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‎彼得！

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‎（12月22日）

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‎彼得！

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‎彼得！

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‎親愛的

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‎你看

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‎我知道妳很愛聖誕節
‎但也沒必要搞上聖誕樹吧

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‎好不容易裝飾得無懈可擊了

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‎不是要跟孩子們一起裝飾嗎？

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‎我不要他們的衛生紙捲筒裝飾

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‎-裝飾一定要精緻
‎-是

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‎妳有哪裡受傷嗎？

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‎我來幫妳

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‎我只是想要這個家過一次完美聖誕節

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‎妳知道怎樣會很完美嗎？

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‎巴哈馬

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‎妳、我、孩子們、鳳梨可樂達

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‎別傻了，我們不能帶媽咪去巴哈馬

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‎而且我的妹妹們該怎麼辦？

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‎我們把鑰匙放踏墊下，她們沒問題的

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‎有好多事要做

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‎我得去取花圈、接孩子

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‎換馬桶刷，媽有腸躁症

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‎當然還要重新裝飾聖誕樹

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‎我得把禮物送到南丁格爾之家

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‎當然了，親愛的

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‎-怎樣？
‎-禮物在哪？

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‎-樓上臥室
‎-哪間臥室？我們有很多間

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‎我們的那間

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‎我們的？

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‎這也算進步了

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‎親愛的卡洛琳，是哪一袋？

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‎左邊的給家人，右邊的給南丁格爾

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‎好

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‎親愛的，是我的左邊還是床的左邊？

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‎你夠了喔，彼得

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‎好吧

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‎就這樣

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‎-聖誕快樂
‎-謝謝，聖誕快樂

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‎黛西，媽媽來了

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‎抱歉，我來了，抱歉我遲到了

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‎-媽媽來了
‎-來吧，孩子們

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‎-謝謝妳
‎-不客氣

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‎聖誕快樂

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‎-聖誕快樂
‎-再見

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‎走吧，孩子們

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‎派對好玩嗎？

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‎伊萊莎的聖誕禮物是胸罩

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‎好棒棒，伊萊莎真幸運

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‎那你呢？有吃到巧克力嗎？

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‎他吃了十塊

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‎我不想演瑪利亞，壓力太大了

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‎她是主角耶，妳不適合演配角

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‎不然妳想演什麼？羊嗎？

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‎我還得唱歌耶

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‎唉唷，這不是聖母瑪利亞嗎？

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‎是艾倫啊

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‎我不是說妳

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‎對喔，抱歉我們遲到了

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‎卡洛琳聖誕希望

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‎妳這種女士永遠不可能遲到

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‎妳來得正是時候

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‎真會說話

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‎禮物要放哪？

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‎當然是放樹下

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‎-謝謝
‎-來吧，孩子們

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‎瑪莉

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‎不是瑪莉，是卡洛琳

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‎大家好

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‎-聖誕快樂
‎-聖誕快樂

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‎艾德娜，妳兩隻鞋穿錯了

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‎她有另一雙一模一樣的

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‎你們期待聖誕劇嗎？

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‎黛西要演聖母瑪利亞

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‎媽！

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‎我在國家劇院演過聖母瑪利亞

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‎我為了拿到這個角色
‎陪睡過的人可恐怖了

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‎大家再見

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‎用跑的

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‎好，大家下車

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‎好了

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‎等一下

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‎對喔，這邊

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‎走吧，動作快

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‎東西都拿了嗎？袋子呢？

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‎非常好，我們進去吧

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‎走吧，我們進去

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‎到右邊，這邊

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‎孩子們

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‎我們一起來完成裝飾吧

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‎彼得，你真是的

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‎乾脆把這根也插在樹上吧

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‎-那個主意還蠻不錯的
‎-對啊

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‎-就是說啊，真是個好主意
‎-對

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‎跟我過來

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‎加太多了

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‎你記得上次嗎？我們弄得一塌糊塗

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‎你記得嗎？

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‎我超會做百果餡餅

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‎不過還蠻好玩的

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‎-你們在做什麼？
‎-百果餡餅

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‎看起來很不錯，做得好

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‎看看這團亂

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‎媽，外婆什麼時候會來？

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‎明天早上，寶貝

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‎妳不會跟喬安娜阿姨吵架吧？

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‎當然不會，寶貝

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‎現在可是聖誕佳節

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‎-可以請你拿著嗎？
‎-好

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‎謝謝

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‎（12月23日）

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‎媽咪，一切都非常順利

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‎這次一定會是史上最棒聖誕節

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‎-其實不完美也沒關係，寶貝
‎-當然要完美

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‎自從笨蛋父親在聖誕節拋棄我們

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‎我做了27年心理治療
‎努力重新調整聖誕節

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‎所以別說不完美也沒關係
‎因為我一定要達到完美

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‎妳叫海密許油門踩用力一點
‎因為你們已經遲到了

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‎有點小問題

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‎海密許變成菲利斯了
‎她把交易員換掉了

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‎手機給我

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‎太棒了，還有什麼我該知道的事嗎？

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‎卡洛琳聖誕希望，妳冷靜點

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‎不過是聖誕節而已

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‎這可是一年中最重要的一天

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‎我們不想住勃朗特房，太擠了

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‎而且我們需要一張非常舒服的床

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‎菲利斯會腰痛

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‎是坐骨神經痛，親愛的

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‎-我又不是老頭
‎-我們要住大臥室

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‎可是大臥室是媽咪住的

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‎她膝蓋不好
‎而且也喜歡妳的兩個小鬼頭

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‎我對他們過敏

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‎所以我們說好交換房間

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‎-再見
‎-好吧

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‎她又開始小題大作了

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‎喬安娜聖誕，妳客氣點

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‎我們應該再一個小時就到了

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‎知道了

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‎再見

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‎謝謝你送我過來

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‎維琪阿姨

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‎姊

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‎-姊
‎-維琪

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‎彼得盤子

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‎我永遠猜不到妳會怎麼出場
‎本來還希望今年會是開特技飛機來

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‎快來看我們的聖誕樹
‎裝飾都是我們自己做的

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‎天啊，妳看，是勞斯萊斯

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‎太屌了

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‎我們又到這裡了

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‎在聖誕佳節來到唐諾莊園

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‎默默無聞之地

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‎姊，妳好

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‎妳好

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‎-你好，這台車真棒
‎-你好

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‎聖誕快樂

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‎這地方真是風光明媚

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‎是的

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‎海密許，很高興終於見到你了，久仰

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‎-不是海密許，是菲利斯
‎-菲利斯

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‎海密許和喬安娜分手了

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‎衣服不錯

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‎性壓抑正流行

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‎妳這輩子終於有一次引領風潮了

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‎分了也好，聽說海密許是個討厭鬼

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‎所以你比他好多了

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‎菲利斯，歡迎

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‎-房子很漂亮
‎-是

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‎-一定花了不少錢
‎-其實沒有

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‎當初大概花了10鎊吧

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‎是我的領主祖先幾世紀前收下的

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‎所以不用太佩服，不是我的本事

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‎-我帶你去參觀，來吧
‎-好

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‎這位是我太太卡洛琳

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‎-妳好，我是菲利斯
‎-你好

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‎-歡迎
‎-幸會

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‎親愛的

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‎親愛的卡洛琳，我好像卡住了

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‎媽咪

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‎我真的卡住了

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‎-妳好
‎-妳好

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‎聖誕快樂，寶貝

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‎可以幫我按那個嗎？

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‎寶琳娜

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‎聖誕快樂，寶琳娜

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‎還是要稱妳寶琳娜音樂博士？

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‎還不是，我得先寫完論文

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‎我的箱子到了嗎？

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‎全都到了

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‎我們進去吧，好讓妳完成曠世傑作

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‎主題本來是“聖誕十二日”

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‎但妳改用化糞池主題

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‎別出心裁

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‎聖誕樹是我們和爸爸一起裝飾的

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‎完全看不出來耶

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‎我覺得裝飾得很漂亮

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‎過來親外婆一下

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‎我是維琪

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‎我是…

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‎趴下

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‎我是菲利斯

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‎喬安娜阿姨好

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‎別叫我阿姨，妳明明知道我不喜歡

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‎我的禮物在這裡面嗎？

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‎你再碰一次，我就宰了你

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‎這個包包比你的腎臟還有價值

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‎有人想翻我的包包嗎？

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‎-這些東西是哪來的？
‎-美國

212
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,125
‎妳去了哪裡？

213
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,291
‎到處都去了

214
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,291
‎我相信妳去了不少次

215
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,583
‎要說謝謝喔

216
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,958
‎謝謝維琪阿姨

217
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,000
‎妳怎麼有錢進行美國之旅？

218
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,291
‎妳一向都沒半毛錢

219
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:57,583
‎我一路借睡別人的沙發

220
00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,416
‎應該是直接睡別人吧

221
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,250
‎菲利斯，你和我姊現在

222
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,583
‎是在三個月交往期的開始還結尾？

223
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,958
‎我們在一起十個禮拜了

224
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,000
‎有人要喝酒嗎？

225
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,666
‎那我就不客氣了

226
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,541
‎真是美女如雲

227
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,916
‎眾姊妹齊聚一堂

228
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,875
‎我還記得妳們以前吵得像打仗一樣

229
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,916
‎現在四個交戰國

230
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,666
‎和平建立了美好姊妹情

231
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,791
‎真令人開心，還有…

232
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:42,833
‎向妳們迷人的母親致敬

233
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:43,750
‎約翰

234
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,208
‎伊莉莎白

235
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,083
‎-祝大家聖誕快樂
‎-聖誕快樂

236
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,750
‎聖誕快樂！

237
00:14:57,416 --> 00:14:59,125
‎這些東西是妳從哪弄來的？

238
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,458
‎我偷翻喬安娜阿姨的包包

239
00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:03,625
‎她說她會宰了我們

240
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,708
‎她是說她會宰了你

241
00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:08,375
‎坐好別動

242
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,125
‎我要幫你畫腮紅

243
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:19,625
‎這樣很棒吧？

244
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:24,166
‎棒透了，我愛聖誕節
‎應該要更常過才對

245
00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:27,416
‎彼得，請幫我續杯

246
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:30,791
‎好，親愛的

247
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,333
‎還有人要嗎？

248
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:36,791
‎沒問題

249
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,250
‎寶琳娜呢？

250
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,583
‎她在圖書館寫論文

251
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,958
‎她的論文已經寫十年了

252
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,791
‎題目是帥氣四人組為什麼會解散

253
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:51,958
‎我們都知道原因

254
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,208
‎因為羅比想要單飛

255
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,833
‎對，這我記得

256
00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:58,041
‎不是接招合唱團，是披頭四

257
00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,958
‎60年代啊

258
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:04,125
‎性愛、毒品和搖滾樂

259
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,250
‎但主要是性愛

260
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,625
‎如果寶琳娜不來找我們
‎那我們或許該去找她

