 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:44,324 Or like, "Hey, Laura. Ditch that Master's and come to LA 1023 00:54:44,368 --> 00:54:46,718 and we can play in the sun together." 1024 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:51,288 I just wish you were here. 1025 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:52,811 Me too. 1026 00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:56,336 Well, actually I'm not choosy about here or there, 1027 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,685 but you know what I mean. 1028 00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:03,038 Anyway, so I take it things are going well? 1029 00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:10,437 Yeah, things are... yeah. 1030 00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,528 What about for you? 1031 00:55:14,572 --> 00:55:17,226 Same old, same old. 1032 00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:19,707 Frank visited the other day though, so that's cool. 1033 00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:21,056 Hmm, that's nice. 1034 00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:22,406 Yeah, that was pretty great. 1035 00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:23,972 Frank threw stuff at a bartender 1036 00:55:24,016 --> 00:55:26,148 who then gave us free drinks in return. 1037 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:28,847 I don't think it's supposed to work like that. 1038 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:30,979 I mean, she's our friend, but, yeah, me neither. 1039 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:32,677 She did threaten to kick us out. 1040 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,374 Frank has promised to return 1041 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,376 and force her to make good on her threat. 1042 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,899 He's in love with her, isn't he? 1043 00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:39,379 Yeah, right. 1044 00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:44,906 Sorry, I'm so like tired. 1045 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:50,129 I don't know I just feel like I've been very bummed all the time lately. 1046 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:51,130 Lately? 1047 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:54,655 Right. 1048 00:55:55,569 --> 00:55:58,572 Things get frustrating on this god-forsaken space rock. 1049 00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:03,011 We're all trapped here by our own choices 1050 00:56:03,055 --> 00:56:05,362 which is like paradoxical or... 1051 00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:08,060 which, whatever, you know what I mean. 1052 00:56:09,104 --> 00:56:10,932 Yeah, I know. I do know what you mean. 1053 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:12,064 It's like give them enough rope, 1054 00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:13,457 but in this case freedom is the rope 1055 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,980 and we've given it to ourselves. 1056 00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:16,590 Yeah, the world's on fire anyway. 1057 00:56:16,634 --> 00:56:20,028 It's fine. A small fire, it's still a fire though. 1058 00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:21,943 Not dead in a ditch, right? 1059 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,684 Not just yet. 1060 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,519 I miss you. 1061 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:35,392 Yeah, I miss you too. 1062 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,137 Do you think we'd be happy together? 1063 00:56:42,181 --> 00:56:46,315 Yeah, I think we'd be pretty good. 1064 00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:48,579 Yeah. 1065 00:56:51,538 --> 00:56:53,497 I worry you would hate me though. 1066 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:57,152 Well, if anyone's hateable, it's definitely you. 1067 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:58,937 Oh, boo! 1068 00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,634 Didn't see that one coming, did you? 1069 00:57:01,722 --> 00:57:03,245 I like you. 1070 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,813 I don't think it's supposed to work like that. 1071 00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:13,212 Tell me things about your life. 1072 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:31,709 Oh, my fucking fuck, dude. 1073 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:36,148 Shut the fuck up for a fucking minute. 1074 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,978 Fuck you dogs. 1075 00:57:43,068 --> 00:57:45,200 Hey, did you get that raise at least? 1076 00:57:45,244 --> 00:57:47,768 Yea, but not as much as I had asked. 1077 00:57:47,812 --> 00:57:49,814 Oh. 1078 00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:52,512 The lady who was training me decided to leave two weeks earlier than expected, 1079 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:56,037 so I'm pretty much... she was just like get over it, I guess. 1080 00:57:56,995 --> 00:58:00,738 So, now I'm just kinda like fumbling around in the dark. 1081 00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:01,913 Huh. 1082 00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:04,132 So everything is still, 1083 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:07,179 "Holy shit, this is so much more work than I ever expected and everything is broken." 