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[man on radio]
It's a beautiful afternoon
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in Metro Detroit. Wolverine fans--
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[woman on radio] ...both ways on I-696.
There's cong--
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[man on radio] ...
Five day forecast for Metro Detroit.
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-[electronic trilling]
-["Turbo" playing]
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♪ Woo yea
Pop that ♪
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♪ Don't move
Slow ♪
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♪ Ooo Turbo
Bring it up ♪
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♪ Woo yea
Pop that ♪
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♪ Don't move
Slow ♪
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♪ Ooo Turbo
Bring it up ♪
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♪ She don't want no squares
She want a real ♪
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♪ She know I got a big ego
But my bills bigger ♪
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♪ Only certain type of niggas
That can deal with her ♪
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[boy] Hey, Kareem!
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♪ Don't let that pretty face
Have you looking stupid as stupid ♪
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♪ But I love it, Turbo
Baby got it all ♪
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♪ She's smart, ghetto
Lay a [bleep] down ♪
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♪ Don't start
Mellow ♪
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♪ Smoke a nigga out after dark ♪
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♪ I'm a pharaoh, queen poppin'
Work of art ♪
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♪ Woo yea
Pop that ♪
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♪ Don't move
Slow ♪ ...
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[police officer] Hello!
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[door shuts]
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[floor creaks]
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Hello?
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[heavy footsteps on wood stairs]
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Hello.
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Hello.
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[electronic alert pings]
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[door creaks open]
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What seems to be the problem, officer?
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["Breakfast in Bed" playing]
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♪ Baby ♪ ...
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[man groaning]
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-[man] You like that?
-[woman laughs]
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[bed creaks]
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-[woman] Stay right there. Right there.
-Yeah!
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-[scuffling]
-[woman] A bit to the side.
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-[woman hums]
-[man breathes heavily]
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-[man] Wait.
-[woman] What?
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Did you hear that?
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-What?
-Kareem's not home, right?
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[woman] Oh God, are you serious?
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Kareem. I thought I saw Kareem.
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Okay, please stop saying my son’s name
while you’re inside of me, okay?
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That can mess a kid up! See his mom
busting down Thotiana with some guy?
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Stop watching BET.
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He’s in school. Why are you
always acting so weird about him?
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Oh, I'm weird?
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Yes.
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First day I met him, he stares me down
like it was day one in the prison yard.
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[woman] He has a lot to figure out.
He’s 12!
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He's just shy, okay?
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Well, shy... is not the word
I would choose.
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[woman] Look,
Kareem and I come as a package.
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I need to know
that you are serious about this. About us.
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I'm too old to be messing around.
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Nessa, come here.
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Listen, I know you're old.
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That is not the response
I was looking for.
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Came out wrong.
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-God.
-I am serious about this.
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You're the most incredible woman
I've ever met.
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I feel lucky you wanna be with me.
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Yeah.
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And I'm going to make more of an effort
to get to know Kareem.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Now, ma’am, I’m gonna have to ask you
to step away from your clothes
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and put your hands on your boyfriend.
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Come on, please.
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Oh God, you are such a baby.
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Yeah, a baby with a man's penis.
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Oh, come on! You ruined the mood again.
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-Did I?
-Yeah.
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You know, I did.
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[Vanessa laughs]
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[man] I'm the worst!
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-[ominous tones]
-[door creaks]
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[boy] A cop? Is she serious?
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[boy 2] Really? Like fucking-fucking?
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I walked upstairs to get my iPad
and there they were. Old people sex.
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[boy 2] Did you do anything?
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I would’ve beat his ass, but...
I don't want to see my mom naked.
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He was making all these
white dude noises, like...
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[whines]
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If she’s gonna date a white guy,
she could at least get one with money.
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-Exactly!
-And not to mention, associating with cops
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is pretty much the only thing
that could ruin your rap career.
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Well, that's not going to happen.
'Cause Imma put an end to that shit.
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You fuck my mom, I’m gonna fuck your life!
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What are you going to do?
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I paid that tenth grader
who just got out of juvie $20
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to give me the whereabouts
of one Orlando Johnson.
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Orlando Johnson is gangster as fuck!
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Yeah, since those Yeezy 350s winded up
being all tanned and meshy and shit,
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I can afford to get that cop
the ass-whooping he deserves.
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Trust me,
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fucking pig stuck his dick
in the wrong blanket.
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-[door opens]
-[man] Mr. Manning,
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-what're you doing in there?
-[Kareem] I'm takin' a shit!
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And I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for you
to talk to me while I’m taking a shit!
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Your teacher wants you back in class.
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Well, I guess I'll just have to let
the social worker know
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that you've been looking at my dick
through the crack in the stall.
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[Gary] We're not doing this again, are we?
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-[Kareem laughs]
-Shit!
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Guess what, Gary?
I got pictures of your feet in my area!
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You can't prove those are my feet, okay?
A lot of people wear Crocs in the spring.
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-[Kareem] Only perverts wear Crocs, Gary.
-[Ms. Chu sighs]
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So now, you're gonna tell Ms. Chu
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that I’m working with nine inches soft
and feel free to improvise. I trust you.
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Right.
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Ms. Chu,
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Kareem would like you to understand
that his flaccid penis is nine inches--
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Thank you, Gary,
I heard everything that was said.
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-Oh, shit.
-Kareem,
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if you don't come out
and do your presentation,
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I am going to give you a zero
and call your mother.
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-[door opens]
-[toilet flushing]
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Snitches end up in ditches, Gary.
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Rat bitch.
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[dramatic music pounding]
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All right, guys. Hey, let's keep
this quiet. Don't shoot anybody.
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We don't want this shit on YouTube.
Again.
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Police! Get down!
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-[man 1] Shit!
-[man 2 grunts]
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-Put your fucking hands in the air!
-Get down!
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-[officer 1] Fire in the hole!
-[officer 2] Get down!
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[screaming]
["Get It On Like This" playing]
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Get down on the fucking ground!
Everybody, down.
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[female officer] Get the fuck down!
Do not shoot them!
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[toilet flushes]
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[man] Who got these
feign-ass fucking Wet Wipes?
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Miss that bullshit, man.
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Don't come at me with two-ply!
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Fucking two-ply, man.
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I’m coming out the bathroom,
I got a hand full of shi--
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[muffled song plays through headphones]
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-Fuck!
-Don't shoot!
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[shouting]
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[man] Man, get off me!
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[dramatic music and clock ticking]
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{\an8}[reporter] Orlando Johnson has escaped.
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{\an8}Taken under arrest just yesterday
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{\an8}-in a daring dawn drug bust.
-[Johnson on TV] I'm a world star!
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{\an8}[officer] Great form, Carl.
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{\an8}A once-promising Detroit hip-hop artist
was the latest casualty
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{\an8}in the police department's war
on Detroit's narcotics trade.
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{\an8}-Ow, man!
-[officer] Sorry.
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{\an8}[reporter] Police were able to seize
and incinerate close to one ton of cocaine
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{\an8}that was headed for Detroit streets.
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{\an8}I'm a proud member of Detroit City Metro
today, protecting our kids
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{\an8}Protecting the tiny nostrils of Detroit.
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{\an8}Johnson has now made headlines again
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{\an8}as he managed to escape police custody
yesterday while being transported.
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{\an8}Woah! Shit!
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{\an8}[reporter] APBs have been put out,
and Johnson is now the subject
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{\an8}of intense city and state-wide manhunts.
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[officer] Wait! Woah! Damn it! No!
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{\an8}[reporter] Video released
has now gone viral on social media,
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{\an8}with citizens calling into question
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{\an8}the competence
of Detroit's Metro Police Department.
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{\an8}I'd like to remind the citizens
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{\an8}of social media
that we will leave no stone unturned.
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{\an8}Orlando Johnson, you will face justice.
Guaranteed.
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Stop it.
[laughs]
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Wow. You don't think that the "guaranteed"
was too much?
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-No way. Not at all.
-Fuck the trolls.
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Yeah.
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"She threatened to forcibly insert
my castrated genitals into my rectum
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and then put those same genitals
in my mouth."
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I'm just trying to make it sound a little
more formal in the official complaint.
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Officer Watts also called me
a bitch several times--
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-You can quote me on that, too.
-What the hell is she doing here?
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I thought we could settle this thing
like police officers.
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Okay, I did lose my temper
and say some things that were harsh,
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just based on the sole fact
that he is a bitch.
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The suspect was not handcuffed properly.
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I don't know if Choi messed up--
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Way to take responsibility for your
fuck up. I mean why stop at blaming Choi?
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Why not blame the academy
for apparently failing to teach you
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how to draw your fucking weapon?
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Or we could blame your PTSD
as a result of your ex-wife leaving you
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to go blow half the Lions practice squad.
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That should give you a sense of the abuse
that I detailed in the report.
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Okay, Watts, tone it down.
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-Is your white knight saving you again?
-He's not my white knight.
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So he's your black knight?
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Is that a fucking Martin Lawrence joke?
This racism? Today? Wow.
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I am not racist. My girlfriend is black.
I find that offensive.
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-Oh my God.
-Shut up. Both of you!
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Watts, apologize to Coffee.
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I'm sorry for verbally abusing you...
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-Was that so hard?
-...for fucking up the case
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and letting a dangerous criminal
roam free.
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And here we go.
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I'm sorry I tried to throw you a bone
by letting you transport the perp.
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It'd be like if when they captured Saddam,
they were like, "Who should drive?"
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Disabled chocolate lab,
"Can you drive, sir?"
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Just kind of...
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I’m sorry that your vagina is so small.
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First of all, that’s a compliment.
Second, are you saying virg-ina?
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No. Vagin... Vergina.
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-[Linda[ Huh, what's that?
-Vagina. Ver... Vajina.
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[Watts] Well, I am sorry that honest,
hard-working officers are put in danger
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every fucking time you don that badge!
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{\an8}[Watts] That’s what I’m fucking sorry for.
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-Bye, Cap
-[captain] James.
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It was her collar
and he did escape on your watch.
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She doesn't have to be such an asshole
about it.
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[captain] She's an asshole
because she's one hell of a cop.
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You, on the other hand,
will be reassigned to traffic.
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Somebody get this man
a pair of white gloves and a whistle.
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Oh, your ex says hi.
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[rock music playing]
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Go Lions!
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Kareem specifically asked
that James pick him up from school.
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Shit, he must've figured out
you two were dating.
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-I guess.
-But that could be a good sign, right?
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Kareem wants to hang out with him.
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It could be, but... it's not the coolest
that your mom is dating a cop
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-or a white guy.
-Especially one with no money.
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Look, I'll take a dependable, honest man
over a jerk with money
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any day of the week, okay?
He's a great guy.
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Then ask him to pick up Kareem.
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It’s like a fucking pollen blizzard
out here.
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Hey! What's up?
I was just thinking about you.
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-Hey! Are you busy this afternoon?
-[Coffee] I think I'm pretty open.
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Did you want to...
grind the old coffee beans?
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[Vanessa] I got some exciting news.
Kareem needs to go by a friend's house
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to pick something up after school.
I told him I couldn't do it
237
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because of work and he specifically asked
that you pick him up. Isn't that great?
238
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[Vanessa] Hello?
239
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,807
Hello. Hi! Sorry, I think the phone
cut out for a second. That's awesome.
240
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,852
I just think I might be busier
than I thought.
241
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,562
Gotta check with the captain.
242
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,315
-I might have some paperwork
-If you don't want to do it, just say so.
243
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,610
No, I want to do it. I'm sorry.
It's just been a really weird day.
244
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,321
This other officer at work
called me a racist.
245
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,697
-What?
-I know, I was like,
246
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,491
"My girlfriend is black."
247
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:02,328
-Oh, no. You didn't say that, did you?
-No. Of course not.
248
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,413
Maybe. I did. I said it. I...
249
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:05,956
I said that.
250
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,086
Sorry. You know what?
I would love to pick up Kareem at school.
251
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,088
I really do want to
get to know him better.
252
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,215
Really? You don't have
too much paperwork, do you?
253
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,174
Hang on a second.
254
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,010
What was that? No paperwork?
255
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,680
Hey, all right. Cool.
No, I'm free.
256
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,015
Just text me where and when,
and I will be there.
257
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,851
Thank you so much, James.
This means a lot to me.
258
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,187
Yeah, it means a lot to me, too. Bye.
259
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,564
Fuck.
260
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,817
[girl] Reduce, reuse, recycle.
261
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,777
These are the words we know.
262
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,072
We have to save our planet
so we can live and grow.
263
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,242
We might be only children,
but we have to try, you'll see.
264
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,620
We will save our planet
and it starts with you and me.
265
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,129
Kareem. Did you have any feedback
on Rachel's poem?
266
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:58,008
I thought it was satisfactory.
Can I go to the bathroom?
267
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,552
You've already been four times today.
268
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:03,597
I would rather not explain the condition
behind my excessive bathroom use
269
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in front of the class.
Now, the school day is almost over--
270
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:10,146
If you do not present your poem,
you will be repeating the 5th grade.
271
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[students] Ooh!
272
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,192
Oh, y'all "ooh-ing"? Okay.
273
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,695
Fine.
274
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,030
I'll drop a couple bars for you.
275
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,534
You guys are lucky you're getting
this for free. Soon...
276
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,661
it's only going to be available on Tidal.
277
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,955
And I'm kind of glad somebody's
hearing it though,
278
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,124
because in 2017 when I was recording this,
279
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,960
man, times was hard.
Trying to get some change, getting s--
280
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Get on with it!
281
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,089
-You ready, Dominic?
-Damn straight.
282
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,508
[beat plays]
283
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,303
♪ Yeah, uh, yo, check it ♪
284
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,431
♪ I’m a blessing gangster
Through and through ♪
285
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,267
♪ Girl Scout Cookies
Got me looking like Ms. Chu ♪
286
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,729
♪ Because she’s my love
And it’s deep and true ♪
287
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,064
♪ I said, Ms. Chu, girl
This gift is for you ♪
288
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:58,569
♪ I been fiending for sushi
My face wrapped in your coochie ♪
289
00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,653
[Ms. Chu] Kareem!