261
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:18,291
‎我在圖書館有東西要給你們看
‎非常令人興奮，走吧

262
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,041
‎好，親愛的

263
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,833
‎寶琳娜，妳接下來三天
‎都要在黑漆漆的房間度過嗎？

264
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,208
‎我想要不受任何人打擾

265
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:03,541
‎寫史上最偉大搖滾樂團的終極論文

266
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,375
‎所以妳還有寫U2的論文？

267
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,500
‎菲利斯，你想看全家福嗎？

268
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,875
‎非常想看

269
00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:13,916
‎這是我小時候，喬安娜在讀大學

270
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,416
‎我是提早入學，我們根本就是雙胞胎

271
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,583
‎我們差了十歲

272
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,125
‎都45歲了還…

273
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,708
‎是35歲，我35歲

274
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,958
‎比我還年輕，有意思

275
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,250
‎不好意思，我想介紹再來幾天的行程

276
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,750
‎天啊，她還有行程表

277
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,375
‎平安夜要吃大型自助餐

278
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,416
‎所以今晚是吃開胃菜

279
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,500
‎還餓的人可以滾去犁舍

280
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:41,208
‎維琪，妳最喜歡色色的事

281
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,791
‎那是因為我還年輕，可以放縱

282
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:47,291
‎明天會有豪登聖誕遊樂會

283
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,541
‎那個活動一向都充滿樂趣

284
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,000
‎但我才剛寫到洋子

285
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,125
‎遊樂會是聖誕傳統

286
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:58,416
‎聖誕節那天
‎南丁格爾之家要演聖誕劇

287
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,708
‎我最愛在聖誕節聞老人的屎尿屁了

288
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,041
‎喬安娜，我們或許可以幫妳報名喔

289
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,416
‎可以拜託大家拿出一家人的樣子

290
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,708
‎過個美好的聖誕節嗎？

291
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,958
‎謝謝

292
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,041
‎再來是節禮日…

293
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,333
‎正好也是非常特別的一天，因為…

294
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:21,083
‎-彼得，別說了
‎-我在這天娶了人生摯愛

295
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:23,375
‎真的假的？

296
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,833
‎太棒了

297
00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,583
‎我是伴娘

298
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,541
‎-我是…
‎-老姑婆

299
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,875
‎再來說到房間

300
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:32,875
‎我們去住犁舍好了

301
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,250
‎-真的嗎？
‎-為什麼？妳的房間已經準備好了

302
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,625
‎我已經把行李搬上樓了耶

303
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,166
‎你可以再搬下來

304
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:43,166
‎我拒絕和妳在同一個屋簷下過夜

305
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,875
‎好吧

306
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,375
‎真不合聖誕精神

307
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,916
‎你真的無法說服她留下來嗎？

308
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,041
‎犁舍可不是五星級飯店

309
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,291
‎喬安娜很頑固

310
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,541
‎為此跟她吵架不值得

311
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,083
‎你如果改變心意，隨時可以回來

312
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,041
‎-你可以住我的房間
‎-你的房間？

313
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,916
‎你跟老婆不同房嗎？

314
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:14,125
‎據說我會打呼、翻身、搶被子

315
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,833
‎基本上就是很煩人

316
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,208
‎你們結婚多久了？

317
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,083
‎到節禮日就18年了

318
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,833
‎你一個人睡多久了？

319
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:25,916
‎18個月

320
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,958
‎-所以沒有…
‎-沒有

321
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,416
‎好一陣子了

322
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,208
‎可以問你一個問題嗎？

323
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,708
‎當然可以

324
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,166
‎喬安娜幾歲？

325
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,125
‎四…

326
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,500
‎是差不多30多歲吧

327
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,333
‎我覺得她是我的真命天女

328
00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,041
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

329
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:51,416
‎那就好

330
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:55,416
‎家裡沒人尊重我做的事

331
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:59,500
‎我把生命奉獻給
‎約翰、保羅、喬治和林哥

332
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:03,375
‎寶琳娜，就連披頭四
‎也沒把生命奉獻給披頭四

333
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,875
‎天啊，我真痛恨我們的小妹

334
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,583
‎妳要盤子嗎？

335
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,333
‎我不餓

336
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,416
‎食物

337
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,875
‎妳再靠近一步

338
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:20,375
‎我發誓會扯下妳的喉頭
‎纏在妳的奶子上面

339
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:22,625
‎真開不起玩笑，喬安娜

340
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:26,541
‎我還以為到了妳這年紀會比較寬容

341
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:33,916
‎這些是明天要吃的

342
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,666
‎爸在佛羅里達州

343
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:41,375
‎什麼？

344
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,250
‎妳怎麼知道？

345
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,375
‎我看到他了

346
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,500
‎遠遠看到的？

347
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,083
‎我跟他一起住

348
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,750
‎妳跟他一起住？

349
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,250
‎住了一週，也可能是兩週

350
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,083
‎還有潔姬

351
00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,166
‎潔姬？

352
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,041
‎-那是他的…
‎-媽，妳好

353
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,250
‎妳們在聊什麼？

354
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,250
‎就是聖誕節嘛

355
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,250
‎真好吃

356
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:14,083
‎媽，妳的扣子都扣錯了

357
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,958
‎我好呆，我快失智了

358
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:21,708
‎妳得幫我在南丁格爾之家報名

359
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,833
‎妳可以和喬安娜一起住

360
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,541
‎-妳要盤子嗎？
‎-謝謝

361
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,958
‎-這是妳做的嗎，寶貝？
‎-對，是明天要吃的

362
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,458
‎我竟然問你的私生活
‎我不是故意要探你隱私的

363
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,750
‎請不用在意

364
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,125
‎-婚姻就是這樣
‎-真的嗎？

365
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,291
‎真的，你很快就會知道了

366
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,666
‎非常棒

367
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,500
‎維琪，妳去佛羅里達州的時候

368
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:44,000
‎有沒有邀請什麼人來過聖誕節？

369
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,041
‎可能有

370
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,416
‎誰要從佛羅里達州過來？

371
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,083
‎妳是覺得那麼做很好

372
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:52,708
‎還是妳該先問過主人呢？

373
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:55,416
‎-他來了嗎？
‎-他們來了

374
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,791
‎是我想的那個人嗎？

375
00:22:58,625 --> 00:22:59,833
‎不會吧

376
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,875
‎寶貝，妳說的是誰？

377
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:05,250
‎不管是誰，我去開門讓他們進來

378
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,125
‎外面那麼冷

379
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,333
‎尤其是他們從佛羅里達州遠道而來

380
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:33,250
‎大家聖誕快樂

381
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,500
‎女兒們

382
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:51,958
‎我知道我們很久沒見了

383
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:58,041
‎這位是我女友潔姬

384
00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:58,958
‎大家好

385
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:02,333
‎很高興認識你們

386
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:07,625
‎天啊，這座城堡太可愛了

387
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,791
‎梅根王妃怎麼能拋下這些東西？

388
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:16,833
‎我該自我介紹，我是你的女婿

389
00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:18,791
‎-彼得
‎-沒錯

390
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,458
‎對，幸會

391
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,125
‎妳好

392
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,250
‎你好

393
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,958
‎我是喬安娜的男友菲利斯

394
00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,041
‎好

395
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:32,791
‎妳好

396
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:41,916
‎約翰

397
00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,083
‎詹姆斯

398
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,083
‎莉莉貝

399
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:54,708
‎莉莉貝？

400
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:56,375
‎伊麗莎白

401
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,666
‎你們喝茶都好正統

402
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,666
‎看看這些裝飾

403
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,416
‎這是最精彩的聖誕節

404
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,333
‎我很佩服你們會做資源回收

405
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:37,625
‎我看到那棵樹了

406
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,625
‎妳真是死性不改

407
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,083
‎完全不管其他人死活

408
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,458
‎還要別人幫妳擦屁股

409
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:47,750
‎這樣說太不公道了

410
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,708
‎他老了，對吧？

411
00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:51,416
‎都過27年了

412
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,958
‎妳有看到他的女友嗎？

413
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:55,625
‎對，看起來好像只比我大幾歲

414
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,958
‎而且他的美國口音是怎麼回事？

415
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:01,250
‎根本就是個老不死渣男

416
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,791
‎話說，你住在…

417
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,458
‎-邁阿密
‎-邁阿密？

418
00:26:05,416 --> 00:26:08,458
‎住25年了，那是我最好的決定

419
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,958
‎一月都穿短褲

420
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,250
‎下午打高爾夫球

421
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,291
‎女友沒一個是超過40歲的

422
00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:16,875
‎親愛的，你太可愛了

423
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:20,666
‎這樣我還有五年時間

424
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:24,625
‎你的英國口音也沒了

425
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,708
‎沒有也無所謂

426
00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:28,583
‎妳有聽到她說話嗎？

427
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:31,041
‎好像是在屠殺英語一樣

428
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:33,000
‎多認識她就會知道她人其實不錯

429
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:36,833
‎可惜我並不想認識她

430
00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:39,958
‎我為這次聖誕節計劃了大半年耶

431
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,250
‎這是素的嗎？

432
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,583
‎有他在，今年變成史上最糟的聖誕節

433
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,250
‎寶琳娜，妳進來幹嘛？

434
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,958
‎我就叫妳陪著媽媽，她還好吧？

435
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,208
‎她很好

436
00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:56,375
‎我一直對女王和我國抱著奇怪的忠誠

437
00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:58,708
‎願上帝保佑伊莉莎白

438
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,375
‎你愛巴著她就隨便你

439
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,500
‎知道我最不喜歡
‎當在美英國人的哪一點嗎？

440
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,750
‎哪一點？

441
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:07,833
‎沒半點

442
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,083
‎除了大家都以為他是澳洲人以外

443
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,750
‎妳竟然邀請他來，維琪

444
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:20,166
‎妳太自私了
‎妳有辦法想像自己負責任嗎？

445
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:23,000
‎像是有工作、家庭或婚姻

446
00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:25,125
‎像妳一樣嗎？叫丈夫分房睡？