1084 00:58:08,354 --> 00:58:10,182 Pretty much, yeah. 1085 00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:11,400 So it goes. 1086 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:14,491 Yeah, how is the battle of Britain going? 1087 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:17,450 You mean Laura? 1088 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,930 Yeah, how is that going? 1089 00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:22,716 Uh, it's not. 1090 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,110 Bummer. Bad? 1091 00:58:25,153 --> 00:58:26,546 No. 1092 00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:27,895 Out with a whimper. 1093 00:58:28,766 --> 00:58:30,463 So, who stopped talking to who? 1094 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:31,377 Both. 1095 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:34,249 So, her? 1096 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:37,296 Yeah, but... 1097 00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,733 -But both. 1098 00:58:39,777 --> 00:58:41,474 Well, so it goes. 1099 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:44,738 -You'll be alright. -Yeah. 1100 00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,569 Yeah, shit happens when you party naked. 1101 00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:23,298 You know, for the longest time 1102 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:25,562 I thought that I was square enough 1103 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:28,086 and I dedicated just enough to a shitty job 1104 00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,610 that I didn't even care about and I was alright with that. 1105 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:33,918 Or at least find some sort of solace elsewhere aside from work. 1106 00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:36,703 But just statistically speaking, right? 1107 00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:39,271 Because you spend most of your life at work, 1108 00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:42,100 you very quickly come to understand that if you're miserable there 1109 00:59:42,143 --> 00:59:44,319 then your life is predominantly miserable, right? 1110 00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:45,799 Aren't you going to help? 1111 00:59:45,843 --> 00:59:51,196 So... and so I left and now I am at school with you 1112 00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:53,894 and I tried a lot of things before to try to figure out 1113 00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:56,549 why I was, you know, so bummed about things. 1114 00:59:57,724 --> 00:59:59,857 But, girl, never in a million fucking years 1115 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:03,121 did I think that digging holes in a farm was going to be an answer to things. 1116 01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:05,993 You're fucking crazy for doing this for a month, you know that? 1117 01:00:06,037 --> 01:00:07,691 I feel like all I do is dig holes. 1118 01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:09,170 Oh, yeah, whatever. 1119 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:11,085 I don't believe that for a second. 1120 01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:14,306 But how are you anyway? 1121 01:00:14,349 --> 01:00:16,482 Have you been feeling better about things? 1122 01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:18,266 Yeah... 1123 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:21,269 I guess so. 1124 01:00:21,313 --> 01:00:24,664 Trying new things to see at least. 1125 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:27,188 I'm a little bit worried I'm kinda doing exactly the same thing 1126 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,537 no matter where I am. 1127 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:30,452 What, like, digging holes and shit? 1128 01:00:31,758 --> 01:00:33,847 No, that's actually new, surprisingly enough. 1129 01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:37,329 No, I just mean like the same patterns of frustrations 1130 01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:39,113 and doing the same thing in response 1131 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:42,029 and like feeling trapped and all of that. 1132 01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:46,468 Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine? 1133 01:00:47,556 --> 01:00:49,776 But I mean, you know, at least you're trying. 1134 01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:53,519 You're out and you're working toward positive at least, 1135 01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:55,260 so that's a good thing. 1136 01:00:55,303 --> 01:00:57,218 I just don't know how I feel about 1137 01:00:57,262 --> 01:00:59,917 this whole "back to the earth" thing though. 1138 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,832 -No? -It's a bit crackers, babe. 1139 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:05,444 You could give it a try. 1140 01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:08,142 Absolutely no go. 1141 01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:49,880 That bartender is definitely into you. 1142 01:01:51,316 --> 01:01:54,014 Don't fucking look right at her. 1143 01:01:54,058 --> 01:01:55,102 Dude. 1144 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,936 Now, we're in for a real treat. 