290
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,948
♪ Girl, I know how to please ya
Pussy numb when you come--♪
291
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,243
Thank you, Kareem, for showing everyone
how to earn detention.
292
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,245
[bell rings]
293
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,416
[Coffee] "If the child acts out,
do not engage in petty squabbling.
294
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,086
They might see you as a threat
to their relationship with their parent."
295
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,379
Yeah, no shit.
296
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,174
[sighs]
297
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,467
Abort.
298
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Abort the mission.
299
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,430
[Coffee] Sorry, Kareem.
"Dear Vanessa,
300
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:31,852
super sorry, but duty calls.
There is a serial arsonist on the loose."
301
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,649
-Gotta go handle some pig-shit. Yeah.
-Good luck with that shit, man.
302
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:37,733
[Kareem] Plan's in motion.
303
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,736
"Maybe we can do laser tag next week?
304
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,030
Or in the next few months?"
305
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,366
[Kareem knocks on window]
Hey, come on, man. Let me in.
306
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,701
[under his breath] Shit.
307
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,997
Hey, buddy. Why don't you sit up front?
Back's for bad guys.
308
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:52,998
Fine!
309
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,127
I'll get in, but I ain't saying shit
without my lawyer present.
310
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,966
Someone call Johnnie Cochran!
Free Kareem! Free Kareem!
311
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,426
[breathes heavily]
312
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,888
Uh, hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but...
313
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,266
Johnnie Cochran actually passed away
a few years ago.
314
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,101
-Just drive.
-Okay.
315
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,482
[Coffee] So I was pretty excited
316
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,818
when I heard
you wanted me to pick you up today.
317
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:25,531
Give us boys a chance to hang,
get to know each other a little bit.
318
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,410
So rap at me, bud.
What's life like for a teen these days?
319
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,122
-[Kareem laughs]
-[Coffee] How about I go first?
320
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,457
I am an officer of the law.
321
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,668
Duh.
[laughs nervously]
322
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:45,175
[Coffee] Uh, I'm divorced. It happens.
It was the right decision in my case.
323
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,844
I guess I'm kind of like bruised fruit.
324
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,014
I got a little blemish,
but I'm still delicious.
325
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,934
-What?
-[Kareem laughs]
326
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,228
{\an8}[Coffee] Is that for your contacts, or...
327
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,398
Can we maybe chill out with the phone?
328
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,942
[Kareem laughs]
329
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:03,986
[Kareem scoffs]
330
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,112
[Coffee] Thank you.
331
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,032
-[Kareem] How much do you make a year?
-[Coffee] What?
332
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,200
I thought you wanted
to get to know each other.
333
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,411
Right. Well, you’ve gotta look
at the total package.
334
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,580
There’s more to being a cop
than the money, you know.
335
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,041
You help people to build the community.
336
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,753
We actually get to play with some
pretty cool toys, too. Check this out.
337
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,756
You ever see how far down
you can get that in your throat?
338
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,716
No, because that's not what it's for.
339
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,802
Or because it tastes like the ass
of an innocent black man.
340
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,556
Uh, you know what?
341
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,185
I've got a pretty sweet taser.
342
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,562
This thing can knock out a perp
for up to three hours.
343
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,607
-They don't let you have a real gun?
-Of course they let me have a real gun.
344
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,359
-Prove it.
-I'm not going to get it out
345
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,360
just to show you.
346
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,404
Man, I saw this dope-ass Nic Cage movie,
where he was a cop
347
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,574
and he threatens these hookers
with his gun for free BJs and shit.
348
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,536
You are of course referring to
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans.
349
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,789
Well, that's not real life.
350
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,375
[Coffee] Interesting neighborhood.
351
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,169
Very down-to-earth.
You're sure your friend lives around here?
352
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,338
What's wrong? You can't find a Starbucks?
353
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,132
-You live in the village.
-Yeah, you been there lately?
354
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,094
M-m.
355
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,348
[Kareem] It's right here.
356
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,268
Hey, hold on a second.
357
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,315
I just want to say,
I know how weird this is, you know?
358
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,526
My dad wasn't around either
359
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,530
and when my mom dated guys,
I saw it as a threat.
360
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:33,534
But, there was one guy
that I just decided,
361
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,538
"Hey, I'm gonna give this guy a chance."
And I did, and we became...
362
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,248
BFFs.
363
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,500
-Best friends forever?
-Best friends forever.
364
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,335
-And guess who he is now.
-Who?
365
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,087
My stepdad.
366
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,756
Yeah, so the moral of the story is
367
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,884
that sometimes a stepdad
is a step in the right direction.
368
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,013
You were BFFs with a grown-ass man?
369
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,434
That's so sick. And f... there's literally
documentaries on Netflix
370
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,144
about why that's so sick
and fucked up.
371
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,855
-I think that's a different--
-You expect us to be BF--
372
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,606
Fuck outta my face, man.
373
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,359
[Kareem] If you don’t
get the fuck out of here with that shit...
374
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,444
Uh, good talk.
375
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,404
I'm just going to wait here.
376
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:11,947
You wait.
377
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,990
["Energy" playing]
378
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,036
♪ Imma make, Imma make
Noise in the street ♪
379
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,790
♪ You can't fuck with my energy ♪
380
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,004
♪ Imma make, Imma make
Noise in the street ♪
381
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,548
Welcome back to my channel.
Killer Kareem here.
382
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:33,052
Remember when I told you about
that white cop who was humping my mom?
383
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,345
Well, now you see what happens
when you fuck with me.
384
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,599
Oh, and feel free to hit the like button
and subscribe.
385
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,810
♪ Imma make, Imma make
Noise in the street ♪
386
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,692
[man 1] What? You didn’t tell your wife?
You ain't write about it in your diary?
387
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:53,072
[man 2] I don't keep a diary!
And my fucking wife hates me!
388
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,449
They saying that you been talking
about the deal,
389
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,701
bragging to your cop friends and shit.
390
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,162
-What?
-Bragging, motherfucker.
391
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,247
Telling all your cop friends
that you was gonna buy
392
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,583
-a Kia Soul with the money and shit?
-What?
393
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,085
Turn your head the other way, man!
394
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,003
I don’t like looking
at your ear stump, dog!
395
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,255
[Orlando] God damn it.
why’d you have to cut his ear off?
396
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,551
See, I can’t tell if he can’t hear me
or if he just questioning my accusation.
397
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,845
If I cut his tongue out,
he wouldn’t been able to speak.
398
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,972
And why are those the only two options, D?
399
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,349
You cut a motherfucker’s ear off,
400
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,226
show it to him,
he’s scared as a motherfucker.
401
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,269
It’s on the part of your head
you can’t see. Look.
402
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,772
Those can't be the only two options.
You can't cut--
403
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,398
Yo.
404
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:30,776
Whose kid is this?
405
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,029
Uh, D, is this one of your kids?
406
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,783
Nah. My kid chubby like that,
but he got that alopecia.
407
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,743
He got hair,
my kid balder than a motherfucker.
408
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,662
Actually, I'm here to see you.
409
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,704
You, me?
410
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,333
Yeah. An associate of mine
at Dickerson Middle School,
411
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,754
he gave me the addy
and he told me to aks for Rodney?
412
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,756
-[Rodney] Oh.
-[Orlando] Mm.
413
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,509
I can come back another time.
It's cool, you know.
414
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,802
What the fuck, Rodney?
415
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,763
Yeah. Nah, I thought it’d be cool to,
like, get some younger recruitments,
416
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,474
have someone under me.
Like little child soldiers.
417
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,018
You brainwash ‘em
and they do whatever the fuck you want.
418
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,103
-Here’s the thing...
-Yeah.
419
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,481
This is a hideout. If you tell people
it’s a hideout, guess what?
420
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,399
Ain’t a hideout.
421
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,403
And where the fuck is the dog at?
The dog is supposed to be the lookout!
422
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,490
Orlando, I need your help, man.
I got a mess that needs cleaning.
423
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,660
Hold on. You need to get out of here
and forget you ever saw any of this shit.
424
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,412
-Word.
-I was hoping I didn’t have to
425
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,540
spell it out for you, but since it seems
like you’re cool with fucking up cops,
426
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,041
I’d like to add one to the list!
427
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,668
["Kiss On My List" playing]
428
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:35,465
♪ ... is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list ... ♪
429
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,137
Oh, man,
I would do anything to meet John Oates.
430
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,388
What did this guy do to you?
431
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,141
Let's just say he likes to put his dick
where it doesn't belong.
432
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,142
He raped you?
433
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,855
Y-- He tried to, but I ain’t let him
because I ain’t no bitch.
434
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,231
-Good for you.
-My man.
435
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,524
Look, man, I got money.
436
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,901
Hey, hey, hey!
437
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,986
Oh, shit! It’s just money in here, man.
Nothing else.
438
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,946
-Move slow. Move slow.
-Okay.
439
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,033
Quicker than that, though.
440
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,576
[coins jingling]
441
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,869
Money, it's money in here.
442
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,455
-In a sock?
-I just want y'all to send him a message.
443
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,081
You don’t have to kill him, just...
444
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,168
paralyze him from the waist down
so his dick won’t work.
445
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,628
[phone chimes]
446
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,174
Going great. We're having a great time.
447
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,676
Winky face.
448
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,763
[sobbing] Please!
Just tell them you killed me!
449
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:26,308
And you’ll never see me again!
I’ll disappear! I’ll move to Delaware!
450
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,977
-He's gonna go to Delaware! [laughs]
-[laughs] Delaware, oh my God.
451
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,896
[Orlando] Who the fuck
goes to Delaware, dog?
452
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:35,609
You don’t know, man!
Our boss is a fucking monster, man!
453
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,570
As soon as this deal’s done,
you’ll be cut out, too!
454
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,115
You’ll see tomorrow!
You’re as good as fucking dead, man!
455
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,076
-This guy's good.
-[officer] You’re fucking dead!
456
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,577
-Aww!
-[Officer] You're fucking dead!
457
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,580
-[Rodney] Fuck!
-Oh shit!
458
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,790
-[Rodney] Oh, shit.
-God damn!
459
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,750
What the fuck is wrong with you?
460
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,835
Jesus! Kareem!
461
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,129
[grunting]
462
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,798
[Orlando] Why the fuck would you do that?
463
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,759
His screaming and shit, man. It keeps
fucking with my equilibrium and shit.
464
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,928
Your equilibrium?
Nigga, you in a fucking chair.
465
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,930
[tense music playing]
466
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,515
Shots fired. I need backup immediately.
467
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,475
[screams]
468
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,768
God!
469
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354
What's your 20, Officer?
470
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,024
Imma have to see y'all later.
471
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,068
-Woah.
-[Kareem] Yeah, Imma go.
472
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,319
Hey, come on, man.
473
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,281
You don’t gotta do all that.
It's cool, man. Imma bounce.
474
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,490
Hey, is that the dog?
475
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,785
Rosco! Is that you?
Bark twice if you're all right!
476
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,245
Hey, everybody shut up.
477
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,455
Hey, who's back there?
478
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,499
We can hear you,
you're not being stealthy.
479
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,500
Orlando...
480
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,252
[D] You better come out
from behind there.
481
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,336
Oh, shit.
482
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,213
[D] Show yourself
or Imma paint the walls
483
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,214
with this kid's brains!
484
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,257
Come on, man!
485
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,591
What's your 20, Officer?
486
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,176
Oh, my fucking God.
487
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:44,678
You got this.
488
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,847
[D] You better come out!
Don't make me kill no child.
489
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,307
It's the police!
490
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,310
-The kid's with me.
-I'm not with him. I hate cops.
491
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,894
Hate 'em all. All them pigs.
492
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,564
[Coffee] Orlando Johnson!
You're an escaped felon.
493
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,941
You're under arrest.
Put your weapons on the ground now!
494
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,027
I'm not screwing around, man!
495
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,945
That's the guy I was talking about,
that's him.
496
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,655
That's the dude that tried to rape you?
497
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,907
-What?
-He said that you tried to rape him,
498
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,994
and he was gonna pay us
in loose change to have you paralyzed.
499
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,788
I did not ra-- sexually assault him.
500
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,540
I am dating his mother.
501
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,001
And you thought
that you could come up in my house
502
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,795
and hit that shit without my permission?
Hell no!
503
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:19,755
I knew you were there.
504
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,257
Shut the fuck up.
You need to come from behind there.
505
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,426
[radio] Officer Coffee,
please confirm your location.
506
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,303
-Oh sh-- Coffee?
-Fuck!
507
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,097
Run, motherfucker! Run!
508
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,433
["Hey You Can Do It" playing]
509
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,186
-[Orlando] Run!
-[man] Move!
510
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,855
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit!
511
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,274
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, come on!
512
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,530
[Rodney] Fuck! Shit!
513
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,823
Shots fired!
514
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,493
Goddamn it!
515
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,453
Go!
516
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:52,996
[Kareem] Oh, shit!
517
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,039
[Orlando] Over there!
518
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,126
[James ] Kareem, keep running! Go!
519
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,838
[Kareem] Get away from me!
They’re shooting at you, not me!
520
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,466
They're shooting at both of us
because of you.
521
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,052
Then shoot back, motherfucker!
Fuck you!
522
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,261
[James yelps]
523
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,097
-Goddamn it.
-Kareem screams.
524
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,474
-[Coffee] Come on!
-[both grunt]
525
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:20,482
-[Kareem] Go!
-[Coffee] Go! Just keep running!
526
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,317
[D] Get that chunky little motherfucker.
527
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,403
-[Kareem screams]
-[Coffee] Go, just go!
528
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:26,822
Shit!
529
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,324
-[Rodney] Where they at?
-Get 'em!
530
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,702
My first heart attack. We never had
to run this long in gym class.
531
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,787
[Coffee] Come on!
532
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,624
Get in. Go!
533
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,084
Come on, go.
534
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,379
Goddamnit.