447
00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:26,875
‎臥房和雙腿都緊閉著

448
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,583
‎妳搞砸了一切

449
00:27:29,666 --> 00:27:32,375
‎十全十美小姐，乾脆一切都交給妳了

450
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:35,208
‎“做多少愛，就有多少愛”
‎引自保羅麥卡尼

451
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:37,166
‎可以別對我的性生活品頭論足嗎？

452
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:38,875
‎妳們到底在裡面幹什麼？

453
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,083
‎可以出去陪妳們的父親嗎？

454
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,083
‎媽咪，妳還好嗎？

455
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:45,458
‎我很好

456
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,458
‎只是需要獨處一下

457
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,166
‎出去

458
00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:02,791
‎聖誕節的第一天，我的真愛送給我

459
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:06,000
‎一隻洋梨樹上的鷓鴣

460
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:09,375
‎聖誕節的第二天，我的真愛送給我

461
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,916
‎妳想溜到哪去？我們要同甘共苦

462
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,166
‎我在佛州和他相處了兩個禮拜

463
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,500
‎現在輪到妳們了

464
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:20,125
‎要逃就逃啊，丟下這個爛攤子給我們

465
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,250
‎聖誕歌手們，你們好

466
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,416
‎聖誕希望太太，祝妳聖誕快樂

467
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,208
‎卡洛琳，妳知道妳的聖誕節
‎為何都過得那麼不愉快嗎？

468
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:29,166
‎那是因為妳太過刻意要讓一切…

469
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,750
‎-妳應該要…
‎-順其自然

470
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:31,791
‎沒錯

471
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,791
‎喂，別碰那台勞斯萊斯

472
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,666
‎給我回來

473
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,083
‎要走就走啊

474
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:39,416
‎不用擔心妳引爆的大麻煩

475
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,875
‎我們會承擔後果

476
00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:42,750
‎你們可以閉嘴嗎？

477
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:44,750
‎抱歉

478
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,208
‎這賤人偷走了勞斯萊斯

479
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,500
‎聖誕節的第三天…

480
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:54,791
‎要巧克力消化餅嗎？

481
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,541
‎儘管拿

482
00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,291
‎一隻洋梨樹上的鷓鴣

483
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,708
‎你們會披頭四的歌嗎？

484
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:09,166
‎-維琪是開走我的勞斯萊斯嗎？
‎-菲利斯，你先別吵

485
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:15,833
‎你們應該是要跟我們一起過聖誕節吧

486
00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:19,291
‎我是這樣打算，寶貝，可以嗎？

487
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,458
‎有什麼特別的飲食習慣嗎？

488
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:25,291
‎我們什麼都吃，我們不想太麻煩妳

489
00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:30,791
‎我們採古飲食、生酮飲食
‎猶太潔食、素食，不吃麩質、精製糖

490
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:34,041
‎但可以攝取一點點咖啡因

491
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:41,375
‎卡洛琳烤一塊木頭給妳吃怎麼樣？

492
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,541
‎聽起來很不錯

493
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:47,916
‎我沒吃過木頭

494
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:49,333
‎沒有嗎？

495
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,208
‎我懂你的感受，保羅

496
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:16,541
‎我喜歡這個小傢伙

497
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,291
‎你們好

498
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:21,333
‎-你是誰？
‎-我是妳的外公

499
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,041
‎妳是黛西

500
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,416
‎也就是說你是亨利

501
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,708
‎很高興認識你們兩個

502
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,083
‎媽咪說你已經死了

503
00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:33,333
‎他看起來確實有點了無生氣，對吧？

504
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,708
‎這個嘛，說我死掉的傳言太誇大了

505
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:39,666
‎我還活得好好的

506
00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:41,958
‎我是你的外婆

507
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,666
‎我可以跟外婆一起玩嗎？

508
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,500
‎亨利，是繼外婆

509
00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:52,041
‎她開我的車去哪？
‎那台車花了我30萬元耶

510
00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:55,250
‎車上還有我價值20萬的衣服

511
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,916
‎妳發展得很好嘛，喬安娜

512
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
‎妳以前穿姊姊的二手衣服都很不開心

513
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:01,250
‎她是時尚編輯，衣服都是免費的

514
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,625
‎那不是重點

515
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,625
‎妳可以從我的衣櫃拿衣服穿

516
00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:05,958
‎我寧願去死

517
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:09,833
‎我好愛你們的英國小口音

518
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:11,708
‎感覺好像跑到了霍格華茲

519
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,833
‎妳什麼時候長出大胸部了？

520
00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:18,916
‎過來

521
00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:23,458
‎喬安娜阿姨，對不起

522
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:27,208
‎那是高價胸罩耶

523
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,875
‎要價649鎊

524
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:31,583
‎使用高級手工刺繡技法編織而成

525
00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:35,875
‎妳竟然在裡面塞臭襪子

526
00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:38,333
‎別擔心，喬安娜阿姨沒有生氣

527
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:39,916
‎有，我非常生氣

528
00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:44,750
‎還有你，眼妝大師，給我過來

529
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,791
‎他們只是小孩子，喬安娜

530
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,583
‎是妳自己要生的，我沒叫妳生

531
00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:51,625
‎這是貂毛做的

532
00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:55,916
‎我們不喜歡用動物製作化妝品

533
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,875
‎妳只喜歡誘惑富裕的老牙齒美容師

534
00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:03,583
‎我要報警

535
00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:05,166
‎因為他們偷玩妳的胸罩？

536
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,833
‎我不想坐牢

537
00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:07,833
‎不是要抓你們

538
00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:10,458
‎我的小賤人妹妹偷走了我的衣服

539
00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:11,458
‎還有我的車

540
00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:13,375
‎維琪是我們家人，她會送回來的

541
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:16,875
‎沒有訊號，我們無法離開這個鬼地方

542
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:18,875
‎妳不能在聖誕節報警

543
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:25,208
‎這裡連一格訊號都沒有

544
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,083
‎我看大家敘舊得挺順利的

545
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:31,250
‎基本面都說得差不多了

546
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:34,333
‎現在我就讓你和這些小美人獨處了

547
00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:39,208
‎讓你看看過去27年來錯過什麼

548
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:40,708
‎再見

549
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,375
‎再見

550
00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:48,625
‎看來我該幫你們找個房間

551
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:52,500
‎要一間還是兩間？

552
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:55,125
‎我們可以去住旅館，其實不會…

553
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,458
‎不行，沒關係

554
00:32:58,125 --> 00:32:59,583
‎你們就住這裡

555
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:02,583
‎妳真是親切又慷慨

556
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,375
‎謝謝妳

557
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,583
‎你們都過得像
‎查爾斯王子和卡蜜拉王妃一樣

558
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:27,083
‎（犁舍）

559
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,083
‎-試試看
‎-謝謝

560
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,375
‎好喝嗎？請享用

561
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:47,500
‎我要古典、常溫

562
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:49,041
‎看來妳看我的交友檔案了

563
00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:50,708
‎請給我酒就好

564
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:58,125
‎這裡不常出現這種點法

565
00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,125
‎我不是尋常的女人

566
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,250
‎看得出來

567
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,000
‎等一下，還沒好

568
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:14,791
‎我要攪拌一下

569
00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:27,500
‎拜託，宙斯，你這頭麻煩的小野獸

570
00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,416
‎你說什麼？

571
00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,500
‎我不是在說妳

572
00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,500
‎你那頭小牛還真粗壯

573
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,833
‎放牛過來吧

574
00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:00,916
‎來吧

575
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:05,375
‎喂，小心我的床

576
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,125
‎先等一下，我還不知道妳的名字

577
00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:08,875
‎這樣才好玩

578
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,875
‎-立刻脫掉
‎-好

579
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:12,291
‎現在呢？

580
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,333
‎好

581
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:22,208
‎這篇文章太吸引人了，寶琳娜

582
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,250
‎內容好豐富

583
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,333
‎我去把剩下的拿來

584
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,166
‎聖誕節進行得還真順利

585
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:31,250
‎先是維琪走了，現在媽又不見人影

586
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,458
‎不見人影是什麼意思？她去哪了？

587
00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:36,125
‎不知道，我整間房子都找遍了

588
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:40,875
‎還有幾箱而已

589
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:42,416
‎白蘭地？

590
00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,250
‎好

591
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,333
‎最後一箱

592
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:47,750
‎大杯？

593
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,833
‎-當然
‎-就這些了

594
00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:55,833
‎林哥

595
00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:58,083
‎林哥，是我啊，亨利

596
00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:04,041
‎（潔姬）

597
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:08,833
‎（詹姆斯）

598
00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:13,666
‎明天一定會很順利

599
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:25,791
‎媽咪？

600
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,458
‎妳還好嗎？

601
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:47,875
‎妳還好嗎？

602
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,333
‎我在寫論文

603
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,291
‎我知道

604
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:53,416
‎晚安

605
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,750
‎《金色睡衣》

606
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:12,666
‎有什麼問題嗎？

607
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:15,208
‎沒有，完全沒問題

608
00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:17,291
‎這裡有鬼嗎？

609
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:19,291
‎不是，是中央空調的原因

610
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,541
‎好

611
00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:25,458
‎好，晚安

612
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,166
‎-晚安
‎-晚安

613
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:36,625
‎-有老鼠
‎-有老鼠

614
00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:37,541
‎親愛的，宰了牠

615
00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:41,541
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-有老鼠

616
00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,625
‎那不是老鼠，牠是林哥

617
00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:46,291
‎真噁心，砍下牠的頭

618
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,166
‎真討厭鄉下地方

619
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,458
‎我的車回來了嗎？

620
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,666
‎還沒

621
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:54,583
‎晚安

622
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,250
‎-天啊，這間房子太扯了
‎-天啊

623
00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:01,000
‎我差點心臟病發
‎妳確定只有一隻嗎？

624
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,791
‎我不想在這裡過夜

625
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:18,916
‎好了

626
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,458
‎進去吧，林哥

627
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,208
‎親愛的，我不會打呼，也不會翻身

628
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:40,125
‎也不會用棉被把自己裹成繭

629
00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:42,750
‎我爸竟然來了

630
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:46,375
‎他確實有某種魅力

631
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,458
‎那是他的鬍後水的味道

632
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:50,958
‎我想取消聖誕節

633
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:51,916
‎親愛的

634
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:53,958
‎我們會應付過去的

635
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,416
‎我們聖誕希望家最擅長這個

636
00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:58,500
‎現在已經一團亂了

637
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,666
‎才不會，小傻瓜

638
00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:04,041
‎妳會想出辦法的，妳一向都沒問題