1145 01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:05,896 We're just going to... 1146 01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:07,941 Hi, my name's Laura 1147 01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:12,424 and I've sailed 13 oceans and traveled 18 continents 1148 01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:15,601 waking up hungover people all over the world. 1149 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,736 Hello you. 1150 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:06,260 How are you feeling? 1151 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:10,047 Sorry. 1152 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:12,701 Honestly, immensely hungover. 1153 01:03:12,745 --> 01:03:15,008 Uh-oh, oops. 1154 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:23,974 Well, worth it. 1155 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:26,411 Good. 1156 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:29,109 You? 1157 01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:31,938 Yeah, I think I'll... 1158 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,941 I think I'll live. 1159 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:36,551 Mmm. 1160 01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:39,467 And don't you have to go? 1161 01:03:40,512 --> 01:03:42,427 You kept saying last night, 1162 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:44,733 "I'm going on an adventure tomorrow." 1163 01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:48,346 Oh, God, yeah, that sounds like me. 1164 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,426 You actually look like shit. 1165 01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:29,691 It kinda looks like you got into a fight with a semi-truck, 1166 01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:32,564 but it didn't just like hit you, it just like smoked you 1167 01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:35,262 and then just drug you for miles and miles. 1168 01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:36,916 Feel like a roadkill. 1169 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:41,181 I feel like my soul is hungover. 1170 01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:44,141 Yeah, you look like a bad day had a long night. 1171 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:46,708 What? 1172 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,060 At least the bartender seemed chill. 1173 01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:54,064 Yeah, yeah. 1174 01:04:54,107 --> 01:04:59,373 Good news is she's already put up with me smashed out of my mind so. 1175 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,201 I don't know, you're pretty bad sober. 1176 01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:10,515 Nice. 1177 01:05:11,690 --> 01:05:12,778 Good job. 1178 01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:17,826 That's loud, 1179 01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,440 but my hangover is worse. 1180 01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:25,443 Yeah, dude. It's a gun. It goes bang. 1181 01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,229 How's your... 1182 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:31,753 how's your journey to the depths of the meaninglessness of existence going? 1183 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:36,715 Ah, it's nice to get out of town for a bit. 1184 01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:40,458 Yeah, yeah. It's... it's good for the soul out here you know. 1185 01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:43,983 Let the... let the heat heal you. 1186 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:46,681 But seriously though, you should probably take some time off. 1187 01:05:46,725 --> 01:05:50,729 Yeah, maybe a little trip out of town. 1188 01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:51,730 Oh, yeah. 1189 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:53,862 Yeah, you know, whatever. 1190 01:05:53,906 --> 01:05:55,212 Uh, anyway, 1191 01:05:56,343 --> 01:05:58,606 hope your hangover likes loud noises 1192 01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:01,261 'cause it's about to get lit. 1193 01:06:01,305 --> 01:06:03,046 Freedom, baby! 1194 01:06:03,089 --> 01:06:05,091 Woo-hoo! 1195 01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:07,137 All right, you beautiful little sulk-monster, let's get some fucking drinks. 1196 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:08,965 -Now? -Yes, right now. 1197 01:06:09,008 --> 01:06:11,010 We just finished our Master's programs. Come on. 1198 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:13,317 It's like not even 11 o' clock. 1199 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,058 And come on, it doesn't matter. 1200 01:06:15,101 --> 01:06:17,538 You don't have to be sad forever. 1201 01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:20,193 Like let's go do something. Let's go get some drinks. 1202 01:06:20,237 --> 01:06:22,804 -Let's have fun. -Okay. All right, all right. 