535
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:50,429
-Fuck!
-No, what the fuck!
536
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,848
-[Kareem screams]
-[man] I shouldn't've parked here.
537
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,351
Fucking Detroit.
I just went to get a fucking muffin, man!
538
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,686
-[Coffee] Shush.
-[man] Come on.
539
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,479
[Coffee] Quiet.
540
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,648
[Coffee] Okay.
[breathes heavily]
541
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,151
-Okay, we're good.
-Oh my God.
542
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,114
[eerie music playing]
543
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,534
-It's Killer Kareem here, and...
-[Orlando] Fuck.
544
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,202
[officer in video] You’re fucking dead!
545
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,288
[shots fired in video]
546
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,082
[Orlando] Shit.
547
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,087
[Orlando] Yo. We got a problem.
548
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,006
Yeah, Coffee just made us.
549
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,966
I know.
550
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,304
[classical music playing]
551
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,150
This is Officer Coffee
calling for Detective Watts.
552
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,402
Back up, yo.
Your dick is rubbing against my ass.
553
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,737
Well then, turn towards me.
554
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,197
I don't wanna rub dicks, either.
555
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,199
That's what you're concerned about?
556
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,117
We just saw a cop get murdered.
557
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,577
Man, that cop was dirty.
558
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,204
Wait.
559
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,373
-No. Get off the phone.
-What are you... stop!
560
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,667
[officer] Detective Watts,
Coffee's on the phone for you.
561
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,002
All right, I'm gonna take it.
562
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:06,546
Come on. Don't laugh!
If you laugh, I'll laugh.
563
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,089
-Damn it! Gimme that.
-No.
564
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,342
[Watts] Coffee,
how's traffic treating you? Let me guess,
565
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,093
you just caused a ten-car pile-up.
566
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,512
-What-- Gimme.
-Get off the phone!
567
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,096
[Kareem] Listen, you dumb fuck!
568
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,014
Hello?
569
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,601
Watts, if you can hear me, I found
Orlando. His crew killed Officer Choi.
570
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,146
What? We have an officer down!
Where are you?
571
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,148
[Kareem] Get your hands away from my dick!
572
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,650
[Coffee] Give it to me!
573
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,360
Could you trace the fucking call now?
574
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,361
Trace?
575
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,113
That's not how we actually do...
You know what?
576
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,659
Body-cam GPS has him going west on Grand.
577
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,745
This is a prank call.
Can I speak to Officer Mike Hunt? Mike!
578
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,914
Hello, Coffee? Shit!
579
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,374
What the hell is going on out here?
580
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,584
We have an officer down!
581
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,545
-Help! Get me outta here!
-Stop!
582
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,213
-[thumping]
-[music turns down]
583
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,591
-Stop banging.
-Then listen to me.
584
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,551
Fine. What?
585
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,637
That cop who was killed
was working with Orlando.
586
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,680
Choi?
587
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:57,847
No. No way.
588
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,183
I know it's hard to believe,
but most cops are good people.
589
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,060
Spoken like a true white man.
590
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,105
You need to ditch this phone
and drop me the hell off.
591
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,357
Shit!
592
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:08,984
What?
593
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,069
I dropped my phone
when we were being chased.
594
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,573
-So we'll get you another one.
-A new phone with my face on it?
595
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,449
And a video of a cop being executed?
596
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,034
Shit.
597
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,829
They'll find out where I live.
My mom's in trouble.
598
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,455
You gonna take that chance?
599
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,834
-You need to wise the fuck up, limp dick.
-Shit, we gotta get your mom.
600
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,877
-Help! Get me outta here!
-[Coffee] Help!
601
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,588
[both] Help!
602
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:30,922
[brakes squeal]
603
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,883
-[Coffee] Shit!
-[Kareem] Move your ass!
604
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,093
[Coffee] Come on.
605
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,220
[man] What the fuck is this?
606
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,139
Uh, sir, this is a police emergency,
607
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,266
I'm going to need to commandeer
your vehicle, I think.
608
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,893
Commandeer?
Man, give us the keys to your car!
609
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,937
Imma call the cops,
that's what I'm gonna do.
610
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:49,816
Great idea! Call the cops!
And poof! Magic, I’m here!
611
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:52,861
-Badge! Come on, man.
-Dude, you can buy that anywhere.
612
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,530
-Looks like a costume.
-I am an officer of the law!
613
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,908
Really? You're reaching for your gun
on an unarmed black man.
614
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,493
No, that’s not what I’m doing.
615
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,995
Yes, you are. You still are.
616
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,496
Yes, but it’s not racial thing.
617
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,124
I’m just trying to steal your car.
I'd do this if you were white.
618
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,752
-Shoot this motherfucker, that's my moms!
-Okay.
619
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,212
-I was trying to help you!
-Do it. Shoot him in the neck.
620
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,674
Okay, you’re a black man, I’m a white cop,
I know this feels racial,
621
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,968
but it’s not about either one of us.
622
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,471
It’s about his mom, who is in trouble
623
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,723
and we need to help her,
and guess what...
624
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:22,974
black.
625
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,309
She’s a black-- Shut up.
626
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,935
-[Coffee] Why? What?
-[man] Look,
627
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,813
if you Buffalo Bill this kid
and people find out that I let you go,
628
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,733
-I’m gonna look like a total asshole!
-Sir, give me the keys...
629
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,985
-now!
-[Kareem] Now, motherfucker!
630
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:38,114
Give me this shit, man. You know
those motherfuckers can track us.
631
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,992
Shit, my body cam. That's a good idea.
632
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,869
["Snapbacks and Backpacks" playing]
633
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:45,497
[man] You just gonna take everything?
I'm wearing a V-neck sweater
634
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,248
in this neighborhood.
Thank you very much.
635
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,875
Bye. It's been a pleasure.
636
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,795
How do I get my car back?
637
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,839
[Orlando] Keep going,
they should be right up here.
638
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,591
[Rodney] I was thinking
I can take this one.
639
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,469
I never killed no one before,
but I bet it makes you feel like a boss.
640
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,263
I smashed a grapefruit with a hammer once.
That shit was exhilarating.
641
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,808
-Will you shut the fuck up?
-I've been practicing my lines
642
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:06,768
-when I’m about to kill somebody...
-Who's that?
643
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,270
When you get to hell,
tell Satan, "What’s up, bitch?"
644
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,356
Stop the car, man. Hey!
I need your help.
645
00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:12,857
I ain’t got the time for that, man!
646
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,777
Have you seen a skinny white cop
and a not-so-skinny black kid?
647
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,237
They stole my car
and went that way!
648
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,530
[Orlando} Bust a U-turn. Go!
649
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,907
[Rodney] When you see Satan,
tell him I’m on my way, bitch!
650
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:22,784
[man] Wait!
651
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:24,911
[jazz playing]
652
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,046
-[Coffee] Go.
-[Kareem] Come on. Let's go!
653
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,841
[Coffee] We gotta get your mom
out of the house as quickly as possible,
654
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:38,842
so just play nice.
655
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:39,843
Trust me.
656
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,511
I deal with shit like this all the time.
657
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,638
You probably run away
from shit like this, too.
658
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,932
Well, running’s clearly
a foreign concept to you.
659
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,058
-Fuck you.
-No, fuck you.
660
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,435
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you!
661
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,519
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you!
662
00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:51,813
-Hey, Vanessa!
-Hey, Mom.
663
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:52,731
Hello.
664
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,816
Sorry, I forgot my keys.
665
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,359
Oh, that's okay, baby. Come in.
666
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,821
Hey, friend.
Why don't you join us for dinner?
667
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:00,989
Hey, sure.
668
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,826
What the hell took you so long?
669
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,287
Why don't we head on inside?
670
00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:12,250
Hi, sweetheart, how was school?
I got a call from Ms. Chu.
671
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,378
-You didn't get in trouble again, did you?
-Nope, school was great.
672
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,841
Not as great as the ride home.
Coffee took me on a routine traffic stop
673
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,926
and let me turn on the police siren.
674
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,515
[tongue clicks]
Is everything okay?
675
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,019
Vanessa, would you mind taking a seat?
There’s something we should talk about.
676
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,437
What happened?
677
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,149
Just this little mishap.
Kind of hilarious, actually.
678
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,568
-Yeah, this--
-I think we need to remain calm.
679
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,904
[Amber Alert buzzing]
680
00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:44,699
[gasps]
681
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,744
-What is this?
-[Kareem] Huh?
682
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:49,996
What is this?
683
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:53,041
-It's a typo.
-[Vanessa] Okay, what part is the typo?
684
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,376
-Your name?
-Yeah, they can make mistakes.
685
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,296
My son's whole name is right here.
That's a typo?
686
00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,423
You don't believe those Amber Alerts,
do you?
687
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,343
-The amber alert is a typo?
-[Coffee] Yeah.
688
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:04,385
Ass.
689
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:09,349
Officer James Coffee is now a suspect
himself in a reported kidnapping.
690
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:13,353
12-year-old Kareem Manning was abducted
from his school earlier this afternoon.
691
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:17,774
The latest victim of what is being called
a dangerous psychotic break...
692
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:21,820
Okay, no, you need to start talking
right the fuck now.
693
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,781
All right, this all started when your son
tried to have me killed
694
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,491
because he saw us having sex this morning.
695
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:27,826
-What?
-And I'm pretty sure
696
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,744
he had sexual feelings for me, too.
697
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,287
-Shut up, you little shit!
-Hey!
698
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,707
Mom, we need to ditch this fool
and get the hell out of here!
699
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,794
I suggest a quick carb-load.
We don’t know when we’ll eat again!
700
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,922
We do need to get out of here,
all three of us! It’s not safe here.
701
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:44,968
Okay! I don’t know what the fuck
is going on, but I’m calling the police.
702
00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:46,386
-That's not a good idea.
-Kareem,
703
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,304
get your ass over here
right fucking now.
704
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,266
-Hello, 911?
-Coffee!
705
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:52,892
Great, I'm on hold.
706
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,478
Shit. Oh, fuck.
707
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,272
Nessa, put the phone down!
708
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,940
Don't call me that!
709
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,817
Mom, we gotta go!
710
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,194
You are grounded
for the rest of your natural black life!
711
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,280
Oh, why did I date a white guy?
712
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,241
My friend Sharon was right.
All of you are fucked up!
713
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,617
Put the phone down.
714
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,452
-Serial killers, shoot us
-We have to go!
715
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,455
with your goat yogurt, frisbee golf,
and picking fruit for fun!
716
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,627
Whoa, what the fuck?
717
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,505
Alright. In and out, folks. In and out.
718
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,050
What the fuck are you doing?
719
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,970
Why would you ring the doorbell like
we're delivering Amazon packages?
720
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,555
You know what we're coming to do, man.
721
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,223
What if they think Girl Scout Cookies?
722
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,683
No fingerprints, man.
723
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:36,561
-Thank you, don't touch shit.
-You're ringing the damn doorbell again?
724
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:39,063
You told me to take it off!
Do you want me to ring it or not?
725
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,399
You ring it like it's Halloween
looking like Ja Rule,
726
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,484
“Where would I be without"
looking-ass motherfucker.
727
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,653
Why you all picking on me?
My mental health is low!
728
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,863
-Settle down.
-How we get in?
729
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,449
I know how the fuck
we're gonna get inside. Move!
730
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,660
[Rodney] Oh!
That's louder than the doorbell.
731
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,872
[Kareem] Hands below the knee, Coffee! Go!
732
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,583
[electronic music thumping]
733
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,010
Jesus.
734
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,762
[Coffee] What were you thinking
back there?
735
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,972
You can't reason with a mad black woman.
736
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,391
There’s like six Tyler Perry movies
about that.
737
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:19,103
But you don’t tase your mom.
There’s a line, and that’s so far past it.
738
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,105
[Coffee] We gotta get out of here. Go!
739
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,357
Hey, I'm gonna check the back.
740
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,109
[strained groaning]
741
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,403
-[Orlando] Anything?
-Nothing.
742
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,446
Fuck!
743
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,412
Yo.
744
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,291
It’s me. Nah, they’re not here.
Well, they were here, but now they--
745
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:43,336
Okay, look-- Fine!
We’ll meet you at the spot.
746
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:44,671
Goddammit!
747
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:47,215
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Why are you eating?
748
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,384
I said don’t touch shit,
and now you’re touching shit!
749
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,135
-Is that cornbread?
-Yeah, it's warm, too.
750
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,345
Put it down, we gotta go.
751
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,138
He got his fingerprints
all over the plate.
752
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,516
That’s a good point.
Let’s take the plate and the fork.
753
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,811
Come on, man, I’ve been craving carbs.
My girl got me on this Keto bullshit.
754
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:02,021
["Do Right Man" playing]
755
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,825
J-dog! You want the usual room?
756
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:16,577
Shut your face.
I don't know what you're talking about.
757
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,789
Uh, I think you must have me confused
with somebody else.
758
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,376
Unless... Yes, I have been here before.
759
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,879
I was undercover with a female cop,
who was undercover as a nurse.
760
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,715
Eh, no one’s judging.
761
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,967
I'm a little short. What's in the sock?
762
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:32,844
[sighs]
763
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,722
[coins jangle]
764
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,684
So we'll just take a room,
whatever this gets us.
765
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,602
Also, your utmost discretion.
766
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,604
It's a police matter.
767
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,273
Sure.
768
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:46,899
Police matter.
769
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,485
Look, we're not up to
anything sketchy here, okay?
770
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,237
I hope you crack your case.
771
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,407
Get your mom out of the trunk.
772
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,537
[downbeat electronic music playing]
773
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,926
[sighs heavily]
774
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,473
[woman moaning]
775
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,266
What the fuck?
776
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:21,726
What the hell are you doing?
777
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,644
I was covering our tracks.
778
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,897
Making it sound like people are fucking.
779
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,899
That is what people do here, right?
780
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,650
It's the safest place I could think of.
781
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,653
At least in terms of laying low,
not in terms of hepatitis.