639
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:06,083
‎因為妳很棒

640
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:08,333
‎真的嗎？

641
00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:10,000
‎真的

642
00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:13,291
‎晚安

643
00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:27,166
‎晚安

644
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:34,208
‎（12月24日）

645
00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:46,166
‎這個杏仁奶真好喝，比美國的好多了

646
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,625
‎因為那是生牛乳

647
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,250
‎我有乳糖不耐症

648
00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,791
‎別擔心，我買了新的馬桶刷

649
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,083
‎我愛披頭四，寶琳娜

650
00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,166
‎這讓我想搬到利物浦

651
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,291
‎我可以帶你進佛斯林路20號

652
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,291
‎保羅麥卡尼真正的家

653
00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:06,666
‎-那裡是…
‎-披頭四和斷頭台的發源地

654
00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:09,000
‎麥克麥卡尼的喜劇音樂三人組

655
00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:09,916
‎這裡面都有寫

656
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,750
‎你覺得怎麼樣？要說真心話

657
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,958
‎太精彩了，我很喜歡

658
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,583
‎糟糕，不要又多一個了

659
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:24,125
‎今天一定會很順利

660
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,208
‎我家廚房怎麼會有機器人？

661
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:31,375
‎沒事，今天一定會很順利

662
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,500
‎親愛的，妳看起來

663
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,833
‎真美

664
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,041
‎維琪在哪？把我的衣服還來

665
00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:42,833
‎我得去打掃酒吧了

666
00:40:42,916 --> 00:40:44,125
‎好，再見

667
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,666
‎對了，我叫班

668
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,375
‎再見

669
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,291
‎-你們好
‎-早安

670
00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:18,000
‎你在躲那些女人嗎？

671
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:20,833
‎對，她們還在嘮叨個沒完

672
00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:22,791
‎我有個小任務要交給你

673
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,875
‎我們得把一頭牛救出水溝…

674
00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:28,166
‎外婆早安

675
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,833
‎亨利早安

676
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:33,958
‎我請她幫我看看小屋

677
00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:37,541
‎她對室內設計的眼光很好

678
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,666
‎她會把小屋弄得活潑一點

679
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,583
‎單身老頭無聊的家嘛

680
00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:47,208
‎總之，請你幫忙我救這頭牛

681
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:50,791
‎牠掉進水溝了，蠢牛一頭

682
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,875
‎沒問題，我來幫你

683
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,958
‎去買些軟糖之類的

684
00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,416
‎-走吧
‎-在那邊

685
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,625
‎-謝謝奶奶
‎-好，親愛的

686
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:13,291
‎-黛西
‎-我想去找朋友

687
00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,500
‎妳昨晚去哪了？

688
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:17,750
‎看星星

689
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,750
‎我本來消退的信仰，現在通通恢復了

690
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:26,375
‎卡洛琳聖誕希望，真是人如其名

691
00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:29,291
‎我們是抱著聖誕精神來幫忙的，牧師

692
00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:31,708
‎我相信我看到冠軍餡餅了喔

693
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:34,625
‎不行，我的參賽作品不能公開

694
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,875
‎請指派任務給我們吧

695
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:38,375
‎很好，沒問題

696
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:43,083
‎降臨節幸運輪需要一個主持人

697
00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:46,416
‎要是很有氣魄和個性的人

698
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,541
‎我來吧

699
00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:49,750
‎很好

700
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:53,000
‎牛糞賓果也需要幫手

701
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,041
‎喬安娜

702
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,250
‎老天爺啊

703
00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:58,791
‎祂也會很以妳為傲的

704
00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,208
‎我很明顯必須迴避餡餅攤

705
00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:03,875
‎讓我去負責二手攤販吧？

706
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:06,375
‎不用了，那邊已經有人負責了

707
00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:07,375
‎（你最愛的攤販）

708
00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:11,625
‎2鎊？

709
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:13,458
‎媽的妹妹…

710
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:14,541
‎是阿姨

711
00:43:16,666 --> 00:43:18,791
‎妳在幹什麼？

712
00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:19,958
‎為教會募款

713
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:22,291
‎-菲利斯的車呢？
‎-我不知道

714
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,166
‎-這個多少錢？
‎-1鎊

715
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,125
‎那要一萬鎊耶

716
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,083
‎我給妳2鎊

717
00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:29,750
‎-2鎊？太棒了，謝謝
‎-什麼？

718
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,500
‎多謝惠顧，聖誕快樂

719
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:33,166
‎我恨死妳了

720
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,791
‎可以不要再吵了嗎？

721
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,333
‎妳們的父親今年終於出現

722
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,750
‎我們讓他看看自己錯失了多少

723
00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,750
‎可以嗎？

724
00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:44,666
‎喬安娜

725
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,958
‎我們很高興收到妳慷慨的捐贈

726
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:51,000
‎我相信這些東西也是別人送給妳的

727
00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:52,708
‎我也看過《穿著Prada的惡魔》

728
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:55,000
‎走吧，牛糞賓果還等著妳主持

729
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:56,125
‎請跟我來

730
00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:57,791
‎走吧

731
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,208
‎妳散發著姦情的味道

732
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,166
‎媽咪！

733
00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:09,583
‎寶琳娜，投入一點

734
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,166
‎快來看哪

735
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,541
‎轉輪盤

736
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,208
‎不停地轉

737
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:17,791
‎難怪沒人要去轉

738
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,916
‎沒人知道它會停在哪

739
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:25,916
‎這又不是什麼苦悶差事
‎這可是降臨節幸運輪耶

740
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:27,625
‎獎品是什麼？

741
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:31,125
‎只要停在聖誕節
‎就能得到手織衛生紙捲筒套

742
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,375
‎太棒了

743
00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:35,791
‎中獎三次，就能得到一台車

744
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,916
‎那是我的勞斯萊斯啊

745
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:48,333
‎跟聖誕老人說再見吧

746
00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:50,333
‎聖誕老人再見

747
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,625
‎吃下去吧，亨利

748
00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:56,708
‎第二個餡餅

749
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,000
‎這裡真有聖誕氣氛

750
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,166
‎亨利，你覺得怎麼樣？

751
00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:10,666
‎我覺得有八分

752
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,458
‎餡餅得八分

753
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,041
‎八分

754
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:15,250
‎還是…

755
00:45:16,541 --> 00:45:18,125
‎還是九分？

756
00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:21,125
‎可能是九分，或是十分

757
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,666
‎十分，完美餡餅

758
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,166
‎你們好

759
00:45:25,666 --> 00:45:28,250
‎-嗨
‎-你們好

760
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,791
‎抱歉我們錯過了早餐，時差問題

761
00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:34,125
‎你在過去27年錯過了更重要的東西

762
00:45:34,208 --> 00:45:36,625
‎只是個早餐就別在意了

763
00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,208
‎卡洛琳聖誕

764
00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:40,750
‎我喜歡妳的扮裝

765
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,875
‎這是我通常的打扮，不過還是謝了

766
00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:47,500
‎我們來了，也會盡全力幫忙

767
00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:50,041
‎應該沒什麼需要幫的忙了

768
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:53,958
‎其實有件事需要你們

769
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,208
‎-妳…
‎-是

770
00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:59,000
‎我要你們扮成…

771
00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:01,708
‎這次一定行，要贏了…

772
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:04,083
‎一定行…

773
00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:11,583
‎不！

774
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:15,250
‎他從早上9點就開始喝酒了

775
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,458
‎妳打算怎麼處理？

776
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:25,083
‎好，全是三，33

777
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:35,750
‎一小杯熱牛奶跟一小盤餅乾也不錯

778
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,625
‎聖誕夫人要我節食

779
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:39,291
‎寶貝，妳怎麼了？

780
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,000
‎臭聖誕老人

781
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,208
‎我覺得他扮得很不錯

782
00:46:43,291 --> 00:46:44,916
‎幸好他們不知道真相

783
00:46:45,791 --> 00:46:48,958
‎他雖然沒聯絡，不代表他不想聯絡

784
00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:52,083
‎他連聖誕卡片都沒寄

785
00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:53,833
‎妳走吧，艾絲美

786
00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:55,250
‎聖誕快樂

787
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:56,375
‎潔姬，下一個是誰？

788
00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:58,958
‎聖誕老人，這是伊莎貝拉，她很乖

789
00:46:59,041 --> 00:47:00,583
‎謝謝妳，潔姬

790
00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,208
‎潔姬是我最愛的精靈

791
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:04,958
‎小姐，妳找我有什麼事嗎？

792
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:07,541
‎我們必須學會原諒

793
00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:09,916
‎尤其是在這個佳節時光

794
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:12,958
‎我不懂妳看到他怎麼受得了

795
00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,041
‎妳可能真的是個天使

796
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,291
‎我的聖誕小寶貝啊

797
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:22,333
‎我們無法控制別人或他們做的事

798
00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:26,083
‎我們只能控制自己的反應

799
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:31,916
‎拜託再給我一次機會

800
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,500
‎菲利斯，你不覺得該換別人玩了嗎？

801
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,833
‎不…

802
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:43,500
‎幸運輪就由我包下吧

803
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,708
‎這樣也可以

804
00:47:46,791 --> 00:47:47,791
‎轉吧

805
00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:55,708
‎好了，孩子們，先等一下

806
00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:57,625
‎我會跟你們每個人都聊聊

807
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:02,333
‎不過你們現在
‎先跟著我最愛的精靈去聖誕工坊吧

808
00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:03,416
‎正點喔

809
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,500
‎別跟聖誕夫人說我講了這句話

810
00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:11,125
‎你算哪門子的聖誕老人？
‎拋妻棄子的那種？

811
00:48:11,208 --> 00:48:13,625
‎總有一天，我會找你好好談談

812
00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:16,166
‎難道還能是別種嗎，聖誕老人？

813
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:17,833
‎不是現在

814
00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:20,416
‎我還得找一個更重要的人說話

815
00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:26,166
‎他其實正在努力

816
00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:28,125
‎對，非常煩人

817
00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:45,166
‎我知道你不是真的，我快13歲了

818
00:48:46,041 --> 00:48:47,750
‎我當然不是真的聖誕老人

819
00:48:47,833 --> 00:48:50,000
‎我是在幫他代班，大家都知道

820
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:51,833
‎我是妳外公

821
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
‎你本來根本不知道有我這個外孫女

822
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,291
‎我當然知道

823
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,583
‎而且還很期待妳明天的獨唱

824
00:48:59,666 --> 00:49:01,083
‎我聽說妳很厲害

825
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,791
‎我說錯什麼了嗎？

826
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:09,000
‎我唱歌非常難聽

827
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:11,250
‎如果是這樣，他們也不會叫妳上台