1203 01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:25,068 You do realize that you're allowed to drink when you're not sad 1204 01:06:25,111 --> 01:06:27,157 like celebrating once in a while is okay. 1205 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,810 Mm-hmm. 1206 01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:30,290 Plus, you don't have long before they ship you back to California 1207 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,466 where I hear things are just so awful. 1208 01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:33,815 What is that supposed to mean? 1209 01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:35,513 It means you have to drink to forget about that. 1210 01:06:35,556 --> 01:06:37,036 Oh! 1211 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,604 All right, well, I thought that was funny anyway. 1212 01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:42,172 You know, who gives a fuck if this degree means shit 1213 01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:43,608 all just like our first degrees. 1214 01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:47,438 It's like I'm done and I'm happy at least for now. 1215 01:06:47,481 --> 01:06:49,831 So, I might as well enjoy it, right? 1216 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,137 Right? 1217 01:06:51,181 --> 01:06:52,704 Yes! 1218 01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:54,575 Drink when you're happy, drink when you're sad, 1219 01:06:54,619 --> 01:06:55,837 the Erika story. 1220 01:06:57,143 --> 01:06:59,319 It's called hair of the dog, okay? 1221 01:06:59,363 --> 01:07:01,626 - I'm not that drunk. - It's hair of the dog. 1222 01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:03,193 If you drink it, then you get over your... 1223 01:07:03,236 --> 01:07:04,498 -Are you on drugs today? -Woo! 1224 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:07,632 Woo-hoo! Yeah, I'm on drugs bitches! 1225 01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:09,634 No, I'm not. Literally, I'm not. 1226 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,332 No, I just want to party with my boys. 1227 01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:14,334 I am so glad that you're back 1228 01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:16,336 and I can't wait to hear about everything. 1229 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,772 I'm going to get a drink, do you want something? 1230 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,078 Actually, no. I'm going to go sit outside. 1231 01:07:19,122 --> 01:07:20,688 Oh, yeah, it's so pretty outside. 1232 01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,081 Just a heads-up, Michael's out there. 1233 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,517 -Okay. That's fine. -Okay. Alright. 1234 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:38,228 Hey. 1235 01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:41,318 Hello. 1236 01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,147 Uh... 1237 01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:51,284 Good to see you. 1238 01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:52,807 You just got back, right? 1239 01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:55,071 Yeah, straight from Berlin. 1240 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:57,638 How's that jet lag? How's Germany? 1241 01:07:57,682 --> 01:08:01,947 I'm tired and Germany was great. 1242 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:05,907 -Good to hear. -Yeah. 1243 01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:08,562 So, well, shit. 1244 01:08:08,606 --> 01:08:13,785 How's everything since we, uh... 1245 01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:17,267 It's been what, half a year? 1246 01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:19,312 Yes. 1247 01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:20,748 Miss the fog yet? 1248 01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:23,838 It's actually a lot worse than you can even imagine. 1249 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:26,754 People take the day off when the sun comes out. 1250 01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:29,148 Wow, that's the saddest thing I've heard all year. 1251 01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,671 No, it was good. 1252 01:08:30,715 --> 01:08:33,935 I mean, I got sun in Berlin and I have a Master's now. 1253 01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:35,285 Yay! 1254 01:08:35,328 --> 01:08:37,200 Look at you, all educated. 1255 01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:38,418 Yeah. 1256 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,162 How are you? 1257 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:46,383 Good. Yeah. 1258 01:08:46,426 --> 01:08:49,081 Same deal with work, 1259 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:54,304 but they're paying me more now, so, that's chill. 1260 01:08:55,783 --> 01:08:59,483 How about you? What's the future like for Laura? 1261 01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:00,440 Oh, my God! 1262 01:09:00,484 --> 01:09:03,051 -Yeah, me too. -Yeah. 1263 01:09:03,095 --> 01:09:05,358 At least you've got a Master's now? 1264 01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:09,275 You know it works better if you don't say it like a question. 1265 01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:14,280 Um, yeah. 1266 01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:18,893 No, I'm still kinda in the same place and feeling the same... 1267 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:22,506 I don't even know what the word is. 1268 01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:24,943 Inherently dissatisfied. 