782
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:36,074
[TV reporter] And Officer James Coffee’s
night of mayhem continues...
783
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:39,911
...as he is now suspected in the gruesome
murder of a fellow police officer...
784
00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,329
I didn't kill Choi!
785
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,498
Police have refused to comment
on the matter.
786
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:47,376
They have set up checkpoints throughout
the city and on all major bridges--
787
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,587
-That's just fucking great, isn't it?
-Fuck!
788
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,548
Somebody's feeding the media
lies about me.
789
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,427
Somebody? Let's say it together,
dirty motherfucking cops.
790
00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:00,932
Stay here, watch your mom. I'm going to go
find Captain Hill and get this sorted out.
791
00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:03,684
-What if Hill is dirty, too?
-[Coffee] Hill is not a bad guy.
792
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:07,271
He has two foster children.
One of them's from Uganda.
793
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,940
What if he doesn't trust you?
794
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,359
You need to stop being a pussy,
795
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,569
so we can find out
who's dirty and take them out.
796
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,487
Remember last time
797
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,031
you tried to take someone out?
We wound up in a seedy motel room
798
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,576
that your mom and I happen to visit
twice a week during her lunch break...
799
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,870
to get away from her very
high maintenance son.
800
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,706
-Oh, you trying to be funny.
-Can we just call a truce?
801
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,210
And then as soon as we're through all this
we can go back to hating each other.
802
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,128
Fine.
803
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,256
-[Kareem] On two conditions.
-Great, conditions. Let's hear 'em.
804
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:37,301
First, if we survive, I want you
to stay the fuck away from my mom.
805
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:40,429
And second, I want you
to take me to a strip club.
806
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,516
All right. I will take you to the nastiest
strip club in all of Detroit.
807
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,519
I actually know one with a good buffet.
And if we survive,
808
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,895
we’ll talk about your mom.
809
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,106
-No deal.
-I'm not going to say that about your mom.
810
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,775
Okay? She's amazing
and I care about her too much.
811
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:54,735
Guess we're just going to sit here,
right?
812
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:57,113
I really care about her.
813
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,948
How's this for a plan?
814
00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:02,994
I tell the media that you was grooming
me to be your child-wife.
815
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:06,122
Made me wear dresses
and read Bible verses to me,
816
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:10,126
and force-fed me muscle relaxers
to loosen up my asshole.
817
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,587
It's messed up that you're threatening me
with that,
818
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,381
but it’s also messed up that you even
thought of it in the first place.
819
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,592
Two "messed-ups," motherfucker.
What you gonna do?
820
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,054
-Fine, I will stay away from your mom.
-Thank you.
821
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:25,391
Now, we need to find out
where the hell my phone is.
822
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,518
Forget about Captain Hill,
or whoever that is.
823
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,978
What are you doing?
824
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,730
Yo, Dom, it's me.
825
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,441
Shit did not go as planned.
826
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:34,984
Yeah, he's right here.
827
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,653
You know the way cops look at you?
Yeah, that's what he's doing.
828
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:40,072
-The phone!
-I need you to do me a favor
829
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,158
and sign in to Find My Phone for me.
830
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:47,288
Oh, yeah. The username is
Tossedsaladsbrokenhearts23.
831
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,582
There was already 22 people
with that username?
832
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,459
[funky music playing]
833
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,087
-Where are we going?
-I'll tell you on the way.
834
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,756
God, your mom's going to kill me.
835
00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:01,719
Don't worry, I left her a note explaining
the entire situation in detail.
836
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:12,480
@BrettHarris writes,
“Went to high school with Coffee.
837
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:15,691
Def enjoys f-ing kids.
Thoughts and prayers.”
838
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,611
Those are just a few of these
troubling testimonials
839
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:19,862
found on social media.
840
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:24,033
It’s no surprise, police are now offering
a $10,000 reward--
841
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,034
Hey, 9-1-1?
842
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,662
Yeah, I'll hold.
843
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,088
[Kareem] This is where Dom said it was.
844
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,006
[Coffee] We're gonna get that phone.
845
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,801
Orlando's definitely in there.
I recognized one of his guys.
846
00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,428
I'm more worried about what happens
when we get 'em.
847
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,723
He ain’t no bitch like you.
I mean, he’s not gonna just roll over
848
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,351
and snitch out the dirty cops
he’s working with.
849
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:54,105
I'll get Orlando to talk.
For now, let's focus on apprehending him.
850
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:55,856
"Apprehending."
851
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,484
You know what?
I know why you became a cop.
852
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,945
Yeah, to help people.
853
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:01,988
Nah.
854
00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:04,407
It's because you got picked on
when you were a kid.
855
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,951
That may have been part of it.
856
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,369
You know what the problem is?
857
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,788
Let’s see, I’m a pussy?
858
00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:12,123
Or a giant pussy?
859
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,624
Or maybe, like a little, tiny pussy?
860
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,377
I feel like you’re gonna say
something kinda pussy-related.
861
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,837
You don't know how to talk shit.
862
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,756
-Is that right?
-I got 42% body fat.
863
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,758
You know why I don't get picked on?
864
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,970
Kids try to fuck with me, but I fuck back.
865
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,141
It’s easy! There are really only
two things you need to know.
866
00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,768
You need to be aggressive and gay.
867
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,229
Real gay.
868
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,857
In a diamond,
"I don’t give a fuck," kind of way.
869
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,527
So that’s offensive and totally backwards.
870
00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:42,445
Look...
871
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:44,989
Suck my dick!
872
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,115
Come on, Coffee.
873
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:49,368
Do it! Before I smack you
upside the head with it.
874
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:53,414
Fucking suck my dick right now,
or I’m gonna fuck you inside out!
875
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,084
Okay, Jesus, calm down.
876
00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,337
I get it.
877
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:03,674
I mean, look at Mike Tyson.
He’s the OG of the shit.
878
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:07,261
I mean, sure he could fuck people up,
but when he starts talking about,
879
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,139
“I’m gonna eat your asshole out alive!
880
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:12,350
And I’m gonna fuck you until you love me!”
881
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,686
That shit is terrifying.
882
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,147
I will try and be more gay.
883
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,566
Good tip.
884
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,944
All right, I'm going in.
885
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,613
You're not going anywhere without me.
886
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,616
Yes, I am. You are going to stay here.
I can handle this.
887
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,118
Only thing you can handle
is my dick in your ass.
888
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,413
Oh, yeah? Well, you're a dick and an ass.
889
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,582
You're a dass.
890
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:40,795
[groans]
891
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:44,632
[safety clicks]
892
00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,112
Who the fuck are you?
893
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,113
Shit.
894
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:10,282
Drop that pistol and kick it over here.
Now!
895
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,536
Listen, can we just negotiate?
896
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:16,497
I don’t have any cash,
but I can give you my ATM card.
897
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,166
And the code? One, one, one...
898
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,085
one.
899
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,044
[Kareem] Yo!
900
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,339
Blade! When'd you get out, man?
901
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,759
What happened?
Must’ve ran out of O-positive for you?
902
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,887
If you’re feeling malnourished,
you can suck on these nuts, son!
903
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,767
-The hell are you doing in here?
-Feel free to thank me
904
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,352
for saving your sorry-ass life.
905
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,688
-It's too dangerous in here.
-I'm the best chance you got.
906
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,606
Let me talk shit and distract them.
907
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,401
No. You're going back to the car.
That is non-negotiable.
908
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,318
Shit.
909
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,987
Okay. Grab a leg.
910
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,531
[Coffee] He really does look like
Wesley Snipes.
911
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:53,701
-Come on.
-Wait.
912
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,910
-What?
-I don't get a gun?
913
00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:56,245
No!
914
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,205
You can use this.
915
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,292
What the fuck is this? Your fleshlight?
916
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,878
No, it's mace.
917
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:07,214
Police issue. It's very intense stuff,
it can stop a bear.
918
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,634
Evidently they've tested it on bears,
which I don't agree with.
919
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,553
Give me the motherfucking gun.
920
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:16,807
What the fuck you say?
921
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:20,311
I said, I ain’t giving you the courtesy
of spitting on it, either.
922
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,770
You taking that dick dry--
923
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:24,398
Dang.
924
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,858
Get him. Knock him out!
925
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,736
Quit playing grab-ass
with this motherfucker and put him out.
926
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,238
Call me lover boy!
927
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,323
Muah!
928
00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,826
Nah, uh-uh. Not feeling that.
929
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,036
Shit.
930
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:39,413
Go.
931
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,457
[stomach grumbling]
932
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,292
What's the matter? What are you doing?
933
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,627
I really gotta shit.
934
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,880
-Now?
-Just give me a second, man.
935
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,883
That carb-load was a bad fucking idea.
936
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,176
All right.
937
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,555
[hiccups]
[stomach rumbles]
938
00:41:57,806 --> 00:41:58,682
[sighs]
939
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,644
-All right. We're good.
-We're good. Let's go.
940
00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:03,479
["1/1" playing]
941
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:05,022
♪ I'm the only one ♪
942
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,483
♪ I'm one in the one ♪
943
00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:10,444
♪ Said I'm one in one
Yeah I'm one in the one♪
944
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,281
[Orlando] What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
945
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:18,035
-I'm buying today, okay?
-It's my lucky day.
946
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:22,915
[unintelligible arguing]
947
00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,833
[Orlando] Fucking cut this shit myself.
948
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,462
[Orlando] Hey, D, put Rodney on the phone.
949
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:29,755
Kareem!
950
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,841
-Fuck.
-[Orlando] We gotta do something, man.
951
00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:36,178
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ,
what's next? We gonna unionize?
952
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,973
I can't take breaks all goddamn day.
Can I? No.
953
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,308
-I'll do this shit my fucking self.
-You got this.
954
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,935
-[Orlando] What the fuck?
-[screams]
955
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:44,937
[Orlando] Come here, bitch.
956
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,189
This ass-whooping!
957
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,235
[woman] I had just bought my condo.
So I think I might have bed bugs.
958
00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:52,945
Do you know what that does
to resale value?
959
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:56,824
[Kareem] Yes, this is awesome!
This is always how the porn starts.
960
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:58,951
Shit, and I don't even have my phone.
961
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:01,579
-[woman] Does it look like a bite to you?
-Yes, totally a bite.
962
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,747
[tense music playing]
963
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:04,915
[bowls clatter on the floor]
964
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,960
-Want some more?
-Take that.
965
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,003
Oh, fuck, man.
966
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,298
-Yeah, take some of that!
-Quit fucking up my supply. Fuck!
967
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,674
[Orlando] Stop throwing cocaine!
968
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:19,138
[Coffee] Orlando Johnson,
you have the right to remain silent.
969
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,222
[mace cannister sprays]
970
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,308
-[Coffee laughs]
-[Orlando screams]
971
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,393
[Coffee screams]
972
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,562
[Mace clatters to floor]
973
00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:28,314
-[Coffee] My eyes!
-You fucking pussy!
974
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:32,443
I usually have a very clean
fucking drug lab and you fucked it up!
975
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:34,945
[shots fire]
976
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,363
[Coffee] Come on, motherfucker.
977
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,868
[Coffee] Working with dirty cops, huh?
How's that going to look in prison?
978
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,203
-You fucking maced me!
-You better hope you get--
979
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,496
[Kareem] Freeze!
980
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:45,497
[Orlando] Oh, shit!
981
00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:49,168
[Orlando] You fucking kidding me?
982
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:52,546
That’s fucking adorable. What is this?
You don’t even know how to use that, kid.
983
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,216
Well, I bet if I pulled this trigger,
someone would get pretty fucked up.
984
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,134
Nice work.
985
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,470
I got it. You okay?
986
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,680
Okay. Good job.
987
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,683
Who the fuck gives a kid a gun?
He’s like ten years old.
988
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:05,934
I gave it to him.
989
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,520
He was gonna mace me,
so I didn't have a choice.
990
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,689
He's gonna end up in jail one day
because of you.
991
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,650
I'm not the reason he's gonna
wind up in jail.
992
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,734
Hmm?
993
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,527
Besides, it's not even loaded.
994
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:21,033
[dramatic music playing]
995
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,255
Tell me where all the drugs are going,
who you're working for
996
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,257
and how all this shit works.
997
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,385
Where the drugs is going,
who I’m working for...
998
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,636
Man, I... Fuck you!
999
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,973
Y’all can talk tough all y’all want to.
If I snitch, I’m as good as dead!
1000
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,183
Goddamn it!
1001
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,521
This isn't working. He is very stubborn.
1002
00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:53,273
No shit, it ain’t working, man.
You’re a bitch-ass, Coffee.
1003
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,650
-[Coffee] Yeah.
-Fuck you!
1004
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,194
Why don't you get your muscle
some Twinkies? You hungry?
1005
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,696
You could eat? I know you could eat.
1006
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,824
I’d eat anything to get the taste
of your mom’s pussy out of my mouth.
1007
00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:03,701
Probably need
an anatomy textbook to find it.
1008
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,120
[Kareem] Could’ve used one.
I couldn’t tell if it was her ass
1009
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,204
or her pussy I was eating.
1010
00:45:07,287 --> 00:45:09,581
Ooh, you’re lucky I’m in this chair
cause if I weren’t,
1011
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:13,127
I’d take that fucking poker right there,
I’d shove it dead up your ass,
1012
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,296
-and then I’d shove it up your ass, too.
-You the one in the chair, motherfucker.
1013
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,173
[Orlando] Take me out the chair,
see what I do.
1014
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:20,467
-I'll beat your ass.
-Hold on a second.
1015
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,929
Suck my dick. What the fuck
is wrong with both of y'all, man?
1016
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,348
-Just wait, this is good.
-[Orlando] Suck my dick.
1017
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,599
Maybe I would like that.
1018
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,059
Yeah... What?
1019
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,102
What?
1020
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,229
Yeah, maybe...
1021
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:35,149
I've got a giant crush on you, Orlando.
1022
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,277
What? What the fuck is you talking about?
1023
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,029
I’m talking about,
I want to go on some dates, my man!