828
00:49:12,541 --> 00:49:14,083
‎是媽媽逼我的

829
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:17,125
‎她捐了很多錢給南丁格爾之家

830
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,333
‎讓他們選我演出

831
00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:20,541
‎他們選妳是因為妳是最優秀的

832
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,000
‎我不是

833
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,666
‎只要妳有足夠的勇氣上台唱歌

834
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:32,041
‎就算從頭走音到尾，也不會有人注意

835
00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:32,958
‎真的嗎？

836
00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:36,250
‎我穿得跟聖誕老人一樣，也沒人在意

837
00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:41,208
‎妳的一生中，會遇到很多人有意見

838
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:43,875
‎知道我都怎麼做嗎？管他們去死

839
00:49:48,958 --> 00:49:50,916
‎-可以問你一個問題嗎？
‎-當然可以

840
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:56,666
‎你為什麼離開外婆和媽媽她們？

841
00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,250
‎問得好

842
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,541
‎妳有沒有某個很美的東西

843
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:08,083
‎妳很愛的東西

844
00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:10,666
‎後來弄丟了？

845
00:50:11,916 --> 00:50:17,208
‎所以妳只要看到，或甚至是想到

846
00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:19,833
‎都會感到難過？

847
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,625
‎在照片上，在詩裡面

848
00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:26,291
‎妳不得不把它藏起來

849
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,875
‎想盡辦法藏在某處

850
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,333
‎逃跑

851
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:36,041
‎這樣妳才能不再難過

852
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,125
‎你又要離開了嗎？

853
00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:42,250
‎不會，寶貝

854
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:45,791
‎外公已經逃夠了

855
00:50:56,666 --> 00:50:57,708
‎你能相信

856
00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:01,166
‎我得贏光這些才能拿回我的車嗎？

857
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:11,166
‎你跟大家感情培養得如何？

858
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:13,250
‎培養感情？

859
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,833
‎這個說法我可不會用在你們家身上

860
00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:20,333
‎他們其實不能算我家人

861
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,916
‎只有其中一個是

862
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,500
‎聖誕快樂

863
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,333
‎聖誕快樂，聖誕老人

864
00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:36,416
‎真希望奶奶能看到我現在的樣子

865
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,833
‎她一定會很愛在皇宮過聖誕節

866
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:42,875
‎你穿那套聖誕服裝好性感

867
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:45,208
‎沒有妳，我該怎麼辦？

868
00:51:45,916 --> 00:51:47,000
‎你不會沒有我

869
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,291
‎我差點就失去妳了

870
00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:51,791
‎妳在浴室待那麼久
‎我還以為會是皺巴巴的棗子走出來

871
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:56,583
‎詹姆斯，你好可愛

872
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,250
‎誰把熱水用光了？

873
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:14,583
‎看看是誰來了，是過去的聖誕精靈

874
00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:16,333
‎小弟，你好嗎？

875
00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:19,833
‎約翰，原來你今天要來一起吃午餐

876
00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:21,875
‎對，我每年聖誕節都會來

877
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:25,958
‎我就像不速之客，每次都會出現

878
00:52:26,041 --> 00:52:28,166
‎不過你倒不喜歡出現，對吧？

879
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:34,250
‎你想見我的家人，現在也見過了
‎他們就是惡夢一場

880
00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:38,708
‎可以在我失去理智前
‎趕快回倫敦嗎？

881
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,125
‎親愛的

882
00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,041
‎親愛的

883
00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:46,166
‎今天是平安夜

884
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,625
‎只剩兩天了

885
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,583
‎寶貝，家人最重要

886
00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:57,875
‎好吧

887
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:00,250
‎我愛妳

888
00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:20,125
‎我幫妳做了一些餐點

889
00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:25,708
‎純素、無麩質，外加一點咖啡因

890
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:28,041
‎太棒了

891
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:30,708
‎看起來很營養

892
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:34,333
‎而且馬廄裡隨時都有燕麥可以吃

893
00:53:40,375 --> 00:53:43,541
‎我告訴你們，我竟然得用冷水沖澡

894
00:53:43,625 --> 00:53:46,291
‎我們的淋浴間像蒸氣室一樣

895
00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:48,125
‎我在裡面待了一個小時

896
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:49,166
‎什麼？

897
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,791
‎對了，潔姬

898
00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:53,500
‎我可能該和妳談談

899
00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:55,375
‎公平分配熱水的事情

900
00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:57,875
‎這種老房子的狀況時好時壞

901
00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:59,791
‎更別提還有用電問題

902
00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:03,000
‎至少妳的衣服拿回來了

903
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,083
‎我恨妳

904
00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:09,958
‎可以請大家在這48小時好好相處

905
00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:12,666
‎暫時放下彼此的不和嗎？

906
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,041
‎-說得好
‎-不關你的事

907
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:18,375
‎孩子們呢？

908
00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:20,000
‎他們已經吃過了，媽咪

909
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:23,750
‎我想說大人獨處一下也不錯

910
00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:28,666
‎是，大家先敬一杯吧

911
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,833
‎彼得，可以由我來嗎？

912
00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:33,333
‎當然可以

913
00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:34,625
‎敬拋家棄子

914
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,333
‎不是

915
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,583
‎我想說的是

916
00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,750
‎我明白已經過了很多年

917
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,541
‎敬輕描淡寫

918
00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:45,458
‎可以吃飯了嗎？

919
00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:48,458
‎拜託一下，你給我閉嘴

920
00:54:48,541 --> 00:54:51,291
‎你的幽默感留在殖民地啦？

921
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:55,666
‎我要把拳頭從你嘴巴深深塞進去
‎你還得照大腸鏡才能把它拿出來

922
00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:58,583
‎我要和你決鬥

923
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:03,625
‎我和這位美國洋基佬
‎在黃昏進行手槍對決

924
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,500
‎不用，我們用美國人的作法

925
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,833
‎現在就出去解決

926
00:55:08,416 --> 00:55:09,250
‎非常好

927
00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:11,291
‎別這樣，詹姆斯、約翰

928
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,500
‎他們真的要打架嗎？

929
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:51,375
‎-約翰伯伯加油
‎-我賭爸會贏

930
00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,666
‎-加油
‎-爸，加油

931
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,000
‎-加油
‎-幹掉他

932
00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:56,083
‎天啊

933
00:56:03,916 --> 00:56:05,666
‎你在做什麼？

934
00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:08,208
‎-約翰伯伯加油
‎-約翰加油

935
00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:10,875
‎-加油
‎-加油，上啊

936
00:56:10,958 --> 00:56:12,208
‎加油

937
00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:13,291
‎打他

938
00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:15,250
‎伯伯加油

939
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,708
‎小心，約翰，快蹲下

940
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:23,750
‎你們美國人有什麼毛病？
‎怎麼不照正常規則就好？

941
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,416
‎-上啊，爸，踢他
‎-天啊

942
00:56:30,916 --> 00:56:32,666
‎-動手
‎-加油

943
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:35,708
‎-上吧，你絕對打得贏他
‎-加油

944
00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:39,541
‎伊莉莎白，拜託妳穿件衣服吧

945
00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:43,833
‎好像很痛

946
00:56:43,916 --> 00:56:45,791
‎你對我來說已經死了

947
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,791
‎你對全家來說已經死了

948
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:49,250
‎讓開

949
00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:52,416
‎你不值得我動手

950
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,916
‎你現在可以把話說完了

951
00:56:57,625 --> 00:56:58,708
‎我贏了

952
00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:02,875
‎沒問題

953
00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:11,958
‎潔姬

954
00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,041
‎天啊

955
00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,250
‎這是真的嗎？

956
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,666
‎真的是真的嗎？

957
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:24,583
‎妳讓我的心都笑了

958
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,416
‎妳讓我想長生不老

959
00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:32,416
‎所以我希望妳能陪我一輩子

960
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:36,750
‎我想娶你，也希望妳想嫁給我

961
00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:39,291
‎詹姆斯

962
00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:42,416
‎我願意…

963
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,916
‎恭喜

964
00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:19,750
‎她們一定很難接受

965
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,083
‎你去陪女兒吧

966
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:28,833
‎妳真是好女人

967
00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:30,875
‎我知道

968
00:58:56,875 --> 00:58:57,875
‎女兒

969
00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,250
‎我本來心中有個計畫

970
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,416
‎想好事情會怎麼發展

971
00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:08,791
‎這跟我想的不太一樣

972
00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:12,833
‎不然你以為會怎樣？

973
00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:16,500
‎你去美國那麼久，從來沒想過我們

974
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:18,166
‎不是這樣的

975
00:59:18,666 --> 00:59:19,500
‎是嗎？

976
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:25,208
‎那我該找郵局談談
‎幾十年來失蹤的生日卡片和聖誕禮物

977
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:29,625
‎妳們什麼都不缺

978
00:59:32,291 --> 00:59:33,625
‎有房子能住

979
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,000
‎有大學能讀

980
00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:38,625
‎婚禮也成功落幕

981
00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:42,166
‎那是媽的功勞

982
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,291
‎用的是我的錢

983
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,708
‎是的話她一定會說

984
00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:50,166
‎我們都同意這樣比較好

985
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,291
‎我當時並不適合當爸爸

986
01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:02,916
‎你對我們一無所知

987
01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:05,125
‎妳們的媽媽都有告訴我

988
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:08,250
‎我一直非常以妳們為傲

989
01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,208
‎卻又如此疏遠

990
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:16,125
‎我當時承受著無比的痛楚

991
01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:21,708
‎我只差一點點就要造成…

992
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:26,750
‎無可挽救的傷害

993
01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:31,333
‎相信我

994
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,708
‎離開是正確的做法

995
01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:35,875
‎至少在當時是對的

996
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,250
‎我願意付出一切代價

997
01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:45,541
‎讓我能再次成為這個家的一分子

998
01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:06,791
‎爸

999
01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:13,208
‎什麼？

1000
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:19,750
‎我們要去酒吧

1001
01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:22,041
‎你要一起去嗎？

1002
01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:28,333
‎我想去

1003
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:54,458
‎原來卡洛琳是妳的姊姊

1004
01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:56,208
‎你看起來很驚訝

1005
01:01:56,291 --> 01:01:58,333
‎妳們差很多

1006
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:00,625
‎沒錯，再幫我們上幾杯啤酒

1007
01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:01,958
‎好，馬上來

1008
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:09,416
‎我哪裡也不去

1009
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:13,041
‎我哪裡也不去

1010
01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:23,958
‎你們點的東西來了
‎六杯啤酒和六包洋芋片