1269 01:09:24,986 --> 01:09:27,598 -I wasn't thinking quite that sad. -Okay. 1270 01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:31,254 I'm thinking more like figuring things out still, but, yeah. 1271 01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:33,778 Inherently dissatisfied sounds better. 1272 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,739 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking around. 1273 01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:42,221 That's okay but, yeah, no. 1274 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:45,833 I'm just again trying to decide what to do. 1275 01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:47,966 Yeah, I feel that. 1276 01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:50,098 Yeah, between moving and like finding a job, 1277 01:09:51,012 --> 01:09:53,928 I don't have a ton of time to ponder, so that's nice. 1278 01:09:53,972 --> 01:09:56,801 I don't know if you know what nice means. 1279 01:09:58,019 --> 01:09:59,238 Probably not. 1280 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:05,462 How are things outside of work? 1281 01:10:06,419 --> 01:10:11,076 All right, um, a little bit of drinking, 1282 01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:13,600 a little bit of not drinking, 1283 01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:16,560 a little bit of traveling around California, 1284 01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:18,126 which has been nice. 1285 01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:19,867 -That does sound nice. -Yeah. 1286 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,434 The mountains are pretty cool. 1287 01:10:21,478 --> 01:10:25,264 They've got tons of rocks and snow. 1288 01:10:26,483 --> 01:10:30,182 Really just a bunch of stuff that you can throw at other stuff 1289 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:33,446 which is pretty much the most fun a kid could have. 1290 01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:36,841 Oh, my God! I'm glad your sense of humor is still strange. 1291 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:43,761 What about you? What kind of fun did you get into after everything? 1292 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:48,287 Ooh, uh, honestly I kinda just went out a lot. 1293 01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:53,031 Super honestly, um, 1294 01:10:53,074 --> 01:10:58,689 I was pretty miserable and did a lot of drinking. 1295 01:10:58,732 --> 01:11:01,474 -So, yeah, you know. -The healthy way out? 1296 01:11:01,518 --> 01:11:02,606 Yeah. 1297 01:11:03,824 --> 01:11:04,738 How about now? 1298 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:09,787 Better. I think. 1299 01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:12,833 Yeah, better. 1300 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:19,013 -Yeah. -I've made some changes for the better, so. 1301 01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:23,975 Uh, would you say you're doing better? 1302 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:25,324 Yeah, better. 1303 01:11:26,412 --> 01:11:28,458 Like better or...? 1304 01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:31,199 I mean, maybe better than better actually, you know. 1305 01:11:31,243 --> 01:11:33,463 Perhaps the betterest. 1306 01:11:34,681 --> 01:11:35,943 If you will. 1307 01:11:38,555 --> 01:11:39,947 Mmm. 1308 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,134 You know how when you travel 1309 01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:55,223 or like when people are traveling, they're always like, 1310 01:11:55,267 --> 01:11:58,226 "I feel so aware when I'm traveling" 1311 01:11:58,270 --> 01:12:00,925 and like discovering this new culture makes me feel 1312 01:12:00,968 --> 01:12:02,883 like all my worries are like so silly. 1313 01:12:02,927 --> 01:12:07,627 Uh, yeah, you mean the, "Going to Thailand was amazing, 1314 01:12:07,671 --> 01:12:10,456 and it's so amazing to travel the world, 1315 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,415 and life is amazing" 1316 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,547 approach to "finding yourself", 1317 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,376 also known as being rich as shit. 1318 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:21,859 And you know or pretending everything's okay. 1319 01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:24,165 Yeah. No, it's fucking bullshit, isn't it? 1320 01:12:24,209 --> 01:12:26,037 I mean, like it is and it isn't but, yeah. 1321 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,560 Hey, you don't have to convince me. 1322 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:31,303 I mean, I love traveling and food while I'm traveling. 1323 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,654 But, yeah, I mean, finding yourself on vacation 1324 01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:37,178 has gotta be probably one the worst clichés 1325 01:12:37,222 --> 01:12:40,225 this side of "everything happens for a reason." 1326 01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:43,097 Yeah, exactly. 1327 01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:45,404 Yeah, I mean like for me at least I felt like 1328 01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:51,149 the moments of traveling that were the most beneficial were when... 1329 01:12:51,192 --> 01:12:53,151 I mean, it kinda like could have been anywhere. 