1024
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:46,160
I want to prove to you that I’m worthy
of your love, motherfucker! Yeah!
1025
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,911
Where is this shit coming from?
1026
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,164
Don't worry, I got this.
Gay and aggressive.
1027
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,332
[Kareem] You're coming off
weirdly romantic. I mean...
1028
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,584
Gay people love each other.
1029
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:56,420
They just want what anybody wants.
I’m telling you! This is gonna work.
1030
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:58,797
-That's not how you do...
It's alright.
1031
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:03,761
I will ask you all of your sexual needs
and desires.
1032
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,554
Why are you gazing at me like that?
1033
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:09,892
And then I’ll make love to you
in exactly the way that you specified!
1034
00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:11,852
Respecting every one of your boundaries!
1035
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,979
-Oh, hell no!
-[Orlando] Oh, my God. I’m confused.
1036
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:15,522
I mean, ain't you fucking his mother?
1037
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,900
Imagine how delighted you'll be
1038
00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:22,279
when you find out that foot rubs
are my love language!
1039
00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,740
I don't give a fuck
about your love language.
1040
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:26,158
What the fuck?
1041
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:30,996
Next thing you know, you’re introducing me
to your parents and they fucking love me!
1042
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:31,914
Don't, man...
1043
00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:34,166
[Coffee] What are you gonna say?
In eight short months,
1044
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:38,086
when we’re strolling down the boulevard
in Charleston, South Carolina...
1045
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,798
-Get up.
-... and I bust out a ring.
1046
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,050
And I say,
1047
00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:46,512
"Will you marry me?
1048
00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:48,764
-I love you!"
-"I'll have to think about it,"
1049
00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:50,140
is what I would say, okay?
1050
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,226
We only been dating,
what you say, eight months?
1051
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:54,311
And all of this-- Wait! Whoa!
1052
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,980
Will you fucking marry me?
1053
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,775
[Orlando] Somebody help me, please!
Please, man. Please.
1054
00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:00,776
[buzzing]
1055
00:47:00,859 --> 00:47:03,320
-No! Hey!
-Wait!
1056
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,530
[shushing]
1057
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:05,447
What's that?
1058
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,491
That's my motherfucking phone.
1059
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:09,159
I already searched you.
1060
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:10,911
[gulps]
1061
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:13,372
Did you put his phone in your ass crack?
1062
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,541
[buzzing and ringing continue]
1063
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,755
[Orlando in video] Oh, shit! Man!
1064
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:26,426
[Coffee] Wow, you know, I was wondering
why this phone was so important to you.
1065
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,220
Ballistics will show
that I didn’t shoot him.
1066
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,472
There’s no physical evidence
connecting me to the crime.
1067
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,559
But you. This is the only thing
that proves you didn't kill Choi.
1068
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,686
Man, you don't know me.
You don't know shit.
1069
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,896
[Coffee] Listen, you tell us everything
we want to know,
1070
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,314
and you can have this video
1071
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:42,067
and I will protect you
when this shit goes down.
1072
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:44,903
You think your boy's going
to go to jail for you?
1073
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:46,780
Nah.
1074
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,907
It's dog-eat-dog in these streets.
1075
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,952
-Take the deal.
-Fuck that, man.
1076
00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:54,371
Don't trust no cops.
1077
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:58,417
Coffee ain't dirty.
He's the one cop that you could trust.
1078
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,168
That's why he's so broke and sad.
1079
00:48:00,627 --> 00:48:02,629
-Thank you?
-[Kareem] No problem.
1080
00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:05,632
All right,
guess we'll just delete the video.
1081
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,886
No! Don’t! Don't delete it.
1082
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,264
-All right, it’s Watts.
-Watts?
1083
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:14,349
She's fucking dirty, man.
After I got arrested,
1084
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,852
we made a deal.
I snitched on all my suppliers, man.
1085
00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:18,562
She made all them busts because of me.
1086
00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,064
And the drugs that she incinerated,
they was fake.
1087
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:25,736
-Choi was in on it, he made the switch!
-Wow. Okay. What about the deal?
1088
00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:30,115
The deal going down tonight.
The old steel mill by the water.
1089
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,243
She’s selling dope to these crazy-ass
French-Canadians that I hooked up with.
1090
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:36,330
Man, look, I just was gonna get my nut,
and then I was out, right?
1091
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,916
I wanted to build like a fly-ass studio.
1092
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:42,586
Maybe one side a studio,
the other side would be a strip club?
1093
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,672
[Orlando] It was gonna be dope!
Coffee, you gotta protect me, man.
1094
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,424
Like, you gotta protect me.
1095
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:49,635
I said I was going to protect you
and I will.
1096
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:51,511
-[Coffee] You have my word.
-Okay.
1097
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:53,597
Bad cop, gay cop, motherfucker.
1098
00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:57,684
Wait, why can’t I just ride
in the back with y'all?
1099
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,728
Coffee, you said you’d protect me!
1100
00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:02,564
Trust me, tonight,
this trunk is the safest place in Detroit.
1101
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:03,482
[Orlando] No, wait!
1102
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,317
This fucking trunk's
getting a lot of action.
1103
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,860
[Orlando] Where we going?
1104
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:10,572
[phone beeps]
1105
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,741
Hill, it's Coffee.
1106
00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:16,328
Don't talk, just listen.
I have something I need to share with you,
1107
00:49:16,411 --> 00:49:19,456
but I need to see you in person.
Meet me at Venus in 30 minutes.
1108
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:22,834
Yeah, the one with the good buffet.
And come alone, we can't trust anyone.
1109
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,546
[Kareem's voice] "Dear Mom,
I want you to know
1110
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,049
that Coffee told me
to shoot you with the taser.
1111
00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:32,135
I didn’t wanna do it,
but he said it was our only option!
1112
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:35,722
You have horrible taste in men
and he is no exception.
1113
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,392
I went with him to find the dirty cops
who are after us,
1114
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,478
because he is a huge pussy
1115
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,063
and probably couldn’t do it himself!
1116
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:46,066
Do not go to the police.
It’s for your own safety!
1117
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:48,193
I’ll be back later.
Love, Kareem.
1118
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,446
P.S. Sorry for the bad language."
1119
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,740
[Rodney] Was it room three or room four?
1120
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,660
-[D] Look at the fucking key!
-[Rodney] Don't raise your voice at me.
1121
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:58,412
You have to understand
the chain of command.
1122
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,288
Now, when you shot that manager’s
knee-cap off,
1123
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,082
I felt like
that’s a passive aggressive move
1124
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,168
to really shoot me!
Sometimes, because we’re carrying guns,
1125
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,046
I feel like it makes us tempted
to use ‘em, and we don’t have to.
1126
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,425
We need to put these down
and pick these up. Our voices.
1127
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:12,384
Okay?
1128
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,761
Yo, where the fuck you going?
It’s right here.
1129
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:15,971
Give me the goddamn key.
1130
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:17,723
You better stop with all that
Dr. Phil shit.
1131
00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:19,683
Putting your feelings
and all that TED Talk shit
1132
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,018
you got in your fucking head.
1133
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,936
You need to get in the goddamn game.
1134
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,063
You better keep up with my black ass.
Let’s go.
1135
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,608
[Rodney] Yo, we know you in here!
Don’t make this harder than it’s gotta be!
1136
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:31,445
[Coffee] What I tell you about the buffet,
not bad, right?
1137
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,948
[Kareem] Yeah, this is my scene,
right here.
1138
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,324
[hip hop bass line]
1139
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,744
Listen, the only reason we’re here
is because we made a deal
1140
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,203
and I’m a man of my word.
1141
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:43,790
But you have to give me your word
that you won’t tell your mom about this.
1142
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,334
Just tell her we went to Chuck E. Cheese.
1143
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:47,461
That's cool.
1144
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:52,049
Since we're here
and there are naked ladies everywhere,
1145
00:50:52,924 --> 00:50:53,925
you got any questions?
1146
00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,635
About girls?
1147
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,345
The birds and the bees?
1148
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,306
You're not my dad, asshole.
1149
00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:01,641
Fair enough. Duly noted.
1150
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:03,810
But I should also point out,
1151
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,646
I know I'm not your dad.
I don't want to be your dad.
1152
00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:08,523
[Coffee] No offense, I just...
1153
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,651
I'm terrified at the idea of having kids.
1154
00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,737
I'm just afraid I would be a bad father...
1155
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:18,408
and I actually think there's a lot of
evidence for that right now.
1156
00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:20,494
It's just I don't know how...
1157
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:22,329
to be a parent.
1158
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:23,997
Your mom is incredible.
1159
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:27,876
I just... I don't get it.
I didn't have good role models.
1160
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,087
Remember when I told you about my stepdad?
1161
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,756
-I lied.
-Yeah, no shit.
1162
00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:34,883
No, I mean I had a stepdad.
1163
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:37,010
I just... We weren't best friends.
1164
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:41,139
He was a pretty big piece of shit,
actually.
1165
00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,350
Treated my mom like garbage.
1166
00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,395
Pushed me around a lot, you know.
1167
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,565
We had to call the cops on him. A lot.
1168
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,692
That's actually how I met Hill.
1169
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:57,114
He used to come in there...
scare the shit out of my stepdad.
1170
00:51:58,406 --> 00:51:59,908
And that's why I became a cop.
1171
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,371
Can I tell you something, Coffee?
1172
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,873
Yeah! Yeah, of course. Anything.
1173
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:11,378
About two weeks ago,
I shot my first load.
1174
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:13,004
Excuse me?
1175
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:16,424
Ejaculated.
Blew my nose out of my dick. Come on, man.
1176
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,135
Yeah, I know what it is.
1177
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,303
It's just that you're 12.
1178
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,598
I saw this post on Reddit
about the clit-osaurus,
1179
00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,685
and how it’s like a 100 dicks
in one little button.
1180
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,728
I need to press that button, Coffee.
1181
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:31,606
You need to stay off of Reddit, okay?
1182
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,650
And when it comes to women,
forget about the body!
1183
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,903
There’s so much more to women
than just sex.
1184
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:40,699
Just find somebody
who is your real friend and partner.
1185
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:42,951
That’s the jackpot.
1186
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,329
To be honest,
women scare the shit out of me.
1187
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,039
I mean, where do you even start?
1188
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:49,207
That's a great question.
1189
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,710
You got to just be genuine. Be yourself.
1190
00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:53,044
But also be curious,
1191
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:56,548
ask them about themselves,
find out what their interests are.
1192
00:52:57,048 --> 00:52:58,967
Right? Hey, excuse me.
1193
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:02,512
My friend here
would like to practice with a lady.
1194
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:06,266
The Champagne room's $150,
but that doesn't include extras.
1195
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,685
I meant practice talking with a lady.
1196
00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:10,645
Well, you know, money talks, too, sweetie.
1197
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,272
Of course.
1198
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:15,817
Yes, and here you go.
You accept change, right?
1199
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,404
What's your name, sugar?
1200
00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,243
-Umm, Kareem, what's yours?
-Thursday.
1201
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,871
Tell me about yourself, Thursday.
1202
00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,414
I was born and raised in Detroit
1203
00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:31,249
and I have an associate's degree
in biology
1204
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,043
and I'm studying to be a veterinarian.
1205
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:36,713
Hmm, that's interesting.
What do you do for fun?
1206
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:40,217
I like to jog.
I'm really into CSI: New York.
1207
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,010
I love me some Gary Sinise.
1208
00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,386
Sinise is the best.
1209
00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:45,347
How much to look at your pussy?
1210
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,348
Five dollars.
1211
00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:49,059
No. What? Did you hear anything I said?
1212
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:51,269
-What the fuck is going on here?
-[Coffee] Hill!
1213
00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:53,063
Thank God you're here. Listen...
1214
00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:56,900
I have video evidence on this phone
that I did not kill Choi.
1215
00:53:57,734 --> 00:54:00,570
Also, I know it's impossible to believe,
but...
1216
00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:02,489
Detective Watts is dirty.
1217
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,115
Nastier than shit.
1218
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:07,869
Oh, my God, what? Watts is the bad guy?
1219
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,162
Why is she here?
1220
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,081
All right, everybody! Show’s over!
1221
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:13,291
[Watts] It’s police business.
I have to respectfully,
1222
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,876
woman to woman, ask you to leave!
1223
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,378
-[Watts] Gotta go home.
-She's dirty.
1224
00:54:16,461 --> 00:54:20,215
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out!
1225
00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:22,717
Go home! Work on your marriages!
1226
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:24,177
Jesus!
1227
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:26,888
Okay, you two. Let's take a walk out back.
1228
00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:28,598
Not so fast, Watts.
1229
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,725
Yeah, that's what's up.
1230
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,185
Drop the gun, Coffee.
1231
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:36,022
What? This fucking guy?
1232
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,023
He's dirty?
1233
00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:40,527
You and you are dirty?
1234
00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:42,612
[Watts] Honestly,
Hill wanted to include you
1235
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,449
and he suggested it, and I laughed for,
like, ten minutes.
1236
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,243
I'm sorry, Coffee.
1237
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:51,830
[Hill] I tried dropping hints.
1238
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:54,624
Remember when you asked me
how could I afford that Jaguar,
1239
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,209
and I told you drug money?
1240
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:57,919
Yeah, that was a good hint.
1241
00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:00,588
[Hill] When I took that kilo home,
it wasn't to analyze it.
1242
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:02,465
I love cocaine.
1243
00:55:02,757 --> 00:55:04,009
I do it all the time.
1244
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,177
You came back with test results.
1245
00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:09,139
I can give you test results.
I'm higher than a motherfucker right now!
1246
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,223
I like it.
1247
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,808
I guess I'm the asshole.
1248
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:14,728
Wise up. This is Detroit, baby.
1249
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:15,687
[Hill] The--
1250
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,355
-[Coffee] No!
-[Kareem] Shit!
1251
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,691
More for me! I get a bigger share.
1252
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:20,775
You're crazy.
1253
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:24,529
Yeah, I just killed the person
I’m in cahoots with. It’s intentional.