1011
01:02:29,583 --> 01:02:33,666
‎雖然不是我美麗老婆準備的大餐

1012
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:34,791
‎不過還是請用吧

1013
01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:38,208
‎詹姆斯，潔姬看到一定會心臟病發

1014
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:40,708
‎我現在是跟女兒在一起

1015
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:44,458
‎別抱怨我吃個一包洋芋片

1016
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,833
‎-敬爸爸
‎-對

1017
01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:49,458
‎-爸爸
‎-喬安娜

1018
01:02:49,541 --> 01:02:50,666
‎乾杯

1019
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:53,875
‎這個樂團很棒

1020
01:02:58,041 --> 01:02:59,458
‎我有事要告訴你們

1021
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:02,041
‎妳是女同志

1022
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,166
‎-妳每年聖誕節都會告訴我們
‎-什麼？

1023
01:03:05,416 --> 01:03:07,541
‎對，她每年都會向我們出櫃

1024
01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:10,208
‎卻從來都沒提出證據

1025
01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:11,416
‎我不喜歡男人

1026
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,583
‎我也不喜歡男人

1027
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:14,375
‎我只是喜歡跟他們睡覺

1028
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,083
‎等等，那我有什麼用？

1029
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:17,333
‎彼得

1030
01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:21,958
‎天啊，聖誕節真的來了

1031
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:25,375
‎-他像聖誕老人一樣，只會來一…
‎-別說

1032
01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:28,833
‎親愛的，妳想喝威士忌嗎？

1033
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:30,500
‎要，我要喝

1034
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:32,916
‎好主意，服務生

1035
01:03:33,750 --> 01:03:35,625
‎幫我女兒們上一輪威士忌

1036
01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:36,708
‎好

1037
01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:46,166
‎我和你每年都會幫媽採買

1038
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:48,833
‎到牛津大街看聖誕燈

1039
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:50,958
‎太夢幻了

1040
01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:53,875
‎你那時是世界上最棒的爸爸

1041
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
‎全家人都有去

1042
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:59,875
‎其他人去購物，妳只想待在我身邊

1043
01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:03,250
‎那是我人生中最美好的時光

1044
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:05,750
‎我好想你

1045
01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:10,333
‎我在那天聖誕節早上到處找你

1046
01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:13,291
‎之後每年聖誕節也都在找你

1047
01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:16,708
‎我已經來了，寶貝

1048
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,708
‎沒錯，你來了

1049
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:29,333
‎威士忌

1050
01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:31,708
‎謝謝妳，喬安娜

1051
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:34,958
‎大家乾杯

1052
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,875
‎太恐怖了，哇靠

1053
01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:41,458
‎聖誕快樂

1054
01:04:41,541 --> 01:04:44,375
‎為我帶來好消息

1055
01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:46,958
‎她在看我

1056
01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:53,041
‎沒錯，她在看妳

1057
01:04:55,583 --> 01:05:01,708
‎給我好消息

1058
01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:06,333
‎祝大家聖誕快樂

1059
01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:08,541
‎謝謝大家

1060
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:11,083
‎好了，安靜下來

1061
01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:14,958
‎各位女士先生，不曉得你們知不知道

1062
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:18,041
‎我們今晚準備了特別驚喜

1063
01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:19,166
‎跟不知道的人說一聲

1064
01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:22,541
‎今晚聖誕姊妹蒞臨現場了

1065
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:25,000
‎來吧，請上台

1066
01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:27,083
‎麻煩各位小姐

1067
01:05:27,666 --> 01:05:29,083
‎為我們唱首歌

1068
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,875
‎犁舍的大家好

1069
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,000
‎我們是聖誕姊妹

1070
01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:41,375
‎我們今晚有一位非常特別的嘉賓

1071
01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,208
‎傳說中的神祕男人

1072
01:05:43,291 --> 01:05:45,333
‎我們的父親詹姆斯聖誕

1073
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:48,333
‎聖誕老人回來了

1074
01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:55,291
‎-妳們想唱什麼？
‎-來吧，爸爸

1075
01:05:57,375 --> 01:05:58,708
‎我們…

1076
01:05:58,791 --> 01:06:02,958
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1077
01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:05,750
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1078
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:09,041
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1079
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,958
‎還有新年快樂

1080
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:17,625
‎我們為你和家人帶來好消息

1081
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,375
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1082
01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:23,208
‎還有新年快樂

1083
01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:25,958
‎我們都想吃聖誕布丁

1084
01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:29,041
‎我們都想吃聖誕布丁

1085
01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:31,958
‎我們都想吃聖誕布丁

1086
01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:34,375
‎所以拿一點出來吧

1087
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:40,083
‎我們為你和家人帶來好消息

1088
01:06:40,166 --> 01:06:43,250
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1089
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,333
‎還有新年快樂

1090
01:06:45,416 --> 01:06:46,541
‎再一次！

1091
01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,958
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1092
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:51,416
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1093
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,541
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1094
01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:55,750
‎還有新年快樂

1095
01:06:55,833 --> 01:07:00,041
‎我們為你和家人帶來好消息

1096
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:02,916
‎我們祝你聖誕快樂

1097
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:09,333
‎還有新年快樂

1098
01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,416
‎你們看，是潔姬耶

1099
01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:18,500
‎紐約客遇上約克郡

1100
01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:21,208
‎我的家族傳統對上你們的傳統

1101
01:08:21,291 --> 01:08:22,375
‎驚喜！

1102
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,666
‎她把房子給炸了

1103
01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:47,750
‎好厲害！

1104
01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:53,708
‎我的天啊

1105
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,000
‎哇靠

1106
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:10,750
‎你去睡吧，彼得，這裡我來處理

1107
01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:13,250
‎-你人太好了，約翰
‎-不用客氣

1108
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:16,291
‎這些東西你比較懂，我先睡了

1109
01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:18,208
‎去吧，睡個好覺

1110
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,250
‎是聖誕球

1111
01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:36,041
‎好

1112
01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:49,208
‎孩子們，你們還好嗎？

1113
01:09:49,291 --> 01:09:50,750
‎家裡停電了

1114
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:55,458
‎爸爸，家裡如果沒有燈
‎聖誕老人要怎麼找到我們？

1115
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:58,375
‎現代科技很發達，亨利

1116
01:09:58,458 --> 01:10:00,541
‎聖誕老人現在是靠雷達導航

1117
01:10:01,041 --> 01:10:03,458
‎他還是看不到我們

1118
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:05,750
‎雖然你不知道，但是呢

1119
01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:10,958
‎馴鹿魯道夫在去年聖誕節

1120
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:14,791
‎收到一副超厲害夜視鏡

1121
01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:16,166
‎正是為了處理這種情況

1122
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:18,833
‎-太好了
‎-確實很好

1123
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:23,916
‎給你們毯子，很冷喔

1124
01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:30,375
‎我愛你們兩個，快睡覺，好嗎？

1125
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:32,833
‎因為明天早上就是聖誕節了

1126
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:37,041
‎-爸晚安
‎-晚安

1127
01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:42,625
‎這些

1128
01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:46,166
‎有好多食物

1129
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:48,666
‎對，放外面應該沒關係

1130
01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:52,375
‎-你太太竟然喝那麼醉
‎-是

1131
01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:55,083
‎她應該是在樓上睡死了

1132
01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:59,000
‎我相信她到明天早上
‎就會恢復熱情洋溢的樣子

1133
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:02,833
‎來吧，你還能再捧一個嗎？

1134
01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:03,750
‎可以

1135
01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:07,250
‎這鍋很大，來囉

1136
01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:11,541
‎-那到底是什麼東西？
‎-總之就是非常重

1137
01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:12,625
‎好臭

1138
01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:14,375
‎快點回來喔

1139
01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:15,916
‎還有很多

1140
01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:26,958
‎非常好

1141
01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,541
‎到了

1142
01:11:32,916 --> 01:11:34,041
‎去幫忙

1143
01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:37,500
‎-妳好愛指使人
‎-你還沒見識過我的真本領

1144
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:39,291
‎可以嗎？非常好

1145
01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:41,375
‎好

1146
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:43,375
‎-彼得
‎-什麼事？

1147
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:44,791
‎狐狸怎麼辦？

1148
01:11:45,375 --> 01:11:47,625
‎狐狸不會進去的，沒問題

1149
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,958
‎我真的很抱歉

1150
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
‎別在意

1151
01:12:03,125 --> 01:12:04,166
‎完全沒關係

1152
01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:06,583
‎我可以幫什麼忙嗎？

1153
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:08,166
‎不用麻煩了

1154
01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:10,500
‎約翰正在進行修繕

1155
01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:13,708
‎希望明天早上就會有電

1156
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:14,791
‎卡洛琳還好嗎？

1157
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:17,833
‎她很好

1158
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:20,916
‎她睡死了，所以她很好

1159
01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,166
‎我一定睡不著覺

1160
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:30,208
‎菲利斯？

1161
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,375
‎-你在做什麼？
‎-我有點忙，親愛的

1162
01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,083
‎卡洛琳，妳在裡面嗎？

1163
01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:36,500
‎電力有機會回來嗎？

1164
01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:41,708
‎我的電力非常足夠，謝謝

1165
01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:47,500
‎我們兩個就能提供整座山頭的電力

1166
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:57,916
‎妳真的是很出色的女人

1167
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,750
‎你繼續工作吧

1168
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:03,416
‎我可能需要一些鼓勵

1169
01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,625
‎這樣就行

1170
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:04,500
‎卡洛琳？

1171
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,291
‎我在廁所

1172
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:12,666
‎約翰會整晚進行搶救，所以…

1173
01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:17,625
‎電力應該遲早都會回來

1174
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:31,333
‎聖誕快樂，親愛的

1175
01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:34,000
‎天啊

1176
01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:39,250
‎抱歉，這雙鞋不適合

1177
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:30,250
‎聖誕快樂，親愛的

1178
01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:38,458
‎我來了

1179
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,041
‎不…親愛的

1180
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,541
‎拜託別這樣

1181
01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:51,833
‎我開玩笑的

1182
01:16:57,375 --> 01:16:58,500
‎親愛的

1183
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,291
‎我竟然毀了聖誕節

1184
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:05,375
‎沒事

1185
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:11,583
‎妳覺得聖誕老人
‎會介意我提早打開禮物嗎？