1330 01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:57,285 Like it was like the moments where I was the most miserably alone, you know, 1331 01:12:57,329 --> 01:12:58,809 and just had to live with myself. 1332 01:12:58,852 --> 01:13:00,767 Yeah, I'd agree with that. 1333 01:13:01,986 --> 01:13:03,379 So, I take it things are fun? 1334 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,947 No, I'm just complaining. Things are very good. 1335 01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,515 Yeah. Gotta do it sometimes. 1336 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:15,391 I gotta be honest though, I think, 1337 01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:19,656 sometimes even with living with yourself 1338 01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:23,660 and even like enjoying yourself as a person 1339 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:28,491 really doesn't lift the weight of, 1340 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:31,885 you know, what we talked about way back 1341 01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:36,716 about being trapped by having so many options. 1342 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,326 I don't know if that like... 1343 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,589 No, no. I remember it. Yeah. 1344 01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,592 No, I felt like... 1345 01:13:42,635 --> 01:13:45,333 I felt like at first, you know, 1346 01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:48,989 being present was like really helpful and like, you know, 1347 01:13:49,033 --> 01:13:51,165 just kinda like choosing how to do your things 1348 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:55,387 or like perceive experiences and stuff. 1349 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:58,738 But it kinda got tiring. 1350 01:13:58,782 --> 01:13:59,783 And like... 1351 01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:06,920 Like I know that receiving information and experiences 1352 01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:09,749 was like, of course, good for me, 1353 01:14:09,793 --> 01:14:13,231 but... I don't know. 1354 01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:15,625 I guess it kinda feels weird 1355 01:14:15,668 --> 01:14:18,802 to just be like learning about things and about yourself 1356 01:14:18,845 --> 01:14:21,369 and to like not get anywhere, 1357 01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:24,285 you know, just like I'm still completely unprepared to answer the question 1358 01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:26,113 of like what I want to do with my life. 1359 01:14:26,157 --> 01:14:28,899 And it's like after all this time and education and everything, 1360 01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:30,683 it's still like I'm doing the same shit, 1361 01:14:30,727 --> 01:14:32,468 which is, yeah, basically my fucking life. 1362 01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:40,737 I guess as long as I'm not fucking things up more. 1363 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:44,088 You know, I kinda think 1364 01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:47,004 sometimes it's the only thing you can do. 1365 01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:55,055 I did miss you. 1366 01:14:57,449 --> 01:14:58,581 I missed you too. 1367 01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:17,643 Moving back to Portland? 1368 01:15:17,687 --> 01:15:19,645 Um, no. 1369 01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:23,170 I'm going to go home, figure things out. 1370 01:15:24,345 --> 01:15:26,260 That's chill. 1371 01:15:26,304 --> 01:15:27,914 California misses you. 1372 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,742 Yeah, what? 1373 01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:34,181 I don't know. I'm just saying shit. 1374 01:15:39,143 --> 01:15:41,754 -Should we head inside? 1375 01:15:41,798 --> 01:15:44,365 Get new drinks? 1376 01:15:44,409 --> 01:15:45,541 Oh, yeah. 1377 01:15:49,109 --> 01:15:51,024 -Let's do it. -Okay. 1378 01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:13,917 What we should talk about is the graduation story. 1379 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,701 - Yeah, yeah. - Right? 1380 01:16:38,768 --> 01:16:40,204 When they're out of reach... 1381 01:16:43,947 --> 01:16:45,209 I'm tired. 1382 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:48,865 That makes sense. 1383 01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:51,607 You did literally just fly across the world. 1384 01:16:52,564 --> 01:16:53,521 True. 1385 01:16:57,264 --> 01:16:58,483 Are you trying to head out? 1386 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,703 No, I'm alright. 1387 01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:03,836 Cool. 1388 01:17:25,945 --> 01:17:27,120 I'm sorry. 1389 01:17:30,341 --> 01:17:31,429 No, don't be. 1390 01:17:40,003 --> 01:17:40,960 Hey there. 1391 01:17:44,050 --> 01:17:45,182 Hi. 1392 01:17:49,316 --> 01:17:51,928 This is new. What does it say? 1393 01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,756 Oh, yeah. 1394 01:17:54,887 --> 01:17:57,237 -Could be worse. -Oh, my God! You would. 