1254
00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:27,032
All right, Linda, think.
How’s this gonna work?
1255
00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:30,994
[exhales] You let Orlando escape custody
because you're working with him.
1256
00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:33,330
When the kid saw you kill Choi,
you killed him and his mom,
1257
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:35,040
and you killed Hill! You killed everyone.
1258
00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:37,667
And, ooh! My guys are already
at that shit motel
1259
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:41,171
where you’re hiding your mother,
so... pretty good at this.
1260
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:42,547
You forgot one thing, Watts.
1261
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:45,550
-Mhm?
-If I killed Kareem, then why...
1262
00:55:46,259 --> 00:55:48,470
That actually... Yeah, shit.
That's airtight.
1263
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,765
What's up, little man?
You look like you're about to cry.
1264
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,850
[Watts] Don't worry.
You'll be with your mom soon.
1265
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,604
In heaven. But you’ll be together,
if you believe in that. I don’t.
1266
00:55:57,979 --> 00:55:59,272
Don't do this.
1267
00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:00,732
Close your eyes, kid.
1268
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,567
I don't want to.
1269
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,778
Close your eyes.
1270
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:08,865
[tense music builds]
1271
00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:10,867
[sighs heavily]
1272
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,160
[Coffee] Run![
1273
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,371
[Watts] Fuck you!
1274
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,290
Where's the fucking kid?
1275
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,501
Fuck!
1276
00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:20,794
[Watts] My eyes!
1277
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:24,005
Kareem! Where are you, you little shit?
1278
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,632
-[Coffee] Run, Kareem!
-[Watts] Kareem!
1279
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,384
Fuck!
1280
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:28,301
[Coffee groans]
1281
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:29,803
Get up, motherfucker!
1282
00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:33,431
Where the fuck are you?
1283
00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:37,644
[Coffee grunts and groans]
1284
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,312
Fuck.
1285
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:43,650
All right, little man. One-time offer.
You come out now,
1286
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,944
hey, we could put the blame
on this motherfucker,
1287
00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:47,695
and you and your mom can go free!
1288
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:48,988
[Coffee] Don't listen!
1289
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:52,575
-You have three seconds to decide.
-[Coffee] Don't listen to her!
1290
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:53,493
One.
1291
00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:55,662
Two.
1292
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,080
Oh, shit!
1293
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,543
[Kareem] Shit!
[screams]
1294
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:03,503
[Coffee grunts]
1295
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:04,879
Sorry!
1296
00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,298
[Coffee coughs]
1297
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,259
Come on, get in!
1298
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,886
I haven't got time for that shit.
Get the fuck in!
1299
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,138
[Coffee moans]
1300
00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:15,432
[tires squeal]
1301
00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:19,185
[Orlando] Hello? Is anybody there?
Can anybody please help me!
1302
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,228
Please help me!
1303
00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:22,564
Oh, no, please don't shoot me!
1304
00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:26,192
Oh, Watts! I'm so glad to see you.
Listen, Coffee held me hostage.
1305
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:27,902
Man, this motherfucker's crazy.
1306
00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:31,406
Get out of the fucking trunk!
You're driving.
1307
00:57:31,906 --> 00:57:33,241
[heavy rock music]
1308
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,325
[both screaming]
1309
00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:39,038
[horn honks]
1310
00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:40,081
Slow down! I’m dying!
1311
00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:42,750
If you die on me, Coffee,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1312
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,419
They have my fucking Mom!
1313
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,422
You're gonna kill us both!
Use the brake!
1314
00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,591
-Which one is that?
-It's the one on the left!
1315
00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:50,633
[brakes squeal]
1316
00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,178
Oh, shit!
1317
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:54,721
[tires squeal]
1318
00:57:55,513 --> 00:57:56,389
[Kareem] Fuck!
1319
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:57,515
[screaming]
1320
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,516
Go!
1321
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,769
If you have any use of your motor skills,
1322
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,022
you might want to shoot
the fucking bad guy!
1323
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,108
-I'm going out. Hold steady!
-I'll try my best.
1324
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,735
If you lose him, it is your ass.
1325
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,904
Do you see how this kid is driving?
1326
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,238
Hold on!
1327
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,990
[funky music plays]
1328
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,165
Yeah, get 'em!
1329
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,125
-[loud clang]
-[Coffee groans]
1330
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:25,502
[both gasp and laugh]
1331
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,338
Fucking kid's going to do the job for us!
1332
00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:29,672
[siren wails]
1333
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,760
[Coffee] Shit!
1334
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,345
-[Coffee] Ah.
-Shit. You all right?
1335
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:38,640
Just pull over and stop.
Let them kill me. I'm done.
1336
00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:45,188
-Oh, oh.
-[engine revs]
1337
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,609
[over megaphone] Oh, my God.
Get out of the way!
1338
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,694
Is that a fucking roundabout?
1339
00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:53,530
-[Orlando] No!
-[Watts] Go!
1340
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:54,614
Roundabout!
1341
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,786
[both screaming]
1342
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,290
[Watts] What the hell is going on?
1343
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:06,417
Are they chasing us
or are we chasing them?
1344
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:07,335
I don't know!
1345
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:10,755
This is the police.
1346
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:14,717
Officer James Coffee is wanted
for double homicide and kidnapping.
1347
00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,136
Officer Coffee is also a known pervert.
1348
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,681
Hide your children
and their tiny buttholes.
1349
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,641
This man is dangerous.
1350
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,851
Detective Watts is a liar and a murderer.
1351
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,688
Everything she's saying must be taken
with a grain of salt.
1352
00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:29,649
Your ex-wife used to cover her body
in grains of salt,
1353
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:32,151
and let half the Pistons shoot
tequila shots off her.
1354
00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,654
That is a lie.
They were not basketball players.
1355
00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:35,822
Gimme that shit.
1356
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,284
Detective Watts is just mad
because she looks like
1357
00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:41,828
an old-ass Taylor Swift on meth.
1358
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:42,745
Oh, fuck!
1359
00:59:44,038 --> 00:59:46,291
[Watts] Fuck!
1360
00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:52,088
I'm gonna be sick.
1361
00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:53,548
Fuck!
1362
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,175
Hold on!
1363
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:58,636
-[Coffee] Watch out!
-[Kareem screams]
1364
01:00:03,891 --> 01:00:07,228
[Coffee] Yes!
[laughs]
1365
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,314
-High five, buddy!
-I'm an amazing, fucking driver!
1366
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:11,190
-Yeah!
-Fuck yeah!
1367
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,234
-Eyes on the road.
-Oh, shit!
1368
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,153
I don’t want to take
no fucking driver’s test.
1369
01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:18,781
You tell that motherfucking DMV guy
that I’m an amazing driver!
1370
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,201
I will tell them.
You deserve a driver's license right now.
1371
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,662
-Yeah, Let's go get my mom!
-Let's go get your mom. Yeah.
1372
01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,251
Call Rodney.
Tell him to bring the fucking girlfriend
1373
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:31,628
-to the steel mill.
-Okay.
1374
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:38,843
-[Kareem] Mom! What happened!
-[Coffee] Oh, shit. Vanes...
1375
01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:41,304
-[Kareem] What the hell? Mom!
-{Coffee] Oh my God.
1376
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,599
Oh, shit!
1377
01:00:44,682 --> 01:00:46,684
-[Coffee] Oh my God.
-[Kareem] No.
1378
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,354
[Coffee] Oh, no.
1379
01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,440
My fault. Shit.
1380
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:54,692
They have my mom.
1381
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,155
They have my fucking mom!
1382
01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:03,409
[sobbing]
1383
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,037
Hey...
1384
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,040
-Hey, buddy.
-[Kareem] It's all my fucking fault, man.
1385
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:12,585
We're going to figure this out, okay?
We'll find her. It's okay.
1386
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,671
Fuck that. We gotta do something.
1387
01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:17,215
We need to get them motherfuckers,
right, Coffee?
1388
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:19,050
Yes. Yes, of course. We just...
1389
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,345
We gotta be smart. Watts is dangerous.
1390
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,930
Man, nah, fuck that!
1391
01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:27,141
We can get an arsenal off the internet
within the hour.
1392
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,894
AK-47s, napalm, grenades!
1393
01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:32,313
It's gonna be on and popping
in this bitch!
1394
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:35,066
No! Hey, Kareem, come on!
This isn't a video game!
1395
01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:37,402
None of that stuff's
gonna bring your mom back.
1396
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,779
-We gotta try!
-No! I'm not gonna let you leave.
1397
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,447
Coffee, get the fuck outta my way!
1398
01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,365
No!
1399
01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:43,700
[Coffee grunts]
1400
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:44,701
See what we learned?
1401
01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,536
Sit your ass down, now!
1402
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,122
You don't tell me what to do.
You're not my dad.
1403
01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:51,666
Yeah, unlike your dad, I didn't leave.
I'm still here.
1404
01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:53,543
My dad died from cancer.
1405
01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:54,460
He did?
1406
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:57,422
I'm so sorry. The point is...
1407
01:01:58,172 --> 01:01:59,257
I'm putting my foot down.
1408
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,801
Oh, now you wanna grow a pair of balls.
How fucking convenient.
1409
01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,594
-[door clicks]
-I wish I did a few weeks ago.
1410
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,722
I'd have dumped your mom
when you entered the picture.
1411
01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:07,890
-Save myself from a whole lot of trouble!
-[door slams]
1412
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:09,684
-Excuse me!
-[Coffee] Vanessa!
1413
01:02:10,017 --> 01:02:10,852
Mom!
1414
01:02:10,935 --> 01:02:14,105
Don't you ever talk to my son
like that again.
1415
01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:16,441
-Baby, come here. Are you okay?
-Mommy! Yeah.
1416
01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:19,235
-Did they hurt you?
-I'm okay.
1417
01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:20,528
You were gonna dump me?
1418
01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:23,072
You are lucky to be with me, motherfucker.
1419
01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:24,323
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
1420
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,784
What the hell happened?
We thought you were kidnapped!
1421
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:29,495
Oh, you thought I was gonna let some
punk kids fuck with me?
1422
01:02:30,204 --> 01:02:32,582
I handled them
like their mothers should have.
1423
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,628
[D] You better give me the goddamn key!
And you better keep up with my black ass.
1424
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:38,546
Let’s go.
1425
01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:42,425
Yo, we know you in here.
Don’t make it harder than it’s gotta be!
1426
01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:44,218
-[Vanessa grunts]
-[Rodney] Fuck!
1427
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:47,346
-[D] Shit!
-[both grunting]
1428
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:50,892
[Vanessa] Bitch! Stop! No!
1429
01:02:50,975 --> 01:02:52,935
[Rodney shrieking]
1430
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,522
[D] Fucking shit!
1431
01:02:58,107 --> 01:02:59,275
[high-pitched scream]
1432
01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,987
Fuck! Lady, I don't want to fuck you up!
1433
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,449
-You ain't gonna do shit!
-[D] Rodney, help me, man!
1434
01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:08,576
-[Rodney screaming]
-[D] Help me, man!
1435
01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,037
[Vanessa shouts]
1436
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:13,581
[Vanessa] You're next, bitch!
1437
01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:16,000
[D screaming]
1438
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,253
[Rodney] No, wait! No!
1439
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:21,506
[gurgling]
1440
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,424
Where's my son? Huh?
1441
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:24,342
Wait, stop!
1442
01:03:31,432 --> 01:03:35,186
I told you, James, when it comes to
my son, I don't fuck around.
1443
01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:36,103
Come on, baby.
1444
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:37,730
No, wait!
1445
01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:39,899
-[D] You crying?
-[Rodney] Shut up.
1446
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:42,360
-[D] What you crying for?
-[Rodney] That's Orlando's ringtone.
1447
01:03:42,443 --> 01:03:45,822
Oh, shit. Come on!
Orlando! If you can hear me,
1448
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,574
we're tied up in this minivan.
We're at the Proburt Motel.
1449
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,243
You gotta send help. This bitch is crazy.
1450
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,119
Don’t fuck with no single mother
with kids.
1451
01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:53,579
I’m telling you, it’s not worth it.
1452
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,249
It only ends one way,
and that’s your head in the toilet,
1453
01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:57,333
eating human shit!
1454
01:03:57,416 --> 01:04:00,294
-[Vanessa]... the police!
-She coming. Play dead!
1455
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:01,796
-[Coffee] What about us?
-Oh, please.
1456
01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:04,298
-[Coffee] Kareem, come on!
-You'll be better off, remember?
1457
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:07,301
Yeah, you was gonna dump me!
Remember, huh?
1458
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:11,389
I didn't mean that!
I've... just been shot!
1459
01:04:11,472 --> 01:04:15,643
Kareem, come on. We're a team!
We're like Crockett and Stubbs.
1460
01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:17,395
James, goodbye.
1461
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,982
And put your seat belt on.
Don't think I forgot about that taser.
1462
01:04:21,065 --> 01:04:24,485
-[Rodney] Listen to your moms, bitch!
-Hey, did I give you permission to speak?
1463
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,362
-[Rodney] No, ma'am.
-Sit your bitch-ass back.
1464
01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:27,864
[Rodney] Okay, I'm sorry.
1465
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,073
No!
1466
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,951
[Coffee] Vanessa, please, just...
1467
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,370
[Coffee] Stop!
[grunts]
1468
01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:35,913
[Vanessa and Rodney grunt]
1469
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:37,290
If you leave now....
1470
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:39,125
It's officially over.
1471
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:40,334
[screams]
1472
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:44,547
[groans]
1473
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,090
[brakes squeal]
1474
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,635
-[Kareem and Vanessa scream]
-[Coffee] No, Vanessa! Kareem!
1475
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,346
[Vanessa] Get off of me!
[screaming]
1476
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,683
Shit. No!
1477
01:04:55,766 --> 01:04:58,019
[engine revs]
[car peels out]
1478
01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:58,978
Kareem!