1186
01:17:15,375 --> 01:17:17,458
‎他應該完全不會在意

1187
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,083
‎（12月25日）

1188
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,916
‎我們應該要更常去犁舍

1189
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:45,291
‎這是我的新年新希望

1190
01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:51,000
‎下次還是別喝威士忌了吧

1191
01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:55,375
‎我得去看看孩子

1192
01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,125
‎我還是先換衣服好了

1193
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:04,083
‎這個嘛…

1194
01:18:05,541 --> 01:18:06,541
‎我愛你

1195
01:18:07,666 --> 01:18:08,541
‎我也愛妳

1196
01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:17,125
‎天啊，我愛聖誕節

1197
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:24,083
‎真是太爽…

1198
01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:35,166
‎他媽的

1199
01:18:55,958 --> 01:19:01,333
‎“明天會慢慢地爬過來”

1200
01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:02,958
‎-聖誕…
‎-不要

1201
01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,416
‎說

1202
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,291
‎你沒事吧？

1203
01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:10,500
‎我是個大白癡

1204
01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:17,375
‎17年又364天，我的婚姻就此結束

1205
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,500
‎什麼？

1206
01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,833
‎我被戴綠帽了

1207
01:19:22,916 --> 01:19:24,958
‎你們倆昨晚還戰得轟轟烈烈的

1208
01:19:25,041 --> 01:19:26,666
‎命運多舛啊，朋友

1209
01:19:27,541 --> 01:19:28,833
‎到底是怎麼回事？

1210
01:19:28,916 --> 01:19:30,208
‎她懷孕了

1211
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,291
‎很好啊

1212
01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:35,666
‎朋友，想要懷孕得先做愛

1213
01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:39,250
‎除非她是聖母瑪利亞，但她不是

1214
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:42,000
‎所以是奇蹟嗎？

1215
01:19:48,916 --> 01:19:51,083
‎我已經18個月不准進她房間了

1216
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:52,375
‎直到昨晚才能進去

1217
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:57,041
‎那這就是史上最快的受孕

1218
01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,916
‎當然，除非我是蚊子

1219
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,791
‎蚊子的懷孕期短嗎？

1220
01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:04,083
‎對，而且牠們從一而終

1221
01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:05,666
‎那不是海馬嗎？

1222
01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:07,166
‎誰在乎啊？

1223
01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:10,000
‎我老婆出軌了

1224
01:20:12,791 --> 01:20:13,916
‎而且還懷孕了

1225
01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:16,625
‎是別的男人的種

1226
01:20:18,416 --> 01:20:19,541
‎我要走了

1227
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:21,208
‎今天是聖誕節耶

1228
01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:23,375
‎有何不可？反正是家族傳統

1229
01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,500
‎聖誕快樂，彼得

1230
01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:32,583
‎是喔？

1231
01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:33,875
‎你要去哪嗎？

1232
01:20:33,958 --> 01:20:37,000
‎離這裡越遠越好

1233
01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,125
‎他還在氣停電的事嗎？

1234
01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:01,291
‎18個月！

1235
01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:17,000
‎英國人好情緒化喔

1236
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,291
‎絕對出大問題了

1237
01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:40,083
‎外孫聖誕快樂

1238
01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:42,083
‎外公聖誕快樂

1239
01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:44,041
‎禮物

1240
01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:47,416
‎-聖誕快樂
‎-聖誕快樂

1241
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:49,000
‎我們應該等爸爸

1242
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:50,208
‎不要

1243
01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:52,125
‎彼得，開禮物了

1244
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,541
‎這間房子有時候稍嫌太大了

1245
01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:59,000
‎彼得

1246
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:00,166
‎你們可以開兩個禮物

1247
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,125
‎這是什麼？

1248
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,833
‎（超音波潔牙機）

1249
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:08,666
‎媽，這也太奇怪了

1250
01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,500
‎真的很奇怪

1251
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:12,125
‎彼得

1252
01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:16,208
‎那是因為耶誕老人看不清楚房子

1253
01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,833
‎不是，那是因為你爸把禮物搞混了

1254
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:27,166
‎我又逮到他了，又一個

1255
01:22:27,250 --> 01:22:29,416
‎這是有史以來最棒的聖誕節

1256
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:30,500
‎彼得

1257
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:32,458
‎彼得

1258
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:36,291
‎-彼得
‎-卡洛琳

1259
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:37,708
‎彼得，你在哪？

1260
01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:38,875
‎他剛才心煩意亂

1261
01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:41,041
‎那是應該的，他什麼都做不好

1262
01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:42,375
‎妳對他太嚴厲了

1263
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:45,708
‎不好意思，你們是互挺的男人幫嗎？

1264
01:22:46,416 --> 01:22:47,416
‎彼得走了

1265
01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,333
‎“走了”是什麼意思？

1266
01:22:49,416 --> 01:22:52,541
‎他走了，說他想離這裡越遠越好

1267
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:55,125
‎因為他把禮物搞混了？

1268
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:56,291
‎我不知道

1269
01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:59,375
‎他心不在焉，說話沒什麼道理

1270
01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:03,166
‎他不會無緣無故離開，他不是你

1271
01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:06,916
‎離開妳們是我這輩子最艱難的決定

1272
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,500
‎我應該要為妳們更加努力

1273
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,000
‎沒錯，你確實應該

1274
01:23:16,583 --> 01:23:19,500
‎我要去換衣服，把我老公找回來

1275
01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:25,666
‎英國木材也不怎樣嘛

1276
01:23:26,416 --> 01:23:27,916
‎聖誕快樂，狐狸先生

1277
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,291
‎-真是一團糟
‎-對

1278
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,875
‎對了，我很愛妳的作品

1279
01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:34,416
‎只是篇論文而已

1280
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,250
‎那會是一本好書

1281
01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:38,125
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

1282
01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:41,083
‎我能感受到熱情
‎還有你對那些西瓜皮男孩的愛

1283
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,833
‎他們是我唯一真正喜歡過的男生

1284
01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,375
‎我在想

1285
01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:48,333
‎我可以拿給同事看看嗎？
‎他們一定會喜歡

1286
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:51,958
‎你不是股票經紀人嗎？

1287
01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:55,166
‎不是，那是海密許，我是做出版業的

1288
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,916
‎我負責車、書、雜誌

1289
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,291
‎我們在洛杉磯也有很棒的音樂部門

1290
01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:15,500
‎不會吧

1291
01:24:17,333 --> 01:24:18,250
‎維琪

1292
01:24:18,750 --> 01:24:20,166
‎維琪

1293
01:24:20,250 --> 01:24:22,791
‎幹嘛？我在睡覺

1294
01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:24,041
‎妳懷孕了嗎？

1295
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:25,375
‎沒有

1296
01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:28,750
‎有人在我的廁所留下一根陽性驗孕棒

1297
01:24:28,833 --> 01:24:30,333
‎被彼得看到，結果他就走了

1298
01:24:33,125 --> 01:24:34,208
‎寶琳娜

1299
01:24:37,750 --> 01:24:39,333
‎聖誕節毀了

1300
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:50,083
‎聖誕節取消了

1301
01:24:51,416 --> 01:24:53,291
‎寶貝，怎麼了？

1302
01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:54,833
‎食物沒了

1303
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,166
‎彼得也離開我了

1304
01:24:58,750 --> 01:24:59,708
‎不會吧

1305
01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:01,041
‎為什麼？

1306
01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:02,916
‎被狐狸吃光了

1307
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,000
‎不是，彼得為什麼要離開妳？

1308
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:08,583
‎因為他以為我有外遇

1309
01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:10,416
‎-妳有嗎？
‎-沒有

1310
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,583
‎那他為什麼會覺得妳有情夫？

1311
01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:14,291
‎因為他以為我懷孕了

1312
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,000
‎-妳有嗎？
‎-沒有

1313
01:25:18,416 --> 01:25:21,875
‎我要知道這是誰的，有人懷孕了

1314
01:25:26,291 --> 01:25:27,166
‎是我的

1315
01:25:27,791 --> 01:25:29,041
‎妳懷孕了？

1316
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:30,708
‎對

1317
01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:33,875
‎我在十天內驗了十次

1318
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:37,083
‎每次結果都一樣

1319
01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,125
‎天啊

1320
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:40,583
‎是我的嗎？

1321
01:25:40,666 --> 01:25:42,833
‎當然是你的

1322
01:25:47,291 --> 01:25:48,958
‎我會變得激肥

1323
01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:50,666
‎太棒了

1324
01:25:51,208 --> 01:25:54,666
‎才不棒，我要生小孩了

1325
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:56,458
‎真是棒得不像話

1326
01:25:58,208 --> 01:25:59,625
‎我們要共組家庭了

1327
01:26:01,166 --> 01:26:03,083
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

1328
01:26:16,916 --> 01:26:17,875
‎太棒了

1329
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:19,750
‎恭喜

1330
01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:24,250
‎可是因為妳，我丈夫離開了我
‎因為他以為我和別人通姦

1331
01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:26,666
‎來

1332
01:26:27,416 --> 01:26:28,416
‎謝謝

1333
01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:31,458
‎不過…

1334
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,000
‎這大概就是傳統吧

1335
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,458
‎這個家的男人都會在聖誕節離開

1336
01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:40,583
‎這麼說不公道

1337
01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:44,250
‎媽咪，他對妳做了那種事
‎妳怎麼還能為他說話？

1338
01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:46,166
‎是我先對不起他

1339
01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:49,916
‎伊莉莎白，現在不是說這個的時候

1340
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,166
‎那何時才是時候？

1341
01:26:51,791 --> 01:26:53,625
‎必須讓她們知道，詹姆斯

1342
01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:57,458
‎我不能繼續隱藏這個祕密了

1343
01:26:57,958 --> 01:26:59,083
‎什麼秘密？

1344
01:27:00,750 --> 01:27:02,625
‎我傷了妳父親的心

1345
01:27:02,708 --> 01:27:03,958
‎這是什麼意思？

1346
01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:09,208
‎妳父親會離開是因為我有外遇

1347
01:27:09,291 --> 01:27:10,375
‎不會吧

1348
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,375
‎謝謝妳

1349
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:21,625
‎而且還懷孕了

1350
01:27:27,708 --> 01:27:29,541
‎請別責怪妳媽

1351
01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:32,166
‎有時候事情就是會發生

1352
01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:35,875
‎是我，對吧？

1353
01:27:37,375 --> 01:27:39,666
‎我一直都知道自己跟大家不一樣

1354
01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:42,000
‎別傻了，喬安娜

1355
01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:44,750
‎我們十幾歲的時候就有妳了