1395 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:00,501 I try. 1396 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,268 Hi. 1397 01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:34,231 No, I'm okay. I overslept in... where are we? 1398 01:18:34,274 --> 01:18:36,363 -Echo Park. -Echo Park. 1399 01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:42,805 Okay. Okay, cool. I'll be over soon then. 1400 01:18:42,848 --> 01:18:43,980 Yeah, I'll figure it out. 1401 01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:46,156 Okay, thanks. 1402 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,119 You, uh, need a ride? 1403 01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:57,863 Oh, um... really? 1404 01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:02,433 Yeah, it's a fucking car ride not a kidney. 1405 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:03,826 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1406 01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,566 Where's your... where does your friend live? 1407 01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:07,133 Let me pull it up. 1408 01:19:07,177 --> 01:19:08,700 -It's... it's my cousin, it's... -Oh! 1409 01:19:10,571 --> 01:19:11,921 Yeah, that's right here. 1410 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:29,112 -Thanks for the ride. -No problem. 1411 01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:32,942 Uh... 1412 01:19:32,985 --> 01:19:35,335 Let me know if you're visiting again. 1413 01:19:35,379 --> 01:19:38,034 It was... it was good to see you. 1414 01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:39,687 Yeah, it was good to see you too. 1415 01:19:42,516 --> 01:19:43,866 -Have a good day. -You too. 1416 01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:46,172 Good luck with everything. 1417 01:19:46,216 --> 01:19:47,173 Thank you. 1418 01:19:48,044 --> 01:19:50,786 Thank you, again for the ride. 1419 01:19:50,829 --> 01:19:52,178 No problem. 1420 01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,477 Oh. Oh, okay. 1421 01:20:30,521 --> 01:20:31,696 All right, cool. Bye. 1422 01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:34,177 Bye. 1423 01:20:59,550 --> 01:21:01,465 You alright? 1424 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:04,250 Yeah, yeah. I'm just pretty tired. 1425 01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:06,644 It seems to be a thing with you. 1426 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:08,211 Is it? 1427 01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:12,911 Yeah, I mean, I get it. It's... it's whatever. 1428 01:21:12,955 --> 01:21:15,305 Next time we go out, 1429 01:21:15,348 --> 01:21:19,918 we should just not and like take a nap instead. 1430 01:21:19,962 --> 01:21:21,180 Okay. 1431 01:21:21,224 --> 01:21:23,182 I could... I could do that. 1432 01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:25,837 Yeah, but it's always very fun. 1433 01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:28,013 Good. 1434 01:22:14,233 --> 01:22:16,192 Hey, I'm going to head out. 1435 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,847 Try and get some sleep this time. 1436 01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:23,460 I'll see you. 1437 01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:31,294 Hi, future me. This is Michael. 1438 01:22:31,337 --> 01:22:34,993 You know that already because you're me. 1439 01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:38,910 Uh, anyhow this is day one 1440 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:43,610 of Michael's poorly planned road trip to fix his fucking head 1441 01:22:43,654 --> 01:22:46,004 or at least take some real time off. 1442 01:22:46,048 --> 01:22:49,616 I'd like to remind future me why I'm on this trip. 1443 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:52,619 This year was dumb. Last year was dumb. 1444 01:22:52,663 --> 01:22:55,448 And next year will probably be dumb. 1445 01:22:55,492 --> 01:22:59,975 I hate my job even though it's not that bad and pays well. 1446 01:23:00,018 --> 01:23:03,369 Give a shit about a girl who's hundreds of miles away 1447 01:23:03,413 --> 01:23:07,678 while another girl who's too good for me or at least seems pretty chill 1448 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,027 is waiting for my time. 1449 01:23:09,071 --> 01:23:11,247 I'm healthy, I have enough money, 1450 01:23:11,290 --> 01:23:13,553 which is pretty much anything I've ever asked for, 1451 01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:16,861 but despite my best efforts to ignore it, 1452 01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:19,211 my head is still completely fucked 1453 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:23,041 which is naturally a bit irritating. 1454 01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:25,565 And I have no idea what the fuck to do about it, 1455 01:23:25,609 --> 01:23:29,787 so I'm taking this trip to, uh, to do anything... 1456 01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:35,010 just something new, just to do something different. 1457 01:23:36,098 --> 01:23:39,405 I guess this is the best I've felt for a while, 1458 01:23:39,449 --> 01:23:41,538 probably a long time. 1459 01:23:42,495 --> 01:23:44,584 Anyway, I'm hungover 1460 01:23:44,628 --> 01:23:47,326 and seem to be out of things to say. 1461 01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:49,981 So, I'll return to this later. 1462 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,941 God speed to me I guess.