1479
01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:02,148
[Coffee groans]
1480
01:05:02,231 --> 01:05:04,692
[screams]
[fires shots into air]
1481
01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,705
[bass heavy beat]
1482
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,919
[breathing heavily]
1483
01:05:25,504 --> 01:05:26,464
Watts...
1484
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:27,965
it's Coffee.
1485
01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:30,718
This ends tonight.
1486
01:05:31,218 --> 01:05:34,472
[Coffee in voice-over] I trade my life
for Kareem and Vanessa's.
1487
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:41,187
To the good people of Detroit, Michigan,
this is James Coffee,
1488
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:43,397
formerly of
the Detroit Metro Police Department.
1489
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:47,026
For the past three months,
I’ve been dating Vanessa Manning.
1490
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:49,987
Her son Kareem and I have
an understandably fraught relationship,
1491
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,197
but we’re working on it.
1492
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,992
He sees me as a threat.
It’s a dynamic that happens all the time.
1493
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:57,078
I’m reading a book about it.
I highly recommend it.
1494
01:05:57,161 --> 01:05:58,412
I’ll put a link in the comments.
1495
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:02,124
The point is it was never, like,
a kidnapper-kidnappee kind of dynamic.
1496
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,795
I’ve come to realize
that I love the two of them
1497
01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:07,463
more than anything else in the world,
1498
01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:09,090
and I’m about to prove it.
1499
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:12,677
I’m requesting tactical units
to the River Street steel mill
1500
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,428
where a drug deal is going down tonight,
1501
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:17,390
orchestrated by the corrupt detective,
Linda Watts.
1502
01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:20,142
It has been my honor and privilege
to serve as an officer of the law
1503
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,519
these last 15 years.
1504
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,480
I’m not crazy.
1505
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:32,738
[Watts speaking French]
1506
01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:35,449
Orlando, I think my ass is infected.
1507
01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,827
Welcome, yes.
No, I shouldn't have an accent.
1508
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,203
I should be myself.
1509
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:42,248
["I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
playing]
1510
01:06:42,331 --> 01:06:49,088
♪ ... Yeah I'll do anything
That you want me to ... ♪
1511
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,094
[Watts] Alright, here we go.
1512
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,763
We're going to deal with a human mistake
for about five minutes
1513
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:58,973
and then it's gonna be over.
1514
01:06:59,056 --> 01:07:01,517
Orlando, get the woman and her kid.
1515
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,228
[Watts] Orlando?
1516
01:07:04,311 --> 01:07:07,440
Get your fucking head in the game!
Go get them, and bring them outside!
1517
01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:10,943
Okay. Yeah.
Your little boyfriend's here. Let's go
1518
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,445
[Vanessa] Stop touching me
1519
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:14,447
[Watts] They're here.
Get the fuck out of the car!
1520
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:15,573
[radio speaker screeches]
1521
01:07:15,656 --> 01:07:17,825
Send over the woman and child.
1522
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:22,204
Nope, you gotta hold your bitch mouth
further from the microphone!
1523
01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:25,833
Oh, this is a different one
than the one in my squad car.
1524
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,960
-[Watts] It's the same.
-It's a different brand radio.
1525
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,628
I don't know. Does this sound okay?
1526
01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:30,671
[grunt and yelp]
1527
01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:31,672
It's still too close.
1528
01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,716
[Coffee] Yeah, this radio's
very sensitive.
1529
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:35,801
-Is that better?
-That's better.
1530
01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:37,470
[Coffee] Okay, great.
1531
01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:41,474
-[Coffee] Send over the woman and child.
-No! Get the fuck out of the car.
1532
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:42,850
[Coffee] Not until they're safe.
1533
01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:45,728
I trade my life for theirs,
that's the deal.
1534
01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:51,025
The deal is, they’re gonna walk over
after you get out of the fucking car.
1535
01:07:51,108 --> 01:07:52,735
[Coffee] I feel we're on different pages.
1536
01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:56,864
I think that if I get halfway there,
then you can release them.
1537
01:07:56,947 --> 01:07:58,449
Then I will come the rest of the way.
1538
01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:01,869
That’s like a Helen Keller square dance
that I don’t wanna be a part of.
1539
01:08:01,952 --> 01:08:06,248
Okay, let’s hear your idea. Give me
a proposal and I’ll give you a counter.
1540
01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:11,420
You get out of the fucking car
or I give this child a 600-week abortion.
1541
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:12,338
Okay?
1542
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,381
If they die...
1543
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:16,801
we all die.
1544
01:08:18,719 --> 01:08:22,264
You don't have the balls
to pull some gangster shit, Coffee.
1545
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:24,141
I got the balls, Watts.
1546
01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:29,438
[moans]
1547
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:31,690
I got a...
1548
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:35,361
couple of big, green, oval-shaped balls.
1549
01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:37,238
[all] What?
1550
01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:38,239
Grenades!
1551
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,699
Okay? I'm talking about grenades.
1552
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:42,827
-[Orlando] Holy shit, he got grenades!
-[Vanessa] God!
1553
01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:46,539
No. Guys, do not be scared.
He's bluffing.
1554
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,957
These grenades are real.
1555
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,001
They're not. This is a man
who jerks off to Glenn Close.
1556
01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:53,170
We're safe. We've never been safer.
1557
01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:54,964
You know what's funny?
1558
01:08:56,423 --> 01:08:59,718
I didn't think I actually had
the grenades to end all this...
1559
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:04,014
but Kareem made me realize
I've had the grenades all along.
1560
01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:06,767
I just needed something
worth fighting for.
1561
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,853
-[grenade hits the ground]
-[screams]
1562
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:11,021
That was a good shot!
1563
01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:13,107
Fuck! Run! Run!
1564
01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:14,817
[all screaming]
1565
01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:19,738
I ain't afraid of no grenade--
1566
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,490
[all screaming]
1567
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:23,492
-[grenade drops]
-[Coffee] Shit!
1568
01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:28,205
[ringing]
[sound muffled]
1569
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:31,333
[Watts] No!
1570
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,210
My drugs!
1571
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:36,130
-Oh, shit!
-My fucking drugs!
1572
01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:37,631
[Vanessa whispering]
1573
01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:39,216
[Rodney] Gross.
1574
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,052
[Watts] We gotta get it pushed through
in 5 minutes! We’ll clean it up.
1575
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:44,096
Let’s pack this and move it in!
1576
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,308
The Canadians are coming,
so, still wanna make a good impression!
1577
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:48,893
[Watts] Orlando?
1578
01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:52,229
You find that fucking family
and you execute them all.
1579
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,274
Hey, Orlando,
1580
01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:57,484
-can I get you a sandwich?
-[Orlando] I don't...
1581
01:09:57,568 --> 01:10:00,029
Just grab two pieces of bread
with a tampon in the middle of it?
1582
01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,363
-I don't...
-For your pussy.
1583
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:02,448
I'm not... What?
1584
01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:05,284
My man Rodney.
I think you deserve a promotion.
1585
01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:08,037
And I’m gonna need you to set
a precedent high up there
1586
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:10,122
by murdering a child and his mother.
1587
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:14,001
Yes! Finally! Finally, fuck! Yes!
1588
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:15,586
-[Watts] Yes.
-[Rodney] Thank you!
1589
01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:17,254
This couldn’t have come at a better time.
1590
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:20,090
My colleagues were bullying me.
I told them it’s time that I’m a leader.
1591
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,635
Make it look like
Coffee murder-suicided it.
1592
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:25,930
You heard what she said.
Step to it, bitch.
1593
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:26,889
Fuck you.
1594
01:10:27,139 --> 01:10:29,475
See? That's the bullying
I'm talking about.
1595
01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:33,354
-I'm sorry I doubted your balls, Coffee.
-That's okay.
1596
01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,856
-[Vanessa] That's a dead end.
-[Kareem] This way.
1597
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,071
[Orlando] Hey!
Where you think y'all are going?
1598
01:10:42,154 --> 01:10:43,989
[Coffee] Shit.
You don't wanna do this, Orlando.
1599
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,366
You think I'm doing this for fun?
1600
01:10:45,449 --> 01:10:47,284
I can see you’ve been through a lot.
1601
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,578
Now, look. We can all get out of here
together and alive.
1602
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,746
Fuck this.
1603
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,126
Orlando, this isn't you.
This is not like you at all.
1604
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:58,587
-You don't know me, lady.
-I do know. A mother knows.
1605
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,631
-I know that you're scared.
-That's right, Mom.
1606
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,508
You a bitch, man! You a bitch!
1607
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:03,842
Shut up. You don’t know shit.
1608
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,095
You just a little-ass kid
with little-ass kid nuts!
1609
01:11:06,178 --> 01:11:09,848
Hey, hey! You are a bitch. Watts is
fucking you in the face right now.
1610
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,059
-Cause you a bitch!
-Who a bitch? Me? You a bitch!
1611
01:11:12,142 --> 01:11:15,104
-You don’t kill shit, motherfucker!
-Don’t you call me a bitch!
1612
01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:17,523
-Don’t you call me a bitch.
-You're being a bitch.
1613
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:18,774
Both of y'all some bitches.
1614
01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:21,652
Shut the fuck up already!
All right. Jesus!
1615
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:25,406
The level of insecurity with you guys
is unbelievable.
1616
01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:26,615
"I’m a bitch, you’re a bitch!
1617
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,785
No, I got a big dick!
No, my big dick hangs low like King Kong."
1618
01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:31,787
Shut the fuck up with all the posturing!
1619
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:34,957
No one is as tough as they say they are.
You're all soft!
1620
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,711
And Orlando,
you’re not gonna shoot anybody, okay?
1621
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:41,964
I see you. I see straight through you.
You’re just like my son.
1622
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:43,841
'Cause we both gangster?
1623
01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:45,759
No! No, because you’re a good boy.
1624
01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,929
Both of you, you’re good boys.
You’re just insecure as hell,
1625
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:51,849
and so you put on these tough acts
to protect yourself from getting hurt.
1626
01:11:51,932 --> 01:11:55,436
But, hey, I have a plan.
Why don’t we put our egos aside?
1627
01:11:55,519 --> 01:11:56,645
And get the fuck out of here
1628
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,939
because your crazy-ass boss
is gonna kill us all!
1629
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:06,697
Shit, man!
1630
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:09,450
Goddamn!
1631
01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,077
Fucking soft.
1632
01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:14,288
I ain’t never shot nobody in my life.
1633
01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:17,583
-That's okay. I'm soft, too.
-Yeah, we know that, James.
1634
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,668
I just wanted to do the music.
Now, all of a sudden,
1635
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:22,212
I’ve got to live up to some shit
I said on track when I was 17?
1636
01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:25,507
Fucking tired of this shit, man!
I’m always anxious, you know?
1637
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,801
-I wanted to be a dentist.
-That's amazing.
1638
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,261
I wanted to fix people's teeth.
1639
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:31,263
-You got the teeth for it.
-Thank you.
1640
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:34,224
-Let's just get the fuck out of here.
-Right, let's go. Follow me.
1641
01:12:34,641 --> 01:12:35,851
This looks good, right?
1642
01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:38,062
Show of hands.
Who thinks this is noticeable?
1643
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:40,814
[Watts] Yeah, it's not good.
1644
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,483
Here we go.
1645
01:12:42,816 --> 01:12:44,193
[Watts] Welcome. Bienvenue.
1646
01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:45,527
[laughs] Hi.
1647
01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:47,112
Madame Watts.
1648
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:51,116
[trying to speak French]
1649
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:52,534
I thought I could fake it.
1650
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:55,704
I thought I could just start saying stuff
and you guys would respond,
1651
01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:57,122
but I guess it's a real language.
1652
01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:59,208
Anyway, do we have a deal?
1653
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:03,087
No fucking way. Look at that shit.
[laughs]
1654
01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:04,588
Why is it all burny?
1655
01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:06,340
-Burny?
-It's burnt.
1656
01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:08,926
Like you roasted this
over a fucking campfire,
1657
01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:10,260
singing songs and shit.
1658
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:14,598
Though charred on the outside...
this will fuck you up, I promise.
1659
01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:18,852
It's artisanal. We took a classic
and just set it on fire.
1660
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:22,106
It's kind of like a coke brûlée. See?
[sniffs]
1661
01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:25,776
Oh, my God. Like, I’ve done that before.
1662
01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:27,403
[sniffs]
1663
01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:31,115
Feelings, concerns, initial reactions?
What notes are you getting?
1664
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,449
[Boss sniffs] Oh.
1665
01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,868
That's terrible.
[laughs]
1666
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:37,371
So, do we have a deal?
[laughs nervously]
1667
01:13:37,454 --> 01:13:40,040
[Watts] No need to look at it.
Just look right here.
1668
01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:42,709
[whispering] Okay, so is there
any other way out of here?
1669
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:43,919
[whispering] No, this is it.
1670
01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:46,672
-That's the French dude.
-Yeah.
1671
01:13:47,005 --> 01:13:51,009
So because I like you
and I feel like we could be friends,
1672
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:55,139
Uh, ten percent.
Ten percent discount to move this today.
1673
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:58,350
Uh, fifteen fucking percent.
1674
01:13:58,434 --> 01:13:59,977
You're fucking me around.
1675
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:03,021
I bet we can sneak out
while they're distracted by the deal.
1676
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,314
That's a good idea.
1677
01:14:04,731 --> 01:14:06,233
It's 18,5, and that’s it.
1678
01:14:06,316 --> 01:14:09,903
Standing at my power
at 19% and no fucking further.
1679
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:14,366
Twenty-five percent, cause I need
to go home and watch a Nancy Meyers movie
1680
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,576
and erase this day.
1681
01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:17,327
Twenty-five percent, huh?
1682
01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:20,831
[mumbles in French]
1683
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:22,458
Okay.
1684
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,919
-[French man] We're good.
-Thank you so much. Fuck off.
1685
01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:28,881
Here's the money! I’m so excited.
1686
01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:30,799
[megaphone]
This is the Detroit Metro Police.
1687
01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:31,925
We have you surrounded.
1688
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,510
-[Watts] No!