1356
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:02,375
‎是我

1357
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,625
‎那我父親是誰？

1358
01:28:15,125 --> 01:28:16,958
‎晚餐要加菜囉

1359
01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:22,166
‎天啊，不會吧

1360
01:28:24,583 --> 01:28:26,125
‎這裡是在演哪齣？

1361
01:28:26,208 --> 01:28:28,875
‎希臘劇團到唐諾莊園演出了嗎？

1362
01:28:29,541 --> 01:28:31,000
‎你是我的父親

1363
01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:42,583
‎妳說得沒錯

1364
01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:48,375
‎爸爸散步回來了嗎？

1365
01:28:48,458 --> 01:28:52,250
‎要演聖誕劇的話，現在就得出發了

1366
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:54,041
‎聖母瑪利亞啊

1367
01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:56,333
‎對，我不能遲到

1368
01:28:57,083 --> 01:28:59,625
‎別擔心，妳不會遲到
‎我會找到妳爸爸

1369
01:28:59,708 --> 01:29:01,791
‎約翰，我需要你的幫忙，過來

1370
01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,250
‎真是場美好的重逢

1371
01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:13,458
‎有笑有淚、不打不相識

1372
01:29:13,541 --> 01:29:15,833
‎-皆大歡喜
‎-我們以後再談

1373
01:29:15,916 --> 01:29:18,083
‎你這次要反過來幫忙拯救婚姻

1374
01:29:19,625 --> 01:29:20,791
‎詹姆斯

1375
01:29:22,958 --> 01:29:24,333
‎很抱歉

1376
01:29:24,416 --> 01:29:27,500
‎你表現得比我成熟

1377
01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:32,125
‎謝謝

1378
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:37,958
‎這可能是一場美好友誼的開端

1379
01:29:38,458 --> 01:29:39,458
‎走吧

1380
01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:01,208
‎謝謝

1381
01:30:02,708 --> 01:30:05,375
‎謝謝，謝謝大家

1382
01:30:05,458 --> 01:30:07,958
‎祝大家聖誕快樂

1383
01:30:08,041 --> 01:30:09,750
‎今年也遵循往年傳統

1384
01:30:09,833 --> 01:30:13,875
‎孩子們在優秀的史崔索老師幫助下
‎做好了萬全準備

1385
01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:21,083
‎老師也會負責鋼琴伴奏

1386
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,541
‎請各位好好欣賞

1387
01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,041
‎時值蒼涼的仲冬

1388
01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:34,083
‎瑪利亞和約瑟要前往伯利恆

1389
01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:37,708
‎約瑟，還有多遠？我好累

1390
01:30:38,208 --> 01:30:40,666
‎坐上來吧，我們馬上就到

1391
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,875
‎你有在伯利恆訂房間嗎？

1392
01:30:43,958 --> 01:30:45,875
‎其實是南丁格爾之家

1393
01:30:51,291 --> 01:30:52,541
‎希望他們還沒客滿

1394
01:30:52,625 --> 01:30:54,541
‎沒關係，我有傳簡訊給他們

1395
01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:14,416
‎詹姆斯

1396
01:31:15,125 --> 01:31:16,125
‎彼得

1397
01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:28,916
‎我的妻子，你的女兒，外遇了

1398
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,833
‎而且她懷了別人的孩子

1399
01:31:31,333 --> 01:31:33,666
‎她沒有，懷孕的是喬安娜

1400
01:31:35,125 --> 01:31:36,041
‎不會吧

1401
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,625
‎-是菲利斯的嗎？
‎-對

1402
01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:44,708
‎天啊

1403
01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:47,916
‎對不起

1404
01:31:48,916 --> 01:31:50,333
‎卡洛琳一定很氣我吧？

1405
01:31:50,416 --> 01:31:51,666
‎沒錯

1406
01:31:55,250 --> 01:31:56,458
‎我認得那個表情

1407
01:31:58,666 --> 01:31:59,666
‎什麼表情？

1408
01:32:00,291 --> 01:32:04,041
‎一個男人悔不當初的表情

1409
01:32:05,583 --> 01:32:06,791
‎尤其是對自己的家人

1410
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:11,583
‎我當時忙得喘不過氣，想自己開業

1411
01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:15,416
‎完全忽略了妻子和女兒

1412
01:32:17,291 --> 01:32:19,916
‎我大哥約翰正填補了我的空缺

1413
01:32:20,416 --> 01:32:21,416
‎他也確實這麼做了

1414
01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:24,708
‎各方面都填了

1415
01:32:25,416 --> 01:32:27,375
‎所以在那天聖誕節早上

1416
01:32:28,125 --> 01:32:29,333
‎我逃跑了

1417
01:32:31,583 --> 01:32:32,791
‎我無法面對事實

1418
01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:39,833
‎直到維琪來邁阿密探望我

1419
01:32:41,458 --> 01:32:43,833
‎完全不知道我是因為她才離開

1420
01:32:44,583 --> 01:32:49,875
‎我決定終於是時候要結束這場鬧劇了

1421
01:32:49,958 --> 01:32:51,083
‎什麼意思？

1422
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:54,750
‎我把維琪視如己出

1423
01:32:57,125 --> 01:32:59,375
‎但她是約翰和伊莉莎白的孩子

1424
01:33:00,083 --> 01:33:01,375
‎不會吧

1425
01:33:02,541 --> 01:33:04,375
‎這就是我離開的原因

1426
01:33:07,250 --> 01:33:09,333
‎就連笨蛋都看得出他們有多相愛

1427
01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:10,875
‎到現在還很相愛

1428
01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:15,875
‎就像笨蛋也看得出來
‎你和卡洛琳很相愛

1429
01:33:20,291 --> 01:33:21,291
‎站起來

1430
01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:26,083
‎我還要去聖誕活動看外孫

1431
01:33:27,708 --> 01:33:29,125
‎你應該也想去吧

1432
01:33:33,333 --> 01:33:34,458
‎對

1433
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,833
‎看啊，是聖誕之星

1434
01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:51,750
‎遠遠在馬槽裡

1435
01:33:51,833 --> 01:33:55,583
‎無枕也無床

1436
01:33:56,375 --> 01:34:00,041
‎小小的主耶穌

1437
01:34:00,125 --> 01:34:03,791
‎睡覺很安康

1438
01:34:03,875 --> 01:34:07,791
‎眾星都照耀著

1439
01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:09,791
‎主睡的地方…

1440
01:34:09,875 --> 01:34:11,625
‎不好意思…

1441
01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:22,875
‎我很抱歉

1442
01:34:23,666 --> 01:34:27,041
‎我也是，我愛你，大傻瓜

1443
01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:31,791
‎你爸來找我

1444
01:34:33,541 --> 01:34:34,833
‎他是個了不起的人

1445
01:34:54,916 --> 01:34:57,750
‎三號智者為什麼帶著天竺鼠？

1446
01:34:59,333 --> 01:35:01,125
‎他以為我會砍掉牠的頭

1447
01:35:04,083 --> 01:35:06,000
‎妳一定會是非常棒的母親

1448
01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,583
‎我很想念你，大哥

1449
01:35:16,791 --> 01:35:19,041
‎我也想你，小弟

1450
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:33,125
‎好！

1451
01:35:33,208 --> 01:35:34,541
‎真棒

1452
01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:47,750
‎大家好

1453
01:35:47,833 --> 01:35:53,208
‎我真的希望大家能享用聖誕大餐

1454
01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:56,666
‎但在開動之前，我覺得我們很有必要

1455
01:35:56,750 --> 01:36:02,625
‎大大向聖誕家族致謝

1456
01:36:02,708 --> 01:36:06,833
‎他們很好心地要負責為各位盛食物

1457
01:36:18,416 --> 01:36:19,791
‎聖誕節一定要吃甘藍菜

1458
01:36:19,875 --> 01:36:21,333
‎妳喜歡哪種音樂？

1459
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:23,375
‎只要是披頭四的歌都喜歡

1460
01:36:30,583 --> 01:36:33,000
‎詹姆斯，我們能住在英國嗎？

1461
01:36:33,541 --> 01:36:34,791
‎那我就死而無憾了

1462
01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:39,666
‎我們可以買現代城堡嗎？
‎差不多屋齡五年的？

1463
01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:41,958
‎當然可以，親愛的

1464
01:36:42,041 --> 01:36:43,000
‎要約克郡布丁嗎？

1465
01:36:43,083 --> 01:36:44,750
‎-不適合配火雞
‎-太肥了

1466
01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:46,500
‎會害我變胖，對吧？

1467
01:36:47,083 --> 01:36:49,625
‎約翰伯伯，我以後叫你爸一定會很怪

1468
01:36:51,250 --> 01:36:53,958
‎補妳30年來的零用錢會有幫助嗎？

1469
01:36:59,666 --> 01:37:02,416
‎寶貝，我好愛妳

1470
01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:03,416
‎再一份嗎？

1471
01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:04,458
‎-再一份
‎-可以嗎？

1472
01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:07,416
‎-親愛的，食物的事我很抱歉
‎-別在意

1473
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:09,375
‎我真的得把圍籬修好

1474
01:37:09,875 --> 01:37:12,416
‎老實說，這是有史以來最棒的聖誕節

1475
01:37:14,291 --> 01:37:16,041
‎天啊，我愛妳

1476
01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:18,750
‎這會是妳這輩子所吃過最美味的火雞

1477
01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:20,916
‎你給她好多火雞肉

1478
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,625
‎超多火雞肉

1479
01:37:22,708 --> 01:37:24,125
‎天啊，我忘記班了

1480
01:37:24,833 --> 01:37:26,333
‎-班是誰？
‎-那個酒保

1481
01:37:26,416 --> 01:37:28,291
‎我還把他綁在屋裡的床上

1482
01:37:29,125 --> 01:37:31,625
‎別擔心，他會習慣的

1483
01:37:39,666 --> 01:37:41,250
‎你真的想娶我嗎？

1484
01:37:41,333 --> 01:37:43,833
‎當然想，我愛妳

1485
01:37:44,666 --> 01:37:45,875
‎但妳要答應我

1486
01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:48,333
‎明年的聖誕節要和我家人一起過

1487
01:37:48,416 --> 01:37:50,125
‎沒問題，他們住哪？

1488
01:37:50,208 --> 01:37:51,708
‎-巴哈馬
‎-萬歲

1489
01:37:52,708 --> 01:37:54,166
‎我可以帶家人去嗎？

1490
01:37:56,333 --> 01:37:58,625
‎如果可以下雪就好了

1491
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‎交給我

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‎我姓聖誕可不是浪得虛名的

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‎親愛的

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‎字幕翻譯：韓仁耀