-You set us up!
1689
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,137
I'm taking what's mine!
1690
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:38,515
Why don’t we just wait for them to finish
shooting each other, and we just walk out?
1691
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,225
[Watts] Listen you French fucks,
1692
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:43,395
I know you’re just finding out
about feminism and lung cancer,
1693
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,565
but I’m taking the money!
This is mine, you motherfuckers!
1694
01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,151
-Put a bullet right in your forehead.
-[shakily] No.
1695
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,903
-Down, Stein!
-[screams]
1696
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:04,833
-What the fuck?
-Sorry!
1697
01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:07,920
[gunfire]
1698
01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:13,425
[distant sirens]
1699
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,843
[explosion]
1700
01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:16,136
[Kareem yells]
1701
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,138
We all make mistakes!
1702
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,769
[Coffee] Okay, here's the plan.
1703
01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:27,523
Orlando and I, we run out guns blazing.
Create a diversion.
1704
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:30,317
But I promise, we're all going to
make it out of here alive.
1705
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,071
Most of us. At least half of us
are going to make it out of here alive.
1706
01:15:34,154 --> 01:15:36,615
-[Vanessa] Why would you say that?
-[Kareem] Which fucking half?
1707
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,075
You're right. It's not a good plan.
1708
01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:41,245
I gotta say, man, if you die,
I’d be pretty pissed.
1709
01:15:41,828 --> 01:15:42,746
I love you, too.
1710
01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:43,956
I ain't saying all that now.
1711
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,207
Yeah, but I get it.
1712
01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:48,043
-Aren't you trained for shit like this?
-Let's do this.
1713
01:15:48,126 --> 01:15:49,753
[epic music]
1714
01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:55,551
[Coffee shouting]
1715
01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:58,679
[Vanessa and Kareem shouting]
1716
01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:04,935
-[Coffee in slow motion] Shit!
-[Kareem in slow motion] Coffee!
1717
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:07,688
[Orlando] Come on, let's go!
1718
01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,569
-[Vanessa] Don't shoot us!
-[Police] Hold your fire!
1719
01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,738
[Watts] I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death!
1720
01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,033
Coffee's still in there!
1721
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:22,077
That shit's gonna blow! Get 'em back now!
1722
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,914
Fuck, it's not detaching!
1723
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,585
[fires several rounds]
1724
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:32,629
[both panting]
1725
01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:34,631
We about to make it
out this mother fucker.
1726
01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:35,924
-[gunshot]
-[both groan]
1727
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:38,302
If I die, you motherfuckers
are coming with me!
1728
01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:41,305
[Watts] Coffee,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1729
01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:42,681
[Orlando groans]
1730
01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:43,765
[Coffee] Get out of here!
1731
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:46,852
-[Orlando] Oh, shit!
-Son of a... Fuck!
1732
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:47,769
Fuck.
1733
01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:53,233
I'm sorry.
1734
01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:56,361
I'm so sorry.
1735
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:02,451
-You're bullshitting!
-I'm not. This got so out of hand!
1736
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:05,495
[crying] Please, help me.
1737
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:10,125
I’m at the end of my fucking rope, man.
I don’t know how this happened!
1738
01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:12,628
Listen, you made some horrible choices.
1739
01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:15,547
But it's not too late.The department
has great mental health resources.
1740
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:18,342
You might do a little time,
but we can turn your life around.
1741
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,427
I am fucking with you!
1742
01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:22,387
-Fuck! I knew it.
-[Watts] You idiot.
1743
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,680
You had no idea.
1744
01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:26,892
[heavy bass beat]
1745
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,518
[screams]
1746
01:17:37,235 --> 01:17:38,945
[gun clicks]
1747
01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:40,530
[-gunshot]
-[Watts groans]
1748
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:43,742
Coffee!
1749
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:48,914
[groans]
1750
01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:52,751
This is what happens when you fuck
with me, you mother--
1751
01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:54,211
[muffled screaming]
1752
01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:55,253
Eat it, Watts!
1753
01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:59,633
[Watts] No!
1754
01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:01,301
[Watts] No!
1755
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:03,720
[Watts screaming]
1756
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,181
No!
1757
01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,435
Come on, man. Get in there and help him.
1758
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,604
The fire department will be here
real soon, guys,
1759
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,606
and I'm sure everything will work out
just fine.
1760
01:18:19,277 --> 01:18:20,570
Ah, shit.
1761
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:21,780
Voilà.
1762
01:18:27,744 --> 01:18:29,538
[Vanessa gasps]
1763
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,167
If you need a good grief counselor,
I know a guy.
1764
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,210
Look!
1765
01:18:35,293 --> 01:18:39,339
-[heroic music]
-[Coffee mumbles incoherently]
1766
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:45,262
-Coffee!
-James!
1767
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,392
-[Vanessa] He's on fire!
-[Kareem] Coffee!
1768
01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:53,520
No, move. Move!
1769
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:57,566
James, I'm so glad you're okay.
Oh my God.
1770
01:18:58,191 --> 01:18:59,401
Are you crying?
1771
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,862
Who's soft now, huh?
1772
01:19:01,945 --> 01:19:03,739
-Are you all right?
-No!
1773
01:19:04,030 --> 01:19:04,990
[Coffee groans]
1774
01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,950
-[Vanessa] Somebody help!
-[officer] Come on.
1775
01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:13,331
[panting]
[exhales]
1776
01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:16,418
["Something's Bad" playing]
1777
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,423
Officer Coffee will corroborate
your role as an informant?
1778
01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:23,967
Hell yeah, he'll corroborate.
The fucking kid'll tell you, too!
1779
01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:26,094
All that's behind me, man,
Imma be a dentist.
1780
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,429
I decided. Just recently.
1781
01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:29,890
Imma be a dentist.
I'm like the mold in the whole situation.
1782
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:33,226
So, Deb, are you a Gary Sinise fan?
1783
01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,437
You think he'll be okay?
1784
01:19:36,396 --> 01:19:38,356
Yeah, I think he'll be just fine.
1785
01:19:39,399 --> 01:19:40,317
What about us?
1786
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,027
Huh?
1787
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:46,072
What would you say
if I asked you to marry me?
1788
01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:48,283
Let's see how this all heals up first.
1789
01:19:48,366 --> 01:19:49,743
[both laugh]
1790
01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:52,621
[Coffee cringes]
Ow, don't make me laugh!
1791
01:19:52,704 --> 01:19:54,664
It causes more chunks to fall off.
1792
01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:56,124
Have you seen yourself yet?
1793
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,503
Oh, it's gonna be fine.
I'll just put some aloe on it.
1794
01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:06,384
Coffee,
I want those hands where I can see them.
1795
01:20:08,553 --> 01:20:12,015
Damn. How is this more gross
than when I caught y'all boning?
1796
01:20:12,098 --> 01:20:13,934
Hey! We got a live one here!
1797
01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:16,603
[eerie music playing]
1798
01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:19,648
No!
1799
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:26,321
Coffee, I'm gonna kill--
1800
01:20:28,365 --> 01:20:29,282
[shots fire]
1801
01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:34,496
[shots continue]
1802
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:38,166
Coffee.
1803
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,170
Stay away from my family, bitch!
1804
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,382
That was hot.
1805
01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,678
[laughs] Now that is what the fuck
I'm talking about.
1806
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,179
Hey! Language.
1807
01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:53,265
You just shot...
1808
01:20:54,641 --> 01:20:55,684
[sighs loudly]
1809
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,686
Yes, ma'am.
1810
01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:01,606
Don’t think I don’t see the look
y'all are giving each other.
1811
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:02,774
I see everything.
1812
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:06,027
[scoffs]
Coffee, you have got your hands full.
1813
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:09,656
Yeah. So does this mean the deal’s over?
You gonna let me see your mom,
1814
01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:12,075
and you're definitely not gonna try
to have me murdered?
1815
01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:15,453
[sighs] Just don't give me
a fucking reason to.
1816
01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:16,913
["Sooner or Later" playing]
1817
01:21:51,364 --> 01:21:53,700
♪ Looking round the city ♪
1818
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,495
♪ People up
People down ♪
1819
01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:01,249
♪ Everybody get ready ♪
1820
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,961
♪ For different thing
Is comin' about y'all ♪
1821
01:22:05,962 --> 01:22:10,675
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine♪
1822
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:17,849
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine♪
1823
01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:27,692
♪ Feels bad gettin' busted ♪
1824
01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:31,196
♪ No matter where you're from ♪
1825
01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:35,450
♪ One thing's for sure ♪
1826
01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:39,788
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna get mine
Hey ♪
1827
01:22:39,871 --> 01:22:44,584
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine♪
1828
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:52,092
♪ Sooner or later
I'll get mine♪
1829
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,595
♪ Yes I will ♪
1830
01:22:58,098 --> 01:22:59,349
♪ I'll get mine ♪
1831
01:23:01,851 --> 01:23:03,144
♪ Yes I will ♪
1832
01:23:05,188 --> 01:23:06,564
♪ Band ♪
1833
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:18,660
♪ Sooner or later
Yeah ♪
1834
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:26,209
♪ Sooner or later
Yeah ♪
1835
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,842
♪ Sooner or later
Yeah ♪
1836
01:23:42,475 --> 01:23:43,977
♪ I'm gonna get mine ♪
1837
01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:48,398
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1838
01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:53,278
♪ I'm gonna get mine
Yes I will now ♪
1839
01:23:54,237 --> 01:23:55,989
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1840
01:23:57,198 --> 01:24:00,869
♪I got to get mine
Yes I do ♪
1841
01:24:01,953 --> 01:24:03,580
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1842
01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:09,419
♪I got to get mine ♪
1843
01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:11,004
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1844
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:16,009
♪ I got to get mine
Yes I do ♪
1845
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,595
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1846
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:24,559
♪ I got to get mine ♪
1847
01:24:24,642 --> 01:24:26,352
♪ Sooner or later ♪
1848
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:30,315
♪ I got to get mine
Yeah ♪
1849
01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:33,151
["Wud Up Doe" playing]
1850
01:24:35,361 --> 01:24:38,198
♪ See me in the club
Money fallin' to the floor ♪
1851
01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:41,868
♪ I'm goin' crazy like
Wud up doe ♪
1852
01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:45,246
♪ Eat, money, jewels, cars
That's just how we livin' ♪
1853
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,792
♪ Smokin' Purple Haze
Beat yo ass like Sonny Liston ♪
1854
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:52,212
♪ Eyes red, real low
Fucked up while they roll ♪
1855
01:24:52,295 --> 01:24:55,256
♪ Scared they see me like
Wud up doe ♪
1856
01:24:55,673 --> 01:24:58,676
♪ Hit the pistols, go
We just bullshittin' ♪
1857
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:02,055
♪ Let the chocolate go
They say yo ass listenin' ♪
1858
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:05,600
♪ He tryna get me bad
Y'all know how it go ♪
1859
01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:09,229
♪ See me in the streets like
Wud up doe ♪
1860
01:25:09,312 --> 01:25:12,482
♪ They scream my name
Everywhere I go ♪
1861
01:25:12,565 --> 01:25:15,860
♪ And when I'm in the D
Wud up doe ♪
1862
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:19,322
♪ It's the Fruity Pebble gangsters
I fucks with bricks though ♪
1863
01:25:19,405 --> 01:25:21,074
♪ On the ground, land though ♪
1864
01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,700
♪ I'm the reason
There's a war on drugs ♪
1865
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:26,246
♪ It's the magic fucking kingdom
Leave your ass, leak your blood ♪
1866
01:25:26,329 --> 01:25:29,749
♪ Kill your ass just because
Detroit is where I'm from ♪
1867
01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:33,628
♪ Big titties, fat ass
Bitch, I take the deal ♪
1868
01:25:33,711 --> 01:25:37,048
♪ Deep throat, spit 'n all
Take it in the butthole ♪
1869
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:40,468
♪ Type o' bitch if 12 comes
she don't have a phone ♪
1870
01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:44,139
♪ Wait the whole 48
to keep my stories untold ♪
1871
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:46,975
♪ I'm never drunk
I ain't a bitch ♪
1872
01:25:47,058 --> 01:25:50,854
♪ I'd stitch my mouth lip to lip
before I ever snitch ♪
1873
01:25:50,937 --> 01:25:53,815
♪ Keep licking wrists
always they froze up ♪
1874
01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:57,777
♪ Like the women in the D
I'm colder than a mother ♪
1875
01:25:57,861 --> 01:26:00,780
♪ We ain't come to talk
And we ain't come to tustle ♪
1876
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:04,659
♪ Stop flexin'
We the mother fuckin' muscle ♪
1877
01:26:04,742 --> 01:26:07,704
♪ Ridin' D
Got their choppers 'n their aim for sho' ♪
1878
01:26:07,787 --> 01:26:11,416
♪ I ditch love in the streets
Wud up doe ♪
1879
01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:14,627
♪ In the club
Money falling to the floor ♪
1880
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,131
♪ I'm going crazy like
Wud up doe ♪
1881
01:26:18,631 --> 01:26:22,010
♪ Eat, money, jewels, cars
That's just how we livin' ♪
1882
01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:25,388
♪ Smokin' Purple Haze
Beat yo ass like Sonny Liston ♪
1883
01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:28,892
♪ Eyes red, real low
Fucked up while they roll ♪
1884
01:26:28,975 --> 01:26:31,936
♪ Scared they see me like
Wud up doe ♪
1885
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:35,607
♪ We hit the pistols, go
We just bullshittin' ♪
1886
01:26:35,690 --> 01:26:38,985
♪ Let that chopper go
They say your ass listenin' ♪
1887
01:26:39,068 --> 01:26:42,655
♪ He tryna get me
You all know how that go ♪
1888
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:45,783
♪ See me in the streets like
Wud up doe ♪
1889
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:49,245
♪ They scream my name
Everywhere I go ♪
1890
01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:52,749
♪ And when I'm in the D
Wud up doe ♪
1891
01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:07,472
[fades into a bass heavy beat]